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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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[woman]
Previously on Super Pumped.
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Boom! You just got Greyballed,
motherfucker!
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I-Is this legal?
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Are you an asshole?
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[Emil] We wouldn’t even
be here tonight
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if it wasn’t for
Olivia Lungociu.
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What if we gave her
a taste of her own medicine?
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Spend a million dollars
to dig into her?
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How could you, Emil?
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[Gurley] I’m the one
who put you in here.
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I’m the one who can
take you out too.
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-What’s going on?
-[Travis] I yelled.
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[Bonnie]
Travis, you can’t do that.
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Yeah, I know. I know.
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I don’t know what
the fuck’s wrong with me.
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I don’t know why I keep
doing that.
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Sometimes to get what you want,
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you got to give
what you want.
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[Travis]
There’s no driver.
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We doing this?
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We sure as fuck are, man.
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[Gurley]
Google rang me up.
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It’s not good.
They’re suing over Levandowski.
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You need to publish
this video.
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The world needs to see it.
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♪♪ urgent music plays ♪♪
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♪♪ opening theme music plays ♪
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[Holder]
Hello, everyone.
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I understand Mr. Kalanick
is unable to join,
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but we know everything,
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and we have it all in here.
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So let’s begin.
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♪♪ "Force of Nature"
by Pearl Jam plays ♪♪
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♪♪ Understand she’s a force
of nature ♪♪
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♪♪ Contraband hiding deep
inside her soul ♪♪
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♪♪ Exercising her will
to lose control ♪♪
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These are just
and reasonable demands
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of righteous people.
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[speech continues indistinctly]
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[Tarantino]
A man considers himself small
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right up until the moment
he bigs up.
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Atlas-style, Greek Titan,
bodybuilder.
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Both motherfuckers apply.
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Inspiration from the back
of a comic book
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is not far off
in this particular case.
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Can you believe this asshole?
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The case of Dan O’Sullivan.
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Chicago nobody
versus the world.
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[Trump] ...so much
unrealized potential.
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This American carnage
stops right here
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and stops right now.
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[cheers and applause on TV]
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Maybe we should turn this off,
you know,
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keep politics out of the office,
like they said?
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CEO is on Trump’s
economic council.
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He brought politics
to the office
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and dumped them
like a colostomy bag
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right in the middle
of the office.
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You’re obsessed, man.
And a little gross.
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Pretty sure we’re all
obsessed, or should be.
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You didn’t get enough blowback
from your company-wide email
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about TK
signing on with Trump?
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I mean, that had to get HR
all up in your face.
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My face is fine.
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You told me you got called
into the office--
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I said it went fine.
Travis is sucking the ass
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of a fake fucking
billionaire.
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Worry about what’s ending up
on his face,
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and I’ll worry
about him firing me.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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[crowd shouting angrily]
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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[bird tweets]
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[Whetstone] We’ve got to turn
this sentiment around.
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[door opens noisily]
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[Travis]
No. I don’t believe that.
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I don’t see it. That’s not fair.
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It’s also wrong, by the way.
But mostly it’s unfair.
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You agreed to let us do
our thing and then report back.
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-You agreed.
-I changed my mind.
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-And I’m glad I did.
-We’re not doing this
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with you here,
that’s why it’s an offsite.
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Uber is not paying you
to collect all of my bad press
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like some pissed-off girlfriend
scrolling through our texts
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trying to find the first time
I was mean to her.
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Actually, that’s exactly
what they want, because this...
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well, this says that people
don’t like you.
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It says that you are
one dumb choice away
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from being a punchline
buried in the third graph
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of a late-night monologue.
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And who is "they"
in your construct?
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I’m Uber, ’kay?
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And I don’t see this.
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What I see is a mediocre
comms team that’s...
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Oh, no.
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What are you doing?
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What is it?
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[Travis, on video]
My girls.
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-[girls giggling]
-[music playing]
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[all laughing]
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Do it outside.
Don’t do it in my house.
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Yeah, this is it, man.
Heck, yeah.
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Yeah, all right.
Perfect.
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-[woman 1] Thank you.
-Oh, this is really fucked up.
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I don’t know if you remember me,
you know, old faces, new faces.
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2010.
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Thanks for all the work you do.
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You dropped the prices.
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I... I didn’t drop the prices
on Black.
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You can have
the prices you want,
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but you choose to give
everybody a ride.
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Okay, no, here’s the thing
about that.
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We can do Lux
in San Francisco.
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I got guys working on Lux
right now.
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That’s gonna be 50 to 70%
more expensive.
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But people are not
trusting you anymore.
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You think people want to buy
black cars anymore?
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Nobody wants
to buy a black car.
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I lost $97,000
because of you.
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Yes. I’m bankrupt
because of you.
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Yes, come on. Yes.
You keep changing every day.
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-Hold on. Hold on a second.
-You keep changing every day.
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What have I changed about Black?
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-You changed the whole business.
-What?
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-You dropped the prices.
-That-- not on Black.
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-No, that’s bullshit. That--
-Yes. Yes, you did.
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No, I didn’t.
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[Austin] We are thrilled
to have you exclusive to Uber
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-Twenty dollars a mile?
-Yeah.
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And the price for the rider
stays the same.
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We just appreciate
your loyalty.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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-That is bullshit. Bullshit!
-We’re talking dollars per mile.
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-What is the mile now, $2.75?
-You know what?
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Some people just can’t take
responsibility
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-for their own shit.
-I take responsibility.
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And they have to blame
everything in their life
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-on somebody else.
-You sent an email.
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-Come on, you sent an email--
-Good luck.
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[Kamel]
Good luck to you, but I know
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-you’re not gonna go far.
-Jesus, turn it off.
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This is really bad.
That’s really bad.
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That’s really bad.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck! What is wrong with me?
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[sobs and inhales sharply]
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[screams]
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[Travis sighs]
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[inhales sharply and exhales]
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[cell phone buzzes]
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It’s being picked up by Olivia.
It’s on WSJ’s site.
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Is anyone calling us
for comment?
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No.
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-That’s not good.
-Mnh-mnh.
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Uh, Arianna?
Hi, it’s, uh, Travis.
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Can you call me back?
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Um, look, actually,
can you just come get me?
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I’m...
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Never mind just, uh, call.
Thanks.
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[Bonnie]
This is Bonnie Kalanick.
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Please leave me a message,
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and I’ll get back to you.
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Hi, Mom.
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Um, can you just
call me back?
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I, um... I’m not gonna...
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[clears throat] ...be able
to make it up to the house.
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Things are complicated here.
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But if anyone calls you
about a video,
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just hang up and call
Penny or Kelsey, okay?
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And don’t watch it.
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I’m fixing this.
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I am.
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Some people just don’t want
to take responsibility.
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I take responsibility
You sent an email.
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They gotta blame everything
in their life on somebody else.
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[cell phone vibrates]
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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-Bill.
-We have a problem.
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Yes. We do.
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I just spoke with Travis.
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He needs our support
with that bogus video
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of him and the driver.
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Can I count on the board?
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Well, I appreciate you
reaching out
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to get ourselves
aligned on this.
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This is a-a bad situation
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on top of a lot
of bad choices, Arianna.
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He’s surrounded
by the wrong people.
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Well, I’d love to,
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but we make the wrong move
in response,
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it’s gonna look
like panic.
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It was lovely
to chat with you.
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I’m confident we will
find a solution.
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[soft chuckle]
No, ma’am.
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It’s always my pleasure
speaking with you on the phone.
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[Emil]
This video is data.
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And you’re the data guy, right?
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So tell me where the lie is.
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Now tell me, what part
of what you said isn’t true?
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-[sighs]
-You can’t, can you?
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-No.
-No.
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And what’s our valuation
right now?
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Sixty-nine billion.
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What was it when you started
with Ryan and Garrett?
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-One point six million.
-It was.
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That’s one point six.
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That’s a dick lint number.
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-[laughs]
-And who did that?
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Which guy on the screen?
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That guy wouldn’t have a job
if it weren’t for that guy.
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Okay?
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You didn’t tell him
to make the choices he made.
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You gave him opportunity.
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The most American thing ever.
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Fly the flag,
salute the fireworks,
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baseball and hot dogs.
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That’s you.
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Apple fucking pie, right?
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And we don’t outsource
the work either.
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I’m not Tim fucking Cook,
sending jobs off to China.
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And we’re a global brand.
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But we create jobs locally,
globally.
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Damn fucking straight.
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[doorknob turns,
keys rattle]
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[lips sputter]
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Fuck what people
say about you.
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The only things that count
are revenue and riders.
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We got to get Levandowski to get
us those driverless cars sooner.
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What’d he say it’s gonna be?
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-Two years.
-Yeah, no.
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You gotta tell him 18 months.
That is what we need.
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Driverless cars in 18 months.
It’s cheaper. It’s faster.
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It’s safer.
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Cutting edge, man.
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No more of these wars
with fucking drivers.
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Hey, we’re gonna get you
through this.
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And then you’re gonna keep
changing the world.
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Yeah. Hell, yeah.
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[keys clatter]
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What?
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"Are you okay?"
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"I’m so sorry
you’re going through this."
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"He’s an asshole."
I’ve got a lot of those.
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A lot of "Dump his ass," too.
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People asking me if it was
taken before we met,
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which of course,
they know it wasn’t.
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They just, I don’t know,
want me to make them feel like
248
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they can comfort
the sad girl
249
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,278
who was stupid enough
to believe you.
250
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,747
People are mad at me
’cause of the video,
251
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,449
and they’re taking it out
on you. That’s all.
252
00:11:24,516 --> 00:11:25,951
No, they saw you
in the back of a car
253
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,519
with a couple of miniskirts
and heels,
254
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,222
and they think that
you’re cheating on me.
255
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,424
But you know it’s not that.
It’s just I need to be seen--
256
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,859
That’s the problem.
257
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,260
You think that you need
to be seen.
258
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,328
[sighs]
259
00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,966
You know, my uncle used
to watch these infomercials,
260
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,000
this real estate scam course.
261
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:44,136
"How to Make Money Now."
This guy named Tom Vu.
262
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,505
He always had six bikini models
either side of him on a yacht.
263
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,675
Uncle lost a lot of money
to that scammer.
264
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,176
And I laughed at him.
265
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,181
And now I am living with Tom Vu,
and everybody else...
266
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,083
-What--
-...is laughing at me.
267
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,019
What do you want me to say?
268
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,654
I want you to give me
269
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,455
some sort of reason to stay.
270
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,157
’Cause being with you
271
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,927
is making me feel
ugly and awful.
272
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:12,198
Sorry, just...
273
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,736
[sighs]
Fuck.
274
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,942
Forget it.
275
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,877
I’m moving out in the morning.
276
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,947
You’re gonna move out on me
277
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,683
in the middle of the worst
crisis of my career
278
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,253
because of a video with me
and some fully clothed women?
279
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,590
[laughs]
280
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:41,894
I’m sorry, it’s just sometimes
it’s so clear that you’re 24.
281
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,139
Gabi dumped me.
282
00:12:57,075 --> 00:12:59,011
What’s the plan for Uber?
283
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,983
I want to bring someone in
to help with culture.
284
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,386
You just said "culture"
without making a face.
285
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,354
Yeah, I made it on the inside
286
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,489
You want me to do it?
287
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,727
You said you would before.
288
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,495
You know me.
289
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,364
You know how to fix things
without making them worse.
290
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:19,798
[sighs]
291
00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:22,234
I just need a list
of shit to do,
292
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,636
and then I’ll do that shit,
293
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,372
and then people can stop
freaking out.
294
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,507
Maybe start with not yellin
at your drivers,
295
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,341
especially the one
with dashcams.
296
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,110
That’s what you got for me?
297
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,880
If I come,
it has to be real.
298
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:38,551
You pay me as a consultant,
and you give me complete access.
299
00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,786
You take the changes seriously.
300
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,125
Nah, it’s a dumb idea.
301
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,194
You investigating me?
Be too weird.
302
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,428
You like me too much.
303
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,530
[soft chuckle]
304
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,231
♪♪♪♪♪♪
305
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,033
Yeah, you’re probably right.
306
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,902
I’ll stick with the biotech
cancer drug thing.
307
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,770
Not a good idea for the CEO
to take time off
308
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,673
to investigate another company.
309
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:03,410
You good, though?
310
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,977
I want you to be good.
311
00:14:05,043 --> 00:14:07,313
I’d be better
if you made me whole.
312
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:12,152
Why don’t you just give me
a fucking number,
313
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,553
so we can stop
having this conversation?
314
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:14,787
A hundred million.
315
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,055
There.
316
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,456
Now you have a number.
317
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,593
Okay.
318
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:21,894
Let me see
what I can figure out.
319
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,796
Nothing to figure.
320
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,899
We both know what I contributed
is worth way more than that.
321
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,638
Meanwhile, hire someone.
322
00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:36,575
Do something to take back
control of the narrative
323
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,710
before it eats you.
324
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,313
♪♪♪♪♪♪
325
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,818
We just need to pull Uber
over to pit row,
326
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:48,586
get it fixed up,
back out there fast.
327
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:51,123
We do this internally.
We do it this weekend.
328
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,026
Any attempt to self-diagnose
will be met with ridicule.
329
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:56,161
By everybody, myself included.
330
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,665
We need someone trustworthy
to come in.
331
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,432
You’re on board?
332
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:04,036
Only if Travis agrees to listen
to every recommendation.
333
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,105
[soft chuckle]
334
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,472
Wait, hold on.
335
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,775
Is this investigation
theater or for real?
336
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,478
Amateurs love the profits,
hate the process.
337
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:13,846
We need a new story.
338
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,447
We need you guys
to get it out there
339
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:16,682
that we’re taking this
seriously,
340
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,183
and we’re making changes.
341
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,785
[Hendricks]
I feel like I’m going crazy.
342
00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:22,120
Are we taking this seriously
and making changes?
343
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,657
Yes. Legit. We need somebody
with gravitas.
344
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,193
That is how strongly
I believe in this, okay?
345
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,128
Now when you were
at the White House,
346
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,697
who scared the shit out of you
that wasn’t named Obama?
347
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:33,832
Eric Holder.
348
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,434
There you go. Perfect.
349
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,469
-Get him. He’s a lawyer, right?
-No, no, no.
350
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,705
That guy’s a laser-focused
wrecking ball, Travis.
351
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:42,674
Exactly. People know his name.
He inspires fear.
352
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,342
Are you telling me
that you can’t sell
353
00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:46,545
"Uber investigated
by Eric Holder" to the press?
354
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,213
We can sell it.
355
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,149
It’s just once you put
a force like this in motion,
356
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,417
it might not go
the way you think.
357
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:52,985
Oh, not worried about that.
358
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,286
I can work him.
359
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,427
I can! He should be here
and hired already.
360
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,829
Come on. Let’s fix this.
361
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,264
♪♪ percussive beat ♪♪
362
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:08,400
I’m establishing
new vetting measures
363
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,338
to keep radical
Islamic terrorists
364
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:15,875
out of the United States
of America.
365
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,209
We don’t want them here.
366
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,180
♪♪ urgent music ♪♪
367
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,352
All the cabs are refusing
to work and our app shows
368
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,821
at minimum 60-minute wait
369
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:31,256
for JFK Terminals
three through six.
370
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,858
Surge pricing is at
four times the normal cost.
371
00:16:33,925 --> 00:16:35,727
At some point
people will just take--
372
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,562
[laughs]
What? The train?
373
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,765
Have you ever taken a train
to JFK?
374
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,001
No. Nobody has.
375
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,203
How many rides you think
we’re losing to this?
376
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,574
[sighs]
Turn off surge pricing.
377
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:52,144
Push "notify everyone
in the area."
378
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,213
We stand with our passengers.
379
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:00,886
[Tarantino]
Our man, Dan.
380
00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:03,255
This particular
Chicago-based punk
381
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,656
is about to scream
"I want to be anarchy"
382
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:07,492
right into Uber’s face.
383
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,127
[phone notification whistles]
384
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,565
♪♪♪♪♪♪
385
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,265
[sighs]
386
00:17:14,332 --> 00:17:16,435
It’s one man
and a motherfucking microphone.
387
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,837
And in this case,
388
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,739
that microphone is Twitter.
389
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,443
[keyboard clacking]
390
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,477
♪♪♪♪♪♪
391
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,150
-Guy hits send.
-[bird tweets]
392
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,952
Guy thinks nothing’ll happen
393
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,622
What good can
140 characters do?
394
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,557
But sometimes...
395
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,928
sometimes this shit
hits like nitrate.
396
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:46,098
Just the right thing
at just the right time.
397
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,303
Who the hell told them to stop
surge pricing in New York?
398
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:53,005
Okay, you seem a little bit--
399
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,374
I seem what? Furious?
400
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,476
Because in the face
of the Muslim ban,
401
00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:00,980
which affects taxi drivers,
and, yes, our drivers,
402
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:04,682
someone in New York ops
decided to play strikebreaker?
403
00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:06,985
No one broke any strikes.
That’s not what happened.
404
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:09,455
Did you fucking authorize
dropping the surge pricing?
405
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,990
Maybe you or someone else
406
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:14,893
thought it might seem
magnanimous
407
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,729
not to charge people more.
408
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,697
But if you thought about it
for one fucking second--
409
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,633
I didn’t authorize shit.
410
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,568
I didn’t send the tweet.
411
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:25,103
Okay, then fire
whoever the fuck did.
412
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:26,671
So we should be gouging people?
413
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,340
We should be profiting
off this protest?
414
00:18:28,406 --> 00:18:31,644
To avoid being racist, yeah.
415
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,547
Wasn’t this just Uber
offering people a way to support
416
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,649
the striking taxi drivers
417
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:39,017
so they wouldn’t have to cross
a protest line?
418
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,620
Don’t spin me.
419
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,889
The company took
the opportunity to book rides.
420
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,558
You don’t fucking think,
Travis.
421
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:50,629
I’m gonna treat you
like a driver right now.
422
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,132
Like one of those drivers
that I signed
423
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,567
by telling them how to go about
making their lives better.
424
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,536
And I’m gonna tell you
what’s fucking best for you
425
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,540
and what’s best for the United
fucking States of America.
426
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,541
So now you’re speaking
for the whole country.
427
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:05,544
Exactly. And you need
to actually take responsibility.
428
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,212
More than running my company?
429
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,515
Quit the president’s
economic council.
430
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,550
Distance yourself.
431
00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:13,885
The majority of our drivers
are immigrants,
432
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,554
not just in this country,
which you know.
433
00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:18,723
You just went viral
for berating one.
434
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,726
Okay, look, you don’t like
the president.
435
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,695
Guess what? Neither do I.
436
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,597
The difference is,
you’re gonna complain about it.
437
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,165
I’m gonna walk
into the White House
438
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,667
and have influence,
and protect what we built.
439
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,169
What you’re doing
is dicking around.
440
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,438
You need to start listening
to the people here.
441
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,607
You know, the people that helped
you build this company.
442
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,943
Because the people here,
they hate him.
443
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:40,979
And they are starting
to really hate you.
444
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:54,000
♪♪♪♪♪♪
445
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,328
♪♪♪♪♪♪
446
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,835
♪♪ vocalist sings indistinctly ♪
447
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,947
[Tarantino]
Eric Himpton Holder, Jr.
448
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,317
First Black attorney general
of these United States,
449
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,487
shoulder to shoulder
with B. Hussein Obama
450
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,322
through the best
and worst of it.
451
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,691
But if you think
he’s riding shotgun
452
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:28,593
for one side or the other,
no, sir.
453
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,729
This gentleman was first made
a federal judge
454
00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:33,798
by none other than
handsome Ron Reagan himself.
455
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,334
And, no, I ain’t gonna swear
in front of him
456
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,902
because I have respect.
457
00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:40,605
Maybe even a little fear.
458
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,608
And so should you.
459
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,577
[liquid pouring]
460
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:48,814
Mr. Holder.
461
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,116
Mr. Kalanick.
462
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,617
How’s San Francisco
treating you?
463
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,152
You know what?
464
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,853
We have got to get you
in to Arianna and Robin.
465
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,923
Actually, you let me know
what you want to eat.
466
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,391
I’ll make the calls.
467
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:04,996
Travis, we will talk
at the end of this process.
468
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,566
Before that, if you see me,
469
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,301
say hi, and that’s it.
470
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,203
I don’t work for you.
471
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,305
You are not my client.
472
00:21:13,371 --> 00:21:14,973
Uber is my client.
473
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,010
That’s one and the same.
474
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,045
See, now, that’s why
we shouldn’t be talking,
475
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,647
because you might
say something like that,
476
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,149
and then I might
have to write it down.
477
00:21:24,215 --> 00:21:28,020
For this to work, you can have
no control over what I find out.
478
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,457
You let me know
about those reservations.
479
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,494
[reporter]
President Trump’s travel
480
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,462
and immigration crackdown
481
00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:39,864
on people from the seven
Muslim-majority countries
482
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:42,968
has caused chaos
and confusion...
483
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:46,938
Fuck this fucking company
and its absolute bullshittery.
484
00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:50,809
Fuck all of you.
485
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:54,079
♪♪♪♪♪♪
486
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,185
[keys clacking]
487
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,188
[text tone]
488
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,694
We’ve got trouble.
489
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,462
Right here in River City.
490
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,565
My mom likes Music Man.
Sorry, go.
491
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,367
The Levandowski mess.
492
00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:18,770
We tried to fend off the lawsuit
over Levandowski and his tech.
493
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,905
Google is not interested
in talking.
494
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,708
Talking meaning settlement.
495
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,376
They want to go to court.
496
00:22:24,442 --> 00:22:26,078
We need to cut
Levandowski loose.
497
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,880
Half the shit that Google uses
498
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:29,314
is stuff they’re accused
of stealing.
499
00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,750
They do it all the time.
Just keep doing it
500
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,886
’cause they’re Google,
they’re a monolith.
501
00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:36,388
But... isn’t Uber the fucking
monolith now?
502
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:37,922
Why should I have to cower?
503
00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:39,624
Why is Larry Page up my ass
about this thing?
504
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,593
[chuckles] You know, another
time, another situation,
505
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,261
maybe we ask that question,
506
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:45,530
but right now
you’re grappling with bad press.
507
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,566
Page knows it,
and he’s taking advantage.
508
00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:48,867
So it’s my fault?
509
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:51,136
Mm.
Fault is for after.
510
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,272
Right now we need action.
511
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:54,873
Specifically,
512
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,609
we need you
to fire Levandowski,
513
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,276
make Page think
he’s gotten to us.
514
00:22:58,343 --> 00:22:59,911
Maybe he calms down.
515
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:01,480
You do that, you throw away
the future of the company.
516
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,147
Well, if it makes you feel
any better,
517
00:23:03,214 --> 00:23:04,749
Levandowski’s technology’s
been burned.
518
00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:07,686
Nobody gets it,
including and especially Lyft.
519
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:09,354
Does that make you feel
any better?
520
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:10,989
No, none of this is good.
521
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,025
It’s what you call triage,
Travis.
522
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:15,026
You’re the guy
dying of liver failure.
523
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:16,795
I’m the guy trying to help you
kick the bottle.
524
00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,363
Okay, if the smell of death
is in the air,
525
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:19,765
it’s not wafting off of me.
526
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,500
I’m alive and doing the thing.
527
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,969
I brought in Holder.
I’m solving this.
528
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:27,072
Let’s give him a week
to finish his work, right?
529
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,477
I’d really like Holder’s report
to say that you saw a problem
530
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:34,847
and you fixed it,
not that you saw a problem
531
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,182
and you waited
for it to go away.
532
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,583
It’s a big difference.
533
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:45,624
♪♪♪♪♪♪
534
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,272
I shouldn’t have said yes
to this.
535
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:02,608
The only thing
standing between us
536
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:05,210
and total domination
is the fucking drivers, man.
537
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,079
We replace them,
we own transportation.
538
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,881
Keep Levandowski,
539
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,849
we all get sucked into
this lawsuit like a black hole.
540
00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:12,083
Yeah.
541
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:13,986
End of game.
542
00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:15,921
[sighs]
543
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,756
I can’t.
544
00:24:17,822 --> 00:24:18,823
What?
545
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,259
I care too much.
546
00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:21,660
You know me, man.
I’ll get out there,
547
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,462
I’ll convince him
we should keep fighting.
548
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:27,265
You do it.
549
00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:32,938
Yeah.
550
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,747
[Bonnie, over answering machine]
This is Bonnie Kalanick.
551
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,182
Please leave me a message
and I’ll get back to you.
552
00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:45,583
Thanks.
553
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,153
♪♪♪♪♪♪
554
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,327
[brakes squeal]
555
00:24:56,961 --> 00:24:58,897
[computer]
Self-driving mode deactivated
556
00:24:58,964 --> 00:25:00,899
-Hey, man...
-Test vehicle in standby.
557
00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:02,701
TK couldn’t nut up, huh?
558
00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:05,104
He hates this.
559
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,371
He really does.
560
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:07,606
Yeah.
561
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:08,974
Clearly.
562
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:12,544
You didn’t even cover
your tracks.
563
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:14,379
When you take a dump
564
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,248
on your ex-girlfriend’s lawn,
565
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:19,618
you want her to know it was you,
not the Great Dane next door.
566
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,288
Okay, well,
I don’t do that.
567
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,155
We all do that.
568
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:26,992
In one way or another.
[scoffs]
569
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:28,727
So if you’re looking for me
to throw myself
570
00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:32,664
on the mercy of the whatever
the hell you are, no, thanks.
571
00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:35,100
You’re gonna turn
the money spout off
572
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:38,103
and lose your only shot
at driverless cars.
573
00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:39,971
We are.
574
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:47,646
How the hell can I steal
something I created?
575
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:50,749
That’s lawyer bullshit.
576
00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:52,718
That’s not laws of nature.
577
00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:55,653
These fucking people,
578
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,555
holding me and Travis
to this standard,
579
00:25:57,622 --> 00:25:58,790
like we’re average,
580
00:25:58,856 --> 00:26:00,425
like those standards apply.
581
00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:03,795
People like me and TK,
582
00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:06,731
we have the ability
to make the world better,
583
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:09,168
and applying
conventional morality
584
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,304
to the world’s most
brilliant minds is insanity.
585
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:15,106
They don’t deserve you.
586
00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:19,344
But we can’t keep you.
587
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,247
♪♪♪♪♪♪
588
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:28,253
Tell Travis to get out
of the car next time.
589
00:26:31,189 --> 00:26:34,325
♪♪♪♪♪♪
590
00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:36,662
-It’s done?
-[sighs] Yeah.
591
00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:38,330
He gets it.
592
00:26:39,698 --> 00:26:41,232
Great, so now we just
have to deal
593
00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:43,702
with fucking drivers
for the next decade
594
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,404
till someone else figures out
the final solution.
595
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,443
Just kidding.
596
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:54,613
Dude, I’m kidding.
Come on, obviously, I’m--
597
00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:56,514
I’m hurting over here.
598
00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:58,049
Jesus.
599
00:26:58,116 --> 00:26:59,384
Can we go?
600
00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,197
Hey, guys, I, uh,
601
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:13,065
I just got a call
from someone at Bloomberg.
602
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,368
He is sourcing a story about
a karaoke bar in South Korea.
603
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:17,670
What do I need
to get in front of?
604
00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:18,937
Is this the Asia trip?
605
00:27:20,004 --> 00:27:22,907
♪♪ We come together ♪♪
606
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:25,577
♪♪ So let’s touch the sky ♪
607
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:27,245
♪♪ Let’s touch the sky
608
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,380
-[laughing]
-♪♪ Let it take us higher...
609
00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:30,582
I am a golden god!
610
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,251
Of what, exactly?
611
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,218
That’s it,
you’re buying the drinks.
612
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:36,521
You’re not buying the drinks.
You’re using the corporate card.
613
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:39,391
So I’m buying the drinks
like always, right?
614
00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:40,925
Hey, I want to sing Madonna.
615
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,628
You get to sing
whatever you want to sing.
616
00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:44,395
We get this whole place
to ourselves.
617
00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:45,930
♪♪ Oh oh oh ♪♪
618
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,565
♪♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪♪
619
00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:50,368
There’s a story about me
singing "Drunk in Love"?
620
00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:52,404
[laughs]
You did sing the Beyoncé part.
621
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:54,439
-[Emil] Yeah.
-So we’re fine.
622
00:27:54,505 --> 00:27:57,942
Unless you want to hear me
sing the harmonies.
623
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:03,848
Is this a thing?
624
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:12,157
’Cause this can’t be another
story that I get blamed for.
625
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,128
You were with me.
626
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:17,728
It’s not remotely a thing.
627
00:28:17,795 --> 00:28:20,265
♪♪♪♪♪♪
628
00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:35,580
[cell phone pings]
629
00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:42,220
♪♪♪♪♪♪
630
00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:50,261
[cell phone rings]
631
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:51,863
[sighs]
632
00:28:58,637 --> 00:28:59,904
Did he ask you to call me?
633
00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:02,741
No, no.
634
00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:04,442
Right, of course.
635
00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:06,244
You okay?
636
00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:07,812
Did you find a place?
637
00:29:07,879 --> 00:29:09,148
Yeah, I think so.
638
00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:11,016
It’s, um, a bit far from things,
639
00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:12,817
but it’s got a small yard,
so that’s--
640
00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:15,053
Great. Great.
641
00:29:16,821 --> 00:29:20,024
Do you, uh, remember
that karaoke night in Seoul?
642
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,026
[Gabi]
Hey, I want to sing Madonna.
643
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,229
You can sing anything you want.
644
00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:25,896
We got this whole place
to ourselves.
645
00:29:25,963 --> 00:29:27,899
[man]
Okay, everyone. It’s time.
646
00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:29,835
Pick a number, any number.
647
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:31,770
But not 14. She’s mine.
648
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:37,509
[dance music playing
on speakers]
649
00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,048
What? They, like,
help you sing?
650
00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:47,753
Well, more like they, uh,
make you sing.
651
00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:49,187
-[laughs]
-Seven.
652
00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:50,555
’Cause she looks like you.
653
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:51,856
Hey.
654
00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,925
Closest you’re gonna get.
655
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,901
Ten, thirteen, twelve, eleven.
656
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,569
These are some
of my lucky numbers.
657
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,406
Uh, yeah.
You, you, you and you.
658
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,241
Sure four’s probably enough.
659
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:12,210
Like the hoop earrings.
Glasses are nice.
660
00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:13,744
Babe, you ready?
661
00:30:13,811 --> 00:30:17,148
[dance music continues]
662
00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:26,524
I’m gonna hang back at the bar
with Sonya and have a drink.
663
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,908
What about it?
664
00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:47,312
Yeah, I only wanted to warn you,
you know, so you’re prepared.
665
00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:50,582
And if a reporter
or anyone comes around,
666
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:55,153
it’ll be really cool if you just
let them know nothing happened.
667
00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:58,957
I don’t think I can do that.
668
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,693
Yeah, I get that you and,
you know,
669
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,696
Trav are taking a break.
670
00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:07,699
But you don’t want to hurt him,
and I know how fragile you are.
671
00:31:07,765 --> 00:31:09,100
I just want to be left
out of all of this, okay?
672
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,035
Can you just not mention me?
673
00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:14,605
It’s-- it’s not up to me.
Come on, let’s figure out...
674
00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:16,408
-Please, okay, I--
-...now, so it’s clear.
675
00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:18,709
I’m gonna hang up, all right?
Just, don’t--
676
00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:20,813
No, Gab. Gab.
677
00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:25,884
[cell phone rings]
678
00:31:31,589 --> 00:31:40,231
♪♪♪♪♪♪
679
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,039
[Quentin] That’s not
what I would have done.
680
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:50,108
Yeah, that’s ’cause you
don’t do anything.
681
00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:51,777
-You’re not an action guy--
-Guys.
682
00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,811
The moron has rewritten
the user deletion logic
683
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:55,647
to batch delete users.
684
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,849
I had to, since there are so
many happening at the same time.
685
00:31:57,915 --> 00:31:59,918
He doesn’t understand,
and so I’m here trying to work.
686
00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:02,253
Okay. Tell me why you 911’ed.
687
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,090
Hashtag "delete Uber."
After your bullshit move at JFK.
688
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:06,190
Yo!
689
00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:09,493
Users are trying to delete
their whole accounts.
690
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,096
-We usually get a dozen a week--
-Not even.
691
00:32:12,163 --> 00:32:13,832
-But we’re at--
-A hundred thousand.
692
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:15,933
Fuck, you guys. Fuck.
693
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,336
And that’s not counting
the full app deleters,
694
00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:20,371
which we won’t know
until Apple releases metadata.
695
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:21,939
We’re trending on Twitter.
696
00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:23,675
[Quentin]
Steadily going up,
697
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,510
even after Austin restored
surge pricing.
698
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,912
We need a full engineering team
in here to handle the overload.
699
00:32:28,946 --> 00:32:30,181
Uh, no.
700
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:32,316
We are frictionless,
701
00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:34,152
but not if you want
to delete us
702
00:32:34,219 --> 00:32:36,354
just because
of a goddamn hashtag.
703
00:32:36,420 --> 00:32:39,323
Okay, but that friction
will crash the app.
704
00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:42,059
The platform. All of it.
Nobody will be able to ride.
705
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,827
Fuck, you guys.
706
00:32:43,894 --> 00:32:45,630
Fuck!
707
00:32:51,402 --> 00:32:53,271
All right, do it.
Get whoever you need.
708
00:32:58,909 --> 00:33:00,077
[Donald]
What do you think?
709
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,647
A little midnight spin?
710
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:03,715
Oh.
711
00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:05,217
[soft chuckle]
712
00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:07,418
All that noise,
this late at night?
713
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,754
We’ll get stink eye
from everyone on the lake.
714
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,022
Oh, no.
715
00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:12,723
[Bonnie laughs]
716
00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:14,826
[cell phone vibrates]
717
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,002
You ready to talk to him?
718
00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:27,338
He’s not gonna like
what I have to say.
719
00:33:29,373 --> 00:33:30,641
Hi.
720
00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,042
Hey, Mom, you’re awake.
721
00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:33,445
That’s, uh, good.
722
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,213
I-- listen, I--
723
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,215
Things aren’t going so well...
724
00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:39,584
-[laughs] ...and, um--
-Hey, Trav.
725
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:41,219
The reason I didn’t
pick up before
726
00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:43,788
is because this
is the whining time,
727
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:47,458
and I’m gonna talk to you
in the fixing time.
728
00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:49,060
No, I’m fixing it right now.
729
00:33:49,126 --> 00:33:51,062
So you keep saying.
730
00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:52,597
I am.
731
00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:54,166
I just wanted
to talk it through a lit--
732
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:56,133
The laundry list of complaint
733
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,602
can go on my voicemail.
734
00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,137
I know what it sounds like
735
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,406
when you actually
take responsibility.
736
00:34:03,274 --> 00:34:05,743
And, um, I’ll be here
when that happens.
737
00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,045
You...
738
00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:08,413
[phone signal beeps]
739
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,654
He mad?
740
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,888
[sighs]
He’s fine.
741
00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:19,322
Yeah, he’s, uh--
742
00:34:19,389 --> 00:34:22,025
He’s working
through his stuff.
743
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,463
[Emil, over recording]
Listen, Gabs,
744
00:34:25,529 --> 00:34:29,100
just call me, okay?
745
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:30,601
I’m worried about you.
746
00:34:31,936 --> 00:34:34,039
Don’t be stupid, Gabs.
747
00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:36,206
I don’t want you
to be blindsided.
748
00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:38,309
I’m not even sure
I can stop what’s happen--
749
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,512
If you go against me on this,
750
00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,380
stuff about you
is gonna come out.
751
00:34:45,549 --> 00:34:47,150
[cell phone rings]
752
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:52,857
Hello?
753
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,159
I have to tell you
about something.
754
00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:56,793
Okay.
755
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,729
You should write this down.
756
00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:00,164
Okay.
757
00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:02,101
Um, just hang on.
758
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:04,135
Uh, don’t hang up.
Just hang on.
759
00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:08,539
[sighs]
760
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:09,874
Okay, I’m ready.
761
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,544
This is about Korea.
762
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:19,150
Okay.
763
00:35:20,918 --> 00:35:23,353
The other woman at the bar went
to HR, but nothing came of it.
764
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:25,056
And now Gabi’s gonna go
to the press,
765
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,958
and I have no reason
to tell her not to.
766
00:35:27,024 --> 00:35:28,659
She said Travis was--
767
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:29,994
They left after they had
one drink,
768
00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:31,329
because Gabi didn’t want
to go back
769
00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:32,831
into one of those rooms,
770
00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:34,866
along with the other
female exec.
771
00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:39,236
But the remaining company
personnel didn’t...
772
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,505
Mm-mm.
773
00:35:40,571 --> 00:35:42,773
This one falls on Emil.
774
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,775
The second he picked up
that phone to call her.
775
00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:47,177
Intimidation. Coercion.
776
00:35:47,244 --> 00:35:48,712
We keep disarming
land mines,
777
00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:50,982
and he’s just out there
creating new ones.
778
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:54,251
[sighs]
779
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:55,553
I’m leaving.
780
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,126
And what does talking you
into staying look like?
781
00:36:01,192 --> 00:36:03,694
A time machine
and a bottle of scotch.
782
00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:05,864
Uber’s Jurassic Park.
783
00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:07,431
If the T. rex
doesn’t tear you apart,
784
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,500
The New York Times wil
785
00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:11,102
Get everyone you love out
786
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,071
and let’s just hope
the dinosaurs eat each other.
787
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:15,640
♪♪♪♪♪♪
788
00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:26,017
Hey.
789
00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:30,288
-Here.
-Oh, thank you.
790
00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:35,460
What’s this?
791
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,895
[laughs]
792
00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:38,729
I’m the one
that’s in the shit.
793
00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:41,298
I’m the one
fixing the drinks.
794
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,467
I can’t argue with that.
795
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,136
Are you sure?
796
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:48,172
You seem to be in the midst
of one hell of an argument.
797
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,741
I am, with myself.
798
00:36:52,843 --> 00:36:54,579
I did this.
799
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:57,882
If I didn’t,
I sure as hell helped.
800
00:37:00,651 --> 00:37:01,853
I tried to put a goat
in the barn
801
00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:04,922
to keep my thoroughbred calm.
802
00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:08,759
Instead, there was some kind
of a toxic chemical reaction
803
00:37:08,826 --> 00:37:10,762
that happened
between the two of them.
804
00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:13,264
So he needs to be removed.
805
00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:16,667
Emil, he’s not your founder.
806
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:21,906
Excise him with clean margins
like the malignancy he is.
807
00:37:21,972 --> 00:37:23,407
Cut him out.
808
00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,844
Don’t just sit there
blaming yourself.
809
00:37:28,545 --> 00:37:31,114
You be you and keep trying.
810
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,751
You’ll figure it.
811
00:37:35,052 --> 00:37:37,788
♪♪♪♪♪♪
812
00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:44,061
[Hazelbaker]
He’s expecting your call.
813
00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:45,863
Can we just wait
for one minute--?
814
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,467
No. No, we can’t.
You have a slot, Travis.
815
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,067
We are on his timetable,
not yours.
816
00:37:50,134 --> 00:37:51,736
-Okay.
-Hang on. Hang on. There you go.
817
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:54,237
-He’s on right now?
-No, just give it a minute.
818
00:37:54,304 --> 00:37:55,906
[sighs]
819
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,846
Hey, Mr. President, sir.
820
00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:05,216
I’m very well, thank you.
821
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,384
Listen, I am calling
to let you know
822
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:10,121
I’ll be stepping down
from the economic council.
823
00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:12,056
It was my honor to--
824
00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:14,592
He hung up.
825
00:38:15,859 --> 00:38:17,495
Well, maybe if you’re lucky,
826
00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:19,230
this gets reported
as you listening
827
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,366
to your customers
or employees.
828
00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:24,235
Maybe we start to get out
of this tailspin.
829
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,338
I am not optimistic.
830
00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:29,140
You’re not-- why the fuck did
I just throw away my FaceTime
831
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,475
with the president?
832
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:32,810
The board convenes
this afternoon
833
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:35,046
in Los Angeles
with Holder.
834
00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:36,581
Hold on, he’s done?
835
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,082
And we go to him?
836
00:38:38,148 --> 00:38:40,184
Yeah. They’re reading it
at his law firm.
837
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,886
No PDFs. Dead trees only.
838
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,521
Your plane will be ready
in two hours.
839
00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:45,055
[distant telephone rings]
840
00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:48,025
♪♪♪♪♪♪
841
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:03,541
[Pearl Jam]
♪♪ Come, you masters of war
842
00:39:03,607 --> 00:39:08,446
♪♪ You that build all the guns ♪
843
00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:12,416
♪♪ You that build
The death place ♪♪
844
00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:14,552
♪♪ You that build all the guns ♪
845
00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:16,454
[Bonnie]
This is Bonnie Kalanick.
846
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,889
Please leave me a message
and I’ll get back to you.
847
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:20,624
Thanks.
848
00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:23,728
[Pearl Jam]
♪♪ You that hide behind desks
849
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,298
♪♪ I just want you to know ♪
850
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,368
♪♪ I can see
Through your masks ♪♪
851
00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:38,476
♪♪ You that never done nothing ♪
852
00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:43,414
♪♪ But to build and destroy
853
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:48,419
♪♪ You play with my world ♪
854
00:39:48,485 --> 00:39:50,721
♪♪ Like it was your little toy ♪
855
00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:55,593
♪♪ You put a gun in my hand
856
00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:59,563
♪♪ Then you hide from my eyes
857
00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:02,934
♪♪ And you turn
and run farther ♪♪
858
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,536
♪♪ When the fast bullets fly
859
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,844
♪♪ Like Judas of old ♪♪
860
00:40:15,145 --> 00:40:18,848
♪♪ You lie and deceive ♪♪
861
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:23,588
♪♪ A world war can be won ♪
862
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:26,190
♪♪ You want us to believe ♪
863
00:40:27,691 --> 00:40:31,362
♪♪ But I see
through your eyes... ♪♪
864
00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:34,265
-Can it go faster?
-Oh, yeah.
865
00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:35,699
-[laughs]
-Oh, yeah.
866
00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:38,002
-I want to go fast.
-All right.
867
00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:39,604
All right,
we’re gonna open it up.
868
00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:41,605
[Bonnie]
Go faster!
869
00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:44,141
[Bonnie screams]
870
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:46,211
Let me drive!
871
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,946
♪♪♪♪♪♪
872
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,649
Hello.
873
00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:53,183
♪♪ ...all the triggers ♪♪
874
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,719
This is Mr. Kalanick.
875
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:58,389
♪♪ For the others to fire ♪
876
00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:02,559
♪♪ Then you sit back
and watch ♪♪
877
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:05,996
♪♪ As the death count
gets higher ♪♪
878
00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:11,369
♪♪ You hi
in white mansions
879
00:41:11,435 --> 00:41:15,139
♪♪ While young people’s blood
880
00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:20,078
♪♪ Flows out of their bodies
and is buried in the mud ♪♪
881
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,680
♪♪♪♪♪♪
882
00:41:30,254 --> 00:41:32,289
I need you to take
me to Fresno.
883
00:41:34,892 --> 00:41:36,327
[Holder]
Hello, everyone.
884
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:40,130
I understand Mr. Kalanick
is unable to join.
885
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:44,702
But we know everything,
and we have it all in here.
886
00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:46,904
So let’s begin.
887
00:41:47,871 --> 00:41:51,509
♪♪♪♪♪♪
888
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,635
[exhales]
889
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:22,273
Sexism, lying,
lack of diversity.
890
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:26,277
These are all bad enough,
but it’s only the beginning.
891
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:29,480
Yeah. Section Two: driver
violence against passengers.
892
00:42:29,546 --> 00:42:32,583
Section Five: sexual predation
done by drivers.
893
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,920
Section Six: sexual predation
in the Uber offices.
894
00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:37,254
This is--
895
00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:39,924
Eric...
896
00:42:41,525 --> 00:42:43,661
what are your
recommendations?
897
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,631
I have them outlined,
898
00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:49,400
and it’s not a short list.
899
00:42:50,434 --> 00:42:51,836
[eyeglasses clatter]
900
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:55,105
[heart monitor beeping]
901
00:42:55,172 --> 00:42:58,709
♪♪♪♪♪♪
902
00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:00,477
[Travis]
Is this the best hospital?
903
00:43:00,544 --> 00:43:01,879
Looks like a dipshit hospital.
904
00:43:01,945 --> 00:43:03,814
It was the closest
trauma center.
905
00:43:03,881 --> 00:43:05,316
I’m gonna make some calls.
906
00:43:05,382 --> 00:43:06,783
Look, they know
what they’re doing.
907
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:08,118
This is the shit
I know about.
908
00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:10,287
[Arianna]
Travis?
909
00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:13,457
♪♪ It’s four o’clock
It’s got to stop ♪♪
910
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:15,359
♪♪ Tell him ♪♪
911
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,994
♪♪ "Take no more" ♪♪
912
00:43:17,061 --> 00:43:18,462
You’re okay.
913
00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:20,031
♪♪ She practices her speech
914
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,599
♪♪ As he opens the door ♪♪
915
00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:22,700
You are.
916
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,602
♪♪ She rolls over ♪♪
917
00:43:25,669 --> 00:43:27,137
You’re okay.
918
00:43:32,576 --> 00:43:33,878
Breathe.
919
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:37,648
♪♪ ...she’s in love with him
920
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:40,818
♪♪ Can’t find a better man ♪
921
00:43:40,885 --> 00:43:45,156
♪♪ She dreams in color,
she dreams in red ♪♪
922
00:43:45,222 --> 00:43:48,258
♪♪ Can’t find a better man ♪
923
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:52,729
♪♪ Can’t find a better man
924
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:54,598
♪♪ Can’t find
A better man ♪♪
925
00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:56,500
No, you don’t need
to tell me twice.
926
00:43:58,068 --> 00:43:59,603
[knock on door]
927
00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:06,110
You were good to come.
928
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,560
I can’t believe
she’s dead.
929
00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:25,062
She loved you.
930
00:44:25,129 --> 00:44:28,332
She loved you both,
so much.
931
00:44:31,635 --> 00:44:34,071
She always talked about you.
How proud she was.
932
00:44:34,137 --> 00:44:36,840
Sorry, I just need to speak
with Arianna before she leaves.
933
00:44:40,811 --> 00:44:42,046
Hey.
934
00:44:45,649 --> 00:44:47,551
[Angie]
Is your dad--?
935
00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:51,255
[Cory] Doctors are
cautiously optimistic.
936
00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:53,391
The fuck that means.
937
00:44:53,457 --> 00:44:54,758
[inaudible]
938
00:44:54,825 --> 00:44:57,127
Ange, I’m glad to see you,
939
00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:59,196
but you shouldn’t
have come.
940
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,066
Whatever he used to be?
Gone.
941
00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:05,135
Those aren’t human beings.
942
00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:08,572
♪♪♪♪♪♪
943
00:45:13,844 --> 00:45:16,346
♪♪♪♪♪♪
944
00:45:32,496 --> 00:45:35,699
Mr. Holder’s immediate
recommendations.
945
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:41,839
Emil?
946
00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:45,109
You okay with this?
947
00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:49,413
At this point,
all we owe him is a heads-up.
948
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,182
And by "we,"
I assume you mean the Board.
949
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,018
No.
950
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:57,721
Me talking to him doesn’t
show you taking responsibility.
951
00:45:57,788 --> 00:46:00,657
This needs to come
from you first.
952
00:46:00,724 --> 00:46:04,728
The Board needs to see you stand
behind Holder’s recommendations.
953
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,466
Or?
954
00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:10,200
The Board stops
standing behind you.
955
00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:11,903
[scoffs]
956
00:46:11,969 --> 00:46:15,906
♪♪♪♪♪♪
957
00:46:15,972 --> 00:46:17,641
[sighs]
958
00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:21,912
You ever fire anyone before?
959
00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:25,816
No one that mattered.
960
00:46:25,883 --> 00:46:28,218
Tell him what the meeting
is about right away.
961
00:46:30,054 --> 00:46:32,923
You’re gonna want to make him
feel better, because...
962
00:46:35,592 --> 00:46:37,828
well, despite
your past behavior,
963
00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:40,364
you’re not actually
a sociopath.
964
00:46:40,430 --> 00:46:43,534
♪♪♪♪♪♪
965
00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:46,003
Make it clean and quick.
966
00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:48,472
Hey, you okay?
967
00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:50,741
Your dad okay?
968
00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:52,175
Yeah, thanks.
You can come in.
969
00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:54,678
♪♪♪♪♪♪
970
00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:01,885
[sighs]
971
00:47:01,952 --> 00:47:05,389
So you talked to Gabi
about South Korea.
972
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:09,060
[scoffs]
Well...
973
00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:11,895
she must be pissed if she’s
calling you to complain.
974
00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:14,198
No, she didn’t call me, dude.
She called someone else.
975
00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:15,699
That’s the problem.
976
00:47:19,669 --> 00:47:20,971
Oh...
977
00:47:21,972 --> 00:47:23,240
fuck.
978
00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:25,910
Offsite.
979
00:47:25,976 --> 00:47:27,878
Ten o’clock at night,
980
00:47:27,945 --> 00:47:30,280
nobody to hear
if I start yelling.
981
00:47:32,949 --> 00:47:34,718
Where is Gurley, hmm?
982
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,554
Skulking with, uh,
Cohler and Fenton
983
00:47:37,621 --> 00:47:38,889
in legal down the hall?
984
00:47:38,956 --> 00:47:40,390
Yeah, something like that.
985
00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:44,962
You’re extending me
the courtesy.
986
00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:47,431
It’s always a friend
who does it.
987
00:47:47,497 --> 00:47:49,232
The Holder Report
988
00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:50,767
specifically recommends
your removal.
989
00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:52,569
The Board’s voting on it
in the morning.
990
00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:54,437
I didn’t realize
you could be fired
991
00:47:54,504 --> 00:47:57,374
for asking someone’s
ex-girlfriend to tell the truth.
992
00:47:58,975 --> 00:48:00,978
Well, it’s not just
South Korea.
993
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,514
I mean,
there is a pattern.
994
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:06,149
There’s India, there’s
the fuckup at the Waverly.
995
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:07,817
I was off
the fucking record!
996
00:48:07,884 --> 00:48:09,486
Do you think I want to be
doing this right now?
997
00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,188
To lose you? I don’t, okay?
998
00:48:11,255 --> 00:48:13,423
But I cannot let anything
take me down.
999
00:48:14,658 --> 00:48:16,160
Not even you.
1000
00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:17,928
If there’s something
that could kill Uber,
1001
00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:20,331
then it’s my job to remove it.
1002
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,766
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1003
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:26,036
It’s fucking bullshit.
1004
00:48:28,104 --> 00:48:29,873
And the sad thing is,
1005
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:31,842
you’re gonna want
to talk to me about this.
1006
00:48:33,543 --> 00:48:36,746
About everything
that’s about to come down.
1007
00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:39,315
And I don’t know if I’m gonna
pick up the phone.
1008
00:48:39,382 --> 00:48:40,950
[scoffs]
Jesus.
1009
00:48:41,017 --> 00:48:42,586
Fuck, my mom just died.
1010
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,421
You’re not gonna
pick up the phone?
1011
00:48:44,488 --> 00:48:46,424
-Man, fuck you!
-Fuck. Okay, I’m sorry.
1012
00:48:46,490 --> 00:48:49,192
Of course. Of course.
1013
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:50,727
Of course, man.
1014
00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:56,400
I’m sorry you’re
in this situation.
1015
00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,771
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1016
00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:08,845
You know what? I’m sorry.
1017
00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:15,185
You’re always gonna be
Team Uber.
1018
00:49:17,054 --> 00:49:18,322
You are.
1019
00:49:20,557 --> 00:49:24,000
Always.
1020
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:24,995
Always.
1021
00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:32,570
But I got to back
the Board’s decision.
1022
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,004
You’re out.
1023
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,808
[Gurley] Best we can hope for
is that he walks away,
1024
00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:40,343
stays quiet for a few days.
1025
00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:42,479
Mortification
can be a silencer.
1026
00:49:42,546 --> 00:49:44,215
Yeah, or he gets angry,
1027
00:49:44,281 --> 00:49:45,748
he starts talking about
how I signed off
1028
00:49:45,815 --> 00:49:47,418
on all those mistakes,
1029
00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,353
how he’s throwing his body
in front of a bullet.
1030
00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:53,891
I’ll make sure the Board knows
that you took care of it.
1031
00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:56,593
They’ll endorse
a leave of absence for you.
1032
00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:00,998
How long you been
planning all this?
1033
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,533
It’s not like that.
1034
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,035
It’s a leave.
It’s not an insurrection.
1035
00:50:05,101 --> 00:50:06,870
You just need to go away
for a while.
1036
00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:09,372
Let us clean up the mess,
then we’ll bring you back in.
1037
00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:12,042
I’ll make sure that the Board
is clear on the statement
1038
00:50:12,109 --> 00:50:14,578
that it’s not permanent.
1039
00:50:14,645 --> 00:50:17,914
So I’ll get to see the press
release before it goes out.
1040
00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:23,319
You’re gonna come back
stronger, I promise you.
1041
00:50:23,386 --> 00:50:26,657
This is the chapter in
your memoir where you reassess.
1042
00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:29,226
It’s all wins after this.
1043
00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:32,462
I’ll write the introduction
for you.
1044
00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:53,216
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1045
00:50:53,283 --> 00:50:54,851
[indistinct chatter]
1046
00:50:56,854 --> 00:50:58,455
[Bonderman]
Travis back in Fresno?
1047
00:50:58,522 --> 00:51:01,158
Far from here, yes.
1048
00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,561
Leave of absence
starts tonight.
1049
00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:05,395
He take it okay?
1050
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:07,698
He took it.
1051
00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,633
That’s all that matters to us.
1052
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:11,902
[Arianna]
Can we please gather?
1053
00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:15,371
I would like to thank you all
1054
00:51:15,438 --> 00:51:17,808
on behalf of the Uber board
for being here.
1055
00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:20,677
Our culture has taken ill,
1056
00:51:20,743 --> 00:51:23,379
but we’ve called upon
a great healer.
1057
00:51:23,446 --> 00:51:25,816
Let’s talk about
our recommendations
1058
00:51:25,883 --> 00:51:27,151
from Eric Holder.
1059
00:51:31,188 --> 00:51:32,990
I am passionate
about redemption,
1060
00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:35,960
which is why I can state
with authority
1061
00:51:36,026 --> 00:51:40,363
that Travis is on a path
that will save this company.
1062
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:44,101
And to that end,
he has something to say.
1063
00:51:53,877 --> 00:51:55,946
Thank you, Arianna.
1064
00:51:57,881 --> 00:51:59,249
[clears throat]
1065
00:52:00,950 --> 00:52:04,855
The last eight years of my life
has only been about Uber.
1066
00:52:04,922 --> 00:52:07,191
Recent events
have brought home for me
1067
00:52:07,257 --> 00:52:09,826
that people are more important
than work,
1068
00:52:09,893 --> 00:52:12,429
and I need to take some time off
from the day-to-day
1069
00:52:12,496 --> 00:52:14,765
to grieve my mother,
to take care of my father,
1070
00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:16,866
to work on myself,
1071
00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:20,737
and to focus on building out
a world-class leadership team.
1072
00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,806
I mean, the team we had...
1073
00:52:28,345 --> 00:52:31,081
The ultimate responsibility
for where we’ve gotten
1074
00:52:31,147 --> 00:52:34,384
and how we’ve gotten here
rests on my shoulders.
1075
00:52:34,451 --> 00:52:37,788
But if we’re gonna work
on Uber 2.0,
1076
00:52:37,855 --> 00:52:40,891
I also need to work
on Travis 2.0.
1077
00:52:40,957 --> 00:52:42,859
[cheers and applause]
1078
00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:52,936
[applause continues]
1079
00:52:58,308 --> 00:53:01,678
In case this one
was confusing,
1080
00:53:01,744 --> 00:53:04,580
Emil Michael has been removed
1081
00:53:04,648 --> 00:53:07,884
by unanimous vote
of the Board.
1082
00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:10,755
This is just
absolutely brainless.
1083
00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:14,658
They fired Himmler to make
Hitler seem less culpable.
1084
00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:16,927
You hate working here
that much?
1085
00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:19,929
-It’s a trade-off.
-You want to do the best work,
1086
00:53:19,996 --> 00:53:23,634
the shit nobody else will
let you do, actually disrupt?
1087
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,234
Then you gotta work
with people
1088
00:53:25,301 --> 00:53:27,103
who give you enough room
to do that.
1089
00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:28,571
-And sometimes they’re...
-Assholes.
1090
00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:29,806
Yeah.
1091
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,674
The next recommendations,
1092
00:53:31,741 --> 00:53:34,077
well, they’re all about culture.
1093
00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:37,681
Always Be Hustling?
1094
00:53:37,747 --> 00:53:39,182
Not anymore.
1095
00:53:39,249 --> 00:53:41,117
I’m gonna go
to the bathroom.
1096
00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:45,055
There must be balance...
1097
00:53:45,121 --> 00:53:47,423
as you can read in my book.
1098
00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:52,729
♪♪ ’Cause I’ve carried my weight
And I’ve been a strong man ♪♪
1099
00:53:52,795 --> 00:53:54,497
♪♪ Yeah, yeah ♪♪
1100
00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:59,102
♪♪ Listen to the man
in the liquor store ♪♪
1101
00:54:01,204 --> 00:54:04,440
♪♪ Yelling,
"Anybody want a drink ♪♪
1102
00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:08,278
♪♪ Before the war?" ♪♪
1103
00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:17,487
-Were you followed?
-No.
1104
00:54:17,554 --> 00:54:19,155
Turned off my phone
like you asked.
1105
00:54:19,222 --> 00:54:20,257
Were you?
1106
00:54:24,061 --> 00:54:28,231
So what say we, all of us,
come together,
1107
00:54:28,298 --> 00:54:29,900
do our best work,
1108
00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:32,502
and get to the next generation
of this great company?
1109
00:54:32,569 --> 00:54:34,170
[cheers and applause]
1110
00:54:44,881 --> 00:54:46,950
He shouldn’t be here.
1111
00:54:47,017 --> 00:54:49,286
If you want to launch
the next gen of Uber, Bill,
1112
00:54:49,352 --> 00:54:54,057
you have to let me launch
the next gen of Travis.
1113
00:54:56,426 --> 00:55:00,230
♪♪ And you live in a shell ♪
1114
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:04,000
♪♪ You create your own hell
1115
00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:06,370
-[man shouts]
-♪♪ You live in the past ♪♪
1116
00:55:06,436 --> 00:55:08,839
♪♪ And talk about war ♪♪
1117
00:55:08,905 --> 00:55:10,674
It happens.
1118
00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:13,243
Lots of people think they want
to talk until it’s time.
1119
00:55:13,309 --> 00:55:14,744
I want to talk.
1120
00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:17,314
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1121
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:25,789
I think the best thing is,
think on it and then call me.
1122
00:55:25,856 --> 00:55:27,924
Or don’t--
1123
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:29,893
I just want to know that
what I’m doing is the...
1124
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,561
[deep breath]
1125
00:55:31,627 --> 00:55:34,363
I mean, I think I’m doing
the right thing.
1126
00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:36,566
But, like,
how do you know?
1127
00:55:40,336 --> 00:55:42,472
Hey, no, no. Don’t go.
1128
00:55:44,974 --> 00:55:48,544
I don’t want
to be an asshole.
1129
00:55:48,611 --> 00:55:52,215
♪♪ You’ve got a heart of ston
you can never feel ♪♪
1130
00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,385
Okay.
1131
00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:58,721
♪♪ You say,
"Oh, I’m not afraid... ♪♪
1132
00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:02,025
So what do you have to tell me
to feel that’s not who you are?
1133
00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:06,430
♪♪ So stop talking of war ♪
1134
00:56:06,496 --> 00:56:10,533
♪♪ ’Cause you know
We’ve heard it all before ♪♪
1135
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:14,204
♪♪ Why don’t you go out there
1136
00:56:14,271 --> 00:56:15,939
♪♪ And do something useful?
1137
00:56:16,005 --> 00:56:17,907
You ever heard of Greyball?
1138
00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:20,977
♪♪ Oh, listen to the man...
1139
00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,612
It’s a programming thing.
1140
00:56:22,679 --> 00:56:25,849
It’s just to essentially
target...
1141
00:56:25,915 --> 00:56:29,285
♪♪ Yelling,
"Anybody want a drink ♪♪
1142
00:56:29,352 --> 00:56:32,689
♪♪ Before the war?"
1143
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:41,631
♪♪ "Anybody want a drink
before the war?" ♪♪
1144
00:56:41,698 --> 00:56:43,367
♪♪ Aha ♪♪
1145
00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:47,237
"Anybody want to drink
before the war?" ♪♪
1146
00:56:50,306 --> 00:56:53,710
[Sinead O’Connor vocalizes]
1147
00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:09,626
[vocalizing]
1148
00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:19,803
♪♪ Ooh ♪♪
1149
00:57:19,869 --> 00:57:21,771
♪♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪♪
1150
00:57:23,372 --> 00:57:25,141
♪♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪♪
1151
00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:38,121
♪♪♪♪♪♪
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