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Watch out...
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Out of the way!
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-Go.
-Block him.
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Out of the way! Don't let him through!
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Keep your eyes on him.
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Out of the way!
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Zhong.
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Give me the ball!
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Zhong!
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He pushed me!
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-You'll be darned.
-How could you?
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I didn't nudge anyone.
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-I didn't.
-You nudged him.
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-It's raining.
-Rain!
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-Go and grab our stuff.
-Let's grab our stuff.
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Closed this afternoon
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-It's pouring down.
-Why is it raining so much?
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Alan is a brat.
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He nudged me.
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You nudged him!
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That was out of line.
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-He pushed us.
-He picks on older people.
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What a fool.
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What a brat!
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You are dead.
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What?
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Till We Meet Again
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Give me your hand.
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Your hand.
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Your hand.
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Put it on the disk.
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Eternal Code, 9895762369776955.
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Forehead.
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It's not working.
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What are these beads for?
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He's not ready.
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His brain was struck by lightning.
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I can't scan the memory of his past lives.
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Push it to the warehouse
by yourself later.
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Eternal Code Scanner Error
Handling Guidelines
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What's this?
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Your previous lives.
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I was a cactus,
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a fish...
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and a cicada?
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Everybody reincarnates
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into all kinds of beings.
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What on earth should I do?
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Records of Past Lives
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How is it even possible?
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No way! I want to apply for resurrection.
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Calm down. Every life comes to an end.
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Yours just came earlier.
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Nonsense! Go to hell!
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We're already here. We are all dead!
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-Calm down!
-What the hell?
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Calm down!
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Look at the cover of your life review.
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-How beautiful!
-I don't want a life review.
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-Jesus was resurrected. Why can't I?
-Calm down.
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Is that common?
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It happens every day.
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But this one is more agitated for sure.
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Don't mess things up!
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Choose one to be the cover
of your life review.
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Life record, Video file
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There are too many folds.
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It's the same spot.
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The blood test shows some improvement,
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but the tumor size remains the same.
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The tumor is located in the duodenum.
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It can be very tricky.
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Surgery will take longer
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and she might not wake up.
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How long will she be under anesthesia?
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What are the chances of her waking up?
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Chances...
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Miss.
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Chances are uncontrollable.
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Kurumi is around 15 years old.
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Dying is probably normal.
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You should just take it easy.
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Am I wrong to want her to live longer?
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No.
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You're not wrong.
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Sign here.
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I saw it.
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My data is incomplete.
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And I don't remember a thing.
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Focus, okay?
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You're already dead.
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Leave your past behind, all right?
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This is only a routine filing.
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-The thing that matters is...
-No.
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-What matters is...
-I'm not doing it.
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What matters is your reincarnation!
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Watch this clip.
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Congratulations to everyone
who just croaked.
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After countless reforms,
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we abolished knife mountains,
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boiling pots, eye-gouging,
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or tongue-pulling.
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So what's the world like after you die?
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Endless dark seas?
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The big vessels of the afterlife
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always aim to sail for the legendary
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Great Beyond!
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Heaven, paradise,
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the pure land, and gods' land!
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No one has ever made it there
in the history of the afterlife.
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Bummer!
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But calm down!
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We figured out a way to return to Earth.
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Reincarnation.
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Please check the beads on your wrist.
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They represent
your past lifeโs performance.
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The white ones are your credit
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and the black ones are your karma.
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If the beads are all black,
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you'll be totally gone after death.
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No one knows where you go.
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How scary!
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For those with black and white beads,
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if you decide to reincarnate right away,
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you might become chickens,
ducks, fish, pigs,
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roaches, ants, lice, or mosquitoes.
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There are not enough gods
to cope with the growing population!
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The underworld needs
good spirits to share the workload.
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We welcome you
to apply for our various deity posts,
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contribute to the world,
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and wash away your sins.
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So your next life
will win at the starting point!
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What the hell are you looking at?
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It won't kill you.
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Yes, that's right!
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I'm dead and you're dead, ugly!
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Take a look at yourself.
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I'm cute. What are you talking about?
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You look funny and you smell funny.
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Why do you smell like gas?
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Did you fart?
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Fart, your foot!
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You stink yourself!
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Stinky and burned, you charcoal!
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Look here, a hole.
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A hole here and there!
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You are a total bastard!
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What's up, Pink Panther?
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Have you decided?
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Which option works best for you?
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I'm sure you know it by now.
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There was a...
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Cockroach
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Snail
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Do you want to be reincarnated as a snail
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or work for your merits?
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Isn't she a schoolteacher?
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How can she teach in her condition?
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I'm having her help me here.
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She has been like this recently.
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Absentminded.
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Do you want me to hook her up?
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It hasn't been a year.
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You'd better not push it.
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I mean, perform a healing ritual on her.
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Alan Shi.
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Don't forget your promise.
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Why do you have so many white beads?
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But I was a nice person.
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I stopped at the red lights.
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And I recycled.
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Did I recycle styrofoam?
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Don't tell me you still use straws.
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Straws kill sea turtles.
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You're not that ugly after all.
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I was next door.
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You chose the god of love too?
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You were such a bad person.
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You only have five white beads.
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You only win me by one.
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One makes all the difference.
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No, you see.
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I was struck dead by lightning.
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I'm damaged here,
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here, and here.
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I can't recall a thing.
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The machine couldn't scan my record.
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If it could scan me,
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I bet I would have
at least ten more white beads.
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Struck by lightning.
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I feel bad for you.
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Sea turtle killer.
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Hi, potential new colleagues.
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Welcome to the big family
of the gods of love.
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Anyone who has common sense would know.
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This red string ties people
together in romance.
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Making couples helps you
accumulate your merits.
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When love turns sour, the beads of karma
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will prevent you from reincarnation
despite your hard work.
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It needs two gods of love
to tie a red string.
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Just like couples in a relationship.
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So during the training period,
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you have to find a partner
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to pass the final test together.
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Then the training is officially over.
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If you fail, it's mandatory
for you to be reincarnated.
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-Reincarnate?
-What for?
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-Why should we be reincarnated?
-I don't want to.
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Hi there.
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You're great. Can I team up with you?
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Of course.
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If it's wrong to love you,
I don't want to be right.
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The best part of a romance
is the uncertainty of it.
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Gods of Love Training Field: Phase Two
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Hey, you suck!
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"Hey, you suck!"
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What's so funny?
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Sea turtle killer.
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If you fail, you'll turn into a roach.
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A roach!
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Gross! A roach!
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Shut up, you rotten bastard!
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Do you know why
you were struck by lightning?
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Itโs a punishment for having a tiny junk!
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-You roach!
-You stupid bastard!
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You're a roach in the sewer.
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-Do you know how to...
-You stink!
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Do you know how to crow? Crow!
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Drink it all
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and forget it all.
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Big breast lover or cilantro hater.
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Mengpo Soup
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-Forget it all.
-See you in Mom's tummy.
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-Bye.
-Bye!
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-Bye...
-Bye...
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I have a question.
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How did the first red string come about?
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Well...
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It was made by the Weaver Girl.
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It's only a legend.
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Yes, a Chinese folklore.
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It is said that
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the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd
can only meet one day a year.
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But one day was not enough for her,
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so she cried and cried.
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What's wrong with the Cowherd?
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Letting a lady wail like that?
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Such a loser.
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He couldn't help it.
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She wept and wept.
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In the end,
she turned into a ball of red string.
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You can say it's a way
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of making a wish.
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She sacrificed herself
for all lovers' happiness.
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How noble.
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Any other questions?
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-Get Ghost Head back!
-Get Ghost Head back!
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-Get him back!
-Get him back!
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How horrible.
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He pulverized his roommates.
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Juicy...
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Juicy...
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Without the beads,
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how did he come up?
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Move.
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This isn't what you taught me.
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Sir.
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It's time for your reincarnation.
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Malicious ghost
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Do you want vengeance?
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Reluctant to be reincarnated?
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He has done you wrong.
275
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:56,041
Forget about your credit and position.
276
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,166
They are meaningless.
277
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,416
I will
278
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,541
offer you
279
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:08,625
a chance like no other.
280
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:20,791
Think of it as a debt
you owed me in your last life.
281
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,416
I'll burn your favorite things
as gifts for you.
282
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,208
All beautiful things in pink.
283
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,083
Sleep tight.
284
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:35,166
When you wake up,
285
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,875
you'll be in a good family.
286
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,708
Amitฤbha.
287
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:42,791
Amitฤbha. Farewell.
288
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,041
Amitฤbha.
289
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,666
Hey!
290
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,291
Don't be a malicious ghost!
291
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,000
You'll be as ugly as her!
292
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,041
"To become
a malicious ghost for vengeance,
293
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,625
exhaust your credit without limits.
294
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,125
No reincarnations forever.
295
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,208
No good will come out of revenge.
296
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:09,166
Before you do it,
please disregard this disclaimer."
297
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,250
The fonts are so small. It's such a scam.
298
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,458
Is the test really that stressful?
299
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:26,708
I'm bad at it as well.
300
00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:29,125
It's very likely
that I'll be reincarnated.
301
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,916
Besides, being a roach
can't be that bad for you.
302
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,583
It's only a well.
303
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:44,458
Yet it took a lot of work on your part.
304
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,375
Hand it over.
305
00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:58,291
I want my things hidden in you.
306
00:21:58,375 --> 00:21:59,333
I don't know about it.
307
00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:30,458
Bon voyage.
308
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,416
Hurry up.
309
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,541
You always take forever.
310
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,833
Fine! You're so annoying.
311
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,458
Five hundred years...
312
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,583
You've forgotten.
313
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,708
But I haven't!
314
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,666
What's your name?
315
00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:24,083
Mi Hung.
316
00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:41,291
Back off.
317
00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:43,833
Exhale!
318
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,750
I believe you have all paired up.
319
00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:01,541
Before the hourglass is done,
320
00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:04,416
cast the circles
onto the naughty ghost's fingers together
321
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,958
to complete the task.
322
00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:07,458
Those who fail
323
00:24:07,541 --> 00:24:09,083
will be reincarnated right away.
324
00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:16,875
Hello!
325
00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:18,791
Hi there.
326
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:19,875
Hi, friend.
327
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,041
Hello.
328
00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:24,625
-Hi, I...
-No, thank you.
329
00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:26,875
-Hi, I think we...
-No, thank you.
330
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:29,625
Sweetie pie, do you feel like...
331
00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:40,666
Beg me.
332
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:41,625
Why don't you beg me?
333
00:24:41,708 --> 00:24:43,333
I beg you to hurry.
334
00:24:44,291 --> 00:24:45,208
Snail.
335
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:47,125
That's not cute.
336
00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:48,250
Roach.
337
00:24:49,916 --> 00:24:52,125
Being a roach is my lifelong dream.
338
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,750
I can fly and climb high.
339
00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:54,666
How awesome.
340
00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,916
Pretending to be a strong woman
341
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,791
is also quite cute.
342
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:02,916
How so?
343
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Now you are just bitter.
344
00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,375
I don't think these two will make it.
345
00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:11,375
Commence.
346
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,875
We should...
347
00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:39,583
Wait...
348
00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,083
Wait... No...
349
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,166
I don't have time.
350
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,250
Where has it gone to?
351
00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:45,666
Why has it vanished?
352
00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,416
You've got to have sparks for each other
to pair other people up!
353
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,750
You're already ghosts.
No need to use your eyes!
354
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,541
Open your mind!
355
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,541
-Sparks! Show me some sparks!
-Mind!
356
00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:10,250
Mind!
357
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:13,250
-Sparks...
-Sparks...
358
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,166
Use your minds!
359
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,958
-Sparks!
-Sparks!
360
00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:21,583
-Sparks!
-Sparks!
361
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,958
How's this? Do you feel anything for me?
362
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:26,958
No.
363
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:29,791
Look at me.
364
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:31,541
How about this?
365
00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:37,625
Pheromones.
366
00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:39,583
My god!
367
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:40,875
Come on.
368
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:45,791
Feel it? My breasts.
369
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,166
-Look here.
-Where?
370
00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:48,333
Here!
371
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:51,875
Nothing!
372
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:54,916
What?
373
00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:09,000
Hi.
374
00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:10,250
I'm Pinky.
375
00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:16,250
Pinky Peppermint has three flavors
376
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,833
-Have some Pinky in the car
-Have some Pinky in the car
377
00:28:17,916 --> 00:28:19,500
-Have some Pinky when you're bored!
-Have some Pinky when you're bored!
378
00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:22,916
Pinky.
379
00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:25,416
I'm...
380
00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:29,250
I'm going to call you Charcoal.
381
00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:34,833
So dark.
382
00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:17,291
I'm done!
383
00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:18,625
Why are you laughing?
384
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:21,041
-You look down on me.
-Some character!
385
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,875
It has been a week!
386
00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:24,708
Your excuse is lame.
387
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,541
If you feel embarrassed,
388
00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,333
let's break up then!
389
00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:33,041
You're so slow!
390
00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:05,541
Sh**.
391
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,500
Who would do this kind of thing?
392
00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:09,666
Sir, don't you know how to dump trash?
393
00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:12,583
What have I done to deserve these today?
394
00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:15,291
Are you serious?
395
00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,458
Do you know what it means?
396
00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:20,416
Sorry.
397
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:54,666
What?
398
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,833
It does light up!
399
00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,375
It does light up!
400
00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:02,916
Amazing!
401
00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:09,708
I'm cold.
402
00:32:10,916 --> 00:32:11,833
I'm cold.
403
00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:14,791
You go ahead first.
404
00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:16,708
We brothers will follow suit.
405
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:22,291
How long have we been bandits?
406
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,833
It has been 23 years.
407
00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:25,750
We've killed more than a thousand.
408
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:28,083
That's right! More than a thousand!
409
00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:33,041
We've been under siege
by the darn official for months!
410
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,166
And he killed dozens of us!
411
00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:38,125
He didn't wrong us!
412
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:41,541
On the day we became sworn brothers,
413
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,708
all 37 of us took an oath.
414
00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:47,500
We wished to die on the same day.
415
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:49,208
After this drink,
416
00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:51,000
we will charge forward
417
00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:53,875
and die with those darn officials!
418
00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:56,541
Let's go together.
419
00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:58,250
Be brothers in the next life.
420
00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,916
-Let's go together.
-Let's go together.
421
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,583
-Be brothers in the next life.
-Be brothers in the next life.
422
00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:05,125
Let's go together.
Be brothers in the next life.
423
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:06,541
-Let's go together.
-Let's go together.
424
00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:08,333
-Be brothers in the next life.
-Be brothers in the next life.
425
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,666
Kid, where is your mom?
426
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:45,541
Watch your hand.
427
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,666
Let's go together...
428
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,666
Second In Command.
429
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:09,125
For the past 500 years,
430
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:12,250
you've been reincarnated 13 times.
431
00:34:13,791 --> 00:34:15,375
You've forgotten it all.
432
00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:17,708
But I haven't.
433
00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:29,666
Asian Games
434
00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:33,708
Darn! Three pins again.
435
00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:36,250
Are you praying for the dead? Amitฤbha.
436
00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:38,750
-You're really something.
-I did it on purpose.
437
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,458
What do you have left? Just lose already.
438
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:47,333
Take it for your circumcision!
439
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,041
I have to say.
440
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:52,750
What a coincidence!
441
00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:55,250
After she borrowed
from the loan shark for you,
442
00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:56,541
she dropped dead.
443
00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:58,208
A girlfriend that dies so easily?
444
00:34:58,291 --> 00:34:59,833
I want one too.
445
00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:02,583
Her death
446
00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:05,041
broke my heart to pieces, okay?
447
00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:06,208
Nonsense.
448
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:07,458
Right.
449
00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:10,125
All right, drop the long face.
450
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,375
Let's drink.
451
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,375
I'm serious.
452
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:29,666
A bastard like him
453
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,916
will get all black beads for sure.
454
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,291
He'll vanish after he dies.
455
00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:36,958
Don't bother yourself.
456
00:35:37,833 --> 00:35:38,875
Murderer,
457
00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,625
bastard, scumbag, douchebag.
458
00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:41,958
Charcoal!
459
00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:45,166
Let's find a slut with STD and AIDS,
460
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:46,458
just for him.
461
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:49,541
Okay.
462
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:51,250
Go ahead and tie him then.
463
00:35:51,458 --> 00:35:52,666
On his wiener, okay?
464
00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:55,416
Leave the rest to me.
465
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:05,166
You've been upset all night.
466
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,666
That prick, Chang Po-wei.
467
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:09,666
-Chang Po-wei?
-You know how much he owes me?
468
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:10,791
He owes me 300.
469
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:12,916
Does he think I'm loaded?
470
00:36:14,416 --> 00:36:17,041
He's playing you. We should do something.
471
00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:18,416
Right.
472
00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:19,791
Listen to me, Tommy.
473
00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:22,333
Go to the temple,
pray to the gods, and you'll be fine.
474
00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:24,000
Okay, midnight snacks are on me.
475
00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:25,500
Where's the car?
476
00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:26,666
How would I know?
477
00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:55,416
What are you doing?
478
00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,291
Is he your friend?
479
00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:01,291
No.
480
00:37:04,708 --> 00:37:06,000
What the hell?
481
00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:09,583
Tommy?
482
00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:11,291
Don't!
483
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,166
Don't lay your hands on him!
484
00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:14,166
Stop.
485
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,333
He's screwing my scooter.
486
00:37:15,416 --> 00:37:16,916
He's not screwing your girlfriend.
487
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,541
Tommy, the exhaust is catching fire.
488
00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:25,750
Pull it out already!
489
00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:27,000
-What on earth!
-Pull it out!
490
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:27,916
Charcoal.
491
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:29,750
Thank you.
492
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,708
You're welcome.
493
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,625
Really...
494
00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:34,958
Thank you so much.
495
00:37:35,541 --> 00:37:37,333
You're super welcome.
496
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:49,833
It's coming!
497
00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:51,875
Not that kind of coming!
498
00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:09,375
Here we are.
499
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,500
I already asked the Earth God.
500
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:16,083
Kaicheng is the best school here.
501
00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:17,958
I must have been a straight-A student!
502
00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:21,625
I really doubt that.
503
00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:23,166
Any flashbacks?
504
00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:25,125
Do you feel it? I feel it!
505
00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:27,916
Life review!
506
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:28,958
Recall this?
507
00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:30,791
Did you take this cab?
508
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,375
Was this your dad's car?
509
00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:34,125
Get into your memories.
510
00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:35,333
Flashback!
511
00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:36,625
Flashback!
512
00:38:37,041 --> 00:38:39,666
This place!
You had noodles here, growing up.
513
00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:44,375
You used to shoplift here.
514
00:38:47,583 --> 00:38:48,458
This man
515
00:38:48,541 --> 00:38:50,458
watched you grow up.
516
00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:56,625
She's your mom!
517
00:38:56,708 --> 00:38:57,583
Nonsense!
518
00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:36,833
Actually, I kind of envy you.
519
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,875
You don't remember a thing.
520
00:39:39,958 --> 00:39:41,000
What's good about it?
521
00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:45,000
When I was alive,
522
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,333
every day, there were guys
523
00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:48,500
taking me out to joyrides and clubbing.
524
00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:50,125
But everyone was phony.
525
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,375
No one meant it.
526
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:55,708
You died too young.
527
00:39:55,791 --> 00:39:58,000
Otherwise, good things
528
00:39:58,083 --> 00:39:59,166
would've happened to you.
529
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,583
And you would've met good people.
530
00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:03,375
Not necessarily.
531
00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:07,000
Actually, there's no rush
to be reincarnated.
532
00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:08,166
Maybe...
533
00:40:25,041 --> 00:40:26,166
Come out and play together.
534
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,166
You didn't shower, you stink!
535
00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:29,791
-You're scared? Coward.
-Come out!
536
00:40:29,875 --> 00:40:30,833
Let it go!
537
00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,250
Who is he?
538
00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:36,250
-Do you know?
-I have no idea.
539
00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:56,375
One.
540
00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:57,708
Two.
541
00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:58,791
Three.
542
00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:01,000
Bust your butt!
543
00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,166
Poke it!
544
00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,500
Your butt is busted. Yes!
545
00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:15,416
I'm sorry.
546
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,833
I'm sorry.
547
00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:20,958
I'm sorry.
548
00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,166
Kurumi.
549
00:41:22,708 --> 00:41:23,916
I'm sorry.
550
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,916
Kurumi!
551
00:41:29,875 --> 00:41:31,083
Kurumi.
552
00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:35,041
Where have you been, Kurumi?
553
00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,875
You got me so worried.
554
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,583
Kurumi!
555
00:41:44,541 --> 00:41:45,583
Attention, please!
556
00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:50,083
Let's give a warm welcome
to your new classmate!
557
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,416
Hi, everyone, I'm Mi Hung.
558
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,250
When I was in Minsheng Elementary School,
559
00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:00,166
they used to call me Mi.
560
00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:02,083
I was a two-time discipline leader,
561
00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:04,500
but I hate to report classmates
to teachers.
562
00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:06,750
Even though I had never been
a class secretary...
563
00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:19,125
Mi!
564
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:25,875
I think I am in love with you!
565
00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:28,000
Will you marry me?
566
00:42:28,791 --> 00:42:30,875
I want to marry Justin Bieber!
567
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,208
Marry me if I clean the eraser for you.
568
00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:40,625
No!
569
00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:43,416
Marry me if I wash the mop for you.
570
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,583
No!
571
00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:46,666
Marry me if I take out the trash for you.
572
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:47,708
No.
573
00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:49,875
Marry me if I cheat for you.
574
00:42:49,958 --> 00:42:52,125
You don't even know the answers.
575
00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:54,916
Marry me if you fake my dad's signature.
576
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,333
Why do I still have to marry you
577
00:42:56,416 --> 00:42:58,125
when I helped you with the signature?
578
00:42:58,208 --> 00:42:59,208
No matter what you do,
579
00:42:59,291 --> 00:43:01,000
I'll always want to marry you.
580
00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:02,458
No.
581
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,333
Mr. Shi
582
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,291
Alan Shi.
583
00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:07,333
Why do you always talk like that?
584
00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:08,666
We're just kids.
585
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,916
Even if I say yes now,
586
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,833
I might still fall for someone else
in the future.
587
00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:16,333
Even if your yes
lasts for only one second,
588
00:43:16,416 --> 00:43:19,083
I'll still be
the happiest person in the world.
589
00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:20,333
One second is not enough.
590
00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:22,500
It is for me.
591
00:43:22,583 --> 00:43:24,583
Anyway, stop this nonsense.
592
00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:26,416
I'll answer you when we're grown up.
593
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:29,791
When will we grow up?
594
00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:32,375
When you start to realize
595
00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:33,666
that no matter what,
596
00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:35,583
everything changes.
597
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,166
Some things
598
00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:42,791
will last for 10,000 years!
599
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,000
Here you go.
600
00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:49,083
-It'll be 35.
-Thank you.
601
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:50,041
Thank you.
602
00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:51,416
Kurumi!
603
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,750
Why are you here?
604
00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:55,666
Mi!
605
00:44:01,791 --> 00:44:03,125
This is destiny.
606
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,083
Alan Shi.
607
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:05,833
Your grades were terrible.
608
00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:07,166
How did you get into Kaicheng?
609
00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:08,333
I got in as an athlete.
610
00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:09,750
Please, I'm a basketball star.
611
00:44:15,291 --> 00:44:16,208
Stop following me.
612
00:44:16,291 --> 00:44:18,041
And don't say
those ridiculous things again.
613
00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:23,125
Look at her.
614
00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:25,750
She didn't dare to chat with me
and took off.
615
00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:26,958
Why?
616
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:29,916
She's afraid she can't resist my charm.
617
00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:33,166
Alan Shi!
618
00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:36,750
I am now married to Chris Evans.
619
00:44:45,125 --> 00:44:48,458
That's Chris Pine's hair!
620
00:44:53,625 --> 00:44:56,250
How could you run away like that?
621
00:44:58,458 --> 00:45:00,375
How could you run away like that?
622
00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:02,666
That's very naughty, you know?
623
00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:05,333
If I lose you, I'll have nothing else.
624
00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:07,916
Don't take off again!
625
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Okay?
626
00:45:19,541 --> 00:45:22,208
Kurumi, look at me.
627
00:45:27,041 --> 00:45:27,875
Give me the ball!
628
00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:29,125
Zhong!
629
00:45:29,791 --> 00:45:30,708
You nudged him!
630
00:45:30,791 --> 00:45:33,541
-That's low!
-You hit him!
631
00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:38,875
Kurumi thinks you're low too!
632
00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:41,375
You bastard! You cheated!
633
00:45:41,458 --> 00:45:43,375
-It's raining!
-Rain!
634
00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:45,291
-Go and grab our stuff.
-Let's grab our stuff.
635
00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:47,875
Let's go, Kurumi!
636
00:45:47,958 --> 00:45:48,791
Come on, Kurumi.
637
00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:50,958
It's raining!
638
00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:53,208
It's really pouring.
639
00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:54,666
You nudged him!
640
00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:56,458
-He nudged me.
-You nudged him.
641
00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:58,833
You pushed us.
642
00:46:17,791 --> 00:46:20,458
You are going to ruin it!
643
00:46:30,833 --> 00:46:32,833
Don't marry him.
644
00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:34,708
-Don't marry him.
-Don't say yes.
645
00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:37,333
-You are too good for him. Say no!
-Don't say yes.
646
00:46:37,416 --> 00:46:39,291
It's none of your business.
647
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:42,166
-Don't say yes!
-No!
648
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,000
No?
649
00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:47,083
Kurumi, you don't think
I should say yes either, do you?
650
00:46:55,791 --> 00:46:57,166
Some things
651
00:46:57,750 --> 00:46:59,750
will last for 10,000 years.
652
00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:04,708
Will you marry me?
653
00:48:15,916 --> 00:48:18,000
Alan, run!
654
00:48:18,083 --> 00:48:21,125
-The fire is coming!
-Run!
655
00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:23,666
Alan, don't get burned. Run!
656
00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:26,583
-Alan! Run!
-Run!
657
00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:29,500
-Alan, run!
-Alan!
658
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:33,541
-Run!
-Alan! Run!
659
00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:46,541
Thank goodness.
660
00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:48,708
Here you are.
661
00:48:50,375 --> 00:48:51,958
It's all right now.
662
00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:54,041
Come.
663
00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:55,916
Let's go home.
664
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:06,583
Let's go home.
665
00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:09,125
Let's go.
666
00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:47,333
We used to do
667
00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:50,208
our homework together here.
668
00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:54,750
Why is it always the girl
669
00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:57,125
who aces school in this kind of story?
670
00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:01,291
Don't be so stubborn.
671
00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:03,458
Just memorize the formula as I told you.
672
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:05,166
In an exam, if you solve it step by step,
673
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:06,666
there won't be enough time.
674
00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:12,625
After she graduated from high school,
675
00:50:12,708 --> 00:50:14,333
she went to college in Taipei.
676
00:50:14,666 --> 00:50:16,583
She was supposed to be a math teacher.
677
00:50:16,708 --> 00:50:18,125
After that,
678
00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:22,666
were you guys officially a couple?
679
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:33,500
So...
680
00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:35,791
If you're interested
in taking that marketing course,
681
00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:37,166
you have to make sure
682
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:38,791
that you won't be late for class.
683
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:40,958
Or you'll suffer the consequences.
684
00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:45,333
Don't get the reference books yet.
685
00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:46,500
You can have mine.
686
00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:47,541
Really?
687
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:50,166
So I can read your notes?
688
00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:53,416
And see your highlighted points?
689
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:54,458
Right?
690
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:57,000
My handwriting is clear...
691
00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:00,625
What is this, Alan?
692
00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:02,166
It's big and delicious.
693
00:51:02,458 --> 00:51:04,583
This can't give us all the nutrients.
694
00:51:04,666 --> 00:51:05,541
Right.
695
00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:07,375
We are not eating this crap.
696
00:51:08,625 --> 00:51:10,583
Is he upset?
697
00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:11,791
How dare he?
698
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,041
This is on me. My treat.
699
00:51:19,791 --> 00:51:21,083
As a thank you.
700
00:51:21,291 --> 00:51:22,333
To thank me?
701
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,541
Thank you for taking care
of my future wife.
702
00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:26,833
Thank you.
703
00:51:27,416 --> 00:51:29,375
Stop this nonsense, Alan.
704
00:51:29,916 --> 00:51:31,708
-You're going to marry him?
-I'm not.
705
00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:33,333
Do you want to marry her?
706
00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:34,458
It's too early to say.
707
00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:35,458
See?
708
00:51:35,541 --> 00:51:37,083
You're not marrying her, but I am.
709
00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:39,333
I've been asking her to marry me
since fifth grade.
710
00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:40,791
Zip it now or I'm going to leave.
711
00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:41,875
Okay!
712
00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:43,125
Don't go.
713
00:51:43,875 --> 00:51:46,458
I'll have nothing to say to him.
It'll be awkward.
714
00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:48,833
Of course I'll take him with me,
you moron.
715
00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:50,666
Okay.
716
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:52,208
So where are you going next?
717
00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:55,708
I...
718
00:51:55,791 --> 00:51:58,208
I heard the motels nearby
719
00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:00,416
are all haunted.
720
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,500
Because people who went there said
721
00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:04,208
ghosts were pushing their butts.
722
00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:05,458
Push!
723
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,166
Push...
724
00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:10,125
Alan Shi!
725
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:12,833
Would you please stop embarrassing me?
726
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:13,750
You're so childish!
727
00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:14,875
Pushing...
728
00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:16,041
Alan Shi!
729
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:33,333
Kurumi seems to be in good spirits today.
730
00:52:34,625 --> 00:52:35,625
Seems like it.
731
00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:37,625
Here, Kurumi.
732
00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:47,750
Dad, you forgot the bathroom light again.
733
00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:06,416
What are you doing?
734
00:53:09,041 --> 00:53:10,416
I didn't want to come.
735
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:11,833
Look at this mess. It's on you.
736
00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:18,666
-Do you know how to see a ghost?
-I don't want to know.
737
00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:20,291
Ghosts...
738
00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:22,125
I said I'm not interested!
739
00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:24,875
When you deliberately look for them,
740
00:53:24,958 --> 00:53:26,250
they will never show up.
741
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:29,041
But when you least expect it...
742
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,208
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
743
00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:38,208
Go to hell!
744
00:53:38,291 --> 00:53:40,708
Darn you!
745
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:42,333
Ridiculous! Childish!
746
00:53:57,208 --> 00:53:59,000
Be with me.
747
00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:00,875
Let's be together.
748
00:54:01,583 --> 00:54:02,958
No.
749
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:06,375
We've known each other forever.
It feels weird.
750
00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:12,958
The other day, my dad said
751
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,791
a tough girl like me
752
00:54:14,875 --> 00:54:16,708
will have a hard time finding a husband.
753
00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:31,166
When you turn 30,
754
00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:33,750
if no one wants you,
755
00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:36,791
marry me.
756
00:54:39,541 --> 00:54:40,750
No.
757
00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:45,250
When you are 31 then.
758
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,333
If no one wants you,
759
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,458
let me marry you.
760
00:54:52,416 --> 00:54:53,291
No.
761
00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:54,833
How about 32?
762
00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:57,208
No.
763
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Thirty-three?
764
00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:01,000
No.
765
00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:02,250
Thirty-four?
766
00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:04,083
No.
767
00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:06,250
How about 35?
768
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:07,333
No!
769
00:55:12,541 --> 00:55:14,458
When you turn 60 and no one wants you,
770
00:55:14,541 --> 00:55:15,458
let's get married!
771
00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:16,458
No!
772
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:17,375
How about 100?
773
00:55:17,458 --> 00:55:19,916
If you are still single, marry me then!
774
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,875
I'll be really old at 100!
775
00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:23,583
Me too!
776
00:55:24,041 --> 00:55:26,166
How is it possible
that I'm not married by then?
777
00:55:26,250 --> 00:55:28,416
Because I haven't married you!
778
00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:33,125
Hey! What are you fighting about?
779
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:35,000
People are trying to sleep!
780
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:38,791
-Get a room!
-Get a room!
781
00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:43,375
Alan Shi.
782
00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:48,958
So are you
783
00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:51,000
good at fighting?
784
00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:54,041
Don't be so selfish.
785
00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:55,541
What if they hurt Kurumi as well?
786
00:55:57,833 --> 00:56:00,791
Don't move! Your nose is bleeding.
787
00:56:03,791 --> 00:56:05,500
I'm so mad at you.
788
00:56:07,083 --> 00:56:09,208
What are you doing? Stop being childish.
789
00:56:09,291 --> 00:56:11,041
You're not a three-year-old.
790
00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:26,250
Let's be together?
791
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,416
Okay.
792
00:56:33,041 --> 00:56:33,916
Okay.
793
00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:38,083
Okay.
794
00:56:47,916 --> 00:56:48,875
Hey.
795
00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:56,916
You want me to buy lunch again?
796
00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:58,500
Okay.
797
00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:02,666
I said okay!
798
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:06,208
Let's go then.
799
00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,208
Never mind.
800
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:13,666
Stop it.
801
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,541
It's embarrassing.
802
00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:19,125
Wait.
803
00:58:19,875 --> 00:58:20,833
Your hands stink!
804
00:58:20,916 --> 00:58:22,583
What are you doing?
805
00:58:30,291 --> 00:58:31,500
You're closing early today.
806
00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:33,666
My dad is visiting my mom's grave.
807
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:35,625
Your cast is off?
808
00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:40,208
I'm healed!
809
00:58:40,291 --> 00:58:41,375
Let's play one-on-one.
810
00:58:41,458 --> 00:58:42,458
-Do you dare?
-Do you dare?
811
00:58:42,541 --> 00:58:44,041
-Of course I dare!
-Next time!
812
00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:45,041
I'm not intimidated!
813
00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:45,958
Let's set a date!
814
00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:47,583
-Don't forget.
-Let's see if you dare.
815
00:58:47,666 --> 00:58:49,041
Next time then.
816
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:51,125
-Bye.
-Bye.
817
00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:52,208
You can't intimidate me.
818
00:58:52,291 --> 00:58:55,000
-You can't intimidate me either. Bye.
-Bye!
819
00:59:09,208 --> 00:59:10,458
I'm sorry.
820
00:59:11,416 --> 00:59:13,958
If I had known that I would drop dead,
821
00:59:14,041 --> 00:59:15,958
I wouldn't have asked you to date me.
822
00:59:16,666 --> 00:59:17,791
Or at least
823
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:20,000
I wouldn't have persisted.
824
00:59:21,083 --> 00:59:23,541
Now that you've finally accepted me...
825
00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:25,833
Do you know what I do now?
826
00:59:26,208 --> 00:59:27,625
I'm a god of love.
827
00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:29,250
Be it a guy and a girl,
828
00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,958
two guys and two girls,
829
00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:32,666
or even an exhaust pipe,
830
00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:34,458
all I have to do is tie the red strings
831
00:59:34,541 --> 00:59:36,166
and they'll fall in love.
832
00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:37,583
Amazing, right?
833
00:59:40,041 --> 00:59:42,000
He has been in there for so long.
834
00:59:42,083 --> 00:59:44,875
Go and check what they are on about.
835
00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:47,416
What is taking them so long?
836
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:50,750
Hear me out.
837
00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:51,875
Don't you think...
838
00:59:51,958 --> 00:59:52,958
Good girl.
839
00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:54,000
But don't you think
840
00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:55,875
I'm cute too?
841
00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:58,083
Why won't he look at me?
842
00:59:58,166 --> 01:00:00,333
Now I know why I couldn't win you over.
843
01:00:00,416 --> 01:00:02,791
Because nobody tied any red strings on us.
844
01:00:04,791 --> 01:00:06,541
They didn't do their jobs.
845
01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:15,000
Kurumi.
846
01:00:19,250 --> 01:00:20,416
Come in here, Kurumi!
847
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:29,208
Try a cosmetic surgeon.
848
01:00:29,291 --> 01:00:31,166
-One good at boob jobs.
-One good at nose jobs.
849
01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:32,250
-Lip jobs.
-Chin jobs.
850
01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:33,458
-Botox.
-Fillers.
851
01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:35,208
-Thermage.
-Jawbone jobs.
852
01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:36,125
Discounts?
853
01:00:36,208 --> 01:00:37,083
No.
854
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:38,500
-It's all free!
-It's all free!
855
01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:41,916
A basketball player
with arm length at 22 m.
856
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,416
His stamina
857
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,041
is at the peak of his life.
858
01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:47,958
You can't compete with it!
859
01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:51,541
Owner of a 40-year-old breakfast place.
860
01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:54,458
A sesame flatbread with warm soy milk.
861
01:00:54,541 --> 01:00:55,666
You can't beat it.
862
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:57,791
Booked a whole theater for Twelve Nights.
863
01:00:59,541 --> 01:01:00,750
Chris Evans.
864
01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:07,875
Why don't you choose one?
865
01:01:07,958 --> 01:01:09,250
They all sound legit.
866
01:01:13,833 --> 01:01:15,291
Who...
867
01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:16,916
should...
868
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,625
Mi...
869
01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:19,625
go...
870
01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:20,541
out...
871
01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:23,791
with?
872
01:01:24,791 --> 01:01:26,708
Please tell me!
873
01:01:28,208 --> 01:01:29,583
-You?
-Yes!
874
01:01:29,666 --> 01:01:30,833
He's a great choice! Listen...
875
01:01:30,916 --> 01:01:32,750
-The 40 years establishment...
-Wait...
876
01:01:32,833 --> 01:01:33,666
She'll never starve!
877
01:01:33,750 --> 01:01:35,000
Are you sure their food is good?
878
01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:36,875
I ate it before.
I'm still holding it. See?
879
01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:37,958
Listen, you have to...
880
01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:38,916
Wait, no!
881
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,250
Can he stand cold weather?
882
01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:41,375
He has to.
883
01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,916
Mi wants to see the auroras,
so he has to stand the cold.
884
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,083
What are you worried about?
885
01:01:45,166 --> 01:01:46,458
You can't joke about love!
886
01:01:46,541 --> 01:01:48,083
Charcoal.
887
01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:52,166
Listen, let me...
888
01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:08,333
I've been dead for 50 years
and I've never seen it broken.
889
01:02:08,416 --> 01:02:10,750
Maybe the sesame guy just dropped dead.
890
01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:13,041
Once you tie the red strings,
their fate begins.
891
01:02:13,125 --> 01:02:14,875
Before romance comes to fruition,
892
01:02:14,958 --> 01:02:16,291
you can't die even if you want to.
893
01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:17,875
That's the second law of gods of love.
894
01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:18,791
By the way,
895
01:02:19,291 --> 01:02:21,000
I'm not sure if he's gay.
896
01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:22,208
Goodness.
897
01:02:22,291 --> 01:02:25,041
Nine out of ten good men are gay.
898
01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:26,291
The first law of gods of love,
899
01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:28,208
"Love goes beyond gender and sexuality."
900
01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:30,833
Try this size!
901
01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:35,750
-Chris Evans!
-Chris Evans!
902
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,625
It's burning!
903
01:02:40,708 --> 01:02:41,666
-What's going on?
-What?
904
01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:43,375
What do we do now?
905
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:44,958
Wait!
906
01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:55,458
Beware of lightning
907
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:57,166
Human rights lawyer, Lu Chiu-yuan.
908
01:03:00,791 --> 01:03:03,916
The longest feet from NBA!
909
01:03:05,041 --> 01:03:07,750
They can't tie it! All of them burned off.
910
01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:09,458
That's insane. She's destined to be a nun.
911
01:03:09,541 --> 01:03:10,500
Three hundred strings!
912
01:03:10,583 --> 01:03:12,166
A magician to make her laugh every day!
913
01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,291
Ashin from Mayday.
914
01:03:25,916 --> 01:03:27,166
It's 3,500 strings.
915
01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:30,125
Personally, I contributed 11 of them.
916
01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:31,875
I contributed 33.
917
01:03:31,958 --> 01:03:33,583
You know.
918
01:03:33,666 --> 01:03:36,416
Everyone misses you.
919
01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:40,291
We're now competing
who misses you the most.
920
01:03:40,375 --> 01:03:41,625
But I'll let you in on a secret.
921
01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:43,041
The person
922
01:03:43,125 --> 01:03:45,041
who misses you the most
923
01:03:45,958 --> 01:03:47,791
is me, of course.
924
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:51,625
They plan to tie 100 strings
925
01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:52,750
in one go.
926
01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:55,291
-Hundred!
-Hundred!
927
01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:08,458
Thank you, everyone!
928
01:04:08,541 --> 01:04:09,750
Come back earlier next time.
929
01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:12,041
Thank you.
930
01:04:24,916 --> 01:04:27,708
Have you seen this?
931
01:04:27,791 --> 01:04:30,125
It's 8,000 strings! Darn!
932
01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:33,791
It's unbelievable!
933
01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:37,458
Wanted: Ghost Head
934
01:04:49,875 --> 01:04:51,250
Jackpot.
935
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,166
It has been 500 years.
936
01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:02,958
You're still a loser
937
01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:08,083
in this life.
938
01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:42,416
Why are you looking at me like that?
939
01:05:43,416 --> 01:05:45,000
You reap what you sow.
940
01:05:45,625 --> 01:05:47,125
I killed you because of karma.
941
01:05:48,375 --> 01:05:50,750
You had it coming.
942
01:05:58,750 --> 01:05:59,833
Poison.
943
01:06:03,666 --> 01:06:05,250
Who did it?
944
01:06:08,416 --> 01:06:10,208
Who did it?
945
01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:11,583
The officials
946
01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:14,750
agreed to exchange your head
947
01:06:14,833 --> 01:06:17,041
for all of our lives.
948
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:20,750
It was you!
949
01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:31,791
I'm sorry,
950
01:06:31,875 --> 01:06:32,708
Boss!
951
01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:34,291
Don't blame us.
952
01:06:34,375 --> 01:06:35,666
Go on the journey.
953
01:06:36,041 --> 01:06:37,583
Thank you for sacrificing yourself.
954
01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:05,750
Isn't it strange? It's insane.
955
01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:07,458
No matter how many strings
956
01:07:07,541 --> 01:07:09,416
they tied to the girl,
957
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:11,166
they got burned off right away.
958
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:12,166
Now, these kids
959
01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:14,291
are playing it like a competition.
960
01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:18,375
Yama.
961
01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:21,791
Something is wrong.
962
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,500
Fine!
963
01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:29,250
I risked my life and found out about it.
964
01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:31,791
There's a god of love who, out of blue,
965
01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:33,666
tied a red string
966
01:07:34,541 --> 01:07:36,666
on the exhaust of a scooter.
967
01:07:40,458 --> 01:07:42,041
And the exhaust made these sounds.
968
01:07:53,125 --> 01:07:54,291
Yama...
969
01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:56,125
Ghost Head.
970
01:07:59,666 --> 01:08:01,333
What? Am I not allowed?
971
01:08:01,416 --> 01:08:03,083
I know that guy better than you do.
972
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,916
The second victim of his
973
01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:12,208
was a woman.
974
01:08:13,083 --> 01:08:16,333
Her soul shattered into pieces.
975
01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:19,958
Such resentment?
976
01:08:29,291 --> 01:08:31,833
May I have a table by the window, please?
977
01:08:32,416 --> 01:08:34,375
Window. Windows.
978
01:08:35,125 --> 01:08:38,625
Would you please show me
where the restroom is?
979
01:08:38,708 --> 01:08:39,708
Room!
980
01:08:40,041 --> 01:08:41,041
-Room?
-Over there?
981
01:08:41,125 --> 01:08:43,166
-She must be talking about some room.
-Okay.
982
01:08:43,250 --> 01:08:44,125
What's wrong with you?
983
01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:46,791
Sorry, I like this one better.
984
01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:48,666
-Have a nice day.
-I'm sure I know this one.
985
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:49,583
Happy... What?
986
01:08:49,666 --> 01:08:50,833
What birthday?
987
01:08:50,916 --> 01:08:53,541
Happy... A happy day?
988
01:08:53,916 --> 01:08:55,333
What?
989
01:08:56,416 --> 01:08:58,000
What's going on?
990
01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:01,750
What's wrong?
991
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:06,458
Everyone.
992
01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:18,708
You took this string?
993
01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:19,916
Who's on the other end?
994
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,000
Let's cure her first.
995
01:09:22,083 --> 01:09:23,083
That's a thick string.
996
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,458
Where did she get that?
997
01:09:31,666 --> 01:09:33,041
Isnโt it from the original loom?
998
01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,208
What are you doing?
999
01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:38,291
You want Mi to be happy, right?
I'll help you.
1000
01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:41,458
For real? Itโs impossible.
1001
01:09:42,375 --> 01:09:43,875
Where is it from?
1002
01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:45,666
The Weaver Girl.
1003
01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:47,333
This is directly from the Weaver Girl!
1004
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:49,083
That's the string!
1005
01:09:50,166 --> 01:09:51,166
That's enough.
1006
01:09:52,083 --> 01:09:53,333
Are you kidding?
1007
01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:56,208
No more.
1008
01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:01,875
Enough!
1009
01:11:42,875 --> 01:11:44,458
She has been like this recently.
1010
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:46,125
Absentminded.
1011
01:11:46,208 --> 01:11:47,750
Do you want me to hook her up?
1012
01:11:48,958 --> 01:11:50,458
You'd better not push it.
1013
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:52,916
I mean, to perform a healing ritual.
1014
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:53,875
Back off.
1015
01:11:54,958 --> 01:11:56,250
Exhale.
1016
01:11:58,458 --> 01:11:59,666
Exhale.
1017
01:12:02,208 --> 01:12:04,083
This is not your destiny.
1018
01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:05,791
Don't say anything even when you see it.
1019
01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:07,333
Not a word.
1020
01:12:21,916 --> 01:12:23,041
Kurumi!
1021
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,083
Kurumi.
1022
01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:47,875
Thank goodness.
1023
01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:49,708
Here you are.
1024
01:12:49,791 --> 01:12:51,083
Let's go home.
1025
01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:10,125
Let's go.
1026
01:13:38,458 --> 01:13:41,666
Who was that girl?
1027
01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:46,291
I'm sorry.
1028
01:13:47,125 --> 01:13:48,708
If I had known that I would drop dead,
1029
01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:50,416
I wouldn't have asked you to date me.
1030
01:13:51,458 --> 01:13:52,458
Can he stand cold weather?
1031
01:13:52,541 --> 01:13:53,583
He has to.
1032
01:13:53,666 --> 01:13:56,000
Mi wants to see the auroras,
so he has to stand the cold.
1033
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:57,958
All air conditioners
have a heating function now.
1034
01:13:58,041 --> 01:14:00,166
-What are you worried about?
-You can't joke about love!
1035
01:14:04,625 --> 01:14:05,583
Thank you, everyone!
1036
01:14:05,666 --> 01:14:06,875
Come back earlier next time.
1037
01:14:07,958 --> 01:14:09,208
Thank you.
1038
01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:12,750
Come here.
1039
01:14:13,208 --> 01:14:14,791
Thank you!
1040
01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:16,416
See you next time.
1041
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:18,291
-Bring more people over.
-Get out of my face.
1042
01:14:18,916 --> 01:14:21,916
Why can't I be with you?
1043
01:14:47,875 --> 01:14:49,333
You've been...
1044
01:14:51,666 --> 01:14:53,375
able to see me?
1045
01:14:53,875 --> 01:14:56,041
I've been able to see you
1046
01:14:57,458 --> 01:14:59,291
and hear you.
1047
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:06,916
Why do you want me
to fall for another guy?
1048
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,875
I really want to talk to you,
1049
01:15:09,375 --> 01:15:10,666
hold you,
1050
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,083
and kiss you.
1051
01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:16,958
But I'm afraid my psychic gift
would be taken away,
1052
01:15:17,041 --> 01:15:19,458
then I'll never see you again.
1053
01:15:31,333 --> 01:15:32,166
Darn.
1054
01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:33,166
Darn.
1055
01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:34,125
Darn.
1056
01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:35,041
Da...
1057
01:15:52,166 --> 01:15:53,291
Kurumi...
1058
01:15:54,833 --> 01:15:56,125
Kurumi is sick.
1059
01:15:56,208 --> 01:15:57,416
I know.
1060
01:15:57,500 --> 01:15:58,875
I know everything.
1061
01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:05,416
Let's never part again, all right?
1062
01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:08,250
We'll never part again.
1063
01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:32,666
By the way,
1064
01:16:32,750 --> 01:16:33,791
did I tell you that
1065
01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:35,333
Ox Head and Horse Face are real?
1066
01:16:35,416 --> 01:16:36,916
And Ox Head
1067
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,583
is a lady.
1068
01:16:38,666 --> 01:16:40,333
-So cool. I bet you didn't know.
-A woman?
1069
01:16:40,416 --> 01:16:42,000
And there's a ton of...
1070
01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:48,166
-Don't scare me!
-Super cool!
1071
01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:49,833
Awesome, right? A woman!
1072
01:16:49,916 --> 01:16:51,041
How about the Horse Face?
1073
01:16:51,125 --> 01:16:53,166
Does he have a long face
1074
01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:54,750
and look exactly like a horse?
1075
01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:58,041
By the way, did you get
the paper cars I burnt for you
1076
01:16:58,375 --> 01:17:00,166
and the other things?
1077
01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:02,333
They were really devastated that day.
1078
01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:03,416
Seriously?
1079
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:04,541
Seriously.
1080
01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:07,208
Guess who cried the most?
1081
01:17:07,291 --> 01:17:08,166
Fu!
1082
01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:09,125
Wrong!
1083
01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:11,583
-Nonsense!
-Surprise!
1084
01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:14,750
-You're joking!
-I'm serious!
1085
01:17:14,833 --> 01:17:16,083
Ji?
1086
01:17:20,583 --> 01:17:21,708
All right.
1087
01:17:22,666 --> 01:17:24,916
After you die,
I'll take care of you down there.
1088
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,375
But don't die too soon.
1089
01:17:26,458 --> 01:17:27,916
Take care of Mi for a few more years.
1090
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,916
A few more years? They are not that old.
1091
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,458
Don't curse them.
1092
01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:39,000
Alan Shi!
1093
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,000
Go away!
1094
01:17:41,541 --> 01:17:42,666
You're so annoying.
1095
01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:44,500
Alan Shi!
1096
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,791
You'll get hemorrhoids.
1097
01:17:46,875 --> 01:17:49,041
Gross! What are you doing?
1098
01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:57,208
You walk without a sound! Are you a ghost?
1099
01:17:57,291 --> 01:17:58,833
You'll break the fridge.
1100
01:18:02,708 --> 01:18:03,958
Alan Shi!
1101
01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:06,333
Alan Shi!
1102
01:18:09,041 --> 01:18:10,333
She's broken indeed.
1103
01:18:17,833 --> 01:18:18,875
I don't want it.
1104
01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:29,041
Did your family burn anything for you?
1105
01:18:29,791 --> 01:18:30,833
None of your business.
1106
01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:33,208
Why are you so quiet?
1107
01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:38,125
When will you stop doing this?
1108
01:18:38,208 --> 01:18:41,208
Mi is supposed to miss you every day, yes.
1109
01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:43,958
But she needs to have
a relationship with a living guy,
1110
01:18:44,625 --> 01:18:46,125
get married, start a family,
1111
01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:48,041
and go about her life.
1112
01:18:49,208 --> 01:18:50,791
You saw it too.
1113
01:18:50,875 --> 01:18:52,708
No one could tie the red strings.
1114
01:18:52,791 --> 01:18:54,000
There were 10,000 of them!
1115
01:18:54,083 --> 01:18:55,375
All burned off.
1116
01:18:55,458 --> 01:18:58,500
That's because you are always around.
1117
01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:11,291
I know what you are thinking.
1118
01:19:11,750 --> 01:19:12,958
What am I thinking?
1119
01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,708
You're afraid that when Mi dies,
1120
01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:18,166
I'd team up with her instead.
1121
01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:20,875
Yes.
1122
01:19:20,958 --> 01:19:23,458
I'm sure after she dies,
you'd team up with her.
1123
01:19:23,541 --> 01:19:25,125
Then you'll ask me to be reincarnated.
1124
01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:26,666
It's okay, I'm fine!
1125
01:19:26,750 --> 01:19:28,250
It's all good!
1126
01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:33,375
But the point is, she's still alive,
1127
01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:35,458
so you're mine.
1128
01:19:41,166 --> 01:19:42,875
I mean, my partner!
1129
01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:58,291
What a jerk.
1130
01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:10,000
I haven't seen your partner lately.
1131
01:20:11,416 --> 01:20:12,916
She's upset with me.
1132
01:20:14,666 --> 01:20:16,166
You really can't tell?
1133
01:20:18,541 --> 01:20:21,000
Can't you see that she likes you?
1134
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:22,250
Well...
1135
01:20:22,333 --> 01:20:24,000
I am a ladies' man.
1136
01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:26,458
I think she is in love with you.
1137
01:20:26,541 --> 01:20:27,583
Mi?
1138
01:20:29,291 --> 01:20:30,291
Hi.
1139
01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:31,916
How's Kurumi?
1140
01:20:32,708 --> 01:20:34,250
She's better. Thank you.
1141
01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:36,375
Last week
at the elementary school reunion,
1142
01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:38,541
-everyone was asking about you.
-It has been a while.
1143
01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:40,208
I couldn't make it.
1144
01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:51,916
Do you know, in 1907,
1145
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,833
a doctor from Massachusetts,
1146
01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:54,916
MacDougall,
1147
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,791
experimented on six dying patients?
1148
01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:58,916
Now I'm dead, you can flirt around?
1149
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,666
When people die,
1150
01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:01,916
their weight will drop...
1151
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:02,916
Be quiet.
1152
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,083
I'll hit on whoever I want to.
1153
01:21:08,833 --> 01:21:12,375
The weight would drop down
to 10 to 21 g in an instant.
1154
01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:13,958
What I'm trying to say is,
1155
01:21:14,041 --> 01:21:16,083
it has been a while since the incident.
1156
01:21:16,166 --> 01:21:17,541
Don't be too sad.
1157
01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:19,500
Even though Alan is gone,
1158
01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:21,416
at least he still has 21 g left.
1159
01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:23,416
Or he must be
1160
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:25,916
chanting in paradise right now.
1161
01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:30,416
Stop it. He's trying to be nice.
1162
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:39,000
When I was a kid,
I also had an imaginary friend.
1163
01:21:39,666 --> 01:21:42,333
But it stopped when I went to college.
1164
01:21:42,416 --> 01:21:43,625
Really?
1165
01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:46,250
It was rather late, wasn't it?
1166
01:21:47,916 --> 01:21:50,583
Mainly because he was a math genius.
1167
01:21:50,666 --> 01:21:52,333
He always helped me with the answers.
1168
01:21:55,291 --> 01:21:56,666
Just kidding.
1169
01:21:58,791 --> 01:22:00,291
I am a math genius.
1170
01:22:00,375 --> 01:22:02,083
I never had to cheat.
1171
01:22:08,875 --> 01:22:09,750
Sweetheart.
1172
01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:13,375
Have you heard of some weird news?
1173
01:22:13,916 --> 01:22:16,250
What happened to the girl
1174
01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:19,000
who kept rejecting the red strings?
1175
01:22:19,083 --> 01:22:20,458
Can you save the gossip?
1176
01:22:20,541 --> 01:22:21,708
We're in a hurry here.
1177
01:22:21,791 --> 01:22:23,125
In a hurry for what?
1178
01:22:23,208 --> 01:22:24,791
Reincarnation?
1179
01:22:34,208 --> 01:22:36,166
An immortal jellyfish
is better than a lobster.
1180
01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:38,541
Its cells can be renewed indefinitely.
1181
01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:40,166
Basically, it won't die.
1182
01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:43,250
But if it encounters a sea turtle,
1183
01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:44,291
it will...
1184
01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:50,958
A friend of yours?
1185
01:22:52,791 --> 01:22:53,916
A friend of yours?
1186
01:22:54,291 --> 01:22:55,416
I don't know him.
1187
01:23:14,666 --> 01:23:16,291
Thank you for sacrificing yourself!
1188
01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:44,291
When life gives you lemons,
1189
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,541
use them to make lemonade.
1190
01:23:58,375 --> 01:23:59,208
Alan!
1191
01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:02,250
Who are you?
1192
01:24:02,333 --> 01:24:05,416
Five hundred years ago,
you severed my head!
1193
01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:08,416
Remember it! Jog your memory!
1194
01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:14,541
Sir...
1195
01:24:14,625 --> 01:24:15,541
Are you...
1196
01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:20,166
Run!
1197
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:23,458
Go, Mi!
1198
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:24,416
Hurry!
1199
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:26,375
Mi!
1200
01:24:26,791 --> 01:24:27,916
Don't stand here!
1201
01:24:31,916 --> 01:24:32,750
Go!
1202
01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:37,125
Hurry!
1203
01:24:45,416 --> 01:24:46,291
Alan Shi!
1204
01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:47,958
Mi!
1205
01:24:48,791 --> 01:24:49,708
Mi!
1206
01:25:08,416 --> 01:25:09,791
Run, Mi!
1207
01:25:11,458 --> 01:25:12,291
Come on!
1208
01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:13,291
Move!
1209
01:25:16,708 --> 01:25:17,958
Hey, calm down.
1210
01:25:32,750 --> 01:25:35,208
Respect the boundary
1211
01:25:36,375 --> 01:25:38,458
of two realms.
1212
01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:40,791
Alan Shi, god of love,
1213
01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:42,958
get your butt over here!
1214
01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:53,041
Sir!
1215
01:25:53,125 --> 01:25:54,625
There's a ghost here.
1216
01:25:57,291 --> 01:25:58,291
Boss.
1217
01:25:58,916 --> 01:26:01,583
Yama offered you a great opportunity.
1218
01:26:03,041 --> 01:26:05,166
Why can't you move on?
1219
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:08,000
I've been an Ox Head for 500 years.
1220
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:14,541
I've watched these bastards
1221
01:26:14,625 --> 01:26:16,666
being reincarnated
1222
01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:19,833
again and again in front of me.
1223
01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:22,708
When I decided to avenge myself,
1224
01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:24,916
they had forgotten everything.
1225
01:26:29,125 --> 01:26:30,583
I'm the only one
1226
01:26:31,666 --> 01:26:33,166
who can't forget.
1227
01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:35,333
Come back with me.
1228
01:26:38,041 --> 01:26:40,250
I'm tired of playing
1229
01:26:40,333 --> 01:26:42,500
the letting-go game.
1230
01:27:00,041 --> 01:27:02,916
I just got some freebies
from the ritual downstairs.
1231
01:27:24,041 --> 01:27:27,041
Gods of love, Alan Shi and Pinky Huang,
1232
01:27:27,125 --> 01:27:28,583
violated the laws of red strings
1233
01:27:28,666 --> 01:27:31,416
and abused underworld power
on the mortal, Tommy Tang.
1234
01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:34,083
The mortal, Mi Hung,
used mediumship without permission.
1235
01:27:34,166 --> 01:27:36,750
Pinky Huang, burglary of
the original red string from Weaver Girl.
1236
01:27:36,833 --> 01:27:38,208
Times are different now.
1237
01:27:38,291 --> 01:27:40,375
I can't believe
people still think it's a violation.
1238
01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:42,666
It's just a disease
that she can see ghosts.
1239
01:27:42,750 --> 01:27:43,708
Since it's a disease,
1240
01:27:43,791 --> 01:27:45,125
we should try to cure her.
1241
01:27:45,208 --> 01:27:47,833
Romances between the two realms
are nothing.
1242
01:27:47,916 --> 01:27:50,208
-Love is what matters.
-Alan Shi and Mi Hung
1243
01:27:50,291 --> 01:27:52,416
overstepped the boundary of two realms!
1244
01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:53,583
They should be condemned!
1245
01:27:53,958 --> 01:27:55,541
Verdict: Removal from Posts
1246
01:28:19,375 --> 01:28:20,791
Shut up!
1247
01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:32,833
Pinky.
1248
01:28:33,458 --> 01:28:34,625
I'm sorry.
1249
01:28:35,166 --> 01:28:37,000
My relationship with Mi
1250
01:28:37,833 --> 01:28:39,583
has cost you the job.
1251
01:28:44,916 --> 01:28:46,375
I seemed to be
1252
01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:48,958
too harsh on you.
1253
01:28:50,958 --> 01:28:52,083
I'm sorry.
1254
01:28:52,583 --> 01:28:53,875
Today is not my day.
1255
01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:06,375
I'm a bastard.
1256
01:29:06,458 --> 01:29:09,250
Yes, you are. A total bastard.
1257
01:29:09,333 --> 01:29:11,625
I'm a sweet girl, aren't I?
1258
01:29:11,708 --> 01:29:13,875
I already had a crappy life
when I was alive.
1259
01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:16,458
I can't believe I fell for a bastard
like you after I died.
1260
01:29:24,208 --> 01:29:25,250
Fine.
1261
01:29:25,708 --> 01:29:26,916
Actually, I think...
1262
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:28,083
It's okay.
1263
01:29:30,166 --> 01:29:31,041
What's okay?
1264
01:29:31,125 --> 01:29:32,333
It's all good.
1265
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,958
What do you mean?
1266
01:29:37,041 --> 01:29:39,750
I ratted on you and Mi.
1267
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:40,916
I was so upset
1268
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,333
and too devastated
1269
01:29:42,416 --> 01:29:44,208
yesterday.
1270
01:29:45,916 --> 01:29:48,166
I'm really sorry about this.
1271
01:29:50,833 --> 01:29:52,500
I said it's okay.
1272
01:29:54,416 --> 01:29:56,291
If you hadn't betrayed me,
1273
01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:58,125
Ox Head and Horse Face wouldn't have come.
1274
01:29:58,208 --> 01:29:59,583
Then that horrible ghost
1275
01:29:59,666 --> 01:30:01,541
might've really killed Mi.
1276
01:30:01,625 --> 01:30:02,958
You ratted at the perfect timing.
1277
01:30:03,041 --> 01:30:03,875
Thank you.
1278
01:30:14,250 --> 01:30:15,666
You're welcome.
1279
01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:43,833
Is a villain like me
1280
01:30:45,166 --> 01:30:48,708
qualified to take up
such a responsibility?
1281
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:52,208
I'm a villain.
1282
01:30:53,166 --> 01:30:55,333
Am I really capable?
1283
01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:05,250
Breaking news.
1284
01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:06,875
According to police investigations,
1285
01:31:06,958 --> 01:31:08,125
the murder suspect yesterday
1286
01:31:08,208 --> 01:31:10,333
is the same person who committed murder
1287
01:31:10,416 --> 01:31:12,708
last month at Shengli Fruit Shop.
1288
01:31:12,791 --> 01:31:15,333
The two cases have left
quite a few unanswered questions.
1289
01:31:15,416 --> 01:31:17,375
The cause of death of the suspect
1290
01:31:17,458 --> 01:31:21,125
will be revealed by tomorrow noon
after the autopsy.
1291
01:31:21,208 --> 01:31:23,916
Now, the international news...
1292
01:31:30,083 --> 01:31:32,125
Alan Shi.
1293
01:31:34,333 --> 01:31:36,541
Don't you love to tease me?
1294
01:32:07,458 --> 01:32:08,791
Confess your love to me.
1295
01:32:10,875 --> 01:32:12,208
Say you adore me.
1296
01:32:12,291 --> 01:32:13,750
So that I can reject you.
1297
01:32:13,833 --> 01:32:15,458
Then I'd feel much better.
1298
01:32:17,208 --> 01:32:18,916
Why the hassle?
1299
01:32:19,708 --> 01:32:21,583
I could just pretend
that I didn't hear you.
1300
01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:23,583
That's sly.
1301
01:32:35,833 --> 01:32:36,666
Kurumi.
1302
01:32:37,416 --> 01:32:38,333
Kurumi.
1303
01:32:39,583 --> 01:32:40,750
Kurumi.
1304
01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:43,625
Are you leaving us?
1305
01:32:44,291 --> 01:32:45,333
Wait for Alan.
1306
01:32:45,416 --> 01:32:47,500
He hasn't said goodbye to you.
1307
01:32:52,166 --> 01:32:54,125
Thank you for keeping me company,
1308
01:32:55,541 --> 01:32:56,958
for keeping us company.
1309
01:32:58,416 --> 01:33:02,333
I've had a great time.
1310
01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:05,916
Don't be scared.
1311
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,875
Alan said it's fun down there.
1312
01:33:08,958 --> 01:33:11,208
You will have a great time there.
1313
01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:14,541
When you arrive, go to him.
1314
01:33:14,625 --> 01:33:16,583
He'll take care of you.
1315
01:33:18,625 --> 01:33:21,041
And I'll take good care of myself,
1316
01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:23,583
so you don't have to worry.
1317
01:33:23,666 --> 01:33:25,333
It's all right.
1318
01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:54,250
I've always known
1319
01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:56,333
that you started all this.
1320
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:37,833
Charcoal.
1321
01:35:38,458 --> 01:35:40,916
Charcoal, wait for me!
1322
01:35:48,416 --> 01:35:51,416
I treated you like my sister.
1323
01:35:53,541 --> 01:35:55,083
If you wanted my head,
1324
01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:57,333
you should've just said so.
1325
01:36:01,041 --> 01:36:02,333
Have you forgotten?
1326
01:36:05,375 --> 01:36:08,083
Of course you've forgotten everything.
1327
01:36:09,208 --> 01:36:14,583
You drank the Mengpo soup
in front of me a dozen times!
1328
01:36:17,416 --> 01:36:20,750
You've forgotten it all completely!
1329
01:37:10,666 --> 01:37:12,000
Kurumi, why did you die?
1330
01:37:12,083 --> 01:37:13,333
How did you die? Does Mi know?
1331
01:37:13,416 --> 01:37:14,666
Does Mi know that you're dead?
1332
01:37:14,750 --> 01:37:15,958
Why did you come to me?
1333
01:37:16,041 --> 01:37:17,500
How did you know which hole I'm in?
1334
01:37:17,583 --> 01:37:18,416
You're awesome.
1335
01:37:18,500 --> 01:37:20,000
You are awesome, even in death.
1336
01:37:20,083 --> 01:37:20,916
How did you find me?
1337
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,000
Do you still remember me?
1338
01:37:22,083 --> 01:37:22,958
Kurumi, I'm
1339
01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:24,375
the pretty girl from last time.
1340
01:37:32,750 --> 01:37:34,375
Mi is in danger.
1341
01:38:01,833 --> 01:38:02,958
Ouija, Ouija.
1342
01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:05,291
May we know how you died?
1343
01:38:05,833 --> 01:38:06,875
Itโs taboo to ask.
1344
01:38:07,333 --> 01:38:10,000
-Struck dead by lightning!
-Struck dead by lightning!
1345
01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:11,416
How about...
1346
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:13,833
paying me back with a head?
1347
01:39:20,375 --> 01:39:22,708
Windy and rainy.
1348
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:26,000
Such resentment.
1349
01:39:26,083 --> 01:39:28,166
This is not a good sign.
1350
01:39:28,791 --> 01:39:31,500
Not good at all.
1351
01:39:32,041 --> 01:39:33,958
You are too stubborn.
1352
01:39:37,750 --> 01:39:39,166
When was the last time
1353
01:39:39,250 --> 01:39:41,250
you looked at your own face?
1354
01:39:41,916 --> 01:39:43,625
After I was confined in the well,
1355
01:39:43,708 --> 01:39:46,000
you took over this job.
1356
01:39:46,583 --> 01:39:48,708
How many ghosts did you have to kill?
1357
01:39:50,291 --> 01:39:51,416
One thousand?
1358
01:39:51,500 --> 01:39:52,750
Ten thousand?
1359
01:39:52,833 --> 01:39:56,625
In the underworld,
has any ghost even looked at you?
1360
01:39:58,500 --> 01:40:01,166
I was the Ox Head for 500 years.
1361
01:40:02,041 --> 01:40:04,625
When you can't stand those looks anymore,
1362
01:40:04,708 --> 01:40:06,750
you'll be just like me.
1363
01:40:07,250 --> 01:40:08,833
Don't listen to him.
1364
01:40:19,416 --> 01:40:21,375
Respect the boundary of two realms.
1365
01:40:27,708 --> 01:40:30,166
You're pulling the old tricks again.
1366
01:40:30,625 --> 01:40:32,791
Can't we just fight here?
1367
01:40:32,875 --> 01:40:33,916
Mi!
1368
01:40:52,791 --> 01:40:55,083
Where did you go?
1369
01:40:58,250 --> 01:40:59,500
Kurumi...
1370
01:41:00,666 --> 01:41:01,875
I know.
1371
01:41:02,708 --> 01:41:04,125
I know everything.
1372
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:06,125
Kurumi came to me.
1373
01:41:06,208 --> 01:41:08,416
She asked me to save you.
1374
01:41:08,500 --> 01:41:09,583
Charcoal.
1375
01:41:10,291 --> 01:41:11,875
The second law of gods of love.
1376
01:41:12,791 --> 01:41:14,291
The power of fate will protect you.
1377
01:41:17,458 --> 01:41:19,958
Don't worry.
The power of fate will protect you.
1378
01:41:25,500 --> 01:41:26,916
I'm sorry.
1379
01:41:27,791 --> 01:41:29,625
But we don't have our beads.
1380
01:41:34,416 --> 01:41:36,000
After I die,
1381
01:41:37,583 --> 01:41:39,875
we can be together, right?
1382
01:41:43,250 --> 01:41:45,583
Yes, we will be together.
1383
01:41:46,083 --> 01:41:48,500
We can be gods of love together.
1384
01:42:12,875 --> 01:42:16,833
Penance, letting go, and reincarnation?
1385
01:42:16,916 --> 01:42:20,000
They are all Yama's lies to ghosts!
1386
01:42:22,958 --> 01:42:24,708
I'm sorry.
1387
01:42:27,041 --> 01:42:28,708
I'm sorry.
1388
01:42:31,166 --> 01:42:33,916
The Great Beyond is right here!
1389
01:42:36,875 --> 01:42:39,166
The Great Beyond doesn't exist!
1390
01:43:08,500 --> 01:43:10,333
For 500 years,
1391
01:43:10,416 --> 01:43:12,708
the Great Beyond was right there!
1392
01:43:12,791 --> 01:43:16,791
I could see it, but I couldn't reach it!
1393
01:43:16,875 --> 01:43:21,916
I couldn't find peace on Earth
or in the underworld!
1394
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:26,458
Reincarnations are just
endless sufferings!
1395
01:43:26,541 --> 01:43:29,416
The Great Beyond doesn't exist!
1396
01:43:29,500 --> 01:43:32,041
It doesn't exist!
1397
01:43:40,291 --> 01:43:43,666
We can't let him turn into a demon!
1398
01:43:53,958 --> 01:43:55,500
I'm sorry,
1399
01:43:55,583 --> 01:43:57,333
but we won't have the chance
to reincarnate.
1400
01:43:57,416 --> 01:43:58,458
Reincarnation?
1401
01:43:58,541 --> 01:44:00,083
It has never been on my mind!
1402
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:37,208
Why?
1403
01:44:37,791 --> 01:44:39,125
Why?
1404
01:44:40,625 --> 01:44:43,958
Why?
1405
01:45:24,125 --> 01:45:27,250
I was a cactus, a fish,
1406
01:45:27,333 --> 01:45:28,625
and a cicada?
1407
01:45:47,958 --> 01:45:50,291
Thank you.
1408
01:45:50,375 --> 01:45:51,250
I was happy
1409
01:45:51,333 --> 01:45:52,541
during those seven days.
1410
01:45:53,375 --> 01:45:54,916
Thank you.
1411
01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:55,833
I was happy
1412
01:45:55,916 --> 01:45:57,000
for seven days.
1413
01:45:57,083 --> 01:45:57,958
Thank you.
1414
01:45:58,041 --> 01:45:59,833
I was happy for seven days.
1415
01:46:41,958 --> 01:46:43,166
Fellow bandits,
1416
01:46:43,958 --> 01:46:45,333
I'm sorry.
1417
01:46:45,666 --> 01:46:48,916
This cicada has been buried
for more than 10 years
1418
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:51,208
and it only has seven days left to live.
1419
01:46:51,791 --> 01:46:53,541
Why don't you do me a favor
1420
01:46:54,416 --> 01:46:56,458
and rob someone else?
1421
01:47:18,041 --> 01:47:19,833
No killing today!
1422
01:47:23,000 --> 01:47:24,000
Let's drink!
1423
01:47:27,041 --> 01:47:28,750
Thank you!
1424
01:47:28,833 --> 01:47:30,500
I was happy for seven days.
1425
01:47:30,583 --> 01:47:33,208
Thank you!
1426
01:47:33,291 --> 01:47:34,166
I was happy
1427
01:47:34,250 --> 01:47:35,208
for seven days.
1428
01:47:35,291 --> 01:47:36,333
Thank you!
1429
01:47:36,416 --> 01:47:38,083
I was happy for seven days!
1430
01:47:38,166 --> 01:47:40,041
Thank you!
1431
01:48:06,833 --> 01:48:09,000
I was happy for seven days!
1432
01:48:09,083 --> 01:48:10,875
Thank you!
1433
01:48:10,958 --> 01:48:12,125
I was happy
1434
01:48:12,208 --> 01:48:13,291
for seven days!
1435
01:48:13,375 --> 01:48:14,291
Thank you!
1436
01:48:14,375 --> 01:48:15,250
I was happy
1437
01:48:15,333 --> 01:48:16,208
for seven days!
1438
01:48:16,291 --> 01:48:18,041
Thank you!
1439
01:48:18,125 --> 01:48:19,958
I was happy!
1440
01:48:20,708 --> 01:48:22,666
It was just a small favor.
1441
01:48:24,958 --> 01:48:27,625
It was just a small favor.
1442
01:48:28,750 --> 01:48:31,250
It was just a small favor.
1443
01:48:39,833 --> 01:48:42,250
On to the next life...
1444
01:48:43,041 --> 01:48:45,875
No more next life...
1445
01:49:41,541 --> 01:49:43,250
Let's be together.
1446
01:49:45,458 --> 01:49:47,166
Let's be together.
1447
01:49:48,416 --> 01:49:51,000
Let's be together?
1448
01:50:51,958 --> 01:50:53,708
Even if your yes
lasts for only one second,
1449
01:50:53,791 --> 01:50:56,541
I'll still be
the happiest person in the world.
1450
01:50:56,625 --> 01:50:58,333
One second is not enough.
1451
01:51:00,083 --> 01:51:01,333
One second
1452
01:51:02,208 --> 01:51:03,666
is more than enough.
1453
01:51:19,625 --> 01:51:21,208
Wait for me.
1454
01:52:10,375 --> 01:52:12,750
Wait for me. Please don't disappear on me!
1455
01:52:12,833 --> 01:52:14,041
Don't vanish yet!
1456
01:52:16,416 --> 01:52:17,625
Mi.
1457
01:52:19,166 --> 01:52:20,916
When I was alive...
1458
01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:22,000
Alan Shi.
1459
01:52:22,166 --> 01:52:24,375
Your grades were terrible.
How did you get into Kaicheng?
1460
01:52:24,458 --> 01:52:26,375
-We were happy.
-I'm warning you.
1461
01:52:29,875 --> 01:52:31,416
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
1462
01:52:31,500 --> 01:52:32,375
Go to hell!
1463
01:52:33,458 --> 01:52:34,291
Stop!
1464
01:52:34,416 --> 01:52:36,000
I'm grateful that
1465
01:52:36,500 --> 01:52:38,416
in death,
1466
01:52:39,916 --> 01:52:41,833
I could meet you again.
1467
01:52:58,208 --> 01:52:59,666
I still...
1468
01:53:01,166 --> 01:53:03,333
I still owe you one second.
1469
01:53:03,708 --> 01:53:05,291
Some things
1470
01:53:06,291 --> 01:53:08,416
will last for 10,000 years.
1471
01:53:11,375 --> 01:53:12,708
10,000 years is a promise
1472
01:53:12,791 --> 01:53:14,000
for me to keep,
1473
01:53:14,791 --> 01:53:16,291
not for you.
1474
01:53:30,416 --> 01:53:31,291
Don't be a snail
1475
01:53:31,375 --> 01:53:33,125
if you're looking to reincarnate so soon.
1476
01:53:33,208 --> 01:53:34,208
I'm almost there.
1477
01:53:34,916 --> 01:53:36,541
Let it lie down on its belly first,
1478
01:53:36,625 --> 01:53:38,333
so its lungs will expand.
1479
01:53:38,416 --> 01:53:39,916
Okay, I'll be right there.
1480
01:54:11,208 --> 01:54:15,750
What if no gods of love
help us in our next life?
1481
01:54:16,208 --> 01:54:17,666
I remember now.
1482
01:54:18,958 --> 01:54:20,458
I remember now.
1483
01:54:22,500 --> 01:54:24,916
I'll find you.
1484
01:54:30,333 --> 01:54:31,833
When you turn 60 and no one wants you,
1485
01:54:32,333 --> 01:54:33,583
let's get married!
1486
01:54:33,666 --> 01:54:36,083
I've been asking her to marry me
since fifth grade.
1487
01:54:36,166 --> 01:54:37,541
This is destiny.
1488
01:54:37,833 --> 01:54:39,250
Some things
1489
01:54:39,333 --> 01:54:40,875
will last for 10,000 years!
1490
01:54:41,416 --> 01:54:42,416
Mi!
1491
01:54:45,625 --> 01:54:47,750
I think I'm in love with you.
1492
01:54:47,833 --> 01:54:49,375
Will you marry me?
1493
01:54:50,458 --> 01:54:51,708
Yes, I will.
1494
01:54:55,416 --> 01:54:56,958
I've finally found you.
1495
01:56:24,166 --> 01:56:25,666
Okay.
1496
01:56:37,083 --> 01:56:39,625
Beware
1497
01:56:50,666 --> 01:56:56,166
Poop
1498
01:56:56,666 --> 01:56:59,958
Cactus
1499
01:57:00,041 --> 01:57:03,750
Cicada
1500
01:57:03,833 --> 01:57:08,666
Clam
1501
01:57:08,750 --> 01:57:13,083
Immortal jellyfish
1502
01:57:13,166 --> 01:57:18,125
Snail
1503
01:57:18,208 --> 01:57:23,125
Cockroach
1504
01:57:23,208 --> 01:57:27,000
Chameleon
1505
01:57:27,083 --> 01:57:31,208
Lobster
1506
01:57:31,291 --> 01:57:36,208
Bat
1507
01:57:36,291 --> 01:57:42,416
Python
1508
01:57:42,500 --> 01:57:46,500
Dove
1509
01:57:46,583 --> 01:57:51,583
Pig
1510
01:57:51,666 --> 01:57:55,750
Sea turtle
1511
01:57:55,833 --> 01:58:00,666
Penguin
1512
01:58:00,750 --> 01:58:05,666
Formosan black bear
1513
01:58:05,750 --> 01:58:09,833
Alpaca
1514
01:58:09,916 --> 01:58:14,041
Dolphin
1515
01:58:14,125 --> 01:58:18,250
Monkey
1516
01:58:18,333 --> 01:58:23,000
Dog
1517
01:58:23,083 --> 01:58:27,583
Human being
1518
01:58:27,666 --> 01:58:31,958
Cat
1519
01:58:32,041 --> 01:58:37,041
Merit chart for reincarnation
1520
01:58:38,666 --> 01:58:39,958
Are you sure?
1521
01:58:40,041 --> 01:58:41,750
I've never heard of it.
1522
01:58:41,833 --> 01:58:43,000
I'm sure.
1523
01:58:43,083 --> 01:58:44,333
Besides, look.
1524
01:58:44,416 --> 01:58:45,875
I even applied for a birthmark.
1525
01:58:45,958 --> 01:58:48,000
So who told you?
1526
01:58:48,083 --> 01:58:49,916
Are you sure about this?
1527
01:58:50,583 --> 01:58:51,416
Anyway,
1528
01:58:51,500 --> 01:58:52,625
when you recognize me,
1529
01:58:52,708 --> 01:58:54,583
tie a red string between me and Charcoal.
1530
01:58:54,666 --> 01:58:56,458
The minute you see me, okay?
1531
01:58:58,416 --> 01:59:02,041
Bye.
1532
01:59:17,541 --> 01:59:18,541
One, two, three.
1533
01:59:22,125 --> 01:59:23,041
Okay.
1534
01:59:23,250 --> 01:59:24,125
It has a crack here.
1535
01:59:24,208 --> 01:59:25,833
Is it sunburned?
1536
01:59:25,916 --> 01:59:27,875
Its shell looks all right.
1537
01:59:28,500 --> 01:59:29,625
Let's see.
1538
01:59:30,750 --> 01:59:31,916
But its head
1539
01:59:32,708 --> 01:59:33,875
is a bit infected.
1540
01:59:35,208 --> 01:59:36,166
Look.
1541
01:59:36,250 --> 01:59:38,583
By the way,
did you change my flight again?
1542
01:59:38,666 --> 01:59:40,958
At this rate, I'll never see the auroras.
1543
01:59:41,041 --> 01:59:42,291
Do you know that the auroras
1544
01:59:42,375 --> 01:59:45,583
are the solar wind blown
from the surface of the sun?
1545
01:59:45,666 --> 01:59:46,708
When it hits Earth,
1546
01:59:46,791 --> 01:59:50,666
the high energy
of the charged particles of the solar wind
1547
01:59:50,750 --> 01:59:52,208
will move towards the two poles...
1548
01:59:52,333 --> 01:59:53,833
What are you looking at?
1549
01:59:54,500 --> 01:59:56,083
Your snail is ugly.
1550
01:59:56,166 --> 01:59:57,541
Your pet is uglier.
1551
01:59:58,583 --> 02:00:01,500
You're uglier than your snail.
1552
02:00:01,583 --> 02:00:03,333
You're ugly, your chicken is ugly,
1553
02:00:03,416 --> 02:00:05,083
and your whole family is ugly.
1554
02:00:06,166 --> 02:00:07,750
My teacher said only ugly people
1555
02:00:07,833 --> 02:00:09,458
will say that other people are ugly.
1556
02:00:10,875 --> 02:00:12,000
Please.
1557
02:00:12,083 --> 02:00:14,166
You said I was ugly first.
1558
02:00:14,250 --> 02:00:17,833
Besides, the owner
of my usual breakfast place calls me
1559
02:00:17,916 --> 02:00:21,291
"handsome little boy."
1560
02:00:21,375 --> 02:00:23,666
You're not only ugly but also dumb.
1561
02:00:24,625 --> 02:00:25,875
My charm
1562
02:00:25,958 --> 02:00:28,083
will last for 10,000 years.
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