All language subtitles for Hundred.Year.Inheritance.E01.130105.HDTV.H264.720p-KOR

[Episode 1]

Are you still mad at me?

Are you?

I can't remember the last time
we talked face to face.

Can we at least meet our eyes?

Chaewon.

Honey.

Don't touch me.

I said I'm sorry, so please stop it.

How long will you get on my nerves
over nothing? You're so tiring.

It was nothing?
Get on your nerves?

Tiring?

Yes.

How are you, Director Kim?

Oh!

Hi, Mr. Kim!
How have you been?

Here we have Chairwoman
Youngja Bhang of Golden Dragon Foods.

Please welcome her
with a round of applause!

Thank you.

Your big applause makes me feel
like I'm some K-pop star.

Golden Dragon Foods started
from a small grocery store.

We were able to produce
200 million dollars in exports

thanks to all our employees,
our staff members,

and our dear stockholders.

I only received the award
on your behalf

and you are the true heroes.

I would like to attribute
this honor to all of you.

Also, I'd like to thank my family
who always supports me.

My son, the brain of Golden Dragon
Foods, Director Cholgyu Kim.

And my beloved daughter,
Juri Kim.

[Pass.]

[Excuse me?]

[Pass, pass.]

[Pass!]

[Pass, pass.]

[Pass.]

[Why?]

Thank you and I love you.

Now, would you please
raise your glasses?

Let's make a toast.

For the prosperity
of Golden Dragon Foods!

Cheers!

Thank you.

Did you enjoy the dinner?

- Thank you so much.
- Congrats.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Please enjoy.

One sec.

You think you're shooting
some film?

Why don't you just drown
in alcohol?

How uneducated.

Where do you think you are?
This isn't your drinking party.

Were you taught like that?
Ill-mannered.

I didn't drink much.
This is my first glass.

There you go again,
talking back to your elder.

This is why the education
at home is important.

How come you never look good
in anything you wear?

You spent the entire afternoon
in adorning yourself up.

But is this your best look?

Truly, the fruit doesn't fall far
from the tree.

Since you've done your role,
go home.

I know you have slot wits
but how come you lack any sense

to want to stay here until the very end
when no one likes you?

Alright. Then I'll leave now.

Such a tenacious wench.
A leech.

Where is Chaewon Q.S. going?

Of course home. Q.S.?
What do you mean?

You always want to dispose her
for Quick Sale. Q.S. in short.

Gee. You're a genius
at coining a word.

Grandpa.

[Award Certificate]

Look! Why are you so slow today?

Did you go somewhere to make a baby
instead of hanging noodles?

You want a late child?

How about giving Keeok
a younger sibling?

If you're okay,
I can even bear you triplets.

You're going senile?

You're not sure?
I'm still young and healthy.

Cut the crap. And go buy
some beef tomorrow morning.

Beef? Why?

Beef is the best medicine for dotage.
Eat beef and get a grip.

Don't be shy, honey.

Chaewon?

Dad.

What brings you here at this hour?

Something happened?

I just came since
I missed my family.

Are you sure everything is okay?

Yes.

Where's Cholgyu?

He has an important
business meeting.

Then why are you standing out here?
It's cold.

I was waiting for you.

You'll freeze to death. Let's get in.

Did you eat dinner? You want me
to make noodle soup for you?

Let's get in. Come on.

Go ahead.

Those crappy jerks.

We're eating.

What made you so upset
and grumpy?

I told our kids to come help us
make noodles since we're back-ordered.

But no one has showed up.

I'm sorry.

I should've come earlier but the work
finished late today of all days.

Why do you say sorry?

You worked outside on the poles
in this cold all day long.

Stop being mad, honey.

We've sweated our guts out
but no matter how hard we work,

it's like shoveling sand
against the tide.

Who would eat traditional noodles
when foodstuffs are all around?

So, you're saying we'd better shut down
our family business of 100 years?

Then how could I face
my ancestors after I die?

They will understand you.

You know even though
we work hard,

nothing's left once we pay
our utility bills and material costs.

So why would you ask for trouble?

Enough.

All men yield to time.
You're not young forever.

Why? Are you done already?

I'm sorry.
I made a slip of the tongue.

Don't be mad
and just finish your meal.

I'm sorry, okay?

Yes, Father.
She apologizes to you.

Please stop being mad.

Oh, Grandpa.
You are a cool man.

Please accept her apology and eat
your noodles before it gets cold. Please?

I let it pass this time for Chaewon.

You have a baby?

I'm sorry?

You look gaunter
everytime I see you.

Don't you have morning sickness?

Are you pregnant?

No. Certainly not.

Constantly talking about babies.

What are you murmuring?

I just prayed for a healthy baby boy
for Chaewon.

Why?

Eat.

Geez. Can't you knock?

Why should I when I enter
my son's room?

Since you're acting like this,
Chaewon can't stand you.

Are you siding with her now?

Since when did you leave me out
and take her side?

It's not that.

I've always been open with you
but Chaewon is different.

So I'm just asking you
to be more careful.

Okay. I'll keep that in mind.

- Give me your shirt.
- It's okay. I can put it in the washer.

No. I can't let your laundry
be washed with hers.

I don't want someone else
to wash your laundry.

It's my job.

Such a wicked wench.

You dared to come
between my son and me?

Hurry, go in.

Your mother-in-law might be worried
about you being late.

Dad.

Yes?

No, nothing.

You are strange today.

- Did you fight with Cholgyu?
- No.

I always feel sorry to you.

You don't have a Mom
to open yourself up to

and you can't get through
to this incompetent dad.

I'm sorry.

Oh Dad, please don't say that.

I'm really okay.
Don't worry about me and just go.

You go in first.

I'll be home right over this gate.

Go in. I'll leave after I see you going in.
Just go in.

[I love you]

What is this?

My grandfather sent
some fresh noodles for you.

No thanks. You eat them all.

Take this.

Wash your husband's
laundry yourself.

Yes, Mother.

Ha...

Are you scoffing at me?

How dare you.

Are you mocking
your mother-in-law?

You must be off your head.

Can't you keep your mouth shut?

How dare you mock me?

You stole my son
and now you're despising me?

Let's see how long
you can laugh at me.

Laugh at me.
Laugh at me if you can!

Laugh at me! Laugh at me
till you can't laugh more, you wench!

You vamp sucking out blood
from my precious son!

What's the use of all these?

Mom, what's wrong with you?
Calm down!

Chaewon, just beg her
to forgive you!

Let go of her hair.

Please stop!

- Calm down.
- Laugh at me!

What's wrong with you?

Please, please calm down.

Even though you're upset,
you shouldn't use violence.

Yanking her hair
isn't even violence to Mom.

Wasn't your nickname Mamushi
when you were a moneylender?

Hey!

She's trying her best
but she's been stressed lately.

She seems to have started
taking anti-depressants.

- That wench takes antidepressants?
- Hey!

Again, learn to speak more politely!

She's a patient.
So give her some break.

She's smart enough to get your point,
so please solve problems by talking.

Look who's talking.

You threw a wine glass at her
a few days ago.

It was because...

She's lost her head.

She's insane.

Mom, what happened to your lips?

Huh? My lips?

What's wrong with my lips?

You're really tactless.

Don't you know her temper
to trigger her?

Just fawn over her
and butter her up.

And she'll give you anything
since she's simple-minded.

Can't you even curry her favor?
Look at you.

Get up.

Get off me.

You're so...! Are you gonna
keep wearing me out?

I said I'm sorry.

I only made a mistake while drunk.
How long will you hang onto that?

Let's stop here.

What?

I'll give you your freedom.

Let's get divorced.

Okay.

Let's divorce!

I'm fed up living like this, too!

In the hundredth anniversary.

This noodle plant has operated
for three generations.

I don't know who will keep
a diary of work after me,

but that person will be carrying on
a fourth generation family business.

The world has become affluent
and slights noodles,

but back in hard times, noodles were
a gracious food to feed the hungry,

a sanctified food
for the wedding day or rites table.

As long as you could hold
your noodle bowl,

rich and poor, sick and healthy,
old and young alike...

could feel the same warmth.

Your great grandfather,
your grandfather, and I...

were able to carry on this business

thanks to the warmth of noodles.

I earnestly ask you, my successor,
to keep the ember of warmth burning.

Oh. How nice of you. Thank you.

Would you like
something to drink?

Coffee, please.

I'm fine.

Oh, I'm sorry!

Are you alright?

I'm okay. That's alright.

I'm really sorry.
I'll pay to get it cleaned.

How much?
Ten dollars? Twenty?

Pardon?

That's okay. Don't be mindful.

This floral aroma...
of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe.

I guess you know coffee, ma'am.

2921.

2922...

Uh oh!

You're sweating.

I can't bear to see you doing this.

Solju, let me sub for you.

I'll do the bows.
Buddha will understand you too.

Stop the nonsense.
Just step aside.

Seyoon is coming back
from the U.S. today.

Please keep his journey safe
and bring him home in peace,

and help him to meet
a good woman within this year.

Also, please let Mr. Yi's business prosper
and become the top in the food industry.

I beg of you.

Solju, Solju.

I got a call. I'll be right back.

Yes. I'm with Solju
at Bongeun Temple.

Why? Don't you know she bows
3000 times on Seyoon's birthdays?

It'll last all through this afternoon.

I only pretended to bow but I already
feel pain in every part of my body.

But Solju doesn't utter a groan
and almost fulfills 3000 bows.

I know she was spiteful
since college years.

Ugh.

Get me some patches
on your way home.

So why did you follow her there
and ask for trouble?

I'm a Catholic
with a baptismal name.

Do you think I'm doing this
because I believe in Buddha?

You'll need to be promoted
to Exec Director this time.

I'm currying below her knees
all day long and I'm almost exhausted.

She's coming out. Hang up.

Are you done already?

It's cold.
Let's get some rest in the car.

I'll give you a massage. Let's go.

Sometimes you seem
to torture yourself.

What do you mean?

You always make 3000 bows
on his birthday to the point of fainting.

It's a good day to celebrate
and enjoy but...

why borrow trouble instead?

I live in luxury 364 days a year.

What's wrong with doing this
for my only son one day a year?

That single-hearted love for Seyoon.

I totally forgot to bring aroma oil.

Massage with aroma oil
works much better.

No need.
I can get acupressure later.

I took an acupressure class for you.

Though I didn't get a license,
I have a strong grip, you know.

My husband loves my massages.

Make some time.

I'll give you a full massage
from head to toe. Okay?

No need. That's burdensome.

Come on!
I'm sad to hear you say that.

You and I are not just any friends.

We've known each other for over
30 years since the college days.

We're like sisters, aren't we?

You know, on the new personnel
appointments, my husband...

I wonder if the chief priest
finished his preaching.

I guess it's almost time.

That sly brat!

I followed and cleaned up
after her all day long,

but turn her face when I was
about to ask for a favor?

Such a wench!

Hey! Don't live like that, you vixen!
My head aches.

Aren't you coming out?

Huh? I am.

I'm coming out.

It's cold. Solju!

Is his office all set?

Yes. They moved in a desk and couches
and hooked up a computer.

He's kind of a perfectionist.
Do double check.

Yes.

Oh, Mr. Uhm.

I got info that you'll be promoted
to Executive Director.

It's from the Chair's Secretary Office.
It's almost definite.

Cut the crap and get back to work.

Yes.

Came back from an outside duty?

Yes. I had a meeting
with a subcontractor.

Juri.

- Is Chaewon doing okay?
- Well. I can't say she's doing okay.

- You know I can't lie.
- Why? Something happened to her?

Not exactly but...

Why don't you ask her yourself?

What does she mean not exactly?

The wound was healed up well.
No scar left.

Thank you.

It could've been dangerous.

Ms. Minn.

I'm saying this since
you're like my younger sister.

It's not the best idea
to hush up domestic violence.

You're happy?

Pardon?

Are you happy to take
my son away from me?

I guess you are.

Just with your pretty face only...

you snatched
the number one bachelor.

Feels as if you're
on top of the world, eh?

Though I have many shortcomings,
I'll be a good wife.

Cholgyu gets easily bored
of everything.

When he was little, he used to get bored
with his favorite toys in three months.

Three months is minimum,

three years is maximum.

Enjoy while you can.

Then why did you approve
of our marriage?

Parents have a soft spot
for their children.

He threw a tantrum pestering me
to get him a new toy.

Then I'd better let him have fun with it
till he gets tired of it.

Ready?

Oh! What a handsome couple!

I've never seen such a perfectly
matched couple in my life.

You must be a match
made in heaven.

I clothe you, I feed you,
I gave you a home.

Credit cards?

Who pays these credit card bills?

It's my son and me
with my hard-earned money!

Mother...

I didn't work my tail off and earn money
to pay your credit card bills.

Daughters-in-lawa of other families
bring a huge dowry,

but you married my son for nothing.
What's even worse,

now you want to play his wife
and squander my money?

I didn't use them for myself.
I did grocery shopping and...

Why do grocery shopping?

I told you to leave the housework
to the maid and not to even lift a finger.

Just stay as you are
and leave my family in due time.

Do you understand?

Oh Mom.
Why make a loud noise over a trifle?

Just let her have some money.

Shut up.

Who are they?

Candidates for Cholgyu's wife.

I'm sorry?

I told you. Minimum three months,
maximum three years.

Since time is almost up,
I should look for a proper wife for him.

Mother!

I like the second lady.

Who do you think Cholgyu will like?

You know his taste.

Are you sure
you're a human being?

What?

Even though you don't like me,
how could you be this cruel to me?

I really can't regard you
as a human being with warm blood.

Is the blood in your veins
frozen black?

Are you crazy?
What the heck are you babbling?

I won't leave this house
no matter how much you insult me.

You said it. I won't give up the position
of this family's only daughter-in-law.

Now you're showing
your true colors.

Yes!

Your hard-earned money?

I will spend the last penny
of the money even after I die.

Don't even have vain hope.

Are you crazy?

How dare you defy my mom?

Can't believe this!

I've lived only for my son
since I was widowed at 30.

Never did I imagine
I'd be despised by a daughter-in-law.

Oh honey,
take me to where you are.

Mom, calm down.

Beg her for forgiveness!

I didn't do anything wrong.

I only told her how I felt.

We need to talk.

What's wrong with you?
Are you nuts?

I just vented my harbored feelings
for three years,

because I felt I might die
if I didn't vent them out.

I vented them out not to die.

Are you saying
you're right to defy her?

Were you this kind of a woman?

This kind of a woman?

Look who's talking, Mama's boy.

Mama's boy?

The fruit doesn't fall far
from the tree.

You snatched
the number one bachelor.

How dare you defy my mom?
Let's divorce!

You're happy?
Laugh at me!

Laugh at me if you can, you wench!

I'll divorce him.

No, I'll grant your wish.

Though it's a bit late,
you made the right decision.

But you need to know one thing.

I can give you some comfort money
but no alimony.

You made the best catch in Korea,
a divorced man,

so it's you who should
pay compensation.

I'm sorry but I won't.

What?

What is this?

Medical certificates
and a doctor's letter are inside.

Also, there is a scrapbook
on Cholgyu's scandals with actresses.

Ha!

You're back-stabbing.

Because I had to survive.

I fed and clothed a beggar like you
and now you snapped at my heels?

How hard it must've been for you
to hide your real intentions.

A biting dog doesn't bark.

What?

Chaewon.

What do you think you're doing?

Excuse me then.

Hey.

Stop right there!

Call in Attorney Kim.

Are you nuts?
Did you lose your head?

How could you tell that to her
without even discussing with me?

You are just her puppet.

You'll listen to her anyways,
so why would I want to repeat myself?

Who do you think I am?

Hey, Chaewon.

If you use violence, it'll be unfavorable
to you in the divorce settlement.

You...

You lost your head.

Yes I did.

Otherwise, how could I have lived
with your family for three years?

Look, Chaewon...
Let's talk in a quiet place.

Talk with my attorney.

I have nothing more
to speak with you about.

She's really...

We lost a big contract at the Beijing
Exposition due to his slip of the tongue,

and he lost his reputation because
of his scandals with actresses.

If he gets divorced,
our stockholders won't trust him.

You think so too, huh?

Dad!

Chaewon, what are you doing here?

I was just passing by.

Just one sec. I'll come down.

Hey. Is she your daughter?

Yes.

The one you married off
to a millionaire?

Millionaire? Not really.

Give them greetings.
My coworkers.

How do you do?

I bet your life took a turn for the better
thanks to your daughter.

Do I look like someone
to depend on my daughter?

I only wish her a happy life.

Your daughter's appearance
brightens the entire town.

What a pretty daughter you have.

Alright. Lunch is on me.
Stop flattering me.

Then can we have pork belly?

Pork belly?

Alright. We can eat that.

Go ahead and start eating.

I'll join you soon after
talking with her.

- Come to Bistro Jeonju.
- Okay.

You want to join us?

No, I'm fine.

Mr. Kim was so proud to get
his daughter into medical school,

but he lost his spirit
at your appearance.

I feel great today.

Hyodong. Chaewon.

You've been to the bath house?

Yes. I have an arranged date today.

I washed and brushed up
for two hours.

Your parents
expect good news this time.

So the guy is a manager at a big corp
and owns a house, huh?

Still, he's a salaried employee,
whose position is only ephemeral.

He could be fired in winter,
without severance pay,

and even as unfair dismissal.

You never know if he will fall
into one of these categories.

Owns a house?

There are so many
house-poor people these days.

He might not be so good as he looks.
Choose substance over appearance.

You're right but don't you think
you're a bit too pessimistic?

Not pessimistic. I'm just realistic.

By the way, your face is gaunter
than the last time.

- Something happened to you?
- No.

I have no problem.

[Mozart Piano Institute]

Ms. Uhm, it's so noisy
and I can't play the piano.

It is, huh?

Too noisy.

Finally, the citizens of Paju
can enjoy our pork.

Pork with no antibiotics,
our pork ribs are as soft as beef ribs!

You can enjoy owner's service mind
and chef's generosity

that a grill can't even hold.

Come on, Mama, Papa,
Uncle and Aunt and gnaw on ribs.

Gnaw on ribs all night.

Look, mister.

Welcome.
Look, we have a customer.

No, I'm not. I'm your neighbor
running a piano academy upstairs.

Never again~

I can't teach my students
since you make too much noise!

This isn't a dance hall.
Don't you think you're being too much?

Are you ignoring me now?

Am I talking to a wall?

I will live with you

If you're gonna continue acting like this,
I'll call the police.

Seems you have no conscience.

When we gave out rice cakes
to celebrate, you took two plates.

Stop causing a disturbance!

Causing a disturbance?

You want to see
what a real disturbance is?

Hey! We are neighbors
and should help each other.

You can't spoil our opening
like some git!

Git?

Are you gonna keep at it?

Gosh!

Why isn't it working?

Hey, are you crazy?

That nutcase...! Come here!

- What's going on?
- We must stop that woman.

Why bother? Just keep singing.

The cord was cut.

The cord?

Thank you.
Sorry, I should've washed it for you.

It's okay.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Seyoon!

Here!

Why did you come when it's cold?

Of course I came to see my son
as soon as possible.

Let me see my son's face.

It's been so long.

My mother became much younger
than the last time.

How many preservatives
did you eat while I was away?

You make me laugh. Let's go.

I'm hungry. Let's go, Mom.

What is he doing
with the light turned off?

Hello? Look!

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, my dear son.

Happy birthday to you.

You didn't come to the airport
to prepare this?

Yes.

What are you waiting for?

Okay.

What are you thinking
so hard about?

Nothing.

Let's eat. Your mother prepared
quite a spread for your birthday.

After I put my luggage
in my room and get changed.

Seems he got better.

I know.

He even made a joke.
I think he's back to himself.

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hey! Are you okay?

- Wake up.
- Say something.

Eunseol...

Eunseol...

Too inferior food for the price.

I flew business class to celebrate
my return to Korea in 30 years but...

that was a waste of money.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

You found the right place for sale?
Oh, okay.

Okay. I'll go to your realtor's office.

Thank you.

Uh oh. What are these?

Oh, no. My bag must've been
switched with this.

Then...!
This is an original not a fake?

Oh!

I can't believe this.

Wait. Isn't she the troublemaker
this afternoon?

Did Keeok call home?

She must be
in the middle of a date.

I wish she would
get married this time.

Namu Ami Tabul.
Halleluiah, Amen.

If she fails again, let her quit teaching
piano and help the family business.

You wish for the impossible.

Aren't you tired of singing
the same song for over 10 years?

Keutsoon!

You're getting impudent
with me these days.

Impudent? I'm just saying.

Are you appeasing your hunger
with nuts again?

Aren't you going to work?

Shut up.

"You meet bad luck you cannot escape."
Hi there, Gold digger.

Are you talking to me?

Who else?

I think you got the wrong person.

Look at you fiending ignorance.
Your acting is superb.

This man...

Huh? Aren't you that singer?

Yeah. You can't pretend
you don't know me.

Hey!

Hey. You're lucky today.

There are a great number of men
who fell in her trap and lost everything.

She is wanted.

What the heck are you talking about?
Are you crazy?

Well, it's not true.
I'm not that kind of a woman.

What the.

Hold on. Wait. Wait!

Who the heck are you
to spoil my date?

You spoiled my business too.
We're even now.

Ha. Can't believe this.

This is really nuts.
What the heck is that wacko?

You good for nothing!

Now you teach your son stealing?

Stealing?

Then was that begging,
not stealing?

Hey, honey!

Why am I your honey?

We are legally divorced, okay?

Mom, this is food to be served.
Please calm down.

I'll let it pass on his account.

Such a good-for-nothing.

Keeok.

Long time no see.

Yeah.

What's this atmosphere again?
Did you fight?

It's a routine.

What brings you to Seoul
at this hour?

Oh! You had an arranged date, right?
Did it go well?

If it did, I wouldn't be here.

A bottle of soju
and a small trotter, please.

Pay in advance.

You never cut relatives
or friends some slack.

Alright.

Here.

Such a money-grubber.

I'm sick of her.

You chased after her everywhere,
saying she's full of vitality.

So I must've lost my head.

I was nuts. A complete nut.

You took the words
right out of my mouth.

If I hadn't been your best friend,
I wouldn't have run into your brother.

I'm full of regrets.

I'm full of regrets too!

My nephew must have a hard time
dealing with his parents.

It's a routine.

You're really scary.

You've prepared to divorce me
in such a calm way.

How could you face me
without showing any emotions?

You're drunk.
Let's talk when you're sober.

Hey.

Acting so arrogant.
Who do you think you are?

If you're acting like this,
it'll be unfavorable to you at court.

Court? Did you say court?
You are really!

Cholgyu, Cholgyu, try to talk.

Because I'm so upset.

It should be me who should be
asking for a divorce.

How could she ask for a divorce?

Cholgyu, you must hold it back.

We should avoid her. We don't want
her dirt rubbing off on us.

Come out. Just come out.

Aren't you gonna say anything?

Just come out.

You've absolutely won.

Never did I imagine
you'd screw my mom like this.

Now you look like a human being.

Are you leaving now?

Thank you for everything.

How could they do this
to such a good person like you?

Please forget about this family
and start over.

Chaewon, Chaewon.
Big trouble!

Cholgyu...My Cholgyu is...

Something happened to him?

He caused trouble at last.

What do you mean?

I think he can't bear
being betrayed by you.

What are you talking about?

He didn't come to work
and drove out somewhere...

I don't know if he meant it
or if it was just an accident but...

He had a serious car accident
and was taken to a hospital in Namhae.

What?

I'll be back soon.
Be on standby.

Yes, Ma'am.

Excuse me.
What room is Mr. Cholgyu Kim in?

Ma'am.

Come this way please.

Where's my husband?

I guess he went for a checkup.

Please have a seat while you wait.

Huh? Why isn't it opening?

Excuse me.
Is anyone out there?

Please help me open the door.

The door is locked.

I'm locked in!

[Naehae Mental Hospital]

Mental Hospital?

My phone.

My cell phone.

Open the door!
Just open the door!

Hello? Is anyone out there?

I'm locked in! Open the door!

Welcome, Patient Chaewon Min,

Patient?

After you change into the patient gown
on the bed, we'll begin your checkup.

Why are you calling me a patient?
I'm not a patient.

Where is my mother-in-law?
She came with me from Seoul.

She returned to Seoul.

What?

She told us to help you get rest
and treatment so you can recover soon.

So you mean...

my mother-in-law
had me locked in here?

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I'm normal. I'm not insane!

I won't lose you
to anybody this time.

You really have no desire
to succeed our family business?

Oh, Father.

I have a trauma of noodles.

It's sons, not daughters,
who should succeed a family business.

When I grow up, I will...

It won't be late
to think about it later.

I'm no longer your wife.

Don't cross this line.
Or you're gonna die.

I told you. My son-in-law
has no intention to remarry.

Excuse me.
Your hat isn't right on your head.

You have a nice-looking head.

Ouch!

Are you okay?

This isn't right.
A human can't do this.

- Who the heck are you?
- Please help me.

I'm normal. I'm not insane!