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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,211 --> 00:00:02,133 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,137 --> 00:00:03,354 It's fun, huh? 3 00:00:03,357 --> 00:00:05,573 I feel like I'm riding in a banana. 4 00:00:05,575 --> 00:00:07,769 So excited for you to show me around campus today. 5 00:00:07,772 --> 00:00:09,179 Come on. Let's go. 6 00:00:09,182 --> 00:00:10,323 Together again. 7 00:00:10,324 --> 00:00:11,848 Just feels right, doesn't it? 8 00:00:12,942 --> 00:00:16,335 I'm actually... 29. 9 00:00:16,336 --> 00:00:19,210 Well, I guess there's something I should tell you. 10 00:00:19,213 --> 00:00:21,564 I'm totally fine with that. 11 00:00:21,565 --> 00:00:24,394 I was talking about us travelling together, 12 00:00:24,396 --> 00:00:27,297 and instead, you went out and bought a yellow clown car. 13 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:30,074 You're picturing a future where we slow down, 14 00:00:30,076 --> 00:00:32,581 and I'm just getting going. 15 00:00:32,584 --> 00:00:34,286 You know I love you, right? 16 00:00:34,287 --> 00:00:35,679 I love you, too. 17 00:00:35,682 --> 00:00:37,956 But we're done. 18 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,463 For many college kids, 19 00:00:43,466 --> 00:00:46,792 waiting in line for concert tickets is a rite of passage, 20 00:00:46,793 --> 00:00:48,402 and I was no different. 21 00:00:48,405 --> 00:00:51,170 Except, instead of rock and roll music, 22 00:00:51,173 --> 00:00:53,133 my concert was a lecture 23 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,850 on black hole topology. 24 00:00:54,853 --> 00:00:56,911 Instead of a stage dive, 25 00:00:56,914 --> 00:00:59,468 I would dive into knowledge. 26 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:01,951 Instead of guitar-shredding solos, 27 00:01:01,954 --> 00:01:05,349 I would witness universe-shredding hypotheses. 28 00:01:05,352 --> 00:01:07,215 And instead of a charismatic 29 00:01:07,218 --> 00:01:10,447 front man dazzling the audience, there would be... 30 00:01:11,819 --> 00:01:13,974 ...well, actually, the exact same thing. 31 00:01:13,977 --> 00:01:15,480 Sheldon? 32 00:01:15,483 --> 00:01:17,941 Paige? Why are you here? 33 00:01:17,942 --> 00:01:19,421 The lecture. 34 00:01:19,424 --> 00:01:22,254 Well, if you're looking to jump the line, I don't do cutsies. 35 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,213 No, I'm actually part of the lecture. 36 00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:26,531 Professor Patterson is my mentor at U.T. 37 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:29,311 Really? You're part of the quantum gravity team? 38 00:01:29,313 --> 00:01:30,662 Yeah, it's actually really interesting. 39 00:01:30,664 --> 00:01:32,569 - We've been examining all... - I know what it's about. 40 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,757 It's why I've been waiting in line for three hours. 41 00:01:34,759 --> 00:01:37,414 Wow, three hours to see me speak? 42 00:01:37,415 --> 00:01:39,203 I didn't know you were such a fan. 43 00:01:52,616 --> 00:01:58,950 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 44 00:02:00,462 --> 00:02:03,641 Okay, this is it. 45 00:02:03,643 --> 00:02:05,034 Nice. 46 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:06,471 Not really, 47 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,956 but at least my parents aren't in the room next door. 48 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,657 Oh, you want me to move this to the bedroom? 49 00:02:11,658 --> 00:02:13,921 It's a studio, this is the bedroom. 50 00:02:13,923 --> 00:02:15,233 Oh. 51 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,800 There you go. 52 00:02:17,802 --> 00:02:19,256 How can I ever thank you? 53 00:02:19,259 --> 00:02:20,432 Let's see... 54 00:02:20,436 --> 00:02:21,961 we are in the bedroom. 55 00:02:23,248 --> 00:02:24,859 What, so, like, take a nap? 56 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:27,018 Maybe after. 57 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:28,110 Deal. 58 00:02:30,437 --> 00:02:32,788 I'm home. 59 00:02:32,790 --> 00:02:34,793 Hey, honey, how was school? 60 00:02:34,795 --> 00:02:37,134 So good. Meemaw picked me up in her new car. 61 00:02:37,138 --> 00:02:39,236 We drove with the top down. 62 00:02:39,239 --> 00:02:41,632 A truck driver honked at us. 63 00:02:41,634 --> 00:02:43,418 It was awesome. 64 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:45,597 See? Missy loves my car. 65 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,819 I don't know what Dale's problem is. 66 00:02:47,820 --> 00:02:49,343 You're too good for him anyway. 67 00:02:49,346 --> 00:02:51,913 Should she really be hearing about all this? 68 00:02:51,915 --> 00:02:53,743 Mom, she just got dumped. 69 00:02:53,746 --> 00:02:55,050 It's what you do. 70 00:02:55,052 --> 00:02:57,838 Ooh, is any of his stuff at your house? 71 00:02:57,841 --> 00:02:59,362 Let's set it on fire. 72 00:02:59,365 --> 00:03:00,949 Don't you have homework? 73 00:03:00,953 --> 00:03:03,411 My grandma's hurting. She needs me. 74 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:05,252 Go. 75 00:03:05,254 --> 00:03:07,070 I appreciate you picking Missy up 76 00:03:07,074 --> 00:03:09,097 from school, but she does not need to hear 77 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:10,515 about your love life. 78 00:03:10,516 --> 00:03:11,870 She's got to learn sometime. 79 00:03:11,872 --> 00:03:13,274 Learn what? 80 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,669 That men suck. 81 00:03:14,673 --> 00:03:17,673 Not all men... do that. 82 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:20,038 Suck. Say it. 83 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,695 - No. - I want Missy back. 84 00:03:21,699 --> 00:03:25,356 Oh, I know that you're hurting, and... 85 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,754 I'm here for you, so... 86 00:03:27,758 --> 00:03:29,015 what do you need? 87 00:03:29,019 --> 00:03:31,042 Great, take me drinking. 88 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,810 It is 3:30 in the afternoon. 89 00:03:33,812 --> 00:03:36,694 Yes, it's called happy hour. 90 00:03:36,698 --> 00:03:38,377 I have to make dinner. 91 00:03:38,379 --> 00:03:42,115 Oh, fine. I'll just be sad and drunk by myself. 92 00:03:42,117 --> 00:03:44,862 Maybe I'll go home with the bartender. 93 00:03:46,942 --> 00:03:48,276 Missy! 94 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,674 I have to go out with your meemaw, 95 00:03:50,676 --> 00:03:52,718 but I'll be back later with KFC. 96 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,389 Did you see that ridiculous car she bought? 97 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:59,962 Nope, but I sure have heard a lot about it. 98 00:03:59,966 --> 00:04:01,146 What is her problem? 99 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:02,836 She think she can do better than me? 100 00:04:02,838 --> 00:04:04,173 Don't know what she thinks. 101 00:04:04,175 --> 00:04:06,877 - I'm a catch. - Okay. 102 00:04:07,959 --> 00:04:09,568 You don't think I'm a catch? 103 00:04:09,570 --> 00:04:12,096 You're a catch. You're very catchable. 104 00:04:12,098 --> 00:04:13,973 Darn tootin'. 105 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:17,021 I thought you ended things with her. 106 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:20,160 Yeah, not my fault she's okay with it. 107 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:23,629 You know what's better than going on and on about it? 108 00:04:23,632 --> 00:04:25,286 What's that? 109 00:04:26,776 --> 00:04:29,292 Come on, you can do better than that. Punch her new car. 110 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,125 Don't forget it's yellow. 111 00:04:32,129 --> 00:04:34,101 I mean, since when are cars yellow? 112 00:04:34,105 --> 00:04:35,148 It's not a taxi. 113 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:37,024 Less talking, more punching. 114 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:39,894 Can I at least have some gloves? My hands hurt. 115 00:04:39,896 --> 00:04:42,072 Well, aren't you a tender buttercup. 116 00:04:42,076 --> 00:04:45,036 Watch this. 117 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,519 Oh, hello. 118 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,959 You didn't stay for the Q and A. 119 00:04:50,961 --> 00:04:53,747 I had no Q's, and therefore, needed no A's. 120 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:56,307 Well, I thought that maybe we could just hang out. 121 00:04:56,310 --> 00:04:58,021 Why would we do that? 122 00:04:58,024 --> 00:04:59,264 'Cause we're friends. 123 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:01,954 Are we? One time, you punched me in the face. 124 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:04,699 Yeah, that's what friends do. Can I come in? 125 00:05:04,702 --> 00:05:07,279 Why aren't you spending the afternoon with your colleagues? 126 00:05:07,283 --> 00:05:10,432 Well, Professor Patterson took the team out for drinks. 127 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,355 That kind of leaves me on my own. 128 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,928 Fine, come in. 129 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:16,401 You got a roommate? 130 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:18,194 No, it's a single. 131 00:05:18,197 --> 00:05:20,509 I have a chaperone. Mona. 132 00:05:20,512 --> 00:05:22,384 She's, like, 30. It's the worst. 133 00:05:22,387 --> 00:05:23,954 Why do you need a chaperone? 134 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:26,569 Maybe they think I'm, like, some kind of troublemaker. 135 00:05:26,572 --> 00:05:29,207 As the owner of the face you punched, they're right. 136 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:31,653 Yo, homie. Oh. 137 00:05:31,656 --> 00:05:33,233 Sorry, didn't know you had company. 138 00:05:33,237 --> 00:05:35,783 Oh, this is Paige. Paige, this is Darren. 139 00:05:35,786 --> 00:05:37,308 - He lives next door. - Hi. 140 00:05:37,312 --> 00:05:39,130 We're having a Mario Kart death match. 141 00:05:39,134 --> 00:05:40,271 You guys want in? 142 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:41,336 It's pretty fun. 143 00:05:41,338 --> 00:05:42,992 We do it a few times a week. 144 00:05:42,995 --> 00:05:44,745 Really? 145 00:05:44,747 --> 00:05:46,141 You want to join us? 146 00:05:46,144 --> 00:05:48,841 Uh... I've never played before. 147 00:05:48,845 --> 00:05:50,853 Perfect, you can be on Oscar's team. 148 00:05:50,855 --> 00:05:52,683 I will destroy. 149 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:56,788 Your neighbors let you hang out with them? 150 00:05:56,792 --> 00:05:59,841 I'm basically the social glue of our floor. 151 00:06:05,041 --> 00:06:07,783 Oh, God, is that my yearbook? 152 00:06:07,786 --> 00:06:09,615 Dang, y'all had some big hair. 153 00:06:09,617 --> 00:06:11,533 You're gonna talk to me about big hair? 154 00:06:11,536 --> 00:06:14,130 You think it's big now, wait till it gets humid. 155 00:06:14,134 --> 00:06:16,367 Okay, so, uh, 156 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:18,167 when do I get to see your yearbook? 157 00:06:20,966 --> 00:06:23,608 Actually... 158 00:06:23,612 --> 00:06:25,790 I dropped out my senior year. 159 00:06:27,202 --> 00:06:28,769 Oh. 160 00:06:28,771 --> 00:06:30,951 I'm sorry for not telling you sooner. 161 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,221 No, it's okay. 162 00:06:34,225 --> 00:06:35,966 Yeah? 163 00:06:35,968 --> 00:06:37,841 Yeah. 164 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:41,156 So what other secrets are you hiding from me? 165 00:06:41,158 --> 00:06:42,725 You got a wife and kids? 166 00:06:42,728 --> 00:06:44,209 No. 167 00:06:47,261 --> 00:06:50,786 But I'm not really 21. I'm 17. 168 00:06:56,576 --> 00:06:57,603 What the... 169 00:06:57,908 --> 00:06:59,840 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 170 00:06:59,843 --> 00:07:01,584 It ain't that big of a deal. 171 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,524 I just slept with a 17-year-old. 172 00:07:03,528 --> 00:07:04,528 If you were a guy, 173 00:07:04,529 --> 00:07:05,882 you'd think that was cool. 174 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,747 I can't believe you lied to me. 175 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,358 Only 'cause I like you. 176 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,062 Get out. 177 00:07:11,065 --> 00:07:14,160 Come on, I'm the same guy I was five minutes ago. 178 00:07:14,163 --> 00:07:15,947 Yeah, a liar. 179 00:07:15,951 --> 00:07:17,733 You lied to me about your age. 180 00:07:17,735 --> 00:07:19,548 Yeah, and then I felt really bad about it, 181 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:21,370 and I told you the truth. 182 00:07:21,372 --> 00:07:23,942 'Cause you're more mature than me. 183 00:07:24,675 --> 00:07:25,985 Go. 184 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,466 Can I at least put on my shoes? 185 00:07:27,468 --> 00:07:29,211 No. 186 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,151 Where do you go? 187 00:07:35,153 --> 00:07:36,889 - U.T. - Austin, 188 00:07:36,893 --> 00:07:39,377 great city. You must have fun. 189 00:07:39,379 --> 00:07:41,925 Yeah. It's one big party. 190 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,930 So, did you guys get, like, assigned 191 00:07:43,933 --> 00:07:45,757 to look after Sheldon or something? 192 00:07:45,761 --> 00:07:47,805 No, he ended up in the room next door. 193 00:07:47,808 --> 00:07:50,596 So we took him in, like a dog. 194 00:07:50,598 --> 00:07:53,819 Him being so young isn't, like, weird? 195 00:07:53,822 --> 00:07:55,084 I'm basically 50. 196 00:07:55,088 --> 00:07:57,341 And we're basically 12, so it all works out. 197 00:07:58,571 --> 00:08:00,023 You good for D&D on Friday? 198 00:08:00,024 --> 00:08:01,694 It's the only day Abby can make it. 199 00:08:01,697 --> 00:08:02,766 There's an Abby? 200 00:08:02,769 --> 00:08:05,322 She only likes them as a friend. She made that very clear. 201 00:08:05,326 --> 00:08:06,935 So clear. 202 00:08:06,939 --> 00:08:08,264 Do you play D&D? 203 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:12,182 No. I actually just sit in my dorm room and study 204 00:08:12,185 --> 00:08:14,081 because I have no friends. 205 00:08:14,084 --> 00:08:16,218 That's a bummer. 206 00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:17,680 Yeah. 207 00:08:18,987 --> 00:08:20,860 I think I'm gonna go. 208 00:08:20,862 --> 00:08:22,254 Bye. 209 00:08:25,266 --> 00:08:26,918 You should go after her. 210 00:08:26,922 --> 00:08:29,711 Why? She's a bummer, you just said so. 211 00:08:33,634 --> 00:08:34,931 Here you go. 212 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:36,807 I'm still working on this one. 213 00:08:36,811 --> 00:08:37,811 Oh, dear. 214 00:08:37,813 --> 00:08:39,091 Well, I'm sure 215 00:08:39,095 --> 00:08:40,857 someone here will drink it. 216 00:08:42,342 --> 00:08:45,696 You keep saying you're okay. 217 00:08:45,698 --> 00:08:46,741 Are you? 218 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,144 I'm better than okay. 219 00:08:48,148 --> 00:08:50,585 Great. Glad to hear it. 220 00:08:50,587 --> 00:08:53,331 You know what it's like? 221 00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:55,096 You see these peanuts? 222 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:58,084 Two of them stuck together in the shell. 223 00:08:58,086 --> 00:08:59,697 Trapped. 224 00:09:00,865 --> 00:09:03,245 And then, you look here at this one, 225 00:09:03,249 --> 00:09:05,951 all on its own. 226 00:09:05,953 --> 00:09:07,956 Solo. 227 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:09,961 Happy. 228 00:09:09,964 --> 00:09:12,379 So, you're a solo peanut? 229 00:09:12,383 --> 00:09:13,724 Mm, damn straight. 230 00:09:13,726 --> 00:09:16,539 As a matter of fact... 231 00:09:16,543 --> 00:09:18,370 Enjoy your freedom. 232 00:09:18,373 --> 00:09:21,028 Well, if you're happy, I'm happy. 233 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:23,337 I am. 234 00:09:23,341 --> 00:09:25,416 Maybe not as happy as this 235 00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:27,409 threesome going on here. 236 00:09:27,411 --> 00:09:28,851 Mom. 237 00:09:32,765 --> 00:09:34,508 Can you settle an argument? 238 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:37,384 I said you're fine. Darren and Oscar said you're not fine. 239 00:09:37,386 --> 00:09:40,347 Why wouldn't I be fine? 240 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:42,172 I'm completely alone, and the one person 241 00:09:42,174 --> 00:09:44,917 I thought would understand is having the time of his life. 242 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:47,684 So... just to clarify...? 243 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,967 - They're right, you're wrong. - Dang it. 244 00:09:49,971 --> 00:09:51,885 How do you have more friends than me? 245 00:09:51,889 --> 00:09:54,370 I don't know. I don't even want them. 246 00:09:54,374 --> 00:09:57,899 I thought that college was gonna be this amazing experience, 247 00:09:57,903 --> 00:09:59,126 but I hate it. 248 00:09:59,129 --> 00:10:00,739 You're doing such interesting work 249 00:10:00,741 --> 00:10:02,058 with Professor Patterson. 250 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:03,498 What, you really think he wants 251 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,336 to take suggestions from me? 252 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:07,330 I'm not even a woman in science. 253 00:10:07,332 --> 00:10:09,465 I'm a little girl in science. 254 00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:12,254 They just trot me out like the novelty act to help get funding. 255 00:10:12,255 --> 00:10:14,219 They did that to me here, too. 256 00:10:14,221 --> 00:10:15,913 They did? 257 00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:18,791 Yes, and I was very rude to the donor. 258 00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:21,889 You're kidding. What happened? 259 00:10:21,892 --> 00:10:24,572 He appreciated my honesty, gave the school a bunch of money. 260 00:10:24,575 --> 00:10:26,355 Of course he did. 261 00:10:26,357 --> 00:10:27,769 I got to go. 262 00:10:27,773 --> 00:10:29,147 Mona's probably freaking out 263 00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:31,399 because instead of friends, I have a Mona. 264 00:10:32,788 --> 00:10:34,312 Bye. 265 00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:44,034 Oh, for God's sake, 266 00:10:44,038 --> 00:10:46,174 take off that stupid Ballard shirt. 267 00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:48,011 Oh, look, Connie's here. 268 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,052 She's upset about Dale. 269 00:10:50,056 --> 00:10:52,852 I ain't upset about jack squat. 270 00:10:52,855 --> 00:10:54,836 Let's just eat. 271 00:10:54,838 --> 00:10:56,109 Without praying? 272 00:10:57,769 --> 00:10:59,116 How silly of me. 273 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,692 You all right? 274 00:11:00,695 --> 00:11:03,985 Well, she's had a whole beer, so who knows. 275 00:11:03,988 --> 00:11:06,206 - Mother. - Can we just pray? 276 00:11:07,359 --> 00:11:09,826 Bless us Lord for the food we are about to receive 277 00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:12,049 and bless the hands that prepared it. 278 00:11:12,052 --> 00:11:15,057 And forgive me for that beer. My mother made me do it. Amen. 279 00:11:15,059 --> 00:11:16,400 Snitch. 280 00:11:16,403 --> 00:11:17,740 And by the way, 281 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:21,009 you can tell your friend Dale that I want my stuff back. 282 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:22,760 I'm not getting in the middle of this. 283 00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:25,397 'Cause I left my purple bra over at his place. 284 00:11:25,399 --> 00:11:26,616 I want a purple bra. 285 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,099 - Oh, Lord. - And if I'm gonna 286 00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:30,059 start dating again, 287 00:11:30,062 --> 00:11:31,456 I'm gonna need that. 288 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,154 Somebody else needs to talk. 289 00:11:33,155 --> 00:11:35,615 Did you know that Leonard Nimoy takes pictures of... 290 00:11:35,619 --> 00:11:36,750 Georgie? 291 00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:38,164 - What? - Surprised you're here. 292 00:11:38,168 --> 00:11:40,017 Figured you'd be out with your little girlfriend. 293 00:11:40,019 --> 00:11:41,224 Well, I'm not. 294 00:11:41,226 --> 00:11:42,456 Uh-oh. 295 00:11:42,459 --> 00:11:44,797 Did somebody find out how old you are? 296 00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:46,235 Ooh, what does that mean? 297 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,019 I don't want to talk about it. 298 00:11:48,022 --> 00:11:50,466 What it means is, your brother over here 299 00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:52,165 has been going out with an older woman 300 00:11:52,168 --> 00:11:54,157 and lying about his age. 301 00:11:54,159 --> 00:11:55,549 Georgie. 302 00:11:55,552 --> 00:11:56,726 It don't matter. 303 00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:59,211 I told her the truth, and she dumped me. 304 00:11:59,213 --> 00:12:01,008 I can relate. A young lady brought chaos 305 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:02,620 into my life as well today. 306 00:12:02,624 --> 00:12:04,625 - What happened? - Paige was visiting 307 00:12:04,629 --> 00:12:06,692 the university and got mad that I have college friends 308 00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:07,941 and she doesn't. 309 00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:10,792 You're drunk, Sheldon has friends. 310 00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:12,504 This a crazy-ass dinner. 311 00:12:22,332 --> 00:12:23,506 Georgie ain't here. 312 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:24,683 I came to talk to you. 313 00:12:24,687 --> 00:12:26,066 Could you please take your voice 314 00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:27,187 down just a notch? 315 00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:28,812 Why? You don't want anyone to hear? 316 00:12:28,813 --> 00:12:30,249 No, I'm a little hungover. 317 00:12:31,578 --> 00:12:33,581 How could you not tell me he was 17? 318 00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:37,119 Look, I did tell him to tell you before things went too far. 319 00:12:37,121 --> 00:12:38,519 Well, they did go too far. 320 00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:39,974 Well, I get it. Men are the worst. 321 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,630 I'm going through stuff myself. 322 00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:45,159 - We are not bonding over this. - Listen. Just calm down. 323 00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:46,903 Don't tell me to calm down! 324 00:12:48,658 --> 00:12:50,573 And good luck with your hangover. 325 00:12:56,265 --> 00:12:58,049 Well, that's too bad. 326 00:12:58,052 --> 00:13:00,054 I liked her. 327 00:13:00,057 --> 00:13:01,885 Did you see Connie last night? 328 00:13:01,889 --> 00:13:04,022 Yeah, at dinner. 329 00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:07,115 She say anything about me? 330 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,076 Please leave me out of this. 331 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,692 Oh, come on, we're friends, George, 332 00:13:11,696 --> 00:13:13,046 and I'm your boss. 333 00:13:15,702 --> 00:13:17,489 She said she wants her bra back. 334 00:13:18,822 --> 00:13:21,490 Uh, the purple one that opens in the front? 335 00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:23,061 Really don't want to hear about this. 336 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,934 Well, you're the one that brought it up. 337 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,791 Paige made me realize 338 00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:29,754 that maybe I wasn't the loner I thought I was. 339 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,273 Maybe I was a social butterfly, 340 00:13:32,275 --> 00:13:35,217 or a social animal less horrifying than a butterfly. 341 00:13:35,221 --> 00:13:38,038 Get it off the screen. 342 00:13:38,039 --> 00:13:39,812 But the point is, 343 00:13:39,815 --> 00:13:41,985 I was becoming a people person. 344 00:13:42,748 --> 00:13:44,052 You again? 345 00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:46,363 Well, hello to you, too. 346 00:13:49,385 --> 00:13:51,344 I thought you were going back to Austin? 347 00:13:51,346 --> 00:13:52,957 Uh, I'm not going back. 348 00:13:54,354 --> 00:13:55,745 I'm gonna drop out. 349 00:13:55,749 --> 00:13:58,057 What? Where will you go? 350 00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:02,332 I was thinking here, in your dorm. 351 00:14:02,336 --> 00:14:04,120 Here? 352 00:14:04,124 --> 00:14:06,125 Well, I mean, just for a couple days 353 00:14:06,129 --> 00:14:08,167 until I can figure out how to tell my mom. 354 00:14:08,169 --> 00:14:09,866 I don't know. 355 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,190 Please? 356 00:14:11,192 --> 00:14:12,774 I don't have anywhere else to go, 357 00:14:12,778 --> 00:14:13,951 and... 358 00:14:13,955 --> 00:14:17,307 as embarrassing as this is to admit... 359 00:14:17,309 --> 00:14:19,966 you're the only person who can help me right now. 360 00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,148 Okay. 361 00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:25,371 Thanks. 362 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,889 It's the least I can do. 363 00:14:26,893 --> 00:14:28,971 My life is going so much better than yours. 364 00:14:32,836 --> 00:14:34,533 Hey. 365 00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:36,059 Nice of you to show up. 366 00:14:36,062 --> 00:14:38,546 Broom closet, now. 367 00:14:42,294 --> 00:14:43,923 So... 368 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,135 your little girlfriend Mandy came by today, 369 00:14:46,139 --> 00:14:48,966 and she is pissed. 370 00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,649 This is what I get for telling her. 371 00:14:50,652 --> 00:14:52,959 No, this is what you get for lying to her. 372 00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:54,572 I don't need you yelling at me, too. 373 00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:57,130 Well, she was yelling at me, so now I'm yelling at you. 374 00:14:57,134 --> 00:14:59,415 Just because you're having men problems, 375 00:14:59,418 --> 00:15:01,081 please don't take it out on me. 376 00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:05,374 All I'm saying 377 00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,162 is you really messed up. 378 00:15:07,164 --> 00:15:09,902 I apologized. Why are we still talking about this? 379 00:15:09,904 --> 00:15:10,904 Georgie, just think 380 00:15:10,908 --> 00:15:12,212 how you'd feel if someday 381 00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:14,611 somebody did that to your sister. 382 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,801 Missy? 383 00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:24,817 'Sup? 384 00:15:24,821 --> 00:15:27,260 Can I borrow one of your Sassy magazines? 385 00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:28,705 I knew it. 386 00:15:28,707 --> 00:15:31,835 Okay, look, I'm cool with this, but do not tell Dad. 387 00:15:31,837 --> 00:15:33,263 Tell him what? 388 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,058 Paige is staying in my dorm room, 389 00:15:35,062 --> 00:15:37,063 and I'm making her a care package. 390 00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:39,128 - Why? - She wants to drop out of college, 391 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:40,715 and she hasn't told her parents yet. 392 00:15:40,717 --> 00:15:42,326 And she came to you? 393 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:44,375 She said I'm the only one who would understand. 394 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,514 - Do you? - Nope. 395 00:15:47,599 --> 00:15:49,250 Here you go. 396 00:15:49,254 --> 00:15:50,472 There's an article about what 397 00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:52,240 your lip gloss flavor says about you. 398 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,245 I'm sweet and fun like a strawberry. 399 00:15:54,249 --> 00:15:55,451 I don't care. 400 00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:56,845 What else you bringing her? 401 00:15:56,846 --> 00:15:59,365 Toothbrush, toothpaste, pajamas, 402 00:15:59,369 --> 00:16:00,836 and these feminine napkins. 403 00:16:00,839 --> 00:16:03,158 - Is one box enough? - Should be plenty. 404 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,207 I hope so. She's been awfully moody. 405 00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:08,654 Maybe you aren't the best person to be handling this. 406 00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:10,269 Agreed, but I'm all she's got. 407 00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:13,325 I feel like you should tell Mom. 408 00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:14,740 I promised I wouldn't. 409 00:16:14,744 --> 00:16:17,220 I know, but this sounds serious. 410 00:16:17,222 --> 00:16:20,229 I got her a toothbrush and lady pads, what more can I do? 411 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,163 All right. I'll see you there. 412 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,907 Bye. 413 00:16:26,908 --> 00:16:28,134 Where you going? 414 00:16:28,136 --> 00:16:30,831 To meet Dale at the bar. 415 00:16:30,835 --> 00:16:33,796 I really don't want to hear about this relationship anymore. 416 00:16:33,798 --> 00:16:35,446 At least he talks about it. 417 00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:38,167 My mom just wants to drink and pretend she's fine. 418 00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:39,754 That sounds great. 419 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,542 Hey, maybe you and I can switch. 420 00:16:41,544 --> 00:16:43,938 I'll-I'll finish the dishes, you go hang out with Dale. 421 00:16:43,942 --> 00:16:45,552 We can't switch. 422 00:16:45,554 --> 00:16:47,730 Sure you can. Grab your coat. 423 00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:48,913 Mom? 424 00:16:48,915 --> 00:16:50,309 Yeah, baby? 425 00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:52,942 I'm worried about Paige. 426 00:16:56,337 --> 00:16:57,863 Who's Paige? 427 00:17:01,139 --> 00:17:03,140 I may have promised Paige 428 00:17:03,144 --> 00:17:04,810 I wouldn't tell my mother. 429 00:17:04,814 --> 00:17:07,993 Thankfully, Missy didn't. 430 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:12,943 I don't know what lip gloss flavor says "mature," 431 00:17:12,946 --> 00:17:15,267 but that would be my sister. 432 00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:18,653 Paige? 433 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:19,833 Where is she? 434 00:17:21,684 --> 00:17:22,875 There's a note. 435 00:17:26,116 --> 00:17:28,952 "Sheldon, thank you for letting me stay here, 436 00:17:28,955 --> 00:17:30,391 but I have to go. 437 00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:32,541 I'm happy you're doing well. 438 00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:34,558 I need to find that for myself somewhere. 439 00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:36,172 I hope I can. 440 00:17:36,174 --> 00:17:38,594 Your friend, Paige." 441 00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:44,557 After a few frantic nights, 442 00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:46,563 Paige showed up at her mom's. 443 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,614 They had a lot to figure out. 444 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,122 Being a parent isn't easy. 445 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:54,773 I know I made life difficult for my family. 446 00:17:54,778 --> 00:17:57,067 And my own kids do the same to me. 447 00:17:57,069 --> 00:17:59,376 Just yesterday, I had to take my son Leonard 448 00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:00,816 to the skate park, 449 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,734 like a regular park isn't bad enough. 450 00:18:03,738 --> 00:18:06,990 It's safe to say, having children 451 00:18:06,993 --> 00:18:08,473 is challenging. 452 00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:17,337 Can we talk? 453 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,738 We better. 454 00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:23,007 What's going on? 455 00:18:26,252 --> 00:18:28,464 I'm pregnant. 456 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:36,457 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 31179

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