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Whoever started
this whole generation thing
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with X was a total idiot.
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Yeah, I mean, like,
we're already at Z.
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Yeah.
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So what happens after us?
Do they go to AA?
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What the...
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Whoo.
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Hey, peeps!
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What are my two
crazy amigos up to?
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No one says peeps anymore,
dude, okay?
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Except on Easter.
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You like? It's new.
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No.
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Oh, it's a little flashy
for my taste, so...
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I'm calling it Draco,
not after Harry Potter's foil.
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I knew you would go there,
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but after my favorite
constellation,
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Draco the Dragon,
is circumpolar...
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No one cares.
How did you get it anyway?
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I saw a wallet
lying on the street,
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like it was waiting for me.
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It's what I like to call
a serendipitous moment.
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And you stole money from the
wallet and you bought a moped?
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No, I found the concerned
gentleman who owned it,
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and as a reward he gave me $200
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and this moped
that he had lying around.
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I even got featured
in The Sweet Spot
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in the Patriot.
I'm like a Flatch celebrity.
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I'm surprised you haven't heard.
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- I'm sorry... okay.
- Uh-huh.
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You're telling me that
you got a moped and 200 bucks
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- because you returned a wallet?
- Mm-hmm.
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We need to find a lost wallet.
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- Right now.
- Is that a wallet?
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Go that way.
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I like your place.
It really screams you.
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You read my paper?
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Yeah, I like to check out
the competition
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in more ways than one.
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But that new column
about good news,
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um, what's it called?
The Sweet Place?
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- The Sweet Spot.
- Yes.
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It's human interest fluff.
Unless people are giving in
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to their basest animal
instincts, no one cares.
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People need positive news
in their lives.
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Oh, positive?
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You mean the kid
who took advantage
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of an elderly by swindling money
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and a moped out of him?
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How can you be so cynical?
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And how can you be so naive?
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Optimistic.
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Potato/potahto.
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Oh, it's potato.
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That was kind of weird,
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but kind of hot too.
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We kissed,
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but he was so mean,
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but it was hot.
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Yeah, definitely hot.
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Hey, everyone.
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Tickets for the meat raffle
don't go on sale till tomorrow.
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We're here
for the assistant position.
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Assistant?
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Christine Cradle
at the Suit Shack
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said that you need an assistant.
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Huh.
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I off-handedly mentioned
to Christine,
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while buying a suit jacket,
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that I wish I had a bit more
help around the church.
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I guess in a small town,
there's no such thing
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as minister-salesperson
confidentiality,
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but I am excited.
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I'm getting an employee.
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This opens up
a whole new world for me.
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Holiday gift exchanges will be
a lot more surprising, for one.
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I'm the boss.
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So we didn't find
any lost wallets yesterday.
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So on to Plan B.
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Ah, dude, do we have to deliver
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these all the way
to Len's house?
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I mean, can't we just, like,
leave them here
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and just, like, tell him
where to find them?
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Shut up, delivering them
was the deal, okay?
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And Len was the only one
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to take us up
on our good-deeds offer.
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I'm just tired.
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Flatch has, like, all these
charities to help people.
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There's soup for the old,
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which is kind of,
like, ageist, you know?
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Then there's take a neck brace,
leave a neck brace.
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There's one that, like,
fills in holes,
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because people don't know
how to look where they walk.
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Anyways,
they're all pretty lame.
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And this way
we keep the proceeds,
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like, we're the charity.
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Yeah. Oh, dude, it's Beth.
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Come on, hurry.
Maybe she won't see us.
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Sup, Beth? You look fire.
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Yeah, Beth and I
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have been hanging out
for, like, two weeks.
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Um, mainly just walking,
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um, get my steps in.
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We don't talk a lot,
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but mystery is in the silences.
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Ew.
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What is that?
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Come on!
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Um, I...
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Oh, my God, dude,
did you just see that?
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Dude, Beth just side hugged me.
What does that mean, dude?
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Like, do you think we're,
like, officially a thing?
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Who cares, okay?
I need you to focus, like...
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, guys. What are you up to?
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We are delivering
Len's groceries.
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He gave us a list.
We shop and deliver.
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Just one of our good deeds
for the day.
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Well, that is very nice of you.
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Thanks, we're all about
doing the right thing.
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I was inspired
by Kelly and Shrub today,
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which is a change,
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because they mostly
inspire worry.
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And so I hired Blind Billy.
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He seems like a smart,
capable guy,
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and it's a privilege
to offer opportunities
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to those who often
get overlooked.
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You have no idea
how many people can't look
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past my blindness.
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I'm so far past it,
I can't even see it at all.
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Was that offensive?
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That was actionable.
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Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry.
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I'm just roasting you, padre..
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Oh, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha...
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I hired Blind Billy to work
out at my farm,
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because he said
he was a hard worker
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and good with his hands.
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He was good with his hands
all right.
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He's got one of
my daughters pregnant
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and the other one
keeps writing him letters.
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I hired Blind Billy
as a tour guide.
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He claimed he knew
the history of Flatch
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like the back of his hand,
but then I caught him
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reciting the theme song
to Gilligan's Island
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like it really happened here.
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It didn't. It's a TV show.
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- Hey!
- Hi, Len, as promised!
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Also, we went paper on the bags,
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so recyclable. Double good deed.
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But where the hell
is the rest of my food?
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Should be in there.
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Mm-hmm.
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You ate them.
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I can smell my vinegar chips
on your breath.
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I have the metabolism
of a hummingbird, okay?
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So I have to keep refueling.
Okay, reward time.
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Now Mickey was recently gifted
a moped, you know,
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in terms of compensation...
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You're welcome!
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Day two, and things are going
really well with Blind Billy.
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Sure, I've had to make
a few accommodations,
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but more than happy to.
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Blind Billy is now free to roam
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without fear or sharp corners,
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like Jesus
in the Judaean Desert,
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except there's
no temptation here,
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unless you count
my secret candy drawer.
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No big deal.
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You can't just sneak up
on me like that.
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I'm blind!
My other senses are heightened.
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You could have killed me
with a touch like that.
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Sorry, but you
probably shouldn't be
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listening to headphones
while the phone is ringing.
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And how do you expect me
to read a book?
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I don't know if you've noticed,
but I'm blind.
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So if you'll excuse me...
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Maybe you shouldn't be
reading while you're...
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Okay.
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It's important to me
that people don't look at me
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and just see my disability.
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I don't want the first thing
they say to be,
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"There goes that blind guy."
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I want them to think,
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"There goes that
who happens to be blind."
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey, what's up?
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I need your help
choosing the book
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for the next book club.
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It's Father Joe's turn,
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and I just can't with him.
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How many Agatha Christies
am I expected to read?
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Oh, I know. He loves those,
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but I'm actually gonna miss
tomorrow's book club meeting
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because I have a date
with Jimmy again.
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Ladies, am I invisible?
I'm on the phone, like...
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Okay, sorry,
what were you saying?
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So you like him?
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No.
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Yes. I don't know, maybe.
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Oh, it's so weird.
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We have this bantery thing,
which is kind of sexy,
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but then it stops being bantery
and starts getting fighty.
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Oh, yeah. You two wrestle?
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No.
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Well, we do wrestle
with our minds,
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which is kind of invigorating,
mainly.
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I mean, Joe and I,
I was always the alpha,
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but with Jimmy it's kind of like
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we're two rival debate captains
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stuffed in a sack
clawing it out.
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That doesn't sound sexy.
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- Hey there, Shrub.
- Why are you working outside?
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Oh, I'm just giving
Blind Billy his space.
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Yeah, he meditates
every day for an hour,
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and he says he can
smell my presence.
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Can I ask you a question
real quick?
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How do you know when a girl
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becomes your girlfriend?
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Oh, well, that's...
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Because, like, I've been
hanging out with Beth for,
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like, a couple weeks
and, like, you know,
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we've, like, done stuff.
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You know, actually,
I have a list...
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No, no, please don't
read that out loud.
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She hugged me,
but our fronts did not touch.
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She bought me a soda,
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and she did drink most of it.
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Uh, I got cold;
she let me borrow her sweater.
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I run very cold, but it's good
because she runs very hot,
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if you know what I mean.
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But here's the deal,
between you and me,
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- and you can't tell anyone...
- Okay.
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We haven't, like,
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kissed or anything yet.
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Well, that... that comes in time.
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Yes, but that's, like, a sign
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that you're
in a relationship, right?
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I don't know.
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How did you know that you
and Cheryl were together?
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She told me.
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Yeah, that's pretty much how
our entire relationship went.
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She, uh, she liked to be
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in control a lot.
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Well, Beth hasn't said
anything to me yet
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because she barely talks.
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It's actually
kind of concerning.
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You got to ask her
if she's your girlfriend.
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And when you do, you just... you
be honest with your feelings.
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Hey! Pipe down out there!
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Sorry.
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So word got out
about my good deeds.
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Small town news flies faster
than a fart in the wind.
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So it was only a matter of time,
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but I got a bunch of dumb stuff
for, you know,
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00:11:06,192 --> 00:11:08,745
all the good deeds
I've been doing.
256
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,096
Goalie.
257
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,082
Wonder what this opens?
Mickey got a moped, right?
258
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,360
But today, I'm going
after the white whale.
259
00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:17,437
June has a car
that she doesn't even drive.
260
00:11:17,461 --> 00:11:19,662
It's just, like,
sitting there gathering dust.
261
00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:22,764
This is it, the white whale.
262
00:11:28,547 --> 00:11:29,875
Hi, Junebug!
263
00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:32,269
Got your mail from your mailbox
so you didn't have to walk
264
00:11:32,293 --> 00:11:34,046
all the way down there,
long driveway.
265
00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:36,956
Aren't you just
the sweetest thing?
266
00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:38,365
This girl?
267
00:11:38,389 --> 00:11:40,219
You must have heard
that my back has been acting up
268
00:11:40,243 --> 00:11:42,446
ever since I tried
putting in my own deck.
269
00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:44,222
You watch one home makeover show
270
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,892
and you think you're Bob Vila.
Turns out, I'm not.
271
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,561
I don't know who that is,
272
00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:52,213
but if you need anything else
done, I'm happy to help.
273
00:11:52,238 --> 00:11:54,798
Why, yes. Thank you.
274
00:12:02,081 --> 00:12:03,817
Okay, while we wait
for Father Joe,
275
00:12:03,841 --> 00:12:06,153
I say we discuss
next month's book.
276
00:12:06,177 --> 00:12:08,246
I would love to read the...
277
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,898
The Duchess and the Stable Boy.
278
00:12:09,922 --> 00:12:11,658
No. We just read that.
279
00:12:11,682 --> 00:12:12,918
And it was dumb.
280
00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:15,070
I mean, the Duchess
was always falling.
281
00:12:15,094 --> 00:12:16,922
Did she have
a medical condition?
282
00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:18,740
It's called love, Leotha.
283
00:12:18,764 --> 00:12:21,243
She had to fall so
the stable boy could catch her.
284
00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:23,245
This is why we need
to read the book again
285
00:12:23,269 --> 00:12:25,764
because people aren't getting
the nuances, clearly.
286
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:26,932
Len, help me out.
287
00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:28,509
I'm just here for the free food.
288
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:30,436
Kelly and Shrub,
they ate all my good stuff.
289
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:33,163
Okay, well, I've actually
already brought copies
290
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,014
of our next book.
Gonna hand them out.
291
00:12:35,038 --> 00:12:37,167
Oh, a little heavy,
be careful, right?
292
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,519
Here you go. That's for you.
293
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:42,355
- This one's for you.
- Baby's First Six Months?
294
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:45,451
Yes, all the mommy blogs
give it two diapers up.
295
00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:49,178
I already raised my children.
I don't need no damn book.
296
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,440
Okay, well, I'm really sorry,
but I'm a very busy woman.
297
00:12:52,463 --> 00:12:54,033
So if you all want me
to stay in this book club,
298
00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:56,019
which I think you do,
then we're gonna have to read
299
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,187
something that's
a little more relevant
300
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,947
to my current situation.
301
00:12:58,971 --> 00:13:00,948
Also, Chantal keeps
chewing on her toes
302
00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:03,118
and it's really freaking me out.
303
00:13:03,142 --> 00:13:04,470
Anyways, all in favor
304
00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:06,806
of The Duchessand the Stable Boy, say...
305
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,703
Nay!
306
00:13:09,573 --> 00:13:10,683
God, Blind Billy,
307
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:14,145
this is a closed meeting
of literary minds.
308
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,721
Then what are you doing here?
309
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:18,149
It's no secret
that I hate Blind Billy.
310
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,376
He called animal control
on my dog
311
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,897
for peeing on his grass,
and he should have thanked me
312
00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:25,883
because it's the only water
313
00:13:25,907 --> 00:13:28,309
his grass has ever seen!
314
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,888
I'm not dealing with you,
not today, not any day.
315
00:13:30,912 --> 00:13:34,316
You don't have a choice.
I'm Father Joe's assistant,
316
00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:37,577
and starting today,
the book club is cancelled.
317
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:38,671
You can't do that.
318
00:13:38,695 --> 00:13:40,913
Just did. It's discriminatory.
319
00:13:40,937 --> 00:13:43,067
You don't have
a wheelchair ramp.
320
00:13:43,091 --> 00:13:44,902
The snacks have nuts.
321
00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:46,827
And that's
a nut-allergy time bomb.
322
00:13:46,851 --> 00:13:49,831
And y'all pick lousy books.
323
00:13:49,855 --> 00:13:51,258
Sorry I'm late.
324
00:13:51,282 --> 00:13:54,260
Uh... how are
my favorite book worms?
325
00:13:54,284 --> 00:13:56,855
Blind Billy here
just canceled book club.
326
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,173
Can he do that?
327
00:13:58,197 --> 00:14:00,508
According to Chapter 4,
Section 22
328
00:14:00,532 --> 00:14:03,528
of the Church Bylaws,
any activity that discriminates
329
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:04,937
or minimizes another
330
00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:07,256
shall be stricken
from church property.
331
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,927
- The church has bylaws?
- How could you hire him?
332
00:14:09,951 --> 00:14:11,519
Did you not check
his references?
333
00:14:11,543 --> 00:14:12,702
Clearly, you never called me.
334
00:14:12,787 --> 00:14:15,190
Okay, listen, just everyone
calm down, okay?
335
00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:17,024
Why the hell are you
wearing a cat bell?
336
00:14:20,811 --> 00:14:22,623
It helps Billy locate me.
337
00:14:22,647 --> 00:14:24,048
His idea.
338
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,942
And you know what,
if I have to wear this cat bell
339
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,052
in order to help, then so be it.
340
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,653
Is it annoying? Yes.
341
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:34,331
Have I been mistaken
for an ice cream truck?
342
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,452
Yes.
343
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,639
Have I had two horny cats
and one confused dog
344
00:14:38,663 --> 00:14:41,475
chase me around Flatch?
345
00:14:41,499 --> 00:14:42,902
Yes.
346
00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:45,551
But it's all
for the greater good.
347
00:14:48,489 --> 00:14:50,892
I can't believe I got him
to wear the bell.
348
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,582
Hey, how is your car
running, huh?
349
00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,418
I could take that off your
hands if you ever need it.
350
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,495
Uh, I did not expect
to be here this long.
351
00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:04,756
I also didn't expect
to find a raccoon skeleton
352
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,332
under June's couch.
353
00:15:06,356 --> 00:15:08,576
But it's gonna be worth it,
so...
354
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,672
Kelly, I need your help in here.
355
00:15:11,696 --> 00:15:13,203
Okay.
356
00:15:15,941 --> 00:15:17,161
Don't forget the back.
357
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,104
Heidi from Hair Matters
eloped yesterday,
358
00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:21,105
threw off my wash schedule.
359
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,332
If I don't get
a professional wash every week,
360
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,186
my hair starts to look like
a curtain after a hurricane.
361
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,279
- Did you say car?
- No, I don't think so.
362
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:31,283
Ah, sounded like you did,
you know?
363
00:15:31,307 --> 00:15:33,860
But when was the last time
you drove your car?
364
00:15:33,884 --> 00:15:35,345
Oh, years.
365
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,697
I lost my virginity in that car.
366
00:15:37,721 --> 00:15:39,533
It was the summer of '71.
367
00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:43,778
Tom Jones' "She's a Lady"
was playing on the radio,
368
00:15:43,802 --> 00:15:46,361
and I was everything but...
369
00:15:49,475 --> 00:15:51,360
Okay.
I have been thinking all day
370
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,953
about what I'm gonna say
to Beth.
371
00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:54,288
To break the ice,
372
00:15:54,312 --> 00:15:56,975
I'm gonna teach her
a few French curse words
373
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,626
because that's
the language of love.
374
00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,629
Then I'm gonna ask her
if she's my girlfriend.
375
00:16:01,653 --> 00:16:03,481
And then I'm gonna
376
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,339
put my lips on hers.
377
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,802
It's pretty romantic.
378
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:15,159
- Hey, bro.
- Not now, Mickey.
379
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,070
Can't you see
I'm... I'm trying to think.
380
00:16:17,094 --> 00:16:18,312
Sorry, bro. I was just out
381
00:16:18,336 --> 00:16:20,148
picking a carrot bouquet
for Lady Beth.
382
00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:21,833
She's allergic to flowers.
383
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,152
Isn't that cute?
384
00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:25,837
Wait, why are you giving her
a carrot bouquet?
385
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,080
Well, I've got
a surprise for her.
386
00:16:27,104 --> 00:16:28,990
I'm gonna give her
half of my reward money
387
00:16:29,014 --> 00:16:31,009
so she can pay back
her cosmetology school loan.
388
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,161
Then I'm gonna ask her out.
389
00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:36,347
No, dude, you can't ask her out!
390
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,426
- Why not, bro?
- Because we're dating.
391
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:40,835
Huh. Weird.
392
00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:43,263
She never told me that,
and she tells me everything.
393
00:16:43,287 --> 00:16:46,582
- Oh!
- Well, see you later, bro.
394
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,269
It's on.
395
00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:51,897
Oh, Mickey might have a moped,
but guess what?
396
00:16:51,921 --> 00:16:54,365
I know every single back way
to literally get anywhere
397
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,350
in Flatch.
I mean, it might surprise you,
398
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,852
I used to get chased a lot
as a kid,
399
00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:01,644
but look at me now.
400
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:06,025
- Works.
- Works, okay...
401
00:17:07,403 --> 00:17:11,124
You know, this is a really
pretty color blue, you know?
402
00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:13,201
Kind of reminds me of
the color of your car,
403
00:17:13,224 --> 00:17:15,036
you know the one you never use?
404
00:17:15,059 --> 00:17:17,577
I really need to concentrate
on the pens right now.
405
00:17:19,064 --> 00:17:20,133
Oh, it doesn't work.
406
00:17:20,156 --> 00:17:22,876
Well, that was the last one.
407
00:17:22,901 --> 00:17:24,563
You have been
such a great help today.
408
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,866
Yeah.
409
00:17:25,996 --> 00:17:29,632
And for all your hard work,
I have something for you.
410
00:17:34,171 --> 00:17:36,180
Take as many as you'd like.
411
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:41,227
And there's
something else too...
412
00:17:42,921 --> 00:17:46,309
the white whale.
413
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:49,278
Okay, June just signed
her car over to me!
414
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,980
Who needs two wheels
when you can have four!
415
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:52,738
Whoo!
416
00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:57,535
Okay.
417
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,218
Move, move, move! Oh, my God.
418
00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:22,143
Aw,.
419
00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:26,849
Hi, Shrub!
420
00:18:26,874 --> 00:18:28,352
God! God!
421
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,188
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey.
422
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,280
Sorry, sons,
but you have to go around,
423
00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:36,026
truck tipped over,
manure everywhere.
424
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,877
It's a literal storm.
425
00:18:37,902 --> 00:18:39,712
You're funny.
426
00:18:39,737 --> 00:18:40,881
He's funny.
427
00:18:40,904 --> 00:18:42,974
- Thanks.
- Hey, Shrub... dang it!
428
00:18:42,999 --> 00:18:44,308
Hey, nice wheels, Mick.
429
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,893
Thank you, Sheriff.
Thank you, it's new.
430
00:18:50,748 --> 00:18:53,058
- Whoa!
- God, Bailey, move!
431
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:56,719
Yes.
432
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,601
Girlfriend...
Are you my girlfriend?
433
00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:07,479
Okay.
434
00:19:09,007 --> 00:19:12,276
Um, can I... can I have
a glass of water, please?
435
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:13,974
Yeah.
436
00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:18,402
I ran out of gas
on the way to Beth's house,
437
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,753
and Mr. Reid picked me up.
He filled my tank.
438
00:19:20,778 --> 00:19:22,239
And I helped him
build his fence.
439
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,074
And in return,
he gave me this puppy.
440
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,131
Hello.
441
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,761
Guess who's gonna be in
The Sweet Spot again?
442
00:19:28,786 --> 00:19:32,671
We are.
443
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:48,453
Huh, he never answers the phone.
444
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,025
Your podiatrist is on line one.
445
00:19:51,048 --> 00:19:52,935
Oh, and I also picked the book
446
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,105
for the next book club.
447
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,772
Are you gonna pick it up?
448
00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:59,776
- Yes, but where's Blind Billy?
- I fired him.
449
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,726
You were never gonna do it,
and you're welcome.
450
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:04,614
Do you have the right
to do that?
451
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,226
Yeah, according to Chapter
17, Section 4 of the bylaws,
452
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,228
anyone annoying can't work here.
453
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,046
- Is that an actual bylaw?
- It is now.
454
00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:14,124
We'll discuss my salary
when you get off the phone
455
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:17,215
with your foot guy
and take off that stupid bell.
456
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,472
Candy.
457
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:38,237
So I sold June's car for
scraps, and I made 100 bucks.
458
00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:43,491
Sorry. Excuse me.
459
00:20:44,935 --> 00:20:46,490
Also, I learned something
about myself.
460
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,432
I learned that I don't like
to do good deeds,
461
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:50,493
especially
when I get nothing for it.
462
00:20:50,518 --> 00:20:52,938
It feels really good to know
that about myself.
463
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,681
I learned that life
is too short,
464
00:20:54,704 --> 00:20:56,942
and you have to just go
after what you want.
465
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,853
Like, Beth and I still
haven't kissed or anything,
466
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:03,386
but I definitely
have a girlfriend.
467
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:09,121
Well, it looks like
I should put myself
468
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,955
in The Sweet Spot this week.
469
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:13,125
I hired Blind Billy
470
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,683
because there is
nothing more rewarding
471
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,651
than giving opportunities
to your marginalized neighbors.
472
00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:22,530
Excuse me. One sec.
473
00:21:29,906 --> 00:21:31,977
Let's go! We don't have all day!
474
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,500
Coming!
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