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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,798 --> 00:00:09,798 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:32,267 --> 00:00:33,267 Twenty years. 3 00:00:33,475 --> 00:00:37,517 Twenty years of slaving away so my family wants for nothing. 4 00:00:39,225 --> 00:00:41,183 I never counted the hours. Why not? 5 00:00:41,392 --> 00:00:43,683 You tell me. Why not? 6 00:00:43,892 --> 00:00:47,850 Work to home, home to work... Not a single affair. 7 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,642 I never moved an inch. Nothing! 8 00:00:53,017 --> 00:00:54,850 I'm a model citizen. 9 00:00:56,558 --> 00:00:59,808 I don't smoke, seldom drink, 10 00:01:00,392 --> 00:01:02,475 I recycle my waste... 11 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:05,267 I even bought the Enfoirés album. 12 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,850 I say all this so you won't judge me by what you see. 13 00:01:12,225 --> 00:01:13,808 Yep, it's all my fault. 14 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:18,017 And it can happen to any one of us. 15 00:01:18,225 --> 00:01:19,392 Anyone. 16 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,308 But I'd rather you judged that for yourself. 17 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:35,600 TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM 18 00:02:00,308 --> 00:02:02,058 {\an8}Mom, where are my flowery socks? 19 00:02:02,225 --> 00:02:03,850 {\an8}Second drawer! 20 00:02:23,892 --> 00:02:26,058 {\an8}Come and get it, kids! 21 00:02:26,725 --> 00:02:28,933 Breakfast! 22 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,017 Quit yelling! 23 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:31,808 There you go, Jojo. 24 00:02:32,017 --> 00:02:33,892 - He's a real pain. - You too. 25 00:02:34,308 --> 00:02:36,767 Arthur keeps filching my Stan Smiths! 26 00:02:36,975 --> 00:02:38,767 Quit yelling, first thing! 27 00:02:38,975 --> 00:02:40,808 You've got feet like Gollum! 28 00:02:41,017 --> 00:02:41,892 I can't take it. 29 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:44,933 It can't be me, they wouldn't fit. 30 00:02:45,142 --> 00:02:46,642 Stop lying! 31 00:02:47,142 --> 00:02:49,933 So I'm a liar now? You two are always arguing! 32 00:02:50,142 --> 00:02:51,850 Give me my toast! 33 00:02:52,058 --> 00:02:53,975 Don't touch me, Maxime! 34 00:02:54,183 --> 00:02:55,517 Are you quite done? 35 00:02:55,725 --> 00:02:57,642 Bon appétit, my darlings. 36 00:02:57,808 --> 00:03:00,767 Honey, can you help me out with this contract? 37 00:03:00,975 --> 00:03:04,017 No school for me, I'm going back to Auntie's wedding. 38 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:06,225 Stop it, that was two weeks ago. 39 00:03:06,433 --> 00:03:08,433 She'll remarry in a year or two! 40 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,517 Arthur, don't say that! 41 00:03:10,683 --> 00:03:12,933 It's true! I've been to two of her weddings. 42 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,267 When's the third? 43 00:03:14,433 --> 00:03:16,225 Soon, Auntie's hot to trot. 44 00:03:16,392 --> 00:03:17,600 What's "hot to trot"? 45 00:03:18,642 --> 00:03:21,183 Honey? You explain it. 46 00:03:21,350 --> 00:03:22,600 Hot to trot... 47 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,475 means you're in a big hurry. 48 00:03:25,642 --> 00:03:26,558 OK. 49 00:03:26,725 --> 00:03:27,850 You'll see to it? 50 00:03:28,017 --> 00:03:30,308 - Where's your company lawyer? - On vacation. 51 00:03:30,517 --> 00:03:31,892 Weren't you a lawyer? 52 00:03:32,058 --> 00:03:33,392 In another life. 53 00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:34,600 Why did you stop? 54 00:03:34,767 --> 00:03:36,975 I got fed up of paunchy businessmen. 55 00:03:37,142 --> 00:03:39,142 I wanted to take care of Batman. 56 00:03:39,308 --> 00:03:40,933 Come on, hurry up. 57 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,850 Why, are you hot to trot? 58 00:03:43,017 --> 00:03:45,641 No, but I want you to be at school on time. 59 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,016 You've got 20 minutes. Come on! 60 00:03:48,683 --> 00:03:50,475 Have a nice day, Dad! 61 00:03:50,683 --> 00:03:52,933 - You too, kids. - See you later! 62 00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:55,892 Quit yelling! 63 00:03:57,433 --> 00:03:59,267 You understand what he says? 64 00:03:59,475 --> 00:04:01,308 Sure. Nah-nah-nah is easy. 65 00:04:01,725 --> 00:04:03,767 - Hi, Maria. - Hello! 66 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:07,225 Hello, Mr Antoine! Haven't seen you in ages. 67 00:04:07,392 --> 00:04:09,892 Which means I'm late. What happened to you? 68 00:04:10,058 --> 00:04:10,933 How so? 69 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:12,058 You're limping. 70 00:04:12,225 --> 00:04:13,517 I have a short leg. 71 00:04:13,683 --> 00:04:15,517 Yeah? Since when? 72 00:04:15,725 --> 00:04:18,558 I've had it since birth, Mr Antoine. 73 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,142 Well, bravo! 74 00:04:20,308 --> 00:04:21,225 I didn't know. 75 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:25,225 Honey, she's worked for us for seven years. 76 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:29,558 Remember to look at that contract. 77 00:04:31,308 --> 00:04:33,267 - What was that? - Nah-nah-nah! 78 00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:36,058 I'll send you my invoice later. 79 00:04:36,225 --> 00:04:38,308 How about I pay you in kind? 80 00:04:38,475 --> 00:04:40,683 Four kids all day? It'll cost a bomb. 81 00:04:40,850 --> 00:04:42,267 Lucky you don't count me. 82 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,267 For you, it's free. 83 00:04:45,558 --> 00:04:46,808 I love you. 84 00:04:48,892 --> 00:04:51,433 Siri, how long for me to get to work? 85 00:04:51,642 --> 00:04:55,517 Alright, Antoine, I'll calculate the time to your office. 86 00:04:56,142 --> 00:04:58,933 It will take you 25 minutes. 87 00:04:59,142 --> 00:05:00,017 Great! 88 00:05:00,183 --> 00:05:01,933 Have a nice day, Antoine. 89 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:08,475 Mom, not while I'm in the bathroom! 90 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,017 Sorry, sorry. 91 00:05:12,142 --> 00:05:15,058 Mom, I've got a headache, I can't go to school. 92 00:05:15,225 --> 00:05:18,558 Go down, I'll give you some meds. And feed the fish! 93 00:05:18,725 --> 00:05:21,183 - Yes, Mom! - I'll be right back, Jojo. 94 00:05:21,392 --> 00:05:23,308 Mom, where's the iPad? 95 00:05:23,475 --> 00:05:25,058 - Coffee table. - Thanks! 96 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,100 Mom, there's no hot water! 97 00:05:27,933 --> 00:05:30,183 - Maria, I put a wash on. - Very well, ma'am. 98 00:05:30,350 --> 00:05:32,975 I declared 30 hours for you this month. 99 00:05:33,142 --> 00:05:34,642 That's great, ma'am. 100 00:05:34,808 --> 00:05:37,600 Mom, there's nothing on the coffee table. 101 00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:38,933 Maybe the sofa? 102 00:05:42,933 --> 00:05:44,183 Here I come! 103 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,642 I'm throwing a bomb. 104 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,850 Here, young lady. 105 00:05:51,058 --> 00:05:53,850 You should have said to check the sideboard. 106 00:05:54,058 --> 00:05:56,975 If you can play video games, you can't be sick. 107 00:05:57,183 --> 00:05:58,183 I am a bit. 108 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,392 Mom, where's my schoolbag? 109 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,142 - I brought it down. - You should have said! 110 00:06:07,017 --> 00:06:10,350 - I never touch your Instagram. - Liar, I can tell! 111 00:06:10,558 --> 00:06:11,975 So don't leave it open. 112 00:06:12,183 --> 00:06:14,725 - I don't! - You don't know anything. 113 00:06:14,933 --> 00:06:16,308 Yes I do! 114 00:06:16,517 --> 00:06:20,017 I won't be back before lunch, I have to see a few people. 115 00:06:20,642 --> 00:06:23,058 See you later. Hurry, kids! 116 00:06:23,225 --> 00:06:24,475 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 117 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:42,600 Lovely car, Mr Mercier. 118 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:45,725 Oh no, not him. Not at 8.28am! 119 00:06:45,892 --> 00:06:46,850 About the AC. 120 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:50,225 48 of our workers want it turned down a notch. 121 00:06:50,392 --> 00:06:54,475 Did you read the report on the dangers of overusing AC? 122 00:06:54,683 --> 00:06:55,975 I sent it to you. 123 00:06:56,142 --> 00:06:58,725 I had an email from Hélène Girard... 124 00:06:59,683 --> 00:07:01,225 who has a persistent cough. 125 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:02,350 No need, thanks. 126 00:07:02,558 --> 00:07:05,267 It's important, we need to sort it out. 127 00:07:05,475 --> 00:07:08,475 I wanted to give you my reassessment of days off 128 00:07:08,683 --> 00:07:12,183 when I got here at 7.58 on the dot but you weren't here 129 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:14,100 so I sent it by Intranet. 130 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:18,600 Yes... Could you shift that rabbit? It's blocking the entrance. 131 00:07:18,767 --> 00:07:19,558 Of course! 132 00:07:23,058 --> 00:07:25,267 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 133 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:27,850 - Hello, Mr Mercier. - Hello, Camille. 134 00:07:28,058 --> 00:07:30,142 - Hello, Christine. - Hello, Mr Mercier. 135 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:33,225 Tell Gaudin I want his proposals by lunch. 136 00:07:33,433 --> 00:07:36,850 And Lacaze can use sales staff to set up his Karsher stand. 137 00:07:37,017 --> 00:07:38,350 Thanks, Christine. 138 00:07:38,517 --> 00:07:42,058 I need a conference call with Paris regarding regional strategy. 139 00:07:42,267 --> 00:07:46,392 Write me a letter to the union rep, he keeps collaring me about the AC 140 00:07:46,558 --> 00:07:47,808 or water fountain. 141 00:07:48,017 --> 00:07:49,058 Didier Richaud. 142 00:07:49,225 --> 00:07:51,183 The one who goes on about Intranet. 143 00:07:51,350 --> 00:07:53,892 - Yes, Didier Richaud! - Oh, Christine... 144 00:07:57,225 --> 00:08:01,182 Next time, lock the door when Chassagne's grandson comes. 145 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:02,807 The mess he made! 146 00:08:02,975 --> 00:08:05,642 I know! Good thing you could replace the glass. 147 00:08:05,807 --> 00:08:07,517 - Good thing. - Your coffee. 148 00:08:07,682 --> 00:08:08,892 Thanks, Christine. 149 00:08:22,517 --> 00:08:23,517 There. 150 00:08:24,975 --> 00:08:28,225 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 151 00:08:39,392 --> 00:08:40,767 It isn't even sunny! 152 00:08:40,933 --> 00:08:42,350 Hello, Mr Dicaprio. 153 00:08:42,558 --> 00:08:43,683 Hello, girls. 154 00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:48,517 Ridiculous. 155 00:08:50,017 --> 00:08:51,017 I'm back! 156 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:53,475 Shit. 157 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,058 Barbecue this weekend? 158 00:08:58,517 --> 00:09:01,183 I'll tell you about our honeymoon! 159 00:09:05,142 --> 00:09:06,433 Stop it, Maxime! 160 00:09:06,642 --> 00:09:07,850 You suck, Chloé! 161 00:09:08,058 --> 00:09:10,558 - Go play somewhere else! - Arthur's in love! 162 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,100 - It's smoky. - It's a barbecue! 163 00:09:13,308 --> 00:09:14,892 - Your wife's? - Yes, a hairdryer. 164 00:09:20,642 --> 00:09:21,933 Come on, Jojo! 165 00:09:22,308 --> 00:09:24,683 I love being on vacation. 166 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:27,975 After the honeymoon, I'm already planning another trip. 167 00:09:28,142 --> 00:09:31,267 I know what my next destination is: Mikonos. 168 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:33,850 I saw a friend's Instagram photos. 169 00:09:34,017 --> 00:09:35,225 Looks am-az-ing! 170 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:37,558 We were meant to go. 171 00:09:37,725 --> 00:09:39,267 We'd even booked it. 172 00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:40,100 And? 173 00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:43,558 I got pregnant with Arthur. 174 00:09:43,725 --> 00:09:47,308 Maxime! Antoine, stop him with that hose! 175 00:09:48,683 --> 00:09:49,975 Cut it out, Maxime! 176 00:09:50,142 --> 00:09:52,767 Come on, Jojo, one last spoonful for Mommy. 177 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,683 Well, I'd better get changed. 178 00:09:57,850 --> 00:10:00,100 Oh yes, it was in 2007. 179 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,808 No, 2007 was Ibiza! Don't you remember? 180 00:10:03,975 --> 00:10:07,100 I gatecrashed Pauline's trip. Then stole her boyfriend. 181 00:10:07,267 --> 00:10:10,475 - Oh yes, the Hungarian. - No, the millionaire. 182 00:10:10,642 --> 00:10:13,017 He threw that party for my 30th. 183 00:10:13,225 --> 00:10:15,683 No, I couldn't come, I was having Chloé. 184 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:19,475 - Jimmy, that's it! - Kiki. 185 00:10:19,683 --> 00:10:21,933 No, Jimmy, not Kiki. 186 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,642 - Did he say Kiki? - Yes. 187 00:10:23,808 --> 00:10:25,392 Kiki means pee. 188 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,683 That's great that you asked. 189 00:10:28,392 --> 00:10:31,308 Auntie couldn't know. I'll be right back. 190 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,892 Ah Jimmy, the king of the bedroom. 191 00:10:37,725 --> 00:10:40,058 - Off with you. - Kiki! 192 00:10:40,225 --> 00:10:42,475 Your Jojo is pretty well built. 193 00:10:45,017 --> 00:10:47,267 - You're mental! - It was an accident! 194 00:10:47,475 --> 00:10:48,475 It really hurt. 195 00:10:48,683 --> 00:10:50,975 Hey, Auntie, are you hot to trot? 196 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,558 Enough! Now go. 197 00:10:52,725 --> 00:10:56,058 You'll be lucky to find a girl like me! 198 00:10:56,642 --> 00:10:59,683 Dad says to lay the table, it's almost ready. 199 00:11:04,225 --> 00:11:05,225 OK! 200 00:11:05,892 --> 00:11:08,017 Despite having four kids, 201 00:11:08,183 --> 00:11:12,267 and a crazy schedule, you never complain and we all benefit! 202 00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:13,600 Thanks. 203 00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:16,850 Plus all the work you do... Let's raise a glass 204 00:11:17,017 --> 00:11:18,517 to congratulate you. 205 00:11:19,308 --> 00:11:20,933 Antoine, bravo! 206 00:11:21,142 --> 00:11:23,225 The best chipolatas ever! 207 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,183 And I'll raise a glass to the newlyweds. 208 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:29,142 There. And to my chipolatas! 209 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,600 Bravo! 210 00:11:31,308 --> 00:11:33,100 Come on, everyone. 211 00:11:33,267 --> 00:11:34,600 To the chipolatas! 212 00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:37,892 Emma, why are you clapping? You're eating pasta. 213 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,767 - I want pasta too! - Quit yelling! 214 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,558 Slow sugars. She has a tennis match later, 215 00:11:42,725 --> 00:11:45,183 to qualify for the regional Masters. 216 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:46,225 Wow! 217 00:11:46,392 --> 00:11:49,308 - We're focused on it, right, honey? - Sure, Dad. 218 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,267 Why don't our kids do sport? 219 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:52,683 I do sport! 220 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:56,725 Chloé does dance, Maxime does judo, Arthur used to do basketball 221 00:11:56,892 --> 00:11:57,767 but gave up. 222 00:11:57,933 --> 00:11:59,350 You did? And you let him? 223 00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:03,808 That's a mistake. Emma wanted to quit tennis when she was 13. 224 00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:05,392 We kept her at it. 225 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,225 She's all the happier for it. Right? 226 00:12:08,392 --> 00:12:11,350 You're a happy girl, aren't you? 227 00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:14,558 See, honey? You put them in the wrong school. 228 00:12:14,725 --> 00:12:17,392 The right school is soooo important. 229 00:12:17,558 --> 00:12:20,017 School is so important. 230 00:12:21,058 --> 00:12:24,142 I can't stand to be next to you! Arthur, switch places. 231 00:12:25,058 --> 00:12:26,058 No, no. 232 00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:27,933 No? But that's my place. 233 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,642 Well, I'm here now. 234 00:12:29,808 --> 00:12:32,183 - Who do you think you are? - I'm your elder! 235 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,475 Are you kidding? 236 00:12:33,642 --> 00:12:37,058 Mom doesn't take Auntie's place every time she gets up. 237 00:12:37,225 --> 00:12:38,433 Now move! 238 00:12:38,642 --> 00:12:40,058 In your dreams! 239 00:12:40,683 --> 00:12:42,308 Eat up the chipolatas. 240 00:12:42,475 --> 00:12:43,767 What did you say? 241 00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:46,767 Being an elder brother doesn't give him rights. 242 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,683 I'm not the eldest, Audrey is the big sister. 243 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,350 You look much older, Mom! 244 00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:53,642 Are you crazy?! 245 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,475 Honestly! 246 00:13:10,975 --> 00:13:14,183 - What are you doing? - I thought we wanted to make love. 247 00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:15,642 "We"? 248 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,808 Something wrong, honey? 249 00:13:26,017 --> 00:13:28,892 I can tell you need a massage. 250 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,183 No, I'm fine. 251 00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:31,808 I'm just tired. 252 00:13:32,017 --> 00:13:32,892 She's tired. 253 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:41,600 Something wrong? 254 00:13:43,975 --> 00:13:45,767 My love, what's the matter? 255 00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:51,392 Why do I look older than my sister? 256 00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:55,725 So that's it! Skip it, kids talk garbage. 257 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:59,808 Your sister's just tanned, so obviously, she... 258 00:13:59,975 --> 00:14:01,475 Why aren't I tanned? 259 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,975 That's to do with... 260 00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,642 pigmentation. We'll talk about it tomorrow. 261 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:11,392 I'm not tanned because instead of vacationing, 262 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,017 I make breakfast, dinner, 263 00:14:14,225 --> 00:14:16,183 change Joseph seven times a day, 264 00:14:16,392 --> 00:14:18,850 run around for you all, 265 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,683 do the kids' homework, then at night, 266 00:14:21,892 --> 00:14:25,392 put on sexy nightwear so my husband has the hots for me. 267 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,600 Well... 268 00:14:28,308 --> 00:14:31,017 That works extremely well, let me tell you. 269 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,558 I want a standing ovation too! 270 00:14:33,725 --> 00:14:35,558 Is that what annoyed you? 271 00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:36,642 Is it? 272 00:14:37,183 --> 00:14:41,017 The applause was for us, for our hospitality. For you too. 273 00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:42,808 Especially your kebabs. 274 00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:44,892 Chipolatas, not kebabs. 275 00:14:45,808 --> 00:14:47,767 Much more difficult to do. 276 00:14:47,975 --> 00:14:49,642 And mine were very tender. 277 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:52,558 Unlike you. 278 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:56,433 I don't know what's wrong with you but it isn't my fault. 279 00:14:59,183 --> 00:15:01,767 So... good night. 280 00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:04,017 See you tomorrow. 281 00:15:06,392 --> 00:15:09,642 I'm sick of having no time for myself, like my sister has. 282 00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:12,850 For me, it's the kids, always the kids... 283 00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:13,933 Oh come on. 284 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:18,350 Once you've dropped them at school, you've got all day. 285 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,517 - Are you serious? - It's a question of organization. 286 00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:24,767 You're home by 9am at the latest. 287 00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:27,725 You've got till 5pm to do whatever you like. 288 00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:29,808 - Right? - 4.30. 289 00:15:29,975 --> 00:15:32,350 OK, 4.30. 290 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,767 Meanwhile, where am I all day? 291 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,975 At the office, much less fun. 292 00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:38,517 But I don't complain. 293 00:15:38,975 --> 00:15:42,100 I can pick the bread up if it makes things easier. 294 00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:48,933 Frankly I'd swap places with you in a heartbeat. 295 00:15:50,392 --> 00:15:51,433 Really? 296 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,058 You want to swap places? 297 00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:57,308 Of course. 298 00:15:57,475 --> 00:15:58,642 Fine. 299 00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:01,850 Good night, honey. 300 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,183 They want to try clothing. 301 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,308 That's interesting, Dicaprio. Produced where? 302 00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:21,683 Good question, Mr Chassagne. 303 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,017 Bangladesh. Guess why. 304 00:16:23,225 --> 00:16:25,308 To minimize costs, of course. 305 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,100 - Is Sarah well? - Fine, she sends her best. 306 00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:31,808 How's that little scoundrel, your grandson? 307 00:16:31,975 --> 00:16:34,225 In hospital. Bronchiolitis. 308 00:16:35,808 --> 00:16:37,683 - Mr Chassagne. - A problem? 309 00:16:37,891 --> 00:16:41,475 It's the cleaner we hired two weeks ago. 310 00:16:41,683 --> 00:16:43,475 What did she steal? 311 00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:45,558 Some wing nuts, sir. 312 00:16:46,183 --> 00:16:47,641 Wing nuts, François. 313 00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:49,016 Did she take many? 314 00:16:49,183 --> 00:16:50,266 Four. 315 00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:53,975 A box of six costs 3.45 euros, so the value is 2 euros. 316 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,641 2.30 euros. 317 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,892 Well, with the right kind of warning... 318 00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:04,183 Excuse me, I know HR is your department 319 00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:06,933 but this calls for zero tolerance. 320 00:17:07,142 --> 00:17:11,517 She's young, if we don't come down hard, she'll do it again. 321 00:17:11,683 --> 00:17:13,975 Today, four wing nuts. What next? 322 00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:18,308 25 cubic meters of mortar? Is that what you want, Antoine? 323 00:17:18,475 --> 00:17:22,433 No, when I say "warning", I intend to take measures. 324 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,975 Maybe a two-day suspension. 325 00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:26,725 Two? Four, I say! 326 00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:28,850 With no pay. Mr Chassagne? 327 00:17:29,058 --> 00:17:30,017 Perfect! 328 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,642 One week, without pay. 329 00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:36,017 - And deduct the cost of 100 wing nuts. - That's better! 330 00:17:36,183 --> 00:17:39,433 500! And suspend her for a month. 331 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,642 Two months and 1000 nuts. 332 00:17:41,808 --> 00:17:44,183 2000. And a 3-month suspension. 333 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:46,142 3500 nuts. 334 00:17:46,308 --> 00:17:47,475 - 10,000. - 20,000. 335 00:17:47,642 --> 00:17:48,475 50,000 nuts! 336 00:17:48,642 --> 00:17:50,058 - 75,000. - 100,000! 337 00:17:50,225 --> 00:17:53,433 Impossible, that's more than our complete stock! 338 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,142 Let's be sensible. 339 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,850 Antoine, don't beat about the bush, just fire her. 340 00:17:59,058 --> 00:18:02,808 Assume your responsibilities, be a man! 341 00:18:02,975 --> 00:18:06,642 It's tough but we have no choice. It's her or us. 342 00:18:06,808 --> 00:18:08,767 - Her or us. - Of course. 343 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,975 - Thanks. - My pleasure. 344 00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:15,517 Say, Dicaprio, are you any relation to the actor? 345 00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:18,392 We share a few Sicilian cousins. 346 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,433 - There's a family resemblance. - So I'm told! 347 00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:27,017 He's a typical know-all, who never listens. 348 00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:28,600 You could slap him. 349 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:31,517 Forget work, honey, it'll do you good. 350 00:18:32,058 --> 00:18:34,433 Yes, yes, you're right. 351 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,058 Good day, kids? 352 00:18:36,225 --> 00:18:39,392 No, Griezmann was injured playing for Barça. 353 00:18:39,558 --> 00:18:40,850 Doesn't he play for France? 354 00:18:41,017 --> 00:18:42,725 His club is Barcelona. 355 00:18:42,892 --> 00:18:43,808 It's not hard! 356 00:18:44,017 --> 00:18:46,975 Since we're all here, I have an announcement. 357 00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:48,183 Football's crap. 358 00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:50,392 You still like Mbappé on Instagram! 359 00:18:50,558 --> 00:18:53,850 I'm going to Mikonos, for ten days. 360 00:18:54,017 --> 00:18:56,225 He boasts about being called Dicaprio. 361 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,558 They have shared cousins. 362 00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:01,225 In Sardinia. Or is it Sicily? 363 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,100 Well, don't say I didn't tell you. 364 00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:07,475 Yes... it's Sicily. 365 00:19:07,683 --> 00:19:09,017 Is there any dessert? 366 00:19:09,933 --> 00:19:11,933 Mom? What's for dessert? 367 00:19:13,308 --> 00:19:17,808 So four people deny it but you insist that you told us! 368 00:19:18,017 --> 00:19:19,975 I just can't believe it! 369 00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:24,808 It's just for a few days. You went to Scotland a while back. 370 00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,183 Don't mix things up. 371 00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:30,683 Paul and I went salmon fishing but it was a seminar. 372 00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:32,183 Totally different. 373 00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:36,725 And you didn't even bring a kilt back. 374 00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:38,225 Pity. 375 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,600 You could have worn it with nothing underneath. 376 00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:43,183 Don't, it isn't funny. 377 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,725 There is no "nothing underneath". Where are you going? 378 00:19:46,892 --> 00:19:51,725 Mikonos... I always wanted to visit the Cyclades with Audrey. 379 00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:53,892 The Cyclades, yeah. 380 00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:56,892 No. 381 00:19:58,183 --> 00:20:00,517 - You're all tense. -Yes, I'm tense! 382 00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:02,308 You know I want the GM job. 383 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:05,225 You ditch me just as Tom Cruise is moving in! 384 00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:06,517 It's not cool. 385 00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,642 It's just ten days, honey. 386 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,975 Your promotion comes up in six months. 387 00:20:12,142 --> 00:20:14,475 How am I going to manage? 388 00:20:14,642 --> 00:20:17,933 You wanted to be in my shoes, so enjoy it. 389 00:20:18,142 --> 00:20:19,725 Free from 9 till 5. 390 00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:24,183 4.30. 391 00:20:32,017 --> 00:20:36,183 It's all here. Collect Maxime, drop him at judo with Camille. 392 00:20:36,392 --> 00:20:39,392 Then take Joseph for his DT-Polio booster 393 00:20:39,558 --> 00:20:42,100 before picking up Chloé and Anna. 394 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,017 Maxime will be waiting for you at Léon's. 395 00:20:45,225 --> 00:20:48,433 Remember to take Anna to her grandma's, near the bookshop 396 00:20:48,642 --> 00:20:50,767 that stocks the manual Arthur needs. 397 00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:53,017 Evening meals are in the fridge. 398 00:20:53,183 --> 00:20:56,600 That was Monday, which is a quiet day. 399 00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:57,683 Now Tuesday... 400 00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:01,350 Antoine, what's wrong? 401 00:21:01,558 --> 00:21:04,142 No, I'm fine, it's just... 402 00:21:04,308 --> 00:21:06,850 I'm just wondering what to tell the kids. 403 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,475 They won't take it well. 404 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,642 Seriously... 405 00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:12,267 - Bye, my love. - Enjoy your trip! 406 00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:14,475 Yes, ten days! 407 00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:17,433 Mom, can I have a party? 408 00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:18,975 Ask your dad. 409 00:21:19,183 --> 00:21:20,600 We're on. 410 00:21:20,808 --> 00:21:21,725 I said no! 411 00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:24,808 Saturday night? Relax, he'll say yes. 412 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,600 I can hear you, I said no! 413 00:21:26,808 --> 00:21:30,225 Saturday's perfect. So... Yeah, great. 414 00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:33,433 The Greeks are small, not like Nikos. 415 00:21:33,642 --> 00:21:34,558 Max? 416 00:21:36,725 --> 00:21:39,017 My love, my darling. 417 00:21:40,183 --> 00:21:41,225 You can't go, Mom. 418 00:21:41,392 --> 00:21:44,225 Not ten days, ten minutes, or even ten seconds. 419 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:45,558 Why not, honey? 420 00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:49,558 It's like a clock. With no pedals, it won't work. 421 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:50,933 - Pedals? - Yes! 422 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,350 The pendulum! 423 00:21:52,517 --> 00:21:54,267 Can I have a drone anyway? 424 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,058 Yes! 425 00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:58,558 This vacation will do you good. 426 00:21:59,308 --> 00:22:00,350 Mom's leaving! 427 00:22:01,308 --> 00:22:03,642 I'll add you to the moms' WhatsApp group. 428 00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:04,850 No need. 429 00:22:05,017 --> 00:22:07,017 - Plus the judo group... - No, no. 430 00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:08,975 I'll do the rest in the cab. 431 00:22:10,392 --> 00:22:11,725 - Bye, Mom. - Goodbye. 432 00:22:12,558 --> 00:22:13,808 Goodbye, Mom. 433 00:22:15,392 --> 00:22:16,308 Bye, Mom. 434 00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:18,350 Jojo! 435 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,725 I'm going on a trip. 436 00:22:33,183 --> 00:22:34,308 I love you. 437 00:22:34,475 --> 00:22:35,475 I love you too. 438 00:22:35,642 --> 00:22:37,183 Enjoy yourself. 439 00:22:39,933 --> 00:22:41,142 I love you. 440 00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:46,850 Help, moms, I need the poem they had to learn... 441 00:22:47,058 --> 00:22:49,558 - When is the maths test? - Thursday, last Geography class... 442 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,100 Kiki! 443 00:23:05,808 --> 00:23:06,683 Oh no! 444 00:23:06,892 --> 00:23:07,850 Kiki! 445 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,017 You're a big boy now, you can let me know! 446 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,475 Damn! 447 00:23:14,683 --> 00:23:16,433 - You did that? - No, you did! 448 00:23:16,642 --> 00:23:18,808 - I didn't cut holes in your T-shirt! - He said you did! 449 00:23:19,017 --> 00:23:20,558 - It's you, then! - No! 450 00:23:20,725 --> 00:23:23,683 Then why is there no holes in his T-shirt? 451 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:26,850 Bang-bang, come on! 452 00:23:27,267 --> 00:23:31,142 What's the matter now? You're dead! What are you going to do? 453 00:23:31,308 --> 00:23:32,850 Ooh, a machine gun! 454 00:23:33,017 --> 00:23:35,808 Dad, mind the zombies! 455 00:23:36,017 --> 00:23:38,058 - Maxime... - Boom, you're dead! 456 00:23:39,058 --> 00:23:40,850 Gimme a potion. 457 00:23:41,058 --> 00:23:43,017 - Tidy up afterwards. - Tidy up?! 458 00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:54,767 What are you doing? 459 00:23:58,808 --> 00:24:00,308 Go get dressed! 460 00:24:01,142 --> 00:24:02,933 Get up, boys, we're late. 461 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:06,350 Come on, get up. Get dressed, kids. 462 00:24:06,975 --> 00:24:09,767 Breakfast, a pee, and off we go. 463 00:24:11,225 --> 00:24:13,725 We leave in 40 minutes, starting now. Ouch! 464 00:24:22,058 --> 00:24:23,808 Quick, get dressed, I said. 465 00:24:29,933 --> 00:24:31,433 So where's breakfast? 466 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,600 Chill, the coffee and toasts are on. 467 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:34,767 Ah, great. 468 00:24:43,725 --> 00:24:45,892 Great! Just throw everything. 469 00:24:47,767 --> 00:24:49,600 Could you...? No. 470 00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,725 - What time does school start? - 8.45. 471 00:24:55,892 --> 00:24:58,725 Perfect... Fuck! 472 00:25:04,975 --> 00:25:07,683 - Was it on max? - Dunno, I just put bread in. 473 00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:09,517 Oh no! 474 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:19,767 What did you do with the coffee? 475 00:25:20,308 --> 00:25:22,392 I put coffee and water in. 476 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,058 Into the same vessel? 477 00:25:25,517 --> 00:25:27,017 Do you ever make breakfast? 478 00:25:27,683 --> 00:25:29,558 No, Mom usually does it. 479 00:25:30,308 --> 00:25:32,267 What's going on?! 480 00:25:32,475 --> 00:25:34,642 Come on, boys, get up! 481 00:25:42,350 --> 00:25:45,267 I don't get it, when Mom says get to it, you do. 482 00:25:45,433 --> 00:25:46,475 Your mom? 483 00:25:46,683 --> 00:25:50,475 Don't act smart, just get up. Come on! 484 00:25:50,642 --> 00:25:53,850 On with a T-shirt, off with the crocodile suit. 485 00:25:54,017 --> 00:25:56,683 It's a dinosaur, not a crocodile. 486 00:25:56,850 --> 00:25:59,767 Come on, hurry. There you go. 487 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,058 Help me out here! 488 00:26:01,850 --> 00:26:04,808 You finish off. See you in the kitchen, we're late. 489 00:26:05,725 --> 00:26:06,725 Move it! 490 00:26:15,475 --> 00:26:18,142 From now on, it's a single menu. 491 00:26:18,808 --> 00:26:20,433 - That's breakfast. - But my eggs? 492 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,017 - My Nutella? - My melba toast? 493 00:26:29,433 --> 00:26:30,600 What's that smell? 494 00:26:31,975 --> 00:26:34,725 "Gnagna"? Is that like Kiki, only bigger? 495 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,767 That's one big Gnagna. 496 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,475 - Quit yelling! - You're yelling too! 497 00:26:45,683 --> 00:26:47,808 Don't act smart, you took my Stan Smiths! 498 00:26:48,017 --> 00:26:49,892 Quit saying that! 499 00:26:50,808 --> 00:26:52,517 Come on, hurry up, kids! 500 00:26:52,725 --> 00:26:54,600 - Last one in the car is a loser! - Shut up! 501 00:26:58,517 --> 00:27:00,267 You're not funny, Arthur! 502 00:27:00,475 --> 00:27:01,767 Neither are you. Hello, Maria! 503 00:27:01,975 --> 00:27:04,683 - Have a good day, kids! - You too, Maria! 504 00:27:07,308 --> 00:27:09,392 - Hello, Mr Antoine! - Maria. 505 00:27:09,558 --> 00:27:11,475 Hi, are you better? Anyway... 506 00:27:11,683 --> 00:27:14,767 Say, Maria, could you come every day this week? 507 00:27:14,975 --> 00:27:17,475 Sure, you just need to tell the CESU. 508 00:27:17,642 --> 00:27:19,183 CESU? What's that? 509 00:27:19,392 --> 00:27:21,600 My employment services contract. 510 00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:23,975 Ah, that, OK. 511 00:27:24,808 --> 00:27:27,433 Don't worry, I do contracts all day. 512 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,308 - So, every day? - Yes. 513 00:27:30,225 --> 00:27:32,683 No need to tell Isabelle. 514 00:27:33,225 --> 00:27:34,683 I'll tell her myself. 515 00:27:36,142 --> 00:27:38,225 - OK, Mr Antoine! - Can I get past? 516 00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:41,267 Have a nice day. 517 00:27:41,683 --> 00:27:43,558 Into the car, kids, quick! 518 00:27:48,183 --> 00:27:51,058 - New username. - What would you like me to call you? 519 00:27:51,267 --> 00:27:52,267 Big Pee-pee! 520 00:27:52,475 --> 00:27:54,767 Got it. Your new username is Big Pee-pee. 521 00:27:54,975 --> 00:27:56,850 I'll tell Dad you changed it. 522 00:27:57,058 --> 00:27:58,850 I'll tell Mom you broke her vase. 523 00:27:59,058 --> 00:28:00,017 You ripped her coat. 524 00:28:00,225 --> 00:28:02,058 You drew a moustache on the photo of Maria. 525 00:28:02,267 --> 00:28:04,517 - You flushed her necklace! - You microwaved the hamster. 526 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:05,892 You peed in Gran's handbag. 527 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,808 Maxime swam in the aquarium. 528 00:28:08,017 --> 00:28:09,767 What? You did? 529 00:28:09,975 --> 00:28:11,058 I did not! 530 00:28:11,267 --> 00:28:12,392 You're such a liar. 531 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,683 Here's Dad. 532 00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:16,933 Has anyone seen my phone? 533 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,725 - Here, Dad. - Thanks, son. 534 00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:23,100 Here, Chloé. 535 00:28:24,683 --> 00:28:26,058 Hey, careful! 536 00:28:26,267 --> 00:28:27,975 All fastened in? 537 00:28:43,058 --> 00:28:44,475 - Turn here. - Left or right? 538 00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:45,975 - Straight ahead. - Sure? 539 00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:47,142 Turn! 540 00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:48,475 - Where? - Right! 541 00:28:48,642 --> 00:28:50,142 No, it's straight on. 542 00:28:50,308 --> 00:28:52,808 - Maybe it was left. - I'll turn round. 543 00:28:53,808 --> 00:28:54,725 Asshole! 544 00:28:54,892 --> 00:28:57,433 I'm taking my kids to school. 545 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,100 "Pins Way"! 546 00:29:00,683 --> 00:29:02,850 Pines Way, not Pins. 547 00:29:03,433 --> 00:29:06,183 I can't believe you don't know the way to school. 548 00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:07,767 Well, neither do you! 549 00:29:07,933 --> 00:29:09,683 You go every day. 550 00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:12,642 Mom takes us, we sleep on the way. 551 00:29:12,808 --> 00:29:15,350 - What's the school called? - Jean Honorat! 552 00:29:15,558 --> 00:29:17,017 OK, I knew that. 553 00:29:17,683 --> 00:29:19,600 I was just testing. 554 00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:22,183 Guide me to the Jean Honorat school. 555 00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:26,558 OK, Big Pee-pee, I'll take you to the Jean Honorat school. 556 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:30,308 Did you do that? Well, fix it. 557 00:29:30,475 --> 00:29:33,017 Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee. 558 00:29:33,225 --> 00:29:34,975 OK, I've understood! 559 00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:37,850 Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee. 560 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,058 All the bears go up the stairs 561 00:29:43,225 --> 00:29:48,142 The elevator needs repairs 562 00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:51,683 Up... one step! 563 00:29:52,142 --> 00:29:54,142 Up... two steps! 564 00:29:54,642 --> 00:29:57,517 The bears are all tired out! 565 00:29:57,683 --> 00:30:00,308 Great, Dad has to go now. 566 00:30:00,475 --> 00:30:04,850 All the bears go up the stairs! 567 00:30:05,058 --> 00:30:09,017 The elevator need repairs 568 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:13,100 Up... one step! 569 00:30:13,558 --> 00:30:16,100 Up... two steps! 570 00:30:16,308 --> 00:30:18,600 Up... three steps! 571 00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:21,933 The bears are all tired out! 572 00:30:22,142 --> 00:30:25,350 Excuse me, are we nearly done? I have to go. 573 00:30:25,517 --> 00:30:27,100 Jojo, say goodbye to Dad? 574 00:30:27,808 --> 00:30:28,725 No. 575 00:30:28,892 --> 00:30:30,933 It's your child's decision. 576 00:30:31,308 --> 00:30:37,017 All the bears go up the stairs! 577 00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:42,642 The elevator need repairs 578 00:30:42,850 --> 00:30:45,517 Up... one step! 579 00:30:45,683 --> 00:30:48,267 Up... two steps! 580 00:30:48,475 --> 00:30:51,017 Up... three steps! 581 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:53,808 Up... four steps! 582 00:30:54,017 --> 00:30:57,308 The bears are all tired out! 583 00:30:57,767 --> 00:30:59,975 Up... nineteen steps! 584 00:31:00,183 --> 00:31:02,725 Up... twenty steps! 585 00:31:02,933 --> 00:31:06,142 The bears made it all the way! 586 00:31:08,225 --> 00:31:09,100 Right. 587 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,975 Jojo, Daddy has to go to work now. 588 00:31:13,142 --> 00:31:14,017 No. 589 00:31:14,183 --> 00:31:16,517 No, like the lady said, it's finished. 590 00:31:16,683 --> 00:31:18,933 It's important that it comes from him. 591 00:31:19,142 --> 00:31:22,058 So what now? Shall we do some jigsaws? 592 00:31:22,225 --> 00:31:24,767 Did he really fight with a bear? 593 00:31:24,975 --> 00:31:27,058 That's so brave. Which movie was it? 594 00:31:27,267 --> 00:31:31,350 The Revenant. But he's used to fighting bears. 595 00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:32,517 What an actor! 596 00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:34,683 To me he's just a cousin. 597 00:31:35,725 --> 00:31:37,475 Here, let me get these. 598 00:31:38,017 --> 00:31:41,058 Mercier, where were you? We looked everywhere. 599 00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,558 I had a small problem. 600 00:31:43,767 --> 00:31:48,767 My wife is away for a few days. I had to drop the kids off. 601 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:52,475 Louise and I have found an amazing nanny for the twins. 602 00:31:54,850 --> 00:31:57,350 A Filipina. She lives with us. 603 00:31:57,517 --> 00:32:00,642 It's like she isn't there. Such a discreet people. 604 00:32:01,308 --> 00:32:02,725 And good value too. 605 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:10,350 You didn't put enough in. Hope it takes notes! 606 00:32:10,558 --> 00:32:12,017 Wait, stand back... 607 00:32:20,267 --> 00:32:21,392 There you go. 608 00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:25,183 No, it doesn't take notes 609 00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:27,225 but it takes a kicking. 610 00:32:40,808 --> 00:32:42,517 Sure you're alright, Mercier? 611 00:32:42,683 --> 00:32:45,142 - You need a vacation. - No, I'm fine. 612 00:32:45,308 --> 00:32:48,475 Dicaprio is right, your wife's away, stay with the kids. 613 00:32:48,642 --> 00:32:50,183 I can handle it, sir. 614 00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:53,017 It's quiet right now, get some rest. 615 00:32:53,183 --> 00:32:54,683 It'll pep you up. 616 00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:58,225 We need Antoine on top form! Right, Mr Chassagne? 617 00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:00,475 Absolutely. 618 00:33:00,642 --> 00:33:01,933 There. 619 00:33:02,517 --> 00:33:05,267 Take a few days, it'll do you good. 620 00:33:05,433 --> 00:33:06,808 I insist. 621 00:33:11,058 --> 00:33:13,183 Wasn't he in Legends of the Fall? 622 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,100 No, that was Brad Pitt. 623 00:33:15,308 --> 00:33:16,183 He's good too. 624 00:33:16,392 --> 00:33:18,725 - But not as good. - True. 625 00:33:21,892 --> 00:33:24,225 All the bears go up the stairs... 626 00:33:26,892 --> 00:33:28,808 Any idea for the teacher's birthday gift? 627 00:33:29,017 --> 00:33:30,433 How about a dick? 628 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:40,767 Hello, Mr Antoine! 629 00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:47,517 - Elise, such good ideas... - Anything else? 630 00:34:06,683 --> 00:34:10,392 - Did you take her home from hospital? - Yes, like I told you. 631 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:14,433 Did you cut off her long or short leg? 632 00:34:14,642 --> 00:34:17,558 Neither leg was cut off, she's fine now. 633 00:34:17,725 --> 00:34:19,683 Maybe they're the same length now! 634 00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:20,767 Exactly! 635 00:34:21,725 --> 00:34:23,058 Are you OK, boys? 636 00:34:24,725 --> 00:34:26,725 - What was that? - He wants to draw. 637 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,933 No "Kiki" or "Gnagna", then. Wait. 638 00:34:30,975 --> 00:34:32,642 You're going to draw. 639 00:34:32,850 --> 00:34:35,267 Do it here, on the paper, 640 00:34:35,433 --> 00:34:37,767 not on the table or the wall. 641 00:34:38,808 --> 00:34:41,308 Dad, don't forget about me. 642 00:34:41,475 --> 00:34:42,850 What? Oh yes. 643 00:34:43,058 --> 00:34:46,267 Ask me for anything: the moon, maybe not a scooter. 644 00:34:46,433 --> 00:34:50,350 Anything but the family record book. Not now. 645 00:34:50,892 --> 00:34:52,017 Ask your mother. 646 00:34:52,183 --> 00:34:54,392 - What time was I born? - In the night. 647 00:34:54,558 --> 00:34:56,725 But I need the exact time! 648 00:34:56,892 --> 00:34:57,850 What for? 649 00:34:58,017 --> 00:35:00,725 My astrology study with my history teacher. 650 00:35:00,892 --> 00:35:03,767 - Who is he, Paco Rabanne? - Dad! 651 00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:05,725 9.22. There. 652 00:35:05,933 --> 00:35:09,267 You were born at exactly 9.22pm. 653 00:35:10,225 --> 00:35:12,058 You're making it up. 654 00:35:14,475 --> 00:35:16,058 Maxime! Shit. 655 00:35:19,975 --> 00:35:20,850 Maxime! 656 00:35:21,017 --> 00:35:24,225 Maxime, please. 657 00:35:25,142 --> 00:35:27,267 - Max, open up. - What do you want? 658 00:35:27,433 --> 00:35:29,058 - Your brother. - Maxime isn't here. 659 00:35:29,225 --> 00:35:31,017 You're not usually home till 7. 660 00:35:31,183 --> 00:35:32,642 Why are you naked? 661 00:35:32,850 --> 00:35:35,183 I'm not. I'm revising biology. 662 00:35:35,392 --> 00:35:37,600 Biology? Are your teachers all crazy? 663 00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:39,850 Maxime! 664 00:35:40,933 --> 00:35:41,933 Maxime! 665 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,600 Maxime! 666 00:35:51,892 --> 00:35:53,642 No, what's that? 667 00:35:53,850 --> 00:35:55,808 Are you crazy? It's insecticide! 668 00:35:56,017 --> 00:35:58,100 - We're playing! - Not with that... 669 00:35:58,933 --> 00:36:00,725 Go play with something else! 670 00:36:06,725 --> 00:36:08,267 Fuck, that stings. 671 00:36:16,267 --> 00:36:17,558 That wasn't us! 672 00:36:18,975 --> 00:36:22,017 I don't get it. It says right here: dance. 673 00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:26,767 You collect Joseph, then Maxime and Thomas from football, 674 00:36:26,975 --> 00:36:28,975 then take Chloé to dance class. 675 00:36:29,183 --> 00:36:32,475 Plus you came home at 7, not 6. Next time, warn me. 676 00:36:32,683 --> 00:36:34,267 Plus I love dance class! 677 00:36:34,433 --> 00:36:35,517 Why didn't you say? 678 00:36:35,683 --> 00:36:37,392 I didn't know it was Tuesday! 679 00:36:38,017 --> 00:36:39,683 I've missed my appraisal. 680 00:36:40,392 --> 00:36:42,350 - What do you want, Thomas? - I'm not Thomas! 681 00:36:42,517 --> 00:36:44,100 Not Thomas? 682 00:36:44,267 --> 00:36:45,767 No, Dad, he's Léon. 683 00:36:45,933 --> 00:36:47,808 Thomas is fat with red hair. 684 00:36:48,683 --> 00:36:49,725 Oh shit. 685 00:37:02,475 --> 00:37:04,850 It's not really red hair. But he's big. 686 00:37:17,058 --> 00:37:18,392 Alright, Thomas? 687 00:37:18,808 --> 00:37:19,725 Yeah. 688 00:37:19,892 --> 00:37:21,475 What's your address again? 689 00:37:21,642 --> 00:37:22,933 227 Pines Way. 690 00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:25,142 You mean Pins Way? 691 00:37:25,683 --> 00:37:27,808 No, it's pronounced "pines". 692 00:37:27,975 --> 00:37:29,308 OK. 693 00:37:30,975 --> 00:37:34,017 Take me to 227 Pines Way. 694 00:37:34,225 --> 00:37:38,850 Antoine Lousy Pants, calculating the route to Spines Way. 695 00:39:07,392 --> 00:39:08,433 Dad? 696 00:39:15,808 --> 00:39:16,725 Dad. 697 00:39:19,017 --> 00:39:20,975 Go to bed, you're tired. 698 00:39:21,142 --> 00:39:22,808 Same applies to you. 699 00:39:22,975 --> 00:39:24,642 Yes, but I'm tidying up. 700 00:39:25,475 --> 00:39:26,433 Sure you are. 701 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,725 No school?! 702 00:39:30,892 --> 00:39:32,475 It's Inset Day. 703 00:39:32,642 --> 00:39:33,975 So you're on strike? 704 00:39:34,142 --> 00:39:35,308 We're not on strike! 705 00:39:35,517 --> 00:39:39,100 We work with other professionals to develop our pedagogy. 706 00:39:39,308 --> 00:39:41,267 The poster has been up for weeks. 707 00:39:43,392 --> 00:39:47,308 Who has time to read that on their way to work? 708 00:39:47,475 --> 00:39:49,517 - Calm down, sir. - No, I will not! 709 00:39:49,683 --> 00:39:52,767 What with all the homework, notes to sign, 710 00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:55,392 absent teachers, amended timetables... 711 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,308 Now it's Inset Day? 712 00:39:57,517 --> 00:40:00,267 Madam, we're not here for your benefit! 713 00:40:00,475 --> 00:40:03,100 No arguments, take my children! 714 00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:04,475 There! 715 00:40:04,642 --> 00:40:06,933 Right, I've heard enough. 716 00:40:11,225 --> 00:40:12,517 Please, ma'am. 717 00:40:15,642 --> 00:40:18,142 Forgive me, I got carried away. 718 00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:22,558 I'm sure you do a wonderful job but... 719 00:40:23,558 --> 00:40:25,142 My wife is away... 720 00:40:25,767 --> 00:40:28,100 and I'm a little overworked. 721 00:40:28,308 --> 00:40:32,142 I'd like to go to the movies, or watch TV. 722 00:40:32,725 --> 00:40:35,308 They're lovely, they won't bother you. 723 00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:37,600 Ma'am... 724 00:40:37,767 --> 00:40:38,767 Please... 725 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,225 Kids. 726 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:46,225 - Overworked? - A little. 727 00:40:46,392 --> 00:40:49,225 No one asked you to have four kids. Not me. 728 00:40:49,433 --> 00:40:51,267 I wanted to teach kids, 729 00:40:51,475 --> 00:40:53,767 instead I have to deal with nutjobs! 730 00:40:53,933 --> 00:40:57,642 Care to see a photo of me when I started out? 731 00:40:57,808 --> 00:41:00,517 Fresh, smart, killer looks, 56 kilos... 732 00:41:00,683 --> 00:41:02,058 I barely needed makeup. 733 00:41:02,225 --> 00:41:05,808 Sorry you're "a little overworked" because Madam is away. 734 00:41:06,017 --> 00:41:08,808 I really couldn't care less. Have a nice day! 735 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:18,808 Ah, good. 736 00:41:21,642 --> 00:41:24,017 Hello, sir, hello, Joseph. 737 00:41:24,183 --> 00:41:25,517 Thank God you're here. 738 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,933 For pity's sake, take him for a few hours. 739 00:41:29,142 --> 00:41:31,600 I'll pay anything, just take him. 740 00:41:32,183 --> 00:41:33,558 Sure we'll take him. 741 00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:36,058 Why would we turn Jojo away? 742 00:41:36,267 --> 00:41:38,683 It isn't Inset Day? 743 00:41:38,850 --> 00:41:40,350 No, that's next week. 744 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:45,350 All the bears are not on strike today... 745 00:41:45,517 --> 00:41:46,850 All the bears... 746 00:41:51,933 --> 00:41:53,267 Alright, kids? 747 00:41:53,475 --> 00:41:55,308 Yes, we're fine, Dad. 748 00:41:55,850 --> 00:41:57,308 Well, that's good. 749 00:41:57,767 --> 00:42:00,683 It's not so hard, you just need to get organized. 750 00:42:09,892 --> 00:42:11,308 What are you doing?! 751 00:42:11,475 --> 00:42:13,058 Chloé said I could. 752 00:42:13,225 --> 00:42:15,475 - What is this, Mikonos? - It's cool! 753 00:42:17,725 --> 00:42:19,475 How are you, my loves? 754 00:42:19,642 --> 00:42:20,558 Hi, Mom! 755 00:42:20,767 --> 00:42:21,808 Is everything OK? 756 00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:23,308 Guess what Maxime did. 757 00:42:23,517 --> 00:42:25,308 Everything's fine, honey. 758 00:42:25,475 --> 00:42:26,350 Good. 759 00:42:26,517 --> 00:42:28,558 Jojo had his booster? 760 00:42:28,725 --> 00:42:31,683 - His...? - For DT-Polio. He wasn't sick? 761 00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:36,225 He was fine! Tell us what you've been up to, honey. 762 00:42:36,392 --> 00:42:37,808 Are you enjoying it? 763 00:42:37,975 --> 00:42:41,642 Great! I miss you all, I had to see you before going to sea. 764 00:42:43,225 --> 00:42:44,433 For how long? 765 00:42:44,642 --> 00:42:46,892 Three days! To visit a few islands. 766 00:42:47,058 --> 00:42:49,308 It's amazing but I'll be off network. 767 00:42:49,475 --> 00:42:51,308 Hey, how are you, kids? 768 00:42:51,475 --> 00:42:52,600 Hi, Auntie! 769 00:42:52,808 --> 00:42:55,600 Call Chloé so I can say hello. 770 00:42:55,767 --> 00:42:58,975 Chloé, hurry, your mom's about to sail round the world! 771 00:42:59,142 --> 00:43:00,142 I can't! 772 00:43:00,308 --> 00:43:02,767 Tell me about your dance appraisal. 773 00:43:02,933 --> 00:43:03,808 But I can't! 774 00:43:04,017 --> 00:43:05,975 Skip it if you're in a hurry. 775 00:43:06,142 --> 00:43:08,850 We'd better go, Nikos is waiting on the boat. 776 00:43:09,017 --> 00:43:12,433 I'll be off. Take care, I love you all, see you soon. 777 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,058 Me too, Jojo! 778 00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:16,225 I love you lots and lots! 779 00:43:16,933 --> 00:43:18,683 - Bye, Mom! - Bye, Mom. 780 00:43:19,183 --> 00:43:20,433 Who's Nikos? 781 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:24,642 "I'm going sailing with Nikos"! 782 00:43:40,225 --> 00:43:42,767 - Yes, Paul. - Wait till you hear. 783 00:43:42,933 --> 00:43:44,975 Chassagne is announcing his successor. 784 00:43:45,142 --> 00:43:48,392 What?! That's not for another six months! 785 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,642 - It's the Wolf of Wall Street! - Who? 786 00:43:50,808 --> 00:43:53,975 Dicaprio. That's what we call him at the warehouse. 787 00:43:54,767 --> 00:43:57,600 - Don't worry, Antoine. - I don't believe it. 788 00:43:57,808 --> 00:44:00,808 He's won the first set but you can equalize. 789 00:44:00,975 --> 00:44:02,267 - I have to go. - Dad! 790 00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:03,850 Dad! 791 00:44:11,183 --> 00:44:12,058 What? 792 00:44:12,225 --> 00:44:13,392 I need to talk to Mom. 793 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,058 - Why? - I just do! 794 00:44:15,225 --> 00:44:16,850 Sorry, she's out at sea. 795 00:44:17,017 --> 00:44:19,392 So, what do you want? 796 00:44:26,642 --> 00:44:28,475 Chloé, it's Daddy. 797 00:44:39,892 --> 00:44:42,058 Mom's away but you can talk to me. 798 00:44:42,225 --> 00:44:44,142 No, I can't, forget it. 799 00:44:49,392 --> 00:44:50,350 Why not? 800 00:44:50,558 --> 00:44:51,767 I just can't. 801 00:44:53,392 --> 00:44:55,850 Come on, tell Daddy. 802 00:44:56,017 --> 00:44:57,225 What's wrong? 803 00:44:58,308 --> 00:45:00,058 You really want to know? 804 00:45:00,267 --> 00:45:02,392 Of course I do. Come on. 805 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,058 I stained my pants. 806 00:45:06,558 --> 00:45:07,642 Oh, shit! 807 00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:12,017 I just put a wash on. I said to give me your laundry! 808 00:45:12,517 --> 00:45:14,642 You don't understand anything. 809 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,183 Chloé! 810 00:45:29,225 --> 00:45:30,142 Chloé! 811 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:33,892 Chloé, wait, wait... 812 00:45:34,975 --> 00:45:37,933 It's wonderful! Fantastic, great! 813 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,142 I'm so pleased. It's life! 814 00:45:40,350 --> 00:45:42,058 Dad, I can't breathe! 815 00:45:42,767 --> 00:45:45,892 I'm sorry. I'll help you, OK? 816 00:45:46,058 --> 00:45:47,933 Daddy will find a solution. 817 00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:50,183 I won't let you down. 818 00:45:55,892 --> 00:45:58,183 How to handle daughter's first period? 819 00:45:58,392 --> 00:46:00,308 What did you just say? Dad! 820 00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:02,475 Nothing. 821 00:46:02,642 --> 00:46:05,433 No result for how to handle daughter's first period, 822 00:46:05,642 --> 00:46:07,433 Mr Dick-Stinks-of-Camembert. 823 00:46:08,017 --> 00:46:11,350 What? You asked Siri about my period?! 824 00:46:11,517 --> 00:46:13,767 No, it's you lot, messing with it. 825 00:46:13,933 --> 00:46:15,100 You have a period? 826 00:46:15,267 --> 00:46:17,933 Ha-ha, Chloé has a period! 827 00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:19,975 - What's that? - Don't change the subject. 828 00:46:20,142 --> 00:46:21,933 There's water everywhere. 829 00:46:22,142 --> 00:46:24,392 Wow, the flash killed all the zombies! 830 00:46:31,517 --> 00:46:32,600 I can't take it. 831 00:46:36,850 --> 00:46:38,475 Where are you going? Dad? 832 00:46:41,475 --> 00:46:42,975 I resign. 833 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,975 Resign from what? A dad can't just resign. 834 00:46:48,183 --> 00:46:51,558 OK, but let me take a breather. 835 00:46:53,517 --> 00:46:56,642 Go back inside, I'll see to everything. 836 00:46:56,850 --> 00:46:59,183 I just need some fresh air for 5 minutes. 837 00:47:02,350 --> 00:47:05,100 Hey, when did you start smoking again? 838 00:47:07,892 --> 00:47:11,183 I don't want you to look like the people on cigarette packs. 839 00:47:13,475 --> 00:47:15,350 And you pick it up! 840 00:47:15,558 --> 00:47:18,100 - Dad, we're locked out. - I don't care. 841 00:47:18,267 --> 00:47:19,600 Dad, where's Jojo? 842 00:47:20,683 --> 00:47:21,892 Oh fuck. 843 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,683 - Jojo! - Shit! 844 00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:25,975 Jojo's in the water! 845 00:47:26,142 --> 00:47:27,142 Jojo! 846 00:47:33,975 --> 00:47:35,850 Don't stay in the water! 847 00:47:36,017 --> 00:47:37,808 Stand aside! 848 00:47:38,392 --> 00:47:41,267 Stop it, it'll go in your sister's eyes! 849 00:47:41,433 --> 00:47:43,058 Is he totally stupid?! 850 00:47:43,225 --> 00:47:45,808 We're not going to break the windows. 851 00:47:45,975 --> 00:47:47,183 Jojo! 852 00:47:47,850 --> 00:47:50,142 - Jojo, get on the table! - Jojo! 853 00:47:52,933 --> 00:47:55,517 - I'll climb up there. - That's a bad idea! 854 00:47:55,683 --> 00:47:56,808 No, Dad, don't! 855 00:47:56,975 --> 00:47:58,183 Call Spiderman! 856 00:48:00,475 --> 00:48:02,267 - Go, Dad! - Be careful! 857 00:48:03,725 --> 00:48:06,350 Come down, or I'll call Mom! 858 00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:08,517 Really, I will! 859 00:48:08,683 --> 00:48:10,100 I'm fine. 860 00:48:10,267 --> 00:48:11,183 Go for it! 861 00:48:11,350 --> 00:48:12,558 Come down! 862 00:48:13,142 --> 00:48:14,933 - Stop it. - He's going to fall! 863 00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:16,017 Hello! 864 00:48:16,933 --> 00:48:18,725 I'm Julia, Maria's replacement. 865 00:48:18,892 --> 00:48:20,475 Hi, Julia. 866 00:48:20,642 --> 00:48:23,017 We're locked out, my brother's inside. 867 00:48:23,183 --> 00:48:24,517 Oh, I've got a key. 868 00:48:24,683 --> 00:48:26,975 Dad, come down, she's got a key! 869 00:48:30,892 --> 00:48:32,058 Titi-Papa! 870 00:48:48,225 --> 00:48:50,100 Darling... darling... 871 00:48:50,308 --> 00:48:51,392 No, I'm Paul. 872 00:48:51,558 --> 00:48:52,975 What happened? 873 00:48:53,142 --> 00:48:56,392 Was that really a good time to climb the house? 874 00:48:58,392 --> 00:48:59,308 My pants. 875 00:48:59,475 --> 00:49:00,933 Where are my pants? 876 00:49:01,142 --> 00:49:03,350 They took them off to do tests. 877 00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:07,683 I was embarrassed, the nurse took your blood pressure 878 00:49:07,892 --> 00:49:09,517 and your ball popped out. 879 00:49:10,892 --> 00:49:12,975 They've seen it all before, I know. 880 00:49:16,225 --> 00:49:18,017 Where are my kids? 881 00:49:18,433 --> 00:49:19,558 With the girl. 882 00:49:20,017 --> 00:49:20,933 What girl? 883 00:49:22,267 --> 00:49:23,933 The one you've hired. 884 00:49:25,558 --> 00:49:27,683 - I need to go home. - Sure. 885 00:49:27,892 --> 00:49:29,017 Right now. 886 00:49:30,017 --> 00:49:32,392 When the match is over, OK? 887 00:49:39,058 --> 00:49:39,933 Thanks. 888 00:50:15,225 --> 00:50:16,225 Dad! 889 00:50:26,850 --> 00:50:28,683 - You're OK? - Fine, fine. 890 00:50:34,725 --> 00:50:36,142 Hi. 891 00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:40,183 You saw me the other day, from above. I'm Julia. 892 00:50:40,392 --> 00:50:43,475 Maria's neighbor's cousin's daughter. She's great! 893 00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:46,475 - She plays video games. - She cleaned the house. 894 00:50:46,683 --> 00:50:48,892 - And did my homework! - And called the electrician. 895 00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:50,933 - And mowed the lawn. - She plays guitar! 896 00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:53,017 She can come every day. 897 00:50:53,975 --> 00:50:55,517 You have a lovely family. 898 00:50:56,225 --> 00:50:57,183 Thanks. 899 00:50:59,183 --> 00:51:02,183 - I think he means... - You want to poop? 900 00:51:02,975 --> 00:51:05,017 Let's find the potty. 901 00:51:11,892 --> 00:51:13,558 I was scared, Dad. 902 00:51:16,433 --> 00:51:19,142 I love you, children, I really do. 903 00:51:53,017 --> 00:51:54,475 She's great, Dad. 904 00:51:55,933 --> 00:51:57,475 She's even picked flowers. 905 00:51:59,767 --> 00:52:00,850 My big girl. 906 00:52:07,683 --> 00:52:09,017 Mr Mercier! 907 00:52:09,225 --> 00:52:12,392 Jojo's playing in his room, I've made pasta, 908 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,725 and I've talked to Chloé about her concerns. 909 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:18,433 It's all fine, don't worry. 910 00:52:18,642 --> 00:52:20,767 - Well, thanks, Julia. - Thank you. 911 00:52:20,975 --> 00:52:23,850 I'll be off, it's late. I need to revise. 912 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,892 - What are you studying? - Medicine. 913 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,183 Actually, that was last year. 914 00:52:29,975 --> 00:52:31,642 I'm training to be a midwife. 915 00:52:32,225 --> 00:52:35,350 - You're drawn to the health sector. - Not at all. 916 00:52:35,517 --> 00:52:38,142 I wanted to be a journalist but I hate writing. 917 00:52:38,308 --> 00:52:41,642 I did English but was advised to try economics. 918 00:52:41,808 --> 00:52:44,433 I met my boyfriend, who was doing medicine, 919 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,808 so now I'm training to be... 920 00:52:50,933 --> 00:52:51,933 a midwife. 921 00:52:52,767 --> 00:52:54,475 It's mad, I keep forgetting! 922 00:52:54,642 --> 00:52:57,433 Is your boyfriend a mid-husband? 923 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,058 I don't know, we split up. 924 00:53:00,725 --> 00:53:05,933 Well, you certainly seem experienced, you're great with the kids. 925 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,850 Plus the house is spotless. Bravo, Julia. 926 00:53:09,058 --> 00:53:11,433 Thanks, I have some experience, 927 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,392 I used to clean a hardware warehouse. 928 00:53:14,558 --> 00:53:15,517 Which one? 929 00:53:15,683 --> 00:53:16,975 - Briconautes. - Great! 930 00:53:17,183 --> 00:53:19,433 But I left. They were assholes. 931 00:53:20,183 --> 00:53:22,308 - Forgive my language. - OK. 932 00:53:22,892 --> 00:53:25,642 Well, anyway... thanks. 933 00:53:25,850 --> 00:53:28,642 No, it's just that I was fired actually. 934 00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:33,100 You know why? I stole three nuts. 935 00:53:33,267 --> 00:53:36,475 I say "stole". I was going to pay for them. 936 00:53:36,642 --> 00:53:38,975 But it was 5am, no one was there. 937 00:53:39,142 --> 00:53:40,808 The boss wouldn't listen. 938 00:53:40,975 --> 00:53:44,600 He fired me on the spot, made me pay for 1000 nuts! 939 00:53:45,142 --> 00:53:47,350 For three nuts, just think! 940 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:50,392 - They were barely worth 20 cents! - 2.30 euros. 941 00:53:50,975 --> 00:53:52,058 Excuse me? 942 00:53:52,225 --> 00:53:53,308 I said it's crazy! 943 00:53:53,475 --> 00:53:56,933 It's crazy, I don't understand it. 944 00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:58,975 Some people are pathetic. 945 00:54:00,308 --> 00:54:04,642 So it's good to end up working for people like you. 946 00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:07,475 You're a lawyer, right? 947 00:54:07,642 --> 00:54:10,808 I'm being nosey. But I noticed law books everywhere. 948 00:54:11,642 --> 00:54:14,100 Yes, precisely, I'm a lawyer. 949 00:54:14,267 --> 00:54:16,058 I'd love to be a criminal lawyer. 950 00:54:16,267 --> 00:54:18,058 Maybe it isn't too late. 951 00:54:18,225 --> 00:54:20,058 - Maybe I'll ask your advice. - No. 952 00:54:20,267 --> 00:54:23,725 I'm in business law... as a legal... 953 00:54:23,933 --> 00:54:27,558 A lawyer. Kind of the legal side of business law. 954 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:30,183 Well, thank you, Mr Mercier. 955 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,350 Bye! See you tomorrow. 956 00:54:33,558 --> 00:54:35,683 - See you tomorrow. - Bye. 957 00:54:47,683 --> 00:54:49,725 Dinnertime, kids! 958 00:54:49,933 --> 00:54:51,558 Coming, Dad! 959 00:54:52,808 --> 00:54:54,475 Did it go well with Julia? 960 00:54:54,642 --> 00:54:56,183 - Awesome! - She's great. 961 00:54:56,350 --> 00:54:59,558 - Can she live with us? - No, Julia has her own home. 962 00:55:01,308 --> 00:55:03,933 Anyway, Julia is busy with her studies. 963 00:55:05,975 --> 00:55:07,558 She said she can't come back. 964 00:55:07,725 --> 00:55:10,850 - No, she said she could come every day. - And sleep here! 965 00:55:11,017 --> 00:55:13,267 I said I'd help her with her pharmacy studies. 966 00:55:13,433 --> 00:55:16,308 She said she was a pharmacist? 967 00:55:17,517 --> 00:55:19,600 Honestly, Dad, she's great. 968 00:55:20,475 --> 00:55:23,017 No, sorry... I don't know... 969 00:55:23,225 --> 00:55:25,892 She's strange. Unstable even. 970 00:55:26,100 --> 00:55:27,683 Pharmacy, midwifery, 971 00:55:27,850 --> 00:55:31,600 law, economics, journalism... 972 00:55:31,767 --> 00:55:34,100 She doesn't know what she wants to do. 973 00:55:34,725 --> 00:55:37,683 Something about her bothers me. Doesn't it you? 974 00:55:37,892 --> 00:55:38,808 No way. 975 00:55:38,975 --> 00:55:40,767 I could eat her pasta every day. 976 00:55:40,975 --> 00:55:41,850 Me too. 977 00:55:42,017 --> 00:55:43,433 I want her to sleep here. 978 00:55:45,308 --> 00:55:47,267 I'm sorry, kids, but... 979 00:55:49,475 --> 00:55:50,933 I can't keep her. 980 00:55:55,225 --> 00:55:56,683 I'm afraid for you. 981 00:55:58,142 --> 00:56:00,767 She's never looked after children. Ever. 982 00:56:00,933 --> 00:56:03,933 So you don't want her or can't she come? 983 00:56:05,183 --> 00:56:06,350 I warn you, Dad, 984 00:56:06,517 --> 00:56:10,100 if you fire her, it'll be worse than before. 985 00:56:10,267 --> 00:56:11,392 Before she came. 986 00:56:11,558 --> 00:56:12,725 Worse! 987 00:56:20,058 --> 00:56:22,683 No, wait, I was just saying... 988 00:56:23,683 --> 00:56:25,642 but if you're happy... 989 00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:28,225 she can stay. 990 00:56:28,392 --> 00:56:29,517 - Fab! - Thanks, Dad. 991 00:56:29,683 --> 00:56:31,100 Can she sleep here? 992 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:45,350 Stop it, Maxime, you're unbearable! 993 00:56:45,558 --> 00:56:46,475 Maxime! 994 00:56:46,683 --> 00:56:47,725 Stop that. 995 00:56:48,350 --> 00:56:50,600 Maxime, give me my phone! 996 00:56:51,975 --> 00:56:52,933 Shit! 997 00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:54,142 - OK, Dad? - Fine. 998 00:56:54,350 --> 00:56:55,267 I always get blamed. 999 00:56:55,475 --> 00:56:56,642 Wait! 1000 00:56:56,808 --> 00:56:59,267 Mr Mercier, you forgot Jojo's bag! 1001 00:57:06,558 --> 00:57:09,517 - Dad, what are you doing? - Nothing, it's fine. 1002 00:57:15,308 --> 00:57:16,725 - Here. - Thanks. 1003 00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:18,058 Have a nice day. 1004 00:57:21,558 --> 00:57:22,767 What? 1005 00:57:24,350 --> 00:57:27,100 If she learns it was me who fired her, I'm screwed. 1006 00:57:27,308 --> 00:57:28,600 Fire her again. 1007 00:57:28,808 --> 00:57:30,475 The kids adore her. 1008 00:57:30,975 --> 00:57:33,558 Plus she's full-time at home now. 1009 00:57:33,767 --> 00:57:35,725 I'm fucked. 1010 00:57:36,850 --> 00:57:38,850 - So tell her the truth. - Yeah? 1011 00:57:39,517 --> 00:57:43,308 Admit I dropped my pants for Dicaprio to impress Chassagne? 1012 00:57:45,975 --> 00:57:48,225 - I'll never get that job. - You will. 1013 00:57:48,433 --> 00:57:49,350 No. 1014 00:57:49,558 --> 00:57:51,475 It's all in the mind. 1015 00:57:51,683 --> 00:57:54,058 It isn't over till the match point is won. 1016 00:57:54,267 --> 00:57:56,308 Remember Chang vs Lendl? 1017 00:57:56,517 --> 00:57:58,850 It takes balls to serve underarm. 1018 00:58:00,308 --> 00:58:02,017 What are you on about? 1019 00:58:02,683 --> 00:58:06,475 My career is at stake, and you compare me to Chang. 1020 00:58:07,558 --> 00:58:10,267 18 years, climbing the ladder, rung by rung. 1021 00:58:10,433 --> 00:58:11,850 I've given everything. 1022 00:58:12,058 --> 00:58:15,267 Then I'm overtaken by Dicaprio who's been here 18 months. 1023 00:58:15,475 --> 00:58:17,308 He's a sprinter, you have endurance. 1024 00:58:17,475 --> 00:58:20,808 Enough! Sporting analogies mean nothing to me. 1025 00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:22,517 Why are you here anyway? 1026 00:58:22,725 --> 00:58:25,475 To score points. Where's Chassagne? 1027 00:58:25,683 --> 00:58:27,308 I haven't seen him. 1028 00:58:27,475 --> 00:58:29,600 Forget it, the die is cast. 1029 00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:34,267 If I were you I'd go home and enjoy my family. 1030 00:58:34,433 --> 00:58:35,475 Mr Mercier! 1031 00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:38,017 You think I enjoy my family? 1032 00:58:38,433 --> 00:58:43,683 The nanny takes care of everything. Relax, watch some DVDs, read books. 1033 00:58:43,892 --> 00:58:44,933 You're on vacation. 1034 00:58:45,142 --> 00:58:47,392 I wish I were in your shoes! 1035 00:58:48,183 --> 00:58:49,725 Anyway, a vacation is... 1036 00:58:50,558 --> 00:58:52,017 Mr Director! 1037 00:58:53,267 --> 00:58:54,517 How's Mrs Chassagne? 1038 00:58:54,683 --> 00:58:57,267 She's in hospital, she's had a stroke. 1039 00:58:57,433 --> 00:58:59,058 I'm going there now. 1040 00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:02,267 Did you know? 1041 00:59:02,475 --> 00:59:05,392 Yes, that's why he's taking early retirement. 1042 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,142 I forgot to tell you. 1043 00:59:07,350 --> 00:59:08,850 Right, I'll leave you. 1044 00:59:10,308 --> 00:59:12,058 Ah, I was looking for you. 1045 00:59:12,267 --> 00:59:14,892 Could you reply to my email on the Intranet? 1046 00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:17,600 Yes, I'll set a reminder right away. 1047 00:59:19,308 --> 00:59:22,392 Remember to reply to the email from Didier Richard. 1048 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:23,725 Richaud. 1049 00:59:23,933 --> 00:59:25,558 Richaud... on the Intranet. 1050 00:59:25,767 --> 00:59:29,017 Got it, Mr Pissface Asshead. 1051 00:59:29,225 --> 00:59:30,142 There. 1052 00:59:32,308 --> 00:59:34,392 Hospital! Why wasn't I told? 1053 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,058 Am I meant to guess that she's sick? 1054 00:59:38,558 --> 00:59:41,350 Dicaprio will cash in again. 1055 00:59:45,308 --> 00:59:46,475 Oh no! 1056 01:00:40,892 --> 01:00:42,517 OK, Mr Mercier? 1057 01:00:43,475 --> 01:00:45,100 How are you, Christine? 1058 01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:48,058 Just cleaning up, I didn't see you. 1059 01:00:48,225 --> 01:00:52,392 - How's the break with the kids going? - Fantastic, I'm in heaven. 1060 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,642 Great! I'll see them this weekend. 1061 01:00:54,850 --> 01:00:56,975 - This weekend? - At the convention. 1062 01:00:57,142 --> 01:01:00,683 Oh no, I won't bring them, it would be a shambles. 1063 01:01:00,892 --> 01:01:03,767 Pity, this year we've planned entertainments 1064 01:01:03,933 --> 01:01:05,600 for the family and kids. 1065 01:01:05,767 --> 01:01:08,100 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 1066 01:01:08,267 --> 01:01:10,142 Not at the exhibition center? 1067 01:01:10,308 --> 01:01:12,183 No, because... 1068 01:01:12,808 --> 01:01:15,225 Dicaprio thought it was too conventional. 1069 01:01:15,433 --> 01:01:16,850 But it's a convention. 1070 01:01:17,017 --> 01:01:21,308 True, but he wanted something more... American. 1071 01:01:21,517 --> 01:01:25,850 He persuaded Mr Chassagne to hold it beside a beautiful lake. 1072 01:01:26,017 --> 01:01:29,058 American... Well, I'll be there, with the kids! 1073 01:01:29,267 --> 01:01:30,142 Good. 1074 01:01:30,558 --> 01:01:32,392 See you this weekend, then. 1075 01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:43,850 No way! 1076 01:01:44,058 --> 01:01:47,433 But you'll be here all alone while we're having fun. 1077 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,558 I said no too, Dad. 1078 01:01:49,767 --> 01:01:53,225 Maxime is a good boy. He said yes and he's right. 1079 01:01:53,433 --> 01:01:55,767 When do I get my new games console? 1080 01:01:56,517 --> 01:01:58,642 Plus you owe me a drone! 1081 01:01:59,683 --> 01:02:01,933 Chloé, what do you want? 1082 01:02:02,142 --> 01:02:03,975 I don't know, what do you think? 1083 01:02:04,142 --> 01:02:06,350 What is it I like to do? 1084 01:02:07,267 --> 01:02:08,392 Just as I thought. 1085 01:02:11,975 --> 01:02:14,350 Arthur, ask me for whatever you want. 1086 01:02:14,517 --> 01:02:15,767 A party! 1087 01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:17,017 No. 1088 01:02:17,767 --> 01:02:19,558 Is a day with Dad such a chore? 1089 01:02:19,767 --> 01:02:21,600 Yes, because you'll be at work! 1090 01:02:21,808 --> 01:02:24,892 - Can't we have fun too? - No, you're obsessed with work. 1091 01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:28,642 I've spent six days completely devoted to you! 1092 01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:30,308 No way! 1093 01:02:31,517 --> 01:02:34,892 Yeah, go chew your nails, Venus de Milo! 1094 01:02:38,017 --> 01:02:38,933 Sorry. 1095 01:02:45,850 --> 01:02:48,808 - Take the mask off. - No, I love it. 1096 01:02:48,975 --> 01:02:51,767 - Have a nice day, kids. - You too, Julia! 1097 01:03:02,392 --> 01:03:04,808 OK, Dad, we'll come to your party. 1098 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,725 But don't spoil things with work. 1099 01:03:08,558 --> 01:03:09,433 OK? 1100 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,975 Yes, I'll be with you all the time. 1101 01:03:12,142 --> 01:03:13,183 All the time! 1102 01:03:13,725 --> 01:03:15,308 Thanks, kids. 1103 01:03:15,475 --> 01:03:16,850 You can thank Julia. 1104 01:03:17,933 --> 01:03:19,392 JEAN HONORAT MIDDLE SCHOOL 1105 01:03:24,642 --> 01:03:28,808 I just pointed out how important it must be to you. 1106 01:03:29,933 --> 01:03:32,058 Sorry, did I say something wrong? 1107 01:03:32,267 --> 01:03:35,892 No, on the contrary, you did well. 1108 01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:39,517 I'm grateful, I owe you one. 1109 01:03:39,683 --> 01:03:42,392 - Not at all, it was nothing. - I insist. 1110 01:03:42,975 --> 01:03:46,475 If you need anything for your studies, for yourself, 1111 01:03:46,642 --> 01:03:48,058 just ask me. 1112 01:03:50,683 --> 01:03:51,558 Really? 1113 01:03:51,725 --> 01:03:54,558 Of course, it's important to me. 1114 01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:59,350 Well... there's this. 1115 01:03:59,975 --> 01:04:01,100 Here... 1116 01:04:01,642 --> 01:04:03,183 I have all the papers. 1117 01:04:03,642 --> 01:04:07,517 Letter of dismissal, pay slips... I've kept everything. 1118 01:04:10,725 --> 01:04:11,892 I want to sue Briconautes. 1119 01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:14,642 The contract is wrong, 1120 01:04:14,808 --> 01:04:17,600 it says I started on the first of the month. 1121 01:04:18,183 --> 01:04:19,475 Did Christine say that? 1122 01:04:19,642 --> 01:04:20,767 Who's Christine? 1123 01:04:23,183 --> 01:04:25,767 Christine! My partner at the firm. 1124 01:04:25,975 --> 01:04:27,642 Did she tell you that? 1125 01:04:27,850 --> 01:04:29,058 No, not at all. 1126 01:04:29,225 --> 01:04:31,767 I just figured you could help me. 1127 01:04:33,975 --> 01:04:36,683 I need a good lawyer to bring the bastards down. 1128 01:04:38,142 --> 01:04:39,558 You're too busy? 1129 01:04:39,767 --> 01:04:40,975 No... Yes! 1130 01:04:41,142 --> 01:04:46,808 I've got a lot on but it's more that you won't get much money. 1131 01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:50,767 You were only with the company for two weeks. 1132 01:04:50,933 --> 01:04:52,642 I'm not doing it for money. 1133 01:04:52,808 --> 01:04:55,767 - No? - No, I want to destroy them. 1134 01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:59,642 I want everyone against them: the media, union reps... 1135 01:04:59,808 --> 01:05:01,725 Everyone! I want to call a strike, 1136 01:05:01,892 --> 01:05:05,142 occupy the warehouse, introduce strong measures. 1137 01:05:05,308 --> 01:05:06,767 - I mean... - No! 1138 01:05:07,183 --> 01:05:10,308 I'll handle your case. Give me your papers, 1139 01:05:10,475 --> 01:05:12,642 I'll take care of everything. 1140 01:05:12,850 --> 01:05:16,100 We'll fleece them! 1141 01:05:17,183 --> 01:05:18,808 - Really? - Yes. 1142 01:05:19,017 --> 01:05:21,100 I knew you were a good guy. 1143 01:05:21,267 --> 01:05:23,100 Thank you, Mr Mercier. 1144 01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:27,267 Thank you, thank you! 1145 01:05:30,350 --> 01:05:31,392 Sorry. 1146 01:05:33,558 --> 01:05:34,558 Thank you. 1147 01:05:43,725 --> 01:05:46,350 You still haven't left? What are you doing?! 1148 01:05:47,225 --> 01:05:50,808 I couldn't get the kids up. Is Dicaprio already there? 1149 01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:56,225 A smell like rotten eggs. 1150 01:05:56,433 --> 01:05:59,892 The crew couldn't bear it! It doesn't show in Titanic. 1151 01:06:00,058 --> 01:06:02,183 And Kate Winslet is so sweet! 1152 01:06:02,392 --> 01:06:04,267 Sweet... but she stinks! 1153 01:06:06,392 --> 01:06:07,850 - Right, honey? - Stop it. 1154 01:06:08,058 --> 01:06:10,975 Roland says your cousin might drop by. 1155 01:06:11,142 --> 01:06:13,558 Movie stars live a different life to us. 1156 01:06:13,767 --> 01:06:15,933 L.A. one minute, Toronto the next... 1157 01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:17,350 Then Draguignan? 1158 01:06:17,517 --> 01:06:18,933 Why not? 1159 01:06:23,058 --> 01:06:24,058 Not bad! 1160 01:06:32,225 --> 01:06:33,683 Did you wash your hair? 1161 01:06:33,892 --> 01:06:35,017 Not since Mom left. 1162 01:06:35,225 --> 01:06:36,517 - Shower? - Same. 1163 01:06:36,725 --> 01:06:38,683 - Brush your teeth? - Two days ago. 1164 01:06:38,892 --> 01:06:40,225 Well, that's OK. 1165 01:06:40,725 --> 01:06:41,600 What's that? 1166 01:06:41,808 --> 01:06:42,933 Eau de Cologne. 1167 01:06:51,225 --> 01:06:52,933 No "Gnagna," not now. 1168 01:06:53,642 --> 01:06:55,392 This is going to be fun. 1169 01:07:01,433 --> 01:07:04,475 I don't understand what you're saying. 1170 01:07:06,850 --> 01:07:08,058 All fastened in. 1171 01:07:10,267 --> 01:07:11,308 Hi! 1172 01:07:11,975 --> 01:07:13,517 Hello, Stinky Booger. 1173 01:07:13,683 --> 01:07:17,725 No more messing with my phone. I'm fed up of it! 1174 01:07:17,892 --> 01:07:18,767 Honestly! 1175 01:07:18,975 --> 01:07:20,975 What brings you here on a Sunday? 1176 01:07:21,142 --> 01:07:24,100 I forgot to pick up my ID after you took photocopies. 1177 01:07:24,267 --> 01:07:27,100 Ah, it must be with my work papers. 1178 01:07:27,267 --> 01:07:28,142 OK, thanks. 1179 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:34,017 No, wait, Julia, I'll find it! 1180 01:07:34,183 --> 01:07:37,933 Chloé, take care of your brother. Arthur, change that username! 1181 01:07:38,767 --> 01:07:40,933 Get the bag with the sweaters. 1182 01:07:43,933 --> 01:07:46,267 Let me see, where did I put it? 1183 01:07:50,475 --> 01:07:52,142 Have you started the writ? 1184 01:07:52,307 --> 01:07:53,932 Not yet, no. 1185 01:07:56,225 --> 01:07:57,307 So what's that? 1186 01:07:58,057 --> 01:07:59,600 - What? - There. 1187 01:08:02,267 --> 01:08:05,182 I had a few ideas, so... 1188 01:08:05,350 --> 01:08:06,432 I wrote them down. 1189 01:08:07,725 --> 01:08:08,975 You're great, Mr Mercier. 1190 01:08:09,642 --> 01:08:13,267 I considered what you said about a return. 1191 01:08:16,432 --> 01:08:19,267 There you go! It's a good option. 1192 01:08:20,392 --> 01:08:22,182 No... no, I can't. 1193 01:08:22,350 --> 01:08:25,892 The thought of working for them again makes me ill. 1194 01:08:26,057 --> 01:08:28,850 - That pathetic rabbit... - Of course. 1195 01:08:31,267 --> 01:08:34,432 Here it is. Trust me, we'll screw them. 1196 01:08:34,975 --> 01:08:36,350 You work there? 1197 01:08:37,350 --> 01:08:38,392 Where? 1198 01:08:45,725 --> 01:08:48,017 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 1199 01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:53,850 HR manager. 1200 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,100 You're taking the piss! 1201 01:08:57,932 --> 01:09:00,767 Please, the children might hear you. 1202 01:09:00,975 --> 01:09:02,807 Why offer to be my lawyer? 1203 01:09:02,975 --> 01:09:05,432 I didn't offer, you asked me! 1204 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,600 But you said yes, instead of... 1205 01:09:08,267 --> 01:09:09,932 It was you who fired me! 1206 01:09:11,267 --> 01:09:14,725 Sorry, you hit it off so well with the kids... 1207 01:09:14,892 --> 01:09:16,432 I was snowed under. 1208 01:09:17,767 --> 01:09:19,057 I was ashamed. 1209 01:09:19,932 --> 01:09:22,767 I can't believe it... I just can't! 1210 01:09:22,975 --> 01:09:25,058 What a shit! 1211 01:09:25,225 --> 01:09:26,392 It wasn't your fault. 1212 01:09:26,558 --> 01:09:28,433 No, I mean you. 1213 01:09:28,642 --> 01:09:30,267 What an asshole! 1214 01:09:30,433 --> 01:09:31,975 Hey, that's enough! 1215 01:09:33,183 --> 01:09:34,767 This is my home. 1216 01:09:34,975 --> 01:09:38,183 Yes, I fired you, for three wing nuts. 1217 01:09:38,350 --> 01:09:41,517 Go ahead, blame me, mock the poor rabbit, 1218 01:09:41,683 --> 01:09:45,392 but next time make sure there's no camera watching you steal! 1219 01:09:45,558 --> 01:09:47,892 Those nuts weren't worth 30 cents! 1220 01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:52,058 2.30 euros. Where I come from, you don't steal, whatever the value. 1221 01:09:54,975 --> 01:09:55,975 You're right. 1222 01:09:59,642 --> 01:10:00,850 It's my own fault. 1223 01:10:05,308 --> 01:10:06,433 There. 1224 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:09,183 As you say, we're from different worlds. 1225 01:10:10,475 --> 01:10:12,392 In mine, we know our children. 1226 01:10:13,475 --> 01:10:16,017 We can deal with our daughter's periods. 1227 01:10:16,225 --> 01:10:19,142 We understand what our two-year-old is saying. 1228 01:10:20,058 --> 01:10:22,683 We don't buy off a little boy with a drone. 1229 01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:27,267 We show an interest in our eldest son's love life. 1230 01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:39,183 Here. Your wing nuts. 1231 01:10:39,642 --> 01:10:41,642 No need to fire me a second time. 1232 01:10:44,017 --> 01:10:45,183 I resign. 1233 01:11:03,725 --> 01:11:05,433 Did you find the bag? 1234 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,225 I found something better. 1235 01:11:07,392 --> 01:11:09,142 - Go on. - Later, Dad's here. 1236 01:11:20,850 --> 01:11:23,183 Right, let's get moving. 1237 01:11:23,392 --> 01:11:26,100 Ready for a wild time? 1238 01:11:27,933 --> 01:11:30,267 Thank you all for attending 1239 01:11:30,475 --> 01:11:33,392 the Briconautes Stores event! 1240 01:11:36,017 --> 01:11:38,350 The one you've all been waiting for, 1241 01:11:38,558 --> 01:11:41,517 the one that brings you - us - together. 1242 01:11:41,683 --> 01:11:43,433 Family memories to share, 1243 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,600 because at Briconautes, we love family! 1244 01:11:46,767 --> 01:11:50,600 With us today are Mr and Mrs Chassagne! 1245 01:11:50,767 --> 01:11:53,225 Give them a big hand! 1246 01:11:53,892 --> 01:11:55,975 Give it up for Roland Chassagne! 1247 01:11:56,642 --> 01:11:57,683 Bravo! 1248 01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:01,517 It is now time 1249 01:12:01,683 --> 01:12:03,433 to ask our mascot Brico-Bunny 1250 01:12:03,642 --> 01:12:07,017 to light the flame of this Brico-Olympiad! 1251 01:12:07,183 --> 01:12:08,683 All together now... 1252 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:12,350 The bunny! The bunny! 1253 01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:21,642 Five, four, three, 1254 01:12:21,808 --> 01:12:23,308 two, one... 1255 01:12:25,767 --> 01:12:27,475 Let the Brico-Olympiad begin! 1256 01:12:29,142 --> 01:12:32,308 Dicaprio is a force of nature! 1257 01:12:32,892 --> 01:12:36,058 Mercier is being literally lifted off his feet! 1258 01:12:37,142 --> 01:12:39,475 First victory to Dicaprio! 1259 01:12:40,475 --> 01:12:43,933 Let's go to Antoine Mercier at the Brico-rodeo. 1260 01:12:45,558 --> 01:12:46,975 He's down already. 1261 01:12:47,558 --> 01:12:50,808 Dicaprio, though, is holding on. 1262 01:12:50,975 --> 01:12:52,517 He ends with a flourish! 1263 01:12:52,683 --> 01:12:54,267 GREEN TEAM - RED TEAM 1264 01:12:54,433 --> 01:12:57,475 An amazing start for Dicaprio! 1265 01:12:57,642 --> 01:13:01,392 Antoine Mercier is lagging behind... Easily beaten! 1266 01:13:02,725 --> 01:13:05,350 Next up is the Brico-bridge. 1267 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:20,683 Off we go. Great start by Dicaprio, who's leading already. 1268 01:13:20,850 --> 01:13:23,558 Keep at it, all hands on deck! 1269 01:13:23,725 --> 01:13:24,725 Stop, you're panicking me! 1270 01:13:25,850 --> 01:13:27,767 - What are we waiting for? - The right moment. 1271 01:13:28,933 --> 01:13:31,808 Come on, let's give it up for the two teams! 1272 01:13:33,267 --> 01:13:34,767 Dicaprio in the lead, 1273 01:13:34,933 --> 01:13:36,892 Mercier is lagging behind. 1274 01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:39,058 And Dicaprio wins! 1275 01:13:39,225 --> 01:13:42,600 The very name is the stuff of dreams! 1276 01:13:42,808 --> 01:13:46,433 Let's give a big hand to the winner of this first set, 1277 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,100 Mister Di... caprio! 1278 01:13:52,808 --> 01:13:55,308 Dad, we can win lots of points on that. 1279 01:13:59,225 --> 01:14:02,308 No, but it's perfect for you, Christine. 1280 01:14:02,475 --> 01:14:03,475 Come on, Dad! 1281 01:14:03,683 --> 01:14:04,683 Oh no. 1282 01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:07,725 Let's hear it for Dicaprio! 1283 01:14:07,892 --> 01:14:11,017 Antoine Mercier's team is struggling this year. 1284 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:13,267 Here... no, you. 1285 01:14:17,892 --> 01:14:19,100 Shall we go? 1286 01:14:20,767 --> 01:14:23,767 Stay there, Jojo, don't move. 1287 01:14:23,933 --> 01:14:27,225 - Aim for the skittles. - Don't worry, we will... Ready? 1288 01:14:27,392 --> 01:14:28,850 When you're ready. 1289 01:14:29,017 --> 01:14:31,058 First, we just wanted to tell you... 1290 01:14:31,267 --> 01:14:32,433 We love you, Dad. 1291 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:35,225 But you really need to change. 1292 01:14:37,183 --> 01:14:39,433 Yeah, great... Exactly. 1293 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:41,475 Go! 1294 01:14:44,975 --> 01:14:47,350 - What are you doing? - Naninana! 1295 01:14:47,517 --> 01:14:49,642 - What did he say? - He wants Julia back. 1296 01:14:49,808 --> 01:14:52,683 We'll see. Now turn me round. 1297 01:14:52,850 --> 01:14:53,933 No, now! 1298 01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:55,392 What are you doing? 1299 01:14:55,558 --> 01:14:57,808 Put me the right way round! 1300 01:14:57,975 --> 01:15:00,100 Aim for the skittles! 1301 01:15:01,267 --> 01:15:03,350 Put me the right way round! 1302 01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:17,433 What have we done? 1303 01:15:17,642 --> 01:15:19,058 Why did we do that? 1304 01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:21,975 Help! 1305 01:15:40,642 --> 01:15:41,767 Sorry, ma'am! 1306 01:15:42,975 --> 01:15:44,642 Game, set and match. 1307 01:15:54,308 --> 01:15:56,350 Bunny... my bunny! 1308 01:16:02,392 --> 01:16:03,183 Shit! 1309 01:16:08,558 --> 01:16:11,017 Your tail's on fire! It's burning! 1310 01:16:12,058 --> 01:16:13,975 I'd better cancel my cousin. 1311 01:16:14,183 --> 01:16:17,600 What are you waiting for? Do something, for fuck's sake! 1312 01:16:38,350 --> 01:16:40,017 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 1313 01:16:59,308 --> 01:17:01,683 Maybe we shouldn't have done that. 1314 01:17:01,892 --> 01:17:02,850 Yeah. 1315 01:17:05,517 --> 01:17:07,433 Don't worry, I'll look after him. 1316 01:17:08,433 --> 01:17:10,058 Yell if you feel like it. 1317 01:17:11,142 --> 01:17:13,600 It'll be better for all concerned. 1318 01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:17,100 I'll keep them at home till Isabelle gets back. 1319 01:17:18,642 --> 01:17:21,017 I'll leave Jojo with you, though. 1320 01:17:21,183 --> 01:17:23,225 I never know what he's saying. 1321 01:17:57,808 --> 01:17:59,642 I don't understand you, son. 1322 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:05,892 I don't understand. 1323 01:18:24,892 --> 01:18:26,892 I wish I could understand you. 1324 01:19:47,017 --> 01:19:48,517 HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY 1325 01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:55,308 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 1326 01:20:03,808 --> 01:20:05,100 FAMILY RECORD 1327 01:20:16,308 --> 01:20:17,808 9.22pm. 1328 01:20:28,142 --> 01:20:29,475 Yes, Christine? 1329 01:20:30,392 --> 01:20:33,475 Chassagne has called a meeting, 11am tomorrow. 1330 01:20:33,642 --> 01:20:35,767 - He wants you there. - He wasted no time. 1331 01:20:35,975 --> 01:20:37,017 I'm sorry. 1332 01:20:37,183 --> 01:20:38,892 Is that OK? 1333 01:20:39,058 --> 01:20:41,933 Yes, don't worry. See you tomorrow. 1334 01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,892 - Mr Mercier, hi! - Hello. 1335 01:20:47,100 --> 01:20:50,392 Here, he's had his DT-polio booster, 1336 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:53,558 he may have a fever for a few days. 1337 01:20:53,725 --> 01:20:55,725 Well, tomorrow is Inset Day, 1338 01:20:55,892 --> 01:20:57,142 Jojo will be with you. 1339 01:20:57,350 --> 01:20:58,183 Of course. 1340 01:21:01,683 --> 01:21:02,975 Bye-bye. 1341 01:21:03,183 --> 01:21:05,350 Good! You said goodbye to Daddy? 1342 01:21:06,058 --> 01:21:06,933 Bye-bye. 1343 01:21:08,433 --> 01:21:09,517 Bye-bye. 1344 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:14,558 You have to go now. 1345 01:21:16,558 --> 01:21:17,433 Bye. 1346 01:21:37,392 --> 01:21:39,392 I just got fired. 1347 01:21:40,558 --> 01:21:41,975 Know a good lawyer? 1348 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:45,558 Come in. 1349 01:21:49,683 --> 01:21:50,850 Why are you here? 1350 01:21:51,725 --> 01:21:54,808 If you're worried I'll sue you, you convinced me not to. 1351 01:21:55,892 --> 01:21:58,892 Also, I don't know a good lawyer. 1352 01:21:59,058 --> 01:22:00,392 There's my wife. 1353 01:22:00,558 --> 01:22:02,392 She'd work to sue you? 1354 01:22:02,558 --> 01:22:05,017 I'm worried she'd enjoy it. 1355 01:22:08,767 --> 01:22:10,725 You look after these kids too? 1356 01:22:10,933 --> 01:22:12,808 This one's like Dumbo! 1357 01:22:13,475 --> 01:22:16,350 That's Mathieu... He's my son. 1358 01:22:17,392 --> 01:22:18,433 I'm sorry. 1359 01:22:19,142 --> 01:22:20,350 Forgive me. 1360 01:22:20,558 --> 01:22:22,975 I don't mind when you speak the truth. 1361 01:22:24,642 --> 01:22:25,975 I love this photo. 1362 01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:28,267 Who's the dad? 1363 01:22:28,433 --> 01:22:29,517 The "mid-husband". 1364 01:22:29,683 --> 01:22:30,683 Of course. 1365 01:22:31,892 --> 01:22:34,475 The wing nuts were to repair his robot. 1366 01:22:59,267 --> 01:23:03,267 Right... I have to collect Mathieu from school. 1367 01:23:07,642 --> 01:23:09,600 You're a special person, Julia. 1368 01:23:11,058 --> 01:23:11,933 Thank you. 1369 01:23:13,350 --> 01:23:15,892 Thanks for everything you've done for us. 1370 01:23:24,475 --> 01:23:26,725 Gentlemen, it's a big day for me. 1371 01:23:26,933 --> 01:23:30,392 I suggest we make official Mr Dicaprio's appointment 1372 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:33,975 to replace me as the new managing director. 1373 01:23:37,850 --> 01:23:40,058 Thanks for your faith in me, Mr Chassagne. 1374 01:23:40,225 --> 01:23:41,683 No, call me Roland. 1375 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,517 Thank you, Roland. 1376 01:23:43,933 --> 01:23:45,225 As for you, Antoine, 1377 01:23:45,392 --> 01:23:48,183 in view of recent unfortunate events, 1378 01:23:48,392 --> 01:23:50,642 the committee has made a grave decision. 1379 01:23:50,808 --> 01:23:53,892 No one doubts your abilities and commitment 1380 01:23:54,058 --> 01:23:56,183 to the company these past 18 years, 1381 01:23:56,392 --> 01:23:58,517 but we believe it would be 1382 01:23:58,683 --> 01:24:02,100 inappropriate for you to remain in charge of HR. 1383 01:24:02,308 --> 01:24:06,558 Hence we have unanimously decided to offer you a new position. 1384 01:24:06,767 --> 01:24:07,683 Daddy? 1385 01:24:09,183 --> 01:24:10,058 What? 1386 01:24:10,225 --> 01:24:11,892 A new position, Mercier! 1387 01:24:12,058 --> 01:24:14,642 Shh, please, let him speak. 1388 01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:16,058 What was that, Jojo? 1389 01:24:16,267 --> 01:24:17,183 Daddy! 1390 01:24:17,350 --> 01:24:19,100 Hear that? He said Daddy. 1391 01:24:19,308 --> 01:24:20,808 Sounded like "Gnagna". 1392 01:24:22,850 --> 01:24:24,517 - Say "crayon". - Crayon! 1393 01:24:25,892 --> 01:24:27,725 - Say "paper". - Paper. 1394 01:24:29,642 --> 01:24:31,767 - Say telephone. - Telephone! 1395 01:24:31,933 --> 01:24:33,433 Antoine, are you listening? 1396 01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:36,017 Big Farty Booger, 1397 01:24:36,183 --> 01:24:37,892 what can I do for you? 1398 01:24:39,017 --> 01:24:41,267 Get out of here! Now! 1399 01:24:41,433 --> 01:24:43,517 Shall we go home, Daddy? 1400 01:24:43,683 --> 01:24:45,975 You're right, son. Let's go home. 1401 01:24:57,517 --> 01:25:00,225 What will you do now, Mr Mercier? 1402 01:25:00,433 --> 01:25:02,225 I don't know. Take time out. 1403 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:06,725 Stop it, that's Christine's... 1404 01:25:11,225 --> 01:25:12,183 Christiane's. 1405 01:25:12,350 --> 01:25:14,392 Yes, people often get it wrong. 1406 01:25:14,933 --> 01:25:16,308 I didn't deserve you. 1407 01:25:17,392 --> 01:25:19,558 I doubt things will get better. 1408 01:25:19,725 --> 01:25:22,475 Goodbye, Christiane. 1409 01:25:22,642 --> 01:25:24,475 Goodbye... Antoine. 1410 01:25:24,642 --> 01:25:26,433 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1411 01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:27,475 Thank you. 1412 01:25:27,642 --> 01:25:28,850 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1413 01:25:29,017 --> 01:25:30,808 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1414 01:25:33,058 --> 01:25:34,808 Bye-bye, Christiane! 1415 01:25:36,100 --> 01:25:37,475 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1416 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:54,517 I need a replacement car, luxury model, ASAP. 1417 01:25:55,308 --> 01:25:57,308 No, I don't know my police number. 1418 01:25:57,517 --> 01:25:59,933 Dicaprio, like the actor. 1419 01:26:00,642 --> 01:26:01,933 Thierry. 1420 01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:04,350 Sorry, is your first name Thierry? 1421 01:26:04,517 --> 01:26:05,725 Yes, why? 1422 01:26:05,933 --> 01:26:07,308 Thierry Dicaprio? 1423 01:26:08,683 --> 01:26:09,558 Bernard Pitt? 1424 01:26:09,725 --> 01:26:13,225 Shut up. Beat it, go sign on unemployed! 1425 01:26:13,433 --> 01:26:14,308 Not you. 1426 01:26:14,475 --> 01:26:16,392 I wasn't talking to you. 1427 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:18,267 Is the man mad? 1428 01:26:18,475 --> 01:26:20,850 Yes, he is mad, he isn't very happy. 1429 01:26:21,017 --> 01:26:22,892 No, not an Espace either! 1430 01:26:23,058 --> 01:26:24,600 Daddy happy? 1431 01:26:24,767 --> 01:26:27,600 Yes, Daddy's very happy. Come on. 1432 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,600 Come on, son, we're going home. 1433 01:26:30,808 --> 01:26:32,058 Not a Kangoo. 1434 01:26:32,850 --> 01:26:36,100 Or a Fiat Punto. A Punto isn't what I'm asking for! 1435 01:26:37,100 --> 01:26:38,267 40-15. 1436 01:26:49,767 --> 01:26:51,892 Out! Game to Miss Autexier. 1437 01:26:57,892 --> 01:27:01,100 Come on, Emma, you're mentally stronger. 1438 01:27:01,267 --> 01:27:02,517 Keep at it! 1439 01:27:03,683 --> 01:27:05,892 Go to the net, attack her backhand. 1440 01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:11,975 What? 1441 01:27:13,308 --> 01:27:14,267 Nothing. 1442 01:27:15,142 --> 01:27:16,725 You're teasing me. 1443 01:27:16,892 --> 01:27:18,308 No, on the contrary. 1444 01:27:19,017 --> 01:27:21,808 Just remember, you sent your dad bowling. 1445 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:25,183 - Sorry, it was Chloé's idea. - It was not! 1446 01:27:27,642 --> 01:27:29,225 Miss Han Tran to serve. 1447 01:27:29,392 --> 01:27:33,642 Sorry, Dad, we wanted to make a point but it went too far. 1448 01:27:36,142 --> 01:27:37,308 Come here, you. 1449 01:27:37,517 --> 01:27:38,642 Sorry, Dad. 1450 01:27:39,142 --> 01:27:41,142 Yeah, we're sorry about Sunday. 1451 01:27:42,933 --> 01:27:46,142 Yeah... and I'm sorry for all the other days. 1452 01:27:47,808 --> 01:27:52,058 A lifetime working in human relations and I don't know my own kids. 1453 01:27:53,350 --> 01:27:55,517 The important things passed me by. 1454 01:27:55,683 --> 01:27:58,058 - Shh! - Can't you see we're making up?! 1455 01:27:58,225 --> 01:28:00,767 Skip the family therapy and watch the match! 1456 01:28:00,975 --> 01:28:02,683 Mom, you're never off the phone! 1457 01:28:02,850 --> 01:28:03,850 I'm outta here. 1458 01:28:04,058 --> 01:28:06,600 Is it so hard to be with your family? 1459 01:28:06,767 --> 01:28:07,767 Mine are the same! 1460 01:28:07,933 --> 01:28:09,225 Only we weren't ditched! 1461 01:28:09,392 --> 01:28:11,142 What was that, Stanislas? 1462 01:28:11,308 --> 01:28:13,267 - You've already had two! - I want three! 1463 01:28:13,475 --> 01:28:17,850 Please! The girls are playing for a place in the national team! 1464 01:28:18,017 --> 01:28:20,475 Anyone who isn't interested, 1465 01:28:20,642 --> 01:28:22,933 I'll ask you to go home! 1466 01:28:28,225 --> 01:28:30,392 What are you doing? It isn't over! 1467 01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:33,392 To hell with tennis, I want some fun too. 1468 01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:35,267 You've always loved tennis! 1469 01:28:35,433 --> 01:28:36,642 No, you have! 1470 01:28:36,850 --> 01:28:41,308 Grab a racket, do a few drop shots like John Borg, and leave me alone! 1471 01:28:41,475 --> 01:28:42,642 It's Björn Borg! 1472 01:28:42,850 --> 01:28:44,558 Come on, we're leaving too. 1473 01:28:44,767 --> 01:28:46,017 Quiet, please! 1474 01:28:47,892 --> 01:28:50,183 We have a lot to do before Mom gets back. 1475 01:28:50,392 --> 01:28:52,850 - Already? - It's gone by so quickly! 1476 01:28:53,058 --> 01:28:54,933 Dad, everyone's laughing at me. 1477 01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:56,642 It's the Superman mask. 1478 01:28:59,267 --> 01:29:00,183 Come on! 1479 01:29:27,975 --> 01:29:28,933 Hello! 1480 01:29:43,767 --> 01:29:45,183 Hi, everyone! 1481 01:29:54,517 --> 01:29:55,683 Anyone home? 1482 01:29:55,850 --> 01:29:57,933 Mom, what are you doing here? 1483 01:29:58,100 --> 01:29:59,350 I'm so glad! 1484 01:29:59,517 --> 01:30:00,683 Mom! 1485 01:30:00,850 --> 01:30:01,975 My loves! 1486 01:30:02,892 --> 01:30:04,517 Good to see you. 1487 01:30:04,725 --> 01:30:07,017 - Who have we got here? - My darling! 1488 01:30:07,517 --> 01:30:08,975 Oh, it's Mom! 1489 01:30:09,808 --> 01:30:11,892 My superhero, you've grown! 1490 01:30:12,100 --> 01:30:13,142 I love you, Mom! 1491 01:30:13,308 --> 01:30:15,225 And me? What about Dad? 1492 01:30:16,475 --> 01:30:18,058 It's good you're back. 1493 01:30:18,267 --> 01:30:19,933 You forgot I was home today? 1494 01:30:20,100 --> 01:30:24,558 No, I thought it was tomorrow, or we'd have tidied up. 1495 01:30:24,725 --> 01:30:28,100 - You're all tanned, you look lovely. - Thank you! 1496 01:30:28,267 --> 01:30:29,808 So it wasn't too tough? 1497 01:30:30,017 --> 01:30:32,517 Tough? No, we were fine, right? 1498 01:30:32,683 --> 01:30:34,308 - Great, Dad! - Perfect. 1499 01:30:34,475 --> 01:30:35,267 Wonderful! 1500 01:30:35,433 --> 01:30:36,350 Poop! 1501 01:30:37,142 --> 01:30:38,975 - Chloé! - Ah, it's my turn. 1502 01:30:39,142 --> 01:30:41,808 I'll help you and read a story. 1503 01:30:42,475 --> 01:30:44,100 I'll take your bag up, Mom. 1504 01:30:45,225 --> 01:30:47,267 And finish your homework. 1505 01:30:47,475 --> 01:30:50,142 - OK, Pa. - He always needs prompting. 1506 01:30:50,933 --> 01:30:52,475 Are you all on drugs?! 1507 01:30:52,642 --> 01:30:54,642 Why do you say that? 1508 01:30:55,183 --> 01:30:57,183 Everything seems so weird. 1509 01:30:58,850 --> 01:31:01,100 - You didn't have any problems? - No. 1510 01:31:02,017 --> 01:31:04,558 - You don't even look tired! - Stop it. 1511 01:31:04,725 --> 01:31:06,725 Sure, it's hard work. 1512 01:31:06,933 --> 01:31:09,850 Jojo was 38.7° after his vaccine. 1513 01:31:10,058 --> 01:31:11,183 But I managed. 1514 01:31:11,642 --> 01:31:13,933 It's manageable, as you well know. 1515 01:31:15,683 --> 01:31:16,600 OK. 1516 01:31:17,850 --> 01:31:19,183 And work was OK? 1517 01:31:19,350 --> 01:31:20,725 Shh, no, don't. 1518 01:31:20,933 --> 01:31:24,308 No talking about work, not at home. 1519 01:31:25,558 --> 01:31:30,267 OK... I think I slipped through a gap in the spatiotemporal continuum. 1520 01:31:32,433 --> 01:31:35,267 Everything's fine, we have a beautiful family. 1521 01:31:37,475 --> 01:31:39,267 Welcome to your home. 1522 01:31:55,558 --> 01:31:56,933 My loves. 1523 01:31:58,017 --> 01:31:59,850 I missed you so much. 1524 01:32:00,725 --> 01:32:03,267 How I've needed this! 1525 01:32:04,183 --> 01:32:07,517 You want the cape? With the mask. 1526 01:32:07,683 --> 01:32:09,683 Hey, my superhero. 1527 01:32:15,517 --> 01:32:17,933 OK, there's still work to be done. 1528 01:32:18,142 --> 01:32:20,767 Soon it'll be adolescence, conflicts, 1529 01:32:20,975 --> 01:32:23,350 collecting them from parties at 4am. 1530 01:32:23,558 --> 01:32:26,808 One falling in love, another heartbroken. 1531 01:32:27,933 --> 01:32:30,267 No one knows what tomorrow will bring. 1532 01:32:31,850 --> 01:32:32,975 Am I afraid? 1533 01:32:34,225 --> 01:32:35,683 Of course I am! 1534 01:32:35,892 --> 01:32:38,600 But I'd like to think for a fleeting moment 1535 01:32:38,808 --> 01:32:41,725 that I'll be up to it, that we'll be up to it. 1536 01:32:42,142 --> 01:32:45,933 Because we're a beautiful family and everything will be fine. 1537 01:32:46,350 --> 01:32:48,142 Who are you talking to, Dad? 1538 01:32:48,350 --> 01:32:50,850 Yes, how come you're talking to yourself? 1539 01:32:51,267 --> 01:32:53,350 It's nothing, don't worry. 1540 01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:57,350 I've been thinking while I was away. 1541 01:32:57,558 --> 01:32:59,350 I want to be a lawyer again. 1542 01:32:59,558 --> 01:33:00,933 Is it well paid? 1543 01:33:01,142 --> 01:33:02,058 Why do you ask? 1544 01:33:02,267 --> 01:33:04,892 - 'Cause Dad was fired. - What?! 1545 01:33:05,100 --> 01:33:07,183 And you microwaved the hamster. 1546 01:33:07,392 --> 01:33:08,933 He knocked Maria over too. 1547 01:33:09,142 --> 01:33:11,767 - They rolled me in a giant ball! - Chloé's idea! 1548 01:33:11,975 --> 01:33:15,600 - Maxime threw rocks at the house. - Because Jojo was drowning! 1549 01:33:15,808 --> 01:33:17,558 - Julia saved us, Dad fired her. - What? 1550 01:33:17,767 --> 01:33:20,642 Dad tried to sort Chloé's period out with his phone 1551 01:33:20,850 --> 01:33:22,475 but the washing machine flooded! 1552 01:33:24,267 --> 01:33:27,058 Oh dear, what kind of family are you? 1553 01:33:28,308 --> 01:33:29,350 Bye! 1554 01:33:30,767 --> 01:33:38,350 TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM 1555 01:33:42,822 --> 01:33:47,822 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 106875