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Oh, she's here! Everybody,
you know the drill.
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Good morning, my artistes.
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Good morning, Ms. Petuto!
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All righty, class,
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the assignment was to create
an art project with a message.
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I can't wait to see
how you've done.
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Ooh, Chelse, come on, let's
get this garbage off the table.
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You gotta show your
project. Come on.
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Uhh, girl, someone glued
your garbage together.
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Yeah, Rae, I did.
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It's my project.
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Really?
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Yeah, the message
is about how our world
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has become a giant dump
for our consumer culture, see?
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Do you like it?
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Uh, yeah, I love it!
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Rae... every time you
lie, your voice gets all high.
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That is not true!
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All right, people, dazzle me.
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I did a self-portrait,
Ms. Petuto.
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I call it black velvet
on black velvet.
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And the message is...
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I look good on velvet.
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Ok, ok. Moving along...
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Raven, I see you've
done a collage of shoes...
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Again.
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Ha ha! Now, now, Ms. Petuto,
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last time, remember,
it was flip-flops, ok?
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Now, this is totally different.
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It's strap-ees.
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Strap-ees?!
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I know, I know!
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People! Come on!
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Where's the art that
makes me think?!
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Where's the art
that makes me feel?!
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Where's the art that...
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Makes me worry that our planet
has become a giant dump heap
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for our consumer culture?
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Where have I heard that before?
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You just said it.
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Oh, right.
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My art project.
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Oh... oh, Chelse... I love this.
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Thank you.
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You're a true artist.
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Ohh, really, Ms. Petuto?
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No one's ever said
that to me before.
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This is amazing.
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In fact, there's a student
art show coming up,
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and if you create a new piece,
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I would love to submit it.
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Thank you, Ms. Petuto.
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Good work.
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Oh, congratulations, Chelse!
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Yeah, we didn't know
art was your thing, girl.
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Oh, yeah, I have always
wanted to be an artist.
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Really?
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Yeah, I was just... I
don't know, you guys,
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I was always afraid
to express myself.
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Hey, Chelse, if you want to
become an artist, girl, don't hold back.
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Let it out.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'm an artist!
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Ok, maybe... maybe you
need to bring that back in.
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♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, ray!
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪
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♪ I try to save the situation ♪
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♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪
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♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪
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♪ hey, now, say now ♪
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♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪
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♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪
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♪ and the future
looks great now ♪
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♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪
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yep, that's me.
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Ooh, Chelse startin'
her art project!
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Ok, let me guess, let
me guess what it is.
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Ok, got it.
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It is the chaos and confusion...
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in the world, right?!
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Rae, I'm just
cleaning my brushes.
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Gotta love ya, Chelse.
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Actually, Rae, I'm
a nervous wreck.
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I can't think of anything
to do for the art show.
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Oh, stop trippin', girl. You
are so creative and talented.
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I'm sure something will hit ya,
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and it's probably
right under your nose.
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Really?
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Not literally, Chelse.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Oh!
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Rae, the way the
light's hitting you now.
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Wait, don't move.
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Wait, why can't I
move, now? Don't...
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Because, Rae... Huh, what?
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You're my inspiration.
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Will you be my model?
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A model? You mean
like in a painting?
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Better... better...
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A sculpture.
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A sculpture? Yes!
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Now, wait, like a statue? Yeah.
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You can make me as the thinker.
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Ok, maybe that's not a good one.
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Venus de Milo.
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Not so much? Ok, let me think.
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Got it, got it,
Venus de Williams.
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You know what, Rae?
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Actually, you should
just be yourself.
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Ok, ok. I can do
that. Ready, ready.
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Ok, now, you're somewhere
in this lump of Clay.
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I just have to take
away the parts
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that, you know, aren't you.
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Ok, um... All right,
that's not you...
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That's not you...
What the heck is that?
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All right, that's
not you... Hmm...
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That is you.
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Hi, honey.
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How was school?
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Boy, did I need that. Whoo!
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Rough day?
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The worst ever!
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They wanted to
cut down our sugar,
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so they took out all
the soda machines.
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Why don't they ban
useless stuff, like homework?
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Not before dinner.
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I don't know where you picked
up these bad eating habits.
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I forgot the hot fudge.
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Ok, I'm starting to get a clue.
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Mmm! Cookies!
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No more cookies,
no more ice cream.
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Why not?!
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Because they banned
sodas at Corey's school today,
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and I think we should
follow their example.
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From now on, this
family is cutting out sugar.
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What?! What?!
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Corey, your mom's right.
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We should all make a
commitment to eating healthier.
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Now, I'm gonna throw this out.
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Victor!
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Ohh...
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No... no, dad, dad,
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think about what you're doing.
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Mom, this is a bad thing.
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Oh, honey, this is a good thing.
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Just think, you'll feel better,
and you'll save money.
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Money?
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Yes. Think of how
much you kids spend
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buying sodas at school.
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Yeah. Yeah...
That's a lot of cash.
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Mmm! Your soda
formula is delicious!
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William, you are a genius!
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No, selling it in milk
cartons to kids at school,
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you're the genius.
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Heh, can't argue with that.
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Man, we're gonna make a fortune.
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But what if we get in trouble?
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William, relax.
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We've got nothing to hide.
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Corey?
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Quick! Hide everything!
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And the big, bad wolf said,
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"I will huff and
I will puff and..."
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Oh, hey, mom.
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"And I will blow
your house down."
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What are you guys doing?
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Oh, nothing, just
reading William a story.
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Is something bubbling?
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Oh.
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That's William's stomach.
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You see, these stories
make him nervous.
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Sweetheart, they
lived happily ever after.
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That's what they
want you to think.
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Ok, ok. I'll see you
guys later, then.
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See you later, mom.
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I love you. You, too.
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Ok, let's get back to work.
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Drum roll, please.
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Ladies and... Eddie...
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My masterpiece.
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- Ohh...
- Wait, wait, wait.
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Whoa, yo, Chelse,
this is tight, yo.
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It's called Raven
in Clay and feathers.
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Wow, well, it does
kind of look like Rae.
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Except for the giant
beak and feathers.
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Well, it's Raven as
an actual Raven, see?
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Rae, what do you think of it?
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I mean, honestly?
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I think it's tight!
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Wait a minute.
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That's your lying voice.
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No, it's not!
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You hate it.
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No, I never said that.
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Come on, Rae, your
squeak said it all.
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No, the squeak happened because
you made me a freak with a beak.
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So that's what you
really think of my art?
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Is this what you
think of my face?
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Man, Rae, I cannot
believe I let you inspire me.
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A beak?
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She gave me a beak!
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Am I in the wrong?
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Oh, snap! What did you see?!
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Ok, well, first... ohh!
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Pretty much that.
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Not good.
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Man, when Chelsea sees
this, she is gonna lose it, Rae.
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And she knows
that I hate her statue.
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She's gonna think that
I broke it on purpose.
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We gotta put this back together.
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What do you mean "we"? Hey!
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I just realized something.
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Oh, my goodness, here she comes!
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I should stay. Raven
should leave. Where is she?
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I'm sure she's
somewhere holding still.
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And why is my statue covered?
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Uh, uh, Chelse,
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see, the thing about
that is it's bad luck
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for an artist to see
their work before a show.
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Ohh, really? Thanks, Eddie.
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I mean, this is my moment, ok?
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Everything has to
fall right into place.
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I'm sure it already has.
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Anyway, I better get this
thing on over to the gallery.
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Hey, Chelse, you
can't do that, either.
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Why not?
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Because it's also bad luck
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for an artist to take their
own work to a gallery,
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so I'll bring it over for you.
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Oh, thanks, Eddie.
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Man, I cannot keep up
with these art superstitions.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Eddie, when Chelsea
steps into that gallery,
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there has got to
be a statue there.
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I gotta put this back together.
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Forget it, Rae. There is no way.
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Hello? I could use some
positivity right now, ok?
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Ok, well, I am positive
that there is no way.
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Ahem.
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Can I help you?
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Word in the hall is
you got the fizzy milk.
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I might.
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You got something for me?
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Now you speakin' my language.
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What kinda milk you want?
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Grape or red?
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Uh, you got root beer?
261
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:03,366
He said, "grape
or red," didn't he?
262
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,399
Ok, ok, ok.
263
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,567
Um, i-I'll take red.
264
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,299
Thanks.
265
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,800
Wait.
266
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,834
Before you go...
267
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,000
Wear one of these.
268
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:19,599
Milk mustache.
269
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,366
You guys thought of everything.
270
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,833
Yes, we did.
271
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,400
Now walk away.
272
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,966
Hello?
273
00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:40,232
No, I'm sorry, Corey's
not here right now.
274
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:45,200
Uh, yeah, I can give
him the message.
275
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,966
Uh, Corey?
276
00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:51,499
Just got a message from
some kid named "sweet tooth,"
277
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:56,466
and he said he wanted to
come by and pick up a quart.
278
00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:57,000
Quart of what?
279
00:13:57,001 --> 00:13:59,199
I don't know what
he's talking about,
280
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,999
but, um, i-if he calls back,
281
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,466
tell him if I did have a quart,
282
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:06,499
he'd find it on the back porch,
283
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,934
and I'd find 5
bucks under the mat.
284
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,867
Oh, he is definitely
up to something.
285
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:25,733
Oh, my gosh, man.
286
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:29,599
I can't believe Rae
actually put it back together.
287
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,600
It looks great!
288
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:33,033
Thank you. Hey!
289
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,999
What are you
doin' in there, girl?
290
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,499
Well, I couldn't put
the statue back together
291
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,699
and it is called Raven
in Clay and feathers,
292
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:41,099
so I just put on some
Clay and feathers.
293
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,366
Wow. How did you get down here?
294
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:45,199
I flew.
295
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,999
How do you think
I got down here?
296
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,399
I rode the bus.
297
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,499
Oh, and by the way,
298
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,866
um, I was not the
only statue on that bus.
299
00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:57,866
This is a very, very weird city.
300
00:14:57,867 --> 00:15:00,233
Oh! It's Ms. Petuto.
Act natural.
301
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:08,100
Eddie... Hey, Ms. Petuto.
302
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,933
That was me whistling,
not the statue, you know,
303
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:17,400
'cause everybody knows
that a statue can't whistle.
304
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,199
Y'all enjoy the show.
305
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,299
I know you'll love this piece.
306
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:27,299
It was done by one
of my most talented
307
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,199
Chelsea Daniels.
308
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,866
Can't we just talk about us?
309
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:36,466
We've been down
this road, Arthur.
310
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,199
We're over.
311
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,099
Let's just keep it professional.
312
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,133
Fine.
313
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,666
Very interesting
piece, quite lifelike.
314
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:49,766
Yes, it was inspired
by another student:
315
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:56,100
Raven Baxter, who has a
bad case of shoes on the brain.
316
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:04,132
Oh, very mature, Arthur.
317
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:05,199
What?
318
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,499
You see? This is
why we broke up.
319
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:13,900
Pumpkin? I can change.
320
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,399
Hey, hey, hey, I fooled them!
321
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,999
Oh, my goodness.
This is so tight.
322
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,466
Now all I have to
do is just keep cool
323
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,567
so Chelsea can have her moment.
324
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,099
Was that you?
325
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,099
Yeah, that was my stomach.
326
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,499
It took me so long to
put this thing together
327
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,766
I didn't even get
a chance to eat.
328
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,099
Can you go get me something?
329
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:34,900
Polly want a cracker?
330
00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:38,667
If you don't get over there
and get me something to eat...
331
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,367
Oh, thanks, Rae!
332
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:57,999
Eddie...
333
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,966
Forget this. Look, I
got you some noodles.
334
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:04,232
Put 'em in my mouth.
Early bird gets the worm.
335
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:07,499
In my other mouth.
336
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,733
You a cranky statue, too.
337
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,934
Mmm.
338
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:17,133
Hurry up, Rae, there's Chelsea.
339
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,833
There it is.
340
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:21,966
My statue in an art gallery.
341
00:17:21,967 --> 00:17:22,500
This is so cool.
342
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,866
I just want to dust it off
before the judges see it.
343
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,966
Hey! You know, Chelsea,
344
00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:29,966
there's another superstition,
you know, regarding...
345
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,233
Ok, I'll take my chances.
346
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:43,466
All right, almost perfect.
347
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:45,366
I just want to chisel
a little off the...
348
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:46,999
Hey, you know what, Chelse?
349
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,232
It looks great, ya know?
350
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:51,232
Hey, let's go get some food.
351
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,700
Ooh.
352
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,100
Ah-choo!
353
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:08,600
Hmm. Man, I forgot how
good milk could taste.
354
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,366
Wait a minute...
355
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:15,600
Somebody filled
this carton with soda.
356
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:17,966
Corey...
357
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:20,599
Why does this milk
taste like grape soda?
358
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,299
It came from a purple cow?
359
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,967
Corey.
360
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:32,567
Ok, William and I made a
batch and sold it at school.
361
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:36,999
Corey, you are out
of the soda business.
362
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,466
And you're gonna donate
all that money you made
363
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,133
back to your school.
364
00:18:40,134 --> 00:18:41,833
And I'm calling
William's mother.
365
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:44,467
I have her number in my cell.
366
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,299
What is that?
367
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,233
My cell phone.
368
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,466
Hello, William's mother?
369
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,199
This is Corey's mother.
370
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,566
Tonya?
371
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:01,600
Hang up the chocolate.
372
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,132
Ok, I just... I had
such a craving.
373
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,099
Yeah, I think we can safely say
374
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,466
that banning sugar in this house
375
00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:09,999
has not been very successful.
376
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,366
But you know what?
377
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,399
I think we should cut back,
378
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:19,999
so I say we cut
back this much...
379
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,500
And have this much right now.
380
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,499
I got you something
easy to eat this time, Rae.
381
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,200
Ooh!
382
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:34,666
Mm-mmm. This is
good. What is this?
383
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:37,099
A hot and spicy
jalapeño pepper pop.
384
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,499
What?
385
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,766
A jalapeño pepper popper?
386
00:19:39,767 --> 00:19:41,866
You picked a potentially
painful pepper popper
387
00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:44,667
to pop into my pecker?
388
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,400
Possibly.
389
00:19:46,401 --> 00:19:50,599
H-hot! Hot! Water!
Water! Lots of water!
390
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,199
Not right... you can't have
no water right now, Rae.
391
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,734
Oh, here come the judge.
392
00:19:57,734 --> 00:19:59,766
Hello, your honors.
393
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:00,767
Hello.
394
00:20:00,768 --> 00:20:04,199
Um, well, I worked
very hard on this piece,
395
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,132
and I really hope you like it.
396
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,199
Amazing use of texture.
397
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,000
I mean it...
398
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:13,600
It almost looks
like it's... Sweating.
399
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,599
And crying.
400
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,366
I mean, I can really
feel the intensity,
401
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:22,933
like there's a pressure
building from within the piece.
402
00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:23,800
I wouldn't stand too close.
403
00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:27,399
Well, what I was going
for here is, I wanted to...
404
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,466
Chelsea, let your
art speak for itself.
405
00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:34,599
Water! Aah!
406
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,132
Aah!
407
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,300
Water, water...
408
00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:43,500
Rae, what happened to my statue?
409
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,734
Um, I broke it.
410
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:48,999
What, you hated it that much?
411
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,499
No, Chelse, no. It was
a total accident, girl.
412
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,599
So, what, you covered
yourself in Clay and feathers
413
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,899
and pretended like
you were my statue?
414
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,132
Yeah.
415
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,399
I'm really sorry.
416
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,800
Sorry?
417
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,767
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
418
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,132
Rae, I'm sorry if my
statue hurt your feelings.
419
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:13,199
No, girl, no, I was... I
was way too sensitive.
420
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,366
I just wanted to be
captured as beautiful,
421
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,299
and you know what?
422
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:21,800
I was captured as beautiful
because it came from you.
423
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,733
My best friend.
424
00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:29,734
Rae... Oh.
425
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,399
Mmm. This is really good.
426
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,799
What do you call this, mom?
427
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,232
Fresh fruit.
428
00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:50,367
I could get into this.
429
00:21:53,867 --> 00:21:55,232
How y'all doin'?
430
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:56,766
Hey, Rae. Hey, Rae. Hey, Rae.
431
00:21:56,767 --> 00:22:00,900
Ok, now she's up to something.
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