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Okay, she's almost here.
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Which ones, these or these?
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Rae, you always
freak out every time
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your cousin Andrea
comes in from Europe.
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Girl, I am fine.
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I just need to know
what hat says, you know
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"thanks for coming, but you
need to go back to Paris."
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Rae, she's only going to
be here for a little while.
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Okay, I understand
that, but does this belt say
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"just because we're relatives
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doesn't mean I
have to like you?"
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Okay, where's Andrea?
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Is my little French
pastry here yet?
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No.
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Why do you like her so much?
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She is such a snob.
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Because she's not like the
other girls around here, Rae.
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I mean, she's lived in
Rome, London, Paris...
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And she's turned me down
in four different languages.
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"Nein," "nyet," "non"
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and the ever-popular
"ain't gonna happen."
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You know what?
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She is phony.
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I can't stand that about her.
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Look who's here.
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Oh, ravey!
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Oh, Andrea, my girl!
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What is going on?
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Smooches.
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And listen, it's "an-drea" now.
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I changed it when
we moved to "pa-ree."
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We live right near
the Eiffel Tower.
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That's the tall, pointy thing
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you might've seen in magazines.
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Ooh, girl, how I will
miss that sense of humor
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when you go back.
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When is that exactly?
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In a week, but until then
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we're going to have
a nice family visit
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unlike the last time
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when the gum
was put in the hair.
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After the doll was
put in the toilet.
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She started it. She started it.
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So, um, Andrea
Andrea, you remember
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Eddie and Chelsea?
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So, Chelsea
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Corey tells me
you two are dating.
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What?
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We got to share our
love, baby. Share it.
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Well, I'm going to
go freshen up now.
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You know how tiring those
long international flights can be.
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Oh, right.
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You don't.
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See you, ravey.
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Oh... bye, girl.
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See you soon.
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"Oh, see you, ravey."
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"Pa-ree."
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Oh, she gets on my nerves.
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Everything is so
perfect with her.
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Perfect life, perfect
hair, perfect shoes.
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And then she comes into my life
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interrupts everything,
and, you know...
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kisses Eddie?
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
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♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.
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♪ I try to save the situation ♪
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♪ then I end up misbehaving ♪
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♪ hey, now, say, now ♪
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♪ about to put it
down, yeah, come on ♪
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♪ and ride with the break, now ♪
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♪ in that the future
looks great now ♪
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♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ let's keep it going ♪
♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪
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♪ That's so Raven ♪
♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪
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Yep, that's me.
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You actually had a vision
of Eddie kissing Andrea?
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Really? Don't you
toy with me, woman.
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Eddie, how could you kiss her?
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I mean, you know
how I feel about her.
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I didn't do anything.
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Yeah, but you're going to.
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Not if you don't
want me to, rammie.
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Come on, you know
that we're friends.
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You know, if you
want her out of your life
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this kiss might not
be such a bad thing
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'cause if she's busy
with Eddie all week
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she won't be around to bug you.
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What kind of friend would I be
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if I did that to Eddie?
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A good friend.
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A best friend.
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So when do I kiss her?
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I don't know when, but I know
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you guys were standing here.
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Over there? Right there.
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Right here? Right there.
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Right here? Eddie, right there.
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Okay.
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What you doing with your face?
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Oh, this is my kissing face.
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Watch up, now.
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That explains so much.
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Sure does. Really...
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here I am, all.
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Miss me?
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I know I did.
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Well, um, you know, Andrea
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our-our friend Eddie here...
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he made the basketball
team this year.
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Oh, you know, he's
also such a good rapper.
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Oh, my goodness, look!
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These marks are still
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here, ravey.
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Remember when your
dad used to measure us?
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You'd get so angry
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that I was always just
a little bit taller than you.
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I don't remember that.
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So...
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So, isn't your dad a
colonel in the army?
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Yes, and we get to
travel all over the world
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and meet lots of
fascinating people, but
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once a year I take a break
from all that excitement and...
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Visit Raven.
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Well, actually, since
you moved to Paris
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it's rah-ven.
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You're saying cousin
Andrea can sleep in my room?
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You did not tell me I
had to sleep on the couch.
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Oh, come on, Corey.
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Think of it as an adventure.
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It'll be fun.
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Down here all by yourself.
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But whatever you do,
don't open the coat closet
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'cause you never know
what might be hiding in there.
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Ooh!
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What is hiding in there?
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No way... No way.
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Corey!
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It was a joke.
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"Don't open the coat closet"?
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It was a joke.
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Okay, now, when
Andrea comes downstairs
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I'm going to say
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that I can't do
anything after school
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because I'm busy.
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That is where you come in.
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Then I kiss her?
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No, Eddie.
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Then you ask her to do
something after school.
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Right, right.
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Then I kiss her?
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No, Eddie.
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Then you take her
out, get to know her
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make her laugh.
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Then you kiss her.
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Yeah.
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Bonjour, mes amis.
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Oh, hi.
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I just dropped by
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to see if Raven wanted
to walk to school.
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Oh, Eddie.
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I would love to,
but if you're thinking
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about doing
anything after school
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I can't 'cause you
know I'm busy.
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Oh, please.
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You don't have to
tell me about busy.
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I'm head of the honor society
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and still have time
to edit the yearbook.
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Very interesting.
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Uh, well, you know
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I barely have time
to read the yearbook
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because, you know
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I'm head of the volleyball team
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and head of, you
know, the cheerleaders...
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Society.
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Cheerleaders society?
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Yes.
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It's new.
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We, you know... We-we do...
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We cheerlead for the elderly.
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It raises their spirits.
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We go, like, uh,
uh go... old people!
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Don't mess with me.
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You know, ravey, since
you're so busy later
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maybe I'll just go to
school with you right now.
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So, there I was just walking
down the champs elysées.
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When this photographer...
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He walks up to me, and he says
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"aren't you Tyra banks?"
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All right. Yeah, man.
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Oh, man.
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Look at her.
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She been like that all day.
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And everybody
thinks she's so cool
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'cause, you know, she eats
in Europe, shops in Europe
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goes to school in
Europe, drinks in Europe...
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Okay, we got it, Rae.
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Europe thing... not good.
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This has been the
worst day I've ever had.
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I'm having the best day ever.
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Girl, me, too.
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Hey, ravey, why
don't you introduce me
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to your cheerleading squad?
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You're the captain.
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Well, let's go meet us
some girls. Come on.
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Hey, squad.
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What's going on? I
made up a new cheer.
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Okay, diamond position, girls.
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Two, four, six, eight.
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That is the way
we like to... Count.
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All right, Angie, work on that.
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April, you need some help. Okay.
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So, um, where's Eddie?
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Because, you know
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after school I got a
million other things to do.
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Oh, bonjour, guys.
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How's it going?
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Bonjour.
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Oh, American boys are so cute.
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If only I didn't have Jean Paul
waiting for me back in Paris.
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Oh, he misses me so much.
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You know how
boyfriends are, ravey?
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Oh, um, I'm sorry, you don't.
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Well, actually, I do
know how boyfriends are.
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Yeah, she does.
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Y-Ye... Y-yeah,
'cause I have one.
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Yeah, she does.
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He makes your Jean Paul
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look like French toast.
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French toast!
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'Cause he is charming,
cute, and there for me.
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And he is... Eddie.
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Eddie?
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Bon jovi, y'all.
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Oh, boyfriend, you
say the cutest things.
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Come on, boo.
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Who's boo?
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Boo you.
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Okay, okay, I know I shouldn't
have said we were going out
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but she made me so mad.
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Can't you just be my
boyfriend for one week?
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What's the big deal?
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Because in a week,
Andrea will be gone.
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You had a vision.
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Now, I had that same vision.
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I want that kiss.
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You promised me that kiss.
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Okay, Eddie, I just
can't back down now.
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She will never
let me live it down.
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But I'm a man.
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I have feelings.
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I need to be held, Rae.
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Okay, Eddie, don't make
me come over there, and...
265
00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:32,566
Give you the biggest hug
my Eddie bear has ever had!
266
00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:34,933
What?! She's there, isn't she?
267
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:38,032
Oh, I miss you too, pookie.
268
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:39,899
Okay, now, Rae, that's it.
269
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,032
I'm drawing the
line at "pookie."
270
00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:45,199
Um, do you think Eddie would want to
come over for dinner tomorrow night?
271
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,666
Mmm... I'd love to, I'd love to
272
00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:50,099
I'd love to, I'd love to...!
273
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:53,099
You know, he says
he's kind of busy.
274
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,834
Let me talk to him.
275
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,499
Eddie?
276
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,100
Eddie, it's Andrea.
277
00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,099
Listen, I insist you
join us for dinner to...
278
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,100
I'd love to!
279
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:12,299
Well, well, seems he just can't
280
00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,933
say no to me.
281
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:18,399
And as a special
treat I'll cook dinner.
282
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:22,099
Oh, that won't be necessary
because I'm an excellent cook
283
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,132
and no one cooks
for my man but me.
284
00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:25,400
Good night.
285
00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:39,132
Sofa bed?
286
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:42,799
As long as you don't
open the coat closet.
287
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,100
That was a joke.
288
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,599
I woke up, and
you weren't there!
289
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,033
Please let this be a dream.
290
00:11:59,967 --> 00:12:02,032
Climb in.
291
00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:04,133
Snuggle up to your father.
292
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:15,966
♪ My little angel,
sleep, sleep tight ♪
293
00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:22,466
♪ and in your sweet
dreams through the night ♪
294
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:29,600
♪ just snuggle close, dear,
I hope this never ends... ♪
295
00:12:34,734 --> 00:12:42,734
♪ Dream, dream sweet
dreams, my little angel... ♪
296
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:44,699
First you tell me
Andrea's going to kiss me
297
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,132
then you make me your boyfriend
298
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,466
so I can't kiss her.
299
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,467
I mean, this is one
big psychic rip-off.
300
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,666
You think it's easy
being your girl?
301
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,399
Okay, you don't take me anywhere
302
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,599
you don't buy me anything.
303
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,299
It's not like I
got ice all right?
304
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,232
I sweat over a hot stove
305
00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:02,766
and all you do is nag, nag, nag.
306
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:04,699
Okay, Rae, this
is really starting
307
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,100
to get a little weird.
308
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:12,499
So, what's for
dinner, sweetheart?
309
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,566
Stuffed crab imperial.
310
00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:16,666
Chelsea's down at
the sea lion restaurant
311
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,199
picking it up now.
312
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,999
So, what's all this
boiling water for?
313
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,199
Well, you know, I got
to create the illusion
314
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,500
that I'm cooking, you know.
315
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,966
That water needs
a dash more salt.
316
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:28,500
Bam!
317
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,566
Ooh, Chelsea, so
318
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,899
how did everything
go at the restaurant?
319
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:35,900
Well, actu...
320
00:13:35,901 --> 00:13:39,132
Ravey, how's
everything going...?
321
00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,466
Ah-ah-ah!
322
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:41,600
No peeking.
323
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,599
I think we all need to
go into the dining room
324
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,100
and get settled, so, come on.
325
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:53,733
All right, boyfriend,
tell me you love me.
326
00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:54,999
No.
327
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,499
Well, then, say I look pretty.
328
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,666
No.
329
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:58,667
Say something nice.
330
00:13:58,668 --> 00:13:59,868
Your cousin looks hot tonight.
331
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,599
Let me get that for you.
332
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,733
Oh, you are so thoughtful.
333
00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:06,399
Thank you, Edward.
334
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,400
Oh, you're very welcome.
335
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:11,599
Hey, is dinner ready?
336
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600
Oh, just about.
337
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:13,766
Are you two feeling better?
338
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:15,299
Not much.
339
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,699
That sofa bed really
messed up our necks.
340
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,866
I don't know why,
'cause I slept like a baby.
341
00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:22,000
We know. We know.
342
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:26,733
Thank you so much, Chelsea.
343
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,699
Oh, my goodness, this looks
344
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,299
so good... rice almondine,
fresh vegetables...
345
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,733
Okay, where's the crab imperial?
346
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:36,367
In the box.
347
00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,033
Chelse...
348
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,833
It's still kicking.
349
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,833
I know, I know, Rae, b-but look
350
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:51,899
that awful restaurant,
they wanted to kill them
351
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,199
and I saved them.
352
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,999
Look, look, look, I
saved Fred and Ethel
353
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,399
and little Ricky.
354
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,999
Uh, you know what, Chelse?
355
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,599
It's okay, 'cause I understand
that you love the animals
356
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,199
and I'm all for it, girl.
357
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,399
I respect that.
358
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,566
Rae? Huh?
359
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:10,999
What you doing?
360
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,099
I'm just showing it
around the Kitchen, really.
361
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,766
Hey, Freddie,
this is the Kitchen
362
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,833
here's the refrigerator,
and here's the hot pot
363
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,199
of boiling water!
364
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,666
Raven, you can't! I have to.
365
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,032
I have a snobby cousin
in there I have to impress.
366
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:23,466
Sorry, crabby.
367
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,899
Give it to me,
Rae, give it to me!
368
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:26,934
No, no, no!
369
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,233
Everything okay in there?
370
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:39,200
Fine!
371
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,099
I cannot believe that this crab
372
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,799
is attached to our head.
373
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,966
Ah...!
374
00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:46,966
Rae, Rae, r-remember
375
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,599
he's more scared of
us than we are of him.
376
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,499
Hey, we're getting
hungry out here.
377
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,599
Uh, we're coming!
378
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,733
What are we going to do?!
379
00:15:53,734 --> 00:15:54,999
There's scissors over there.
380
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Wait-wait, ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!
381
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,199
Okay, we'll cut your hair.
382
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,999
We'll cut your hair, Rae.
383
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,065
Huh?! I'm sorry?!
384
00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:01,733
Why can't we cut yours?
385
00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:03,999
All right, scissors... bad idea.
386
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,033
Yeah.
387
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,899
Look who came to
help me serve the salad.
388
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,999
Hey!
389
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,833
Yes. No one serves
salad like I do.
390
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,999
Raven, do you need
any help in the Kitchen?
391
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,599
Oh, no, everything's
under control.
392
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,999
Yes. All right,
here's some salad
393
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,966
Mr. Baxter.
394
00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:24,500
Okay, and here's
some for Mrs. Baxter.
395
00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:30,099
And here's some... For Corey!
396
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,099
She always gets
a little emotional
397
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,367
when she says my name.
398
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,866
Here's some for Eddie.
399
00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:38,766
There you go, Eddie.
400
00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,099
Oh, sorry about that.
401
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,132
All right, and your main
dish will be up, okay?
402
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,833
What are we having, anyway?
403
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,833
Girl, we are having crab.
404
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:49,099
Really, really... Fresh crab.
405
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,666
And your salad
406
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,132
servers will be leaving now.
407
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:55,466
Buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye.
408
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:56,667
See ya. See ya.
409
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:07,699
Raven is so lucky to
have a guy like you.
410
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:10,000
She is?
411
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,833
Almost. Okay, I
think I've got it, Rae.
412
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:13,866
Just hold on.
413
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:14,900
One, two...
414
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:16,999
Oh, I'm free.
415
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,099
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
416
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,100
Can you help me?
417
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,833
Hey, Rae, I think your
cousin's coming on to me.
418
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,400
And you got a crab in your hair.
419
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,367
I know. How do you like it?
420
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,999
Eddie, Andrea cannot
see Rae like this.
421
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,366
Go watch the door.
422
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:36,466
You know what?
423
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:37,799
That's just like Andrea.
424
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,999
As soon as she finds out
that you're my boyfriend
425
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,199
she's all over you.
426
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,299
Yo, Andrea's coming.
427
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,299
Oh, I can't let her
see me like this.
428
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,867
Here, take it, take it.
429
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,299
Are you sure there's
nothing I can do?
430
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,300
Uh, no.
431
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:52,366
I'll help cook the crab.
432
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,199
No, really, no, please!
433
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,499
You're the guest, really.
434
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,132
Please, you're the guest.
435
00:17:58,133 --> 00:17:59,499
No, I want to. Please,
you're the guest.
436
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,599
Where is Raven?!
437
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,199
Upstairs.
438
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,299
You know, she and
Eddie had this huge fight
439
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,566
and they broke up.
440
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,299
What is taking so long?
441
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,366
Are those restaurant containers?
442
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:14,733
It sounds like Eddie
and Raven broke up.
443
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:15,934
What? What?
444
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:20,099
Eddie and Raven aren't going out
445
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,466
because if they were,
Eddie would have told us.
446
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,366
Isn't that right, son?
447
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:28,700
Uh, Rae, a little help here.
448
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:36,600
Hey, everybody.
449
00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:40,866
Y'all enjoy your salads?
450
00:18:40,867 --> 00:18:42,233
What is going on?
451
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,299
Okay.
452
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,666
Eddie and I aren't dating.
453
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,499
Okay, it was all a joke,
just like this dinner.
454
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,666
All to impress her.
455
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,899
So, here.
456
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,500
Eddie, you want her?
457
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,900
You can have her.
458
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:03,400
I got to go see if Rae is okay.
459
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:08,100
No. This is between
my cousin and me.
460
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:21,199
I think we need to talk.
461
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,366
Why is that?
462
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,933
Are you here to brag
about something else
463
00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:28,599
to make me feel even
worse about my life?
464
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,599
Oh, no, here, I'll save
you the trouble, okay?
465
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,966
I lied.
466
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,299
I'm not head of
the volleyball squad
467
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,032
I'm not head cheerleader,
and I can't cook.
468
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,599
So, congratulations.
469
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,566
You win.
470
00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:43,600
Your life is better than mine.
471
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,499
Rae.
472
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,366
Hold on.
473
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:55,199
You actually think my
life is better than yours?
474
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,032
You sure make it seem that way.
475
00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,599
Well, it's not.
476
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,733
I live in a different
country every year.
477
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:01,799
I change homes.
478
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,599
I have to make new friends.
479
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,733
Believe me, Rae, you don't
know how lucky you are.
480
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:08,999
But I don't shop in Rome, okay?
481
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,966
And I don't live in Paris.
482
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:13,766
Oh, I'd trade all that for this.
483
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:16,866
Look, you were
standing right here
484
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:20,299
when you were two and
four and seven and nine.
485
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,999
I don't have that.
486
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
I don't have a real
home like you do.
487
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:28,833
Oh, and you'll
really love this one.
488
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,366
I don't have a
boyfriend, either.
489
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,199
I made him up to impress you
490
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:37,499
because I thought
you had the better life.
491
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,733
So, I don't win.
492
00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:41,366
You do.
493
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:46,199
You mean... we wasted 14 years
of trying to impress each other
494
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,833
when we could have been friends?
495
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,400
Want to start over again?
496
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,734
Sure.
497
00:20:56,734 --> 00:21:00,966
You know that, uh, red bag
you had on the other day?
498
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:04,099
Can I borrow it?
499
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,099
Only if you tell me where
you got those shoes.
500
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,299
Girl, yeah, it was on sale.
501
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,599
All right!
502
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,300
I'm sorry.
503
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:18,499
You remember that pony I had?
504
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,966
Yeah?
505
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:23,599
Made it up.
506
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,599
Well, remember my soccer trophy?
507
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,400
Garage sale. $2.50.
508
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,299
Oh, I'm glad to see you guys
worked everything on out.
509
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,999
So are we. Yeah, well
510
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,032
I'm going to leave.
511
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,199
Thanks for dinner.
512
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,934
I got to go home and eat.
513
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,500
Eddie, wait.
514
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,100
I love this spot!
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