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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Can we talk?
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We better.
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What's going on?
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I'm pregnant.
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Are you sure?
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I'm sure.
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Sometimes these things ain't accurate.
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Maybe take another one.
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Here you go.
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Two is convincing, but-but three...
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I'm pregnant, Georgie!
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What happens now?
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I don't know.
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I've never been knocked
up by a 17-year-old before.
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Well, if it helps, I turn 18 in March.
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What time are you home tonight?
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Late. I'm working at Ballard's
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after practice again.
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How long can you keep this up?
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Maybe I'll get fired
from the high school
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and only have one job to worry about.
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- I'm sorry.
- Me, too.
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Oh, I'm assuming you heard the bad news.
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What news?
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Isaac Asimov died.
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Oh, no, is that one
of your school friends?
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What? No, he's one of the most prolific
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science fiction writers in
the history of the genre.
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Never heard of him.
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Sure you have. He wrote I, Robot,
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the Foundationtrilogy.
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- Nope.
- Nightfall? The Posotronic Man?
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- You ever heard of this guy?
- Mm-mm.
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Caves of Steel. Hostess. The Naked Sun?
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Whoever he is, sorry
he died. Gotta go. Bye.
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- Bye.
- Astonishing.
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Asimov wrote almost 500 books,
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which was apparently 500 more
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than my family had read.
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Can I talk to you about something?
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Come on, this is my coffee time.
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It's more important than your coffee.
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If I don't drink my coffee,
I don't go to the bathroom.
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That's important.
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That girl I was seeing is pregnant.
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You win. Sit.
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My folks are gonna kill me.
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They don't know yet?
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You're the only person I told.
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Oh, no, I don't want that.
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Please help me.
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All right, first things first.
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Are you sure this kid's even yours?
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Yeah. We've been sleeping together.
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Well, that doesn't mean it's yours.
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Maybe she cheated on me.
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We can only hope.
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How are you holding up?
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With what?
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- The death of Isaac Asimov.
- Who?
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Pop Pop's favorite science
fiction writer, remember?
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At this rate,
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you're lucky I remember Pop Pop.
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Well, he gave me
Asimov's Foundation trilogy
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for my fifth birthday.
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I remember he used to try
to get me to read that stuff.
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Boring!
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Boring? Asimov invented
the laws of robotics
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and the concept of a galactic empire.
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If a book doesn't have a shirtless guy
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with long hair on the
cover, I ain't reading it.
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- You're missing out.
- I'm really not.
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You haven't said a
thing about my new car.
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Oh. I hate it.
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Do you think Pastor Jeff
will let me babysit for him?
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I don't know.
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Their baby isn't even a year old yet.
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Heather M. got ten
bucks, and all she did was
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watch MTV while her cousin slept.
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What a scam.
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It's not always that easy.
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They lay there like a
lump. How hard can it be?
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Will you please just ask Pastor Jeff?
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I don't think you're gonna like it.
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You don't think I'm responsible enough.
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All I said was I don't
think you're gonna like it.
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I don't like homework, but I do it.
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I have seen your homework.
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Is that how you're gonna
take care of a baby?
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Math is harder than babies.
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Ooh, perhaps the cold dark
matter we're looking for
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is not the axion but the majoron.
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Uh-huh.
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That's it? I just laid down
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some big boy science.
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Sorry. We lost a great man today,
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and no one seems to care.
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Asimov?
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Yes, Asimov.
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I told three people the news,
and you know what they said?
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- "Who's that?"
- Exactly.
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What's wrong with the
world? The man's a legend.
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I didn't know you were a fan.
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Ever since I read The Naked Sun.
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I'll admit, I came for the naked,
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but I stayed for the
interplanetary conspiracies.
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Have you read The Gods Themselves?
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"We cannot stop Estwald."
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"We are Estwald!"
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Who's Estwald?
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You don't know him either?
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I know who Asimov is, but
I've never read his work.
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Talk about big boy science.
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The man coined the term "robotics."
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Ooh.
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Maybe we could have a book club.
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My social schedule
is astonishingly open.
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What a lovely way to
honor Asimov's life.
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It'll be like my mom's Bible study,
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but we know the characters aren't real.
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What book should we start with?
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That naked one sounded good.
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It's Georgie.
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What?
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I know I was a little freaked out
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- the last time I was here.
- You should be.
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But I had some time to think,
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and there's something I need to ask you.
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Yeah?
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Are you sure that baby's mine?
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She did not like that question at all.
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So the baby's yours?
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What am I gonna do?
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Is there any chance she
might decide not to have it?
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Put it up for adoption?
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Not happening. She's keeping it.
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Well, I hope you enjoyed
being young and carefree,
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because that ship has sailed.
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Not helpful.
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No.
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All right. I know what I need to do.
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Tell your parents?
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Do the right thing and marry her.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Georgie...
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no one has to get married here.
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Well, my dad got my mom
pregnant, and he married her.
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Rushing into marriage with
someone you hardly know
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is a bad idea.
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Maybe we could be happy together.
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How does she feel about you right now?
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Pissed. But she's pregnant,
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so it's probably just chick hormones.
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Well, tell her that
and see what happens.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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I just had to talk to Dale.
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You all right? You look
like you saw a ghost.
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Yeah, I'm good.
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Look, I know I've been busy,
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but if you ever want
to talk, I'm around.
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Actually, uh...
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I-I... I got a... I got a girl pregnant.
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What the hell's the matter with you?!
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Hello?
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I said if you ever
want to talk, I'm here.
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Thanks. Gotta go.
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Guess what. Dr. Sturgis,
Dr. Linkletter and I
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are starting an Isaac Asimov book club.
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That's nice.
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I'm glad you think so
because you should join.
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And I think no.
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- But this is perfect for you.
- Why?
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Because three smart people
will be there to explain things
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that go over your head.
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I'm gonna bonk you over
your head in a minute.
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What if it's just a short
story? Would you read it then?
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Why do you care if I read this?
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Let's see. Perhaps
it has something to do
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with Pop Pop dying before we ever got to
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discuss the books he gave me.
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How short a story?
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Nightfall's only 30 pages.
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- Fine.
- Excellent.
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Why did you change your mind?
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Because you made me feel
bad about my dead husband.
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Neat.
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Pastor Jeff, this is Missy Cooper.
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Hey there, Missy. What can I do for you?
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This is about what I can do for you.
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Okay.
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How would you and your wife
like a night away from the baby?
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Maybe a movie? I hear Beethoven's funny.
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It's about a big dumb dog.
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- Are you offering to babysit?
- Yes, I am.
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'Cause I asked your mom
about it a while back,
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- and she said you weren't interested.
- Oh, really?
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Well, she's wrong.
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Fantastic. How's Friday at 6:00?
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Perfect. See you then.
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What was the name of
that dog movie again?
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Beethoven.
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And it's PG, so God's cool with it.
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I saw Georgie stopped by earlier.
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Well, yeah, he does
that once in a while.
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Yeah. Didn't realize
y'all were so close.
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Oh, uh, I wouldn't say close.
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He might. I wouldn't.
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So, uh, what'd he come by for?
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Just to chat.
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- Really?
- Mm.
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Well, I guess it's good he's
comfortable talking to someone.
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Uh-huh.
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Instead of his own father.
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I-I'm sure he'll talk to you.
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Thanks.
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And you're not gonna like it.
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Mom, can I ask you a Bible question?
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Always.
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Lying's a sin, right?
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Sure is.
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Proverbs 12:22.
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"The Lord detests lying lips,
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but He delights in people
who are trustworthy."
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Does it say anything specifically
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about lying to your pastor?
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Did you lie to Pastor Jeff?
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- No, but you did.
- I did not.
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You told him I wasn't
interested in babysitting.
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No.
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I said I didn't think
you were interested,
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which, technically, was not a lie.
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Why don't you trust me?
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Because you can't even
remember to take out the trash.
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I remember. I just don't do it.
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And for your information,
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Pastor Jeff hired me
to babysit this Friday.
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- He did?
- He did.
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Okay. But if you need any help,
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if you run into any problems whatsoever,
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I am right next door and
I want you to call me.
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- I'll be fine.
- Missy...
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Okay!
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Look, I'm taking out the trash.
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I just put that bag in.
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There's no pleasing you.
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I was envious of my meemaw.
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That night, she would get to experience
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one of my favorite stories
for the very first time.
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"If the stars should appear
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one night in a thousand
years, how would men believe
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and adore, and preserve
for many generations,
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the remembrance of the city of God?"
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What?!
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All right,
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I would like to call the first meeting
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of the Isaac Asimov book club to order.
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I'm assuming everyone's read Nightfall?
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I read it.
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I may have dozed off a
few times, but I read it.
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00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,523
I read it as well.
263
00:11:01,526 --> 00:11:03,483
I found it quite compelling.
264
00:11:03,486 --> 00:11:06,750
A planet that only experiences nightfall
265
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,531
once every 2,000 years.
266
00:11:09,534 --> 00:11:12,526
And once it does, it drives
everyone mad. Brilliant.
267
00:11:12,529 --> 00:11:14,414
I found the tension
between the scientists
268
00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:16,281
and the religious
cultists reminiscent of
269
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,406
some dinnertime
conversations at my house.
270
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,940
What did you think, Connie?
271
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,624
Eh...
272
00:11:23,627 --> 00:11:24,769
You didn't like it?
273
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,118
I don't need a story
274
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,934
set on some outer space planet
275
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,209
to tell me that people
freak out about change.
276
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,645
Interesting.
277
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,734
People lost it when women
started wearing pants
278
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,968
and getting jobs.
279
00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:37,824
Everybody just overreacts to everything.
280
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:41,002
Is this because Coach Ballard
got upset and broke up with you?
281
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,134
No.
282
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,773
You two broke up?
283
00:11:43,776 --> 00:11:45,703
I'm sorry to hear that.
284
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,878
Terrible news.
285
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,444
Terrible. Terrible.
286
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,795
It's okay. I'm over it.
287
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,546
- Excellent.
- Great.
288
00:11:52,549 --> 00:11:55,277
Look at the four of us
talking about Isaac Asimov.
289
00:11:57,346 --> 00:11:58,499
Mm.
290
00:12:03,498 --> 00:12:04,821
How rude of me, Connie.
291
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,461
Can I offer you a beverage?
292
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,117
- Soda, water, Snapple?
- I'm fine.
293
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,292
I'd take a Snapple.
294
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,632
You know where the fridge is.
295
00:12:12,635 --> 00:12:14,166
Can we get back to the book?
296
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,085
Yes, Connie, I'd love to hear
297
00:12:16,088 --> 00:12:17,783
more of your thoughts on it.
298
00:12:17,786 --> 00:12:19,300
I think I've said my piece.
299
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,650
I have some thoughts.
300
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,515
And we'll get to those in due time.
301
00:12:22,518 --> 00:12:24,741
Don't you think Asimov
did a remarkable job
302
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,462
of capturing the poetic
terror of the coming darkness?
303
00:12:28,465 --> 00:12:30,160
I'm not sure I got that.
304
00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:32,314
Oh, listen to this.
305
00:12:32,317 --> 00:12:35,496
"Dusk, like a palpable entity,
306
00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:37,842
entered the room, and the dancing circle
307
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,669
of yellow lights about the torches
308
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:42,106
etched itself into
ever-sharper distinction
309
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:45,068
against the gathering grayness beyond."
310
00:12:49,331 --> 00:12:50,765
Powerful.
311
00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:52,205
Wasn't it?
312
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,762
I'm going to Pastor Jeff's.
313
00:12:58,765 --> 00:13:01,137
Oh, uh, okay. Good luck.
314
00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:02,574
Call if you need anything.
315
00:13:02,577 --> 00:13:03,737
Yeah.
316
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,613
You know, I was thinking, if you want,
317
00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:09,832
you could bring the baby
here. That could be fun.
318
00:13:09,835 --> 00:13:12,137
To a house that isn't babyproofed?
319
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,356
That seems irresponsible.
320
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,534
Uh-huh.
321
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,365
Hello?
322
00:13:20,368 --> 00:13:21,350
Hi, it's Dale.
323
00:13:21,353 --> 00:13:23,004
Listen, you gotta tell your dad.
324
00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:24,685
Well, I will, eventually.
325
00:13:24,688 --> 00:13:26,383
Well, if you don't, I'm gonna.
326
00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:28,473
I just need more time
to figure things out.
327
00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:30,459
Well, your dad's sniffing around here,
328
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,896
he's asking a lot of questions.
329
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,506
What kind of questions?
330
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,906
Like why are you talking
to me instead of him?
331
00:13:35,909 --> 00:13:37,213
Why does he care?
332
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,728
- His feelings are hurt.
- That's weird.
333
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,473
I know. 'Cause talking
to you ain't great.
334
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,656
Can I get a hand with something?
335
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,138
Yeah. Oh, gotta go. I
love you, Mom. Bye-bye.
336
00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:50,915
Your mom's still alive?
337
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,226
Huh?
338
00:13:52,229 --> 00:13:57,195
"It was very horrible to go mad and know
339
00:13:57,198 --> 00:13:59,184
that you were going mad.
340
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,671
To know that in a little minute,
341
00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:05,189
you would be here physically,
342
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,312
and yet all the real essence
343
00:14:07,315 --> 00:14:10,759
would be dead and drowned
344
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:13,287
in the black madness."
345
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,387
Bravo.
346
00:14:17,669 --> 00:14:19,103
Now I would like to read
347
00:14:19,106 --> 00:14:21,109
one of my favorite
passages from the book.
348
00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:23,835
I feel like I am all Asimov'd out.
349
00:14:23,838 --> 00:14:25,707
- Let's hit the road.
- Very well.
350
00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,320
We can kick off the
next meeting with it.
351
00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:29,019
Perhaps I can bake some cookies.
352
00:14:29,022 --> 00:14:31,065
I'm handy in the kitchen, you know.
353
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,090
I've had them, and they're dry.
354
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,702
- Hey.
- Dad around?
355
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,457
He's still at work.
Anything I can help you with?
356
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:44,055
No, I just need to talk to him.
357
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,145
I am never doing that again.
358
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,374
- Is the baby okay?
- Yeah.
359
00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:50,278
What's going on?
360
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,758
Babies are the worst.
361
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,062
That's what's going on.
362
00:14:53,065 --> 00:14:54,934
She babysat for the first time.
363
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,154
And the last time.
364
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:59,418
Oh, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
365
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,898
Look at this.
366
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,118
Food, powder, vomit, pee.
367
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,728
You don't want to know.
368
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,165
You should have called me.
369
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,202
When? I didn't have a minute to myself.
370
00:15:10,205 --> 00:15:11,473
You were so right.
371
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:14,207
Well, it's not about me being right.
372
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:16,609
I need a shower and a bath.
373
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,092
Never again!
374
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,311
You okay?
375
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,747
Uh-huh.
376
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,360
Never again!
377
00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:29,973
I hope you enjoyed
that as much as I did.
378
00:15:29,976 --> 00:15:31,667
Not exactly.
379
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,931
- Why?
- Why?
380
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,351
After Frick and Frack
found out I was single,
381
00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:37,788
they got all weird.
382
00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:38,848
What do you mean?
383
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,198
All they did was discuss Asimov.
384
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,504
Sure. Maybe I misread the situation.
385
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,785
I can't believe you'd use our
book club to hit on Connie.
386
00:15:46,788 --> 00:15:49,640
And you didn't, Captain Cookies?
387
00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:51,035
All right, if we're
both gonna pursue her,
388
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,297
- let's lay down some ground rules.
- Fair enough.
389
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,953
And my ginger snaps
are moist and delicious!
390
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,778
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
391
00:15:57,781 --> 00:16:00,174
But hearing you boys go on about it
392
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,959
did remind me of Pop Pop.
393
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,482
What did he used to say?
394
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,050
I wish I could remember.
395
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,996
But he did get all
excited about it, like you.
396
00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:11,577
Well, at least I have Dr.
Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter
397
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,013
to share my enthusiasm.
398
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,146
Rule number one, no
badmouthing each other
399
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,756
to gain favor with Connie.
400
00:16:16,759 --> 00:16:18,918
Agreed. And whatever happens,
401
00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:21,413
we can't let it affect
our working relationship.
402
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,763
Our working relationship
is already antagonistic.
403
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,390
True. What's next?
404
00:16:25,393 --> 00:16:27,567
No using Sheldon to
win points with Connie.
405
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,899
But he likes me better than you.
406
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,031
That's why I brought it up.
407
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,598
- Fine.
- Fine.
408
00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:33,975
- Fine.
- Fine!
409
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,215
Connie, Grant Linkletter.
410
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,687
Wonderful seeing you tonight.
411
00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:43,702
Yeah, yeah.
412
00:16:43,705 --> 00:16:45,392
Hope you enjoyed our little book club.
413
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,395
If you'd ever like
to discuss it further,
414
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,310
I know the perfect Italian café.
415
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,399
The cannolis are resplendent.
416
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,468
Resplendent!
417
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:55,668
Connie!
418
00:16:55,671 --> 00:16:57,362
John Sturgis here.
419
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,754
What a surprise.
420
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,496
It was so nice to have
you at our book club.
421
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,542
When it comes to science fiction,
422
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:06,936
those things can be
real sausage parties.
423
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,410
Anyhoo, if you're free next week,
424
00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:11,582
I was wondering if you'd like to...
425
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,553
Grant Linkletter again.
426
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,857
If you don't like Italian,
427
00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,817
I also know a sublime Vietnamese spot.
428
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,862
Have you ever tried Bún Boò Hue?
429
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,387
I don't know why I said "sausage party."
430
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,998
There was probably a better way
431
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,869
to phrase that.
432
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,917
Connie, Grant Linkletter...
433
00:17:30,659 --> 00:17:32,006
Hey.
434
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,833
Your mother said you
wanted to talk to me?
435
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:36,229
Yeah. Come in.
436
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,977
So, what's going on?
437
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,454
It's kind of hard to talk about.
438
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:49,677
Whatever it is, I'm here for you.
439
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,890
I...
440
00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:56,140
I got a girl pregnant.
441
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:04,515
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