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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Oh, good. Kids, you're
just in time for breakfast.
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No time, Mom. The girl I stalk
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has field hockey practice
at 8:00.
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I love a red-cheeked barbarian.
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How about you, Meg?
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Can't. I'm weirdly
the girl he's stalking.
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God help me,
I love the attention.
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Well, it's just you and me,
Stewie.
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What should we do today?
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I don't know, maybe forget
everything that just happened?
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All right, there he is.
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- Do you have his lunch ready?
- Lunch?
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This big boy has his first
whole day of preschool today.
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Oh, my God,
is it September already?
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Wow. So I have
the whole day to myself.
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Let's see. I...
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I guess I've got nothing to do
except create an excuse
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to touch the Target cashier lady
I want to run away with.
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That'll be $6.11.
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Oh, perfect.
I have a dime and a penny.
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They're right here, in my hand,
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for you to take.
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♪ ♪
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We could go to Montana.
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I want to, but I can't.
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Esperanza,
it's time to get back to work.
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Lady! Wait!
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♪ ♪
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No!
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Cinnamon-skinned Target lady!
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No!
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Target.
Due to lesbian fantasies,
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we no longer accept change.
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Well, I have the whole day.
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I guess I can watch The Office
for so long
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that Netflix has to ask
if I'm still alive.
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Hey, Lois,
is everything okay?
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Uh, our Netflix says your
Netflix is worried about you.
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Is that the delivery guy?
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Ooh, I hate him,
I hate him, I hate him!
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Oh, my God.
Oh, Brian, are you okay?!
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Oh, crap. I-I can't remember
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if doggy arms
are supposed to bend that way.
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Okay, Bonnie might know
if doggy arms
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- are supposed to bend that way.
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Hang on. She's responding.
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I can see the little dots
in the bubble.
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Oh, no, wait, she stopped.
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Oh, now she's typing again.
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Take me...
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Typing. Typing.
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Typing.
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...to a hospital.
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Oh, Bonnie doesn't have a dog.
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I spy with my handicapable eye
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something for bulk trash day!
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Yeah, you know what?
This thing's a piece of junk.
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Worked one time.
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Peter, you're throwing
this Ping-Pong table out?
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Can I have it?
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Sure, it's all yours.
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Mattress? Mattress?
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Anyone throwing away a mattress?
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Eh, what size?
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I don't know. Van size?
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Whatever size that is.
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Hello!
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Broken arm, huh?
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That's no fun.
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Hey! Get out of here!
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Uh, you didn't give him
the combination to the lock
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on your garbage shed, did you?
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- No.
- Good.
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Anyhorse, that arm looks broken.
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We'll have to get you
some painkillers.
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I'm just gonna open this drawer
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that doesn't have the mechanism
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that stops it
from pulling all the way out.
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Ah! Darn it.
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Hey, I heard a crash in here.
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I, uh... I'm gonna need
that shed password
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to throw everything away,
though.
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Four, two...
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Isn't that the same raccoon?
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No.
This one actually works here.
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Guys, there's something
going on across the street.
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Did that cocky jogger
finally get hit by a car?
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Nope. I outran them.
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♪ Cocky jogger. ♪
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Mile 13!
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- Dad, isn't that
our Ping-Pong table?
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I don't know. Let me imagine it
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with lots of paint cans
on top of it.
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Hey, that's ours!
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Wow, Cleveland,
looks like you got
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the most popular place
on the block.
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You really fixed this thing up.
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Can I play winner?
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Uh, yeah, there's a line, bub.
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The line starts all the way back
in that burning barn.
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Hey, no cuts!
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Aw, poor Brian.
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Have your pain meds
kicked in yet?
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Ho, yeah.
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How does it feel?
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Ho, yeah.
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Where are you going?
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Ho, yeah.
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Huh. I want to "ho, yeah."
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Maybe just a half of a half,
huh?
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♪ ♪
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What? Wh-Where am I?
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You're on my head, Lois.
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Chris Daughtry?
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That's right, Lois.
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Would you like
to glide around on my head
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like an air hockey puck?
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Forever?
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Just until I have to do
a smoke-inside concert
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at an Indian casino.
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Oh, that must be soon.
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Every 45 minutes.
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Oh!
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Ah...
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A thousand bucks a show
split six ways.
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Hey, Peter's underwear.
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You've been through a lot, huh?
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I'm gonna fold you nice.
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Ah.
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Hello. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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What Lois just did
isn't possible.
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Or is it?
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Let's spend an hour
of Fox's money to find out.
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Well, it's 3:50.
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That's basically 4:00.
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I mean, in some cultures,
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it's polite to do things
ten minutes early.
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You know,
if it's good with water,
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it'd be even better with wine,
huh?
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Just like Jesus says.
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B-B-Brian, Brian,
was that the last pill?
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Yes. But that's fine,
'cause my arm's all better.
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Oh, so now you're a doctor?
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Of letters, from Hofstra, yes.
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Yeah, well-well-well-well,
there's nothing I love more
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than my dog Brian and
I'm not gonna take the chance
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that he doesn't have
enough pills just in case.
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Lois, I'm good. I don't want
to get hooked on those things.
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Who wants to go
for a ride in the car?
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- Hey! Dr. Griffin!
- Yeah, Hofstra!
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Hofstra.
Pets need safety schools, too.
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Okay. Time to play another round
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of expiration date roulette
with this salami.
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God, that's annoying.
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No problem. I can turn on
that one radio station
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that's just
religious Spanish shouting.
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¡Jesucristo es el Señor
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del mundo!
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It's okay. I'm sure that noise
won't make me go insane.
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♪ ♪
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Peter?
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How's your new novel
coming along?
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♪ ♪
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- Don't read that.
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It's still very rough.
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Okay, if anyone has drugs,
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it's high school kids
under the bleachers.
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Hey, daddy-os.
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Anyone want to blast off
to Mars?
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Uh, what?
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Well, what I'm saying is,
I'm Lucy.
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Where's the sky with diamonds?
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Excuse me, ma'am, are you lost?
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No, I want pills! Give me pills!
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Aren't you kids
doing drugs under here?
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No, we're picking up trash
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and organizing
a Black Lives Matter rally.
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Ugh! How could you be
so selfish?!
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Hey, daddy-os...
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They don't have drugs!
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Later, alligators.
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Oh, Ping-Pong, huh? That's cute.
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Me, I like American games.
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Okay, I'll bite.
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No, I'm just saying
Ping-Pong's not bad,
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but I'll tell you
what's better--
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foosball.
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Isn't it generally agreed
that foosball,
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much like soccer,
originated in Western Europe?
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Isn't it generally agreed
a sphincter says, "What?"
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-No, it's not.
-What? Damn it!
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Hey, y'all! Come and get
your A&W cream soda floats!
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- Holy crap!
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That's a huge frickin' brand!
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Long spoon? Long spoon?
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Long spoon
to keep your knuckles dry?
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Okay. Thank you so much,
Cleveland,
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for taking care of my Ping-Pong
table for the last few days.
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I'll be taking it back now.
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Now, Peter, just because
Cleveland had the vision
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to see the potential in
your Ping-Pong table you didn't,
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that doesn't mean you have
the right to take it back.
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- Yeah? Says who?
- Says the landmark case
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One Man's Trashv. Another Man's Treasure.
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Hard-shell tacos, y'all.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's the brand
on those shells?
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Old El Paso.
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Oh, baby. Huge brand.
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Damn it, there's got to be
one more pill in here somewhere.
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I mean, maybe there's one
that got stuck
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in a drawer or something.
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Okay. Here, Stewie.
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Time to get nice and clean
in your bath
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while Mommy gets on her knees
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and Tara Reids
around the bathroom.
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Uh, there's no water in here.
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All right, let's see.
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Here it is.
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How's the temperature, sweetie?
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Of what? The air?
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Okay, I just need some water.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Oh, my God.
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That's the last pill.
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Oh, damn it, my hand's too big.
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It won't fit.
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Oh, Stewie, you know how you
missed your last swim lesson?
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Yeah, we could do a little
makeup class, huh?
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Wait, what's happening?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Well, you know how Teacher Amy
has you dive for rings?
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Well, this is like that,
except it's a pill
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and it's not okay
if you don't get it.
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Aah! Damn you!
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Come on, come on,
you just touched it!
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What's all the yelling...?
Oh, my God, Lois,
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- what are you doing?
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First there wasn't enough water,
then there was too much.
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I just wanted the pill.
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Lois, you need help.
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I'm sorry, but there's
only one thing to do.
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I have one pill left.
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It's in my crate
and you may have it.
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Brian, I don't see it.
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What are you doing?
Let me out of here, Brian.
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Help! Somebody help me!
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I'd stop, but my VO2 max rate
is 70.
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I-Is that good?
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"Is that good?"
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♪ Cocky jogger. ♪
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See you at the finish line.
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Brian, unlock this cage.
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I'm sorry,
I can't do that, Lois.
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You're an addict,
and I'm the reason those pills
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were in the house to begin with.
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So I'm gonna get you
through this.
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The most important thing
is you getting better.
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Stewie? Stewie.
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Help Mommy out
and just open the latch, huh?
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Stewie. Stewie?
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Stewie? Stewie?
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Stewie? Stew?
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Stew? Stew?
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Stewie? Stewie?
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Stewie? Sweetie?
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Stewie? Stewie?
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Stewie. Stewie.
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Stewie?
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Stew? Stewart?
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Stew? Stewie?
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Stewie? Stewie?
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Stewie.
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Stewie. Stewie.
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- Stewie...
Noise canceling on.
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Audible presents
Times We've Been Nude
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by all three Hemsworths.
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G'day, Liam.
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I'm about to takeme trousers off.
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Said Chris Hemsworth.
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Liam Hemsworth replied...
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Oh, Chris, you startled me.
291
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,578
I was in the processof taking my trousers off.
292
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I'm the third one,and I'm trouserless, too.
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Said the third one,holding the trousers
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that the other twobought for him.
295
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I have some coupons for these.
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This coupon is expired.
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Well, try another one.
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All of these
coupons are expired.
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Expired. Expired. Expired.
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- But, but...
- Looks like someone
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didn't study for groceries.
302
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- No, I-I studied.
303
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:01,882
Also, you're naked
and you're falling
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and you're falling
and you're falling
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and your teeth
are coming out, too.
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♪ ♪
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Daddy, will you come
to my recital?
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Can't you see I'm busy?
God, so needy.
309
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:27,150
She'll probably end up with
the first fat slob she meets.
310
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Let's start a life together.
I have 42 VHS tapes.
311
00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:42,331
They're movies taped off the TV,
so they all have commercials.
312
00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:51,265
Lois, you stand
on trial for drug use
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prompted by mom-related boredom.
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This council has no hesitation
in pronouncing you...
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- Guilty.
- Guilty.
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00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,187
Y-You're on mute, Jor-El.
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00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:08,574
Jor-El, y-you have
to unmute yourself.
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- clicks)
- Dur, sorry.
Can you hear me now?
319
00:16:11,196 --> 00:16:13,304
Yeah, yeah, o-okay, we got you.
320
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Okay. Guilty.
321
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:28,711
I don't know this reference!
322
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:32,156
Is this from a Spider-Man?
323
00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:39,889
What took you so long?
324
00:16:39,907 --> 00:16:41,907
You dragged all that stuff
out to your lawn
325
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,317
just waiting for this moment?
326
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,820
Nah, I'm getting a jump
on the next big trash day.
327
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,414
So, what,
you're mad 'cause people
328
00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:50,733
have been enjoying
my Ping-Pong table?
329
00:16:50,826 --> 00:16:53,327
No, I'm mad they've been
enjoying my Ping-Pong table.
330
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,239
- Peter, you're acting
like a child.
- No, I'm not.
331
00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,407
So let's solve this
like children.
332
00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:00,426
A game of Ping-Pong
for the table.
333
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,687
Whoever wins keeps it.
334
00:17:03,765 --> 00:17:05,189
You're on.
335
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,086
Oh, wait, if we want
to have a fair match,
336
00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:12,196
we're gonna need a referee.
337
00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:13,698
What took you so long?
338
00:17:13,925 --> 00:17:15,366
It's my third time tonight
339
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,942
so it's taking longer.
340
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,095
Not you, Chris.
341
00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:29,772
♪ I been in a cave ♪
342
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,774
♪ 40 days ♪
343
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,033
♪ Only a spark ♪
344
00:17:33,127 --> 00:17:35,294
♪ To light my way ♪
345
00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:38,038
♪ I want to give out ♪
346
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,891
♪ I want to give in ♪
347
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,060
♪ This is our crime ♪
348
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:44,896
♪ This is our sin ♪
349
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:47,123
♪ But I still believe ♪
350
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♪ I still believe ♪
351
00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:50,810
♪ Through the pain ♪
352
00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:53,629
♪ And through the grief ♪
353
00:17:53,722 --> 00:17:58,076
♪ Through the lies, through the storms ♪
354
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,745
♪ Through the cries ♪
355
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:01,895
♪ And through the wars ♪
356
00:18:01,989 --> 00:18:04,457
♪ Oh, I still believe ♪
357
00:18:10,982 --> 00:18:12,632
♪ I still believe. ♪
358
00:18:33,354 --> 00:18:37,031
All right, Peter, game point.
359
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,626
♪ ♪
360
00:19:03,217 --> 00:19:05,626
I gave Peterthe biggest softball tee
361
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,887
you could possiblygive to an opponent,
362
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,555
giving him the advantage.
363
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,874
The truth is,after the first day,
364
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:15,302
Ping-Pong was the greatest thingthat had ever happened to me.
365
00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:18,489
But by day five, I was so sickof playing Ping-Pong
366
00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:21,217
and having people at my house,I was ready
367
00:19:21,386 --> 00:19:24,144
to shove that bitchinto the Fargo wood chipper.
368
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,488
I'm sorry about the table,
Cleveland.
369
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,674
And I'm sorry
I've been such a jerk.
370
00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:38,083
It's okay.
371
00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:39,919
I can't believe
we let a silly table
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00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:42,096
come between our friendship.
373
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,774
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a draw.
374
00:19:45,776 --> 00:19:49,395
- Oh, come on.
- Yeah, well,
it was a waste of time.
375
00:19:52,174 --> 00:19:53,933
So, who gets
the Ping-Pong table?
376
00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:56,101
I guess it's no one's table now.
377
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:57,570
That's all I wanted.
378
00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:08,689
My head.
379
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,783
Brian, you stayed by my side
380
00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:12,859
- all night long?
- I did.
381
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,439
It's kind of what dogs do.
382
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:17,957
Paw.
383
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:21,636
Good dog, Brian. Very good dog.
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00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:28,226
♪ ♪
385
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,461
Alexa, play music
that sounds like I'm on drugs.
386
00:20:38,554 --> 00:20:40,905
Playing the last45 quavery seconds
387
00:20:41,132 --> 00:20:42,798
of "Crimson and Clover."
388
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,651
♪ Crimson and clover ♪
389
00:20:45,803 --> 00:20:48,729
♪ Over and over ♪
390
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,565
♪ Crimson and clover ♪
391
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,085
♪ Over and over ♪
392
00:20:54,312 --> 00:20:57,237
♪ Crimson and clover ♪
393
00:20:57,315 --> 00:20:59,507
♪ Over and over. ♪
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