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[DARK, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

[DING]

I've been on some weird jobs before,
but nothing like this.

Yeah. We're a unique little operation.

During busy periods, we absorb
the extra numbers down here.

Full moons tend to be the worst.

[DING]

WOMAN: Night, Suze.

We're what you might call
a spillover facility, but...

...most of the time
it's as quiet as the grave.

And this is the bag and tag area.

So if you do get a delivery tonight,
you just wheel them on in here and the...

...coroner's assistant will take care
of the rest in the morning.

Is this...

...you know, occupied?

You scare easy, do you, George?

Nah.

You do security, you deal
with scary situations all the time.

It's what we do.

Hmm.

What about... ghosts?

Paranormal?

[SCOFFS]

Good.

Because a lot of people
get freaked out by this place.

Some talk about hearing stuff
in the middle of the night.

Seeing things move.

And, I mean, it's an old place, right?
And old places tend to creak a little bit.

Just like our guests here.

You mean rigor mortis?

Yeah. Your body does
some weird shit after you snuff it.

I've seen corpses sit bolt upright.

You'd swear that they were
coming back to life.

Yeah, it was a bit too much
for the last guy on the graveyard shift.

But the agency said you're a tough nut...

...so I'm guessing that you can probably
handle a few little bumps in the night.

This is the nerve centre.

Everything you need is in here.

Tea, coffee.

And I'm sure this will come in handy.

I prefer to stay on watch.

Right.

Well, uh, if the meat wagon does show up,
just press this one to buzz them in.

And then give me a call...

...if you do have any trouble.

But like I said...

...quiet as the grave.

[HOWLING]

[SLOW '50S-STYLE DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

[BUZZ]

Hello.

Hello?

Oh.

I'll buzz you in.

[BUZZ]

Hello?

Are you alright?

[GASPS] Jesus! Fuck!

[PHONE RINGS]

- Come on! Come on!
- WOMAN: Hello?

Listen. I think we've got a bit
of a situation down here.

- WOMAN: George? What is it?
- There was a delivery. A girl.

She opened her fuckin' eyes.

- WOMAN: Okay.
- You've got to believe me!

WOMAN: Just give me a second, George.
I'm gonna log into the system.

Shit!

WOMAN: George, are you there? Maybe your
imagination is getting the better of you.

- There's actually nothing coming up here.
- No! I just saw her. She's coming for me!

- I'm sure there's some logical explanation...
- [LAUGHTER ECHOES, SHUSHING]

[GASPS]

WOMAN: George, what's going on? George?

Are you there? George? George, talk to me.

Great, Emmy. Good. Keep it up.
Dick, stand by on the demonic howling.

Standing by.

And cue.

[CREAKING, DEEP HOWLING]

[BOTH LAUGH]

[SNARLING]

Marcus, what's he doing?

He's got a fuckin' gun.

Ayako, get out of there right now.

DICK: She can't hear you, Em.
She's off comms. She's on her own.

- Em! Where are you...
- Em! Em!

Fuck it, that's my reveal ruined. Okay.
Alright. We're calling time, everyone.

- Tone, Suze.
- MAN: Yes, boss.

I'll be down in a minute.
We've still got to bring this fucker home.

- Roger that. Hey.
- Oh.

- Give me JD.
- Yep.

MARCUS: JD, sorry. You're gonna have
to save that Carrie gag for another day.

Are you serious? I made up three
gallons of my special recipe for this.

- Well, that's showbiz, buddy. Ta.
- Earpiece.

[SCREAMS]

[GEORGE SCREAMS]

- [SCREAMS]
- Don't shoot! Stop! Don't!

Huh? What?

- He's a little bit confused right now.
- She's not one of those...

No. She's just an underpaid actor, like me.
Now, please, just... just give me the gun.

- How did you get here so quick?
- I've been here all along, George, watching.

Please, just...

...just give me the gun
before things escalate any further.

It makes me feel safe.

Hey, hey, hey. Looks like we
got you good there, big fella.

- What's going on?
- You get the piss stain?

- AYAKO: Oh, my God.
- Em?

- It's okay. It's okay. You're safe now?
- MARCUS: Em?

Scream for us, George.
You're on Scare Campaign.

- What?
- SUZE: Yep. Yep, that's it.

I'm on TV?

I'm on TV!

I'm on that show! I'm a celebrity!

MARCUS: You bet, Georgie boy!
Now, smile for the cameras. Give us a wave.

- MARCUS: Okay. Abigail, how are you today?
- Good, thanks.

- MARCUS: Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Am I looking at the camera or at you?
- Don't worry about that.

Let's just... you and me can have a bit
of a chat first and then we'll get into it.

So... do you like horror movies, Abby?

- Fuck yeah. Who doesn't?
- You don't get too scared?

Seriously?

Great. Great. It's just because, you know,
it gets a bit intense on-set sometimes.

The actors freak out more
than the stooge does.

- [LAUGHS]
- Really?

It just sounds like
a shit-tonne of fun to me.

A shit-tonne of fun. That's gr...
I like you. How about this one, hey?

[SOFT, MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYS]

Abby, could you scream for me?

What sort of scream do you want?

Um...

[ABBY SCREAMS]

That's a good scream.
That is a good scream, huh?

- Yeah. Wasn't ready for that.
- Em, this is Abby...

...Scare Campaign's next major scream queen.
You're gonna be a star, young lady.

- Don't take him too seriously, Abby.
- I won't.

Em's gonna take good care of you.
Show you the ropes.

Suze, can we get her signed up
and down to wardrobe?

If you've got a minute,
Dick wants to show you something.

Okay. Hey, Abs. Look forward
to creating TV history with you.

- You too.
- SUZE: Congratulations!

- Marcus, I just...
- Yeah, walk and talk.

- Yeah, what's up?
- Boss! A couple of looks for the finale.

- Great.
- Bava.

Or... Blair.

- Em, what do you reckon?
- You've done Blair to death.

Yeah, you're right. Bava, it is.
Abby's gonna look great in that get-up.

- Cool, cool. Abby?
- Our new ghost girl. Massive horror nut.

- You're gonna love her.
- [CREEPY RINGTONE PLAYS]

- Marcus, I need to talk to you.
- Vicki. Fuck.

Vicki! Hi. Lovely surprise.

Uh... in 10. Yeah, why? What's it about?

Fuck, she's called a meeting.

Okay, Dicko. What have we got?

Check it out.

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS]

I tried to get around the gun best I could.

I resized some shots.

- Threw in some sound effects.
- [SCREAMS]

- Rumbling, echo.
- MARCUS: Looks like we got you good there.

Yeah, I mean, it's not the prettiest cut,
but we can live with it.

Alright. Just hold on the tight of the stooge
at the end and then bang into the credits.

[TAPE FAST-FORWARDS]

Marcus, I quit.

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS]

Uh, Dick, Vicki called a meeting.
Why don't you go let the others know?

[UNDER BREATH] Oh, thank God.

You're probably just going
to tear it up again, but here.

- Let me guess, last week was the final straw?
- Yes. Yes, it was.

God, you always say what I mean
to say before I get to say it.

I am responsible for your best lines.

- I'm not in character right now, Marcus.
- Yes, you are. You're always in character.

And today you're playing the part
of a sensitive young actress...

...who's decided she's too good
for the crass, though, let's face it...

...pretty damn entertaining TV show
that's kept her fed for the last three years.

No. I'm a concerned human being...

...who is worried that one day
we're gonna prank the wrong guy.

Come on, Em. You've got nothing to worry
about. Nothing gets past me, alright?

Look, do you really think I didn't know
about the stooge's gun? His toy gun?

I don't know, Marcus.
Maybe you did, maybe you didn't.

Come on. We all know the best pranks
are the ones that go a little bit off script.

You didn't need to go
to all this trouble, you know?

What do you mean?

If you want to break up with me, just say it.

- We broke up months ago!
- No. Did we? But we...

- There's been, like, one or two lapses.
- One or two?

I'm a bit conflicted right now, Marcus,
but I mean it this time.

So we are done?

- I... I am talking about the show.
- You sure?

Yes! And us. God. I knew this would be hard.

Come on, Em. You know I need you.

Creatively.

You're like Reville to my Hitchcock.

I mean, slightly easier on the eye,
but you know what I mean.

We get the finale in the can and the season's
done. No more stooges, no more surprises.

Then I give you my blessing to return to
the pulsating world of community theatre.

Theatre in Education, arsehole.

MARCUS: Okay. So, this is it.

Glendale mental asylum. Totally abandoned.

Completely secluded.
Production values galore.

- You guys are going to love it.
- What's the power situation like?

Well, they shut it down in the '90s.
Some parts are still connected, but...

Technically, it's a challenge, but you're
not gonna find a creepier location, trust me.

- She's coming.
- WOMAN: Out of their fucking minds!

I love this woman. I fear her,
but I love her. In a sexual way.

Brace yourselves. For good news. Good news.

- I'll take notes, shall I?
- Yeah.

- Morning, everyone.
- ALL: Morning, Vicki.

Just so you know,
flattery will get you nowhere with us.

- But don't let that stop you from trying.
- I'm not here to stroke your ego, Marcus.

- Quite the contrary.
- This should be fun.

I've got something I want you all to see.

Is this a personal photo album
you want to share?

Get it out before 4chan posts it. Smart move.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

[DEEP, MENACING VOICE] We are watching.

We are recording. Expect us.

A bit obvious. But obvious works, I suppose.

Oh, yeah. I've heard of these guys.
Some real deep web shit.

You'll all be aware of these
fake human sacrifice videos...

...that have been trending
the last week or two.

Total clickbait.

Adonai Satanicus.

ALL: [CHANT] Adonai Satanicus.

Oh, it's a rip-off.
We did this in season two, yeah?

Adonai Satanicus.

- TONY: Super 8. I dig it.
- DICK: It's a plug-in, Tone.

- Adonai Satanicus.
- [SCREAMS]

Prince of Darkness...

Jesus. Talk about amateur hour.

I know. But you won't believe
what happens next.

Open to us your domain!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

What are you doing? Get back in the circle.

Jesus. What the fuck was that?

MAN: What are you doing?

[SCREAMING]

What the fuck is going on?

- No! Stop!
- Don't do that! No!

It's... it's just playing.
We're just fucking around.

Stop it. We're not hurting anyone.

What are you doing?

Oh! Oh, Jesus!

I'm sorry, but I think we've seen enough.

A couple of months ago,
it was just cruel pranks.

Harassing and humiliating
the homeless, that sort of thing.

Then they graduated to torture,
murder and their numbers spiked.

They listened to their audience.
And now each new video...

...is more brutal and ambitious than the
last. This one was only posted this morning.

So you're saying the future
of entertainment's snuff?

Well, that puts me out of a gig, then.

Surely the authorities are doing
something about this.

The Masked Freaks are a well-drilled,
well-resourced global network...

...of like-minded sickos. It's proving
very hard to get a ping on them.

Whoa, wait a second.
You've tried contacting these freaks?

- You want to give them a fuckin' show?
- No, I don't, Marcus.

But the kids are paying
for this stuff. Actually paying.

15 million subscribers
and growing by the day.

I don't think I like the direction
this is heading in.

- Scare Campaign has lost its edge.
- We're still killing it after five seasons.

I mean, our numbers are pretty
good last time I checked, yeah?

TV ratings?

[HESITANTLY] Yes.

Terrestrial's dying a slow
and painful death...

...just like the old cunts who are
still watching it. We need to adapt.

We need to be part of the conversation or
we will lose serious eyeballs to these guys.

Dystopia's on our doorstep, people.

It crept up on us while we were
looking the other way.

You've got one more ep
to prove you've still got the goods.

One more episode?

You're saying you want that?

I'm saying take it to the next level.

Make it feel real. Darker.
Give me something dangerous.

How you do that, that's up to you.

We're only five days out from the shoot.
That's gonna mean a total rewrite.

- A new stooge.
- You are the creatives, aren't you?

Be creative.

[SUZE GROANS]

DICK: We... are... fucked.

[GOTHIC ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]

[BEEPING]

Guys, our stooge has just crossed
the bridge. Showtime in 10 minutes.

Copy.

[COUGHS]

- You right?
- Jeez, go easy on her, JD.

ABBY:
No, it's fine. Really. I love this shit.

Yeah, see? She loves this shit.

Wow! You look pretty damn scary.

- Cool.
- MARCUS: Hey, team. How are we?

Oh, JD. That is fantastic.

Now, Abs, if I don't see you before
we roll, just let yourself be great. Huh?

Abby, is there anything we need
to go over again? Your cues?

- No, I'm good. It's too easy.
- Alright. Great.

- I'll be back in a second, alright?
- Okay.

Okay.

And hand.

Am I a fucking genius or what?

Okay, Dick, can we check the fluoros?

Great.

Marcus, we need to talk about the stooge.

Yeah. Can we roll through the sound cues,
Dick? Rohan's going to be great.

Okay, I know. I just don't want
any surprises this time, Marcus.

Dick, should I be concerned?

DICK: [OVER PA] Yeah. Seconds away.

Look, you've got nothing
to worry about, okay?

We're going to get gold
from this guy, trust me.

Now, all you have to do is just stay
in character and enjoy yourself.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hm.

And you have enjoyed yourself
this week, haven't you?

Admit it. Just a little bit.

- Yeah?
- Yes. Yes. Yes, I have.

It's your swansong, Em.

I reckon we still make a pretty
great team, you and me.

But you don't mean creatively this time.

[GIRL LAUGHS]

No, no, Dick. No. Remember, we...

I want to mix it across eight channels down
the hall. I want him totally immersed, okay?

DICK: [OVER PA]
I'm dancing as fast as I can, Marcus.

He should throw the echo filter on it too.

Yeah. That's good. That's good.
Dick, did you hear that?

[LAUGHTER ECHOES DOWN THE HALL]

- GIRL: Over here!
- [LAUGHTER]

- I'm over here now!
- [LAUGHTER]

MARCUS: And now cue wind.

Perfect.

It's gonna be great!

I'll get my wig on.

- How are we feeling, team?
- Buzzing. This is going to be epic.

Bet your arse it is, Suzie.

Good, good.

Yeah, that's great.

Hey, who's this little fella? I don't
remember that one being on the plan, Tone.

Yeah, just thought I'd rig a few extra
for you. I know you love your options.

Good man.

Okay. This is it. Let's break a leg, team!

- Let's fuckin' snap it in two.
- That's the spirit.

Tony Tone, you have outdone yourself.

Alright. Looks like we're all set here,
Dicko. Where's that stooge?

[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]

- He's about five minutes away.
- Roger that. Coming up.

Bring snacks!

[ORGAN MUSIC STOPS]

- What are you watching?
- Hmm?

What are you watching?

You know, just the usual angry teen bullshit.

- Masked Freaks.
- What?

[CHUCKLES] Nothing.

[SIGHS]

Hey, if something goes wrong today,
I promise I'll call time, alright?

Look, it's fine. Marcus said,
you know, the best pranks...

...are the ones that go a little off script.

He only says that because
nothing ever goes to script.

Shit! He's here!

Okay, time to move, people. First positions.

- See what I mean?
- Sorry. He must've come up a different way.

MARCUS: Okay, stay sharp. We nail
this guy and season 6 is in the bag.

- Abby, Abby, Abby. Earpiece.
- MARCUS: He's pulling up.

You've got a minute, tops. Let's go.

Uh, he's heading towards the garden.

- Suze, are you in position?
- Standing by.

Okay, watch your step, guys.

You ready? Okay. Go, go, go.

[EXHALES]

Yes, we hope to bring it all
back to life eventually, but...

...one thing at a time.

- Sorry to have you out so late in the day...
- There used to be a...

...a magnificent row of rhododendron...

...running all along here.

How do you know that?

I planted them.

Oh, really?

Well, I'm Jennifer Agutter.
And you must be Rohan.

Pleased to meet you, Miss Agutter.

Oh, yes.

As the agency would've mentioned,
we are a number of months away...

...from opening the children's therapy centre
but we will need a groundskeeper soon...

...as you can tell.

Fancy that, though,
you having worked here before.

What is it?

- [CRASH]
- Damn it! Sorry.

Where did she... where did she go?

Who?

There was a girl. Is she a patient of yours?

There are no children here yet. Shall we?

Hmm.

Uh, she's still got her comms in.

Em, earpiece.

Just this way.

- EM: Rohan?
- Hmm?

MARCUS:
That's great, Abs. Second position now.

Suzie, you're clear too.

Just through here.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Take a seat.

Frankly, Miss Agutter...

...I've been dreading coming back.

To be honest with you, Rohan, I had...

...no clue that you were
previously employed here.

A little glitch in the system,
but never mind.

This was home...
for a good period of time, yes.

At least you'll know your way
around, if we were to employ you...

...which is a definite advantage.

Oh, yes, I know my way around.

All the nooks and crannies.

All the hiding spots.

All the places you should never, ever go.

Where the bad children get locked up.

[WHISPERS]

Rohan?

Is everything alright?

[CONTINUES WHISPERING]

Did you know that girl?

- Why do you have to be so nosy?
- I wasn't...

How does any of this relate to my application
for the position of groundskeeper here?

You've seen my qualifications, my references.

I don't know what you're
insinuating by any of this.

That my past prevents me
from working here again?

- No, no, no. I was merely...
- [PHONE RINGS]

Um, Miss... Agutter speaking.
I'm in the middle of an interview.

Okay, so, maybe he's a little bit... special.

Yes. Yes, that has become clear to me now.

I do wonder why I wasn't informed
of this particular development.

The network wants next level,
we're gonna give them next level.

I do appreciate what's at stake, Doctor...

...but it's my instinct that we do not
proceed as planned with this particular case.

You've got nothing to worry about, okay?
It's playing beautifully up here.

- [DISCONNECTS LINE]
- Doctor...

[DIAL TONE]

Yes, I will see you soon. Thank you. Goodbye.

I'm sorry, I'm going to have
to leave you for a moment.

You know how much pain
was inflicted here, don't you?

You'll have to excuse me.

- Now cue door.
- And door.

[DOOR OPENS SILENTLY]

- Yeah, with sound please.
- Shit! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[SIGHS]

[DOOR CREAKS]

[CHILD GIGGLES]

Miss Agutter?

[GIGGLING CONTINUES]

Okay, hit him with the slamming door.

[DOOR SLAMS]

Good, Dicky. Good.

He used to work here?

That's the new paradigm, Em.
If I told you everything...

...do you think we'd be in the middle of
what promises to be our fuckin' masterpiece?

- Okay, standby on lights.
- He's confused, Marcus. He's scared.

I know. It's great, isn't it?

What else are you not telling me?

I'm just doing what the network wants,
I'm making it darker and more real, okay?

- Ready, Dick?
- Yep.

- [ELECTRICITY SPARKS]
- [CHILDREN GIGGLE]

[ROHAN BREATHES HEAVILY]

- GIRL: Behind you! [ECHOES]
- [LAUGHTER]

We missed you.

Who's been a naughty boy? Nowhere to go.

Have you been a good boy?

Your special hiding spot.

Upstairs. Upstairs.

[GIGGLING CONTINUES]

This is the shit I live for.
Okay, Suze, are you in position?

- [WHISPERS] Copy.
- MARCUS: Good. Abs, you ready?

Fuck, yeah, I'm ready.

[ROHAN BREATHES HEAVILY]

Alright, let's cue ball.

[GASPS]

[GIGGLES]

The fish takes the hook.

No, I don't like this, Marcus.

That's great, Abs.
You've got plenty of lead there.

- Did something happen up in that room?
- No, not that I'm aware of.

- Okay, get ready to pipe me in.
- DICK: Standing by.

Zoom in there, Tone.

[WHISPERS] Rohan.

Ro... han.

Ro... han.

Good. Abs, you're on.

Ro... han.

Ro... han.

[GASPS]

- The letter opener!
- What? What are you doing? Em!

Oh, jeez!

[SCREAMS]

- [SCREAMS] No!
- [SCREAMS]

Stop! Stop! Put the knife down.
[DISTORTED] You're not in any danger.

This has all been a prank.
Please, leave her alone.

[CHOKES, GURGLES]

- Fuck, I have to go up there.
- No, no, no. Are you crazy?

- We have to help them!
- No, no. Not when he's like this!

Guys! [SHUSHING] It's Tony.

TONY: [WHISPERS] Marcus.

Marcus, are you there?

I want to get out of here, man.

Quiet, Tony. Don't move.

Shit!

[GRUNTS]

Fuck! Cut to the wide.

[CHOKES]

- [DOOR SLAMS]
- Em! Track her!

[CRUNCH]

[CHOKES]

[CHOKES, GURGLES]

[WHISPERS] Tony...

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[GASPS]

[MOANS]

[SPEAKER SCREECHES]

- MARCUS: [OVER SPEAKER] Em! Em!
- [WHISPERS] Marcus.

- DICK: Oh, shit. I've lost him again.
- MARCUS: Em, put your earpiece in.

- Tony's dead.
- MARCUS: I know.

Where's Abby?

No, Em. You don't want to look down there.

Em, please don't.

[GASPS]

[CRIES]

I'm so sorry.

- We're picking him up on 12.
- Shit!

Em, you've got to get out of there.
He's heading back.

Em, you've got to move! Come on!

No, no, not down there.
You're gonna have to go the long way.

You pushed it too far this time.

We were told to push it.
You knew what was at stake.

You knew that there was
something wrong with him!

I just wanted to make
the experience more psychological.

- Who is he?
- He was perfectly cast, Emmy.

Who the fuck is he?

Okay, yes, he used to work here
but... he was also a patient.

And there were certain crimes.

You bastard.

The guy's got a few skeletons in the
closet but we honestly had no idea...

...he'd be capable of something
as crazy as this.

He was living a quiet life in the suburbs
since they shut this place down.

- What can I say? He just flipped!
- Shit!

- MARCUS: Em, are you there?
- Where are the others?

JD's in the kitchen, Suze is laying
low in the infirmary. Don't worry.

They're safe, okay? Come on
and get your arse back to us.

We've got you covered
most of the way, alright?

[PANTS]

- Which way do I go?
- DICK: Uh, I don't know.

- MARCUS: We don't have any vision down there.
- I'm looking right into a camera!

- You are? We've got nothing up here.
- Oh, shit. We've lost them both.

- [CRASH]
- [GASPS]

MARCUS: You've got to keep talking
to me, Em. We can't see you, okay?

- EMMA: I see an exit.
- MARCUS: Good, good. Go for it.

- [DOOR OPENS]
- [SHRIEKS]

Emma? What the hell's going on?

Marcus won't tell me anything. He told me
to stay in here and keep the door shut.

Is there some kind of an emergency?
Did the stooge freak out?

- He killed them. Abby and Tony.
- What?

- MARCUS: Em! Em! What's going on?
- Shut the fuck up!

Huh?

[SCREAMS] No!

[PANTS]

[SQUEALS]

MARCUS: Em, we're picking you up again.
The kitchen's straight ahead.

- He got Suze.
- MARCUS: Shit!

Just get in there
and bunker down with JD, okay?

Come on!

Miss Agutter!

- JD, open the door! Quick!
- Hold on!

Jesus!

[THUD]

- [THUD]
- Fuck!

[THUD]

[MOANS]

[FOOTSTEPS RETREAT]

[WHISPERS] I think he's gone.

[WHIMPERS]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's alright, Em. It's alright.

You couldn't have done
anything to protect her.

- [CRIES] I promised her I would.
- I know, I know, I know, I know.

MARCUS: JD's right, there's nothing you
could do. There's nothing any of us could do.

Where are the police, Marcus?

- Uh, Dick's been on the phone to Vicki.
- Yeah, look, I spoke to Vicki.

She said to hold off for a minute
just while she talks to the lawyers.

- Are you fucking serious? Call the police now!
- We're going to, Em.

It's a very dynamic situation at the moment
and we all want the best possible outcome.

The best possible outcome?

Yeah. Em, you guys...

- Guys, I'm losing you.
- MARCUS: It'll be okay. Stay where you are.

- When we get the go ahead we're gonna...
- [CRASH]

- What was that?
- Oh, fuck.

- Run!
- [SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

[SOBS] Marcus.

DICK: No. No!

No!

- [SCREAMS] No!
- Oh, shit!

Rohan, the police are on their way.

No one else needs to get hurt, alright?

Rohan, please, you have to stop this.

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

Alright, let's get out of here
while we've still got the chance.

- Come on!
- Where are we gonna go?

I don't know. We'll get to the van.
And get the fuck out of here.

I'm not waiting around for him to find
another way back in. Come on!

Come on! What are you doing? Come on!

JD: It's just around here.

It should be open.

Okay.

- You haven't...
- Glove box, please.

I could have sworn that I... No, it's okay.
I know where to get another set.

- You stay here. Lock the doors.
- No, no, no. JD, no!

Lock the doors.

- [BIRD SCREECHES]
- [GASPS]

Oh, come on.

Come on.

- Miss Agutter.
- [SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

Fuck! Shit! You bitch!

Oh, fuck!

[PANTS]

You see that? You see what she fucking did?

That was fantastic! I told you, the best
ones always go a little bit off script.

A little off script? She stabbed me
with a fucking orbitoclast!

A what?

Orbitoclast. A fucking lobotomy needle.

Some actors do their research!
Oh, fucking God almighty!

Jesus Christ!

JD, you there?

Hello! Just got back. What's going on?

Slight change of plans. Emma's on her way
back to you but we've gotta buy some time.

- Keep Abby company while I get this sorted.
- Sure thing. On my way.

Marcus, are you right?
Do you want to come back here to me?

Abs, JD's on his way over to you. We're
just gonna pause for a few minutes, okay?

- Yeah, no sweat.
- How are you going there, kiddo?

- I'll survive.
- You're doing great.

- ROHAN: Marcus!
- Rohan, yes.

My name is Trent, you arsehole.

Trent, look, show's not over yet.
Still need my reveal.

Do you know what? I'd love to be
a part of that. I really, really would.

But right now I'm crucified
to a fucking car seat!

And all I'm asking is for you to just
stay in character a little bit longer...

...and channel that pain, yeah?

Marcus...

...I swear to God,
you call time now or I'm out of here.

And first I'm going to find a hospital
and then I'm going to call my agent...

...and then I'm calling
the fucking union, you piece of shit!

No, don't... don't do that to me, Trent.
I know you don't want to be responsible...

...for the death of one of the most
successful television shows of all time.

I know you don't want to develop
a reputation for being difficult.

You're not a difficult man, right?

Wrong.

- What's he done? Get him back online.
- He's gone.

Fuck! Fucking actors!

I give the performance of a lifetime
and look what the fuck happens.

Okay.

Ah...

[GAGS]

One...

...two...

...three. Ah, fuck!

Oh, fucking...

[HEAVY BREATHING]

Tony?

What the fuck? [GASPS]

MARCUS: It's alright, I'm gonna go talk
to him. See if we can work something out.

No one's gonna spoil my fucking reveal.
Have you got a lock on Emma yet?

Uh, yeah. She's about
two minutes from the kitchen.

She's not gonna hang around too long
once she sees JD's not there.

Open up the line for me.

Alright, we're just gonna hold
things up for a minute, okay?

I've gotta go sort out creative
differences with our villain.

- JD, are you with Abby yet?
- Almost.

Okay, once we're back on,
we proceed as scripted.

I'll give you a mark and then you can take
Emma down to the cellar for the climax.

Copy.

Abby, when you're in place, wait for my cue.

I want you to come in just
before we switch on the lights.

Your resurrection's gonna be
the showstopper, kiddo.

Boom!

Yo!

- How are you doing there, Tony?
- I'm freezing my balls off down here.

[SNIGGERS]

- Can we hurry the fuck up, please?
- Well, just suck it up, big fella. Suze?

Suzie?

- I can't find her. She's not in position yet.
- Okay. That's okay.

We'll just keep an eye on that. Now...

...guys, can I just say,
you've done an amazing job, alright?

We just need one more big push.
If we can nail this final twist, then...

...I think we've pulled off the most amazing
feat of all, keeping our fucking jobs.

Keep me updated on Emma. The last thing
we need is for me to bump into her.

Yeah, will do.

You know what? I hate to say it but Vicki
was right. We've been playing it too safe.

This... this is real fucking horror.

[PANTS]

JD?

[PERSON COUGHS]

[COUGHS]

Dick?

Oh, no. Shit! Shit!

Fuck.

Okay.

Uh, Marcus?

What is it, buddy?

Uh, we might have a little bit of a problem.

- MARCUS: What, is she close?
- Yeah, she...

She what? Dick? Dick.

Dick, you there?

Dick, come on, this is no time to be
screwing around, alright? Just tell me...

- Wait a second.
- Dick, what? Where do I go?

What the fuck?

[SCREAMING]

Dick? Dick?

Fuck. I leave him for two minutes.

JD: Put that in here.
Are you alright? Are you comfortable?

- ABBY: Yeah.
- JD: Yeah? Good.

You've got to be fucking kidding.

I'm just thinking one there, one there,
and just kind of like...

- Not like that, obviously.
- MARCUS: We're trying too hard.

- JD: Put this here?
- MARCUS: Maybe bring this one down.

That's good.

- Emma's gonna shit herself.
- JD: She sure is.

Trent, mate, you can go
and barrel this camera.

- You're gonna have blood all over you.
- JD: Oh, yeah, yeah.

MARCUS: Lots of blood.

Emma, blah, blah, don't worry. We're talking
to Vicki. Everything's being sorted out.

Are you watching, are you, Marcus?

Huh! Of course you're watching.

Well, I guess this means that I just
fucked up your big reveal, doesn't it?

You're not going to say anything?

It kills you, doesn't it.
It fucking kills you...

...that someone might actually be
one step ahead of you.

Screw this. I'm done.

[WHISPERS] Trent?

Trent?

Come on, mate. She barely touched you.

Trent?

Fuck!

Dick.

Dick, where the hell are you?

Masked Freaks.

- [GROANS]
- [COCKS WEAPON]

[GASPS]

Marcus.

Jesus, Em, thank Christ you're okay. [GROANS]

- Wait, wait, wait! Don't, don't, don't.
- You just don't know when to stop, do you?

Trent's dead. Trent's dead. They killed him.

I was the perfect stooge, wasn't I?
I was the perfect fucking stooge!

- Who's Trent?
- Trent. Rohan. Rohan.

- The actor playing Rohan.
- Yeah, I probably hurt him a little bit!

- No, no, no. The Freaks killed him.
- Oh, yeah.

You gotta believe me.
I think they killed Dick too.

I get it. You got me, alright?
But you're not getting your big reveal.

No, no, it's real this time. Someone
set us up. We're all fucking stooges.

Your plot is not making any sense.
You do realise that, right?

And just so we're clear,
you and me, we're done.

- Em, no.
- Yes! In every way.

- No, Em. Em...
- Creatively, every way.

Em, don't.

[LAUGHS] Oh, I get it. Masked Freaks.

- That's your big twist.
- Em...

Who is that? Is that JD? Tony?
Who's our mystery man?

Maybe you're just another wannabe actor who
thinks they're gonna be the next big thing.

Well, I've got news for you, buddy.

- Oh, edgy.
- [GRUNTS]

MARCUS: We've got to go.

- Masked Freaks.
- Yeah.

- [BEEP]
- [MUFFLED COMMS]

[GRUNTS]

- What just happened?
- These are the real bad guys. We've gotta go.

- No! Where's Abby?
- No, no, no. We're not going back in there.

- Where is she?
- It's gonna be crawling with those freaks.

- Marcus, where is she?
- East wing. She's with JD.

Em!

We get Abby first, then the others.

Ah!

MARCUS: Careful, careful.

[GASPS]

Oh, JD, mate.

Abby.

She's not here.

Yeah, that's JD's secret recipe.

What's going on?

- Hey.
- Hey! Hey!

- Hey, leave her alone!
- What are you doing?

- [ABBY SCREAMS]
- Leave her the fuck alone!

- Oh, f...
- [ABBY SCREAMS]

She's still alive.

Okay, so JD isn't the mole.

- What are you talking about?
- You think this is a crazy coincidence?

They can't have done this
without any inside information.

[PHONE RINGS]

[DISTORTED VOICE]
We are watching. We are recording.

- You didn't expect us.
- Where's Abby?

VOICE: If you want to see the girl
again, come to the control room.

Come on.

Em!

We know how this shit works. Whatever they've
got planned for us, it's gonna be brutal.

We're just gonna casually stroll out of here?
Abby's alive. Maybe the others are too.

Or maybe they're behind it, Em.

You've been messing
with people's heads for so long.

Maybe this has just all caught up with us.

No, we're not murderers, Em.
We're fucking storytellers.

This episode was all going so perfectly
to script till these freaks came along.

You said the best ones always
go a little off script.

[PANTS]

[GROANS]

EMMA: Oh, God.

What's going on?

[SIGHS] They've hijacked the feed.

- You're bleeding.
- What?

[GASPS]

TONY: Marcus! Dick!

Hello? Is anyone there?
Talk to me, for fuck's sake.

Tony!

- TONY: What's happening? Is Trent back on?
- Tony, get out of there now.

He can't hear us.

Oh, hang on. Here they come.

Who's this guy? Where's Em?

[SIGHS]

Hey!

[STARTS CHAINSAW]

[SHOUTS] Marcus, for God's sake,
he's got a fucking chainsaw!

TONY: Now, hang on a second...
wait, wait, wait... [SCREAMS]

Watch my arm! [SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[EXHALES SHAKILY]

[GASPS]

What have you done with Abby?

We'll get to that.

But before we really fuck with your minds...

...we'd like to thank you
for being such compelling victims.

Our analytics tell us audience retention is
so much better when there's real conflict.

You need a fucking algorithm
to tell you that?

This is how the new entertainment works.

The data does not deceive.

Data? Fuck off.
If you wanna scare, you make 'em care.

Who put you up to this anyway?
Was it the network?

Why would we need them?

We've got all the money we need...

...and total creative control.

Well, you're just living
the dream, aren't ya?

One of our biggest fans suggested the idea.

The new entertainment is not
about the vision of one man...

Shut up and tell us where she is!

- How about I show you?
- [WOMAN SCREAMS]

Let go of me, you fuckers!
Help, Emma! Marcus!

Marcus, help me! No, no, don't!

- Rohan's garden.
- [ABBY SCREAMS]

MASKED FREAK:
Seal the little bitch up and bury her.

[ABBY SCREAMS]

[METALLIC BANGING]

[SIGHS]

- [BANGS ON METAL]
- Help me! Please! No!

Abby. Abby, I'm going
to get you out of there, okay?

[ABBY SOBS]

You've seen those movies
where people get buried alive...

...and they survive for hours and hours?

Bullshit.

That thing is airtight...

...and once that hole is filled in...

...I give her five minutes.

That's on the other side of the complex.

Analytics have shown the audience
loves a ticking time bomb.

Ticking clock, you fucking...

...fuck your analytics and your sick viewers!

We've gotta go. Come on!

[ABBY SCREAMS AND HAMMERS ON COFFIN LID]

Help me, please! [WHIMPERS]

[MUFFLED VOICE THROUGH EARPIECE]

[WHEEZES]

[CRASH]

[SAW WHIRRS]

[BLADE CLATTERS]

- [ROARS, SQUELCHING]
- Em!

[WHIMPERS]

Jesus Christ, he's just a kid.

Come on, Em. We've gotta go.
We've got to get Abby. Em.

[WHIMPERING AND HAMMERING]

Help me! Please! [SOBS AND COUGHS]

- Em! Em! Em! Em! Em!
- [ABBY SCREAMS]

- EMMA: Hang on, honey.
- ABBY: Help me!

EMMA: Just a little bit longer.
We're nearly there.

[ABBY GASPS]

[EMMA GRUNTS]

[EMMA GRUNTS]

[ABBY COUGHS]

[GASPS FOR AIR]

[CHOKES]

No! No!

Come on! Come on!

Open! Open it! Get it open! Get it open!

Alright, here we go.

- [MARCUS GRUNTS]
- [GASPS FOR AIR]

- MARCUS: There you go.
- Honey, we've got you. You're alright.

[ABBY PANTS]

How'd you like that, huh? We beat you.
We fucking beat you. Show's over.

Come on, let's go.

[GASPS]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?

We did it. We got the girl.
We get to live now, right?

No one said anything about letting you live.

[EMMA GASPS]

In the new entertainment,
there are no happy endings.

So what now?

You won't believe what happens next.

Our mods have asked us to keep you alive.

The organisation sees you playing
an ongoing role in the project.

Not if I have anything to do with it.

What about Abby and Marcus?

[MUFFLED MESSAGE THROUGH EARPIECE]

You can take one of them with you.

The decision is yours.

You know what to do, Em.

ABBY: No, no, no, no, no.

- [SIGHS] I'm sorry.
- Emma, please!

[SOBS]

Get away from her, you fucking freaks.

You track these bastards down, Em.
Track 'em down and you make...

- [CRACK]
- [EMMA SOBS]

We are watching.

We are recording.

Expect us.

[DISTANT VOICES]

[STARTS ENGINE]

We'll go into town and we'll get
the police. There's still time.

[THUD]

[THUD]

[THUD]

- [SIGHS] What the fuck's going on?
- [THUD]

[THUD]

So this is how you're going
to end it, huh? Huh?

Is that the best you've got?

You're going to need more than blood
and cruelty if you want to be remembered.

You're all attitude
and no fucking imagination.

Where's the craft? Where's the twist?

- [THUD]
- [ABBY WHIMPERS]

[ABBY WHIMPERS AND COUGHS]

[THUD]

MAN: Cut it there.

Are you sure they're going to buy it?
Like, I can go again.

MAN: No, I thought you were great.

No, no, no. I can do it again.
I'll do it again.

- MAN: Okay. Still rolling.
- Okay. Yep. Here goes.

[ABBY GASPS AND WHIMPERS]

- [THUD]
- [COUGHS]

- [BANGS ON COFFIN]
- Help me!

- [ABBY SCREAMS] Emma!
- [THUD]

[ABBY COUGHS]

- That's actually pretty good.
- ABBY: Help me, please! Emma, please!

- ABBY: Emma!
- MARCUS: Oh, God.

ABBY: Help me!

Please help me!

[ABBY SHRIEKS]

EMMA: We're nearly there, Abby.

- It's gonna be okay.
- I know.