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Ahh Hair.
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Ahh Hair.
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Ireland's most elite
hairdressing contest is back.
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Elite.
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With cutting.
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Cutting.
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Colouring.
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Colouring.
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Talking.
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Talking.
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And of course,
the ever dramatic Avant Garde Grand Final.
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Avant Garde Final.
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Join us live here
on Fad TV for exclusive coverage
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of this elite event.
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Elite.
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And watch
hair industry royalty,
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judge Ireland's most
sophisticated stylists.
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You can fuck off!
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I'll fuck off nowhere.
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Highlights, base colour
and a cut.
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That's 80 Euro you owe me.
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I said I wanted to look like
Taylor Swift.
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Not Jimmy fuckin' Saville!
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Who?
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I'm not paying for that.
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Now fuck off out me gaff!
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That's not right Audrey.
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I done the work, now give me
my bleedin' money!
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Or what?
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You can't take a haircut
back can ya?
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Yeah, I can...
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if I rip it out
your poxy head.
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Tramp.
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This fuckin kip.
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Yeah ya tramp!
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Pick it up turn...
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Will you shut up?
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You mind your own business.
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Pick it up,
turn back round Piglinstown is going down.
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Amber...
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What?
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What are you standing there for?
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I told you to stand
behind me like.
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Would you stop?
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You mind your nose!
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Just six weeks to go now,
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finalists will be finishing
their avant garde pieces.
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And we will soon find out
who'll be this years
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Ahh Hair champion.
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Stacey bleedin' Barry.
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Stacey! Stacey!
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It's half 9 Stacey.
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Are you listening to me?
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Are you going
to have your breakfast?
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I have to go Nanny.
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- I'm late as usual.
- Your hair's wet!
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It's called a Piglinstown Pony.
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For life on the run.
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Very good.
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Did me Ma ring last night?
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No pet.
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Ah she'd be very busy
over there.
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Mm.
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Anyway, I'll be working
with her soon.
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Oh, changed her mind has she?
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She will.
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When she sees this.
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And I win that bleedin'
competition.
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Right, I'll see ya Nanny.
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Hello, Deadly Cuts.
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This is Michelle.
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Ah, how are ya Tina?
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I know, I seen it.
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Can't make it down.
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Alright.
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I'll be back for me lunch!
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Story Gemma.
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How are ya Mrs Quinn?
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Hiya Stacey love.
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Did you see outside?
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I certainly smelt it.
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Let me guess, the bleedin'
Buzzers.
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They robbed a sewage truck
thinking it was full of petrol.
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A brain is what they'd want
to rob.
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Bastards!
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What happened to your face?
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I got into a row up in Audrey
Bourke's doing a nixer.
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You can't be getting
into fights Stacey.
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Who can't?
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And if Michelle catches you
doing nixers there'll be murder.
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I have to save don't I?
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It's not cheap moving to Spain.
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Spain?
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Why'd you want to go there?
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Full of English.
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And me Ma, remember?
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How could I forget?
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Her swanning off
and you only a child.
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Yeah, but she had to get out of
this kip didn't she?
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Piglinstown.
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A town full of fuckin' pigs,
isn't that right Mrs Quinn?
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A few bad apples spoiling
everything as usual.
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Same thing
happened back in my day.
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A big fuck called Noley Poley
came in, trying to take over.
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Me Da said me Granddad
drove him out
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with his concerned
citizens group.
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Hero my Granddad was.
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We all did our bit.
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Would you not go out and throw
them a few digs now Mrs Q?
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Yeah, keep on laughing and
complaining,
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but God forbid one of yas
would do anything about it.
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Let me guess,
you forgot your key?
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Ah Michelle,
where would I be without ya?
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Locked out of your butchers shop
ya gobshite.
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Morning girls.
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- How are ya Jonner?
- Hey Jonner.
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Lovely bit of steak in if yous
are after some for dinner?
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Oh Gemma was only saying
she'd love to try a bit
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of your sausage.
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Here.
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I'll drop it back in later.
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Bye love.
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Sausage.
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What happened to your face?
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What?
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Your face is scratched off you.
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I walked into a tree.
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What tree?
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What?
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There's about three trees in
Piglinstown.
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You'd be doing well
to walk into one.
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There's one off the back green.
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- Is there?
- Yeah.
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A fucking...
deciduous it is.
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You're late Chantelle.
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Erm...
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You see,
there... there was a fire
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and then... and then
there was a dog okay?
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And then you see
the dog got into the fire
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and then he started
screaming and...
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Cha...
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We all know you can't lie.
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What's going on?
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It's her nerves.
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She contours too much
when she's nervous.
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Look at...
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I had to walk the long way
cos Deano said,
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that if I walked through
the car park one more time,
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that he was gonna
shave my head.
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Oh for God's sake Chantelle!
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I heard that he'd done it to
Laura Martin and her head's
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like a bleedin' Malteser.
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You're always hearing things.
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Don't make it my problem.
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You hit the fat one!
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Deano's everybody's fuckin'
problem.
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Pull your hair back.
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What are you having done love?
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I love Shirley Bassey.
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Everybody knows that
they drowned poor Dezzie Kane
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in a shopping trolley.
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And the Garda, they're doing
nothing about it.
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Me Ma can't even come down
and do her shopping.
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She's terrified.
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How are you Gemma?
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When are the council gonna
clean up that shite outside?
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No witnesses.
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Everyone's terrified.
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Your man Deano...
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I would do fuckin' time for him.
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The science of the mind
Mrs Quinn.
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You need to let all that
emotion out.
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Release it.
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It's emphysema I have
not a bleedin' poltergeist!
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Alright, see ya in a minute.
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No, I'm on me way out anyway,
so I won't have to put up
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with it much longer!
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Don't be sayin' that!
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Any appointments have yas?
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Booked up, pal.
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Is that right, pal?
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We had an appointment booked
didn't we Squeak?
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How did I miss that?
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As Stacey said,
we're booked up.
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Maybe whoever done your last cut
could do it?
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Lawnmower was it?
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So you know,
security's gone up.
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What?
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Well, you want your shop
kept safe.
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You're already crippling us.
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You can whistle for your money.
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Mm.
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We'll see.
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Yeah.
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Whoops.
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Well they're
getting worse they're driving
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all the shops out an all.
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Well, Fat Mick is starting
a petition
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to take to the council
about it.
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100 signatures he has.
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Surprised that many people
round here can write.
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Stacey, serious, he's saying
they could shut
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all the shops down.
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Relax you ya bleedin' hysteric.
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Chantelle, it's scalding!
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Oh sorry Michelle,
it's that tap!
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That poxy tap!
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Nearly took Mrs Quinn's scalp
off earlier.
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She made me give her
a free treatment for it.
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First rule of Piglinstown Gem,
don't piss off the old ones.
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Now go on, get that entry
for Ahh Hair.
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I want to show Michelle.
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Ah not tonight love,
I've stock checks to do.
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Can leave it with
Chantelle.
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Ah come on Michelle.
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Ah why Michelle.
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We've been working on it
for months.
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I haven't time Stacey, sorry.
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Ah Michelle,
it'd only take two minutes.
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I told yas, I want nothing
got to do with it!
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It's just that I was never
really into them competitions.
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All that posing and all.
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And they're not meant
for little shops like us.
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How yous even got in
is beyond me.
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For being fuckin' brilliant!
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- And Stacey harassed them.
- Oh shut up Chantelle!
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So I made a few phone calls.
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Pointed out their consistent
lack of diversity.
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Hm.
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Go on then.
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Okay.
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And then that would go
like that.
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See the back of it.
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It's supposed to reflect
our unique role as a salon.
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Ours is keep the buzz going.
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We present this if we
make it into the grand final.
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I know how it works.
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Chan used real bees wax
to do the colours, tell her.
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Oh here we go.
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The dull blonde of honey
can be recreated
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by using a point two
three violet
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and a split ash vol.
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Oxidise with ammonia before
application,
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which I find gives
the best smoky undertones.
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And all that.
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The nutty professor over there.
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Don't knock it.
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The Ahh Hair final
is half your piece,
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half the waffle.
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You have to sell it.
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It's good.
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Very good.
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We're gonna smash it!
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Aah, that's great!
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Ah come on Shell, come with us!
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Aah, it'll really help our
chances if we have you there
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to make closing comments.
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Imagine ya Shell.
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Up on that stage.
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All the lights and
all the three of us...
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Enough Stacey!
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Just keep my name
out of it, right?
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You're on your own.
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Ride ya I says,
go in shite I says.
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I know what you south side
fuckers are like with your STDs.
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Say he has a Mickey
like a Lion Bar?
268
00:11:46,657 --> 00:11:48,592
"What did you come back to me
gaff for then?" he says.
269
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,425
"Cos I wanted to see it."
I says.
270
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:51,158
Massive it was.
271
00:11:52,158 --> 00:11:53,024
And so was his Mickey.
272
00:11:54,592 --> 00:11:56,191
Dirty bastards
them posh boys are.
273
00:11:56,225 --> 00:11:57,558
I swear to God.
274
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,124
I'm mean I hadn't even got
the clothes off me back
275
00:11:59,158 --> 00:12:01,258
and he already had his finger up
me back passage.
276
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:03,325
I said get out there you!
277
00:12:03,358 --> 00:12:05,058
Before I stick me fist up yours.
278
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,792
So I s...
279
00:12:06,825 --> 00:12:07,991
What the fuck yas
looking at?
280
00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:11,458
Well, well, well, if it isn't me
darlin' daughter, huh?
281
00:12:11,492 --> 00:12:12,691
And the mouth of the south.
282
00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:14,758
Far from the south I'm from!
283
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,425
Linsey's been there lately
though haven't ya Lins?
284
00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:19,558
Are ya doing a duet
with your oul Dad later?
285
00:12:19,592 --> 00:12:21,091
Go way and stop cramping me
style, you.
286
00:12:28,258 --> 00:12:29,158
Hello girls!
287
00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:30,158
How yas doing?
288
00:12:30,191 --> 00:12:30,724
Fuck off!
289
00:12:31,325 --> 00:12:32,525
Oh fuck off she says.
290
00:12:32,558 --> 00:12:33,458
Er how are ya Bingo?
291
00:12:34,525 --> 00:12:36,325
Not in the mood tonight.
292
00:12:36,358 --> 00:12:37,391
What's the story Patsy?
293
00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,691
Cider.
294
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,325
For all the boys.
295
00:12:40,358 --> 00:12:42,058
No problem lads.
296
00:12:42,091 --> 00:12:43,758
Let's just have a nice quiet one
tonight, yeah?
297
00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:45,725
Nice quiet one.
298
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,758
What does that remind me of?
299
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:50,558
Oh yeah, bangin' your old one.
300
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,191
Here, d'you not like
his joke Patsy?
301
00:12:57,091 --> 00:12:58,591
Yeah.
302
00:12:58,624 --> 00:13:01,225
Just my mother
passed away there.
303
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,691
Yeah, I know.
304
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,692
D'you know Deano robs half
his takings every morning.
305
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:15,492
Protection he calls it.
306
00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:17,425
Wish his Da had of
used protection.
307
00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,591
Ahh hair.
308
00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:02,458
Shame on you!
309
00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:05,158
Disgraceful!
310
00:14:05,191 --> 00:14:06,725
Put her in jail!
311
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,591
Take her scissors!
312
00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:09,991
Get off that stage!
313
00:14:16,258 --> 00:14:17,258
Oh no girls sketch.
314
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,625
Alright girls, what's the story?
315
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,425
You alright?
316
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,058
Jeez, you're very fuckin' quiet
ain't yas?
317
00:14:24,425 --> 00:14:26,391
Don't worry,
I'm only having a look.
318
00:14:26,425 --> 00:14:29,325
Do you know
why they call me Two Teeth?
319
00:14:29,358 --> 00:14:31,524
Cos I rode two of me teachers
at primary school.
320
00:14:31,557 --> 00:14:33,725
That's Two Teach, you thick.
321
00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:35,225
No, I'm talking about
what I knocked out their heads
322
00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:36,024
when I was at it.
323
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,725
Come on and have
a fuckin' dance will ya?
324
00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:40,158
- Come on...
- Get your fuckin' hands off!
325
00:14:40,191 --> 00:14:42,625
Ooh she's very feisty ain't she?
326
00:14:42,658 --> 00:14:44,458
Going with the seconds, no?
327
00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:46,124
Oh third time's a charm, what?
328
00:14:46,158 --> 00:14:47,725
Come on,
I know you like dancing.
329
00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:49,758
- I've seen ya.
- Fuck off!
330
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,491
Here!
331
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,625
- Leave the girls alone!
- Get your fuckin' hands off me!
332
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,058
Just go and have your night!
333
00:14:56,524 --> 00:14:58,225
Got a problem here Mr Karaoke?
334
00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:00,658
Huh?
335
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,991
He's only trying to have
a fuckin' dance.
336
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:08,058
Look at that!
337
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,291
A whole bleedin' Irish jig!
338
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:09,859
Leave it out!
339
00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:11,058
What's your problem man?
340
00:15:11,091 --> 00:15:11,658
I'll fuck...
341
00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:13,524
Shut your fuckin' mouth!
342
00:15:13,557 --> 00:15:14,725
Who else wants a go?
343
00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:16,225
He has me hair!
344
00:15:17,692 --> 00:15:18,592
You wanna slap me?
345
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,491
Leave it out lads will ya?
346
00:15:19,524 --> 00:15:21,491
Ha ha boys...
347
00:15:30,491 --> 00:15:32,391
It's a disgrace!
348
00:15:32,424 --> 00:15:34,758
And they burnt out two cars
on the green.
349
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:37,258
And wait until you hear
what else they done last night.
350
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:39,491
Robbed Dazzler's karaoke
machine.
351
00:15:42,491 --> 00:15:44,225
Me songs.
352
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,091
No, no!
353
00:16:03,124 --> 00:16:04,625
There's just, there's
just no even point anymore!
354
00:16:04,658 --> 00:16:06,525
They'll shave me head and
I can't pull that off Michelle.
355
00:16:06,558 --> 00:16:07,692
- Me face is too...
- Pick that up now!
356
00:16:08,525 --> 00:16:10,525
Pick it up!
357
00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:12,058
I poured my life
into building this.
358
00:16:12,091 --> 00:16:14,390
I will not be bullied out
of it by any scumbag!
359
00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:15,258
Do you hear me?
360
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,525
Oh sorry hun, we're shut.
361
00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:26,457
Come back to us again
and we'll sort that out for ya.
362
00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:27,592
I've seen worse.
363
00:16:29,325 --> 00:16:31,058
Terrible thing that's often
happening to yous
364
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,158
here girls isn't it?
365
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,625
Terrible thing.
366
00:16:33,658 --> 00:16:35,390
Yous look tired.
367
00:16:35,424 --> 00:16:38,792
Sorry, can we help ya there or
are you just in for a nose Mr...
368
00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:41,357
Flynn. Darren Flynn.
369
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,558
From the posters.
370
00:16:43,592 --> 00:16:45,424
I'm your local councillor girls.
371
00:16:46,492 --> 00:16:48,390
A politician.
372
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,525
Do you know what that is?
373
00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:51,492
Well I know what me Nanny says
yous are.
374
00:16:51,525 --> 00:16:53,357
Ah right, very good.
375
00:16:54,525 --> 00:16:59,424
Well, I've been keeping an eye
on the situation here.
376
00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:02,558
Ah, getting out of control
isn't it?
377
00:17:02,592 --> 00:17:06,324
But you girls would be
happy to know that I am taking action.
378
00:17:06,357 --> 00:17:08,225
Oh, fantastic!
379
00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:09,525
It's about time.
380
00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:11,124
We're knocking down the shops.
381
00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:11,792
- The fuck?
- Excuse me?
382
00:17:11,825 --> 00:17:14,024
It's the only way ladies.
383
00:17:14,058 --> 00:17:15,792
I mean with the gang
escalating the way
384
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:18,324
they are and all them
units closing.
385
00:17:18,357 --> 00:17:20,758
Well, the place is turning
into a health hazard.
386
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:23,124
Hang on a bleedin' second there.
387
00:17:23,158 --> 00:17:25,492
You're saying that this is your
solution to the gang?
388
00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:27,658
It's very emotional isn't it?
389
00:17:27,692 --> 00:17:29,058
Very emotional,
390
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:33,424
but think of it as
a new start for the area.
391
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:36,692
This whole desperate thing
demolished.
392
00:17:36,725 --> 00:17:37,991
- Gone.
- And then what?
393
00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:42,324
Piglinstown 2.0.
394
00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:43,692
Lovely apartments.
395
00:17:43,725 --> 00:17:45,592
Big coffee chains.
396
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:46,692
A hotel.
397
00:17:46,725 --> 00:17:48,124
A hotel?
398
00:17:48,158 --> 00:17:50,058
Who the fuck'd stay in
Piglinstown?
399
00:17:50,091 --> 00:17:52,357
Don't underestimate
this area, pet.
400
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,024
Full of potential it is.
401
00:17:54,058 --> 00:17:56,091
For who?
402
00:17:56,124 --> 00:17:57,458
How long have we got?
403
00:17:57,492 --> 00:17:58,357
Four weeks notice.
404
00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:00,024
- Four weeks?
- What?
405
00:18:00,058 --> 00:18:01,592
We have a competition
in six weeks!
406
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,357
A competition?
For... for hairdressers?
407
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:05,324
Yeah.
408
00:18:06,592 --> 00:18:08,258
Sure I've heard it all now!
409
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:09,324
This is my job.
410
00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:10,525
I, I work here.
411
00:18:10,558 --> 00:18:12,024
What am I meant to do?
412
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,558
Plenty of jobs sweetheart.
413
00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:16,391
- Hasn't everyone got hair?
- Wait, sorry.
414
00:18:16,425 --> 00:18:17,792
- You have to just wait...
- Hang on a minute.
415
00:18:17,825 --> 00:18:19,158
What if I wanna contest this?
416
00:18:19,191 --> 00:18:20,391
What if I want to do something
about it?
417
00:18:20,425 --> 00:18:24,391
Any more questions, be sure to
contact the council offices.
418
00:18:24,425 --> 00:18:25,792
There are plenty of machines
there to listen
419
00:18:25,825 --> 00:18:27,158
to your concerns.
420
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,758
Smile girls!
421
00:18:31,124 --> 00:18:32,492
It's a wonderful thing.
422
00:18:44,592 --> 00:18:46,091
...and her head's like
a bleedin' Malteser!
423
00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:48,058
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.
424
00:18:48,091 --> 00:18:49,257
The hairdressers.
425
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,725
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
426
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,091
A reports already gone in
for that.
427
00:18:52,124 --> 00:18:53,658
Filed and everything.
428
00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:56,058
Your local council rep
took care of it.
429
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,024
Keeps a close eye on crime
around there.
430
00:18:58,058 --> 00:18:58,758
Great man.
431
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,658
He's the one shutting us down.
432
00:19:00,692 --> 00:19:02,391
To stop the gang.
433
00:19:02,425 --> 00:19:03,391
Is that not your job?
434
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,658
Mr Flynn's solution sounds like
a good one to me.
435
00:19:08,224 --> 00:19:12,592
Tricky to catch those fellas
in their... cars.
436
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,725
And what are you in?
437
00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:15,425
A poxy rowing boat?
438
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,325
Come in Berty.
439
00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:17,658
Just spotted your ex
in town there.
440
00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:19,091
You said to keep an eye.
441
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,158
Amanda...
442
00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:25,158
Go ahead Unit 4,
what's she wearing.
443
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:26,525
Looks
like something in leopard print.
444
00:19:26,558 --> 00:19:27,425
Stuffed into it so she is.
445
00:19:28,692 --> 00:19:31,257
Come on Michelle,
so they close us.
446
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:33,458
We do the competition
two weeks later.
447
00:19:33,492 --> 00:19:35,525
All that publicity and all,
we could get a petition going.
448
00:19:35,558 --> 00:19:36,525
Get back onto Fat Mick.
449
00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:37,558
You never know
what could happen around here.
450
00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:41,425
Stacey, you can't be
a contestant with Ahh Hair
451
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,024
unless you're a working salon.
452
00:19:45,325 --> 00:19:46,525
You're gonna have to withdraw.
453
00:19:47,257 --> 00:19:49,158
What?
454
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,592
No, I'm not withdrawing,
I'll ring them.
455
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:51,458
I'll get back onto them.
456
00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:52,358
I'll tell them what's
after happenin...
457
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,425
Sta...
458
00:19:56,525 --> 00:19:58,525
No, look girls,
we'll be able to fix this.
459
00:19:58,558 --> 00:19:59,625
It's bollocksed Stacey.
460
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:00,725
They burnt it and everything.
461
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,224
This fuckin' kip!
462
00:20:11,157 --> 00:20:12,425
What am I meant to do now?
463
00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:17,458
Wanna do hair?
464
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,258
Where's Chantelle?
465
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,391
She's gone out to get drinks.
466
00:20:28,224 --> 00:20:29,425
By herself?
467
00:20:33,091 --> 00:20:34,592
Alright tramps?
468
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,258
What the hell do you think
you're doing?
469
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,792
- Let her go!
- Where you going, huh?
470
00:20:38,825 --> 00:20:41,157
Queen of bleedin' Sheeba,
swanning around
471
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:43,123
like you're from somewhere
you're not.
472
00:20:43,157 --> 00:20:45,091
You're gonna be out on your arse
soon though aren't ya?
473
00:20:45,123 --> 00:20:46,625
Yeah, Deano heard about that.
474
00:20:46,658 --> 00:20:51,224
Now, I owe this little fuckin'
squeak box here a haircut.
475
00:20:51,258 --> 00:20:53,024
But before I do that,
476
00:20:53,058 --> 00:20:54,391
me and the boys came in
here earlier.
477
00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:56,024
You probably noticed that.
478
00:20:56,058 --> 00:21:00,492
Found oads of shampoos and all,
but the money,
479
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,291
yous bitches have that
well hid.
480
00:21:02,325 --> 00:21:03,391
There is no money.
481
00:21:03,425 --> 00:21:05,458
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
482
00:21:05,492 --> 00:21:08,658
Don't be lying to Deano.
483
00:21:08,692 --> 00:21:11,325
Fuckin' loads of money yas have.
484
00:21:11,358 --> 00:21:15,190
And if these shops are going,
I'll be taking all I can
485
00:21:15,225 --> 00:21:16,325
while I can.
486
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,258
Now get it!
487
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,190
Wait, wait, wait, wait now...
488
00:21:19,225 --> 00:21:21,458
Let's talk about this.
489
00:21:21,492 --> 00:21:24,058
You don't need to do this,
right?
490
00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:26,157
Maybe...
491
00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:28,123
...you're frustrated are ya?
492
00:21:28,157 --> 00:21:30,058
Angry and all.
493
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:34,291
Maybe er... maybe you didn't have
the best start in life, eh?
494
00:21:34,325 --> 00:21:35,758
Do you wanna talk about that?
495
00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:38,123
Be nice to just...
to just talk.
496
00:21:41,825 --> 00:21:43,090
Yeah.
497
00:21:44,258 --> 00:21:45,391
Come here to me.
498
00:21:45,425 --> 00:21:47,358
You're alright,
you're a good person.
499
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:49,358
Come here.
500
00:21:51,725 --> 00:21:52,258
You're alright.
501
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,425
How's your Da's nose?
502
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,558
It isn't broke!
503
00:21:55,592 --> 00:21:58,291
Well, I'll do it better
the next time!
504
00:21:58,325 --> 00:21:59,225
Now!
505
00:21:59,258 --> 00:22:00,225
Listen to me!
506
00:22:00,258 --> 00:22:03,123
I might be a little bit off me
box right now,
507
00:22:03,158 --> 00:22:04,492
so I wouldn't go messing
with my head any
508
00:22:04,525 --> 00:22:06,158
more if I was yous.
509
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,458
If yous aren't gonna pay
the Deano piper,
510
00:22:08,492 --> 00:22:10,758
well, I'm just gonna have to
better start me haircuts.
511
00:22:12,191 --> 00:22:13,057
Here!
512
00:22:14,725 --> 00:22:17,225
Have your money over here you
big dozy looking prick!
513
00:22:17,258 --> 00:22:19,458
Ah, there she is.
514
00:22:19,492 --> 00:22:22,023
I was wondering when you were
going to open your smart mouth.
515
00:22:22,057 --> 00:22:24,090
You make it too easy for me pal.
516
00:22:24,123 --> 00:22:26,625
Coming in here with your little
pigeon head on ya!
517
00:22:26,658 --> 00:22:28,692
Acting the hard man in your
confirmation tracksuit!
518
00:22:28,725 --> 00:22:30,391
Stacey, will ya be careful!
519
00:22:35,158 --> 00:22:37,458
Your Nanny lives upstairs
doesn't she?
520
00:22:37,492 --> 00:22:39,692
Maybe I'll pay her
a visit sometime.
521
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,725
Oh go on, say another word,
I dare ya!
522
00:22:41,758 --> 00:22:43,325
See I love an old gee
523
00:22:54,225 --> 00:22:55,090
Woah!
524
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:57,124
You bitches are bananas!
525
00:22:57,391 --> 00:22:58,725
Don't fucking dare,
don't fucking...
526
00:22:58,758 --> 00:23:00,023
Not me hair,
not me hair!
527
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,425
I'm gonna shut your fuckin'
mouth yas.
528
00:23:18,057 --> 00:23:19,492
Is that water alright for ya?
529
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,458
What do you make of me tracksuit
now, huh?
530
00:23:23,492 --> 00:23:24,425
You're fu...
531
00:23:48,124 --> 00:23:49,391
Jeez.
532
00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:39,058
What do we do?
533
00:24:40,225 --> 00:24:41,358
We call,
we call the Garda
534
00:24:41,391 --> 00:24:43,291
because it was self-defence.
535
00:24:43,325 --> 00:24:45,024
It was!
536
00:24:45,058 --> 00:24:46,358
Are you mad?
537
00:24:47,291 --> 00:24:49,492
Four on one and us just after
being down there like
538
00:24:49,525 --> 00:24:52,058
a shower of mad yolks?
539
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:54,225
At the very least
we'll be arrested.
540
00:24:54,258 --> 00:24:57,058
And at the worst, jail.
541
00:24:57,091 --> 00:24:58,325
Jail?
542
00:24:58,358 --> 00:25:00,525
I couldn't, I couldn't not
go to jail like...
543
00:25:02,058 --> 00:25:04,525
You would be absolutely fucked
in prison Chantelle!
544
00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:07,725
I'd get by on me humour.
545
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:10,158
What about me?
546
00:25:10,191 --> 00:25:13,158
Ah, you'd be like the pal.
547
00:25:13,191 --> 00:25:14,658
The one all the hard bitches
use to talk about
548
00:25:14,692 --> 00:25:15,391
their feelings.
549
00:25:15,425 --> 00:25:17,458
Nobody's fuckin' going to jail!
550
00:25:24,225 --> 00:25:25,525
Has anybody got appointments
in the morning?
551
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:26,291
I do.
552
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,725
I've a highlights first
thing.
553
00:25:27,758 --> 00:25:30,458
- You'll have to cancel it.
- Cancel it?
554
00:25:30,492 --> 00:25:32,391
I'm not cancelling a highlights,
that's 80 Euro!
555
00:25:35,258 --> 00:25:36,225
Better move fast then.
556
00:25:50,658 --> 00:25:53,058
You sure them CCTVs couldn't
have seen us?
557
00:25:53,091 --> 00:25:55,091
Those cameras haven't worked
for months.
558
00:25:55,124 --> 00:25:57,124
Someone could have looked out
a window or something.
559
00:25:57,158 --> 00:25:58,024
It's very dark out.
560
00:25:58,058 --> 00:25:59,558
They mightn't of known
who we were like.
561
00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:01,091
Yeah, Chantelle.
562
00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:02,592
They'd no way of connecting us
to a hairdressers.
563
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:03,625
Look, nobody saw us.
564
00:26:03,658 --> 00:26:05,592
Wil yas focus?
565
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:09,791
Right, we need to get
that incinerator fired up.
566
00:26:09,824 --> 00:26:11,658
I've given out about the smell
of burning meat enough times,
567
00:26:11,692 --> 00:26:13,325
it can do me a favour for once.
568
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:16,991
You mean were going to...
569
00:26:19,558 --> 00:26:23,124
What did you think we were
coming in here for? Lamb chops?
570
00:26:23,158 --> 00:26:24,791
This way it'll get rid of all
the evidence.
571
00:26:24,824 --> 00:26:26,658
It'll be just like he ran off.
572
00:26:26,692 --> 00:26:28,058
Right...
573
00:26:28,091 --> 00:26:30,325
Get phones, keys,
anything that won't burn.
574
00:26:30,358 --> 00:26:32,492
Right, don't worry,
I've seen CSI.
575
00:26:34,757 --> 00:26:35,525
He won't fit.
576
00:26:38,091 --> 00:26:40,124
Not like that he won't.
577
00:26:40,158 --> 00:26:41,291
We're gonna have to cut.
578
00:26:41,325 --> 00:26:42,258
Oh my God!
579
00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:46,058
Wait, what?
580
00:26:46,091 --> 00:26:48,124
I mean, it's just like, like
fold him in half or...
581
00:26:48,158 --> 00:26:50,391
He's not a slice of fuckin'
toast Chantelle.
582
00:26:50,425 --> 00:26:51,258
Get them big knives.
583
00:26:58,625 --> 00:27:00,225
Okay.
584
00:27:00,258 --> 00:27:02,325
Think about this like
er Mr Larkin's scabby head
585
00:27:02,358 --> 00:27:04,091
or Stella's perm
when she hasn't washed
586
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:05,225
for six weeks, okay?
587
00:27:05,258 --> 00:27:08,425
We grit our teeth
and we focus on the job.
588
00:27:10,525 --> 00:27:11,625
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
589
00:27:11,658 --> 00:27:13,258
Sh... should we not
say something?
590
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:14,191
To who?
591
00:27:14,225 --> 00:27:15,724
Blessing or whatever.
592
00:27:15,757 --> 00:27:18,091
I think his days of being
blessed are over.
593
00:27:18,124 --> 00:27:19,325
Will you just give us a minute?
594
00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:25,358
Things were done.
595
00:27:29,258 --> 00:27:31,724
Things were said, er...
596
00:27:31,757 --> 00:27:34,225
You were a prick
and now you're dead, amen.
597
00:27:34,258 --> 00:27:35,458
Let's fuckin' do this.
598
00:27:35,492 --> 00:27:36,724
Okay.
599
00:27:36,757 --> 00:27:37,757
Aim for the middle.
600
00:27:41,558 --> 00:27:42,492
It's me irritable bowel.
601
00:27:42,525 --> 00:27:43,991
Me nerves are gone!
602
00:27:50,091 --> 00:27:52,158
Stop laughing at me girls!
603
00:27:52,191 --> 00:27:53,458
Stop. Me stomach is in knots
604
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:13,225
This is for me Da!
605
00:28:13,757 --> 00:28:14,757
Murder!
606
00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:16,425
There was.
607
00:28:16,458 --> 00:28:19,124
When we left that off the menu
the last time.
608
00:28:19,158 --> 00:28:21,191
Now the chicken is served
on a skewer.
609
00:28:21,225 --> 00:28:24,124
So we stab it through
before it goes into the oven.
610
00:28:24,158 --> 00:28:27,124
But if you don't want that,
we have a chop!
611
00:28:27,158 --> 00:28:31,024
Oh a lovely tender piece of meat
from Jonner's over the way.
612
00:28:31,058 --> 00:28:33,058
Now it can come out
a little bit charred, but...
613
00:28:33,091 --> 00:28:34,792
I think we'll have just four
vodkas thanks Patsy.
614
00:28:34,825 --> 00:28:36,391
A liquid lunch is it?
615
00:28:36,425 --> 00:28:38,724
Spoil yourselves girls!
616
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:44,158
What has him in such good form?
617
00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:47,458
We have.
618
00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:51,325
Deano wasn't around to rob half
his takings last night.
619
00:28:51,358 --> 00:28:52,425
How's everyone doing?
620
00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:55,558
Well,
Chantelle is in the pub, so,
621
00:28:55,592 --> 00:28:57,592
something must have shifted
in the universe.
622
00:28:57,624 --> 00:29:00,758
Just... I don't feel as scared
coming down here now
623
00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:03,592
that I know he's gone.
624
00:29:05,258 --> 00:29:06,191
There's a theory about it.
625
00:29:06,225 --> 00:29:07,391
There's a surprise.
626
00:29:07,425 --> 00:29:08,792
Serious.
627
00:29:08,825 --> 00:29:12,624
About how what we done is...
628
00:29:12,657 --> 00:29:15,458
...well, about right and wrong.
629
00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:22,258
Imagine these are all
the good things about Deano.
630
00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:24,458
The good he does in the world.
631
00:29:24,492 --> 00:29:25,792
Nice things you know.
632
00:29:25,825 --> 00:29:28,325
So throw them all out.
633
00:29:28,358 --> 00:29:31,124
Let's give him the benefit
of the doubt, right?
634
00:29:31,158 --> 00:29:33,558
Then we look at
all the bad things.
635
00:29:33,591 --> 00:29:36,525
Hurting people,
people he'd hurt.
636
00:29:36,558 --> 00:29:37,758
All that.
637
00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:46,624
It's like in the scheme
of things...
638
00:29:49,792 --> 00:29:51,692
We've done the world a favour.
639
00:29:56,525 --> 00:29:57,692
Would you look at Patsy!
640
00:29:57,725 --> 00:29:59,425
And does it still
have Donna Summer?
641
00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,358
Fuck off Maisie,
it's not till Saturday.
642
00:30:01,391 --> 00:30:02,624
I tell ya what Patsy,
643
00:30:02,657 --> 00:30:05,091
that scumbag has found Jesus
or something.
644
00:30:05,124 --> 00:30:07,258
I wake up this morning there's
me gear out in the garden.
645
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:09,024
Like it was from fuckin' Santi!
646
00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:10,058
Good Jaysus!
647
00:30:10,091 --> 00:30:12,091
Did someone have a word?
648
00:30:12,124 --> 00:30:12,657
What?
649
00:30:12,692 --> 00:30:14,624
Someone did something.
650
00:30:14,657 --> 00:30:16,225
Now there's a man's hand
I'd like to shake, huh?
651
00:30:17,325 --> 00:30:18,591
They were in the boot
of his car.
652
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:21,725
We say nothing.
653
00:30:23,191 --> 00:30:24,591
Back to normal.
654
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:28,158
The world is the same
as it was yesterday.
655
00:30:29,191 --> 00:30:31,158
Just one less prick in it.
656
00:30:35,425 --> 00:30:36,557
What the hell are you doing?
657
00:30:37,091 --> 00:30:38,225
Jesus Christ, Stacey!
658
00:30:38,258 --> 00:30:39,624
I told you to get rid of that!
659
00:30:39,658 --> 00:30:42,024
There's 50 Euro credit on it!
660
00:30:42,058 --> 00:30:43,624
Relax, it's a burner yolk.
661
00:30:43,658 --> 00:30:44,991
You can't trace it.
662
00:30:48,325 --> 00:30:49,557
You should text all the gang
from it,
663
00:30:49,591 --> 00:30:50,624
pretending to be Deano
and tell them all
664
00:30:50,658 --> 00:30:51,991
to fuck off too.
665
00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:58,758
They couldn't be that stupid.
666
00:31:14,725 --> 00:31:16,191
Right...
667
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:06,592
It's a miracle!
668
00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:10,457
Something like that.
669
00:32:14,291 --> 00:32:16,225
A stay on the closure, right?
670
00:32:19,592 --> 00:32:21,124
I went down to the council
right?
671
00:32:21,158 --> 00:32:22,091
Go on Micka!
672
00:32:22,124 --> 00:32:24,225
I said, "The gang's gone right?
673
00:32:24,258 --> 00:32:26,391
So don't start with ya public
safety talk
674
00:32:26,424 --> 00:32:28,692
and your shutting down shops
to build bleedin' apartments
675
00:32:28,725 --> 00:32:30,592
without consulting the people,
right?
676
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,524
- Right!
- Respect!
677
00:32:32,558 --> 00:32:34,191
You tell them Mick!
678
00:32:34,225 --> 00:32:36,491
Because we need
real investment, right?
679
00:32:36,525 --> 00:32:37,692
- Right!
- Right!
680
00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:40,358
- Job opportunities, right?
- Yeah.
681
00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:41,390
- Creches, right?
- Right!
682
00:32:41,424 --> 00:32:42,091
Right!
683
00:32:42,124 --> 00:32:43,325
Buses.
684
00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:46,225
Right?
685
00:32:50,592 --> 00:32:52,191
That Deano fella
saw you were on a mission.
686
00:32:52,225 --> 00:32:53,390
He ran like Jaysus.
687
00:32:53,424 --> 00:32:54,457
Probably gone to Alicante.
688
00:32:54,491 --> 00:32:56,191
Yeah, well he's definitely gone
somewhere, hot?
689
00:32:57,091 --> 00:32:59,124
But remember, it's on hold.
690
00:32:59,792 --> 00:33:02,024
Not cancelled.
691
00:33:02,058 --> 00:33:05,558
And there's people in there want
this plan pushed through.
692
00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:07,358
Isn't that right,
Councillor Flynn?
693
00:33:10,191 --> 00:33:12,390
I only want
what's best for the area.
694
00:33:15,859 --> 00:33:18,525
So now that we have
the council's attention,
695
00:33:18,558 --> 00:33:20,525
we need to keep it, right?
696
00:33:20,558 --> 00:33:23,692
Girls, your hairstyle show.
697
00:33:23,725 --> 00:33:26,158
Council isn't gonna wanna shut
down shops with an award
698
00:33:26,191 --> 00:33:28,191
winning salon in it, right?
699
00:33:28,225 --> 00:33:30,091
I mean, I don't mean to put
pressure on ya, but...
700
00:33:30,124 --> 00:33:32,525
Mika, our entry is destroyed.
701
00:33:32,558 --> 00:33:34,058
Deano wrecked
it when he broke in.
702
00:33:34,091 --> 00:33:35,225
Bastard!
703
00:33:35,258 --> 00:33:38,225
Yeah, he was... is, whatever.
704
00:33:38,258 --> 00:33:39,191
Either way pal.
705
00:33:40,124 --> 00:33:42,058
I'm sorry, but...
706
00:33:42,091 --> 00:33:43,592
...we're out of Ahh Hair.
707
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:45,357
Couldn't you
make your beehive again?
708
00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:47,558
No,
that takes two months to set.
709
00:33:49,058 --> 00:33:50,357
I'm sorry, pet.
710
00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:54,991
We can still do it.
711
00:33:57,124 --> 00:33:58,658
It won't be easy, but we still
have time to come up
712
00:33:58,692 --> 00:34:00,625
with something else.
713
00:34:00,658 --> 00:34:02,158
We have to try it.
714
00:34:03,357 --> 00:34:04,458
We?
715
00:34:06,124 --> 00:34:08,324
Yeah.
716
00:34:08,357 --> 00:34:09,458
We.
717
00:34:11,525 --> 00:34:13,124
That's our plan.
718
00:34:13,158 --> 00:34:15,091
We stick together
as a community, right?
719
00:34:15,124 --> 00:34:16,091
Yeah.
720
00:34:16,124 --> 00:34:17,558
We batter that plan, right?
721
00:34:17,592 --> 00:34:19,290
- Yes!
- Yes!
722
00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:20,324
We snack box it in
the bleedin' mouth, right?
723
00:34:20,357 --> 00:34:22,191
- Yeah!
- Yes!
724
00:34:30,658 --> 00:34:31,558
Suntan lotion.
725
00:34:34,758 --> 00:34:35,658
No.
726
00:34:40,124 --> 00:34:42,425
So if we had like two
more we'd make a crown out of it.
727
00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:44,290
Kind of every day in a salon
is a party type thing.
728
00:34:44,324 --> 00:34:45,091
You know.
729
00:34:45,658 --> 00:34:46,592
Rubbish!
730
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,191
The breast salon in town.
731
00:34:48,225 --> 00:34:49,058
No!
732
00:34:50,592 --> 00:34:51,458
No!
733
00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,158
Stop putting wigs on things!
734
00:34:58,758 --> 00:35:01,290
So we kind of like work hard
as a salon,
735
00:35:01,324 --> 00:35:04,391
so we have like the drill
and then like tools.
736
00:35:04,425 --> 00:35:07,058
Maybe a hammer or some nails
or something
737
00:35:07,091 --> 00:35:08,625
and then when you turn
the drill on,
738
00:35:08,658 --> 00:35:10,024
it kind of goes curly.
739
00:35:10,558 --> 00:35:11,124
Look, I'll show ya.
740
00:35:11,158 --> 00:35:12,357
I'll plug it in, hold on.
741
00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:17,525
It's a nest.
742
00:35:17,558 --> 00:35:19,191
It still looks like a gee to me.
743
00:35:19,225 --> 00:35:20,692
Not the way I wax hun.
744
00:35:20,725 --> 00:35:23,492
So we go in there saying
our unique role as a salon
745
00:35:23,525 --> 00:35:24,792
is a fuckin' nest?
746
00:35:24,825 --> 00:35:26,058
No!
747
00:35:28,592 --> 00:35:30,658
Look, I'll er leave you's to it.
748
00:35:30,692 --> 00:35:32,525
Have to go home and sit
on a bag of peas.
749
00:35:32,558 --> 00:35:34,558
I was with that posh fella again
last night
750
00:35:34,592 --> 00:35:36,358
and me back box is
brutalised.
751
00:35:36,391 --> 00:35:37,558
Lovely.
752
00:35:37,592 --> 00:35:39,492
I'm like a piebald
in Finglas, I am!
753
00:35:39,525 --> 00:35:40,625
- Ridden ragged!
- Right!
754
00:35:40,658 --> 00:35:41,692
We get the picture
Linsey.
755
00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:42,391
Go on!
756
00:35:42,425 --> 00:35:44,024
- See ya.
- See ya.
757
00:35:45,492 --> 00:35:48,658
Jesus, we haven't a sniff
of an idea yet and a model.
758
00:35:48,692 --> 00:35:49,859
We can use ourselves
for the rounds,
759
00:35:49,892 --> 00:35:53,658
but if we get into the grand
final we need something wow!
760
00:35:53,692 --> 00:35:55,658
And Linsey won't cut it.
761
00:35:55,692 --> 00:35:57,458
And there's a good chance she'll
try riding one of the judges.
762
00:35:58,358 --> 00:35:59,492
It's not a joke Stacey!
763
00:36:03,124 --> 00:36:03,658
Sorry.
764
00:36:03,692 --> 00:36:05,625
It's these competitions.
765
00:36:05,658 --> 00:36:09,158
This competition
has me wound up.
766
00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:10,257
You're one of
the best hairdressers
767
00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:11,558
I've ever seen Michelle.
768
00:36:11,592 --> 00:36:13,492
What is it about Ahh Hair has
you so freaked?
769
00:36:13,525 --> 00:36:14,425
You've done it before.
770
00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:17,124
Yeah.
771
00:36:18,391 --> 00:36:19,558
I certainly did.
772
00:36:22,190 --> 00:36:24,190
Hun, did something happen
back then?
773
00:36:29,658 --> 00:36:31,558
I suppose yous...
774
00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:33,725
...yous need to know.
775
00:36:35,124 --> 00:36:36,725
Because it all started with him.
776
00:36:38,091 --> 00:36:40,525
D'Logan Doyle.
777
00:36:40,558 --> 00:36:42,592
D'Loganaah...
778
00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:44,758
He was the best of the best.
779
00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:45,792
And me?
780
00:36:45,825 --> 00:36:48,692
I was as cocky as anything.
781
00:36:48,725 --> 00:36:52,024
The neck of me after training
in a little shop in Piglinstown
782
00:36:52,058 --> 00:36:54,458
applying for a job
with D'Logan Doyle.
783
00:36:56,658 --> 00:36:58,190
But then I got it.
784
00:36:58,224 --> 00:36:59,692
I was in.
785
00:36:59,725 --> 00:37:01,257
In the Highlighted Circle.
786
00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:02,792
The what?
787
00:37:02,825 --> 00:37:05,625
The five top
salon chains in the country.
788
00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:08,492
The hair untouchables.
789
00:37:08,525 --> 00:37:13,224
D'Logan paid a lot of attention
to me, cos I was good.
790
00:37:13,258 --> 00:37:15,058
Really good.
791
00:37:15,091 --> 00:37:17,425
But other people
wanted his attention too.
792
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:20,291
And they weren't too happy that
the likes of me was getting it.
793
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:23,224
I'd come in from outside
the circle, you see.
794
00:37:23,258 --> 00:37:24,725
Very rare.
795
00:37:24,758 --> 00:37:26,592
Everybody knew D'Logan was
looking for a protégé.
796
00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:28,224
A what?
797
00:37:28,258 --> 00:37:30,224
Someone to
become his next big thing.
798
00:37:30,258 --> 00:37:33,091
So when the two of us qualified
for Ahh Hair finals,
799
00:37:33,123 --> 00:37:34,758
we knew it was down to us.
800
00:37:34,792 --> 00:37:37,692
Me and Pippa Chadwick.
801
00:37:37,725 --> 00:37:39,123
I wasn't worried.
802
00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:42,725
D'Logan had set me up
with an amazing model.
803
00:37:42,758 --> 00:37:44,625
A star at the time.
804
00:37:44,658 --> 00:37:47,725
I was gonna turn her head into
the owl off The Late Late...
805
00:37:47,758 --> 00:37:50,458
I had me speech in already
for when I finished.
806
00:37:50,492 --> 00:37:52,558
Brilliant at that bit I was.
807
00:37:52,592 --> 00:37:54,391
I'd sell anything.
808
00:37:54,425 --> 00:37:55,792
But I never got to make it.
809
00:37:55,825 --> 00:37:59,291
When I started the colour work,
something went wrong.
810
00:37:59,325 --> 00:38:00,658
Very wrong.
811
00:38:00,959 --> 00:38:02,758
Something was in the formula.
812
00:38:02,792 --> 00:38:05,558
Someone had put something in it.
813
00:38:05,592 --> 00:38:07,692
And all the girls hair started
falling out.
814
00:38:07,725 --> 00:38:09,658
I balded her.
815
00:38:09,692 --> 00:38:12,458
Right there on stage
of Ahh Hair.
816
00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:15,758
In front of the whole world
of hairdressing.
817
00:38:15,792 --> 00:38:19,325
And before the last hair hit
the stage, I was finished.
818
00:38:19,358 --> 00:38:20,258
Shame on you!
819
00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:22,191
Didn't matter what I said.
820
00:38:22,225 --> 00:38:24,258
D'Logan turned his back.
821
00:38:24,291 --> 00:38:26,191
No salon would dare touch me.
822
00:38:27,658 --> 00:38:29,090
Pippa won.
823
00:38:29,123 --> 00:38:30,758
Got D'Logan's endorsement
and went on to build
824
00:38:30,792 --> 00:38:32,692
a Dalton Chadwick empire.
825
00:38:32,725 --> 00:38:33,625
While I...
826
00:38:34,792 --> 00:38:37,123
Had to come back to this kip.
827
00:38:37,157 --> 00:38:41,024
Peggy who own the salon I
trained in had died in a fight.
828
00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:44,291
I took the shop,
kept me head down
829
00:38:44,325 --> 00:38:45,592
and built me own little empire.
830
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,792
Come here and sit down.
831
00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:51,123
No wonder you wanted nothing
to do with the competition.
832
00:38:55,391 --> 00:38:58,592
Yeah, a lot of old faces there.
833
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,325
A lot of bad memories.
834
00:39:01,358 --> 00:39:04,123
Well, we're about to make
new ones.
835
00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:07,358
Ones that involve you
taking that geebag Pippa's arse
836
00:39:07,391 --> 00:39:09,258
and handing it to her, right?
837
00:39:10,023 --> 00:39:12,792
Ah, she's not the only problem.
838
00:39:12,825 --> 00:39:14,692
The highlighted circle.
839
00:39:14,725 --> 00:39:16,124
They're the salons that
win Ahh Hair.
840
00:39:16,158 --> 00:39:18,458
Just rotates every year.
841
00:39:18,492 --> 00:39:20,592
I've never seen
an outsider beat them.
842
00:39:24,225 --> 00:39:26,225
No-one's ever beat
Deano before either.
843
00:39:34,258 --> 00:39:35,625
Dos patatas por favor.
844
00:39:35,658 --> 00:39:37,391
Dos patatas por favor.
845
00:39:39,358 --> 00:39:40,325
What does that mean?
846
00:39:40,358 --> 00:39:42,158
Two singles.
847
00:39:42,191 --> 00:39:44,158
Starting with the essentials
Gem.
848
00:39:44,191 --> 00:39:47,090
Operation Stace to Spain
is back in action.
849
00:39:47,124 --> 00:39:48,658
How's your Ma?
850
00:39:48,692 --> 00:39:50,325
Has she said
about going over?
851
00:39:50,358 --> 00:39:52,658
Not yet, but she will
852
00:39:52,692 --> 00:39:54,124
when she sees Ahh Hair
and all.
853
00:39:56,258 --> 00:39:59,057
Just... shouldn't have to win
a competition to like...
854
00:39:59,091 --> 00:39:59,990
I mean like she's your Ma...
855
00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:02,225
She's running a top salon
over there Gemma.
856
00:40:02,258 --> 00:40:05,091
She can't have bleedin' nobody
hairdressers working in it.
857
00:40:05,124 --> 00:40:06,258
I just need to build up
a profile.
858
00:40:06,291 --> 00:40:08,258
Then she'll have me over.
859
00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:10,225
She just needs to know
I'm good enough.
860
00:40:10,258 --> 00:40:11,492
That's all.
861
00:40:11,525 --> 00:40:12,458
Right?
862
00:40:12,492 --> 00:40:14,492
Right.
863
00:40:14,525 --> 00:40:15,525
Course.
864
00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:20,990
Well I think you're great hun.
865
00:40:22,825 --> 00:40:24,391
And I'm gonna miss ya.
866
00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:29,058
Go on you, ya sap.
867
00:40:29,091 --> 00:40:30,158
Work to do.
868
00:40:44,091 --> 00:40:45,625
Oh don't be stupid
go and enjoy your date.
869
00:40:45,658 --> 00:40:47,058
Aah, thanks!
870
00:40:47,091 --> 00:40:47,825
Are you sure?
871
00:40:47,859 --> 00:40:49,225
Yeah, you can fill us in
tomorrow.
872
00:40:49,258 --> 00:40:51,058
Yeah, it'll be me getting filled
in tonight,
873
00:40:51,091 --> 00:40:52,558
wait until I tell ya about this
Southside fella Michelle.
874
00:40:52,592 --> 00:40:54,425
Oh! Go on, luck.
875
00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:55,492
Go on!
876
00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:00,191
Ya scumbag rat, ya!
877
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:01,558
Yeah, ya scumbag rat!
878
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,124
Alright, alright.
879
00:41:03,158 --> 00:41:03,558
Prick.
880
00:41:04,258 --> 00:41:05,625
Garda Collins of Darlestown.
881
00:41:05,658 --> 00:41:06,358
Yeah.
882
00:41:06,391 --> 00:41:07,492
We met.
883
00:41:07,525 --> 00:41:09,425
Oh right, yeah.
884
00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:11,024
I'm just following up
on your break in.
885
00:41:11,058 --> 00:41:12,191
Bit late for that.
886
00:41:12,225 --> 00:41:13,391
Councillor Flynn has a bit
of a thing about
887
00:41:13,425 --> 00:41:15,124
where this Deano fellas
gone to, so...
888
00:41:15,158 --> 00:41:18,024
Oh he's concerned about him not
tormenting the area now is he?
889
00:41:19,391 --> 00:41:21,158
Touché.
890
00:41:21,191 --> 00:41:23,091
Er well, if I could just ask
a few questions?
891
00:41:23,124 --> 00:41:23,891
Actually, you know what?
892
00:41:23,924 --> 00:41:25,525
We are really busy
at the moment.
893
00:41:25,558 --> 00:41:26,525
So I...
894
00:41:26,558 --> 00:41:28,458
Oh well, I'll just talk to her.
895
00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:30,458
- What?
- Oh God!
896
00:41:30,492 --> 00:41:31,692
Actually, you know what?
897
00:41:31,725 --> 00:41:33,191
If you give me a minute,
I can just...
898
00:41:33,225 --> 00:41:34,058
No, no, no, no.
899
00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:35,425
Any of ya'll do.
900
00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:39,124
Erm, I'm actually not really
good at er... talking.
901
00:41:39,158 --> 00:41:40,725
Ah, It'll be easy.
902
00:41:41,492 --> 00:41:44,058
All you need to do
is not tell me any lies.
903
00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:48,958
So did ya know this Deano fella?
904
00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:52,425
Yeah.
905
00:41:53,024 --> 00:41:54,991
And when would you say
you saw him last?
906
00:41:56,692 --> 00:41:57,625
I didn't.
907
00:42:00,758 --> 00:42:02,091
You didn't see him?
908
00:42:02,124 --> 00:42:04,325
Erm... I mean, I dunno.
909
00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:06,258
Would you have seen him around
the shops in the last week
910
00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:07,758
or the past few days?
911
00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:10,191
Erm, Yester... year.
912
00:42:13,391 --> 00:42:15,058
Did you ever see him
get in a row with anyone?
913
00:42:16,124 --> 00:42:16,725
I do colours!
914
00:42:25,525 --> 00:42:27,091
Do you know he drowned
Dezzie Kane
915
00:42:27,124 --> 00:42:27,792
in a shopping trolley?
916
00:42:27,824 --> 00:42:29,091
Everyone knows that.
917
00:42:29,124 --> 00:42:30,391
- Did he tell you that?
- No.
918
00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:30,991
So you don't know.
919
00:42:31,024 --> 00:42:32,058
- I mean, yeah.
- Yeah.
920
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:32,658
- No!
- Well which is it?
921
00:42:32,692 --> 00:42:33,658
What?
922
00:42:33,692 --> 00:42:34,558
- Any idea where he's gone.
- No.
923
00:42:34,592 --> 00:42:36,091
- He's probably like er...
- Probably what?
924
00:42:36,124 --> 00:42:38,124
He's probably er,
a dog...
925
00:42:38,158 --> 00:42:39,225
- Dog? What dog?
- I don't know.
926
00:42:39,258 --> 00:42:41,058
Like a German shepherd
or something like him and...
927
00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:42,558
- Are you hiding something?
- No, I mean...
928
00:42:42,592 --> 00:42:44,225
Then spit it out!
929
00:42:44,258 --> 00:42:45,325
- What are you trying to tell me?
- I don't know, I just...
930
00:42:45,358 --> 00:42:47,191
Do you know what happened to
this Deano fella or not?
931
00:42:47,225 --> 00:42:48,258
Yes, I do,
because we killed him!
932
00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:49,791
We killed him with the hot
tap and the hairspray
933
00:42:49,824 --> 00:42:51,492
and Stacey's good cutting
scissors!
934
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:10,258
I deserved that.
935
00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,425
I'm sorry
for going so hard on ya.
936
00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:14,091
Sure look, we all know what
happened here, huh?
937
00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:15,492
One scumbag goes after another.
938
00:43:15,525 --> 00:43:17,024
Blah, blah, blah.
939
00:43:17,058 --> 00:43:19,191
Of course,
you know what we say?
940
00:43:19,225 --> 00:43:22,558
No body, no bother.
941
00:43:22,592 --> 00:43:24,024
Oh, you'd better believe it.
942
00:43:25,325 --> 00:43:27,158
Yeah.
943
00:43:28,525 --> 00:43:30,425
Well, good luck.
944
00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:31,692
Good luck now!
945
00:43:31,725 --> 00:43:33,625
And see, listen,
come in for a haircut for free.
946
00:43:33,658 --> 00:43:35,358
On me.
947
00:43:35,391 --> 00:43:36,325
So it was
worth getting out of bed so.
948
00:43:36,358 --> 00:43:36,991
Bye!
949
00:43:37,024 --> 00:43:38,091
Good luck.
950
00:43:43,124 --> 00:43:45,358
The hair tongs are heating up.
951
00:43:45,391 --> 00:43:48,525
Just two weeks now until
the hair elite meet at the event
952
00:43:48,558 --> 00:43:50,325
they literally exist for.
953
00:43:50,358 --> 00:43:52,024
Aahh Hair.
954
00:43:52,058 --> 00:43:53,091
We hope they're ready.
955
00:44:08,358 --> 00:44:11,191
Just think unique role.
956
00:44:11,225 --> 00:44:13,225
Creative mind doesn't respond
to pressure Michelle.
957
00:44:13,258 --> 00:44:14,658
We can't force it.
958
00:44:14,692 --> 00:44:16,592
We have to wait for the idea
to come to us.
959
00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,791
Yeah, well it would want
to hurry up.
960
00:44:18,825 --> 00:44:20,458
Too much at stake here.
961
00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:23,458
Yeah, because bone actually
never fully burns.
962
00:44:23,492 --> 00:44:25,124
So if the council actually do
decide on knocking down
963
00:44:25,158 --> 00:44:27,024
the shops, then there's a good
chance that they might find
964
00:44:27,058 --> 00:44:29,158
a skull or something
in that incinerator.
965
00:44:29,191 --> 00:44:30,525
And then we're caught rapid.
966
00:44:30,558 --> 00:44:32,124
Well, I hadn't thought
of that Chantelle.
967
00:44:32,158 --> 00:44:33,258
But thanks very much.
968
00:44:33,291 --> 00:44:34,124
Is that the door?
969
00:44:34,158 --> 00:44:35,724
What?
970
00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:37,425
Is the door locked?
971
00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:38,425
I don't know.
972
00:44:41,358 --> 00:44:42,458
Careful girls.
973
00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,458
Oh... Hey yas.
974
00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:55,691
No!
975
00:44:55,724 --> 00:44:56,991
You're not shaving my head!
976
00:44:58,425 --> 00:45:00,558
I used to be bad.
977
00:45:00,592 --> 00:45:02,358
Very bad.
978
00:45:02,391 --> 00:45:03,657
But I got locked up.
979
00:45:03,691 --> 00:45:04,625
Did a course.
980
00:45:05,625 --> 00:45:07,525
Massage and that.
981
00:45:07,558 --> 00:45:09,358
Was gonna turn me life around.
982
00:45:09,391 --> 00:45:12,291
Namaste and all,
but when I got out
983
00:45:12,325 --> 00:45:14,258
started offering people
massages.
984
00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:16,091
I got laughed out of it.
985
00:45:16,124 --> 00:45:18,724
Before I knew it I ended up
back in Deano's crew.
986
00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:20,724
Tormenting old ladies
and turning their shops
987
00:45:20,757 --> 00:45:21,691
into a drug den?
988
00:45:21,724 --> 00:45:23,624
I never wanted
to do any of that.
989
00:45:23,657 --> 00:45:27,358
But Deano... trapped I was.
990
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:30,091
Then all of a sudden,
we gets a text saying that
991
00:45:30,124 --> 00:45:31,691
this place was red hot.
992
00:45:31,724 --> 00:45:34,058
And Deano was gone.
993
00:45:34,091 --> 00:45:35,458
And I thank God for that.
994
00:45:35,492 --> 00:45:36,458
You're welcome.
995
00:45:38,091 --> 00:45:39,792
So I wanna put things right.
996
00:45:39,825 --> 00:45:42,358
I got yas a crystal salt lamp.
997
00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:45,091
Good energies
for yas in the competition.
998
00:45:45,124 --> 00:45:46,291
Appreciate that.
999
00:45:46,325 --> 00:45:47,358
Yeah.
1000
00:45:47,391 --> 00:45:49,291
We'd have taken
the cash either.
1001
00:45:49,325 --> 00:45:51,792
Well if er, if you don't mind,
Bingo is it?
1002
00:45:51,825 --> 00:45:53,358
We have a lot of work to do.
1003
00:45:53,391 --> 00:45:55,058
Well, I hope yous do well.
1004
00:45:55,091 --> 00:45:56,591
Hear it's gonna help save
the shops.
1005
00:45:56,624 --> 00:45:57,591
Yeah.
1006
00:45:57,624 --> 00:46:00,225
You should get
that window fixed.
1007
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,792
Smashed glass.
1008
00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:04,358
Part of the Piglinstown look.
1009
00:46:04,391 --> 00:46:07,124
Deano really did a
number on this place, what?
1010
00:46:07,158 --> 00:46:09,691
Like working in a poxy warzone.
1011
00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:12,258
Yous managed to keep a bit of
beauty in it but.
1012
00:46:18,091 --> 00:46:19,624
Our unique role as a salon.
1013
00:46:33,792 --> 00:46:36,158
Help the hair competition.
1014
00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:43,657
You know,
I'd be proud whatever happens.
1015
00:46:47,391 --> 00:46:49,024
Yeah look,
I got your messages Stacey.
1016
00:46:49,058 --> 00:46:50,657
Let's talk after the
competition, right?
1017
00:46:53,191 --> 00:46:58,225
♪ Time is here, times run out,
see what Piglinstown's about ♪
1018
00:46:58,258 --> 00:47:00,391
Okay girls, today is the day.
1019
00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:06,091
You nervous Chan?
1020
00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:07,291
What?
1021
00:47:08,524 --> 00:47:10,291
Ugh, help!
1022
00:47:10,325 --> 00:47:11,991
- Oh my God, Mrs Quinn!
- Jesus!
1023
00:47:13,358 --> 00:47:14,391
The Buzzer.
1024
00:47:14,425 --> 00:47:15,725
The big fella it was.
1025
00:47:15,758 --> 00:47:17,591
The ugly one.
1026
00:47:17,624 --> 00:47:19,758
Knocked me.
1027
00:47:19,792 --> 00:47:21,325
Took all me collection money.
1028
00:47:21,358 --> 00:47:22,792
I was on me way round
to give it to ya.
1029
00:47:22,825 --> 00:47:23,792
Ah God!
1030
00:47:23,825 --> 00:47:25,591
I let him roar and he...
1031
00:47:25,624 --> 00:47:26,725
He what?
1032
00:47:26,758 --> 00:47:29,658
Said...
said,
1033
00:47:29,692 --> 00:47:33,492
"There's no heat around here.
Buzzers is back", he said.
1034
00:47:33,524 --> 00:47:35,091
And he laughing.
1035
00:47:35,124 --> 00:47:36,158
Take it easy Mrs Quinn.
1036
00:47:36,191 --> 00:47:37,158
Take it easy.
1037
00:47:37,191 --> 00:47:41,024
I didn't even have time to get
me Glock out.
1038
00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:42,225
Mrs Quinn!
1039
00:47:42,258 --> 00:47:43,625
It's alright,
it's only fake.
1040
00:47:43,658 --> 00:47:45,458
I got it off me nephew.
1041
00:47:46,391 --> 00:47:48,225
Some feckin use!
1042
00:47:48,258 --> 00:47:49,792
Oh, Jesus!
1043
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,425
Hide that before the ambulance
arrives.
1044
00:47:55,491 --> 00:47:57,425
Hey, what you doing?
1045
00:47:57,458 --> 00:48:00,058
Time Two Teeth gets another
message off Deano.
1046
00:48:00,091 --> 00:48:02,425
Girls, yous get going,
we'll look after her.
1047
00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:04,291
Here's a few worley burgers
for the road, right?
1048
00:48:04,325 --> 00:48:05,391
Thanks Mick.
1049
00:48:05,425 --> 00:48:06,191
We're counting on yas!
1050
00:48:08,124 --> 00:48:09,592
Gimme the
eyelash curler Chantelle.
1051
00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:10,792
Wait, I'm taking me time.
1052
00:48:10,825 --> 00:48:12,658
You're taking my
time is what you're taking.
1053
00:48:12,692 --> 00:48:13,391
Give it over!
1054
00:48:16,258 --> 00:48:18,058
Ahh Hair.
1055
00:48:21,191 --> 00:48:22,124
Hi, there.
1056
00:48:22,158 --> 00:48:25,124
Tara Tobin here,
reporting live on Fad TV at
1057
00:48:25,158 --> 00:48:28,592
Ireland's most exclusive
hair event, Ahh Hair.
1058
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:31,158
Stay tuned as six salons
will compete
1059
00:48:31,191 --> 00:48:33,758
for a place in the final
of Salon Stars,
1060
00:48:33,792 --> 00:48:37,258
judged by hair extraordinaire
D'Logan Doyle.
1061
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:39,524
Fuck you, Jeremy.
1062
00:48:39,557 --> 00:48:41,625
I saw you angle the camera up
to catch me slow eye.
1063
00:48:41,658 --> 00:48:42,991
I fuckin' saw ya.
1064
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:50,491
And go easy
on the goose Mary, okay?
1065
00:48:51,391 --> 00:48:52,792
- Hiya.
- Hi!
1066
00:48:52,825 --> 00:48:54,457
Salon Stars finalists.
1067
00:48:54,491 --> 00:48:56,325
We need our stations please?
1068
00:48:56,358 --> 00:48:58,457
Oh, Dalton Chadwick?
1069
00:48:58,491 --> 00:48:59,424
House of Hair.
1070
00:48:59,457 --> 00:49:01,191
Colour Camp Club?
1071
00:49:01,225 --> 00:49:02,225
Deadly Cuts.
1072
00:49:02,258 --> 00:49:03,191
From?
1073
00:49:03,225 --> 00:49:04,291
Piglinstown.
1074
00:49:04,325 --> 00:49:05,424
Oh!
1075
00:49:05,457 --> 00:49:06,258
Don't shoot!
1076
00:49:14,391 --> 00:49:15,491
There you go.
1077
00:49:15,525 --> 00:49:16,625
Thank you, brilliant.
1078
00:49:16,658 --> 00:49:19,091
Fab, there you go.
1079
00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:22,124
Okay, you go get set up
and I'll suss out the stage.
1080
00:49:22,158 --> 00:49:23,692
And come here, don't be making
a show of me!
1081
00:49:23,725 --> 00:49:25,325
How would we make a show of ya?
1082
00:49:25,358 --> 00:49:27,424
Get your poxy fuckin' gear out
of our station now
1083
00:49:27,457 --> 00:49:29,525
before I shove those curling
tongs up your hole!
1084
00:49:29,558 --> 00:49:30,457
Fucks sake!
1085
00:49:32,124 --> 00:49:34,024
Oh, my God.
1086
00:49:34,058 --> 00:49:36,457
You have got to be
the Sweaty Bettys.
1087
00:49:36,491 --> 00:49:38,525
No, what is it again?
1088
00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:39,457
Curl Up and Die?
1089
00:49:39,491 --> 00:49:40,658
No, no.
1090
00:49:40,692 --> 00:49:43,158
- A Cut Above...
- We're Deadly Cuts.
1091
00:49:43,191 --> 00:49:44,091
'Deadly'.
1092
00:49:46,124 --> 00:49:48,658
That is just perfect!
1093
00:49:48,692 --> 00:49:49,625
And who the fuck are you?
1094
00:49:50,424 --> 00:49:52,124
We're Dalton Chadwick.
1095
00:49:52,158 --> 00:49:54,424
An elite network of hair
technicians founded
1096
00:49:54,457 --> 00:49:56,158
by Pippa Chadwick.
1097
00:49:56,191 --> 00:49:58,390
With a combined Instagram
following of 1.8 million,
1098
00:49:58,424 --> 00:50:00,191
including almost
two Kardashians.
1099
00:50:01,758 --> 00:50:04,058
Operating all over Dublin
and in a dozen destination
1100
00:50:04,091 --> 00:50:06,091
salons around the globe.
1101
00:50:06,124 --> 00:50:07,024
We're beside a butchers.
1102
00:50:09,091 --> 00:50:10,558
I guess the contest are trying
to do some outreach stuff
1103
00:50:10,592 --> 00:50:11,325
or something.
1104
00:50:11,357 --> 00:50:13,725
You know,
you must be nervous hun.
1105
00:50:13,758 --> 00:50:15,258
Coming over here trying
to put us down.
1106
00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:17,457
You're a pun salon, hun.
1107
00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:19,492
You've about as much chance of
winning as
1108
00:50:19,525 --> 00:50:21,225
a dark brunette going single
step to platinum
1109
00:50:21,258 --> 00:50:23,291
without all her hair
falling out.
1110
00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:25,225
Well, actually there's new
bonding compositions
1111
00:50:25,258 --> 00:50:27,324
that let you by pass the dark
melanine obstructor.
1112
00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:28,725
So you can achieve platinum
in one application
1113
00:50:28,758 --> 00:50:30,592
without damaging the shaft
at all.
1114
00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:33,692
Tricky, but it is possible.
1115
00:50:33,725 --> 00:50:36,525
Welcome to the Ahh Hair Final.
1116
00:50:36,558 --> 00:50:38,525
Eimear, I told you to go and get
my special medical bag.
1117
00:50:38,558 --> 00:50:40,357
My face is softening
for Christ sakes!
1118
00:50:41,558 --> 00:50:42,792
Right, alls good girls.
1119
00:50:42,825 --> 00:50:44,091
We just need to...
1120
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:49,225
Well, well.
1121
00:50:50,692 --> 00:50:53,658
A hair criminal
at a hair competition.
1122
00:50:54,725 --> 00:50:56,258
I should call the Gards.
1123
00:50:57,658 --> 00:50:59,558
Isn't age cruel girls.
1124
00:51:05,492 --> 00:51:07,258
Pippa,
1125
00:51:08,124 --> 00:51:09,592
how... how have you been?
1126
00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:14,592
Well, I haven't balded anyone,
if that's the benchmark.
1127
00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:17,324
Classic.
1128
00:51:20,225 --> 00:51:21,258
Let's go girls.
1129
00:51:22,024 --> 00:51:23,390
That was a good one.
1130
00:51:23,425 --> 00:51:24,558
Stop speaking.
1131
00:51:28,525 --> 00:51:30,692
Hair doesn't get
more dramatic than this folks.
1132
00:51:30,725 --> 00:51:32,792
Contestants have arrived
and the room is abuzz
1133
00:51:32,825 --> 00:51:36,558
as we all await the arrival of
hair legend D'Logan Doyle.
1134
00:51:36,592 --> 00:51:39,124
I caught up with Ahh Hair judges
Shelly Sherlock
1135
00:51:39,158 --> 00:51:41,191
and Buggy O'Sullivan
to find out why D'Logan
1136
00:51:41,225 --> 00:51:43,191
gets everyone so delighted.
1137
00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:47,324
I hope that everybody here knows
what a privilege it is
1138
00:51:47,357 --> 00:51:51,324
to even share the same airspace
as that man.
1139
00:51:51,357 --> 00:51:52,425
Mhm.
1140
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:53,725
Innovation.
1141
00:51:53,758 --> 00:51:56,592
I mean, innovation is,
is D'Logan's middle name.
1142
00:51:56,625 --> 00:51:57,191
Er...
1143
00:51:57,225 --> 00:51:59,124
He invented innovation.
1144
00:51:59,158 --> 00:52:00,058
He invented it.
1145
00:52:00,091 --> 00:52:00,725
He invented innovation.
1146
00:52:00,758 --> 00:52:02,091
He, he innovated innovation.
1147
00:52:02,725 --> 00:52:04,124
Hair matters.
1148
00:52:04,158 --> 00:52:06,058
Oh she'd sour your milk!
1149
00:52:08,725 --> 00:52:11,425
And how we will focus people's
attention
1150
00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:15,324
is with a god like
creature like D'Logan.
1151
00:52:15,358 --> 00:52:18,324
And we can't wait to see D'Logan
Doyle take to the stage.
1152
00:52:20,725 --> 00:52:22,425
Yous are about to witness
genius.
1153
00:52:23,492 --> 00:52:24,625
Here he comes.
1154
00:52:34,592 --> 00:52:35,425
Oh my God!
1155
00:52:37,658 --> 00:52:39,758
That's him?
1156
00:52:39,792 --> 00:52:41,725
It looks like the fella
me Nanny used to feed
1157
00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:42,758
outside the church.
1158
00:52:44,425 --> 00:52:45,325
Show some respect.
1159
00:54:04,758 --> 00:54:07,123
Girls,...
1160
00:54:07,157 --> 00:54:08,592
...let's do hair!
1161
00:54:09,425 --> 00:54:12,492
Okay you beautiful
blow-dry bastards,
1162
00:54:12,525 --> 00:54:16,725
wake up your inner Picasso
it's Colour Round.
1163
00:54:16,758 --> 00:54:19,658
The Ahh Hair colour qualifier
is under way.
1164
00:54:19,692 --> 00:54:21,725
Here stylists
must show our judges they know
1165
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:22,758
how to hit the bottle.
1166
00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:24,625
And I'm not talking about
the bubbles we'll all be
1167
00:54:24,658 --> 00:54:25,625
drinking later.
1168
00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:29,157
Hmm.
1169
00:54:29,190 --> 00:54:31,291
This is the first of three
rounds where salon teams present
1170
00:54:31,325 --> 00:54:33,225
their trilogy of hair skills.
1171
00:54:33,258 --> 00:54:35,425
Before just two
are selected to go
1172
00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:37,190
on to the
Avant Garde Grand Final,
1173
00:54:37,225 --> 00:54:40,123
judged by the D'man himself,
D'Logan Doyle.
1174
00:54:41,157 --> 00:54:43,991
Dryers... down!
1175
00:54:46,558 --> 00:54:48,190
Oh Jaysus,
look at all that they have.
1176
00:54:48,825 --> 00:54:50,225
Your one's gorgeous.
1177
00:54:50,258 --> 00:54:51,758
What are you trying to say?
1178
00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:52,792
Listen to me.
1179
00:54:52,825 --> 00:54:54,425
It's all in how you sell it.
1180
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,057
Remember?
1181
00:54:56,090 --> 00:54:57,692
Throwing money at models
is worth nothing unless
1182
00:54:57,725 --> 00:54:59,492
you can talk them through
your thinking.
1183
00:54:59,525 --> 00:55:01,658
And if there's one thing our
salon know how to do,
1184
00:55:01,692 --> 00:55:03,291
it's bleedin' talk.
1185
00:55:03,325 --> 00:55:05,391
I'm not, I'm not really good at
talking like.
1186
00:55:05,425 --> 00:55:08,225
Yeah, not like a normal person.
1187
00:55:08,258 --> 00:55:10,658
But you can talk colour.
1188
00:55:10,692 --> 00:55:12,157
Stick to the science
and all, alright?
1189
00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:14,525
What lens are you using there?
1190
00:55:15,090 --> 00:55:16,391
You use that fat lens
on me again
1191
00:55:16,425 --> 00:55:18,425
and I will kick your head in.
1192
00:55:18,458 --> 00:55:20,090
You can run to HR.
1193
00:55:20,123 --> 00:55:20,959
Judges, judges are...
1194
00:55:20,991 --> 00:55:23,558
And the judges
have entered the room.
1195
00:55:24,325 --> 00:55:26,391
Time to see what
they think of our salons.
1196
00:55:26,425 --> 00:55:27,225
I love it.
1197
00:55:27,258 --> 00:55:28,625
I actually love it.
1198
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:30,123
Can, can you ask her to turn
around so I can see her
1199
00:55:30,158 --> 00:55:31,525
from the back please?
1200
00:55:31,558 --> 00:55:32,692
Oh Jesus, that was the back.
1201
00:55:32,725 --> 00:55:35,458
You see, you have failed
with brown.
1202
00:55:35,492 --> 00:55:38,725
How can you fail with brown?
1203
00:55:38,758 --> 00:55:40,592
It's making my ears bleed.
1204
00:55:40,625 --> 00:55:42,725
It's making my ears bleed!
1205
00:55:42,758 --> 00:55:43,758
My eyes.
1206
00:55:43,792 --> 00:55:45,057
Do you know what this is called?
1207
00:55:45,090 --> 00:55:45,792
We call it product.
1208
00:55:45,825 --> 00:55:47,291
Maybe you could use some.
1209
00:55:47,325 --> 00:55:48,492
How many years have you trained?
1210
00:55:49,558 --> 00:55:50,191
Don't answer, don't answer.
1211
00:55:50,225 --> 00:55:52,258
It will depress me too much.
1212
00:55:52,291 --> 00:55:53,525
I'll have to kill myself.
1213
00:55:55,057 --> 00:55:57,492
I am losing the will to live.
1214
00:55:57,525 --> 00:56:02,592
Did you waste
three hours of your life on this?
1215
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:03,692
Of her life.
1216
00:56:03,725 --> 00:56:06,458
And ten seconds of our time.
1217
00:56:06,492 --> 00:56:09,492
Ratty, ratty ends.
1218
00:56:09,525 --> 00:56:11,023
And now...
1219
00:56:11,057 --> 00:56:12,225
Darling, don't get too close.
1220
00:56:12,258 --> 00:56:13,492
You might never get back out.
1221
00:56:17,825 --> 00:56:18,792
Hello?
I can't talk right now, right?
1222
00:56:21,358 --> 00:56:22,558
You know, I'm Maid Marion.
1223
00:56:22,592 --> 00:56:24,692
I want to join the Merry Men.
1224
00:56:24,725 --> 00:56:29,325
I wonder if it's one
of those hair dos that makes you work.
1225
00:56:29,358 --> 00:56:31,391
- You maybe onto something.
- Yeah.
1226
00:56:31,425 --> 00:56:33,658
But it faces
you with your very fears.
1227
00:56:33,692 --> 00:56:35,358
And this is one of my fears.
1228
00:56:36,725 --> 00:56:39,625
The environment
is so on trend right now.
1229
00:56:39,658 --> 00:56:42,358
I made a green that matches
the luscious trees outside
1230
00:56:42,391 --> 00:56:43,225
out flagship salon.
1231
00:56:47,458 --> 00:56:49,091
Who's up first?
1232
00:56:49,124 --> 00:56:51,023
I think it's little Chantelle.
1233
00:56:54,525 --> 00:57:00,692
Erm the... the greys... the...
the greys they erm...
1234
00:57:01,391 --> 00:57:02,458
Science Chan.
1235
00:57:06,091 --> 00:57:09,291
Death of melanin in the hair
follicles,
1236
00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:11,325
combined with a build
of hydrogen peroxide
1237
00:57:11,358 --> 00:57:13,458
in the shaft is what causes us
to go grey.
1238
00:57:13,492 --> 00:57:16,425
So I recreated this natural
reaction using
1239
00:57:16,458 --> 00:57:18,625
pigment extractions
and subtle black tones.
1240
00:57:18,658 --> 00:57:20,625
Creating something beautiful
from something we usually see
1241
00:57:20,658 --> 00:57:23,023
as lifeless.
1242
00:57:23,058 --> 00:57:24,492
You see, sometimes
the absence of a colour
1243
00:57:24,525 --> 00:57:26,758
is a colour in itself.
1244
00:57:39,225 --> 00:57:40,258
Listen up
ladies and gentle cutters.
1245
00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:42,458
Time to snip those strands.
1246
00:57:42,492 --> 00:57:44,225
It's cutting rounds.
1247
00:57:44,258 --> 00:57:46,158
Everyone
expecting Dalton Chadwick
1248
00:57:46,191 --> 00:57:47,625
to perform strongly
here as usual.
1249
00:57:47,658 --> 00:57:50,058
Colour Camp Club sure to keep
things interesting.
1250
00:57:50,091 --> 00:57:52,725
But as ever at Ahh Hair,
nobody quite knows
1251
00:57:52,758 --> 00:57:54,758
what the judges
are in the mood for today.
1252
00:57:54,792 --> 00:57:56,558
And... cut.
1253
00:57:57,558 --> 00:57:58,758
I mean, don't cut.
1254
00:57:58,792 --> 00:58:00,458
Stop cutting.
1255
00:58:00,492 --> 00:58:05,291
So, we went for a classic look
with classic lines
1256
00:58:05,325 --> 00:58:08,091
because sometimes we forget
that classic...
1257
00:58:08,124 --> 00:58:11,725
...is just classic!
1258
00:58:13,391 --> 00:58:14,291
Next.
1259
00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:15,458
So if you look at it right.
1260
00:58:17,792 --> 00:58:18,592
The line never ends.
1261
00:58:19,492 --> 00:58:22,225
Round and round it goes.
1262
00:58:22,258 --> 00:58:24,358
Like the thoughts
in our head can.
1263
00:58:24,391 --> 00:58:25,492
Do you know what I mean hun?
1264
00:58:25,525 --> 00:58:28,592
Oh God, I do!
1265
00:58:34,391 --> 00:58:37,158
Another good
judging round for this unknown salon
1266
00:58:37,191 --> 00:58:39,091
from Piglinstown.
1267
00:58:39,124 --> 00:58:40,625
Always surprises at Ahh Hair.
1268
00:58:40,658 --> 00:58:42,325
She was great, wasn't she great?
1269
00:58:42,358 --> 00:58:44,058
Here, you watch yourself.
1270
00:58:47,391 --> 00:58:48,692
I like your edge.
1271
00:58:48,725 --> 00:58:50,158
So prison.
1272
00:58:54,258 --> 00:58:57,325
Hair huns, it's do or die time.
1273
00:58:57,358 --> 00:59:00,225
Your last chance to impress the
judges and earn your place
1274
00:59:00,258 --> 00:59:02,525
in the Grande Finale.
1275
00:59:02,558 --> 00:59:05,425
So style my pretties,
style.
1276
00:59:07,391 --> 00:59:09,525
It's our final
qualifying round here at Ahh Hair.
1277
00:59:09,558 --> 00:59:12,692
Up dos, down dos,
everywhere a-do-dos,
1278
00:59:12,725 --> 00:59:15,091
as contestants create their
signature hairstyle
1279
00:59:15,124 --> 00:59:15,558
for the judges.
1280
00:59:20,558 --> 00:59:21,525
- What?
- It's broke!
1281
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:23,058
What do you mean it's broke?
1282
00:59:23,091 --> 00:59:24,291
Michelle. Chan.
1283
00:59:24,325 --> 00:59:25,725
Can you go try and find me
another dryer?
1284
00:59:26,325 --> 00:59:30,191
Has anybody got the lend
of another dryer?
1285
00:59:30,225 --> 00:59:31,492
Has anybody got another dryer?
1286
00:59:31,525 --> 00:59:32,525
Brilliant!
1287
00:59:32,558 --> 00:59:33,158
Oh.
1288
00:59:33,191 --> 00:59:34,692
Ten minutes to inspection!
1289
00:59:37,592 --> 00:59:39,124
Fuck it's all my fault!
1290
00:59:39,891 --> 00:59:42,325
I should have set up early,
I'm always poxy late.
1291
00:59:52,058 --> 00:59:53,458
But it's...
1292
00:59:55,358 --> 00:59:57,091
...wet!
1293
00:59:57,124 --> 00:59:59,058
You'd better believe it pal.
1294
00:59:59,091 --> 01:00:02,225
Look at, late for work,
school run, drug raid
1295
01:00:02,258 --> 01:00:03,525
in your kitchen.
1296
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:06,024
Sometimes you need to get outta
the house quick.
1297
01:00:06,058 --> 01:00:07,625
But just because
you're on the run
1298
01:00:07,658 --> 01:00:10,058
doesn't mean your hair
should look like a bag of rats.
1299
01:00:10,091 --> 01:00:11,258
Right?
1300
01:00:12,658 --> 01:00:14,191
Uh, my God, she's right!
1301
01:00:15,358 --> 01:00:18,558
It's... practical!
1302
01:00:20,558 --> 01:00:22,058
Hmm.
1303
01:00:22,091 --> 01:00:25,024
I'm Stacey Barry and this
is the Piglinstown Pony.
1304
01:00:41,558 --> 01:00:43,757
It's crunch
time here at Ahh Hair.
1305
01:00:43,791 --> 01:00:46,225
The top salons in the country
have battled it out
1306
01:00:46,258 --> 01:00:49,091
and now the judges take
to their hair chambers to decide
1307
01:00:49,124 --> 01:00:52,024
which two will go on to
the Avant Garde Grand Final.
1308
01:00:52,058 --> 01:00:54,191
Join us after the break
here on Fad TV
1309
01:00:54,225 --> 01:00:55,458
for the live finalist
announcement.
1310
01:00:57,757 --> 01:00:59,558
Jaysus,
they could well get through.
1311
01:00:59,592 --> 01:01:02,291
And who's going to be the model?
1312
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:04,625
I'm telling you,
I'm a model I am!
1313
01:01:04,658 --> 01:01:06,225
And I'm Barry bleedin' White.
1314
01:01:08,425 --> 01:01:11,625
Ladies and
gentlemen, the finalist announcement.
1315
01:01:11,658 --> 01:01:12,724
- Hey yas.
- Hey.
1316
01:01:12,757 --> 01:01:14,124
Sorry I'm late.
1317
01:01:14,158 --> 01:01:16,258
I done a shamanic prayer
for yas in the jax.
1318
01:01:16,291 --> 01:01:17,391
Hope ya sprayed something.
1319
01:01:17,425 --> 01:01:19,024
Six top salons.
1320
01:01:19,691 --> 01:01:22,358
Three gruelling rounds.
1321
01:01:22,391 --> 01:01:25,024
And now two finalists!
1322
01:01:29,492 --> 01:01:34,191
Competing for the title
of Salon Stars...
1323
01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:37,425
Dalton Chadwick!
1324
01:01:41,225 --> 01:01:43,191
Oh!
1325
01:01:43,225 --> 01:01:46,058
Calm yourself woman,
you're embarrassing yourself.
1326
01:01:46,091 --> 01:01:52,425
And taking them on in their very
first Ahh Hair appearance...
1327
01:01:58,525 --> 01:02:00,325
...Deadly Cuts!
1328
01:02:14,724 --> 01:02:17,258
Over my dead fucking hairpiece!
1329
01:02:20,792 --> 01:02:23,758
Finalists please
prepare for the grand final.
1330
01:02:23,792 --> 01:02:26,391
If you're not a finalist,
get out!
1331
01:02:26,425 --> 01:02:27,691
I'm talking to you Mary.
1332
01:02:32,825 --> 01:02:35,258
Finally get to do that closing
speech Shell.
1333
01:02:35,291 --> 01:02:36,225
Me nerves Gem.
1334
01:02:36,258 --> 01:02:38,525
You're alright Chan.
1335
01:02:38,558 --> 01:02:39,991
There's nothing to worry about.
1336
01:02:42,825 --> 01:02:44,525
I suppose you're a model
and all?
1337
01:02:45,358 --> 01:02:46,158
Model that ya prick!
1338
01:02:47,358 --> 01:02:50,158
This sounds
like sour grapes to me Phillipa.
1339
01:02:50,191 --> 01:02:51,325
I like their pep.
1340
01:02:51,358 --> 01:02:53,358
Oh my God!
1341
01:02:53,391 --> 01:02:55,425
Shelley, wake up!
1342
01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:58,558
From whatever cocktail of pills
you're on these days.
1343
01:02:58,591 --> 01:03:02,258
If a salon like that wins
a competition like this,
1344
01:03:02,291 --> 01:03:06,358
it's going to turn
our industry on its head.
1345
01:03:06,391 --> 01:03:09,657
People are going to think,
well maybe I don't need to go
1346
01:03:09,692 --> 01:03:13,091
to some big name salon.
1347
01:03:13,124 --> 01:03:18,191
Maybe I don't have to spend
200 Euros on a blow dry.
1348
01:03:20,425 --> 01:03:22,425
We can't have it.
1349
01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:25,124
The Highlighted Circle
must be protected.
1350
01:03:25,158 --> 01:03:29,657
Like it protected you
and it made you rich.
1351
01:03:29,692 --> 01:03:33,024
Deadly Cuts cannot win.
1352
01:03:38,158 --> 01:03:41,258
Dalton Chadwick
will now take on Deadly Cuts.
1353
01:03:41,291 --> 01:03:43,557
Please take your places
for the grand final.
1354
01:03:50,524 --> 01:03:52,591
Oh sorry!
1355
01:03:52,624 --> 01:03:53,658
Oops!
1356
01:03:53,692 --> 01:03:55,124
How embarrassing.
1357
01:03:56,191 --> 01:03:58,191
Friendly warning.
1358
01:03:58,225 --> 01:03:59,591
It's over for you.
1359
01:04:02,091 --> 01:04:04,425
The Highlighted
Circle have arranged it.
1360
01:04:05,725 --> 01:04:11,458
So you can go up on that stage
and get torn apart
1361
01:04:11,492 --> 01:04:12,557
by the judges.
1362
01:04:12,591 --> 01:04:16,058
And believe me,
you will be.
1363
01:04:16,859 --> 01:04:21,225
You can relive all that
brutal humiliation.
1364
01:04:21,258 --> 01:04:24,792
Or you can run, now.
1365
01:04:24,825 --> 01:04:27,491
Back into that hole
you come from.
1366
01:04:30,425 --> 01:04:33,191
You could save us all
the indignity.
1367
01:04:49,391 --> 01:04:53,658
The two finalists in Salon Stars
will now go head to head
1368
01:04:53,692 --> 01:04:56,291
for our star judges.
1369
01:04:58,491 --> 01:05:00,692
Without any further ado...
1370
01:05:04,457 --> 01:05:08,258
Let us welcome the team
from Dalton Chadwick.
1371
01:05:15,358 --> 01:05:16,557
All hail...
1372
01:05:16,592 --> 01:05:17,491
The Queen.
1373
01:05:25,424 --> 01:05:28,325
Well, I guess
we at Dalton Chadwick
1374
01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:31,457
consider ourselves
some er hairdressing royalty.
1375
01:05:32,758 --> 01:05:36,758
Using our exclusive network of
salons and a dash of blackmail
1376
01:05:36,792 --> 01:05:38,692
we were able
to source the design
1377
01:05:38,725 --> 01:05:41,191
of the Princess
of Monaco's crown.
1378
01:05:41,225 --> 01:05:44,024
Recreated here in
shades of silvers and blondes
1379
01:05:44,058 --> 01:05:46,625
that represent literal money.
1380
01:05:46,658 --> 01:05:48,457
And yes, I know
what you're all wondering.
1381
01:05:50,258 --> 01:05:53,457
The gold streaks
are real gold.
1382
01:06:00,091 --> 01:06:03,758
What is our unique role
as a salon? Hm?
1383
01:06:03,792 --> 01:06:07,091
Well, it's very simple really.
1384
01:06:07,124 --> 01:06:08,658
We're here to rule.
1385
01:06:11,058 --> 01:06:13,091
By maintaining the meticulous
standards
1386
01:06:13,124 --> 01:06:16,692
of our hairdressing world
1387
01:06:16,725 --> 01:06:20,158
where only the very best
reaches the top.
1388
01:06:22,491 --> 01:06:27,525
And the others, the others
stay where they belong.
1389
01:07:02,658 --> 01:07:03,390
Don't mind them.
1390
01:07:03,424 --> 01:07:04,058
Okay?
1391
01:07:05,525 --> 01:07:07,158
D'Logan, your comment please?
1392
01:07:08,258 --> 01:07:09,658
I liked the nipples.
1393
01:07:13,792 --> 01:07:15,525
Shelley Sherlock!
1394
01:07:15,558 --> 01:07:17,024
Unbeatable.
1395
01:07:17,058 --> 01:07:18,390
Buggy O'Sullivan!
1396
01:07:18,424 --> 01:07:19,525
Yes,
blow drys should be expensive.
1397
01:07:19,558 --> 01:07:21,792
That fella's a degenerate!
1398
01:07:21,825 --> 01:07:24,124
And now for the little salon
that can.
1399
01:07:24,158 --> 01:07:26,291
A warm welcome to Deadly Cuts!
1400
01:07:28,390 --> 01:07:29,458
Oh my God!
1401
01:07:29,492 --> 01:07:30,291
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
1402
01:07:34,458 --> 01:07:35,792
Come on Michelle, we're on.
1403
01:07:35,825 --> 01:07:36,725
I can't.
1404
01:07:37,525 --> 01:07:38,492
You what?
1405
01:07:38,525 --> 01:07:40,492
I can't put one foot in front
of the other.
1406
01:07:40,525 --> 01:07:41,625
My body will not move.
1407
01:07:41,658 --> 01:07:42,625
I just can't...
1408
01:07:43,458 --> 01:07:45,258
Deadly Cuts to the stage!
1409
01:07:45,290 --> 01:07:46,658
Deadly Cuts!
1410
01:07:46,692 --> 01:07:48,191
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
1411
01:07:48,225 --> 01:07:50,592
I'm sure they're just getting
themselves in order.
1412
01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:51,558
Uh, any moment now.
1413
01:07:54,225 --> 01:07:55,758
We won't
win, we won't win.
1414
01:07:57,091 --> 01:07:58,225
They're all against me.
1415
01:07:58,258 --> 01:07:59,492
You sound like a madwoman.
1416
01:07:59,525 --> 01:08:00,625
I can't.
1417
01:08:00,658 --> 01:08:03,390
- The humiliation...
- The humiliation?
1418
01:08:03,425 --> 01:08:04,558
The fucking humiliation?
1419
01:08:05,024 --> 01:08:06,625
Something's wrong.
1420
01:08:09,290 --> 01:08:12,091
Let me tell you
what's humiliating.
1421
01:08:12,124 --> 01:08:14,257
Some prick coming in and
shutting down your shop
1422
01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:17,024
with nothing but a poxy letter.
1423
01:08:17,058 --> 01:08:19,425
Old ones getting battered in car
parks and knowing that
1424
01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:22,290
nobody's gonna do
anything about it.
1425
01:08:22,324 --> 01:08:25,024
People losing their jobs,
they're bleeding chipper.
1426
01:08:25,058 --> 01:08:27,024
All so someone else
can make money.
1427
01:08:27,058 --> 01:08:28,124
Still waiting
for you Deadly Cuts.
1428
01:08:28,158 --> 01:08:30,658
You've a community
relying on ya.
1429
01:08:30,692 --> 01:08:34,257
And you're worried about them
dopes with the 100 Euro eyebrows
1430
01:08:34,290 --> 01:08:36,758
might what... look at ya funny?
1431
01:08:38,558 --> 01:08:42,024
We've all been pissed on
Michelle,
1432
01:08:42,058 --> 01:08:44,725
but nobody can humiliate ya
unless you let them.
1433
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:49,091
It's about time you stopped
letting them.
1434
01:08:53,658 --> 01:08:55,191
Get out on the stage please?
1435
01:09:07,558 --> 01:09:09,058
Is someone getting arrested?
1436
01:09:09,091 --> 01:09:10,525
Probably Stacey.
1437
01:09:23,058 --> 01:09:25,058
♪ We fight, we fight ♪
1438
01:09:25,091 --> 01:09:27,358
♪ We fight, we fight ♪
1439
01:09:27,391 --> 01:09:29,124
She's a no show.
1440
01:09:29,158 --> 01:09:31,692
♪ We fight, we fight ♪
1441
01:09:31,725 --> 01:09:34,725
It's not always easy running
a salon where we do.
1442
01:09:34,758 --> 01:09:37,391
Sometimes it can feel like
working in a war zone.
1443
01:09:37,425 --> 01:09:39,458
But just cos you're at war,
1444
01:09:39,492 --> 01:09:41,725
doesn't mean
you can't look fab, hun.
1445
01:10:01,558 --> 01:10:03,692
What in the aul Jaysus is that?
1446
01:10:03,725 --> 01:10:06,658
It's Piglinstown.
1447
01:10:07,224 --> 01:10:09,124
I used real glass shard
collected at our shops
1448
01:10:09,157 --> 01:10:11,124
to create the shimmer
in the colour.
1449
01:10:11,157 --> 01:10:12,492
Doubling the reflections,
1450
01:10:12,525 --> 01:10:14,592
which gives the illusion
of movement.
1451
01:10:14,625 --> 01:10:16,558
Just like the shadows creeping
around the corner.
1452
01:10:19,525 --> 01:10:22,391
You have to get through
some debris to see our highlights.
1453
01:10:22,425 --> 01:10:25,792
But no matter how hot it gets,
1454
01:10:25,825 --> 01:10:29,391
we keep your look... fire!
1455
01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:50,725
Ooh hoo!
1456
01:10:52,157 --> 01:10:54,258
Ring a ding ding girls!
1457
01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:56,225
Anyone seen me pal, Deano?
1458
01:10:56,258 --> 01:10:57,258
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1459
01:10:57,291 --> 01:10:57,725
Get off!
1460
01:10:57,758 --> 01:10:58,625
Think I'm stupid?
1461
01:11:00,058 --> 01:11:01,458
That, that's him!
1462
01:11:01,492 --> 01:11:02,058
Where's the phone?
1463
01:11:02,090 --> 01:11:02,892
In your knickers is it?
1464
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:04,525
You get your fuckin'
hands off me!
1465
01:11:06,157 --> 01:11:06,758
Where's Deano's phone?
1466
01:11:06,792 --> 01:11:08,157
I don't fuckin' know!
1467
01:11:08,190 --> 01:11:09,492
I knew that text wasn't right.
1468
01:11:09,525 --> 01:11:10,325
Full stops and all.
1469
01:11:10,358 --> 01:11:11,225
None of us have the phone!
1470
01:11:11,258 --> 01:11:13,258
- What you talking about?
- Hi there Squeak!
1471
01:11:13,291 --> 01:11:15,058
Oh Stacey, he got hold of me!
1472
01:11:15,090 --> 01:11:15,692
Off!
1473
01:11:15,725 --> 01:11:16,658
How do you have the phone?
1474
01:11:16,692 --> 01:11:20,157
Maybe somebody should be calling
the police?
1475
01:11:20,190 --> 01:11:21,458
Don't touch me,
you'll get a slap.
1476
01:11:22,758 --> 01:11:24,458
Fuck is this shit?
1477
01:11:24,492 --> 01:11:26,492
Dublin's got bleedin talent
or something?
1478
01:11:26,525 --> 01:11:28,190
Here, I've got a talent for yas.
1479
01:11:28,225 --> 01:11:29,325
Wanna see me big flute.
1480
01:11:29,358 --> 01:11:33,692
Michelle, Michelle!
1481
01:11:51,191 --> 01:11:52,024
You're gonna shoot me
are ya?
1482
01:12:11,692 --> 01:12:13,057
Oh no, relax, relax!
1483
01:12:13,090 --> 01:12:14,057
It's only fake!
1484
01:12:25,158 --> 01:12:28,023
Michelle! Come on!
1485
01:12:29,391 --> 01:12:30,425
Come on.
1486
01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:30,892
Quick, quick, quick.
Come on girls.
1487
01:12:30,925 --> 01:12:31,758
Go, go, go, go...
1488
01:12:31,792 --> 01:12:33,090
Cover the trolley,
cover the trolley.
1489
01:12:56,057 --> 01:12:57,492
Michelle Roche...
1490
01:12:57,525 --> 01:12:58,758
as I live and weave.
1491
01:13:10,692 --> 01:13:14,258
You see,
sometimes there are no rules.
1492
01:13:14,291 --> 01:13:17,158
And sometimes
there are no rulers.
1493
01:13:17,191 --> 01:13:18,525
Certainly not where we're from!
1494
01:13:21,291 --> 01:13:26,023
Because rules
make hair trends boring.
1495
01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:33,023
And rulers
make hairdressing boring!
1496
01:13:34,558 --> 01:13:39,057
Our unique role as a salon
at Deadly Cuts
1497
01:13:39,091 --> 01:13:44,291
well... Let's just say
we like to keep it dangerous.
1498
01:13:46,191 --> 01:13:50,758
Because when things
get stale and old.
1499
01:13:52,391 --> 01:13:54,458
It's time to take them out!
1500
01:14:20,258 --> 01:14:22,158
D'Logan D'likes!
1501
01:14:32,825 --> 01:14:36,758
While I only come back here
when contractually obliged
1502
01:14:36,792 --> 01:14:39,558
or to contest paternity suits,
1503
01:14:39,592 --> 01:14:43,458
it's nice when I do to find
artists willing
1504
01:14:43,492 --> 01:14:45,625
to take real risks.
1505
01:14:45,658 --> 01:14:47,592
Deadly Cuts...
1506
01:14:47,625 --> 01:14:49,091
D'Logan D'likes!
1507
01:14:50,625 --> 01:14:52,291
I've never forgotten you.
1508
01:14:52,325 --> 01:14:54,024
Even the balding?
1509
01:14:54,058 --> 01:14:55,425
I thought that was a drug dream.
1510
01:14:55,458 --> 01:14:56,492
Just kiss me.
1511
01:15:30,124 --> 01:15:31,458
What the hell happened?
1512
01:15:31,492 --> 01:15:35,024
Darling, D'Logan D'liked.
1513
01:15:35,058 --> 01:15:36,492
D'no one says no to D'Logan.
1514
01:15:36,525 --> 01:15:37,792
Uh uh.
1515
01:15:37,824 --> 01:15:40,158
Here, you need to have her
arrested.
1516
01:15:40,191 --> 01:15:41,558
The wire on my hairdryer
was cut
1517
01:15:41,592 --> 01:15:42,692
and I found these
at her station.
1518
01:15:44,525 --> 01:15:47,091
And don't bother denying it,
cos I got a confession.
1519
01:15:47,124 --> 01:15:48,258
She slapped me!
1520
01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:49,091
You're lucky that's all ya got!
1521
01:15:49,124 --> 01:15:50,592
Sabotage!
1522
01:15:50,625 --> 01:15:54,525
Phillipa, you are a disgrace
to the Highlighted Circle.
1523
01:15:59,425 --> 01:16:00,592
Get outta me way you dope!
1524
01:16:06,325 --> 01:16:08,492
Thank you Jamie.
1525
01:16:08,525 --> 01:16:10,124
Ah thank you Lataylor.
1526
01:16:10,158 --> 01:16:11,692
It is good to be back.
1527
01:16:13,758 --> 01:16:17,458
You have to go now
and deal with the car.
1528
01:16:17,492 --> 01:16:19,391
I'll stick around here
and do the press and that.
1529
01:16:19,425 --> 01:16:21,091
And here, get that fuckin'
gun off Chantelle
1530
01:16:21,124 --> 01:16:23,358
before she takes someone out.
1531
01:16:23,391 --> 01:16:24,592
See you back at the Pigger yeah?
1532
01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:26,058
Michelle!
1533
01:16:26,091 --> 01:16:27,158
Maybe.
1534
01:16:32,558 --> 01:16:35,391
So Michelle before we talk about
your lips,
1535
01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:38,625
we should discuss your
plans for the move.
1536
01:16:38,658 --> 01:16:40,191
Move?
1537
01:16:40,225 --> 01:16:43,291
Well, you can hardly stay in
Pigtown now can you?
1538
01:16:43,791 --> 01:16:44,625
It's Piglinstown.
1539
01:16:44,658 --> 01:16:45,191
And the mouthy one.
1540
01:16:45,225 --> 01:16:46,791
You need to lose her.
1541
01:16:46,824 --> 01:16:48,258
Stacey?
1542
01:16:48,291 --> 01:16:51,191
Our clients like their stylists
submissive.
1543
01:16:51,225 --> 01:16:53,692
And speaking of submissive,
1544
01:16:53,725 --> 01:16:58,225
did you see how limp Lataylor's
barrel wave came out.
1545
01:16:58,258 --> 01:16:59,425
Pathetic!
1546
01:16:59,458 --> 01:17:00,791
Pass the remote.
1547
01:17:00,824 --> 01:17:02,558
Someone needs to turn up
the volume.
1548
01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:07,124
There's a party in my blimp.
1549
01:17:07,158 --> 01:17:08,091
Let's go.
1550
01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:10,124
You might get to see Pippa
being thrown out.
1551
01:17:32,692 --> 01:17:35,291
But your man Two Teeth,
he was in on the whole thing.
1552
01:17:35,325 --> 01:17:37,625
All faked it was,
totally faked.
1553
01:17:37,658 --> 01:17:41,091
Whatever you say, right?
1554
01:17:41,124 --> 01:17:43,492
So, where's the trophy girls?
1555
01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:47,458
So we can stick it
up Councillor Flynn's arse!
1556
01:17:47,492 --> 01:17:48,558
Here it is!
1557
01:17:56,225 --> 01:18:04,158
♪ No never no more,
will I play the wild rover ♪
1558
01:18:04,191 --> 01:18:08,358
♪ No never, no more ♪
1559
01:18:08,391 --> 01:18:10,091
Want any chops.
1560
01:18:10,124 --> 01:18:13,091
I mean, lovely bit of lamb in...
I have like no...
1561
01:18:16,458 --> 01:18:17,458
Up all night he had me.
1562
01:18:17,492 --> 01:18:19,158
I mean, Stacey,
Free Willy wouldn't have been
1563
01:18:19,191 --> 01:18:20,492
able to take the harpooning
I got.
1564
01:18:20,525 --> 01:18:22,091
I don't want to know Linsey!
1565
01:18:22,124 --> 01:18:24,158
I'm just saying, the size of it!
1566
01:18:24,191 --> 01:18:25,757
It was about the length of...
1567
01:18:25,792 --> 01:18:27,391
It's me Ma!
1568
01:18:27,425 --> 01:18:29,191
Heya Ma!
1569
01:18:29,225 --> 01:18:31,124
Look at, say hey to Linsey!
1570
01:18:31,158 --> 01:18:32,625
Do you remember Linds?
1571
01:18:32,657 --> 01:18:33,558
Oh Jaysus, is that the Pigger?
1572
01:18:33,592 --> 01:18:35,391
Oh I can smell that place
from here.
1573
01:18:35,425 --> 01:18:37,058
Yeah, I know,
Kip isn't it?
1574
01:18:37,091 --> 01:18:39,691
That old perv Patsy
still behind the bar I see.
1575
01:18:39,724 --> 01:18:40,425
He's not a perv.
1576
01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:42,024
Yeah, well he looks like one.
1577
01:18:42,058 --> 01:18:44,024
Anyway, listen.
I wanted to talk to you.
1578
01:18:44,058 --> 01:18:45,225
Yeah, I know.
1579
01:18:45,258 --> 01:18:46,258
Sorry, I was looking
at flights and all and...
1580
01:18:46,291 --> 01:18:48,191
Yeah, no, about that.
1581
01:18:48,225 --> 01:18:50,024
Look, I've kind of got me own
thing going on over here
1582
01:18:50,058 --> 01:18:51,792
with the salon, me clients.
1583
01:18:51,825 --> 01:18:54,458
I can't have some 20
year old coming over saying she's me kid.
1584
01:18:54,492 --> 01:18:56,091
I'm 22.
1585
01:18:56,124 --> 01:18:58,225
Are ya? That's even worse.
1586
01:18:58,258 --> 01:19:00,225
Do you know how old
that makes me look Stacey?
1587
01:19:00,258 --> 01:19:01,492
I'm 33 over here.
1588
01:19:01,525 --> 01:19:02,558
They don't believe that do they?
1589
01:19:04,358 --> 01:19:08,091
Well listen, it's just not the
right time love, okay?
1590
01:19:08,124 --> 01:19:09,358
Maybe in a couple of year.
1591
01:19:09,391 --> 01:19:11,624
Listen, with Visas and all, just
leave it.
1592
01:19:11,657 --> 01:19:12,724
Anyway, I've got to go.
1593
01:19:12,758 --> 01:19:15,024
I've got some fella coming
to do me lips at 10.
1594
01:19:15,691 --> 01:19:17,091
I'll see ya, right.
1595
01:19:21,325 --> 01:19:22,258
Stace come here for a minute.
1596
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:23,525
Fuck off Chantelle will ya?
1597
01:19:26,558 --> 01:19:27,725
I'll be back in a minute.
1598
01:19:44,458 --> 01:19:46,124
That was a bit harsh wasn't it?
1599
01:19:47,158 --> 01:19:48,525
She's always annoying me.
1600
01:19:50,624 --> 01:19:51,991
Spain not happening?
1601
01:20:02,624 --> 01:20:05,657
You know, sometimes when people
treat you badly,
1602
01:20:05,692 --> 01:20:07,325
it says a lot about them.
1603
01:20:09,325 --> 01:20:10,557
She's me Ma.
1604
01:20:12,391 --> 01:20:13,591
I know.
1605
01:20:16,492 --> 01:20:18,124
I thought...
1606
01:20:20,325 --> 01:20:22,692
I just thought,
when we won the competition.
1607
01:20:24,325 --> 01:20:26,391
Visas she's saying,
fuckin' visas!
1608
01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:31,291
It's the EU, does she think
we're fuckin' thick?
1609
01:20:31,325 --> 01:20:35,058
Well if she does then she really
doesn't know you.
1610
01:20:38,825 --> 01:20:40,425
See, do you know what I think?
1611
01:20:42,391 --> 01:20:45,725
I think one day your Ma's gonna
wake up and realise
1612
01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:51,624
what a brilliant, funny,
mad little young one she made.
1613
01:20:51,658 --> 01:20:54,024
And ran away from her the first
chance she got.
1614
01:20:55,358 --> 01:20:59,225
Yeah, well,
her loss was our gain.
1615
01:21:03,091 --> 01:21:04,792
And our pain in the hole every
now and again.
1616
01:21:04,825 --> 01:21:06,191
But...
1617
01:21:12,358 --> 01:21:15,491
You can't spend your life
trying to please people
1618
01:21:15,524 --> 01:21:16,758
who screw you over Stacey.
1619
01:21:20,058 --> 01:21:22,058
It makes it hard to notice
you're surrounded by people
1620
01:21:22,091 --> 01:21:24,625
who never would.
1621
01:21:56,425 --> 01:21:59,191
♪ We walk the walk,
we fight the fight ♪
1622
01:21:59,225 --> 01:22:01,391
♪ Piglinstown will be alright ♪
1623
01:22:03,124 --> 01:22:04,325
That was actually great girls!
1624
01:22:04,358 --> 01:22:05,358
Yeah, it was.
1625
01:22:05,391 --> 01:22:06,524
Well done!
1626
01:22:17,325 --> 01:22:19,692
I don't know why you
didn't ask me to model girls?
1627
01:22:19,725 --> 01:22:21,524
I've done a bit of it
back in me day, you know?
1628
01:22:21,558 --> 01:22:24,024
Yeah, for the Farmer's Journal.
1629
01:22:30,825 --> 01:22:33,291
The neck of this thing.
1630
01:22:33,325 --> 01:22:35,390
Have we not voted you out yet?
1631
01:22:35,424 --> 01:22:36,058
Yeah.
1632
01:22:36,091 --> 01:22:38,258
Working late are we ladies?
1633
01:22:38,291 --> 01:22:41,058
Ah, I love to see the work ethic
around here.
1634
01:22:41,091 --> 01:22:42,024
Oh it's a fine thing.
1635
01:22:42,058 --> 01:22:43,692
I think you must be lost there
councillor.
1636
01:22:43,725 --> 01:22:45,325
Yeah.
1637
01:22:45,358 --> 01:22:47,525
Because last I checked,
our salon is in the papers.
1638
01:22:47,558 --> 01:22:49,692
And the council is getting ready
to flush your plans down
1639
01:22:49,725 --> 01:22:51,358
the proverbial fuckin' jax.
1640
01:22:51,390 --> 01:22:51,925
Yeah.
1641
01:22:51,959 --> 01:22:53,091
And for good as well.
1642
01:22:53,124 --> 01:22:54,091
Yeah.
1643
01:22:56,124 --> 01:22:57,592
Oh you're right!
1644
01:22:57,625 --> 01:23:00,525
Look, there yous are.
1645
01:23:00,558 --> 01:23:01,325
Yeah.
1646
01:23:01,358 --> 01:23:03,658
Isn't that lovely huh?
1647
01:23:03,692 --> 01:23:06,124
You know what they say don't ya?
1648
01:23:06,158 --> 01:23:10,357
Today's headlines, tomorrows
chip wrappings.
1649
01:23:10,390 --> 01:23:12,058
Yous are out in six weeks.
1650
01:23:13,124 --> 01:23:14,592
What are you talking about?
1651
01:23:14,625 --> 01:23:17,625
Don't mind him,
Mick talked to the council.
1652
01:23:17,658 --> 01:23:20,592
Oh yes of course, the fella
from, the chipper
1653
01:23:20,625 --> 01:23:24,525
went in with his little petition
and reconsidering, reviewing,
1654
01:23:24,558 --> 01:23:27,024
oh there'll be a committee.
1655
01:23:27,058 --> 01:23:30,024
That all adds up to the same
thing girls.
1656
01:23:30,058 --> 01:23:33,725
We're just waiting for people's
attention to move on.
1657
01:23:33,758 --> 01:23:38,725
So, like I said,
six weeks' notice.
1658
01:23:38,758 --> 01:23:41,558
But we won our competition.
1659
01:23:41,592 --> 01:23:43,390
You can't knock
an award winning salon.
1660
01:23:43,424 --> 01:23:47,424
You honestly believed
that did you?
1661
01:23:47,458 --> 01:23:51,024
You thought that you'd whip up
some community spirit
1662
01:23:51,058 --> 01:23:52,124
and everything will be okay?
1663
01:23:53,725 --> 01:23:57,558
You thought a hairdressers
would beat money?
1664
01:23:59,592 --> 01:24:01,324
Yeah go on, keep laughing.
1665
01:24:01,357 --> 01:24:03,725
I'll show you what
a hairdressers can be.
1666
01:24:03,758 --> 01:24:08,225
Oh good Jaysus,
the problems I've had ladies.
1667
01:24:08,258 --> 01:24:10,792
I mean first me gang disappears.
1668
01:24:10,825 --> 01:24:14,692
And then yous started up.
1669
01:24:14,725 --> 01:24:16,458
Yous did delay me.
1670
01:24:16,492 --> 01:24:18,324
I'll give you that.
1671
01:24:18,357 --> 01:24:22,024
All very frustrating it
was now, very frustrating.
1672
01:24:22,058 --> 01:24:25,792
I had investors getting nervous
with your shite.
1673
01:24:25,825 --> 01:24:28,024
I even lost one of them.
1674
01:24:28,058 --> 01:24:31,525
Because you made me look
like I wasn't in control
1675
01:24:31,558 --> 01:24:34,258
of the local situation.
1676
01:24:34,290 --> 01:24:38,425
Well, I am back in control
now girls.
1677
01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:39,625
You can't do this.
1678
01:24:39,658 --> 01:24:41,091
I live upstairs.
1679
01:24:41,124 --> 01:24:42,357
- That's me home!
- Yeah.
1680
01:24:42,390 --> 01:24:45,158
- Ah, don't you worry.
- You tell him.
1681
01:24:45,191 --> 01:24:48,558
We'll make sure you move
somewhere nice and handy for ya.
1682
01:24:48,592 --> 01:24:49,525
Like Navan.
1683
01:24:50,158 --> 01:24:53,290
Did he say fuckin' Navan?
1684
01:24:53,324 --> 01:24:55,758
Er well girls, I must be off.
1685
01:24:55,792 --> 01:25:00,225
Once I'm done with this dump,
plenty more areas to improve.
1686
01:25:00,257 --> 01:25:02,225
To destroy you mean.
1687
01:25:02,257 --> 01:25:04,290
So you can line
your own pockets.
1688
01:25:04,324 --> 01:25:05,725
Very good Twink.
1689
01:25:05,758 --> 01:25:08,024
The brains round here, huh?
1690
01:25:08,058 --> 01:25:09,458
Get outta me way!
1691
01:25:09,492 --> 01:25:12,191
What about us, the community
that lives here?
1692
01:25:16,792 --> 01:25:21,492
When are you going to get it
you tragic old tramp.
1693
01:25:22,625 --> 01:25:23,257
He can't get away with that.
1694
01:25:23,290 --> 01:25:25,091
What?
1695
01:25:25,124 --> 01:25:27,091
Nobody gives a fuck.
1696
01:25:56,525 --> 01:26:00,190
Jaysus Tessie, I never thought
you'd have to do that again.
1697
01:26:00,224 --> 01:26:04,290
Ah what are they going to do,
give me life?
1698
01:26:04,325 --> 01:26:06,058
Mrs Quinn!
1699
01:26:06,091 --> 01:26:10,625
Your Granddad's concerned
citizens group was great Gemma,
1700
01:26:10,658 --> 01:26:13,725
but it couldn't beat
Noley Poley.
1701
01:26:13,758 --> 01:26:14,792
So we did.
1702
01:26:14,825 --> 01:26:16,224
To death.
1703
01:26:16,257 --> 01:26:19,592
In the back of me
husband's hiace.
1704
01:26:19,625 --> 01:26:21,325
Fuckin hell!
1705
01:26:23,792 --> 01:26:28,290
First rule of Piglinstown don't
piss off the old ones.
1706
01:26:30,825 --> 01:26:33,558
What are we gonna do
with this fella?
1707
01:26:33,592 --> 01:26:36,692
Back then there was all parkland
for digging.
1708
01:26:36,725 --> 01:26:39,458
Isn't a Jaysus tree around
the place these days.
1709
01:26:41,758 --> 01:26:45,592
So how the hell do you get rid
of a body in Piglinstown?
1710
01:27:05,391 --> 01:27:09,625
Well, it's more like an award
winning salon.
1711
01:27:09,658 --> 01:27:11,058
Well, did you talk to your Ma?
1712
01:27:12,525 --> 01:27:15,291
Not the right time I told her.
1713
01:27:15,325 --> 01:27:16,224
Gone off Spain.
1714
01:27:17,224 --> 01:27:21,091
All that sun and bleedin'
sausage.
1715
01:27:23,692 --> 01:27:25,224
Check out the deck shoes.
1716
01:27:26,792 --> 01:27:29,625
Well, I finally got him to come
over girls.
1717
01:27:29,658 --> 01:27:31,358
Meet me new fella, JP.
1718
01:27:31,391 --> 01:27:32,758
- Alright?
- Hiya JP.
1719
01:27:32,792 --> 01:27:34,692
Welcome to Piglinstown, JP.
1720
01:27:34,725 --> 01:27:35,625
Thanks.
1721
01:27:35,658 --> 01:27:38,024
Bloody terrified to be
here to be honest.
1722
01:27:38,058 --> 01:27:39,758
Why? It's a great community.
1723
01:27:39,792 --> 01:27:41,625
Look after each other we do.
1724
01:27:41,658 --> 01:27:43,090
Isn't that right Mrs Q?
1725
01:27:43,123 --> 01:27:44,190
We sure do.
1726
01:27:45,558 --> 01:27:47,123
Ah, what's the story pal?
1727
01:27:47,157 --> 01:27:48,291
Are you here to talk to Mick?
1728
01:27:48,325 --> 01:27:51,625
Thought I'd take a look at a
couple of units, you know?
1729
01:27:51,658 --> 01:27:53,492
For me wellness place.
1730
01:27:53,525 --> 01:27:55,391
Jaysus, between you
and Dr Phil over here
1731
01:27:55,425 --> 01:27:57,190
the place'll be
cumbayaed out of it!
1732
01:27:57,225 --> 01:27:58,258
Dr Who?
1733
01:27:58,291 --> 01:27:59,725
I'm gonna do a course Maisie.
1734
01:27:59,758 --> 01:28:01,325
Psychology and that.
1735
01:28:01,358 --> 01:28:03,391
And don't worry,
I'll still be here part time.
1736
01:28:03,425 --> 01:28:05,090
Well here's your first patient.
1737
01:28:05,123 --> 01:28:06,123
Alright girls?
1738
01:28:06,157 --> 01:28:07,692
Not armed are ya Chan?
1739
01:28:07,725 --> 01:28:10,492
No, just with me essential oils
and me breathing techniques.
1740
01:28:16,123 --> 01:28:17,325
Right!
1741
01:28:17,358 --> 01:28:18,658
Are we working or what?
1742
01:28:18,692 --> 01:28:19,692
Come on!
1743
01:28:19,725 --> 01:28:21,425
Do you want a trim on that JP?
1744
01:28:21,458 --> 01:28:23,592
Oh erm I'm not sure actually.
1745
01:28:23,625 --> 01:28:25,558
I usually get it done by the
guys in Dalton Chadwick.
1746
01:28:25,592 --> 01:28:26,525
Don't mind them,
1747
01:28:26,558 --> 01:28:28,492
double the price
and half the craic they are.
1748
01:28:28,525 --> 01:28:29,325
Do you want tea hun?
1749
01:28:29,358 --> 01:28:30,758
Well he definitely
likes tea bags.
1750
01:28:30,792 --> 01:28:31,991
- Linsey!
- Linsey!
1751
01:28:35,658 --> 01:28:37,391
Da heck your head?
1752
01:28:43,225 --> 01:28:45,592
D'Logan D'likes!
1753
01:28:54,599 --> 01:28:59,599
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