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Boys, boys.
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You notice anything
different about me?
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Uh, no, but I noticed
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something different
about your mom
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when I left her house
this morning.
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Oh!Boom! You just got Ari'd.
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Nice, Ari.
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No. New suit.
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David set me up
with his tailor.
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My guy's a magician.
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He'd have to be
to make Trevor look hot.
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You just said Trevor looked hot.You love Trevor.
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Damn it.
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Pinkus, hand me
my briefcase.
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And open it for me.
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I'm sorry, what-- am I
the summer associate?
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He's not.
Right, right.
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Pinkus. So dumb.
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Ugh. Chekhov Chill?
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Oh!You just got chilled.
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You guys.
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Chug, chug, chug, chug,
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chug, chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug,
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chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug,
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chug, chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug...
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All right, all right,
I have an announcement.
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That's actually a
celebratory cocktail,
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'cause starting this Monday,
you are no longer lowly scum.
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You are a full
member of the team.
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No. No way.
I'm getting promoted?
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Mazel, Pinkus, and we're
taking you out tonight.
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Yes!Yeah, my folks
are in Europe,
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so we're hitting
the country estate.
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Pinkus, Pinkus,
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Pinkus, Pinkus, Pinkus, Pinkus,
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Pinkus, Pinkus...
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This is gonna be
the best night ever!
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Yeah!
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No, that's great.
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Uh-huh. We'll be here.
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That was the jeweler.
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He thinks he might have
found someone, babe.
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No way. That's amazing.What's going on?
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Oh, remember the vintage watch
we took off the corpse
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of Hetty's dead
robber baron husband?
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How exciting do you think
our afterlives are
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that we wouldn't remember that?
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Well, we may
finally have a buyer.
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How much does he think
we can get?
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Enough to knock out
our entire debt, babe.
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And the guy's coming
up from the city
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this afternoon to look at it.
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Ooh, man, we really need
this sale to go through.
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What is that smell?
Oh, yeah, desperation.
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Listen to me, the most important
bargaining chip you have
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is the ability to walk away.
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I would argue a lead pipe beats
that, but I get your point.
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The ghosts are saying we
shouldn't act too desperate.
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Oh, guys, come on.
Have some faith.
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I'm a master negotiator.
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Do you remember the deal
I got us on the Mini?
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I don't know that that was
the victory you think it...
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Babe, has our
undercarriage rusted? Has it?
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No, I think not.
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And they threw that in for free.
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Man,
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picking something to watch
is much more difficult
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than it was in the '80s.
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Too many choices.
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Pete, just make up your mind.
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Maybe go back through
the romantic comedies,
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comb through those again?No!
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Thor not watch
romantic comedies.
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Thor hate love.
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You okay, there, big guy?
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Thor had a pretty emotional
therapy session the other day.
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A lot come up. Thor discuss
feelings about Flower.
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Oh. And what did
the therapist say?
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She thinks I should tell Flower
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how I truly feel.
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And I agree with her.
This is the new you, buddy.
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You talk about things.
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Thor scared.
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Can it ever really work out
between a hippie and a Viking?
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Oh, now, that's a romantic
comedy I would watch.
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Can you type in
"hippie and Viking,"
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see if anything comes up?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Welcome. Hi. I'm Sam,
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and this is Jay.
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Hey, what's up, man? I'm Ari.
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Hey, what's going on?
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All right, well, we're really
excited to have you here.
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Not too excited. Just the
appropriate amount of excited.
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This is gonna be a disaster.
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Hey, you know what is nuts?
I've actually been here before.
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Oh, yeah.
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He does seem familiar.
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Holy crap. Is that Ari Cantor?
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Oh!Boom! You just got Ari'd.
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Wait, you know him?
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Yeah, he's, like, my boy.
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Know who?I-I was just
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asking Jay if he knew you.
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I mean, we just met.
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Right, so now you know him.
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Yep.
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Anyway, yeah, I knew this guy
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whose parents owned this place,
David Woodstone.
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My great-great-great-grandson,
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who was actually
kind of a louse.
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Uh, David was my uncle.
I didn't really know him,
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but his mom was
my great-aunt Sophie,
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who I inherited
this place from.
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He was obsessed
with strippers.
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I heard he was
a good guy, though.
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Man, this place
is really bringing back
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some memories for me.
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Wow, well,
I could show you around,
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or do you want to see
the watch first?
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Nah, not yet.
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Cool, uh, yeah. Let's chitchat.
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That's how not big of a deal
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this whole watch transaction
is to me.
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Uh, right this way.
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I can't believe this.
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Trevor, you know this guy?
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Ari and I worked together.
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He was in my crew.
We were, like, best friends.
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No way. That's crazy.
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You want to know something
really crazy?
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He was here the night
that I died.
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Okay, how did you die, and why
aren't you wearing any pants?
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You've never asked him
about this?
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I was always curious,
but I didn't know the etiquette
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around ghost deaths.
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Tell her the story, Trev.
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All right.
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I thought you'd never ask.
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It was the year 2000.
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Y2K was behind us,
mad cow was Europe's problem,
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and the future was bright.
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Oh, yeah.All right!
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Ari, can you hand me
that pillow, please?
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Why? Is there a Chekhov Chill
behind it?
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Oh...
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'Cause if there is,
you know the rules.
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The attempted chiller
is himself chilled.
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Damn it!
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No one chills the A-dog.
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Drink up, Lefkowitz.
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Oh, your day will come.
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Keep dreaming.
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Here we go.
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Chug, chug, chug,
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chug, chug, chug,
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chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug,
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chug, chug, chug,
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chug, chug...
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T-Money. Come on.That was awesome.
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You better get
your buzz on, too, Pinkus.
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Help you stay warm
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during the Run of Fun.The Run of Fun?
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It's just so humiliating.
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Uh, what's the Run of Fun?
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How about,
instead of any hazing,
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we just party and celebrate
Pinkus's promotion?
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Dude, hazing
is to prove loyalty.
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We all went through it.
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To question it
is to break the bro code.
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Are you breaking
the bro code, bro?
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Psych.
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Got you.
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You're running, Pinkus.DAVID: All right, ladies.
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Time to take
this night up a notch.
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How I love Woodstone's
secret drug drawer.
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It's so baller.
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Name of the game
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is pill roulette.
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Take one, find out
what happens.
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I'm first.
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I wish there was a green one
for T-Money.
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But yellow and blue make green.
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What?!
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Damn!
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Two pills!
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And I was a total legend.
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For two hours
until your heart exploded.
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Tell her how you
lost your pants.
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This is classic Trev.
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Well, post-drug cocktail,
pre-death,
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I had sex
with the hot limo driver.
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All right,
so you died having sex?
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No, I died about
15 minutes later.
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Then why were your pants not on?
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Because we were
gonna do it again.
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Does a boxer put
his robe back on
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between rounds one and two?
Come on, Sam.
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So,
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you probably won't
remember this, but, uh,
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several months ago,
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during Viking funeral,
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I was supposed to be sucked off.
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Right.
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And you said,
"No, Thor, don't go.
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I love you."
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And then I wasn't
sucked off,
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and then you said, "Never mind."
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Okay, yeah, yeah, this is
ringing a bell. Yeah, sure.
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So...
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I was wondering if, maybe,
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there was truth
to the thing you said
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before you said, "Never mind."
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Yes, there was.
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Really?
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Yeah, but-but that was
when I thought
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I couldn't have you.
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So you only want Thor
if Thor not here?
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I have intimacy issues, man.
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But you had boyfriend Ira.
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I remember.
He run away like Dane
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when attacked by bear.
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Well, Ira and I only worked
because it was never just us.
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We always had a third.
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First, there was Phyllis,
the blanket hog.
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Then Dorothy,
another blanket hog.
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Blanket politics
are really big in throuples.
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The point is,
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we always had a buffer
to keep things
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from getting too intense.
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Sorry.
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Well, maybe we get buffer.
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Huh.
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But who would be the third?
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19th-century
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Jacques Bijoux.
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A rare find.Mm-hmm.
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But not in great condition,
is it?
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What? Let me see that?
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Sam.
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I want to hear
about the old days.
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Bring up my name.
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...some nicks
on the bezel.Fine. So, uh,
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you mentioned that
you used to hang out here
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with my Uncle David.
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Was there a guy named
Trevor Lefkowitz in your crew?
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Um, it's hard to say.
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I knew a lot of Trevors.
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What? We were bros.
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Right, i-it's just that,
you know,
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Uncle David did bring
his name up quite a bit.
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Oh, because I thought
that you said
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that you didn't really know
your uncle.
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Surely, he must remember
the night that you died.
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Yes. Smart.
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Okay, we were here to
celebrate Pinkus's promotion.
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Bring that up.A-And where exactly
is the bezel?
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You know, I think
that it might have been
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00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,123
this one time you guys
260
00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,690
were all up here
for Pinkus's promotion,
261
00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,562
is what I remember my
Uncle David telling me,
262
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:25,913
as a child, during
one of our few chats.
263
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,479
Hey, babe, I think this is
264
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:30,395
hardly relevant
to the negotiations at hand.
265
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,615
Right? How is this relevant?
266
00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:33,877
I don't know...
267
00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,966
I'm gonna go make
a quick phone call.
268
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,186
What are you doing?
You're blowing it.
269
00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,449
I'm sorry, but Trevor
says he knows the guy.
270
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,929
None of this makes any sense.
271
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:44,801
How does someone
not remember their best bro?
272
00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,804
Oh, well, Hamilton pretended
to not know me at a party once.
273
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,632
And then "got my name wrong"
274
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,895
several times over
the years after that.
275
00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:55,638
Classic
archrival shenanigans.
276
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,251
What is this for?
277
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,513
We just wanted
to ask you
278
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:02,906
some questions
about yourself.
279
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,386
Oh, well,
280
00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:05,822
you know I do love
talking about myself.
281
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,476
Ask away.
282
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:10,435
I would not describe myself
as a "people person," no.
283
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,176
I mean, no,
I wouldn't say my body
284
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,483
is particularly hairy. Why?
285
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,441
Is this a sex thing?
286
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,531
Am I willing to go
with the flow?
287
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:20,707
No.
288
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,623
Yeah, this is a sex thing.
I'm out.
289
00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,017
My strong suits?
Well, I'm can-do.
290
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:30,194
Selfless. I tend to put
other people's desires and needs
291
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,718
before my own.
292
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,633
Oh, and I have excellent
hand-eye coordination.
293
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,504
He's perfect.
294
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,245
Great. Perfect for what?
295
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:43,251
Look, I came up here to buy
a watch, and ten minutes in,
296
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,427
she's grilling me
about a dead man.
297
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,864
Did one of you guys snitch?
I guess I'm just
298
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,300
kind of worried that maybe,
I don't know,
299
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,693
I'm being blackmailed?
300
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,564
Blackmailed?This is getting interesting.
301
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:55,916
No, I'm not on drugs,
but I wish that I was,
302
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,919
'cause I'm freaking out
right now.
303
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:02,226
Oh, right.
The secret drug drawer.
304
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:05,839
I don't know. How long do you
think cocaine stays good for?
305
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,711
Who would ever keep it around
long enough to find out?
306
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,626
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
307
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,759
What do you mean, "snitched"?
What's he talking about?
308
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,717
He has obviously done
something nefarious.
309
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,676
Dude is shaken.
310
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,243
Are you telling us everything?
What really happened that night?
311
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,637
I told you, I took some bad
pills, had totally awesome sex
312
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,986
and then died.
313
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,727
But I don't know
what he means by snitching.
314
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,208
Because there's something
you don't know about that night.
315
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,166
None of you do.
316
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,866
Ari betrayed you, Trevor.
317
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,302
What did he do?
318
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:38,349
He's the one
who broke the bro code.
319
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,744
Oh, come on.
That was gasp-worthy.
320
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,485
There's something
wrong with you people.
321
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,840
What do you mean,
Ari betrayed me?
322
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,407
Okay, look,
something happened,
323
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,930
and I never told you
because I know how much
324
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,584
you loved your bros.
325
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:58,500
You had just died
and were understandably
326
00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,762
a little confused.
327
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,764
What the hell is going on?
328
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:02,896
Who are all
you guys?
329
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,636
We are ghosts.
330
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,508
While most spirits
pass on,
331
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,902
we are the unfortunate few
cursed to spend...
332
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,382
He's dead!Okay, well, I'm talking here.
333
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,428
What the hell? This is nuts!
334
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,951
You know,
it's a little loud in here.
335
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,300
Maybe we do the welcoming
ceremony in another room.
336
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,824
Why do you have an arrow
in your neck?
337
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,043
Oh, because I'm dead.
But I'm jumping ahead.
338
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,305
We'll get to all that.
339
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,872
Where are your pants, man?
340
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,962
Yeah, probably should have
kept those on. Big mistake.
341
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,965
While everyone else left
to tend to you, I stuck around.
342
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,185
You were in good hands,
and I was having too much fun
343
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,187
watching these jerks freak out.I am not freaking out!
344
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,015
Oh, God, what are we gonna do?
345
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,451
Maybe we call 911?
346
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,931
No, I am, like,
70% cocaine right now.
347
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,062
We are not calling the cops.
348
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,455
I can't handle going to jail.
349
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,457
I can't handle
going to the Sheraton!
350
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,328
There's only one way
out of this.
351
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,765
We call our dads.
352
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:50,073
They didn't even try
to help you?
353
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,032
It gets so much worse.
354
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,729
Okay, my dad said
we should lawyer up.
355
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,426
We're probably gonna be fine."Probably"?
356
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,732
My dad says hide the body.
357
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,516
What are you talking about?
358
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,083
We weigh it down,
drop the body in the lake
359
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,259
and never speak of this again.
360
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,000
Agreed?
361
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,610
And that's exactly
what they did.
362
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,961
I'm so sorry, Trevor.
363
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:11,312
Okay, it's not good, obviously,
but they were scared.
364
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,227
Trevor, stop defending them.
365
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,142
They were kids.
Some of them were barely 30.
366
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,230
Well, they would've
been grandparents
367
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,709
in my day, but go on.
368
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,407
I'm just saying,
I would've done the same thing.
369
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,713
No, you wouldn't have, and
you know you wouldn't have,
370
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,367
'cause you were
different from them.
371
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,717
How do you know?Because I know the story
372
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:29,112
of how you really
lost your pants.
373
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,552
Oh, come on.
374
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,340
Congratulations, Pete.
375
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,732
Yes, Thor also
376
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,560
very comfortable
with new development.
377
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,562
Not rethinking it at all.
378
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:48,392
Look, truth be told, uh,
now that I'm fully up to speed
379
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,220
on what you guys say I have won,
380
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,788
I'm not really sure
I want the position.
381
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,790
Oh, well, we can do
any position you want.
382
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,357
Not what I'm saying.
Uh, I'm talking about
383
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,359
the general position
of being the third.
384
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,666
Maybe I could watch.
Nope. Hate that.
385
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,885
Uh, thank you, though,
386
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:03,930
and good luck.
387
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,279
I'll be cheering you guys on.
388
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,628
From afar.
Not from the same roo--
389
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,369
You understand.
390
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,197
Is it possible
that I could leave?
391
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,547
Thank you.Uh...
392
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,419
I already told you how I lost
the pants, remember?
393
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,769
Refractory period in between
rounds with the hot limo driver.
394
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,771
Yeah, first of all,
you never had sex
395
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,512
with the limo driver.
396
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,905
Here's what really happened.
397
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,646
Can you stop doing that?
398
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,692
So, uh, I don't really
understand.
399
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,129
Um, the Run of Fun
is that I have to somehow
400
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,609
make it back to the city
on foot with no money,
401
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:32,915
wearing nothing but a T-shirt?
402
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,047
Sounds like
you understand perfectly.
403
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,050
These guys are mean.
404
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,921
He's for sure
gonna get hypothermia.
405
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,750
But before Pinkus left...
406
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:42,925
Have fun.
407
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,971
...you tracked him down.
408
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,929
Pinkus.
409
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,324
You don't have to do this
if you don't want to.
410
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,456
But I really want the promotion.
411
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,155
All right.
412
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,113
Don't tell anybody about this.
413
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,072
You take my money clip,
you get a cab.
414
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,247
I want that back Monday, though.
415
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,423
Serious? Thank you, Trevor.
416
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,294
Oh, wait.
417
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,862
A cab's not gonna let you in
without any pants on.
418
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,691
I learned that the hard way
during my Run of Fun.
419
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,214
Okay.
420
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,955
Get out of here.
421
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,784
Y-You're just gonna go back
in there with no pants?
422
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,047
I'll make up
something brilliant.
423
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,962
Wait. Take my boxers.
424
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,662
I don't want your boys
rubbing up against my new suit.
425
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,882
Fair enough.
426
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,449
Be free.Thank you
427
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,494
so much.
428
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,241
Guess who just had sex
with the hot limo driver!
429
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,462
Trevor, you're a good guy.
430
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,203
I had no idea.
431
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,900
Okay, a little
less shocked would be nice.
432
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,684
I don't understand,
Sass.
433
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,599
Why did you never call me out
about the limo driver thing?
434
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,819
Because I knew why you lied.
435
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,648
Helping Pinkus meant breaking
the bro code that you lived by,
436
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,345
and I knew that was
important to you.
437
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,868
I can't believe this.
438
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,958
I can't believe
those guys would do that.
439
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,785
Well, shoot, let's
take them down.
440
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,005
Tell the press. Ooh, Sam can
help us ruin their lives.
441
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,007
That's not gonna
make me feel better.
442
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:08,097
That job, those guys,
that was my world.
443
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,925
Maybe I never had
any bros at all.
444
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,974
Maybe my whole life was a lie.
445
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,153
And are you sure Trevor
didn't, like, put hot sauce
446
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,111
in the man's pants to
burn the guy's wiener?
447
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,249
I wish there was something
we could do
448
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,685
to make Trevor feel better.
449
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,078
Well, he said
he didn't want revenge,
450
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,036
so we just have to honor that.
451
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,647
No, he said he didn't
want to ruin their lives.
452
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:39,259
But I have another idea
to get revenge.
453
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:43,741
And it is super douchey,
so he's gonna love it.
454
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,700
I don't know
if you're distracted
455
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,876
or if you're Art of War-ingme
with your negotiation tactics,
456
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,096
but I'll tell you what,
you're good.
457
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,533
Bro, I'm not even thinking
about the watch right now.
458
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,230
Okay, 80% off, final offer.
459
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,232
Hey, how's it going in here?
460
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,799
I got him right
where I want him.
461
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,366
Ari, uh, could I talk
to Jay for a second?
462
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,584
You can wait in the living room.
463
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,021
Oh, yeah, of course.
464
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,152
You can talk to Jay
all you want.
465
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,588
Wh-What do you guys want
466
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,068
to talk about, exactly?
Is it about me?
467
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,722
'Cause if it's about me,
I feel like I should know.
468
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,332
Where were you just now?
469
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,987
Just took a walk,
down by the lake.
470
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,598
Oh, that's lovely.
471
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,339
I-I didn't even know
that you had a lake here.
472
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,559
I'll be in the living room.
473
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,996
What is going on?
474
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,955
Ghost stuff. We just have to
wait in here for a few minutes.
475
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,133
Good news, I have a surprise.
476
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,395
Oh, really?
477
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,266
Uh, what is it?
478
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,400
Well, I was getting the sense
that you were a little nervous
479
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,445
about the whole
"finding a third" thing.
480
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,273
Maybe a little.But, of course,
481
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:41,103
I still have my hang-ups about
the whole one-on-one thing,
482
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,496
so I found a compromise.
483
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,628
It's Crash's body.
484
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,283
Oh, yes, it, uh... That...
485
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,764
Surprise.
486
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,592
Well, I figured this is, like,
a happy medium.
487
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,681
The two-and-a-half solution,
if you will.
488
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,425
Okay, I cannot do this.
489
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,079
No, no, no,
he's cool with it. Watch.
490
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,211
Yeah, you're cool
with that, right? Yeah.
491
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,647
He's cool with it.
492
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,171
Yeah-- Wait, no,
wh-where you going?
493
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,390
It's not that. Look,
494
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:10,698
if you not okay with just Thor,
I understand,
495
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:15,050
but if it is more time you need
to feel comfortable,
496
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,008
I can wait.
497
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,619
Really?
498
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,577
I've been here a thousand years.
499
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,840
Only met you 50 years ago.
500
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,060
Blink of an eye.
501
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,237
So we can wait
till moment is right.
502
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,979
But it might be a long time.
503
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:35,897
Thor think that maybe
Flower worth the wait.
504
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,204
Aw.
505
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,208
Okay, we should get out of here.
I think I got it revved up.
506
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,210
Flattered, but, uh,
no, thank you.
507
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,951
Nice to see you.
508
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,044
Uh, why are you
bringing me in here? I...
509
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,350
No.
510
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,873
I don't want to look
at this guy.
511
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,354
Trevor, you thought
you did not have bros,
512
00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,790
but you are mistaken.
513
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,489
You have bros. And we are they.
514
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,360
Enjoy.
515
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,319
What did you guys do?
516
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,668
Oh, just watch.
517
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,278
Y'all think he's gonna do it?Trust me.
518
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,628
- This'll work.
- There you go.
519
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:12,934
Go to the drug drawer.
520
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,241
There you go.
521
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,590
Right there...HETTY: Right there.
522
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,852
Oh, you're so close.
Do it.
523
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,636
Do it, do it, do it...
524
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,035
"I know what you did.
525
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,645
T-Money"?
526
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,996
Oh, my God, you guys.
527
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,738
I believe some sort
of celebratory declaration
528
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,087
is in order?
529
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:44,792
Ari Cantor, I've waited
20 years to say this to you.
530
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,490
You just got chilled. Boom!
531
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,970
Come on!
532
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,450
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
533
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,017
Is, uh, everything okay?
534
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,585
Um, look...
535
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,979
I don't know what kind
of sick game this is,
536
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,633
but how about this?
537
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,766
I'll pay you double what
you're asking for the watch,
538
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:06,248
and we agree to never speak
of this again.
539
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,598
Deal. No take-backs.
540
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,948
See? Told you your hubs
could handle it.
541
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,776
Good job, babe. Say, Ari,
542
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,430
is that a Chekhov Chill?
543
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,258
When you find one of those,
aren't you supposed
544
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,173
to do something with it?
545
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,522
Ooh...
546
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,697
Seriously?
547
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:23,744
I don't make the rules... bro.
548
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,748
Get down. Down.
549
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,839
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,
550
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,189
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug,
551
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,583
chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug,
552
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,237
chug, chug, chug, chug, chug...
553
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,066
Yeah! That was the best!
554
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,504
That was the most amazing thing.
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