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(faint rock music)
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(heavy breathing)
(moaning)
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- Artie, I just can't.
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- Why not?
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- I don't know.
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- Is it my breath?
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- No.
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- Well, do I have B.O. or something?
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- No, don't be silly.
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- Well then what?
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- I guess I'm just scared.
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- Oh, I know,
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it's 'cause I don't have a thing, right?
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- A what?
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- You know, a thing for my thing.
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- Artie.
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- Shit, there's some
saran wrap in the kitchen.
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That's always good in a pinch.
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- I can't believe you sometimes.
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- Artie?
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Artie, are you out here?
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Artie?
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- Holy shit, it's my mom.
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I'm just showing Monica the car, mom.
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- [Mrs. Mulligan] Is
Monica out there with you?
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- Hello, Mrs. Mulligan.
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- Oh, hello dear.
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I think you two can see
better with the lights on,
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don't you?
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- Yeah, mom.
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We'll think about it.
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- Well, just don't
think about it too long.
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Goodnight, Monica.
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- Goodnight, Mrs. Mulligan.
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- What are you doing?
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- I better be going.
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- Oh come on, Monica.
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My mom's gone to bed.
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She's not gonna bother us again.
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- It isn't that, Artie.
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It isn't that at all.
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- Oh, come on, Monica.
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I'll be careful, I promise.
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Shit.
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Wait, Monica, wait.
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Don't be like that.
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Please, come on.
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- Artie, I just can't.
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Don't rush me, okay?
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- See you in class tomorrow, huh?
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(upbeat rock music)
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♪ Give me love ♪
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♪ Give me love ♪
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♪ Love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ Show your heart ♪
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♪ From the start ♪
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♪ Babe, or don't even call ♪
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(upbeat rock music)
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♪ I've been taken for some rides ♪
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♪ Playing in that street ♪
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♪ Answer that and all those hit and runs ♪
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♪ I'm faster on my feet ♪
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♪ Tonight, you light a fire in me ♪
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♪ The flames are at my heels ♪
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♪ But before my heart starts melting ♪
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♪ Prove to me that it's real ♪
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♪ Give me love ♪
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♪ Give me love ♪
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♪ Love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ Show your heart ♪
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♪ From the start ♪
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♪ Babe, or don't even call ♪
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♪ Give me love ♪
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♪ Give me love ♪
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♪ Love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ It's gonna take more
pressing against me ♪
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♪ If you want to convince me you've got ♪
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♪ What I want ♪
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♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ Love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ Love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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(upbeat rock music)
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- All right, Jimbo?
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Come on, did you or didn't you?
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- Did I what?
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- Sup?
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You know what I'm talking about.
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- I don't want to talk about it, Reg.
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- Oh, terrific.
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Another blue ball weekend.
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How many does that make now?
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Hey, you guys!
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Artie Mulligan's got blue balls!
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- Hey, (mumbles), Reg.
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What do you think?
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Monica's a nice girl.
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- Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.
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And you're a nice guy, huh?
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- I was before I started
hanging out with you anyway.
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- Well, how was your weekend?
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Tell me everything.
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- Well, we had a good time.
- And?
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- We had a real good time, that's all.
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- Monica, there's a real good time
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and then there's a real good time.
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- Monica will come through, Reg.
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I know she will.
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It's just a matter of time.
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- Well, I'm just looking
out for your welfare.
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You know, not doing it is
harmful to the human body.
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I've been reading about it.
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- What are you doing,
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counting the days till school's over?
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- Nah, Wendy's late with her period again.
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Looks like I'm gonna have
to break up with her.
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(laughing)
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- Hi, Artie.
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Hi.
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- Hi, Candy.
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- Hi.
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Have a nice weekend?
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- Yeah, I did, I did.
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How about you?
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- She had a great weekend, Mulligan.
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Eat your hearts out, jerk offs.
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- What an ass.
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- Yeah, you can say that again.
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(deliberative jazz music)
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(deliberative jazz music)
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- Time's up.
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Monica, will you collect the papers?
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Now that we've completed this text,
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you should be ready to go into the world
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and function as young adults.
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Are you?
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They call this class senior problems,
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but I wonder if we're
addressing the real problems.
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Or could it be that you don't have any?
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Howard?
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- I was wondering about
the meaning of life.
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(students laughing)
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No, no,
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I mean, why am I here
and where am I going?
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- Go home.
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(students laughing)
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- Mr. Stevens, I have a problem.
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I can't decide who I like better,
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if it's Bo Derek or Loni Anderson.
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(students laughing)
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- Let's try to be serious just for once,
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all right, Reggie?
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- He is being serious, Mr. Stevens.
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He asks me about that all the time.
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- Don't listen to them, Mr. Stevens.
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They're a couple wise guys.
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You know what happens to wise guys?
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(laughing)
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- Why not talk about relationships?
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- She means sex, Mr. Stevens.
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- Yeah!
(students laughing)
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That's what we are all thinking
about anyway, isn't it?
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- Yeah, while she's around.
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(Artie laughing)
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- I have a feeling that
class could get outrageous.
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- If you have anything to say about it.
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- Now, can I help it if
I'm interested in romance?
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- Oh, is that what you call it?
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- Well, a girl has to have some fun.
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- I don't know about the
rest of you, but I'm pissed.
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- You mean Mitch slugged
you for no reason?
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- He gets drunk.
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He goes crazy.
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The bastard.
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- Well, boyfriend or not,
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I think you oughta teach him a lesson.
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- What are you gonna do, Boom Boom?
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- I think we oughta kick his ass.
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- Artie, I'm telling you,
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girls say no when they mean yes.
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- Tell that to Monica.
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- She just needs a little
more coaxing, that's all.
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Shit man, you ever read Cosmopolitan?
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That's all they talk about is doing it,
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and Monica's no different.
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- You faggot.
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You read Cosmopolitan?
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- My mom gets it, all right?
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You know what?
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Technique, that's the key word.
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- You know what?
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Bullshit, that's the key
word and you know it.
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- [Instructor] All together now, girls.
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Let's go.
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Legs up, legs up,
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stretch, stretch.
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Really stretch.
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Feel it, feel it.
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- Okay, look in there.
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You see what they're doing?
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- [Instructor] Roll, roll, roll, roll.
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Feel that muscle.
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Feel it.
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Isn't that good?
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Roll some more, roll some
more, roll some more.
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Feel the muscles.
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- I'll tell you what they're doing.
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They're practicing their technique.
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That's what you should be doing.
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- [Instructor] Roll.
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Up on your knees.
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Mule kicks.
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One, two, kick.
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One, two, kick.
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One, two, kick.
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One, two, kick.
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One, two, kick.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two.
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Lunges.
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One, two, three, four, lunge.
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One, two, three, four, lunge.
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One, two, three, four, lunge.
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Body roll.
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One, two, one, two, one, two.
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Leg muscles.
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One, two, one, two.
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Thigh muscles.
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One, two, one, two.
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Roll, and roll, and
roll, and roll, and roll.
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- I've had it with practice, Reg.
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If Monica doesn't go all the way soon,
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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- Well, you'll do what I do.
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You don't take no for
an answer. (laughing)
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- [Instructor] Weis, Mulligan, beat it!
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- Holy shit.
- Come on!
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- So Monica, how far did
you let Artie go this time?
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- Yeah, Monica,
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how far did you let Artie go?
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- He can go as far as he
wants with me anytime.
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- That's personal, you guys.
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- Come on, Monica.
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I'd tell you.
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- [Monica] Don't I know it.
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- [BJ] Still scared, huh?
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- It's getting worse.
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Artie makes it seem so necessary.
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I only wish I was sure about him.
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- Does he know you've never done it yet?
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- Why?
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You think I should tell him?
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- Oh god, no.
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Are you kidding?
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God, guys want girls that are experienced.
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- I thought they all wanted virgins.
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- That too.
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Face it, guys don't know what they want.
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It's up to us to tell them.
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(motorcycle engines revving)
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- Hi.
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I heard you and Joni just broke up.
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- Yeah, well, you know how it goes.
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- Yeah, I know.
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You're a real hunk, you know that?
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Lift weights too, don't you?
272
00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:51,463
Yeah, I bet you got muscles everywhere.
273
00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:53,948
Want to party?
274
00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:56,865
(upbeat pop music)
275
00:14:01,849 --> 00:14:03,035
- You sure this is cool?
276
00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:03,868
- Come on.
277
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:05,568
All the nice girls have gone home.
278
00:14:12,855 --> 00:14:15,438
Well, what are you waiting for?
279
00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:35,508
(ominous music)
280
00:14:40,893 --> 00:14:42,121
- You bitch.
281
00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:44,005
(lockers clattering)
282
00:14:44,005 --> 00:14:49,005
(girls clamoring)
(muffled speaking)
283
00:14:53,396 --> 00:14:56,601
- So, you think you're a badass?
284
00:14:56,601 --> 00:15:01,601
(muffled speaking)
(upbeat pop music)
285
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:31,140
(blender whirring)
286
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:34,140
(upbeat rock music)
287
00:15:36,784 --> 00:15:38,951
♪ Oh yeah ♪
288
00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:42,587
- When's this place
gonna get a beer license?
289
00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:50,043
- Hi princess.
290
00:15:51,677 --> 00:15:54,183
- I have a craving for something super.
291
00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:57,230
- How's my banana special sound?
292
00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,172
- That sounds rich.
293
00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:01,600
(laughing)
294
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,166
You want me to get fat, don't you?
295
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,060
- Oh no, no.
296
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:05,337
There's only one thing I want.
297
00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:07,905
(laughing)
298
00:16:07,905 --> 00:16:12,905
(electronic pinging)
(explosions blasting)
299
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,364
♪ I don't want to lose you ♪
300
00:16:16,364 --> 00:16:19,360
♪ I don't want to see you go ♪
301
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,232
- I read on the bulletin board
there was a dance (mumbles).
302
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,065
- Yeah.
303
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,938
BJ's on the decorating committee.
304
00:16:24,938 --> 00:16:26,333
It's a Sadie Hawkins dance.
305
00:16:27,217 --> 00:16:29,920
You know, the girls ask the guys.
306
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,310
- No kidding?
307
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,430
I sure hope I get asked.
308
00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:35,200
- Well, if you play your
cards right, who knows?
309
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,950
- Well, whoever she is,
I sure hope she's pretty.
310
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,560
- Shall I put in a good word for you?
311
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,568
- You just keep it between the two of us.
312
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,401
- Okay.
313
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,676
(laughing)
314
00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:51,584
(explosions blasting)
315
00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:52,417
- So what do you think's
316
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,670
gonna happen in senior problems class?
317
00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:56,230
- Could get kinda interesting.
318
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,200
- I know.
319
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,500
That's what I'm afraid of.
320
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,253
Artie?
321
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,086
- Hm?
322
00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:06,053
- You wouldn't say anything
about us, would you?
323
00:17:06,053 --> 00:17:07,340
- You don't think I'd pass up a chance
324
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:09,255
to talk about sex, do you?
325
00:17:09,255 --> 00:17:10,440
(laughing)
326
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,273
- Artie!
327
00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:13,524
Artie!
328
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:18,342
♪ I don't want to see you go ♪
329
00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:21,451
♪ I just want to love you ♪
330
00:17:21,451 --> 00:17:25,284
♪ They don't want you to know ♪
331
00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:28,410
- Hey, you better be careful
332
00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,910
or miss wet dream over
there is gonna steal Artie.
333
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:33,720
- There you go,
334
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,193
my candy banana special.
335
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,693
- She's not so sexy.
336
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:40,963
- Oh, she's not, huh?
337
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:44,970
Looks to me like you're the
only one that thinks so.
338
00:17:46,873 --> 00:17:49,123
(laughing)
339
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,614
- I know.
340
00:17:55,772 --> 00:17:58,420
You think I'm wrong not
going all the way with Artie,
341
00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,253
don't you?
342
00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:03,127
- Monica, it's not
exactly torture, you know?
343
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,313
- Now, tell me.
344
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,470
When are you and I are gonna go out, huh?
345
00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:12,700
- Oh, I don't believe you've asked me yet.
346
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,733
- Well, I'm asking.
347
00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:14,566
(laughing)
348
00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:16,878
I'm asking.
- You're asking?
349
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,964
Are you asking too, Artie?
350
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,041
Don't answer that.
351
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:23,011
It'll only get me into a lot of trouble.
352
00:18:23,011 --> 00:18:24,880
(laughing)
353
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,939
- You mean get you guys in trouble.
354
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,189
(laughing)
355
00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:32,790
- Hey Artie, come here.
356
00:18:34,295 --> 00:18:35,128
Come here.
357
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:40,650
Look, I think I solved
your problem with Monica.
358
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:42,220
Yeah, man, I know what I'm talking about.
359
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,400
- Since when?
360
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,540
- It's the garage.
361
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,300
That's the problem.
362
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,550
- Oh, maybe you're right, Reg,
363
00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:50,400
maybe I should just do
it in the front room
364
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,776
of my parent's house, huh?
365
00:18:51,776 --> 00:18:53,800
(mumbles) at the same time?
366
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,740
- Okay, okay.
367
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:55,963
I'm just trying to help, that's all.
368
00:18:55,963 --> 00:18:57,864
- (scoffing) Jesus, next
you'll be telling me
369
00:18:57,864 --> 00:19:00,697
I should be doing it in the motel.
370
00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:08,030
That's crazy.
371
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:09,700
- [Reg] It's technique.
372
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,610
- Listen, even if Monica does go for this,
373
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:14,240
she's not gonna want you
and Wendy around to see.
374
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,820
- So, who's gonna be around to see?
375
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,540
What do you think we're coming
for anyway, you meatball?
376
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:19,373
Come on.
377
00:19:27,315 --> 00:19:32,315
(gunfire blasting)
(people clamoring)
378
00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:50,163
- Yeah.
379
00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:56,850
- We'd like to rent two rooms please.
380
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,230
- How many nights?
381
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,833
- One, one.
382
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,925
Just one, but not until Friday.
383
00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:05,690
- Could we see one of the rooms please?
384
00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:06,946
- Okay.
385
00:20:06,946 --> 00:20:08,967
105 down to the right.
386
00:20:11,038 --> 00:20:16,038
(Reg cheering)
(deliberative jazz music)
387
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,240
- Perfect, Artie.
388
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,943
I'm telling you this place
is absolutely perfect.
389
00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,680
- I don't think Monica's
gonna go for this, Reg.
390
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,790
- Oh, come on.
391
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:30,002
It beats your garage, doesn't it?
392
00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:32,298
(Reg vocalizing)
393
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,660
- (sighing) Heaven.
394
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,840
- Enjoy magic fingers,
395
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,960
tingling relaxation and ease.
396
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,430
- Yeah.
397
00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:45,360
- Try it, you'll feel great.
- Yeah.
398
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,510
- What's magic fingers?
399
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:50,020
- That's the icing on the cake.
400
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:50,900
Go ahead, try it out.
401
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,733
Go ahead.
402
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,433
You feel it?
403
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:57,920
- I don't feel anything.
404
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,423
- Oh shit, it must be broke.
405
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:02,793
- I feel something.
406
00:21:05,358 --> 00:21:06,509
The bed's vibrating!
407
00:21:06,509 --> 00:21:07,342
- No, no, it's not.
408
00:21:07,342 --> 00:21:09,140
You're just getting excited
thinking about Friday.
409
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,097
I know you.
410
00:21:10,097 --> 00:21:12,347
(laughing)
411
00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:15,820
- What do you think a
senior in high school
412
00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:17,520
should know about sex?
413
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,690
- You go deaf if you do it too much.
414
00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:21,500
- Where did you hear
that kind of nonsense?
415
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,536
- Hey?
416
00:21:22,536 --> 00:21:25,220
(students laughing)
417
00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,630
- Why do we need to learn about sex?
418
00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:29,320
It should just come natural.
419
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,010
- Natural in what way?
420
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:32,590
- Well, if a guy and a
girl like each other,
421
00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:34,120
they should just do it.
422
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,320
- Yeah, but it's not so simple for girls.
423
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,520
I mean, if a guy really likes a girl,
424
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,337
then he should respect her
feelings, no matter what.
425
00:21:41,337 --> 00:21:44,630
- Now, what you're saying is
girls are different from boys.
426
00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:46,620
- Not as much as you think.
427
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,650
- Speak for yourself.
428
00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:51,902
- Yeah, girls get migraines
if they don't keep doing it.
429
00:21:51,902 --> 00:21:55,670
(students laughing)
430
00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:56,572
Don't they?
431
00:21:56,572 --> 00:21:59,572
(students laughing)
432
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,290
- Teenage sex can lead
to a lot of problems.
433
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:07,709
Emotional stress, family conflict,
434
00:22:07,709 --> 00:22:10,040
unplanned pregnancies.
435
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,980
So each of you must ask yourself
436
00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:13,683
this very important question.
437
00:22:15,384 --> 00:22:17,880
Is an hour of physical pleasure
438
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,726
worth a lifetime of remorse?
439
00:22:19,726 --> 00:22:21,450
- How do you make it last an hour?
440
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:24,450
(students laughing)
441
00:22:26,523 --> 00:22:30,023
(deliberative jazz music)
442
00:22:44,627 --> 00:22:47,410
(phone ringing)
443
00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:48,350
- Hello?
444
00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:49,890
- Hi, it's me.
445
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:50,723
Look, I was wondering,
446
00:22:50,723 --> 00:22:52,110
can I borrow your skates Friday night?
447
00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:53,510
Artie's taking me skating.
448
00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:54,640
- Sure.
449
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,473
Hey, you know,
450
00:22:55,473 --> 00:22:56,860
it sounds like everything's going okay.
451
00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:57,960
- Yeah.
452
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,456
Actually though, Artie's been
acting kind of weird lately.
453
00:23:00,456 --> 00:23:02,370
I think something's up.
454
00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:04,400
- They call it a pocket rocket.
455
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,000
- No, seriously.
456
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,500
What do you think's the matter with him?
457
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,853
- Oh, it's nothing you
couldn't fix, I'm sure.
458
00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:14,229
Hey, do you think my boobs
are getting any bigger?
459
00:23:14,229 --> 00:23:15,330
- [Monica] Why?
460
00:23:15,330 --> 00:23:17,991
- Well, I've been trying
positive thinking.
461
00:23:17,991 --> 00:23:20,750
Maybe I should send away for
one of those bust developers.
462
00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:22,720
- Why don't you try a padded bra?
463
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,443
- Oh Monica, you know
that bras give me a rash.
464
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,640
(upbeat rock music)
465
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,497
- Little do they know.
466
00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:46,173
- It won't be long now.
467
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,600
- Hey, I'm getting kinda
excited about this.
468
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,540
- Really?
469
00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:50,490
- I can't believe this.
470
00:23:50,490 --> 00:23:51,880
I haven't skated in so long.
471
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,050
I don't know if I'm gonna remember how.
472
00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:56,290
- I can't believe they brought us here.
473
00:23:56,290 --> 00:23:58,843
I've been trying to talk
Reggie into this for ages.
474
00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:00,663
- I know.
475
00:24:00,663 --> 00:24:02,330
I wonder why we are here.
476
00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:03,943
I mean, Artie can't skate.
477
00:24:07,034 --> 00:24:08,084
- Hey, can you skate?
478
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,323
- Well, come on.
479
00:24:11,323 --> 00:24:14,470
I can't think of everything now, can I?
480
00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:15,303
Don't worry.
481
00:24:15,303 --> 00:24:16,136
Don't worry, don't worry.
482
00:24:16,136 --> 00:24:17,230
I'm a quick learner.
483
00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:21,990
Monica looks great tonight,
484
00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:24,263
you lucky bastard, you.
485
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,930
- You're sure in a good mood tonight.
486
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,050
- Well, why shouldn't I be?
487
00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:35,603
I'm with the best looking
girl in the place.
488
00:24:36,803 --> 00:24:39,803
(upbeat rock music)
489
00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:55,826
- Come on.
- No, go ahead, go ahead.
490
00:24:55,826 --> 00:24:59,326
- Come on, it's easy.
- Go ahead, go ahead.
491
00:25:00,981 --> 00:25:04,347
(upbeat dance music)
492
00:25:04,347 --> 00:25:05,180
- You all right?
493
00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,097
Okay, okay.
494
00:25:07,323 --> 00:25:08,156
Hey, Reg!
495
00:25:10,401 --> 00:25:11,234
You help Reg.
496
00:25:11,234 --> 00:25:13,355
I'm gonna go find Wendy, okay?
497
00:25:13,355 --> 00:25:16,438
(upbeat dance music)
498
00:25:27,732 --> 00:25:31,297
♪ You look so good tonight ♪
499
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:34,954
♪ You're looking me over all right ♪
500
00:25:34,954 --> 00:25:38,315
♪ I feel so fine tonight ♪
501
00:25:38,315 --> 00:25:40,151
♪ Mister right ♪
502
00:25:40,151 --> 00:25:43,428
♪ You're inside right now ♪
503
00:25:43,428 --> 00:25:45,347
- You guys make a nice looking couple!
504
00:25:45,347 --> 00:25:47,113
- Thanks, so we've been told!
505
00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:47,946
Shit!
506
00:25:49,776 --> 00:25:53,379
♪ Come on and ask me to dance ♪
507
00:25:53,379 --> 00:25:57,379
♪ Why don't you ask me to dance ♪
508
00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:11,003
- Hey, look.
509
00:26:12,641 --> 00:26:14,752
Isn't he cute?
510
00:26:14,752 --> 00:26:16,002
- Little prick.
511
00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:22,079
♪ 'Cause I want you tonight ♪
512
00:26:23,019 --> 00:26:26,705
♪ Come on and ask me to dance ♪
513
00:26:26,705 --> 00:26:30,425
♪ Come on and ask me to dance ♪
514
00:26:30,425 --> 00:26:34,425
♪ I know you'll ask me to dance ♪
515
00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:38,785
(upbeat dance music)
516
00:26:45,644 --> 00:26:48,593
- Hey, how you doing, speed racer?
517
00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:52,763
- Hey, I take this
skating awfully serious.
518
00:26:52,763 --> 00:26:54,483
Don't you think so?
519
00:26:54,483 --> 00:26:55,316
- Listen, man.
520
00:26:55,316 --> 00:26:56,149
We better get out of here.
521
00:26:56,149 --> 00:26:56,982
If we fall down again,
522
00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:57,815
we're not gonna be able to get it up.
523
00:26:57,815 --> 00:26:58,693
- Oh, come on,
524
00:26:58,693 --> 00:27:00,863
and I was having such a great time too.
525
00:27:00,863 --> 00:27:02,607
(laughing)
526
00:27:02,607 --> 00:27:03,733
Hey, hey, Wendy!
527
00:27:10,399 --> 00:27:11,316
Hey, Wendy!
528
00:27:17,279 --> 00:27:18,921
Hey, Wendy!
529
00:27:18,921 --> 00:27:20,410
(laughing)
530
00:27:20,410 --> 00:27:23,210
- You were on your ass more
than on your skates tonight.
531
00:27:24,322 --> 00:27:25,672
I hope you're not too sore.
532
00:27:29,241 --> 00:27:31,570
- Careful, I'm a little
tender there, okay?
533
00:27:31,570 --> 00:27:33,563
- You're always tender there.
534
00:27:35,679 --> 00:27:38,429
(faint speaking)
535
00:27:45,669 --> 00:27:46,502
- Artie.
536
00:27:47,353 --> 00:27:49,450
When do you think you'll be
getting your car running?
537
00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,203
- I don't know, in a few days maybe.
538
00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:53,930
- That'll be nice.
539
00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:55,023
No more doubling.
540
00:27:57,130 --> 00:27:59,500
- You don't really like Reggie, do you?
541
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,333
- I like him.
542
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,480
It's just that he's so cocky sometimes.
543
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,984
- He means well.
544
00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:05,896
- Guys,
545
00:28:05,896 --> 00:28:06,729
hey, you guys.
546
00:28:06,729 --> 00:28:10,160
What do you say we go grab
something to eat, huh?
547
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:10,993
- Sure.
548
00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:11,826
Let's try that new place, Reg.
549
00:28:11,826 --> 00:28:12,669
- Okay, all right.
550
00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:13,502
Sounds great.
551
00:28:13,502 --> 00:28:14,335
Well, we're there.
552
00:28:14,335 --> 00:28:15,735
- New place?
553
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:18,818
(soft country music)
554
00:28:35,435 --> 00:28:36,268
God.
555
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,483
Why did we come here?
556
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,253
- The fries are great.
557
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,090
Aren't they, Reg?
558
00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:50,863
- Oh yeah, yeah, great, great.
559
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,005
Light me one of those, will you?
560
00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:00,470
- I didn't know you smoked.
561
00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:01,303
- There's a lot of things
562
00:29:01,303 --> 00:29:03,530
you don't know about me, sweetheart.
563
00:29:03,530 --> 00:29:05,491
- Do your Paul Henreid impression.
564
00:29:05,491 --> 00:29:06,324
- Who?
565
00:29:06,324 --> 00:29:07,157
- Paul Henreid.
566
00:29:07,157 --> 00:29:07,990
You know who Paul Henreid is?
567
00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:08,830
The old Bette Davis movie,
568
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,300
Paul Henreid, "Now, Voyager."
569
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:11,940
The ultimate smooth, the ultimate smooth.
570
00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:12,773
Paul Henreid.
571
00:29:12,773 --> 00:29:13,680
You be Bette Davis.
572
00:29:18,081 --> 00:29:20,331
(laughing)
573
00:29:21,609 --> 00:29:24,109
(Reg humming)
574
00:29:39,262 --> 00:29:40,493
(Reg coughing)
575
00:29:40,493 --> 00:29:42,743
(laughing)
576
00:29:52,150 --> 00:29:54,550
I think I need a little bit of air.
577
00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:56,489
Go outside and grab me some.
578
00:29:56,489 --> 00:29:57,550
You can come with me, Bette.
579
00:29:57,550 --> 00:29:58,687
Come on.
580
00:29:58,687 --> 00:30:01,270
(Reg coughing)
581
00:30:15,163 --> 00:30:16,413
Come on, Bette.
582
00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,617
- [Wendy] Hey.
583
00:30:23,481 --> 00:30:25,398
- It won't be long now.
584
00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:38,430
Well?
585
00:30:38,430 --> 00:30:39,263
Well, come on.
586
00:30:40,855 --> 00:30:41,853
- Aw, I can't.
587
00:30:41,853 --> 00:30:43,660
- What do you mean, you can't?
588
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:45,530
Since when can't you?
589
00:30:45,530 --> 00:30:47,403
- I got a migraine headache.
590
00:30:48,810 --> 00:30:50,000
- You got a migraine headache?
591
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,623
I pay $30 and you get a migraine headache?
592
00:30:57,682 --> 00:31:00,380
(laughing)
593
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,901
Whew.
594
00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:04,123
You miss migraine headache.
595
00:31:09,048 --> 00:31:12,189
- They sure have been gone a long time.
596
00:31:12,189 --> 00:31:14,230
Think you oughta go check on him?
597
00:31:14,230 --> 00:31:15,063
- Don't worry about Reg.
598
00:31:15,063 --> 00:31:16,493
He can take care of himself.
599
00:31:17,350 --> 00:31:18,183
Believe me.
600
00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:29,920
(laughing)
601
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,550
- [Reg] Give her the old (mumbles).
602
00:31:31,550 --> 00:31:33,612
- [Wendy] Oh, it's gone, it's gone!
603
00:31:33,612 --> 00:31:35,945
My migraine headache's gone!
604
00:31:44,512 --> 00:31:46,434
(upbeat pop music)
605
00:31:46,434 --> 00:31:49,851
♪ Enough with your blues ♪
606
00:31:51,977 --> 00:31:53,650
- You know, I wouldn't be surprised
607
00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:55,570
if he took her to that motel.
608
00:31:55,570 --> 00:31:56,990
I wouldn't put it past him.
609
00:31:56,990 --> 00:31:58,360
- Well, so what if he did?
610
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,663
It's not such a big deal.
611
00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:03,473
- Artie, why are we here?
612
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,070
- I got us a room.
613
00:32:10,007 --> 00:32:11,193
- Here, for us?
614
00:32:12,334 --> 00:32:15,488
- It's better than my garage, isn't it?
615
00:32:15,488 --> 00:32:17,103
- Artie, how could you?
616
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,500
If you think you're gonna
get me to go to a motel,
617
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,297
you can just forget it!
618
00:32:22,297 --> 00:32:24,000
And you keep those awful french fries--
619
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,260
- Come on, Monica!
620
00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:26,579
I thought you'd like the idea!
621
00:32:26,579 --> 00:32:27,412
- Like it?!
622
00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:28,245
What am I supposed to like,
623
00:32:28,245 --> 00:32:29,646
that I'm getting treated like a whore?!
624
00:32:29,646 --> 00:32:31,200
Forget it, Artie!
625
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,510
- Monica!
626
00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:33,653
Oh come on, Monica!
627
00:32:33,653 --> 00:32:35,903
Monica, wait, wait, Monica!
628
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,020
Jesus, Monica!
629
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:39,853
Monica.
630
00:32:39,853 --> 00:32:40,686
- I should have known
it would come to this.
631
00:32:40,686 --> 00:32:42,383
It's all you ever talk about.
632
00:32:43,468 --> 00:32:44,770
- Monica, really, I...
633
00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,293
Monica.
634
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,950
Monica, wait, really.
635
00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:51,600
- Keep your hands off me.
636
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,570
If you need it so bad,
637
00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:54,470
why don't you go stick it in Candy Harden?
638
00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:56,570
- Monica, really--
- Just leave me alone!
639
00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:58,890
- Monica, what are you doing?!
640
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:00,673
- [Monica] Breaking up with you!
641
00:33:10,467 --> 00:33:13,910
(somber jazz music)
642
00:33:13,910 --> 00:33:16,230
- Imagine a motel
643
00:33:16,230 --> 00:33:18,500
and with Reggie and Wendy there.
644
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,810
- Ooh, a foursome.
645
00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:22,820
Sounds like it could
have some possibilities.
646
00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:24,113
- Beej, it was awful.
647
00:33:25,310 --> 00:33:27,710
I don't care if I ever
see Artie Mulligan again.
648
00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:30,190
- Oh, you don't really mean that.
649
00:33:30,190 --> 00:33:31,760
- Yes, I do.
650
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,070
He's hopeless.
651
00:33:33,070 --> 00:33:34,911
He'll never change.
652
00:33:34,911 --> 00:33:37,160
- Well maybe he doesn't have to.
653
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,850
- Oh, so it's all my fault now,
654
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:39,683
is that it?
655
00:33:39,683 --> 00:33:41,170
- I didn't say that.
656
00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:43,500
- You didn't have to.
657
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,930
I know you think I'm a prude.
658
00:33:44,930 --> 00:33:46,640
- It's not all I think.
659
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,473
- What else?
660
00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:49,327
- That you still love him.
661
00:33:51,044 --> 00:33:51,877
- Damn.
662
00:33:51,877 --> 00:33:53,459
(racket clattering)
663
00:33:53,459 --> 00:33:56,126
(Reg whistling)
664
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,350
- Nice day, huh?
665
00:34:04,022 --> 00:34:06,160
Oh, bad day, huh?
666
00:34:08,490 --> 00:34:09,323
You don't have to answer.
667
00:34:09,323 --> 00:34:10,180
I ain't (mumbles).
668
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:14,863
- Reggie, can I ask you a question?
669
00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:18,057
- Sure, anything.
670
00:34:19,148 --> 00:34:20,743
- Do you think I'm pretty?
671
00:34:22,098 --> 00:34:24,907
- (sighing) You wouldn't
slug me, would you?
672
00:34:24,907 --> 00:34:26,390
- I thought so.
673
00:34:26,390 --> 00:34:28,130
- No, hey, wait a minute.
674
00:34:28,130 --> 00:34:30,030
You maybe get out of those sweats,
675
00:34:30,030 --> 00:34:32,010
do something with your hair.
676
00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:33,940
You ever read Cosmopolitan?
677
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:34,920
Yeah, you know, how you dress,
678
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:35,810
that's the whole ball game.
679
00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:37,670
- I don't like dresses.
680
00:34:37,670 --> 00:34:38,780
- Yeah, I know what you mean.
681
00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:40,793
I prefer them off rather than on myself.
682
00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:43,750
Hey, Boom Boom.
683
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,170
What's the deal, huh?
684
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,420
You hung up on some dude?
685
00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:48,773
- Kind of.
686
00:34:48,773 --> 00:34:50,230
- No shit!
687
00:34:50,230 --> 00:34:51,063
I mean, no kidding.
688
00:34:51,063 --> 00:34:52,700
Who is he, huh?
689
00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:53,733
- Reggie, come here.
690
00:34:54,877 --> 00:34:57,090
- I gotta go.
691
00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:58,143
My friend wants me.
692
00:35:01,007 --> 00:35:02,370
Hey, Artie, now look,
693
00:35:02,370 --> 00:35:03,203
I know you're upset.
694
00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:04,036
- Shut up, Reg!
695
00:35:04,036 --> 00:35:04,945
- [Reg] Honest to god, if I thought--
696
00:35:04,945 --> 00:35:05,969
- Knock it off!
697
00:35:05,969 --> 00:35:06,831
(clattering)
698
00:35:06,831 --> 00:35:08,600
If you don't can it, I'm gonna hit you.
699
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,633
I should,
700
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,410
but it was my own fucking fault.
701
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:13,243
- That's right.
702
00:35:13,243 --> 00:35:14,420
- That's not right.
703
00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:15,403
- That's not right.
704
00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:17,580
- Works every time.
705
00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:19,130
What a crock of shit.
706
00:35:19,130 --> 00:35:21,070
- Yeah, yeah, it was really hair-brained.
707
00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,720
- Yeah, you could say that again.
708
00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:33,970
- Look Artie, hey,
709
00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:35,157
what do you say we go out
710
00:35:35,157 --> 00:35:37,140
and we really tie one on tonight, huh?
711
00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:39,580
Anywhere you want to go, any place.
712
00:35:42,590 --> 00:35:43,610
- Aw, what the hell?
713
00:35:43,610 --> 00:35:44,517
Sure, why not?
714
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,460
- All right, that's more like it.
715
00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:47,470
And you know,
716
00:35:47,470 --> 00:35:49,000
things really aren't as bad as they seem.
717
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,833
- Reg.
718
00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:50,880
- The way I look at it,
719
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,248
your sex life's got to improve.
720
00:35:53,248 --> 00:35:54,980
(Artie groaning)
721
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:58,240
Girls, where are you
when we need you, huh?!
722
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:01,323
(upbeat dance music)
723
00:36:02,703 --> 00:36:03,920
Hey, hey, Artie,
724
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,480
you know how you can tell if
a girl's wearing pantyhose?
725
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,330
- No, how, Reg?
726
00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:09,744
- Because when she
farts, her ankles bulge.
727
00:36:09,744 --> 00:36:14,744
(Reg vocalizing)
(Artie laughing)
728
00:36:15,290 --> 00:36:16,490
Holy shit, Artie.
729
00:36:16,490 --> 00:36:18,550
Hey, look what's next to you.
730
00:36:18,550 --> 00:36:19,383
- Hi.
731
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:22,430
You girls wearing pantyhose?
732
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,410
- What?
733
00:36:23,410 --> 00:36:24,510
- Oh, nevermind.
734
00:36:24,510 --> 00:36:25,970
Listen, you want to drink some beer?
735
00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:27,540
- Not exactly.
736
00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:30,040
- Well, what do you want to do then?
737
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:32,790
- Follow us.
738
00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:34,387
Maybe you'll find out.
739
00:36:34,387 --> 00:36:36,518
(cheering)
740
00:36:36,518 --> 00:36:37,899
- Hit it, Reg!
741
00:36:37,899 --> 00:36:38,820
- I got dibs on the one with the sweater.
742
00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:40,070
- I got dibs on the one without.
743
00:36:40,070 --> 00:36:41,634
Come on, faster!
744
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,878
(laughing)
745
00:36:43,878 --> 00:36:46,878
(upbeat rock music)
746
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,932
- Which one do you want?
747
00:37:02,932 --> 00:37:04,555
I like the one with the dark hair.
748
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:05,530
- I can't believe it.
749
00:37:05,530 --> 00:37:07,520
Why hasn't it been this easy before?
750
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,521
- Shut up, man, shut up.
751
00:37:08,521 --> 00:37:09,810
Give them some credit.
752
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,946
They know a couple of studs
when they see 'em, come on.
753
00:37:11,946 --> 00:37:13,510
(Artie laughing)
754
00:37:13,510 --> 00:37:15,096
- I'll take the one in the white.
755
00:37:15,096 --> 00:37:16,653
(laughing)
756
00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:17,486
- Hi.
- Hi.
757
00:37:18,910 --> 00:37:21,472
- I'm Reggie and that's my friend Artie.
758
00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:22,305
- Hi.
759
00:37:22,305 --> 00:37:23,138
- Hi.
- Hi, Artie.
760
00:37:23,138 --> 00:37:24,420
- Aren't you cold, like a little bit?
761
00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:27,079
- No, actually I'm hot.
762
00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:30,079
(upbeat rock music)
763
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,058
- Let's get in the back.
764
00:37:39,058 --> 00:37:42,058
(upbeat rock music)
765
00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:50,604
- Mind if I have one of those?
766
00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:52,521
- No, I'll get you one.
767
00:37:57,521 --> 00:37:58,521
- Thank you.
768
00:38:06,276 --> 00:38:07,570
(Artie laughing)
769
00:38:07,570 --> 00:38:11,193
- So, you sure you don't want a beer?
770
00:38:12,521 --> 00:38:13,951
- No.
771
00:38:13,951 --> 00:38:15,618
I don't want a beer.
772
00:38:17,726 --> 00:38:20,476
(Artie laughing)
773
00:38:27,153 --> 00:38:28,588
- Let's fuck.
774
00:38:28,588 --> 00:38:31,755
(beer can clattering)
775
00:38:34,974 --> 00:38:38,474
- Why don't we just get rid of this, okay?
776
00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:42,618
(upbeat rock music)
777
00:38:53,395 --> 00:38:56,993
♪ I'm out fighting on the street ♪
778
00:38:56,993 --> 00:39:00,431
♪ And you can make me do anything ♪
779
00:39:00,431 --> 00:39:02,028
♪ Swear I'm crazy ♪
780
00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:06,914
♪ Yeah, I'm crazy for your love ♪
781
00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:08,548
♪ I'm out of control ♪
782
00:39:08,548 --> 00:39:13,295
♪ I'm out of control ♪
783
00:39:13,295 --> 00:39:14,605
♪ You got the power ♪
784
00:39:14,605 --> 00:39:19,605
♪ You got the power over my soul ♪
785
00:39:19,927 --> 00:39:22,848
♪ To do what you want to do ♪
786
00:39:22,848 --> 00:39:26,659
♪ Take me any place you want me to ♪
787
00:39:26,659 --> 00:39:28,254
♪ I'm out of control ♪
788
00:39:28,254 --> 00:39:32,087
♪ I'm out of control with you ♪
789
00:39:45,194 --> 00:39:46,324
- Hey, Artie!
790
00:39:46,324 --> 00:39:47,278
Artie!
791
00:39:47,278 --> 00:39:49,563
Artie, this girl's got balls!
792
00:39:51,028 --> 00:39:52,861
This girl's got balls!
793
00:39:57,152 --> 00:39:58,810
(Artie spitting)
794
00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:00,470
- God damn.
795
00:40:00,470 --> 00:40:03,220
(Artie coughing)
796
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,103
God, he had his tongue in my mouth!
797
00:40:18,501 --> 00:40:19,630
- What a pity.
798
00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:20,630
That's a real shame.
799
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,663
I had mine in his!
800
00:40:28,383 --> 00:40:30,995
(Artie coughing)
801
00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:33,994
- Think we should get
some Drano instead, huh?
802
00:40:33,994 --> 00:40:36,244
(laughing)
803
00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:39,830
- All right.
804
00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:40,918
Okay, what do we do now?
805
00:40:40,918 --> 00:40:42,310
Where do we go?
806
00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:43,680
- I don't know, Reg.
807
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,513
I'm tired.
808
00:40:44,513 --> 00:40:45,443
Let's just call it a night, huh?
809
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,276
- Call it a night?
810
00:40:46,276 --> 00:40:47,109
What, are you crazy?
811
00:40:47,109 --> 00:40:47,942
The night's young.
812
00:40:47,942 --> 00:40:49,330
We've got fresh breath!
813
00:40:49,330 --> 00:40:52,080
(Artie laughing)
814
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,673
Cheer up.
815
00:40:56,573 --> 00:40:58,020
Look at that.
816
00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,070
Female mud wrestling.
817
00:41:00,168 --> 00:41:01,515
You ever been to female mud wrestling?
818
00:41:01,515 --> 00:41:02,619
- No, no, no, Reggie, no.
- Oh, come on!
819
00:41:02,619 --> 00:41:04,000
They couldn't have balls.
820
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,870
Come on.
821
00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:05,703
- Oh, shoot.
822
00:41:06,863 --> 00:41:09,420
(Artie spitting)
823
00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:10,253
No, Reg.
824
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,133
How are we gonna get in?
825
00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:18,038
- Looks good, Artie.
826
00:41:18,038 --> 00:41:20,788
(faint speaking)
827
00:41:23,402 --> 00:41:25,330
- [Artie] Get in there.
828
00:41:25,330 --> 00:41:27,743
It's mud wrestling theater one.
829
00:41:27,743 --> 00:41:28,820
- Yo!
830
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:29,859
Okay, home free.
831
00:41:29,859 --> 00:41:30,692
Come on.
832
00:41:30,692 --> 00:41:31,965
Come on, get the lead outta your ass.
833
00:41:31,965 --> 00:41:33,048
- Wait, I can't.
834
00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:35,797
Reggie, it's not gonna--
- Artie, Artie.
835
00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:39,082
Holy shit, get the lead outta your ass.
836
00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:41,380
- [Scarlet] Hey, what are
you punks doing in here?
837
00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:43,084
- [Reg] We're just checking the plumbing.
838
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:43,950
- Everything looks fine.
839
00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:45,480
- Yeah, it looks great.
- Get out!
840
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,397
- What now?
841
00:41:46,397 --> 00:41:49,064
- (mumbles) 21.
842
00:41:52,957 --> 00:41:54,758
- [Announcer] And now in their third week
843
00:41:54,758 --> 00:41:56,550
as middle weight champ,
844
00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:59,868
our very own Miss Scarlet O'Fever!
845
00:41:59,868 --> 00:42:04,868
(audience applauding)
(upbeat pop music)
846
00:42:11,155 --> 00:42:16,155
(audience applauding
drowning out speaking)
847
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:30,438
- Would you or wouldn't you?
848
00:42:30,438 --> 00:42:31,807
- What, screw her?
849
00:42:33,227 --> 00:42:34,873
Even in the mud.
- Me too.
850
00:42:34,873 --> 00:42:36,264
- Sweet.
851
00:42:36,264 --> 00:42:39,431
(audience applauding)
852
00:42:43,804 --> 00:42:45,567
- Let's give a round of applause
853
00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:47,204
for this Scarlet O'Fever.
854
00:42:47,204 --> 00:42:48,229
Give her a round of applause.
855
00:42:48,229 --> 00:42:49,501
Let's hear it for her.
856
00:42:49,501 --> 00:42:51,502
(audience applauding)
857
00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:52,442
Okay.
858
00:42:52,442 --> 00:42:54,920
(audience applauding)
859
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,890
All right, there are three magic words.
860
00:42:56,890 --> 00:42:58,985
What are the three magic words?
861
00:42:58,985 --> 00:43:00,610
(audience chanting)
862
00:43:00,610 --> 00:43:01,443
On your knees, girls.
863
00:43:01,443 --> 00:43:02,807
Let's get ready for wrestling.
864
00:43:02,807 --> 00:43:03,910
Here they go.
865
00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:05,307
Ooh.
866
00:43:05,307 --> 00:43:07,790
(audience applauding)
867
00:43:07,790 --> 00:43:08,623
The referees are ready,
868
00:43:08,623 --> 00:43:09,456
the girls are ready,
869
00:43:09,456 --> 00:43:10,340
I'm ready.
870
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:12,426
Let's start wrestling!
871
00:43:12,426 --> 00:43:17,426
(audience applauding
drowning out speaking)
872
00:43:25,890 --> 00:43:27,613
Time is running out on the clock.
873
00:43:27,613 --> 00:43:32,613
(audience applauding
drowning out speaking)
874
00:43:33,993 --> 00:43:35,921
Nobody in control.
875
00:43:35,921 --> 00:43:37,187
Scarlet, Scarlet in control.
876
00:43:37,187 --> 00:43:38,208
Scarlet on top.
877
00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:43,208
(audience applauding
drowning out speaking)
878
00:43:47,436 --> 00:43:49,934
Scarlet's on the bottom,
Scarlet's on the bottom!
879
00:43:49,934 --> 00:43:53,833
(audience applauding
drowning out speaking)
880
00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:55,797
No choking, no choking!
881
00:43:55,797 --> 00:43:56,985
No choking!
882
00:43:56,985 --> 00:43:58,009
Come on, girls.
883
00:43:58,009 --> 00:44:03,009
(audience applauding
drowning out speaking)
884
00:44:03,372 --> 00:44:05,749
Scarlet on top.
885
00:44:05,749 --> 00:44:07,999
(cheering)
886
00:44:09,058 --> 00:44:11,504
- Those wieners busted in!
887
00:44:11,504 --> 00:44:16,504
(audience clamoring)
(upbeat pop music)
888
00:44:38,090 --> 00:44:40,060
(students laughing)
889
00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:42,640
- Well now, Betty Joe, you're almost 13,
890
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,560
and well, it's about
time we had a little talk
891
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,430
about the birds and the bees.
892
00:44:46,430 --> 00:44:47,263
- Sick, mom.
893
00:44:47,263 --> 00:44:48,213
You mean sex?
894
00:44:48,213 --> 00:44:50,499
- Yes, sex, and love, and...
895
00:44:50,499 --> 00:44:52,540
You're gonna be going
out with boys pretty soon
896
00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:53,373
and then they're gonna try
897
00:44:53,373 --> 00:44:56,500
to do some really nasty things to you.
898
00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:57,333
- Really?
899
00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:58,270
- Mm-hmm.
900
00:44:58,270 --> 00:44:59,103
- Like what?
901
00:44:59,103 --> 00:45:01,488
- Well, remember when we
used to go to the zoo?
902
00:45:01,488 --> 00:45:02,321
Remember that?
903
00:45:02,321 --> 00:45:03,550
And the monkeys would
lay on top of each other
904
00:45:03,550 --> 00:45:05,663
and move their little
hineys back and forth?
905
00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:07,843
Remember?
906
00:45:07,843 --> 00:45:09,260
- Mom, that's sick.
907
00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:11,360
Does that have anything to do
with those disgusting noises
908
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,066
you and dad make at night?
909
00:45:13,066 --> 00:45:14,080
- Yes.
910
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,197
- And in the morning?
- Yes.
911
00:45:15,197 --> 00:45:19,020
- And in the afternoon?
- Yes, yes!
912
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:21,030
Your mother and father just
love each other very much, dear.
913
00:45:21,030 --> 00:45:22,650
- Yeah, right, mom.
914
00:45:22,650 --> 00:45:25,340
Sounds more like elephants
to me than monkeys.
915
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:26,173
- Oh come on, dear.
916
00:45:26,173 --> 00:45:27,537
Your father's not that big.
917
00:45:28,910 --> 00:45:30,803
- Okay, that's enough.
918
00:45:32,670 --> 00:45:35,920
Role playing is supposed to
help us become more sensitive
919
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,653
to another person's feelings.
920
00:45:38,616 --> 00:45:40,823
Now obviously, some
people are beyond help.
921
00:45:40,823 --> 00:45:42,230
(students laughing)
922
00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:43,130
- Come on, Mr. Stevens.
923
00:45:43,130 --> 00:45:44,410
I mean, who ever heard of your parents
924
00:45:44,410 --> 00:45:46,730
talking to you about sex anyway?
925
00:45:46,730 --> 00:45:47,563
- Yeah.
926
00:45:47,563 --> 00:45:48,920
The only thing my folks ever did
927
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,850
was lay a book about VD next to my bed.
928
00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:54,297
- Yeah, and when you can't
read, what good's that?
929
00:45:54,297 --> 00:45:56,760
(students laughing)
930
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:57,920
- Hey, Weis.
931
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:58,753
- Yes, Elmer?
932
00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:03,603
- How would you like me to
slam dunk your big mouth?
933
00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,970
- Not even a little bit, Elmer.
934
00:46:06,970 --> 00:46:07,843
I mean, Bronk.
935
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,003
- Okay, hold it down, you two.
936
00:46:13,410 --> 00:46:16,150
Now, how many of you have parents
937
00:46:16,150 --> 00:46:17,933
who have talked to you about sex?
938
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,770
Candy, was it anything like
you've seen up here today?
939
00:46:22,770 --> 00:46:23,603
- No.
940
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,240
My mom just said it's
a man's world out there
941
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:32,863
and a girl oughta do what she
can to keep her man happy,
942
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,423
and I quite agree.
943
00:46:37,655 --> 00:46:41,988
♪ The moon looks like a red balloon ♪
944
00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:46,259
(phone ringing)
945
00:46:49,005 --> 00:46:50,080
- Yeah, Reg.
946
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,080
- [Candy] Hi, Artie.
947
00:46:53,190 --> 00:46:54,500
- Who's this?
948
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:55,833
- [Candy] Guess.
949
00:46:56,823 --> 00:46:57,656
- I can't guess.
950
00:46:57,656 --> 00:46:59,005
Come on, tell me, who is it?
951
00:46:59,005 --> 00:47:02,922
- [Candy] Won't you make
just one little guess?
952
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,554
- Candy?
953
00:47:05,554 --> 00:47:07,350
- [Candy] (laughing) Finally.
954
00:47:07,350 --> 00:47:10,360
- I'm sorry, I was thinking
about something else.
955
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,108
- Oh, you were doing
your homework, I suppose.
956
00:47:13,108 --> 00:47:14,416
- (laughing) Right.
957
00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:15,975
No, actually I'm just lying here on my bed
958
00:47:15,975 --> 00:47:19,263
listening to the radio.
959
00:47:19,263 --> 00:47:20,937
So, what are you doing?
960
00:47:20,937 --> 00:47:25,937
- Oh, I'm just lying on my
bed listening to the radio
961
00:47:25,947 --> 00:47:28,023
and thinking about you.
962
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,404
Artie, why don't you come over?
963
00:47:32,404 --> 00:47:33,960
- To your house?
964
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,537
- Well, if you want to.
965
00:47:36,571 --> 00:47:37,991
- [Artie] You mean we could?!
966
00:47:37,991 --> 00:47:39,100
I mean...
967
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:41,683
- Why don't you just come over?
968
00:47:53,165 --> 00:47:56,165
(upbeat jazz music)
969
00:48:14,596 --> 00:48:17,513
(knocking on door)
970
00:48:21,836 --> 00:48:23,180
- Hi.
971
00:48:23,180 --> 00:48:24,460
- You got here so fast.
972
00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:25,360
I'm not ready yet.
973
00:48:58,570 --> 00:49:03,403
- There's something I want to show you.
974
00:49:07,751 --> 00:49:10,334
(horn blaring)
975
00:49:12,331 --> 00:49:15,331
(upbeat jazz music)
976
00:49:19,097 --> 00:49:22,014
(knocking on door)
977
00:49:27,739 --> 00:49:28,819
- Hi.
978
00:49:28,819 --> 00:49:31,569
- I thought you'd never get here.
979
00:49:45,202 --> 00:49:49,535
You don't know how long
I've waited for this moment.
980
00:49:56,540 --> 00:50:00,293
Oh, I've been dying to do that
ever since I first saw you.
981
00:50:03,891 --> 00:50:05,340
(zipper unzipping)
982
00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:09,340
And there's another thing
I've been dying to do.
983
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:21,932
(upbeat jazz music)
984
00:50:25,706 --> 00:50:29,039
(trash cans clattering)
985
00:50:31,382 --> 00:50:34,382
(upbeat jazz music)
986
00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:51,030
(knocking on door)
987
00:50:51,030 --> 00:50:52,457
- Hi.
988
00:50:52,457 --> 00:50:54,653
- What the fuck are you doing here?
989
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:00,953
Well?
990
00:51:02,514 --> 00:51:04,470
- Candy asked me to come over
991
00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:06,020
and help her with her homework.
992
00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:12,160
But I can see that maybe
tonight's not the best time,
993
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,170
so I'll just see you tomorrow
in class, Candy, huh?
994
00:51:15,170 --> 00:51:16,450
- Wait a minute.
995
00:51:16,450 --> 00:51:18,590
That's bullshit,
Mulligan, and you know it.
996
00:51:18,590 --> 00:51:20,060
- Get your hand off me.
997
00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:21,750
- Bronk, stop it.
998
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,920
Artie didn't do anything.
999
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,093
Come on back in here this instant.
1000
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,090
- You're lucky, Mulligan.
1001
00:51:32,050 --> 00:51:34,480
But if I ever see you
even look at her again,
1002
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,060
you'll get very unlucky.
1003
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,227
(door slamming)
1004
00:51:50,244 --> 00:51:51,244
- Hi, Artie.
1005
00:51:55,293 --> 00:51:56,126
Busy?
1006
00:51:56,126 --> 00:51:56,959
- Yeah, a little.
1007
00:51:58,369 --> 00:51:59,310
- [BJ] How you doing?
1008
00:51:59,310 --> 00:52:00,393
- All right.
1009
00:52:01,984 --> 00:52:03,626
- [BJ] So what you been up to these days?
1010
00:52:03,626 --> 00:52:05,349
- Oh, the usual.
1011
00:52:05,349 --> 00:52:07,766
(clattering)
1012
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,173
Look, Betty Joe,
1013
00:52:16,173 --> 00:52:18,600
Monica came and asked
you to talk to me, right?
1014
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,440
- So what if she did?
1015
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,740
- Well, just tell to forget it.
1016
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:22,710
I'm not gonna have her hanging me up.
1017
00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:24,363
- She doesn't even know I'm here.
1018
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:28,953
Hey listen, Artie,
1019
00:52:28,953 --> 00:52:30,120
I'm having a party Saturday night
1020
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,690
and I want you to come.
1021
00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:33,450
- [Artie] Monica's gonna be there, right?
1022
00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:34,283
- Oh, Artie.
1023
00:52:34,283 --> 00:52:36,413
You two guys belong
together and you know it.
1024
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,763
- BJ, do me a favor, all right?
1025
00:52:40,910 --> 00:52:42,303
Hand me that screwdriver.
1026
00:52:45,314 --> 00:52:50,314
(soft pop music)
(water splashing)
1027
00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:56,433
- This feels so good.
1028
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,580
- Candy, are you
daydreaming about (mumbles)?
1029
00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:03,574
- Such filthy mind.
1030
00:53:03,574 --> 00:53:04,710
Look at Monica.
1031
00:53:04,710 --> 00:53:06,730
You'd never hear anything
like that outta her.
1032
00:53:06,730 --> 00:53:09,870
- You mean like calling somebody a slut?
1033
00:53:09,870 --> 00:53:11,763
No, I'd never say anything like that.
1034
00:53:13,859 --> 00:53:16,003
- What did I do?
1035
00:53:16,003 --> 00:53:17,803
- I think it's more what nature did.
1036
00:53:21,221 --> 00:53:22,372
Cocktails anyone?
1037
00:53:22,372 --> 00:53:24,295
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
1038
00:53:24,295 --> 00:53:27,045
(faint speaking)
1039
00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:31,213
- Hey, are you ready to party?
1040
00:53:38,677 --> 00:53:40,330
Ta-da!
1041
00:53:40,330 --> 00:53:43,230
- Wow, if they had all
this stuff in chemistry,
1042
00:53:43,230 --> 00:53:44,620
I'd never cut class.
1043
00:53:44,620 --> 00:53:46,080
- [BJ] Now just remember
the party tonight.
1044
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,030
We have to be able to stand up.
1045
00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:50,150
- Oh, speak for yourself.
1046
00:53:50,150 --> 00:53:51,690
- No, really.
1047
00:53:51,690 --> 00:53:53,743
We have to be adults and everything.
1048
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,893
- Look at this book!
1049
00:53:56,814 --> 00:53:59,683
Zombie, Freddy Fuddpucker?
1050
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,910
Kamikaze, what is that?
1051
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:06,900
- I don't think a couple
of Harvey Wallbangers
1052
00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:07,850
would hurt anybody.
1053
00:54:09,510 --> 00:54:11,250
- What is this?
1054
00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:12,993
Talk dirty to me?
1055
00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:14,891
- Candy.
1056
00:54:14,891 --> 00:54:17,349
(Candy laughing)
1057
00:54:17,349 --> 00:54:20,400
That was supposed to be
a surprise for later.
1058
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,130
- A porno film?
1059
00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:23,990
BJ, you're awful.
1060
00:54:23,990 --> 00:54:26,190
- Well, if you don't
want to see it, Monica.
1061
00:54:27,090 --> 00:54:29,653
- Well, I didn't say that.
1062
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:32,362
- Pardon.
1063
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,123
Front row center, ladies.
1064
00:54:46,593 --> 00:54:48,929
- [Actress On TV] Becomes so hot.
1065
00:54:48,929 --> 00:54:49,983
I want to touch it.
1066
00:54:52,701 --> 00:54:54,868
(moaning)
1067
00:55:00,590 --> 00:55:02,730
- How does she do that?
1068
00:55:04,036 --> 00:55:05,869
- Oh god, it's so big.
1069
00:55:06,942 --> 00:55:09,109
(moaning)
1070
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:20,832
Want to talk dirty to me
1071
00:55:20,832 --> 00:55:24,436
like you did to that girl on the phone?
1072
00:55:24,436 --> 00:55:26,603
(moaning)
1073
00:55:44,325 --> 00:55:46,517
- All this sex stuff is so confusing.
1074
00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:49,730
How do they learn all
those positions and things?
1075
00:55:49,730 --> 00:55:53,043
- Hours and hours of practice.
1076
00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:59,927
- When are the guys coming over anyway?
1077
00:55:59,927 --> 00:56:04,927
(upbeat rock music)
(water splashing)
1078
00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:39,470
- Roger, I'd like you to meet
1079
00:56:39,470 --> 00:56:41,600
my closest friend in the whole wide world,
1080
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,010
Monica Carr.
1081
00:56:43,010 --> 00:56:44,280
- Hello.
1082
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,690
I'm Roger Jackson.
1083
00:56:45,690 --> 00:56:46,700
- Hi.
1084
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:48,620
Betty Joe tells me you're a songwriter.
1085
00:56:48,620 --> 00:56:50,030
- Among other things.
1086
00:56:50,030 --> 00:56:51,850
You and BJ classmates?
1087
00:56:51,850 --> 00:56:52,683
- Yeah.
1088
00:56:52,683 --> 00:56:54,320
- We can't wait to graduate.
1089
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,620
You know, high school
is really just for kids.
1090
00:56:57,910 --> 00:56:59,660
- Depends on what you mean by kids.
1091
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:03,520
- [Female Speaker] BJ, we're out of ice.
1092
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,353
- Those idiots.
1093
00:57:05,290 --> 00:57:06,593
Excuse me, you two.
1094
00:57:11,113 --> 00:57:12,863
- Tell me about your songwriting.
1095
00:57:13,940 --> 00:57:16,020
- Look it, you want to dance?
1096
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:17,090
- Okay.
1097
00:57:17,090 --> 00:57:17,923
- Come on.
1098
00:57:17,923 --> 00:57:18,756
We'll talk later.
1099
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,620
- Hey, fuck you, Bronk.
1100
00:57:30,686 --> 00:57:32,257
(water splashing)
1101
00:57:32,257 --> 00:57:34,820
- Hey, watch it, you big ape!
1102
00:57:34,820 --> 00:57:36,040
- What's the matter, I get you wet?
1103
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,816
It looks like you have
to take your top off now.
1104
00:57:38,816 --> 00:57:39,649
(laughing)
1105
00:57:39,649 --> 00:57:41,330
- Wouldn't you love that?
1106
00:57:41,330 --> 00:57:42,830
- Ooh, you bet your sweet ass.
1107
00:57:43,748 --> 00:57:44,581
Now, come on.
1108
00:57:44,581 --> 00:57:45,530
What are you waiting for?
1109
00:57:45,530 --> 00:57:46,363
- Hey, Bronk,
1110
00:57:46,363 --> 00:57:47,590
why do you offer to play
chef's hat with her?
1111
00:57:47,590 --> 00:57:49,028
She loves that.
1112
00:57:49,028 --> 00:57:50,418
- Yeah?
1113
00:57:50,418 --> 00:57:51,251
- Yeah.
1114
00:58:01,810 --> 00:58:03,280
- Now, it's your turn.
1115
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,773
- No way, Jose.
1116
00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:07,460
- Hey, hey!
1117
00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:09,510
Weis, I'm gonna kill you!
1118
00:58:09,510 --> 00:58:11,050
- All right, would everybody please rise
1119
00:58:11,050 --> 00:58:13,340
while we raise the Chinese flag?
1120
00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:14,350
- You're dead, (mumbles).
1121
00:58:14,350 --> 00:58:16,102
You're dead!
1122
00:58:16,102 --> 00:58:20,762
(soft pop music)
- Hi, Artie.
1123
00:58:20,762 --> 00:58:22,286
- Hi, Artie.
- What's going on?
1124
00:58:22,286 --> 00:58:25,737
♪ Looks like a red balloon ♪
1125
00:58:25,737 --> 00:58:30,737
♪ The radio is playing sexy tunes ♪
1126
00:58:30,774 --> 00:58:33,941
♪ Oh baby, me and you ♪
1127
00:58:36,546 --> 00:58:38,024
- Hi, Artie.
1128
00:58:38,024 --> 00:58:38,857
- Oh, hi.
1129
00:58:40,119 --> 00:58:43,880
- Oh, listen, I'm sorry
about the other night.
1130
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,037
- Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that too.
1131
00:58:48,290 --> 00:58:49,840
- I'll make it up to you later.
1132
00:58:51,573 --> 00:58:53,156
Let's dance, Artie.
1133
00:58:56,207 --> 00:58:57,874
- Boyfriend trouble?
1134
00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:00,483
- Is it that obvious?
1135
00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:05,425
- Give me my pants!
1136
00:59:05,425 --> 00:59:08,258
(people chanting)
1137
00:59:09,555 --> 00:59:11,197
You're dead, you asshole!
1138
00:59:11,197 --> 00:59:12,254
You're dead!
1139
00:59:12,254 --> 00:59:13,934
Weis, I'm gonna kill you!
1140
00:59:13,934 --> 00:59:15,612
♪ The night so warm ♪
1141
00:59:15,612 --> 00:59:18,466
♪ It fits like a glove ♪
1142
00:59:18,466 --> 00:59:23,466
♪ And there's no time like now ♪
1143
00:59:26,774 --> 00:59:29,274
♪ Making love ♪
1144
00:59:42,001 --> 00:59:43,631
(people applauding)
1145
00:59:43,631 --> 00:59:46,631
(upbeat rock music)
1146
00:59:58,317 --> 01:00:00,593
- Would you take me home please, Roger?
1147
01:00:01,851 --> 01:00:04,851
(upbeat rock music)
1148
01:00:12,425 --> 01:00:14,156
(people chanting)
1149
01:00:14,156 --> 01:00:14,989
- Oh, below the belt.
1150
01:00:14,989 --> 01:00:17,110
Ooh, below the belt again!
1151
01:00:17,110 --> 01:00:18,777
- You're a dead man!
1152
01:00:19,853 --> 01:00:21,104
That does it!
1153
01:00:21,104 --> 01:00:24,271
(audience applauding)
1154
01:00:25,211 --> 01:00:27,589
- Told you I'd get you, you little punk!
1155
01:00:27,589 --> 01:00:28,839
A little water!
1156
01:00:29,719 --> 01:00:30,580
- Let him up!
1157
01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:31,928
Bronk, you son of a bitch!
1158
01:00:31,928 --> 01:00:32,910
Let him up!
1159
01:00:32,910 --> 01:00:36,113
(people chattering)
1160
01:00:36,113 --> 01:00:37,014
- Can you swim?
1161
01:00:37,014 --> 01:00:39,021
Can you swim, huh?
1162
01:00:39,021 --> 01:00:40,576
Really funny now, aren't you?
1163
01:00:40,576 --> 01:00:41,409
- Bronk, let him down!
1164
01:00:41,409 --> 01:00:42,781
Bronk, come on!
1165
01:00:42,781 --> 01:00:44,281
You can't do that!
1166
01:00:46,104 --> 01:00:48,743
- Find it funny, you little asshole!
1167
01:00:48,743 --> 01:00:50,421
(people chattering)
1168
01:00:50,421 --> 01:00:52,504
- Bronk, don't drown him!
1169
01:00:52,504 --> 01:00:53,819
Bronk!
1170
01:00:53,819 --> 01:00:55,091
- You think that's funny, huh?
1171
01:00:55,091 --> 01:00:56,607
- Let him up, you asshole!
1172
01:00:56,607 --> 01:00:58,039
- Get down, get down!
- Let him up!
1173
01:00:58,039 --> 01:00:59,269
- Get down there!
1174
01:00:59,269 --> 01:01:01,414
Get down, get down, get down!
1175
01:01:01,414 --> 01:01:02,747
- Bronk?
1176
01:01:02,747 --> 01:01:04,015
Where's Candy?
1177
01:01:04,015 --> 01:01:05,336
Huh, where's Candy?
1178
01:01:05,336 --> 01:01:06,640
Where's Candy?
1179
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,473
Where's Candy?
1180
01:01:07,473 --> 01:01:08,379
- Candy.
1181
01:01:08,379 --> 01:01:11,315
(upbeat rock music)
1182
01:01:11,315 --> 01:01:12,148
Candy.
1183
01:01:13,244 --> 01:01:14,077
Candy.
1184
01:01:19,419 --> 01:01:20,569
Candy!
1185
01:01:20,569 --> 01:01:23,569
(upbeat rock music)
1186
01:01:27,487 --> 01:01:30,187
You and Weis are a couple of assholes!
1187
01:01:31,765 --> 01:01:32,598
- Well?
1188
01:01:41,429 --> 01:01:43,210
- I'm sorry, Roger.
1189
01:01:43,210 --> 01:01:45,110
I'm so embarrassed by all this.
1190
01:01:45,110 --> 01:01:46,890
- Look, just don't let it get you down.
1191
01:01:46,890 --> 01:01:49,740
Personally, I think he's a
jerk for letting you get away.
1192
01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,793
- Thanks for being so nice.
1193
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,983
- Would you like to see me again?
1194
01:02:06,930 --> 01:02:07,783
- I'd like to,
1195
01:02:09,318 --> 01:02:10,268
but I'd better not.
1196
01:02:11,530 --> 01:02:14,083
- I'd like to see you very much.
1197
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:19,480
Have you ever been to a
music recording session?
1198
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:20,500
- No.
1199
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:22,000
- You doing anything Saturday?
1200
01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:25,380
- No.
1201
01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:26,783
- Would you like to go to one?
1202
01:02:33,710 --> 01:02:34,730
- All right.
1203
01:02:34,730 --> 01:02:35,730
- Good.
1204
01:02:35,730 --> 01:02:36,730
Pick you up at noon.
1205
01:02:38,376 --> 01:02:39,209
- Okay.
1206
01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:41,693
I'd better go in now.
- Okay.
1207
01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:48,462
(romantic orchestral music)
1208
01:02:55,796 --> 01:02:58,301
- Thanks for the lift!
1209
01:02:58,301 --> 01:03:01,968
(romantic orchestral music)
1210
01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:07,890
- Can you believe that
about Monica and Roger?
1211
01:03:07,890 --> 01:03:08,723
- [Female Speaker] I know.
1212
01:03:08,723 --> 01:03:10,493
- [Female Speaker] You know
what else happened that night?
1213
01:03:52,915 --> 01:03:55,943
- BJ, why are you avoiding me?
1214
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,027
What's the matter?!
1215
01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:04,600
- You have the nerve to
ask me what's the matter?
1216
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,580
What's the matter with you?
1217
01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:10,203
You're supposed to be my
best friend, remember?
1218
01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:12,763
- It's Roger.
1219
01:04:13,877 --> 01:04:15,280
That's what this is all about?
1220
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:19,083
- Oh please don't give me the
little innocent girl routine.
1221
01:04:20,030 --> 01:04:22,020
You were supposed to be
with Artie that night
1222
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:23,940
or didn't you get that straight?
1223
01:04:23,940 --> 01:04:25,710
- Well apparently Artie didn't agree.
1224
01:04:25,710 --> 01:04:28,650
- Oh, so you just latched onto Roger?
1225
01:04:28,650 --> 01:04:30,280
How very convenient.
1226
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:31,627
- [Monica] He took me home.
1227
01:04:31,627 --> 01:04:33,003
That's all.
1228
01:04:34,060 --> 01:04:35,133
- Did he ask you out?
1229
01:04:37,403 --> 01:04:38,633
- None of your business.
1230
01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:42,213
- Well, good luck, prick tease.
1231
01:04:54,470 --> 01:04:56,020
- You're bigger than I thought.
1232
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,620
- Boom Boom?
1233
01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:05,323
- You didn't recognize me, did you?
1234
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,203
- What do you want?
1235
01:05:09,148 --> 01:05:10,880
- Want to party.
1236
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,480
- [Bronk] With me?
1237
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:13,580
- You got it, big boy.
1238
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,410
- When?
1239
01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:17,293
- [Boom Boom] Tonight.
1240
01:05:19,110 --> 01:05:19,943
- You're on.
1241
01:05:21,658 --> 01:05:23,070
You want to shower first?
1242
01:05:23,070 --> 01:05:24,540
- I'm not dirty.
1243
01:05:24,540 --> 01:05:25,373
- You better be.
1244
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,120
- No shit.
- Mm-hmm.
1245
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,230
- You mean Candy asked you to the dance?
1246
01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:34,063
(laughing)
1247
01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:36,023
(vocalizing)
1248
01:05:36,023 --> 01:05:37,420
Hey, whoa, wait,
1249
01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:38,720
what about King Kong, huh?
1250
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:39,629
- Fuck him!
1251
01:05:39,629 --> 01:05:40,823
- What about Monica?
1252
01:05:40,823 --> 01:05:42,125
- What is this, 20 questions?
1253
01:05:42,125 --> 01:05:42,958
- Well, I don't know, I don't know.
1254
01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:43,791
It just seems like (mumbles)
1255
01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:45,278
over with you two, I don't know.
1256
01:05:45,278 --> 01:05:46,540
- Smart thinking, Einstein.
1257
01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:48,630
Yeah, it's me and Candy now.
1258
01:05:48,630 --> 01:05:50,610
God, I can still feel
her pressing against me.
1259
01:05:50,610 --> 01:05:52,520
- Hey, we're gonna double, right?
1260
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:53,353
- You wish.
1261
01:05:53,353 --> 01:05:54,810
I'll have my own wheels by then.
1262
01:05:54,810 --> 01:05:56,330
- Oh come on, I could chauffeur,
1263
01:05:56,330 --> 01:05:58,620
keep the old hands free. (laughing)
1264
01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,720
Want me to light that?
1265
01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:16,223
- You're late.
1266
01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:18,120
- Thought I'd better
fortify myself a little.
1267
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,130
The scene with you could
get a little hairy.
1268
01:06:20,130 --> 01:06:21,810
- Thought you're an athlete.
1269
01:06:21,810 --> 01:06:23,023
- Second favorite sport.
1270
01:06:25,686 --> 01:06:28,353
(can crumpling)
1271
01:06:38,258 --> 01:06:40,580
Your name really Boom Boom?
1272
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:41,830
- Your name really Bronk?
1273
01:06:43,851 --> 01:06:45,243
- Are you for real?
1274
01:06:45,243 --> 01:06:46,910
- What do you think?
1275
01:06:48,876 --> 01:06:53,876
(soft jazz music)
(moaning)
1276
01:07:49,305 --> 01:07:54,305
(urine streaming)
(Bronk burping)
1277
01:08:07,370 --> 01:08:08,772
- All right, get out.
1278
01:08:08,772 --> 01:08:10,230
(mumbles)
1279
01:08:10,230 --> 01:08:12,900
- I'm not letting you outta my sight.
1280
01:08:12,900 --> 01:08:13,800
- Listen, get out!
1281
01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:16,070
Out!
1282
01:08:16,070 --> 01:08:17,083
Out the door.
1283
01:08:22,870 --> 01:08:24,993
Hey, thanks for breaking my fucking seat.
1284
01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:29,149
(engine revving)
1285
01:08:32,997 --> 01:08:35,997
(somber jazz music)
1286
01:08:38,470 --> 01:08:39,846
- Charming.
1287
01:08:39,846 --> 01:08:42,206
(upbeat rock music)
1288
01:08:42,206 --> 01:08:44,699
♪ The girl wield temperature ♪
1289
01:08:44,699 --> 01:08:47,558
♪ With her hands on her hips ♪
1290
01:08:47,558 --> 01:08:50,193
♪ There's fire in her eyes ♪
1291
01:08:50,193 --> 01:08:52,923
♪ And desire on her lips ♪
1292
01:08:52,923 --> 01:08:55,622
♪ And there's emotion you hope ♪
1293
01:08:55,622 --> 01:08:58,419
♪ It's a dive you have met ♪
1294
01:08:58,419 --> 01:09:03,419
♪ The girl's so damn good at being bad ♪
1295
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,857
♪ She say you remind her ♪
1296
01:09:06,857 --> 01:09:09,688
♪ Of some guy in France ♪
1297
01:09:09,688 --> 01:09:12,183
♪ Who plays blues on the sax ♪
1298
01:09:12,183 --> 01:09:14,884
♪ And he taught her romance ♪
1299
01:09:14,884 --> 01:09:17,836
♪ And then she'll brush up against you ♪
1300
01:09:17,836 --> 01:09:20,675
♪ And you'll make you feel that ♪
1301
01:09:20,675 --> 01:09:25,675
♪ The girl's so damn good at being bad ♪
1302
01:09:26,167 --> 01:09:27,821
♪ 'Cause she's a bad ♪
1303
01:09:27,821 --> 01:09:30,266
♪ She's a bad, bad girl ♪
1304
01:09:30,266 --> 01:09:32,977
♪ But you know bad girl ♪
1305
01:09:32,977 --> 01:09:37,104
♪ She's so good at being bad ♪
1306
01:09:37,104 --> 01:09:38,745
♪ Yeah, she's a bad ♪
1307
01:09:38,745 --> 01:09:41,284
♪ She's a bad, bad girl ♪
1308
01:09:41,284 --> 01:09:43,948
♪ But you need that girl ♪
1309
01:09:43,948 --> 01:09:47,874
♪ She's a bad, bad girl ♪
1310
01:09:47,874 --> 01:09:49,262
- Would you like a glass of wine?
1311
01:09:49,262 --> 01:09:51,345
- Yeah, thank you.
- Okay.
1312
01:09:52,190 --> 01:09:53,023
Make yourself at home.
1313
01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:54,613
I'll be right back.
1314
01:09:55,851 --> 01:09:58,060
- You have a nice apartment.
1315
01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:00,120
Must be terribly expensive.
1316
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,740
- It is.
1317
01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:02,840
I find it comfortable.
1318
01:10:03,730 --> 01:10:05,430
- Keeping it together.
1319
01:10:05,430 --> 01:10:06,610
You wrote that?
1320
01:10:06,610 --> 01:10:07,620
- Mm-hmm.
1321
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:08,453
It's my first big hit.
1322
01:10:08,453 --> 01:10:10,360
It pays the rent.
1323
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:11,360
At least it used to.
1324
01:10:12,197 --> 01:10:14,740
- I'd love to hear more
of your songs sometime.
1325
01:10:14,740 --> 01:10:15,573
- It's a deal.
1326
01:10:15,573 --> 01:10:17,937
But right now, let's talk about you.
1327
01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:22,883
(glasses clinking)
1328
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,393
So, let's see.
1329
01:10:37,393 --> 01:10:39,683
You go to Whitfield High,
1330
01:10:41,330 --> 01:10:43,430
you're on the rebound from your boyfriend,
1331
01:10:45,071 --> 01:10:46,310
and you got great eyes.
1332
01:10:51,660 --> 01:10:52,513
Great lips too.
1333
01:10:54,255 --> 01:10:57,922
(romantic orchestral music)
1334
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,500
What's the matter?
1335
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:05,800
Afraid I might seduce you?
1336
01:11:06,779 --> 01:11:09,430
- You're doing a pretty
good job of it so far.
1337
01:11:09,430 --> 01:11:10,263
- So why stop?
1338
01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:30,150
I want to make love to you.
1339
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,310
Wrong thing to say, huh?
1340
01:11:37,983 --> 01:11:40,310
- It's just a little bit too soon.
1341
01:11:40,310 --> 01:11:42,460
- When you feel right,
it's never too soon.
1342
01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:46,440
Relax.
1343
01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,073
We'll both know when you're ready.
1344
01:11:54,805 --> 01:11:57,410
- There's a Sadie Hawkins dance next week.
1345
01:11:57,410 --> 01:11:58,590
Will you go with me?
1346
01:11:58,590 --> 01:12:01,780
- You mean one of those straw hats,
1347
01:12:01,780 --> 01:12:04,834
corn cob pipe, bib overalls things?
1348
01:12:04,834 --> 01:12:06,050
- Yeah.
1349
01:12:06,050 --> 01:12:06,883
- Yeah, I'll go.
1350
01:12:07,780 --> 01:12:10,121
I just make take advantage
of you, you know.
1351
01:12:10,121 --> 01:12:13,121
(upbeat rock music)
1352
01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:21,182
♪ I used to give my heart away ♪
1353
01:12:21,182 --> 01:12:24,264
♪ At the slightest touch ♪
1354
01:12:24,264 --> 01:12:27,543
♪ But being reckless in the night ♪
1355
01:12:27,543 --> 01:12:30,796
♪ Never came to much ♪
1356
01:12:30,796 --> 01:12:33,864
♪ So if it seems I'm hesitating ♪
1357
01:12:33,864 --> 01:12:37,141
♪ Just say what I need ♪
1358
01:12:37,141 --> 01:12:40,216
♪ Maybe it's because I'm waiting ♪
1359
01:12:40,216 --> 01:12:44,271
♪ For you to say to me ♪
1360
01:12:44,271 --> 01:12:45,910
♪ Give me love ♪
1361
01:12:45,910 --> 01:12:48,003
♪ Give me love ♪
1362
01:12:48,003 --> 01:12:50,465
♪ Love or nothing at all ♪
1363
01:12:50,465 --> 01:12:54,982
- Hi, Monica.
1364
01:12:54,982 --> 01:12:56,372
- Hi.
1365
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:57,565
Hi.
1366
01:12:57,565 --> 01:12:58,466
- Hi.
1367
01:12:58,466 --> 01:12:59,740
- You sure look sweet.
1368
01:13:01,350 --> 01:13:04,550
Don't you just love
wearing clothes like this?
1369
01:13:06,311 --> 01:13:08,228
- You look pretty good.
1370
01:13:09,751 --> 01:13:11,304
- How you doing?
- Okay.
1371
01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:13,137
- Oh, you're with him.
1372
01:13:14,766 --> 01:13:15,620
You know, Monica,
1373
01:13:15,620 --> 01:13:16,453
for a minute there,
1374
01:13:16,453 --> 01:13:18,860
I thought you'd come all by yourself.
1375
01:13:18,860 --> 01:13:20,953
- Roger, this is Candy.
1376
01:13:20,953 --> 01:13:21,786
- Hi.
- Hi.
1377
01:13:22,630 --> 01:13:24,460
You were at BJ's party, right?
1378
01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:25,790
- That's right.
1379
01:13:25,790 --> 01:13:26,840
- I'm Artie Mulligan.
1380
01:13:27,780 --> 01:13:28,613
- Yeah, I know.
1381
01:13:31,103 --> 01:13:33,300
I haven't been to a Sadie Hawkins dance
1382
01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:34,680
since I was in high school.
1383
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,330
- Must have been a long time ago.
1384
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,647
- Yeah, a few years.
1385
01:13:40,146 --> 01:13:41,993
Hey, you want to dance?
1386
01:13:41,993 --> 01:13:42,826
- Okay.
1387
01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,924
♪ Give me love ♪
1388
01:13:45,924 --> 01:13:47,905
♪ Give me love ♪
1389
01:13:47,905 --> 01:13:50,803
♪ Love or nothing at all ♪
1390
01:13:50,803 --> 01:13:54,213
♪ It's gonna take more
pressing against me ♪
1391
01:13:54,213 --> 01:13:56,116
♪ If you want to convince me ♪
1392
01:13:56,116 --> 01:13:59,768
♪ You got what I want ♪
1393
01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:02,972
♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪
1394
01:14:02,972 --> 01:14:06,366
♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪
1395
01:14:06,366 --> 01:14:09,754
♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪
1396
01:14:09,754 --> 01:14:13,774
♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪
1397
01:14:13,774 --> 01:14:17,024
(upbeat country music)
1398
01:14:25,109 --> 01:14:30,109
(audience clapping)
(upbeat country music)
1399
01:14:50,521 --> 01:14:52,521
- Got for it, go for it!
1400
01:14:52,521 --> 01:14:57,521
(audience clapping)
(upbeat country music)
1401
01:15:04,003 --> 01:15:04,836
Yeehaw!
1402
01:15:05,844 --> 01:15:10,844
(audience cheering)
(upbeat country music)
1403
01:15:28,781 --> 01:15:32,588
♪ I thought I had it all thought out ♪
1404
01:15:32,588 --> 01:15:37,087
♪ That getting you would be so easy ♪
1405
01:15:37,087 --> 01:15:40,981
♪ Other ones would work their charm ♪
1406
01:15:40,981 --> 01:15:45,497
♪ And wouldn't let your memory tease me ♪
1407
01:15:45,497 --> 01:15:49,743
♪ But knowing you, I should have known ♪
1408
01:15:49,743 --> 01:15:54,064
♪ I just can't leave your love alone ♪
1409
01:15:54,064 --> 01:15:56,408
♪ Making time's just making due ♪
1410
01:15:56,408 --> 01:15:57,392
- [Male Speaker] Ride 'em, Candy!
1411
01:15:57,392 --> 01:15:58,253
Ride 'em, girl!
1412
01:15:58,253 --> 01:16:02,673
♪ I'm still in love with loving you ♪
1413
01:16:02,673 --> 01:16:05,923
(upbeat country music)
1414
01:16:07,553 --> 01:16:10,717
(Bronk burping)
(can clattering)
1415
01:16:10,717 --> 01:16:13,877
♪ She can wet her lips
and shake her hips ♪
1416
01:16:13,877 --> 01:16:15,195
Kick it up, Candy, kick it up.
1417
01:16:15,195 --> 01:16:19,337
♪ And stir up everyone's desire ♪
1418
01:16:19,337 --> 01:16:23,618
♪ But thoughts of you
keep slipping through ♪
1419
01:16:23,618 --> 01:16:28,120
♪ And setting my old heart on fire ♪
1420
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:32,145
♪ And knowing you, I should have known ♪
1421
01:16:32,145 --> 01:16:36,668
♪ I just can't leave your love alone ♪
1422
01:16:36,668 --> 01:16:40,693
♪ Making's time just making due ♪
1423
01:16:40,693 --> 01:16:45,026
♪ I'm still in love with loving you ♪
1424
01:16:47,821 --> 01:16:52,821
(audience clapping)
(upbeat country music)
1425
01:16:53,610 --> 01:16:57,740
♪ I thought I had it all thought out ♪
1426
01:16:57,740 --> 01:17:02,090
♪ That smile of yours
would never faze me ♪
1427
01:17:02,090 --> 01:17:06,264
♪ But here we are and here I go ♪
1428
01:17:06,264 --> 01:17:10,594
♪ One look of you can drive me crazy ♪
1429
01:17:10,594 --> 01:17:14,814
♪ And knowing you, I should have known ♪
1430
01:17:14,814 --> 01:17:19,278
♪ I just can't leave your love alone ♪
1431
01:17:19,278 --> 01:17:23,213
♪ Making time's just making due ♪
1432
01:17:23,213 --> 01:17:27,558
♪ I'm still in love with loving you ♪
1433
01:17:27,558 --> 01:17:30,475
♪ Loving you, yeah ♪
1434
01:17:31,890 --> 01:17:32,723
- All right, Mulligan.
1435
01:17:32,723 --> 01:17:33,556
Let's go.
1436
01:17:33,556 --> 01:17:34,389
- You're drunk.
1437
01:17:34,389 --> 01:17:35,222
Get outta here.
1438
01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:37,083
- Pussy.
1439
01:17:37,083 --> 01:17:38,340
Are you coming with me
1440
01:17:38,340 --> 01:17:41,480
or am I gonna have to
kick your ass right here?
1441
01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:43,070
- Okay, let's go, Elmo.
1442
01:17:43,070 --> 01:17:45,120
I'm getting sick of your bullshit anyway.
1443
01:17:46,891 --> 01:17:49,630
(whistling)
1444
01:17:49,630 --> 01:17:51,097
(upbeat country music)
1445
01:17:51,097 --> 01:17:54,664
- [Male Speaker] You got
it, baby, you got it!
1446
01:17:54,664 --> 01:17:59,664
(whistling)
(upbeat country music)
1447
01:18:06,030 --> 01:18:07,120
- I'm gonna enjoy this.
1448
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:08,820
- Just take your best shot, Elmer.
1449
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,680
- I'm gonna murder you for that.
1450
01:18:17,940 --> 01:18:18,773
- Hey, Bronk.
1451
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:20,723
Remember me?
1452
01:18:27,630 --> 01:18:28,780
- Yeah, I remember you.
1453
01:18:30,877 --> 01:18:34,377
(deliberative jazz music)
1454
01:18:38,855 --> 01:18:41,022
What the hell do you want?
1455
01:18:43,155 --> 01:18:45,080
- I'm really gonna enjoy this.
1456
01:18:56,254 --> 01:18:59,140
(Bronk groaning)
1457
01:18:59,140 --> 01:19:00,797
- [Female Speaker] Get the rope on him.
1458
01:19:03,404 --> 01:19:06,321
(muffled speaking)
1459
01:19:11,632 --> 01:19:13,151
Get him in.
1460
01:19:13,151 --> 01:19:16,068
(muffled speaking)
1461
01:19:18,023 --> 01:19:20,773
(soft pop music)
1462
01:19:27,516 --> 01:19:29,157
- Hey, where'd you go?
1463
01:19:29,157 --> 01:19:30,739
You missed my dance.
1464
01:19:30,739 --> 01:19:32,160
- Oh, what a shame.
1465
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,430
- Oh, well, that's okay.
1466
01:19:33,430 --> 01:19:37,553
I'll just have to do it again
for you when we're all alone.
1467
01:19:37,553 --> 01:19:41,053
- Candy, find someone else to be sexy for.
1468
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,183
You're dancing with my girl.
1469
01:20:06,580 --> 01:20:08,030
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
1470
01:20:24,060 --> 01:20:25,550
- Hey, what is this?
1471
01:20:30,470 --> 01:20:31,303
- Oh well.
1472
01:20:31,303 --> 01:20:32,650
You know, I've been
telling Artie for a year
1473
01:20:32,650 --> 01:20:33,760
that they were meant for each other,
1474
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:35,030
but no, he wouldn't listen to me.
1475
01:20:35,030 --> 01:20:37,100
I said, Artie, you gotta
have patience with this girl,
1476
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:38,370
but all he thinks about is sex.
1477
01:20:38,370 --> 01:20:39,203
You know, if a girl
doesn't put out with Artie
1478
01:20:39,203 --> 01:20:40,960
on the first day right away,
1479
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,580
you know, he's not interested in it.
1480
01:20:42,580 --> 01:20:44,070
But there they go, sure enough.
1481
01:20:44,070 --> 01:20:45,220
I knew it.
1482
01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:46,130
I knew it all along.
1483
01:20:46,130 --> 01:20:47,207
Maybe now, he'll listen to me more.
1484
01:20:47,207 --> 01:20:48,707
What do you think?
1485
01:20:50,077 --> 01:20:51,819
- Peckerhead.
1486
01:20:51,819 --> 01:20:54,569
(soft pop music)
1487
01:21:05,168 --> 01:21:07,179
- Boy, what a night, huh?
1488
01:21:07,179 --> 01:21:10,250
- It's probably the best night of my life.
1489
01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:13,223
- Monica, I want to
apologize for everything.
1490
01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:17,809
I want you to know that.
1491
01:21:17,809 --> 01:21:20,587
And Candy was just...
1492
01:21:20,587 --> 01:21:21,587
Candy was...
1493
01:21:23,944 --> 01:21:25,588
What are you doing?
1494
01:21:25,588 --> 01:21:27,550
- Artie Mulligan, you big dope.
1495
01:21:27,550 --> 01:21:29,823
Will you just shut up and kiss me?
1496
01:21:37,470 --> 01:21:39,640
- That was a good idea.
1497
01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,415
- I've got a better idea.
1498
01:21:41,415 --> 01:21:44,158
- Yeah?
1499
01:21:44,158 --> 01:21:45,545
- Let's go all the way.
1500
01:21:45,545 --> 01:21:50,545
♪ And there's no time like now ♪
1501
01:21:51,806 --> 01:21:53,625
♪ Night's so warm ♪
1502
01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:55,912
♪ It fits like a glove ♪
1503
01:21:55,912 --> 01:21:59,829
♪ And there's no time like now ♪
1504
01:22:02,196 --> 01:22:05,029
(engine rumbling)
1505
01:22:11,894 --> 01:22:14,894
(upbeat jazz music)
1506
01:22:21,053 --> 01:22:24,856
♪ Those heartaches we've known ♪
1507
01:22:24,856 --> 01:22:29,304
♪ Are a thing of the past now ♪
1508
01:22:29,304 --> 01:22:33,186
♪ We're moving ahead ♪
1509
01:22:33,186 --> 01:22:37,329
♪ And we're moving fast now ♪
1510
01:22:37,329 --> 01:22:39,015
♪ The night is shining ♪
1511
01:22:39,015 --> 01:22:41,068
♪ The clouds are scattered ♪
1512
01:22:41,068 --> 01:22:44,014
♪ And you and me, baby ♪
1513
01:22:44,014 --> 01:22:47,158
♪ We're all that matters ♪
1514
01:22:47,158 --> 01:22:51,420
♪ We're going all the way, all the way ♪
1515
01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:55,301
♪ We've got love to show us how ♪
1516
01:22:55,301 --> 01:22:59,811
♪ We're going all the way, all the way ♪
1517
01:22:59,811 --> 01:23:03,986
♪ There is nothing that can stop us now ♪
1518
01:23:03,986 --> 01:23:07,750
♪ No more hearing a new horizon ♪
1519
01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:12,750
♪ Nothing can keep our star from rising ♪
1520
01:23:14,082 --> 01:23:17,582
♪ We're going all the way ♪
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