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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
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All right.
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Bam!
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Okay.
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Hey, Eric.
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Hey.
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Whew, he is so... Fine!
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Yeah. Mm-mm!
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You know, for you.
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You know, all for you.
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Um, Eddie your
head's on backwards.
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All part of the plan.
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Chill out.
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Pipe down people...
People, please.
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Whose head is on backwards now?
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First an important
announcement...
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I'm being promoted
to principal...
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And Mr. Perkins
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is being pushed up
to superintendent.
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So you mean you won't be
teaching right here anymore?
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Precisely.
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I need a minute alone.
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I'll be okay.
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So now, when you send me
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to the principal's office
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you're going to be
sending me to you?
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Oh, brain cramp.
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You'll have a substitute
for the rest of the week
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and on Monday there
will be a new teacher.
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So who do you think the
new teacher's going to be?
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I hope it's not that
whiny guy, you know.
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"Please, students, please
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"all I ask is y'all sit down.
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Please help me."
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At least he's better
than that paranoid lady.
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"Why are you all
talking about me?
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"Why are you talking about me?
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I know you guys all hate me..."
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Ladies.
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Talking.
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Tragically neither
one is available.
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We've been having
a heck of a time
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finding a substitute.
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Hello, class.
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I'm your substitute,
Mrs. Baxter.
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You're not going
to believe this.
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My mom is going to be the sub.
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Your mom?
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I know, I mean,
she used to teach
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but Mr. Lawler
doesn't know that.
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He hasn't even met her before.
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Raven, you forgot your lunch.
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And she's not going
to know him now.
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Thanks, mom.
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Oh, isn't that sweet.
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Buh-bye.
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Mrs. Baxter I don't
believe we've had
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the pleasure of meeting.
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Oh, and now you have
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so once again, buh-bye.
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I've got learning to do.
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You know, I wish my
students were this eager
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back when I was
teaching English.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I should go.
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You were an English
teacher previously?
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Mrs. Baxter, I just
had the craziest idea...
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No!
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
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♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.
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♪ I try to save the situation ♪
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♪ then I end up misbehaving ♪
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♪ hey, now, say, now ♪
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♪ about to put it
down, yeah, come on ♪
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♪ and ride with the break, now ♪
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♪ in that the future
looks great now ♪
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♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ let's keep it going ♪
♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪
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Yep, that's me.
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I just know it, Chel.
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My vision is going to come true.
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Rae, would you stop
panicking, please.
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Just because lawler
asked her to sub
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doesn't mean
she's going to do it.
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So let's talk about
something else.
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Is she an easy grader?
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You know what, this
is just too weird, okay?
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There has to be some
way I can change this thing.
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Hey, brother.
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How you doing?
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Um, I'm going to need
you to do me a favor, okay?
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When mom comes downstairs,
and I'm going to cough
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and then I want you to say
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"mommy, please don't
leave me all alone."
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Not a problem.
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I do this for you, and I get...
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Forget it.
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Ooh, I like 'em feisty.
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Okay, you know what,
two bucks or nothing.
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Deal.
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Here you go.
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This ain't over yet, baby.
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Raven, that's just
you popping your gum.
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I thought they were
ripping up the sidewalk.
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Listen, honey
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I thought about
Mr. Lawler's offer.
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If you have a problem
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with me subbing for
a couple of days...
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Oh, no, no, mommy, you
know I'm totally fine with it
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but I am a little concerned
about my little brother.
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See, he gets home at
what? 2:00, 2:45, right?
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And if you sub
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mom, you won't
get home until 3:00.
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Now, when I was his
age, you were there for me.
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And those 15 minutes
meant so much.
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Thank you, mom.
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Let's just see how Corey feels.
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Wait, are you
saying for 15 minutes
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I'd be home all by myself?
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, don't worry about me, mom.
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I'll be fine.
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I'd do something
about that cough.
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Windpipe.
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I don't want to go.
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Rae... I don't want to go!
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Your mom isn't even here yet.
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Just relax.
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Right. Relax.
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Relax, she's not here.
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But she's in the building.
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I can feel her.
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She's getting closer
and closer and closer.
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I can't see! I can't see!
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Rae!
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It's a miracle.
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Hey, Eric.
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Hey.
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He is so... Fine!
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Hello, class.
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I'm your substitute,
Mrs. Baxter.
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Today we're going to be
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working on Romeo and Juliet.
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Can anyone tell me
what this play is about?
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Anyone?
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I know someone who can.
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Raven.
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Boy likes girl, girl likes boy.
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They both die. Cry,
cry, cry, the end.
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Good.
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Fast, but good, honey.
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I meant Raven.
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I called her honey
because she's my...
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Oh, you know the story.
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Anyway... One more day.
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One... more... day.
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"Romeo, Romeo
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"wherefore art thou, Romeo?
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Deny thy father and
refuse thy name."
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Raven, I know you're bummed out
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that your mom's here and all
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but if it makes
you feel any better
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she's a babe.
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"That which we call a Rose
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by any other name
would smell as sweet."
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Sweet.
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Okay, let me try and
make this a little easier.
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If Shakespeare
were writing today
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it might sound more like this:
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"Yo, Romeo, where you at, okay?
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"Tell your daddy if he
don't like us together
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"then that's just too bad
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"because this Juliet
ain't waitin' around
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"for some fool in
tights named Romeo.
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You know what I'm sayin'?"
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And Romeo might sound like this:
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"Do you believe the words
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"that are comin'
out of her mouth?
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"Should I speak up
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"and make a fool of myself
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or just let her go on and on
about how fine she think I am?"
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Raven, gum.
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Three more hours.
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Just three more hours.
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I'm free!
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♪ No mom... no more
mom, no more mom ♪
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♪ no more mom, no more
mom, no more mom, no more... ♪
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Hey, mom.
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Hey.
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Hey, you know what...
These last two days
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man, it's like a blink.
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Where'd they go?
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I mean, I didn't see
them. Did you see them?
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I didn't see them. Did you?
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Then I've got good news.
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I just spoke with Mr. Lawler
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and he offered me a
permanent position.
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You okay with this?
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Well, actually...
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Raven, I love this job.
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Couldn't be happier.
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Thanks, sweetie.
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Honey, gum.
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Okay.
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Well, I'm on my way home
to tell your little brother.
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I just hope he understands.
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-hey ♪
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♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-hey ♪
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♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-hey ♪
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♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-hey ♪
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Everybody dancing!
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-hey ♪
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♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-hey ♪
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♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-hey... ♪
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I don't get it, Raven.
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Your mom asked if you had a
problem with her teaching here.
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Why don't you just
tell her how you felt?
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Chelsea, okay, you
did not see my vision.
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First of all, she loves this job
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and everybody in
class loves her, too.
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I just can't take
that away from her.
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You're a good daughter, Rae.
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Thanks.
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Maybe I can get her fired.
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Kidding. Can't I dream?
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I'm sorry.
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Raven, I've been thinking
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and I don't mind that
your mom has kids.
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I'm good with kids.
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Max... my mama is married, okay?
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Let it go before it gets ugly.
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And you're going to need this.
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Ooh, lucky penny.
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Hey, Eric.
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Hi. Hey.
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You'd like to...?
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Eric, nice report.
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But next time maybe
you can hand it in
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without the pizza stains.
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I do not know what's
up with that new teacher.
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Tell me about it.
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So...
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Oh, and, honey, I'm going
to be home a little late.
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Do you mind starting
dinner? I've got chicken...
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Got it, got it, got it.
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Okay.
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I don't know
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what that woman
was talking about.
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You were saying?
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I got to go. Later.
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I had him, man. I had him.
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He was in my grasp.
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I had him. I had him. Mama, why?
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Having my mom here
has totally busted my game.
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00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,132
I hate it.
267
00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:18,499
Okay, before we get started
268
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,999
I just wanted to let you know
269
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,466
that I'm going to
be your teacher
270
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for the rest of the year.
271
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,499
Is all of that for me?
272
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,799
Is that for me. You stop it!
273
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,867
You stop it!
274
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,000
What happened? You stop it?
275
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,199
I just don't want her here.
276
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,733
She's not funny. She's
embarrassing. She's...
277
00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:39,999
I hate this!
278
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,200
Underline, underline, underline!
279
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,733
Man, Rae, this is cold.
280
00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:50,734
Pass it to Chelsea.
281
00:12:58,767 --> 00:13:00,199
Wow.
282
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,899
Okay, guys if you will take out
283
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,099
your vocabulary list
284
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,567
and review them, I'll
collect the homework.
285
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,600
Thank you.
286
00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:42,299
Uh, Ms. Baxter, may I
just say how much I enjoy
287
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,999
doing the homework assignment?
288
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,499
But I'd like to change
one little bitty thing.
289
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,366
Can I sea Chelsea's homework?
290
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:51,699
Eddie, that would
be called cheating.
291
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,566
That's not what he meant.
292
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,699
What did he mean?
293
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:58,399
I don't know.
294
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,666
Gotcha!
295
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:01,600
It was all a joke.
296
00:14:01,601 --> 00:14:02,799
It's just a trick
297
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,766
that we play on all
of the substitutes
298
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:06,032
and you didn't get it.
299
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:07,766
And there it goes.
300
00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:08,899
Thank you.
301
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:12,199
Listen, you'll all get
your reports back
302
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,566
after I grade them
in the morning.
303
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,399
As it should be, Ms. Baxter.
304
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,199
Spoken like a true teacher.
305
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,467
Proud of you, mom.
306
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:36,734
Operation note rescue...
We attack at dawn.
307
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,599
Ready?
308
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,233
Ready.
309
00:14:57,234 --> 00:14:58,833
We're going in.
310
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:01,099
No, we're not. It's locked.
311
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,199
Oh, it's locked!
312
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:02,934
I just said that.
313
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:03,934
I know.
314
00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:07,700
Give me a boost.
315
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,966
Come on. Come on.
316
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:13,367
Get it. Get it.
317
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,833
Good morning.
318
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,232
Hi, Mr. Lawler.
319
00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,299
We're doing nothing wrong.
320
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:26,299
Well, I'm pleased to see
my pupils here so early.
321
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,799
As principal
322
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,566
I arrive promptly at 6:30
and do a thorough inspection
323
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,599
of the premises
with my master key.
324
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,766
Watch.
325
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,999
Open.
326
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,866
Close.
327
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:41,866
Open.
328
00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,299
Looks good in here.
329
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,967
Close.
330
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,866
Well, I better finish
patrolling the place.
331
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:50,200
Toodles.
332
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,032
Rae
333
00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:57,400
since you're hanging there,
could you open the door?
334
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,700
No problem.
335
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,499
Oh, it's locked!
336
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,566
Where's the key?
337
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,599
Guys?
338
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,399
I don't have the key!
339
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,099
Well, don't look at me.
340
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,100
Guys?
341
00:16:14,101 --> 00:16:15,466
Try prying it open or something.
342
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,400
Okay.
343
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,799
No good. What
are we going to do?
344
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,967
Guys, hanging
like a bat over here!
345
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,899
So what's the plan?
346
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,466
Get this desk as far away
from my mama as possible.
347
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,299
Yeah, but, Rae, this
is school property.
348
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,466
I know, okay?
349
00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:37,300
That's why we're
moving it very carefully.
350
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,834
Door, door, door!
351
00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:57,666
I don't mean to
bug y'all or anything
352
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,667
but can we come
up with a better plan?
353
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:08,799
Left! No, right!
354
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,000
Hey!
355
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,800
Oh, man!
356
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,367
This can't be good.
357
00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:25,400
Rae!
358
00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:40,566
Hey, where did that
desk come from?
359
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:43,399
Uh, actually, Mr. Lawler
360
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:47,099
this desk came from a tree.
361
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,099
You know, until mankind
cut it down with no regard
362
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:53,299
to nature and all... Eh!
363
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:56,666
What she was trying
to say, Mr. Lawler
364
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,666
is that we found
it in the parking lot
365
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,366
and we're just, you know,
bringing it back, really.
366
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:04,299
Well, pick me up and put me down
367
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,132
this is my old desk.
368
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:08,733
Solid, sturdy.
369
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:10,600
Except for this pesky drawer.
370
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,400
Wait! Stop!
371
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,132
Who are you talking to?
372
00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:25,766
Um, um, she was just
singing that new, cool song.
373
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:27,466
You know, how's does it go?
374
00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:28,467
You know...
375
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,966
♪ Wait, stop, where ya going? ♪
376
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:35,199
♪ Stop! Wait! I'm a-coming ♪
377
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,733
♪ yeah! ♪
378
00:18:36,734 --> 00:18:37,734
♪ Yeah! ♪
379
00:18:37,735 --> 00:18:39,899
♪ Boy! ♪
380
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,032
I like that.
381
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,699
Come on, Mr. Thomas.
382
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,366
Let's bring this
baby back upstairs.
383
00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:48,667
Show me how you do that...
384
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,867
thing.
385
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,232
"Every single second
my mom's here
386
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:57,866
"my life gets worse and worse.
387
00:18:57,867 --> 00:19:00,065
"If I see her face in
my class one more time
388
00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:01,399
I'm going to scream."
389
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,399
Now you know why I don't
want her to read the note.
390
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,766
Rae, I know it's really
hard having your mom here
391
00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:08,599
but maybe it'll get better.
392
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,933
Maybe, but maybe it won't.
393
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:12,199
Look, I love my mom
394
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,199
and I love hanging out
with her, just not here.
395
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,599
Here, I'm Raven
396
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,766
but when she's here I'm
Mrs. Baxter's daughter.
397
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:22,733
But, Rae, your
mom's, like, so cool.
398
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:23,799
She'll understand.
399
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,666
Yeah, she's so happy.
400
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:29,000
I'll just have to
get used to it, huh?
401
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,733
Hey, honey.
402
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,399
Got a minute?
403
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,833
Sure.
404
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,299
You know, being at school
405
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,899
with you got me to thinking
406
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,399
about when I was your age.
407
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,599
I used to get away
with so much stuff.
408
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,666
I had this one
teacher, Mr. Swenson.
409
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,566
I did the best imitation of him:
410
00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:09,966
Enunciate, Tanya! Enunciate!
411
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,466
I mean, I had the
whole class cracking up.
412
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:13,599
You?
413
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,032
Your mama had a life.
414
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:17,733
And if there were
cute boys in the hall
415
00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:19,766
I'd be talking to 'em like you
416
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,299
with your friend Eric.
417
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,899
Kind of blew that
for you, didn't I?
418
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:29,466
You know... Yeah, mama, yeah.
419
00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:32,099
Honey, I had a great
time when I was in school.
420
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,099
But it would have
been really weird
421
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,600
if my mom had been around.
422
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,866
That's why I'm not going
to take this teaching job.
423
00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:41,966
What? Mama, all the
kids think you're great.
424
00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:46,099
Raven, I love this job.
425
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,299
I know. Being a teacher.
426
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,100
No, being your mom.
427
00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:56,599
And when I do go
back to teaching
428
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,399
I'll make sure it's
at a different school.
429
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,400
Promise.
430
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,299
Bam!
431
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,999
Go on, mama. That was tight.
432
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,232
What? You thought
you was the only one
433
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:10,733
that could get some zap?
434
00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:12,899
Mama, what exactly was that?
435
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:13,900
Was it, what?
436
00:21:13,901 --> 00:21:15,366
Shh... what was it?
437
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,132
Girlfriend, if you think you're
going to Jack my moves
438
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:18,133
think again.
439
00:21:18,134 --> 00:21:19,400
But, mama, wait.
440
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,733
What are you doing here?
441
00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:31,833
Sorry, little man.
442
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,999
This fantasy is taken.
443
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,399
Oh, man!
444
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,133
Get your little self up off me!
445
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,900
What's up, little man?
446
00:21:50,867 --> 00:21:54,867
You take my women,
I take your pizza.
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