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"Raven's Home" was filmed in
frot of a live studio audience.
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That's Dad! Get ready!
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Okay!
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Surprise!
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Aw! You guys shouldn't have!
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Uh, we didn't, Chels,
this is for Devon.
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I know. I just... I never had
a surprise party before,
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so I wanted to see
what it felt like.
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It felt like you were
yelling a hug at me.
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All right, everybody,
back to your positions.
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Your father thinks that he
is the king of surprises,
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but you know what? I'm not
lettin' him move to Texas,
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until I give him
his second heart attack.
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When did Dad have
his first heart attack?
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When I told him
y'all were twins.
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Shh! I hear him coming!
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Surprise!
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- How in the world...?
- I'm sorry, it just felt
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so good the first time,
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I had to do it again.
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On a side note, Rae, your energy...
little low.
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Guys, he's gonna
be here any second.
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Right, so get in position.
Chelsea! Down...
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Okay. I don't know where he is.
He's never late.
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Surprise!
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Boy,
you are too old for this!
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Ahh, still
the king of surprises.
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Yeah, and breakin' and enterin'.
Stop sneakin' in my house!
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Yep! That's us.
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Hmm, Rae, this cake
is delicious.
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Thank you. No one picks
a store-bought cake like me!
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- Good one, good one.
- Hey, Dad,
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I got you a goin' away gift.
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It's from our favorite
deep dish pizza place.
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Two more punches
and you get a free slice.
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Thanks, Book, but I don't think
they're gonna have
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a Chicago's Best Pizza in Texas.
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Ha ha ha.
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Then I should probably
hold onto that, heh.
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I made you a pop-up book,
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so you'll remember
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all the fun things
we did together.
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Aww...
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Wow, this is amazing!
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- Thank you, sweetheart.
- Yeah.
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This was the time you took us
to the petting zoo, and Booker
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got his head stuck in a bucket.
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And this was the time
you took us
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to the Natural History Museum
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and Booker got his head
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stuck in a dinosaur.
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And this was the time
you took us to the state fair
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and Booker went to the bathroom
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- and got his head stuck in the...
- Okay! Okay! Everybody knows
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where I got my head stuck!
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You had your head stuck
in a toilet?
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What's wrong with you, boy?
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Not my fault.
I got a big head.
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Ha! You ain't got to tell me.
I went through 12 hours of labor
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with that head.
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I love it, Nia, thank you.
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- Of course.
- Oh! I almost forgot!
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Haha! Look who I found!
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Ohh, Admiral Snuggles!
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I remember this bear.
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You won him for us at Navy Pier.
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Oh, yeah, right before I got my head
stuck in the cotton candy machine.
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Seriously boy,
what is wrong with you?
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Well, I was thinkin', since I'm movin',
he can live with you.
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Don't worry, Dad.
I'll take good care of him.
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And when he forgets to, I will.
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Man, this is all movin' so fast.
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I mean, it felt like just
last week I was interviewin',
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and, now I'm movin' away.
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Dad, you're gonna be
the weatherman
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on the biggest morning show
in Dallas.
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You have to go for it.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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Maybe we should put a TV
in my room so I can watch
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- whenever I get sad...
- You're not gettin' a TV, Book.
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It was worth a shot.
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Look, I better get goin', Rae.
It's... It's gettin' late.
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I got a long drive
ahead of me tomorrow.
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I love you guys.
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We love you.
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- Bye, Dad.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Well... this is it.
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I guess so.
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Man, I've never missed one of
my weekends with the kids.
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Just wish that I could wait
till Monday to leave.
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Me, too. I had plans...
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Man, so did we. I
mean, the kids and I,
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we were gonna watch
a scary movie,
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make some
of my super spicy chili...
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everything you hate doin'.
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Not gonna lie, I was happy
to lose those in the divorce.
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You know, even though things didn't
work out between us, Rae, uh...
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I'm glad we're still friends.
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Me too.
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You sure you're gonna be okay
doin' this on your own?
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Come on, now, Devon,
you've been to my house.
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I'm not alone.
I'm never alone.
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I'd kill for five minutes alone.
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We're gonna be okay.
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Bye, Rae.
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Bye, Devon.
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- Hey, Rae, how about one last...
- Bye, Devon!
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Hey, Chels, the kids
in bed already?
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Yeah. Are you okay?
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Well, it depends, uh,
did you throw that cake away?
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- No.
- Then I'm good.
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I'm just a little worried
about Booker and Nia, you know?
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It's a big change.
I hope they're gonna be okay.
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Dad's gone.
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Things are never
gonna be the same.
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Oh, Chels, I just saw the kids,
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and they were upset
that Devon is leaving.
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Ugh!
I hate seeing them this way.
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Well, of course, Rae, it's awful
seeing your kids hurting.
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When Garret left, God,
it was so hard on Levi.
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How'd you help him?
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Oh, well, whenever he'd get upset
I'd, you know, do little things
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to take his mind off of it.
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Oh! Well, that's a great idea.
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I can do fun things with the kids
all weekend to keep them distracted
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- from being sad.
- Yeah...
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Oh! You know a
really awesome distraction?
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You guys can help me
clean up this living room.
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Right?
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- I'll help you.
- Well, thanks, Rae.
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- Yeah. First I'm gonna
- Yeah.
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Clean up this cake...
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And then I'm gonna clean up
that ice cream in there.
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- Hey, Mom!
- Oh...
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where'd you come from?
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Well, according to you and Dad,
a long weekend in Hawaii.
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That's why
my middle name's Mahalo!
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Hey, Levi, why do you have on
Admiral Snuggles' hat?
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The real question is,
who's Admiral Snuggles,
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and why is he out of uniform?
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I don't know. Why don't
you go and ask him?
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He's over there in the box
by the coffee table.
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There's no box
by the coffee table.
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Oh, well. I'm sure the kids
took him to their room.
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- They love that bear.
- They do?
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Yeah. Now that Devon's gone,
I'm sure they're gonna be
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fightin' over who's gonna
sleep with it.
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Oh, Rae, I don't think
you have to worry about that.
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Levi, can I see you
in the living room?
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Levi, I threw that box away.
I thought it was trash!
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We gotta find that bear before
the twins find out it's gone.
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Don't worry, Mom, I'll help you.
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Okay. Well, let's go
check the dumpster, huh?
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Mom! I'm the admiral!
I give the orders!
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Let's go check the dumpster.
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Aye, aye, son!
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♪♪
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Hey, can I come in?
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Actually, I kind of
wanna be alone.
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Yeah, me too.
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Dad's only been gone a day
and I already miss him so much.
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Hey, you two!
It's Saturday morning!
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Ow! Who's ready for the weekend?
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Why is Mom acting so weird?
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Is there a hidden camera in here?
Are we being Mom'd?
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What are y'all doin'
just sittin' around?
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Talking about Dad.
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This was supposed to be
our weekend with him.
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Yeah, right about now we'd be
makin' his super spicy chili.
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Oh! That's okay,
we can do that today.
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We're gonna make Dad's
super spicy chili.
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Yeah. Yeah, and then we can
watch a super scary movie!
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The scarier the better!
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- But you hate that stuff.
- No, I don't, I love that stuff.
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I was real sad
when I lost it in the divorce.
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Cool! We'll do the whole weekend
we were gonna do with Dad!
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I love it, yes!
And then no one will be sad!
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We're gonna have a happy,
super fun Dad's weekend,
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with special guest host
M to the, O to the, M to the,
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O to the, M to the,
O to the, M to the,
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O... O to the...
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- Mom, you're gonna love this!
- Mm-hmm.
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It's how we start off
every weekend with Dad.
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Actually, we start with Dad telling
us how good music used to be.
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You wanna hear good music? I got
three words for you: Boyz N Motion.
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I got three words for you:
Who is that?
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Just serve the chili.
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- We followed Dad's recipe exactly.
- Yeah.
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Booker, how much hot sauce
did you put in here?
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The whole bottle?
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What were you thinking?
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You're supposed to put
a bottle and a half!
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Come on.
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Oh... I... I like how you just... just
poured it in there, no measurements,
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no little teaspoons, just gonna... just
gonna pour the whole thing in there.
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If it's too spicy for you,
have some milk.
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- That helps.
- Oh, well, I'm not gonna need it,
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because I love spicy food.
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Lemme just get a whiff
of this real quick...
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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- I can't see!
- Mom, you... you okay?
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I can't see! I can't see!
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I'm chili blind!
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Mom, you're so funny!
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Oh, I'd better put some milk on it,
I gotta put some milk on it.
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Mom?
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Whoa! That's the hottest
hot sauce you can buy
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without a prescription!
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Great. Looks like the
garbageman hasn't picked up today.
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Smells like
he hasn't picked up ever.
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Let's just hope
the bear is in here.
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Come on, I'll give you a boost.
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That won't be necessary.
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I'm not goin' in there.
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Well, neither am I.
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Okay. Let's settle this
like we always do.
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- Okay.
- Heads or tails?
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- Heads.
- I was thinkin' tails.
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Sorry.
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Levi! You're so good at that.
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All right.
Well, here it goes.
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Oh, Levi!
I see it, it's right here!
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Levi!
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Levi!
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Levi!
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I found Admiral Snuggles!
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He was right next to this wig...
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- Okay, I...
I think the wig's moving, Le...
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Okay, it's got teeth, Levi,
it's got...
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Guess you won't
be needin' this hat back.
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Maybe chili
was too much for Mom.
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What makes you say that?
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Oh, baby.
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Ooh! Okay, uh...
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Mm. What we watchin'?
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Ooh, ooh, here it is.
Evil Elf 3.
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Yes. That movie is so scary,
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they recommend
you watch it on a Friday,
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so you'll have the whole
weekend to recover.
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Well, I mean, how scary can an elf be?
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He's so small! But so mean!
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Tell me when it's over!
245
00:13:14,332 --> 00:13:15,765
Tell me when it's over!
246
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,767
Nia, the poor thing's shaking.
247
00:13:25,281 --> 00:13:28,344
Mom, I'm sure Aunt Chelsea
will be home any minute.
248
00:13:28,555 --> 00:13:30,589
Yeah, and we're right down
the hall if you need us.
249
00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:32,278
You gonna be okay?
250
00:13:33,669 --> 00:13:35,970
Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.
I'm a grown woman.
251
00:13:36,044 --> 00:13:37,630
It was just a movie.
252
00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:42,146
Hey, kids? Could you just... Could
you just keep the door cracked?
253
00:13:42,244 --> 00:13:43,935
You know, for Aunt Chels.
254
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,497
Tape!
255
00:13:59,581 --> 00:14:01,245
Tape!
256
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:02,827
Okay, I need more tape.
257
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,207
- That's the last of it.
- I think I can save him!
258
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,567
Mom... you have to let him go.
259
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:14,199
No! I just need more tape!
260
00:14:14,861 --> 00:14:16,732
Oh, I think there's more tape
in my bedroom.
261
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:20,846
I'll go. I'm smaller.
Don't want to wake up Auntie Rae.
262
00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:39,820
Get a grip, girl.
263
00:14:39,868 --> 00:14:42,197
You're a grown woman.
Ain't nobody in here.
264
00:14:53,108 --> 00:14:55,363
It's the elf!
265
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,776
Okay, you know what?
266
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,270
Not in my house!
267
00:15:15,726 --> 00:15:17,109
Aah!
268
00:15:21,929 --> 00:15:25,484
Uh, I think there's been
a misunderstanding?
269
00:15:26,514 --> 00:15:27,997
My bad.
270
00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:29,165
What's goin' on?
271
00:15:29,213 --> 00:15:31,471
Well, I thought he was the
evil elf from the movie.
272
00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:33,970
Rae, you hate scary movies,
why would you be watching that?
273
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:36,560
We were trying to have a Dad's
weekend with Mom, but...
274
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,396
- it's not working.
- No, no, it's working.
275
00:15:38,444 --> 00:15:41,664
Mom, your stomach's upset
and you're terrified.
276
00:15:41,797 --> 00:15:43,436
You can't take
much more of this.
277
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,596
No, no, no, no, no,
please, you guys,
278
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,992
I know today wasn't perfect,
but don't give up on me yet.
279
00:15:47,089 --> 00:15:49,859
Seriously, the weekend isn't over,
we can turn this thing around.
280
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:53,181
Um, guys, I know this might not be
the best time to bring this up,
281
00:15:53,229 --> 00:15:55,982
but you know that bear your
dad got you at Navy Pier?
282
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:59,736
- Yeah, that was a really fun day.
- One of the best.
283
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,009
Okay! Okay! Perfect.
284
00:16:01,069 --> 00:16:03,698
That's what we'll do. First thing in
the morning, we're going to Navy Pier.
285
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,073
And we'll go
with you!
286
00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:08,056
That way we can get
another Admiral Snuggles.
287
00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:12,007
Well, I really wish you'd thought of
that before I went dumpster diving.
288
00:16:13,596 --> 00:16:15,388
We can go on that new ride,
the Wind Tickler.
289
00:16:15,436 --> 00:16:18,920
The Wind Tickler.
Now that sounds fun.
290
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,327
This is not fun.
291
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,606
This is not fun at all!
292
00:16:31,919 --> 00:16:34,877
Man, I'm so glad
we're doing this!
293
00:16:35,457 --> 00:16:38,321
Whoa. Everything looks
so small down there!
294
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,274
I can see the whole park
from here!
295
00:16:42,557 --> 00:16:46,358
- Isn't this great?
- Yeah, mm-hmm. How high are we?
296
00:16:48,502 --> 00:16:49,724
Is that a bird?
297
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,707
Are we bird high?
298
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,146
Bird high is too high!
299
00:17:02,819 --> 00:17:04,320
Mom! Look!
300
00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:07,006
There it is! Another Admiral Snuggles!
301
00:17:07,071 --> 00:17:09,021
Step right up
and be the lucky player!
302
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,742
Make a basket, win a prize!
303
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:12,885
It's easy, anyone can do it.
304
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:14,206
How much for the bear?
305
00:17:14,254 --> 00:17:16,069
- One dollar!
- Oh, great, we'll take him.
306
00:17:16,117 --> 00:17:18,470
Uh... No can do, pretty lady.
You gotta win that teddy!
307
00:17:18,518 --> 00:17:19,859
Dollar a shot!
308
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,632
Hit me!
309
00:17:22,699 --> 00:17:25,751
- Come on, Mom. You got this.
- Yeah.
310
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:32,056
Ooh, so close.
Another dollar gets you another try.
311
00:17:32,104 --> 00:17:33,308
But that was a perfect shot.
312
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,972
If it was perfect,
it would've gone in.
313
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:39,859
You're not a very happy person,
are you?
314
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,218
I work at a carnival.
What you think?
315
00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:54,703
Okay. All I have to
do is pull this cord,
316
00:17:54,751 --> 00:17:57,802
and we drop 150 feet
at 60 miles per hour!
317
00:17:58,189 --> 00:17:59,513
Count me down, bro.
318
00:17:59,593 --> 00:18:02,370
100, 99, 98...
319
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,147
- Let's start at five.
- Oh!
320
00:18:04,237 --> 00:18:07,719
- Five...
- Four... three... two...
321
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:10,141
I can't do it! I don't wanna do it!
I can't do it!
322
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,543
- Mom, you okay?
- Well, a plane just flew by,
323
00:18:14,632 --> 00:18:16,216
and I caught a piece
of the in-flight movie,
324
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,065
so no! I'm not okay!
325
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,591
Mom, mom, mom,
what are you doing?
326
00:18:20,693 --> 00:18:21,871
I'm tryin' to get to the pole!
327
00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:23,061
Mom?
328
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,536
Mom...
329
00:18:27,452 --> 00:18:30,379
Uhh! I'm about to get
to this pole right quick, ow!
330
00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:31,519
Mom...
331
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,767
No, no, no, I don't why
I let y'all talk me into this.
332
00:18:33,815 --> 00:18:35,713
If we die,
you're both grounded.
333
00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:42,972
Here we go.
334
00:18:43,127 --> 00:18:44,460
Oh!
335
00:18:44,797 --> 00:18:48,440
Aw, that was really close.
Even closer than the last one.
336
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:50,419
Not as close as the one
two times before.
337
00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:52,727
You've been really close
on a lotta these.
338
00:18:52,856 --> 00:18:55,860
Listen, I'm goin' again.
Give me the rock.
339
00:18:57,968 --> 00:18:59,341
Something's up with this game.
340
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:03,006
- I'm not givin' you the rock.
- Give. Me. The rock!
341
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:06,392
Both of you stop callin' it "the
rock", you sound ridiculous.
342
00:19:12,591 --> 00:19:14,241
Uh!
343
00:19:14,276 --> 00:19:17,019
He's been cheating
this whole time.
344
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,361
Step right up! Anybody else!
345
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,256
It's easier
than she's makin' it look!
346
00:19:21,349 --> 00:19:23,564
What?
Listen, I've got one dollar!
347
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,163
I'm winnin' that bear!
348
00:19:25,243 --> 00:19:26,553
Here we go.
349
00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:29,014
Whoa!
350
00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:31,246
He rigged the game!
You can't win!
351
00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:34,700
But I have to, Levi,
for Booker and for Nia!
352
00:19:34,748 --> 00:19:36,086
Give me the ball.
353
00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:38,046
I can do this.
354
00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:45,138
- Huh!
- Ohh!
355
00:19:45,174 --> 00:19:47,202
- Grab the bear and run!
- What?
356
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,896
Oh! Levi!
357
00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:56,609
Mom, you have to let go!
358
00:19:56,657 --> 00:19:58,422
Uh-uh, uh-uh, you don't
tell me what to do!
359
00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:00,270
I tell you what to do,
I'm the mama.
360
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:02,729
Then we're stuck up here.
361
00:20:02,849 --> 00:20:05,777
No, we're not stuck. We just have to
wait for the pier rescue helicopter.
362
00:20:05,884 --> 00:20:08,430
There's always a pier rescue
helicopter, isn't there?
363
00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:13,477
Mom, if you didn't wanna do
this, then why are we up here?
364
00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:17,236
Because I didn't want you
to be sad that your dad left.
365
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,108
But we are sad.
366
00:20:20,646 --> 00:20:22,212
Dad's gone.
367
00:20:22,399 --> 00:20:24,776
Things are never
gonna be the same.
368
00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:30,632
You're right. And I shouldn't have
tried to keep you from being sad.
369
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:32,511
I was wrong.
370
00:20:33,084 --> 00:20:34,924
Listen, it's okay to be sad.
371
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,677
He's gone.
372
00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:38,403
I miss him.
373
00:20:38,463 --> 00:20:39,617
Me too.
374
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,253
Me too.
375
00:20:41,882 --> 00:20:45,497
But hey... you guys are gonna
text him, and you're gonna visit.
376
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,835
We're gonna find a way to
make this work. Right?
377
00:20:48,536 --> 00:20:49,727
Right?
378
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:51,587
Okay.
379
00:21:00,894 --> 00:21:04,479
I'm ready to pull that cord.
380
00:21:04,982 --> 00:21:06,056
Here we go.
381
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:10,202
That's weird. I pulled the
cord and nothing even...
382
00:21:21,841 --> 00:21:23,507
That was epic!
383
00:21:23,571 --> 00:21:24,782
Let's do it again!
384
00:21:24,841 --> 00:21:28,049
- You down, Mom?
- Haha! Ah-ha!
385
00:21:28,085 --> 00:21:29,254
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
Get away from me!
386
00:21:29,278 --> 00:21:30,680
Get me outta here!
Get me outta here!
387
00:21:30,704 --> 00:21:32,211
Mom, he's trying to!
388
00:21:33,891 --> 00:21:35,591
I lost my shoe!
389
00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:37,890
Leave it! He's gaining on us!
390
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,997
Dad, you should've seen us
on that ride.
391
00:21:47,045 --> 00:21:48,086
It was insane!
392
00:21:48,121 --> 00:21:50,282
But Mom handled it like a boss.
393
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,082
She freaked out, didn't she?
394
00:21:52,118 --> 00:21:54,044
Clung to the post
for 45 minutes.
395
00:21:55,128 --> 00:21:57,753
Oh, man,
I wish I'd been there.
396
00:21:57,813 --> 00:22:00,817
You know, watchin' from the ground.
I hate heights.
397
00:22:01,965 --> 00:22:05,039
Well, it looks like you survived
your first Dad's weekend.
398
00:22:05,087 --> 00:22:08,132
Barely. You know what? I'm
done doin' dad stuff.
399
00:22:08,408 --> 00:22:10,151
I'm doin' Mom weekend
next weekend.
400
00:22:10,199 --> 00:22:12,926
Why? 'Cause no one's
more fun than me.
401
00:22:14,017 --> 00:22:18,159
That's why I live here. Right?
Well, that and splittin' the rent.
402
00:22:20,058 --> 00:22:21,449
- Bye, Dad.
- We love you.
403
00:22:21,497 --> 00:22:23,591
Love you, too.
Miss you guys.
404
00:22:24,997 --> 00:22:28,596
Hey, look who I found.
Not that he was missing.
405
00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:33,449
Oh, it's Admiral Snuggles.
406
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:35,996
- Aw, he's mine. No, he's...
- No, he's mine!
407
00:22:37,738 --> 00:22:40,992
This! This is why we
can't have nice things.
408
00:22:42,619 --> 00:22:44,762
Hey, guys, check it out!
I'm Admiral Snuggles!
409
00:22:48,510 --> 00:22:51,331
Guys? I think I'm stuck!
410
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,130
Stop sticking your head
in things!
411
00:22:57,155 --> 00:23:01,521
Seriously, boy,
what is wrong with you?
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