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- Anyone who knows me
will tell you
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I'm an affectionate guy.
- Stop it. Stop it. Stop.
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- I love my wife.
I say it all the time.
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- [sighs]
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- And sure,
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sometimes she's not
in the mood, but...
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I warm her up.
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Believe me,
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she's happy once we get going.
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[indistinct chatter over TV]
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I do my part.
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- Okay.
- Hey!
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All I'm asking is that
she does hers.
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- Oh.
- Friday.
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- Not today, honey.
- Hey.
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It's right there
in the wedding vows...
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- No.
- Hey.
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Love, honor, and obey.
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I said I want 'em spicy.
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How hard is it
to give me what I want?
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- ♪ The good guys giving in ♪
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♪ And letting the bad guys
win sometime ♪
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♪ I'd like to see
the bad guys win ♪
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♪ I'd like to see
the bad guy get the girl ♪
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- Sorry, sweetheart.
I know you like it hot.
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[chuckles]
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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- That's what
I'm talking about.
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Oh, yeah.
- Mm.
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- Fuck yeah.
- Mm.
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- Oh, damn, babe.
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Yup. Yup.
- [laughs]
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Oh.
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Aah! Oh!
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[shouting]
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God, it burns!
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Ow! God!
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[groovy music]
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs]
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[sighs]
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Hi. Hello.
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Am I--yeah, I am here.
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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- Okay, let it out.
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- Wow. [laughs]
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How long has this
been going on?
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You know what? Yeah, no.
You know what?
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That's really
none of my business at all.
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Unless blink twice
if you need help.
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[bird squawks]
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- Oh, well, well, well.
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Look who's back
from the Big Apple.
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- Yeah, I don't know
why you're saying that
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so triumphantly.
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I live here.
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- Come on in.
I'm making flapjacks.
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- No. That--nope.
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I'll just talk to you
right here.
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- Oh, once you get a taste
of these fluffies,
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you'll be singing
a different tune.
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- So you're okay with the bird?
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- It's not my favorite
affectation.
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- Whatever you came here
to say, we're good.
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People fight.
Emotions run high.
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I gotta give you credit.
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It takes a lot to come here,
you know, hat in hand.
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- No, I'm not here
to apologize.
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I saw the pictures of Billy.
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You cannot publish those,
and you know it.
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They are a betrayal
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of everything
we've been building together.
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- Look, if you wanted a say
in that shoot,
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then you should have
been here for it.
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- Doug, no woman
in her right mind
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is gonna sign off on those.
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- Well, why don't we ask
your new managing editor,
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see what she thinks?
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- Tins?
- Doug.
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- What?
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Look, I would've consulted
with you, but you quit.
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You remember?
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- Wow. Congratulations.
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You already found
a replacement for me as well.
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Doug, you cannot do that.
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- Oh, yeah, we can.
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[doorbell rings]
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Busy Sunday at Casa Renetti.
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Let's see who it is.
[laughs]
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- [scoffs]
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It's okay.
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Happy for you.
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- Deal's not final yet.
[door clicks open]
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- Ah, son of a bitch.
We're on the hook for this how?
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- You two,
along with the entity
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known as "Minx" magazine,
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are being sued by plaintiff
William Wilkerson,
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who claims that your article
about marital rape
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incited his formerly sane
and loving wife
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into maiming his penis
with a substance measuring
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over 1 million Scoville Units,
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resulting in damage
to the foreskin
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and audacious blistering
of the shaft.
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- "Audacious blistering
of the shaft," that's good.
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- And they say there's
nothing new under the sun.
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- [laughs]
- Fitting end to your circus:
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us being shot out of a cannon.
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- Gotta admit,
A-plus publicity stunt.
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Good old Willy
turning lemons into lemonade
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or hot peppers into--
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- Salsa or potentially jelly.
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[laughter]
- Okay, hello.
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I see you're taking this
as seriously as he is.
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- Bubbe, in this business,
if you don't laugh,
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you don't last very long.
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- Yeah, Myron and I have been
dealing with this crap
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since it was a crime
to show your kneecaps, right?
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- Offer a little settlement,
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make this go away,
and everybody is happy.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
We go big. We countersue.
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- Dougele.
- What? Absolutely not.
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- You cannot pay for this kind
of publicity. This is a gift.
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- Oh, yeah, like
the Trojan horse was a gift.
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Why am I even named
in this suit anyway?
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He's the publisher.
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I'm just--I was just
a powerless employee.
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I don't have
any editorial control.
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- According to this,
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you're the creator
of "The Matriarchy Awakens,"
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the original iteration
of this magazine
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and the offending
article herein.
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- Yeah, but I don't
even recognize
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my own magazine anymore.
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- Well, the law doesn't see it
that way,
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and you're liable by virtue
of your proprietary rights.
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- You know my lawyer asked me
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not to discuss
my case on the air.
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- And I see you
heeding this advice.
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- [laughs]
Yeah, I'm sorry,
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but women like Joyce Prigger,
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magazines like "Minx,"
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they need to know
that the free ride is over.
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Oh, yeah, I'm using
the power of the law,
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but in my other hand,
I hold something more powerful:
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people.
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- Not just people.
Men Energized Now.
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- We are calling on all M.E.N.
to get out there
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and make things uncomfortable
for Prigger and Bottom Dollar,
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AKA public enemies
number one and two.
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- I think it's really clever
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how the name
of the organization is M.E.N.
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but it also spells "men."
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- Men are smart.
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- Are you talking
about the organization
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or men in general?
- Both.
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- Oh, my God.
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[engine shuts off]
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- Proprietary rights?
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So you own part of "Minx"?
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- Yeah, according
to Doug's lawyer
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and one very snooty clerk
at the UCLA Law Library.
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- Please tell me
you're not trying to--
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- Exercise my rights?
You bet I am.
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- You don't wanna go to war.
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You've only seen
Doug's nice side.
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- That's his nice side?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ask Fred Salzburg,
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the paper vendor who
double-billed Doug for years.
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- Why? What happened to Fred?
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- No one knows,
but it's no longer called
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Salzburg & Sons.
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- Okay, well, I'm very sorry
for the Salzburg family,
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but "Minx" is our baby.
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- Mm.
- We can't just walk away.
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- Don't say "we."
- But he's murdering our child.
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- Yeah, well,
my paternal instincts
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haven't kicked in just yet.
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Try something else.
- Fine.
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I can't do this without you.
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And I don't wanna do it
without you, Richie.
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You make the magazine better
in every way,
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and I know that you know this,
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and I know that you care
about it as much as I do.
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Come on, Richie.
This is our time.
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"Minx" is our baby.
We can't--
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- I'm in. Let's go tell Doug.
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- Oh, great. All right.
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- Don't you need shoes?
- The Earth is my shoe.
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Go. Go.
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- Okay, okay.
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[sighs]
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[cuckoo clock chiming]
Oh! Shit.
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[people shouting indistinctly]
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- We have rights too.
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Men rights.
- Come on.
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- Norman, what are you doing?
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- Men are finally
fighting back.
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- Oh, yeah, you're blaming us
for Willy's wife?
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She's a nut job, Norm.
Look at who she married.
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- You're siding with her now?
Come on.
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What happened to you, man?
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- I'm not siding with anyone.
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Can you just move
so I can get in my spot?
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- All right.
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- Oh, that's nice.
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Norman made some friends.
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- A woman is sexually assaulted
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every 20 seconds
in this country.
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One guy gets a boo-boo
on his wiener,
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and it's the end
of the fucking world.
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- Joyce, is that
your first swear?
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- Yeah, could you tell?
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How was it?
- It was great.
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- Was it--
- It was great.
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Natural.
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I've never marched in someplace
and just quit before.
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- I have. There was bloodshed.
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- Oh, something tells me
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this isn't an apology
walking in my door.
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- No, sir, it is not.
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Until issues of ownership
have been resolved,
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please immediately
cease and desist publication
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of the third issue of "Minx."
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- Handwritten.
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- For that personal touch?
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- My Selectric was out of ink.
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- And what are you two
knuckleheads doing?
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- They are with me.
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- Well, thank you
for informing me
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of your intentions, Joyce.
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- [clears throat]
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What do we do? What do we do?
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- Let's go. Thank you.
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- Well, if you touched
all the bases,
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in my book,
that's a home run.
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You tell Roger Middleton
that it doesn't matter
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if it was a ground ball
and three errors.
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It still counts.
God, he's just like his mom.
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[laughs]
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Oh, I wish I could have
seen it.
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No, it's okay. Go.
Yeah, go.
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We'll talk more when I'm back
from my--
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my trip.
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Okay, love you.
[chuckles]
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[sighs]
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[soft music]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, my two favorite people.
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Take the Leica.
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You're the only one
who really appreciates it.
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- Thanks, Doug.
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Already did.
- Oh, good. You know me.
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I like to take care of my
people even if they move on.
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Sorry, let me say that again.
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Even if they stab me
in the back
256
00:09:50,722 --> 00:09:51,864
and then move on.
257
00:09:51,964 --> 00:09:54,067
- I saw that Billy centerfold.
258
00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:55,710
You stabbed yourself.
259
00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:57,132
- But you wanna throw away
years of our relationship
260
00:09:57,212 --> 00:09:58,754
over a couple of bad days?
261
00:09:58,854 --> 00:10:00,797
And do you really think
Joyce has what it takes
262
00:10:00,897 --> 00:10:02,159
to do all this on her own?
263
00:10:02,259 --> 00:10:03,722
- I don't know, Doug.
264
00:10:03,822 --> 00:10:05,364
If it wasn't for "Minx,"
you'd have me
265
00:10:05,464 --> 00:10:07,648
plucking stray pubes
for the next decade.
266
00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:09,210
- Right, 'cause if you think
about it,
267
00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:10,893
I had the idea
for you to shoot for "Minx"
268
00:10:10,993 --> 00:10:13,377
before she ever walked through
those office doors.
269
00:10:13,477 --> 00:10:14,538
So, what,
you're making moves now?
270
00:10:14,638 --> 00:10:15,860
You're a hustler?
271
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,383
Then let me give you
a little advice.
272
00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,145
I recommend you stay here
in the big leagues
273
00:10:19,245 --> 00:10:21,950
as opposed to shipping off
to Palookaville with her.
274
00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:24,514
- Well, if you really want me,
275
00:10:24,614 --> 00:10:27,218
I suggest you make me
an offer I can't refuse.
276
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Some initial suggestions.
277
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,412
- Two editorial assistants.
278
00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:39,296
Good. Taught you something.
279
00:10:39,396 --> 00:10:41,259
And I know
I taught you everything.
280
00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:42,942
- I hate conflict.
281
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,664
My stomach feels like the
butter churn at Spahn Ranch.
282
00:10:44,764 --> 00:10:46,347
- Yeah, and who got you
out of that mess?
283
00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:47,709
What, you think you're gonna
call Joyce
284
00:10:47,809 --> 00:10:49,191
and she's gonna smuggle you out
285
00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:50,794
in the trunk of her car
at 2:00 a.m.?
286
00:10:50,894 --> 00:10:52,597
- I don't know, maybe.
- She's gonna be asleep
287
00:10:52,697 --> 00:10:54,700
with a glass of milk, out cold.
288
00:10:56,863 --> 00:10:58,866
I'll take a look at these,
hotshot.
289
00:11:03,673 --> 00:11:06,418
Did you find that address?
290
00:11:06,518 --> 00:11:08,020
- You sure about this?
291
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,123
- Of course not.
292
00:11:16,253 --> 00:11:18,035
- You're really tempting me,
293
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,639
but I do have to keep
my girlish figure.
294
00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:23,083
I'm back on the market,
in case you hadn't heard.
295
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,368
- Well, any man would be lucky
to date a fox like you, Wanda.
296
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,091
- Oh, well.
[laughter]
297
00:11:28,191 --> 00:11:30,454
My dance card's not exactly
full these days.
298
00:11:30,554 --> 00:11:32,417
I'm told that men
find me intimidating.
299
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,300
- Yeah, well,
I understand that.
300
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,464
I think that's because you're
taking a beating in the press,
301
00:11:36,564 --> 00:11:38,427
and I can help
turn that around for you.
302
00:11:38,527 --> 00:11:40,309
You know, Willy has
a big platform
303
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,314
and an even bigger mouth,
which I think you know.
304
00:11:43,414 --> 00:11:45,117
- Yeah. [chuckles]
305
00:11:45,217 --> 00:11:47,040
- But I think you also
deserve to be heard.
306
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,125
And I've got a venue that is
built to champion women.
307
00:11:50,225 --> 00:11:52,528
- I've never really thought
of myself as a public figure.
308
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,571
- Betsy Ross was just sewing
her husband's pants
309
00:11:54,671 --> 00:11:56,214
when she invented
the American flag.
310
00:11:56,314 --> 00:11:57,416
Did you know that?
311
00:11:57,516 --> 00:12:00,020
Was Rosa Parks even an activist
312
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,223
before she refused
to get off that bus?
313
00:12:02,323 --> 00:12:04,566
- You mean refused
to change seats?
314
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,271
- Joyce Prigger?
315
00:12:07,371 --> 00:12:08,392
- [scoffs]
- May I?
316
00:12:08,492 --> 00:12:09,755
- Of course. Yes, come in.
317
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:10,996
- Thank you.
- It's Joyce Prigger.
318
00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:12,118
- Wow.
- Hello, Wanda.
319
00:12:12,218 --> 00:12:13,681
- Hello. Welcome.
- Hello.
320
00:12:13,781 --> 00:12:15,323
- What are you doing,
tailing me now, Joyce?
321
00:12:15,423 --> 00:12:17,406
- Nope, just followed
the smell of manipulation.
322
00:12:17,506 --> 00:12:18,688
- Great.
- Wanda?
323
00:12:18,788 --> 00:12:20,491
- Hmm?
- Do not trust this man
324
00:12:20,591 --> 00:12:21,533
with your story.
325
00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:22,935
He does not care about you
326
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,058
or me or anyone, really.
327
00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:26,140
- Oh, are you two an item?
328
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,582
- Ew. God, no.
- Oh, no.
329
00:12:27,682 --> 00:12:29,264
- I'm just getting
some jilted lover vibes.
330
00:12:29,364 --> 00:12:31,788
- He did break my heart
but as a business partner.
331
00:12:31,888 --> 00:12:33,391
- I promised you a magazine
332
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,193
when no one else
in the world would.
333
00:12:35,293 --> 00:12:36,756
- Only to turn around
and then hand it over
334
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,079
to that charlatan, Wendy Mah.
335
00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:40,441
- Oh, I love Aphrodisia.
336
00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:41,643
- Who told you about Wendy?
337
00:12:41,743 --> 00:12:43,166
- I have friends
at Bottom Dollar.
338
00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:44,408
Can you say the same thing?
339
00:12:44,508 --> 00:12:45,609
- I am Bottom Dollar.
340
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:46,851
- And I am "Minx."
341
00:12:46,951 --> 00:12:48,694
And I will save
both my magazine
342
00:12:48,794 --> 00:12:51,218
and this poor woman
from your predatory ways.
343
00:12:51,318 --> 00:12:52,981
- I don't think I need saving.
344
00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:55,625
- No, because you are
a strong, independent person.
345
00:12:55,725 --> 00:12:56,867
- Okay, I--
346
00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:58,870
- Don't let him perpetuate
347
00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:01,954
this disgusting lie
that's already out there.
348
00:13:02,054 --> 00:13:06,321
My article obviously did not
inspire your act of revenge.
349
00:13:06,421 --> 00:13:07,563
- Oh, it did, actually.
350
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,806
- Well, come on, Wanda.
That's--
351
00:13:09,906 --> 00:13:11,289
- Listen,
Willy never forced me,
352
00:13:11,389 --> 00:13:13,011
not like the women
that you wrote about.
353
00:13:13,111 --> 00:13:15,976
But I mean, you show me a wife
who's never had sex
354
00:13:16,076 --> 00:13:18,339
when she's not in the mood,
and I'll show you a liar
355
00:13:18,439 --> 00:13:21,024
or at the very least, a woman
who's still on her honeymoon.
356
00:13:21,124 --> 00:13:24,028
So it did--the article,
it got me thinking.
357
00:13:24,128 --> 00:13:26,552
- But I didn't suggest
turning to violence.
358
00:13:26,652 --> 00:13:28,795
- well, I didn't know that it
was gonna do that much damage.
359
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,318
I thought it would just,
360
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,560
you know, burn a little bit
and be funny.
361
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:33,603
- And it was very funny.
362
00:13:33,703 --> 00:13:35,205
Not to take away
from any of your suffering,
363
00:13:35,305 --> 00:13:37,008
but the jalapeño hand job
was very--
364
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,731
- We're talking here.
- No, we were actually talking.
365
00:13:38,831 --> 00:13:40,173
- We're talking.
You're making it worse.
366
00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:42,276
- Do you understand--
- Can I finish?
367
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,521
- Sorry.
- Please.
368
00:13:46,202 --> 00:13:48,225
- I just got sick
of being told what to do
369
00:13:48,325 --> 00:13:50,328
and who to be in my own home.
370
00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:52,952
Some people
just want to use you
371
00:13:53,052 --> 00:13:54,915
for their own stupid desires
372
00:13:55,015 --> 00:13:57,519
or selfish aims
or petty squabbles.
373
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,123
They don't even bother
seeing you as a human being.
374
00:14:00,223 --> 00:14:01,806
I don't know what's going on
between the two of you,
375
00:14:01,906 --> 00:14:04,290
but I don't want
any part of it.
376
00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:06,393
I'm gonna tell my own story.
377
00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:08,416
- Well, thank you
for your time.
378
00:14:08,516 --> 00:14:10,659
- You have a great day, Wanda.
- Thank you.
379
00:14:10,759 --> 00:14:12,222
- Happy?
- Oh, my God.
380
00:14:12,322 --> 00:14:14,906
- Welcome back to day five
381
00:14:15,006 --> 00:14:16,869
of the M.E.N. offensive.
382
00:14:16,969 --> 00:14:18,832
Now, we've struck
a nerve, folks.
383
00:14:18,932 --> 00:14:20,194
Ratings are through the roof.
384
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,157
Contracts are being
renegotiated.
385
00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:23,759
- I'm getting
an in-ground pool,
386
00:14:23,859 --> 00:14:26,043
and you can't come use it, Ma.
387
00:14:26,143 --> 00:14:27,645
- [laughs]
388
00:14:27,745 --> 00:14:29,729
- Now, in addition
to Willy's legal action,
389
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:31,451
we'll be providing resources
390
00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:34,135
to men who can't file lawsuits
of their own.
391
00:14:34,235 --> 00:14:38,262
- That's called an escalation
of conflict, my friends.
392
00:14:38,362 --> 00:14:39,824
And guess what.
393
00:14:39,924 --> 00:14:42,708
The ladies want
a piece of the action, too,
394
00:14:42,808 --> 00:14:47,916
and we have
the most impressive lady of all
395
00:14:48,016 --> 00:14:49,198
here with us today.
396
00:14:49,298 --> 00:14:52,243
- The first female councilman
397
00:14:52,343 --> 00:14:54,046
in Southern California
398
00:14:54,146 --> 00:14:56,850
and a total babe to boot.
- [laughs]
399
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:59,094
- The pride
of the San Fernando Valley,
400
00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:00,496
Bridget Westbury.
401
00:15:00,596 --> 00:15:02,859
- Well, it's a pleasure
to be here.
402
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:06,465
What happened to your...person
403
00:15:06,565 --> 00:15:09,509
is a travesty, and we all know
who's responsible.
404
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,833
- I blame "Maude,"
"Mary Tyler Moore,"
405
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,956
and to a lesser extent,
"That Girl."
406
00:15:14,056 --> 00:15:15,679
- Mm, enemies all.
407
00:15:15,779 --> 00:15:17,842
But we're taking
the fight to them.
408
00:15:17,942 --> 00:15:21,408
People vote all the time
to ban nuclear power plants
409
00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:22,890
and strip mines,
410
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,574
and those industries
make our economy strong.
411
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,499
Pornography like "Minx"
enfeebles our community.
412
00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:31,102
That's why on Monday,
I'm proposing a resolution
413
00:15:31,202 --> 00:15:34,107
to ban the production
of pornographic materials
414
00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:35,469
in the San Fernando Valley.
415
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:37,272
- Bold move.
416
00:15:37,372 --> 00:15:39,475
Let me say,
as someone who does not
417
00:15:39,575 --> 00:15:42,680
find pornography appealing...
418
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:43,802
[applause]
419
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,005
Let's leave the filth
420
00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:47,488
to the dirty Europeans.
421
00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:49,370
- Californians
have always been pioneers,
422
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,255
and I am proud
to lead the wagon
423
00:15:52,355 --> 00:15:56,181
into my valley...
cleaner and nicer.
424
00:15:56,281 --> 00:15:58,284
- I can almost smell it.
425
00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:01,990
- Where is everybody?
- I sent them home.
426
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:03,672
- Good, it's weird vibes
out there.
427
00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:05,796
I saw a guy piss on himself
and not seem to mind.
428
00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:07,558
- Oh.
- What about the cops?
429
00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:10,322
- I called, but it's a peaceful
protest of white men,
430
00:16:10,422 --> 00:16:12,165
a famously calm,
reasonable people.
431
00:16:12,265 --> 00:16:14,649
- Okay. All right, we gotta
get them out of there.
432
00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:18,215
- I have an idea.
- Yeah? Do that.
433
00:16:18,315 --> 00:16:21,740
- 13 more lawsuits in two days,
and word on the street:
434
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,382
dozens more on the way.
435
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,426
You are in it now, my friends.
436
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,908
- They're outlandish.
437
00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:28,630
I mean, surely
no reputable lawyer will--
438
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,034
- What, wanna create
an exciting new legal precedent
439
00:16:31,134 --> 00:16:33,157
and be in textbooks forever?
440
00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:35,080
Doll, my kind
lives for this shit.
441
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,683
- This porn ban, is it real?
442
00:16:36,783 --> 00:16:39,247
- Well, Westbury
is an opportunistic SOB
443
00:16:39,347 --> 00:16:41,250
or DOB or whatever.
- [laughs]
444
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:42,892
- Nixon's about to be
reelected.
445
00:16:42,992 --> 00:16:45,496
News flash: the '60s are over.
446
00:16:45,596 --> 00:16:47,059
- Well, I think this will
help us take care
447
00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:49,462
of the councilwoman, so...
448
00:16:49,562 --> 00:16:51,565
- Huh? Okay.
449
00:16:53,528 --> 00:16:55,752
Oh, that's fascinating.
450
00:16:55,852 --> 00:16:57,114
That's great.
451
00:16:57,214 --> 00:16:58,757
- You've got dirt
on the councilwoman?
452
00:16:58,857 --> 00:16:59,958
- Yeah, I was saving it
for a rainy day.
453
00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:01,881
The hypocrisy is staggering.
454
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:03,884
I mean, taking the high road--
455
00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:05,246
What are you doing?
456
00:17:05,346 --> 00:17:06,889
- What are you doing?
457
00:17:06,989 --> 00:17:09,373
It's a felony to blackmail
a government employee
458
00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:11,776
and disbarment for me
to even know about it.
459
00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:14,741
What kind of shmendrik
hands this to his lawyer?
460
00:17:14,841 --> 00:17:18,707
- All right, Myron, come on.
There's always a move.
461
00:17:18,807 --> 00:17:20,790
- Yeah, there is. Fold "Minx."
462
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,434
Don't even think about
publishing the third issue.
463
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:26,559
The news cycle moves on.
Lawsuits fade away.
464
00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:29,003
They're just trying
to jam you up, Dougie,
465
00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:30,365
but don't take the bait.
466
00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:31,967
You still have your company,
467
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,930
and you can hold on
to your other titles.
468
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:35,853
And you, you can use
the notoriety
469
00:17:35,953 --> 00:17:38,057
to start something new.
470
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,180
Okay, look, the bright side?
471
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,984
From what I've seen
of the two of you,
472
00:17:43,084 --> 00:17:46,590
not all partnerships
are meant to last.
473
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,192
Maybe it's a good thing
474
00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:51,457
that you two don't have
to work together anymore.
475
00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,523
- What do we want?
476
00:17:55,623 --> 00:17:57,927
all:
For men to be safe from women!
477
00:17:58,027 --> 00:17:58,929
- And when do we want it?
478
00:17:59,029 --> 00:17:59,930
all: Yesterday!
479
00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:01,052
- Tame the "Minx"!
480
00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:02,494
all: Tame the "Minx"!
481
00:18:02,594 --> 00:18:04,778
Tame the "Minx"!
Tame the "Minx"!
482
00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:06,380
- We're gonna get out of it,
and you're gonna help us.
483
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,582
- All right, all right.
Anything I can do...
484
00:18:07,682 --> 00:18:08,984
- I know.
- You just call me.
485
00:18:09,084 --> 00:18:10,626
- You've always been--
- All right.
486
00:18:10,726 --> 00:18:12,549
- Let me talk to those guys.
- This is your idea?
487
00:18:12,649 --> 00:18:14,793
- You got something better?
- I can get them to leave.
488
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,596
- No, you can't.
They're lunatics.
489
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,158
- That's what I've been saying,
490
00:18:18,258 --> 00:18:19,520
but someone's being
very reckless these days.
491
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,962
- Okay, well,
I'll come with you.
492
00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:22,364
- No.
493
00:18:22,464 --> 00:18:24,608
I am a vessel of power.
494
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,691
All of these men
fantasize about me,
495
00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:28,053
and when I speak,
496
00:18:28,153 --> 00:18:30,978
they will obey
my every command.
497
00:18:31,078 --> 00:18:32,820
That was for my audition
for Cleopatra.
498
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,464
I didn't get it.
499
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:37,588
- Try pulling, Bam.
500
00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:39,350
- [clears throat]
501
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:40,833
- We're doing this?
502
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,595
- It might work.
503
00:18:42,695 --> 00:18:44,558
- Jimbo, Norman.
504
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:46,321
Stinky Pete,
they let you out early.
505
00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:48,084
- Yeah.
- We love you, Bambi.
506
00:18:48,184 --> 00:18:50,287
- I love you too.
- Oh, yeah.
507
00:18:50,387 --> 00:18:52,250
- Boys...
508
00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:54,173
the world is changing.
509
00:18:54,273 --> 00:18:55,936
I know a lot of people
don't look or think
510
00:18:56,036 --> 00:18:58,820
the way they used to
and that can be scary,
511
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,663
but we're strong.
512
00:19:00,763 --> 00:19:02,906
We have big hearts,
and together
513
00:19:03,006 --> 00:19:05,150
we can face this world,
514
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,512
and it's gonna be okay.
515
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:07,754
- Yeah.
516
00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:09,156
- There's no need
for anger here.
517
00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:11,319
"Minx" isn't your enemy.
518
00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:12,882
It's a special place
519
00:19:12,982 --> 00:19:15,285
that's opened my eyes
to so many new things.
520
00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:18,410
Here, my ideas matter,
and I have a voice.
521
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:24,499
Me, Luann Pryzbylko from Reseda
by way of Kuala Lumpur.
522
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:27,023
And it's high time
I shared some news with you,
523
00:19:27,123 --> 00:19:30,869
because you're not
just my fans.
524
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,351
You're my family.
525
00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:33,874
- Like the trumpeter swan,
526
00:19:33,974 --> 00:19:35,596
she's shed
her juvenile feathers
527
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:40,163
and reemerged in a blinding
white blaze of beauty.
528
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,966
- I need to get
the fuck out of here.
529
00:19:42,066 --> 00:19:43,248
- [screams]
530
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,291
I made a mistake.
531
00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:47,695
I thought sharing my truth was
the surest way to their hearts,
532
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,219
so I told them I officially
retired from nude modeling.
533
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,741
- Aw, officially?
534
00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:53,263
- Oh, Jesus, God.
535
00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:54,325
- Yeah, they think
you brainwashed me,
536
00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:55,307
and they're very angry.
537
00:19:55,407 --> 00:19:57,029
[door bangs open]
538
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,271
- Oh, they've breached
the perimeter.
539
00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,513
Okay, fall back.
540
00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:00,755
Fall back!
- To where?
541
00:20:00,855 --> 00:20:02,518
- What?
- The layout room.
542
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,080
We'll be pinned down,
but it provides the best cover.
543
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,484
- How do you know that?
- Military family.
544
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:08,447
- Come on.
Are we really doing this?
545
00:20:08,547 --> 00:20:10,330
[upbeat music]
546
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:12,533
[people shouting indistinctly]
547
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:16,018
♪ ♪
548
00:20:16,118 --> 00:20:17,661
- Let's get that window
boarded up.
549
00:20:17,761 --> 00:20:19,544
Okay, I'm moving the couch.
Excuse me.
550
00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:20,665
Joyce, mailbags.
551
00:20:20,765 --> 00:20:22,348
- Yeah.
552
00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:24,952
- Are we really hiding
from these jelly doughnuts?
553
00:20:25,052 --> 00:20:26,394
That's what we're doing
right now?
554
00:20:26,494 --> 00:20:29,519
- Bottom Dollar attacked
by its own fans.
555
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,183
Sounds like an A-plus
publicity stunt to me.
556
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,328
- Who knew virgins
could be so mean?
557
00:20:35,428 --> 00:20:36,810
- Get away
from the window, Bambi.
558
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,132
They're looking for you.
559
00:20:38,232 --> 00:20:39,454
- Tina, kill the lights.
560
00:20:39,554 --> 00:20:43,941
♪ ♪
561
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,745
- Your Majesty...
562
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,428
time to call a minion.
563
00:20:48,528 --> 00:20:54,237
♪ ♪
564
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,281
- Things have gotten out
of hand down at Bottom Dollar.
565
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,124
We should send a couple
black-and-whites.
566
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,848
- Or wait and see
how the situation unfolds.
567
00:21:01,948 --> 00:21:04,292
Don't wanna be too hasty.
568
00:21:04,392 --> 00:21:07,457
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
569
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:11,223
♪ ♪
570
00:21:11,323 --> 00:21:13,186
- Cops aren't coming.
571
00:21:13,286 --> 00:21:15,369
Westbury's hanging us out
to dry on this.
572
00:21:16,571 --> 00:21:17,873
- Settle in.
573
00:21:17,973 --> 00:21:20,236
- Well, I guess
I'll die right here
574
00:21:20,336 --> 00:21:22,760
next to my greatest
humiliation.
575
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:25,084
Perfect end
to a perfect chapter.
576
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,646
- Oh, nobody's gonna die.
577
00:21:26,746 --> 00:21:28,129
They're just blowing off
some steam, that's all.
578
00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:30,212
- Oh, there must be someone
we can call.
579
00:21:30,312 --> 00:21:33,337
What about those goons this one
trotted out for Billy Brunson?
580
00:21:33,437 --> 00:21:35,099
- Oh, what, you wanna
turn this into a bloodbath?
581
00:21:35,199 --> 00:21:36,742
- Better their blood than ours.
582
00:21:36,842 --> 00:21:38,544
- What happened to the Joyce
who had an aneurysm
583
00:21:38,644 --> 00:21:40,467
when she found out the Mob
was delivering her magazine?
584
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,671
- You happened to me.
- [laughs]
585
00:21:42,771 --> 00:21:44,714
- Hey, this one's locked.
586
00:21:44,814 --> 00:21:46,156
- Norman found
Renetti's office.
587
00:21:46,256 --> 00:21:47,398
Come on.
588
00:21:47,498 --> 00:21:48,920
- Whoa.
All right, come on!
589
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,483
- If those animals
get into my cameras,
590
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,125
I swear
I'll fight them myself.
591
00:21:52,225 --> 00:21:54,128
- All right, listen,
don't worry about the gear.
592
00:21:54,228 --> 00:21:55,410
When this is all over,
593
00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:56,772
I'll buy anything
you want, okay?
594
00:21:56,872 --> 00:21:57,974
- Why would you buy
new equipment
595
00:21:58,074 --> 00:21:59,096
for my photographer?
596
00:21:59,196 --> 00:22:00,578
- I can buy anything I want
597
00:22:00,678 --> 00:22:02,541
for my new art director.
598
00:22:02,641 --> 00:22:04,644
Right, pal?
599
00:22:05,606 --> 00:22:08,030
- Yeah, I appreciate
your interest,
600
00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:10,133
but no, thank you.
601
00:22:11,935 --> 00:22:15,201
- Oh, I see.
So all that was game to you?
602
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:16,803
- No, it's not a game, Doug.
603
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,726
It's just a small taste
of what it's like
604
00:22:18,826 --> 00:22:20,809
to be pushed around by a bully.
605
00:22:20,909 --> 00:22:23,954
But thank you for your
master class in negotiation.
606
00:22:24,795 --> 00:22:26,798
- Aww!
607
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,943
These reader letters.
608
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:32,307
People love us.
609
00:22:32,407 --> 00:22:33,829
Well, not you.
610
00:22:33,929 --> 00:22:37,635
- Well, everything I did,
I did for Bottom Dollar.
611
00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:42,202
[laughter, indistinct chatter
continues]
612
00:22:42,302 --> 00:22:43,404
- Look at that.
613
00:22:43,504 --> 00:22:44,726
He put me front and center.
614
00:22:44,826 --> 00:22:47,250
- It's your time to shine.
615
00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:49,012
- "Your magazine
made me feel good
616
00:22:49,112 --> 00:22:51,176
"about wanting what I want
and angry at people
617
00:22:51,276 --> 00:22:52,938
"trying to stop me
from getting it.
618
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,821
"'Minx' is a refuge
for every woman
619
00:22:54,921 --> 00:22:58,026
who thinks she's alone in this
wicked, wonderful world."
620
00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:01,431
Each one of these is a person
reaching out because of us.
621
00:23:01,531 --> 00:23:04,195
- This kid is asking
if we have any internships.
622
00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:06,399
He's 16 years old.
623
00:23:06,499 --> 00:23:08,762
Ah, he keeps the centerfold
under his mattress.
624
00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:10,806
Ooh, we gotta get this boy
the hell out of Mississippi.
625
00:23:10,906 --> 00:23:13,890
- My, God, this woman
is inviting us to her wedding.
626
00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:17,215
- This is just a recipe
for a Tuscan bread salad.
627
00:23:17,315 --> 00:23:18,658
Oh, there it is.
628
00:23:18,758 --> 00:23:20,500
- [gasps] Someone named
their baby Joyce.
629
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,425
- Oh. Oh, my God.
630
00:23:23,525 --> 00:23:25,067
There's a soda can
as a reference point.
631
00:23:25,167 --> 00:23:28,192
- Oh, she took her husband
back...
632
00:23:28,292 --> 00:23:30,636
to the asylum.
[laughter]
633
00:23:30,736 --> 00:23:32,118
- What is that smell?
634
00:23:32,218 --> 00:23:35,263
[laughter, indistinct chatter
continues]
635
00:23:39,269 --> 00:23:41,573
[lighter clicking]
636
00:23:41,673 --> 00:23:43,415
- Oh, my God.
- All right, that's it.
637
00:23:43,515 --> 00:23:45,499
This fucking ends now.
Let's call the Russians.
638
00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:48,423
- Already did.
- Thank you.
639
00:23:48,523 --> 00:23:50,157
- Yeah.
- What would I do without you?
640
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:53,112
[Cass Elliot's
"New World Coming"]
641
00:23:53,212 --> 00:23:58,360
♪ ♪
642
00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:02,606
- ♪ There's a new world
coming ♪
643
00:24:02,706 --> 00:24:07,093
♪ This one's coming
to an end ♪
644
00:24:07,193 --> 00:24:11,420
♪ There's a new voice
calling ♪
645
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,987
♪ You can hear it if you try ♪
646
00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:20,153
♪ And it's growing stronger ♪
647
00:24:20,253 --> 00:24:27,084
♪ With each day
that passes by ♪
648
00:24:27,184 --> 00:24:31,010
♪ There's a brand-new
morning ♪
649
00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:35,737
♪ Rising clear
and sweet and free ♪
650
00:24:35,837 --> 00:24:39,863
♪ There's a new day dawning ♪
651
00:24:39,963 --> 00:24:44,110
♪ That belongs to you and me ♪
652
00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:48,517
♪ Yes, a new world's coming ♪
653
00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:52,403
♪ The one we've had
visions of ♪
654
00:24:52,503 --> 00:24:54,486
♪ Coming in peace ♪
655
00:24:54,586 --> 00:24:56,889
♪ Coming in joy ♪
656
00:24:56,989 --> 00:25:02,258
♪ Coming in love ♪
657
00:25:02,358 --> 00:25:09,368
♪ ♪
658
00:25:14,536 --> 00:25:17,401
♪ Yes, a new world's coming ♪
659
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:20,245
- King of the valley
found his way to Pasadena.
660
00:25:20,345 --> 00:25:22,048
- Well, I don't hate
a road trip.
661
00:25:22,148 --> 00:25:24,812
I even went to the Rose Bowl.
I took a picture.
662
00:25:24,912 --> 00:25:26,214
You see "Betsy"?
663
00:25:26,314 --> 00:25:28,337
Wendy really did a number
on us, huh?
664
00:25:28,437 --> 00:25:29,740
- Yeah, I got off easy
665
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,783
with "pretentious"
and "solipsistic."
666
00:25:31,883 --> 00:25:36,770
You are "a greasy P.T. Barnum
with a dash of Judas Iscariot."
667
00:25:37,892 --> 00:25:39,635
Maybe I misjudged her
as a writer.
668
00:25:39,735 --> 00:25:41,438
- She had good reason
to be pissed.
669
00:25:41,538 --> 00:25:43,881
We had a deal, and I pulled
the plug at the last minute.
670
00:25:43,981 --> 00:25:45,564
- Her taste too rich
for your blood?
671
00:25:45,664 --> 00:25:48,889
- No, it wasn't
about the money.
672
00:25:48,989 --> 00:25:52,414
I just didn't think she was
the right fit for "Minx."
673
00:25:52,514 --> 00:25:54,778
- Why? Seems like
a match made in heaven.
674
00:25:54,878 --> 00:25:56,881
- Because she's not you.
675
00:25:57,642 --> 00:26:00,066
Look, what you made,
it means something to people,
676
00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:02,269
and I didn't know
what to do with that.
677
00:26:02,369 --> 00:26:04,232
And so I turned it
into something pretty ugly,
678
00:26:04,332 --> 00:26:06,836
and I got--
679
00:26:06,936 --> 00:26:09,941
I got pretty ugly
along the way, too, so...
680
00:26:10,942 --> 00:26:13,487
- That is very big of you
to admit.
681
00:26:13,587 --> 00:26:16,291
- And I know that we're sailing
against the wind on this one,
682
00:26:16,391 --> 00:26:20,137
and I'm responsible for that,
but I can fix this.
683
00:26:20,237 --> 00:26:23,983
We can fix this together
as partners this time
684
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,627
and fuck everybody
who's trying to stop us.
685
00:26:26,727 --> 00:26:28,149
- You know,
I got a call last week
686
00:26:28,249 --> 00:26:30,993
from a literally agent
just out of the blue
687
00:26:31,093 --> 00:26:33,437
telling me about all
the opportunities out there
688
00:26:33,537 --> 00:26:34,959
and that it's just
a matter of me
689
00:26:35,059 --> 00:26:37,062
deciding what I wanna do next.
690
00:26:37,784 --> 00:26:38,965
- Oh, good. You've earned that.
691
00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:41,169
- Yeah, but...
692
00:26:41,269 --> 00:26:44,052
attached to each one
of those opportunities
693
00:26:44,153 --> 00:26:46,417
is another Doug Renetti,
694
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:48,740
someone who wants
something from me,
695
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,703
something that they could
never do on their own
696
00:26:50,802 --> 00:26:54,169
but still insists
on holding all the power.
697
00:26:57,534 --> 00:27:01,940
I'm not sure I'm interested in
giving away my power anymore.
698
00:27:05,346 --> 00:27:07,389
- So that's it?
You're gonna go at it alone?
699
00:27:08,511 --> 00:27:10,053
- Maybe.
700
00:27:10,153 --> 00:27:13,258
- Two issues and you're ready
to be a publisher?
701
00:27:13,358 --> 00:27:15,802
I mean, the stones on you.
- [laughs]
702
00:27:23,493 --> 00:27:25,497
- I'll tell you what.
703
00:27:26,819 --> 00:27:29,302
"Minx" is yours.
704
00:27:31,866 --> 00:27:34,370
Yeah, I don't wanna do it
without you, so take it.
705
00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:37,936
Go to all the places
you wanna go with it.
706
00:27:38,036 --> 00:27:40,239
I can't wait to see
what you do.
707
00:27:44,926 --> 00:27:46,929
- Doug.
708
00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:50,134
Thank you.
709
00:27:51,817 --> 00:27:53,439
- [sighs]
710
00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:54,561
Good luck.
711
00:27:54,661 --> 00:27:57,125
[Bobbie Gentry's "Fancy"]
712
00:27:57,225 --> 00:28:00,410
- ♪ Here's your one chance,
Fancy, don't let me down ♪
713
00:28:00,510 --> 00:28:01,932
♪ ♪
714
00:28:02,032 --> 00:28:03,375
♪ Here's your one chance,
Fancy ♪
715
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:05,979
♪ Don't let me down ♪
716
00:28:06,079 --> 00:28:07,982
♪ Lord, forgive me
for what I do ♪
717
00:28:08,082 --> 00:28:09,945
- ♪ Please ♪
- ♪ But if you want out ♪
718
00:28:10,045 --> 00:28:11,988
♪ Well, it's up to you,
now, don't let me down ♪
719
00:28:12,088 --> 00:28:13,991
♪ Your mama's gonna
help you move uptown ♪
720
00:28:14,091 --> 00:28:15,994
- ♪ Don't me let me down ♪
721
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:17,957
♪ Don't me let me down ♪
722
00:28:18,057 --> 00:28:20,681
- ♪ Mama dabbed a little bit
of perfume on my neck ♪
723
00:28:20,781 --> 00:28:22,684
♪ And she kissed my cheek ♪
724
00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:25,408
♪ And I saw the tears
well up in her troubled eyes ♪
725
00:28:25,508 --> 00:28:27,251
♪ When she started to speak ♪
726
00:28:27,351 --> 00:28:28,733
♪ She looked
at our pitiful shack ♪
727
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,015
♪ And then she looked at me ♪
728
00:28:30,115 --> 00:28:32,018
♪ And took a ragged breath ♪
729
00:28:32,118 --> 00:28:34,021
♪ "Your pa's run off
and I'm real sick ♪
730
00:28:34,121 --> 00:28:36,505
♪ And the baby's
gonna starve to death" ♪
731
00:28:36,605 --> 00:28:38,348
♪ She handed me
a heart-shaped locket ♪
732
00:28:38,448 --> 00:28:41,032
♪ That said,
"To thine own self be true" ♪
733
00:28:41,132 --> 00:28:42,995
♪ And I shivered as I watched
a roach crawl ♪
734
00:28:43,095 --> 00:28:46,000
♪ Across the toe
of my high-heeled shoe ♪
735
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,043
♪ It sounded like somebody
else that was talking ♪
736
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,366
♪ Asking,
"Mama, what do I do?" ♪
737
00:28:50,466 --> 00:28:52,850
♪ "Just be nice
to the gentlemen, Fancy ♪
738
00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:55,254
♪ And they'll be nice
to you" ♪
739
00:28:55,354 --> 00:28:58,058
♪ Here's your chance, Fancy,
don't let me down ♪
740
00:28:58,158 --> 00:29:00,061
♪ ♪
741
00:29:00,161 --> 00:29:03,987
♪ Here's your one chance,
Fancy, don't let me down ♪
742
00:29:04,087 --> 00:29:05,830
♪ Lord, forgive me
for what I do ♪
743
00:29:05,930 --> 00:29:07,553
- ♪ Please ♪
- ♪ But if you want out ♪
744
00:29:07,653 --> 00:29:08,715
- ♪ Well, it's up to you ♪
745
00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:10,317
♪ Now get on out, girl ♪
746
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,600
♪ You better start
movin' uptown ♪
747
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:15,445
♪ ♪
748
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,728
♪ Well, that was the last time
I saw my ma ♪
749
00:29:17,828 --> 00:29:20,012
♪ The night I left
that rickety shack ♪
750
00:29:20,112 --> 00:29:22,335
♪ 'Cause the welfare people
came and took the baby ♪
751
00:29:22,435 --> 00:29:24,619
♪ Ma died,
and I ain't been back ♪
752
00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:26,902
♪ But the wheels of fate
had started to turn ♪
753
00:29:27,002 --> 00:29:29,106
♪ And for me,
there was no way out ♪
754
00:29:29,206 --> 00:29:30,588
♪ And it wasn't very long ♪
755
00:29:30,688 --> 00:29:32,691
♪ Till I knew exactly what ♪
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