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- This girl can sing, right?
- She's amazing.
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CJ loves Pippa G. He
says she's gonna be big.
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I am so proud of you.
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Max Kingbird writing a song
for an Insta-Toky singer
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who I'm obsessed with.
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Ever since I told you who
she was five minutes ago.
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You never let me seem cool.
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Sorry, I'll look into that.
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What'd I tell you? If you keep
doing open mics here, it'll pay off.
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A lot of talent's been
discovered on that stage.
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Actually, I met her mom at the gym
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and I slipped a demo in her bag.
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I'm-a still take credit. You
tell Pippa I discovered you.
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You're the Justin Bieber to my Usher.
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Okay, this is not a done
deal. We're just meeting
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to see if we connect.
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And it's not going to help
if you all are hovering.
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But we're your posse.
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Like Taylor Swift has her "Swifties,"
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and we're your "Kingbirdies."
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Would it help if when she gets
here we fangirl out over you?
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Like, I do a very convincing swoon.
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Uh, excuse me, I don't
fangirl out over anyone,
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but I guess I can try to
make you seem interesting.
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More interesting.
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Say he slept with someone famous.
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But keep it believable.
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Remember, he's a nine, not a ten.
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Hey, I'm a Midwestern 12.
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Okay? And I would prefer
it if the "Kingbirdies"
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were not here when Pippa arriv...
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- Oh, it's too late.
- Oh.
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Hey, everyone! Which one of you is Max?
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That's me. Ah, it's nice to meet y...
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- Here, put this by your face and smile.
- Oh.
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Oh, don't worry about your face,
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I can fix it.
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Oh. Well, I wasn't worried
before, but now, I kind of am.
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Um, hi, Pippa. I'm Kat.
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So, is this a new thing,
taking pictures with beverages?
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Like, is it the new planking?
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Is it called "dranking"?
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I like you. You've got funny mom energy.
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Thanks.
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Energy drink. Never heard of "Ack."
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Oh, no, no, no. It's "Ack!"
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You need energy just to pronounce it.
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- Uh-huh.
- Well, I'm really excited
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to be working with you.
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Yeah, Max is amazing.
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We collaborated back in college.
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We were doing mash-ups before Glee.
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I know.
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Cool.
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Oh, uh, wouldn't drink that.
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Hasn't been tested on humans yet.
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"Ack."
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We got some bad news.
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Renaldo quit the bowling team.
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He broke up with his husband
and he's moving to Mykonos.
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That's weird. I joined
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after Sebastian broke
up with his husband
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and moved to Mykonos.
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That's a crazy coincidence.
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Oh.
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Oh, here's an idea. How about
Kat joins the "Gutter Queens"?
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Oh, I-I don't think
you guys would want me.
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Katharine is terrible at bowling.
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Damn, Sheila. Way to just say it.
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No, she's right. Go on.
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Tell them what happened
the first time I tried.
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She got her head stuck
in the ball return.
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We had to call the fire department.
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That was really exciting.
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And in all the confusion,
I got to keep the shoes.
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There's a warning label on all
ball returns now because of her.
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You must be so proud.
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Oh, honey, none of the Gutter
Queens are good bowlers.
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Except me, I'm kind of the ringer.
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You can call me "King of the Queens."
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He is right. We were in last place
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until he took us all the
way up to almost last place.
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The point is, we just play for fun,
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and who's more fun than my girl?
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- So, are you in?
- As long as it's just for fun.
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And the good news is:
my head's too big now
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to fit in the ball return.
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Keep an eye on her, she'll find a way.
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So, that song I sent you
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is really just something to work off of.
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I'm completely open to any ideas...
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Yeah, I didn't listen to it yet,
but my mom says you're great.
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Well, you have a lovely mom.
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So, it goes something like this.
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- Hey, can we take a selfie?
- Oh, okay.
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I need people over 28 so
my fans know I'm not ageist.
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Happy to be your token 30-year-old.
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Is that what we're going with?
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Pippa?
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Pippa?
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? Pippa, let's get to work
while I'm still in my 30s ?
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That's cute.
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And a big-ass lie.
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So, obviously, we'll change the key.
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And I'd love to mess around
with the bridge a little bit.
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? What used to be ?
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? The best of me ?
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? Now makes a bloody mess of me ?
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? I have no direction ?
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We got him!
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Hey, what the hell?
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It's my fake snake challenge.
It's totally trending.
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Do you want to do this another time?
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Eh, I'm getting that you're
not into working today.
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I am working. I'm always working.
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It's called, "creating content."
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Well-well, I have an idea.
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Let's create some content
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that could actually
help your music career.
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- Rude.
- I'm sorry, I just...
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I take this very seriously.
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And you have an amazing voice,
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but if I'm being honest,
you're better than your songs.
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If I'm being honest,
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I don't care how good your songs are
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because no one hears them.
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Twist.
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I think we should hit pause on this.
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And-and it's not because
I can't take criticism,
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because I won't.
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Hey, Mom, I'm ready to go.
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Well, get your mammogram tomorrow!
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Dude, you shouldn't have
told her her songs were bad.
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Oh, but they are.
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You want to hear one?
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? Two-day shipping on my love ?
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? Get it delivered by 9:00 p.m. ?
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Yeah, that's pretty bad.
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? My heart was left on the porch ?
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? And stolen by my neighbor ?
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See, now that just got relatable.
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Hey, Phil, who am I?
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Hey, Oscar, do it for Marilyn.
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She's doing my bit.
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And that's a total of nine!
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That's our ringer!
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And that was my title.
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Oh, bitter is what
keeps you single, Wyatt.
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- I got one! I got one!
- Great job, Phil.
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You sure know your way around a ball.
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Oh, well, thank you, sir.
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I'll see you around.
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Did you just curtsy?
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I don't know how to act
when Glen talks to me.
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He makes me so nervous.
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Are you crushing on him?
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I mean, I don't even
know if Glen is gay.
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He gets flirty with me,
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but now he's over there
hugging on that woman.
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Maybe he's bisexual.
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Oh, right. I've heard that's real now.
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Why don't you just ask him?
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I can't.
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Men of my generation are not
as open about things like that.
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That's why our gay
bars were always called
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"Secrets" or "Whispers" or
"Thursday Night Choir Practice."
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Phil, come on, you've got another turn.
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Oh, hell. My fries are getting cold.
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All right, Kat, your turn.
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Marilyn Monroe that ball.
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Maybe you should just
take my turn for me.
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Come on, I got you.
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And so just like this.
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You got to remember to follow through.
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Oh, I like this part.
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I do, too, but at some point
we got to let go of the ball.
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Okay.
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Uh... Oh!
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- Gutter ball.
- That's okay. Ah, little tip.
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You see those arrows?
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Aim for those, don't look at the pins.
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Listen to him. He's our ringer.
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You said that already, Phil.
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Oh, right. That makes sense.
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It's kind of like non-Euclidean geometry
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where lines that appear parallel
intersect at the front pin.
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Like a triangle.
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Yeah, if that means "aim
for the arrows," then yes.
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Oh, that looks promising!
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See? What'd I tell you?
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That's seven for Kat!
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That's my girl.
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I think I kind of get bowling.
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- Oh!
- Strike!
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Strike!
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Strike!
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Strike! Strike!
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Kat, you were on fire. And, Oscar,
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how does your ass feel?
'Cause I think she whupped it.
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I kind of did, didn't I?
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You were amazing.
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I mean, I wasn't at my best today
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'cause I was helping my
girl, but you were great.
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Will you look at that?
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We are up to 15th place.
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I think we got ourselves a new ringer!
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I wasn't at my best today
'cause I was helping my girl.
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You said that already,
Oscar. Don't be pathetic.
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Hi, Max here. The Bartender Bae.
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Let's talk lemons. So,
the secret to getting
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a uniform slice is you
want to make sure...
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Uh, excuse me, excuse
me. What are you doing?
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Creating content? Ugh, kill me now.
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My man's going down a rabbit hole.
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Pretty soon, he's gonna be
posting himself by a pool,
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drinking Chardonnay,
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saying stuff like, "I'm
living my best life."
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Well, Pippa's right. It's
not about music anymore.
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It's about followers.
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And people will do the
craziest stuff to get them,
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like pranks and...
and danger challenges.
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Look, this guy lost a testicle.
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But he got two million followers,
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and he just sold a movie.
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That's worth a nut.
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You can't ignore how
powerful that stuff is.
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Even the girl who ate
a bucket of cinnamon
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just bought a seat
on Jeff Bezos' rocket.
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She did? I could eat cinnamon.
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See?
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You got to be in the game.
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Hi, Max here. Let's cut lemons.
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Uh-uh. Give me that.
You are not posting that.
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I know. It's boring.
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But what am I supposed
to do? Jump off a cliff?
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Lick an airplane toilet seat?
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I don't even have money for a ticket.
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That's what's stopping you?
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No one is licking anything.
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We're gonna keep it classy
and make it about the music.
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Oh, I like that. Wait, "we"?
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Yeah, people know I live with you.
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I can't have you running
around here looking like a fool.
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That cinnamon girl earned her money.
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"The Bowling Winners"?
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I guess it sort of has a ring.
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I was just getting used to
being called a "Gutter Queen."
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Well, I thought we needed a team name
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that had a little more optimism,
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but now that I'm hearing you
say it, I'm not loving it.
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- We'll revisit after practice.
- Why are we practicing here?
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Or at all?
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To become "bowling winners."
254
00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:31,751
Why do I like it when I say it?
255
00:10:31,845 --> 00:10:34,828
Turns out bowling is all about math.
256
00:10:34,922 --> 00:10:37,406
So, we're gonna improve our game with...
257
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,832
numbers.
258
00:10:38,852 --> 00:10:40,743
Sounds an awful lot like homework.
259
00:10:40,912 --> 00:10:42,219
I know, right?
260
00:10:43,598 --> 00:10:45,857
Now, a ball thrown down a lane
will slow down over its course,
261
00:10:46,008 --> 00:10:47,692
and the main cause of that is friction.
262
00:10:47,843 --> 00:10:50,344
So, let's talk friction and mass.
263
00:10:50,438 --> 00:10:53,906
Ooh, I'm getting flashbacks
from my first time.
264
00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:57,518
See? We're having fun already.
265
00:10:57,612 --> 00:11:00,038
Now, let's call the mass "M"
and the ball's radius "R."
266
00:11:00,189 --> 00:11:01,355
Easy-peasy, right?
267
00:11:01,449 --> 00:11:04,116
The rotational inertia
"I" equals two-fifths...
268
00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:06,619
Uh, Carter, for the tenth time,
269
00:11:06,771 --> 00:11:08,437
it goes, bam, bam, bam,
270
00:11:08,439 --> 00:11:10,030
- spin around, bam.
- Right, right.
271
00:11:10,124 --> 00:11:11,698
I keep adding an extra bam.
272
00:11:11,718 --> 00:11:13,793
Yeah, and I'm not
getting any attitude here.
273
00:11:13,887 --> 00:11:15,428
I need to see attitude.
274
00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,221
Okay.
275
00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:20,207
- Now I'm getting attitude.
- Yeah, you are.
276
00:11:20,226 --> 00:11:22,602
Uh, baby, just save it
for the camera, okay?
277
00:11:24,138 --> 00:11:26,122
? Before you ?
278
00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:29,550
? I never really had a chance ?
279
00:11:29,569 --> 00:11:31,460
? Before you ?
280
00:11:31,479 --> 00:11:34,906
? I never had a reason to dance ?
281
00:11:35,057 --> 00:11:38,317
? You broke apart the walls in me ?
282
00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:41,529
? You held my hand and made me see ?
283
00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:44,749
? I never want to go back to ?
284
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,834
? Before you. ?
285
00:11:47,829 --> 00:11:49,420
Nailed it.
286
00:11:49,572 --> 00:11:51,089
All right, we got some moves.
287
00:11:51,316 --> 00:11:52,665
Hey, we look damn good.
288
00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:53,983
All right, I'm gonna say it.
289
00:11:54,076 --> 00:11:55,818
We are TikTok stars.
290
00:11:55,837 --> 00:11:57,820
Someone had to. So, what do we do next?
291
00:11:57,839 --> 00:11:59,089
People are going to expect something.
292
00:11:59,099 --> 00:12:01,599
Oh, you're right, but
how do we top ourselves?
293
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,342
Now I know how Beyonc� feels.
294
00:12:03,511 --> 00:12:05,103
I always know how Beyonc� feels.
295
00:12:05,254 --> 00:12:07,830
Ooh, maybe Max could do that thing
296
00:12:07,832 --> 00:12:09,109
where he dances with a clone of himself.
297
00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:10,666
Or we can get him a green screen.
298
00:12:10,685 --> 00:12:13,185
He can dance in cool places,
like, bam, he's on the moon,
299
00:12:13,354 --> 00:12:15,354
or bam, he's underwater, or bam...
300
00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:17,173
Oh, now you get the bams?
301
00:12:17,933 --> 00:12:20,785
And, when exactly am I supposed
to be doing all this stuff?
302
00:12:20,936 --> 00:12:22,453
Well, what do you do on your days off?
303
00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:23,530
I write music.
304
00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:24,760
We're dancers now, Max.
305
00:12:24,853 --> 00:12:26,278
You got to pick your priorities.
306
00:12:26,431 --> 00:12:28,355
Music is my priority.
307
00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:30,266
That's the whole
reason we're doing this.
308
00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:32,877
No, that's why you're doing it.
I'm doing it to get verified.
309
00:12:32,987 --> 00:12:35,028
All I want is to get
paid to write a song.
310
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,122
I don't want to dance
with my clone on the moon.
311
00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:39,275
Yeah, we moved past that, Bae.
312
00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:41,702
This was fun, and we look amazing
313
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:43,462
and I definitely belong in front.
314
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,631
But I'm a 40-year-old man
315
00:12:45,783 --> 00:12:47,708
who just pulled his groin
trying to get 300 followers.
316
00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:49,209
I don't know, guys.
317
00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:50,895
If this is what it takes to go big,
318
00:12:51,046 --> 00:12:53,898
maybe it's just not gonna happen.
319
00:12:56,069 --> 00:13:00,488
- 300 followers seems generous.
- I was gonna say.
320
00:13:04,986 --> 00:13:07,912
Oh, yes! That is my boyfriend
321
00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:11,098
giving us a "stone eight."
We can work with that!
322
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,417
Uh, that would've been a spare
if you would use the arrows.
323
00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:15,144
I-I know about the arrows.
324
00:13:15,237 --> 00:13:16,422
I'm the one who told you
about the arrows, remember?
325
00:13:16,423 --> 00:13:17,955
Right, right, right. That was the moment
326
00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:20,240
the "Gutter Queens" became
"The Bowling Winners."
327
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,334
Oh, uh, Wyatt,
328
00:13:22,487 --> 00:13:23,762
make sure to keep your wrist straight.
329
00:13:23,821 --> 00:13:25,429
Last time it was too loose and floppy.
330
00:13:25,656 --> 00:13:27,156
Was I just gay bashed?
331
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:30,101
Oh, toughen up, Tinker Bell.
332
00:13:30,937 --> 00:13:32,419
All right, Wyatt, you
are gonna slay this.
333
00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:36,590
Now, remember to follow through
and visualize that triangle.
334
00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:40,169
When I asked God for
any kind of human touch,
335
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,530
I wasn't picturing this.
336
00:13:45,176 --> 00:13:46,509
Hey, superstar.
337
00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:48,769
Thought you might like a beer.
They gave me two by mistake.
338
00:13:48,863 --> 00:13:50,121
Oh, how sweet.
339
00:13:50,272 --> 00:13:52,290
Hey, Glen, what movie is this from?
340
00:13:52,441 --> 00:13:55,050
"They drummed you
right out of Hollywood,
341
00:13:55,052 --> 00:13:57,795
so you come crawling back to Broadway."
342
00:13:58,022 --> 00:13:59,188
Hey, Glen, Glen,
343
00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:01,040
I think we just pulled
ahead of you. Ring!
344
00:14:01,192 --> 00:14:04,710
Hang on. Hello? Uh-huh.
Yes, I'll tell him.
345
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:05,952
That was your mom. She said,
346
00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:08,030
"You left your game at home, son."
347
00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:10,808
My mother passed away last Christmas.
348
00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:13,627
May her memory be only for a blessing.
349
00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:15,721
See you later, dude.
350
00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:17,398
We still pulled ahead of you.
351
00:14:18,789 --> 00:14:22,641
Kat, I was trying to
figure out if Glen is gay.
352
00:14:22,735 --> 00:14:25,569
So, I was quoting a line
from Valley of the Dolls
353
00:14:25,721 --> 00:14:27,129
to see if he'd pick up on it.
354
00:14:27,148 --> 00:14:28,480
Kat, your turn.
355
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,199
I-I promise I'll make it up to you.
356
00:14:31,302 --> 00:14:32,910
So, according to my calculations,
357
00:14:33,061 --> 00:14:35,079
if we take this game,
we move into tenth place.
358
00:14:35,306 --> 00:14:36,972
Wow, that's great.
359
00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:38,141
Hey, just remember,
360
00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:39,917
everyone's here to have a good time.
361
00:14:40,102 --> 00:14:41,102
I thought we were.
362
00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:42,420
Yeah, I just, I'm worried the guys think
363
00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:43,921
you're being a little intense, you know,
364
00:14:44,072 --> 00:14:45,405
with all the technique
advice and corrections.
365
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:47,091
I just want everyone to get better.
366
00:14:47,242 --> 00:14:49,501
Before you got here, no
one wanted to get better.
367
00:14:49,595 --> 00:14:53,656
Also, your "no fries in the team
area" rule did not go over well.
368
00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:55,916
Uh, greasy fingers are
the enemy of bowling.
369
00:14:55,935 --> 00:14:58,010
Just don't be the enemy of fun.
370
00:14:58,104 --> 00:15:00,462
I don't want the guys to
kick you off the team, right?
371
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,164
They can't kick me off the team.
372
00:15:02,257 --> 00:15:04,108
I am the team!
373
00:15:06,837 --> 00:15:08,737
Okay, I'm hearing the intensity.
374
00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:18,122
? How do I know if you love me ?
375
00:15:18,349 --> 00:15:20,532
? If you won't even follow me ?
376
00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:23,018
Look what the Internet dragged in.
377
00:15:23,111 --> 00:15:26,279
? Our love was like an Insta Story ?
378
00:15:26,299 --> 00:15:29,525
? Gone in 24 hours ?
379
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:33,721
? But I have it in my archives ?
380
00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:38,034
Hey, Pippa.
381
00:15:38,126 --> 00:15:40,886
That was... That was some song.
382
00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:43,964
- Aw, thanks.
- So, what are you doing here?
383
00:15:43,983 --> 00:15:44,983
Um...
384
00:15:44,984 --> 00:15:47,543
My mom gave my manager your demo.
385
00:15:47,561 --> 00:15:49,153
She really liked it.
386
00:15:50,047 --> 00:15:51,047
Oh, did she?
387
00:15:51,215 --> 00:15:53,139
Yeah, she thought, uh...
388
00:15:53,324 --> 00:15:55,732
She thought that your songs
might be better than mine.
389
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:57,643
Oh, did she?
390
00:15:57,778 --> 00:15:59,161
I just said that.
391
00:16:00,164 --> 00:16:03,757
Anyway, she wants you to
write a few songs for me.
392
00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:06,743
We want you to write some songs.
393
00:16:06,912 --> 00:16:09,079
Wait, really? That would be great.
394
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,915
Yay! Oh, my manager
wanted me to give you this.
395
00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:13,267
I guess it's called a check?
396
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,603
It's like crypto but for old people.
397
00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:18,939
Well, somebody's having steak tonight.
398
00:16:19,091 --> 00:16:21,424
With a moderately priced wine.
399
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,836
So, you want to work on the arrangement?
400
00:16:23,929 --> 00:16:25,187
- Let's do it.
- Come on.
401
00:16:25,281 --> 00:16:27,356
Hey, I saw your video.
You got some moves.
402
00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:29,007
Thanks. I can teach it to you.
403
00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:30,618
Yeah, I'm good.
404
00:16:33,605 --> 00:16:35,605
? What used to be the best of me ?
405
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:38,667
? Now makes a bloody mess of me ?
406
00:16:38,777 --> 00:16:42,087
? I had no direction home ?
407
00:16:43,299 --> 00:16:45,615
? But you're so new and bright to me ?
408
00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:48,210
? There's no more cold
and night in me... ?
409
00:16:48,362 --> 00:16:50,095
I discovered him.
410
00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:57,227
- These are his.
- You bitch.
411
00:16:57,321 --> 00:16:58,804
Ladies, it's okay.
412
00:16:58,897 --> 00:17:01,974
I-I want to ask you something,
and please be honest.
413
00:17:01,992 --> 00:17:03,733
Have I been making you crazy?
414
00:17:03,827 --> 00:17:05,143
Maybe a little.
415
00:17:05,237 --> 00:17:08,146
I mean, you did muck
up my moment with Glen.
416
00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:09,923
And I don't love having to gobble
417
00:17:10,075 --> 00:17:11,759
every time you bowl a turkey.
418
00:17:11,986 --> 00:17:14,261
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
419
00:17:15,155 --> 00:17:17,155
I feel horrible. Should I quit?
420
00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:18,581
Do you want me to resign as captain?
421
00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:20,750
I don't remember there
being an election.
422
00:17:20,844 --> 00:17:23,011
Well, there was a vacuum, I stepped in.
423
00:17:23,105 --> 00:17:24,679
Quit the team? Are you kidding?
424
00:17:24,832 --> 00:17:26,348
We're about to break the top ten.
425
00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:28,424
We're getting dirty looks
from the other teams.
426
00:17:28,444 --> 00:17:31,261
That's never happened before.
427
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,521
So, we're cool?
428
00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:34,022
Be as hard on us as you want.
429
00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:38,343
Hell yeah, get out there,
girl, and get us that trophy.
430
00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:39,678
Okay. Well, Wyatt,
431
00:17:39,771 --> 00:17:41,747
I think you know what
to do with those fries.
432
00:17:42,699 --> 00:17:44,208
Yes, sir.
433
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,277
Let's go, Bowling Winners!
434
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,631
Eighth place is pretty good, right?
435
00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:51,707
Yep.
436
00:17:51,783 --> 00:17:53,358
I mean, we got this little plaque
437
00:17:53,377 --> 00:17:55,210
and this coupon for bottomless nachos.
438
00:17:55,362 --> 00:17:57,120
Do not give me a challenge like that.
439
00:17:57,139 --> 00:17:58,889
I will win.
440
00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:01,141
Mm-hmm.
441
00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:02,810
Are you okay?
442
00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:05,962
Yeah, of course, totes magotes.
443
00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:09,817
I've never heard you say
"totes magotes" before.
444
00:18:10,044 --> 00:18:11,819
Is something bothering you?
445
00:18:14,064 --> 00:18:15,989
Come on, Oscar, talk to me.
446
00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:18,474
Look...
447
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:20,994
Kat, I'm a pretty good bowler.
448
00:18:21,146 --> 00:18:22,979
Yes, you are.
449
00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:24,739
But I'm a little bit better.
450
00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:29,319
Oh.
451
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:31,171
Wait, is that a problem for you?
452
00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:32,581
Of course not.
453
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,675
Are you sure?
454
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:37,553
This is going to sound so stupid.
455
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:42,574
I kind of liked being the ringer
even on a not-so-great team.
456
00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:45,744
But you're still a great bowler.
457
00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:48,338
How do I put this? Uh...
458
00:18:48,357 --> 00:18:52,359
Kat, you are the type of person
who shines wherever you are.
459
00:18:53,604 --> 00:18:57,030
I guess I liked having a place
where I shined a little, too.
460
00:18:57,925 --> 00:18:59,533
Oh, Oscar, that's crazy.
461
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,426
I mean, you shine all the time.
462
00:19:01,445 --> 00:19:02,470
- You are amazing.
- No.
463
00:19:02,538 --> 00:19:04,037
You don't have to do this.
464
00:19:04,189 --> 00:19:06,522
Really. This is my issue, not yours.
465
00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:08,283
But I-I think we should talk about it.
466
00:19:08,452 --> 00:19:10,936
No, it's okay. We're good.
467
00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:13,196
- Really.
- Really?
468
00:19:13,215 --> 00:19:15,031
Really.
469
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,383
I promise.
470
00:19:27,804 --> 00:19:30,305
- ? Before you. ?
- We are all so good, right?
471
00:19:30,399 --> 00:19:32,290
Ooh, someone said, "That girl is cute."
472
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:34,717
It's probably me.
473
00:19:34,886 --> 00:19:37,237
I'm learning not to read the comments,
474
00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:38,630
it gets in your head.
475
00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:40,448
I was called "really talented,"
476
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,743
"a poor man's Harry Connick Jr.,"
477
00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:44,912
and someone thought
they knew me from porn.
478
00:19:45,806 --> 00:19:46,997
They didn't.
479
00:19:47,899 --> 00:19:49,658
You know, I've got stuff to say.
480
00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:52,994
Maybe I should do more
of that social media.
481
00:19:54,331 --> 00:19:56,665
Here's to the beginning
of a big-ass career.
482
00:19:56,817 --> 00:19:58,091
And remember, if you crash and burn,
483
00:19:58,243 --> 00:20:00,168
or you do something
stupid to get canceled,
484
00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:03,079
there will always be a
plunger and a clogged toilet
485
00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:04,322
with your name on it.
486
00:20:05,175 --> 00:20:07,175
Wait, wait, wait. I
want to say something.
487
00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:09,344
When you win your first Grammy,
488
00:20:09,496 --> 00:20:12,981
I will be right there in
the front row, swooning.
489
00:20:13,925 --> 00:20:17,018
Yes, there will be swooning. To Max.
490
00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:19,595
- Oh, to Max!
- To Max.
491
00:20:19,764 --> 00:20:21,856
Oh, Phil. Look over there.
492
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:23,842
What is Glen doing here?
493
00:20:23,935 --> 00:20:25,435
I may or may not have invited him.
494
00:20:25,529 --> 00:20:28,346
I thought that the two of you
had some stuff to clear up.
495
00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,029
Kat, I am mortified.
496
00:20:30,049 --> 00:20:31,214
I got to pee, so...
497
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:32,416
Oh, no, no!
498
00:20:33,218 --> 00:20:35,719
- Hey, Phil.
- Oh, Glen. Hey!
499
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:38,821
What was that quote
500
00:20:38,948 --> 00:20:40,057
you said to me at the bowling alley?
501
00:20:40,284 --> 00:20:42,634
Oh, um...
502
00:20:42,728 --> 00:20:45,287
"They drummed you
right out of Hollywood,
503
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:48,398
so you come crawling back to Broadway."
504
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:53,219
"But Broadway doesn't
go for booze and dope."
505
00:20:53,238 --> 00:20:56,147
He's gay as a clutch purse, y'all!
506
00:20:58,985 --> 00:21:00,243
That's a feel-good moment
507
00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:02,061
happening right here at The Middle C.
508
00:21:02,155 --> 00:21:03,396
I'd like to think that I...
509
00:21:03,415 --> 00:21:04,973
Oh!
510
00:21:04,975 --> 00:21:07,066
? Before you ?
511
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,570
? I never really had a chance ?
512
00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:12,372
? Before you ?
513
00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:16,000
? I never had a reason to dance ?
514
00:21:16,095 --> 00:21:19,262
? You broke apart the walls in me ?
515
00:21:19,414 --> 00:21:23,433
? You held my hand and made me see ?
516
00:21:23,585 --> 00:21:25,769
? I never want to go back to ?
517
00:21:25,938 --> 00:21:30,315
? Before you ?
518
00:21:31,335 --> 00:21:33,668
? I never want to go back to ?
519
00:21:33,687 --> 00:21:35,337
? Before you. ?
520
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:41,000
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