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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,334 Previously,on "Super Pumped"... 2 00:00:36,419 --> 00:00:38,329 Young founders are a hot commodity. 3 00:00:38,573 --> 00:00:40,491 You must basically have women on demand now too. 4 00:00:40,576 --> 00:00:41,958 Yeah, we call that Boober. 5 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,498 Olivia Lungociu just published 6 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:45,503 our entire list of data access permissions. 7 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,630 Everyone will know that we access 8 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,382 users' messages, cameras, contacts, GPS, 9 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,841 even after the app's been closed. 10 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:52,134 Olivia Lungociu. 11 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,886 Open her up quick and quiet. 12 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,013 She needs to be fucking neutralized. 13 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,390 I'm going to stay in the city tonight. 14 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,463 Can't you come home? 15 00:00:58,548 --> 00:00:59,557 I've gotta get an early start. 16 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:01,291 The money is worthless if I never see you. 17 00:01:01,376 --> 00:01:03,166 Quality time in the dark isn't so great 18 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,814 when I can't pay the electricity bill. 19 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,357 Thanks for all you do, brother. 20 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,234 [man] Is Google starting a self-driving 21 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,735 ride-hailing service? 22 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:12,029 Anything is possible. 23 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,824 That's Levandowski. I want to poach him. 24 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,575 I just sent Google my resignation letter. 25 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,369 Why don't you meet our newest board member. 26 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:19,662 [chuckles] 27 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,205 I am thrilled by Uber's potential 28 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,582 to make the world a better place. 29 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,126 Apple just rejected the update. 30 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,044 Your build breaks dozens of App Store rules. 31 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:28,462 It's an abomination. 32 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:29,714 Change it. 33 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,048 Anyone looking at Uber's app 34 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,800 from Cupertino 35 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,719 won't be able to see the privacy-violating code. 36 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:35,886 Do it. 37 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:37,179 Tim, you're not gonna believe 38 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,932 the shit Uber's trying to pull. 39 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:43,561 Opening theme music plays 40 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,647 [deep sigh] 41 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,817 [playing wistful piece] 42 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,212 - Hey. - Oh, Jesus. 43 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,172 Hi. 44 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:38,008 Did they ever play any happy songs back in the day, 45 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:39,802 or are they all just like funeral dirges? 46 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,012 Okay, they had a lot of people dying on them back then. 47 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:43,931 - Young too. - But they also played, like, 48 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,808 imperial shit, right, like for kings? 49 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,434 Can you play me something like that? 50 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:48,769 [laughs] Guess someone had a good day at work. 51 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,771 I did. I had a great fucking day. 52 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:53,190 Good. Why don't you go shower 53 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,693 that Johnnie Walker and patchouli off of you... 54 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,611 - And then we can... - [laughs] No time, babe. 55 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:59,822 Too busy changing the world. One driver less car at a time. 56 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,033 That's amazing, Trav. Hey, I have some good news too. 57 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:05,536 Really? So we're going to celebrate you too. 58 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,329 But do you know where the Wii remote is? 59 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,540 'Cause I can feel it right now. I am en fuego. 60 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,542 It's in the cabinet under the TV. 61 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,169 Oh, yeah. 62 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,922 Anyway, so, you... You know that school 63 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:18,340 that I've been working with? 64 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,464 - They... - [cell phone vibrating] 65 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,387 Yeah. Eddy Cue! 66 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:24,930 I was legit just talking about you, man. 67 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,432 What's going on? 68 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,100 [Cue, on phone] We have a real problem. 69 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,352 You do, I mean. Uber does. An existential crisis. 70 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,355 Define "existential." 71 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,774 Tim's sitting in to decide if you exist. 72 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:38,111 Cupertino, tomorrow. 73 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,405 [Tahir] They can't know. 74 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,823 They obviously know 75 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,700 we're still running the rejected code, 76 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,827 or else the call I got would've been inviting me to their camp 77 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,078 at the Bohemian Club, 78 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,538 not to reenact The Lives of Others 79 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,749 with Tim Cook asking the questions. 80 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,417 Is this it, man? Is Apple banning us? 81 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,587 Oh, they're just trying to scare us, or scare me. 82 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,923 It could be seen like we're deceiving 83 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:02,092 the most powerful tech company in the world, TK... 84 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:05,512 And we have no idea how much Apple actually knows. 85 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:08,098 Their find could expose heaven, hell, Grey ball. 86 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,934 Our whole surveillance operation. 87 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,435 - We don't call it that. - [Travis] Okay, 88 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,229 none of those things are actually illegal. 89 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,648 Apple's precious App Store rules are not the fucking law. 90 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,608 [Tahir] Most users are dubious of the data we mine 91 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,109 from their phones already. 92 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,237 Discovering blatant privacy infringement 93 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,155 could drive users off the app and the company. 94 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:24,615 We have to make this right with Apple. 95 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,450 Thank you, Mr. Spock. Now what do I do? 96 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,452 What's my angle? How do I actually get out of this? 97 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,376 [Tahir] You don't. 98 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,832 Leave the bullshit on the farm. 99 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,251 Go to Cupertino. 100 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,086 Confirm only what they know. 101 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,463 Nothing more, nothing less. And then say you're sorry. 102 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,257 I'm not sorry. 103 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,821 And I don't want to let Tim wrestle me to the ground. 104 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,639 TK, you know when it comes to throwing gas on a fire, 105 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,933 I'm both the gas and the fire, right? 106 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,893 - Why I love you, bro. - But this time, 107 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,728 I got some water and a fire extinguisher 108 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:58,232 because big pic: Saying sorry costs nothing. 109 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,566 [Garrett] You're on track to become 110 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:00,901 the most significant commander 111 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,152 of the most significant start up 112 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:03,404 of the 21st century. 113 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,114 Legit legend status. 114 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:08,826 If we don't get flushed. 115 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,244 This could be that rare time 116 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,079 where the truth actually sets you free. 117 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,998 The concern is, if you don't give them what they want, 118 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:17,167 which is, as Emil said, the truth, 119 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:22,006 they will make an example of you and ban the app, ending Uber. 120 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,341 But know this: 121 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:27,261 If they don't like that truth, they may ban us anyway. 122 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:30,347 So I tell the truth, I lose, 123 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:32,225 but I lie, I also lose? 124 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,686 One of those will be the better option. 125 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,229 Choose that one, 126 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:39,315 or else Cupertino will become your Waterloo. 127 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,984 [Travis] Well, I hear you. I regard you. 128 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,944 But this is nothing like Waterloo, okay? 129 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:46,363 Napoleon was a great general. I'm not knocking the little man. 130 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:48,324 But he was not making France the kind of coin 131 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,326 that I am making for Apple, 132 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:54,788 which is why Apple will never remove Uber from the app store. 133 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,458 I think we have to remove Uber from the App Store. 134 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,669 In all my years at Apple, 135 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,714 I've never seen such a blatant disregard for Apple policy. 136 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,550 Your juvenile, contemptuous game of hide-and-seek 137 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,844 with our compliance engineers is an insult. 138 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,721 [Tim] If insults determined our actions, 139 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,182 we'd be tossing apps to the lions like the emperors. 140 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,643 This isn't personal to me, but it is clear, Travis. 141 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:19,188 Your actions, and those of your company, 142 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,065 have led us to one conclusion: 143 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,859 Uber must go. 144 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:36,872 Anything you'd like to say? 145 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,916 Before you do, know this: 146 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,752 Lying, that I do take personally. 147 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,962 [Tarantino] Oh, look at that. 148 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:46,090 Our main motherfucker would love to find a lie 149 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,508 that he could float. 150 00:07:57,393 --> 00:08:00,604 Uber deserves to be removed from the App Store. 151 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:01,814 Uber... 152 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:05,901 No, I deceived you. 153 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,404 It was blatant and egregious. 154 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,614 But I was desperate. 155 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,950 Well, this tribunal can close up fast. 156 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:16,496 No, I'm saying that there's a reason I did what I did. 157 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,370 Before you end it all for Uber... 158 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,628 just hear me out. 159 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:25,879 I think you owe me that. 160 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,881 We owe you nothing. 161 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:29,758 [Tim] That may well be true, Eduardo, 162 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,969 but Travis is here, and so are we. 163 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,429 Let's let the man talk. 164 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,347 Thank you, Tim. 165 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:36,723 Oh, no. 166 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:37,975 He's right, Travis. 167 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,601 I mean, we should shut you down 168 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,270 faster than the Secretariat did 169 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,980 the field at Churchill Downs. 170 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:46,024 They say that race was over in the first furlong. 171 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:48,527 Yeah, well, I run motherfuckers down in the final stretch, Eddy. 172 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:52,114 Hey, try and rise above the day-to-day, uh, chestiness. 173 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:56,577 Hey, and just tell us why on earth you thought it was okay 174 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,205 to blatantly violate our agreement. 175 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:12,134 I'm here today because of China. 176 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,312 [laughs] Oh, God... 177 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,687 From humble beginnings in San Francisco... 178 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:26,023 ["That's the Way I Like It" by K.C. and the Sunshine Band] 179 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,525 ...Uber took over the world in record time. 180 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:31,361 [K.C. and the Sunshine Band] Uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it 181 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:34,072 That's the way, Uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it 182 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,200 [Travis] But there was still one land left 183 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,364 to be annexed into Uber Nation. 184 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:41,580 The People's Republic of China. 185 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,916 A land of 1.4 billion people, 186 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,627 97% of whom own a smart phone. 187 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,546 If we could take China, 188 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:53,050 we would be the most consequential tech start up 189 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,635 since Apple. 190 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,139 But we had competition. 191 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:01,725 There were already two big Chinese ride share companies: 192 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,560 Didi Dache and Kuaidi Dache. 193 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,521 They were at war. 194 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,858 That was my opening to conquer China. 195 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,527 And we were winning. 196 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,403 Take Chengdu. 197 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,405 Half the size of New York City, 198 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:19,660 but 479 times as many rides in less than nine months. 199 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,664 But, and I've never told anybody this, 200 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,582 not even my board. 201 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:29,169 Half of those rides were fake. 202 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,880 [Tahir] Each centipede represents, at minimum, 203 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,049 50 fraudulent incentive rides. 204 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,385 And there are hundreds more in every city all over the country, 205 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,220 all day every day. 206 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,347 Doing, what, 116,000 rides a day in Chengdu. 207 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,432 Average cost of a ride's 97 yuans, 208 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:45,269 15 bucks per ride times 20 cities. 209 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,813 Jesus, we're losing 25 million a week on this shit... 210 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:52,734 to fraud in China because of Apple. 211 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,404 You saying your fraud problem was Apple's fault? 212 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,783 I'm saying we're providing career opportunities to drivers, 213 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,119 a superior brand to riders. 214 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,996 And they pay us back 215 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,623 by coming up with elaborate scams to rip us off. 216 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,835 And there's nothing we could do to stop them. 217 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,962 Until recently, 218 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:16,174 every phone had the equivalent of a digital signature. 219 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:20,512 Uber could use those signatures to track the scammers. 220 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,055 But when you guys killed 221 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,724 outside access to the signatures, 222 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,684 then Uber lost the ability 223 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,479 to identify the fraudulent accounts. 224 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,148 When you blocked that access, 225 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,776 you blinded us like fucking Equus. 226 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,946 And, yes, then we had to cut open some new eye holes... 227 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,949 That's a pretty Orwellian way to say that you decided 228 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,077 to flout our privacy policy like a bunch of... 229 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:47,748 I have nothing but respect for Apple's commitment to privacy. 230 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,167 Ugh. 231 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,712 [laughs] 232 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,132 I... 233 00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:01,095 understand Apple's commitment to privacy. 234 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,848 But my commitment is to Uber. 235 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:08,685 I'm duty-bound as CEO to protect my company. 236 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,063 Even against you. 237 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,191 One of my engineers figured out a new way 238 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,193 to identify the fraudulent users. 239 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:20,697 The new software turns user data in, like, text messages, 240 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,157 contacts, photo albums, et cetera, 241 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,534 into a unique fingerprint. 242 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,536 Once the phone's been fingerprinted, 243 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,582 Uber can track it. 244 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,084 [cell phone chimes] 245 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,007 Oh, shit, yes! 246 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,509 - Fuck you guys! We got you! - Nice! 247 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,177 Fuck you fuckers! 248 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:45,055 I was in for a bil in China, going on two. 249 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:51,186 But I was about to do what only Musk and you guys have done. 250 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,939 What Zuckerberg and Brin and Bezos couldn't. 251 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,984 Get China. 252 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,779 China doesn't play by the same rules. 253 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,197 We can't let them make that choice. 254 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,573 And we have it. 255 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,908 We've got China under control. 256 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,284 You got our letter to the board. 257 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,245 Two cities have 400 times as many rides 258 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,205 as New York in nine months. 259 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,748 It's unprecedented. 260 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,208 So is your burn rate. 261 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,210 Our burn is commensurate with growth. 262 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,754 [Travis] Everyone on the board got that same letter. They're 263 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,048 all fine with it. Know how I know? It's like guard dogs. 264 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,591 If they sense something's wrong, they bark. 265 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,301 But we haven't heard a peep from them. 266 00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:26,430 Have you heard anything from anybody, Bill? 267 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,393 [Fenton] We're here on behalf of Benchmark. 268 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,353 On behalf of our limited partners. 269 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:37,065 Uh-huh, and Emil, what is Uber's valuation as of today? 270 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,900 Thirty bill-yone. 271 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,403 So you can tell your LPs that's 300 times return. 272 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,114 When and if we go public. 273 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,074 And that "if" is if this China insanity 274 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,784 doesn't wipe us out first. 275 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,453 I'm not in the business of wiping out. 276 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,079 And that's what the fat surfer said 277 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,956 in the "Eddie Would Go" T-shirt 278 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,458 right before a 30-meter monster 279 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,460 sends him to the ocean floor at Nazaré. 280 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,919 He brought a short board... 281 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,163 Look, let's just take a breath here. 282 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,258 Everybody has faith in you 283 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,135 that you know what's on your balance sheet, 284 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,636 but revenue is not profit, 285 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,096 despite contortionist accounting. 286 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,806 We'll have all the profit we need 287 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,933 once we win China. 288 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,936 You have rolled across Europe like Rommel himself. 289 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,314 With the same elegant fury. 290 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,275 But China ain't France. 291 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,360 China's playing mah-jongg while you're playing pétanque. 292 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,764 Different cultures need different strategies. 293 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,658 We just need you to see the whole game board here. 294 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:32,788 I am the one on the game board, and I'm crushing it. 295 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,247 China loves Uber. 296 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,333 Whatever happened to grow or die? 297 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,627 In China, it's grow, then die. 298 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,629 - Dude... - [Gurley] China loves us today 299 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,339 because we give more value than what we charge, 300 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,341 because we're depositing incentives out the wazoo. 301 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,009 It's a free fucking cash bonanza. 302 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,386 What's there not to love? 303 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,431 But Uber is always gonna be an interloper from the west. 304 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,350 And once we get a foothold and profitability, 305 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,019 start withdrawing yuan out of their economy, 306 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:59,856 the CCP is gonna cut us off at the knees. 307 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,316 And they're going to take the business 308 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,193 that Travis Kalanick built, 309 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:07,197 and they're going to give us back in return nothing. 310 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,990 Not even a fortune cookie. 311 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,867 Don't fucking do that. 312 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,703 [Travis] You know, Arianna says, 313 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,081 "You never get to witness your own eulogy, 314 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,209 but you write it every day." 315 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,378 I think she's wrong, 'cause I'm witnessing 316 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,171 my own eulogy. 317 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,589 And you're the one writing it. 318 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,217 Some people write words for a living. 319 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,552 Do you think... 320 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,886 Others write checks. 321 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,721 ...that I can win in China? 322 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,890 Yes or no? 323 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,517 Because Arianna does. 324 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,977 She believes in me. 325 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,687 She believes in Uber. 326 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,774 And that is worth more than all the money in Benchmark. 327 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,610 We're staying in China. 328 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,108 [Arianna] Rise back up to consciousness. 329 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,254 That was fabulous, darling. 330 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,089 Your vibration is much higher. 331 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,340 Can you feel it? 332 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,676 Yeah, I totally can. 333 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,929 Bill Gurley has invited me to breakfast Monday. 334 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,764 - Can you come? - You know what? 335 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,934 He asked me to mentor one of his CEOs on Monday. 336 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,603 That's convenient. 337 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,229 There are no accidents. 338 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,148 And there are no secrets between us. 339 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,066 Thank you. 340 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,235 [Travis] At least some people were still on my side. 341 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,445 Shit. 342 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,113 But even her support 343 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,357 couldn't stop the hits from coming. 344 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,117 What? 345 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,578 We've got tragic news. 346 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,788 One of our Uber drivers killed a child in Ohio. 347 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,112 Oh, Jesus. This is going to suck for me. 348 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,341 Suck for... for Uber, is what I mean. 349 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,593 I know it sucks for the family too. 350 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,303 Obviously it sucks for them. 351 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,100 Twitter's blowing up about it right now. 352 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,644 Olivia Lungociu's leading the charge. 353 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,312 Her. 354 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,106 "@TravisK: A dead child, assaulted women. 355 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,442 When you are going to admit you just don't give a fuck?" 356 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,319 Come on. It's not like her kid died. 357 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,821 - No. No, no, no. - TK. 358 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,240 Don't ever let anyone other than me 359 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,992 hear you say something like that. 360 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,661 You know what? Elon could say it. 361 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,412 They'd put it on a billboard. They would celebrate. 362 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,830 I need some Musk on me. Isn't that your job? 363 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,332 Why don't I get the press he gets? 364 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,000 [Arianna] Because they don't know you. 365 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,835 If they knew the Travis I do, 366 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,671 they'd say nothing but wonderful things. 367 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,880 [Hazel baker] Arianna's right. 368 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,465 You hide behind comms 369 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,884 when you should be out front communicating. 370 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:36,137 Elon is rocket man because he gives the press face time. 371 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,597 Makes them feel special. 372 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,516 Yeah, they celebrate him, as you said. 373 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,268 Travis, you can and should do this. 374 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,397 Let's host a press event in New York. 375 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,649 At the Waverly, and I'll co-host. 376 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,901 [Hazel baker] Great. Steaks, wine, conversation. 377 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,320 Get the media on team TK. 378 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,571 Yeah. I like it. 379 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,823 I don't know. 380 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,074 Kissing up to the press, 381 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,826 it just doesn't feel legit. 382 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,703 An event might help with the calls I've been getting 383 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,454 from journos digging into our burn in China. 384 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,123 And the last thing we need before a new raise 385 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,208 is the press casting doubt on your judgment as CEO. 386 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,377 I don't need the press. You know how I know? 387 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,212 The graphs tell me so, 388 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,214 'cause they are nothing but up and to the right. 389 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,882 Shitty tweet up and to the right. 390 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,676 Bad headline up and to the right. 391 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,344 All I do is grow. 392 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,054 I'm the fucking Revenue Rocket Man. 393 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,472 Why...? 394 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,224 Why can't people report on that 395 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,309 instead of always being like, 396 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,728 "Why women hate working at Uber"? 397 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,646 Give me a fucking break. 398 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,064 Moving on... 399 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,900 [Tim] No, let's not move on. 400 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,570 I'd like to know why women hate working at Uber. 401 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:37,115 That seems super germane to your pattern of behavior, Travis. 402 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,451 Why is your attrition rate for women so high? 403 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,411 [sighs] 404 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,583 From my experience, 405 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,835 women are the canary in the coal mine. 406 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,503 When they leave a company en masse, 407 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,505 that's often a sign of deeper, 408 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,883 overlooked cultural and ethical issues. 409 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,510 We are always looking for qualified workers 410 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,970 with the right attitude. 411 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,388 If you're good, you're hired. 412 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,806 And if you get it, 413 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,808 then you stick regardless of gender. 414 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,727 [chuckles] You believe that? 415 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,605 It's not about belief, Tim. I can see our data. 416 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,774 [laughs] Data can be biased. 417 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,109 So can people. 418 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,111 Anyway, I think I've more than answered your question. 419 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,197 Oh, no, this inquiry is just getting started. 420 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,450 You'll answer for every aspect of your company 421 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,974 before I decide if you stay alive and in the store. 422 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:28,583 Okay, well, if you're judge and jury, 423 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:33,088 then may I continue my testimony? 424 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,007 Sure. Start with an answer to Tim's question. 425 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,844 Why are your attrition rates for women so high? 426 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,058 It is imperative you do a temple stay at Bongeunsa 427 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,935 when you're in Seoul with Gabi. 428 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,645 It will balance your chi. 429 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,396 - That sounds amazing. - Hmm. 430 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,023 Hold the elevator. 431 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,900 - Can I say one more thing? - Yes. 432 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,236 What should I do about this constant questioning 433 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,113 of our accounting practices? 434 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,824 Don't break any rules or laws. 435 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,992 And if Gurley keeps coming at you about it, 436 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:06,913 just tell him to kiss your EBITDA. 437 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,498 [kiss] 438 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,462 - Thank you! - Of course. 439 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,839 I'll tell you why the attrition rate for women at Uber 440 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,841 is so high. 441 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,426 Isaiah Berlin wrote: I wish to be the subject, 442 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,303 not the object of my life. 443 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,013 Couldn't have said it better. 444 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,641 So, let me introduce myself. 445 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,476 My name is Susan Fowler. 446 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,812 You'll remember me as the site reliability engineer 447 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,023 who was sexually harassed on her first day of work at Uber. 448 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:38,319 Anne-Marie in HR suggested I find a new team. 449 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,988 Her way of telling me to quit. 450 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,031 But I've come too far to quit. 451 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,951 So, after months of floating in Uber limbo, 452 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,703 I found a new team. 453 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,246 And it's a great one. 454 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,081 And I wish people Liked me more 455 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,125 All I did Was try my best... 456 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,825 [Susan] That's my new manager, Kevin. 457 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,591 I chose his team because it's 25% women, 458 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,759 which, paltry as it is, 459 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,928 is the highest ratio in the company. 460 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,848 If we can split our monolith in under three months, 461 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,851 every person on the team will get this dope jacket. 462 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,519 - [applause] - Check it out, dude. 463 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,606 A monolith is a block of thousands of lines 464 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,232 of Uber's operating code. 465 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,568 The goal is to separate and reorganize 466 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,446 the block of code into individual lines 467 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,239 called "micro services." 468 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,742 They make the code easier to access and repair 469 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,577 should it malfunction. 470 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,663 TLDR, I'm a techie Marie Kondo. 471 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,625 And coffee brings me joy. 472 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,586 So does my job. 473 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,589 "Job" doesn't even seem like enough of a supercharged word 474 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,591 for how I view what I do. 475 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,676 It's more of a mission. 476 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,428 I obsess about it so much, 477 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,552 I started writing about it on my blog: 478 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:53,144 I even wrote a book about my experiences as an SRE. 479 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,730 It's a bestseller on Amazon. 480 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:59,108 HR's reaming me, said my team's too homogenous. 481 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:02,820 Ideological diversity doesn't count. 482 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,113 How do you keep them on your team? 483 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,115 Trade secrets. And if I keep it 484 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,285 above 23.4% female, it's Tesla time. 485 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,621 All the ladies love Kev. 486 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,957 Really, seriously, fuck you. 487 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,834 [both laugh] 488 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,421 Fowler, perfect score on your performance review. 489 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,173 Making me look good. 490 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:24,092 Appreciate it. I owe you. 491 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,885 I could use your approval on my application 492 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,221 for manager of SRE II. 493 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,809 Once you finish the monolith, no doubt. 494 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,602 Thanks, Kev. 495 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,480 Kevin's great, but he hasn't inured me 496 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,482 to the realities of working here. 497 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:40,984 I could call it out. 498 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,944 I could make up 20 small-dick jokes 499 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,197 and hurl them at the likely offenders. 500 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,070 Better to just make it disappear. 501 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,997 But this, the old familiar ass ogling, 502 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,665 that I cannot erase. 503 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,418 So I get to report that to HR. 504 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:00,962 Again. 505 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,006 Not that they'll respond. 506 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,717 Here's a descriptor that's going to land like a giant turd: 507 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:06,968 "Toxic." 508 00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:14,017 I'm the first to admit "toxic" has lost all meaning 509 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,643 in the general sense. 510 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,562 That's why we have to tell our stories. 511 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,063 The specifics matter, 512 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:21,399 because each specific is another human 513 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,603 pushed that much closer to the edge. 514 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,867 Take Alison, a kick ass engineer from Cal Tech. 515 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,368 She's leaving because her team leader 516 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,495 constantly double-checks her work. 517 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:37,123 He says she's too hot to be a good engineer. 518 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,875 I got this feeling 519 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,210 On the summer day When you were gone 520 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,046 I crashed my car Into the bridge 521 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,214 I watched I let it I burn 522 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,550 I threw your shit Into a bag... 523 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,552 Fran didn't even come back to the office 524 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,554 the day after her team held an all-hands 525 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:56,017 at an all-nude strip club, and they dubbed her No Fun Fran. 526 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,231 Grace is such a brilliant programmer. 527 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:06,027 She's had her work stolen by our SVP five times. 528 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,737 Each time she reported it, 529 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,739 he thanked her for taking one for the team, 530 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,533 then promoted mediocre men over her. 531 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,702 Understandably, she lost her shit. 532 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:15,996 Now she's "crazy." 533 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,085 Literally half of you are looking at me 534 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,254 like I am the most strict-slash-least fun teacher 535 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,048 you had in middle school. 536 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,801 I just ruined your fucking tree house club at recess 537 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,969 when I found your dirty magazines. 538 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,554 I make you remember 539 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,431 how you had to push down your damned hard-ons 540 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:39,268 or whatever in your corduroys and go back to class. 541 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:42,355 But the other half of you, well, sure, 542 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,732 some of you are the get-along-to-go-along types 543 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,734 and would like me to shut up. 544 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,820 But the rest know the truth... 545 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,573 that no matter how hard you tried to fit in, 546 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,118 you just don't belong. 547 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,483 And that's because they don't want you to. 548 00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,872 I love it, I love it 549 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,958 I don't care 550 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,751 I love it 551 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,420 I don't care 552 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,921 Finished. 553 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,090 I love it, I don't care 554 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,096 Only six women left. 555 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,472 Damn. 556 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:19,434 Great job, guys. Crushed the monolith. 557 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,606 Here's the thing, ladies. 558 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,108 We bought the guys' jackets in bulk. 559 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,484 We couldn't justify purchasing 560 00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:29,861 six jackets at full cost for the women. 561 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,571 Wouldn't be fair. 562 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,948 But it's fair to not have leather jackets for us? 563 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,867 I'll take that one, even if it's too big, and... 564 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,702 That's Craig's. 565 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,914 Here, man. 566 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,501 Kevin, this is wrong. We're just asking... 567 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,086 Before you go there, let me just say: 568 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,088 If you want equality, 569 00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:50,840 you'd realize you're getting it by not getting jackets. 570 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,084 What if it were the other way around? 571 00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,682 Kevin is pretending to not understand 572 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,767 there would never be an instance in tech 573 00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:03,686 where women would outnumber the men. 574 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,271 I'm applying for my promotion 575 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,607 and getting the fuck off his team. 576 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:14,197 This is about my push back over the leather jackets? 577 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,324 You're not the only one with aspirations here, Fowler. 578 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,867 If you don't tamp down your behavior... 579 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:20,031 What's your game plan here, Kevin? 580 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:22,538 She thinks I'm sabotaging her, 581 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,332 but obviously, I'm not. 582 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,750 She's got to learn to control herself. 583 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:27,752 I mean, you see it, right? 584 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,796 Of course you do, don't you? 585 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:50,149 [Susan] And Kevin, he isn't the worst rat in the lab. 586 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:52,319 [indistinct urgent chatter] 587 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,572 But he wants his rewards. 588 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,908 Instead of sugar, it's advancement, 589 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,743 and the feeling of being powerful in a culture 590 00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:04,330 that not only encourages but celebrates subterfuge. 591 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:08,335 Kevin had no choice but to deliberately undermine my score. 592 00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,255 To be clear, I'm not apologizing for Kevin. 593 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,090 Kevin fucking sucks. 594 00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,925 And I know what you're thinking. 595 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,511 What happened to sticking it out and changing things? 596 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,056 I tried. I really did. 597 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,599 I followed protocol. 598 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:26,435 I told Anne-Marie in HR everything about Alison, 599 00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:28,271 Fran, and Grace, the leather jackets, 600 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,475 - my lowered score. - [elevator dings] 601 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,938 And you know what she said to me? 602 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:39,282 She said that by reporting every incident of harassment, 603 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:42,285 I was creating a toxic work environment. 604 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,960 Thanks for this. 605 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,546 Sorry, I didn't anticipate being here so long. 606 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,924 You were at managing your board members. 607 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,052 Yeah. Bill Gurley was up my ass. 608 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:03,598 Then he went behind my back. 609 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,231 - Bill! - Arianna. 610 00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:13,816 [chuckling] 611 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:17,903 Ah, so wonderful to see you. 612 00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:19,739 Tell me, how is Amy? 613 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,616 I want to know everything. 614 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,285 Are Rex, Gus, and Ava still enjoying water polo? 615 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,624 They're well. They're well. You do your research. 616 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,542 I have to. 617 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,753 Please sit down. 618 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,504 Thank you. 619 00:28:35,588 --> 00:28:38,674 I know firsthand how insulting it is to be mistaken 620 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:41,177 for a rich wife who got lucky, 621 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:45,514 instead of an operator, you know? 622 00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:46,725 Mm. 623 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,479 Soft-boiled and fruit bowl. 624 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,938 [laughs] Oh! 625 00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:55,107 You do your research too. 626 00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:58,235 Just a coffee. Black. 627 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,112 Of course. 628 00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:01,740 [clears throat] 629 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:13,209 What say we talk about our brash and gifted entrepreneur? 630 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,128 I would say that Travis is, uh, 631 00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:18,381 more tenacious and singular in his vision 632 00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:20,341 than a young T. Boone Pickens. 633 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:24,303 He is bold and uncompromising. 634 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:26,138 - Uncompromising. - Hmm. 635 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:28,302 Now, I'm glad you brought that up. 636 00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:30,476 I'm not so sure 637 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,562 that uncompromising is a good thing. 638 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:36,148 Grit is great. I love grit. 639 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:40,945 But, uh, uncompromising is, uh, akin to stubbornness. 640 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:44,782 And stubbornness is, uh, as we both well know, 641 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,033 a liability. 642 00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,244 Every asset has a shadow. 643 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,496 It's a matter of the wolf you feed. 644 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,832 And our wolf is getting pummeled right now. 645 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,875 He's getting beat up by the press, 646 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:58,212 and he's walking into a trap in China he can't even see. 647 00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,589 Arianna... 648 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,927 Travis needs guidance. 649 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:08,305 No one can walk that path alone. 650 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,516 No, but the problem is, 651 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,103 Travis won't take guidance from his peers. 652 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:17,940 However, you seem to be the one exception to that. 653 00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:20,568 It is true that Travis and I share a connection 654 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:24,656 that one rarely finds in this world men have built. 655 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,620 So that means you'll help me get through to him? 656 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,914 I live my life in the service of others. 657 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,583 You do. 658 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,419 That is your north star. 659 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,381 But, and it gives me no pleasure in saying this... 660 00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,801 Travis is lost. 661 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:47,970 What do we know about the Prodigal Son? 662 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:51,766 He must sow his oats, but he always returns. 663 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,104 [laughs] God. 664 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:58,731 I got to tell you, Arianna. 665 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,776 Your, uh... 666 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,195 Your style of conversation, 667 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:07,823 it's a bit too Confucian for my tastes. 668 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:09,533 Fine, Bill. 669 00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:12,119 I'll shoot straight with you, partner. 670 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,705 [laughs] Is that what you'd like? 671 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:17,666 You should take a step back. 672 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,376 Let Travis be Travis. 673 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:22,671 Like a father who's taught his son how to drive. 674 00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,089 If, I mean, once he's won his license 675 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,549 and sits behind the wheel 676 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,927 of the lovely car you've prepared for him, 677 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:32,014 all a father can do is choose to worry. 678 00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:34,266 Or not. 679 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:37,520 A father cannot actually step on the brakes. 680 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:39,021 [Cue] What does any of this have to do 681 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,265 with the bullshit you pulled, Travis? 682 00:31:44,193 --> 00:31:45,361 Excuse me. 683 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,071 Did he know Steve? 684 00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:51,534 - [laughs] - Because if you knew Steve, 685 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,494 you'd know this has everything to do with what I did. 686 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,079 When no one wants to believe in you, 687 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:58,041 you make them believe by becoming undeniable. 688 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,920 Now, if winning China wasn't enough, 689 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,214 I needed something more. 690 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,049 [Bonnie] This track makes so much sense. 691 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,009 I mean, if you know Travis. 692 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,512 When you come to the house, Gabi, you'll have to see it. 693 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,056 He wore through our carpet down to the floorboards 694 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:17,059 during that whole Mike Ovitz lawsuit Scour debacle. 695 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:18,686 - Oh, really? - It was not a debacle. 696 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,187 I was screwed over. 697 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,523 That hole is a testament to my tenacity. 698 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,234 If it weren't for that hole, there wouldn't be Uber. 699 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:26,944 As I said, this all makes sense. 700 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:29,572 [laughs] Even the size and the scale of the place, 701 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:31,156 no surprise to me. 702 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,908 Okay, what else do I need to know about your son? 703 00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:34,660 The deep, secret stuff. 704 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,745 Well, you know, he's strong and loyal. 705 00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,205 Thank you. 706 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:40,040 You ought to know that by now anyway. 707 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:43,252 Oh and how he hates losing so much, he'd rather die. 708 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,087 [laughs] Yeah. 709 00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:47,339 But winning making him happy? That doesn't seem right. 710 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:49,258 Ah, it gives him a few moments of peace 711 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,385 before he starts his next battle. 712 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,387 I don't know. 713 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,431 She's talking about herself. That's what you're doing. 714 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,433 I'm chill, you know that. 715 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,226 - Come here. - [laughs] Right. 716 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,562 Mm. Wow. 717 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,771 Very impressive. 718 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:04,607 Thank you. 719 00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:06,400 Want to show her what we got her in Korea? 720 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,152 Oh, yeah. 721 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,654 - Oh. - Got you something. 722 00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:13,324 [Bonnie] Oh, thank you. 723 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,617 It's beautiful. 724 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,327 Very unique. 725 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,579 - Can I put it on you? - Sure. Sure. 726 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:21,749 So, did you love your trip to South Korea, Gabi? 727 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,792 Eh, I'd never been before, so, uh, yeah. 728 00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:25,586 It was important to have seen it. 729 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,671 - Mm-hmm. - We got wined and dined. 730 00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,590 Opened up the market. 731 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:30,966 You know, it was good to get away 732 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:32,301 from the sniping from the press, hmm? 733 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,553 Yeah, Trav, that stuff about Uber 734 00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:36,805 putting women and children in danger... 735 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:38,265 you're on that, right? 736 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:39,725 You're not really letting that happen? 737 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,393 [laughs] No... 738 00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:44,104 Mom, that's just, like, middle school stuff. 739 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,649 You know, someone farted, and they're blaming me for it. 740 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,943 Except you're not in middle school anymore. 741 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,945 You're a grown man, and you need to take responsibility 742 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,321 and face your problems head-on. 743 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,948 And, you know, 744 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,449 sometimes it was you who farted, wasn't it? 745 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,493 [laughing] Jesus, Mom. 746 00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,994 Honey, I know your heart. 747 00:33:59,078 --> 00:34:00,996 I know you're a good man. 748 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,166 Let the world see who Travis Kalanick is. 749 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:05,793 Please. 750 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,212 Yeah, that's just what Arianna said. 751 00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:10,506 - [knocks] - You need me? 752 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,216 I'll be right back. 753 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,012 I love it. It's so pretty. 754 00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:19,848 The Daches have come to a truce and are merging. 755 00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:21,850 They're calling it Didi Chuxing. 756 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:25,396 The CCP's picked their pony, TK, and it ain't Uber. 757 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,022 [sighs] 758 00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:28,691 Gurley's going to be crowing about this. 759 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:31,151 We're nearing two bil in incentives. 760 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,736 Now we're up against a behemoth. 761 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,363 - They can bleed us dry. - [cell phone vibrates] 762 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:36,240 What's the call? 763 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,121 Stay... 764 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:45,541 and we blow all their minds with what Uber can do. 765 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,209 Our next round of investors should be Chinese. 766 00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:48,836 It's the People's Republic of China, right? 767 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,714 Well, let's show the CCP that the people love Uber. 768 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:53,549 - Put out feelers. - On it. 769 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,553 Hold on. One other thing. 770 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:59,388 Tell Hazel baker I'll meet the press. 771 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,473 Let's show these motherfuckers 772 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:03,559 who the fuck Travis Kalanick really is, right? 773 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,394 Hell, yeah. 774 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:06,604 [laughs] 775 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:14,695 [inhales sharply] 776 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,363 But who was I? 777 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,115 You know, the press, they will write your story 778 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,533 if you let them. 779 00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,076 Look at what the press did to you, Tim, 780 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,579 in your personal life. You wanted privacy, 781 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,023 - and they wanted to force you... - Stop right there. 782 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,341 So who am I? 783 00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:38,761 Am I the guy that's going to sit back 784 00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:40,304 and let someone else write my eulogy? 785 00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,555 No. 786 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,265 No, I am not. 787 00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:45,768 And besides, eulogies aren't enough for me. 788 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:47,979 I want to leave behind monuments. 789 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:56,195 - [indistinct chatter] - [pop music playing] 790 00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:08,290 Wow. I am one classy motherfucker. 791 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,793 - Looks good, Hazel baker. - Yeah. 792 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:12,419 I did my part. 793 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,546 You two ready to step up? 794 00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,799 Pictures and bios of who will be in attendance. 795 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,801 Memorize it. 796 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,095 You want me to memorize random facts about people I don't know? 797 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,514 Everyone's favorite subject is themselves. 798 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:24,932 Charming takes work. 799 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,809 Relax. I got it. 800 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,144 I got it. You want to test me? 801 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,813 No. I know that's a trick in your bag. 802 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,106 I hope you got more, 'cause tonight, 803 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,691 you two are Siegfried and Roy. 804 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:36,568 The press is your precious white tiger. 805 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,403 You feed it, you pet it, and in return, 806 00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:40,781 it may show you some affection. 807 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,826 But you never forget that with one misstep, you're brain sushi. 808 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:46,286 - [both laugh] - No, I'm not joking. 809 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,205 Guys, they'll rip your face off if you fuck up. 810 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,124 - Go ahead, Rachel. - [Whetstone] Travis, 811 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,959 for your opening remarks, 812 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,961 you win the night by not saying anything so interesting 813 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,296 that you make the press want to dig up dirt on Uber, 814 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,840 but not being so uninteresting 815 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,174 that they write nothing about us. 816 00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:01,176 Why is Olivia Lungociu in here? 817 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,678 [Travis] Wait, what? No, no, no. 818 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,139 Who invited her? 819 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,516 I thought it would be a good idea 820 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,351 for you guys to make friends. 821 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,270 Fuck no. She is out. 822 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,604 Everything we're doing tonight, 823 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,606 the stemware and the fancy restaurant 824 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,608 and the waste of my goddamn time. 825 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:19,611 The point of tonight is to get her colleagues on our side. 826 00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:21,697 They write nice things about us. She's the asshole. 827 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,198 Okay, fine. 828 00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:25,534 Rachel, make the call. 829 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,661 Jesus, have to do everything ourselves? 830 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:29,329 - That was a great catch. - Oh, all right. 831 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:30,831 They'll be here in a minute, so listen up. 832 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,124 Tonight is off the record, 833 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,126 but there are still topics to avoid. 834 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:38,046 The boy who was killed, X to the X or Miami, 835 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,757 attacked and murdered drivers, friction with the board. 836 00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:42,676 Can we ask them why they're such dicks to us? 837 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,927 Adding that to the no-fly list. 838 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,596 Do not talk about how unfairly 839 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,639 you feel you've been treated by the press, 840 00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:49,057 or women being assaulted. 841 00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:50,434 - Do not talk... - [Travis] We get it. 842 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,019 It's just a Sports Center Top Ten. 843 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,188 I'm not done. Don't talk about 844 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,356 expansion in China or driver treatment, 845 00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,068 including complaints, wages or health care. 846 00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:01,904 These are very emotional subjects. 847 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,114 We understand? 848 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:08,577 [Tim] Now, I would like to talk about your driver experience, 849 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:11,038 'cause your company's revenue stream 850 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,497 relies on the will of your drivers 851 00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:14,041 to the point that you call them partners. 852 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,584 Well, that's a figure of spee... 853 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,586 If they don't drive, your business stops, Travis. 854 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:20,255 Yet, you do not prioritize 855 00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:22,883 driver satisfaction and retention. 856 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,890 Is that a nice way of saying I treat my drivers like shit? 857 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:36,480 Maybe I should ask you about Foxconn. 858 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,358 Excuse me? 859 00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,199 [scoffs] 860 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,742 Just saying. 861 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,203 Um, we're not your peers 862 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,247 or your employees, Travis. 863 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,208 You know, I'm sitting here wondering why you won't grant us 864 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,043 the same respect that we are according you 865 00:38:58,127 --> 00:38:59,628 at this very moment. 866 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:02,048 I'm sorry. Okay, driver experience. 867 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,550 So there are some complainers. 868 00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:07,636 But if you look at the data, 869 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:11,056 my drivers have never driven more hours, 870 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:13,642 made more money, or been happier. 871 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,926 My drivers love me. And they love Uber. 872 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,605 Let's move on. 873 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,607 I can tell you about the Uber driving experience. 874 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:21,859 Come. 875 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,987 Last you saw me, 876 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:26,655 I was in the car with Travis Kalanick. 877 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:30,409 And as you could hear, it didn't end well. 878 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:31,660 You need to publish this video. 879 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,120 The world needs to see it. 880 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:35,706 He's a rich man. He could ruin me. 881 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:39,251 Your cousin Malik is a lawyer. He will help you protect us. 882 00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:40,961 You can't let him get away with this. 883 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,462 We all have bad days. 884 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:45,007 Why should he be penalized for that, Z? 885 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,009 He is not your friend, Fawzi. 886 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:48,552 [tsks] 887 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,975 I want to formally introduce myself. 888 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,518 I'm Fawzi Kamel. 889 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,645 And yes, sure, 890 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:01,189 I should probably do as my wife insists. 891 00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:04,443 She's usually right, maddening as that fact can be. 892 00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:06,737 And if you tell her I said it, 893 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,238 I'll drop you far from the curb 894 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,699 so you get your pant leg soaked in a puddle. 895 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:14,703 But, really, even if I want to post the video, 896 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:16,496 what will it really do? 897 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,832 Cost me my job? 898 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,918 [car engine starts] 899 00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:24,338 I came to this country 15 years ago 900 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,381 with a degree in civil engineering. 901 00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:28,633 But in the U.S., the degree was no good. 902 00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:31,720 So my uncle got me a job at Lenny's Limos. 903 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,806 I worked at night, attended school by day. 904 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:37,059 But it was unsustainable. 905 00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:42,064 Unlike my cousin, the lawyer, I had a family. 906 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,232 Driving became my life. 907 00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:48,612 It was okay, and then Uber came along and made driving better. 908 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,614 For a time, it gave me the opportunity 909 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,700 to work for myself, choose my own hours, 910 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,411 take home more pay. 911 00:40:58,497 --> 00:40:59,665 Thank you, sir. 912 00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:07,881 I used to take three times more on this exact trip. 913 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:10,967 But that's the ups and downs of the business, right? 914 00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:14,430 I have hope, in shall ah, things will get better. 915 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:23,105 Me and my friends were Mr. Kalanick's first drivers. 916 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:25,315 We helped him build this company. 917 00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:28,026 He said we were his business partners, 918 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:32,322 so I doubled down and made an investment in our partnership. 919 00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:35,909 I purchased a new luxury vehicle with the help of Uber financing 920 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:38,286 to meet Uber Black standards, 921 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:42,624 but the stretched incentives and the reduced rates, 922 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,919 the payments are now impossible. 923 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:49,256 Mr. Kalanick refuses to help. 924 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:55,092 Is this how you treat a partner? 925 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:15,949 Well, Mr. Kalanick could sue if you release the video, 926 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,784 but he probably won't. 927 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,162 It'll only make him look worse. 928 00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:23,707 Can I still work for Uber if I post the video? 929 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,502 You can, but you may not have a job much longer. 930 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:29,880 Why is that? 931 00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,065 [truck engine hums] 932 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:01,036 [Travis] There's no driver. 933 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,204 [laughing] Holy shit! 934 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:05,207 There's no fucking driver. 935 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,542 Came in all the way from Primm. 936 00:43:07,626 --> 00:43:10,212 A hundred fifty miles. 937 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:12,506 But your permit was denied. 938 00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:15,217 Safety third. 939 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:16,551 [scoffs] 940 00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:18,178 Dude, you have balls of titanium. 941 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,514 We've waited long enough, TK. 942 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:23,850 There's no way the Google guys will think we planned this. 943 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:26,895 I got other offers and turned them down. 944 00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:29,106 Your offer is going to be the best. 945 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,526 So I take it. 946 00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:35,904 We doing this? 947 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,616 We sure as fuck are, man. 948 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,869 He's getting rid of drivers. 949 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:45,873 What are you going to do? 950 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,670 Whatever Mr. Kalanick says, I am not a victim. 951 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:53,713 I don't blame anyone, not even him, 952 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,757 for my circumstances. 953 00:43:55,841 --> 00:43:58,343 In fact, I agree with him. 954 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,220 When a man makes a choice, 955 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:03,140 he must live with his consequences. 956 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:06,852 Fuck him. 957 00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:10,146 So no eulogies? 958 00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:11,731 [scoffs] 959 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,775 Yeah, well, I learned something about that. 960 00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,986 No matter how hard you try, 961 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:17,946 you cannot stop people from writing 962 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,865 whatever they want about you. 963 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,077 [indistinct chattering] 964 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:27,831 [light big band music plays] 965 00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:43,305 Hey, Emil Michael, Chief Business Officer. 966 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:46,391 - Michael Wolff. - Yeah, yeah. I read about you. 967 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:47,601 Media critic. 968 00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:49,811 [glasses clink] 969 00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:51,563 I'll toast to that. 970 00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:54,399 [Whetstone] Welcome. Welcome, everyone. 971 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:57,110 Just a gentle reminder that this is the Vegas of dinner parties. 972 00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:58,737 We are off the record. 973 00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:01,906 But first, please give a warm New York welcome 974 00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:04,492 to Uber's CEO, Travis Kalanick. 975 00:45:04,576 --> 00:45:06,786 [applause] 976 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:07,913 Whoop-whoop! TK! 977 00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:12,459 [Travis] Thank you. Thank you, Jill. 978 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,044 And thank you to Arianna Huffington, 979 00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:15,879 whose invaluable input 980 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,339 has made me not just a better CEO, 981 00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:19,466 but legit a better man. 982 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:21,093 [applause] 983 00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:27,349 Elbows out. 984 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,351 Ego personified. 985 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:30,560 Asshole. 986 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:32,145 These are just a few of the ways 987 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:33,855 I've heard myself portrayed in the media. 988 00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:35,106 And you know what? 989 00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:37,067 Fair e-fucking-nough. 990 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:39,486 I have been so busy on my grind, 991 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,404 I haven't taken the time to show you 992 00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:44,658 that I'm not a rapacious industrialist. 993 00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:48,036 I'm just a man stewarding a world-altering vision 994 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,996 that's exceeding all expectations. 995 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,583 I mean, not mine, but, uh... 996 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:54,876 Yeah, so that... 997 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,169 That's what tonight is about: 998 00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,462 Getting to know each other, 999 00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,214 exchanging ideas, 1000 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:01,658 and hopefully making the world a better place. 1001 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,969 First, let me introduce myself. My name is Travis. 1002 00:46:05,053 --> 00:46:08,348 I am the founder and CEO of Uber. 1003 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,642 And contrary to what you might have read, 1004 00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:13,061 I am not a monster. 1005 00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:14,562 Cheers. 1006 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,064 [Emil] Travis. 1007 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,441 [glasses clink] 1008 00:46:18,692 --> 00:46:20,735 All right, so who's got questions? 1009 00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:22,278 Hit me. 1010 00:46:22,362 --> 00:46:24,030 [woman] Real talk. 1011 00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:25,615 You must hate us press guys, huh, Travis? 1012 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,409 [Travis laughs] 1013 00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:28,910 Oh, no, no. 1014 00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:31,204 No, that's quite... Quite the opposite. 1015 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,956 You know, it's so easy to get pulled into this 1016 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,125 "You stab my back, I stab yours." 1017 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,043 But really, we should be working together. 1018 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:38,628 We're all on the same team, 1019 00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:39,963 we're all trying to do the same thing. 1020 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,756 Help the world make lives better. 1021 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,425 I mean, that's what I want. Is that what you want? 1022 00:46:44,094 --> 00:46:45,970 Sure. That's what I want. 1023 00:46:46,102 --> 00:46:47,470 Good. 1024 00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:50,765 Hey, glad you could make it. 1025 00:46:50,849 --> 00:46:54,186 I want you to meet Emil. 1026 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:59,691 He's the Chief Business Officer at Uber. 1027 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,109 Ben's from BuzzFeed. 1028 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:02,694 Good to meet you. 1029 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:05,739 I didn't know BuzzFeed was gracing us 1030 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,282 with their presence tonight. 1031 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:08,742 Michael invited me. 1032 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,243 Can't let free steak go to waste. 1033 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,619 [chuckles] Yeah. 1034 00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:12,912 My comms girl said tonight was for, 1035 00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:14,122 you know, serious journalists. 1036 00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:16,291 Not the first word I think of 1037 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,917 when I hear "BuzzFeed." 1038 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,461 - No offense. - [Ben] None taken. 1039 00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:22,630 Just glad you didn't mention lolcats. 1040 00:47:22,714 --> 00:47:24,007 [laughs] 1041 00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:28,303 To new friends, hmm? 1042 00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:29,804 Welcome, Ben from BuzzFeed. 1043 00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:32,975 A real journalist in... 1044 00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:36,311 listicle clothing. 1045 00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:54,829 [Ben] Tell me the truth, Emil. 1046 00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:56,498 What's up with this dinner? 1047 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,333 Why the about-face on your press policy? 1048 00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,668 Oh. Got tired of being misrepresented. 1049 00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:03,881 You feel like you've been treated unfairly by us? 1050 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,633 You two are cool. 1051 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,511 Yeah, but some of your colleagues have zero chill. 1052 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,763 We wouldn't even be here tonight 1053 00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:13,973 if it wasn't for Olivia Lungociu. 1054 00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,475 - You know her? - [Ben] Yeah, I know her. 1055 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,810 She's tough. 1056 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,353 [Wolff] She's not a fan of Uber. 1057 00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:20,605 She's trying to kill us, man. 1058 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:24,317 She says women shouldn't take Ubers, 1059 00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:27,320 that they're safer taking cabs. 1060 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,864 What if some poor woman reads her article, 1061 00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:32,492 takes a cab instead, and gets assaulted? 1062 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,702 That's not on us. That's on her. 1063 00:48:35,051 --> 00:48:37,512 Wouldn't that be on the cab driver? 1064 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,000 You know what I mean, Ben. 1065 00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:42,252 [laughs] 1066 00:48:43,837 --> 00:48:45,713 What if we gave her a taste of her own medicine? 1067 00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:47,465 Hmm? 1068 00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:50,593 I don't know, spend a million dollars on, uh, 1069 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:54,013 hiring a few journalists and oppo people to... 1070 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,265 To dig into her. 1071 00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:59,310 [chuckles] You can't be serious. 1072 00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:01,229 Cancer-serious. 1073 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:02,522 [laughs] 1074 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,686 I mean, we should do it. We can. 1075 00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:08,069 Maybe we are. 1076 00:49:08,153 --> 00:49:10,073 [laughs] I don't know. 1077 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,240 Oh... 1078 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:14,909 they could dig into her, you know, personal life, 1079 00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:16,119 or her family's. 1080 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:20,540 Help us fight back against her negativity. 1081 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:33,720 To me, the perfect dinner party is a séance of the living 1082 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:36,681 to raise the spirits of people who are already alive. 1083 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,641 [Travis laughs] 1084 00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:41,060 Speaking of sweetness. 1085 00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:44,772 Look at this pet it bijou Travis feted me with. 1086 00:49:45,051 --> 00:49:47,694 - It's divine, right? - [woman] Oh! 1087 00:49:48,023 --> 00:49:50,695 Most CEOs don't have such a sweet relationship 1088 00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,113 with their board members. 1089 00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,324 Is Arianna your favorite? 1090 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:55,575 [chuckles] 1091 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:58,036 Well, on the record, 1092 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,280 I love all my board members equally. 1093 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:03,625 Off the record... 1094 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:06,128 if I could have a board full of Ariannas... 1095 00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:09,297 I would kill the rest of them myself. 1096 00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:10,757 [laughter] 1097 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:13,801 That's the thing about Lungociu. 1098 00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:15,470 She plays the saint, 1099 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:17,639 but she's anything but, you know. 1100 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,307 If people knew... 1101 00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:22,477 [laughs] ...what I do about her... 1102 00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:23,937 how would that change the way 1103 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,522 her reporting is received? 1104 00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:28,442 What's that? 1105 00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:33,988 She's a slut who cheats on her husband. 1106 00:50:34,072 --> 00:50:35,990 Whoa, flinging that S-word around 1107 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:38,284 like Indiana Jones does his whip. 1108 00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,488 I wouldn't say it if it wasn't facts. 1109 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:43,165 So you have dug into her. 1110 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,376 [Wolff] What if you were found out? 1111 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,170 Wouldn't Uber be the story, not Olivia? 1112 00:50:49,254 --> 00:50:50,880 Wouldn't be a problem. 1113 00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:53,341 Nobody would know it was us. 1114 00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:55,551 You just told me. 1115 00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:57,846 [laughs] 1116 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:00,556 Hmm. 1117 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,225 [laughs] 1118 00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:06,389 - You got me there. - [cutlery clinks] 1119 00:51:08,815 --> 00:51:10,191 If you'll excuse me. 1120 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:11,610 I have to hit the head. 1121 00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:19,242 [truck horn blares] 1122 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,537 You know what happens next. 1123 00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:29,711 [Emil] Let's figure out a next possible acquisition 1124 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,462 so we can finally get over this fucking... 1125 00:51:31,546 --> 00:51:32,922 How could you, Emil? 1126 00:51:33,006 --> 00:51:34,633 [scoffs] 1127 00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:39,389 [Emil] How could I what? 1128 00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,186 The dinner was off the record. 1129 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:49,397 That's not what you should say first. 1130 00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:51,024 What you should say first is: 1131 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:53,401 It isn't true. 1132 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:56,362 Oh, that makes it doubly stupid that you said it out loud, Emil. 1133 00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:58,906 - Jesus Christ. - How it works is, 1134 00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:00,908 we do the things, you fix the things. 1135 00:52:00,992 --> 00:52:03,244 Especially when the event in question is one that you set up, 1136 00:52:03,328 --> 00:52:04,954 you guaranteed. 1137 00:52:05,038 --> 00:52:06,789 If we were in the Mafia right now, 1138 00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:08,750 it wouldn't be Emil on the hot seat. 1139 00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:11,586 It would be whoever walked us in to the room full of button men. 1140 00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:17,716 Thank you. 1141 00:52:28,061 --> 00:52:30,605 [Travis] Yeah, so that was a calamitous event, 1142 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:33,274 mostly 'cause we were lied to by unscrupulous journalists. 1143 00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:36,402 But, you know what, my resolution this year was, 1144 00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:38,646 I wasn't gonna get brought down by... 1145 00:52:40,198 --> 00:52:41,908 You know what makes me happy? 1146 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,452 Doing things that other people think were impossible. 1147 00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:46,287 And that is what I'm doing. 1148 00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:49,207 With China and with driver less, I'm doing the impossible. 1149 00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,709 But then people like Ben Smith, 1150 00:52:51,793 --> 00:52:55,797 they just hate seeing winners win. 1151 00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,403 So they tear us down, 1152 00:52:57,488 --> 00:52:59,425 makes them feel better about their sad little lives. 1153 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:00,843 I mean, Olivia Lungociu, 1154 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:02,970 does she really have to write a story 1155 00:53:03,054 --> 00:53:05,973 about Uber's data access permissions? 1156 00:53:06,057 --> 00:53:07,183 [laughs] Who cares? 1157 00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:08,810 Like, it's a non-story, right? 1158 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,436 But she did it 'cause she wants attention. 1159 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,271 And she got your attention, didn't she? 1160 00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:14,315 And then Ben Smith got everyone else's. 1161 00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:16,839 And that's why I'm sitting here in front of you today. 1162 00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:23,324 Your utter disdain for privacy, that's why you're here today. 1163 00:53:23,408 --> 00:53:26,494 Your rapacious need to win is why you're here today. 1164 00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:29,497 Not because a journalist did her job. 1165 00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:32,542 Travis, this is all you. You must see that. 1166 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,211 Please tell me you see that. 1167 00:53:37,672 --> 00:53:40,091 Okay, d-defying you. 1168 00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:44,679 I see how that was reckless, rapacious, like you say, 1169 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:47,765 but that's what it means to be a disrupter. 1170 00:53:47,849 --> 00:53:49,684 You want to punish me for embodying 1171 00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:51,477 the spirit that built the valley, 1172 00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:53,855 that built this building that we're sitting in right now? 1173 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,357 I don't know, maybe I should, 1174 00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:59,026 but I have to be who the fuck I am. 1175 00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:01,430 'Cause the end of the day, that's all I got. 1176 00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:05,241 Well, I've got some news for you, Mr. Kalanick. 1177 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,410 You and Uber are no longer the disruptors. 1178 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:10,371 Now you're the establishment, you know, so act like it. 1179 00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:12,832 And you can start by never defying 1180 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,542 our privacy policy again. 1181 00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,881 Hold on, you're... 1182 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,340 you're not killing Uber? 1183 00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,050 I'm here to stop you from killing it, 1184 00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:25,334 which you seem almost determined to do. 1185 00:54:27,806 --> 00:54:29,516 Thank you. 1186 00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,101 [Travis chuckles] 1187 00:54:32,185 --> 00:54:34,980 Break the rules again, we won't bother to call. 1188 00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:41,194 So this could have just been like a 20-minute dressing down? 1189 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,573 [sighs] 1190 00:54:42,658 --> 00:54:44,864 We needed to know the extent of Uber's subterfuge 1191 00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,240 before we made our decision. 1192 00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:48,159 Oh, so you were fishing. 1193 00:54:48,243 --> 00:54:49,871 - [scoffs] - [Cue] Have you ever used 1194 00:54:49,956 --> 00:54:52,163 your tracking program for means other than client safety 1195 00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:53,915 or abating fraud? 1196 00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:55,416 Of course not. 1197 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,500 Like I said, I'm not a monster. 1198 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,596 Uh, one more thing. 1199 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,563 You should know you're finished in China. 1200 00:55:10,648 --> 00:55:12,872 Apple will be investing a billion dollars 1201 00:55:12,957 --> 00:55:14,936 into Didi Chuxing in the coming months, 1202 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:17,325 and we'll do the same in every territory that you are in 1203 00:55:17,410 --> 00:55:19,816 if you ever step out of line again. 1204 00:55:28,908 --> 00:55:31,994 By the way, Eddy knew Steve. 1205 00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:33,996 I knew him as well as anyone could, 1206 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,623 and I can tell you this. 1207 00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:38,835 Steve would have understood you, Travis. 1208 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,120 Wouldn't have liked you very much, though. 1209 00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:01,941 [sighs] 1210 00:56:07,572 --> 00:56:08,740 [sighs] 1211 00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:14,913 [typing] 1212 00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:25,047 Well, a person can work up 1213 00:56:25,131 --> 00:56:28,342 A mean, mean thirst 1214 00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:33,556 After a hard day Of nothing much at all 1215 00:56:36,601 --> 00:56:38,269 Summer's passed 1216 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,730 It's too late To cut the grass 1217 00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:46,319 There ain't much To rake anyway 1218 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:47,946 In the fall 1219 00:56:50,573 --> 00:56:55,662 And sometimes I just ain't in the mood 1220 00:56:57,705 --> 00:56:59,999 To take my place in back 1221 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:02,502 With the loudmouths 1222 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:07,548 You're like a picture On the fridge 1223 00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:10,135 That's never stocked With food 1224 00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:13,554 I used to live at home 1225 00:57:13,638 --> 00:57:17,100 Now I stay at the house 1226 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:24,899 And everybody wants To be special here 1227 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:26,567 [typing] 1228 00:57:27,337 --> 00:57:30,745 This is Levandowski's work laptop, yes? 1229 00:57:30,830 --> 00:57:31,572 Barely. 1230 00:57:31,656 --> 00:57:33,074 He's only used it once. 1231 00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:34,242 I don't see anything. 1232 00:57:37,912 --> 00:57:39,455 Hold on, he... 1233 00:57:39,539 --> 00:57:41,165 Levandowski installed a new operating system. 1234 00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:43,626 Let me... Oh, here we go. 1235 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:47,338 He downloaded 9.7 gigs off his project servers, 1236 00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:50,049 and then erased the computer. 1237 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,759 [scoffs] 1238 00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:53,094 What? 1239 00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:56,222 He googled how to scrub a laptop. 1240 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,641 And we're fucking Google. 1241 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:06,483 You just beat Tim Cook. 1242 00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:10,444 [Travis sighs] 1243 00:58:10,528 --> 00:58:12,238 The CCP and everyone else, 1244 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,991 they're not going to let Uber survive in China. 1245 00:58:17,952 --> 00:58:19,078 We're done. 1246 00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:27,170 I'll take a great big whiskey To you anyway 1247 00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:34,468 And everybody wants To be someone's... 1248 00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:37,221 Arianna told me about your little breakfast. 1249 00:58:37,305 --> 00:58:41,016 That woman talks like she writes Internet horoscopes. 1250 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:43,978 Completely manages to obscure whatever her real agenda 1251 00:58:44,063 --> 00:58:46,523 and design she has on Travis and the company. 1252 00:58:47,082 --> 00:58:49,083 But that's not why you're here. 1253 00:58:49,605 --> 00:58:51,607 This a bourbon talk? 1254 00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:53,571 - Fuck. - What? 1255 00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:55,698 It could be for a celebration too. 1256 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,074 That what this is? 1257 00:58:57,158 --> 00:58:58,660 No. 1258 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:03,497 Google rang me up. 1259 00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:05,708 It's not good. 1260 00:59:07,418 --> 00:59:09,336 [sighs] 1261 00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:10,713 [elevator bell dings] 1262 00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:19,138 If this is about the fucking article, we're dealing with it... 1263 00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:21,515 That fire is s'mores at a goddamned cookout 1264 00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:23,684 - compared to this blazer. - Why? What happened? 1265 00:59:23,768 --> 00:59:25,352 Your friends over at Google. 1266 00:59:25,436 --> 00:59:27,188 What about them? 1267 00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:28,689 You've turned them into enemies. 1268 00:59:28,773 --> 00:59:30,608 They're suing over Levandowski. 1269 00:59:30,692 --> 00:59:33,861 And not just Uber. They're suing you personally. 1270 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:36,947 It might be time to turtle up, Travis. 1271 00:59:37,031 --> 00:59:39,284 [scoffs] I don't cower. 1272 00:59:40,785 --> 00:59:43,412 Well, then, it might be time to run. 1273 00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:46,040 I recognized the name 1274 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:49,585 Could not stop staring At the face 1275 00:59:49,669 --> 00:59:52,422 I'd never see again94772

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