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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,880 Hey, guys! How was your vacation? 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,200 Hey, guys! How was your vacation? 3 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,320 Epic! Epic! 4 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,640 Look at my biceps! I was working out a lot! 5 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,520 - Show it to me! - I do not want tear the jacket! 6 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,520 Babe, how was your leave? 7 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:34,280 I do not have time for your small talk, Karan. 8 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,040 Guys, where is trippy? 9 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,800 I do not know he said he'd be here. 10 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,040 Buenos Dias! Losers! 11 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:07,280 - Whose ass? - It means 'Good Morning' in Spanish. 12 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,240 After you, Baby. 13 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,680 The chair. 14 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,800 Guys, this is Isha. 15 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,840 I call her Hippy. 16 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,880 It rhymes with Trippy. 17 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,640 Cool, right? 18 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,880 I am very cute! 19 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,600 Hippy is from LSR. Psychology honours. 20 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,760 Her mom is a great healer. 21 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,600 A doctor? 22 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,200 A doctor for emotions! 23 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,200 She heals people from within. 24 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,240 I see. So how did you both meet? 25 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,000 Well, let me tell you... 26 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:52,040 Meeting people is like having sex. 27 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,880 It can happen anywhere 28 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,200 anytime. 29 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,880 And you will never know how long it will last. 30 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,440 But you enjoy the moment. 31 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,000 Correct. 32 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,840 We met on a dating app. 33 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,000 We both were single. 34 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,640 Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! 35 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,120 Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! 36 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,200 Can I speak to you for a moment? 37 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,160 - What is it? - Come with me. 38 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,960 - Naira, come along. - Let me ask you. 39 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,240 - Let me sit for a minute. - Come... 40 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,560 As I was saying... 41 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,120 Can I get you some bread fritters? 42 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,800 They taste delicious with green sauce. 43 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,280 And you were crying about Raveena a few days ago 44 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,920 and you moved on so quickly. 45 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,240 - Can you speak a little softer? - Tell us now! 46 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,200 Naira! Karan! 47 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,040 Hippy and I are made for each other. 48 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,280 She is such a good healer. 49 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,720 She touches the right spot. 50 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,960 How did you feel? 51 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,360 She touches the heart! The heart! 52 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,480 She wants to be a sage in future. 53 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,520 Like the Yoga guru! 54 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,320 - Breathe in and out? - Exactly! 55 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,960 I want to be like sure 56 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,600 and talk about spirituality 57 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,240 I want to ask more important questions 58 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:39,080 like what holds this fritter together. 59 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,440 Why is she here? 60 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,680 Why is this here? 61 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,880 Why is? 62 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,960 Why the heck are you here? 63 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,480 Exactly! 64 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,760 Trippy, do not change the topic. 65 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,920 Did you speak to Raveena? 66 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,240 Again with the same thing! Leave her be! 67 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,680 She left for Mohali to pursue engineering! 68 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,280 - And we both mutually decided that she is selfish. - Okay. 69 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,760 And she said that long distance never works. 70 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,640 So how am I in the wrong here? 71 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,400 Trippy, it is not necessary. 72 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,960 If a couple puts in effort then something can work out. 73 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,920 It depends on couples. 74 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,240 You ned to become a couple first! North Korean! 75 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,760 You are together and yet distant! 76 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,560 And you seem to get so wise about it. 77 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,560 If you are so sure then why do you not tell Bagga about it? 78 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,520 - Go on tell him. - I will tell him 79 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,480 but I do not know how he will react. 80 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,600 Guys, long distance is a myth. 81 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:44,680 Hippy had said there is only one animal who can do it. 82 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,160 - Humans? - Dogs? 83 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,840 Penguin, as they are dumb! 84 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,320 You are the dumb guy here! 85 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:55,760 I think that Bagga and I are like penguins! 86 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,920 I just cannot say it. 87 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,920 Even I cannot do it. 88 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,040 She never lets you speak. 89 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,720 I am the fool here! I have a good option! 90 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,760 - We can be stress free. - How? 91 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,080 Drinks! 92 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,400 We have met after a long time! 93 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,320 So ]do not worry, I have sorted everything out. 94 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,840 We should go to this amazing club! 95 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,920 They have an amazing night! 96 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,480 - Girls night! - Salsa night! 97 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,880 DJ night! 98 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,840 And here I present... 99 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:36,840 "Take me back to that place" 100 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:41,600 "where I do not meet myself." 101 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,440 "Take me back to that place" 102 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,920 "where I do not meet myself." 103 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,680 So chill man. 104 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,440 Why the heck are we here, Karan? 105 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:14,080 This is such a great crowd. We have older people here. 106 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,440 A guy was lighting a joint outside 107 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,600 and an older woman thought it was a prayer incense. 108 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,280 Good. 109 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,920 Good? Where have you brought us? 110 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,480 It seems like a memorial. 111 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,880 Bagga, it is a nice place. Nice vibes. 112 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:33,560 Guys, there is no thing as place. 113 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,600 It is all co-ordinates. 114 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:41,960 We just have to keep moving. 115 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:47,160 and keep wondering the reason for our existence. 116 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,200 - So deep. - then jump within her, Trippy! 117 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,120 Cheap. 118 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,760 Let me present! 119 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:00,120 "Take me back to that place" 120 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,560 "where I do not see the night!" 121 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:06,160 "Take me back to that place" 122 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,760 "where I do not see the night!" 123 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,520 "where I do not see the night!" 124 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,720 He doesn't want to sleep! 125 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,400 When will he sleep? 126 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,560 Silence, fool! 127 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,880 Bagga. 128 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,080 - Should I hit him? - I need to speak to you. 129 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:32,680 Naira, let us speak later. Everyone is here. 130 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,880 I do not want to speak about sex. 131 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,200 It is something urgent. Come to me. 132 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,640 - Guys, excuse us. - I'll be back. 133 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,160 - Enjoy this! - Sure! 134 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,960 - Waiter! - I am the manager. 135 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,160 Good for you. 136 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,120 Listen to me. 137 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,320 How long have we been dating? 138 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:06,680 It has been 8 months 12 days and 16 hours. 139 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,880 You remembered? 140 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,960 You think I'll forget. 141 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,560 It was a dry day! Gandhi Jayanti! 142 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,480 I can never forget that! 143 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,560 I could not even drink! 144 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,760 Do you think that as a couple 145 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,920 we have known each other well? That we have gotten close? 146 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:31,600 Yes, I can tell your shampoo without sniffing your hair. 147 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,760 - Papaya! - Blue berry! 148 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,240 Close! Close! 149 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,120 On that note. 150 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:45,320 If we are to take a next step in our relationship then... 151 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,440 Will you be with me? 152 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,280 Tell me the step and I will do it. 153 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,000 Here it is. How about this one? 154 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:04,320 Not this one! One that a couple has for each other! 155 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,000 A couple taking steps? 156 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,120 "I did want to confess my love" 157 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:16,400 "but I think I am not worthy!" 158 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,520 "Why does fate always betray me?" 159 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,360 What the heck are you doing? 160 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:28,840 Do you not think our relation is like north Korea? 161 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,160 Do you know what the hell are you talking about? 162 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,320 I cannot hold your hand nor can I ask you. 163 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,320 You do what you want. 164 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,240 Do you want to make out right now? 165 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,720 Yes. Not right now. 166 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,760 What nonsense! 167 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,440 His lips, his will. What is this? 168 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,840 - Can you please get lost Trippy? - Let us head out for a bit. 169 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,640 Bagga! 170 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,520 - Bagga! - Yes. 171 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:06,320 Something that a husband penguin and a wife penguin do? 172 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,760 Husband penguin? What do you mean? 173 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,680 - Let me present. - Go ahead. 174 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:21,800 "Marriage is a flower that never withers." 175 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:27,440 "Marriage is a dust that can never be swayed off." 176 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,840 Amazing! 177 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,880 - Nice couple! - Thank you. 178 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,160 Be careful. 179 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,400 I was saying something! 180 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,360 "Marriage is a flower that never withers." 181 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:45,240 - Listen. - "Marriage is a dust that can never be swayed off." 182 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,200 - I want to pee. - Right now? 183 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,680 - I want to pee. - Suddenly? - It happens. 184 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,360 It is important. I need to do it. 185 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,280 - My zip is tight and I have to undo my pant. - Wait...listen to me... 186 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,080 Can I feed this to you? 187 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,520 'Trippy.' 188 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,560 Do you know? 189 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:37,560 Sometimes I wonder who I would have found 190 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,840 had I not swiped right. 191 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,360 It is not about who. 192 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,400 It is about how. 193 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,520 - What? - When? - How? 194 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,720 Yes... That! 195 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,840 This is a poetry! 196 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,840 Your words reach my heart! 197 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,720 You are too good. 198 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:07,160 I am glad Raveena left so we could meet. 199 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,360 I'd love to see where this goes. 200 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,640 We are like poetry. so sweet. 201 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:22,040 That reminds me. I got something for you. 202 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,440 Hot chocolate fudge? 203 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,680 I like your sense of humour. 204 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,720 I eat this daily with tea. 205 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,600 - You made this? - Yes, for you. 206 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,920 Come, let's go inside. 207 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,160 At Least let me drink full. 208 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:42,120 We are not in a long distance relationship Karan! for God's sake! 209 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,320 But it is very evident! 210 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,520 We do not have sex. 211 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,440 You keep chatting to someone. 212 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,280 Who speaks to you? 213 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,800 You reply to be hours late! 214 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,080 We have different time zones. 215 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,280 Would you like to have these? 216 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,240 I do not mind. You made this? 217 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,240 Ilove brownies. 218 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,840 Guys, is Bagga back from washroom? 219 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,280 - Did you see him? - We do not know. 220 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,160 - What are you having? - She made some brownies. 221 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,600 How is it? 222 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,200 - It is great! - Hello, friends! 223 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:58,120 Friends! I am here to tell you a poetry! 224 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:05,560 One that wrote for Hippy! 225 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,480 What happened to him? 226 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:14,240 I think it is the brownies. A new recipe of mine. 227 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,920 Hear me. Listen to me. 228 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,800 This is the truth of my life. 229 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,520 Hear me. 230 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:32,560 A sauce is on table and the fritter on the other. 231 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,480 What is the point for such a long distance? 232 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,960 Lady, I am telling you. 233 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:49,800 Break open your bonds and set yourself free! 234 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,680 Find new ways of love! 235 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,560 Get trippy in the bond of love. 236 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,360 And say that... 237 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,440 I love you! 238 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,480 I love Raveena! 239 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:20,480 Yes! Yes! Yes! 240 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,280 I love it! 241 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,040 I'll be back guys! 242 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,320 Hippy! 243 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,640 - Hippy listen... - Where are you going? 244 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,440 Raveena, I love you. 245 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,680 Nice to drink here. 246 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,400 Easy there! 247 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:54,520 Listen to me... You seem experienced. 248 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,000 You write poetry... 249 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,800 Just as the penguins here. 250 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,480 How do you know if it is a male or female? 251 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,600 They do have something visible. 252 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,760 Truly said. 253 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,280 We cannot tell amongst birds as well. 254 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,600 Hippy! 255 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,920 - Do you know her? - Introduce us! 256 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,840 Hippy, this is the poet. 257 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,840 - Poet, this is the Hippy. - Hi! 258 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,920 Come now let us have a small drink. 259 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,320 No, Bagga. I really need to be somewhere! 260 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,520 Somewhere? 261 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,840 Even I wanted to be. 262 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:40,000 - But the meal I had... - Are you okay? 263 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:51,000 Are we in long distance? 264 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,560 No! 265 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,280 Why do you text me? 266 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,600 Why do you not call me? 267 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,880 A video call? 268 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,360 You do not come to college with me. 269 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:20,800 I do that as you drive so rash and I am scared. 270 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,520 Really. 271 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,560 You do not take me out on shopping. 272 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,640 Cheap. 273 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:34,680 You make me try all your clothes. 274 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,600 That frock on you looks so cute! 275 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,960 This is the brownie, right? 276 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,800 Bagga! 277 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,520 Bagga! 278 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,720 Where are you? Bagga? 279 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,520 Bagga, why do I see you everywhere? 280 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,200 I need to talk to you. 281 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,240 It was the sauce. 282 00:18:55,120 --> 00:19:01,400 I always wanted to enter women's washroom. 283 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,080 - I did it today. - Are you all right? 284 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,640 Are you all right? 285 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,800 I was fine the moment got this scent. 286 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,960 Man, it is so soothing. 287 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,480 The men's washroom is a different story. 288 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:22,200 Do you guys burn incense in here? 289 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,960 Fate has everything written. 290 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,000 Universe sends a sign for everyone! 291 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,760 One just has to see it! 292 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,920 I saw it! I saw it! The sign! 293 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,080 Let me make a wish. 294 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,880 Male...? 295 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,920 Which is the one for males? 296 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,000 This is not... 297 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,480 Trippy, did you see Bagga? 298 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,680 Naira, it has been long. 299 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,120 - Let me present. - I do not have time for this. 300 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,360 I am having a hard time after eating the brownies. 301 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,360 Where is Bagga? 302 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,240 He must be taking a leak. 303 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:32,480 Tell me which is the washroom for males! 304 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,920 Tell me where is it? 305 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,040 Is this the one? 306 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,560 That is it! 307 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:52,160 Bagga! Come out you asshole! 308 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,960 Look here he comes. Scared. 309 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,760 I will pint him red. 310 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,360 - Yes, sir? - Myself Sandeep Bagga. 311 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,440 What did you say? 312 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,440 Naira! 313 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,840 Tell me. 314 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,360 Hippy, I am just a kid. 315 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,640 I do not even have chest hair. 316 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,720 How can I get married? 317 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,840 Tippy and you have it good. 318 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,200 Made for each other. 319 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,000 Trippy and I are like express highway. 320 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:49,880 Together but moving in opposite directions. 321 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,160 But from what I have heard from Trippy. 322 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,000 Naira and you are so close. 323 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:04,320 Somehow you both always end up together. 324 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,440 I'll see you later. 325 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,400 Can it really be? 326 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,760 No. 327 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,320 Tell me, should I get married or not? 328 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,800 Naira is... 329 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,800 - It is you, Bagga, right? - Yes. 330 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,760 What happened? 331 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,320 Let us leave from here. 332 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,000 - Where do you want to go? - Home! 333 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,040 Sir, I do not know you. 334 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,640 Sir, I was talking about this Bagga. 335 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,280 Please! Do not beat me! 336 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,840 Bagga, please tell him. 337 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,800 Sir, myself Bagga! 338 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,600 I also just came to know. 339 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,640 Let me present! 340 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,240 "The night is young!" 341 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:21,120 "And there is much to do!" 342 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:28,600 "Take me with you after drinking the last cup!" 343 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,080 Cheers! 344 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,200 This is for you. 345 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,680 We love you! 346 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,440 Love you too! 347 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,400 Give me your number I'll call you to my college. 348 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,720 To hell with you! 349 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,480 You suck. 350 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,520 This man is done! 351 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,200 What a guy! What a guy! 352 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,520 - Shut up Karan! - Let's go. 353 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,560 Where is he? 354 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,120 I'd thrash him up! 355 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,280 Three two one! 356 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,960 Three two one! 357 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,600 Close your eyes or she will wreck you up. 358 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,080 Guys, I think we should take a cab home. 359 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,680 Are you mad? 360 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,360 The SHO of Lajpat nagar drinks with me. 361 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,160 You think I will take a cab? 362 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,760 Leave me be. I am not drunk! 363 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,200 Bagga... 364 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,560 Sister, you may drive! 365 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,240 Come on in! 366 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,640 Stop it now. 367 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,960 Move. Move. 368 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,760 Move. 369 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,040 Are we there? 370 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,680 What did you say? 371 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,840 Give me. 372 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:47,240 Not to drink cold water or else... 373 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,120 All are idiots. 374 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,680 I am sorry, Bagga. 375 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,680 I know you would react like this. 376 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,760 No, it is not your fault. 377 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:10,960 I heard from Mr. Goldie and I was scared. 378 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,760 Did it not work with him? 379 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,760 No, it was messed up. 380 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,760 I think he did not have a bond like us. 381 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,320 Guys, I think Ill have to leave. 382 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,080 We have ordered food. 383 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,560 It is okay. 384 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,360 How will you go all alone so late at night? 385 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,760 - It is okay! - Talk to her. 386 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,040 It was nice meeting you guys! 387 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:57,040 I wish we could say the same for you, Hippy. 388 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,080 - Bye! - Bye! Take care! 389 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,720 Naira 390 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,880 I have decided. 391 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,240 I am ready. 392 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,080 - Really? - Yes. 393 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,520 - You think we can do this. - Yes. 394 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,720 Hippy told me that we are like back alley lanes 395 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,520 and we always end up together 396 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,640 be it is a couple or a husband and wife. 397 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,080 And I have a nephew who wants an aunt. 398 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,360 - And he will get an aunt. - What? 399 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,440 I am telling you. I am ready. 400 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,880 When should I come to meet your father? 401 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,160 Are you mad? 402 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,440 I will be going abroad to study further 403 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,560 and on that I needed your opinion. 404 00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,880 What do you mean? 405 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,160 What are you staring at? 406 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,640 Go now! 407 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,440 Hippy! 408 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,880 Listen 409 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,400 whatever happened, it was under... 410 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,120 It is okay. 411 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,840 - It is okay? - It is? 412 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,280 You mean we can meet again. 413 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,720 In this universe or another, perhaps! 414 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,920 Shall we go home? 415 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,280 I am not in the mood. 416 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,160 I understand. 417 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,880 Keep over thinking, Karan! 418 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,680 Trippy, you are a nice guy 419 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,640 but I think you need some more time to get over that girl. 420 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,960 I have moved on. 421 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,280 It was nice meeting you. 422 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,600 GK! 423 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,400 When are you leaving? 424 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,520 Next semester. 425 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,560 If you feel like Trippy that long distance does not work 426 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,000 then let us deal with it. 427 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,480 Are you crazy? 428 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,400 We have been through all so let us see this through. 429 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,920 What do you mean deal with it? 430 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,840 Deal with it? 431 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,520 So... 432 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,000 You think we can do this? 433 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,800 Yes! 434 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:41,920 Come here. 435 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,720 Your food. 436 00:33:31,454 --> 00:33:33,014 Wait a second. 437 00:33:34,254 --> 00:33:35,254 I... 438 00:33:42,574 --> 00:33:44,294 Thanks for picking me up. 439 00:33:45,174 --> 00:33:46,854 I know you realised your mistake. 440 00:33:46,974 --> 00:33:49,334 Oh sorry, mistakes. 441 00:33:49,454 --> 00:33:52,654 "And you're going to hear romantic songs all day because" 442 00:33:52,774 --> 00:33:57,094 "today is that day which every lover keenly awaits." 443 00:33:57,214 --> 00:34:01,934 "And if you can feel the love in the air like us 444 00:34:02,054 --> 00:34:05,774 then here's wishing Happy Valentine's day from Radio Ishq." 445 00:34:05,894 --> 00:34:11,694 "Run your fingers through lover's tresses." 446 00:34:11,814 --> 00:34:13,894 - "Caress her cheeks..." - You pervert! 447 00:34:23,054 --> 00:34:27,894 I am sure even you want to run your fingers through my hair. 448 00:34:29,294 --> 00:34:31,174 Everyone's girlfriend does it, you know. 449 00:34:31,294 --> 00:34:34,854 Sometimes a peck on the cheek publicly, sends a cake, cuddle up. 450 00:34:36,734 --> 00:34:40,454 I guess I'll post a selfie today on the group. 451 00:34:40,574 --> 00:34:42,414 Sorry, menstruating, Karan. 452 00:34:45,774 --> 00:34:46,934 Asshole. 453 00:34:47,054 --> 00:34:49,734 Are you planning to settle down on the road? Start moving! 454 00:34:49,934 --> 00:34:53,054 Fucking hate these stupid drivers, man! Bloody over-smart assholes! 455 00:34:56,134 --> 00:34:58,774 Who abused me? Who abused me? 456 00:34:58,894 --> 00:35:00,214 Come out, asshole. 457 00:35:00,374 --> 00:35:02,654 God this is such a boring day, Karan. 458 00:35:02,894 --> 00:35:04,854 Handle this shit. I'll see you at college. 459 00:35:04,974 --> 00:35:06,934 - Where are you going? - What are you looking at? 460 00:35:07,054 --> 00:35:08,054 Deepika's leaving. 461 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,054 - Come out. - I am your boyfriend. 462 00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:13,374 - These insensitive assholes will kill me. - Come out! 463 00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:26,494 Baby, in our three months of relationships 464 00:35:26,614 --> 00:35:31,174 I've kept all the tissues that you used. 465 00:35:31,294 --> 00:35:33,174 Wait, I'll show you. 466 00:35:34,094 --> 00:35:35,094 This one. 467 00:35:35,654 --> 00:35:38,734 I used this to wipe the mayonnaise on your face. 468 00:35:39,694 --> 00:35:42,374 And I used one to get mouth freshener for you. 469 00:35:43,334 --> 00:35:44,254 Hey man... 470 00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:51,854 Someone's put balloons all over the college. 471 00:35:52,054 --> 00:35:54,534 I'll take Trippy with me and blow up all the balloons. 472 00:35:54,894 --> 00:35:56,574 Today was short too. 473 00:36:01,654 --> 00:36:05,214 Naira, Dipti's gone why are you reading her book? 474 00:36:06,294 --> 00:36:07,614 This is my book. 475 00:36:11,254 --> 00:36:12,654 "The Dog Inside You!" 476 00:36:13,374 --> 00:36:14,374 I see... 477 00:36:17,374 --> 00:36:20,654 So...then what breed am I? 478 00:36:20,974 --> 00:36:21,934 Pomeranian. 479 00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,254 What's the date today, Bugs? 480 00:36:27,734 --> 00:36:30,574 Date? February, why? 481 00:36:34,214 --> 00:36:35,734 Happy Valentines Day, babes. 482 00:36:39,934 --> 00:36:41,614 Sorry. Sorry. 483 00:36:41,894 --> 00:36:45,134 You know what, you're not a Pomeranian. 484 00:36:45,334 --> 00:36:46,174 Then? 485 00:36:46,294 --> 00:36:48,254 You're a street dog. 486 00:36:48,894 --> 00:36:50,574 You forgot Valentine's day today. 487 00:36:50,694 --> 00:36:52,414 What else will you forget tomorrow when I leave? 488 00:36:52,814 --> 00:36:54,094 You'll forget to call me. 489 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:56,494 You'll forget my birthday. You'll even forget the goodnight kiss. 490 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:58,054 You'll even forget the long life. 491 00:36:58,574 --> 00:37:01,294 - You know what... - What? 492 00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:03,934 Forget me. 493 00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:07,494 Naina, why... Naina, sorry. I forgot... 494 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:08,974 Stop it, guys. 495 00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:11,134 You've turned college into lover's point. 496 00:37:12,214 --> 00:37:13,734 Yes, you too... 497 00:37:14,734 --> 00:37:16,854 It's okay. Don't worry. 498 00:37:17,254 --> 00:37:19,614 I'll run my fingers through your hair. 499 00:37:22,054 --> 00:37:25,854 Thanks, Trippy. But I'll do the same when this happens to you. 500 00:37:25,974 --> 00:37:27,454 Yeah, okay. 501 00:37:27,574 --> 00:37:30,494 But your brother's all set. Look. 502 00:37:33,254 --> 00:37:34,494 Take a look. 503 00:37:37,974 --> 00:37:39,534 He does look hot. 504 00:37:40,054 --> 00:37:41,094 What? 505 00:37:42,374 --> 00:37:44,654 Asshole, why would I tell you to see a guy. 506 00:37:44,894 --> 00:37:47,094 - You told me to. - Look at her. 507 00:37:47,814 --> 00:37:51,854 Your brother's in love. 508 00:37:52,254 --> 00:37:53,614 Good choice, Trippy. 509 00:37:53,734 --> 00:37:55,614 - Isn't it? - So cute... 510 00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:57,854 Who are you two ogling at secretly? 511 00:37:58,574 --> 00:38:02,574 Your future sister-in-law. She's so cute. 512 00:38:03,374 --> 00:38:05,414 Does she even know that you exist? 513 00:38:05,614 --> 00:38:06,654 Obviously. 514 00:38:06,774 --> 00:38:10,534 I text her every day. I am just waiting for her reply, that's all. 515 00:38:11,974 --> 00:38:18,374 Tripu, why don't you find someone that likes you as well. 516 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:26,254 There is one. She likes me a lot. 517 00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:29,054 But I don't like her at all. 518 00:38:29,734 --> 00:38:30,734 Not even a bit. 519 00:38:34,294 --> 00:38:35,934 You don't believe me. Look. 520 00:38:37,934 --> 00:38:38,934 Take a look. 521 00:38:47,574 --> 00:38:50,934 What the twin... they are twins! 522 00:38:51,574 --> 00:38:53,054 - Yeah, so? - So? 523 00:38:53,174 --> 00:38:55,014 So...can you tell them apart? 524 00:38:55,454 --> 00:38:57,174 Are you two blind? 525 00:38:58,134 --> 00:38:59,694 They are so different. See... 526 00:39:00,454 --> 00:39:01,534 See... 527 00:39:02,094 --> 00:39:07,054 Mesmerising eyes, killer attitude, beautiful face. 528 00:39:07,294 --> 00:39:10,454 She's Karishma. The miracle of nature. 529 00:39:11,214 --> 00:39:12,814 And she's a curse. 530 00:39:13,214 --> 00:39:14,694 She's my life hell. 531 00:39:15,214 --> 00:39:16,494 - Hi Karishma. - Hi. 532 00:39:16,614 --> 00:39:18,694 - How are you? - I am fine. How are you? 533 00:39:24,294 --> 00:39:25,454 Wait a minute. 534 00:39:26,534 --> 00:39:29,014 - Wait a minute. Don't laugh. - Wait... 535 00:39:37,174 --> 00:39:39,094 I know the difference between the two. 536 00:39:39,214 --> 00:39:41,414 I was confused because of you two. 537 00:39:41,534 --> 00:39:44,974 Of course, we saw. You can tell them apart. 538 00:39:45,614 --> 00:39:47,254 So which one is Raveena? 539 00:39:48,334 --> 00:39:50,974 Do you have to take that wretch's name? 540 00:39:51,374 --> 00:39:54,294 Trippy, why do you get restless hearing Raveena's name? 541 00:39:55,054 --> 00:39:56,094 Listen. 542 00:39:56,334 --> 00:39:59,294 You need to seek closure so you can move on. 543 00:40:00,134 --> 00:40:01,254 Are you done? 544 00:40:01,854 --> 00:40:05,334 Guys, it's Valentine's Day, let's talk about something nice. 545 00:40:05,534 --> 00:40:08,134 Balls valentine's day. Bagga doesn't even remember. 546 00:40:09,654 --> 00:40:12,334 And you, don't forget. Did you wish Deepika? 547 00:40:12,814 --> 00:40:13,654 No. 548 00:40:15,894 --> 00:40:18,894 Wait a minute, how could I miss this? 549 00:40:20,374 --> 00:40:21,574 What's that on your face? 550 00:40:22,054 --> 00:40:23,534 Is the mark still there? 551 00:40:24,374 --> 00:40:26,934 That guy slapped me really hard. 552 00:40:28,454 --> 00:40:30,054 Get some tea for everyone. 553 00:40:32,774 --> 00:40:33,934 It's a sad day. 554 00:40:34,214 --> 00:40:37,174 Yeah, we're having such a sad Valentine's Day. 555 00:40:37,574 --> 00:40:39,934 On that note, I'll tell you a saying. 556 00:40:40,214 --> 00:40:41,894 Will you stop if you say no? 557 00:40:42,414 --> 00:40:43,254 Do you think? 558 00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:44,574 Then say it, asshole. 559 00:40:45,294 --> 00:40:46,134 Listen... 560 00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:49,734 "I grew the fruit of love..." 561 00:40:52,494 --> 00:40:54,534 "I grew the fruit of love" 562 00:40:55,534 --> 00:40:57,294 "with only two seeds." 563 00:40:58,294 --> 00:41:04,374 "One is status...and the other is hope." 564 00:41:05,414 --> 00:41:06,814 Wow... 565 00:41:08,054 --> 00:41:09,174 Explain. 566 00:41:10,254 --> 00:41:11,254 I knew it. 567 00:41:12,934 --> 00:41:17,734 In the following lines, the poet wants to say even though a person is an asshole 568 00:41:17,854 --> 00:41:19,534 he has only two options in life. 569 00:41:20,334 --> 00:41:23,094 One is status, and the other is hope. 570 00:41:23,854 --> 00:41:26,214 Hope is like Tina from 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hain'. 571 00:41:27,614 --> 00:41:30,134 And status is Anjali. 572 00:41:34,294 --> 00:41:35,814 You are right. 573 00:41:37,694 --> 00:41:40,414 I think I shouldn't keep any hope with that Bagga. 574 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:43,974 Maybe he's my Anjali. 575 00:41:44,094 --> 00:41:46,934 Sissy...Tina isn't dead yet. 576 00:41:50,694 --> 00:41:51,974 Tina is alive. 577 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:55,654 You just need to awaken it. 578 00:41:56,894 --> 00:41:58,174 You're right, bro. 579 00:41:58,574 --> 00:42:03,214 I know that Karishma is my hope and my stature. 580 00:42:04,934 --> 00:42:07,574 But she doesn't give me any attention. 581 00:42:07,694 --> 00:42:08,654 Exactly. 582 00:42:09,494 --> 00:42:14,174 That's why we'll go to each other's Tina to awaken them. 583 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:20,374 We'll bring their love out. 584 00:42:21,654 --> 00:42:24,374 Let's wake Tina. 585 00:42:25,894 --> 00:42:28,974 Let's wake Tina, asshole! 586 00:42:29,934 --> 00:42:32,854 Let's wake Tina! 587 00:42:33,334 --> 00:42:35,974 Let's wake Tina! 588 00:42:36,294 --> 00:42:38,454 Let's wake Tina! 589 00:42:38,734 --> 00:42:41,054 Let's wake Tina! 590 00:42:41,174 --> 00:42:43,414 Let's wake Tina! 591 00:42:43,534 --> 00:42:45,654 Let's wake Tina! 592 00:42:45,974 --> 00:42:48,174 Let's wake Tina! 593 00:42:48,294 --> 00:42:50,174 Let's wake... 594 00:42:57,774 --> 00:42:59,534 Let's wake Tina! 595 00:42:59,974 --> 00:43:01,534 Let's wake Tina! 596 00:43:01,894 --> 00:43:03,454 Let's wake... 597 00:43:09,094 --> 00:43:09,934 Excuse me. 598 00:43:10,054 --> 00:43:10,814 Yes. 599 00:43:12,254 --> 00:43:13,094 Hi. 600 00:43:13,374 --> 00:43:13,934 Hi... 601 00:43:15,094 --> 00:43:17,014 Don't get excited, okay. 602 00:43:17,454 --> 00:43:21,614 I've come for a friend who loves you a lot. 603 00:43:22,054 --> 00:43:24,174 What happened to your cheek? 604 00:43:24,414 --> 00:43:27,054 As I said, don't get excited. 605 00:43:30,094 --> 00:43:31,374 Who is your friend? 606 00:43:32,254 --> 00:43:33,134 Trippy. 607 00:43:35,054 --> 00:43:35,974 Who is Trippy? 608 00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:41,454 He's the most famous male in college. 609 00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:44,814 He's also sent a poem for you. 610 00:43:44,934 --> 00:43:46,094 Okay. 611 00:43:55,534 --> 00:43:56,534 Are you... 612 00:43:57,214 --> 00:43:58,414 - Ready? - Yeah... 613 00:44:00,534 --> 00:44:02,534 "Make my life better" 614 00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:05,134 "bring a new spring." 615 00:44:05,734 --> 00:44:08,774 "Change my world." 616 00:44:09,934 --> 00:44:11,214 "Love..." 617 00:44:12,734 --> 00:44:14,814 "You're a beautiful miracle." 618 00:44:15,254 --> 00:44:20,174 "You're a dream that's become someone's reality." 619 00:44:24,254 --> 00:44:31,054 "Now it's my dream to make your dreams a reality." 620 00:44:31,894 --> 00:44:33,574 I've heard this somewhere. 621 00:44:33,694 --> 00:44:35,934 As I said he's very famous. 622 00:44:36,814 --> 00:44:37,854 Nice poetry. 623 00:44:38,054 --> 00:44:38,854 I know. 624 00:44:44,214 --> 00:44:47,014 Please don't take pictures. We're not together. 625 00:44:49,174 --> 00:44:51,254 I've to leave somewhere, so... 626 00:44:52,734 --> 00:44:54,734 Tell him, 3 pm I am free. 627 00:45:00,334 --> 00:45:01,574 Don't get excited. 628 00:45:01,694 --> 00:45:02,574 Creep. 629 00:45:04,574 --> 00:45:05,934 Not my type. 630 00:45:08,254 --> 00:45:09,174 But... 631 00:45:10,614 --> 00:45:12,374 I don't know how to regale her. 632 00:45:12,774 --> 00:45:14,694 I can't think of anything other than perfumes. 633 00:45:14,814 --> 00:45:17,254 Bagga, when will your friend come in use? 634 00:45:17,374 --> 00:45:19,054 Exactly. When will you come in use? 635 00:45:19,654 --> 00:45:21,854 Today. Right now. 636 00:45:23,094 --> 00:45:24,734 You know what to do. 637 00:45:25,294 --> 00:45:28,214 Naira is my best buddy. We're childhood friends. 638 00:45:29,134 --> 00:45:30,974 Then you tell me what to do. 639 00:45:31,094 --> 00:45:32,094 Come on. Tell me. 640 00:45:32,214 --> 00:45:33,734 Calm down. Calm down. 641 00:45:34,494 --> 00:45:36,014 Don't get too excited. 642 00:45:36,854 --> 00:45:40,694 Listen...Naira, Naira, Naira. 643 00:45:41,214 --> 00:45:44,334 Naira is a modern, independent female. 644 00:45:44,454 --> 00:45:47,734 And what do modern, independent females like... 645 00:45:47,854 --> 00:45:48,574 Sex! 646 00:45:49,174 --> 00:45:50,334 Voice, man. 647 00:45:50,454 --> 00:45:51,534 It's her voice, Bagga 648 00:45:52,014 --> 00:45:53,254 Voice. 649 00:45:54,174 --> 00:45:57,974 Make Naira feel that you listen to her. 650 00:45:58,374 --> 00:46:00,614 You listen to her. Whether you're with her or not. 651 00:46:00,734 --> 00:46:02,294 But you listen to her. 652 00:46:05,534 --> 00:46:08,214 Hear her out. Hear her out, Bagga. 653 00:46:09,734 --> 00:46:12,134 I got it. I got a gift idea, bro. 654 00:46:13,974 --> 00:46:16,534 Wait here. I'll go get a gift for her, bro. 655 00:46:16,654 --> 00:46:19,214 Gift, bro. Mention now. 656 00:46:20,654 --> 00:46:22,094 Sissy. 657 00:46:27,294 --> 00:46:29,974 Hi...you're here too. 658 00:46:30,774 --> 00:46:32,574 What a small world, nah? 659 00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:35,254 We're in the same college, dude. 660 00:46:35,374 --> 00:46:36,734 Okay... 661 00:46:36,854 --> 00:46:39,134 But isn't it great that we met here? 662 00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:43,054 I always wonder that we don't spend any time together. 663 00:46:43,174 --> 00:46:45,254 After all, you're my best friend's girlfriend. 664 00:46:45,374 --> 00:46:48,734 We never spend time alone, Naira. Never! 665 00:46:48,934 --> 00:46:49,854 Yeah... 666 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:51,934 But like we should, you know. 667 00:46:52,134 --> 00:46:54,094 Like a girl style... 668 00:46:55,094 --> 00:46:57,534 So tell me what's up. 669 00:47:02,934 --> 00:47:04,494 Okay, fine. I'll tell you. 670 00:47:05,334 --> 00:47:08,734 Man, I am feeling so romantic today. 671 00:47:09,254 --> 00:47:13,454 I want to spend the entire Valentine's Day with Bugs. 672 00:47:13,734 --> 00:47:16,734 You know, talk to him, pamper him... 673 00:47:16,854 --> 00:47:19,214 Are you menstruating too, Naira? 674 00:47:19,494 --> 00:47:21,174 No, not today. 675 00:47:22,174 --> 00:47:23,854 But try to understand, Deepika. 676 00:47:23,974 --> 00:47:27,374 Bugs and I are a couple, okay. 677 00:47:27,494 --> 00:47:30,894 So as his girlfriend I don't do these things for him. 678 00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:35,534 If I don't reciprocate his efforts, then what right do I have to be with him? 679 00:47:37,294 --> 00:47:38,974 He won't do everything. 680 00:47:42,414 --> 00:47:43,374 Makes sense. 681 00:47:43,854 --> 00:47:44,894 Doesn't it. 682 00:47:48,854 --> 00:47:51,294 I think you're right, Naira. Thanks a lot. 683 00:47:54,254 --> 00:47:55,774 Bloody witch. 684 00:48:01,294 --> 00:48:05,534 Guys. The job's done! 685 00:48:07,254 --> 00:48:08,854 This happens every year. 686 00:48:08,974 --> 00:48:10,374 Look, he's here. 687 00:48:18,294 --> 00:48:19,774 It's time for you to go. 688 00:48:19,894 --> 00:48:24,014 Excuse me, I want to talk to her. 689 00:48:24,614 --> 00:48:26,974 Ohh...okay, sure. 690 00:48:27,094 --> 00:48:27,934 Bye. 691 00:48:28,054 --> 00:48:30,134 Bye. Happy Valentine's Day. 692 00:48:31,214 --> 00:48:32,134 Thank you. 693 00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:36,894 Hi... 694 00:48:37,014 --> 00:48:37,774 Hi. 695 00:48:40,854 --> 00:48:41,734 Hello. 696 00:48:42,254 --> 00:48:43,214 Hi. 697 00:48:44,574 --> 00:48:45,934 Greetings... 698 00:48:47,534 --> 00:48:52,854 I wanted to say how did you get convinced so easily? 699 00:48:53,374 --> 00:48:55,974 Your friend read out your poem to me. 700 00:48:56,094 --> 00:48:58,054 You mean "I am a flying robot". 701 00:48:58,374 --> 00:49:01,214 No, not that one. The one you wrote for me. 702 00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:03,174 "Make my life better." 703 00:49:03,454 --> 00:49:06,134 How can I forget? It was such a nice piece of poetry. 704 00:49:06,614 --> 00:49:09,014 So your friend said you like me. 705 00:49:09,734 --> 00:49:10,694 Like? 706 00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:14,174 No, no, no! I love you. 707 00:49:14,854 --> 00:49:18,734 There's no one better than you in Delhi, let alone this college. 708 00:49:19,214 --> 00:49:25,214 You know, I even imagine my future with you. 709 00:49:25,334 --> 00:49:27,494 Ohh, you're so romantic. 710 00:49:28,054 --> 00:49:29,534 And poetic. 711 00:49:30,414 --> 00:49:33,294 By the way, before we move ahead, Trippy... 712 00:49:33,414 --> 00:49:35,134 I mean, if you don't mind me asking... 713 00:49:35,254 --> 00:49:36,334 No, no, please. 714 00:49:36,454 --> 00:49:39,454 You had a girlfriend earlier, didn't you? 715 00:49:44,854 --> 00:49:45,774 Yes. 716 00:49:50,894 --> 00:49:53,614 But we broke up. I am over her now. 717 00:49:53,734 --> 00:49:54,974 No hard feelings. 718 00:49:55,254 --> 00:49:58,334 Now isn't this a coincidence? Even her name was Raveena. 719 00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:01,494 Even her name was Raveena... 720 00:50:01,934 --> 00:50:02,974 What happened? 721 00:50:08,854 --> 00:50:12,254 Phone's ringing... it's mine. 722 00:50:13,854 --> 00:50:16,454 Oh my, God. It's an international call. 723 00:50:16,574 --> 00:50:18,094 It's very important. I'll be right back. 724 00:50:18,214 --> 00:50:19,854 - Let's finish this conversation... - It's an international call. 725 00:50:19,974 --> 00:50:21,974 - It's expensive...- Is it that important? - I'll be right back. 726 00:50:22,094 --> 00:50:24,334 Karan, you asshole! You're dead. 727 00:50:28,294 --> 00:50:29,854 Bugs, why did you bring me out here? 728 00:50:30,254 --> 00:50:31,934 I am getting late for class. 729 00:50:32,494 --> 00:50:34,414 Naira, I am sorry baby. 730 00:50:34,854 --> 00:50:36,974 I admit I made a mistake. 731 00:50:37,454 --> 00:50:39,974 But I've realised that I made a mistake. 732 00:50:40,254 --> 00:50:43,054 But now...I understand you. 733 00:50:43,534 --> 00:50:46,734 You modern, independent, woman. 734 00:50:51,014 --> 00:50:56,014 I want to make you realise that I listen to you. 735 00:50:56,134 --> 00:50:58,654 Whether you're with me or not. 736 00:50:58,974 --> 00:51:01,014 I'll always listen to you. 737 00:51:01,134 --> 00:51:03,134 That's why I got you a gift. 738 00:51:09,174 --> 00:51:09,774 Gift? 739 00:51:09,974 --> 00:51:10,734 Huh? 740 00:51:11,054 --> 00:51:11,854 Gift? 741 00:51:12,654 --> 00:51:14,334 That gift's for you, Naira. 742 00:51:15,934 --> 00:51:17,934 Naira. Naira. Naira. 743 00:51:18,054 --> 00:51:19,814 What's the most important thing for you? 744 00:51:20,814 --> 00:51:22,774 Your voice, Naira. Your voice. 745 00:51:22,894 --> 00:51:26,414 And now your voice's going to stay with me on every ride. 746 00:51:26,734 --> 00:51:27,454 Ready? 747 00:51:28,574 --> 00:51:29,814 "So Sexy Bugs" 748 00:51:30,374 --> 00:51:31,654 "So Sexy Bugs" 749 00:51:33,454 --> 00:51:35,894 Do you hear that? It sounds just like you. 750 00:51:36,974 --> 00:51:38,454 Is that my Valentine's gift? 751 00:51:39,174 --> 00:51:41,094 Didn't that drive you crazy? 752 00:51:42,174 --> 00:51:42,894 "So Sexy Bugs" 753 00:51:43,014 --> 00:51:45,734 Try it yourself. It's fun. 754 00:51:45,854 --> 00:51:48,974 I turned your voice note into my car horn. What a boyfriend, huh! 755 00:51:49,614 --> 00:51:52,534 What a fuckedup boyfriend with a fuckedup idea! 756 00:51:53,134 --> 00:51:55,054 Never call me again. 757 00:51:56,454 --> 00:51:59,294 And listen...that's all you're gonna get now. 758 00:52:00,214 --> 00:52:02,934 - Listen, Naira, sorry. - How are you, man? 759 00:52:03,054 --> 00:52:04,774 Great, bro. 760 00:52:04,974 --> 00:52:06,614 Trippy, you asshole. 761 00:52:06,734 --> 00:52:08,454 Pick up the phone. 762 00:52:09,494 --> 00:52:11,534 Trippy. Listen to me. 763 00:52:12,934 --> 00:52:14,574 What shitty idea did you get Bagga? 764 00:52:14,694 --> 00:52:17,454 I tried. But it's not my fault that your boyfriend's an asshole. 765 00:52:17,574 --> 00:52:19,094 Look, I am already pretty tensed. 766 00:52:19,214 --> 00:52:21,334 Karan said I love you to the wrong twin sister. 767 00:52:22,054 --> 00:52:26,814 Oh shit! Of course, even he couldn't tell them apart like you. 768 00:52:27,254 --> 00:52:28,254 Are you done? 769 00:52:28,654 --> 00:52:30,374 I'll have to go and embarrass myself. 770 00:52:30,494 --> 00:52:32,694 That asshole isn't even picking up my phone. You try calling him. 771 00:52:32,814 --> 00:52:33,934 How will he answer his phone? 772 00:52:34,054 --> 00:52:36,494 I've done my task. Everything is sorted. 773 00:52:36,614 --> 00:52:37,254 Meaning? 774 00:52:37,374 --> 00:52:38,894 Meaning I spoke with Deepika. 775 00:52:39,134 --> 00:52:40,494 But I'll call him just in case. 776 00:52:42,694 --> 00:52:43,534 Karan... 777 00:52:48,214 --> 00:52:49,374 We need to talk. 778 00:52:50,414 --> 00:52:51,134 Sure. 779 00:52:51,894 --> 00:52:52,814 Tell me... 780 00:52:53,694 --> 00:52:54,934 I spoke with Naira. 781 00:52:55,054 --> 00:52:57,454 I see... that's great. 782 00:52:59,654 --> 00:53:02,854 And I realised that a girlfriend should feel the love of her boyfriend 783 00:53:02,974 --> 00:53:04,254 and make him feel the same. 784 00:53:08,534 --> 00:53:10,254 I am glad you're saying this and 785 00:53:11,654 --> 00:53:14,534 there's no need to feel sorry. 786 00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:16,334 It's okay. 787 00:53:19,294 --> 00:53:21,494 A. I never feel sorry, B. It is not okay. 788 00:53:21,614 --> 00:53:24,534 C. I don't feel any love for you, Karan and D. I think we should break up. 789 00:53:36,054 --> 00:53:38,254 There is some misunderstanding... Deepika 790 00:53:41,614 --> 00:53:42,614 Sorry. 791 00:53:46,734 --> 00:53:47,894 Hi, again. 792 00:53:48,014 --> 00:53:48,814 Hi! 793 00:53:49,134 --> 00:53:51,614 Actually, that was the international publishers calling, you know. 794 00:53:51,934 --> 00:53:53,014 For my poetry and all. 795 00:53:53,134 --> 00:53:54,614 - That's awesome. - Yeah. 796 00:54:00,614 --> 00:54:02,574 I want to tell you something. 797 00:54:03,054 --> 00:54:04,094 Go ahead. 798 00:54:05,814 --> 00:54:08,454 Actually, there's been a misunderstanding between us. 799 00:54:08,694 --> 00:54:11,614 I feel your sister's cuter. 800 00:54:12,014 --> 00:54:13,574 But we look the same. 801 00:54:14,134 --> 00:54:15,934 Same, exactly. 802 00:54:16,374 --> 00:54:19,494 But I like her nature better. 803 00:54:19,614 --> 00:54:22,014 I like her vibe more. 804 00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:25,014 I told you Karishma, he loves me. 805 00:54:25,974 --> 00:54:26,814 Karishma. 806 00:54:26,934 --> 00:54:29,174 Yes, brother-in-law. Sister was telling me about you. 807 00:54:29,294 --> 00:54:30,974 You two will look so cute as a couple. 808 00:54:31,094 --> 00:54:34,334 My dear Valentine, I was looking all over for you. 809 00:54:34,454 --> 00:54:36,374 What was so important? 810 00:54:37,294 --> 00:54:39,214 Wait a second. What's going on here? 811 00:54:39,334 --> 00:54:41,134 This is too much confusion. 812 00:54:41,574 --> 00:54:44,254 - I like Karishma. - What? 813 00:54:44,374 --> 00:54:46,934 But you just said that you think I'm cuter. 814 00:54:48,134 --> 00:54:50,094 But I didn't know your name. 815 00:54:50,214 --> 00:54:53,214 Do you fall in love with the name? You're so shallow. 816 00:54:53,494 --> 00:54:55,094 No, I am not shallow... 817 00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:57,494 How do I say this... 818 00:54:57,614 --> 00:55:01,734 I cannot date whoever is Raveena between you two. 819 00:55:02,094 --> 00:55:03,174 Why? 820 00:55:05,334 --> 00:55:06,534 I don't know. 821 00:55:06,814 --> 00:55:10,254 Pervert! Come, sis, let's stay away from this cheap guy. 822 00:55:10,814 --> 00:55:12,374 Are you calling me, cheap? 823 00:55:12,494 --> 00:55:13,134 Yes. 824 00:55:16,934 --> 00:55:18,294 I lost her too. 825 00:55:20,534 --> 00:55:22,334 Trippy. Trippy. Trippy. 826 00:55:22,574 --> 00:55:25,734 Why don't you accept that you haven't moved on yet? 827 00:55:27,054 --> 00:55:30,654 You know what, how do you know if I've moved on or not? 828 00:55:30,774 --> 00:55:31,934 Look... 829 00:55:32,774 --> 00:55:33,774 Look at that. 830 00:55:33,974 --> 00:55:36,654 Deepika, there's some miscommunication... 831 00:55:40,174 --> 00:55:41,574 Deepika, there's been some miscommunication... 832 00:55:41,694 --> 00:55:43,934 Let's settle this. Deepika, there's some miscommunication... 833 00:55:44,054 --> 00:55:46,454 Why are you apologising to me, Karan? It is okay. 834 00:55:46,574 --> 00:55:48,014 You don't have to apologise for anything. 835 00:55:48,134 --> 00:55:50,854 Then let's talk. What is the problem... 836 00:55:50,974 --> 00:55:53,534 The problem is that you're right. I don't show you enough love. 837 00:55:53,734 --> 00:55:56,574 And hence there's no reason we should stay together, Karan. 838 00:55:56,774 --> 00:56:01,014 But...we can't break up today. It's Valentine's Day. 839 00:56:01,534 --> 00:56:03,094 We should be together... 840 00:56:04,334 --> 00:56:08,054 I don't care. And if you think that's the reason we should stay together... 841 00:56:09,054 --> 00:56:10,094 Hold on! 842 00:56:12,054 --> 00:56:12,974 Let's talk and sort this out... 843 00:56:13,094 --> 00:56:15,014 You fly, hover over here. 844 00:56:21,174 --> 00:56:23,054 Did you call me? 845 00:56:23,454 --> 00:56:24,494 Are you single? 846 00:56:24,814 --> 00:56:26,614 I don't give a fuck. I am sure you are. 847 00:56:26,734 --> 00:56:28,534 Meet him. My new boyfriend. 848 00:56:28,814 --> 00:56:29,894 Me? 849 00:56:36,134 --> 00:56:38,094 You're going to dump me for this asshole. 850 00:56:39,334 --> 00:56:40,294 Don't take any offence... 851 00:56:40,414 --> 00:56:42,534 It's okay, Karan. You can say anything you want today. Go ahead. 852 00:56:42,854 --> 00:56:45,374 I am done being pressurised by you, Karan 853 00:56:45,494 --> 00:56:48,494 to feel the love for you when I just don't. 854 00:56:49,494 --> 00:56:51,094 At least this asshole 855 00:56:51,214 --> 00:56:54,854 won't give me shitty guilt trip like you didn't run your fingers through my hair. 856 00:56:55,494 --> 00:57:01,174 At least this asshole won't let me feel like a bad person, Karan. 857 00:57:07,574 --> 00:57:09,214 I hope he makes you happy. 858 00:57:09,414 --> 00:57:11,054 Duh, of course, he will. Goodbye, Karan. 859 00:57:12,134 --> 00:57:13,014 Deepika. 860 00:57:14,814 --> 00:57:17,054 If we're gonna kiss, should I... 861 00:57:17,174 --> 00:57:20,534 You're just gonna lose your virginity by just walking with me 862 00:57:20,654 --> 00:57:22,854 so shut up and walk. 863 00:57:27,734 --> 00:57:29,454 Tina is dead. 864 00:57:30,654 --> 00:57:32,974 Anjali. Where is she? 865 00:57:33,094 --> 00:57:34,174 Anjali! 866 00:57:34,414 --> 00:57:36,654 I am screwed. And it's too much. 867 00:57:36,774 --> 00:57:38,334 I hope no one was watching. 868 00:57:46,614 --> 00:57:48,014 "So Sexy Bugs" 869 00:57:54,374 --> 00:57:55,574 - Naira. - What is it, Bugs? 870 00:57:55,694 --> 00:57:57,734 Sorry, man. At least listen to me, Naira. 871 00:57:57,854 --> 00:57:59,854 Bugs, I am getting late. I've to go home. 872 00:58:00,094 --> 00:58:03,494 Naira, it'll just take a minute. Just hear me out. 873 00:58:08,094 --> 00:58:09,014 Sorry, Naira. 874 00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:13,374 You're absolutely right. 875 00:58:13,974 --> 00:58:15,534 Yes...I am a dog. 876 00:58:16,974 --> 00:58:19,654 But you got my breed mixed up. 877 00:58:20,094 --> 00:58:21,134 What? 878 00:58:22,974 --> 00:58:28,214 I mean I love you like that small 'lababdar', you know... 879 00:58:28,414 --> 00:58:29,894 It's a Labrador. 880 00:58:30,014 --> 00:58:32,374 Whatever it is. Just wait a second. 881 00:58:44,214 --> 00:58:45,574 Oh my, God. 882 00:58:46,854 --> 00:58:49,134 - Thank you, Bugs. - Wait a second. 883 00:58:49,974 --> 00:58:50,654 Okay. 884 00:58:50,774 --> 00:58:52,534 It's not over yet. 885 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:55,534 It's Valentine's day. Wait a second. 886 00:58:58,334 --> 00:58:59,534 Bagga... 887 00:59:05,934 --> 00:59:08,454 Oh my god. 888 00:59:09,574 --> 00:59:10,974 Oh my god. 889 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:13,294 Hi...you're so cute. 890 00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:15,814 Even his name is Bagga. 891 00:59:16,734 --> 00:59:18,414 Since you're leaving. 892 00:59:18,534 --> 00:59:22,334 Whenever you miss me, you can play with Bugs here. 893 00:59:23,654 --> 00:59:25,454 Since when did you become so thoughtful? 894 00:59:26,014 --> 00:59:27,654 You're gonna make me cry. 895 00:59:27,774 --> 00:59:29,094 Wait a second. He's right. 896 00:59:29,214 --> 00:59:31,294 Wait a second. It's not over yet. 897 00:59:32,654 --> 00:59:33,414 Karan. 898 00:59:33,614 --> 00:59:34,654 Go on. 899 00:59:34,934 --> 00:59:37,054 In fact, just pee on that Bagga. 900 00:59:41,854 --> 00:59:42,694 Deepika. 901 00:59:45,454 --> 00:59:46,534 Trippy. 902 00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:51,214 My child. 903 00:59:51,654 --> 00:59:52,734 Hi, dogs. 904 00:59:56,294 --> 00:59:58,334 You're going to miss all of us, of course. 905 00:59:58,614 --> 01:00:00,174 So we should be there with you. 906 01:01:13,534 --> 01:01:15,814 You're so cute. 907 01:01:16,894 --> 01:01:18,574 But how am I going to take them along? 908 01:01:18,694 --> 01:01:20,974 We'll go along. I'll drop you home. 909 01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:22,934 You and I will sit in the front, and they will sit in the back. 910 01:01:23,134 --> 01:01:24,094 It'll be a great road trip as well. 911 01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:25,814 Of course, we'll take you along. 912 01:01:26,214 --> 01:01:27,814 - Bugs, are you crazy? - Why? 913 01:01:28,094 --> 01:01:29,814 Will we take a road trip all the way to America? 914 01:02:54,336 --> 01:02:56,336 I get only Rs. 10,000 as my pocket money. 915 01:02:56,456 --> 01:02:58,856 I must pay for gas, phone recharge 916 01:02:58,976 --> 01:03:02,336 and beers, food, along with expenses for my looks. 917 01:03:02,456 --> 01:03:04,816 Then to pay for her gifts. How can I handle this all? 918 01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:06,896 This is not the point. 919 01:03:07,256 --> 01:03:10,176 Point is that I used to get erections in the morning 920 01:03:10,696 --> 01:03:13,616 but since the past few days I do not get an erection. 921 01:03:13,736 --> 01:03:15,656 I always thought love was futile. 922 01:03:16,016 --> 01:03:17,976 Then I realized 923 01:03:18,616 --> 01:03:21,336 boys are under-manufactured product of God. 924 01:03:22,176 --> 01:03:25,456 Then God made better products. Men. 925 01:03:25,576 --> 01:03:28,776 I am telling you. You need to keep the room cold. 926 01:03:29,456 --> 01:03:30,736 It will surely work. 927 01:03:31,056 --> 01:03:34,176 Clean the clothes of baby. Baby poops. 928 01:03:34,296 --> 01:03:37,816 Feed the baby. Clean their clothes. Baby poops. Change diaper. 929 01:03:37,936 --> 01:03:40,136 I have seen it in a movie. I know what happens. 930 01:03:40,736 --> 01:03:42,496 Will you please come to the point? 931 01:03:42,616 --> 01:03:44,856 I feel that it no longer craves joy. 932 01:03:44,976 --> 01:03:48,336 I do not think boys can ever understand women at all. 933 01:03:48,456 --> 01:03:52,096 - It is not even the point. - Pray tell the world! 934 01:03:55,936 --> 01:03:57,936 How can it be delayed for two weeks? 935 01:03:58,136 --> 01:04:00,736 - How would I do? - What do you mean? 936 01:04:01,016 --> 01:04:04,856 You keep marking it in the calendar. Who else will know if not you? 937 01:04:06,736 --> 01:04:09,536 Just ask him when was the last time he did it. 938 01:04:36,536 --> 01:04:37,376 Sex. 939 01:04:40,736 --> 01:04:42,376 - What is sex? - Sir! 940 01:04:44,016 --> 01:04:46,096 Best thing in the world. 941 01:04:48,496 --> 01:04:49,496 Sit down. 942 01:04:50,496 --> 01:04:53,336 How many of you all know Woody Allen? 943 01:04:54,016 --> 01:04:54,976 No, sir! 944 01:04:55,096 --> 01:04:59,016 - The Hollywood filmmaker. Nobody? - No, sir! 945 01:04:59,376 --> 01:05:01,376 Woody Allen once said 946 01:05:01,496 --> 01:05:05,656 'I do not know the question but sex is definitely the answer.' 947 01:05:07,856 --> 01:05:09,656 Wait! Wait! Wait! 948 01:05:09,776 --> 01:05:11,496 On a much more basic level 949 01:05:12,616 --> 01:05:15,696 sex is just another human need. 950 01:05:16,536 --> 01:05:18,536 Although an integral one 951 01:05:18,856 --> 01:05:21,016 but it is not everything. 952 01:05:21,496 --> 01:05:22,976 Someone rightly said 953 01:05:23,696 --> 01:05:28,136 Sex is the consolation you have if you cannot have love. 954 01:05:28,336 --> 01:05:29,736 Maybe that is true 955 01:05:30,056 --> 01:05:33,936 but it can never fulfil us the way love does. 956 01:05:34,976 --> 01:05:39,216 So? It definitely is not the answer. 957 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:44,456 He spoke of sex. A good man. 958 01:05:44,896 --> 01:05:45,856 I know. 959 01:05:45,976 --> 01:05:50,056 Okay, guys, I am in the common room today till 5:00 p.m. 960 01:05:50,176 --> 01:05:52,416 If you have any relationship related queries 961 01:05:52,536 --> 01:05:55,456 and secret to confess, any advice you want.. 962 01:05:55,576 --> 01:05:57,256 Feel free to come and see me. 963 01:05:57,376 --> 01:05:58,976 - Okay? - Okay, sir. 964 01:05:59,096 --> 01:06:00,616 - Bye. - Bye, sir. 965 01:06:03,496 --> 01:06:05,296 Should we go see him? 966 01:06:05,856 --> 01:06:06,976 It's over. 967 01:06:08,496 --> 01:06:10,176 - Why? - You are welcome. 968 01:06:10,296 --> 01:06:12,456 Pay me Rs. 70 that you owe me! 969 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:15,216 - What a strange girl! - What! 970 01:06:16,856 --> 01:06:19,656 - I need my closure. - You are in my face. Piss off. 971 01:06:20,616 --> 01:06:23,856 What is the problem? I need my closure! 972 01:06:27,096 --> 01:06:28,816 All right, here is your closure Karan. 973 01:06:29,136 --> 01:06:32,456 You are a darling, a sweet heart, a cute little flower 974 01:06:32,576 --> 01:06:35,136 but I need a man. A grown up man. 975 01:06:35,336 --> 01:06:36,856 Not a two year old sissy like you. 976 01:06:37,256 --> 01:06:39,136 You got your closure? Now piss off. 977 01:06:40,976 --> 01:06:43,136 How dare you, Karan? 978 01:06:43,536 --> 01:06:46,416 So you are saying that I am no longer a man? 979 01:06:46,616 --> 01:06:49,136 You never were, Baby. You never deserved me. 980 01:06:52,416 --> 01:06:53,536 He does. 981 01:07:01,496 --> 01:07:04,096 - I will beat you up. - Go ahead! 982 01:07:16,456 --> 01:07:19,816 But does missing a period mean pregnancy? 983 01:07:20,376 --> 01:07:22,576 Only after sex does one get pregnant. 984 01:07:22,776 --> 01:07:24,576 And we never had sex, right? 985 01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:28,016 We did but we did use an expensive condom as well. 986 01:07:28,136 --> 01:07:31,856 It has been said that condom is not hundred percent safe. 987 01:07:32,096 --> 01:07:33,096 Is that so? 988 01:07:35,096 --> 01:07:36,296 Darn it! 989 01:07:38,896 --> 01:07:41,296 If I become a father at this age 990 01:07:42,096 --> 01:07:43,496 what will happen to me? 991 01:07:49,376 --> 01:07:52,096 Sir, I want to go toilet. 992 01:07:52,336 --> 01:07:54,456 But you just went? 993 01:07:55,376 --> 01:07:56,736 It is not me, sir. 994 01:07:57,376 --> 01:08:00,056 It is my kid. I need to change his diaper. 995 01:08:11,016 --> 01:08:13,816 I think we should go for advice. Come on. 996 01:08:13,936 --> 01:08:16,496 Why do you need someone else when I am right here? 997 01:08:16,736 --> 01:08:18,416 Is that so? Tell me. 998 01:08:18,856 --> 01:08:22,136 I think you still have not moved on from Navi. 999 01:08:22,536 --> 01:08:24,296 What are you saying? 1000 01:08:24,416 --> 01:08:26,416 I had myself insulted twice. Do you not remember? 1001 01:08:26,656 --> 01:08:27,576 Is that so? 1002 01:08:27,696 --> 01:08:30,856 When did you last cry tears of joy? 1003 01:08:32,456 --> 01:08:34,056 Joy, I remember! 1004 01:08:34,176 --> 01:08:37,376 I was in first grade. Dad got me a water bottle. 1005 01:08:37,496 --> 01:08:39,696 It kept the water cool for 6 hours. 1006 01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:42,736 I got a bit emotional. 1007 01:08:42,976 --> 01:08:46,256 Silly! I am speaking of male tears! 1008 01:08:50,936 --> 01:08:54,536 Not much after Raveena left. 1009 01:08:55,776 --> 01:08:57,376 You are telling this now. 1010 01:08:57,856 --> 01:09:01,976 - You must have imagined. - I tried all, all in vain. 1011 01:09:04,496 --> 01:09:07,936 Since Raveena left you have been unable to ejaculate? 1012 01:09:08,056 --> 01:09:08,856 No. 1013 01:09:09,936 --> 01:09:11,416 Break up is the reason then. 1014 01:09:11,536 --> 01:09:15,176 - But even you had a break up. - Mine is different. 1015 01:09:15,296 --> 01:09:17,696 I feel way better after break up. 1016 01:09:18,136 --> 01:09:21,016 Physically, mentally, financially, emotionally.. 1017 01:09:22,376 --> 01:09:23,376 Even sexually. 1018 01:09:24,216 --> 01:09:25,456 I do not believe. 1019 01:09:25,776 --> 01:09:30,256 I am telling you. I have thought of it. 1020 01:09:30,496 --> 01:09:32,656 I deserve something better in life. 1021 01:09:33,616 --> 01:09:34,936 To heck with Deepika. 1022 01:09:37,016 --> 01:09:38,776 What happened to me then? 1023 01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:40,856 We are trying to figure out. 1024 01:09:41,336 --> 01:09:45,936 Tell me in detail, when did you ejaculate. 1025 01:09:46,456 --> 01:09:49,816 - Every instance. - It will take an entire semester. 1026 01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:52,576 Be that as it may, give me the highlights. 1027 01:09:54,576 --> 01:09:55,416 Okay. 1028 01:09:55,536 --> 01:09:58,896 When I was eighth grade I saw a movie 1029 01:09:59,256 --> 01:10:00,936 named 'Satyam Shivam Sundaram'. 1030 01:10:01,696 --> 01:10:05,536 - Then I went full blast! - What are you saying? 1031 01:10:18,176 --> 01:10:20,336 I have got a good news. 1032 01:10:20,456 --> 01:10:25,296 Once it spreads it will set fire all around. 1033 01:10:25,416 --> 01:10:27,656 Meet me in canteen. 1034 01:10:28,256 --> 01:10:32,656 We have to travel, right? So it can be delayed due to stress. 1035 01:10:34,536 --> 01:10:36,496 And what if anyone knows? 1036 01:10:37,056 --> 01:10:38,216 Let us leave it be. 1037 01:10:38,896 --> 01:10:40,736 Naina, first we must know of it. 1038 01:10:42,336 --> 01:10:45,256 We cannot take responsibility of Baggu at this age. 1039 01:10:46,336 --> 01:10:47,896 - Baggu? - Yes. 1040 01:10:48,896 --> 01:10:51,736 With that name, the baby will never be born! 1041 01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:55,096 Naina, I am stressed and you are joking. 1042 01:10:56,416 --> 01:10:59,616 Should I ask the chemist for it? 1043 01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:02,136 Why not ask him for snacks? 1044 01:11:08,176 --> 01:11:09,896 Dude, does the king still rise? 1045 01:11:12,656 --> 01:11:14,376 Tell us now. 1046 01:11:22,776 --> 01:11:25,136 What's up? How are you? 1047 01:11:25,576 --> 01:11:28,696 Are you keeping your hands clean after wiping tears of joy? 1048 01:11:38,696 --> 01:11:40,696 Now make me a special one. 1049 01:11:41,496 --> 01:11:46,376 Do not eat so much of oil. Rather than use oil for massage. 1050 01:11:46,496 --> 01:11:49,656 And all will be fine. 'Satyam Shivam Sundaram'. 1051 01:12:02,936 --> 01:12:05,216 - Karan! - Trippy! 1052 01:12:05,536 --> 01:12:09,816 I am helping you and you are telling everyone about it! 1053 01:12:09,936 --> 01:12:14,176 You told everyone that I have performance issues! 1054 01:12:14,296 --> 01:12:16,816 I am helping you so why will I tell everyone about it? 1055 01:12:16,936 --> 01:12:19,096 So why will I do so? Think over it. 1056 01:12:19,456 --> 01:12:21,216 So who did it? 1057 01:12:27,336 --> 01:12:29,976 The students will drag us. What should we do? 1058 01:12:30,656 --> 01:12:33,176 - Is this a show here? - Look around. 1059 01:12:34,496 --> 01:12:37,136 Even he is giggling. 1060 01:12:40,496 --> 01:12:42,016 Look at that. 1061 01:12:43,496 --> 01:12:44,616 Come on. 1062 01:12:46,376 --> 01:12:50,016 - Is this happening today? - Yes, in the common room. 1063 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:00,936 Yes. 1064 01:13:01,616 --> 01:13:05,816 I need 'good news'. 1065 01:13:07,376 --> 01:13:12,176 - Raman, give him a condom. - That is not it. Come on. 1066 01:13:13,016 --> 01:13:14,216 Are you not ashamed? 1067 01:13:18,576 --> 01:13:23,896 I do not want a condom. I want to find out. 1068 01:13:24,016 --> 01:13:28,856 - Raman, give him a thermometer. - Raman, stop being so hasty. 1069 01:13:28,976 --> 01:13:33,976 - Leave it be now. - I'll talk to him now. 1070 01:13:34,096 --> 01:13:35,336 Listen to me. 1071 01:13:39,136 --> 01:13:42,696 One to find out of the lady is pregnant. 1072 01:13:42,816 --> 01:13:46,656 - She is pregnant? - I am not. - You are not? 1073 01:13:47,296 --> 01:13:48,776 I am not! 1074 01:13:49,736 --> 01:13:51,216 Sorry, Ma'am. 1075 01:13:51,336 --> 01:13:53,216 - He told me. - Sorry! 1076 01:13:55,496 --> 01:13:59,336 - I need a pregnancy test kit. - Raman, get it! 1077 01:14:00,336 --> 01:14:03,456 This is it! This is what I want! 1078 01:14:03,576 --> 01:14:06,496 That is it! Give it to me! 1079 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:08,656 Raman, get it! 1080 01:14:09,936 --> 01:14:13,176 Sir, nice one! 1081 01:14:19,976 --> 01:14:22,496 Where does the test happen? 1082 01:14:23,096 --> 01:14:26,256 I told you it is not hundred percent safe. 1083 01:14:26,456 --> 01:14:27,816 I do not want to do it. 1084 01:14:29,096 --> 01:14:33,256 If a condom is not safe and this test is not safe 1085 01:14:33,416 --> 01:14:36,056 then what is safe? Monkey piss? 1086 01:14:36,176 --> 01:14:39,016 Calm down! We are in the market! 1087 01:14:40,016 --> 01:14:42,696 I told you I do not want it. My choice. 1088 01:14:44,056 --> 01:14:49,096 Let us go to Lokpuri. 1089 01:14:49,216 --> 01:14:52,576 There is an experience nursemaid there. 1090 01:14:52,696 --> 01:14:54,016 And you do not want to go! 1091 01:14:54,696 --> 01:14:58,736 - Ms. Rashmi from 37C. She can tell.. - I do not want to go there. 1092 01:15:01,736 --> 01:15:03,096 Let's just wait and see. 1093 01:15:05,176 --> 01:15:08,456 I am scared beyond my wits here. 1094 01:15:08,576 --> 01:15:10,136 I cannot just wait and see. 1095 01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:12,256 Okay. 1096 01:15:13,456 --> 01:15:15,976 Then go alone. I will see what it is. 1097 01:15:16,096 --> 01:15:19,976 I can handle it. What can it be? 1098 01:15:20,336 --> 01:15:21,536 I can do this. 1099 01:15:23,136 --> 01:15:24,856 Why is it in English? 1100 01:15:26,696 --> 01:15:29,616 Naina, you need to make me understand. 1101 01:15:35,016 --> 01:15:38,056 Hey, I just myself a cup of coffee. 1102 01:15:38,936 --> 01:15:40,576 Do you need anything to drink? 1103 01:15:40,696 --> 01:15:42,336 Coffee, tea, soft drink or something. 1104 01:15:43,456 --> 01:15:44,616 A. I am not a kid. 1105 01:15:44,736 --> 01:15:48,016 B. I only drink Americano without sugar. 1106 01:15:48,136 --> 01:15:49,256 Okay. 1107 01:15:51,456 --> 01:15:54,776 So, what brings you here? What's happening? 1108 01:15:54,936 --> 01:15:57,816 - I missed by periods. - For how long? 1109 01:15:58,296 --> 01:16:01,416 Sir, I did a google search. Nothing wrong. 1110 01:16:01,616 --> 01:16:03,656 Even common cold is shown as cancer there. 1111 01:16:03,776 --> 01:16:04,856 That is not even the point. 1112 01:16:05,096 --> 01:16:06,376 Go ahead, tell him. 1113 01:16:06,496 --> 01:16:10,856 Point is that I used to get erections in the morning 1114 01:16:10,976 --> 01:16:16,736 but since the past few days I do not get an erection. 1115 01:16:16,856 --> 01:16:20,336 I am telling you. You need to keep the room cold. 1116 01:16:20,976 --> 01:16:22,576 It will surely work. 1117 01:16:23,536 --> 01:16:25,016 Where should I start from? 1118 01:16:27,536 --> 01:16:30,536 College life is worst. So is love. 1119 01:16:30,656 --> 01:16:34,216 Then I realized boys are under-manufactured product of God. 1120 01:16:34,336 --> 01:16:38,456 Then God made better products. Men. 1121 01:16:38,576 --> 01:16:39,496 Thank God. 1122 01:16:39,776 --> 01:16:42,016 And now I feel that I am not into boys anymore. 1123 01:16:42,136 --> 01:16:43,576 And you are into men! 1124 01:16:44,216 --> 01:16:45,936 Amazing! Yes! 1125 01:16:47,776 --> 01:16:50,296 So have you found the man that you are looking for? 1126 01:16:50,816 --> 01:16:51,896 Of course. 1127 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,216 I like mature people. 1128 01:16:55,696 --> 01:16:58,896 The boys have no sense at all. 1129 01:16:59,136 --> 01:17:01,736 All they want is to change us. Always. 1130 01:17:01,936 --> 01:17:03,536 That is how kids are born. 1131 01:17:03,656 --> 01:17:04,856 I have seen it in a movie. 1132 01:17:05,776 --> 01:17:09,016 It is okay, Ms. Naira. It is very common. 1133 01:17:09,456 --> 01:17:11,296 And most probably it is not pregnancy. 1134 01:17:11,416 --> 01:17:12,656 Really? 1135 01:17:13,336 --> 01:17:14,416 Yes. 1136 01:17:15,456 --> 01:17:17,296 What are you so afraid of? 1137 01:17:17,536 --> 01:17:19,256 Is it because people will find out? 1138 01:17:19,976 --> 01:17:22,936 - It is already out. - Yes sir. 1139 01:17:23,056 --> 01:17:24,776 You cannot accept it. 1140 01:17:24,896 --> 01:17:26,416 Yes, sir. This one. 1141 01:17:26,776 --> 01:17:30,376 He is going in without help. This is bound to happen. 1142 01:17:31,016 --> 01:17:34,536 - I told him. - Karan. Please get up. 1143 01:17:35,016 --> 01:17:38,416 - What did I do? - I said get up. 1144 01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:42,016 - Come on! - I did not.. - Go on now, do it. 1145 01:17:42,176 --> 01:17:45,616 - I did nothing. - Get up and pass me that book. 1146 01:17:47,016 --> 01:17:48,416 So start with it. 1147 01:17:55,256 --> 01:17:56,576 - Trippy. - Yes, sir. 1148 01:17:56,896 --> 01:17:59,416 Think of Karan as your penis. 1149 01:18:00,896 --> 01:18:03,376 - What sir? - Please bear it for today. Please. 1150 01:18:04,416 --> 01:18:05,416 Please. 1151 01:18:05,896 --> 01:18:07,536 - Fine. - Okay okay. 1152 01:18:08,176 --> 01:18:11,936 He did not get up when we tried to force him for it. 1153 01:18:12,616 --> 01:18:17,136 But when he found a good reason he had no problem getting up. 1154 01:18:18,296 --> 01:18:21,456 - So you are saying.. - Wait for the right feeling. 1155 01:18:25,176 --> 01:18:27,936 I told you it is normal. Did you see that? 1156 01:18:28,416 --> 01:18:31,336 By the way, you were telling me about the break up. 1157 01:18:31,456 --> 01:18:33,336 So when was the last time you dated someone? 1158 01:18:33,576 --> 01:18:35,816 A week ago. I broke up with him. 1159 01:18:35,936 --> 01:18:37,696 And what is the reason? 1160 01:18:37,816 --> 01:18:39,216 Same issues. 1161 01:18:40,096 --> 01:18:43,336 You don't make me feel loved. You do things according to you. 1162 01:18:43,456 --> 01:18:44,816 You do not understand me. 1163 01:18:45,176 --> 01:18:47,016 Yes, I do not understand you. I do not. 1164 01:18:47,136 --> 01:18:51,176 Why should I understand you when yourself don't get me! 1165 01:18:52,336 --> 01:18:53,776 Why must I adjust? 1166 01:18:54,936 --> 01:18:57,376 Problem lies in adjusting for the guy. 1167 01:18:57,496 --> 01:18:59,456 Problem lies in adjusting for anyone! 1168 01:18:59,656 --> 01:19:03,056 But you want him to adjust as per you. 1169 01:19:03,696 --> 01:19:04,936 I never asked him to. 1170 01:19:05,136 --> 01:19:07,336 You never asked him not to, either. 1171 01:19:07,456 --> 01:19:08,776 What do you mean? 1172 01:19:10,296 --> 01:19:11,736 Listen, kid. 1173 01:19:13,336 --> 01:19:14,576 I think the issue is 1174 01:19:14,856 --> 01:19:17,496 you do not want them to ask you to adjust 1175 01:19:17,616 --> 01:19:21,696 but on the other hand you do want them to adjust to you. 1176 01:19:21,816 --> 01:19:23,336 And according to you. 1177 01:19:23,896 --> 01:19:25,976 And that is why I want a man. 1178 01:19:26,776 --> 01:19:27,976 That will not change anything! 1179 01:19:28,656 --> 01:19:29,576 How? 1180 01:19:29,936 --> 01:19:32,216 You will still have the same issues. 1181 01:19:34,536 --> 01:19:35,656 What issues? 1182 01:19:36,656 --> 01:19:40,576 God forbid, if she is pregnant. Will you leave her? 1183 01:19:41,616 --> 01:19:43,656 Will you stick by her during this time? 1184 01:19:47,976 --> 01:19:49,256 Speak up. 1185 01:19:57,056 --> 01:20:03,496 Sir, we have seen a lot together. 1186 01:20:05,936 --> 01:20:10,416 And after a while we will go through a phase of long distance relationship. 1187 01:20:12,696 --> 01:20:17,456 What of the kid? We can handle it all. 1188 01:20:21,456 --> 01:20:22,616 Do not worry. 1189 01:20:30,256 --> 01:20:31,256 What is it? 1190 01:20:32,936 --> 01:20:34,536 I think I am down! 1191 01:20:35,336 --> 01:20:36,016 What is it? 1192 01:20:36,136 --> 01:20:37,096 I think I am down! 1193 01:20:38,816 --> 01:20:41,336 Sir, you are great! 1194 01:20:41,456 --> 01:20:44,256 This is thanks to you! Thanks to you! 1195 01:20:45,056 --> 01:20:46,136 Thank you sir! 1196 01:20:52,856 --> 01:20:56,816 This is also right... 1197 01:20:58,216 --> 01:20:59,576 Did you get your closure? 1198 01:21:00,776 --> 01:21:02,016 Yes, sir. 1199 01:21:02,176 --> 01:21:03,056 Are you sure? 1200 01:21:04,616 --> 01:21:05,496 Yes, sir. 1201 01:21:06,016 --> 01:21:07,416 I do not think so. 1202 01:21:08,536 --> 01:21:09,456 Okay. 1203 01:21:09,696 --> 01:21:12,776 You need to mend your mind around that girl 1204 01:21:13,296 --> 01:21:14,856 and try moving on. 1205 01:21:15,216 --> 01:21:18,496 - Yes, sir. I am trying. - Too hard. 1206 01:21:19,816 --> 01:21:23,216 I said the same, sir. In Hindi. 1207 01:21:23,976 --> 01:21:28,056 Karan, get up and leave. 1208 01:21:32,176 --> 01:21:34,336 I am too long to be a penis, sir. 1209 01:21:40,936 --> 01:21:42,056 You want to taste this. 1210 01:21:43,616 --> 01:21:44,456 No. 1211 01:21:45,016 --> 01:21:46,616 It tastes better with sugar. Trust me. 1212 01:21:46,736 --> 01:21:48,216 I am sure, I have my own. 1213 01:21:48,416 --> 01:21:50,376 See? That is the issue. 1214 01:21:52,336 --> 01:21:55,376 If I do not want to taste it then I do not want to taste it. 1215 01:21:55,496 --> 01:21:57,776 How difficult it is to understand? 1216 01:21:57,976 --> 01:22:01,816 And how difficult it is for you to taste it and say 1217 01:22:01,936 --> 01:22:03,816 I like mine better, thank you. 1218 01:22:05,776 --> 01:22:07,016 Listen to me, Deepika. 1219 01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:10,336 Opposites attract and it is true for magnets. 1220 01:22:10,456 --> 01:22:12,616 But not for relationship. 1221 01:22:13,096 --> 01:22:15,536 You need some like mindedness for love. 1222 01:22:16,136 --> 01:22:18,216 One gets to change when they see 1223 01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:20,896 their own nature in someone else. 1224 01:22:21,416 --> 01:22:26,656 Once you find a man like you who is stubborn and rigid 1225 01:22:27,056 --> 01:22:30,936 and then you know how it feels for the other guy. 1226 01:22:31,896 --> 01:22:34,296 And trust me, you will hate it. 1227 01:22:35,176 --> 01:22:37,176 You get what I am trying to say! 1228 01:22:42,056 --> 01:22:44,456 - Then to heck with men as well. - Deepika! 1229 01:22:46,776 --> 01:22:51,896 - What? This one? - Darn it! 1230 01:22:52,376 --> 01:22:57,456 Hey, tell us some tricks. Help me with some oil. 1231 01:22:59,656 --> 01:23:00,616 Leave it be. 1232 01:23:05,256 --> 01:23:10,176 Tell me, how does it work? 'Satyam Shivam Sundaram'. 1233 01:23:22,896 --> 01:23:26,336 Leave it be. It is silly. 1234 01:23:26,976 --> 01:23:31,176 I have read it. I did my research. 1235 01:23:32,496 --> 01:23:34,376 Hey, guys! 1236 01:23:34,616 --> 01:23:35,776 Karan 1237 01:23:36,856 --> 01:23:38,456 let me tell you of a way. 1238 01:23:39,136 --> 01:23:42,576 Dip it in warm water at dawn and dusk for a week. 1239 01:23:43,216 --> 01:23:45,856 Then you shall see it bloom! 1240 01:23:48,896 --> 01:23:51,496 I will make you suffer! How dare you say this! 1241 01:23:51,616 --> 01:23:52,536 Bagga! 1242 01:23:54,496 --> 01:23:56,096 Today, you will not speak. 1243 01:23:57,416 --> 01:23:58,736 Dim wit! 1244 01:23:59,936 --> 01:24:01,136 Do nothing! 1245 01:24:02,936 --> 01:24:04,256 What is your problem? 1246 01:24:06,136 --> 01:24:08,096 What is your problem? 1247 01:24:10,936 --> 01:24:12,856 That he has some issues? 1248 01:24:15,256 --> 01:24:16,656 It happens with everyone. 1249 01:24:18,216 --> 01:24:20,416 I say it because it happens with me. 1250 01:24:21,736 --> 01:24:24,216 If you say, it is not happening with you.. 1251 01:24:24,336 --> 01:24:25,696 Not in my case! 1252 01:24:30,416 --> 01:24:31,456 Lies! 1253 01:24:33,296 --> 01:24:36,136 And what is male ego? 1254 01:24:37,936 --> 01:24:40,376 What? You cannot even speak to anyone about it, right? 1255 01:24:41,176 --> 01:24:42,496 No one ever taught you. 1256 01:24:43,216 --> 01:24:45,776 You smother inside fearing your will be declared impotent 1257 01:24:46,056 --> 01:24:47,256 once people come to know of it. 1258 01:24:47,496 --> 01:24:49,016 That your bazooka wil fail! 1259 01:24:51,896 --> 01:24:54,176 What is happening to him 1260 01:24:55,376 --> 01:24:56,576 is normal! 1261 01:24:57,656 --> 01:24:58,616 What? 1262 01:24:59,216 --> 01:25:00,216 Normal. 1263 01:25:00,896 --> 01:25:05,336 Normal! He is right! 1264 01:25:06,656 --> 01:25:08,976 It is not that big of a problem! 1265 01:25:09,376 --> 01:25:12,376 Women understand it and support us. 1266 01:25:13,016 --> 01:25:16,816 And you will find a partner even with this problem. 1267 01:25:16,936 --> 01:25:21,696 - Look at our Virat! - But he got the game, right? 1268 01:25:21,976 --> 01:25:26,776 Dude may be captain but he does not hit a six at every ball. 1269 01:25:27,496 --> 01:25:29,536 Nor is he a captain for this thing! 1270 01:25:29,776 --> 01:25:31,896 He is a captain as he knows 1271 01:25:32,016 --> 01:25:37,016 that he may win or lose, take a single or hit a six. 1272 01:25:37,456 --> 01:25:38,576 It is okay. 1273 01:25:39,176 --> 01:25:42,176 It is okay to be clean bowled sometimes. 1274 01:25:42,416 --> 01:25:44,976 - It is normal! - It is all fine! 1275 01:25:52,456 --> 01:25:54,456 That was a good one! 1276 01:25:59,656 --> 01:26:00,736 We love you. 1277 01:26:07,016 --> 01:26:08,016 Excuse me. 1278 01:26:08,896 --> 01:26:11,976 I do get clean bowled sometimes as well. 1279 01:26:12,096 --> 01:26:13,136 I knew about you. 1280 01:26:18,376 --> 01:26:19,376 Buddy. 1281 01:26:20,896 --> 01:26:23,496 I often fail at this game. 1282 01:26:28,176 --> 01:26:30,016 Sir, what about you? 1283 01:26:30,296 --> 01:26:32,736 I was going to get some sauce. 1284 01:26:36,696 --> 01:26:38,256 So tell me. 1285 01:26:40,296 --> 01:26:42,176 Who spread this thing? 1286 01:26:55,936 --> 01:27:00,816 You bastard! You want to mock others! 1287 01:27:01,016 --> 01:27:04,856 I will pump you up so bad that you will have a hard on for life. 1288 01:27:04,976 --> 01:27:07,496 You cowards cannot get anything done 1289 01:27:07,616 --> 01:27:09,016 and hence you send your master! 1290 01:27:09,296 --> 01:27:11,816 - Come face me! - Silence, fool! 1291 01:27:12,416 --> 01:27:14,176 Bagga, stop acting high and mighty with them around. 1292 01:27:14,296 --> 01:27:16,576 I will have you dance to my tunes! 1293 01:27:16,696 --> 01:27:17,656 I, Bhati, swear this! 1294 01:27:17,776 --> 01:27:19,896 - This is wrong, Bagga! - Scum! 1295 01:27:21,096 --> 01:27:22,336 This feels nice. 1296 01:27:23,216 --> 01:27:25,536 It feels nice to slap you! 1297 01:27:26,656 --> 01:27:29,256 - Come on here! - Come! 1298 01:27:29,736 --> 01:27:31,016 Hit me! 1299 01:27:38,136 --> 01:27:40,016 Get the game on! 1300 01:29:30,296 --> 01:29:32,936 'Opposites attract and it is true for magnets.' 1301 01:29:33,496 --> 01:29:35,336 'But not for relationship.' 1302 01:29:35,896 --> 01:29:41,096 'Once you find a man like you who is stubborn and rigid' 1303 01:29:41,216 --> 01:29:44,976 'and then you know how it feels for the other guy.' 1304 01:29:45,416 --> 01:29:47,376 'And trust me, you will hate it.' 1305 01:30:54,856 --> 01:30:57,976 I had to get in your car while it rained. 1306 01:31:12,056 --> 01:31:13,736 Even the witches cry? 1307 01:31:18,776 --> 01:31:20,616 I was wrong. 1308 01:31:28,376 --> 01:31:29,816 Let me tell you something. 1309 01:31:33,136 --> 01:31:36,176 I never liked your attitude. 1310 01:31:38,696 --> 01:31:41,816 But today, I cannot see you cry. 1311 01:31:44,096 --> 01:31:45,496 It is okay. 1312 01:31:46,416 --> 01:31:47,976 Deepika, it is fine. 1313 01:32:23,736 --> 01:32:25,016 It is okay. 1314 01:32:27,456 --> 01:32:29,296 I hope this is not wrong. 1315 01:32:33,056 --> 01:32:33,856 What? 1316 01:32:55,096 --> 01:32:58,496 What? You kissed Deepika! 1317 01:32:58,616 --> 01:33:01,496 It happened. How should I tell Karan about it? 1318 01:33:01,616 --> 01:33:03,736 - He will kill you. - Why? 1319 01:33:03,856 --> 01:33:05,496 He broke up with her. 1320 01:33:07,296 --> 01:33:09,016 Deepika has blocked me on social media as well. 1321 01:33:09,136 --> 01:33:11,456 - Move on, Karan! - Plus one! 1322 01:33:18,616 --> 01:33:20,576 - Plus one. - Lol! 1323 01:33:21,896 --> 01:33:23,216 Lol! 1324 01:33:25,176 --> 01:33:26,696 It is not that easy. 1325 01:33:28,896 --> 01:33:31,456 How about some snacks after the exams? 1326 01:33:31,696 --> 01:33:32,416 In!! 1327 01:33:33,456 --> 01:33:34,696 Don't worry, Karan. 1328 01:33:34,816 --> 01:33:37,376 I'll find a better girl with a better ass for you. 1329 01:33:37,496 --> 01:33:38,376 Plus one! 1330 01:33:38,576 --> 01:33:40,296 Wrong group! Delete! Delete! 1331 01:33:42,736 --> 01:33:45,216 Naira, what is this? 1332 01:33:46,256 --> 01:33:49,936 If it is a new viral video send it to me. 1333 01:33:50,056 --> 01:33:52,136 Do not enjoy it all alone. 1334 01:33:53,056 --> 01:33:55,256 Sir, I was not cheating. I swear. 1335 01:33:55,376 --> 01:33:56,816 Give me my phone for a minute. 1336 01:33:56,936 --> 01:33:59,096 I know you do not cheat. 1337 01:33:59,416 --> 01:34:01,776 You are not like him. 1338 01:34:02,136 --> 01:34:04,216 Sir, I am Trippy. 1339 01:34:04,536 --> 01:34:06,576 A nickname, I guess. 1340 01:34:06,696 --> 01:34:09,336 Parents will not name their child as 'Trippy'. 1341 01:34:11,136 --> 01:34:13,456 Silence! Focus on the paper! 1342 01:34:13,856 --> 01:34:17,056 You can take your phone after the test. 1343 01:34:25,656 --> 01:34:27,696 - Answer the paper, Trippy. - Right. 1344 01:34:36,696 --> 01:34:38,576 You did it so you go. 1345 01:34:40,456 --> 01:34:44,696 Sorry, Deepika. I am so silly. 1346 01:34:44,816 --> 01:34:47,416 I did not think before saying it. 1347 01:34:49,616 --> 01:34:50,696 I am sorry. 1348 01:34:52,176 --> 01:34:55,856 - My ass is not better. - Yes. 1349 01:34:56,056 --> 01:34:57,896 - What? - True! 1350 01:35:00,136 --> 01:35:01,776 Do you know how bad it feels? 1351 01:35:02,336 --> 01:35:04,096 Why are you getting so emotional? 1352 01:35:04,216 --> 01:35:05,856 Do you know how bad it feels? 1353 01:35:06,656 --> 01:35:08,776 When you find out your friends have a different group 1354 01:35:09,576 --> 01:35:11,296 where they bitch about us. 1355 01:35:12,736 --> 01:35:14,216 One is stabbing in the back. 1356 01:35:14,656 --> 01:35:18,536 The pain fades away eventually, slowly. 1357 01:35:19,096 --> 01:35:20,976 And then there is slitting the throat. 1358 01:35:21,656 --> 01:35:24,456 You all have slit our throats. 1359 01:35:24,696 --> 01:35:26,656 Why do you get sentimental? 1360 01:35:26,776 --> 01:35:27,896 What are you saying? 1361 01:35:28,016 --> 01:35:30,616 We had a group before we met you. 1362 01:35:30,736 --> 01:35:33,216 Then you could have added us. 1363 01:35:33,336 --> 01:35:34,496 What is the name of the group? 1364 01:35:34,616 --> 01:35:35,576 'Stupid trio.' 1365 01:35:35,816 --> 01:35:37,376 One, two, three! Three! 1366 01:35:37,496 --> 01:35:38,816 You could have changed the names. 1367 01:35:38,936 --> 01:35:43,176 But you had to bitch about us! Right? Right? 1368 01:35:43,296 --> 01:35:43,856 Same here. 1369 01:35:43,976 --> 01:35:47,936 Why will we bitch about you? We do not have that time! 1370 01:35:48,056 --> 01:35:50,256 - Exactly! - Then show me your phone! Come on. 1371 01:35:50,536 --> 01:35:53,056 If you are not so free and you are not bitching 1372 01:35:53,176 --> 01:35:55,496 then show us the phone and let us see what you have been chatting. 1373 01:35:55,616 --> 01:35:57,536 I am not carrying it. 1374 01:35:57,856 --> 01:35:59,096 Naira, show it to me. 1375 01:35:59,536 --> 01:36:05,776 You will check my phone now. Fine now. Go ahead. 1376 01:36:06,096 --> 01:36:08,376 - Trippy. - Go on, take a look. 1377 01:36:08,496 --> 01:36:11,256 Are you stupid? Trust us! 1378 01:36:11,376 --> 01:36:12,856 We are your friends! 1379 01:36:13,096 --> 01:36:14,056 Keep it. 1380 01:36:14,176 --> 01:36:16,456 Why should we show you our phones? 1381 01:36:18,816 --> 01:36:21,216 Okay. Okay. 1382 01:36:23,656 --> 01:36:26,216 We do not want to read their chats! 1383 01:36:27,376 --> 01:36:29,136 We can make our own group. 1384 01:36:29,496 --> 01:36:31,336 We do not need your sympathy. 1385 01:36:31,456 --> 01:36:33,416 Let's do this! 1386 01:36:33,536 --> 01:36:36,216 A group of two! Let us see it. 1387 01:36:37,016 --> 01:36:38,056 Try me! 1388 01:36:40,456 --> 01:36:42,176 What is it? Tell me. 1389 01:36:42,936 --> 01:36:43,776 Tell me. 1390 01:36:43,896 --> 01:36:45,976 - You! - Excuse me? 1391 01:36:46,216 --> 01:36:48,456 - They are calling me! - I am coming! 1392 01:36:49,656 --> 01:36:50,336 A friend? 1393 01:36:52,456 --> 01:36:53,096 Hi! 1394 01:36:53,296 --> 01:36:54,496 Are you from our college? 1395 01:36:55,016 --> 01:36:56,216 I come here for the snacks! 1396 01:36:56,336 --> 01:36:58,296 I don't give a shit, you are a part of our group now. 1397 01:37:00,496 --> 01:37:01,976 - Really? - Welcome. 1398 01:37:02,696 --> 01:37:05,536 Mr. Karan, will you be in our group? 1399 01:37:06,936 --> 01:37:10,016 Is he your uncle? Your uncle? 1400 01:37:10,536 --> 01:37:12,296 Do not talk to him. Name and number. 1401 01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:13,616 Datrupriya. 1402 01:37:17,056 --> 01:37:19,576 - Datrupriya. - Spell it. I told you not to talk to him. 1403 01:37:19,696 --> 01:37:22,136 So the first syllable is 'Dha'. 1404 01:37:22,256 --> 01:37:23,456 Only English is accepted here. 1405 01:37:24,016 --> 01:37:26,376 Save it her as DP. Do it. 1406 01:37:26,896 --> 01:37:27,976 DP is fine. 1407 01:37:28,816 --> 01:37:30,816 What is going on here? 1408 01:37:31,616 --> 01:37:32,936 You are definitely in. 1409 01:37:33,616 --> 01:37:35,256 We'll meet here right after college 1410 01:37:35,376 --> 01:37:37,176 and we'll see whose group is more fun. 1411 01:37:37,896 --> 01:37:39,576 - With her? All the best. - Come , Bagga. 1412 01:37:41,096 --> 01:37:43,216 - Very nice. -Come now. 1413 01:37:44,736 --> 01:37:46,736 - Datrupriya! - Move now! 1414 01:37:46,936 --> 01:37:49,456 I think I should go now. 1415 01:37:50,256 --> 01:37:51,856 - Bye! Sir! - Later. 1416 01:37:51,976 --> 01:37:55,016 - Your mom is calling. - Bye sir. 1417 01:37:55,296 --> 01:37:57,456 What is wrong with him? 1418 01:38:10,536 --> 01:38:14,536 - So Deepu.. - Be in your limits. 1419 01:38:19,576 --> 01:38:20,376 Deepu.. 1420 01:38:23,696 --> 01:38:26,896 So Deepika, I was saying 1421 01:38:27,016 --> 01:38:30,976 it is Friday night so let us go out and party. 1422 01:38:31,096 --> 01:38:34,736 What do we care about Friday! 1423 01:38:34,936 --> 01:38:36,456 We have our arrangements. 1424 01:38:36,576 --> 01:38:39,016 I'll park next to Rajendra. 1425 01:38:39,136 --> 01:38:41,816 I'll hold beer in one hand and snacks in other! 1426 01:38:41,936 --> 01:38:46,176 And party songs full on! Boom! Boom! 1427 01:38:46,856 --> 01:38:49,776 We will have quite a scene! 1428 01:38:52,536 --> 01:38:53,816 Then so be it. 1429 01:38:54,096 --> 01:38:56,456 Karan, let us go clubbing! 1430 01:38:57,016 --> 01:38:58,896 Trippy and I will be a couple. 1431 01:38:59,536 --> 01:39:03,296 - I can find a girl there. - Yes. 1432 01:39:03,416 --> 01:39:04,976 May I come with you? 1433 01:39:06,696 --> 01:39:10,536 Why is he so special? Why is it? 1434 01:39:10,656 --> 01:39:12,376 Why do you go after him? 1435 01:39:12,496 --> 01:39:15,376 - Sir, I'll be here. - Better. 1436 01:39:16,336 --> 01:39:19,256 She says she does not go to club with dullards. 1437 01:39:19,376 --> 01:39:20,576 Be that as it may. 1438 01:39:20,696 --> 01:39:24,856 We have our plan. Rivers of beer! 1439 01:39:25,096 --> 01:39:26,776 Should we go there as well? 1440 01:39:28,416 --> 01:39:32,536 I am not paying Rs. 700 for a pint! 1441 01:39:32,656 --> 01:39:34,376 I am not dumb as they are! 1442 01:39:35,176 --> 01:39:36,856 - A pint for Rs. 700! - Yes. 1443 01:39:37,616 --> 01:39:39,216 I am sorry, I'll go with them. 1444 01:39:39,496 --> 01:39:41,456 Listen to me... 1445 01:39:41,576 --> 01:39:43,976 What do you mean? - From where will you get the money? 1446 01:39:44,096 --> 01:39:46,576 I'll break open my FD. 1447 01:39:47,416 --> 01:39:49,456 Be it 700 or be it 1000 for a pint. 1448 01:39:51,656 --> 01:39:53,456 I have yet to pay the canteen bill. 1449 01:39:53,576 --> 01:39:54,896 What about the drinks? 1450 01:39:56,376 --> 01:39:57,536 We can get it. 1451 01:39:57,936 --> 01:40:01,976 Do what you must. Go where ever you want. 1452 01:40:02,096 --> 01:40:04,016 We do not care! 1453 01:40:04,216 --> 01:40:07,416 Karan, tell him not to curse or else I.. 1454 01:40:07,536 --> 01:40:11,936 Naira! What do we care? 1455 01:40:12,736 --> 01:40:14,016 We are happy with just the three of us. 1456 01:40:14,136 --> 01:40:16,096 Just like we did earlier. 1457 01:40:16,376 --> 01:40:18,416 The trio. For life! 1458 01:40:18,536 --> 01:40:21,496 Ask him to shut his mouth! 1459 01:40:26,856 --> 01:40:30,136 Then so be it. See you at eight! 1460 01:40:31,336 --> 01:40:34,656 We have a car with us! 1461 01:40:35,176 --> 01:40:36,176 Then so be it. 1462 01:40:36,496 --> 01:40:39,616 They may have party of poor! 1463 01:40:40,056 --> 01:40:43,096 We will dress nicely for a club! 1464 01:40:55,136 --> 01:40:56,976 Write the order up. 1465 01:40:57,296 --> 01:40:59,216 I'll have half 'Mali Chicken'. 1466 01:40:59,336 --> 01:41:02,256 And some Butter chicken. 1467 01:41:02,936 --> 01:41:05,176 Got it! Nice! 1468 01:41:05,536 --> 01:41:09,856 People should know of the party with Bagga. 1469 01:41:10,576 --> 01:41:12,416 Sir, be that as it may. 1470 01:41:12,536 --> 01:41:15,256 I think they must be having more fun than us. 1471 01:41:16,176 --> 01:41:17,576 Are you wretched? 1472 01:41:17,736 --> 01:41:18,616 They must be at club. 1473 01:41:18,736 --> 01:41:21,656 Club is no fun! I am here in a jacket! 1474 01:41:21,856 --> 01:41:23,736 Darn it! 1475 01:41:24,856 --> 01:41:27,496 I wish I could say the same to Mr. Karan! 1476 01:41:35,096 --> 01:41:36,496 What are they doing here? 1477 01:41:36,736 --> 01:41:39,376 They said they were going to a club! 1478 01:41:39,736 --> 01:41:41,136 Would you look at that? 1479 01:41:42,696 --> 01:41:44,536 Stop taking Naira to Tilak Nagar for shopping! 1480 01:41:47,456 --> 01:41:48,816 Put it here! 1481 01:41:48,936 --> 01:41:50,616 - One! Two! - One! Two! 1482 01:41:50,736 --> 01:41:53,976 - One! Two! - Three! Go! - One! Two! Three! Go! 1483 01:41:54,496 --> 01:41:57,776 Go on, play it. Music is on! 1484 01:41:57,896 --> 01:41:59,576 And there it goes here! 1485 01:42:00,016 --> 01:42:01,056 Party time! 1486 01:42:01,256 --> 01:42:02,536 Alright guys. 1487 01:42:02,776 --> 01:42:05,376 Get us six beers! chilled! 1488 01:42:06,976 --> 01:42:09,536 We have the party right here! 1489 01:42:11,376 --> 01:42:12,856 What are they doing here? 1490 01:42:15,776 --> 01:42:19,096 They know we are having a lot of fun! 1491 01:42:19,216 --> 01:42:21,496 Time for a peg! 1492 01:42:25,256 --> 01:42:27,456 Time for some music! 1493 01:42:31,936 --> 01:42:33,656 He seems so loud! 1494 01:42:34,176 --> 01:42:35,176 Yes. 1495 01:42:36,456 --> 01:42:41,256 - Go on, full blast. - People might wake up! 1496 01:42:43,256 --> 01:42:46,656 - Turn on the volume. - I am doing it! 1497 01:42:46,776 --> 01:42:48,896 This is the best it can get. 1498 01:42:51,936 --> 01:42:53,016 Let us groove it. 1499 01:42:53,136 --> 01:42:56,096 Just act on dancing to this song. 1500 01:42:56,216 --> 01:42:59,096 I think we should enjoy the songs they play. 1501 01:42:59,296 --> 01:43:00,976 Come on now! 1502 01:43:01,416 --> 01:43:04,216 They cannot even play a song! Losers! 1503 01:43:05,216 --> 01:43:09,616 We can start the party anywhere we are! 1504 01:43:09,816 --> 01:43:12,456 - Cheers! - Cheers! 1505 01:43:12,576 --> 01:43:16,176 Look at him! He wears a coat! What is he? An insurance agent? 1506 01:43:16,296 --> 01:43:19,856 Look at that guy selling a policy! 1507 01:43:20,256 --> 01:43:25,296 - This food is amazing! - The song is great! 1508 01:43:26,376 --> 01:43:28,056 Spit it out! 1509 01:43:29,216 --> 01:43:31,416 Amazing! What a sauce! 1510 01:43:31,536 --> 01:43:35,216 Enjoying the party! 1511 01:43:36,296 --> 01:43:40,776 Act like you are drunk! Like ones in Goa! 1512 01:43:52,336 --> 01:43:54,216 - Best night! - Best night! 1513 01:43:54,336 --> 01:43:55,816 -Crazy bitches! 1514 01:43:55,936 --> 01:43:58,176 Chill! Look at that! 1515 01:44:28,296 --> 01:44:29,536 Naira. 1516 01:44:31,336 --> 01:44:33,416 She is so sweet. 1517 01:44:36,096 --> 01:44:39,736 Let us go and apologize, right? 1518 01:44:40,056 --> 01:44:42,216 There is no point in taking this fight further. 1519 01:44:42,336 --> 01:44:44,376 Why the heck should we apologize? 1520 01:44:44,496 --> 01:44:45,936 We did not do anything. 1521 01:44:46,136 --> 01:44:48,496 They did not show us the phone in the morning! 1522 01:44:50,776 --> 01:44:53,456 Truly said. They did not. 1523 01:44:55,256 --> 01:44:56,616 Be that as it may. 1524 01:44:56,736 --> 01:44:58,656 Naira keeps nothing from me. 1525 01:44:59,576 --> 01:45:03,736 I know her lock code. I play games in her phone. 1526 01:45:05,736 --> 01:45:09,256 She is so lovely. She keeps nothing from me. 1527 01:45:10,056 --> 01:45:11,376 She tells me everything. 1528 01:45:11,696 --> 01:45:13,296 Then why did she not show you the phone? 1529 01:45:16,056 --> 01:45:18,616 Don't you want to know what is in the phone, Bagga? 1530 01:45:22,336 --> 01:45:23,616 What are you doing? 1531 01:45:24,696 --> 01:45:28,256 Leave it be. Do not cause trouble! 1532 01:45:28,816 --> 01:45:32,896 I am scared now. 1533 01:45:33,976 --> 01:45:34,976 Wait and watch! 1534 01:45:35,096 --> 01:45:36,176 Nice idea. 1535 01:45:36,776 --> 01:45:40,176 - Why the heck are you shaking? - I want to pee badly! 1536 01:45:40,296 --> 01:45:42,296 This woman is a mess! 1537 01:45:43,056 --> 01:45:45,176 Do not tell your name to others! 1538 01:46:01,376 --> 01:46:03,256 Party is on, guys! 1539 01:46:03,616 --> 01:46:06,096 Party is on! 1540 01:46:06,696 --> 01:46:08,496 I love this place! 1541 01:46:18,056 --> 01:46:22,216 Karan, tell me. Asking generally. 1542 01:46:23,016 --> 01:46:27,056 You would not mind if someone rides your bike 1543 01:46:27,776 --> 01:46:30,656 without your knowledge, right? You won't mind. 1544 01:46:30,936 --> 01:46:33,976 He is a generous man. He will not mind. 1545 01:46:34,176 --> 01:46:35,136 What? 1546 01:46:36,456 --> 01:46:38,216 I will mess them up! 1547 01:46:40,816 --> 01:46:46,576 What if you have a new bike and you forget Mohini? 1548 01:46:46,696 --> 01:46:50,496 Why would he have a problem then? 1549 01:46:50,616 --> 01:46:52,896 I will rough them up 1550 01:46:54,976 --> 01:46:56,136 She is my Mohini. 1551 01:46:57,816 --> 01:46:58,936 My babes. 1552 01:47:02,296 --> 01:47:03,096 Guys! 1553 01:47:03,216 --> 01:47:05,736 It is the ride of my life. 1554 01:47:07,136 --> 01:47:11,136 Karan, I have to go pee. 1555 01:47:12,376 --> 01:47:14,176 You get it so randomly. 1556 01:47:17,936 --> 01:47:20,576 - Deepika! - Hi, Trippy. 1557 01:47:20,776 --> 01:47:23,536 I need to speak to you. It is urgent! 1558 01:47:23,656 --> 01:47:26,656 Come now, be seated. We will talk. 1559 01:47:33,216 --> 01:47:34,456 Listen to me. 1560 01:47:35,016 --> 01:47:37,256 - What would you like to have? - Just listen to me. 1561 01:47:37,376 --> 01:47:38,936 - What would you like to have? - I cannot drink! 1562 01:47:39,056 --> 01:47:41,136 Shut up and drink, Trippy. 1563 01:47:42,856 --> 01:47:46,136 Fine then. Make a light one for me. 1564 01:47:46,256 --> 01:47:47,616 Light it is. 1565 01:47:55,176 --> 01:47:57,216 - Hi! - Hi! 1566 01:47:58,096 --> 01:48:00,736 Mr. Karan, are you drunk? 1567 01:48:02,576 --> 01:48:03,616 Not yet. 1568 01:48:04,656 --> 01:48:09,056 Fine, I'll wait till you get drunk. 1569 01:48:10,456 --> 01:48:13,336 I understand why you are here. 1570 01:48:13,576 --> 01:48:14,576 Why is that? 1571 01:48:14,696 --> 01:48:18,736 You want us to get drunk and spill everything to you. 1572 01:48:18,856 --> 01:48:20,656 You are way worse than that! 1573 01:48:21,496 --> 01:48:23,416 I will not do that! 1574 01:48:23,536 --> 01:48:26,016 They got Trippy over there for the same. 1575 01:48:29,616 --> 01:48:30,496 F...k 1576 01:48:38,616 --> 01:48:39,656 Bagga. 1577 01:48:43,416 --> 01:48:45,856 I am drunk now. We will talk tomorrow. 1578 01:48:48,536 --> 01:48:51,256 Shit! Bagga took my phone. 1579 01:48:51,856 --> 01:48:54,056 Be that as it may. He left me here. 1580 01:49:15,576 --> 01:49:17,696 I am sorry, it was not my fault. 1581 01:49:17,856 --> 01:49:20,496 Deepika got me drunk and did all that. 1582 01:49:20,616 --> 01:49:22,776 I never knew they would do this to me. 1583 01:49:22,896 --> 01:49:24,816 Bagga is not talking to Naira 1584 01:49:24,936 --> 01:49:26,896 and you say that it is not your fault. 1585 01:49:27,496 --> 01:49:30,416 You wet to pee so how did you reach that car? 1586 01:49:34,536 --> 01:49:38,896 Karan, I.. 1587 01:49:40,336 --> 01:49:41,016 I was.. 1588 01:49:41,136 --> 01:49:44,936 Cat got your tongue? Speak up! 1589 01:49:45,056 --> 01:49:49,896 - Karan, I was.. - Karan, it is not his fault. 1590 01:49:50,736 --> 01:49:54,136 It is fine. Bagga will talk to me and I will convince him. 1591 01:49:54,256 --> 01:49:54,976 It is fine. 1592 01:49:55,096 --> 01:49:59,096 Naira, it is not fine. Deepika will come here humiliate us 1593 01:49:59,216 --> 01:50:00,736 - and I will not be able to say a word. - Karan, we can handle. 1594 01:50:00,856 --> 01:50:03,736 What was there in the group that we cannot show them? 1595 01:50:10,256 --> 01:50:13,256 The lie about missing periods has worked. 1596 01:50:13,376 --> 01:50:15,416 I knew it. It was a great idea. 1597 01:50:15,536 --> 01:50:17,496 - Bagga is a fool. - What? 1598 01:50:17,616 --> 01:50:19,056 He is a dick. 1599 01:50:19,176 --> 01:50:21,896 Thanks. You guys saved my relationship. 1600 01:50:23,016 --> 01:50:24,736 Did you not read the chats? 1601 01:50:25,136 --> 01:50:26,976 Where were you? 1602 01:50:38,096 --> 01:50:39,536 Will you please tell us? 1603 01:50:39,896 --> 01:50:43,096 Karan, where I was.. 1604 01:50:45,576 --> 01:50:48,816 Actually, that day! 1605 01:50:49,016 --> 01:50:50,176 Vile cretins! 1606 01:50:50,416 --> 01:50:52,336 You cannot handle your girls 1607 01:50:52,456 --> 01:50:54,176 and now you point Naira's mind. 1608 01:50:54,416 --> 01:50:56,816 - Bagga. - Listen to me, Bagga. Take it easy. 1609 01:50:56,936 --> 01:50:58,216 Go to hell! 1610 01:50:58,336 --> 01:51:00,656 I will thrash you so hard you'll lose your mind! 1611 01:51:01,336 --> 01:51:03,976 Who the heck are you to teach her this stuff? 1612 01:51:04,296 --> 01:51:06,216 Bagga, it is not their fault. 1613 01:51:06,416 --> 01:51:08,256 They are my friends and they were helping me. 1614 01:51:08,376 --> 01:51:10,456 Friends? Is this what they do? 1615 01:51:10,576 --> 01:51:12,936 Push you against me? Teach you deception? 1616 01:51:13,056 --> 01:51:14,696 It was my idea. 1617 01:51:14,976 --> 01:51:16,136 I will be leaving in three weeks. 1618 01:51:16,256 --> 01:51:17,616 We'll have to be in a long distance relationship. 1619 01:51:17,736 --> 01:51:19,976 I wanted to know that you would be with me 1620 01:51:20,096 --> 01:51:21,616 no matter what happens! 1621 01:51:21,816 --> 01:51:24,056 Then you should have asked me! I'd have told you! 1622 01:51:24,176 --> 01:51:25,776 Why did you go to these imbeciles? 1623 01:51:25,896 --> 01:51:27,656 - Bagga! - Mind it! - Silence! 1624 01:51:37,016 --> 01:51:41,056 You used to ask me even before picking a dress. 1625 01:51:42,856 --> 01:51:47,256 You ask me if you wanted to wear heels or flats. 1626 01:51:48,776 --> 01:51:50,576 And they will decide on such a major thing 1627 01:51:50,696 --> 01:51:53,096 - about our relationship? Who are they? - My friends! 1628 01:51:53,216 --> 01:51:54,936 You must show some respect. 1629 01:52:00,816 --> 01:52:05,536 Bagga, let us go out and sort it out. 1630 01:52:22,456 --> 01:52:24,176 It will not, Naira. 1631 01:52:32,616 --> 01:52:34,416 They are your friends. 1632 01:52:40,656 --> 01:52:43,216 You may stay with your friends. 1633 01:52:46,976 --> 01:52:51,296 All the we shared between us 1634 01:52:52,976 --> 01:52:54,256 ends now. 1635 01:52:54,816 --> 01:52:56,456 Bagga! Bagga! 1636 01:52:56,816 --> 01:53:00,216 Bagga! Bagga! Come on! 1637 01:53:03,536 --> 01:53:04,656 I am sorry! 1638 01:53:06,496 --> 01:53:07,816 Karan, we need to talk. 1639 01:53:11,016 --> 01:53:13,456 Are you dumb? 1640 01:53:14,296 --> 01:53:16,816 Can you not see what is happening because of you? 1641 01:53:17,616 --> 01:53:18,456 What? 1642 01:53:18,576 --> 01:53:21,176 It was your idea to get him drunk! 1643 01:53:22,296 --> 01:53:26,856 You have no friends and you got some because of me 1644 01:53:26,976 --> 01:53:29,896 and you had them fight! 1645 01:53:30,576 --> 01:53:34,336 - Okay, you think it is like that? - It is like that! 1646 01:53:35,616 --> 01:53:38,336 Piss off and get out of here right now! 1647 01:53:39,816 --> 01:53:41,216 I came here to sort things out with you. 1648 01:53:41,336 --> 01:53:42,776 - What do you think? - Shut up! 1649 01:53:42,896 --> 01:53:44,816 Shut the hell up! 1650 01:53:45,776 --> 01:53:47,856 I came here to sort things out with you Karan 1651 01:53:47,976 --> 01:53:51,256 after I read your messages about me, asshole! 1652 01:53:51,456 --> 01:53:53,016 But I was wrong! 1653 01:53:53,296 --> 01:53:55,856 And you call them your friends? 1654 01:54:01,696 --> 01:54:03,136 As much as I know 1655 01:54:03,256 --> 01:54:06,256 best friends do not kiss their friend's exes 1656 01:54:06,376 --> 01:54:08,576 behind their back, Karan! 1657 01:54:09,936 --> 01:54:13,896 So piss off with your friends! 1658 01:54:20,736 --> 01:54:21,896 What did she say? 1659 01:54:25,816 --> 01:54:26,696 Karan! 1660 01:54:28,816 --> 01:54:29,936 What did she say? 1661 01:54:38,376 --> 01:54:39,696 You knew it? 1662 01:54:40,216 --> 01:54:41,496 I am sorry, Karan. 1663 01:54:46,416 --> 01:54:48,056 You! 1664 01:54:59,656 --> 01:55:01,336 You should have told me. 1665 01:55:08,696 --> 01:55:09,896 Darn it! 1666 01:55:13,736 --> 01:55:16,456 - Piss off! - I am sorry! 1667 01:55:16,576 --> 01:55:18,136 Piss off! 1668 01:55:23,376 --> 01:55:24,736 Liars! 1669 01:57:25,590 --> 01:57:26,950 Deepu. 1670 01:57:27,670 --> 01:57:29,950 I mean... Deepika. 1671 01:57:32,790 --> 01:57:34,830 We have drunk a bottle 1672 01:57:35,950 --> 01:57:38,190 and we did not discuss anything that matters. 1673 01:57:38,910 --> 01:57:41,310 - It is better that... - Do you want to make out right now? 1674 01:57:42,070 --> 01:57:43,350 Right now! 1675 01:57:47,750 --> 01:57:50,070 I am just saying this to Karan! 1676 01:58:01,990 --> 01:58:04,750 I do miss her a lot. 1677 01:58:06,150 --> 01:58:08,110 The way she called me. 1678 01:58:11,550 --> 01:58:13,110 And it has been a week 1679 01:58:13,230 --> 01:58:15,390 and I feel so messed up. 1680 01:58:16,550 --> 01:58:18,150 Go and apologize to her. 1681 01:58:19,550 --> 01:58:20,470 Sorry? 1682 01:58:21,550 --> 01:58:23,590 Why should I apologize? 1683 01:58:24,910 --> 01:58:26,430 It is her fault as well. 1684 01:58:26,550 --> 01:58:28,430 Did she come to me and apologize? 1685 01:58:29,270 --> 01:58:32,310 What is my fault in all of this? 1686 01:58:33,590 --> 01:58:35,750 I am committed in my relation. 1687 01:58:36,110 --> 01:58:37,310 I am loyal. 1688 01:58:39,550 --> 01:58:42,070 She will come to me for all petty things. 1689 01:58:42,390 --> 01:58:44,150 And when it is an important decision of life 1690 01:58:44,270 --> 01:58:46,190 regarding our relationship 1691 01:58:46,790 --> 01:58:48,270 then she goes to best friends. 1692 01:58:49,030 --> 01:58:52,430 And if this is what she wanted why did she make me her boyfriend? 1693 01:58:55,390 --> 01:58:57,110 I do not know how to speak in English like you folk 1694 01:58:57,230 --> 01:58:58,910 but Goldie has taught me one thing 1695 01:58:59,230 --> 01:59:02,870 you need to have an ego if you demand respect. 1696 01:59:04,550 --> 01:59:06,110 Leave her be then. 1697 01:59:10,950 --> 01:59:12,350 I cannot leave her. 1698 01:59:16,830 --> 01:59:19,270 I do not like it without her. 1699 01:59:19,830 --> 01:59:21,350 I feel so incomplete. 1700 01:59:21,470 --> 01:59:23,110 Then keep her close, Bagga. 1701 01:59:31,110 --> 01:59:32,270 You know... 1702 01:59:35,910 --> 01:59:37,110 That evening... 1703 01:59:40,430 --> 01:59:42,150 When I was crying 1704 01:59:43,990 --> 01:59:45,310 I realized 1705 01:59:46,910 --> 01:59:49,270 either you can be happy 1706 01:59:49,710 --> 01:59:51,310 or you can be right! 1707 01:59:52,950 --> 01:59:54,390 You can't be both Bagga. 1708 01:59:59,870 --> 02:00:01,470 I messed it up with Karan. 1709 02:00:03,990 --> 02:00:06,590 He was so nice to me throughout! 1710 02:00:07,230 --> 02:00:09,110 Accepted me the way I am! 1711 02:00:09,790 --> 02:00:11,150 Which is not easy. 1712 02:00:13,630 --> 02:00:16,550 It is due to him I have you people in my life. 1713 02:00:19,990 --> 02:00:21,390 And I lost it all. 1714 02:00:22,030 --> 02:00:23,150 Why? 1715 02:00:25,110 --> 02:00:27,070 Because of this ego of mine. 1716 02:00:28,390 --> 02:00:30,590 I do not know how to apologize 1717 02:00:32,470 --> 02:00:34,670 or if I do not want to say it! I do not know. 1718 02:00:38,910 --> 02:00:41,270 Naira is a sweet girl and you know that. 1719 02:00:43,910 --> 02:00:45,830 She will leave in a few days. 1720 02:00:47,590 --> 02:00:48,950 Do not forget. 1721 02:00:51,790 --> 02:00:53,990 You have to decide what is more important. 1722 02:00:55,910 --> 02:00:59,150 Naira or your go. 1723 02:01:01,870 --> 02:01:02,950 Think. 1724 02:01:09,870 --> 02:01:11,030 Hold this. 1725 02:01:28,150 --> 02:01:29,670 So Sexy Bugs 1726 02:01:36,030 --> 02:01:39,710 So Sexy Bugs 1727 02:01:40,310 --> 02:01:42,430 Naira, come down! 1728 02:01:50,670 --> 02:01:52,030 So Sexy Bugs 1729 02:02:21,670 --> 02:02:23,110 I cannot do it. 1730 02:02:25,310 --> 02:02:26,550 Indeed. 1731 02:02:33,470 --> 02:02:34,830 So what should we do now? 1732 02:02:38,870 --> 02:02:40,190 What should we do? 1733 02:02:43,510 --> 02:02:46,590 Naira are you teaching me active and passive? 1734 02:02:48,190 --> 02:02:49,350 Shit! 1735 02:02:53,150 --> 02:02:54,190 I am sorry. 1736 02:02:59,910 --> 02:03:00,910 It is fine. 1737 02:03:02,590 --> 02:03:03,670 It happens. 1738 02:03:04,750 --> 02:03:06,150 I am sorry too. 1739 02:03:11,070 --> 02:03:12,150 Come on now. 1740 02:03:13,950 --> 02:03:15,150 Here in the open. 1741 02:03:15,790 --> 02:03:16,830 So what? 1742 02:03:18,830 --> 02:03:20,270 - Okay. - Okay. 1743 02:03:29,030 --> 02:03:32,150 From this day on we are best friends. 1744 02:03:36,670 --> 02:03:37,870 I am sorry. 1745 02:03:38,470 --> 02:03:42,710 From now on we are best friends. 1746 02:03:45,590 --> 02:03:47,990 Are you not fine with this? 1747 02:03:49,790 --> 02:03:51,670 Are you fine with this? 1748 02:03:55,550 --> 02:04:01,310 If you are fine with it I too am fine. 1749 02:04:01,510 --> 02:04:02,870 I am fine. 1750 02:04:04,710 --> 02:04:10,430 A new car is a different one from the one repaired. 1751 02:04:10,710 --> 02:04:12,750 Not the same thing! 1752 02:04:13,150 --> 02:04:18,190 There it is. We are best friends now. 1753 02:04:18,590 --> 02:04:20,230 Cool. Cool. 1754 02:04:20,350 --> 02:04:21,190 - Friends? - Cool. 1755 02:04:21,310 --> 02:04:22,710 Yeah, great... 1756 02:04:22,830 --> 02:04:23,950 - It is done! - Done! 1757 02:04:25,550 --> 02:04:26,390 Friends. 1758 02:04:26,590 --> 02:04:29,430 To hell with you emotional bitch! I am getting late! 1759 02:04:30,390 --> 02:04:32,110 Let me talk to her. 1760 02:04:32,230 --> 02:04:37,350 I have apologized. Naira and I are best friends. 1761 02:04:37,470 --> 02:04:39,270 I just saw you guys hugging. 1762 02:04:41,150 --> 02:04:44,870 There she goes. She cannot be quiet. 1763 02:04:44,990 --> 02:04:47,390 A friend cannot hug a friend. 1764 02:04:47,630 --> 02:04:51,390 I think you should apologize and Karan will too. 1765 02:04:51,710 --> 02:04:53,390 And everyone can be fine! 1766 02:04:53,510 --> 02:04:57,190 And everyone is happy. 1767 02:04:57,310 --> 02:04:58,790 Who is it? 1768 02:05:01,670 --> 02:05:03,390 - I am sorry. - It is okay. 1769 02:05:03,510 --> 02:05:07,750 - I am sorry. Forgive me. - It is okay. 1770 02:05:08,070 --> 02:05:09,230 I am sorry. 1771 02:05:10,670 --> 02:05:11,750 I am sorry. 1772 02:05:13,710 --> 02:05:15,110 I am sorry, Karan. 1773 02:05:18,430 --> 02:05:19,550 I am sorry. 1774 02:05:20,070 --> 02:05:21,710 Why are you sorry? 1775 02:05:21,830 --> 02:05:23,710 I was afraid. 1776 02:05:24,390 --> 02:05:27,390 You are so cute. 1777 02:05:37,590 --> 02:05:39,510 Karan, say something. 1778 02:05:40,270 --> 02:05:42,310 Will you speak once I am gone to US! 1779 02:05:42,830 --> 02:05:45,390 We have to prepare for Naira's farewell party. 1780 02:05:45,790 --> 02:05:47,390 I am so excited. 1781 02:05:47,710 --> 02:05:50,390 I have the one piece dress ironed and slacks ready 1782 02:05:50,510 --> 02:05:52,310 in the front pocket of my bag. 1783 02:05:52,590 --> 02:05:53,710 Thanks. 1784 02:05:53,990 --> 02:05:56,310 Is she crazy? 1785 02:05:59,150 --> 02:06:00,030 Listen up. 1786 02:06:01,030 --> 02:06:05,990 You will be doing all preparations that I was supposed to do for party. 1787 02:06:07,430 --> 02:06:10,390 You handle the liquor and decoration. 1788 02:06:10,510 --> 02:06:13,150 I am to prepare for my own farewell party? 1789 02:06:14,950 --> 02:06:15,830 I can do so. 1790 02:06:15,950 --> 02:06:19,430 I have to bring a lot of booze to college discreetly. 1791 02:06:19,550 --> 02:06:20,510 How will I manage? 1792 02:06:20,630 --> 02:06:22,750 So you can pick a side kick. 1793 02:06:26,150 --> 02:06:27,750 - Bagga? - What? 1794 02:06:28,630 --> 02:06:31,190 But you both broke up. 1795 02:06:31,990 --> 02:06:34,830 So? Exes can be friends, right? 1796 02:06:35,310 --> 02:06:37,590 So what, Trippy? 1797 02:06:38,470 --> 02:06:42,230 Why do you make a scene always? 1798 02:06:43,110 --> 02:06:44,430 Come on! 1799 02:06:45,670 --> 02:06:51,950 Deepika, you must call every batchmate of ours 1800 02:06:52,790 --> 02:06:54,870 personally, to invite them for Naira's party. 1801 02:06:54,990 --> 02:06:58,430 - In your dreams, Karan! - You kissed my best friend. 1802 02:06:58,550 --> 02:07:00,310 Give me the list! 1803 02:07:01,030 --> 02:07:04,070 You may choose your side-kick! 1804 02:07:08,150 --> 02:07:09,430 Datrupriya! 1805 02:07:10,230 --> 02:07:11,630 Thanks ma'am. 1806 02:07:11,990 --> 02:07:15,870 Give me a task and be done with it. 1807 02:07:18,270 --> 02:07:20,630 You broke the bro code. 1808 02:07:21,790 --> 02:07:23,630 And you must atone for it. 1809 02:07:23,950 --> 02:07:26,110 Oh no! 1810 02:07:26,230 --> 02:07:29,230 He cannot do it. Please. 1811 02:07:29,350 --> 02:07:31,710 Karan, please. This is getting way tough. 1812 02:07:31,830 --> 02:07:33,230 Hold on, why do you scare me? 1813 02:07:33,350 --> 02:07:34,710 What is this? 1814 02:07:34,830 --> 02:07:37,270 I do not know. I am scared by the way he said it. 1815 02:07:37,390 --> 02:07:40,030 - It must be something. - What is it? 1816 02:07:40,270 --> 02:07:43,190 As per ancient tales... 1817 02:07:46,350 --> 02:07:47,870 As per ancient tales... 1818 02:07:47,990 --> 02:07:50,950 Two close friends had a fight. 1819 02:07:51,070 --> 02:07:53,550 They were Karan and Trippy. 1820 02:07:53,670 --> 02:07:59,110 Trippy kissed Karan's girl behind his back. 1821 02:07:59,430 --> 02:08:06,870 And Karan invoked the bro code in response for this sin! 1822 02:08:08,950 --> 02:08:11,390 As per bro code tradition 1823 02:08:11,510 --> 02:08:16,190 you must pass three tests to earn my trust again. 1824 02:08:18,110 --> 02:08:20,030 And what are those? 1825 02:08:25,750 --> 02:08:26,990 I will tell you. 1826 02:08:28,630 --> 02:08:29,590 In time. 1827 02:08:31,510 --> 02:08:34,390 Karan, listen to me! 1828 02:08:35,230 --> 02:08:36,350 Bro. 1829 02:08:44,310 --> 02:08:46,070 You are set now. 1830 02:08:47,390 --> 02:08:49,950 You are free before heading to America. 1831 02:08:50,550 --> 02:08:52,350 And now you can date white guys! 1832 02:08:52,590 --> 02:08:54,390 No way that is not it. 1833 02:08:54,910 --> 02:08:57,270 There will be Punjabi boys. 1834 02:08:57,870 --> 02:09:03,070 Yes, they will find a caring person. 1835 02:09:04,230 --> 02:09:05,790 You know what? 1836 02:09:07,350 --> 02:09:10,710 I never thought we can be friends. 1837 02:09:10,830 --> 02:09:12,910 As it gets awkward. 1838 02:09:13,790 --> 02:09:16,630 But we have shown maturity. 1839 02:09:16,830 --> 02:09:20,990 Maturity... right. 1840 02:09:21,430 --> 02:09:24,150 - There is something on your cheek. - Move it. 1841 02:09:34,350 --> 02:09:37,910 - So what? A friend can do that. - Yes. 1842 02:09:38,470 --> 02:09:40,630 - Like this. - Not like that... 1843 02:09:41,630 --> 02:09:44,830 - Bring us some beers. - Mind your tongue! 1844 02:09:45,110 --> 02:09:46,630 You are right. 1845 02:09:48,830 --> 02:09:51,390 We must have an app for inviting people. 1846 02:09:51,710 --> 02:09:54,270 Which has ready to use invites! 1847 02:09:54,950 --> 02:09:57,430 People in old days sent pigeons 1848 02:09:57,550 --> 02:09:59,710 and we can name our app as pigeons. 1849 02:10:00,070 --> 02:10:02,950 - Great idea, right? - Shut the hell up. 1850 02:10:03,870 --> 02:10:05,950 - Let us start inviting people. - Okay. 1851 02:10:12,470 --> 02:10:14,990 Rohit, listen to me very carefully. 1852 02:10:15,270 --> 02:10:16,790 Naira's farewell party is today evening 1853 02:10:16,910 --> 02:10:19,430 Just get your ass sharp at 8 p.m. 1854 02:10:19,550 --> 02:10:21,910 Why are you so rude? I am not coming! 1855 02:10:22,230 --> 02:10:24,630 Fine, we can have the party without you. 1856 02:10:26,310 --> 02:10:27,390 Rohit. 1857 02:10:27,990 --> 02:10:30,350 Naira's party is tonight! 1858 02:10:31,070 --> 02:10:35,190 Please come to the ground at 8:00 p.m. 1859 02:10:35,750 --> 02:10:38,550 So sweet of you. I will be there. 1860 02:10:38,670 --> 02:10:40,710 - No worries. - See you. 1861 02:10:41,430 --> 02:10:42,750 Bye. 1862 02:10:44,230 --> 02:10:45,430 How the hell did you do that? 1863 02:10:45,550 --> 02:10:48,030 I just said the same exact words. 1864 02:10:48,790 --> 02:10:52,190 It is a small trick. Let me tell you. 1865 02:10:54,110 --> 02:10:55,950 A simple rule. 1866 02:10:56,550 --> 02:10:59,950 Begin with 'Hey' and end with 'please'. 1867 02:11:00,990 --> 02:11:02,070 It is that simple. 1868 02:11:02,270 --> 02:11:03,190 Gross! 1869 02:11:04,310 --> 02:11:06,070 You think this is going to work. 1870 02:11:06,470 --> 02:11:08,950 Please tell me what is the first test! 1871 02:11:11,390 --> 02:11:13,150 Tell me at once! 1872 02:11:15,350 --> 02:11:16,710 Tell me. 1873 02:11:17,030 --> 02:11:18,030 Listen. 1874 02:11:19,230 --> 02:11:25,110 As per the code, Karan presents first test. 1875 02:11:26,230 --> 02:11:27,830 The kiss of venom. 1876 02:11:32,550 --> 02:11:35,470 Trippy had to kiss a wild dog. 1877 02:11:36,670 --> 02:11:39,150 So whenever he remembers the kiss of the maiden 1878 02:11:39,270 --> 02:11:43,430 he is then reminded of the kiss of the vile dog. 1879 02:11:44,190 --> 02:11:46,750 - A wild dog? - A wild dog. 1880 02:11:47,790 --> 02:11:49,630 Who is the wild dog here? 1881 02:11:51,030 --> 02:11:52,070 Who? 1882 02:11:54,550 --> 02:11:55,510 Jupiter! 1883 02:12:08,590 --> 02:12:09,990 Are you insane? 1884 02:12:10,110 --> 02:12:13,270 I will kiss him? He will rough me up! 1885 02:12:13,390 --> 02:12:15,950 I never said you have to kiss his lips! 1886 02:12:16,070 --> 02:12:17,510 Thank you! 1887 02:12:17,710 --> 02:12:19,230 You must kiss his ass! 1888 02:12:20,990 --> 02:12:22,470 The kiss of venom! 1889 02:12:24,590 --> 02:12:25,670 Makhi! 1890 02:12:33,310 --> 02:12:34,470 What is it? 1891 02:12:37,150 --> 02:12:38,790 Hey, Makhi! 1892 02:12:40,470 --> 02:12:43,550 Naira has a farewell party at 8 tonight! 1893 02:12:44,550 --> 02:12:47,750 Please bring your foul face! 1894 02:12:49,110 --> 02:12:50,150 Please! 1895 02:12:52,150 --> 02:12:55,070 I swear people can die of your odour. 1896 02:12:55,190 --> 02:12:57,110 So please use a deodorant! 1897 02:12:57,510 --> 02:12:59,510 Please! 1898 02:13:00,110 --> 02:13:03,750 Thank you, Deepika! Thank you so much! 1899 02:13:03,870 --> 02:13:09,670 I thought such ill of you and you are ever so pure! 1900 02:13:09,870 --> 02:13:10,910 So good. 1901 02:13:11,030 --> 02:13:15,710 I will use an expensive cologne. 1902 02:13:15,830 --> 02:13:18,430 Thank you so much. Bye! 1903 02:13:20,310 --> 02:13:21,630 Yes. 1904 02:13:23,550 --> 02:13:27,310 Don't you think we have reached heights of maturity? 1905 02:13:28,670 --> 02:13:29,670 Right. 1906 02:13:29,790 --> 02:13:31,630 It is called ozone layer, right? 1907 02:13:31,990 --> 02:13:35,430 We have reached a level beyond that. 1908 02:13:36,870 --> 02:13:39,710 - So funny! - Baby, give me the balloons! 1909 02:13:46,870 --> 02:13:51,030 So what? We do call friends as baby! 1910 02:13:51,150 --> 02:13:54,870 Yes, I call my friends like that! 1911 02:13:55,350 --> 02:13:56,990 Where are you, baby? 1912 02:13:57,110 --> 02:13:59,470 Have your lost your mind! 1913 02:13:59,590 --> 02:14:02,870 I'll see you in the evening. 1914 02:14:04,190 --> 02:14:07,230 I address Trippy as baby. to all. 1915 02:14:13,830 --> 02:14:15,270 Good morning, Bro. 1916 02:14:23,030 --> 02:14:25,150 How are you Trippy? 1917 02:14:25,270 --> 02:14:27,470 I am great! 1918 02:14:36,630 --> 02:14:39,990 You wear a jeans of Tommy? 1919 02:14:40,390 --> 02:14:41,590 It is mine! 1920 02:14:41,830 --> 02:14:44,310 I mean the brand. 1921 02:14:45,710 --> 02:14:48,670 It has such a great smell. 1922 02:14:48,990 --> 02:14:51,110 One can sniff and say if it original. 1923 02:14:51,310 --> 02:14:53,270 - What are you saying? - Yes. 1924 02:14:53,670 --> 02:14:55,390 This is new. 1925 02:14:57,430 --> 02:14:58,910 Let me check once. 1926 02:14:59,310 --> 02:15:01,750 Or else people will call you a fake man! 1927 02:15:03,150 --> 02:15:04,830 Truly said. Go ahead! 1928 02:15:32,150 --> 02:15:33,470 Stay in line! 1929 02:15:34,030 --> 02:15:35,150 I am sorry. 1930 02:15:37,390 --> 02:15:39,510 Ready for the second test. 1931 02:15:39,630 --> 02:15:42,990 Do you not fear God! You will be born again. 1932 02:15:44,310 --> 02:15:48,830 Purity of heart is the second test. 1933 02:15:49,350 --> 02:15:50,390 What? 1934 02:15:50,510 --> 02:15:54,550 You must go to staff room 1935 02:15:55,350 --> 02:15:59,950 and speak some kind words for every teacher. 1936 02:16:01,230 --> 02:16:04,790 - Good lines? - Read it. 1937 02:16:07,950 --> 02:16:11,150 - Simple! - That is all! 1938 02:16:11,430 --> 02:16:14,950 - I can do this easily! - Go on then! 1939 02:16:15,590 --> 02:16:16,830 Be careful. 1940 02:16:17,470 --> 02:16:19,470 Easy there, wash your face first. 1941 02:16:28,110 --> 02:16:29,830 Do you remember our first date? Bags? 1942 02:16:31,790 --> 02:16:34,110 - I mean Bagga. - No 1943 02:16:35,070 --> 02:16:36,590 it is fine. 1944 02:16:37,830 --> 02:16:39,270 I remember. 1945 02:16:41,110 --> 02:16:43,310 It is not like I knew all. 1946 02:16:43,830 --> 02:16:46,670 I thought cheesecake must have only cheese in it. 1947 02:16:46,910 --> 02:16:49,590 But you told me that it would be sweet. 1948 02:16:51,830 --> 02:16:54,950 Do you remember it as first date? 1949 02:16:56,030 --> 02:16:59,310 Or did you always think that date is done in hotel rooms? 1950 02:17:00,070 --> 02:17:02,190 You must be going there with other girls. 1951 02:17:03,070 --> 02:17:04,190 No, Naira. 1952 02:17:05,110 --> 02:17:06,110 I swear. 1953 02:17:07,110 --> 02:17:09,270 I have been there only with you. 1954 02:17:09,470 --> 02:17:11,390 Never with anyone else. 1955 02:17:12,270 --> 02:17:15,670 How would I know? I never chased after you. 1956 02:17:19,590 --> 02:17:21,070 You did a little. 1957 02:17:23,030 --> 02:17:27,710 You were my first. 1958 02:17:28,830 --> 02:17:33,790 I never knew that the key card was used to turn on lights. 1959 02:17:34,830 --> 02:17:37,430 I was going to search for the switches. 1960 02:17:38,070 --> 02:17:39,790 That was such a good scene! 1961 02:17:39,910 --> 02:17:41,870 You were so troubled! 1962 02:17:42,190 --> 02:17:44,430 Trying to find the lights. 1963 02:17:46,870 --> 02:17:48,630 You saved me 1964 02:17:49,590 --> 02:17:52,470 or else the manager had scolded me! 1965 02:17:55,950 --> 02:17:57,790 Let me tell you. 1966 02:17:58,910 --> 02:18:01,950 It has been a year since our first date. 1967 02:18:03,630 --> 02:18:05,150 It was today. 1968 02:18:07,870 --> 02:18:10,150 - You remembered? - Yes. 1969 02:18:10,830 --> 02:18:12,710 I hope it was not a dry day that day! 1970 02:18:12,830 --> 02:18:15,670 No, it was not. 1971 02:18:17,270 --> 02:18:22,190 Naira, I have always been called 1972 02:18:22,630 --> 02:18:25,230 in a manner like, 'Bagga, where are you going?' 1973 02:18:25,590 --> 02:18:27,870 Asking for a fight. 1974 02:18:28,350 --> 02:18:29,870 It was the first time 1975 02:18:30,430 --> 02:18:33,430 when someone called me Bags. 1976 02:18:36,150 --> 02:18:37,710 How can I forget that? 1977 02:18:46,630 --> 02:18:51,030 Monish Buhl was right about one thing. 1978 02:18:52,870 --> 02:18:59,030 A young guy and a young girl 1979 02:18:59,150 --> 02:19:01,630 can never just stay friends. 1980 02:19:12,030 --> 02:19:14,750 Hey. Jupiter. 1981 02:19:15,270 --> 02:19:17,630 Naira's farewell party is at 8 tonight. 1982 02:19:17,750 --> 02:19:18,870 So what should I do? 1983 02:19:19,230 --> 02:19:21,670 Come and dance you baboon! 1984 02:19:23,830 --> 02:19:26,230 See you at the ground at 8. Please! 1985 02:19:27,310 --> 02:19:29,230 Do you think I am your servant? 1986 02:19:30,510 --> 02:19:32,990 My family will never have a dog like you 1987 02:19:33,110 --> 02:19:34,150 let alone having a servant! 1988 02:19:34,270 --> 02:19:36,790 Bless your stars that I invited you 1989 02:19:36,910 --> 02:19:39,310 and you are uninvited. Put the phone down! 1990 02:19:39,430 --> 02:19:42,430 Or else I will shove it down your ass. 1991 02:19:43,270 --> 02:19:46,550 Relax! Relax! 1992 02:19:46,870 --> 02:19:49,830 - I cannot do this! - I can do this for you. 1993 02:19:52,190 --> 02:19:55,310 But you need to cancel the gift. 1994 02:19:55,550 --> 02:19:58,910 I'll handle that. I cannot fake this. 1995 02:20:00,230 --> 02:20:02,110 Are you sue you can do this? 1996 02:20:02,630 --> 02:20:05,230 I'll manage. I just can't do that. 1997 02:20:07,550 --> 02:20:10,270 - What? - And here is the twist in the test 1998 02:20:10,390 --> 02:20:11,390 Go ahead. 1999 02:20:11,790 --> 02:20:15,470 After praising teachers add a line at the end. 2000 02:20:15,590 --> 02:20:16,590 What? 2001 02:20:16,910 --> 02:20:19,550 - In the pant of Mr. Munjal! - That is it? 2002 02:20:19,870 --> 02:20:22,950 Come on then. Stop wasting my time! 2003 02:20:28,150 --> 02:20:30,230 - May I come in, sir? - Yes. 2004 02:20:33,790 --> 02:20:35,390 Good afternoon, Teachers. 2005 02:20:35,590 --> 02:20:39,510 I wish to cleanse my heart and say somethings. 2006 02:20:40,030 --> 02:20:41,590 - May I? - Yes. 2007 02:20:42,150 --> 02:20:43,550 Ms. Saxena. 2008 02:20:45,110 --> 02:20:47,990 She likes blooming roses. 2009 02:20:49,230 --> 02:20:50,830 In the pant of Mr. Munjal. 2010 02:20:55,270 --> 02:20:56,190 Mr Bhatia. 2011 02:20:56,630 --> 02:21:03,350 He eat walnuts to stay sharp. In the pant of Mr. Munjal. 2012 02:21:20,790 --> 02:21:24,590 Mr. Dua's favourite fruit... 2013 02:21:25,150 --> 02:21:27,190 Karan, that asshole! 2014 02:21:28,790 --> 02:21:29,910 Sugarcane. 2015 02:21:31,270 --> 02:21:33,910 - In the pant of Mr. Munjal! - You...! 2016 02:21:34,030 --> 02:21:35,670 Karan, asshole! 2017 02:21:38,670 --> 02:21:41,270 If I had suspended you will suffer! 2018 02:21:42,710 --> 02:21:43,910 You dare laugh! 2019 02:21:46,390 --> 02:21:49,310 Now tell me and be done. What is the final test? 2020 02:21:50,910 --> 02:21:54,310 I will tell you, but at the right time. 2021 02:21:57,710 --> 02:21:59,150 Let us get ready for party. 2022 02:21:59,630 --> 02:22:02,950 I want to enjoy the party! Tell me! 2023 02:22:10,830 --> 02:22:15,030 The third test is called the bitter truth! 2024 02:22:15,950 --> 02:22:17,310 Bitter truth... 2025 02:22:18,070 --> 02:22:19,950 What is this now? 2026 02:22:20,070 --> 02:22:23,790 Were all the stories put online? 2027 02:22:23,910 --> 02:22:26,270 Not all just one. 2028 02:22:27,110 --> 02:22:28,670 Not online. 2029 02:22:30,670 --> 02:22:32,750 You must call someone 2030 02:22:33,630 --> 02:22:35,830 and say what you feel. 2031 02:22:37,310 --> 02:22:38,270 Who? 2032 02:22:40,710 --> 02:22:44,630 Trippy you had a break up. 2033 02:22:47,190 --> 02:22:49,430 And there will be a break down. 2034 02:22:51,430 --> 02:22:57,910 You must vent all your rage. 2035 02:23:00,230 --> 02:23:01,590 It is simple. 2036 02:23:15,550 --> 02:23:16,870 Karan, listen to me. 2037 02:23:17,910 --> 02:23:19,790 What happened between Deepika and me... 2038 02:23:22,350 --> 02:23:23,950 You know 2039 02:23:27,790 --> 02:23:29,430 I made a mistake. 2040 02:23:31,190 --> 02:23:32,670 Forgive me! 2041 02:23:33,950 --> 02:23:37,790 I have moved on from Deepika! 2042 02:23:40,070 --> 02:23:43,390 I have no problem that you kissed. 2043 02:23:46,190 --> 02:23:47,470 You know the problem is? 2044 02:23:50,310 --> 02:23:51,630 You did not tell me! 2045 02:24:02,430 --> 02:24:03,990 I am sorry. 2046 02:24:06,990 --> 02:24:07,990 Karan. 2047 02:24:09,550 --> 02:24:10,670 Hey. 2048 02:24:39,510 --> 02:24:42,150 Now are you planning to kiss me? 2049 02:24:44,990 --> 02:24:46,230 It is fine! 2050 02:24:49,030 --> 02:24:50,350 So tell me. 2051 02:24:52,550 --> 02:24:53,990 Do you like her? 2052 02:24:57,110 --> 02:24:58,190 Deepika? 2053 02:25:00,630 --> 02:25:03,150 Naira! They are here! Come! 2054 02:25:03,270 --> 02:25:04,950 You get so scared! 2055 02:25:05,070 --> 02:25:07,390 Naira is enjoying! 2056 02:25:08,270 --> 02:25:09,110 Thank you. 2057 02:25:09,230 --> 02:25:10,430 Okay. 2058 02:25:18,910 --> 02:25:20,150 Piss off! 2059 02:25:20,270 --> 02:25:23,350 Here is the champion! 2060 02:25:28,150 --> 02:25:30,830 - Guys! - Hey! 2061 02:25:32,670 --> 02:25:33,790 Guys! 2062 02:25:34,590 --> 02:25:35,870 Yes. 2063 02:25:36,750 --> 02:25:37,910 Fucking assholes! 2064 02:25:42,190 --> 02:25:44,350 What is going on? 2065 02:25:46,790 --> 02:25:47,950 What now? 2066 02:25:48,350 --> 02:25:51,190 Please hold on. 2067 02:25:51,310 --> 02:25:53,710 I need to get a gift for Naira. 2068 02:25:54,630 --> 02:25:56,190 Yes please go. 2069 02:25:56,390 --> 02:25:58,510 Please hold it! 2070 02:25:58,710 --> 02:26:00,150 Please make it quick! 2071 02:26:00,390 --> 02:26:02,710 Naira! Naira! 2072 02:26:39,470 --> 02:26:41,430 Bhati! 2073 02:26:44,710 --> 02:26:45,990 Come out! 2074 02:26:46,110 --> 02:26:47,630 - Bagga, what is it? - What happened? 2075 02:26:49,750 --> 02:26:50,870 Darn it! 2076 02:26:55,870 --> 02:26:57,030 Bhati! 2077 02:26:59,590 --> 02:27:01,030 What has he done? 2078 02:27:02,510 --> 02:27:03,870 I will make him suffer! 2079 02:27:05,950 --> 02:27:09,510 Do not worry. We will handle it. 2080 02:27:09,630 --> 02:27:11,390 He will suffer. 2081 02:27:12,350 --> 02:27:14,470 I will beat him up! 2082 02:27:16,870 --> 02:27:20,350 [indistinct chaos] 2083 02:27:40,390 --> 02:27:43,510 [indistinct chaos] 2084 02:28:17,430 --> 02:28:20,670 Bagga, what did I tell you that day? 2085 02:28:21,510 --> 02:28:25,270 Not to hit such a good person but you did not listen. 2086 02:28:26,830 --> 02:28:28,710 Mr. Bhati, I insist. 2087 02:28:29,470 --> 02:28:31,310 Please pour this ketchup on my face. 2088 02:28:31,750 --> 02:28:33,710 Let us end this matter! 2089 02:28:52,190 --> 02:28:53,110 You are the don here? 2090 02:28:57,790 --> 02:28:59,110 You think you can do as you please? 2091 02:29:45,230 --> 02:29:47,070 I told you end this, right? 2092 02:29:48,590 --> 02:29:49,750 Take it. 2093 02:29:53,790 --> 02:29:55,710 You dullards! 2094 02:29:57,350 --> 02:29:58,630 Stop it. 2095 02:29:58,750 --> 02:30:00,430 Enough! 2096 02:30:37,790 --> 02:30:38,990 You! 2097 02:31:37,950 --> 02:31:39,670 Hi! Naira! 2098 02:31:40,030 --> 02:31:43,110 This video is our farewell gift for you. 2099 02:31:44,150 --> 02:31:47,270 I never thought I'll do these two things. 2100 02:31:48,830 --> 02:31:51,910 A. Customize a gift for someone 2101 02:31:52,030 --> 02:31:56,190 and B. to publicly apologize, Karan. 2102 02:31:56,990 --> 02:32:00,710 Firstly, Karan, I am really sorry. 2103 02:32:01,390 --> 02:32:04,070 I should not have kissed your best friend. 2104 02:32:04,470 --> 02:32:06,270 I truly am sorry. 2105 02:32:07,430 --> 02:32:12,190 And secondly, if you want to connect Naira and college. 2106 02:32:13,070 --> 02:32:14,470 How do you connect that? 2107 02:32:15,230 --> 02:32:18,990 Naira has a really bad taste in boys. 2108 02:32:19,550 --> 02:32:20,790 Sorry, Bagga. 2109 02:32:21,110 --> 02:32:23,390 Even our canteen has a bad taste. 2110 02:32:24,150 --> 02:32:29,310 And Canteen is in our college so the college is going to miss you. 2111 02:32:30,070 --> 02:32:31,510 Okay, do not laugh at this. 2112 02:32:33,630 --> 02:32:35,190 I am going to really miss you, Naira. 2113 02:32:39,230 --> 02:32:42,110 Naira is the sweetest person I have ever met. 2114 02:32:42,310 --> 02:32:44,110 I like sweets. 2115 02:32:44,510 --> 02:32:47,110 I am not from this college. Remember? 2116 02:32:47,710 --> 02:32:50,430 But Naira is from here. 2117 02:32:51,630 --> 02:32:54,150 Naira, I'll really miss you. 2118 02:32:54,750 --> 02:32:58,030 Everyone else will mis you and I will FOMO. 2119 02:32:58,230 --> 02:32:59,630 I'll miss you too. 2120 02:33:01,630 --> 02:33:04,910 Naira=Trippy=Karan. 2121 02:33:05,150 --> 02:33:09,830 Karan=stupidity. - That is friendship. 2122 02:33:10,790 --> 02:33:13,310 Friendship=College. 2123 02:33:13,990 --> 02:33:15,510 College= 2124 02:33:17,310 --> 02:33:18,550 The three of us! 2125 02:33:19,270 --> 02:33:20,270 Yes. 2126 02:33:22,630 --> 02:33:24,270 We'll miss you Naira. 2127 02:33:25,110 --> 02:33:26,190 We'll miss you. 2128 02:33:50,350 --> 02:33:51,430 Thank you. 2129 02:33:56,070 --> 02:33:57,270 Where is he? 2130 02:34:23,590 --> 02:34:25,230 Naira and I will have some momos. 2131 02:34:27,190 --> 02:34:28,990 Shots for Naira and I. 2132 02:34:29,910 --> 02:34:32,470 Please copy some notes for Naira and I. 2133 02:34:33,470 --> 02:34:34,870 Naira and I are going for a ride. 2134 02:34:35,790 --> 02:34:37,270 Naira and I will be there. 2135 02:34:37,990 --> 02:34:39,670 Naira and I are bunking. 2136 02:34:40,990 --> 02:34:42,630 Naira and I are not coming to college today. 2137 02:34:45,750 --> 02:34:46,790 And now.. 2138 02:34:47,510 --> 02:34:50,870 After Naira is gone, serve me some momos. 2139 02:34:53,750 --> 02:34:55,470 Copy these notes for me. 2140 02:34:57,430 --> 02:34:58,870 I'll do some shots. 2141 02:34:59,990 --> 02:35:01,430 I'll go for a round. 2142 02:35:04,270 --> 02:35:05,710 I'll be there. 2143 02:35:09,870 --> 02:35:11,230 I am bunking today. 2144 02:35:13,470 --> 02:35:14,950 I am not coming to college today. 2145 02:35:17,230 --> 02:35:18,150 Naira! 2146 02:35:43,990 --> 02:35:45,750 Hold on! 2147 02:35:46,710 --> 02:35:48,590 You were friends! 2148 02:35:48,710 --> 02:35:51,430 To hell with it! She is my girl! 2149 02:35:52,270 --> 02:35:57,030 Stop this sorrow! Time for drinks! 2150 02:35:58,470 --> 02:36:00,030 Come on! 147620

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