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[Grateful Dead's
"The Golden Road"]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ See that girl,
barefootin' along ♪
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♪ Whistlin' and singin',
she's a-carryin' on ♪
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♪ There's laughing
in her eyes ♪
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♪ Dancing in her feet ♪
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♪ She's a neon-light diamond ♪
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♪ She can live on the street ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
oh, by the way ♪
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♪ Come and party every day ♪
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[chickens clucking]
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♪ Come and party every day ♪
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♪ Well, everybody's dancin'
in a ring around the sun ♪
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♪ Nobody's finished,
we ain't even begun ♪
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- [sighs]
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- ♪ Hey, hey, hey,
oh, by the way ♪
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♪ Come and party every day ♪
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- Well, Dick, people already
think feminism is a dirty word,
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so I say if you can't beat 'em,
join 'em.
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Too glib?
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Too glib.
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Well, Dick, I've always found
the best truths are naked ones.
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Oh, that is good.
[knocking on door]
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Doug, where have you been?
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- Who's Doug?
- [chuckles]
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Maggie! Oh!
- Tell me everything.
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If you elope, I will kill you.
- Oh, I'm so glad you made it.
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- Well, I only had to tell a
little fib to get out of work.
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- Oh.
- We're on deadline as always.
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But there was no way
I was gonna miss you
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on Dick friggin' Cavett!
- I know! [laughs]
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Can you believe how crazy--
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I mean, this has all
happened so fast.
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- You are famous.
And this is just the beginning.
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- You know, they put me
up at the Plaza.
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My room has three phones,
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this entryway chandelier,
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and its own echo.
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- I always knew you would
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come back to New York
in triumph.
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Your magazine is--wow.
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I do not how you pull it off.
- Well, you know me.
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I've always found the best
truths are naked ones.
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- Oh, that is good!
You should say that.
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- It's good, right?
I'm using that.
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- [laughs]
- Oh, and Betsy?
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Senior editor? Since when?
- That is a story.
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So Guinevere was in Staden--
[knocking on door]
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- Miss Prigger,
you're needed in makeup.
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- Oh, Miss Prigger,
you're needed in makeup.
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- Stop it.
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- She's a summer.
Don't put her in a plum.
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- Thank you.
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- So you got
that California glow.
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Ever been to New York?
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- What is progress
if not the expansion
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of freedom and opportunity?
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That's all the Vietnamese want.
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Who's the US government
to try and stop them?
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Hey, Joselyn,
can you come here a sec?
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After you do the dishes, can--
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oof, five eggs?
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- Yeah.
- What's her name?
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Who was the blonde
with the funny walk
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who was here before her?
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- Oh, um, Patty.
- Yeah, Patty.
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She used to get way more eggs
out of those birds.
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- Oh, sorry.
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I'm just getting
the hang of it.
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- Yeah, well,
the chickens can tell.
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- This is Sven. He's new.
He'll be taking Roger's room.
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- Oh, why?
What happened to Roger?
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- Pigs busted his head in
at our Wall Street action.
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Parents had to fly in from
Aspen just to take him home.
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- Oh, God, that's awful.
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Um, I don't wanna cause
any problems
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but, um, my understanding
was that rooms here
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were assigned based on
seniority,
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and I'm still on that moldy
mattress in the pantry.
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- Yeah, but Sven's from Europe,
so--[chuckles]
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- Guys, there's no way
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we're walking these things
to Washington Square.
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Make them too big, they're not
gonna fit in the van.
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- Those milk jugs
get any bigger,
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they're not gonna fit
in the van either.
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- [chuckles]
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[jazzy music]
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♪ ♪
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- [laughs]
- Sit down.
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One more.
Billy, please one more.
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Please.
- All right. One more.
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Then I gotta hit the road.
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Drive any drunker,
ain't no autograph
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getting me out of that trouble.
- [laughs] Right.
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- [whistles]
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That's "fitty" for each titty,
little lady.
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- Keep drinking,
I might be able to get my baby
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out of public school.
[laughter]
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- I'm just admiring
a fine pair of breasts
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and she's gotta
mention her kid?
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Talk about a boner bomb.
- Yeah.
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- Still, I'd tax that.
Hard.
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- [chuckles]
See, that's a flavour
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that we don't currently have
at the magazine.
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I'm seeing the perfect storm
between man and moment, Billy.
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- I don't know, Doug.
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On the one hand,
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showing my hog,
that's pure Billy Brunson.
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Classic GOAT.
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On the other,
I don't like the idea
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of fairies beating off to me.
- Well, this magazine is not
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for the homosexual community.
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It's for women.
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- Yeah?
- A lot of them.
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I just got out of
a meeting with Seagram's.
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I wasn't gonna say this,
but I got Detroit
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on lines three, four,
and five, okay?
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And if you're thinking
about what comes next
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for Billy Brunson
after football,
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this launches it.
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- Why y'all gotta do
all that women's lib crap?
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Down in 'Bama,
we grow 'em blonde and quiet.
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- So take back the mic.
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I mean, how many times
you been on the cover
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of "Sports Illustrated"?
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Six?
- Seven.
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- Maybe it's time to make
some new news, Billy.
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You want that ex-wife of yours
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to be unable to escape
your face.
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- Ol' Warren Beatty
dumped her quick
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after I whopped his ass.
[both laugh]
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I'm gonna tell you,
I don't hate women, Doug.
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- Oh, I know that, Billy.
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It's one of the things
I admire most about you.
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- But I might punch out
the occasional movie star
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if he plows my ex.
[both laugh]
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Frame the restraining order.
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- Now, why don't we publish it
in the magazine?
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- I could pose like Clyde
from Bonnie and Clyde.
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That'd be a nice ol' dig.
- Give you a Tommy gun
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to hold onto.
- Tommy gun?
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Brother, with what I'm packing,
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you ain't gonna need
no other gun.
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- ♪ Ah! Come on now ♪
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♪ Huh!
Let me tell you something ♪
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- Ooh, this cheese
is starting to bubble.
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Get in here.
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- Picasso's got nothing
on my bread cubes.
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- Shot break!
Everyone grab some tequi-qui.
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- "Minx" is primetime, baby.
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- Whoo!
- Yes!
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Mmm. That's the good stuff.
- Mm-hmm.
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Now, Miss Tina, I know you got
fondue forks somewhere.
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- Pantry.
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- Grass break!
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- Okay, before you get
too excited,
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there will be no acid break...
- Aww.
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- This evening.
- What are these?
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- [gasps]
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- Nothing.
My dad sent them.
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- Well, first of all,
your dad's dead.
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Secondly, why are you hiding
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ghost dad's flowers
in the pantry?
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[gasps]
Did I miss grass break?
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- ♪ Tina has a boyfriend ♪
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- [gasps] Bookstore Bill?
- It's nobody.
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Can't a girl
buy herself some roses?
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- Come on.
You have to tell us.
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Is it your second cousin Derek?
- He's my nephew.
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- You said he was cute.
- He's 12.
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- [gasps]
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Oh, my God.
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Doug?
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- Again?
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- I'm telling you, man.
I'm on the goddamn list.
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I'm the publisher
of the magazine.
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- What magazine?
- "Minx"!
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My lady editor is on the show.
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And I--and I am
the reason she's here!
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- Renetti, not on the list.
I can't let you up.
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- Okay, then call somebody, please.
- It's two minutes to air.
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There's no one to call.
You are out of luck.
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I'm sorry.
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- Right there. Joyce Prigger.
Her plus two.
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I'm that little scribble.
I'm the second scribble.
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It's Doug Renetti.
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- Oh, wow.
That is small.
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Yeah, go ahead.
You're in.
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[crowd chattering]
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[upbeat brass music playing]
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- "The Dick Cavett Show."
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On tonight's program,
from "Minx" magazine,
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- Shh, shh, shh.
- Editor Joyce Prigger.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Most of you are aware by now
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of the Women's Liberation
Movement.
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A lot of women in this
country feel that,
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well, society isn't exactly
fair in its treatment of them.
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They're tired of being
pushed around
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and they want things to change.
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I'd like to bring
out someone who has
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a somewhat unique
point of view on all this.
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She's the editor
of "Minx" magazine,
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which, if you haven't
figured by now,
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is not about semiaquatic,
carnivorous mammals.
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[laughter]
I'd show you more,
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but they'd cancel my show
if I did.
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The magazine has taken
the publishing world by storm,
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selling out its second issue
in a matter of days.
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But is it feminist?
Is it pornography?
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Can it be both?
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Let's find out.
Please welcome Joyce Prigger.
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[upbeat brass music playing]
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[cheers and applause]
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- Welcome.
- Hello. Thank you.
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- It seems like
you've got some fans.
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- Well, women can be loud
when they use their voices.
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[whoops from audience]
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It's not so scary, is it?
- Oh, I'm afraid of everything.
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I'm what'd you call
an equal opportunity wimp.
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- Don t sell yourself short,
Dick.
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With our photographer,
even you could be a "Minx" man.
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- [chuckles] I don't think
the world is ready for that.
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- What do you say?
You wanna take a peek
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behind Dick Cavett's curtains?
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[cheers and applause]
- Okay, okay.
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Who's interviewing who here?
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Are you gunning
for my job, lady?
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- A female talk show host?
I think it's about time.
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- If I can do it, anyone can.
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- So how did you
get into all this?
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You've got this
straight-laced background.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Went to a fancy college.
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I mean, as a little girl,
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is this where you imagined
you'd be?
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- Well, Dick,
in my childhood fantasy,
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I was on "Ed Sullivan,"
not here.
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[laughter]
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And then Sven
throws me this look like,
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"Oops, sorry but not sorry."
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- A hundred bucks
this Sven character
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tries to sleep with you.
- Oh, he already did.
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- [chuckles]
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Maybe I'd like life
on the commune.
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- You wouldn't last
a single day.
246
00:08:49,717 --> 00:08:51,018
- Oh, you smell nice.
247
00:08:51,118 --> 00:08:52,419
- You bought
my shampoo for me.
248
00:08:52,519 --> 00:08:54,221
- I mean, you're here enough.
249
00:08:54,321 --> 00:08:56,103
- So you went all the way
down to Bigelow to get it?
250
00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,945
- Yeah--sent Francine.
251
00:08:58,045 --> 00:08:59,506
- Poor Francine.
252
00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,348
- [laughs]
253
00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:02,749
- You know,
I really think this piece
254
00:09:02,849 --> 00:09:04,911
is gonna cause a seismic shift.
255
00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,913
Nobody's writing about
gender dynamics
256
00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,634
within the anti-war movement.
257
00:09:08,734 --> 00:09:13,279
These are good liberals
who are just awful to women.
258
00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:16,241
I think it's gonna make
a lot of people uncomfortable.
259
00:09:16,341 --> 00:09:17,723
- Not as uncomfortable
260
00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:20,766
as that ratty pantry mattress,
I hope.
261
00:09:20,866 --> 00:09:22,527
- Listen, I am more than
willing to suffer
262
00:09:22,627 --> 00:09:24,369
for a good story.
263
00:09:24,469 --> 00:09:26,491
- My guess is you probably
make it.
264
00:09:26,591 --> 00:09:29,053
- [chuckles]
Probably?
265
00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:30,615
- Indubitably.
266
00:09:30,715 --> 00:09:32,256
- And so I say
to this councilwoman,
267
00:09:32,356 --> 00:09:34,859
"If you're gonna plaster
my face all over the place
268
00:09:34,959 --> 00:09:37,381
"on signs with devil horns,
then at least
269
00:09:37,481 --> 00:09:39,463
use a picture from
my good side, you know?"
270
00:09:39,563 --> 00:09:41,425
Oh, it's this one.
[laughter]
271
00:09:41,525 --> 00:09:43,346
- And all that negativity,
that didn't get to you?
272
00:09:43,446 --> 00:09:45,428
A lot of people would
just curl up and hide.
273
00:09:45,528 --> 00:09:47,751
- Points. Points.
- Oh, yeah, excuse me.
274
00:09:47,851 --> 00:09:49,913
- Excuse me. Sorry.
- Sorry. Sorry.
275
00:09:50,013 --> 00:09:52,014
- Excuse me.
- Didn't see you.
276
00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,880
- Excuse me.
277
00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,762
- You've got this armour
that protects you from critics.
278
00:09:59,862 --> 00:10:01,283
- That'll do it.
279
00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,165
- Secondly, I would say,
280
00:10:03,265 --> 00:10:05,667
if it bothers you,
don't buy it.
281
00:10:07,869 --> 00:10:09,491
- [sighs]
282
00:10:09,591 --> 00:10:11,212
- Hello.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
283
00:10:11,312 --> 00:10:12,694
I thought this--
284
00:10:12,794 --> 00:10:14,295
Wait a second. I recognise you.
285
00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:17,098
You're Simone de B--no.
- [chuckles]
286
00:10:17,198 --> 00:10:18,779
- That French name
I can't pronounce.
287
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:21,181
That's not you?
Germaine Greer?
288
00:10:21,281 --> 00:10:23,664
- Closer.
She's Australian and a friend.
289
00:10:23,764 --> 00:10:25,385
- [chuckles]
- Victoria Hartnett.
290
00:10:25,485 --> 00:10:27,467
- "Suffering Suffragettes."
Yeah.
291
00:10:27,567 --> 00:10:29,109
Joyce had me read it.
292
00:10:29,209 --> 00:10:31,351
I gotta say, not bad.
- Oh, why, thank you.
293
00:10:31,451 --> 00:10:33,873
Nothing quite damns
like faint praise.
294
00:10:33,973 --> 00:10:35,074
- Doug Renetti.
295
00:10:35,174 --> 00:10:36,636
Publisher of "Minx."
- Oh.
296
00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,918
The wretched pornographer.
- I prefer "vile."
297
00:10:39,018 --> 00:10:40,479
- Well, I have to give you
credit, Mr. Renetti.
298
00:10:40,579 --> 00:10:42,401
I don't know a lot of men
who'd stand back here
299
00:10:42,501 --> 00:10:44,003
and let her
be the one out there.
300
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:45,644
- Oh, well,
I'm a good businessman
301
00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:47,846
and she's good for business.
302
00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:49,247
She's come a long way,
that one.
303
00:10:49,347 --> 00:10:51,209
- Oh, and from where
did she travel?
304
00:10:51,309 --> 00:10:52,530
- Well, I don't wanna say
from nowhere,
305
00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:53,732
but that technically
wouldn't be
306
00:10:53,832 --> 00:10:54,933
the wrong address with her.
307
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:57,815
- And then came you.
Do tell.
308
00:10:57,915 --> 00:11:00,177
- And maybe, just maybe,
they will find the strength
309
00:11:00,277 --> 00:11:01,979
in other parts
of their life as well.
310
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,381
- Or they'll just
blush and giggle.
311
00:11:04,481 --> 00:11:06,103
We'll be right back.
312
00:11:06,203 --> 00:11:07,324
[upbeat brass music playing]
- So far, so good.
313
00:11:07,404 --> 00:11:09,306
♪ ♪
314
00:11:09,406 --> 00:11:11,188
- So are you guys going
open and official?
315
00:11:11,288 --> 00:11:13,310
Secret office romance?
What's the play this time?
316
00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:15,752
- What about Calvin, huh?
He had that sexy insurance job.
317
00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:17,273
- Snooze, Richie.
318
00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:19,115
Tina deserves more
than life insurance.
319
00:11:19,215 --> 00:11:20,716
She deserves adventure.
320
00:11:20,816 --> 00:11:23,159
- So then date a pirate
or Evel Knievel.
321
00:11:23,259 --> 00:11:24,960
- Doug's kind of both.
322
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,523
I guess I like a cheap thrill.
323
00:11:27,623 --> 00:11:31,246
I get it, but it really does
feel different this time.
324
00:11:31,346 --> 00:11:33,688
- Oh, so he's dealt
with his childhood trauma?
325
00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:35,250
His two ex-wives?
326
00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:36,571
Tina, I just wanna
see you happy.
327
00:11:36,671 --> 00:11:38,773
- Good, because I am.
328
00:11:38,873 --> 00:11:40,695
[bell rings]
329
00:11:40,795 --> 00:11:42,537
- You're a natural.
330
00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:45,219
I wasn't joking before.
You play your cards right,
331
00:11:45,319 --> 00:11:46,981
you're going to have options.
332
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,582
That's good for now.
Thanks.
333
00:11:48,682 --> 00:11:51,164
[phone ringing]
- [chuckles]
334
00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:54,468
- I turned in my draft
this morning.
335
00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:55,949
- Mm-hmm.
336
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,312
- I pulled an all-nighter
polishing.
337
00:11:59,412 --> 00:12:00,954
Oh, God, I am sweating.
338
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,996
I'm also cold, you know,
and nauseated.
339
00:12:03,096 --> 00:12:04,597
I'm seeing spots as well.
340
00:12:04,697 --> 00:12:06,158
I should not have had
that second cup of tea.
341
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:08,801
- Here. Eat something.
I'm sure it's great.
342
00:12:08,901 --> 00:12:11,964
You are a better writer
that 95% of these meatballs.
343
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,365
You know,
it's only a matter of time
344
00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:14,686
before George
gives you a byline.
345
00:12:14,786 --> 00:12:16,688
You are so beyond a researcher.
346
00:12:16,788 --> 00:12:19,811
- We both are.
- Thank you.
347
00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,533
- It's just--
348
00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:23,655
it's so hard to tell
what he's thinking, you know?
349
00:12:23,755 --> 00:12:25,897
He was profoundly encouraging
when I told him that
350
00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:27,338
I wanted to do it,
but then when I turned it in--
351
00:12:27,438 --> 00:12:29,100
- He did that noncommittal
George thing
352
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,182
where he gets really quiet
and his eyes narrow
353
00:12:31,282 --> 00:12:32,623
and you can't tell
if he's thinking about
354
00:12:32,723 --> 00:12:33,784
you or his lunch?
- Yes.
355
00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:35,506
- Men are so good at that.
356
00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:37,587
- All I want in life
is for people to look at me,
357
00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:39,109
have no idea what I'm thinking,
358
00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:41,351
and then be really worried.
359
00:12:41,451 --> 00:12:42,952
- Yeah.
I think that's right.
360
00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:44,594
Just crop in on her
a little bit.
361
00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:46,696
And make sure
that we can see her face.
362
00:12:47,577 --> 00:12:49,278
- Aww.
363
00:12:49,378 --> 00:12:51,120
Who doesn't love
a good office fling?
364
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:54,363
[bell rings]
365
00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:57,406
- In five, four,
366
00:12:57,506 --> 00:13:00,449
three, two--
367
00:13:00,549 --> 00:13:02,010
- Welcome back.
368
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:04,012
We're talking about
feminism and pornography,
369
00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:05,493
and we're having a good time.
370
00:13:05,593 --> 00:13:06,774
We're having
a good time, right?
371
00:13:06,874 --> 00:13:07,855
- A great time, Dick.
372
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,137
- So glad to hear it.
373
00:13:09,237 --> 00:13:11,138
I wanna expand
the conversation.
374
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,500
Bring out another guest.
375
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,262
She's probably America's
foremost voice
376
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,624
on women's issues.
377
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,665
An author. An advocate.
378
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,267
She's been a guest here
a number of times
379
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,869
and just, well,
a really smart lady.
380
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,591
Please welcome,
Victoria Hartnett.
381
00:13:24,691 --> 00:13:26,633
[upbeat brass music playing]
- Oh, my God.
382
00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:29,235
[cheers and applause]
383
00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:32,198
Oh, my God.
This is such an honour.
384
00:13:32,298 --> 00:13:34,080
Really this is--wow.
[chuckles]
385
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,721
- Oh, well,
will you look at this?
386
00:13:35,821 --> 00:13:38,524
I didn't even know academics
could have groupies.
387
00:13:38,624 --> 00:13:41,286
- I've only spent
my entire senior year
388
00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:43,368
reading and rereading
389
00:13:43,468 --> 00:13:44,810
"The Whore of Babylon
Revisited."
390
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,131
- Oh.
- That work is just--
391
00:13:46,231 --> 00:13:47,892
it's seminal.
- Thank you.
392
00:13:47,992 --> 00:13:50,094
It cost me my first marriage,
so I'm glad someone
393
00:13:50,194 --> 00:13:51,496
got something
positive out of it.
394
00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:53,137
[laughter]
395
00:13:53,237 --> 00:13:55,179
- I brought Victoria on
because, you know,
396
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,822
we like to have
a variety of viewpoints.
397
00:13:57,922 --> 00:13:59,863
Makes for more interesting
conversation.
398
00:13:59,963 --> 00:14:03,787
And, well, let me just ask,
what do you think of "Minx"?
399
00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:06,470
- Well, first of all,
let me say I admire
400
00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:09,512
any woman who pushes
society's expectations
401
00:14:09,612 --> 00:14:12,355
of what they can
and cannot do or be,
402
00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:13,716
so brava.
- Thank you.
403
00:14:13,816 --> 00:14:15,878
- But I think a magazine
like "Minx"
404
00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:19,842
is harmful to the cause,
maybe even a little insidious.
405
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,444
We have a serious agenda
for women
406
00:14:22,544 --> 00:14:25,087
in this nation, on this planet.
- Absolutely.
407
00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:27,049
- Then why are
we blathering about
408
00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:29,351
penises and pornographers?
409
00:14:30,512 --> 00:14:33,615
- I--I write
about critical issues.
410
00:14:33,715 --> 00:14:36,257
- Yes, you do, superficially.
411
00:14:36,357 --> 00:14:39,300
But even that is drowned
in a sea of salaciousness.
412
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,462
- Salaciousness?
413
00:14:41,562 --> 00:14:43,704
There are a few
naked pictures, sure,
414
00:14:43,804 --> 00:14:46,467
but there are pages and pages
of serious content.
415
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,028
- Listen, my dear,
416
00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:49,469
I'm sure your heart
is in the right place,
417
00:14:49,569 --> 00:14:51,311
and I wouldn't
call you a victim,
418
00:14:51,411 --> 00:14:53,933
but in a sense,
you have been used.
419
00:14:56,175 --> 00:14:57,837
- This might be why they say
you don't wanna
420
00:14:57,937 --> 00:14:59,839
meet your heroes.
- Not helpful, Dick.
421
00:14:59,939 --> 00:15:01,961
- Your content is cover
422
00:15:02,061 --> 00:15:03,963
for a very clever businessman
423
00:15:04,063 --> 00:15:08,207
to expand into an enormous
untapped market for pornography
424
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:12,250
to sell cigarettes and alcohol
and automobiles to women.
425
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,853
And to add insult to injury,
426
00:15:14,953 --> 00:15:16,815
you've been hired as editor
427
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:19,937
but only been given
the illusion of control.
428
00:15:20,037 --> 00:15:22,180
- I don't know what--no.
Okay, no.
429
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,382
I mean, look,
the magazine is mine.
430
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:25,663
- Mm, your publisher might
431
00:15:25,763 --> 00:15:27,424
have a different opinion
on that.
432
00:15:27,524 --> 00:15:29,787
- Well, this conversation
has certainly gotten spicier.
433
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,588
We're gonna take a quick break
434
00:15:31,688 --> 00:15:34,151
and see if we can't
sort this all out.
435
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:36,233
[cheers and applause]
[bell rings]
436
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,154
[upbeat brass music playing]
437
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,516
- What is going on here, Doug?
- I don't know.
438
00:15:39,616 --> 00:15:40,797
I don't know what
she's talking about.
439
00:15:40,897 --> 00:15:42,198
But just stay in it.
Stay calm.
440
00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:43,299
Don't take the bait
and counterpunch.
441
00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:44,800
- But I'm not some pugilist.
442
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,322
This is my life here. My work.
And she's--
443
00:15:46,422 --> 00:15:47,923
- Miss Prigger, hi.
We need you for some
444
00:15:48,023 --> 00:15:49,024
touch-ups real quick.
- No, I'm fine. I don't--
445
00:15:49,104 --> 00:15:50,526
- Just a small sweat issue.
446
00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:51,747
You know, the camera adds
a bit of a glimmer
447
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,208
when the lights get hot.
- Oh.
448
00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:54,529
- Stay in the fight.
Stay in the fight.
449
00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:56,011
- Mr. Renetti?
- Yeah.
450
00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:57,452
- Can our producer
talk to you for a second?
451
00:15:57,552 --> 00:15:58,893
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Welcome back.
452
00:15:58,993 --> 00:16:00,455
We've been having
a spirited conversation
453
00:16:00,555 --> 00:16:01,736
about naked men.
454
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,018
Boy, this is a weird job
sometimes.
455
00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:06,340
Is a magazine full of them
a feminist act
456
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,183
or just a nasty ploy
to distract the ladies,
457
00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:11,385
get them to stop asking
for raises and stuff?
458
00:16:11,485 --> 00:16:14,188
- Reductive, Dick,
but not inaccurate.
459
00:16:14,288 --> 00:16:15,589
- The male publisher of "Minx"
460
00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:17,631
has come up a few times
in conversation.
461
00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:19,873
He's here tonight.
I wanna have him out
462
00:16:19,973 --> 00:16:21,434
and see what he has to say.
463
00:16:21,534 --> 00:16:23,396
Please welcome
Douglas J. Renetti.
464
00:16:23,496 --> 00:16:25,238
[upbeat brass music playing]
465
00:16:25,338 --> 00:16:27,400
[cheers and applause]
- What an honour.
466
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,242
[chuckles]
467
00:16:29,342 --> 00:16:30,843
- Someone's got some pep
in his step.
468
00:16:30,943 --> 00:16:32,324
- Well, I'm excited to be here.
I love New York.
469
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,126
The energy, the dirt,
all of it.
470
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,487
Have you been to Times Square?
471
00:16:35,587 --> 00:16:36,768
A man in your profession
might need to,
472
00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:38,570
I wanna say "peep"
the competition.
473
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:40,492
- Very funny.
No, I come here on business.
474
00:16:40,592 --> 00:16:42,254
Meeting with advertisers,
that sort of thing.
475
00:16:42,354 --> 00:16:44,295
- And have you always been
in adult entertainment?
476
00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:46,698
- No, I started with a few
penny savers, coupon clippers.
477
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,140
And I saw an opportunity,
so I got a small loan
478
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,302
and I busted my butt,
title by title.
479
00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:53,744
You're looking at
the American dream, Dick,
480
00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:55,706
in the flesh.
- Oh, wow.
481
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,147
- I couldn't have
said it better myself.
482
00:16:57,247 --> 00:16:58,629
Kind of wish I did.
483
00:16:58,729 --> 00:17:00,390
Now, you've been following
our conversation.
484
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:03,553
Just who's in control
of your magazine, you, Joyce?
485
00:17:03,653 --> 00:17:05,475
- Well, we share
a dynamic partnership.
486
00:17:05,575 --> 00:17:07,437
I think Joyce would
say the same thing.
487
00:17:07,537 --> 00:17:09,999
At Bottom Dollar, we share an
"all hands on deck" philosophy.
488
00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:11,761
Right?
- Yup.
489
00:17:11,861 --> 00:17:13,562
- But the buck has gotta
stop somewhere.
490
00:17:13,662 --> 00:17:15,644
- Doug would never overstep
into editorial, no.
491
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:18,167
He has suggestions,
like all publishers,
492
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:20,289
but "Minx" is under
my direction.
493
00:17:20,389 --> 00:17:23,692
- Huh. Mr. Renetti was actually
regaling me backstage
494
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,575
with plans for a future issue
for your magazine.
495
00:17:26,675 --> 00:17:28,056
- Stop it now.
496
00:17:28,156 --> 00:17:30,418
We were just gabbing
pro to pro. You know it.
497
00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:31,980
- Don't play humble now,
Mr. Renetti.
498
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,621
You were very, very proud.
499
00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,383
You were beaming, even,
about your next cover.
500
00:17:35,483 --> 00:17:36,784
- Oh, no.
We have not settled
501
00:17:36,884 --> 00:17:38,065
on the cover
for our next issue, no.
502
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,306
- That's correct.
No, we haven't.
503
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,547
We are in the early stages,
504
00:17:40,647 --> 00:17:41,829
just talking to people.
505
00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:43,350
- Well, we love process here.
506
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:46,032
Love to see how
the sausage gets made.
507
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,634
[laughter]
I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.
508
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,755
I'm just a--
- That was good. That was good.
509
00:17:48,855 --> 00:17:50,356
- Comic at heart, people.
510
00:17:50,456 --> 00:17:52,599
But we also happen to
have quite a few readers
511
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:54,000
in the audience--
people who might be
512
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,321
interested in what you have
on tap.
513
00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:57,043
[cheers and applause]
514
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,605
Unless you don't like
free advertising, Mr. Renetti.
515
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,407
- Oh, you know I love
free advertising.
516
00:18:01,507 --> 00:18:02,928
And thank you
to all the readers.
517
00:18:03,028 --> 00:18:04,610
- There's nothing to--
to share right now.
518
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,652
- Perhaps we could let
the cat out of the bag
519
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,213
a little bit.
- There's no cat. [chuckles]
520
00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:09,334
- Considering--
there might be a cat.
521
00:18:09,434 --> 00:18:11,016
There might be a big cat.
522
00:18:11,116 --> 00:18:12,697
- I can get you a drumroll.
Do you wanna a drumroll?
523
00:18:12,797 --> 00:18:14,299
- No. [laughs]
- Yeah.
524
00:18:14,399 --> 00:18:15,660
- No. We don't need a drumroll.
- Bobby, hit it!
525
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,462
- Doug, you don't need
a drumroll.
526
00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:19,063
- I don't need a drumroll.
- He doesn't need a drumroll
527
00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:20,664
'cause there's nothing
to reveal. [chuckles]
528
00:18:20,764 --> 00:18:22,546
[drumroll]
- Ladies and gentlemen!
529
00:18:22,646 --> 00:18:24,988
In the next "Minx"
and on the cover,
530
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:27,351
posing in all
his God-given glory
531
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:29,993
will be America's favourite
quarterback,
532
00:18:30,093 --> 00:18:32,155
Billy Brunson, "The GOAT"!
533
00:18:32,255 --> 00:18:33,757
[cheers and applause]
We got Billy Brunson!
534
00:18:33,857 --> 00:18:35,358
We got him.
535
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,240
- Wow. This is exciting.
536
00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:39,682
And you heard it here first.
- There's--there's other--
537
00:18:39,782 --> 00:18:42,685
- Like I always say,
the best truths are naked ones.
538
00:18:42,785 --> 00:18:45,087
- [laughs]
[upbeat brassy music playing]
539
00:18:45,187 --> 00:18:47,730
[cheers and applause]
540
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,732
[phone ringing]
541
00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:52,374
- Oh, wow.
They grow up so fast.
542
00:18:52,474 --> 00:18:54,135
- It's no big deal.
543
00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:56,658
- Mr. McKnight, youngest writer
ever to land a cover.
544
00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:58,499
- Someone has indubitably
made it.
545
00:18:58,599 --> 00:18:59,821
Let me see that. Let me see.
546
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,182
- Pass it around.
Pass it around.
547
00:19:01,282 --> 00:19:03,544
- Sweetie,
it's not all bad news.
548
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,945
You were obviously
on the right track.
549
00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:07,548
They used your idea.
Sort of.
550
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,911
- A thoughtful,
original article
551
00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:12,552
about misogyny in the movement
552
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,035
has been transmogrified
into this
553
00:19:15,135 --> 00:19:17,317
pat profile of cavalier elites
554
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,759
written by some cavalier elite
555
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,040
who wasn't even there,
556
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,522
who didn't have to get
the eggs!
557
00:19:22,622 --> 00:19:25,044
- The hen house
does sound terrifying.
558
00:19:25,144 --> 00:19:28,127
This magazine is not interested
in those details.
559
00:19:28,227 --> 00:19:29,928
But you survive here,
560
00:19:30,028 --> 00:19:32,451
it just might get you
to someplace that is.
561
00:19:32,551 --> 00:19:35,173
- He didn't even give me
any feedback.
562
00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:38,016
You know, he just--
he just took it
563
00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:41,019
and he just made it
into something else.
564
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:43,121
God, I'm such an idiot.
565
00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:46,984
I'm gonna talk to him.
566
00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:48,466
- Oh, Joyce.
567
00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:51,008
[indistinct chatter]
568
00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:54,111
- A little something
for the road ahead.
569
00:19:54,211 --> 00:19:57,594
- Oh.
You shouldn't have.
570
00:19:57,694 --> 00:19:59,115
- I sent Francine.
571
00:19:59,215 --> 00:20:00,757
- [laughs]
572
00:20:00,857 --> 00:20:02,839
[upbeat brass music playing]
573
00:20:02,939 --> 00:20:04,400
- Hey, before you say anything,
574
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,482
I was backed into a corner.
- Yeah, right.
575
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:09,845
The whole thing was staged.
Great television, Doug.
576
00:20:09,945 --> 00:20:12,648
When did they tell you about
Victoria Hartnett, back in LA?
577
00:20:12,748 --> 00:20:13,889
- What are you talking about?
578
00:20:13,989 --> 00:20:15,250
I didn't know anything
about that.
579
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,732
- Okay.
And then the Billy bomb.
580
00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:18,453
Completely spontaneous.
- Yes, it was.
581
00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:20,695
You got the lights, you got
people staring, the band.
582
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:22,377
He's got an orchestra, Joyce.
583
00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:23,818
What I'm gonna do,
say no to a drumroll?
584
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,340
No one's ever done that ever.
585
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,061
- Doug Renetti,
a leaf on a stream
586
00:20:27,161 --> 00:20:28,783
being merrily carried along.
587
00:20:28,883 --> 00:20:31,025
"Ooh, wherever
will it take me next?"
588
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,827
- I screwed up, okay?
589
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,588
But I swear I didn't know
anything about the other guest.
590
00:20:34,688 --> 00:20:36,270
- Oh, please. And Billy?
- Fine.
591
00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:38,352
I took a flyer with
an old PR contact
592
00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:40,033
and I got a meeting with Billy,
okay?
593
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,395
But I did not think
that Billy was gonna show.
594
00:20:42,495 --> 00:20:44,718
And I definitely didn't think
he was gonna say yes.
595
00:20:44,818 --> 00:20:47,500
And that's the truth.
596
00:20:48,741 --> 00:20:51,604
It was wrong of me to do any
of this without consulting you.
597
00:20:51,704 --> 00:20:54,647
- It was wrong of you
to do any of this, period!
598
00:20:54,747 --> 00:20:56,969
You know, men like you,
you're an eclipse.
599
00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:59,251
You don't mean to do it,
but you can't help
600
00:20:59,351 --> 00:21:02,534
but just block out the sun!
- Oh, so you're the sun now?
601
00:21:02,634 --> 00:21:04,136
You're the giver of life?
602
00:21:04,236 --> 00:21:06,258
Joyce, let me explain
something to you.
603
00:21:06,358 --> 00:21:08,580
We are on an incredible
hot streak.
604
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,461
Our third issue is gonna have
605
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,543
the 11th highest circulation
of any magazine.
606
00:21:12,643 --> 00:21:14,105
- Yes, thanks to whom?
- Let me finish!
607
00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:15,386
- Thanks to my work.
Thanks to my work.
608
00:21:15,486 --> 00:21:16,787
- Three issues!
609
00:21:16,887 --> 00:21:19,830
We are changing the game,
Joyce.
610
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:23,233
And I'm not gonna apologise
to you or to anybody
611
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:26,116
for playing it like
a goddamn all-star.
612
00:21:26,216 --> 00:21:29,719
And if you don't like my sports
analogy, tough shit.
613
00:21:29,819 --> 00:21:31,641
It's my ball.
614
00:21:31,741 --> 00:21:34,784
My rules. You get it?
615
00:21:36,786 --> 00:21:38,787
- Yeah.
616
00:21:42,351 --> 00:21:44,693
This is everything you'll need
for issue three of "Minx,"
617
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:46,335
save for the centerfold,
618
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,697
which you have
already taken care of.
619
00:21:48,797 --> 00:21:53,021
I believe that fulfills
the terms of our agreement.
620
00:21:53,121 --> 00:21:54,862
- Stop it.
You're not leaving like this.
621
00:21:54,962 --> 00:21:56,704
You care too much.
- I thought I had done enough
622
00:21:56,804 --> 00:21:58,826
to earn your respect,
but I will not allow
623
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:00,988
people to treat me this way,
not anymore.
624
00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:03,090
- Listen, J--
[door opens]
625
00:22:04,171 --> 00:22:07,514
- [sobs]
626
00:22:07,614 --> 00:22:12,559
- ♪ Sweet silver angels
over the sea ♪
627
00:22:12,659 --> 00:22:18,564
♪ Please come down
flying low for me ♪
628
00:22:18,664 --> 00:22:20,646
- I got it. I'll do the rest.
- Okay.
629
00:22:20,746 --> 00:22:22,208
- You sure?
- Yeah.
630
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,129
- ♪ I heard his sweet song ♪
631
00:22:24,229 --> 00:22:25,811
- Love you.
- You too.
632
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,533
- ♪ And it was gently
enticing me ♪
633
00:22:27,633 --> 00:22:29,735
♪ Though there was
something wrong ♪
634
00:22:29,835 --> 00:22:31,056
♪ But when I turned ♪
635
00:22:31,156 --> 00:22:35,220
- It'll be fine, right?
- Sure.
636
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,703
- ♪ Blinding me, his song
remains, reminding me ♪
637
00:22:38,803 --> 00:22:43,507
♪ He's a bandit
and a heartbreaker ♪
638
00:22:43,607 --> 00:22:47,791
♪ Oh, but Jesus
was a cross maker ♪
639
00:22:47,891 --> 00:22:52,916
♪ Sweet silver angels
over the sea ♪
640
00:22:53,016 --> 00:22:59,602
♪ Please come down
flying low for me ♪
641
00:22:59,702 --> 00:23:04,727
♪ He wages war with the devil,
a pistol by his side ♪
642
00:23:04,827 --> 00:23:07,289
♪ And though he chases him
out windows ♪
643
00:23:07,389 --> 00:23:09,892
♪ And won't give him a place
to hide ♪
644
00:23:09,992 --> 00:23:15,417
♪ He keeps his door
open wide ♪
645
00:23:15,517 --> 00:23:18,820
♪ Blinding him, he lights
a lamp, inviting him ♪
646
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:23,825
♪ He's a bandit
and a heartbreaker ♪
647
00:23:23,925 --> 00:23:27,868
♪ Oh, but Jesus
was a cross maker ♪
648
00:23:27,968 --> 00:23:32,833
♪ Sweet silver angels
over the sea ♪
649
00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:39,319
♪ Please come down
flying low for me ♪
650
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,921
♪ I hear the thunder
come rumbling ♪
651
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,284
♪ The light
never looked so dim ♪
652
00:23:44,384 --> 00:23:46,846
♪ I see the junction
get nearer ♪
653
00:23:46,946 --> 00:23:49,448
♪ And danger is in the wind ♪
654
00:23:49,548 --> 00:23:54,853
♪ And either road's
looking grim ♪
655
00:23:54,953 --> 00:23:58,537
♪ Hiding me,
earthly desire dividing me ♪
656
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:02,861
♪ He's a bandit
and a heartbreaker ♪
657
00:24:02,961 --> 00:24:07,825
♪ Oh, but Jesus
was a cross maker ♪
658
00:24:07,925 --> 00:24:11,869
♪ Yes, Jesus
was a cross maker ♪
659
00:24:11,969 --> 00:24:17,354
♪ Sweet silver angels
over the sea ♪
660
00:24:17,454 --> 00:24:23,880
♪ Please come down
flying low ♪
661
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:29,045
♪ For me ♪
662
00:24:29,145 --> 00:24:31,767
♪ One time,
I trusted a stranger ♪
663
00:24:31,867 --> 00:24:34,210
♪ 'Cause I heard
his sweet song ♪
664
00:24:34,310 --> 00:24:36,972
♪ And it was gently
enticing me ♪
665
00:24:37,072 --> 00:24:39,254
♪ Though there was
something wrong ♪
666
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:42,998
♪ But when I turned,
he was... ♪
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