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Welcome to future leaders united in business,

or as I like to call it the flub club.

Some of you are here because you are

highly motivated, success-driven overachievers.

And some... I don't know why you're here.

♪ How about a boogie shake? ♪

♪ Shake, shake! ♪

Seriously, why are you here?

Well, um, see, we signed up late for clubs,

so it was either this or clog dancing.

Señorita Rodriguez, do we need special shoes for business?

No, but let's get down to business.

All right, I'm going to divide you into 2 teams.

Reg, Troy, ambrosia, you are team one.

Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea, you are team 2.

Your first task is to come up with a team name.

Got it.

Our team name is dynamo.

Ok, done!

What is your team name?

Yeah, I don't know,

but we're going bowling on Saturday.

Ok, I see I'm going to have to name you.

What is the opposite of dynamo?

Uh... slow-mo?

Good enough.

Ok, dynamos, slow-mos, your second task

is to create, advertise, and sell a product

that students can use in their lockers.

Got it.

Now y'all really need to stop doin' that.

If you can't stand the heat,

please get out of the Kitchen.

We're not even in a Kitchen!

And they call us slow-mos.

Look, we don't want to get

all competitive with you guys.

Yeah, so if y'all really want to win

this little business thingy,

be our guest.

Oh, did I mention the prize for this little "thingy"

is a super shopping spree at the mall?

A super shopping spree?

Slow-mos huddle up!

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪ ♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride with Rae now ♪

♪ you know the future looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Ok. Let's figure out what we're gonna do

about this contest.

Now, what do kids need in their lockers?

Uh.

Oh! Oh!

Man, Eddie, what died in there?

Well, let's see I got my gym socks in here.

Oh, this is my lunch from last week.

And my mold experiment from science class.

Eww!

Or is this my lunch?

You know what, you guys?

I have a great idea!

Ew!

It's gonna sell like hotcakes.

That's it, Rae. We'll sell hotcakes.

No, Chels. French toast?

Chels, has to be for your locker.

Locker waffles?

Shh!

Listen to me. We are going to make

locker deodorizers!

Aah!

Oh, yeah, that's it, Rae. Good idea.

I mean, Eddie can't be the only one in school with a stank locker.

So you guys really think these locker deodorizers will sell?

Ohh! I don't know,

but you are definitely getting the first one.

Ya nasty.

Hey, Cory, I... What the heck?

Dad, could you be a pal and close the door?

I'm catchin' a draft.

You got a hot tub?

Cool, huh? It came this morning.

Look, Cory, I can't deal with this right now.

I'm too stressed out.

Look, I'm swamped at work, my taxes are due, and...

How can you afford this?

I got it on my tax refund.

That's why I always file early.

Yeah, I guess I'll remember that next time.

Dad, you really need to relax.

No, what I need for is this hot tub to get out of here.

Look, I want it gone by tomorrow.

How did you even get it through the door?

Water angels!

Water angels!

And we will be selling locker organizers.

Very clever, dynamos.

You heard her. We're clever.

And what have we here?

It's a locker deodorizer.

Yeah, we call them "stank away."

I'm impressed, slow-mos.

Heh! She's impressed!

Well, both teams have interesting products,

but in business the proof is in the profits.

So whichever team makes the most money,

will win the super shopping spree.

And for the other, I will say...

Hasta la vista.

Prepare to be demolished, slow-mos.

We have the most professional and proficient marketing strategy

this school has ever seen.

Yeah? Yeah? Well, we've got a big arrow.

Locker deodorizers right this way, y'all!

Right this way!

Hey-eh, everybody! How you doin'?

I'm gonna tell you somethin'

that I know you don't want to hear.

Ya locker stank.

That's why we have this for you!

Stank away handmade organic locker deodorizers.

Yes! You've got to deodorize... Ha ha!

Scent-ititize!

Hallelujah.

So the the stank won't rise and burn your eyes!

Can I get a sniffness?

All right.

Ok, y'all, step right up.

We got pine forest, lemon fresh, and misty ocean.

These all smell the same.

Oh, really, ambrosia?

Ok, don't block the line then.

Here it is, ha! The locker wizard.

You got your drawers, you got your shelves,

and you've got your hooks.

Now step right up, everybody.

Please have your money ready.

How are the slow-mos doing?

Big arrow was really bringing in the crowd.

There's no way they're gonna beat us.

We gotta crush them.

You don't mean... That's right.

Oh, no! They got a bigger arrow.

With lights.

You know what we have to do?

You mean... That's right.

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ooh ♪

♪ here we go ♪

Time's up. Stop selling.

Reg, big chicken, cough up the cash.

Ok.

I will tally the results

and announce the winner at out flub club meeting,

where one team will go shopping,

and the other will hear me say

hasta la vista.

Dad?

Oh! Hey, son.

Is it 3:30 already?

Where did the day go?

What are you doing in my hot tub?

Well, I thought about what you said

about needing to relax and...

Thanks to your tub, I am bubblin' my stress away.

Well, I am happy for you,

but I already called the guy to come pick it up.

Oh, yeah, he rang the doorbell,

but I was too relaxed to answer it.

So the tub's staying then?

Good, 'cause I had a long day at school,

and I could really use a soak.

Uh-uh! Not until you finish your homework.

Homework? Dad, come on!

Hey, hey, schoolwork comes first.

You better get started.

Fine.

Ooh! Turbo jets.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Ahh!

Ok, I've counted all the money,

and we have a winner.

Dynamos... Yes!

Hasta la vista.

What?

Ha ha ha!

The winning team is Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea,

the slow-mos.

Aah!

You know how we do! Don't hang!

I told you we should've gotten an animal suit,

but, no, you had to think inside the box.

The big arrow was fine.

Somebody didn't dance enough with it.

Know what, you guys?

I am so glad we're not competitive, you know, like them.

Yeah, that's because we're friends,

and we got each other's backs, y'all.

And that's why we won.

Ok, prize, prize, prize.

Off to the mall we go, slow-mos.

Hook it up, hey!

Not so fast, slow-mos.

The competition is not over yet.

You see, there is twist.

Only one of you is getting the shopping spree.

What? Which one?

The one who makes the most money selling a new product.

Because, you see,

now you will be competing against each other.

♪ Da da dun! ♪

Just trying to amp up the tension.

Mmm! I can't believe Rodriguez

is making us compete against each other.

Yeah, ok, and you know what?

We are not gonna turn against each other like the dynamos

over some stupid shopping spree.

Some... once-in-a-lifetime dream shopping spree.

Ai!

Rae, come back.

Huh? Oh, yeah, sorry.

Ok, if we're gonna do this,

we have to make a pact that it will not get ugly.

Hey, well, it might be fun to have

a little friendly competition, y'all.

Yeah, but I can't think of what to sell.

Don't worry about that. Me, neither.

Yeah. Me, neither.

Raven, your popcorn stand is popping!

Aah! I just had a vision!

I know what I'm gonna sell!

It is gonna be hot!

Really? Well, what is it?

Huh? Uh... nothin'.

What do you think, I'm gonna steal it or something, Rae?

Eddie! Of course not! Please!

Well, why won't you tell us?

Yeah, Rae, that's not really fair,

using your visions to beat us.

Uh-uh-uh. Now listen to me, people.

It's just business. Strictly business.

Fine. Fine then.

I'm not gonna tell you my idea.

Uh, Chels, I thought you didn't have one.

Well, I don't, but, uh, when I get one,

I'm not tellin' ya.

Yeah, yeah. And the idea I don't have

is gonna be better than the both of yours. Ha.

Oh ho ho! Keep dreaming/

you know why?

'Cause I'm gonna win that shopping trip, ok?

Oh, yeah? Well, you're goin' down!

Yeah! You, too, mister!

Hey!

Dad, what are you doing?!

Oh, hey, son, you know the chill grill staff, right?

Hey.

Why aren't they at the chill grill?

Well, you see, everybody's so stressed out at work

that we thought we'd relax

while we have our staff meeting.

Dad, can I talk to you alone?

Hey, you guys mind?

Ok, son, you better make it quick.

Ok. Dad, you keep talking about your stress,

but I have stress, too.

Son, you're a kid.

What kind of stress could you have?

Well, let's see.

I've got 4 tests and a paper due this week,

I'm worried about my social life, my future,

and I've got a dad who's living in my hot tub

that I bought to relax in.

Oh, son, I'm sorry. I didn't realize.

Of course you have your own kind of stress,

and I should have been sensitive to that.

That's ok, dad.

Tell you what.

How about we move the hot tub to the backyard?

That way we both can use it,

and, uh, I get my room back.

Yeah. Yeah, that sounds fair.

All right, dad.

Whoa. And, dad?

Yeah, son?

The staff?

Oh, right!

Thinking caps! Get your thinking caps here!

Oh, I get it.

A brain on a hat.

Oh, Chelsea, very clever.

Thank you very much.

No, "think" you.

Did she just rip me off?

I think she did!

Your face on a t-shirt, $10!

And for 20 bucks, you can have my face.

Big smile, man, all right?

Another great idea.

Yeah, it's pretty cool, too. See?

All I have to do is let the camera take the picture,

and it prints it right out on a t-shirt.

10 bucks.

Very impressive, Eduardo.

Uh, can you show me how this thing works again?

Oh, yeah. No doubt.

Ok.

Big smile now, all right?

Look at that.

All right.

Ooh!

That'll be 10 bucks.

Oh, do you have change for a 50?

Yeah.

100?

Yeah.

200?

Yeah.

Ooh. Ooh, something smells good.

Yeah, smell like Turkey necks.

Aw, she jacked me for a t-shirt!

Popcorn here! Get your popcorn!

Freshly popped popcorn for your corn-eatin' pleasure,

by Raven Ravenpopper.

So, what do you have for me?

I mean, how's business?

Oh, it is on and poppin'.

Here you go.

I'll need to take a sample for testing purposes.

Oh, most definitely.

Totally understand.

Uh-heh.

That's very generous, but I think I'll need a capful.

A what?

Oh, spare me!

I'll get back to you with my results.

Uh-huh, you better get back to me with my 2.50!

All right, your mother's gonna love

her birthday present, mad dog.

Ha ha! Hey, you look like a girl.

Uh, not you, the t-shirt.

See, something' went wrong.

It's a good thing you don't have a sister, my brother,

because she'd be one ugly...

You got a sister, don't you?

Ha ha ha! I'm this way.

Calm down, you guys. Everyone's getting their money back.

Hey, Chels, somebody messed with my computer.

You wouldn't happen to know anything about it, would you?

Wait a minute.

Somebody put itching powder in my thinking caps.

You wouldn't happen to know anything about this,

would you?

No, but I bet the same person that messed with your caps

is the same person that messed with my computer.

Who would do something like that?

Someone that would do anything for a shopping spree.

Yeah.

Raven!

Great. Well, better go check out the competition.

Hey, you guys! What's goin' on?

Like you don't know.

Actually, I don't.

Oh, ok. Well, does this mean anything to you?

You stuck your head in poison Ivy?

Really? Yes, I did once.

But that's not why I'm doing it.

Oh.

Look. And I suppose you had nothing to do with this!

You know what? That is a really good picture

of mad dog's sister.

No, it is a really bad picture of mad dog.

Somebody messed with my computer, Rae.

Wait a second. Are you accusing me?

Um, are you accusing me of accusing you?

Yes. So you confess?

Wait. What are you guys talking about?

You know what? I would never do anything to cheat.

If you guys actually think I would do something to sabotage you,

I don't even know why we're friends.

We were thinking the same thing.

Raven, your popcorn stand is popping!

I know. It's on and pop, pop, poppin'.

Yes, it is... All over the school!

Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop!

What?!

Oh, snap!

Ok, wait a second!

Y'all owe me money for that!

I better have my money when I get back!

Aah!

You sabotaged my popcorn machine!

Rae, why would we do that?

I don't know. Maybe because you thought that I sabotaged yours,

which, ha ha, I didn't.

Well, we didn't do anything, ok, Rae?

At least, I didn't.

Well, hey, what do you think, I did this?

Everyone, drop that popcorn and get back to class!

Rae, let's stop your crazy machine

before the whole school is filled!

Ok, ok, I'm goin' in!

She's been under too long.

I know. The suspense is killing me.

We got to go in there and get her.

Let's do it.

Whoa!

This is better than the movies.

I did it!

Eddie and Chelsea are down there!

They went in to save you!

Ok.

Raven just went down to save you!

Man!

Raven, Eddie and Chelsea, they just...

Just wait here.

Rae, you ok?

Hey, you guys, yeah. Are you ok?

A little salty, but, um, I'm ok.

Wait a second.

Even though you guys thought I messed you up,

you still tried to save me?

Well, uh, even after we said all those crazy things to you, Rae,

you still tried to save us.

You know what?

Look what this competition has done to us.

It's turned us against each other.

Well, let's never let it happen again, ok, you guys?

Ok, we're best friends, and let's stay that way.

Yeah.

I love happy endings.

Well, I guess we'll never know who messed us up then.

Aah!

Oh, I did not see that coming!

Aah! Aah!

Reg?

Reg? What are you doing underneath there?

You guys didn't deserve to win!

You know nothing about business!

So it was you, huh?

Everyone, report to the flub club immediately.

I'm sorry for what I did.

I just can't stand... Losing.

Reg, you can think about that

when you're cleaning up the popcorn.

And for the rest of you,

I think we learned two valuable lessons today.

Competition can bring out the worst in people,

and never eat popcorn out of an itching cap.

So, um, señorita,

who's getting the shopping spree?

Well, I think the only fair thing

would be for the 3 of you to share it.

All right.

But there's another twist.

Unfortunately, most of the merchants refused to participate.

They said I took too many freebies.

But I did manage to get you a gift certificate

to one of the most popular stores in the mall.

Aah!

Popcorn town?!

Hasta la vista.

Man!

Well, at least it's free.

Hey! I wonder what they sell there?

Dad, come on! You've been in the hot tub for 3 days!

You're gonna shrivel up into nothing!

Too late!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Ok, it was just a bad dream.

It wasn't a dream!

Aah! Mommy!

Son, I was just cleaning up some water.

Well, back to the tub.

♪ Yeah! ♪