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Synced by peritta - corrected by chamallow
www.addic7ed.com
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We're together. We're a throuple.
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Previously on "You Me Her"...
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The alumni board are gonna find this
new information very interesting.
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We're just going to
delay the announcement
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of your promotion a couple of weeks.
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I hate my boss and I
want to quit my job.
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- What's this?
- The coolest firm in Seattle.
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It's not like I'm actually gonna go.
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I just really want to be cool again, Dave.
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Suburban Internet... sex tape, scandal.
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I don't hate it.
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How would you feel about helping kids
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- get to the other side of 21?
- Like a wellness center?
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Dave: Oh, is this about the
thing I said about the bike?
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You don't think Emma's bi? You
think she's just, like, gay?
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You guys have been
third-wheeling the shit out of me.
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You get to undercurrent
all of your primary ex
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because you've decided I'm a lesbian.
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- So this is happening?
- Listen to me.
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I just finished telling someone
that I was the complication.
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- What someone?
- Ruby.
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Fuck this.
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[Door slams]
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[Knocks on door]
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♪♪♪
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[Snoring]
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What's going on?
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Oh, that's lovely.
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Can you rupture something
snoring that hard?
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Radical theory... do you
think that humans snore
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so that in the caveman days,
someone didn't bury them?
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Prefacing something idiotic
with "radical theory"
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doesn't make it less idiotic.
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Little Gabe... on
point with his sass game.
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[Laughs]
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- Little Gabe getting sassy, eh?
- Call me that one more time,
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I will put a pillow over
your giant face and sit on it.
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Yeah, you will.
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Okay, this is...
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unsettling.
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Uh, say, Gabriel, do you want to...
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Make sure Marina
doesn't walk into traffic
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while taking a selfie
and become the face
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of a national public service campaign?
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Super funny.
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Let's blow this intervention.
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- Dumb-ass.
- Dickhead.
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Okay, so, look, not to be that brother,
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but I can't have the kids witnessing
a gruesome, prolonged descent.
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I'm fine, man, I just
need a few minutes to...
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Okay, you obviously don't remember,
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and I wish that I
didn't, but last night...
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last night was a
weepy, snotty shit show.
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No. It wasn't that bad, I...
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It wasn't that bad.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, if you were our pet,
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we would have just shot
you and buried you out back.
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Stop.
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Oh, man.
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Feels like I'm losing everything.
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You're not exactly losing anything, bro.
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No, you very willingly
walked away from a promotion,
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and then you left your home
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and your wife with her new girlfriend.
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Okay, you know what?
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Okay, enough, okay?
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Maybe Emma and I for the past few years
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weren't awesome in the bedroom,
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but we did have some really
incredible times before that.
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Like, really hardcore stuff.
I don't know if she told you,
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but, I mean, not like
porn star level, but...
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- Stop, please.
- Yeah, it's...
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Okay, it wasn't even
about the sex, okay?
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It was the fact that
we had a connection,
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- that we were together.
- Jack, lesbians are deceptive.
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They look just like real chicks.
You know, they wear dresses,
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they wear makeup, they marry dudes.
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- [Scoffs]
- What? It's true.
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[Scoffs]
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You know how much I like Emma.
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We both do. And for the record,
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I do really believe that
you guys were in love
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since the first night that you met.
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Thank you. Finally...
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Someone speaking the truth here.
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But then you introduced a woman
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into your marriage, and
you reminded your wife
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that she's at least three-quarters gay.
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She's not. Oh, my God. What the fuck?
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- Hey. No, no. Hey.
- Please don't, I just woke up.
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Shh.
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- I love you.
- You do?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. All right, I want
you to have what we have.
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Yeah.
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I got to go, 'cause work calls.
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I have a job.
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And good luck.
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[Sighs] I'm sorry.
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Take a long, brisk walk, all right?
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Clear your head.
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Get some perspective and
just think about things.
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- That sounds good, actually.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Do that.
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I'm gonna do that.
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[Sighs]
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[Snoring]
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[Dog barking]
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[Doorbell ringing]
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[Snoring stops]
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Hi.
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Hi.
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So this is where you've been.
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♪♪♪
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♪ Under the morning sun ♪
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♪ I feel it coming like a bad habit ♪
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♪ Bad habit ♪
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♪ When I go out at night ♪
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♪ I feel it creeping like a bad habit ♪
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♪ Bad habit ♪
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So, that was...
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good.
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[Both chuckle]
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I was gonna say,
"Awesome, fucking amazing,"
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but those are overused, right?
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Yeah, you're right. "Good" is...
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"Good" is better.
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Um...
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It's just...
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It's just...
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It's just what?
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I didn't... I didn't...
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I didn't mean for it to happen.
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It's not why I came here.
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Why'd you come?
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To take you home.
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Is that what Emma wants?
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She's...
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She's angry.
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I'm angry.
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Then talk.
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Should I tell her, what,
you came over here and...
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evened things up, so now we're all good?
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That's very funny. You're very funny.
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I was thinking more along
the lines of "I'm sorry."
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You think I'm the one that
should be apologizing to her?
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Oh, for fuck's sake,
why don't I count it down
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so the two of you can say
it at exactly the same time?
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- It's just unbelievable.
- Take it easy.
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In what version of the
universe am I the bad guy?
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Uh,
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how about the version
where the last words
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you said to us before you stormed out
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were "Ruby Shivani."
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Uh, maybe the version
where you've been acting
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like a wounded emo middle-schooler.
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Meanwhile, the real
version in the real world
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consists of two lesbians,
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a happy gay couple,
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who just have this inconvenient dude
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who's like a fucking Goddamn
beard around them all the time.
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Honestly, enough with the beard stuff.
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Was there any point in
the last 30 minutes or so
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where I seemed gay to you?
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I'm in love with you.
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Look at me. I'm in
love with you and Emma.
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To be honest, maybe it's not
you that I'm worried about.
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Okay, Jack.
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Here's the deal.
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There's a perfect shit storm brewing,
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and I'm the only one
that seems to notice.
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Emma suddenly hates her job,
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her soul mate's caved out
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at big bro's ridiculous McMansion.
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And you ready for this?
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She just got an absolutely stupid offer
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from some giant douchey firm in Seattle.
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So, please, I'm asking
you to come back with me.
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I'm gonna ask you again,
is that what Emma wants?
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Because I haven't heard from her.
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Not a word since I've been here, so...
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Did she tell you she
wants me to come home?
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I mean...
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No.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay.
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I appreciate you coming here.
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I do.
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But I'm...
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I'm sorry, that's not enough.
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[Sighs]
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♪ Our love, love, love ♪
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♪ Love will bring you down ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Our love, love, love ♪
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♪ Love will burn it down ♪
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♪♪♪
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[Retching]
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Shots!
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♪♪♪
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It's good!
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Finished!
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Ah!
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[Groans]
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Emma: Good morning, sunshine.
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Hi.
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Oh, I would not recommend
taking a selfie right now.
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Unless it's a desperate cry for help.
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I have an excuse for being cranky.
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What's yours?
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Oh, you have an excuse?
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Oh, you mean falling into
bed, wasted, at 4 A.M.
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after partying like a
college freshmen with Nina.
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What? No.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you look lonely.
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Let's go find your friends.
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Mmm.
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Wow.
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So, if I go get my camera right now,
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would you be willing to reenact
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that whole sad, dark performance?
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'Cause that's exactly the opening I need
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for my documentary...
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"White People."
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What about white people?
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Well, humans crave
challenges and hardships,
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and when they don't get
those things, they...
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reflexively sabotage themselves.
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Or die on a mountain they
had no reason to climb.
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That's impressive.
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That's, like, adolescent bullshit,
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but it's impressive within
that specific category.
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- Well done, man.
- Yeah.
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So what's rock bottom
for a guy like you?
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Shouldn't you be in school or something?
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Put Marie on Locations so I
know where she is at all times.
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I'm just missing, like,
study hall or Advanced Calc...
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- one or the other.
- You know what, I don't care.
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This is so boring.
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This has nothing... it's
nothing to do with me.
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It's not my problem.
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Seriously, do you need help
with all of this business?
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All of what? [Gags]
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[Retching]
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So what were you doing while
you were hugging the toilet
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and staring at your phone?
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I was checking the calendar.
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Seriously?
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Don't worry. It's...
my dates were messed up.
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That's all.
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Well, you don't seem particularly happy.
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Usually at your age,
that's a happy thing.
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You are on birth control, right?
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What are you insinuating?
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I'm not insinuating anything. I just...
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[Sobs]
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Iz.
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Hey, Izzy, are you okay?
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I got so fucked up. [Sobs]
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Yeah.
263
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I could tell.
264
00:12:04,009 --> 00:12:05,480
[Exhales deeply]
265
00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:11,347
It's just...
266
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,533
Jack left, and you said he never leaves.
267
00:12:16,374 --> 00:12:18,072
Which means it's my fault.
268
00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:20,104
And I feel like I'm an alien here,
269
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,563
and I just... I just w...
270
00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:25,148
You just want to feel
like yourself again.
271
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,306
Yeah, I get that.
272
00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:31,236
I'm really sorry, Em.
273
00:12:31,238 --> 00:12:34,320
I've been a passive-aggressive
dick these last few days.
274
00:12:34,322 --> 00:12:35,389
Hey...
275
00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:40,016
We have all taken turns
being dicks lately.
276
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,645
All of us.
277
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,968
Because we fucked up.
278
00:12:44,077 --> 00:12:45,478
Because we're moving too fast.
279
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,167
And none of us wants to say anything.
280
00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:50,445
I don't know.
281
00:12:51,526 --> 00:12:52,845
Well, you can hold me to this,
282
00:12:52,847 --> 00:12:56,326
I am officially on an
intense substance cleanse.
283
00:12:56,412 --> 00:12:57,480
Ugh.
284
00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:58,551
Yeah?
285
00:12:58,553 --> 00:13:00,554
Yeah. [Sniffles]
286
00:13:00,857 --> 00:13:02,057
We'll do it together.
287
00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:03,495
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
288
00:13:04,811 --> 00:13:07,324
I know I have barf-mouth,
but will you kiss me?
289
00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:10,129
No, you do have barf-mouth.
290
00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:13,356
Whoo, man. This feels
like 50 shades of wrong.
291
00:13:13,358 --> 00:13:15,832
It's gonna feel 31
flavors of right real soon.
292
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,127
All right, before we do
this, just so you know,
293
00:13:17,128 --> 00:13:19,312
this is a one-time thing.
Okay, this has to be.
294
00:13:19,314 --> 00:13:20,861
This is just me trying to,
295
00:13:20,863 --> 00:13:22,753
you know, get on a
bridge to the other side.
296
00:13:22,755 --> 00:13:23,958
- This is...
- Don't do me any favors.
297
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,961
No, no, I mean, come on, after this.
298
00:13:26,147 --> 00:13:28,149
Just sit down, I need...
299
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:30,150
Thank you, I guess I should say.
300
00:13:30,151 --> 00:13:31,329
That's better.
301
00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:33,332
Yeah. Thanks.
302
00:13:37,665 --> 00:13:40,383
So you ever gonna sober up
enough to tap that Ruby chick?
303
00:13:40,385 --> 00:13:42,351
[Coughs]
304
00:13:42,353 --> 00:13:43,765
I'm just gonna forge on, assuming that
305
00:13:43,766 --> 00:13:44,781
that's what you want to say.
306
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,531
- Balls!
- So, yes, I overheard
307
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,304
Gabe and Marie talking
about how much better off
308
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,772
you'd be with Ruby.
309
00:13:49,773 --> 00:13:53,108
[Coughing continues]
310
00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:55,245
Don't hate me, I can't call an ambulance
311
00:13:55,246 --> 00:13:57,247
under these incriminating circumstances.
312
00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:00,504
♪ Da da da da da ♪
313
00:14:03,521 --> 00:14:06,324
♪ When gravity's a palm
pushing down on your head ♪
314
00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:09,394
♪ Like the devil's got a
paw dug in your shoulder ♪
315
00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:14,601
♪ And the other one
is rubbing your back ♪
316
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:19,185
♪ But the kitchen in this
new place has a window ♪
317
00:14:19,187 --> 00:14:22,257
♪ Yeah, you can grow
basil on the sill maybe ♪
318
00:14:22,259 --> 00:14:26,129
♪ You can call your
neighbors by name now ♪
319
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:30,643
♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪
320
00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:31,713
Am I late?
321
00:14:31,715 --> 00:14:33,656
No, no, I'm early.
322
00:14:33,658 --> 00:14:35,368
Um, Emma Trakarsky.
323
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:36,859
We talked on the phone.
324
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,311
Right.
325
00:14:39,735 --> 00:14:40,978
Right.
326
00:14:41,932 --> 00:14:44,089
So that space just got snatched.
327
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,739
While you were eating a sandwich?
328
00:14:47,194 --> 00:14:48,941
I can multitask.
329
00:14:49,871 --> 00:14:51,888
May I ask who snatched it?
330
00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:54,755
It was...
331
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:56,193
John...
332
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,051
Ham.
333
00:14:58,247 --> 00:14:59,324
Jon Hamm.
334
00:14:59,326 --> 00:15:01,446
Jon Hamm, the actor?
335
00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:03,603
Maybe he's gonna open an ad agency.
336
00:15:04,682 --> 00:15:06,552
I don't know what smells
worse, your lazy bullshit
337
00:15:06,553 --> 00:15:08,301
or the hostile cologne you bathed in.
338
00:15:09,459 --> 00:15:11,701
Custom blended specifically for me.
339
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,878
Five large. Gets me laid like a carpet.
340
00:15:18,387 --> 00:15:19,456
Hey!
341
00:15:19,699 --> 00:15:21,484
What the five other spaces?
342
00:15:22,273 --> 00:15:24,545
Strangest thing. They
all got snatched, too.
343
00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:30,600
She knows.
344
00:15:31,045 --> 00:15:32,859
She fucking knows.
345
00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:37,210
♪♪♪
346
00:15:40,199 --> 00:15:41,430
God, these are good!
347
00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:44,964
What do you call this glorious manna?
348
00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:46,431
Spicy pork rinds.
349
00:15:46,743 --> 00:15:49,229
Is that like a nickname, or
does it really come from a pig?
350
00:15:49,369 --> 00:15:51,448
I choose not to think about it.
351
00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:53,908
[Chuckles] It's working
though, man. I can...
352
00:15:55,903 --> 00:15:57,104
It's working, man.
353
00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,932
It feels like a lifetime
ago that I was hung over.
354
00:16:01,776 --> 00:16:03,407
Yeah, you're welcome.
355
00:16:03,915 --> 00:16:05,376
So do you really love them?
356
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,897
Both of them?
357
00:16:07,211 --> 00:16:08,278
Who?
358
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,615
[Scoffs]
359
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:12,387
Oh, yes. Yeah.
360
00:16:13,161 --> 00:16:14,162
I do.
361
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,555
But you think Aunt Emma
might be gay, always has been?
362
00:16:22,199 --> 00:16:23,710
I don't know, maybe.
363
00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:27,353
Grownup life sounds pretty fucked up.
364
00:16:27,355 --> 00:16:28,480
Yeah.
365
00:16:30,214 --> 00:16:32,558
What about the college professor chick?
366
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,260
That's just purely
professional. We're...
367
00:16:35,979 --> 00:16:37,047
just friends.
368
00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:38,330
Actually might be colleagues soon.
369
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,572
Oh!
370
00:16:40,579 --> 00:16:42,182
[Chuckles] Okay.
371
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,992
I'm 14 years old,
372
00:16:43,994 --> 00:16:47,196
and even I know you can't be
friends with your hot, divorced ex.
373
00:16:47,198 --> 00:16:49,121
Okay, you can only pretend it's platonic
374
00:16:49,123 --> 00:16:51,765
until the imminent
"Oops, we boned" incident.
375
00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:57,089
You're like some sort of sensei.
376
00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:58,688
[Laughs]
377
00:16:59,456 --> 00:17:01,057
I guess I'll, uh...
378
00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:03,503
design the rest of my life
based on the deep thoughts
379
00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:05,075
of a stoned high school freshman.
380
00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:06,246
Yeah, you want me to lay down
381
00:17:06,247 --> 00:17:07,859
some more heavy duty wisdom on you?
382
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:08,927
Please, why not?
383
00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:10,971
Well, if you and the professor chick
384
00:17:10,973 --> 00:17:13,036
had stayed together,
you would have three kids
385
00:17:13,038 --> 00:17:15,975
and be the dean of Hamilton
High School right now...
386
00:17:16,397 --> 00:17:18,932
instead of smoking away your
hangover with your nephew.
387
00:17:19,877 --> 00:17:21,455
Heavy, right?
388
00:17:21,852 --> 00:17:23,158
Yeah.
389
00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:26,881
It's like a cat in the box.
390
00:17:26,883 --> 00:17:28,618
Absolutely.
391
00:17:31,059 --> 00:17:32,385
Wait, what?
392
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:43,677
Hey, you.
393
00:17:44,161 --> 00:17:45,362
Aren't you supposed to be in school?
394
00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:46,907
Lunchtime, I think.
395
00:17:47,045 --> 00:17:48,118
Yeah.
396
00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:50,442
You pay for that stuff or...
397
00:17:51,143 --> 00:17:52,568
They barely staff week days.
398
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,331
You could pretty much
have whatever you want.
399
00:17:55,295 --> 00:17:57,845
For instance, Chloe Damico thinks
400
00:17:57,847 --> 00:17:59,643
she's pregnant every other Monday,
401
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:02,140
snags like five different
brands just to make sure.
402
00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:03,776
- Oh...
- But then again,
403
00:18:03,777 --> 00:18:05,177
she's like a teenager and you're...
404
00:18:05,386 --> 00:18:06,442
30.
405
00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:07,645
- Okay.
- So...
406
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,834
First of all, I'm nothing like 30.
407
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,647
- Okay.
- And, second of all,
408
00:18:12,649 --> 00:18:14,281
[chuckles] you thought...
409
00:18:14,283 --> 00:18:16,992
you thought I was shopping
for pregnancy tests? Why?
410
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:18,649
Because you're reading all the labels.
411
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:22,785
Well, I'm doing research
for a college paper.
412
00:18:22,941 --> 00:18:26,472
[Laughs] You suck so bad at lying.
413
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,477
Well, I used to be better.
414
00:18:28,479 --> 00:18:30,482
I think we peak at 16.
415
00:18:30,645 --> 00:18:32,692
God, it's like breathing for me.
416
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,829
W.W.L.D.
417
00:18:37,831 --> 00:18:41,225
[Inhales, exhales deeply]
418
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,223
What is that?
419
00:18:44,225 --> 00:18:45,560
What would Lori do?
420
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:47,585
Easy-peasy.
421
00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:50,879
She'd narc you out to
your lezzy life partner.
422
00:18:52,739 --> 00:18:54,903
[Sighs] So I won't.
423
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,720
I'm assuming this means you're late.
424
00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:03,533
Just... it's just a few days,
425
00:19:03,535 --> 00:19:04,927
and... but, normally,
you can set a clock by it.
426
00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:06,253
I'm sorry.
427
00:19:09,134 --> 00:19:10,586
Why are you hugging me?
428
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,920
Because Lori wouldn't.
429
00:19:32,249 --> 00:19:34,561
I... I can't believe you
would do this to me, Danny.
430
00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:38,499
I have a right to explore
other options, God damn it!
431
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:41,603
[Car beeping]
432
00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:43,636
[Cellphone chimes]
433
00:19:45,213 --> 00:19:47,722
[Scoffs] Yeah? Fuck you!
434
00:19:48,142 --> 00:19:49,466
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck...
435
00:19:49,468 --> 00:19:51,337
fucking grow up. It's
just business, really?
436
00:19:51,339 --> 00:19:53,136
Well, fuck... fuck me!
437
00:19:53,138 --> 00:19:54,221
Emma?
438
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:56,913
Lori.
439
00:19:57,256 --> 00:19:59,282
Car make you angry? [Chuckles]
440
00:19:59,284 --> 00:20:00,337
Huh.
441
00:20:00,453 --> 00:20:02,855
[Clears throat] Um, actually...
442
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,702
Actually, I was yelling at my boss.
443
00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:09,544
Yeah. She found out I
was scouting office space,
444
00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:12,280
so she's blackballing me at
the few places I can afford.
445
00:20:12,652 --> 00:20:14,474
And it turns out I signed a contract
446
00:20:14,476 --> 00:20:18,001
that basically says I
can't hire anybody ever.
447
00:20:18,471 --> 00:20:21,219
So you might be mad
at me a little, still.
448
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,453
Afraid so, Lo.
449
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,859
Lo? I... I get a nickname?
450
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,187
That's great. [Laughs]
451
00:20:30,265 --> 00:20:31,891
All right, well, brace yourself.
452
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,065
- Brace myself?
- Just go with it.
453
00:20:34,661 --> 00:20:39,089
Em and Lo, that's us. [Laughs]
454
00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:40,959
That's the spirit.
455
00:20:43,899 --> 00:20:47,771
♪♪♪
456
00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:05,935
Ruby: Do you have an appointment?
457
00:21:05,936 --> 00:21:08,545
[Imitating young woman]
Um, yeah, like, for sure,
458
00:21:08,547 --> 00:21:10,437
Professor, I do.
459
00:21:11,195 --> 00:21:13,864
Worst imitation of a college chick ever.
460
00:21:13,866 --> 00:21:14,934
Come in, Jack.
461
00:21:14,936 --> 00:21:16,340
I don't even know who Jack is.
462
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:19,241
Jack is dead. I killed
him with my period.
463
00:21:19,242 --> 00:21:20,655
It was awesome, right?
464
00:21:20,657 --> 00:21:22,906
- No, it was terrible.
- [Chuckles]
465
00:21:23,322 --> 00:21:24,700
Hey.
466
00:21:25,697 --> 00:21:26,858
Where the hell have you been?
467
00:21:27,048 --> 00:21:29,069
It's like you fell off
the edge of the earth.
468
00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:31,617
Can we say that's more or less
469
00:21:31,619 --> 00:21:32,865
an accurate representation
470
00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:34,667
of what's been happening
and leave it at that?
471
00:21:36,014 --> 00:21:37,623
I've been staying at my brother's place.
472
00:21:40,218 --> 00:21:41,418
Oh.
473
00:21:41,913 --> 00:21:43,874
- Sorry, I, um... Sorry to hear.
- It's nothing.
474
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,551
Look, I've been trying
to get a hold of you
475
00:21:46,553 --> 00:21:47,820
because the dean is interested
476
00:21:47,822 --> 00:21:50,028
in hearing your student services pitch.
477
00:21:50,029 --> 00:21:51,897
But it has to be
tomorrow because he leaves
478
00:21:51,899 --> 00:21:54,191
the day after for a conference overseas.
479
00:21:55,071 --> 00:21:56,139
Can you be ready?
480
00:21:56,141 --> 00:21:58,143
I was born ready.
481
00:21:58,572 --> 00:22:00,038
I've always wanted to say that.
482
00:22:00,316 --> 00:22:02,317
Yes. Great.
483
00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:03,388
Awesome.
484
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,258
Maybe I can thank you for real by...
485
00:22:06,294 --> 00:22:08,236
... taking you out to
dinner tomorrow night.
486
00:22:08,977 --> 00:22:10,845
Are you asking me on a date?
487
00:22:10,847 --> 00:22:12,049
Absolutely not.
488
00:22:12,051 --> 00:22:14,323
I'm just inviting a soon-to-be-colleague
489
00:22:14,325 --> 00:22:17,831
out for a platonic celebration
of my imminent success.
490
00:22:17,927 --> 00:22:19,930
I don't sleep with married men, Jack.
491
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,909
Neither do I, so we have that in common.
492
00:22:23,379 --> 00:22:24,714
Yes.
493
00:22:25,424 --> 00:22:26,537
Great.
494
00:22:30,985 --> 00:22:34,055
[Inhales]
495
00:22:34,328 --> 00:22:35,950
Hey, Carm?
496
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,975
What's my motivation here, you know?
497
00:22:39,388 --> 00:22:42,479
I mean, like, I could pretty much
slip out of these any second I want.
498
00:22:43,734 --> 00:22:45,169
Carmen: Use your imagination!
499
00:22:45,171 --> 00:22:46,436
Whoa.
500
00:22:47,812 --> 00:22:49,022
Wow.
501
00:22:49,686 --> 00:22:50,935
Look at you.
502
00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:54,835
Standing there, wearing that?
503
00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:56,661
Is this okay?
504
00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,054
Is it okay?
505
00:22:59,056 --> 00:23:00,926
It's really scary.
506
00:23:00,928 --> 00:23:02,128
And sexy.
507
00:23:02,251 --> 00:23:05,053
Has to be scary and
sexy, not just scary.
508
00:23:05,188 --> 00:23:06,723
I meant scary in a sexy way, that's all.
509
00:23:06,724 --> 00:23:08,593
- I'm gonna have to edit this out.
- [Laughs]
510
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,150
Okay, you know what, fuck
you! You're not even trying.
511
00:23:10,151 --> 00:23:11,333
No, no, no. I was
laughing with you, honey.
512
00:23:11,334 --> 00:23:12,567
No, no, no! No, no, no!
513
00:23:12,569 --> 00:23:13,487
Come back, come back,
come back, come back!
514
00:23:13,489 --> 00:23:15,075
Look... hey, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
515
00:23:15,077 --> 00:23:16,317
Come, come, come.
516
00:23:16,319 --> 00:23:17,655
Come, come.
517
00:23:18,084 --> 00:23:19,285
Look, I'm already at half mast,
518
00:23:19,286 --> 00:23:21,256
and you haven't even
done anything to me yet.
519
00:23:22,961 --> 00:23:24,696
What are you gonna do to me, by the way?
520
00:23:24,798 --> 00:23:27,559
You gonna use that fly-swatter
and squish me like a bug?
521
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,055
I mean, I'm pretty stoned,
522
00:23:29,057 --> 00:23:31,299
so that could be fun or terrifying...
523
00:23:31,301 --> 00:23:32,450
or maybe both.
524
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,825
And I guess that's how this is
all supposed to work, right, so...
525
00:23:34,826 --> 00:23:36,561
Fairly high, too.
526
00:23:36,603 --> 00:23:38,071
[Both chuckle]
527
00:23:38,955 --> 00:23:41,155
Hey, what if I really like swatting you?
528
00:23:41,157 --> 00:23:42,850
- Oh, boy.
- What if I just...
529
00:23:42,852 --> 00:23:44,321
Oh.
530
00:23:44,587 --> 00:23:47,090
What if I just threw
the shit out of you,
531
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:50,964
and I can't get off
and don't stop, yeah!
532
00:23:51,582 --> 00:23:53,144
Well, I would remind you
533
00:23:53,146 --> 00:23:55,414
that I'm only pretending
to be tied up, so...
534
00:23:56,575 --> 00:23:58,559
Oh, God, what if the kids die?
535
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,205
- I'm sorry?
- What if the kids die
536
00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:02,342
because we're high and I'm
obsessively swatting you?
537
00:24:02,668 --> 00:24:04,200
I'm sorry, is that...
is that part of this,
538
00:24:04,201 --> 00:24:05,270
or are you... I'm not...
539
00:24:05,272 --> 00:24:09,009
No, I'm sorry. Is that, um... stupid?
540
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:12,002
Yes, I think so? I don't know.
541
00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:14,030
[Sighs]
542
00:24:15,438 --> 00:24:16,906
So what now?
543
00:24:17,172 --> 00:24:19,594
I mean, you know, you could...
544
00:24:20,111 --> 00:24:21,712
You know...
545
00:24:28,932 --> 00:24:31,308
I think the dominant party would
be on the receiving end of that.
546
00:24:31,309 --> 00:24:32,220
Nice try.
547
00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:33,619
I actually read that a lot of women
548
00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:35,104
find giving head very empowering.
549
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:37,244
Yeah, a man definitely
concocted that bullshit.
550
00:24:37,245 --> 00:24:38,551
Why don't you go back to the cave
551
00:24:38,552 --> 00:24:40,179
and tell them we didn't fall for it.
552
00:24:40,181 --> 00:24:42,315
Okay, so why don't we just have sex?
553
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:44,760
I mean, I think smoking
weed and having sex
554
00:24:44,762 --> 00:24:46,870
is pretty cool, by
suburban-parent standards.
555
00:24:46,996 --> 00:24:48,658
Hmm, whatever. Sure.
556
00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:50,624
All right.
557
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:53,262
Geez. Oof!
558
00:24:53,705 --> 00:24:55,262
Okay, you're gonna be quiet
559
00:24:55,264 --> 00:24:57,533
and you're gonna stuff me
like a Thanksgiving turkey.
560
00:24:57,535 --> 00:24:58,825
[Gasps]
561
00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:00,736
Okay, now, that...
562
00:25:00,738 --> 00:25:02,608
What? What?
563
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:04,608
I thought we were gonna stop
564
00:25:04,609 --> 00:25:07,119
- peeping on people.
- Emma and Lori walking together.
565
00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:11,307
Emma and Lori.
566
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:15,155
Oh, God! Emma had a super-bad day!
567
00:25:15,157 --> 00:25:16,481
- So?
- She's gonna poison
568
00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:17,884
or otherwise murder Lori.
569
00:25:17,886 --> 00:25:19,460
Whoa, honey, honey, honey.
570
00:25:19,462 --> 00:25:21,101
Okay, I think you established
571
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,585
that you might have the
THC tolerance of a toddler.
572
00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,672
- That feels nice.
- Yeah?
573
00:25:26,577 --> 00:25:28,196
Oh. [Laughs]
574
00:25:28,243 --> 00:25:29,626
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
575
00:25:30,032 --> 00:25:31,212
- Geez.
- I'm gonna go over there.
576
00:25:31,213 --> 00:25:33,017
- What?
- I'm gonna go over there just to make sure,
577
00:25:33,018 --> 00:25:34,372
because she's made a lot of
really fucked up decisions.
578
00:25:34,373 --> 00:25:35,734
Okay, but don't...
don't completely abandon
579
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:37,984
that fly-swatter thing.
I kind of... like that.
580
00:25:37,986 --> 00:25:39,507
- [Cries over monitor]
- All you, babe.
581
00:25:40,752 --> 00:25:41,820
Oh, great. Okay.
582
00:25:41,822 --> 00:25:42,889
I'll, uh...
583
00:25:42,891 --> 00:25:44,760
I'll tend to my crying child...
584
00:25:44,997 --> 00:25:46,040
while I'm super high
585
00:25:46,042 --> 00:25:48,883
and midway through
experimenting with light S&M.
586
00:25:55,339 --> 00:25:56,942
Look.
587
00:25:57,286 --> 00:25:59,422
It's Lady Carm-Carm?
588
00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,059
You okay?
589
00:26:03,127 --> 00:26:04,483
I don't think so.
590
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:07,901
I'm currently hallucinating
that you and Lori Matherfield
591
00:26:07,903 --> 00:26:09,637
are getting high on your porch.
592
00:26:09,815 --> 00:26:11,680
Ooh, you want to join?
593
00:26:11,682 --> 00:26:14,393
Or are you on your way to a performance?
594
00:26:14,590 --> 00:26:17,660
[Both snicker]
595
00:26:20,366 --> 00:26:21,567
Yeah, what the hell?
596
00:26:21,569 --> 00:26:23,009
How much weirder can my night get?
597
00:26:23,010 --> 00:26:24,200
What?
598
00:26:24,201 --> 00:26:25,669
You don't want to know.
599
00:26:28,842 --> 00:26:31,779
This is good. I am happy and relieved.
600
00:26:32,074 --> 00:26:33,143
- This is good.
- Nina: Hey.
601
00:26:33,144 --> 00:26:35,169
I am happy and relieved.
602
00:26:35,405 --> 00:26:36,472
This...
603
00:26:36,536 --> 00:26:37,738
You moved out.
604
00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:38,808
Hi.
605
00:26:38,810 --> 00:26:41,836
Remember, you kind of got to pay rent
606
00:26:41,838 --> 00:26:43,112
or give up the key, babe.
607
00:26:43,114 --> 00:26:44,182
[Scoffs]
608
00:26:44,184 --> 00:26:46,139
Already moved into my room, huh?
609
00:26:46,352 --> 00:26:48,375
Um, I'm kidding.
610
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,150
Iz, you can by whenever you want...
611
00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:51,453
more often, preferably.
612
00:26:51,455 --> 00:26:53,005
Thanks.
613
00:26:53,693 --> 00:26:55,316
Yay, right?
614
00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:57,809
Yeah, it's my third.
615
00:26:58,403 --> 00:26:59,825
They're all the same.
616
00:27:02,479 --> 00:27:03,723
Jesus.
617
00:27:04,644 --> 00:27:06,559
Ooh, uh...
618
00:27:06,609 --> 00:27:08,364
Were you hoping for something different?
619
00:27:08,475 --> 00:27:11,511
Mm, not when I bought them.
620
00:27:15,418 --> 00:27:16,419
And now?
621
00:27:17,961 --> 00:27:19,712
Well, um...
622
00:27:19,714 --> 00:27:21,390
I know this is good,
623
00:27:21,392 --> 00:27:23,823
and I'm happy and relieved,
624
00:27:23,825 --> 00:27:27,643
or I am more profoundly fucked
in the head than I thought.
625
00:27:28,498 --> 00:27:31,791
So... this is good.
626
00:27:32,316 --> 00:27:34,185
And I am happy...
627
00:27:34,599 --> 00:27:36,069
and relieved.
628
00:27:38,235 --> 00:27:39,918
Come here.
629
00:27:42,010 --> 00:27:44,680
There's seriously
something wrong with me.
630
00:27:44,766 --> 00:27:45,968
I know.
631
00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:48,239
♪ When your world ♪
632
00:27:48,269 --> 00:27:52,941
♪ Trembles and quakes ♪
633
00:27:53,867 --> 00:27:55,870
♪ And your footing ♪
634
00:27:56,198 --> 00:28:02,338
♪ Suddenly shifts and shakes ♪
635
00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:05,677
♪ Take my hand ♪
636
00:28:05,679 --> 00:28:09,360
♪ We'll hide in the
corner, hide in the corner ♪
637
00:28:09,362 --> 00:28:12,164
♪ Take my hand ♪
638
00:28:12,827 --> 00:28:17,099
♪ We'll hide till it's
over, till it's all over ♪
639
00:28:17,101 --> 00:28:18,970
♪ La, la, la-la, la ♪
640
00:28:18,972 --> 00:28:20,874
♪ La, la, la-la, la ♪
641
00:28:20,876 --> 00:28:22,211
♪ La, la-la, la-la ♪
642
00:28:22,532 --> 00:28:25,427
♪ La, la-la, la-la, la-la ♪
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