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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,152 --> 00:00:30,785 Let's play Napoleon. 2 00:00:30,786 --> 00:00:34,176 - Yes, but you be the tsar. - Oh! 3 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,057 Oh. It's broken. 4 00:00:37,058 --> 00:00:40,064 That is the hole where the bullet went through. 5 00:00:40,066 --> 00:00:41,761 The bullet that you have in your head. 6 00:00:41,762 --> 00:00:44,607 How many times do I have to tell you? 7 00:00:45,377 --> 00:00:47,360 I don't remember anything! 8 00:00:47,362 --> 00:00:50,015 I don't remember! 9 00:00:50,018 --> 00:00:52,320 How many times do I have to tell you that? 10 00:00:57,536 --> 00:00:59,103 Napoleon, huh. 11 00:01:02,594 --> 00:01:03,936 Go hide. 12 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,632 Oh, oh, oh, wait. W...wait. 13 00:01:05,634 --> 00:01:08,224 The teacher said that you French were on this side. 14 00:01:08,225 --> 00:01:11,808 These were your trenches, and the Germans were attacking from there. 15 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,688 So you go that way? 16 00:01:14,689 --> 00:01:19,489 Yes, go on. Go, go! Go, go, go. Go, go. Go! 17 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:30,495 Tsar! I am not afraid of winter! 18 00:01:30,498 --> 00:01:32,256 I destroyed you... 19 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,753 with the power of my artillery! 20 00:01:34,754 --> 00:01:38,527 And under the hooves of my cavalry! 21 00:01:41,664 --> 00:01:44,673 Let's ride! Giddyap! Giddyap! 22 00:01:44,674 --> 00:01:47,072 Not even the Cossacks can defeat me, 23 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:49,888 Napoleon, the emperor of the French! 24 00:01:52,289 --> 00:01:57,024 This is where the war explodes! 25 00:01:58,528 --> 00:02:00,864 We advance with fixed bayonets. 26 00:02:00,865 --> 00:02:04,031 We attack their fortresses! 27 00:02:04,034 --> 00:02:05,793 We'll sleep in the snow. 28 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:15,711 You are dead! 29 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:21,728 But a commander cannot survive the shame... 30 00:02:21,729 --> 00:02:24,192 of being caught and made a prisoner. 31 00:02:24,193 --> 00:02:27,360 So you say! Huh. 32 00:02:29,985 --> 00:02:34,081 - Bang! - Bang! 33 00:03:10,752 --> 00:03:14,592 I smashed you at will on every battlefield. 34 00:03:16,609 --> 00:03:19,296 I dragged your flag through the dust. 35 00:03:20,704 --> 00:03:22,816 You are the tsar of Russia, 36 00:03:22,818 --> 00:03:27,551 and you say, "Napoleon, you have defeated me." 37 00:03:30,818 --> 00:03:34,848 "But if you dare invade my country..." 38 00:03:59,682 --> 00:04:03,168 You want 'fahren'? 39 00:04:03,169 --> 00:04:05,472 Ja, ja! 40 00:04:07,937 --> 00:04:09,536 Schnell. Schnell. 41 00:04:17,665 --> 00:04:19,552 Only here in the field, ja? Ja, ja. 42 00:05:00,161 --> 00:05:02,240 Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Wah, wah, whoa! 43 00:05:04,161 --> 00:05:06,560 Whoa! 44 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:10,016 Friedrich! 45 00:05:16,129 --> 00:05:18,079 Friedrich? 46 00:05:57,824 --> 00:06:01,471 Marcus! Marcus! Over here! Marcus! 47 00:06:10,785 --> 00:06:13,343 - What's wrong? - Look! 48 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:18,720 What have you done? You shot a German? 49 00:06:18,721 --> 00:06:19,903 Me? 50 00:06:19,906 --> 00:06:22,591 Don't you see that someone slashed his throat? 51 00:06:22,593 --> 00:06:25,088 You've got to help me take him to the village. 52 00:06:25,089 --> 00:06:27,327 Me? Why me? 53 00:06:27,329 --> 00:06:29,216 I've nothing to do with this. 54 00:06:29,218 --> 00:06:32,417 Nothing. A dead German. 55 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,519 I didn't see anything. 56 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,303 And you haven't seen me, right? 57 00:06:38,305 --> 00:06:39,935 Mar... 58 00:06:39,937 --> 00:06:41,920 Hup! Hup! 59 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,408 Mar... 60 00:08:47,456 --> 00:08:50,655 What are you saying? 61 00:08:50,658 --> 00:08:53,216 A German soldier has been murdered? 62 00:08:53,217 --> 00:08:56,543 Yes, his throat was slashed. 63 00:08:56,546 --> 00:08:58,015 Slashed? 64 00:09:00,096 --> 00:09:02,847 - By who? - I don't know. 65 00:09:02,850 --> 00:09:07,104 - I found him like that in the grass. - Stop that noise! 66 00:09:07,873 --> 00:09:10,240 - I don't believe him. - I swear! 67 00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:11,840 Go see what happened. 68 00:09:11,841 --> 00:09:14,464 And as for you, young boy, 69 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,703 we'll see if you are lying. 70 00:09:18,304 --> 00:09:19,648 Come! 71 00:09:33,889 --> 00:09:35,519 Shit. 72 00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:42,783 Then it's true. And you brought him here? 73 00:09:42,786 --> 00:09:44,639 If not here, then where? 74 00:09:44,642 --> 00:09:48,607 You should have left him where he was! Let the Germans find him! 75 00:09:48,610 --> 00:09:50,240 What the hell are you doing now? 76 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:53,759 - Where should we put him? - Let me think. Let me think! 77 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,768 Take him to the German villa. It's their problem. 78 00:10:00,769 --> 00:10:02,879 And if they ask questions? 79 00:10:04,352 --> 00:10:07,392 They will. Of course they will. 80 00:10:07,394 --> 00:10:09,183 What do we say? 81 00:10:11,489 --> 00:10:16,000 That two idiots like you brought a dead body that doesn't belong to us. 82 00:10:16,001 --> 00:10:18,015 And in the meantime, I'm investigating. 83 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,456 And cover his neck! 84 00:10:19,457 --> 00:10:22,080 - At your command. - Put his cap on too! 85 00:10:22,081 --> 00:10:23,711 Alex! Come with me! 86 00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:42,272 Come. Come. 87 00:10:44,129 --> 00:10:45,696 What's he done now? 88 00:10:47,327 --> 00:10:51,679 A tragedy, Father Johannis. Tell him what happened. 89 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,392 I found a dead German. 90 00:10:56,769 --> 00:10:58,528 Friedrich. 91 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,951 He's been killed. 92 00:11:04,225 --> 00:11:06,399 I found him in the field, 93 00:11:06,402 --> 00:11:08,480 with his throat slashed. 94 00:11:08,481 --> 00:11:10,912 Ipu. Now the Germans. Great company! 95 00:11:10,913 --> 00:11:13,567 You know what? I'll send you back to the city, to your mother. 96 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:16,447 He says he was there but didn't see anything. 97 00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:33,823 Oh, my dear, my beloved nephew. 98 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,607 Come with me. I'll take care of him. 99 00:11:53,823 --> 00:11:57,855 - Latest news! - Latest news! 100 00:12:27,585 --> 00:12:30,111 Achtung! (Attention!) 101 00:12:31,841 --> 00:12:37,087 Today, a German soldier has been murdered. 102 00:12:38,753 --> 00:12:42,495 If the murderer does not turn himself in... 103 00:12:42,498 --> 00:12:45,984 by 5:00 tomorrow morning, 104 00:12:45,985 --> 00:12:48,096 we will execute... 105 00:12:48,096 --> 00:12:52,864 the 10 most prominent... 106 00:12:52,865 --> 00:12:57,120 authorities of this village! 107 00:13:24,609 --> 00:13:29,822 Mr. Mayor, is there any higher authority than you in this town? 108 00:14:16,511 --> 00:14:18,272 Come, my dear. 109 00:14:23,936 --> 00:14:25,567 On your knees. 110 00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:34,111 My dear son, I love you, 111 00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:37,567 and I suffer when I see you in pain. 112 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:40,096 I want to help you. 113 00:14:40,097 --> 00:14:43,327 And I will pray for the salvation of your soul. 114 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,895 Tell me what happened to you. 115 00:14:44,898 --> 00:14:48,991 What do you know, and what aren't you telling us? 116 00:14:48,994 --> 00:14:52,703 Nothing. I already told you. 117 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,687 Is it possible you don't feel any remorse? 118 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,438 Confess it and you'll feel better. 119 00:15:16,321 --> 00:15:19,583 Let's talk about something serious like the German soldier. 120 00:15:21,951 --> 00:15:23,615 I don't know anything. 121 00:15:23,616 --> 00:15:26,463 Listen. 122 00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:27,966 Don't think you are fooling me. 123 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,967 I will be watching you. 124 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:36,480 Johannis! Come quick. The situation is getting worse. Come! 125 00:16:23,105 --> 00:16:26,462 Hey, come here! 126 00:16:50,496 --> 00:16:52,607 Is he dead? 127 00:16:52,609 --> 00:16:55,423 Alex, is he dead-dead? 128 00:16:55,424 --> 00:16:57,727 Dead-dead. 129 00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,870 Good-bye, motorcycle. 130 00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:03,006 But look. 131 00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:08,192 I took this to play with. Now we've got a real one. 132 00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:17,567 No, Alex. It's loaded. 133 00:17:17,568 --> 00:17:20,064 Yes. It's better. 134 00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:24,352 It's better to hide it here, huh? 135 00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:28,031 Yes. Then we'll hide it with the other guns when we go fishing. 136 00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:31,742 Yes, yes, yes, so you say. Today we go fishing. Wait! 137 00:17:31,744 --> 00:17:34,335 What's that? 138 00:17:34,336 --> 00:17:37,663 No, no. That is here from old time. 139 00:17:37,664 --> 00:17:41,502 What? It's a real gramophone! Can we play it? 140 00:17:44,544 --> 00:17:46,016 Shh. 141 00:17:48,384 --> 00:17:50,911 Shh! It's fragile. 142 00:17:53,728 --> 00:17:56,640 Don't break it. 143 00:17:59,839 --> 00:18:01,695 - Are you hungry? - Yes. 144 00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:15,584 You want some more? Yes. 145 00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:18,590 But you never told me about it. 146 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,536 You never asked me. 147 00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:39,166 Soldier Théodore, 11th regiment bataillon des Grenadiers! 148 00:18:51,327 --> 00:18:53,375 Allez! 149 00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:15,742 I surrender. 150 00:19:15,744 --> 00:19:17,247 Ha, ha! This time I win. 151 00:19:27,424 --> 00:19:30,239 - You didn't scare me. - Ow! 152 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,959 Are you crazy? It hurts me! 153 00:19:32,961 --> 00:19:36,736 Ha, ha, ha. 154 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,886 Nothing broken, I don't think. 155 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,352 It's hot here. 156 00:19:53,183 --> 00:19:54,976 Let's go fishing. 157 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,750 Grab the gear. 158 00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:04,319 Today we'll catch him. 159 00:20:04,321 --> 00:20:06,558 Do you think his time has come? 160 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,055 Ipu, Ipu! Ipu! 161 00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:12,256 - Ipu! - Boom! Boom, boom! 162 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:19,615 The gun goes to "Bang! Bang! Bang!" 163 00:20:19,616 --> 00:20:22,239 The cannon goes to "Boom! Boom!" 164 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,536 So say "bang!" 165 00:20:25,537 --> 00:20:30,270 - Oh! Bang! Bang! Bang! - Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! 166 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,207 Whoa! 167 00:20:42,272 --> 00:20:45,567 Alex! Shh! 168 00:20:45,568 --> 00:20:49,406 Come on here, because otherwise the fish will see you. 169 00:20:49,409 --> 00:20:50,431 Yes. 170 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,214 Take that. 171 00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,262 Shh. 172 00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:08,895 Give me the box. Give me the box. 173 00:21:08,897 --> 00:21:10,494 Open it. 174 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,832 Worms. 175 00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,270 The message is clear enough. 176 00:21:18,272 --> 00:21:21,919 All the authorities. All! 177 00:21:23,327 --> 00:21:26,719 Gentlemen, I can say it now. I'm just a simple doctor. 178 00:21:26,721 --> 00:21:29,056 How can I be considered an authority? 179 00:21:29,057 --> 00:21:31,742 - I'm sure that must be a mistake. - Me too. 180 00:21:31,744 --> 00:21:34,239 I understand the mayor, but I'm a notary. I'm a nobody. 181 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,414 Please! Be quiet! 182 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,366 We don't want to discuss it again. 183 00:21:39,327 --> 00:21:41,471 Well, did you find him? 184 00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:43,359 I found the German soldier's motorcycle, 185 00:21:43,362 --> 00:21:46,174 which should lead us to the murderer. 186 00:21:46,176 --> 00:21:49,439 But if he doesn't turn himself in by 5:00 tomorrow morning, 187 00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:51,295 where am I supposed to find him? 188 00:21:51,297 --> 00:21:53,152 So we have to pay for it. 189 00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:58,112 Maybe our families too. 190 00:21:58,114 --> 00:22:00,480 Why? Do they count the wives? 191 00:22:02,305 --> 00:22:05,406 Of course. You are a member of the authorities. 192 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,247 You married one. 193 00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:15,967 There are 10 seats they want to fill. 194 00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:19,519 Let's not waste our time counting to 10. 195 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,152 We must find the murderer. 196 00:22:21,153 --> 00:22:25,695 We cannot allow ourselves to be executed because of some nutcase. 197 00:22:27,135 --> 00:22:29,406 By the way, what about Ipu? 198 00:22:30,497 --> 00:22:32,542 He was with me all morning cutting wood. 199 00:22:34,304 --> 00:22:36,383 That's too bad. 200 00:22:38,496 --> 00:22:40,863 Ipu would have been perfect. 201 00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:20,734 Alex! It's him! 202 00:23:20,737 --> 00:23:23,775 Here it is! Come on! Alex! 203 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:27,711 That's him. Come on! It's the monster! 204 00:23:27,712 --> 00:23:31,295 Pull him out. Come on, kill him! 205 00:23:31,297 --> 00:23:32,830 Pull him out. Come on! 206 00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:35,230 Kill him! Don't let him go! Hang on to him! 207 00:23:35,232 --> 00:23:36,798 Don't let him go! 208 00:24:01,505 --> 00:24:02,974 Thank you. 209 00:24:10,432 --> 00:24:12,383 Bayonet! Bayonet! 210 00:24:18,079 --> 00:24:22,494 In memory of the soldier Friedrich. God forgive him! 211 00:24:25,887 --> 00:24:27,872 Soldat Friedrich! 212 00:24:49,344 --> 00:24:53,951 Oy! Give me a piece too! I have debts at the pub. 213 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,967 I always give you a part! 214 00:24:55,969 --> 00:24:58,270 Of course. I'm your wife. 215 00:24:58,272 --> 00:25:01,086 Look. 216 00:25:03,584 --> 00:25:06,750 The best part of the fish. The tail! 217 00:25:06,752 --> 00:25:09,694 Now, I never forget you! 218 00:25:11,423 --> 00:25:13,567 Ipu! 219 00:25:13,568 --> 00:25:17,919 Here we are. Finally, our fishermen! 220 00:25:17,921 --> 00:25:19,454 Welcome back! 221 00:25:19,457 --> 00:25:23,838 I have the fish. I have the colosse fish! 222 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:28,030 - He gave it to the Germans in honor of Friedrich. 223 00:25:28,032 --> 00:25:31,903 With his head we can make a delicious soup. 224 00:25:31,904 --> 00:25:33,919 Oh! I hope so. 225 00:25:33,921 --> 00:25:37,535 We are a lot of people tonight. We'll have a big party. 226 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,510 What? You're going to have a party for the dead German? 227 00:25:40,512 --> 00:25:43,807 It's not for the dead German. It's for Ipu. 228 00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:46,431 - Theodore. - I mean, Theodore. 229 00:25:46,432 --> 00:25:49,694 Who, me? For what? 230 00:25:49,697 --> 00:25:52,671 Theodore, it's your birthday! 231 00:25:58,336 --> 00:25:59,807 I don't have a birthday. 232 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:03,967 I was never born. 233 00:26:03,969 --> 00:26:05,727 Then you are born today. 234 00:26:05,729 --> 00:26:09,919 Make a note. Theodore was born on the 13th of August. 235 00:26:09,921 --> 00:26:13,343 On the 13th? It will bring bad luck. 236 00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:20,606 No. To me the 13th is a beautiful day to be born on. 237 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,606 Thank you. Thank you. 238 00:26:25,663 --> 00:26:28,446 I will make a soup that will be enough for everyone. 239 00:26:29,759 --> 00:26:31,550 Thank you. Thank you. 240 00:26:33,503 --> 00:26:35,070 No, no, no, no. Wait a minute. 241 00:26:35,073 --> 00:26:38,942 The little boy is right. The 13th is an unlucky day. 242 00:26:38,943 --> 00:26:43,199 That's the way it is, Doctor. We can't wait until tomorrow. 243 00:26:45,087 --> 00:26:49,471 - Hey! We haven't got the turkey yet! - Oh, my goodness! 244 00:26:49,472 --> 00:26:52,159 Alex, you go! I know you like that. 245 00:26:52,161 --> 00:26:54,431 Pick the biggest one! 246 00:27:40,065 --> 00:27:41,790 I'll get you. 247 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:39,999 Shame on you! Look at the way you cut off his head. 248 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,781 You'd make a wonderful executioner. 249 00:28:42,784 --> 00:28:45,598 Go wash yourself. And take your new suit. 250 00:28:48,864 --> 00:28:50,078 - Careful! - Sorry. 251 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,934 What are you doing? Sorry. 252 00:28:51,935 --> 00:28:54,623 Take a napkin. Hide it! God! 253 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,351 Sorry. 254 00:28:56,353 --> 00:28:58,974 This is broken. Get a new one for him, please. 255 00:28:58,977 --> 00:29:03,007 It's 10:00. 256 00:29:04,255 --> 00:29:08,479 Go and invite your friend, Uncle Theodore, to come for dinner. 257 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,423 Who? Ipu's name is Theodore. 258 00:29:11,424 --> 00:29:12,990 Don't forget it. Go! 259 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:18,686 And tell him that we all are asking for him. 260 00:29:30,847 --> 00:29:34,558 Father Johannis sent me. The turkey is ready. 261 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:40,318 Now you really look like a city boy. Hmm. 262 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,454 Let's go. 263 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,021 Here he is! 264 00:29:49,023 --> 00:29:50,974 Uncle Theodore! At last. 265 00:29:50,977 --> 00:29:53,375 Nice to see you, Uncle Theodore! Come, join us. 266 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,775 - The soup. - Here's a napkin. 267 00:29:55,777 --> 00:29:57,502 Welcome! 268 00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:59,262 Mmm! Smells good. 269 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:02,623 - Sit down, Uncle Theodore. - Oh, thank you. 270 00:30:02,624 --> 00:30:06,239 - The honored guest sits at the head of the table. - Oh. 271 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,343 - Now we can see that you are part of the family. - Thank you. 272 00:30:09,344 --> 00:30:13,694 So, best wishes! Happy birthday! 273 00:30:13,696 --> 00:30:16,318 - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday! 274 00:30:16,319 --> 00:30:21,694 - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday! 275 00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:24,606 - Cheers! - You all say so! 276 00:30:38,048 --> 00:30:40,287 The children can drink beer! 277 00:30:40,288 --> 00:30:43,741 They'll pee in their beds. 278 00:30:48,351 --> 00:30:52,382 Well, Theodore, 279 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:56,255 how long has it been since I gave you the last checkup? 280 00:30:57,663 --> 00:30:59,357 Never. 281 00:31:01,663 --> 00:31:04,383 Well. Okay. 282 00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:06,623 Give me a spoon. 283 00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:08,990 Please. Stick out your tongue. 284 00:31:10,497 --> 00:31:13,631 Aaaaaaaah! 285 00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:16,510 Shh! 286 00:31:17,759 --> 00:31:20,542 Well. Okay, stand up. 287 00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:25,502 - Ah. - Any pain? 288 00:31:25,505 --> 00:31:27,262 It hurts a little bit. 289 00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:30,719 Uh... 290 00:31:30,721 --> 00:31:32,894 Sit down, like that, 291 00:31:34,943 --> 00:31:37,214 and breathe. 292 00:31:44,512 --> 00:31:49,214 Okay, breathe harder. 293 00:31:54,688 --> 00:31:57,598 Like this. 294 00:32:02,719 --> 00:32:05,727 Let's see. 295 00:32:07,934 --> 00:32:09,502 Oh, my God. What? 296 00:32:09,503 --> 00:32:11,999 Is it serious? 297 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,214 Well... 298 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,998 We'll see. We'll see. Huh. 299 00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:31,326 Let's sit down and eat. 300 00:32:31,871 --> 00:32:33,823 As long as we can. 301 00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:39,166 What do you think I have? 302 00:32:39,872 --> 00:32:41,310 Huh? 303 00:32:45,344 --> 00:32:47,711 Wh...what do you think I have? 304 00:32:48,959 --> 00:32:52,894 My God, you can't expect to stay 20 years old forever. 305 00:32:52,895 --> 00:32:54,910 Sooner or later, the body breaks down. 306 00:32:54,912 --> 00:32:58,205 Because of everything you went through, 307 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,111 you're rotten inside. 308 00:33:08,607 --> 00:33:13,022 We all know what kind of a sinner you are. 309 00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:15,933 Shh! Shut up! 310 00:34:04,223 --> 00:34:06,365 I'll take the breast. 311 00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:20,735 - Cheers! - Oh. 312 00:34:20,737 --> 00:34:23,358 - Here's to good health. - Cheers. 313 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,534 - We sure need some. - Cheers! 314 00:34:25,536 --> 00:34:27,871 Cheers! Cheers! 315 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,358 Mmm. 316 00:34:46,014 --> 00:34:47,710 My dear friends, 317 00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:51,485 dearest Uncle Theodore, 318 00:34:53,023 --> 00:34:55,103 as you all know, 319 00:34:55,105 --> 00:34:58,878 a German soldier was killed in our village this morning. 320 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,175 Captain Braun came to visit me, 321 00:35:03,358 --> 00:35:05,150 and we had a long discussion. 322 00:35:05,152 --> 00:35:07,710 And he explained to me... 323 00:35:07,711 --> 00:35:12,766 that he will not allow such an action to go unpunished. 324 00:35:12,768 --> 00:35:16,766 Actually, Captain Braun said, if we, the authorities, 325 00:35:16,768 --> 00:35:18,239 had not treated him so well, 326 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,501 he would have already destroyed the village. 327 00:35:21,503 --> 00:35:25,885 Captain Braun said a severe punishment would serve as an example. 328 00:35:26,976 --> 00:35:30,333 They have the right, don't they? 329 00:35:30,335 --> 00:35:33,277 How can it be possible... 330 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,630 that in our calm and peaceful village... 331 00:35:37,632 --> 00:35:41,278 something so terrible could happen? 332 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,541 I beg you. I beg you. 333 00:35:45,695 --> 00:35:51,454 Captain Braun wants the guilty party by 5:00 tomorrow. 334 00:35:51,456 --> 00:35:53,885 In the case that the guilty person... 335 00:35:53,887 --> 00:35:57,469 does not turn himself in by 5:00, 336 00:35:57,472 --> 00:36:01,438 all of us... myself, my wife, 337 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,733 the doctor and his whole family, 338 00:36:04,735 --> 00:36:07,326 the notary and his wife, 339 00:36:07,327 --> 00:36:09,342 the mayor, Lieutenant Gossman... 340 00:36:10,047 --> 00:36:11,869 we will all be executed. 341 00:36:11,871 --> 00:36:15,231 Shot in front of city hall. 342 00:36:17,534 --> 00:36:22,141 Go, show him Captain Braun's letter of notice. 343 00:36:28,351 --> 00:36:32,318 God protect us and be with us. 344 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,998 But none of you gentlemen cut the Friedrich's throat. 345 00:36:36,382 --> 00:36:37,885 Hmm. 346 00:36:37,887 --> 00:36:41,630 - I believe that... - You don't have to believe anything. 347 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:43,550 Let the man speak. 348 00:36:43,552 --> 00:36:46,942 God, why do you put us to the test? 349 00:36:50,782 --> 00:36:52,893 Uncle Theodore, 350 00:36:52,896 --> 00:36:55,103 you know everything in this village. 351 00:36:55,105 --> 00:36:57,119 You know everything that has happened. 352 00:36:57,121 --> 00:37:00,061 Nothing happens without you knowing it. 353 00:37:00,063 --> 00:37:03,998 You know everyone and what they're capable of. 354 00:37:04,001 --> 00:37:08,094 How could any one of our villagers... 355 00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:09,981 murder this poor soldier? 356 00:37:11,264 --> 00:37:13,599 I don't know about this. 357 00:37:13,601 --> 00:37:17,117 And even if I knew, do you expect me to tell you who has killed him? 358 00:37:18,943 --> 00:37:23,039 You want me to say, "He's the one?" 359 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,853 And then I go fishing in peace? 360 00:37:25,856 --> 00:37:28,094 And eating? And sleeping? 361 00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:31,646 Hmm. 362 00:37:31,648 --> 00:37:34,365 Theodore doesn't do it. So I say! 363 00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:37,565 Here. Read it yourself! 364 00:37:40,766 --> 00:37:44,030 Do you want them to kill all of us for somebody else's crime? 365 00:37:45,728 --> 00:37:48,574 To kill us? Me too? 366 00:37:49,663 --> 00:37:52,894 I'm pregnant! Pregnant! 367 00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:56,829 I'm expecting a baby. I want to live! 368 00:37:56,831 --> 00:38:00,094 I want to feel my baby sucking my breast! 369 00:38:00,096 --> 00:38:03,902 I want to have this baby! My baby! 370 00:38:03,903 --> 00:38:08,445 My dear baby! 371 00:38:16,447 --> 00:38:19,166 Do you want Miss Linda to be without parents? 372 00:38:22,686 --> 00:38:26,333 That this child become homeless, like you, 373 00:38:26,335 --> 00:38:29,278 dependent on the kindness of strangers? 374 00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:34,846 Maybe they'll even shoot them. 375 00:38:34,847 --> 00:38:37,501 They are part of the family. 376 00:38:37,503 --> 00:38:39,101 Maybe it's better. 377 00:38:39,103 --> 00:38:41,597 That way they're not left begging in the streets. 378 00:38:45,503 --> 00:38:50,398 I'm pregnant. Pregnant! 379 00:38:51,199 --> 00:38:53,918 And-And if someone says... 380 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,318 that he killed him? 381 00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,414 And even if it's not true, hmm? 382 00:39:10,590 --> 00:39:13,695 Captain Braun is looking for a guilty party. 383 00:39:13,697 --> 00:39:18,077 It would suffice for someone to admit to the crime. 384 00:39:20,735 --> 00:39:23,806 - So, Ipu. - Theodore! 385 00:39:23,807 --> 00:39:26,942 Sorry. Theodore. 386 00:39:26,943 --> 00:39:30,398 You have something in mind? 387 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,894 Or someone? 388 00:39:37,023 --> 00:39:38,782 Have you any more schnapps? 389 00:39:40,063 --> 00:39:41,661 Yeah, sure. 390 00:39:55,391 --> 00:39:59,230 Certainly, I wish there would be a hero... 391 00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:01,630 that would sacrifice himself for everyone. 392 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:06,077 God would take much consideration of him. 393 00:40:06,079 --> 00:40:08,670 Are you trying to say that God... 394 00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:10,653 would let him go to heaven? 395 00:40:10,655 --> 00:40:12,925 To say the least. 396 00:40:13,918 --> 00:40:16,958 And can you guarantee that? Personally. 397 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,798 I would say numerous prayers in his memory. 398 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,126 How many prayers? Every morning... 399 00:40:24,128 --> 00:40:25,726 and every evening? 400 00:40:25,728 --> 00:40:30,590 365 multiplied by two! 401 00:40:30,592 --> 00:40:33,342 731 per year. 402 00:40:34,911 --> 00:40:38,206 For complete absolution, it's more than enough. 403 00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:40,318 That's as far as the soul is concerned. 404 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,557 For myself, as the mayor, 405 00:40:42,559 --> 00:40:46,206 I propose to rename City Hall Square... 406 00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:48,349 "Theodore Square." 407 00:40:48,351 --> 00:40:50,302 Our civic hero. 408 00:40:50,304 --> 00:40:52,702 I can already see it inscribed... 409 00:40:52,704 --> 00:40:54,206 in marble. 410 00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:56,702 What do you mean "Theodore Square?" 411 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,614 He has nothing to do with it! He never said that he did it. 412 00:40:59,615 --> 00:41:03,039 If he didn't say it yet, don't worry, he will say it now! 413 00:41:03,039 --> 00:41:05,342 He won't let this chance pass him by. 414 00:41:05,344 --> 00:41:07,293 Right, Ipu? 415 00:41:07,295 --> 00:41:09,117 What have you done in your life? 416 00:41:09,119 --> 00:41:12,318 You're..., you're a nobody. 417 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,166 If it was not for our village, 418 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:18,333 you would have been dead 30 years ago. 419 00:41:18,335 --> 00:41:21,630 We pulled you out of a pile of dead bodies. 420 00:41:21,632 --> 00:41:25,757 My father said, "This Frenchman is still breathing." 421 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,326 Do you remember? 422 00:41:28,351 --> 00:41:30,237 I, I don't remember. 423 00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:31,677 But we do! 424 00:41:31,679 --> 00:41:34,557 We gave you a second life. 425 00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:37,501 Anyway, now I can tell you, 426 00:41:37,503 --> 00:41:42,173 even in this life, you don't have much time left. 427 00:41:42,175 --> 00:41:46,045 Your liver is mushy, your lungs... 428 00:41:46,047 --> 00:41:50,590 Well, I don't think you will make it to your next birthday. 429 00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:55,677 Then it's worth dying for a noble cause. 430 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,429 So you can save us... all. 431 00:41:58,431 --> 00:42:00,382 - But why should he be the one... - You shut up. 432 00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:03,358 He's going to save you too. And me too. 433 00:42:06,494 --> 00:42:10,077 Today, on my birthday, 434 00:42:10,079 --> 00:42:12,733 I will celebrate my funeral? 435 00:42:12,735 --> 00:42:15,070 But you don't know what kind of funeral. 436 00:42:15,072 --> 00:42:18,846 You know what kind of ceremony we will put on for you? 437 00:42:18,847 --> 00:42:21,981 - No. - Well, he is right. 438 00:42:21,983 --> 00:42:24,893 A funeral like this never happened in this village. 439 00:42:24,896 --> 00:42:26,557 So tell him, Father. 440 00:42:26,559 --> 00:42:30,014 Can you imagine a solemn ceremony... 441 00:42:30,016 --> 00:42:32,797 sung by a choir of all the villagers? 442 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,389 Yes! Everybody will be there. 443 00:42:35,391 --> 00:42:36,733 The whole village! 444 00:42:36,735 --> 00:42:39,038 All the veterans from World War I... 445 00:42:39,039 --> 00:42:42,173 will be holding their flags in your honor. 446 00:42:42,175 --> 00:42:44,510 In honor of your war, Theodore. 447 00:42:44,512 --> 00:42:48,414 Think of it... A band will play whatever you wish! 448 00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:55,710 Soldier Théodore 11th bataillon des Grenadiers! 449 00:43:00,030 --> 00:43:01,885 And then flowers! 450 00:43:01,887 --> 00:43:04,445 - Roses, irises. - Orchids! 451 00:43:04,447 --> 00:43:06,590 Hang on! Where will we get orchids? 452 00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:09,534 Fine, orchids, lilies. 453 00:43:09,536 --> 00:43:12,349 The French flag on your casket. 454 00:43:12,351 --> 00:43:14,237 And speaking of casket, 455 00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,574 it'll be of expensive wood. 456 00:43:16,576 --> 00:43:19,326 Which wood would you prefer, Theodore? 457 00:43:19,327 --> 00:43:22,557 With a cross five feet tall... 458 00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:25,181 No, no, no! Six feet tall! 459 00:43:25,184 --> 00:43:26,909 Made of white marble. 460 00:43:26,911 --> 00:43:28,925 Black marble. It's more expensive. 461 00:43:28,927 --> 00:43:32,510 And on the cross, carved in golden letters, 462 00:43:32,512 --> 00:43:35,293 anything that you wish, Ipu. 463 00:43:35,295 --> 00:43:38,461 And we will call the best sculptor from the city... 464 00:43:38,463 --> 00:43:41,661 to make a relief of your face. 465 00:43:41,664 --> 00:43:43,197 A relief of what? 466 00:43:43,199 --> 00:43:45,918 Your face will be carved on the gravestone. 467 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,150 Nobody else has that, Theodore. 468 00:43:49,152 --> 00:43:52,061 As you looked when you were young. 469 00:43:52,894 --> 00:43:55,197 How did I look when I was young? 470 00:43:56,798 --> 00:43:58,398 Handsome. 471 00:43:59,646 --> 00:44:01,085 Handsome? 472 00:44:01,088 --> 00:44:03,869 Handsome. 473 00:44:03,871 --> 00:44:05,789 Oh, God! 474 00:44:05,791 --> 00:44:08,094 Never mind. Never mind. 475 00:44:08,096 --> 00:44:10,621 Uh, Alex, bring him another glass, quick. 476 00:44:10,623 --> 00:44:15,293 And all around the grave will be a little golden fence. 477 00:44:15,295 --> 00:44:17,693 Yes, that's right. 478 00:44:17,695 --> 00:44:20,414 So the goats can't jump over and eat your flowers. 479 00:44:31,806 --> 00:44:34,844 Can you feel him? 480 00:44:34,847 --> 00:44:38,269 Even he will bring you flowers every day. 481 00:44:38,271 --> 00:44:40,222 And you will be happy. 482 00:44:44,190 --> 00:44:46,782 No. I don't believe it. 483 00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:49,661 I don't believe it! 484 00:44:49,664 --> 00:44:51,485 I don't believe it. 485 00:44:51,487 --> 00:44:55,677 But it is nice to hear these words from you. 486 00:44:55,679 --> 00:44:59,230 Ipu! You know how that upsets me. 487 00:45:03,007 --> 00:45:06,590 Well... We have the notary. 488 00:45:07,775 --> 00:45:09,918 Do you have your seal of approval? 489 00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:11,358 Always. 490 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,525 Write everything down. 491 00:45:26,911 --> 00:45:29,789 Statement between Theodore, 492 00:45:29,791 --> 00:45:33,342 known as Theodore the French, 493 00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:37,085 and our peaceful community... 494 00:45:37,088 --> 00:45:39,934 signed in the presence of the members... 495 00:45:39,934 --> 00:45:41,534 No, no, no, no, no, no. 496 00:45:41,536 --> 00:45:43,806 I want it with the all fingers. Tack, tack. 497 00:45:43,807 --> 00:45:45,661 I want it all fingers. 498 00:45:45,664 --> 00:45:47,614 Go get the typewriter. 499 00:45:47,614 --> 00:45:49,981 It's better with all fingers. 500 00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:53,534 George. 501 00:45:53,536 --> 00:45:56,925 Send the notary's assistant to the rectory with the typewriter. 502 00:45:56,927 --> 00:46:00,797 - Immediately. - Of course now! 503 00:46:05,664 --> 00:46:09,661 731 solemn prayers. 504 00:46:09,664 --> 00:46:12,157 Black marble. I already said that. 505 00:46:12,159 --> 00:46:17,181 And the band that will play the French national anthem. 506 00:46:17,184 --> 00:46:19,644 The square in Ipu's name. 507 00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:23,614 Ipu? Yes, Theodore. 508 00:46:28,670 --> 00:46:31,550 What an honor you have granted me. 509 00:46:32,574 --> 00:46:34,302 Ladies and gentlemen, 510 00:46:34,302 --> 00:46:37,885 it's true I haven't done anything good with my life. 511 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:41,021 But... 512 00:46:41,791 --> 00:46:43,518 what happens when they kill you? 513 00:46:43,519 --> 00:46:47,932 Nothing. First of all, it doesn't hurt. 514 00:46:47,934 --> 00:46:50,557 If they hang you, that hurts. 515 00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:55,550 I have heard about a person suffering for a long time. 516 00:46:55,552 --> 00:46:57,501 He was struggling, 517 00:46:57,503 --> 00:47:00,958 kicking his feet, trying to touch the ground. 518 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,742 So don't tell me it's painless. 519 00:47:03,744 --> 00:47:06,398 But no one is going to hang you. 520 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,686 They will shoot you, Ipu. You know very well. 521 00:47:11,742 --> 00:47:13,757 Did it hurt? No. 522 00:47:13,759 --> 00:47:16,318 You see? 523 00:47:17,567 --> 00:47:19,389 Oh. This... It's good. 524 00:47:19,391 --> 00:47:24,764 Only if their hands are not shaking with compassion. 525 00:47:24,766 --> 00:47:26,684 The Germans have no compassion. 526 00:47:26,686 --> 00:47:28,893 Oh, shut up, Tibi. You're drunk. 527 00:47:28,896 --> 00:47:31,422 They won't touch you, Ipu. They wouldn't hurt an idiot. 528 00:47:34,173 --> 00:47:38,237 Uncle Theodore, my dear, 529 00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,284 have a pancake. 530 00:47:40,286 --> 00:47:43,038 Now, 531 00:47:43,039 --> 00:47:45,757 will you be at my funeral, Father Johannis? 532 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,838 You want another priest? 533 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,597 No. That would grieve me... 534 00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:51,708 - No. - Greatly. 535 00:47:51,710 --> 00:47:55,548 Forgive me, but maybe you'll be too busy. 536 00:47:55,550 --> 00:47:58,302 Ipu! 537 00:47:58,304 --> 00:48:00,733 How can you say such a thing, dear Theodore? 538 00:48:00,735 --> 00:48:04,862 We will be there to celebrate your heroic gesture. 539 00:48:04,864 --> 00:48:07,965 You will have the best sermon ever! 540 00:48:11,262 --> 00:48:16,030 Uh, I want to see it. 541 00:48:16,032 --> 00:48:18,878 How can you see it? 542 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,382 You will be... 543 00:48:20,384 --> 00:48:23,454 I'm saying that I want to see it now! 544 00:48:23,456 --> 00:48:25,309 It cannot be done! 545 00:48:27,485 --> 00:48:30,173 Let's have a rehearsal, Father Johannis. 546 00:48:30,175 --> 00:48:31,965 It's sacrilegious. 547 00:48:31,967 --> 00:48:34,686 It can be done! It can be done! 548 00:48:34,688 --> 00:48:36,925 Everyone into the church! 549 00:48:36,927 --> 00:48:39,581 Let's go! Ipu, you go ahead. 550 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:42,237 Yes! Idiot! 551 00:48:54,143 --> 00:48:57,630 Ah. This is for Friedrich. 552 00:48:57,632 --> 00:48:59,838 Friedrich. Do you mean? Mm-hmm. 553 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,302 Wake up, everyone! 554 00:49:03,934 --> 00:49:05,949 What's happening? Into the church! 555 00:49:05,952 --> 00:49:08,030 What for? Father Johannis asks. 556 00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:10,972 Wake up, everyone! I don't have time to explain. 557 00:49:10,974 --> 00:49:12,989 Everyone go to the church! What's happening here? 558 00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:15,389 - You too! - Everybody, wake up! 559 00:49:15,391 --> 00:49:18,525 Yes, my whole family. Put your shoes on. 560 00:49:18,527 --> 00:49:21,244 Whoop! What's your name, little boy? 561 00:49:30,751 --> 00:49:34,429 Schnaps for Friedrich. 562 00:49:38,751 --> 00:49:40,670 Come on. Shh. Shh. 563 00:49:40,672 --> 00:49:42,494 Ja. Friedrich. 564 00:50:09,853 --> 00:50:11,612 Huh. 565 00:50:21,344 --> 00:50:23,677 Good. We can begin. 566 00:50:31,199 --> 00:50:33,340 Together with all... Wait, wait. 567 00:50:34,557 --> 00:50:37,789 The flag. Where is the flag? 568 00:50:39,518 --> 00:50:41,181 The flag. 569 00:50:49,661 --> 00:50:51,293 No! No, wrong... 570 00:50:52,637 --> 00:50:54,621 No. The other flag. 571 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,204 Our flag. 572 00:51:11,007 --> 00:51:13,052 Sh... 573 00:51:13,054 --> 00:51:15,228 You don't have a French flag? 574 00:51:15,231 --> 00:51:17,213 No? No. No. 575 00:51:38,943 --> 00:51:41,565 Shh! 576 00:51:41,567 --> 00:51:45,661 Together with the souls of the righteous that have passed, 577 00:51:45,663 --> 00:51:47,230 almighty God, 578 00:51:47,231 --> 00:51:50,300 may the soul of our dear friend rest in peace. 579 00:51:50,302 --> 00:51:55,485 He has left us to go to a sacred place of illumination... 580 00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:57,789 where there is no suffering. 581 00:51:59,326 --> 00:52:01,724 Dear brothers, today we are gathered together... 582 00:52:01,726 --> 00:52:05,726 in front of the remains of Uncle Theodore, 583 00:52:05,728 --> 00:52:10,141 who was one of our most beloved and respected citizens, 584 00:52:11,199 --> 00:52:15,998 one of the most valiant heroes of our village, 585 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,302 someone who has sacrificed himself... 586 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:21,757 so that all of us may live, 587 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,981 someone whose noble gesture has prevented our village... 588 00:52:25,983 --> 00:52:28,925 from being destroyed by fire and sword. 589 00:52:28,927 --> 00:52:32,989 He has sacrificed himself like a lamb... 590 00:52:33,822 --> 00:52:35,869 so others may live... 591 00:52:35,871 --> 00:52:37,789 and our village may prosper. 592 00:52:37,791 --> 00:52:41,054 Have you gone crazy? He's just pretending to be dead. 593 00:52:44,670 --> 00:52:47,485 Welcome our son in your kingdom, 594 00:52:48,702 --> 00:52:51,581 where all the wretched may come to rest. 595 00:53:31,902 --> 00:53:35,070 God, it was such a wonderful service. 596 00:53:35,072 --> 00:53:37,628 Yes. Father Johannis was great. 597 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:44,061 Look! 598 00:53:44,063 --> 00:53:46,237 This place is very good for a hero. 599 00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,724 Under the wall is not a good place for a hero. 600 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:51,965 The sun never reaches here. 601 00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:54,365 Ah. 602 00:53:54,367 --> 00:53:56,764 There! There! 603 00:53:56,766 --> 00:53:59,548 Yeah. This is a place for a hero. 604 00:53:59,550 --> 00:54:00,925 There! 605 00:54:00,927 --> 00:54:02,460 Ipu! 606 00:54:07,742 --> 00:54:09,661 There! Ipu! 607 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,836 Ipu! 608 00:54:11,838 --> 00:54:13,918 There's the place. 609 00:54:15,135 --> 00:54:18,684 There. There. There. 610 00:54:18,686 --> 00:54:22,364 Under that big tree, this is the right place for a hero. 611 00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:33,501 There. 612 00:54:34,461 --> 00:54:37,405 Start digging here. 613 00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:42,588 Hey, what are you doing? You want to lay a crazy man next to my wife? 614 00:54:42,590 --> 00:54:44,925 - That is my spot. - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 615 00:54:44,927 --> 00:54:47,197 Be quiet. Shh. 616 00:54:52,927 --> 00:54:54,494 Ipu? 617 00:54:57,471 --> 00:54:59,101 Ipu. What? 618 00:54:59,103 --> 00:55:01,436 Damn it. I told you... Theodore. 619 00:55:02,431 --> 00:55:04,445 This stone is temporary. 620 00:55:04,447 --> 00:55:06,014 You don't want to be buried without a stone. 621 00:55:06,016 --> 00:55:08,860 And this is the fence around your monument. 622 00:55:08,862 --> 00:55:11,548 We agreed that it will be made of gold. 623 00:55:11,550 --> 00:55:14,045 By tomorrow morning it will be ready. 624 00:55:14,047 --> 00:55:16,253 Gold plated! Yes, gold plated. 625 00:55:19,902 --> 00:55:21,630 Wait! 626 00:55:24,798 --> 00:55:27,452 I want to do it for real. 627 00:55:36,574 --> 00:55:38,525 Attention! 628 00:55:46,206 --> 00:55:47,965 Oh, yeah. Ah. 629 00:55:51,262 --> 00:55:54,652 Oh. 630 00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,581 I am ready. 631 00:56:01,469 --> 00:56:04,157 Is it a hero's farewell? 632 00:56:04,989 --> 00:56:07,164 Throw down some dirt. 633 00:56:16,253 --> 00:56:18,237 More. 634 00:56:18,974 --> 00:56:21,436 And flowers. 635 00:56:22,365 --> 00:56:25,469 Oh. It's beautiful. 636 00:56:29,630 --> 00:56:32,092 It's beautiful. 637 00:56:33,534 --> 00:56:35,550 Oh, it's beautiful. 638 00:56:36,414 --> 00:56:38,396 Ah. 639 00:56:38,398 --> 00:56:40,349 It's beautiful. 640 00:56:46,846 --> 00:56:48,413 It's beautiful. 641 00:56:51,965 --> 00:56:55,005 Flowers. Beautiful. 642 00:56:55,007 --> 00:56:57,213 Oh. 643 00:57:51,070 --> 00:57:52,989 It's beautiful. 644 00:57:54,045 --> 00:57:55,485 Beautiful. 645 00:57:55,487 --> 00:57:57,085 So, do you like it? 646 00:57:58,398 --> 00:58:00,605 Do you accept? 647 00:58:04,190 --> 00:58:06,172 Hold it. Sure. 648 00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:11,356 Yes! So I say! 649 00:58:12,958 --> 00:58:15,773 - Ah! - He said it. 650 00:58:15,775 --> 00:58:17,885 Bravo, Theodore. Bravo. Thank you! 651 00:58:29,021 --> 00:58:33,085 We still have time for a glass of wine, huh? 652 00:58:35,710 --> 00:58:37,853 We are done with me. 653 00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:40,637 What about the others? 654 00:58:41,918 --> 00:58:44,317 The others? What do you mean? 655 00:58:44,318 --> 00:58:46,717 I'm talking about my family. 656 00:58:46,719 --> 00:58:49,117 You have a family? Who are they? 657 00:58:49,119 --> 00:58:51,005 My wife. 658 00:58:51,007 --> 00:58:52,572 - What? - Flora Toia. 659 00:58:52,574 --> 00:58:55,324 Did you forget you legally separated 23 years ago... 660 00:58:55,327 --> 00:58:58,045 at the city hall, in court? 661 00:58:58,047 --> 00:59:01,436 Yes! In court, but not in my soul. 662 00:59:01,438 --> 00:59:06,300 And there is also my daughter, Tania, who is a bit simple. 663 00:59:06,302 --> 00:59:09,661 And also my brother-in-law, Filip, 664 00:59:09,663 --> 00:59:13,117 who came back an invalid from the war. 665 00:59:13,119 --> 00:59:16,028 Without me, they will be left helpless. 666 00:59:16,030 --> 00:59:17,916 If that's what's worrying you, 667 00:59:17,918 --> 00:59:20,733 - we will take care of them, right? - Yes! 668 00:59:20,735 --> 00:59:23,228 I want to be sure of it. 669 00:59:24,510 --> 00:59:26,172 Cheers. 670 00:59:29,309 --> 00:59:31,836 How should we help them? 671 00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:33,436 With money? 672 00:59:35,965 --> 00:59:39,804 Land. Good land. 673 00:59:44,702 --> 00:59:46,909 Cheers. 674 00:59:46,911 --> 00:59:48,668 Let's talk about it. 675 00:59:48,670 --> 00:59:50,780 There is not much to talk about. 676 00:59:50,782 --> 00:59:52,541 No, here it is. 677 00:59:52,543 --> 00:59:55,068 It's almost 5:00, 678 00:59:55,070 --> 00:59:58,172 and the Germans will be here to arrest you. 679 01:00:07,998 --> 01:00:12,253 And I want it on paper, notarized. 680 01:00:14,525 --> 01:00:17,021 From Father Johannis I want the two fields... 681 01:00:17,023 --> 01:00:19,708 next to the river for my lady Flora. 682 01:00:19,710 --> 01:00:21,628 But it's the best land that we have. 683 01:00:21,630 --> 01:00:25,309 - We bought it with all of our... - Be quiet! 684 01:00:26,269 --> 01:00:28,380 Start drawing up the contracts. 685 01:00:30,014 --> 01:00:32,157 Transfer of title... 686 01:00:33,469 --> 01:00:35,164 in living trust. 687 01:00:41,501 --> 01:00:43,452 Good. 688 01:00:43,454 --> 01:00:47,900 Now, Mr. Mayor and Mr. Doctor. 689 01:00:47,902 --> 01:00:50,333 But we don't have any land. 690 01:00:51,742 --> 01:00:54,429 Money. 40,000. 691 01:00:54,431 --> 01:00:56,797 You pay half, and the doctor pays half. 692 01:00:56,798 --> 01:00:58,940 No, I have no money. 693 01:00:58,943 --> 01:01:02,844 My daughter is attending university. 694 01:01:02,847 --> 01:01:05,244 Costs a lot of money. 695 01:01:05,246 --> 01:01:07,708 But I'm going to school. Shh. 696 01:01:07,710 --> 01:01:10,813 Stop complaining, all of you! 697 01:01:11,838 --> 01:01:14,717 He's giving his life for us! 698 01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:35,068 For my brother-in-law, Filip, Mr. Notary, 699 01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:37,405 a piece of land. 700 01:01:37,405 --> 01:01:41,661 Wait! Why only one piece of land from him and two from us? 701 01:01:41,663 --> 01:01:44,701 My brother-in-law, Filip, already owns one. 702 01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:49,213 And the notary is the one who poured me wine all night long. 703 01:01:49,215 --> 01:01:50,748 Huh! 704 01:01:50,751 --> 01:01:54,813 So, where do you want that piece of land to be? 705 01:01:54,815 --> 01:01:57,659 You have your land in only one place. 706 01:01:58,942 --> 01:02:00,701 Close to the bridge. 707 01:02:00,702 --> 01:02:02,333 There. 708 01:02:02,335 --> 01:02:06,108 Cheers. Signed 13th of August, 1944. 709 01:02:12,349 --> 01:02:13,916 Thank you. 710 01:02:16,414 --> 01:02:18,237 Thank you. 711 01:02:22,590 --> 01:02:24,605 I don't have any more relatives. 712 01:02:26,942 --> 01:02:28,860 I'm sorry. 713 01:02:28,862 --> 01:02:31,324 It's late. 714 01:02:32,030 --> 01:02:33,853 Rest in peace. 715 01:02:33,855 --> 01:02:36,125 God bless you. 716 01:02:36,989 --> 01:02:38,492 As for me, 717 01:02:40,222 --> 01:02:41,885 I'm going to get ready. 718 01:02:44,797 --> 01:02:46,684 I'll be back... 719 01:02:46,686 --> 01:02:49,309 to turn myself in to the Germans. 720 01:02:50,077 --> 01:02:52,445 I'll be back. 721 01:03:00,541 --> 01:03:03,101 Uncle Theodore. 722 01:03:03,101 --> 01:03:05,949 I'm coming with you. 723 01:03:05,951 --> 01:03:08,668 This is not children's matters. 724 01:03:08,670 --> 01:03:10,684 You go to bed right away. 725 01:03:13,085 --> 01:03:15,708 You are dead! 726 01:03:17,597 --> 01:03:21,021 But a commander cannot survive the shame... 727 01:03:21,023 --> 01:03:23,420 of being caught and made a prisoner. 728 01:03:23,422 --> 01:03:25,340 So you say! 729 01:03:28,829 --> 01:03:30,268 Huh. 730 01:04:49,885 --> 01:04:52,284 It's 20 to 5:00. 731 01:05:00,478 --> 01:05:02,556 You're all idiots. 732 01:05:02,559 --> 01:05:04,445 Real idiots. 733 01:05:04,447 --> 01:05:07,101 The fool fooled you. 734 01:05:08,798 --> 01:05:12,028 He tore the documents from our hands, 735 01:05:12,030 --> 01:05:14,237 and we will never see him again. 736 01:05:14,239 --> 01:05:15,740 Catch him if you can! 737 01:05:16,606 --> 01:05:18,907 He will never come back! 738 01:05:18,909 --> 01:05:21,916 Never come back! 739 01:05:25,501 --> 01:05:27,003 That's enough! 740 01:05:27,005 --> 01:05:31,068 Why are you hitting me, you animal? 741 01:05:32,030 --> 01:05:33,885 Who do you think you are? 742 01:05:33,887 --> 01:05:38,237 You useless, useless bastard! 743 01:05:38,239 --> 01:05:41,820 You are useless! Useless! 744 01:05:41,822 --> 01:05:44,219 My dear lady. Oh, go fuck yourself! 745 01:05:44,222 --> 01:05:46,268 You drunk! 746 01:05:47,005 --> 01:05:49,693 What did I say that was wrong? 747 01:05:49,693 --> 01:05:54,556 That you've given the best land in the village to that nutcase? 748 01:05:54,559 --> 01:05:57,885 And now the Germans will come, 749 01:05:57,887 --> 01:05:59,773 and they'll shoot us! 750 01:06:00,701 --> 01:06:03,612 They will! 751 01:06:05,597 --> 01:06:07,197 Oh, God. 752 01:06:12,637 --> 01:06:14,300 The Germans. 753 01:06:24,670 --> 01:06:26,268 Linda! 754 01:06:29,693 --> 01:06:31,293 Tibi? 755 01:07:04,989 --> 01:07:06,588 Here comes Ipu! 756 01:07:20,572 --> 01:07:22,811 He's back. I knew it. 757 01:07:22,813 --> 01:07:24,349 You idiot. 758 01:08:04,670 --> 01:08:08,509 The war is over! We are free! 759 01:08:13,661 --> 01:08:15,932 It's not true. 760 01:08:15,934 --> 01:08:18,012 We are free! What happened? 761 01:08:18,015 --> 01:08:20,029 What wonderful news. 762 01:08:20,030 --> 01:08:21,501 The Germans are all gone? 763 01:08:21,502 --> 01:08:23,387 This is a real miracle. 764 01:08:23,390 --> 01:08:25,115 - Not one is left? - No. 765 01:08:25,118 --> 01:08:26,332 They left the village? Yes. 766 01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:28,699 Oh, my God! 767 01:08:28,702 --> 01:08:30,811 Oh, my God! 768 01:08:33,085 --> 01:08:34,972 Did you hear the news? 769 01:08:34,974 --> 01:08:36,860 I thank you, my God. 770 01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:38,939 Well done, Mr. Mayor. 771 01:08:40,381 --> 01:08:42,301 Thank you for this blessing... 772 01:08:45,212 --> 01:08:47,452 that we don't deserve. 773 01:08:49,117 --> 01:08:51,739 We are just worms on this earth. 774 01:08:56,988 --> 01:08:58,877 Mummy. It's too wonderful. 775 01:08:58,877 --> 01:09:01,243 They're all gone. 776 01:09:01,246 --> 01:09:04,541 Look, they aren't going to shoot you anymore, Uncle Theodore. 777 01:09:04,542 --> 01:09:06,140 You don't have to die. 778 01:09:07,965 --> 01:09:09,916 What do you mean? 779 01:09:11,292 --> 01:09:14,524 They're all gone without making any justice? 780 01:09:22,525 --> 01:09:25,309 You are kept alive, thanks to God! 781 01:09:25,310 --> 01:09:26,811 And all our prayers. 782 01:09:28,862 --> 01:09:32,476 So now you need to tear up everything that was signed, right? 783 01:09:32,478 --> 01:09:35,739 Oh, I'm hanging on to it. I'm not tearing up nothing. 784 01:09:35,742 --> 01:09:38,524 Oh, no, you don't. It's not worth anything. 785 01:09:39,966 --> 01:09:41,467 Me neither. 786 01:09:41,470 --> 01:09:44,220 It's all legal, with a notary's signature. 787 01:09:44,221 --> 01:09:46,332 Oh, no, you don't. 788 01:09:46,335 --> 01:09:50,172 It's not worth anything. It's legal. It's legal. 789 01:09:50,175 --> 01:09:51,740 It's not. 790 01:09:51,743 --> 01:09:54,171 All these documents are legal. 791 01:09:54,173 --> 01:09:55,707 Legal! 792 01:09:55,710 --> 01:09:58,684 Ipu, you make her understand, please. 793 01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:02,716 "Ipu?" 794 01:10:02,717 --> 01:10:04,636 I'm back to Ipu now? 795 01:10:14,653 --> 01:10:17,884 So you... you won't make a monument for me anymore? 796 01:10:18,877 --> 01:10:20,189 No. 797 01:10:28,604 --> 01:10:30,332 No monument. 798 01:10:33,756 --> 01:10:37,469 And the square named after me? 799 01:10:41,244 --> 01:10:43,868 And the prayer for a hero? 800 01:10:43,869 --> 01:10:46,011 No, no, no! 801 01:10:46,014 --> 01:10:49,307 It's not worth it anymore. You are alive, Ipu. 802 01:11:03,229 --> 01:11:05,501 It's not 5 0'clock yet. 803 01:11:14,301 --> 01:11:16,699 Yea! 804 01:12:18,461 --> 01:12:20,060 I say... 805 01:12:22,012 --> 01:12:24,347 it's worth something. 806 01:12:27,356 --> 01:12:29,724 Where is he going now with his gun? 807 01:12:30,940 --> 01:12:33,051 Well, maybe he's gonna shoot himself. 808 01:12:33,054 --> 01:12:34,876 Stop him. You have to stop him! 809 01:12:35,997 --> 01:12:37,340 He's kidding. 810 01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:42,012 No, he will. He will do it. 811 01:12:48,444 --> 01:12:51,420 Uncle Theodore, let's play. 812 01:12:54,237 --> 01:12:57,115 Yes, for the last time. 813 01:13:02,204 --> 01:13:05,275 You are Napoleon Bonaparte, and you say... 814 01:13:05,278 --> 01:13:07,324 "I am the tsar." 815 01:13:07,326 --> 01:13:10,461 To hell with the tsar! To hell with whoever fathered him. 816 01:13:10,462 --> 01:13:12,125 Who cares about the tsar? 817 01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:14,716 Who's going to remember that stupid tsar and his followers? 818 01:13:16,894 --> 01:13:21,115 Instead, everyone remembers Napoleon... everyone in the world. 819 01:13:21,118 --> 01:13:26,108 Now and forever, you are Napoleon Bonaparte, and you say, 820 01:13:26,109 --> 01:13:30,716 "I smashed you when and how I wanted to on every battlefield." 821 01:13:30,717 --> 01:13:33,948 "I dragged your flag in the dust and trod all over it." 822 01:13:33,949 --> 01:13:38,363 "All of you useless weaklings have come together to defeat me." 823 01:13:38,365 --> 01:13:41,372 "But my name will shine throughout history, 824 01:13:41,373 --> 01:13:44,636 a beacon for the French people, who I love so much." 825 01:13:44,637 --> 01:13:47,036 So I say! 826 01:14:12,636 --> 01:14:14,268 Oh! 827 01:14:25,309 --> 01:14:28,091 A commander cannot survive this shame... 828 01:14:28,094 --> 01:14:31,195 of being made a prisoner. 829 01:14:41,596 --> 01:14:43,292 Now you say "bang." 830 01:14:45,212 --> 01:14:47,515 Come on. The gun goes "bang." Say "bang." 831 01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:51,355 Say "bang"! Leave me alone! 832 01:14:52,412 --> 01:14:55,484 What? You think these people care if you die or not? 833 01:14:55,485 --> 01:14:58,395 Look at them. They're not thinking about you anymore. 834 01:14:58,398 --> 01:15:00,380 So what do you want to kill yourself for? 835 01:16:09,309 --> 01:16:11,036 Ipu! 836 01:16:12,509 --> 01:16:14,492 Ipu! 837 01:16:15,868 --> 01:16:17,659 To me, 838 01:16:17,662 --> 01:16:20,028 you're a real hero! 839 01:16:21,117 --> 01:16:23,676 Real hero! 840 01:16:23,677 --> 01:16:28,188 And I say thank you, soldier! 841 01:16:34,332 --> 01:16:35,739 Ipu! 842 01:16:35,742 --> 01:16:37,340 Listen! 57751

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