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Previously on "You Me Her"...
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Izzy: Jack's back...
we got all schmaltzy,
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we had crazy amazing make-up sex.
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Scary Nina?
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I know it's fast, but yeah.
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You gotta to hold her real
tight, like an autism blanket.
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He's a love junkie.
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- What's this?
- Hey.
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A number in the middle
of a piece of paper?
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- It's a salary.
- Like, every year?
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Private jet. Five-star hotel.
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Wait, so this is about a job?
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Coolest firm in Seattle.
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She just got an absolutely
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stupid offer in Seattle.
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Seattle. Is that a thing, Em?
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Yeah. Is it?
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- You okay?
- No, I'm not okay.
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My parents are coming in an RV.
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They make me a tad psychotic.
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What's the plan for this one right here?
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I'm in a timeout so
they can play normal.
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- So, what's going on?
- They're meeting with their baby doc.
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What if they're pregnant?
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My professional recommendation
would be surrogacy.
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Do you think we're making a mistake
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sending Izzy away every
time she's an inconvenience?
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How do we explain her presence here?
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I have an idea.
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Izzy here is having our baby.
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They're saying we're finally
gonna have a grandchild.
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It kind of feels like...
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like we're supposed to do this together.
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- Mom.
- Oh, fudge me.
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Don't jump to any conclusions.
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Somebody call a meeting
and forget to... Ooh.
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What's your baby mama
doing in bed with you?
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I'm a conceptionally
challenged bisexual.
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- Harold, are you...
- Emma: Dad?
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Hal, look at me.
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I think I just gave my
father a heart attack.
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Emma, listen... you can't
give someone a heart attack
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like a virus or a curse.
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Finding out who I really
am was so disappointing
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his heart couldn't handle it.
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Em, I don't even think
it was a heart attack.
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I still feel that Kung Pao pork, like,
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all the way up in my esophagus.
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[Chuckles]
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Glad you pervs are having fun.
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- Mom.
- No. No, we're not.
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Um, we were just trying to convince Emma
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that she couldn't have
given Hal a heart attack.
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Well, nobody forced him to find the best
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cheeseburger in every state, right?
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Oh, I'm just fudging
with you. He's fine.
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He fell asleep 30 seconds after
they hit him with the Diazepam.
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I can't remember the last
time we hugged like this.
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That's my fault.
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All the secrets.
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Secrets are like, uh...
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well, they're like...
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Uh, metaphor assistance.
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Uh, keeping someone at an arm's length.
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Um, stiff arm. It's,
like, a football term.
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What?
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Secrets are like stiff arms.
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So fudging bad.
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You aren't the only one
keeping secrets, Emma Seaver.
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- Trakarsky.
- Let it go.
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Mm, yeah.
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Dad's bisexual, too, isn't he?
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I wish.
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- The man's insatiable.
- Oh, okay.
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It would be nice to tag
out every once in a while.
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Oh, my God, that's gonna echo
through the rest of her life.
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He had a panic attack.
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[Voice breaking] It was his own
damn fault for not taking his pills.
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Wait, you mean this is a thing?
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This has happened before?
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The only people who know
are me, him and his doctor.
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It still terrifies me every time.
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There's no me without him.
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That probably doesn't sound
very progressive or cool.
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Mom, Mom.
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That sounds exceptionally cool.
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[Chuckles]
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Can we go see him now?
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Of course, sweetheart.
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Just maybe save your dominatrix
confession till the next time.
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[Language Art's "Luckiness" plays]
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[Sighs]
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♪ Beautiful times remember ♪
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♪ To hold on ♪
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♪ With hand in hand together ♪
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♪ And belong ♪
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♪ Visions of landscapes I see ♪
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♪ In those eyes ♪
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♪ But times and memories of them ♪
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey, pumpkin.
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I shouldn't have, you
know, [croaks]... all that.
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It was too much. It was unfair.
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It was selfish.
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[Sighs] You might want
to work on your delivery.
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We want to know everything about you.
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Well...
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you know, maybe
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since you kept all this
from me, we can, uh...
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we can call it even?
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It seems my serotonin won't behave,
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whatever the hell that is.
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I don't think I know myself.
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I think that's the problem.
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Problem with what?
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[Sighs]
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Me and Jack. Me and Izzy and Jack.
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Me.
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Everything I thought I wanted,
I just... I don't know anymore.
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You love both of them?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Jack and Isabelle.
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I do.
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Then there's something you know.
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Yeah, there's something.
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[♪]
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Nina: [Groans]
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[Sighs] Silver linings and vodka.
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The uzhe.
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[Grunts]
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[Sniffs]
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Oh, my God, I did not
just fucking do that.
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[Cellphone chimes, buzzes]
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[Chimes, buzzes]
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I got to go. Is that okay?
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Nina's in trouble.
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The jail trouble?
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No, it's worse. She
sniffed a man's shirt.
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I don't expect you to understand.
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- [Chuckles]
- Okay, good. 'Cause I don't.
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Fair.
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- See you later.
- Bye.
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♪ One by one, hesitation
everywhere we look around ♪
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♪ Oh, I need advice,
please, give it to me now ♪
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♪ One by one, hesitation
everywhere we... ♪
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So, you did the dreaded
shirt sniff, huh?
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Nin, are you under there?
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- Coming to get you.
- No!
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Yeah, it's happening.
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Get away from me, you fucking perv.
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Shirt sniffer.
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Degenerate.
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What ails you?
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Fuck.
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[Sighs]
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I let my guard down.
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I thought it was real.
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Well, how do you know it's not?
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How would I ever know that it is?
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He's like that old MTV song
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with those creepy sexy model
chicks pretending to play guitar.
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Something about being addicted to love.
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Ah, I believe that's
called "Addicted to Love."
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[Laughs]
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Look, everybody finds
his or her way to the one.
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Or the two?
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Very funny.
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No two paths are the same, right?
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So...
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maybe instead of dating
or fucking a lot of girls
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to find the one, Andy
practices falling in love.
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Until he gets it right?
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Until it's real.
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Well, that didn't suck.
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I know.
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You're welcome.
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Hello, and welcome to the
Griffin Wellness Center.
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My name is Doctor Jack Trakarsky.
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No.
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Hi, everybody, welcome to
the Griffin Wellness Cent...
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Welcome to our Griff...
Griffin Wellness Center.
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Hal: "Only two things
you need to know about me.
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First thing, I'm not a real doctor.
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And the second thing,
I actually practiced
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this lame-ass welcome speech
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because I'm a quivering fucktard."
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Really, Hal?
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I'm not the one who faked a heart attack
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when he found out his
daughter was bisexual.
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[Sighs]
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Gotcha there.
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[Chuckles]
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So, go ahead, get to it.
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This is the part where
you say I'm the one
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who turned her gay-ish.
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No.
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This is the part where I
tell you I know you didn't.
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I don't give shit to
people I don't like, Jack.
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I just don't talk to them.
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So, you're saying you like me?
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[Chuckles]
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Well, you're the doctor.
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Come here.
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Sit down.
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Okay, but only if you say
your daughter's name...
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her full married name.
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Come on, man. You can do it.
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- Let's hear it.
- [Scoffs]
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Emma Trakarsky.
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Well, you didn't make
my daughter gay-ish,
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but you did make her a Pollack.
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Okay, well, that's incredibly offensive,
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but not surprising, so let's do this.
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You're a good man, Jack.
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- I am?
- You are.
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Huh.
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But I'm gonna tell you
something very important,
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and I want you to listen real close.
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Okay.
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It's high time to sack the fuck up.
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Sack the fuckup?
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I think we both know
what you really want.
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Yeah.
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- Got any old-dude advice?
- Oh, I do.
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Go big.
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Your turn.
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You're not ready, man.
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I'm always ready.
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Jack and Emma want me
to have a baby with them.
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What? Now?
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No, soon-ish.
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I'd be like a surrogate
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so we could all physically be involved.
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If I don't, then someone else will,
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and then there's four of
us all mixed up together.
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Are you really into
having a baby soon-ish?
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I don't know.
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I mean, they want one, so...
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and I'm with them.
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It just feels like if they have a baby
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without me, with a surrogate,
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kind of feels like that'll be the end.
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[Sighs]
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Could you imagine you as an aunt?
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No. I can't.
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I feel sorry for them.
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[Both laugh]
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[♪]
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Jack: Put that down there, thanks.
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Wow, I love... I love what
you've done with the place.
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Thank you. It's like, uh,
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cluttered minimalism
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- I guess I'm going for.
- Is that what they call it?
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Yeah.
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[Sighs]
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[Chuckles]
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Um, could you guys give us a minute?
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Just take a break or something?
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So...
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on a scale of 1 to 10, how mad are you?
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Well, you stood me up
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on our "Come on, dummy, we both
know this is a fucking date."
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Right.
265
00:13:29,081 --> 00:13:31,557
But at least you did it in person, so...
266
00:13:31,753 --> 00:13:33,971
I don't know, like, a six.
267
00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:35,767
- Six?
- Yeah.
268
00:13:35,769 --> 00:13:37,784
- Sounds reasonable.
- Yeah.
269
00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:39,464
Yeah, so instead of having you killed,
270
00:13:39,466 --> 00:13:41,655
I'm just gonna kick you in the balls
271
00:13:41,657 --> 00:13:43,821
- with these pointed toe heels.
- My goodness.
272
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,617
So, just be a gentleman
and spread your legs.
273
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:50,197
That sounds like more
than a six, I'll be honest.
274
00:13:50,199 --> 00:13:51,929
All right, it might be a nine.
275
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,448
Another life, you know?
276
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,723
Yeah.
277
00:14:02,839 --> 00:14:04,842
Yeah, maybe it's happening right now.
278
00:14:05,155 --> 00:14:06,233
Yeah.
279
00:14:06,235 --> 00:14:08,743
Both: Cat in the box. [Chuckling]
280
00:14:08,745 --> 00:14:10,226
Yeah.
281
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,860
So, what's next with the throuple?
282
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,906
I actually think I have
to make some sort of
283
00:14:20,656 --> 00:14:22,548
definitive gesture.
284
00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:26,312
Yeah.
285
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,441
Anyway, I got to run.
286
00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:34,105
- Yeah, go.
- It's like the man said,
287
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,553
- you know, I got to go big, so...
- Mm-hmm.
288
00:14:36,555 --> 00:14:38,911
I'm gonna just...
289
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,780
Wait, the man?
290
00:14:40,781 --> 00:14:42,575
What man?
291
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:46,047
[♪]
292
00:14:51,105 --> 00:14:52,549
[Gasps]
293
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:59,433
[Slurring] Here's to the death of love.
294
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,700
Hey, guys, you guys like chants?
295
00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:02,902
Everybody likes chants.
296
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,305
Say it with me, okay?
297
00:15:05,306 --> 00:15:07,040
No more love!
298
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,375
No more love!
299
00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:10,376
No more love!
300
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,112
No...
301
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:13,446
Huh?
302
00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:15,714
Fuck all y'all.
303
00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:19,720
That's actually what I'm gonna
do... I'm gonna fuck everybody.
304
00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:22,922
Well, what a coincidence.
305
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,859
That's my new program, too.
306
00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:34,585
There will be no cuddling,
307
00:15:34,984 --> 00:15:36,535
and I won't be calling you.
308
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,671
Back at ya.
309
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,139
[Chuckles]
310
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,608
Okay, let's go.
311
00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:45,056
You got to pay your tab
there, Drunky McSlurry Bum.
312
00:15:45,058 --> 00:15:46,776
Put it on Uncle Jack's tab.
313
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,712
- All right.
- Make him pay for it.
314
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:51,344
He's done... He's done enough to me.
315
00:15:54,218 --> 00:15:56,086
Nina.
316
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,557
Andy.
317
00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,160
[Laughs] Who's this ho?
318
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:03,069
Do we have a problem? [Pops lips]
319
00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:04,831
Oh, no, not at all.
320
00:16:04,832 --> 00:16:06,196
You say one more word,
321
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,035
I'm gonna punch you as
hard as I can in the face.
322
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,953
You bleed and cry, no problem.
323
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:13,175
Walk on.
324
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:14,860
Yeah.
325
00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:17,939
Good luck with that. [Chuckles]
326
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,426
- Seriously?
- I don't... I don't...
327
00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:25,949
I can't tell if you're here
to get me or to kill me.
328
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,301
I'm still deciding.
329
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,103
Crystal...
330
00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:34,294
Crystal Cove sounds amazing
331
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:41,134
Yeah, it's got the
cabin with the fireplace.
332
00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:45,038
And if you ever invite me there,
I'm gonna murder you so hard.
333
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:49,542
I don't want to be romanced, okay?
334
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:53,403
I w... I want to be loved.
335
00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:57,886
- Yeah, I do. I feel like...
- Don't say it. Prove it.
336
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,353
Hang out with me when I'm sick
337
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:03,065
and watch movies that
no heterosexual male
338
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,891
could ever possibly like.
339
00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:07,694
Massage my feet even when
you're not in the mood.
340
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:12,004
Show me your... your dumbest
dance in your worst undies.
341
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,221
Let me see you cry.
342
00:17:15,932 --> 00:17:17,932
[Clears throat]
343
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:22,643
I really want to kiss the
living fuck out of you right now,
344
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,713
but I feel like that's
precisely what you're talk...
345
00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:28,381
[♪]
346
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:33,080
[Cheers and applause]
347
00:17:33,082 --> 00:17:35,988
The climactic make-up kiss
being witnessed and applauded.
348
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:38,494
Right out of every romcom ever.
349
00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:40,526
[Chuckles]
350
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,944
Are you okay with that?
351
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,491
Yeah.
352
00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:49,305
Yeah, I am absolutely okay with that.
353
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,754
Okay.
354
00:17:51,756 --> 00:17:54,826
[Cheering continues]
355
00:17:54,942 --> 00:18:00,974
[♪]
356
00:18:00,976 --> 00:18:03,779
[Grunts]
357
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:06,693
By all means, let the women
do all the heavy lifting.
358
00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:07,841
I'm being a feminist.
359
00:18:07,843 --> 00:18:10,824
Sure you're not leaving
'cause I'm partially gay?
360
00:18:10,826 --> 00:18:12,367
Oh.
361
00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:15,899
You three need some space and some time.
362
00:18:15,901 --> 00:18:18,289
Besides, your dad needs
to get home and rest.
363
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,026
You got a lot to work out.
364
00:18:20,028 --> 00:18:22,757
Two-person relationships
are complicated enough.
365
00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:24,242
Not for you guys.
366
00:18:24,244 --> 00:18:27,699
Oh, nothing's ever exactly
as it seems, pumpkin.
367
00:18:28,104 --> 00:18:29,455
What the fudge are you people?
368
00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:31,501
We're very mysterious and complicated,
369
00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:33,751
and you're old enough
to say fuck it now.
370
00:18:33,753 --> 00:18:35,585
Aww, yeah, for fucking sure.
371
00:18:35,587 --> 00:18:36,937
- Really?
- Oh, Hal.
372
00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:38,575
Fan-fucking-tastic.
373
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,318
Why are we all fucking cursing?
374
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,723
[Laughs] A long fucking story.
375
00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:45,902
Oh!
376
00:18:45,904 --> 00:18:47,714
Oh, you're lighter and smaller
377
00:18:47,716 --> 00:18:49,851
than I imagined Emma's lover would be.
378
00:18:49,853 --> 00:18:51,798
Hal, don't say lover. It's weird.
379
00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:54,350
Yeah, it really is. It's
also giving me flashbacks.
380
00:18:54,352 --> 00:18:55,938
- Hi.
- Hi.
381
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:58,622
So, what's next for
the traveling Seavers?
382
00:18:58,624 --> 00:19:01,286
Oh, well, we read about
this place, Joshua Tree.
383
00:19:01,288 --> 00:19:02,592
I thought we'd go there
384
00:19:02,594 --> 00:19:04,944
and try out some of those psychedelics
385
00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:06,773
that all the kids are talking about.
386
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,549
- He's kidding.
- Or am I?
387
00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:13,870
All right, I am.
388
00:19:13,872 --> 00:19:15,630
- [Laughter]
- Yeah.
389
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,774
- Parents, man.
- Word.
390
00:19:17,776 --> 00:19:19,093
Recently found out that my dad
391
00:19:19,095 --> 00:19:21,095
was briefly an exotic dancer
392
00:19:21,097 --> 00:19:23,802
in Qatar after the Gulf War.
393
00:19:24,969 --> 00:19:26,704
Meanwhile, we're embracing our normal.
394
00:19:26,706 --> 00:19:28,441
Yeah, we're... we're gonna be so normal
395
00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:29,911
it's gonna get a little weird.
396
00:19:29,913 --> 00:19:31,852
Like, we have golf lessons next weekend.
397
00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:33,004
Mm. We're going to Target tonight,
398
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,906
where $400 can change your life.
399
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:37,228
- But in aggressively normal way.
- Yeah, okay.
400
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:39,650
Yeah, except now you're coming
across as that kind of normal
401
00:19:39,652 --> 00:19:41,447
where you have people
chained up in the basement.
402
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,918
- Yeah, I could see that.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
403
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,655
So we're just gonna...
404
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,685
Yeah, we're gonna go. Nice to see you.
405
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,987
We're not going to water
our sex slaves, by the way.
406
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,491
We are going to...
407
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,718
- Where's Jack?
- He's at Griffin
408
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,979
- setting up the wellness center.
- He is?
409
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:59,440
- Yeah.
- Wellness center. Pfft!
410
00:19:59,796 --> 00:20:01,398
There's the Hal I know.
411
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,669
- Hey.
- Honey, you take care of yourself.
412
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,072
I love you guys.
413
00:20:05,074 --> 00:20:06,943
We know.
414
00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:10,452
Ahh. We've always known
you loved us, pumpkin.
415
00:20:10,454 --> 00:20:12,610
[Chuckles]
416
00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:15,407
You take care of each other, huh?
417
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,318
Go.
418
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:20,286
- Oh, thank you, lovey.
- I got it.
419
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,488
Drive safe!
420
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:23,490
- Okay.
- Bye.
421
00:20:23,492 --> 00:20:24,965
[Sighs]
422
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:26,740
Honestly, I don't care what they say.
423
00:20:26,741 --> 00:20:29,170
That looks super fucking uncomplicated.
424
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:30,830
Agreed.
425
00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:33,232
[Engine starts]
426
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,567
Oh, gross. Don't breathe.
427
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,733
- Don't breathe.
- [Laughs]
428
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,803
Oh, my God.
429
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:40,040
- Bye!
- Bye.
430
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,642
Bye.
431
00:20:41,644 --> 00:20:43,376
Bye-sy, bye-sy.
432
00:20:43,377 --> 00:20:45,212
Bye-sy, bye-sy.
433
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:50,317
[♪]
434
00:21:22,007 --> 00:21:26,011
[Cellphone chimes]
435
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:32,893
[Cellphone chimes]
436
00:21:43,437 --> 00:21:46,773
- Hi.
- Hey.
437
00:21:46,775 --> 00:21:49,975
- Any idea what this is about?
- Nope.
438
00:21:59,006 --> 00:22:02,129
- This is amazing.
- Fuck yeah, it is.
439
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:08,600
Is this my tent?
440
00:22:08,602 --> 00:22:10,144
It is.
441
00:22:10,364 --> 00:22:11,698
What do you think?
442
00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:13,831
Is this you trying
to get into our pants?
443
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,835
'Cause you really don't
need to try this hard.
444
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:18,449
Yeah, we have flaming edgy
hearts tattooed on our asses.
445
00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:19,972
We're, uh, kind of sure things.
446
00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:21,552
[Laughs]
447
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:24,243
And look at this.
448
00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:25,578
[Gasps]
449
00:22:25,579 --> 00:22:28,648
You remembered my favorite pizza.
450
00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:30,516
It's our favorite pizza now.
451
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,769
How'd you even get in here?
452
00:22:31,771 --> 00:22:33,180
These places aren't available yet.
453
00:22:33,182 --> 00:22:35,388
Gabe's company's developing it.
454
00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:39,819
It's ours if we want it.
455
00:22:41,826 --> 00:22:44,466
Deposit's refundable
for five days, so...
456
00:22:44,468 --> 00:22:45,669
No shit?
457
00:22:45,671 --> 00:22:47,302
No shit.
458
00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:50,515
I think, uh...
459
00:22:51,612 --> 00:22:53,584
I mean, I think nobody can
make this place look cooler
460
00:22:53,585 --> 00:22:54,972
than Emma, right?
461
00:22:56,677 --> 00:22:58,410
The house at Hawthorne Heights
462
00:22:58,412 --> 00:23:01,458
is always gonna just be Jack and Emma's.
463
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:03,554
But this place...
464
00:23:03,807 --> 00:23:05,702
this place could be ours.
465
00:23:15,629 --> 00:23:17,089
I love you.
466
00:23:18,322 --> 00:23:20,173
Both of you.
467
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,067
So much.
468
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:27,253
And, um, I want to do this.
469
00:23:28,457 --> 00:23:30,407
So...
470
00:23:31,454 --> 00:23:33,711
Emma, Izzy,
471
00:23:34,242 --> 00:23:36,368
will you start a family with me?
472
00:23:36,799 --> 00:23:38,270
Right here
473
00:23:39,228 --> 00:23:41,227
in our new home?
474
00:23:44,612 --> 00:23:45,947
[Chuckles]
475
00:23:51,643 --> 00:23:53,164
Um...
476
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:57,136
[♪]
477
00:23:57,137 --> 00:24:00,402
♪ We were all just born ♪
478
00:24:00,404 --> 00:24:04,527
♪ To fill our lungs ♪
479
00:24:04,529 --> 00:24:07,324
♪ But we'll come undone ♪
480
00:24:07,326 --> 00:24:11,597
♪ When we've just begun ♪
481
00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:13,868
♪ To breathe ♪
482
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:17,619
♪ Life is like a bubble ♪
483
00:24:17,621 --> 00:24:20,691
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
484
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:24,964
♪ Float until we die ♪
485
00:24:24,966 --> 00:24:28,169
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
486
00:24:28,171 --> 00:24:31,774
♪ Somewhere in the struggle ♪
487
00:24:31,776 --> 00:24:35,376
♪ We'll find some peace of mind ♪
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