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Hello, emergency.
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What service did you require, please?
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Hello, quick! Anybody!
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Just get help!
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Where are you calling from, sir?
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Kaihoro, phone box.
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There was this roaring noise-
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and a big white light in the sky-
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and then these-these invaders started-
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killing us!
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Hold on sir.
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I'll connect you with the
department of internal affairs.
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No time! They're after me! I--
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Hello?
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Is there anybody there?
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What do you think, minister?
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Call a full-scale
invasion alert, sir.
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I'll phone the forces.
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Fighters... Frigates...
Footsloggers!
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Perhaps that could
all be a bit showy.
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I think this is a
job for real men.
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Subtitles by Obscuritron
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Just stop right there.
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Stop.
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I think you'd better kill him, Barry.
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Jeez, he could be ministry
of works or something.
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Nah.
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He's moving too fast.
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Stop! This is definitely
your last chance.
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That's the story.
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I always thought
you were left-handed.
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Not bad.
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The head shot's
the only true stopper.
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Jeez.
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I hope I'm not the poor bastard
that's gotta clean that up.
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Jesus.
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Stick all the bits of brain
in a plastic bag, Barry.
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We'll need them for analysis.
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No bloody way, mate.
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You can come down here
and do that yourself.
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You're the gung-ho scientist.
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All right.
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I'll be down straight
after lunch, but-
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at least take a blood sample.
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No need.
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I'll just wring my strides out.
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Oh well, at least
we got one live specimen.
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Yeah.
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Seen anyone else about, Barry?
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No. The place is completely deserted.
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They're probably all dead!
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That's at least 75 people.
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Jeez.
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I just hope we're in time
to save the world.
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Well...
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I just hope you got
it right this time.
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No doubt about it, Barry.
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I've been watching the skies.
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And do you know what the skies did?
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They pointed.
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They pointed at this place.
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Why can't aliens be friendly?
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There's no glowing fingers
on these bastards.
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We've got a bunch of extraterrestrial
psychopaths on our hands.
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Like a...
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Like a visit from a planet
full of Charlie Mansons.
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They've wiped out
a small town for starters.
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It's my guess they'll go on
to something bigger next time.
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Christchurch.
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Wellington.
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- Auckland?
- Yeah, well, that wouldn't be so bad.
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Well, you'd better
contact the others, Derek.
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They should be in range now.
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And you'd better tell
them to keep an eye out-
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for someone who could
be heading this way.
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- Who?
- A collector.
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There's some appeal on.
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There's envelopes
stuck on all the doors-
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and today's collection day.
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Hey.
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There's something that's just
occurred to me too, mate.
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What's that?
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That joker you
topped a while back-
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he might have friends.
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I'd keep me eyes skinned
if I were you.
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You needn't worry.
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I'm not stupid, thanks.
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Come in, Frank.
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Ozzy, are you there?
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Boys, are you there?
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Turn it down, Ozzy.
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That's elevator music
for headbangers.
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Frank, Ozzy?
Are you there?
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Yeah, we're here mate-
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but could you use
the proper call sign?
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There could be people listening.
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There's nobody for miles, Frank.
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Besides, I don't think
whispering's gonna help.
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He's got a point there, Frank.
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What do you mean,
nobody for bloody miles?
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I thought you were in Kaihoro.
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I am in Kaihoro-
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and I was right all along.
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They've done the entire town.
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Who's done the town?
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The extraterrestrial lowlifers.
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And guess what?
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We've caught one
of the bastards.
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Me and Barry caught him loping
over the hills this morning-
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just like he owned
the bloody place.
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Now do you believe me?
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Jesus. Look, Derek.
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Just keep him there.
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You've got him secured?
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Bloody oath.
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Right. Now, don't touch him.
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We'll be there in 45 minutes.
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And look, whatever you do...
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Don't harm him.
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No physical violence.
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And another thing, Derek.
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Keep a careful lookout.
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There could be
more of them about.
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There was, down on the beach!
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Hell. Well, look,
don't go near 'em.
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It's a little late for
that now, Frank.
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What?
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It wasn't me.
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Barry shot his head off.
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He had the magnum.
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I knew it was
a mistake to issue weapons.
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We're a government department.
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Not a paramilitary unit.
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Yeah. The Astro-Investigation
and Defense Service.
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Wish we'd change that name.
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Due to the potentially
dangerous hazards involved--
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All right, all right.
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At least you managed
to convince the minister.
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Aren't you interested
in this joker we caught, then?
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Of course we are, Derek.
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Right.
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Stay where you are then-
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and I'll give you an eyewitness
description of this...
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intergalactic wanker.
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Well, I would describe him as-
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sort of human-shaped.
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He's got jeans and a blue shirt on.
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Christ, he's nabbed
a bloody farmer.
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Yeah, but there's something
strange about him, though.
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Like he's got a screw loose
or something.
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It is a bloody farmer.
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Yeah, Derek strikes again.
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This isn't going to
be another false alarm
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like the Manners Street
invasion alert, is it?
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Well, how do you explain the disappearance
of an entire township then, Frank?
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The kiwi Jonestown.
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Of course, that's it.
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Drinking beer laced with cyanide
from little polystyrene cups.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay, Derek,
just do me one favor.
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What?
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Try not to make him extinct
before we get there. Out.
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Christ, what a dork.
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How the hell did
he get in this team?
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Well, this has buggered your
plans for conquering the universe?
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My friend, the astro-bastard.
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Time for talkies.
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By the time my colleagues get here-
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I want to have you
babbling in some...
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extraterrestrial language.
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Now, in case you don't want
to do what you're told-
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I could always encourage you
by hammering this cold steel...
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into your fibula.
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It'll sure poke a nasty hole
in your marrow, mate.
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We'll get the old ball rolling.
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Now...
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What are you dirty "hooers"
doing on my planet?
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Bugger it!
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Well.
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Looks as if it's time
for the old count of ten.
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One...
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Two...
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Three...
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Six...
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Seven, eight...
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Nine...
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Ten.
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Derek!
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Derek!
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Derek!
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Come in, Derek!
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What?
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Aw, jeez.
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I should've expected that.
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Derek!
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Alright!
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Quickly, Derek!
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Come on!
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Look, jeez, Barry,
you've got awful timing. What?
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Just listen to me.
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You've gotta get
out of there fast.
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Five of those blue-shirted
freaks are coming up.
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They heard their mate screaming.
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Get out of there fast, Derek!
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I can't do that.
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I'm a Derek.
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Dereks don't run.
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Well, get up a tree or something.
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Yeah, look, just don't worry.
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I've taken precautions.
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Shit.
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Shit!
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Eat lead, sucker!
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Mommy!
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I think this has gone a
little bit over the top, Ozzy.
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Nah, this'll do the trick.
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Nobody'll be
coming up this road.
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But the nearest nuclear
reactor's in America.
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Yeah, but it could've been an explosion
on one of those springbok warships.
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Frank! Ozzy!
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Frank, Ozzy!
Come in!
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Yeah, what is it Barry?
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Jeez, you guys!
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We're in trouble this time.
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It's really hit the fan.
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Derek's wiped out
five of those alien jokers.
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The place is like a bloody abattoir.
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Well, where's Derek now?
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Well...
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He's-he's turned his toes up, guys.
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Took a dive off the bloody cliff.
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He's popped his rivets.
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Poor Derek.
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Who's gonna look after
his aviary now?
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Yeah...
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Birds were the only
thing he could relate to.
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Alright, we'll be there
in about 15 minutes.
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No.
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I think it'll be best if
you stay where you are.
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Just get the car off the road
until I call you back.
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I'm gonna head off in the direction
that alien joker was going-
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when me and Derek
caught him this morning.
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He must've been going somewhere.
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They've probably got a base
up there or something.
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They don't need a base. They could just
beam themselves down from their spaceship.
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Maybe they haven't
seen Star Trek, Ozzy.
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Come on.
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Come on!
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Shit!
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Bye-bye.
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That's my overtime up to date.
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Here, do you want to do yours?
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Hey, Frank.
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Yeah, what is it, Barry?
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Where exactly are you two?
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About five miles from Kaihoro.
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Yeah, well, just stay put.
I think I might have spotted something,
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and I'm moving in closer.
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Finished, Oz?
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Shit!
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Y-your phone.
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Could I use your phone?
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I was just-- I was--
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We've got trouble.
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Good one!
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Right. We're on our way.
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I suppose you're wondering
why you're soaking-
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in Reg's eleven secret
herbs and spices.
268
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:43,475
Tomorrow, we're having you for lunch.
269
00:35:50,724 --> 00:35:53,755
You're the exotic
new taste sensation.
270
00:35:53,780 --> 00:35:55,955
Human flesh, is it?
271
00:35:56,567 --> 00:35:58,578
You are going to be
the first bit of meat-
272
00:35:58,603 --> 00:36:01,742
that we've had a chance to get
our teeth into since we arrived.
273
00:36:01,767 --> 00:36:04,698
So we're going to treat
ourselves to a feast-
274
00:36:04,723 --> 00:36:07,384
with you as the main course.
275
00:36:07,976 --> 00:36:09,642
Quite an honor, really.
276
00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:15,224
We'd better leave-
277
00:36:15,249 --> 00:36:17,567
so he can get some sleep.
278
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,888
I'll have the head, Reg.
279
00:36:19,913 --> 00:36:21,755
I want to suck his brains out.
280
00:39:04,997 --> 00:39:06,292
We oughta go back to the office.
281
00:39:06,317 --> 00:39:07,419
Get reinforcements.
282
00:39:07,444 --> 00:39:08,872
That'll take a day.
283
00:39:08,897 --> 00:39:10,005
And the rest.
284
00:39:10,030 --> 00:39:12,370
Take two days to do
the bloody paperwork.
285
00:39:12,395 --> 00:39:14,773
Yeah, and by then that
collector bloke could be dead.
286
00:39:16,023 --> 00:39:17,633
If he's not already.
287
00:39:22,295 --> 00:39:23,851
Look, we'll go in.
288
00:39:25,149 --> 00:39:26,648
After midnight.
289
00:40:16,133 --> 00:40:18,859
Well, guess I'll have to
issue a gun to Ozzy.
290
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:21,887
Yeah, but don't forget
about his personality disorder.
291
00:40:36,153 --> 00:40:38,551
Open season on E.T's Frank?
292
00:40:40,462 --> 00:40:41,731
Remember, Ozzy.
293
00:40:41,756 --> 00:40:44,707
Get in quietly, get out quietly.
294
00:40:44,732 --> 00:40:47,234
Well, I certainly hope
that is the case.
295
00:41:14,262 --> 00:41:17,265
Sorry, Oz.
We won't be needing that.
296
00:41:17,515 --> 00:41:19,077
Bloody Barry...!
297
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,357
Bastard!
298
00:41:22,261 --> 00:41:24,761
What are we gonna do
if we're spotted, Frank?
299
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,776
Well, I guess we shoot the bastards.
300
00:41:35,869 --> 00:41:37,515
My turn for the magnum.
301
00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:46,289
I just wish we didn't have
to wear all this crap.
302
00:41:46,314 --> 00:41:48,034
Yeah, but you know
what the rules are.
303
00:41:48,059 --> 00:41:51,440
When we work undercover
we have to remain faceless.
304
00:41:52,339 --> 00:41:53,447
I get it.
305
00:41:53,472 --> 00:41:56,147
Just in case we kill a
lot of innocent people.
306
00:41:56,702 --> 00:41:58,041
Don't you forget, Oz.
307
00:41:58,066 --> 00:41:59,547
We're only authorized
to use violence-
308
00:41:59,572 --> 00:42:01,463
when it is a threat
to the planet earth.
309
00:42:01,488 --> 00:42:02,745
And the moon.
310
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,432
Yeah, and the moon.
311
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,183
There you go, Oz.
312
00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:12,815
Put this stuff on.
313
00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,962
We ought to have a look around.
314
00:42:20,987 --> 00:42:24,387
If these are aliens, they might have parked
their spaceship somewhere around here.
315
00:42:24,412 --> 00:42:26,915
They might have come
in a telephone box.
316
00:42:28,758 --> 00:42:30,837
Let's just get that guy out.
317
00:42:30,862 --> 00:42:34,500
Then we'll try and contact base and
give them the code words for invasion.
318
00:42:34,525 --> 00:42:36,610
"The bastards have landed."
319
00:42:36,635 --> 00:42:38,553
"The bastards have landed."
320
00:42:53,616 --> 00:42:56,869
I'll be there in a moment.
321
00:43:08,295 --> 00:43:10,068
Welcome, my friends.
322
00:43:10,093 --> 00:43:11,967
The job is almost done.
323
00:43:11,992 --> 00:43:14,016
We take off for home tomorrow.
324
00:43:14,041 --> 00:43:18,201
I'm sure you'll be pleased to
be leaving this shitty planet.
325
00:43:18,226 --> 00:43:20,771
In the meantime, I
must impress upon you-
326
00:43:20,796 --> 00:43:24,014
the importance of
remaining in human form.
327
00:43:24,039 --> 00:43:28,162
No matter how awkward, uncomfortable
and ugly it makes you feel.
328
00:43:28,187 --> 00:43:32,917
We are so close to success
that we must take no chances.
329
00:43:39,248 --> 00:43:40,361
Right.
330
00:43:40,386 --> 00:43:42,045
Looks pretty quiet.
331
00:43:42,070 --> 00:43:43,140
Probably all gone to bed.
332
00:43:43,165 --> 00:43:45,077
Jeez, I hope not.
333
00:43:45,102 --> 00:43:45,869
Right.
334
00:43:45,894 --> 00:43:47,122
Synchronize watches.
335
00:43:47,147 --> 00:43:48,888
Twelve-oh-one.
336
00:43:50,275 --> 00:43:51,287
Check.
337
00:43:54,701 --> 00:43:55,701
Check.
338
00:43:55,927 --> 00:43:57,186
Let's go.
339
00:43:57,211 --> 00:43:58,804
We're on triple time.
340
00:44:04,882 --> 00:44:05,890
Psst!
341
00:44:15,268 --> 00:44:18,799
The sad news is that we will
be heading for Nalic Nod-
342
00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:23,580
with six of our co-workers
in a state of permanent death.
343
00:44:23,605 --> 00:44:25,510
They died today.
344
00:44:25,535 --> 00:44:28,217
Murdered by some real arseholes.
345
00:44:28,242 --> 00:44:32,246
Robert escaped their clutches
and reported back to me.
346
00:44:40,049 --> 00:44:42,864
My god!
What the...
347
00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:45,096
My god! The blood!
348
00:44:55,091 --> 00:44:56,598
Shit!
349
00:44:56,623 --> 00:44:59,458
Somebody could
get killed in here.
350
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:08,631
...vacuum the floors, clean the windows-
351
00:45:08,656 --> 00:45:12,568
and all the boxes must be loaded into
the freezer first thing in the morning.
352
00:45:12,593 --> 00:45:15,444
We've been wasting our time
unless we can present samples-
353
00:45:15,469 --> 00:45:18,339
to the Nalic Nod fast food authority.
354
00:45:18,364 --> 00:45:21,564
Isn't it amazing how you can
fit a whole town of humans-
355
00:45:21,589 --> 00:45:25,719
into a few cardboard boxes
if you slice off the fat?
356
00:45:25,744 --> 00:45:28,713
It's the value of keeping your
knife sharp and your mind clean...
357
00:45:28,738 --> 00:45:30,260
Jesus, guys.
358
00:45:30,285 --> 00:45:31,767
Derek was right.
359
00:45:32,704 --> 00:45:35,591
This is what's left
of the people from Kaihoro.
360
00:45:39,133 --> 00:45:40,885
They're in those boxes!
361
00:45:42,347 --> 00:45:43,849
Get him, Barry!
362
00:45:52,733 --> 00:45:54,854
For god's sake guys, keep it quiet!
363
00:45:55,696 --> 00:45:57,268
Shut him up, Oz!
364
00:46:02,805 --> 00:46:04,507
I've just cleaned that bit!
365
00:46:05,550 --> 00:46:07,039
That's gross.
366
00:46:08,385 --> 00:46:10,414
Jeez! They come to bits easy.
367
00:46:10,439 --> 00:46:12,441
Get rid of it.
368
00:46:15,326 --> 00:46:17,328
The old magic's still there.
369
00:46:26,149 --> 00:46:27,563
What are you doing, Frank?
370
00:46:27,588 --> 00:46:31,091
I'm gonna go in there and find
out what the hell's going on.
371
00:46:34,399 --> 00:46:36,540
Here.
He was carrying this.
372
00:46:37,566 --> 00:46:39,086
Now, stay here.
373
00:46:41,437 --> 00:46:44,000
...the importance of giving
the bloody books on the bit.
374
00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:46,830
The past week has been difficult,
375
00:46:46,855 --> 00:46:49,769
but I would like to say
how proud I am of you all.
376
00:46:49,794 --> 00:46:53,269
The manner in which you conducted a
very tricky slaughter operation-
377
00:46:53,294 --> 00:46:55,437
has been a real credit to you-
378
00:46:55,462 --> 00:47:00,070
and indeed to the whole Crumb's
Crunchy Delights organization.
379
00:47:00,095 --> 00:47:05,680
Your paychecks will reflect the gratitude
of the company, I can assure you.
380
00:47:05,705 --> 00:47:08,032
I don't think we'll have
any more trouble.
381
00:47:08,057 --> 00:47:09,259
However...
382
00:47:09,774 --> 00:47:13,892
We will be handing
these around later.
383
00:47:22,421 --> 00:47:25,365
I am certain that when
the homo sapien taste-
384
00:47:25,390 --> 00:47:28,319
takes the galaxy by storm,
as it will,
385
00:47:28,344 --> 00:47:31,164
Crumb's Crunchy Delights
will be back at the top.
386
00:47:31,189 --> 00:47:34,886
McYaballow's fried moonrat
won't know what hit them.
387
00:47:34,911 --> 00:47:37,318
All the livestock we need
are right here.
388
00:47:37,343 --> 00:47:39,345
Four billion of them.
389
00:47:43,521 --> 00:47:45,083
Right, robert.
390
00:47:46,055 --> 00:47:48,057
Once the fast food authority-
391
00:47:48,082 --> 00:47:49,891
have checked the samples,
392
00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:52,062
and issued the mass
slaughter permit-
393
00:47:52,087 --> 00:47:53,930
this grotty little planet-
394
00:47:53,955 --> 00:47:55,592
will tremble under
the full might-
395
00:47:55,617 --> 00:47:57,399
of the Lord Crumb restaurant chain!
396
00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:00,148
Within a year...
397
00:48:00,173 --> 00:48:02,751
the giant mincer will
descend from the sky,
398
00:48:02,776 --> 00:48:04,970
the sun reflecting
from its silver bits,
399
00:48:04,995 --> 00:48:09,409
and no army on earth will be able
to stop the Noddy-burger machine!
400
00:48:46,138 --> 00:48:48,140
I see the gruel is ready.
401
00:48:56,054 --> 00:48:57,645
Exquisite bouquet, robert.
402
00:49:06,103 --> 00:49:09,106
Aren't I lucky?
I got a chunky bit!
403
00:49:11,038 --> 00:49:13,040
Here you are, boys.
404
00:49:35,751 --> 00:49:38,072
We'll bring out a whole line-
405
00:49:38,097 --> 00:49:41,841
of homo sapien,
low-calorie delicacies.
406
00:49:41,866 --> 00:49:43,374
Juicy, raw rump...
407
00:49:46,175 --> 00:49:48,751
Brains soaked in lemon juice...
408
00:49:50,054 --> 00:49:52,556
Spinal fluid sauce...
409
00:49:54,885 --> 00:49:56,587
Assorted organ stew,
410
00:49:56,612 --> 00:49:58,677
sapien burgers...
411
00:49:59,426 --> 00:50:03,430
And chewy homo nuggets.
412
00:50:26,707 --> 00:50:29,456
Just before we leave tomorrow-
413
00:50:29,481 --> 00:50:33,527
we will have a little party
dinner with fresh, local meat.
414
00:50:33,552 --> 00:50:37,088
It's my show of appreciation-
415
00:50:37,113 --> 00:50:39,115
to you all.
416
00:50:43,966 --> 00:50:46,469
Christ! You'll never believe
what I just had to do.
417
00:50:47,993 --> 00:50:49,716
Did you have to drink some chuck?
418
00:50:52,319 --> 00:50:54,821
Come on.
Let's find that guy and get out of here.
419
00:50:57,749 --> 00:50:59,459
Good night, boys.
420
00:51:01,526 --> 00:51:03,428
Good night, Reg.
421
00:51:05,357 --> 00:51:08,860
Robert, what a lovely little hottie.
422
00:51:32,530 --> 00:51:33,990
You okay?
423
00:51:53,051 --> 00:51:55,092
- Thanks.
- Get dressed.
424
00:51:55,936 --> 00:51:57,108
Door.
425
00:52:28,299 --> 00:52:30,551
Well, at least we got in quietly.
426
00:52:33,082 --> 00:52:34,517
Stay here.
427
00:53:32,031 --> 00:53:33,508
Up here!
428
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,521
Got him!
429
00:54:49,546 --> 00:54:51,380
- Good one!
- Get the bastards!
430
00:54:59,637 --> 00:55:01,229
There's more outside!
431
00:55:19,414 --> 00:55:21,615
Split up!
Send the boy up here!
432
00:55:46,237 --> 00:55:47,477
Come on.
433
00:55:55,190 --> 00:55:56,691
How many did you see?
434
00:55:56,932 --> 00:55:58,510
About eight or nine?
435
00:55:58,535 --> 00:56:00,291
Nah. There's heaps more.
436
00:56:08,804 --> 00:56:10,296
That's one less.
437
00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:19,305
Ever been in a gun battle before?
438
00:56:19,330 --> 00:56:20,126
No.
439
00:56:20,151 --> 00:56:22,643
Me neither, but this one's
going to be a beaut, hey.
440
00:56:22,668 --> 00:56:23,823
Yeah?
441
00:57:36,634 --> 00:57:38,135
Go Frank!
442
00:57:50,530 --> 00:57:52,022
Cover the back!
443
00:58:21,288 --> 00:58:22,695
Got ya!
444
00:59:47,142 --> 00:59:48,338
Come on.
445
01:00:04,612 --> 01:00:05,815
Look out!
446
01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:22,597
I bet that cleared his sinuses.
447
01:03:40,071 --> 01:03:42,073
That's another beer you owe me, Oz.
448
01:04:29,075 --> 01:04:30,536
Let's go that way.
449
01:04:31,781 --> 01:04:33,474
You reckon?
450
01:04:33,499 --> 01:04:34,942
Too right.
451
01:05:03,930 --> 01:05:05,432
Bastard!
452
01:05:10,179 --> 01:05:12,181
Fu--
453
01:06:11,964 --> 01:06:13,511
Bastard!
454
01:06:26,536 --> 01:06:28,271
Go!
I'll cover you!
455
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,078
Where the hell's Barry?
456
01:07:15,205 --> 01:07:16,510
Sod it!
457
01:07:38,236 --> 01:07:39,447
Shit!
458
01:07:39,895 --> 01:07:41,424
Jeez!
459
01:08:41,808 --> 01:08:43,620
The gun, robert!
460
01:09:02,876 --> 01:09:05,379
Come on, Barry.
Stop farting around.
461
01:09:18,091 --> 01:09:19,880
- Right.
- Let's get out of here.
462
01:09:19,905 --> 01:09:21,397
What the hell is that?
463
01:09:25,604 --> 01:09:28,106
- Well, it sounds to me like--
- Shut up, codpiece-face!
464
01:09:51,082 --> 01:09:53,973
You three, kill them!
465
01:09:55,086 --> 01:09:59,090
The rest of you get these
bodies on board the ship.
466
01:10:56,108 --> 01:10:57,850
Jeez, they're real dickheads.
467
01:10:57,875 --> 01:10:59,636
Derek was right all along.
468
01:11:18,616 --> 01:11:19,943
Get 'em, Oz!
469
01:11:22,385 --> 01:11:23,615
Get down!
470
01:11:33,566 --> 01:11:35,004
Bloody hell!
471
01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:49,727
Come on, baby!
472
01:11:57,497 --> 01:11:58,807
Keen jogger, mate?
473
01:11:58,832 --> 01:12:00,611
Should have brought
a Holden, Frank.
474
01:12:39,209 --> 01:12:41,247
- What's that?
- You go on.
475
01:12:41,272 --> 01:12:43,458
I'm gonna go back
and stop those bastards.
476
01:12:43,483 --> 01:12:45,264
We're supposed to
be going for help?
477
01:12:45,289 --> 01:12:46,530
You go.
478
01:12:47,084 --> 01:12:49,452
Besides, you're not going to be
back in time to stop them.
479
01:12:52,474 --> 01:12:53,661
Come on.
480
01:14:23,089 --> 01:14:24,573
Good one!
481
01:14:28,281 --> 01:14:30,108
That was my car!
482
01:14:42,508 --> 01:14:45,710
Look, just go to the nearest
phone and call the head office.
483
01:14:48,529 --> 01:14:50,286
Hi. My name's Giles Copeland.
484
01:14:50,311 --> 01:14:52,239
Yeah, I'm Barry.
Let's go.
485
01:15:07,408 --> 01:15:10,653
That's the end of those
weekend cowboys.
486
01:15:11,481 --> 01:15:14,617
Let's go home.
487
01:15:58,866 --> 01:16:00,506
Jesus, Oz!
What are you doing?
488
01:16:00,531 --> 01:16:02,530
That's an historical homestead.
489
01:16:04,762 --> 01:16:06,069
Yeah, I know.
490
01:16:06,094 --> 01:16:07,709
And I've got
another one here too.
491
01:16:28,598 --> 01:16:30,700
Wankers.
492
01:16:30,725 --> 01:16:33,418
For god's sake, Oz,
put that thing down.
493
01:16:33,443 --> 01:16:35,583
Let's get in there
and hit the leader.
494
01:16:36,692 --> 01:16:38,458
Hey, wait for me!
495
01:18:17,982 --> 01:18:19,466
You bastard!
496
01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:17,619
Holy shit.
497
01:19:35,161 --> 01:19:36,482
Okay.
498
01:19:38,415 --> 01:19:39,917
Quit playing with them.
499
01:20:01,946 --> 01:20:03,462
Good one!
500
01:20:04,345 --> 01:20:05,876
Derek?
501
01:20:05,901 --> 01:20:07,343
- Bastard!
- Jesus!
502
01:20:07,368 --> 01:20:09,374
He's gone ape-shit!
503
01:20:09,399 --> 01:20:10,712
Bastard!
504
01:20:10,737 --> 01:20:12,259
Let's get the hell out of here!
505
01:20:38,829 --> 01:20:40,392
Get the launcher!
506
01:20:43,991 --> 01:20:45,634
Blast that bastard!
507
01:22:16,022 --> 01:22:17,358
Ozzy!
508
01:22:18,282 --> 01:22:19,905
Frank!
509
01:22:31,833 --> 01:22:34,335
Where the hell are you going?
Come here!
510
01:24:11,777 --> 01:24:13,934
- Holy...
- Shit!
511
01:24:14,584 --> 01:24:16,086
Derek!
512
01:24:41,651 --> 01:24:42,964
Jeez, Oz.
513
01:24:43,638 --> 01:24:44,917
Here you go, mate.
514
01:24:46,461 --> 01:24:47,901
I don't smoke...
515
01:24:56,948 --> 01:24:58,950
Bastards!
516
01:25:23,910 --> 01:25:26,279
Hello?
Are you there?
517
01:25:30,697 --> 01:25:32,066
Mommy!
518
01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:40,317
Very well, really.
519
01:25:40,342 --> 01:25:43,362
But then these pricks
tried to take us on-
520
01:25:43,387 --> 01:25:45,516
but we soon fixed them.
521
01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:49,026
We lost all our scummy third-class...
522
01:25:49,051 --> 01:25:52,036
laborers, but I've got
some great samples for you-
523
01:25:52,061 --> 01:25:55,502
and I'll be home in
about 20 minutes.
524
01:25:55,527 --> 01:25:57,684
Hold the line.
525
01:25:57,709 --> 01:25:59,628
Shit!
526
01:26:44,443 --> 01:26:47,255
Suck my spinning steel, shithead!
527
01:27:40,006 --> 01:27:41,670
I'm born again.
528
01:27:54,904 --> 01:27:57,407
I'm coming to get you bastards.
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