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Wakey, wakey, Count Dracula.
It's time to rise and shine!
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Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
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How dare you break into my castle!
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Hi, everyone. I'm Max.
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Hey, bat-breath,
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you've got the camera
the wrong way round!
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Point it at me!
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No! Not at my tummy!
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And definitely not at my butt!
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Today we are experimenting with...
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..with this!
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The magical amulet of Baba Yaga.
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It bestows magical powers
to whoever holds it.
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I am totally not supposed
to have this.
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I snagged it when
she wasn't looking, but it's OK.
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She's a good witch now.
We all hang out together.
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OK, so there was that time that
she did turn us into monsters.
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And we fought Count Dracula.
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Don't worry,
he's not coming back any time soon.
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We trapped him in his castle
so he can't escape.
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And to be honest,
it was actually pretty cool
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being a super strong werewolf!
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I loved it.
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But...the curse only works
when my family is unhappy.
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And we're all happy again now...
apparently.
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So...back to the magical amulet.
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Imagine, if you will...
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..the marriage of magic and science.
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I can make the world a better place
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just like my heroes, the Starrs!
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We'll make the world
a better place!
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Ha.
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This is outrageous! Who are you?!
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My name is Mila. Mila Starr.
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And we have some tests to do.
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Tests?
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Hmm.
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OK, what smells gross?
What are you doing?
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Thought so. You've got a cavity.
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Third molar, top right.
I...I mean left.
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I knew it! It's been
hurting me for decades.
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When was the last time you flossed?
Er...
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1307.
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Dental hygiene, inadequate.
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You dare to insult Count Dracula,
the Prince of Darkness?!
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You shall pay dearly for this!
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I don't think so, Your Highness.
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Just sit back...
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..and relax.
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Hmm, that one was still OK.
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OK, experiment number one. Er...
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What is that smell?
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That can't be me,
I just showered three days ago!
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Change of plan.
New experiment number one.
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Magical everlasting deodorant!
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By night, by day,
send foul odours away!
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Ow!
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Yes, yes, yes! No, no, no!
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Mum, Dad. I've caught Dracula!
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Of course you have! You are the best
daughter in the world, Mila.
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You're the very best.
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So, what's my next mission?
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Capture this witch.
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Experiment number 27.
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I will transform a bat
into a handsome prince!
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By day, by night,
create regal might!
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It's working! Yes, it's working!
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It's... Whoops.
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Sorry.
Oh, a message.
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School group chat.
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Someone's hacked my account
and uploaded my dance video!
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It's OK. Maybe no-one will see...
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..it.
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Dancing? At school? You've got
to stop being such an easy target.
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I was practising!
For what?
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Dancing with dorks?
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I can't believe you've
embarrassed me like this.
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How am I supposed to show
my face in school tomorrow?
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What do you care? I thought
you were dropping out of school?
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That was supposed to be
a secret! And I haven't decided yet.
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Well, I think you should.
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They'd have to invent
a whole new alphabet
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for your grades to get any lower.
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I got a C in home ec!
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Guys, I'm sorry to interrupt
your argument,
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but we do have a wedding to go to.
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Tell that to Max!
He isn't even ready yet!
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The wedding is today?!
I'll be two minutes.
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Remember the time we nearly died
fighting that evil vampire?
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Er... Yeah.
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Sometimes, I miss that.
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Hmm. What is taking them so long?
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Don't weddings make you
feel romantic?
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Not when we're late for them.
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Ugh, don't hug me in public.
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♪Le Freak
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Huh?
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Come on, Max.
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Max Wishbone,
get into this car right...
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♪ Come on, dig it! ♪
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Uh... Come on, Dad, we're late.
What are you waiting for?
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I love a wedding, don't you?!
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Fay, you hardly say two words
these days. Are you OK?
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Of course. Oh, apart from the fact
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that I have absolutely no fu...
..ture!
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Why would you say that, sweetheart?
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You really don't know, do you?
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Fay's dropping out of school.
What?!
- What?!
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Max!
Fay?!
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I'm not! At least,
I don't... I don't think I am.
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You are not quitting school!
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Out of the way! I'm driving here!
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OK, let's go.
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I'm no good at anything!
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I'm flunking everything,
and you'd know that
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if you paid any attention to me!
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But we do pay attenti...
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Everyone in my class
is good at something.
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Ashley is a runner, Jenny won
Young Journalist of the Year.
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This is Taylor, she's 16,
and she's going to medical school.
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And do you know why that is?
She's really good at science stuff?
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Her parents support her! All of
my friends' parents support them.
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We do support you.
Oh, really?!
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I was in a play last week...
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and none of you came to see it.
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I got held up at the book shop.
I had a meeting.
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You were playing a sheep.
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And not even the main one.
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We're always here, Fay.
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We just don't feel the need to be
like those parents who watch
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their kids' every move. We trust you
to make your own decisions.
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And there is something
- you're really good at.
- Really?!
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What?
Staring at your phone.
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Ow!
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Did you know that smartphones
are covered in
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18 times more germs than a toilet
- seat?
- Eat this, then!
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What's this you're sending me, Fay?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You just look so funny.
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No-one laughed at me
when I was a werewolf.
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I told you we'd make it on time.
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Come on, disco king.
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Um... Didn't you used to be a frog?
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What's up?
Those are girls from my school.
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So? Go and say hi.
I don't want them to see me.
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What's the problem? You look great.
I do, don't I?
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Huh?
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♪ Come on, dig it! ♪
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Is that Max?
Wow.
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Uh... Oh! Heh.
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And...shared.
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Can't you get through one day
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without embarrassing yourself?
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This is bullying.
I'm gonna talk to their parents.
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And their teachers,
and...and their teachers' parents.
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Please, let it go, Mum.
But they're making fun of you.
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You'll just make it worse.
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Max, it'll be OK.
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Oh, you two look so sweet!
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This is the happiest day of my life.
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Sorry we're late!
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No late...on time, you are.
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Fay, put your phone away!
Don't shout, Frank. We're in church!
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That was my foot!
My wedding, this is.
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You're now being happy. Pronto.
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Or else,
I will be turning you into...
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Sorry, Reverend.
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This isn't the time for cursing,
this is the time for loving.
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Emma, Frank...you being witnesses.
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Fay, you be taking photos.
Fine.
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Max, please try not to trip over
your trousers.
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Now, who wants married getting?!
We do!
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Will you, Renfield, take this woman,
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Baba Yaga...
Huh?
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..to be your wedded wife?
To love her...
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comfort her, honour and keep her...
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..in sickness and in health.
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OK, I guess I'm no good
at photography either.
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Wait. What is that?
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..until death do you part?
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I...
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Huh?
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Hi.
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What is it you are wanting
at our wedding?!
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You.
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I think you are not knowing
what it is you are facing.
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My amulet!
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Uh-oh.
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I know I've got it right...
right here...
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..somewhere.
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Leave... Baba...alone!
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Cool trousers -
do they make them in your size?
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Who are you any...
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..way?
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Why would I want to tell you that?
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a job to do.
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Not my Baba!
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Baba!
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Stop the drones!
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We need to get the controller
from whoever she is!
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I'll get her!
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OK, maybe I won't.
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Baba-a-a-a!
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Baba! My snookie-pooks!
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Just hand it over.
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You don't stand a chance against me.
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I've got skills.
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What? Ordering pizza?
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Never joke about pizza.
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Let go, pizza boy!
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Don't call me pizza boy!
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Ew!
Yuk. Yuk!
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Give it back!
Yeah, no chance.
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Er... Guys? I don't think you should
be throwing it around like that.
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Why not?
Because of that.
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Baba, hold on!
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Baba!
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I'm right here, pizza boy.
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Baba, my snookie-pooks!
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I'll save you!
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Going somewhere? Huh?
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What are you doing? We'll crash!
You're too heavy!
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OK, so I could lose a few pounds.
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No need to get personal.
Now, let go of my friends!
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Baba-a-a-a-a!
After them!
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Max?
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Let go! I'll catch you!
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No, no, no! Not again!
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What am I doing?!
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Watch out!
I can't see anything!
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Right! Go right! No, that's left!
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The other way!
Why didn't you turn right?!
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That was right!
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Phew, that was close, pizza boy.
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Are you crazy?!
We almost got killed!
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You can't even tell left from right!
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Bye-bye, pizza boy!
Oh!
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And give us back Baba and Renfield!
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Why are you all spinning around
like that?
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The end is near!
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She can't even tell
her left from her right.
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Stupid girl.
If I was still a werewolf,
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I'd have shown her
what's left and right!
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- I couldn't save them.
- You did
the best you could, sweetheart.
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But it wasn't good enough.
Welcome to my world.
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I haven't got a chance
against that girl.
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But...
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werewolf Max does!
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Max, no!
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Just one tiny spell.
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Mum! He's gonna turn us all
into monsters again!
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Max, what did we say about
cursing the family?
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But I won't change all of us.
- Just me!
- Max...
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..magic is best left
in the hands of the professionals.
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So...
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Look, I...I've been practising.
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I'm practically a witch myself.
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00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,520
Hmm.
258
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,320
By fire, by light...
259
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,560
..by all things bright...
260
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,000
Frank, do something!
261
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,960
..prepare me for the fight...
262
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,560
OK! What, exactly?
263
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,440
..on this magical monster night!
264
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,840
Ah! I told you!
Ah! Stop him!
265
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,200
Ha-ha! Yes!
266
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,720
Were-Max is back!
267
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,080
Great job, Max.
268
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,480
Come on, old flicker box!
269
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,360
Live from
the Starr headquarters...
270
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,560
join our favourite inventors,
Marlene and Maddox Starr,
271
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,440
unveiling their mind-boggling tech
to make the world a better place!
272
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:36,320
Welcome, folks! Let's take a look
at our new Starr rocket cruiser.
273
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,280
Blazing fast ignition,
three supersonic boosters.
274
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,600
Carries a load of 50 tons,
no biggie.
275
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:46,240
Let's stay focused...because on top
of it all, it's remote-controlled.
276
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,680
Simply press this field,
and the burning chambers
277
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,720
are preheated in five seconds.
278
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,120
After that,
everything is ready for take-off.
279
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,320
Welcome back, my darling.
280
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:04,120
- Hi, Mum.
- Why have you brought me
three creatures?
281
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,080
The husband was a bit too clingy.
282
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,360
And did anything else happen?
283
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,120
Well, there was some resistance
among the wedding guests.
284
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,400
But I was able to deal
- with it quickly.
- Mm.
285
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:18,720
Can't have been that quick,
you're 14 minutes behind schedule.
286
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,160
Mila will make up for it next time.
Right?
287
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,480
Of course I will.
OK! Let's take a look at this.
288
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,600
Already?
289
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,120
Can't we hang out for a little while
before I have to leave again?
290
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,040
Mila, our project
is to save mankind.
291
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,600
There's nothing more important.
292
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,080
You're right. I'm sorry.
293
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,480
Right! Your new targets are...
294
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,080
Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster...
295
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,000
..and Yeti, the snow monster
of the Himalayas.
296
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,200
OK. There's no way those two monsters
297
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,320
are going to fit inside
the Starr-copter.
298
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:58,760
Then, it's a good thing
we invented this.
299
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,800
Mm.
300
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,400
What is it?
301
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,440
A shrinking ray gun.
302
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,640
One day,
all the world's plastic waste
303
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,280
will be shrunk to the size
of a single atom.
304
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:16,440
Wow. Nice going, Mum and Dad.
305
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,400
I'm going to make you
regret the day
306
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,160
you messed with
Wilberforce Renfield!
307
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,960
Excuse me, we're the good guys.
308
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,280
It won't hurt him, will it?
309
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,240
The process is completely painless.
310
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,880
I must warn you,
I've got a white coat in karate!
311
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,120
Ki-ya!
312
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,320
You guys are geniuses!
313
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,880
When I grow up,
I want to be just like you!
314
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,200
Of course you do. You're a Starr.
315
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,200
And we Starrs...
316
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,120
..will make the world
a better place!
317
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,120
I won't be long!
318
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,160
This was supposed to be...
319
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,200
the happiest day of my life.
320
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,320
So now I look like 3,000-year-old
meatloaf again.
321
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,920
I'm putting all your
embarrassing photos online.
322
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,880
I told you not to play
with Baba's amulet.
323
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,880
You are absolutely impossible.
Turn us back, right now!
324
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,360
Huh?
I'm sorry. I...I can't.
325
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,840
What do you mean, you can't?!
326
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,560
Huh?
327
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,560
Don't you remember?
328
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,600
The first time Baba used the spell,
329
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,800
she only wanted to change mum
into a monster.
330
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,960
But the spell
changed us all because...
331
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
..because we were unhappy.
332
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,120
And we only changed back
when we were happy again.
333
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,200
Great, so we're gonna be monsters
- forever.
- So I guess it's true.
334
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,280
We're an unhappy family again.
Did you really need magic
to tell you that?
335
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,440
I'm sorry. It's all my fault.
336
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,680
No, Mum. It's not your fault.
337
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,880
It's Dad's fault too.
338
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:31,320
Ka-match!
339
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,240
What?
340
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:47,160
OK, so I guess we're down to
one responsible parent again.
341
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:51,200
Hey! Look on the bright side.
Now that we've monstered up,
342
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,840
our odds of saving Baba and Renfield
have risen exponentially.
343
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,880
I hate it when you speak nerd.
Look at us!
344
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,960
We're faster and stronger.
345
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,200
Mum's a vampire, you've got mummy
magic. We can totally get them back!
346
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,520
OK, you've got a point, I guess.
347
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,080
But how can we save them
if we don't know where they are?
348
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,800
With this.
Sweetheart...
349
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,120
no offence, but you haven't exactly
got the hang of that thing.
350
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,800
Frank! No!
351
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,520
Sorry!
Trust me.
352
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,560
I can find anyone.
353
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,040
All I have to do is think
really hard about them.
354
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:32,600
By day, by night,
bring me second sight!
355
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,640
You are supposed to be finding
Baba and Renfield,
356
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,800
not your new girl crush.
357
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,880
She's not my crush.
She's just a girl...
358
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,080
who I totally
can't stop thinking about.
359
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:52,360
She can't even tell left from right.
Where's she flying to?
360
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,800
Scotland - Loch Ness.
361
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,080
That girl is our only lead.
Can you get us there?
362
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,840
Sure. I know
Baba's teleportation spell.
363
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,400
Couldn't we just book a flight?
There's no time!
364
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,760
Disappear, pronto!
365
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,000
Disappear, pronto!
366
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,280
Disappear, pronto!
Huh?
367
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,200
There are now claims that the former
President is, in fact, a Martian.
368
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,720
Who are you?!
369
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,120
Just fans.
Disappear, pronto!
370
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,640
So...we're back where we started.
371
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,840
I think that's enough magic,
don't you?
372
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,360
OK. But how will we get
to Loch Ness now?
373
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,400
Mat-met.
374
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,600
Uh... Mat-met.
375
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,680
Is it just me or is Dad
making less sense than usual?
376
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,600
Mat-met.
377
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,000
Ah, he means bat-jet.
Mat-met.
378
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,040
Dracula's bat-jet?
379
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,800
It's in Cheyenne's barn.
380
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,040
Your dad thought it might
come in handy one day.
381
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,320
Do we even know how to fly it?
382
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,240
Well, how hard can it be?
- Er... Very.
- Come on!
383
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,480
We're wasting time.
384
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,680
Ooh, I feel strange.
- Mat-met.
- Mum...
385
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,880
(STOMACH RUMBLES)..what's the
- matter?
- I feel... Ooh, I'm hungry.
386
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,600
Cheyenne's still in India,
so let's head straight for the barn.
387
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,280
Blood! Put me down!
Mum...
388
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,880
I can't believe you had
Dracula's bat-jet all this time
and didn't tell us!
389
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,080
Yeah!
390
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,600
Hungry!
Yeah, I don't think Mum and Dad
391
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,680
are really up for answering
- questions right now.
- Uffta.
392
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,360
The bat-jet!
Ha, I knew it.
393
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,400
That's no lawnmower.
You need a pilot's licence for that.
394
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,040
Ah, you must be Cheyenne's
annoying neighbour.
395
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,040
He won't be annoying once
I've drained his blood!
396
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,360
That's it! I'm calling the police!
397
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,240
Look de-e-e-ep into my eyes.
398
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,800
You're a bea-a-a-autiful dancer.
399
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,800
And now you dance...the Dying Swan.
400
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,480
I'd forgotten how much fun this is.
401
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,600
Put me down!
402
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,720
So hungry! Let me go!
403
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,520
Not like that!
404
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,440
Er...
Why are you looking at me like that?
405
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,760
Hungry!
406
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,760
OK, that's not good.
407
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,800
Er... I've got an idea.
408
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,320
- Keep her busy!
- I don't think
that's gonna be a problem.
409
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:19,640
Blood! Hungry!
Mum, I know what you're thinking.
410
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,920
But trust me, I taste like
a mouldy sandwich right now.
411
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,720
Dracula had a stash of plasma pills
in his food locker.
412
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,880
Fay, I'm so sorry!
413
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:36,880
You tried to drain me of blood.
Great parenting, Mum.
414
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,520
Er... Does anyone actually know
how to fly this thing?
415
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,880
Renfield does, but he's kind of
captured right now.
416
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,200
Maybe there's a manual
in the glove compartment?
417
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,880
I don't think there's a manual...
or a glove compartment.
418
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,360
It's just a matter of discovering
the user interface.
419
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,120
It's probably intuitive,
so...if I'm the pilot,
420
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,280
and I want to start the engine,
I just press er...
421
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,880
this.
422
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,960
Uh-uh.
423
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,480
Ugh, just make it start, already!
424
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,440
Huh?
425
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,760
Your wish is my command.
426
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,160
I am your voice-activated autopilot.
And yes...
427
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,520
..I really do look this good.
428
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,640
Dracula?!
My mife!
429
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:33,120
It's OK, it's just a hologram.
The bat-jet is voice-controlled.
430
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,400
For those times where you've got
more important things to do than...
431
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,520
humph...press buttons.
432
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,760
So we just tell him
where we want to go?I...I guess so.
433
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,800
Uh... Dracula. Take us to Loch Ness.
434
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,840
I've found three entries
for Loch Ness in the local area.
435
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,120
Loch Ness fish restaurant
is 2.3km away.
436
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:56,760
Loch Ness tartan manufacturers,
on the other hand, is 3.1km away.
437
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,880
Loch Ness, Scotland -
438
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,960
as fast as you can!
439
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,720
Dad, I'm in position.
That's great, Mila.
440
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:25,400
The Loch Ness Monster is your next
target for project Save Mankind.
441
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,160
It has been hiding at the bottom
of the lake for thousands of years.
442
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,200
She looks kind of friendly.
443
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,640
No! It's a monster, Mila.
444
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,000
And definitely not friendly!
Of course.
445
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,080
Sorry, Mum. I...
446
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,280
I'll have to call you back.
Don't you...
447
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,520
..dare disconnect us!
448
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,240
She's getting more wilful every day!
449
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,800
Don't worry, we only need her
to fetch the remaining specimens,
450
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,000
then our collection
will be complete,
451
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,040
and her mission will be over.
452
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,600
What is that girl doing here?
453
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:10,200
Judging by the way she grabbed Baba,
I'd say she's some sort of hunter.
454
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,240
I bet she's here for
the Loch Ness Monster.
455
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,320
That's ridiculous.
Nessie doesn't exist.
456
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,600
Says the vampire to the werewolf.
457
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,120
I'm sure I'm right.
Who are these weirdos?
458
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,880
Maybe it does exist.
Nessie sightings have been reported
459
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,960
for more than a thousand years.
460
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,880
And fun fact, since 1934,
461
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,040
Nessie has been a protected species.
462
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,600
There is nothing fun
about those facts.
463
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,400
There's her 'copter,
but I can't see her
464
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,480
Hey! Don't touch that!
465
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:45,320
Who are you?
Where are our friends?
466
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,040
Pizza boy?
Yeah!
467
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,480
No! I'm Were-Max.
468
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,600
So you're a...werewolf now?
469
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,760
Exactly!
470
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,800
At least you're not wearing those
ridiculous trousers any more.
471
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,520
- Exactly!
- Cos you're not
wearing trousers at all!
472
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,120
Ex...actly. Uh...
473
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,320
That's enough!
474
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,200
Now, listen here, young lady.
475
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:20,200
Sorry, I don't really have time
to listen, old lady!
476
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,480
Uffta?
477
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,200
Uffta!
478
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,920
Which do you like better...
479
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,400
basketball...or...
480
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,640
football?!
481
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,400
Frank, wake up. Wake up!
482
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,440
Hey, supergirl.
483
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,320
Time for a little hypnosis.
484
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,240
Look deep into my eyes.
485
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:09,240
You are going to dance...
like MC Hammer!
486
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,360
♪You Can't Touch This
487
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,720
♪ Look in my eyes, man
You can't touch this
488
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,560
♪ Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
489
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,080
♪ Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that
490
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,680
♪ Now you know you wanna dance
So move outta your...
491
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,720
♪ Look in my eyes, man
You can't touch this ♪
492
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,600
Ready for round two?
Sorry, pizza boy.
493
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,800
I've got work to do.
494
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,840
Stop calling me 'pizza boy'!
495
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,720
Mila?
Are you all right?
496
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,160
Hi, Dad, sorry for the little
interruption earlier.
497
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,720
Let's get to work.
OK, right. Where was I? Ah, yes!
498
00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:00,520
We've added a little update to your
suit to help you find the monster.
499
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,960
The last attempt to find him
was in 2003, using 600 sonars...
500
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,640
which we hacked.
We altered their results
501
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,680
so they couldn't find the monster.
502
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,960
But you'll manage in no time!
Just follow the drone.
503
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,880
Wow, beautiful plants.
504
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,040
Hm?
505
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,480
What is it?
506
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,680
You...again?!
507
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,400
Come on, come on!
508
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,240
What happened?
509
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,240
That was pretty brave.
Brave?
510
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,280
Me?
511
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,040
And also really stupid.
512
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:09,480
I won't let you take Nessie.
You've got to stop trying to beat me.
513
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,520
You're only going to get hurt.
514
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,600
You saved me.
515
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,720
Of course I did. I'm one of
the good guys.
516
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:23,160
Oh, great. Because of you,
I'm totally behind schedule again.
517
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,600
Thanks, pizza boy.
518
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,800
My name is Max. What's yours?
Um...
519
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,880
Come on.
If we're going to be nemeses,
520
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,880
we should at least
- know each other's names.
- Mila.
521
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,000
Mila Starr.
Starr?
522
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,480
As in Marlene and Maddox Starr?
The tech wizards?
523
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:43,040
Well, I just call them Mum and Dad.
Whoa!
524
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:47,040
Yep, they're pretty 'whoa',
- all right!
- Those guys are geniuses!
525
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,680
They've made billions
with their inventions.
526
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,040
And... And they give it all
to charity.
527
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:57,080
They have financed 1,111 orphanages
all over the world.
528
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,320
How come I know everything
about the Starrs,
529
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,400
but I didn't know
they had a daughter?
530
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,840
Well, they're keeping it secret.
Why?
531
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,680
They're geniuses. If they told me,
I probably wouldn't understand.
532
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,160
Are you sure it's not because
you're flying around the world
533
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,600
trapping innocent witches
and sea creatures?
534
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,160
That's a beast.
535
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,080
She's no beast.
536
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,080
Just look at her!
537
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,720
She just doesn't want
to be called names.
538
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,080
Or be made fun of
because she's different.
539
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,200
And you definitely
shouldn't take photos
540
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,240
or videos of her when she's dancing.
541
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,520
And put them on... Ow! Oh.
542
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,000
And... And put them online
for everyone to laugh at.
543
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:50,400
You've stopped talking
about the monster, haven't you?
544
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,160
Good guys don't do what you do.
545
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,120
It's... It's all for a reason.
546
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,960
And what reason is that?
547
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,160
I'm not supposed to say.
548
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,320
Wait!
549
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,600
Frank, wake up! Wake up!
Can't touch this!
550
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,520
♪ Look in my eyes, man
You can't touch this ♪
551
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,840
Mum, Dad, Fay!
We've got to stop her!
552
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,480
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
553
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,680
Wake up! Come on.
554
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,280
Wake...up!
Ow! Ouch!
555
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,880
Oh! Finally!
556
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,920
We've got to get to the jet!
557
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,960
Can't touch this!
558
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,960
We have to follow that monster!
559
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,240
She isn't a monster.
560
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,440
She's just made some bad decisions.
561
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,200
- Uh... Hm.
- You were talking about
Nessie, weren't you?
562
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:55,120
So you've got a thing for
the weird girl who catches monsters.
563
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:59,120
No. There's just something
not quite right about her.
564
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:04,040
Yeah, she's a kidnapper.
- No, there's something else.
- What?
565
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,000
I don't know.
But I'm going to find out.
566
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,720
Dracula, do not let that
Starr-copter get away!
567
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,920
Your wish is my command.
568
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,920
Thank you for choosing
Dracula Airlines.
569
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,960
We hope you have a pleasant flight.
570
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,160
Please stow your luggage
out of sight
571
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:32,040
and prepare to surrender your soul
to the Prince of Darkness.
572
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,240
That's me.
573
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,760
Please remain seated
throughout the flight...
574
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,000
with your seatbelt
tightly fastened at all times.
575
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,640
In the unlikely event
of cabin depressurisation,
576
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,400
an oxygen mask
will fall from an overhead panel.
577
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,200
Huh.
578
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,160
So that's where
I put my bowling ball.
579
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,600
Stop! Stop! Stop!
580
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,360
Jet, touch down...gently.
581
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,680
Welcome to the Himalayas.
582
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,440
As you disembark,
please remember your luggage,
583
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,680
and to tell your pilot
just how devilishly handsome he is.
584
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,960
Wee!
585
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,720
You won't give up,
will you, pizza boy?
586
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:02,080
I'm not wearing
enough bandages for snow!
587
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,840
Look - tracks!
588
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,840
These feet are as big as yours, Dad!
589
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,840
Uffta.
These might lead us to Mila!
590
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,960
Oh, so now she's 'Mila'.
591
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,880
Uffta.
592
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,320
Yeti!
593
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,320
And he doesn't look happy.
594
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:51,240
I'm sure if we just explain, nicely,
- why we're here, he won't eat us.
- OK.
595
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:55,160
You first.
Greetings, we come...
596
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,880
..in peace.
597
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,680
Uffta?
598
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,240
♪ Love is in the air...
599
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:12,040
- Uffta.
- Uffta.
# Every sight and every sound...
600
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,240
Uffta.
Uffta!
601
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,440
♪ Love is in the air
602
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,360
♪ In the thunder of the sea...
603
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,800
♪ And I don't know
if I'm just dreaming
604
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:29,240
♪ Don't know if I feel sane
605
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,440
♪ But it's something
that I must believe in
606
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,080
♪ And it's there when you
call out my name
607
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:47,240
♪ Love is in the air
608
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,800
♪ Love is in the air...
609
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,480
I'm so glad no-one knows
me out here.
610
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,960
♪ Love is in the air ♪
611
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:06,680
Uffta! Uffta. Uffta!
612
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:11,000
Thanks for distracting him for me!
Uffta!
613
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:15,080
Mila!
Sorry, pizza boy. Gotta fly!
614
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:25,280
I've got this, Dad. As a human,
I might not be good at anything.
615
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,800
But as a mummy,
I can do everything!
616
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,960
Fay! Stop spinning!
617
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,960
You're causing an avalanche!
Mila, look out!
618
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:02,200
We've got to help her!
It's all my fault!
619
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,320
Watch out, kids!
620
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,360
Don't worry, I've got you!
621
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,880
So, who's got you?!
622
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,920
Uffta!
623
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,680
Where's Mila?
624
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,680
Mila?
625
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,320
Hello?
626
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,120
Mila!
- Hello?
- Huh?
627
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,240
I'm here!
628
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,560
Mila!
629
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,760
Pizza boy!
Hold on!
630
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,160
I wasn't planning on letting go!
631
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,680
Can you see my backpack?
There's a rope in it.
632
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:08,480
I'll get it. Don't go anywhere!
Here it is, pizza boy!
633
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,000
I can't find it!
634
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,040
Left pocket!
635
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,800
Red rope!
636
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:24,320
You meant the right pocket.
I don't need a lesson!
637
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,200
I just need a rope.
Stop!
638
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,920
Can't have you fall down too.
639
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,560
Frank, help us!
640
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,360
Frank!
641
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,240
Maybe we should get up?
642
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,520
We should.
Now?
643
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,640
Now.
Max?
644
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,160
Are you OK?
No problem.
645
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,160
So, we just saved your life.
646
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,200
I think you owe us some answers.
647
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:12,280
What happened to our friends?
They...
648
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,360
They're with my parents.
What are they doing to them?
649
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,000
I don't know. I just know
- that they need them.
- For what?
650
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,080
To save humankind!
But...how?
651
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,120
I don't know.
652
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,000
They only tell me what I need
to know to do my job.
653
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,760
So you kidnap our friends,
drag creatures out of their homes,
654
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,080
and you don't even know why?
My parents have their reasons.
655
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,760
They can't be good reasons
if it means taking everyone
against their will.
656
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,800
My parents are the Starrs,
657
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,240
the best and most noble people
on Earth!
658
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,000
My parents would never ask me
to do something like that.
659
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,200
And they're not noble at all.
660
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,920
Uffta.
661
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,880
Mila, think about it.
662
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,600
Something isn't right.
I've got to go.
663
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,640
Stay! We'll talk!
664
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,440
Sorry, I've got a job to do.
665
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,880
- Mila!
- What?
Ask your parents what their plan is!
666
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,400
Could someone turn on the heating?!
667
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,280
Mila, you are 73 minutes
behind schedule!
668
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,120
And you haven't even caught
the final monster.
669
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,160
No. And I'm not going to.
What?!
670
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,920
At least not until you tell me
exactly what you need them for.
671
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,480
- Hm.
- You don't need to know that.
Why?
672
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,560
Why is there so much
you don't tell me?
673
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,360
Why can't people know
I'm your daughter?
674
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,880
Mila Starr,
you are on very thin ice.
675
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,800
I think we should show her
what happens to the monsters.
676
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,280
As a reward...for her insolence?
677
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,600
Marlene, it's time.
678
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,640
She's proved herself.
679
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,680
Come with us.
680
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,960
Finally.
681
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:48,480
At last,
I get to see what's on level X!
682
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:51,960
You certainly do.
683
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,480
This is an exciting time
for us, Mila.
684
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:58,480
Your mother and I have finally
found a way to save mankind.
685
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:03,000
- How?
- We have developed a machine
which will allow us to live forever.
686
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,680
You mean, no-one will ever die?
687
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:08,400
No more sickness, no more disease.
688
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,960
We will eradicate it all.
That's incredible!
689
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,000
But what do you need
the monsters for?
690
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:19,200
We'll show you, Mila,
but no-one else must ever know.
691
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,720
Wow, we are really high!
692
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,480
High enough not to be observed...
by anyone.
693
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,880
Why are they in there?
694
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:40,280
What do Dracula, Baba Yaga, Nessie
and the Yeti all have in common?
695
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,360
Definitely bad breath...
696
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,600
but I'm guessing
that's not the answer.
697
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,440
They've been alive for centuries.
698
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,440
And we have found a way
to tap into that immortal energy.
699
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:55,760
So no-one will ever get ill or die.
But what happens to them?
700
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:01,800
Well, why does that matter?
I'm pretty sure it matters to them.
701
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,800
They are abominations.
702
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,000
No, they're not!
703
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,680
Mila, it's OK.
Nothing bad happens to them.
704
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:14,320
Really?
Have we ever lied to you?
705
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,120
No.
We're the Starrs!
706
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:22,120
All three of us.
And we Starrs...
707
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,240
..will make the world
a better place?
708
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,320
Did she say it? I couldn't hear.
709
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,280
Will make the world a better place.
710
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,480
- One more time.
- We will
make the world a better place!
711
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,520
So...what do you say?
712
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,680
Are you gonna get our last monster?
Consider it done!
713
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,640
Why did you show her all this?
714
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,240
To stop her asking questions.
715
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,760
Is the test subject ready?
Of course.
716
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,920
OK, so, now we're here.
717
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:08,000
- Where do we go next?
- I could find
out where Baba and Renfield are...
718
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,240
if Mum will let me have
the amulet back.
719
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,000
I don't know if magic
is a good idea, Max.
720
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,160
It's just a location spell.
721
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,320
I've already
turned us into monsters.
722
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,040
What else could possibly go wrong?
723
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,000
Oh, you did not just say that!
Mum?
724
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,880
OK, but be careful.
725
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,240
By day, by night,
give me second sight!
726
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,480
Oh, wow, the unmistakable twin peaks
727
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,560
of the legendary island
of Tora Tora.
728
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,680
You've found Mila again.
729
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:44,840
Could you stop thinking about her
for just ten seconds?
730
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,880
I'm trying.
731
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,240
You like her, don't you?
732
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,880
No! She's a know-it-all.
733
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,400
And a show-off. And she can't even
tell left from right.
734
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,320
Wow, he really likes her.
735
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,360
Uffta.
736
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,480
I am a Starr.
737
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:24,640
I am a Starr. I AM a Starr.
738
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,840
Pizza boy!
739
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,040
According to the amulet,
she's not too far away!
740
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,520
You just can't stay away, can you?
741
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,240
Did you ask your parents
- what their plan is?
- Yes.
742
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,280
I know exactly what it is.
743
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,880
But it's top secret, I'm afraid.
So I won't be telling you.
744
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,920
Will they let our friends go?
745
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:02,080
No. I'm sorry.
746
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,480
They're too important.
For what?
747
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,560
I can't tell you!
748
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,880
At least tell us where they are.
No.
749
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,920
But they're our friends.
750
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,280
I'm sorry, I can't.
751
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,680
Well, I'm sorry too.
752
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,160
Well, if that's the way you want it.
753
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,480
Whoa.
754
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,480
Oh, no.
755
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,520
Mila, it's not too late
to change your mind.
756
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,200
Huh?
757
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,200
Ow!
758
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,240
Uh-oh!
759
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:00,240
Oo?
760
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:04,000
Out of my way. I'll shrink it.
761
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,240
Are you looking for this?
762
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,640
Give it to me.
No.
763
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,120
Oh, really?
You'd rather get squished?
764
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,120
Actually...
when you put it like that, er...
765
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,320
I'll handle this.
766
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,360
You?
Sure.
767
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,320
He's just a big, friendly,
misunderstood guy.
768
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,520
Look deep into my eyes.
769
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,680
Oh, darn it.
770
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,680
You are powerless against my words.
771
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,440
You will submit to my -
772
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,280
Oh, dear.
773
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,680
Hmm?
774
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,320
So you like music?
775
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:56,040
What, you don't like my moves?
776
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,320
- Your sister's crazy.
- Sometimes,
I think I'm the only normal one
777
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,560
in my family.
778
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,600
Sorry, hairball.
779
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:16,120
♪ It's the rhythm of the island
780
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,040
♪ And like the sugar cane, so sweet
781
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,680
♪ If you want to do the monster
782
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,880
♪ You've got to listen
to the beat...
783
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,160
I guess that's why
he's called King Conga.
784
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,680
Uffta?
785
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:40,120
You're not enjoying yourself,
are you?
786
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,320
Maybe.
Hey.
787
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,000
We've found something
you're not good at!
788
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,040
And you could do it better,
pizza boy?
789
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,760
You tell me.
You are all crazy!
790
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,720
♪ Everybody, gather round now
791
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,160
♪ Let your body feel the heat
792
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:01,120
♪ Don't you worry if you can't dance
793
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:05,160
♪ Let the music move your feet
Monster beat
794
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,320
♪ It's the rhythm of the island
795
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:13,200
♪ And like the sugar cane, so sweet
Monster beat ♪
796
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,000
Fay.
Yes?
797
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,920
You were great back there.
798
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,880
I danced, Mum. Anyone can do that.
799
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,200
You knew how to connect
with the gorilla.
800
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,440
Not everyone can do that.
I guess.
801
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,600
I guess I just knew
what he was feeling.
802
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,240
And you didn't need me or Dad
to tell you what to do.
803
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,760
That's why we don't
watch your every move.
804
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,880
We trust you to find your own way.
805
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:58,560
You know, I think I might enjoy
working with animals.
806
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:03,240
Maybe I could become a vet,
or even a scientist, and...
807
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:07,480
and discover unknown species
like King Conga!
808
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,520
Sounds sort of science-y, though.
809
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:13,120
You might have to stay in school
- for that.
- You know what?
810
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,360
Maybe I will.
811
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,840
What's wrong?
812
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,400
I have never had so much fun.
813
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:32,240
You know fun is supposed
to make you happy, right?
814
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:35,240
Do other families have fun together?
815
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,280
Sure, that's what family is...
816
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,320
..a group of people who annoy you...
817
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,880
..and make you laugh equally.
818
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,440
Me wet now!
819
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,560
I'm pretty sure my parents
have never made me laugh.
820
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,600
So, what DO they do?
821
01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:00,960
They educate me...
in chemistry, physics, athletics...
822
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,320
music, arts, computers,
823
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,880
Chinese, Arabic, Klingon.
824
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:11,960
Klingon?
Well...just in case.
825
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,000
And do you want to learn
all that stuff?
826
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,920
I have to be perfect
so they're proud of me.
827
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,480
Don't you want your parents
to be proud of you?
828
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:27,040
But they are...even when I mess up.
829
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,960
OK, maybe not so much
when I lose my trousers.
830
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,360
But mostly, yes.
831
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,160
My parents want my performance
to be absolutely perfect.
832
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:44,280
And even then, I'm not sure
it's enough to make them proud.
833
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,040
You're OK, pizza boy.
You know that?
834
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,280
You're not so bad yourself.
835
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:14,400
She's already 5 hours, 23 minutes
and 46 seconds behind schedule!
836
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:18,720
49, 50, 51.
Let's see where she is.
837
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,040
Drone, locate Mila.
838
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,720
She's holding hands...
839
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,240
with a monster!
840
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,760
I'd say that was just
an exceptionally hairy boy.
841
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:36,240
How many times have I told her not
to waste time on other children?!
842
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,360
I'm sure it's nothing.
843
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:42,520
How can it be nothing?
She's with a boy! A hairy one!
844
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,560
Who knows what ideas
he'll put into her head!
845
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:49,480
Don't worry. I'll deal with it.
846
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,440
Mila! Finally.
847
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:39,120
You're mad at me for being late,
aren't you? I'm sorry.
848
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,920
I can explain.
No, something has happened.
849
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:44,720
Something terrible.
What?
850
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:48,440
Where's Mum?
Mum is sick, Mila - very sick.
851
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:52,800
- I'm on my way.
- Wait. You're
the only one who can save her.
852
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:57,440
- What do you mean?
- The machine is
our only hope to save your mother.
853
01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:00,600
But we need all five monsters
to make it work.
854
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,760
You have to bring back
the giant ape immediately.
855
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,840
Hurry, Mila. Every second counts.
856
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,720
Mum, please, be OK.
857
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:34,600
Dad, I've got him!
858
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,080
Excellent, Mila. Put him over there.
859
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,480
I'm sorry.
860
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000
Mum?
861
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,280
I just hope you weren't too late.
862
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:46,800
We're the Starrs. We're the Starrs.
863
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:49,040
We're the Starrs.
864
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:51,680
We're the Starrs! We're the...
865
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:55,880
..Starrs?
866
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,800
We make the world...a better place.
867
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,320
Uffta, uffta, uffta.
868
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,440
Uffta, uffta, uffta!
869
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,520
Uffta! Uffta, uffta!
870
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:11,760
King Conga's gone.
So has your girlfriend.
871
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:14,880
I thought I knew her.
I thought I could trust her.
872
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:18,960
I thought...
..she really liked you?
873
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000
Welcome to your teens, kid.
874
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,520
We have to stop them...for good.
875
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:28,520
Mum! You're OK!
876
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,840
Of course I am.
877
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,080
Then...who is that?
878
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,680
That's Mila.
879
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,760
But I'm Mila.
880
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:44,360
You are Mila 1.0.
This is your replacement, Mila 2.0.
881
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:49,040
I don't understand.
- You've been made obsolete.
- Obsolete?
882
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:55,840
We haven't been completely honest
- with you, Mila.
- Hmm. I...
883
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:59,480
Our research failed.
The life energy of immortal beings
884
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,600
can't make humans live longer.
885
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:03,920
We found that out a long time ago.
886
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,840
We had hoped we'd be able
to make ourselves immortal.
887
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:12,160
After all, it wouldn't be fair
to deprive the world of our genius.
888
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:16,480
So, our next plan
was for our brilliance...
889
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:19,440
to live on through our offspring.
890
01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:21,920
Offspring? You mean me?
891
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:26,480
In you, we wanted to create
the perfect child.
892
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,760
Unfortunately, you proved
to be less than satisfactory.
893
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,760
But we Starrs never give up.
894
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:37,280
We discovered that immortal energy
895
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,400
can be used to bring life
to the inanimate.
896
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:43,200
You made a robot
and brought it to life?
897
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,240
Don't call your sister a robot.
898
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,600
SHE is everything we wished for.
899
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:50,280
SHE is perfect.
900
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:53,440
But what about me?
What about you?
901
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:55,520
I'm your daughter.
902
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:59,440
OK, that's another teeny white lie.
903
01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:01,800
You're not actually our daughter.
904
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:06,040
You're an orphan...
selected for your neural capacity.
905
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:08,360
We acquired you.
906
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,440
You're not my real parents?
907
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:13,400
We are the Starrs.
908
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,520
And you are not.
909
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,840
Get rid of her.
910
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,080
Yes, mother - with pleasure.
911
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,480
Sorry,
but I can only see clouds.
912
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,000
Come on, Max. Concentrate.
913
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:50,520
- I am.
- So the one time
you have to find Mila,
914
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:54,200
you can't actually think about her?
I can think about her.
915
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:58,400
I'm thinking about how she lied to
me and got me to feel sorry for her.
916
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:02,400
And made me feel feelings
for her just so she could trick me.
917
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:06,000
Believe me, Fay.
She is all I'm thinking about.
918
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:10,400
So, do you think you could do
- the teleport spell?
- Mum!
919
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:14,440
Uffta?
It's our only chance to find Mila.
920
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:17,960
But the last time I did it,
I nearly drowned us all.
921
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,960
So we'll...we'll just call that
a practice run.
922
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,520
Max, you can do this!
923
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,560
You have to.
924
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,160
Where are we?
925
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:40,760
Exactly where we need to be.
You have got to help me.
926
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,000
Forget it, Mila.
I'm not falling for that again.
927
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:46,360
The Starrs are insane.
You're just working that out now?
928
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:48,480
Your family is crazy!
929
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:51,520
They're not my family.
We were never a family.
930
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:55,760
They bought me to turn me into
something...perfect.
931
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:58,720
What?
But I couldn't be perfect enough.
932
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:04,280
And now they don't want me any more.
I've got no-one.
933
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,720
That's not true. You've got me.
934
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,720
You've got all of us.
935
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,320
Uffta.
936
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:31,720
So we're back
to believing the crazy girl?
937
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:34,160
Am I the only one
who has a problem with that?
938
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:38,400
I know I don't deserve it,
but you have to believe me.
939
01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:41,160
And we've got to get away from here
right now.
940
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:43,200
Or what?
941
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:45,480
Or that.
942
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:47,600
Hi.
943
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,720
There are two of you now?!
944
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,760
She is nothing like me.
945
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:01,080
Who was that?!
An artificial life form.
946
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:04,400
My parents - the people
I thought were my parents -
947
01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:06,960
used monster energy
to bring her to life.
948
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:10,160
I thought I was helping the world.
Turns out I was...
949
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,240
making my own replacement.
950
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,320
Sorry to interrupt.
I just couldn't wait.
951
01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:18,920
I will not let you hurt my friends.
952
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,240
Now we'll see who's the better one.
953
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,880
What's happened?
954
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,920
Where are you?
955
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,200
I'm on your left.
956
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:02,720
Watch out,
I'm coming from the right.
957
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:09,040
Just kidding this time.
958
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:17,560
No-o-o-o!
959
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,920
Max! Stop that lift!
960
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:28,840
Huh?
961
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:42,400
Max? What are you doing?!
962
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:44,960
Saving you! Got you.
963
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:49,920
Not to sound ungrateful, but...
I think we're still going to die.
964
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:52,080
Listen.
I am so, so sorry!
965
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:55,200
I shouldn't have taken your friends.
I should have listened to you!
966
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:57,680
- Mila!
- I'll never, ever
call you pizza boy again.
967
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,640
And not just because
- we're about to be squished.
- Mila!
968
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:04,080
Yes?
We are not going to die.
969
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:06,680
Disappear, pronto!
970
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,960
OK, that didn't quite
go according to plan!
971
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:16,360
You can do magic?
Not as well as I'd hoped!
972
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:20,960
You again?
973
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:31,440
Disappear, pronto!
974
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:33,440
Huh?
975
01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:35,840
Disappear, pronto!
976
01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:42,440
Disappear, pronto-o-o!
977
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,400
Disappear, pronto!
978
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,800
Oh, no.
979
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:15,800
Disappear, pronto!
980
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:21,520
The amulet's losing power!
981
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,720
Max, close your eyes.
Huh?
982
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:29,080
Please, just do it.
983
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,320
Think of your family.
984
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:36,520
Think of what you have to lose,
and imagine being back with them.
985
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:53,360
Disappear, pronto.
986
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:58,160
Mila, it worked!
987
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:01,000
Max! Thank goodness!
988
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,240
We're finally together again.
989
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:07,680
Uffta.
990
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:09,720
The curse is lifting!
991
01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:21,720
Er... Is anyone else
still a monster?
992
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,200
I don't understand.
Why didn't it work?
993
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:27,240
Maybe one of us isn't happy.
994
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,760
Max? What is it?
995
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,720
I'm sorry.
996
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:34,440
How can I be happy
when Mila doesn't have anyone?
997
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:39,000
Don't be sorry. It shows
what a caring person you are.
998
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:42,120
Uffta.
999
01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:50,080
There they are...the lovebirds.
1000
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:53,920
You don't know what you're talking
about. You're just a machine.
1001
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:57,920
You're obsolete, Mila 1.0.
1002
01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:00,120
Her name is Mila!
1003
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:05,080
You're coming to live with us.
After all I've done to you?
1004
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:09,080
Look into my eyes.
1005
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:13,080
That doesn't work on me.
I am perfect.
1006
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,960
And I can't feel pain.
Huh?
1007
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:21,800
I'm to bring the monsters
to my creators.
1008
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:34,560
I am stronger than he is.
1009
01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:37,600
Uffta.
1010
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:40,560
That means he forgives you.
We all do.
1011
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,640
Uffta!
1012
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:47,000
So you crashed a wedding and
kidnapped the bride and groom.
1013
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:50,920
But...it's OK.
Everyone makes mistakes.
1014
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:54,880
Except our little Starr.
1015
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:58,040
You cannot beat me. I am perfect.
1016
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:09,360
Fay, stop!
1017
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:39,040
Ah! More monsters.
What a thoughtful present.
1018
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:44,000
I'm so sorry.
I can't believe I got it so wrong.
1019
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,960
It's OK to make mistakes.
1020
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,920
Even mistakes as big as mine?
Nobody's perfect.
1021
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,840
You really are the best family
in the world.
1022
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:04,480
Not now! I need the werewolf!
1023
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,520
This is not a good time to be happy!
1024
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:09,880
I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy. I'm er...
1025
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,680
Who am I kidding?
1026
01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,080
'Best family in the world' -
ridiculous!
1027
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:03,800
Look at these sorry excuses
for human beings.
1028
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:06,480
How can you stand people like that?!
1029
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:09,040
You're right! Max isn't perfect.
1030
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:12,800
And that's exactly why I like him.
Incredible.
1031
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:17,320
I bet none of them even have
a basic grasp of quantum mechanics.
1032
01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:21,640
They've got the shrink ray.
This could be our chance.
1033
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,360
Mila 2.0, get rid of them.
1034
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,720
Time to go.
1035
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,960
Uh... Wait!
1036
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,600
Er...
1037
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:34,640
Uh...
1038
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:40,240
Nobody's perfect.
And the sooner we realise that,
the happier we'll all be.
1039
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:44,400
We don't need to dress like
someone else to impress people.
1040
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:48,080
We're all OK just the way we are.
That's what makes life interesting.
1041
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:52,320
Perfect is...boring.
1042
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,240
What nonsense!
1043
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:58,480
Only those who are perfect
will be liked by others.
1044
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:04,480
I am perfect.
I don't want to be perfect at all.
1045
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:06,640
Correct. And you never will be.
1046
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:08,760
You're full of flaws.
1047
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,840
And that's what makes me human.
1048
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,280
I...I need more time.
1049
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:19,640
I...I...
1050
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:21,920
I'm only human...
Huh?
1051
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:25,600
Of flesh and blood I'm made.
1052
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:28,640
Oo-o-o-oh!
1053
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:32,280
Uh...
1054
01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:41,680
♪ I'm only human
1055
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:45,360
♪ Of flesh and blood I'm made
1056
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:48,920
♪ I'm only human
1057
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:52,680
♪ Born to make mistakes
1058
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:55,920
♪ Of flesh and blood I'm made
1059
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:58,520
♪ I'm only human
1060
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,800
♪ Of flesh and blood I'm made
1061
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:06,080
♪ I'm only human...
1062
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:12,000
What are you doing?
Finally having fun!
1063
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:15,840
That is awful.
Ugh. No. It's beyond awful.
1064
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:20,000
Having fun? It is so, so...
1065
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:22,560
♪ Born to make mistakes...
1066
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:24,600
..ordinary.
Ugh. Human.
1067
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,520
♪ I'm only human
1068
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:30,120
♪ Of flesh and blood I'm made
1069
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:34,520
♪ I'm only human
1070
01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:38,920
♪ Born to make mistakes...
1071
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:40,320
You finally made it!
1072
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:43,440
♪ I'm only human
Quickly! Over here!
1073
01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:45,880
♪ Of flesh and blood I'm made
1074
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:50,440
♪ I'm only human... ♪
1075
01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:55,960
Darling!
1076
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:59,000
Let our friends go!
Never.
1077
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,200
Get off me!
1078
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,440
Stop! What are you doing?
1079
01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:15,440
I am going to shrink all of you!
1080
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,240
You shrunk my parents!
1081
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:23,400
And now it's your turn!
1082
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:27,040
Keep still!
1083
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:31,160
We have to free the monsters.
1084
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:33,440
Quickly!
What about Max?
1085
01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:36,840
We believe in him.
He'll do it...somehow.
1086
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:38,880
You cannot hit me.
1087
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:40,840
I am perfect!
1088
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:44,880
We have to open the tanks!
Yes! But how?
1089
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:48,880
Just...push all the buttons!
But what if we push a wrong one?
1090
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:51,680
Oh, they only have
self-destruct buttons in movies.
1091
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:54,880
I hope those are not
famous last words!
1092
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:58,000
Open, you silly thing! Huh?
1093
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:02,360
It worked!
1094
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:10,960
It's me, Fay - your friend.
1095
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:17,600
Hmm.
1096
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:23,240
- Uffta.
- Uffta!
1097
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:33,920
Hurry, let's take the Starr-copter!
1098
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:35,960
I have to stop them!
1099
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,560
Not so fast, Miss Obsolete.
1100
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:43,000
Give me your hand!
No, me first!
1101
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:52,320
We have to hurry!
1102
01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:56,480
Renfield.
1103
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:59,640
Snookie-pooks.
My darling.
1104
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:02,640
Baba? Renfield? Are you OK?
1105
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:07,120
I think Dracula's in
very good hands here.
1106
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:10,920
Where am I?
1107
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:18,280
Stop!
1108
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:20,720
Shoot her!
1109
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:25,080
Which one?!
Her! I'm the real Mila!
1110
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:30,480
She's lying! No, she is lying!
- Shrink her!
- Hmm...
1111
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:32,720
Come on, Max!
Come on, pizza boy!
1112
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:38,840
Max, no! It's me. Mila! Your Mila!
1113
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:43,040
Looks like
you're the one who's obsolete.
1114
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:46,040
You wouldn't call me pizza boy.
1115
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:48,080
I will...
1116
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:51,880
You will...
1117
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:54,000
..do nothing!
1118
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:56,480
Finally.
1119
01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,600
'Finally,' what?
1120
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:01,800
Finally, I will have my revenge
on you all!
1121
01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,280
Sorry I asked.
1122
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:10,200
All you puny humans shall bow
to the Prince of Darkness!
1123
01:26:11,480 --> 01:26:14,600
The Count of Bats!
The Nightmare of Nightmares!
1124
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:17,960
The most beautiful -
- Beautiful?
- Mm.
1125
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,640
Really?
1126
01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:22,200
Yes, beautiful.
1127
01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:24,640
I guess beauty lies in
the eye of the beholder.
1128
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:28,840
Whatever, sister. The most
beautiful creature of the night!
1129
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:31,840
The ruler of Transylvania!
The king of the world!
1130
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:34,080
The master of the universe!
1131
01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:40,000
What's happened to you?
Why are you so big now?
1132
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:42,280
Listen to me! Obey your ruler.
1133
01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:44,400
That's enough!
1134
01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:46,720
My big hero!
1135
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:51,080
You're safe now.
Uffta!
1136
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:53,640
Yes! I was about to say
the same thing!
1137
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:56,280
Give me the controls!
1138
01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:58,720
No! No-o-o-o!
1139
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:03,080
Oh, I hate disco!
1140
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:08,720
We've got to go!
1141
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:16,560
The lab's falling apart!
1142
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:20,520
We have to run!
Everyone, get to the lift!
1143
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,600
Max, come in!
1144
01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:28,920
Mila, we have to...
1145
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:31,000
Mila?
1146
01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:33,840
You go ahead!
Not without you!
1147
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:41,960
I need to save her!
I know!
1148
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,680
Come on, I'll help you out of here!
1149
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:49,720
Ugh. Humans.
1150
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:59,480
Mila-a-a-a!
No!
1151
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:03,520
Pizza boy is not going to make it.
I won't let him die!
1152
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:12,960
Whoa!
1153
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:16,680
Uh-oh... No, no, no-o-o-o!
1154
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:23,720
Max, take my hand!
1155
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:28,760
I've got you!
1156
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:30,800
What's going on?
1157
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:34,080
I will end your imperfect life.
1158
01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:36,840
Max, you need to guide us
out of here.
1159
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:41,640
Ahh! OK. Straight ahead.
1160
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:44,040
Accelerate!
1161
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:47,440
Which way now?
1162
01:28:47,480 --> 01:28:50,480
You know how sometimes, you have
a problem with left and right?
1163
01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:53,000
Max, I can do it. Left or right?!
1164
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:55,600
Left...or the other left.
1165
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:58,040
To the right?
To the left!
1166
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:04,120
Right! Left!
1167
01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:08,480
Right!
1168
01:29:10,200 --> 01:29:12,320
And again, to the right!
1169
01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:19,640
Those crazy,
imperfect children
1170
01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,640
are going to crash into us!
1171
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:23,720
Duck!
1172
01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:29,120
Yay!
1173
01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:31,160
Yes, yes, yes!
1174
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:40,040
I guess I know my left from right
after all.
1175
01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:42,640
How did you know that
I would get it right this time?
1176
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:45,920
The Starrs never believed in you,
so you doubted yourself.
1177
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:49,640
That's why you always got it wrong.
1178
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:51,680
But you believe in me.
1179
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,680
With my life.
1180
01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:58,160
Completely.
1181
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,040
Well, it's about time.
1182
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:29,040
Will you... Wilberforce Renfield...
1183
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:33,640
..take this woman, Baba Yaga...
1184
01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:38,240
..to be your wedded wife?
To love her...
1185
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:41,400
..comfort her,
1186
01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:44,200
honour and keep her...
1187
01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:46,440
..in sickness and in health?
1188
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:48,520
I do.
1189
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:54,160
Will you, Baba Yaga, take this man
to be your wedded husband?
1190
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:56,320
To love him, comfort him,
1191
01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:58,800
in sickness and in health?
1192
01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:01,920
Doing, I am!
1193
01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:09,680
Uffta!
1194
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:13,960
♪ I want something just like this...
1195
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:18,600
Something Just Like This
1196
01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:22,760
♪ I've been reading books of old
1197
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:24,840
♪ The legends and the myths
1198
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:27,160
♪ The testaments they told
1199
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,360
♪ The moon and its eclipse
1200
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:33,840
♪ And Superman unrolls
a suit before he lifts
1201
01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:38,000
♪ But I'm not the kind of person
that it fits
1202
01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:42,320
♪ She said, 'Where do you wanna go?
How much you wanna risk?
1203
01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:47,160
♪ I'm not looking for somebody
with some superhuman gifts
1204
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:49,360
♪ Some superhero
1205
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:51,680
♪ Some fairytale bliss
1206
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:53,880
♪ Just something I can turn to
1207
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:56,040
♪ Somebody I can miss
1208
01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:58,880
♪ I want something just like this' ♪
1209
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:02,520
Mortal fools.
1210
01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:06,120
They're no match for my cunning.
1211
01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:09,680
I will bide my time, and then
when they least expect it...
1212
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:12,800
the Prince of Darkness...
will rise again!
1213
01:32:23,240 --> 01:32:25,400
Rennie, my bubbeleh.
1214
01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:28,520
Have you remembered
to be feeding Dracula?
1215
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:31,840
Making the weird noises,
he is again,
1216
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:35,160
Sorry, my little snookie-pooks.
1217
01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:37,240
I almost forgot.
1218
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,960
Ooh, black pudding.
My favourite! Mmm.
1219
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:50,040
Rollercoaster
1220
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:56,360
♪ Fire burns, water flows
1221
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:59,960
♪ Where it goes, no-one knows
1222
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:05,400
♪ You and I look so good together
1223
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:10,360
♪ Sugar melts, I accept
1224
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:16,920
♪ Off my feet,
you have swept me into a web
1225
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:23,480
♪ And I wanna lose myself
into this place
1226
01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:27,120
♪ Look at the smile upon my face
1227
01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:30,520
♪ See, I've been loving before
on a rollercoaster
1228
01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:32,720
♪ I couldn't find my way
1229
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:37,840
♪ Then your love came into my life
and everything just changed
1230
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:39,960
♪ I thought I'd been in love
1231
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:42,000
♪ But never, no, not like
1232
01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:46,720
♪ You were the one
who gave me a reason to carry on
1233
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:50,040
♪ Now you've got me believing
that you're the one
1234
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:53,840
♪ I thought I'd been in love before
1235
01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:56,640
♪ But never, no, not like this
1236
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:06,160
♪ Look into these dark eyes
1237
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:09,800
♪ See what beyond them lies
1238
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:15,280
♪ You got me, and now I got forever
1239
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:21,440
♪ And there's nothing compares
1240
01:34:21,480 --> 01:34:23,480
♪ To the love we made
1241
01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:27,080
♪ When we unite, the fire you gave me
1242
01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:30,440
♪ To change my life,
you know you convince me
1243
01:34:30,480 --> 01:34:36,120
♪ I never knew
love could feel this way
1244
01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:40,320
♪ See, I've been loving before
on a rollercoaster
1245
01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:42,560
♪ I couldn't find my way
1246
01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:47,480
♪ Then your love came into my life
and everything just changed
1247
01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:49,720
♪ I thought I'd been in love
1248
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:51,840
♪ But never, no, not like
1249
01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:56,600
♪ You were the one
who gave me a reason to carry on
1250
01:34:56,640 --> 01:35:00,000
♪ Now you've got me believing
that you're the one
1251
01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:03,600
♪ I thought I'd been in love before
1252
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:05,880
♪ But never, no, not like
1253
01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:14,560
♪ There have been times
we had to weather storms, yeah
1254
01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:16,600
♪ There have been days
1255
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:22,240
♪ I lacked the strength to carry on
1256
01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:25,480
♪ You gave me fire in the rain
1257
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:29,240
♪ You give me healing for my pain
1258
01:35:29,280 --> 01:35:31,600
♪ And you know what you do
1259
01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:34,360
♪ So you do it again
1260
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:37,800
♪ And you do it again
1261
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:41,480
♪ Then we do it again
1262
01:35:41,520 --> 01:35:45,160
♪ And again
1263
01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:48,240
♪ And again
1264
01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:51,960
♪ See, I've been loving before
on a rollercoaster
1265
01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,160
♪ I couldn't find my way
1266
01:35:54,200 --> 01:35:59,000
♪ Then your love came into my life
and everything just changed
1267
01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:01,280
♪ I thought I'd been in love
1268
01:36:01,320 --> 01:36:03,360
♪ But never, no, not like
1269
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:08,160
♪ You were the one
who gave me a reason to carry on
1270
01:36:08,200 --> 01:36:11,560
♪ Now you've got me believing
that you're the one
1271
01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:15,160
♪ I thought I'd been in love before
1272
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:17,320
♪ But never, no, not like
1273
01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:19,920
♪ Loving before on a rollercoaster
1274
01:36:19,960 --> 01:36:22,160
♪ I couldn't find my way
1275
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:26,800
♪ Then your love came into my life
and everything just changed
1276
01:36:26,840 --> 01:36:29,000
♪ I thought I'd been in love
1277
01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:31,200
♪ But never, no, not like
1278
01:36:31,240 --> 01:36:36,040
♪ You were the one
who gave me a reason to carry on
1279
01:36:36,080 --> 01:36:39,440
♪ Now you've got me believing
that you're the one
1280
01:36:39,480 --> 01:36:43,160
♪ I thought I'd been in love before
1281
01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:45,200
♪ But never, no, not like
1282
01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:47,800
♪ Loving before on a rollercoaster
1283
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:50,000
♪ I couldn't find my way
1284
01:36:50,040 --> 01:36:54,840
♪ Then your love came into my life
and everything just changed
1285
01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:57,000
♪ I thought I'd been in love
1286
01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:59,040
♪ But never, no, not like
1287
01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:03,960
♪ You were the one
who gave me a reason to carry on
1288
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:07,480
♪ Now you've got me believing
that you're the one
1289
01:37:07,520 --> 01:37:11,120
♪ I thought I'd been in love before
1290
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:14,160
♪ But never, no, not like this
1291
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:18,320
♪ Ooh, baby
1292
01:37:19,400 --> 01:37:21,480
♪ Not like this
1293
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:29,160
♪ No, not like this ♪
1294
01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:32,760
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