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Hold on!
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You put the peanut
butter and jelly
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on separate slices?
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That's the way we do it
in Florida.
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Man, Florida's
the coolest.
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...so I said to him
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not if you want to
carry my books again.
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No, you did not say that.
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Yes, I did, girl.
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Okay, what are
you looking at?
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Nothing... but now I am.
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Hello, Chelsea baby.
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Okay, Corey, you're ten;
I'm 15.
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Which means
she's old enough
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to be grossed
out by you.
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And who are you?
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Pleased to meet you.
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I'm Miles Bonet.
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Well, aren't you
the cutest little thing.
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I'm Raven.
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He just moved here
from Florida.
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And if you go back
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will you please take
my little brother with you?
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Raven, can we go now
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'cause Corey's starting to
get those driplets of drool.
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It's really gross.
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Whoa, they don't make
them like her in Florida.
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Hey-- Chelsea's mine.
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I'm talking
about Raven.
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Eww, my sister?
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You can have her.
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Yep, that's me.
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Guess who I just
got off the phone with.
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A maid, I hope.
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I'm tired.
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No, the TV show,
Hello, San Francisco.
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You know, they do that segment
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on chefs cooking
in their own homes.
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Ooh, Dad, no, you are not going
to be on TV.
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They're coming here tomorrow.
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What are we jumping around for?
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Dad's going to be on TV.
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Miles, what do you think
you're doing?
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I'm just so happy
for your dad.
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Go hug him.
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Congratulations, sir.
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You really deserve this.
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Well, thank
you very much.
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Coming from you,
that means a lot.
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Who are you?
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This is Miles.
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He's from Florida.
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Well, you picked
a very exciting day
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to come, Miles.
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Honey, this could be
your big break.
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You could
become famous.
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The pressure
must be enormous.
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My dad's not scared.
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Well, like, what if
he makes a mistake
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in front of
millions of people?
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Millions...?
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Uh, Corey
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why don't you
take Miles
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and show him something
that's far away.
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Yeah... like Florida.
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Dad, don't listen
to that kid, okay?
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You're going to do great.
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You have been preparing
for this moment
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your whole career.
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Yeah, I know
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but what if I forget
how to do something
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like de-bone a chicken
or make a sauce or...
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or breathe?
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Honey, take it easy.
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No, no, no,
I got to cancel.
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Dad... wait!
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Rae, did you just
have a vision?
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Yes, Dad,
and I saw you on the show.
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You were chopping up everything
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and you were breathing like
you've been doing it
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your whole life.
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Really?
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How'd I look?
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Like Denzel with a spatula!
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That's what I'm talking about,
yeah!
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Okay, then-then everything's
going to be fine.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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I gotta go check out
some recipes.
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I'm going to be on TV...
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like Denzel with a spatula.
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Well, that homework's
not going to do itself.
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Hold it!
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Rae, you made that
whole vision up.
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Mama, listen.
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This is Dad's big break.
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He was about to cancel.
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So, you just lied to give
him a little confidence boost?
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I was just trying
to help.
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Look at him, Mom.
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? I'm a cookin' man ?
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? Oww!
With a big old frying pan ?
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? Oww! ?
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So, you still think
I did the wrong thing?
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Yes... but for
the right reasons.
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Just no more
fake visions.
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Okay, I promise.
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Rae, this is a disaster.
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This show was supposed to be
your father's big break.
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Chelsea, what I lack in age,
I make up for in muscle.
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How long have you
been standing there?
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Long enough, my friend.
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You got a better way
of getting girls?
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As a matter
of fact, I do.
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"Hypnotism...
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The Trance
for Romance"?
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Watch and learn.
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I'm Dr. Wendell Van Leer,
master of hypnosis.
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Not everyone can be put
into a hypnotic sleep
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but those who can
will be under your power
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for up to
24 hours
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or your
money back.
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Now, take out
your complimentary hypno-stone.
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And swing it thusly.
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Now you're getting it.
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Rae, can you please
calm down, okay?
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You're making me
so dizzy.
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Listen, I'm
nervous, okay
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and I'm worried
about my dad
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and I clean
when I'm nervous.
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Rae, I think my arm
is piney-fresh now. Thanks.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey, Mr. Baxter.
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Hey, Mr. Baxter
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you ready
for your big TV debut?
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Yeah, that's right.
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You know, I've
been working
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on some catch phrases--
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something cool to say
when I add an ingredient.
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Right on.
Check it out.
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Check it out, yeah.
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I kinda dig that.
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This cat's right.
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No, that's... that's not it.
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Listen up.
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Listen up?
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Ooh, you know
it's kind of "old school"
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but it's still
really catchy.
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I like that.
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Listen... okay.
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The next word that comes
out of my dad's mouth
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will be the catch phrase,
not that lame stuff, okay?
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Okay, Dad,
now give it to me.
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Kapowie!
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Well, that's good.
Yeah!
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Thanks, guys.
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Kapowie!
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Kapowie! Yeah!
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You guys, I am
so worried.
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Something bad is going
to happen to my dad.
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Mm, like saying, "Kapowie"?
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Y'all dig this:
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I'm going to go
catch the game.
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I'm just a phone call away
if you need me...
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during half-time.
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All right, okay.
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Man, what are you two wearing?
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My grandpa showed us how
the players dress in Florida.
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It looks like your Grandpa
played you.
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Hello, baby.
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May I say you look
ravishing today.
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Can you say it on your
way back to the home?
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What is that?
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Is... is that mothballs?
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It's the state
smell of Florida.
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So, what do you think
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of our handsome-
new-man jewelry?
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Watch as we swing
them thusly.
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Back and forth,
back and forth...
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Listen to the sound
of our soothing voices.
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Your eyes are closing...
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closing.
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You're falling asleep...
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drifting further and further
into unconsciousness.
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When you hear the word
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"San Francisco"
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you will fall
into a deep
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deep sleep.
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And you won't wake up
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until you hear the
word, "Okeechobee."
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Okeechobee?
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Yeah, that's
where I was born.
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Ready, one...
two... three...
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San Francisco.
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It worked.
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Raven, you will fall
in love with Miles.
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And Chelsea, you will
fall in love with Corey.
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Oh, Miles, you big hunk
of Florida sunshine.
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Oh, Corey, you are all man,
and you are all mine.
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Kiss me.
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Kiss me, Miles.
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Yes!
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No way!
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Corey, you're so sexy.
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Corey, you are all man,
and you are all mine.
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Oh, Miles, you big hunk
of Florida sunshine.
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Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me!
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Admit it-- they got us bad.
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Like the Doc said, it
doesn't work on everyone.
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Yeah...
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but at least
we look good.
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Man, I can't believe
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we couldn't
hypnotize our women.
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Maybe we missed a step.
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Let's go watch
that tape again.
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Dad, I think the TV people
are here.
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Dad?
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Dad!
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Dad?
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What you looking at?
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He's asleep!
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We must have
hypnotized him.
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Excellent.
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Not excellent!
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The TV people are here.
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I'll get it!
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You wake him up--
I'll get the door.
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Go.
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Ocochobee!
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Miles?
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Yes!
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Mr. Baxter.
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I'm TV's Kelly Bryant.
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Of course you are.
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I love your work.
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I'm sure you do.
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Kitchen?
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Uh... there.
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So, are we ready
for our big debut?
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Um... actually no.
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I sort of
lost track of time.
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Well, don't lose any more.
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We are going live
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in 20 minutes.
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Right,
I'll go get ready.
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Kapowie.
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I hope that's not
your catch phrase.
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Of course not.
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Hi, I'm Victor Baxter.
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Vic Baxter.
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Yo, yo, yo, V. Bax
in the... his house.
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Daddy, it's on--
the show's on!
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Coming up, we're going
live with Kelly Bryant
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to the kitchen of Victor Baxter
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one of the Bay Area's
favorite chefs.
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That's you, Dad!
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Yeah, I'm the man.
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Don't go away.
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We're coming right back
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with more
of Hello, San Francisco.
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Oh, man, they said
"San Francisco."
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What's that wake-up word?
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Um... Toke-a-chobee?
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Uh, Chokatobee?
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Obie Wan Kenobe?
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Okay, Victor,
they're all ready for...
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Victor?
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Honey, I'm glad
to see you're relaxed
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but there is
a TV crew downstairs.
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00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:30,774
Mom...
270
00:12:30,775 --> 00:12:32,484
Dad's kind of hypnotized.
271
00:12:33,175 --> 00:12:35,175
Kind of... hypnotized?
272
00:12:35,669 --> 00:12:37,209
Corey, this isn't funny.
273
00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:38,656
It's not a joke.
274
00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:39,769
I can't wake him up.
275
00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:40,753
Dad, this is so cool!
276
00:12:40,754 --> 00:12:41,333
You should go downstairs
277
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:42,919
and see all the lights
and cameras and...
278
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,870
Why you laying
on the bed like that for?
279
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:47,864
Apparently he's hypnotized.
280
00:12:47,865 --> 00:12:48,626
What?
281
00:12:48,627 --> 00:12:49,531
Dad was watching when
282
00:12:49,532 --> 00:12:51,133
Miles and I tried
to hypnotize you guys.
283
00:12:51,134 --> 00:12:53,246
Okay, so, uh,
there was a wake-up word.
284
00:12:53,247 --> 00:12:54,493
Good luck.
285
00:12:56,999 --> 00:12:58,390
Okalobee.
286
00:13:00,305 --> 00:13:01,295
Hokey-Pokey.
287
00:13:01,968 --> 00:13:03,612
"On Top
of Old Smokey"!
288
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:09,909
Dear... Honey...
289
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,409
You need to wake up.
290
00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:12,832
You wake up
291
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,738
Get up. Get up!
292
00:13:14,739 --> 00:13:16,401
Wake up!
293
00:13:17,138 --> 00:13:18,234
Rae...
294
00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:19,363
this is a disaster.
295
00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:21,405
This show was
your father's big break.
296
00:13:21,406 --> 00:13:23,074
How did you
know I was...?
297
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,974
Did you have a
vision about this?
298
00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:28,852
Yeah, Mom. I knew something
bad was going to happen.
299
00:13:28,853 --> 00:13:30,584
Why didn't you say something?
300
00:13:30,585 --> 00:13:32,869
Because, Ma, I didn't want Dad
to get nervous.
301
00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:33,967
Oh, it worked.
302
00:13:33,968 --> 00:13:35,610
Now he's just unconscious!
303
00:13:36,405 --> 00:13:39,635
Mr. Baxter, we're ready for you.
304
00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:41,775
Okay, let's not panic.
305
00:13:41,776 --> 00:13:43,136
Come on, can't we
just panic a little?
306
00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:44,627
Okay, two seconds.
307
00:13:46,711 --> 00:13:47,889
Now.
308
00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:50,669
Corey. Call Miles,
get the wake-up word.
309
00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:51,753
Okeydoke. Whoop!
310
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,498
Okay, Chelsea,
go down there
311
00:13:56,499 --> 00:13:57,716
and stall as
much as you can.
312
00:13:57,717 --> 00:13:58,439
Okay, I'm on it.
313
00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,534
Rae...
314
00:13:59,535 --> 00:14:01,369
Let's get your
father downstairs.
315
00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:02,382
Okay.
316
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,375
And here we have
the refrigerator.
317
00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:08,988
When you open the door,
the light goes on
318
00:14:08,989 --> 00:14:12,078
but when you close the door,
the light goes off.
319
00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:14,636
Or does it? Hmm...
320
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,892
Fascinating. Where is Victor?
321
00:14:18,893 --> 00:14:21,209
We are going on in five minutes.
322
00:14:22,151 --> 00:14:23,111
All right...
323
00:14:25,422 --> 00:14:25,731
There we go.
324
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,171
All right.
325
00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:28,503
Need a little help
in the front.
326
00:14:28,504 --> 00:14:29,905
Okay. Yeah.
327
00:14:29,906 --> 00:14:31,639
Oka. Let's take him
328
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,767
around to the left.
329
00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:34,496
Okay. Mom, get
him, get him...
330
00:14:34,497 --> 00:14:35,622
Yeah. Yeah.
331
00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:39,339
Mamma, I'm losing him. Mama.
332
00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:40,566
Timber!
333
00:14:42,895 --> 00:14:45,505
One, two, three.
334
00:14:51,035 --> 00:14:52,441
That's going to
hurt in the morning.
335
00:14:52,442 --> 00:14:53,421
Definitely.
336
00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:55,605
All right, how we going
to get him downstairs?
337
00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:57,835
Ooh, I got an idea.
338
00:14:58,716 --> 00:15:00,186
Okay, let's
pivot him around.
339
00:15:09,481 --> 00:15:11,464
God, he's heavy.
340
00:15:11,465 --> 00:15:11,853
Ready?
341
00:15:11,854 --> 00:15:12,768
Ready.
342
00:15:12,769 --> 00:15:14,012
One... two...
343
00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:16,216
On two.
On two.
344
00:15:16,217 --> 00:15:17,116
On three, ready?
345
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,475
One, two.
346
00:15:20,904 --> 00:15:22,776
Okay, can we take
a break from this?
347
00:15:22,777 --> 00:15:23,865
Yes. Yes.
Okay.
348
00:15:23,866 --> 00:15:25,246
Let's take
another break.
349
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,844
Get back, get
back, get back.
350
00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:46,943
Wait, let him down,
let him down.
351
00:15:53,635 --> 00:15:55,198
There you go.
352
00:16:03,675 --> 00:16:05,161
Yo, that's tight.
353
00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:06,554
I call next.
354
00:16:11,932 --> 00:16:14,043
Hi. Kelly Bryant here
355
00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:17,772
in the kitchen
of local chef Victor Baxter.
356
00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:20,949
Unfortunately,
the only thing missing is...
357
00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:22,852
Victor Baxter...
358
00:16:22,853 --> 00:16:26,036
...is in the...
his house!
359
00:16:27,235 --> 00:16:29,714
Uh... well, great.
360
00:16:29,715 --> 00:16:31,668
Victor.
361
00:16:31,669 --> 00:16:33,828
What will you be
making for us today?
362
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:38,441
My husband
will be making...
363
00:16:38,442 --> 00:16:42,269
He's gonna, he's gonna
be making... eggs.
364
00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:43,994
Yes, because...
365
00:16:43,995 --> 00:16:48,697
San Francisco
is the city of eggs.
366
00:16:49,105 --> 00:16:51,739
I thought he was going
to be making trout.
367
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,082
Um, yes.
368
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,638
He's going
to be making...
369
00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:59,447
He's going to be making
trout and eggs.
370
00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:01,996
Trout and eggs? Mmm.
371
00:17:01,997 --> 00:17:05,519
Yeah. That's because
it's the catch of the day
372
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,091
with the hatch
of the day.
373
00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:17,046
Uh, why isn't Victor
telling us this himself?
374
00:17:19,075 --> 00:17:22,854
Oh, that's because
they call him...
375
00:17:22,855 --> 00:17:25,006
"The silent chef."
376
00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:32,608
Yeah, he lets his food
do the talking.
377
00:17:33,471 --> 00:17:35,428
Isn't that right, Dad?
378
00:17:41,535 --> 00:17:42,970
Hey, let's get cooking, Dad.
379
00:17:42,971 --> 00:17:44,842
What do you want
to cook today?
380
00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:49,490
Well, it looks like he
wants to cook some eggs.
381
00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:51,083
Let's cook some eggs.
382
00:17:52,575 --> 00:17:53,639
Let's get it.
383
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,001
Kapowie.
384
00:17:57,435 --> 00:18:01,764
As you can see, my dad
doesn't like to waste a thing.
385
00:18:03,405 --> 00:18:06,404
They call him
the relaxed
386
00:18:06,405 --> 00:18:10,281
silent, nonwasting... chef.
387
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,504
Ooh, Dad.
388
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:15,421
Uh, why don't we go
to a commercial?
389
00:18:15,422 --> 00:18:18,003
And we'll come
back with more
390
00:18:18,004 --> 00:18:22,632
of the mysterious cooking
styles of Victor Baxter.
391
00:18:23,932 --> 00:18:26,509
Okay, what is going on here?
392
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:29,004
Uh... the truth is...
393
00:18:29,005 --> 00:18:31,566
my husband was
accidentally hypnotized.
394
00:18:33,005 --> 00:18:35,244
Well, don't look at me like
that, girlfriend. It happens.
395
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,125
But everything
is under control.
396
00:18:37,126 --> 00:18:38,474
Oh, well, it better be
397
00:18:38,475 --> 00:18:39,911
because if he
is not cooking
398
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:41,705
when we get back, we
are cutting to a clip
399
00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:44,050
on what not to put
in your garbage disposal
400
00:18:44,051 --> 00:18:45,352
and Mr. Floppy here
401
00:18:45,353 --> 00:18:47,863
can just wave his
career good-bye.
402
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,401
Miles, what
403
00:18:50,402 --> 00:18:51,738
is the wake-up word?
404
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,420
Forget it, Rae,
he's not talking.
405
00:18:53,421 --> 00:18:55,616
Not till I get a little sugar.
406
00:18:58,975 --> 00:19:00,134
Okay.
407
00:19:00,135 --> 00:19:02,435
Close your eyes and pucker up.
408
00:19:03,735 --> 00:19:05,734
Rae! Ew!
409
00:19:05,735 --> 00:19:07,134
Don't worry, Chelsea.
410
00:19:07,135 --> 00:19:08,875
I can take one
for the team.
411
00:19:12,975 --> 00:19:14,777
Ooh, pucker up.
412
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,785
Here it comes. Mmm!
413
00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:21,440
Yeah, baby.
414
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:25,583
A little salty,
but I can taste the love.
415
00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:29,809
Okay loverboy,
what's the word?
416
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,335
Okeechobee.
417
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,253
What's going on?
418
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:37,976
I'm strapped to a board,
and everything's dark.
419
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:41,764
Now I can see...
420
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,227
that I'm still
strapped to a board
421
00:19:45,066 --> 00:19:47,456
and the show is going on?
422
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:49,569
Yeah, but there's still time
to turn it around.
423
00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:51,673
Turn it around?
Rae, where's it going?
424
00:19:51,674 --> 00:19:53,643
Straight down the
tubes, Mr. B.
425
00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:56,907
Yeah. It's a
long story
426
00:19:56,908 --> 00:19:58,579
but, um... Corey and Miles--
427
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:00,435
they accidentally
hypnotized you.
428
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,689
Well, I can see
429
00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:04,723
my work here is done.
430
00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:06,509
How 'bout a smooch for the road?
431
00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:08,148
How 'bout just
the road?
432
00:20:08,149 --> 00:20:10,589
All right,
move it out, Hot Lips.
433
00:20:12,335 --> 00:20:14,399
Corey, what did you do to me?
434
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,806
Dad, let's not
point fingers, but...
435
00:20:16,807 --> 00:20:18,573
it's all Raven's fault!
436
00:20:18,574 --> 00:20:19,639
What?!
437
00:20:20,675 --> 00:20:22,504
She lied to you
about her vision.
438
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:25,436
Rae, you said it was
going to be a huge success.
439
00:20:25,437 --> 00:20:27,809
Dad, I was just trying
to give you some confidence.
440
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:28,469
Well, it worked.
441
00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,210
I'm confident that
my career is over.
442
00:20:30,211 --> 00:20:32,191
No, it is not, Dad.
443
00:20:32,192 --> 00:20:33,338
You love to cook
444
00:20:33,339 --> 00:20:35,647
and that's what
people need to see.
445
00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:36,869
You need to get
back on that air
446
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,536
and do what you do best.
447
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,933
You are a great chef
448
00:20:40,934 --> 00:20:42,539
and you don't need a vision
to tell you that.
449
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:44,901
All right, we're
on in ten seconds.
450
00:20:44,902 --> 00:20:47,542
Are we happening, or do we
cut to the garbage disposal?
451
00:20:48,575 --> 00:20:50,105
We're happening.
452
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,822
Hi. Kelly Bryant here.
453
00:20:53,823 --> 00:20:56,872
We're back with Victor Baxter,
the silent chef.
454
00:20:56,873 --> 00:20:58,504
Actually, Kelly,
the family and I
455
00:20:58,505 --> 00:20:59,984
were just playing
a little joke on you.
456
00:20:59,985 --> 00:21:01,968
Now it's time for
some serious cooking.
457
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,241
Get ready for
my Cajun Trout a la Victor.
458
00:21:04,242 --> 00:21:05,456
You got two minutes.
459
00:21:05,457 --> 00:21:07,320
How about the best omelet
you've ever tasted?
460
00:21:07,321 --> 00:21:10,354
You know, Kelly, the great thing
about making an omelet
461
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,868
is you don't need a recipe.
462
00:21:11,869 --> 00:21:13,669
Just cook right from the heart.
463
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,254
Let's see. We can use
464
00:21:15,255 --> 00:21:16,404
whatever we have
on the counter
465
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:19,497
and today we have
fresh eggs, a little onion
466
00:21:19,498 --> 00:21:20,699
We got trout.
467
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,622
We don't have time for trout.
468
00:21:23,294 --> 00:21:24,925
We got a
little garlic
469
00:21:24,926 --> 00:21:27,986
a little red pepper,
a little hot sauce
470
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,781
And guess what? Kapowie.
471
00:21:41,427 --> 00:21:44,507
Great segment, Victor,
a- and you were right.
472
00:21:44,508 --> 00:21:46,951
This omelet is... kapowie.
473
00:21:46,952 --> 00:21:49,252
Mm. Tell you what, you give me
more than two minutes
474
00:21:49,253 --> 00:21:50,619
and I'll show you
some real cooking.
475
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:51,631
You are on.
476
00:21:51,632 --> 00:21:53,847
How about a monthly segment
477
00:21:53,848 --> 00:21:56,409
on Hello, San Francisco?
478
00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:58,385
Okeechobee.
479
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,174
That'd be great.
480
00:22:00,175 --> 00:22:03,791
Because your food
just says San Francisco.
481
00:22:05,048 --> 00:22:06,208
Okeechobee.
482
00:22:07,074 --> 00:22:08,856
I couldn't agree
with you more.
483
00:22:09,831 --> 00:22:12,831
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