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(
JOHN CLEARS THROAT) (
GAIL
BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
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(
JOHN AND GAIL VOCALIZING)
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(
JOHN AND GAIL SCATTING)
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(
LAUGHING)
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Welcome back, a
cappella enthusiasts.
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My name is John Smith,
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and sitting here to my left
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is Gail
Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger.
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Oh, this one's
gonna stick, John.
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Well, you saved the Jew for last.
I did. I did.
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You're listening to
Let's Talk-Appella,
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the world's premiere
downloadable a cappella podcast.
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We are coming to you live
from the nation's capital,
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where the Barden
University Bellas
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are about to rock the
historic Kennedy Center.
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JOHN: Boy, these girls
have broken down
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every single barrier in their
path, haven't they, Gail?
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GAIL: Absolutely, John.
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The first all-female group
to win a national title,
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three-time defending champs,
and now, here they are,
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performing for the President of the
United States on his birthday.
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JOHN: Wow! What an inspiration
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to girls all over the country who
are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
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(
ALL APPLAUDING)
(
SCATTERED CHEERING)
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(
SINGING DANCE-POP SONG)
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(
SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
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JOHN: Here's Beca Mitchell,
leader of the group.
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GAIL: Look at these
sequins and sparkles.
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Oh, my! Their feet just
don't stop moving.
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(
CONTINUES SINGING)
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(
SINGING DANCE-POP SONG)
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(
SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
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GAIL: Florencia Fuentes just
earned her green card, John.
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She may have to do that backflip
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right back over the
fence into Mexico.
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I think she's Guatemalan.
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Oh, none of that matters.
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GAIL: There is so much
happening on stage,
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I don't even know where to look.
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Back in my day, we put on our
blazers and we just sang.
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We maybe snapped our fingers
if we were feeling frisky.
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(
SINGING PATRIOTIC SONG)
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(
SINGING POP SONG)
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GAIL: Whoa! Another surprise!
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JOHN: An overweight girl
dangling from the ceiling.
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Who hasn't had that dream?
Lots of us.
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(
CONTINUES SINGING)
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(
SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
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(
SINGING POP SONG)
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(
AMY SCREAMING)
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(
AUDIENCE GASPS)
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GAIL: No!
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JOHN: Okay, she has no underwear on.
Oh, my God.
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We have a commando situation.
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There is a commando
situation on stage!
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GAIL: Who is on top of this?
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- What kind of person...
-
JOHN: Holy cow!
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- Take her back up. She's turning.
-
GAIL: Pull her up already!
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She's turning. Brace yourselves.
No.
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She's coming. She's coming!
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AMY: Avert your eyes, or take it all in!
Make your choice!
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GAIL: Not the front! Nobody
wants to see the front!
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Oh, no! (
AUDIENCE GASPS)
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(
BOTH SCREAMING)
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Happy birthday, Mr. President.
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The Australian singer who
calls herself "Fat Amy"
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gave the President a birthday
gift from down under
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during last night's celebration
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held at the historic
Kennedy Center.
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In case you're wondering what
I mean by "down under," Chip,
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I'm talking about her (
BLEEP).
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She showed her (
BLEEP)
to the President.
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All eyes were on the a cappella
singers, the Barden Bellas.
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Three-time defending a
cappella national champions,
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which is a real
thing, apparently.
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Although authorities have ruled
out terrorism as a motive,
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the Bellas claim the mishap
was merely an accident
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and issued an apology.
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I am deeply sorry for the
upset that I have caused.
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I feel that I have already
received punishment enough
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in the form of silk burn.
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Exhibit C.
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No, no, no!
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It's filth.
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Women who sing are
just another example
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of cultural decay,
due to loose morals.
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Not wearing underwear
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seems kind of intentional to me.
Mmm.
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Yeah, you either choose to wear
underwear, or you don't wear underwear.
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It's a choice I make every day.
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You know, until today, I
thought singing a cappella
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was the most embarrassing
thing you could do.
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Normally, that
group is on point,
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and last night, they
were off-point,
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off-key, and then on the floor.
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It's a national disgrace.
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Yeah, but I'd rather be in that
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limo ride home with
the President.
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Cut to the real
President, he'd be like,
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"That (
BLEEP) was off
the hook!" (
LAUGHTER)
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(
CYCLE BELL RINGING)
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Chloe, chill out.
It was a mistake.
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They're not gonna burn
us for witchcraft.
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No, but the National A
Cappella Association
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is in there talking
to the Dean about us,
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and who knows what's
gonna happen?
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We won three championships.
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Whatever happens in there,
we're gonna be fine.
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Maybe it's time to think
about other stuff.
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What other stuff?
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You know, school, jobs, life.
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This group is my life.
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I've intentionally failed
Russian Lit three times
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so I could be a Bella.
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This is the worst thing that's
ever happened to us. Ever.
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You know, before
coming to Barden,
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I had diarrhea for seven years.
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But yes, this is terrible.
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The Dean is ready
for you tramps.
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STACIE: Oh, jeez.
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Ladies,
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you have dragged the good name
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of Barden University
into the gutter.
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And you've really
upset these people
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whose names I've
already forgotten.
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Your little Southern exposure in
front of our Commander-in-Chief
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has irreparably damaged the
entire institution of a cappella.
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Just blew it up.
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Funding is drying up,
sponsors are pulling out.
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-
GAIL: Mmm-hmm.
-
JOHN: Unfortunately, an example must be made.
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It is the decision of
this governing body
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that the Bellas are
hereby suspended
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- from competing at the collegiate level.
-
JESSICA: What?
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The terms of your suspension
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are laid out in this document.
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I'm sorry, but it's over. Hi.
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Okay, can we be reasonable?
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Fat Amy apologized.
This was an accident.
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Was it? (
CHLOE GASPS)
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You're taking us off
of our victory tour?
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Who's gonna sing the national
anthem at the Puppy Bowl?
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You're being replaced by
the European champions.
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A German group of
total professionals.
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In other words, they're
gonna keep their pants on.
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So we can't defend our
title and we can't tour?
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DEAN: And you can't
hold any auditions.
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We don't need your ranks
to grow like a fungus.
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CHLOE: Oh, so that's it, then?
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So, basically, the
Bellas are over?
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JOHN: Look, ladies,
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I'm sorry that this disciplinary
action has shocked you.
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Especially since
you're all seniors.
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But the truth is,
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you're just women.
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No.
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And you'll all be pregnant soon.
Mmm.
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EMILY: Mom, I'm late.
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It's orientation. You
gotta let me go.
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Oh, I can't.
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I just can't do it.
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Mom, you can do it.
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My only daughter,
leaving the nest.
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(
SINGING) If you leave me now.
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You'll take away the
biggest part of me.
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Mom. You want me to stop?
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(
SINGING) Or I could
keep singing!
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No, I don't know how
I'm gonna get by
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without your
spontaneous singing.
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Oh, honey, you're gonna
love this place.
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Just promise you'll call.
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Oh, and, honey, don't be
afraid to express yourself.
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And not with those weird buttons
they wear in their earlobes.
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Unless you're gonna get a job...
Mom, slow down.
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I'm not gonna do anything crazy.
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I'm just gonna write my songs
and join an a cappella group.
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Not just any a cappella group.
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The Bellas are an institution.
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My days as a Bella
were the best...
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Best days of your life.
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I know. And I can't
wait to be one.
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Unless they don't take me, Mom.
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Oh, no, honey, they're
gonna take you.
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Thanks to me, you
were born into it.
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And then I'm gonna
be your mother...
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(
SINGING) And your sister.
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Gross. Okay.
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(
EXHALES SHARPLY)
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All right, the next
phase of my life
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begins.
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CHLOE: Hold on.
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There is nothing in here that
strips us of our national title.
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And if we're still
reigning champs,
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then we are automatically
invited to represent America
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at the World Championships
this spring.
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Ah, yes, the World
Championships of A Cappella,
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where, every four years,
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groups from around the globe
compete for world domination.
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I'm sorry. I just feel like I
always have to be on, you know.
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JOHN: Yeah. Yeah.
Well, look, ladies,
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we can't stop you from going
to the Worlds competition.
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It's not gonna help
your case here.
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GAIL: Not at all.
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What if we win it?
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JOHN: What if you win it?
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(
SCOFFS) Like, you...
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You out-perform
the other groups?
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(
JOHN LAUGHING)
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How do you fit such big
dreams in such a small body?
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What if you win it?
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(
LAUGHING)
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(
INDISTINCT MOUTHING)
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Never.
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What if you win it?
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00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,812
- Yeah. If we win, will you reinstate us?
-
GAIL: Sure.
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00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,898
But no American
team has ever won.
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That's because they hate us.
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The whole world.
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The whole world hates us.
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Hate us.
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GIRL: (
OVER SPEAKER)
Hello, fresh-persons!
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GIRL: (
OVER SPEAKER)
Hello, fresh-persons!
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Welcome to Barden University!
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(
ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
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Okay! The Barden Knight.
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Okay, get off the stage. No one
cares about you. All right.
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You have made a great
choice, and a cheap one.
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Yay, Barden!
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We have a very special
performance for you guys today.
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The pride and joy of
Barden University,
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the Treblamakers!
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Thank you! Thank you, thank you.
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We are the Treblemakers.
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I'm Jesse, and this
is a cappella.
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Let's do this!
235
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Hey yo, Trebles!
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(
SCATTING)
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00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,452
(
SINGING BUBBLEGUM POP SONG)
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(
VOCALIZING)
239
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(
CONTINUES SINGING)
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Someone drop some bass.
241
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,280
(
CONTINUES SINGING
BUBBLEGUM POP SONG)
242
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,125
JESSE: Now I need some baritone.
243
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,054
(
ALL SINGING)
244
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,468
(
ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
245
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,847
All right!
246
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,683
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
247
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,518
Chloe, don't blame yourself.
Oh, my God!
248
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,854
You're a ginger. That's
punishment enough.
249
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,606
This is not all your fault.
This is on all of us.
250
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,859
So, if we don't win the
Worlds, then what are we?
251
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,111
Just a bunch of girls
that hang out?
252
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,487
What's wrong with that?
(
CLICKS TONGUE)
253
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,573
If we don't win, the Bellas are over.
(
CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
254
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,534
This is the biggest challenge
that any of us have ever faced.
255
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:10,622
When I was nine years old, my brother
tried to sell me for a chicken, so...
256
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,166
Well, I will do whoever it takes
257
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,625
in order for us to
get back to the top.
258
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,870
You mean "whatever" it takes.
259
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,211
Yeah, I'll do that, too.
260
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,714
That's great news. Yes.
261
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,468
No, I can start Monday. I would
be stoked to start on...
262
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,720
Sorry, I don't say "stoked."
I don't say stuff like that.
263
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,097
I'm, like, I'm pretty cool.
You're gonna like me.
264
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,682
That was bad, too.
265
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,143
We need to attack
this problem head-on.
266
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,313
I want 100% commitment
and laser focus, right?
267
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,732
Great! I will see you Monday.
268
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,234
Beca out! (
MOUTHING)
269
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- Beca.
-
BECA: Yeah.
270
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,379
JESSE: Hey, ladies.
Wanna come to a party?
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00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,159
It's a tiki party. You guys
don't even have to wear shoes.
272
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,619
It's the best kind of party.
273
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,871
Here you go. Sure.
274
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,832
Hey, great job, Trebles.
You guys killed it.
275
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:54,917
Oh, thank you.
276
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,835
You like a cappella? Oh, yeah.
277
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,338
I've got my heart set
on being a Bella.
278
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,381
It's actually at the very
top of all my dream boards.
279
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,674
BENJI: Did I hear
mention of dreams?
280
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,302
Hi. Benjamin Applebaum
at your service. Hello.
281
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,764
I just have to say, you
are so spirited. I...
282
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,099
I just wanna put you in a
box and saw you in half.
283
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,684
JESSE: For magic.
284
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,437
As a part of a trick.
He does magic.
285
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,981
Right. It's only weird
if you don't embrace it.
286
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,566
Dude, explain yourself.
287
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,891
I'll be honest, I completely blacked out.
How'd I do, man?
288
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,612
Honestly? I've
seen you do worse.
289
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,780
Awesome.
290
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,954
STACIE: It's been months and
we're still getting hate mail?
291
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,121
Sucks!
292
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,957
"For your hairy situation"?
293
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,376
Oh.
294
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,379
CHLOE: Okay, we are
officially registered.
295
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,756
Update your passports,
ladies, because we are going
296
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:47,761
to the very sunny, very
beautiful, Copenhagen!
297
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,721
Yeah! Nice! Yes!
298
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,348
Oh.
299
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,225
Where is that?
300
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,977
I don't know. I failed Maps.
301
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,104
It looks like the competition
has been dominated
302
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,232
by that stupid German group
that took over our tour.
303
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,484
- You mean "stole" our tour.
-
AMY: Word.
304
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,361
We need to scout
those Deutsche-bags.
305
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,445
FLO: Yes.
306
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,239
But how good can they be?
307
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,950
Germany hasn't produced a good
singer since David Hasselhoff.
308
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,577
We're gonna crush them.
309
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,786
And when we do,
310
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,121
we can stick it to these chumps
311
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,331
who send us all this
hate mail, like,
312
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,458
"Sonia Sotomayor."
313
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,378
Judgy bitch.
314
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,588
The Bellas are back!
315
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,424
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
We're back.
316
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,676
Has anyone talked to Beca today?
317
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,760
JESSE: So?
318
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:29,886
Any first-day jitters?
319
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,680
No, no. You know, I'm just gonna
320
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,473
be moody and distant.
Artists love that.
321
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,558
I know I love that.
322
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,310
Here you go.
323
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,519
Okay.
324
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,439
Dude, why do I feel so guilty?
325
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,003
I've given a lot to
the Bellas, right?
326
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,442
It's, like, three
years of my life.
327
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:46,820
Yeah, Bec, you should not feel guilty
at all about taking your shot.
328
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,988
This is a big deal, right?
329
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,198
Yes, it's a very big deal. Okay.
330
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,701
Go. All right.
331
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,372
Nothing's gonna stop my girl!
332
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,749
I don't know him!
333
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,125
Becs in effects, y'all!
334
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,710
You can go!
335
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,837
(
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
336
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,766
Are you ready, or...
(
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
337
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,581
Okay, everybody, huddle up.
338
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,501
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Get up!
339
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,670
Come on! To the table, please!
To the table!
340
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,506
Last one at this table has to
help Frank watch Youtube videos
341
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,132
to find the next Justin Bieber.
342
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,842
Hey, so, I'm turning
25 next week,
343
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,928
if anybody wants to get
some drinks, celebrate.
344
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,138
Frank, buddy, less talk.
345
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,848
Thank you so much.
346
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,017
Okay, my people, check it out.
347
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,478
That...
348
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,774
This... Dax, the tech guy.
Did you call the tech guy?
349
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,192
Yeah, I talked to him.
350
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,445
Do you understand that everything
else in my life works?
351
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,863
Uh-huh.
352
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,657
So, I just need everything
here to work, too, okay?
353
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,826
Well, he said he was gonna call me back.
Oh, my God.
354
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,906
You want me to call him now?
355
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,871
(
WHISPERING) Don't do it now.
356
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,248
Okay.
357
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,791
There we go.
358
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,877
That is the Lion himself.
359
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,381
That is the legendary
Snoop D-O-Double-G
360
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,134
singing White Christmas at a
tree-lighting ceremony in Moscow.
361
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,261
And he was so moved
by the power of music
362
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,054
to unite the world or some shit,
363
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,515
that now he wants to drop his
own cool Christmas album.
364
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,809
And because I sleep
on a bed of Grammys,
365
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,353
he has decided to hire
me to produce it. Now...
366
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,439
But Snoop Dogg already
dropped a Christmas album.
367
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,566
If you had listened to
the album like I did,
368
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,778
stranded in the air with T.I.
on a golden hang glider,
369
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:55,198
then you would have known that none
of the songs were the classics.
370
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,160
I've had to listen to that album
on two separate occasions.
371
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,870
Hang glider with T.I.
372
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,497
and also a rocket ship
that Eminem has built.
373
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,458
It doesn't go anywhere,
374
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,460
but he's got dreams
for it, okay?
375
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,171
So I need you to
close your mouth.
376
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,173
Herein lies the
problem, everybody.
377
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,301
Last time I checked, there are
over a million Christmas albums
378
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,928
with the same 10
damn songs on them.
379
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,764
So, guys, I'm telling you, man,
380
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,016
I need all hands
on deck right now
381
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,186
to come up with ideas on how
to make this one stand out.
382
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,729
Okay? You got it?
383
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,898
Fire when ready. I
want to hear ideas.
384
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,691
Anything.
385
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,526
Anybody.
386
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,652
Anybody right now
would be great.
387
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,279
Anybody to talk... What
if we got those dogs...
388
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,822
Anybody but you.
389
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,909
What if we got those dogs that
bark Jingle Bells to back him up?
390
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,619
And let me, let me, let
me guess, let me guess.
391
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,914
You want those dogs to back him
up because he's "Snoop Dogg"?
392
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:44,998
Yeah!
393
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,958
That is a really great example
394
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,794
of a horrible idea.
395
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,630
Take a lap.
396
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,508
What? Take a lap.
397
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,009
But I'm wearing skinny jeans.
398
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,093
I don't care.
399
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,428
Go. Go.
400
00:18:58,513 --> 00:18:59,721
Let's go. I wanna see knees up.
401
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,890
Knees up, please.
402
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,906
Guys, I should give you
a little more time.
403
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,895
A minute. You got one minute.
60 seconds.
404
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,524
My time is like a toddler in a tiara, okay?
Precious and short.
405
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,485
I need really great ideas.
Snoop is coming!
406
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,619
(
DOORBELL RINGING)
407
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,668
Oh. Sorry, my boobs are all crazy.
I was just jumping.
408
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:33,046
(
STAMMERING) I just came from auditions.
You guys weren't there.
409
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,006
I was hoping for the
chance to sing for you.
410
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,884
No, can't help you. We're not
allowed to take anyone else new.
411
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,261
Oh, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait!
412
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,971
I'm a Junk!
413
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,472
What'd you say about your junk?
414
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,642
I'm Emily Junk.
415
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,686
I know, it's weird. It's
my mom's last name.
416
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,521
My dad's last name
is Hardon, so...
417
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,357
Um...
418
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,777
I'm a Legacy.
419
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,320
Junk. Junk.
420
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,114
My mom was a Bella.
421
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,366
Your mother is Katherine Junk?
422
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,450
Who?
423
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,161
Only the top bitch
of the 1981 Bellas.
424
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,455
She pioneered the
syncopated Booty shake.
425
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,958
And word is she has a
five-octave vocal range.
426
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,126
EMILY: Yep, still does.
427
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,212
You do not want to hear that woman
doing it with my dad. Whew.
428
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,172
What an odd thing to say.
429
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,257
True.
430
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,634
If a Legacy wants to audition,
we have to let her.
431
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,844
Okay, um...
432
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,890
Show us what you got.
433
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,642
Right now? Right here?
Right here, right now.
434
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,019
Yeah.
435
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:33,398
Okay, um, I'd like to perform an
original song that I've been working on.
436
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,859
I'm not quite finished
with it though,
437
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,819
so let's not be dicks about it.
438
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,614
Sorry, that was
crass, wasn't it?
439
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,407
Fat Amy, you have
a lovely vagina.
440
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,367
Thank you. Proceed.
441
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:50,999
(
SINGING) When tomorrow
comes I'll be on my own.
442
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:55,253
Feeling frightened of the
things that I don't know.
443
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:59,341
When tomorrow comes
When tomorrow comes.
444
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,511
When tomorrow comes.
445
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:07,098
And though the road is
long I look up to the sky.
446
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,767
Darkness all around...
447
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,186
No. That one, I'm not... I'm still
kind of tinkering with that verse.
448
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,521
So it's not... Nothing's
really completely set.
449
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,566
(
SINGING) I got all I need
when I got you and I.
450
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,861
'Cause I look around me
and see a sweet life
451
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,739
I'm stuck in the dark but
you're my flashlight.
452
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,368
You're getting me, getting
me through the night
453
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,869
(
IMITATES DRUMS AND GUITAR)
454
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:34,793
You are my flashlight.
455
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,631
Would you excuse us
for just one second?
456
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,466
(
CLEARS THROAT)
457
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,927
She's pretty good.
Can't we take her?
458
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,721
What do you expect us to say?
She's standing right there.
459
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,223
(
CHUCKLES)
460
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,642
She's definitely not a soloist.
No.
461
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,728
Technically, she came to us, so
really we're not breaking any rules.
462
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,271
Yeah, it's the perfect loophole.
463
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,983
You know, it's always good
to have an extra body.
464
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,527
Just in case one of us
gets kidnapped for ransom,
465
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,153
is thrown into a
shipping container,
466
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:05,198
and is made to eat only
leaves and gas receipts.
467
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,492
Mmm, I agree. We need new blood.
468
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,911
I don't think we should
decide anything without Beca.
469
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,288
(
SOFTLY) I keep a penny
under my tongue.
470
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,083
Did anyone else
think it was creepy
471
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,168
that she never really opened
her eyes the whole time?
472
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,087
Again, we're talking about her
473
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,971
- and she's standing right there.
-
FLO: Oh, yeah.
474
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,340
But if we're gonna
talk negatives,
475
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,134
let's start with
the giraffe legs.
476
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,678
Okay, let's take a vote on it.
477
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,322
Anyone who wants her
in, sing a G-sharp.
478
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,723
Anyone who doesn't,
sing an E-flat.
479
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,599
STACIE: Okay. One, two...
480
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,476
(
ALL VOCALIZING)
481
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,179
I like your shirt.
(
CLEARS THROAT)
482
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,363
Welcome to the Bellas!
483
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:48,533
O-M-a-ca-G! Whoo!
484
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,661
Oh. Stop, girl, stop.
Yeah, stop, stop it.
485
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,288
- Girl, stop.
-
EMILY: Sorry.
486
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,041
So, when does initiation start?
487
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,293
Tell you what, I'll go back to my
dorm and pretend to be surprised
488
00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,502
when you throw the
hood over my head
489
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,628
and make me solve a Rubik's Cube
490
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,297
while sucking vodka
from a maxi pad.
491
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,049
That's what my mom
said happened.
492
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,133
CHLOE: Mmm, no can do.
493
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,426
Well, look around.
494
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,971
We don't exactly have a
maxi pad to spare, so...
495
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,224
All right, grab your guts, ladies!
It's party time!
496
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,810
We've got tickets to Copenhagen
and a brand new Bella!
497
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,312
(
ALL CHEERING)
498
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,773
Let's go! All right.
499
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,611
- Should I.
-
CHLOE: Come on, girl!
500
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,154
I'm gonna just
leave my bag here.
501
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,490
STACIE: Let's go
get into treble!
502
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,325
Has this bush always been here?
503
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,493
LILLY: Oh! Watch this.
504
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,137
CYNTHIA: You know
there's a gate, right?
505
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,291
EMILY: Wow.
506
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,335
My first college party.
507
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:43,004
Yeah, well, this isn't
just any college party.
508
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,757
This is a cappella only! Yeah.
509
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,843
So, get prepared to meet a lot
of sexually confused men.
510
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,387
Bellas! Welcome,
welcome, welcome!
511
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:54,390
Jesse! Where is Beca? I thought she
was gonna be with you tonight.
512
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:55,475
I thought she was with you.
513
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,893
I thought she was with you.
514
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,731
Hey! Benji, right?
515
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,650
(
MUMBLING NONSENSICALLY)
516
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,446
Those aren't... Okay,
those aren't words.
517
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:12,909
I'm sorry?
518
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,203
The movies?
519
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,538
Are you asking me out?
520
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,040
Yes. Yeah?
521
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,251
(
CHUCKLING) Oh. That's so sweet.
522
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,811
It's just, my... It's my first day.
Um...
523
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,589
I wasn't really planning
on rushing in on anything.
524
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:32,595
(
COUGHING)
525
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,764
(
INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
526
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,064
Hey! Oh. Hey! You made it!
527
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,900
Yeah, I couldn't miss our
last Hood Night party.
528
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,360
Oh. So?
529
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,487
How was the internship?
530
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:51,990
Eye-opening. Yeah, they
do not mess around.
531
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,908
Hey, Chloe asked where you were.
532
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,535
Why didn't you tell her?
533
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,245
Oh. She's just...
534
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,414
She's locked into the
Worlds right now
535
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,707
and I'm looking for
the right time.
536
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:01,916
I'll tell her.
537
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:03,960
Bumper's back!
538
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,253
Whoo!
539
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,046
Campus security!
540
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:09,257
Bumper! Bumper!
541
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,259
Fat Amy's back!
542
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,887
'Cause I never left
'cause I'm still here.
543
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:17,599
Whoo! But I'm back, so it's a big
deal because I've arrived again!
544
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:21,477
You know, for someone who
left school years ago,
545
00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:23,146
you're harder to
shake than mono.
546
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:27,275
I've got some pretty big news.
547
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,359
What?
548
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:32,071
I have been hand-plucked to
be put on a waiting list
549
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:37,035
to be put on a very well-known
TV singing competition.
550
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,119
Really? Yep.
551
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,284
I know what you're thinking.
552
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,413
"Oh, Bumper."
553
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,999
"You shut your face
and kiss me, Bumper."
554
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,209
No.
555
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,419
"Bumper, please, just
shut your trap."
556
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,795
That is not how I talk.
557
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,006
You talk exactly like this.
Do not.
558
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,132
Yes, you do.
559
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,134
I don't.
560
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,345
So shut up. You shut up.
561
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,305
(
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
562
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:07,899
Hi!
563
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:08,983
Hi.
564
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,152
I am so excited
to meet the woman
565
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,613
who single-handedly
created the Bella sound.
566
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:14,822
We're sisters!
567
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,366
I can't believe we're sisters!
568
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:17,951
Oh! Yeah, hi! Hi!
569
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,494
Chloe texted me we
added a Legacy.
570
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,995
I didn't even know
that was a thing.
571
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,665
(
MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
572
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,067
Shh.
573
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,790
FLO: Remind me again why
we are at a car show.
574
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,459
We're here for one reason
and one reason only.
575
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:09,752
To scout the competition.
576
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,212
It's totally gonna
help us win the Worlds
577
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,588
if we know what
we're up against.
578
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,382
(
SIGHS) All right.
579
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,676
Now, where are those
tour thieves?
580
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,760
Stacie!
581
00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:19,804
Keep it in your pants, maybe.
582
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,389
Stacie! What?
583
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,559
CHLOE: What the...
584
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,312
This all should have been ours!
585
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,564
I hate these Germans.
586
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,984
FLO: Holy a-ca-mole!
587
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:36,321
Okay, the cars moved.
Nothing else happened yet.
588
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:39,949
But they're moving backwards.
With ghosts driving them.
589
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:46,414
We are Das Sound Machine.
590
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:51,919
A German collective, operating in
concert to create Sonic mastery.
591
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,840
What better way to appreciate
automotive perfection?
592
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,597
(
DAS SOUND MACHINE SINGING
ALTERNATIVE ROCK SONG)
593
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,361
(
BEATBOXING)
594
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,536
(
SINGING)
595
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,131
(
VOCALIZING)
596
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,967
(
SINGING)
597
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,568
(
SCATTING HOUSE MUSIC)
598
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,116
CYNTHIA: Man, they massive!
599
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,159
How are we gonna compete
with a group that size?
600
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,644
STACIE: They're so
freakin' in sync.
601
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:15,002
(
CONTINUES SINGING
ALTERNATIVE ROCK SONG)
602
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:28,933
(
SCATTING HOUSE MUSIC)
603
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,852
(
CONTINUES SINGING)
604
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:44,699
(
AUDIENCE CHEERING)
605
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,534
FLO: Do we clap?
606
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,618
Do we clap? Do we clap?
607
00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:48,703
Politely clap.
608
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,246
(
SPEAKING GERMAN)
609
00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:00,381
Barden Bellas. You
came here to see us?
610
00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:04,719
Is it because you are... What do
the American kids say, "Jelly"?
611
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:07,221
We are so not "jelly."
612
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,725
We should really thank you for
making this tour a reality,
613
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,102
you know, with your
bumbling ineptitude.
614
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,563
We should send them something.
Fruit basket?
615
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,856
Yum, yum.
616
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,400
Or would you prefer
mini-muffins?
617
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,819
Okay, we didn't come here to
start something with you guys.
618
00:30:21,904 --> 00:30:23,696
We just wanted to check you
out before the Worlds,
619
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,156
where we're gonna kick your ass.
620
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,116
What? That's right.
621
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,076
You?
622
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:31,329
You are the kicker of ass?
623
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,331
(
SCOFFS) Yeah.
624
00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:35,333
You are so tiny.
625
00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:36,626
Like an elf.
626
00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,295
Or is it a fairy? Sprite?
627
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:40,505
(
SPEAKING GERMAN)
628
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:41,964
"Troll."
629
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:44,133
KOMMISSAR: That's it.
You are like a troll.
630
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:45,801
You
631
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,638
are physically flawless.
632
00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:49,722
Thank you.
633
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,974
But it doesn't mean I like you.
634
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,686
CHLOE: We are not scared
about the Worlds,
635
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:58,439
because when the Bellas hit the
stage, we are gonna blow minds.
636
00:30:58,524 --> 00:30:59,524
PIETER: With what?
637
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:02,318
More of Flabby
Abby's baby chute?
638
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,569
That's not my name.
639
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:04,779
PIETER: I don't know your name.
640
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:05,863
Could be anything.
641
00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:09,700
Obese Denise, Inflexible
Tina, Lazy Susan.
642
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,206
Mein name ist Fat Amy, und I
eat krauts like you for lunch.
643
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:19,377
Your team is like a... How do you say that?
A heated mess.
644
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:22,547
You know, a mess where
heat is applied to it,
645
00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:26,384
so what once was a little
messy is now even messier.
646
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,136
Darlings, please take my advice.
647
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,055
Don't try to beat us.
648
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,390
You can't.
649
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,766
We're the best.
650
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,310
And now I really must
go rest my neck.
651
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,938
It is sore from
looking down on you.
652
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,022
BECA: Okay,
653
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:43,067
just because you're making
me very sexually confused,
654
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,152
does not mean that you
are intimidating.
655
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,988
We have nothing to lose.
656
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:49,073
We have literally nothing! Okay.
657
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,075
A-ca wiedersehen, bitches!
658
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,744
Oh, what is happening? I
am using my hands so much.
659
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,746
CHLOE: All right,
ladies, focus up.
660
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,748
We need to beat those
German dummkopfs.
661
00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,250
-
AMY: Yes!
-
CYNTHIA: Yeah.
662
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:01,377
Okay, we're gonna beat
DSM at their own game.
663
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,045
Do what they do, just better.
664
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,047
And we're about to do a
full skills assessment
665
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:07,091
to blow out our
choreography to match.
666
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,595
But the important thing is
that we have fun, right?
667
00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:13,598
Uh, Legacy, don't take
this the wrong way,
668
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,474
but you're the dumbest
person alive.
669
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,435
(
MUSIC PLAYING)
670
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,613
And you're a cat! (
GROWLS)
671
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,115
CHLOE: And one...
672
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,284
Okay, Lilly, that's
really scaring me.
673
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,707
BECA: That just looks weird.
674
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,542
People are not birds.
675
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:43,961
(
GIRLS EXCLAIM)
676
00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:47,006
CHLOE: Cartwheel. And roll!
Amy, that wasn't a roll.
677
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,057
Again.
678
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:12,531
Is it weird that we never got
around to singing today?
679
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,242
Uh, well, it's kind of
hard to start singing
680
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,161
without arrangements,
and that's on me.
681
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,621
So thank you for reminding me.
682
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,289
Yeah, Bec, we're
gonna need that ASAP
683
00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:21,916
so we can start nailing
down our choreography.
684
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,668
Right on top of that, Chlo.
Awes!
685
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:24,752
Yeah, awes.
686
00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:26,837
So I just wanted to let you know
687
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,255
that I've been
working really hard
688
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,800
on, you know, calming my nerves
and keeping my eyes open.
689
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:33,344
I was wondering if you could
give me some pointers, maybe.
690
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,387
And, you know, with
the singing...
691
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,722
I don't know exactly where you're
gonna put me in the songs, but I...
692
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,642
I don't mean to be rude. I just
have somewhere that I need to be.
693
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:40,851
Um...
694
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,019
You did great today.
695
00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:43,104
Thanks.
696
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:47,149
(
CHORUS LINE SINGING)
697
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,322
(
SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)
698
00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,754
Wait, hold up. Just
hold up for a second.
699
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,214
"Wait, hold up"?
700
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,702
Man, I sound awesome right now.
What are you talking about?
701
00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:15,094
Nah! It's not you,
it's a tech thing.
702
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,470
So just you go ahead
and take five.
703
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,472
It better be a tech thing,
704
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,268
'cause the way I sound in my
eardrums, this is immaculate, man.
705
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:28,858
This song, there's nothing,
nothing special about it yet.
706
00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:30,526
Do you know what I mean?
707
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:32,194
Any ideas? Because I...
708
00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:33,446
All right, um, hear me out.
709
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,530
Please, Dax. Please...
710
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:37,867
We could remove the sleigh bells
711
00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:40,494
and put in kalimba.
712
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,664
You know, the finger thing.
713
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:47,460
I know what a kalimba does. I
know how it's operated, okay?
714
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,462
DAX: Kalimba...
Don't say it again.
715
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:52,256
Go in the corner. Go eat
your lunch in the corner.
716
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,425
But what am I gonna
do with my sriracha?
717
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,093
Say one more hipster thing,
718
00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:58,554
and I'm gonna shove you in
your vintage bassoon case.
719
00:34:58,638 --> 00:34:59,638
Okay?
720
00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:02,808
Turn.
721
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,811
Aim higher, people. Okay?
722
00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,731
And be very careful what
you pitch to me next.
723
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,692
Um, just have him sing
it again, the same way.
724
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:13,694
Who are you?
725
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,323
Nobody. Literally nobody.
I just had a thought.
726
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,533
No, okay, okay.
727
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,035
Sure.
728
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:22,620
Nobody else has an idea.
729
00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:27,792
Let's, uh, do it
exactly the same way.
730
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,210
Again.
731
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:31,212
Will do, nephew.
732
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:35,132
(
CHORUS LINE SINGING)
733
00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:43,224
(
SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)
734
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,064
(
SAMPLING BEATS)
735
00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:58,697
(
SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)
736
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,284
Or it can be something different.
It can...
737
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,618
Okay. (
SHUSHING)
738
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:45,953
That was amazing, Snoop.
739
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,663
Thank you so very much.
740
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:49,123
You can take a small break, man.
741
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,667
Everything, perfection.
Perfection.
742
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,794
Groovy like a drive-in movie.
743
00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,714
You can sing.
744
00:36:57,799 --> 00:37:01,969
Um, yeah, I'm a three-time collegiate
a cappella champion, so...
745
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,722
We're both huge successes
in our fields.
746
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:05,848
Yeah.
747
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,474
Yeah, let's say that.
748
00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,143
Uh, what do you do here?
749
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,897
I just get coffee and
burritos and stuff.
750
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,482
I wanna produce music.
751
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,401
Dax? Can you do me a favor?
752
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:20,029
Turn around right now,
and watch this exchange.
753
00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:22,990
That's "value added." Okay?
754
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,450
If you have any
demos you'd like me
755
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:25,826
to listen to, I'll
make the time.
756
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:27,912
Oh, seriously?
757
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:29,371
Mmm-hmm. Seriously, yeah. Oh!
758
00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,081
Dax, did you see
what happened there?
759
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,292
Uh-huh. She did something
that was helpful.
760
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:36,587
And now I'm going to reward her
by listening to her demos.
761
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:37,796
Turn back around.
762
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,798
Now! Turn around, please.
763
00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:44,595
So, Snoop, uh, buddy,
we've got an idea.
764
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:45,721
SNOOP: Me, too.
765
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,973
Water skis, but for dry land.
766
00:37:48,058 --> 00:37:49,475
Real playa. You know
what I'm talking about?
767
00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:50,643
Brilliant.
768
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,519
(
CHUCKLES) Fo shizzle, dizzle.
769
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:53,604
I'll write that down.
770
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:54,855
Yeah, please.
771
00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:19,296
What am I looking at?
772
00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:20,547
(
LAUGHING) We're
pillow fighting!
773
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:21,632
Aah!
774
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,885
You know this sets women
back, like, 30 years?
775
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,595
We're just relieving
some stress.
776
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,180
This was on the porch.
777
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,556
Ooh.
778
00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:32,393
What is that? Looks fancy.
779
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,020
(
MEN VOCALIZING)
780
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:36,981
(
VOCALIZING STOPS)
781
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:38,842
(
MEN VOCALIZING)
(
VOCALIZING STOPS)
782
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,526
(
MEN VOCALIZING)
783
00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:43,404
Looks like we've been invited to
sing at some kind of a party.
784
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:44,530
We're going to sing?
785
00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:45,781
Finally!
786
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,992
Well, there's just an
address and a password.
787
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,868
How sexy and mysterious. Yeah.
788
00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:53,455
Like how all my teeth
are from other people.
789
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,667
Ow!
790
00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:04,008
CHLOE: Anyone else scared?
791
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:06,844
FLO: Not really. I already
lived longer than I expected.
792
00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:11,974
HOST: Password.
793
00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:15,936
Fart noise.
794
00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,772
HOST: Did you not see
the parentheses?
795
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,735
(
MAKING FART NOISE)
796
00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:30,159
Bellas! I'm so glad you all came.
Come on in.
797
00:39:31,745 --> 00:39:33,704
Standing in front
of you, ladies,
798
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:38,709
happens to be the world's
biggest a cappella fan.
799
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:39,918
We found you!
800
00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:41,086
Hello. Here I am.
801
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:42,671
What can we do for you?
802
00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:45,382
So, last week when I was having
a tinkle, it occurred to me...
803
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:46,884
Do not, do not!
804
00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:48,761
Sorry.
805
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:50,012
That was rude.
806
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,182
You do not come to a gentleman's
house and touch his goose.
807
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,310
So are we early, or...
808
00:39:56,478 --> 00:40:00,439
Actually, you're pretty late.
Come on, let's go!
809
00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:05,986
This is the big time.
810
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,155
(
MUSIC PLAYING)
(
SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
811
00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:18,499
(
CHLOE GASPS)
812
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:21,001
Das Sound Machine, two o'clock.
813
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:23,837
Tiny Mouse! We meet again.
814
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,839
Another verbal beatdown.
815
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:27,633
Highlight of my day.
816
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:31,637
So, have you abandoned your foolish
plans to face us at the Worlds?
817
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:35,974
You wish, you gorgeous specimen.
818
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:38,435
She's really in my head.
819
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,686
KOMMISSAR: Very well.
820
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:42,022
I'll be happy to send you there.
821
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:43,524
I'll mail you.
822
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:45,859
Large envelope costs nothing.
823
00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:47,861
PIETER: Well, it will
cost more than nothing.
824
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:52,407
But still cheaper than shipping, like,
a horse, or perhaps an adult moose.
825
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,201
Did you ever think
maybe you're too big?
826
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,078
- It would cost a fortune to mail you.
-
CHLOE: Easy.
827
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,496
You're enormous!
828
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,580
CHLOE: Okay.
829
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,916
I think we should change her
name to "Feisty Mouse."
830
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Yeah.
831
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,503
BECA: Just need to find, like,
a taller pair of shoes.
832
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:05,587
Wasn't a big deal. Hey!
833
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,923
Hey! What are you doing here?
What is going on? (
GONG RINGING)
834
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:09,758
HOST: Welcome! I
guess I gotta go.
835
00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,385
No. Why? I don't know.
836
00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:15,556
Welcome to the first
ever showdown
837
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:22,563
of the National A Cappella
Laser Ninja Dragon League!
838
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:23,897
(
ALL CHEERING)
839
00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:27,901
Can you dig it?
840
00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:34,408
Okay, let's meet our teams.
841
00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:37,244
First we have The Treblemakers!
842
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,871
Yeah!
843
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,375
Okay. We have the Barden Bellas.
844
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,127
(
CROWD CHEERING)
845
00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:48,255
We have the Tone Hangers!
846
00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,340
(
SINGING) Sorbet Sorbet.
847
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,176
Sorbet Sorbet.
848
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:56,054
And a cherry on top.
849
00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:59,600
And taking a break from
their national tour,
850
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,518
Das Sound Machine!
851
00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:02,686
- DSM!
-
ALL: Ja!
852
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:03,812
DSM! Ja!
853
00:42:03,897 --> 00:42:05,272
DSM! Ja!
854
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:09,902
And the pride of Wisconsin,
the Green Bay Packers!
855
00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,114
Let's go! Here we go, baby!
856
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:16,575
Let's go! What?
857
00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,952
I'd like to be the brisket
in that man-sandwich.
858
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,787
Well, here's how
this is gonna work.
859
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:24,082
When I point to you,
you sing a song
860
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,500
from one of the
categories that's gonna
861
00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:26,865
appear up there
on the big board.
862
00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:28,545
There's only one rule.
863
00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:31,298
You have to meet the beat.
Here, come here.
864
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,091
(
CLEARS THROAT)
865
00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:34,176
(
BEATBOXING)
866
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:41,808
But you have to do it
"Follow the Leader" style.
867
00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:46,271
(
BEATBOXING)
868
00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:03,538
(
MIMICS EXPLOSION)
869
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,916
(
ALL CHEERING) Oh, boy!
870
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,501
Oh, goodness.
871
00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:09,127
That was fun.
872
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:14,841
Now, if you can't carry the
tune, the whole team's out.
873
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:18,303
As in, you gone! And then...
874
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:21,181
Cornelius, this is too heavy.
I told you before.
875
00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,517
Because I hurt my arm
saluting the flag.
876
00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:25,852
Okay, sorry.
877
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:29,481
Now, the winners will get
878
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,693
epic bragging rights!
879
00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:34,820
What? That's it?
880
00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:36,784
HOST: Oh. And I'm sorry.
Did I not mention this?
881
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:40,575
A $42,000 gift card to Dave and Buster's!
(
ALL CHEERING)
882
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,869
BUMPER: I was going there anyway.
I was going there anyway.
883
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,289
I know Clay Matthews wants it.
884
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,583
Okay. All right, let's
get this thing started.
885
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:50,627
Let's take a look at
the first category.
886
00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:53,005
Ooh. Songs about butts.
887
00:43:53,423 --> 00:43:54,423
Okay.
888
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,764
Anything on the radio,
basically, right? Right.
889
00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,468
HOST: Think about what
you're gonna sing.
890
00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:01,847
Let's start with
Das Sound Machine!
891
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:03,098
(
BEATBOXING)
892
00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,732
(
SINGING R&B SONG)
893
00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,080
(
SINGING FUNK SONG)
894
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,014
(
SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
895
00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:59,738
(
SINGING R&B SONG)
896
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:10,624
(
SCATTING)
897
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:24,012
(
SINGING DIRTY RAP SONG)
898
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:31,561
(
SINGING) Girl, I
love that butt.
899
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,563
But the butt's not what
matters You know what does?
900
00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:35,565
Courtship and chivalry I'll
take you to a nice hot meal.
901
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,150
And I'll tip the waiter.
902
00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:39,152
HOST: Oh, my God, stop! Stop!
903
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,987
What was that, yo? (
ALL BOOING)
904
00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:43,782
Not how we play the game.
905
00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:50,372
You think you're a better
lyricist than Sir Mix-a-Lot,
906
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:52,332
a man who was knighted by Queen?
907
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,418
You know the band Queen? Yes.
908
00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:56,628
No, sir, I do not. I just...
I couldn't help it.
909
00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:58,713
I caught a glimpse of an angel.
910
00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,173
I got inspired.
911
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,758
Well, you're going to hell.
912
00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:04,469
Because, Treblemakers, you gone!
913
00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:06,721
(
ALL CHEERING) You gone!
914
00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,223
Bye-bye. (
MOUTHING) Sorry.
915
00:46:08,391 --> 00:46:10,016
Sorry. I'm sorry.
916
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,393
HOST: Four left.
917
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,062
Let's take a look at
the next category!
918
00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:17,065
Oh. Country love!
919
00:46:17,150 --> 00:46:18,191
Oh! Oh, oh! I am all about this!
920
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,318
Nobody in this room has loved
more tender than I have.
921
00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:21,403
Please pick us.
922
00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:22,571
Let me have it.
923
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:25,240
- Let us have it. Let the world have it.
-
DONNY BARCLAY: Yeah!
924
00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:26,575
I would give it to him.
925
00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:28,702
All right, then. Well, why
don't we start with you?
926
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,412
Tone Hangers, you're up.
You're up.
927
00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:31,496
CLAY MATTHEWS: What?
928
00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:33,874
All right, I got this. I got this.
I got this.
929
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,625
This is my jam!
930
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,002
How about them Cowboys?
931
00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:39,880
(
SINGING COUNTRY SONG)
932
00:46:54,187 --> 00:46:56,563
(
SINGING COUNTRY POP SONG)
933
00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:19,586
Come on, man.
934
00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:21,129
I got nothing. Come on!
935
00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,672
God damn it! I got
nothing, guys!
936
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,090
DONNY BARCLAY: What?
937
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,300
(
ALL BOOING)
938
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,741
- I'm sorry.
-
DONNY BARCLAY: You blew it.
939
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,555
Man, you are such a
dis-a-ca-pointment.
940
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,601
Reginald Wilson
Moncrieff Matthews IV,
941
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:37,270
what on God's green
one are you doing?
942
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:42,108
I had my mind on those
42 G's at D and B's.
943
00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:44,861
I'm afraid you've kissed
that goodbye. No!
944
00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:46,696
- Green Bay Packers...
-
GREEN BAY PACKERS: No, no, no!
945
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,224
- You gone!
-
GREEN BAY PACKERS: No!
946
00:47:48,491 --> 00:47:49,491
(
ALL CHEERING)
947
00:47:50,243 --> 00:47:52,452
Let's see what the
next category is!
948
00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:54,454
Oh.
949
00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,164
Yes! Oh!
950
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:59,292
Oh, I was his
personal assistant!
951
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,544
- Unfair!
-
WOMAN: Come on.
952
00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:01,962
Yes, yep. We got this.
953
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,421
Yeah, we got this. Get in there.
954
00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:05,870
Okay, then why don't we start
with you, Das Sound Machine?
955
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:08,426
(
MAN BEATBOXING)
956
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,055
(
SCATTING)
957
00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:23,650
(
SINGING POP SONG)
958
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:28,863
(
SINGING BUBBLEGUM POP SONG)
959
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:48,800
(
SINGING FUNK SONG)
960
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,526
Is that John Mayer?
961
00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:08,695
- (
ALL BOOING)
-
BUMPER: That doesn't deserve a "boo."
962
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:10,614
I killed that!
963
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,866
Explain for everyone,
964
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:15,118
because it sounds
like you're implying
965
00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:19,205
that John Mayer and Tina
Turner are having...
966
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,290
Oh, yeah.
967
00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:22,375
Get them out! Get them out!
968
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,002
I don't know if I believe him.
969
00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:25,253
(
STAMMERING) I'm
telling the truth!
970
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:26,671
HOST: Tone Hangers,
971
00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:28,715
you gone!
972
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,384
Two! We have our final two!
973
00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:33,678
Now we have a showdown!
974
00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,221
All right, come on in.
975
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,849
Let's do this face-off style.
Okay.
976
00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:40,894
Let's take a look, see what
your final category is.
977
00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:42,812
(
ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
978
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:44,898
'90s hip-hop jams!
979
00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:47,567
Okay, y'all, take a
second to think about it.
980
00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,152
Time's up! Go!
981
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,528
(
BEATBOXING)
982
00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,573
(
SINGING HIP-HOP SOUL SONG)
983
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:09,923
(
SINGING R&B SONG)
984
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,099
(
SINGING HIP-HOP SOUL SONG)
985
00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:29,317
(
SINGING ALTERNATIVE
HIP-HOP SONG)
986
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,743
(
SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
987
00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:47,752
I got all I need when
I got you and I.
988
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,296
'Cause I look around me
and see a sweet life
989
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:52,799
I'm stuck in the dark but
you're my flashlight.
990
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:53,883
CHLOE: What?
991
00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,469
You're getting me, getting
me through the night
992
00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:00,598
I'm sorry.
993
00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:05,270
What '90s hip-hop
jam is that again?
994
00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:06,438
Um...
995
00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:10,984
More like a 21 st century jam.
996
00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:13,486
That's it. Yeah. I wrote it.
997
00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:19,826
Just stay calm.
998
00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,247
You're saying it's an original?
999
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:27,041
Yes, I'm saying
it's an original.
1000
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,377
Boo! (
ALL BOOING)
1001
00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:31,588
BUMPER: Go home, little girl!
1002
00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:34,632
Our jam is covers!
1003
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,259
We spit on originals!
1004
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,595
What is your name?
1005
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:39,929
Emily.
1006
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,097
Emily.
1007
00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:43,767
I hate you.
1008
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:49,814
In light of this embarrassing
1009
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,942
and unprofessional information,
1010
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:56,112
I am forced to declare...
1011
00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:57,197
I'm sorry, guys.
1012
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,909
- Das Sound Machine is the winner!
-
DAS SOUND MACHINE: Yeah!
1013
00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:03,328
Whoo!
1014
00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:05,288
Yeah! Yeah!
1015
00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:06,748
Oh.
1016
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,543
(
SINGING DANCE-POP SONG)
1017
00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:20,762
Hey, did you really write that?
1018
00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,722
You shouldn't have
done that, Emily.
1019
00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:24,849
Now DSM thinks that they
have the drop on us.
1020
00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:26,142
I'm sorry. I panicked.
1021
00:52:26,227 --> 00:52:28,603
I understand if you want me to
crawl under a rock and die.
1022
00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:29,813
Hey, we don't want...
1023
00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:31,022
Hey, we don't want that.
1024
00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,690
JESSE: Hey, Becs,
1025
00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:34,415
let's go meet the Green Bay Packers.
Okay.
1026
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:45,703
Whew.
1027
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,332
Boo! (
LAUGHING)
1028
00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:53,545
I'm just kidding. Would you
like to have sex later?
1029
00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:54,712
No!
1030
00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:57,590
So that's a "no," then?
1031
00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:59,275
Because with the wink,
and that's what...
1032
00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:00,802
It's 100% no!
1033
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:20,613
I want it! Give me!
1034
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:31,624
Dax. I swear, if this kid
was not my nephew...
1035
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,209
Hey, I know you're crazy busy,
1036
00:53:33,294 --> 00:53:35,837
but have you had a chance
to check out those demos?
1037
00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:38,840
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did.
1038
00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,511
This dead air between
us is a good sign.
1039
00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:45,471
(
SIGHS) Look,
1040
00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:47,015
you got a great ear,
1041
00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:48,308
you proved that in the booth,
1042
00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:50,351
and I was super excited
to hear what else you had
1043
00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:53,646
and what you gave me
was more mash-ups.
1044
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,690
That's sort of what I do.
1045
00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:58,151
Listen, Reggie. Is it "Reggie"?
1046
00:53:58,319 --> 00:53:59,944
"Beca."
1047
00:54:00,112 --> 00:54:02,322
Um, that happens a lot, though.
You'd be surprised.
1048
00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:03,406
Okay.
1049
00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:04,866
Here's the thing.
1050
00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:07,744
Um, any kid with ears and
a laptop can do that.
1051
00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:09,370
Dax can do that.
1052
00:54:09,538 --> 00:54:10,580
All right? Right.
1053
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,166
So that's fine if
you want a career
1054
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,834
deejaying raves out
in the desert.
1055
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:18,046
But if you want to write "music
producer" on your tax forms someday,
1056
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:20,131
then you've gotta have an original voice.
Do you understand?
1057
00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:22,300
You've gotta show
me what you have.
1058
00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:25,094
Right now, what I have is a
demo with mash-ups on it.
1059
00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:26,220
Yeah, yeah.
1060
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,681
I got lots of stuff to say.
I'm just saving it all up.
1061
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:29,807
Look...
1062
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,101
Uh...
1063
00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,062
What is it? "Beca"? Beca.
1064
00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,146
Okay, yeah.
1065
00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:37,690
So, you're an intern,
1066
00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,692
and everybody else in
here is an intern.
1067
00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:42,904
You're talented, everybody
else in here is talented.
1068
00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:46,366
So what the hell makes you special?
Do you know what I mean?
1069
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:47,909
That's good.
1070
00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:51,788
So what I'm gonna do is I'm
gonna give you one more shot
1071
00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:56,084
to show me who you are as an artist.
Okay?
1072
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:57,543
Do not waste it.
1073
00:54:57,878 --> 00:54:59,879
No, sir, will not waste it.
(
CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1074
00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:02,131
I really hope you
don't, for your sake.
1075
00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:03,383
'Cause I would hate to think
1076
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,867
that singing covers in an a
cappella group is all you can do.
1077
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:09,889
Please replace the paper towels.
1078
00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:15,144
(
PIANO NOTE PLAYING)
1079
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,740
JESSE: (
ON RECORDING) Hey, it's Jesse.
Text me.
1080
00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,868
Hey, it's me. Um...
1081
00:55:32,705 --> 00:55:34,789
Hey, so you might not be
able to hear this message,
1082
00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:38,001
because, it turns out,
I have nothing to say.
1083
00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:40,086
Um...
1084
00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:43,172
That's music industry
speak for "I suck."
1085
00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:46,592
You're definitely
asleep right now.
1086
00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:48,845
That's cool.
1087
00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:51,055
Text me when you're up.
1088
00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:52,223
Hey.
1089
00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:54,559
What?
1090
00:55:54,727 --> 00:55:56,144
A girl can't say
she's going to grab
1091
00:55:56,228 --> 00:55:58,271
a smoothie and return
14 hours later?
1092
00:55:58,439 --> 00:56:00,148
There's nothing
suspicious about that.
1093
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,526
Why are you up so late anyways?
1094
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:06,696
Um, I was just figuring
some stuff out.
1095
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,364
You're working on the set?
1096
00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:10,783
Um...
1097
00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:13,494
I'm not working on the set.
I'm just, like...
1098
00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:14,579
What?
1099
00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:18,207
Nothing. Doesn't matter.
1100
00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:20,001
(
PIANO NOTE PLAYING)
1101
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,549
If you did wanna share
something with me,
1102
00:56:26,842 --> 00:56:28,176
your best friend,
1103
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,428
I'm a great keeper of secrets.
1104
00:56:30,596 --> 00:56:32,430
I'm like a safe that locks,
1105
00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,307
with a key,
1106
00:56:34,475 --> 00:56:37,518
and the key is stashed up my bum.
Because...
1107
00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:39,854
It's fine. Forget it.
It's all good.
1108
00:56:40,022 --> 00:56:43,107
So this has nothing to do with that
internship that you sneak off to?
1109
00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:44,525
What?
1110
00:56:45,194 --> 00:56:46,444
Um... Come on, Beca.
1111
00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:48,529
You know how we do
that thing every month
1112
00:56:48,614 --> 00:56:51,783
where I take $20 out of your purse
and you pretend not to notice?
1113
00:56:52,034 --> 00:56:54,327
I saw your ID badge in your bag.
1114
00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:56,037
Don't be mad.
1115
00:56:56,205 --> 00:56:57,955
(
STAMMERING) I'm
not mad, actually.
1116
00:56:58,290 --> 00:56:59,540
About the badge.
1117
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,876
The money, I wanna come back to.
1118
00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:03,002
Shh.
1119
00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:05,630
Let's just focus on your lie.
1120
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:07,173
Beca,
1121
00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:09,008
why didn't you tell us?
1122
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,511
Or at least Chloe.
1123
00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:14,639
I don't know. Just...
'Cause it's just easier.
1124
00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:17,475
There's, like, so much going on,
and Chloe would lose her mind
1125
00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:20,853
if she thought my sole focus
wasn't winning Worlds.
1126
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,897
Sorry, it's just now
I'm freaking out,
1127
00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,233
because it turns out,
like, I'm totally
1128
00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:27,193
not good enough to
be a music producer.
1129
00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:30,613
Which is cool and fun to know
as I enter the rest of my life.
1130
00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:33,449
Okay, I'm just gonna
stop you right there.
1131
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,910
You're the most talented
person that I know,
1132
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:37,995
and I've met three
of The Wiggles.
1133
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:39,705
Intimately.
1134
00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,124
Oh.
1135
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,960
Beca, do you know how
awesome you are?
1136
00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:45,920
You're Beca effing Mitchell.
1137
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:47,213
Okay?
1138
00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:48,673
You're "The Big B.M."
1139
00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:49,966
That's you.
1140
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:51,259
And you're awesome!
1141
00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:55,304
Do you need some
of my confidence?
1142
00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,306
'Cause I could maybe
tone mine down a notch.
1143
00:57:57,724 --> 00:57:59,475
Yeah, okay.
1144
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,561
Then let me rub some out.
1145
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,312
Oh, okay.
1146
00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:05,481
Wait. Think you need a bit more.
1147
00:58:05,566 --> 00:58:06,649
It comes from there?
1148
00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:09,277
Okay. Thank you. You
just need that.
1149
00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:11,195
I'm gonna get you
the good stuff now.
1150
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,488
No, I don't want
butt confidence.
1151
00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:14,157
I don't want your
butt confidence!
1152
00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:15,366
No! I have enough!
1153
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:17,243
(
SCREAMING) I have enough!
I have enough!
1154
00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,377
(
MUMBLING)
1155
00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:29,686
(
IN SQUEAKY VOICE) I
believe in you, Beca.
1156
00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:40,641
(
MUSIC PLAYING)
1157
00:58:46,815 --> 00:58:48,441
Come on.
1158
00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:53,362
Whoa. Candles, cloth napkins,
1159
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:56,616
foods other than salsa. Yep.
1160
00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:59,869
This is a little classier
than our typical hook-ups.
1161
00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,579
Is it? Huh.
1162
00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:03,873
I have a patisserie,
1163
00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:06,751
some charcuterie,
1164
00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:10,755
and a huge bowl
of exotic capers.
1165
00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:13,925
I didn't know what those were,
but they're like salty peas.
1166
00:59:17,512 --> 00:59:18,888
So,
1167
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:21,515
I don't know if you've
seen the news lately,
1168
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:23,226
but there's a war.
1169
00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:26,562
And also, the economy
1170
00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:31,400
is dipping and
ebbing and flowing.
1171
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:33,694
Bumper, what's going on?
1172
00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:35,571
Now you're kind of
creeping me out.
1173
00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:38,074
Okay, I guess I'll just
lay it all out there.
1174
00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:41,369
The reason that I brought
you here tonight
1175
00:59:41,536 --> 00:59:43,621
was because I was thinking that
1176
00:59:43,789 --> 00:59:46,332
maybe, perhaps,
1177
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:48,209
if you're interested...
1178
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,836
This is harder than I
thought it was gonna be.
1179
00:59:52,881 --> 00:59:54,382
I wanna date you.
1180
00:59:54,549 --> 00:59:56,092
That's what I want.
1181
00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:59,262
Like for real. Like
a real couple.
1182
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:00,596
(
BOTH LAUGHING)
1183
01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:03,975
Where we, like, go out
in public and hold hands
1184
01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:05,226
and ride bikes together.
1185
01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:08,688
Or we, like, go to an
orchard and pick apples.
1186
01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,606
Or we, like, do one
of those, like,
1187
01:00:10,691 --> 01:00:12,233
Build-A-Bear Workshops together,
1188
01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:13,567
and we build bears,
1189
01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:15,987
and you name one "Bumper" and
I'll name one "Fat Amy,"
1190
01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:18,906
and yours will be bigger
than mine and it'll be cute,
1191
01:00:18,991 --> 01:00:22,076
and we can put them on
our bed that we share.
1192
01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:25,454
What do you say?
1193
01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:30,251
No.
1194
01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:32,586
I don't...
1195
01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:35,214
I don't do that.
1196
01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:37,508
Yeah, that's cool.
1197
01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:38,968
It was a... Cool.
1198
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,303
It was a stupid idea anyways.
Yeah.
1199
01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:43,306
Obviously, we shouldn't do that.
We should just
1200
01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:46,517
go back to how things used to be
1201
01:00:47,728 --> 01:00:50,354
and just go at it on top of all
this expensive food that I bought.
1202
01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:51,564
Are you crying?
1203
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:55,568
Nope.
1204
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:56,736
No, I'm not.
1205
01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:57,820
Bumper!
1206
01:00:57,988 --> 01:01:00,156
Come on, you can't be serious.
1207
01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:03,034
I can't be tied
down by anything.
1208
01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:04,285
I'm on a walkabout.
1209
01:01:04,369 --> 01:01:07,288
I'm a free-range pony
that can't be tamed.
1210
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,704
(
MIMICKING HORSE TROTTING)
1211
01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:09,832
(
MIMICS NEIGHING)
1212
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,167
You know.
1213
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:13,210
Okay. I'm like a firework.
1214
01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:14,795
(
MIMICS EXPLOSIONS)
1215
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,505
I can't be tied down. Okay.
1216
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:18,841
Then that's it. Then I
guess that's it, right?
1217
01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:21,719
Because I'm not gonna
keep going on like this.
1218
01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:23,262
Well... Fine.
1219
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,973
Fine, if that's how you feel,
then I think we're done.
1220
01:01:26,058 --> 01:01:27,141
I think it's over.
1221
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,018
That's it? That's it, then.
1222
01:01:32,105 --> 01:01:33,647
So it's over, then.
1223
01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:34,899
Fine. Then it's over.
1224
01:01:35,067 --> 01:01:36,233
Fine, then.
1225
01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:43,991
BUMPER: No!
1226
01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:46,285
Too late. You're too late!
1227
01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:47,912
I figured when we
didn't do the serenade,
1228
01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:49,455
the back-up plan should
be to play her off.
1229
01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:50,699
BUMPER: Turn around. Go back.
1230
01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:52,416
I don't wanna hear another peep!
1231
01:01:53,293 --> 01:01:54,752
(
SINGING) Trebles for life.
1232
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,337
BUMPER: Benji! I'm sorry.
1233
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,593
EMILY: Hey, guys, it's
my first performance.
1234
01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:05,596
CHLOE: Calm down. It's just a chance
for us to rehearse for Worlds.
1235
01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:08,307
As far as I can tell, it's just
for a bunch of old people.
1236
01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:09,683
(
VOCALIZING)
1237
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,645
(
BEATBOXING IN GRUFF VOICE)
1238
01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:20,361
There's a full house out there.
1239
01:02:20,529 --> 01:02:22,071
How did we get this gig again?
1240
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:23,531
They called us.
1241
01:02:23,698 --> 01:02:24,698
You know what, guys?
1242
01:02:24,866 --> 01:02:26,075
I know we're trying
a lot of new stuff,
1243
01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:27,535
but I feel like we're
gonna get out there
1244
01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:28,869
and we're gonna feel the energy
1245
01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:30,579
and we are just gonna
nail all of it!
1246
01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:32,081
Sorry, these braids
are so tight.
1247
01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:34,083
You know what? I don't know.
I don't know.
1248
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,626
I have many, many doubts,
1249
01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:38,003
because if we fail this, then
we won't win the Worlds,
1250
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,797
and if we don't win the Worlds,
there will be no more Bellas,
1251
01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:40,881
and without the Bellas,
1252
01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,843
then my life would
have had no...
1253
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,388
"Malaria."
1254
01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:50,307
"Meaning," Flo.
1255
01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:52,476
Three, two...
1256
01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:55,187
Hey, everybody. Welcome
back to Let's Talk-Appella,
1257
01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,273
the portable podcast edition.
1258
01:02:57,357 --> 01:03:00,860
We are following the story of
the embattled Barden Bellas
1259
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:02,736
on their road to redemption.
1260
01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:05,823
Trying to crawl their way back
into the public's affection.
1261
01:03:05,991 --> 01:03:08,617
And if they can just hold off
1262
01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:11,537
showing us any more
of their genitalia,
1263
01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:13,831
they may make it to the
World Championship.
1264
01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:15,291
Well, I can't un-see it.
1265
01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:16,876
It's haunted me ever since.
1266
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,085
Well, there's a picture
of it right here.
1267
01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:20,129
No. This should not be
your screensaver, John.
1268
01:03:21,756 --> 01:03:24,925
JOHN: Stepping onto the
stage, the Barden Bellas.
1269
01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:26,677
(
BELLAS HUMMING)
1270
01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:29,221
(
SINGING ELECTROPOP SONG)
1271
01:03:56,917 --> 01:03:58,375
Whoa! All right!
1272
01:03:58,502 --> 01:04:00,628
- This is some exciting stuff.
-
GAIL: So sassy!
1273
01:04:00,879 --> 01:04:02,838
(
SINGING TECHNOPOP SONG)
1274
01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,573
JOHN: Wow. A lot
going on up there.
1275
01:04:29,658 --> 01:04:30,908
I think this sounds good.
1276
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:33,327
Honestly, my senses are
overwhelmed here, John.
1277
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,205
JOHN: They might wanna
tone down the theatrics.
1278
01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:37,623
Let's hope there are no props.
1279
01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:39,667
GAIL: Oh, they brought
the props out, John.
1280
01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:41,710
JOHN: And there are the props.
1281
01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:44,046
This is more of a circus act
than an a cappella performance.
1282
01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,714
Gail, it's as if
the Barden Bellas
1283
01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:47,299
just don't know who
they are anymore.
1284
01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:50,636
(
CONTINUES SINGING)
1285
01:04:57,644 --> 01:04:59,478
LILLY: Whoa!
1286
01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:00,771
GAIL: Look at this!
1287
01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:02,815
She's on fire! She's on fire!
1288
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:05,067
CYNTHIA: Oh, my God!
I'm on fire!
1289
01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,402
JOHN: Now they lit one on fire.
1290
01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,529
Good day! Good heavens!
(
GASPS) Oh.
1291
01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:10,364
-
FLO: Incoming!
-
CYNTHIA: Oh, my God, I can't breathe!
1292
01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:12,575
I can't breathe, girl! Fat
Amy, I can't breathe!
1293
01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:15,828
GAIL: Beating DSM seems
impossible for this team.
1294
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:17,913
Even these common people can see
1295
01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:20,666
that the Barden Bellas have
no shot at reinstatement.
1296
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,418
They are an embarrassment
1297
01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:24,670
to a cappella and all
that it stands for.
1298
01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:28,299
This is what happens when
you send girls to college.
1299
01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:30,092
Is it?
1300
01:05:38,393 --> 01:05:40,060
Is that for a class?
1301
01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:41,937
No, it's just when
I get stressed,
1302
01:05:42,022 --> 01:05:43,342
words sort of flow
right out of me
1303
01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:44,857
and I try and channel
them in my songwriting...
1304
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,860
Are we just gonna ignore
what happened back there?
1305
01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:48,944
Guys, hello?
1306
01:05:49,029 --> 01:05:50,738
The Worlds are right
around the corner
1307
01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:53,449
and you guys are acting like we
didn't just eat a big bag of... Ahhh!
1308
01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:54,617
Why are you yelling at me?
1309
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:57,036
I almost burned to death
because of you a-ca-bitches.
1310
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,454
If you almost died,
it was only because
1311
01:05:58,538 --> 01:05:59,872
you were standing
in the wrong spot.
1312
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,624
No! Flo flipped into me!
1313
01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:03,751
Sure. Blame the minority.
1314
01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:06,629
I'm black, gay, and a woman.
1315
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:08,797
I'm not pointing the
finger at anybody.
1316
01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:10,215
It was Legacy's fault.
1317
01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:11,467
Me? Wait, I didn't...
1318
01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:14,071
Obviously, we're not gonna beat
Das Sound Machine at their game.
1319
01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:16,555
So we need a new plan.
Like, now.
1320
01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:21,602
At times like these, there's
only one thing for us to do.
1321
01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:24,688
- Fake your own death and flee the country.
-
CHLOE: Close.
1322
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:27,733
We're going on a retreat.
1323
01:06:29,194 --> 01:06:31,779
KATHERINE: Look, I think the
retreat will be a good thing.
1324
01:06:31,946 --> 01:06:34,657
You girls need to bond
heading into Worlds.
1325
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:35,824
It'll be so much fun.
1326
01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:38,118
I don't know. No, Mom, it's bad.
It's...
1327
01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:40,621
The girls are yelling at each other.
Oh, big deal.
1328
01:06:40,789 --> 01:06:42,581
I remember putting
your godmother,
1329
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,416
Maggie Pistol, in a choke hold,
1330
01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,710
because she insisted that
George Michael was gay.
1331
01:06:47,212 --> 01:06:48,837
Who? Oh.
1332
01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:52,466
I'm just worried that
my entire Bella career
1333
01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:54,760
will be that one
terrible performance.
1334
01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:58,013
And I'll never get to solo
at Lincoln Center, you know?
1335
01:06:58,181 --> 01:06:59,848
But you're gonna get
to go to Europe.
1336
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,935
That would have been the
highlight of my college career.
1337
01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:04,603
And you girls can win it.
1338
01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:06,105
You have to win it.
1339
01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:08,982
You just made being a
Bella sound so amazing.
1340
01:07:09,109 --> 01:07:10,776
And it is amazing.
1341
01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:14,571
It's a sisterhood that is gonna support
you for the rest of your life.
1342
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,615
I know you're not feeling it,
1343
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:17,991
but you will.
1344
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:20,703
This won't be the
end of the Bellas.
1345
01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,216
Hey, Benji.
1346
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:35,467
Emily!
1347
01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:40,597
Listen, I think you're missing a word here.
What's that?
1348
01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:44,309
Oh, God. No. That's not... That
isn't what I meant. I just...
1349
01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:45,394
EMILY: I didn't think so.
1350
01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,854
That's really embarrassing.
No, it looks...
1351
01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:47,980
Syntax is usually my forte,
1352
01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:49,690
so I don't know how that happened.
Well, it looks great.
1353
01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,316
Thank you. That's
really sweet...
1354
01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:53,694
Um...
1355
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,698
When my hands aren't
covered in glitter paint,
1356
01:07:57,866 --> 01:08:00,075
do you think maybe we
could try that again?
1357
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:03,912
Yeah. Sure.
1358
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,623
All right. Okay. Well...
1359
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:10,377
(
STAMMERING) I'll
look forward to that.
1360
01:08:10,545 --> 01:08:11,545
Just, you know,
1361
01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:14,590
let me know when they're clean.
That's...
1362
01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:15,758
I will. All right.
1363
01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:16,925
You bet. Okay.
1364
01:08:17,010 --> 01:08:18,677
All right. Have a good one.
1365
01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:24,016
CHLOE: Okay, girls!
Everyone, in the bus.
1366
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,059
Go, go, go!
1367
01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:27,227
-
CHLOE: Let's go.
-
FLO: Okay.
1368
01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:28,437
CHLOE: Seatbelts!
1369
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:29,521
(
HONKING HORN)
1370
01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:31,231
EMILY: Good luck, Benji!
1371
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:43,494
This place is sweet!
1372
01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:47,414
It's nice, right?
1373
01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:49,342
I need to find somewhere
to charge my laptop.
1374
01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:51,408
How'd you hear about this place?
1375
01:08:51,503 --> 01:08:53,003
From yours truly.
1376
01:08:53,630 --> 01:08:54,671
Hello, Bellas.
1377
01:08:54,839 --> 01:08:56,048
ALL: Aubrey!
1378
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:58,342
-
AMY: Aubrey!
-
FLO: Aubrey!
1379
01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:01,804
Okay, girls.
1380
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:03,180
Oh, wow. Hi! You must be Emily.
1381
01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,557
EMILY: Hey, hey. Hey. Hi.
1382
01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:08,393
Welcome to The Lodge
at Fallen Leaves,
1383
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:10,187
where Fortune 500 companies send
1384
01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:11,939
their employees to
build teamwork skills.
1385
01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:13,816
You run this whole place?
1386
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:15,150
You know, I realized
I had a knack for
1387
01:09:15,235 --> 01:09:17,444
barking orders and
bending people's will.
1388
01:09:17,529 --> 01:09:19,613
So I made a career out of it.
1389
01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:20,906
(
ALL LAUGHING)
1390
01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:22,241
Which reminds me,
1391
01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:23,992
fall in line, Bellas!
1392
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:25,157
CYNTHIA: She ain't changed.
1393
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:27,162
No slouching! No straggling!
1394
01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:29,081
I see you, Jessica.
1395
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:33,460
It is with great
sorrow and regret
1396
01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:37,673
that I had to watch our
once proud organization
1397
01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:40,926
become a national disgrace!
1398
01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:44,471
Can I have the keys
to the minibar?
1399
01:09:44,556 --> 01:09:46,014
Zip it.
1400
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:50,352
The Worlds signifies a
shot at redemption.
1401
01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:52,020
You don't have a
chance at winning
1402
01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:54,439
until you find your sound again.
1403
01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:57,234
You have totally
lost your Harmony!
1404
01:09:57,402 --> 01:10:00,028
So, for the next two days,
1405
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:03,866
you will be doing everything
together until you regain it.
1406
01:10:04,242 --> 01:10:07,160
Ladies, get ready
to be transformed.
1407
01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:11,081
You are surrounded with the
strength of your fellow Bellas
1408
01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:15,210
and the support of a
proud female tradition.
1409
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,254
And a few dozen bear traps.
1410
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:18,630
So don't stray too far
from the marked paths.
1411
01:10:18,798 --> 01:10:20,883
- Okay, great, let's go!
-
EMILY: All right.
1412
01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:23,468
Well, maybe I'll just
start with a hot shower,
1413
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:24,761
maybe a little foot rub.
1414
01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:27,764
Fat Amy, there are no
guest rooms for you.
1415
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:29,933
Then where are we staying?
1416
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,651
I don't understand camping.
1417
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:42,112
We're voluntarily
living like dogs.
1418
01:10:44,115 --> 01:10:45,407
BECA: This is the worst.
1419
01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:48,327
The air we're breathing right
now is at least 90% fart.
1420
01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:51,371
That reminds me,
1421
01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:53,290
I need to see a man
about a horse.
1422
01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:56,919
Oh!
1423
01:10:58,129 --> 01:11:00,797
Did anyone happen to pack a
spare roll of toilet paper?
1424
01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:02,674
- Or a moist towelette?
-
CHLOE: Nope.
1425
01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:06,261
Anyone have a T-shirt,
size extra-small?
1426
01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:09,348
Okay. Side of the tent it is.
1427
01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,020
(
WHISPERING) What
are we doing here?
1428
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,229
We're bonding.
1429
01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:18,273
You seem so tense. Do
you need a back rub?
1430
01:11:18,358 --> 01:11:20,609
Several body parts are rubbing
my back right now, thank you.
1431
01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,110
You know, Beca,
we're very close,
1432
01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:23,862
but I feel like this retreat
is really gonna let us
1433
01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:25,614
discover everything
about each other.
1434
01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:26,698
Is that right?
1435
01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:29,534
You know, one of
my biggest regrets
1436
01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:32,329
is that I didn't do enough
experimenting in college.
1437
01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:34,039
You're so weird.
1438
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,207
Thanks.
1439
01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:36,833
I wanna go home.
1440
01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:43,799
I hope the sun never comes up.
1441
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:45,634
(
GASPS)
1442
01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:48,303
Why do I get the travel pillow?
1443
01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:50,555
Were you touching my goodies?
1444
01:11:51,683 --> 01:11:52,849
Yes.
1445
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,146
AMY: Oh, guys, I've got a little...
It won't...
1446
01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:00,482
I just need some
help getting it out.
1447
01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,234
Can you sing something?
1448
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,236
The pipe's a bit blocked.
1449
01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:06,363
(
SINGING POP ROCK SONG)
1450
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:09,700
AMY: Thanks, Chloe.
1451
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,868
(
ALL SINGING)
1452
01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:15,205
What kind of white shit is this?
1453
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,368
AMY: Coming out like froyo now.
1454
01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,177
(
WHISTLE BLOWING)
1455
01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:31,847
Up and at 'em, Bellas!
Come on! Let's go!
1456
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:34,516
Let's go! Let's wake up!
Let's do this!
1457
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,268
Come on! Pick up
the pace, girls!
1458
01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:37,436
Come on!
1459
01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:39,980
Today we are going
back to the basics
1460
01:12:40,064 --> 01:12:41,523
to re-learn how to
sing as a group,
1461
01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:44,818
while also enduring death-defying
team-building trust exercises.
1462
01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,111
What a great idea!
1463
01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:48,405
AUBREY: Okay, so let's begin.
1464
01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:54,077
(
SINGING BOOGIE-WOOGIE SONG)
1465
01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:55,162
Come on.
1466
01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:57,122
(
ALL SINGING)
1467
01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:11,803
(
SINGING R&B SONG)
1468
01:13:14,432 --> 01:13:15,432
AUBREY: Trust your team!
1469
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:20,616
-
EMILY: Careful, Fat Amy!
-
AMY: Turn me over!
1470
01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:22,105
Come on, lunch!
1471
01:13:22,482 --> 01:13:25,317
(
SINGING SOUL SONG)
1472
01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:36,203
AMY: She says she's Asian Jesus.
1473
01:13:39,207 --> 01:13:41,958
(
SINGING R&B SONG)
1474
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,514
(
SCATTING)
1475
01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:14,157
(
VOCALIZING)
1476
01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:16,076
(
ALL SINGING)
1477
01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:24,876
Great.
1478
01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:28,547
Okay, that was two steps
away from being almost fine.
1479
01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,006
Sorry, what are we doing?
1480
01:14:30,550 --> 01:14:32,134
We're rediscovering our sound.
1481
01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:33,218
BECA: Are we?
1482
01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:34,845
'Cause it feels like
we're just singing songs
1483
01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:36,221
that would never go in our set.
1484
01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,389
CHLOE: Beca, come on.
1485
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,057
No, none of us know how to
beat Das Sound Machine,
1486
01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,976
but I know it's not
gonna be by doing this.
1487
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:43,895
This is just an exercise
in finding Harmony, Beca.
1488
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,772
Sometimes you have
to break things down
1489
01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:46,898
before you can build
them back up again.
1490
01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:49,151
I've got more important
things to do!
1491
01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:50,819
What could be more
important than this?
1492
01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:52,195
Nothing. Forget it.
1493
01:14:52,697 --> 01:14:54,322
No, you don't think that
we haven't all realized
1494
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:55,991
you've been a little
checked-out lately?
1495
01:14:56,075 --> 01:14:57,534
Come on, Beca, just tell her.
1496
01:14:57,910 --> 01:14:58,910
CHLOE: I heard that.
1497
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:00,162
Tell me what?
1498
01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:02,914
Oh, you misunderstood me.
I clearly said...
1499
01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:04,749
(
MUMBLING NONSENSICALLY)
1500
01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:08,503
Listen, I don't want
you guys to fight.
1501
01:15:08,588 --> 01:15:11,339
You're Beca and Chloe.
Together you're "Bloe."
1502
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:13,049
And everyone loves a good bloe.
1503
01:15:13,593 --> 01:15:14,843
So...
1504
01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:16,178
Okay.
1505
01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:18,346
I've been interning
at a recording studio
1506
01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:20,015
and a legit music producer
wants to hear my work.
1507
01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:22,100
God forbid I have something
going on outside this group.
1508
01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:23,185
Okay.
1509
01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:25,145
So why would you keep
something like that from us?
1510
01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:27,022
'Cause you're obsessed!
You all are.
1511
01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:28,690
We're graduating,
and the only person
1512
01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:30,650
thinking about life
after the Bellas is me.
1513
01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:33,111
What is so wrong with being
focused on the Bellas?
1514
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:35,614
This has been my family
for seven years.
1515
01:15:35,948 --> 01:15:37,508
Yeah, 'cause you're
too scared to leave!
1516
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:38,700
Sack up, dude!
1517
01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:40,035
Girl fight!
1518
01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:42,454
Okay, so you've been lying
to us for the entire year
1519
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:43,538
and now you're just
gonna flake out?
1520
01:15:43,623 --> 01:15:44,873
Now you're gonna flake out when
1521
01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:46,333
the Worlds is, like,
right after graduation?
1522
01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:48,793
Oh, my God! Enough
about the Worlds! I...
1523
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:50,170
I'm out of here.
1524
01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:51,546
Oh, okay, you're just
gonna leave now?
1525
01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:52,714
BECA: We all have to,
eventually, Chloe!
1526
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,382
It might as well be now!
1527
01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:55,508
Wait, Beca...
1528
01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:57,093
If you all knew what was good
for you, you'd follow me.
1529
01:15:57,178 --> 01:15:58,428
Beca, the sign! (
BECA SCREAMING)
1530
01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:01,556
BECA: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
1531
01:16:01,641 --> 01:16:02,682
Oh, no, Beca! Beca!
1532
01:16:02,767 --> 01:16:04,726
BECA: What the hell? I'm stuck!
1533
01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:06,853
I'm stuck! I'm seeing spots!
I'm seeing spots!
1534
01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:08,730
CHLOE: Well, well, well.
1535
01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:10,232
Look who needs our help.
1536
01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:11,733
BECA: Not cool, guys!
1537
01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:15,237
No, what's not cool is you taking
out your frustrations on us!
1538
01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:17,239
Really? That's what you're
gonna say to me right now?
1539
01:16:17,323 --> 01:16:19,491
Help me! I'm dying! I'm dying!
1540
01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:20,617
(
SCREAMS) (
ALL GASP)
1541
01:16:21,994 --> 01:16:24,246
We need to get her down!
We need a ladder!
1542
01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:25,705
- No, we don't believe in ladders.
-
BECA: What?
1543
01:16:25,790 --> 01:16:27,207
They suggest a
corporate hierarchy
1544
01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:29,451
that is counter-productive
to my team-building program.
1545
01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:32,379
What kind of operation
are you running here?
1546
01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:35,382
Seriously, this whole place is,
like, full of booby traps!
1547
01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:36,591
And guess what?
1548
01:16:36,676 --> 01:16:38,969
Boobs should never be trapped!
1549
01:16:39,303 --> 01:16:41,846
Unless it's for support if
you have lower back issues.
1550
01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:44,599
Okay! If I'm about
to die, I'm sorry!
1551
01:16:44,684 --> 01:16:46,268
I didn't mean any of
that stuff I said!
1552
01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:48,103
I love all of you! I love
all of you awesome nerds,
1553
01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:51,027
and I love being a Bella. I'm just so
stressed out right now... (
SCREAMS)
1554
01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:52,607
Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh!
1555
01:16:52,692 --> 01:16:55,485
Jessica and Ashley, I don't actually
know which one of you is which.
1556
01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:57,112
I'm Jessica! I'm Jessica!
1557
01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:59,489
CHLOE: Don't worry, we're
gonna get you down! Focus up.
1558
01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:01,283
Get in formation, we can do this.
Flo, get up. Okay.
1559
01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:02,575
- Fat Amy, come on!
-
AMY: Yes!
1560
01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:04,786
Let's focus. Work
together as a team.
1561
01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:05,996
Don't worry, Beca, we got...
1562
01:17:06,205 --> 01:17:07,205
(
ALL SCREAMING)
1563
01:17:11,419 --> 01:17:12,585
FLO: She's alive. (
PANTING)
1564
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,381
I sleep upside down like a bat.
1565
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:25,432
BECA: It's just everything's
changing so fast
1566
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:28,059
and I'm putting all this
pressure on myself, you know?
1567
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,728
I don't wanna fail.
1568
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:31,532
But if you just would
have said something...
1569
01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:34,274
Yeah, I know. But I'm
weird about that stuff.
1570
01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:37,277
I thought I could figure it
out on my own, and I can't.
1571
01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:40,655
Maybe I don't have
anything original to say.
1572
01:17:41,532 --> 01:17:43,491
I wish I could do what you do.
1573
01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:47,162
Well, I feel the
same way about you.
1574
01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:49,581
You're so good,
it's intimidating.
1575
01:17:49,749 --> 01:17:53,168
All I've ever wanted
is to be one of you.
1576
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,254
Not a Legacy, but a Bella.
1577
01:17:56,756 --> 01:17:58,381
- You are a real Bella.
-
CYNTHIA: Of course you're a Bella.
1578
01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:01,593
You are one of us. You
paid the registration fee.
1579
01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:04,429
That's for life, dude.
1580
01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:08,099
Do you wanna collaborate
on something?
1581
01:18:09,143 --> 01:18:10,185
(
CHUCKLES)
1582
01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:11,936
Wait. Are you being serious?
1583
01:18:12,605 --> 01:18:13,605
Yeah.
1584
01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:15,273
Yeah!
1585
01:18:15,441 --> 01:18:16,441
Wow!
1586
01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:20,612
Man! Yes! Who else feels
like a winner tonight?
1587
01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:22,113
(
ALL CHEERING)
1588
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:26,701
I know it doesn't seem like it,
1589
01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,453
but I'm afraid, too.
1590
01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:31,414
To move on, to graduate.
1591
01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:33,875
It's really scary.
1592
01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:36,044
Yeah, it actually
does seem like it,
1593
01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:38,046
because you're barely
holding it together.
1594
01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:40,799
Well, it doesn't have
to be scary, Chloe.
1595
01:18:40,966 --> 01:18:43,468
When I was graduating, I
never pictured myself
1596
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:47,138
running a retreat in the
middle of the woods,
1597
01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:49,099
but here I am.
1598
01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:54,062
Take it from someone who has dealt
with some serious control issues.
1599
01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:57,232
Like my dad always said,
1600
01:18:57,983 --> 01:18:59,651
in the minefield of life,
1601
01:19:00,611 --> 01:19:03,154
you must be prepared
to lose both feet.
1602
01:19:03,364 --> 01:19:04,406
(
CLICKS TONGUE)
1603
01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:06,741
And I think you all
know what I mean.
1604
01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:08,326
I don't.
1605
01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:10,453
Then it's decided.
1606
01:19:10,621 --> 01:19:12,664
This year I will graduate.
1607
01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:15,125
The Worlds will be my swan song.
1608
01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,961
I mean it. I'll
pursue my passion.
1609
01:19:18,129 --> 01:19:20,338
I'll teach underprivileged
children how to sing,
1610
01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:22,340
or I'll dance exotically.
1611
01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:24,926
Whatever offers the most money.
1612
01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:28,638
CYNTHIA: Yo, check this out.
1613
01:19:28,848 --> 01:19:31,182
I'm moving to Maine
to get hitched.
1614
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:32,559
And all y'all can come.
1615
01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:34,227
Everybody's invited.
1616
01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:36,438
Yes, yes, yes.
1617
01:19:37,398 --> 01:19:41,192
Okay, okay, guys. Stop asking.
I'll tell you.
1618
01:19:41,694 --> 01:19:46,281
So, after I graduate there's
a chance I will be deported.
1619
01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:48,366
I will try to re-enter
this country,
1620
01:19:48,451 --> 01:19:50,368
but I will probably die at sea.
1621
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,455
So, let's live for tonight! Yes!
1622
01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:54,706
Yeah! (
ALL CHEERING)
1623
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,583
-
STACIE: Yes!
-
EMILY: All right.
1624
01:19:57,918 --> 01:19:59,419
Lilly, any plans?
1625
01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,213
Just gonna travel through time.
1626
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:07,343
You know, when I
look back on this,
1627
01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,554
I won't remember
performing and competing.
1628
01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,264
I'm gonna remember you weirdos.
1629
01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:14,142
It makes me really sad to think
1630
01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:16,060
it won't ever be
like this again.
1631
01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:18,480
I'm gonna miss you guys.
1632
01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:20,732
Me, too. Me, too.
1633
01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:23,109
Yeah. Me, too.
1634
01:20:28,199 --> 01:20:31,201
(
SINGING FOLK-POP SONG)
1635
01:21:17,748 --> 01:21:19,791
Did we just find our sound?
1636
01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,751
I think we did.
1637
01:21:23,921 --> 01:21:25,755
My work here is done.
1638
01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:28,424
Thank you.
1639
01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:32,554
Fat Amy, you never told us what you
were gonna do after graduation.
1640
01:21:32,638 --> 01:21:33,638
AMY: Oh. Well...
1641
01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:34,889
Mmm.
1642
01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:36,724
No, I don't have any plans.
1643
01:21:36,809 --> 01:21:40,144
'Cause you guys know me, I just
love living in the moment.
1644
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:42,230
Ashley, what are you
gonna do after...
1645
01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:43,314
Actually, though,
1646
01:21:43,983 --> 01:21:45,900
if we were to stop
and really think,
1647
01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:48,945
"What could Fat Amy be
capable of in the future?"
1648
01:21:49,488 --> 01:21:50,822
I'll tell you guys.
1649
01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:54,617
I'd be living somewhere, like,
sick, like Tulsa or Little Rock.
1650
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:59,998
By day, I'm a professional jelly
wrestler for corporate events.
1651
01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:02,458
And then, every night,
1652
01:22:02,626 --> 01:22:06,462
it's just me cuddled up with
my fiancé, Bumper, and...
1653
01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:08,673
Oh, wait.
1654
01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:13,761
I'm in love with Bumper.
1655
01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:14,846
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
1656
01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:17,849
Okay, I've done
something terrible,
1657
01:22:18,017 --> 01:22:21,269
and I'm not talking about crop-dusting
Chloe and Beca right now.
1658
01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:22,604
Apologize for that.
1659
01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:25,940
You guys, I need
to go right now.
1660
01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:27,942
And I need to win back my man!
1661
01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:29,611
Screw your judgments!
1662
01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:30,737
(
ALL ENCOURAGING)
1663
01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:32,530
Go get him, Fat Amy!
1664
01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:34,198
(
SCREAMING)
1665
01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:37,869
AMY: Guys, what happened?
1666
01:22:38,037 --> 01:22:39,203
Shake it off, Amy.
1667
01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:40,371
CYNTHIA: That was bad.
1668
01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:42,206
AMY: Somebody bring a s'more.
1669
01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:44,876
BENJI: I give you our
next album cover.
1670
01:22:45,044 --> 01:22:46,377
Look at him!
1671
01:22:46,545 --> 01:22:48,463
I did it all myself today.
1672
01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:50,465
Now, I know that I
only have one vote...
1673
01:22:50,549 --> 01:22:52,258
BENJI: You got no votes, man.
You're not in the group, so...
1674
01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:53,635
Okay, well, that
hurts my feelings.
1675
01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:54,802
It's just the truth,
is the thing.
1676
01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:56,007
Well, that hurts my feelings.
1677
01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:58,973
With my vote, I vote
"no" to the pig
1678
01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:01,351
and "yes" to this gloriousness.
1679
01:23:01,435 --> 01:23:03,353
BENJI: Yeah, it's great. We'll
put it to a vote later. No.
1680
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,229
AMY: Bumper, I'm coming!
1681
01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:14,280
(
SINGING SOFT ROCK SONG)
1682
01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:46,813
Nope! Turn it around!
1683
01:23:47,398 --> 01:23:49,190
(
CONTINUES SINGING)
1684
01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:00,159
I don't wanna see you!
1685
01:24:00,244 --> 01:24:02,203
(
AMY CONTINUES SINGING)
1686
01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:10,253
Whew. Really misjudged
the size of this lake.
1687
01:24:10,421 --> 01:24:12,588
Why didn't she just
walk around the lake?
1688
01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:14,298
Fat Amy doesn't do
anything small.
1689
01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,551
Yes, I've been using
my shower shoes.
1690
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,469
Okay, I love you, too.
Here she is.
1691
01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:22,765
What up, Mrs. Junk?
1692
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:24,934
(
CONTINUES SINGING)
1693
01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:28,104
(
PANTING)
1694
01:24:28,522 --> 01:24:30,398
(
CONTINUES SINGING)
1695
01:24:38,657 --> 01:24:39,657
(
HONKING HORN)
1696
01:24:40,159 --> 01:24:41,325
Go!
1697
01:24:44,121 --> 01:24:45,747
Well, what are you doing?
1698
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,249
I'm soloing, here!
1699
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,168
(
HONKING HORN) Whatever!
1700
01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:54,922
(
CONTINUES SINGING)
1701
01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:01,804
No!
1702
01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:03,055
(
CONTINUES SINGING)
1703
01:25:28,332 --> 01:25:30,166
(
CONTINUES SINGING
SOFT ROCK SONG)
1704
01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:44,972
(
BOTH SINGING)
1705
01:26:06,245 --> 01:26:07,245
Well, all right.
1706
01:26:10,249 --> 01:26:12,542
All right, let's go.
Into the house.
1707
01:26:13,252 --> 01:26:14,669
AMY: Give me that neck.
1708
01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:17,713
I mean, we can do...
Do you want it...
1709
01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:20,508
Do you feel like you'd want
to layer a bunch of voices?
1710
01:26:21,385 --> 01:26:24,512
I think in the beginning
it could definitely build.
1711
01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:26,430
I think it starts
out light, though.
1712
01:26:26,598 --> 01:26:28,683
Get your cute butt
in the studio, then.
1713
01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:30,685
Don't tell my boss that we
were in here, by the way.
1714
01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,144
(
SINGING) I got all I need
when I got you and I.
1715
01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:35,690
'Cause I look around me
and see a sweet life.
1716
01:26:36,108 --> 01:26:37,108
This is... Wow!
1717
01:26:37,609 --> 01:26:39,694
It's the real deal.
1718
01:26:39,778 --> 01:26:40,945
Yeah, don't touch
anything, Legacy.
1719
01:26:41,113 --> 01:26:42,673
You're very pretty,
but you seem clumsy.
1720
01:26:43,282 --> 01:26:44,407
Great.
1721
01:26:44,575 --> 01:26:45,575
Okay.
1722
01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:48,286
Can't lie it's a sweet life
1723
01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:49,370
(
INAUDIBLE)
1724
01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:52,707
I'm stuck in the dark but
you're my flashlight.
1725
01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:55,668
You're getting me Getting
me through the night
1726
01:26:57,796 --> 01:26:58,796
(
MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER)
1727
01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:00,089
You're my flashlight.
1728
01:27:01,091 --> 01:27:03,593
You're my flashlight.
1729
01:27:04,511 --> 01:27:07,305
You're my flashlight.
1730
01:27:11,393 --> 01:27:15,146
Okay, so you produced this?
1731
01:27:15,439 --> 01:27:16,939
Uh, yes. Emily wrote it.
1732
01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:18,816
Mmm-hmm. Who's Emily? I am.
1733
01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:21,485
This tall drink of water, right there.
Hey. Emily.
1734
01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:23,112
Well...
1735
01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:25,239
Um... (
MUMBLING)
1736
01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:27,325
I don't... I don't...
I don't like it.
1737
01:27:27,993 --> 01:27:32,246
What it is, is I don't like it
when people can do what I can do.
1738
01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:35,583
You know, in a manner of
speaking, it's threatening.
1739
01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:38,002
But, you just did it.
1740
01:27:39,004 --> 01:27:40,671
And I have a...
1741
01:27:40,839 --> 01:27:41,839
(
MUMBLING)
1742
01:27:42,174 --> 01:27:44,634
I have a few notes that I
assume that you're open to.
1743
01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:46,802
Yes. Um, but this
is a solid demo,
1744
01:27:47,179 --> 01:27:48,930
with real potential.
1745
01:27:49,181 --> 01:27:52,016
Yeah, I look forward
to working together.
1746
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:53,225
It's nice to meet you.
1747
01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:55,019
What is it? Elizabeth? Emily.
1748
01:27:55,187 --> 01:27:56,270
Emily. Elizabeth? What?
1749
01:27:56,355 --> 01:27:58,356
Emily. Thank you. Thank you.
1750
01:27:58,899 --> 01:28:00,858
Oh. I gotta jump on a call.
1751
01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:03,611
Yeah, no. No, get it in there.
Get it in there. Attagirl.
1752
01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:04,987
You want one of these? Oh, hey.
1753
01:28:05,072 --> 01:28:07,114
You want one of those? There you go.
Attagirl. Ow!
1754
01:28:07,824 --> 01:28:08,824
Good job, Reggie.
1755
01:28:09,201 --> 01:28:10,201
(
WHISPERING) I'm Reggie.
1756
01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,954
Oh, my God, I was so nervous
I didn't know what to say!
1757
01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:14,246
Oh, my God!
1758
01:28:14,331 --> 01:28:15,373
You're all sweaty.
1759
01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:16,874
We're gonna be late!
1760
01:28:16,959 --> 01:28:18,709
We're taking the photo
with or without you.
1761
01:28:18,877 --> 01:28:21,170
We're taking the photo
with or without you!
1762
01:28:21,338 --> 01:28:23,673
EMILY: Everybody get together.
No, no, no, together.
1763
01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:27,718
ALL: One, two, three!
Bellas for life!
1764
01:28:30,347 --> 01:28:31,472
(
MUSIC PLAYING)
1765
01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:50,074
Okay. So, is there a
restaurant in this town
1766
01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:51,325
that serves something
other than fish?
1767
01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:52,827
I did see a KFC back there.
1768
01:28:52,911 --> 01:28:54,161
Nope. All fish. I checked.
1769
01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:56,414
Guys, over here. Come this way.
1770
01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:58,499
BECA: Oh, Chloe,
I'm coming for ya!
1771
01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:03,587
CHLOE: Whoo-hoo. College graduates!
Spreading my wings, y'all!
1772
01:29:04,089 --> 01:29:06,173
There are so many
fresh Danishes here.
1773
01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:08,551
I swear, if I wasn't
recently locked down,
1774
01:29:08,719 --> 01:29:11,095
I would tear a hole
through this city!
1775
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:14,056
This place is so
smelly and rainy.
1776
01:29:14,224 --> 01:29:16,392
Why do Americans
ever leave America?
1777
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,020
AMY: Culture, design, history.
1778
01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:22,440
FLO: I'm not
copen-hating this place.
1779
01:29:22,607 --> 01:29:23,607
BECA: I'm starving.
1780
01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:26,277
EMILY: Yeah, why don't we go visit
Hayden Christian Andersen's house?
1781
01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:30,072
AMY: That guy? But he was pretty
crap in the Star Wars prequels.
1782
01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:32,700
(
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1783
01:29:36,955 --> 01:29:39,623
Well, here we are.
1784
01:29:39,791 --> 01:29:41,834
Do you think the stage is big
enough for what we want to do?
1785
01:29:42,002 --> 01:29:44,420
FLO: You're kidding, right?
It's huge.
1786
01:29:44,838 --> 01:29:46,088
You guys think it'll work?
1787
01:29:46,256 --> 01:29:48,674
It'll work for us.
That's what matters.
1788
01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:51,260
Let's go!
1789
01:29:53,638 --> 01:29:55,473
FLO: Let's do this thing!
1790
01:29:56,433 --> 01:29:57,433
AMY: Whoo!
1791
01:29:57,642 --> 01:29:58,976
CHLOE: Everyone knows
where to meet, right?
1792
01:29:59,144 --> 01:30:01,312
CYNTHIA: Yeah, we know.
1793
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:03,481
BECA: All right.
Safety first, Flo.
1794
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,000
(
SPEAKING GERMAN)
1795
01:30:24,044 --> 01:30:25,336
(
SPEAKING FRENCH)
1796
01:30:25,837 --> 01:30:27,004
(
SPEAKING SPANISH)
1797
01:30:29,132 --> 01:30:31,634
Here it is, folks. The
granddaddy of them all.
1798
01:30:32,219 --> 01:30:34,386
The World Championship
of A Cappella!
1799
01:30:34,554 --> 01:30:36,806
Tonight, groups from around
the globe Duke it out
1800
01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,849
for the title of
A-ca World Champion.
1801
01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:42,686
And, of course, representing America,
the embattled Barden Bellas.
1802
01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:46,398
The Bellas, making one last attempt
to repair a damaged legacy
1803
01:30:46,566 --> 01:30:49,193
by becoming the first American
team to claim the title.
1804
01:30:49,361 --> 01:30:50,402
Can they do it, John?
1805
01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:52,530
Theoretically, yes, Gail.
1806
01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:56,200
Realistically, absolutely not.
Those girls are dead to me.
1807
01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,494
So many countries represented
here tonight, John.
1808
01:30:58,662 --> 01:31:01,705
We saw in rehearsal an incredible
group from the Philippines.
1809
01:31:01,873 --> 01:31:03,040
What were they called?
1810
01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:04,667
"The Ladyboys."
1811
01:31:04,835 --> 01:31:06,502
That wasn't the name of
the group, I don't think.
1812
01:31:06,670 --> 01:31:08,045
I think that's how they
described themselves.
1813
01:31:08,213 --> 01:31:09,839
That's right. They're
"Manila Envy."
1814
01:31:09,923 --> 01:31:10,923
Manila Envy.
1815
01:31:11,007 --> 01:31:12,466
You know, I spent some time with
1816
01:31:12,551 --> 01:31:15,469
some ladyboys, uh, in
the Philippines myself.
1817
01:31:15,554 --> 01:31:16,554
Not surprising.
1818
01:31:16,721 --> 01:31:18,597
Very interesting young men.
1819
01:31:18,765 --> 01:31:20,725
Doing amazing things with
their mouths, I presume.
1820
01:31:20,892 --> 01:31:23,894
When we go back to the stage,
I'll do a few for you here.
1821
01:31:24,062 --> 01:31:26,397
Uh, you know, we can get
to it, I think. Okay.
1822
01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:28,321
You know, maybe when the
Koreans are out there,
1823
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:30,776
because no one cares
about the Korean group.
1824
01:31:30,861 --> 01:31:32,528
Love that barbeque.
1825
01:31:39,619 --> 01:31:40,953
What are you doing here?
1826
01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,121
Oh, you...
1827
01:31:42,414 --> 01:31:44,415
You know, anything to
support the Bellas.
1828
01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:45,875
Wow. I...
1829
01:31:48,420 --> 01:31:49,753
Now I'm the one who can't speak.
1830
01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:52,131
I'm just so freaking nervous.
1831
01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:53,215
Oh, my God. Don't be.
1832
01:31:53,383 --> 01:31:54,425
You'll be great.
1833
01:31:54,593 --> 01:31:56,594
I mean, we heard you guys
rehearsing, like, 24/7.
1834
01:31:57,637 --> 01:31:59,597
So I'll... I should
probably go find my seat.
1835
01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:01,473
Yeah.
1836
01:32:01,641 --> 01:32:03,767
But before I go, I just...
1837
01:32:04,144 --> 01:32:05,603
I have something for you.
1838
01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:10,524
Oh...
1839
01:32:14,779 --> 01:32:17,031
I'm so sorry. I thought that that
was going in a different direction.
1840
01:32:17,115 --> 01:32:19,033
- That's my bad.
-
EMILY: No, no, I liked it.
1841
01:32:19,117 --> 01:32:20,117
Em, you ready?
1842
01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:23,621
Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right there.
1843
01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:25,289
Benji.
1844
01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:28,083
Okay. Well, break a leg.
1845
01:32:34,507 --> 01:32:36,258
(
SINGING POP SONG)
1846
01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:08,165
(
SINGING IN SPANISH)
1847
01:33:16,258 --> 01:33:17,508
(
SCATTING)
1848
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:23,222
(
SINGING IN ENGLISH)
1849
01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:38,529
(
SINGING IN HINDI)
1850
01:33:47,372 --> 01:33:48,872
(
SINGING IN ENGLISH)
1851
01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:57,715
ALL: DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
1852
01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:03,220
(
TEAM SINGING IN HINDI)
1853
01:34:10,729 --> 01:34:13,897
DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
1854
01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:16,900
DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
1855
01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:18,569
DSM! Ja!
1856
01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:26,410
(
CROWD CHEERING)
1857
01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:29,747
-
GAIL: Ooh!
-
JOHN: Well done!
1858
01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:33,167
There they go, the Indian
group, the Naan-Stops,
1859
01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:36,337
running off stage to take
a few more of our jobs.
1860
01:34:36,463 --> 01:34:38,464
I thought the little one was spicy!
(
JOHN LAUGHS)
1861
01:34:40,592 --> 01:34:44,053
ALL: DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
1862
01:34:44,220 --> 01:34:46,221
JOHN: And coming up next,
Das Sound Machine.
1863
01:34:46,389 --> 01:34:47,549
GAIL: A crowd favorite, John.
1864
01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:50,684
ALL: DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
1865
01:34:50,769 --> 01:34:51,769
KOMMISSAR: Hear that?
1866
01:34:52,103 --> 01:34:54,480
They chant. For us.
1867
01:34:54,939 --> 01:34:57,483
Now, don't cry too hard
when you lose, huh?
1868
01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:59,151
Makes eyes puffy.
1869
01:34:59,319 --> 01:35:00,903
Your hands are so soft.
1870
01:35:01,071 --> 01:35:03,447
I'm sorry, I don't speak
"loser." What did you say?
1871
01:35:03,573 --> 01:35:05,449
She actually speaks
eight languages,
1872
01:35:05,533 --> 01:35:07,368
but "loser" is not one of them.
1873
01:35:07,535 --> 01:35:09,078
Everything must come to an end.
1874
01:35:09,245 --> 01:35:10,454
Even the Bellas.
1875
01:35:10,622 --> 01:35:11,914
PIETER: Take care and lose nice.
1876
01:35:13,291 --> 01:35:15,667
Huh, your sweat
smells like cinnamon.
1877
01:35:15,752 --> 01:35:16,752
Damn it!
1878
01:35:17,295 --> 01:35:19,630
(
ALL CHEERING) (
INDISTINCT
ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA IN DANISH)
1879
01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:27,137
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Das Sound Machine!
1880
01:35:31,434 --> 01:35:33,227
(
DAS SOUND MACHINE VOCALIZING)
1881
01:35:39,025 --> 01:35:40,025
(
BEATBOXING)
1882
01:35:42,237 --> 01:35:43,237
DSM!
1883
01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:45,239
(
SINGING POP-ROCK SONG)
1884
01:36:26,239 --> 01:36:27,489
(
RAPPING)
1885
01:36:35,290 --> 01:36:36,290
(
VOCALIZING)
1886
01:36:38,543 --> 01:36:40,043
(
SINGING POP SONG)
1887
01:37:31,804 --> 01:37:33,889
GAIL: They've got the
crowd going wild!
1888
01:37:34,057 --> 01:37:35,140
BECA: Okay, shake it off.
1889
01:37:35,308 --> 01:37:38,143
BOTH: DSM! DSM!
1890
01:37:38,311 --> 01:37:39,478
Das Sound Machine.
1891
01:37:39,562 --> 01:37:42,898
An incredible performance once
again from the German group.
1892
01:37:42,982 --> 01:37:44,358
I'm telling you, Gail, though,
1893
01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:46,360
if the Bellas of old
show up tonight,
1894
01:37:46,444 --> 01:37:49,530
this could be the most
significant conflict
1895
01:37:49,614 --> 01:37:52,658
between America and
Germany in history.
1896
01:37:52,825 --> 01:37:54,117
Crack a book, John.
1897
01:37:57,956 --> 01:38:01,083
Pass one down to your friends.
Here you go. Thank you.
1898
01:38:01,292 --> 01:38:02,834
All right, here you go, buddy.
1899
01:38:03,086 --> 01:38:04,086
Thanks, man.
1900
01:38:04,170 --> 01:38:05,504
Where have you been?
1901
01:38:05,838 --> 01:38:07,631
You have no idea, dude.
1902
01:38:07,799 --> 01:38:09,299
Final performance, guys.
1903
01:38:09,467 --> 01:38:11,802
We need to get out
there and beat DSM.
1904
01:38:12,303 --> 01:38:14,096
This one's for us.
1905
01:38:14,222 --> 01:38:16,223
Guys, there's gonna be
some haters out there.
1906
01:38:16,683 --> 01:38:19,726
They're gonna look
at us, Team USA,
1907
01:38:19,811 --> 01:38:22,646
and be like, "Why is the most
talented one Australian?"
1908
01:38:23,940 --> 01:38:27,442
Well, guess what. I am fat.
So that is close enough.
1909
01:38:27,610 --> 01:38:30,904
We are gonna show
them who we are.
1910
01:38:31,072 --> 01:38:33,073
A bunch of ethnically diverse,
1911
01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:35,325
for the most part feminine,
1912
01:38:35,493 --> 01:38:37,452
amazing singers!
1913
01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:38,579
ALL: Yeah!
1914
01:38:38,663 --> 01:38:40,372
Let's just go out there
and ac' the world!
1915
01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:41,582
CHLOE: Yes!
1916
01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:42,833
Yeah! Yes!
1917
01:38:43,001 --> 01:38:45,002
John, it's possible
we are watching
1918
01:38:45,086 --> 01:38:47,045
the last hurrah of
the Barden Bellas.
1919
01:38:47,130 --> 01:38:49,256
It's going to be very
hard to pull this off,
1920
01:38:49,340 --> 01:38:50,841
and if they don't,
1921
01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:54,094
they are out of business
as an a cappella group.
1922
01:38:54,178 --> 01:38:55,262
It is over.
1923
01:38:55,930 --> 01:38:58,140
AMY: All right! Let's do this!
1924
01:38:59,350 --> 01:39:01,685
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Barden
University's Bellas!
1925
01:39:04,480 --> 01:39:05,897
Yes! Whoo!
1926
01:39:05,982 --> 01:39:07,316
That's my girl!
1927
01:39:07,483 --> 01:39:08,984
Beca!
1928
01:39:10,862 --> 01:39:12,029
(
BECA CLAPPING)
1929
01:39:48,941 --> 01:39:49,941
(
SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)
1930
01:40:41,327 --> 01:40:42,953
(
SINGING POP SONG)
1931
01:41:16,154 --> 01:41:17,904
(
SINGING) When tomorrow comes
1932
01:41:17,989 --> 01:41:19,322
I'll be on my own.
1933
01:41:19,490 --> 01:41:22,492
Feeling frightened of The
things that I don't know.
1934
01:41:22,660 --> 01:41:24,161
When tomorrow comes.
1935
01:41:24,328 --> 01:41:25,787
When tomorrow comes.
1936
01:41:25,955 --> 01:41:27,664
When tomorrow comes.
1937
01:41:27,832 --> 01:41:28,999
When tomorrow comes.
1938
01:41:29,167 --> 01:41:31,918
And though the road is
long I look up to the sky.
1939
01:41:32,086 --> 01:41:34,713
GAIL: Is it possible
the Barden Bellas
1940
01:41:34,797 --> 01:41:36,840
are doing an original song?
1941
01:41:37,133 --> 01:41:38,592
(
ALL SINGING) Then I sing along.
1942
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:40,343
Then I sing along.
1943
01:41:40,511 --> 01:41:42,262
Then I sing along
1944
01:41:42,513 --> 01:41:45,265
I got all I need when
I got you and I.
1945
01:41:45,349 --> 01:41:48,351
'Cause I look around me
and see your sweet life
1946
01:41:48,519 --> 01:41:51,521
I'm stuck in the darkness
You're my flashlight.
1947
01:41:51,689 --> 01:41:54,524
You're gettin' me gettin'
me through the night.
1948
01:41:54,776 --> 01:41:57,819
You kick start my heart when
you shine it in my eyes
1949
01:41:57,987 --> 01:41:59,154
I can't lie.
1950
01:41:59,363 --> 01:42:00,947
It's a sweet life
1951
01:42:01,115 --> 01:42:04,159
I'm stuck in the dark but
you're my flashlight.
1952
01:42:04,327 --> 01:42:06,953
You're gettin' me
through the night.
1953
01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:14,503
GAIL: Look at this!
1954
01:42:14,545 --> 01:42:16,296
JOHN: It looks like the
Barden Bellas are being
1955
01:42:16,380 --> 01:42:18,965
joined on stage by
generations of Bellas,
1956
01:42:19,050 --> 01:42:21,051
going all the way back
to the beginning.
1957
01:42:21,219 --> 01:42:22,969
'Cause you're my flashlight.
1958
01:42:23,054 --> 01:42:24,137
'Cause you're my flashlight.
1959
01:42:24,305 --> 01:42:25,806
'Cause you're my flashlight.
1960
01:42:25,890 --> 01:42:27,349
'Cause you're my flashlight.
1961
01:42:27,517 --> 01:42:29,309
You're my flashlight.
1962
01:42:29,393 --> 01:42:32,395
You're gettin' me
through the night
1963
01:42:32,563 --> 01:42:35,232
I got all I need when
I got you and I.
1964
01:42:35,399 --> 01:42:38,401
'Cause I look around me
and see your sweet life
1965
01:42:38,569 --> 01:42:41,571
I'm stuck in the dark but
you're my flashlight.
1966
01:42:41,739 --> 01:42:44,699
You're getting me
through the night.
1967
01:42:45,076 --> 01:42:47,911
Kick start my heart when
you shine it in my eyes
1968
01:42:48,079 --> 01:42:51,081
I can't lie It's a sweet life
1969
01:42:51,249 --> 01:42:54,042
I'm stuck in the dark but
you're my flashlight.
1970
01:42:54,210 --> 01:42:56,211
You're gettin' me
through the night.
1971
01:42:56,295 --> 01:42:58,255
We belong.
1972
01:42:58,589 --> 01:43:00,006
'Cause you're my flashlight.
1973
01:43:00,091 --> 01:43:01,424
'Cause you are.
1974
01:43:01,592 --> 01:43:03,093
'Cause you're my flashlight.
1975
01:43:03,261 --> 01:43:04,761
'Cause you're my flashlight
1976
01:43:04,971 --> 01:43:06,596
I'm your flashlight.
1977
01:43:06,764 --> 01:43:09,599
You're gettin' me
through the night.
1978
01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:13,979
'Cause you're my flashlight.
1979
01:43:14,146 --> 01:43:16,231
'Cause you're my.
1980
01:43:19,277 --> 01:43:21,152
Gettin' me through the.
1981
01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:23,780
Night
1982
01:43:24,991 --> 01:43:26,324
(
CROWD CHEERING)
1983
01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:29,160
Whoo!
1984
01:43:40,673 --> 01:43:44,175
JOHN: "Simple," "raw,"
"vulnerable," "exposed."
1985
01:43:44,343 --> 01:43:47,596
I've been called a lot of things, Gail.
But let me add one more.
1986
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:48,889
I'm impressed.
1987
01:43:48,973 --> 01:43:50,974
I thought you were
gonna say "gay."
1988
01:43:51,475 --> 01:43:52,475
BENJI: Emily! Yeah!
1989
01:43:53,102 --> 01:43:54,185
Emily!
1990
01:43:54,353 --> 01:43:56,521
Emily! Emily!
1991
01:43:58,816 --> 01:44:00,775
Whoo! Whoo!
1992
01:44:01,652 --> 01:44:03,778
Bellas! Bellas! Bellas!
1993
01:44:07,325 --> 01:44:10,660
ALL: (
CHANTING) Bellas!
Bellas! Bellas!
1994
01:44:10,828 --> 01:44:14,039
Oh. They have touched
every person here.
1995
01:44:14,123 --> 01:44:16,291
They've touched me, John.
1996
01:44:16,459 --> 01:44:18,710
Well, everyone has
touched you, Gail,
1997
01:44:18,878 --> 01:44:21,004
but this is something else.
1998
01:44:39,523 --> 01:44:40,607
It's ceremonial,
1999
01:44:40,691 --> 01:44:42,025
and you should
definitely not drink it
2000
01:44:42,109 --> 01:44:43,610
'cause it is essentially poison.
2001
01:44:43,694 --> 01:44:44,903
Terrible for you. Okay.
2002
01:44:44,987 --> 01:44:46,363
Okay. Great.
2003
01:44:47,365 --> 01:44:49,824
Ooh. It smells like
cherries and vanilla.
2004
01:44:49,992 --> 01:44:51,152
CHLOE: Okay, repeat after me.
2005
01:44:51,202 --> 01:44:52,869
"I..." Sing your name.
2006
01:44:53,329 --> 01:44:54,329
I...
2007
01:44:54,372 --> 01:44:55,455
(
SINGING) Emily...
2008
01:44:55,539 --> 01:44:56,665
Okay.
2009
01:44:56,749 --> 01:44:59,668
"Promise to uphold the ideals
of a Bella woman forever."
2010
01:44:59,835 --> 01:45:02,379
Promise to uphold the ideals
of a Bella woman forever.
2011
01:45:02,546 --> 01:45:04,089
And that's it. That's
the end of the speech.
2012
01:45:04,256 --> 01:45:06,549
Nothing weird
happens after that.
2013
01:45:06,717 --> 01:45:07,884
These are for you.
2014
01:45:08,052 --> 01:45:09,572
Don't go in the
basement, it's haunted.
2015
01:45:10,054 --> 01:45:11,054
AMY: Wait!
2016
01:45:11,097 --> 01:45:12,472
One last thing.
2017
01:45:12,723 --> 01:45:14,516
Yes, every Bella must
christen the house
2018
01:45:14,684 --> 01:45:16,393
by sliding down the staircase.
2019
01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:19,187
Seriously?
2020
01:45:19,355 --> 01:45:20,939
It's tradition. Yeah.
2021
01:45:21,107 --> 01:45:23,066
Don't worry. I'll show you.
2022
01:45:25,569 --> 01:45:27,195
Behold!
2023
01:45:29,532 --> 01:45:30,573
(
AMY GROANING)
2024
01:45:34,078 --> 01:45:35,078
(
PANTING)
2025
01:45:35,413 --> 01:45:37,080
Crushed it.
2026
01:45:37,540 --> 01:45:38,581
Good form.
2027
01:45:39,583 --> 01:45:41,251
Now I'm ready to move on.
2028
01:45:42,795 --> 01:45:44,254
Legacy, you're up.
2029
01:45:48,342 --> 01:45:49,462
EMILY: All right, I'm ready.
2030
01:45:50,261 --> 01:45:51,428
Let's do this!
2031
01:48:04,270 --> 01:48:05,603
(
PIANO PLAYING)
2032
01:48:10,359 --> 01:48:11,776
(
SINGING SLOW POP SONG)
2033
01:48:25,207 --> 01:48:26,207
Yes!
2034
01:48:26,250 --> 01:48:27,584
(
CONTINUES SINGING)
2035
01:48:34,008 --> 01:48:35,008
You can't!
2036
01:48:35,092 --> 01:48:38,094
You can't turn back around. That's
not part of the rules! That's not...
2037
01:48:38,762 --> 01:48:39,762
(
MOUTHING) That bad?
2038
01:48:49,773 --> 01:48:50,893
Thank you so much, Pharrell.
2039
01:49:00,451 --> 01:49:01,784
Adam, turn around!
2040
01:49:01,952 --> 01:49:04,120
Everybody's doing it, baby!
They love me!
2041
01:49:04,288 --> 01:49:06,456
America loves me!
2042
01:49:08,792 --> 01:49:10,418
(
CONTINUES SINGING)
2043
01:49:15,799 --> 01:49:17,342
And I give myself to you!
2044
01:49:17,468 --> 01:49:20,011
And you! And you! And you!
2045
01:49:20,179 --> 01:49:21,512
And you, America!
2046
01:49:23,390 --> 01:49:24,390
Whoo!
2047
01:49:30,481 --> 01:49:31,940
- Hey, man.
-
BUMPER: Yes. Yes, Blake.
2048
01:49:32,024 --> 01:49:33,149
What's your name, brother?
2049
01:49:33,359 --> 01:49:36,069
I don't even know right now!
2050
01:49:36,153 --> 01:49:37,403
Hey, just do me a favor, man.
2051
01:49:37,488 --> 01:49:41,366
Please, under no circumstances,
choose me for your coach.
2052
01:49:41,492 --> 01:49:43,618
- I just want to put that out there.
-
CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Okay.
2053
01:49:43,702 --> 01:49:47,163
So, you have a lot of personality.
And I love that.
2054
01:49:47,539 --> 01:49:48,790
Thank you.
2055
01:49:48,958 --> 01:49:51,834
You're interesting, and I
can work with interesting.
2056
01:49:52,336 --> 01:49:53,336
(
AUDIENCE CHEERING)
2057
01:49:53,796 --> 01:49:56,673
All of the coaches
at my disposal,
2058
01:49:56,840 --> 01:49:59,259
I'm gonna have to choose
2059
01:49:59,343 --> 01:50:00,343
Christina!
2060
01:50:00,928 --> 01:50:01,928
Whoo!
2061
01:50:03,013 --> 01:50:04,013
Yay!
2062
01:50:05,307 --> 01:50:06,391
This is awesome!
2063
01:50:06,475 --> 01:50:07,600
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
2064
01:50:07,685 --> 01:50:09,060
Oh, my God.
2065
01:50:09,561 --> 01:50:11,562
Whoa! Okay, okay, okay.
2066
01:50:11,647 --> 01:50:13,189
Thank you. Okay.
2067
01:50:13,857 --> 01:50:15,566
Thank you so much.
2068
01:50:15,818 --> 01:50:17,735
Aah! Besties!
2069
01:50:17,903 --> 01:50:19,988
Hey, Mom! Hey.
2070
01:50:20,155 --> 01:50:21,531
Hey, Amy!
2071
01:50:21,631 --> 01:50:26,631
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