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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,615 --> 00:00:38,815 Subtitles & Sync By FridayToker 2 00:01:06,516 --> 00:01:09,184 THOMAS: There is a thing right here. 3 00:01:09,185 --> 00:01:10,853 Sit up. Turn around. 4 00:01:10,854 --> 00:01:12,571 [ Laughing ] 5 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:13,405 Whoo! 6 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:17,276 She's now 83 years old and still kicking. 7 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,194 Aw! 8 00:01:19,195 --> 00:01:21,697 Only because he's... 9 00:01:21,698 --> 00:01:23,197 Only because he's my best friend. 10 00:01:23,198 --> 00:01:25,584 That's the only reason. Yeah, whatever. 11 00:01:30,373 --> 00:01:32,675 We just hang out with him 'cause we pity him. 12 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,930 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 13 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:35,427 Terrible! 14 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,960 Well, right now I'm happy, 15 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:39,597 but I'm sure that will change very shortly, you know. 16 00:01:39,598 --> 00:01:42,101 Why? Because you kind of drive me nuts. 17 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,969 [ Laughter ] 18 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:46,388 Hey. 19 00:01:46,389 --> 00:01:47,890 How do I look? 20 00:01:47,891 --> 00:01:49,892 I'm a little bit nervous. 21 00:01:49,893 --> 00:01:52,394 Um, but, Kari, I love you, 22 00:01:52,395 --> 00:01:55,898 and this is the day I've been waiting for all my life. 23 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:58,368 [ Applause ] 24 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,404 [ Cheering ] 25 00:02:29,766 --> 00:02:33,519 BOB: You know, I always saw myself as a patriot. 26 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,904 I don't remember anyone telling me 27 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:39,992 that freedom had to be fought for and defended. 28 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:44,496 I loved my country, and I loved being free, 29 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,915 but the day I saw my son packing 30 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,418 to leave our country to fight in another, 31 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,504 I understood what my father must have felt 32 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,589 when I left for war. 33 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:57,543 There's no greater love in the world 34 00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:01,460 than a man laying down his life for someone else. 35 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:02,548 But a man thinks different 36 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:05,518 when it's his boy going into harm's way. 37 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,940 [ Motorcycle engine turns off ] 38 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,442 Thomas was 20. 39 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,445 He had his whole life ahead of him. 40 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:20,450 He had a young wife, great friends, and a future. 41 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:28,991 [ Birds chirping ] 42 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,411 [ Voice breaking ] I'm so proud of you. 43 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,753 If anything happens to me over there, 44 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:15,755 take care of 'em? 45 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:19,675 You just come back. 46 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:30,136 [ Whispering inaudibly ] 47 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,316 Wait! 48 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,720 [ Bus engine revs ] 49 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:05,504 THOMAS: We made it back to base safe and sound. 50 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:08,700 Every day I pray that God will see me through 51 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,259 so I can get back to you, Kari. 52 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,110 [ Jet engine roars ] 53 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,896 KARI: The doctor says the next few weeks will fly by 54 00:05:15,897 --> 00:05:17,399 before the baby is born. 55 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,901 Easy for him to say. [ Scoffs ] 56 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,403 I love you, Thomas. 57 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,905 I miss you so much. 58 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,775 I long to feel you next to me. 59 00:05:26,776 --> 00:05:30,245 THOMAS: Today I remembered the smell of your hair 60 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,748 the day I left. 61 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,751 I love you. 62 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,204 God's been watching over me. 63 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:44,920 181 days and I'll be home, Lord willing. 64 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:47,120 I love you, and I think of you every day. 65 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:50,160 [ Helicopter rotors whirring, gunfire ] 66 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:57,305 [ Baby crying ] 67 00:05:57,306 --> 00:05:58,140 BOB: I haven't seen your mother 68 00:05:58,141 --> 00:06:00,642 act like this since you were born. 69 00:06:00,643 --> 00:06:03,645 Your son is going to be completely spoiled 70 00:06:03,646 --> 00:06:06,148 by the time he meets you. 71 00:06:06,149 --> 00:06:08,651 His grandma has his whole life planned out. 72 00:06:08,652 --> 00:06:11,820 By the way, that includes college. 73 00:06:13,322 --> 00:06:15,824 [ Baby cooing ] 74 00:06:16,826 --> 00:06:19,829 [ Explosion, gunfire ] 75 00:06:27,336 --> 00:06:28,970 [ Gunfire in distance ] 76 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,675 [ Explosion ] 77 00:06:34,177 --> 00:06:35,677 The days passed 78 00:06:35,678 --> 00:06:38,680 just like all the other days of every year 79 00:06:38,681 --> 00:06:40,682 until that morning. 80 00:06:40,683 --> 00:06:44,436 I'll never forget the sound of that doorbell. 81 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,238 [ Doorbell dings ] 82 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,448 DOTTIE: No! 83 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,792 [ Sobs ] No. 84 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,797 No! 85 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:13,299 No! 86 00:07:16,219 --> 00:07:19,605 [ Sobbing ] 87 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,114 MAN: Thomas Revere was a brave soldier 88 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,115 on the field of battle. 89 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,117 Sacrificing his life, he was awarded the bronze star. 90 00:07:33,118 --> 00:07:36,122 Scripture says do not let your hearts be troubled. 91 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,824 And it goes on to say trust in God. 92 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:41,661 For if it were not so, I would have told you. 93 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,463 And if I go and prepare a place for you, 94 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:48,416 I will come back and take you to be with me, 95 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:53,388 that where you are we may be, also. 96 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,591 These are the words. 97 00:07:57,930 --> 00:08:00,596 Please accept this flag on behalf of a grateful nation 98 00:08:00,597 --> 00:08:02,481 as a token of appreciation 99 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,984 for the honorable and faithful service 100 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,602 rendered by your loved one. 101 00:08:07,603 --> 00:08:09,404 MAN ♪2: Half right, face! 102 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:12,357 Port, arms! 103 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:15,193 Aim! 104 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:17,112 Fire! 105 00:08:17,113 --> 00:08:18,998 [ Gunshots ] 106 00:08:21,284 --> 00:08:23,286 Fire! [ Gunshots ] 107 00:08:26,122 --> 00:08:28,457 Fire! [ Gunshots ] 108 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:34,990 You know I love you. 109 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:38,410 [ Voice breaking ] I love you, too. 110 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:42,300 Thank you... 111 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:44,449 for everything that you've done. 112 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:47,953 You're family. You'll always be family. 113 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,460 Would you please give this to Bob for me? 114 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,717 Thank you. 115 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,260 [ Sighs ] 116 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,528 I wanted the world to stop 117 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,530 and understand the pain that I was in, 118 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:18,330 to know how I was suffering. 119 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:23,539 I felt in some ways that my life was over. 120 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:28,877 Kari and my grandson left when I needed them the most. 121 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,798 They were the only part of Thomas I still had left. 122 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,721 Without my son... 123 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,224 nothing else really mattered. 124 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:03,280 [ "Get On and Ride" by Bo Bice plays ] 125 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,530 ♪ Get on and ride it in the fast lane, honey ♪ 126 00:11:06,531 --> 00:11:08,198 ♪ Won't you get on and ride it? ♪ 127 00:11:08,199 --> 00:11:10,418 ♪ Won't you get on and ride it now? ♪ 128 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:13,400 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 129 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,506 [ Bell rings, door closes ] 130 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,842 ♪ Get on and ride it ♪ 131 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,480 Something I can do for you gentlemen? 132 00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:30,889 Boy, I'll bet that hurt, didn't it? 133 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:33,608 Okay. 134 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,727 Come with me. Let's fix it up. 135 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,862 It was just a flesh wound, 136 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,448 but I have to know what happened. 137 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:43,902 I cannot be involved in something illegal, guys. 138 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,904 It wasn't a crime, Mayor. 139 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,907 He accidentally shot himself. 140 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,409 ♪ You say you love me ♪ 141 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:54,829 ♪ Then you bleed me dry... ♪ 142 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:56,831 [ Snickers ] 143 00:11:56,832 --> 00:11:59,334 ♪ ...you know I can't deny... ♪ 144 00:11:59,335 --> 00:12:00,835 You're good to go. 145 00:12:00,836 --> 00:12:02,337 [ Chuckles ] 146 00:12:02,338 --> 00:12:04,339 ♪ ...if it so applies ♪ 147 00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:06,341 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 148 00:12:06,342 --> 00:12:08,930 ♪ Now your heartbeat's ticking in me ♪ 149 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,645 ♪ Like a bomb that's ready to blow ♪ 150 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,147 It's okay. 151 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,150 ♪ Did you see what you came to see? ♪ 152 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,651 ♪ Go ahead, enjoy the show ♪ 153 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,654 ♪ Take your time, if you're so inclined... ♪ 154 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,656 Any time, guys. All right. 155 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:24,192 ♪ Get on and ride it in the fast lane, honey ♪ 156 00:12:24,193 --> 00:12:26,760 ♪ Won't you get on and ride it? ♪ 157 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:28,447 ♪ Won't you get on and ride it now? ♪ 158 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,831 ♪ Yeah ♪ 159 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,000 Bob! [ Laughs ] 160 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,335 Hi! Look at you! 161 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,254 Hi! 162 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,756 [ Laughter ] 163 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,257 Oh, wow! Oh, wow! 164 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,126 Chris! Oh, my! Look at you! 165 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,594 You're all grown up! 166 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,463 You look just like your dad. 167 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,881 He looks like his dad. 168 00:12:46,882 --> 00:12:50,218 That's not some L.A. gang handshake, is it? 169 00:12:50,219 --> 00:12:51,302 Bob. Huh? 170 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:54,856 Why don't you get the bags and show Chris his room? 171 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,858 Okay. 172 00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,362 So, after you go upstairs, we'll have Thanksgiving dinner. 173 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,362 Oh! 174 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,865 I hope you're hungry. We're starving. 175 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,368 And we have not had a real Thanksgiving for years. 176 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,164 [ Sighs ] 177 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,667 Do you remember that old missions church 178 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,752 that was down-town? Mm-hmm. 179 00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:29,700 The one with the "Jesus Saves" cross on the side? 180 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,390 Well, we bought that building, 181 00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:31,926 and we put the community mission there. 182 00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:34,813 The cross isn't there any more. 183 00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:38,600 Can you imagine? 184 00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:40,603 It offended somebody. 185 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,720 MAN: Hey, look, I know it's a holiday weekend, 186 00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:45,720 but I figured you'd want to know. 187 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:48,243 The Feds approved the funds. You're kidding me. 188 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,995 We'll get that addition for the veterans' home. 189 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,579 Outstanding. 190 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,865 All right, man. Bye. 191 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:54,867 [ Chuckles ] 192 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,338 It had been 14 years 193 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:04,292 since we looked into Thomas' trunk. 194 00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:08,847 Even to see my own grandson open it was painful. 195 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,300 Can I watch these? 196 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,580 You can watch those. 197 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,612 Uh... 198 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,982 thank you. 199 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,818 [ Door opens ] 200 00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:32,871 DOTTIE: Oh, that's the Gideon Bible 201 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,291 that he took everywhere. 202 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:44,165 ALL: ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 203 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:47,418 [ Laughs ] I never saw this one. 204 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,721 They're so cute. 205 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,979 Oh, see, Thomas is the shepherd, 206 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,647 and J.J. as Mary. 207 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,990 Who's J.J.? 208 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,484 Your dad's older sister. 209 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,270 Actually she left before you were born. 210 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:10,108 We don't see her very often. 211 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,576 Why? 212 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,111 She didn't see eye to eye 213 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:16,163 about things that Bob and I felt were very important. 214 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:18,999 So, why don't people do Christmas like that any more, 215 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,919 with the shepherds and everything? 216 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,252 Well, for a long time, 217 00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:23,588 people have been trying to pass laws 218 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,700 to get rid of Christmas altogether. 219 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,292 Today Christmas is all about 220 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,462 Santa Claus and buying things. 221 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,858 [ Train engine chugging ] 222 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,194 [ Train whistle blows ] 223 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,448 [ Motorcycle engine revs ] 224 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,882 What did you say to him? 225 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,802 I told him to come home. 226 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,722 And I told him to defend our freedoms 227 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:17,580 with his last ounce of courage. 228 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,425 Can I help you with something? 229 00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:53,440 You must be Chris. 230 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,960 Yeah. I'm Madison. 231 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,965 Your dad and my dad were best friends. 232 00:16:57,966 --> 00:16:59,634 What is that? 233 00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:02,353 It's my dad's medal from the war. 234 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,856 So, do you want to go shoot some hoops 235 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,858 with me and my friend? 236 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,359 Hey, Bob. 237 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,863 That needs to be in the box. 238 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,310 Can I keep it in my room? 239 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,817 No. 240 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,871 It stays here. 241 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:20,739 Wait a minute. 242 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,624 Have you showed him this? 243 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,440 This is cool! 244 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,510 Dad... 245 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,530 this is amazing. 246 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:36,530 When I get back from tour, 247 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:38,424 I am gonna be cruising in this every day. 248 00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:45,346 Dad... 249 00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:47,816 will you stop worrying about me? 250 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,687 You made it through the war okay. 251 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,606 Yeah, I wouldn't trade my time for anything. 252 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,260 You fought for what you believed in. 253 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,447 That's all I'm doing. 254 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,952 I know, son. 255 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,921 I know. 256 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,424 Ta-da! 257 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,877 This truck was your dad's truck. 258 00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,295 Maddy, you comin'? 259 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,631 Come on, Chris. Let's go. 260 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,351 Hey, Bob. 261 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,853 Lighten up a little, will ya? 262 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,189 Santa's coming, ya know. 263 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,558 Go on. Get out of here. 264 00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:32,444 [ Chuckles ] 265 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,320 GREG: Kari Revere! Hi. 266 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,323 Hey! 267 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:47,909 Well, you grew up, Greg. 268 00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:51,450 So did you. 269 00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:52,547 Is... Is that your son? 270 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,249 Yes, that is Christian. 271 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,510 Been a long time. 272 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,170 Too long. 273 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,840 Okay. [ Chuckles ] 274 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,393 Oh. 275 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,394 Dottie made her famous brownies. 276 00:19:07,395 --> 00:19:08,764 Do you want to join us? 277 00:19:08,765 --> 00:19:10,515 Ah, no, I can't. 278 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:13,652 I've got to head into work for a little bit. 279 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,354 Maybe catch ya later? 280 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:19,190 [ Both laugh ] 281 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,193 We will be here. 282 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,861 You look great. 283 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,364 Thank you. 284 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:28,866 So do you. 285 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,252 Welcome back. Thanks. 286 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,588 [ Chuckles ] 287 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,458 Bye, Dad. I love you. I love you, too. 288 00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:47,635 Brownies? 289 00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:49,200 [ Chris laughs ] 290 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,271 [ Laughs ] 291 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,274 CHRIS: Grandpa doesn't seem to like you... 292 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,776 or me, for that matter. 293 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,279 It's not you. 294 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,310 I think... 295 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,401 he thinks that I let him down. 296 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,321 Sometimes life isn't fair. 297 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:10,992 But we just keep going. 298 00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:13,461 Get some sleep, huh? 299 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,963 First day of school tomorrow. 300 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,298 I love you. 301 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,300 I love you, too. 302 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,717 [ Bell rings ] 303 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,219 [ Birds chirping ] 304 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,255 Chris is so California. 305 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,224 Now, what is that supposed to mean? 306 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,226 He's so hot! 307 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,960 Hey, you ought to get him to try out for the play. 308 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:33,681 Oh, yeah, so you can hit on him? 309 00:20:33,682 --> 00:20:35,660 [ Bell rings ] 310 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:38,185 Speaking of hot... 311 00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:39,687 Hey, I'll be right back. 312 00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:41,689 Chris. 313 00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,691 Chris! 314 00:20:43,692 --> 00:20:45,191 Man, what's up with you? 315 00:20:45,192 --> 00:20:47,695 I've got to go to the principal's office. 316 00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:49,696 Why? Because they have some stupid rules 317 00:20:49,697 --> 00:20:51,698 about what you can't bring to school. 318 00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:54,202 What did you bring, a knife or something? 319 00:20:54,203 --> 00:20:56,204 A knife? 320 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:04,450 We found this in Chris' locker. 321 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,966 But Madison is now claiming that it's her responsibility. 322 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,850 Yes, sir, that's right. 323 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,769 I brought it. 324 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,603 And while I'm all for a student 325 00:21:13,604 --> 00:21:15,640 taking a position on a controversial matter, 326 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:18,558 when that position is detrimental to the student body, 327 00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:21,444 the health and well-being as a whole, well... 328 00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:23,448 that's when I have to take action. 329 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:28,690 I spoke with the school's attorney informally, 330 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,455 and he suggested that we all keep this 331 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,124 as low-key as possible, okay? 332 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,411 Now, Chris, normally you'd be facing an in-school suspension, 333 00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:38,412 but you're new here, 334 00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:42,133 so, uh, I'm going to go easy on you this time. 335 00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:47,540 Now, we're just going to pretend this never happened 336 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:50,341 and, um, just ignore it. 337 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,143 Understood? 338 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,147 Yeah. 339 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,517 All right, you're dismissed. 340 00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:00,936 [ Door opens ] 341 00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:06,440 Rusty... 342 00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:09,193 they didn't know. I'm sorry. 343 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:12,497 Oh, Bob, don't worry about it. Hey, thanks for coming in. 344 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,865 Sure. 345 00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:16,534 BOB: Christian... 346 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:19,454 when prayer was banned from school, so was the Bible. 347 00:22:19,455 --> 00:22:21,455 It's just the way it is now. 348 00:22:21,456 --> 00:22:23,424 That's a stupid rule. 349 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,509 There ain't no rule. 350 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,940 Say again, Leonard? 351 00:22:27,950 --> 00:22:29,460 There ain't no rule. 352 00:22:29,470 --> 00:22:31,549 They can have their Bibles here if they want to. 353 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,302 They're just a bunch of cowards. 354 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,271 Thank you, Leonard. 355 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,641 Don't wait for me. 356 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,979 Could you hold on a second? Yeah. 357 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:47,148 Rusty, is there an actual rule 358 00:22:47,149 --> 00:22:49,151 that says you can't bring a Bible into school? 359 00:22:49,152 --> 00:22:50,651 Well, no. 360 00:22:50,652 --> 00:22:52,485 But I don't want any trouble. 361 00:22:52,486 --> 00:22:53,988 You can't take any chances these days, Bob. 362 00:22:53,989 --> 00:22:56,374 Everybody's looking for a reason to sue us. 363 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,543 Yeah, it's that space-odyssey play 364 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,211 I wrote a few years ago. 365 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,880 Yeah, well, I don't want to brag, 366 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,883 but I've always had a bit of flair for the dramatic. 367 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:06,884 [ Chuckles ] 368 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,804 Oh, Mayor, nice work on the veterans' home thing. 369 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,254 Nice. Yeah, I'm back. 370 00:23:11,255 --> 00:23:12,757 [ "The O'Reilly Factor" theme music plays ] 371 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,724 "Factor" investigation segment tonight. 372 00:23:14,725 --> 00:23:17,930 Christmas has become controversial in America. 373 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,950 Public displays of the federal holiday 374 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,515 are under attack by the ACLU, 375 00:23:20,516 --> 00:23:23,984 and some department stores even tell employees 376 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,770 to avoid saying "Merry Christmas." 377 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:28,155 Dude! Bob, you're famous! 378 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:31,659 Here's what we found out. Sears/Kmart would not answer... 379 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,160 "Dude"? 380 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,994 O'REILLY: They were the worst we had to deal with. 381 00:23:34,995 --> 00:23:37,415 85% of Americans say they are Christians. 382 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:41,167 Christmas is a federal holiday, signed into law by U.S. Grant. 383 00:23:41,168 --> 00:23:44,338 And we're living in a time where some retail outlets 384 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:45,840 will not say "Merry Christmas." 385 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,342 Insane? 386 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,464 What did my dad die for, Bob? 387 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,935 That's what happens in war. 388 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,387 No, I mean, why did he die? 389 00:24:00,388 --> 00:24:04,358 He gave his life for his country. 390 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,110 So, what are we doing? 391 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,896 What are you doing? 392 00:24:08,897 --> 00:24:10,231 Chris. 393 00:24:10,232 --> 00:24:13,400 Your grandfather was in a very special unit. 394 00:24:13,401 --> 00:24:17,288 He rescued prisoners of war. 395 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,491 What are you doing now? 396 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,912 It's not that easy, kid. 397 00:24:25,413 --> 00:24:28,332 What are you doing? I'm just one kid. 398 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:31,520 Well, I'm just one grandpa. 399 00:24:32,254 --> 00:24:34,588 I think... 400 00:24:34,589 --> 00:24:35,923 Chris is right. 401 00:24:38,927 --> 00:24:41,812 We should all be doing something. 402 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,765 MAN ON RADIO: And after 75 years, 403 00:24:44,766 --> 00:24:46,267 the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce 404 00:24:46,268 --> 00:24:47,769 refused to sponsor the Christmas parade. 405 00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:50,700 The L.A. city council took over 406 00:24:50,710 --> 00:24:52,940 and renamed it the Hollywood Santa Parade. 407 00:24:52,941 --> 00:24:56,911 75 years of tradition gone. 408 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,363 So, what are we up here looking for? 409 00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:02,366 Um... Christmas stuff, decorations. 410 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:04,869 Isn't that a little old-school? 411 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:07,873 Yeah, 'cause people don't really decorate around here any more. 412 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:11,342 Well, maybe they should start. 413 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,843 Okay. 414 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,213 I agree. 415 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,550 Here's a reindeer. It's kind of Christmas-ish. 416 00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:20,968 Thank you. 417 00:25:20,969 --> 00:25:22,970 Here's a Santa Claus. 418 00:25:22,971 --> 00:25:25,306 Nice. Cool. 419 00:25:25,307 --> 00:25:27,608 Oh, jackpot! 420 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,111 Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? 421 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:33,447 If you're thinking it's cheesy, then, yeah. 422 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:35,817 No, let's... let's put it up. 423 00:25:36,651 --> 00:25:40,705 Let's put it all up tonight. 424 00:25:48,663 --> 00:25:50,164 [ Thunder rumbles ] 425 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,718 I'm so glad you were there. 426 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:55,718 I just don't want Chris 427 00:25:55,719 --> 00:25:58,222 to get started off on the wrong foot. 428 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:02,227 You know how you can get a bad reputation real fast. 429 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,227 [ Laughs ] 430 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,728 [ Laughs ] Oh! 431 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,730 You remember that, huh? 432 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:09,733 You were a pretty bad boy in school. 433 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:10,733 Yeah, I was stupid. 434 00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:13,654 I think you and Thomas got away with murder 435 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:16,658 because you smiled your way out of everything. 436 00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:18,158 Just like that! 437 00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:19,660 Well, maybe once. 438 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,662 [ Both laugh ] 439 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,832 So, Chief of Police, huh? Mm. 440 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,834 Impressive. 441 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,837 Very impressive. 442 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:33,340 Then again, you always had to be in charge. 443 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:34,842 Well, it's overrated. 444 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,344 So, if you don't mind me asking, 445 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,347 what's the story on Maddy's mom? 446 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,849 Um... 447 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:46,270 Stacy had her own agenda, 448 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,772 that didn't include Maddy and me. 449 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:53,110 She's in Philadelphia or... somewhere. 450 00:26:54,290 --> 00:26:55,290 Sorry. 451 00:26:55,300 --> 00:27:01,151 I hope this isn't completely awkward. 452 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,120 Um... 453 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,123 Can I take you to dinner sometime? 454 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,127 Sure. 455 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,630 So, Saturday night? 456 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,632 Perfect. 457 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,885 7:00? 458 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,220 Sounds good. 459 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,723 Good. Good. 460 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,142 [ Laughs ] 461 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,895 Christian's right. 462 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,263 What am I doing? 463 00:27:29,264 --> 00:27:31,399 What do you mean? 464 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,933 Dottie, what makes me any different 465 00:27:33,934 --> 00:27:36,819 than the next guy that just sits around and does nothing? 466 00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:39,230 You remember that plaque that used to be 467 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,910 on the courthouse wall with the Ten Commandments in it? 468 00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:43,160 Sure. 469 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,863 You remember that great big Christmas tree 470 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:47,248 that used to be on the courthouse lawn? 471 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:48,749 Yeah. 472 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,536 Whatever happened to Christmas in this town? 473 00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:54,838 I mean, I've been sitting around here 474 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:58,759 watching it disappear just like everybody else. 475 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,210 Nobody says anything. 476 00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:04,631 Did you ever think that you would see the day 477 00:28:04,632 --> 00:28:07,601 when people were offended by a cross in public? 478 00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:09,803 No. 479 00:28:09,804 --> 00:28:12,306 Christian's right. 480 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,479 [ Motorcycle engine revs ] 481 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,784 BOB: I had been a coward, passive, and even selfish. 482 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,704 I had become so bitter and blind 483 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,707 to what was going on around me, 484 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,760 I asked God to forgive me. 485 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:34,378 I kept thinking about my son. 486 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,881 Now was the time to honor his sacrifice 487 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:40,384 and show my grandson that the greatest battle... 488 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:44,138 is doing what's right. 489 00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,944 Mayor, are you okay? 490 00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,444 Randy, I woke up about midnight, 491 00:29:08,445 --> 00:29:10,446 searched the Internet 'til about an hour ago, 492 00:29:10,447 --> 00:29:11,449 and I am better than okay. 493 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:13,450 I am absolutely fantastic. 494 00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:14,835 Good. 495 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,285 Council wants your views in writing 496 00:29:16,286 --> 00:29:17,588 regarding the street improvements 497 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,672 around the new addition to the veterans' home. 498 00:29:19,673 --> 00:29:22,376 At 11:30 you have a Rotary meeting at Estelle's Restaurant. 499 00:29:22,377 --> 00:29:23,877 Ooh, meat loaf today. 500 00:29:23,878 --> 00:29:26,297 You might want to put a sports jacket on 501 00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:27,765 instead of that... 502 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,182 Now what about the report? 503 00:29:29,183 --> 00:29:31,102 I thought I had key to the storage room? 504 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:33,103 Top drawer, silver key chain. 505 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:36,106 Do you ever listen to me? Sure. 506 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,642 You said, "Blah, blah, blah, Estelle's Restaurant." 507 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,270 Follow me. Come on, let's go. 508 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,478 Voilà. 509 00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:42,480 Christmas Angel. 510 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,481 Whoa. 511 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:45,983 Boy, does that bring back some memories. 512 00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:48,670 What kind of memories? Hey, Charlie. 513 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,570 Charlie. How are you guys? 514 00:29:49,571 --> 00:29:51,573 You boys up to no good? Probably. 515 00:29:51,574 --> 00:29:52,823 [ Chuckles ] 516 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:53,656 What's the news? 517 00:29:53,657 --> 00:29:56,430 Last night at the city council meeting, 518 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,877 all they want to do is get excited about nothing. 519 00:29:57,878 --> 00:30:00,470 Oh, if they want to get excited about something, 520 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,832 they can help me bring Christmas back to this town. 521 00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:05,200 And I mean we're coming back in a big way. 522 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:08,305 I'm talking angels. I'm talking mangers. 523 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,309 I'm talking wreaths. I'm talking the birth of Jesus. 524 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:14,311 [ Stammers ] I'm talking about Christmas. 525 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:17,314 [ Laughing ] 526 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:18,682 He's not joking? 527 00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:19,433 Gentlemen, did you know 528 00:30:19,434 --> 00:30:21,935 that about 150 years ago, 529 00:30:21,936 --> 00:30:24,822 Christmas was made a federal and legal holiday? 530 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,191 Didn't know that. I didn't know it. 531 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:28,442 A religious and secular holiday. 532 00:30:28,443 --> 00:30:29,942 They're using the threat of a lawsuit 533 00:30:29,943 --> 00:30:33,800 to keep Christmas pushed back into the churches and homes 534 00:30:33,810 --> 00:30:34,947 and out of public places and schools. 535 00:30:34,948 --> 00:30:36,999 Speaking of schools, did you know that our children 536 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,200 are not allowed to sing Christmas songs in our schools? 537 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:41,300 Well, we always did. Oh, yeah. 538 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,873 They're not allowed to any more. 539 00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:45,958 And a public school teacher is allowed to teach objectively 540 00:30:45,959 --> 00:30:48,462 about the origins of Christmas in the classroom. 541 00:30:48,463 --> 00:30:49,512 Didn't know that. Didn't know that. 542 00:30:49,513 --> 00:30:50,515 Well, they can. 543 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,516 They don't, but they can. 544 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,517 We can have a Nativity scene, 545 00:30:54,518 --> 00:30:55,935 as long as other religious symbols 546 00:30:55,936 --> 00:30:57,770 are acknowledged at the same time. 547 00:30:57,771 --> 00:30:59,306 School districts across the United States 548 00:30:59,307 --> 00:31:02,310 are taking Christmas break off the calendar completely 549 00:31:02,311 --> 00:31:04,811 and replacing it with winter break. 550 00:31:04,812 --> 00:31:06,530 I didn't know that. That's right. 551 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:07,398 Some towns... 552 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:08,615 [ Lights rattle ] 553 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:10,317 No red and green lights. 554 00:31:10,318 --> 00:31:12,703 Some towns... no trees. 555 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,706 Some towns, no decorations at all. 556 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,709 And it's not because it's illegal. 557 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:20,961 There is no law against it, 558 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,246 just a bunch of people that are afraid 559 00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:24,715 of what Christmas is really about. 560 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:27,584 Well, gentlemen, that stops today... 561 00:31:27,585 --> 00:31:31,540 at least here in Mount Columbus. 562 00:31:31,550 --> 00:31:33,807 [ "Winter Wonderland" by Vince Gill plays ] 563 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:36,930 ♪ Sleigh bells ring ♪ 564 00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,950 ♪ Are you listening? ♪ 565 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,597 ♪ In the lane, snow is... ♪ 566 00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:42,599 Mayor. 567 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,984 How's it look? 568 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,653 It looks illegal to me. 569 00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:49,106 That good, huh? 570 00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:50,489 Are you sure it's not unconstitutional? 571 00:31:50,490 --> 00:31:51,909 Randy, what part of "no" 572 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,242 are you having a hard time with? 573 00:31:53,243 --> 00:31:55,996 If you're getting nervous, go look it up. 574 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,300 Mr. Mayor, Connie Lee, Channel 7. 575 00:31:58,310 --> 00:31:59,416 Can I have just a moment of your time? 576 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,668 Oh, you bet. I'll be right down. 577 00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:05,706 CONNIE: According to sources I spoke with, and I quote, 578 00:32:05,707 --> 00:32:08,207 "Any religious symbol displayed on public property 579 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:11,210 is a clear violation of the separation of church and state. 580 00:32:11,211 --> 00:32:14,960 The religious decorations should be removed immediately." 581 00:32:14,970 --> 00:32:17,500 For his part, Mayor Revere had this to say... 582 00:32:17,510 --> 00:32:20,554 Hey, listen up! The mayor's on TV. 583 00:32:20,555 --> 00:32:23,974 Well, I actually got the idea from my grandson. 584 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,309 He was wondering 585 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:28,311 why don't we celebrate Christmas around here any more. 586 00:32:28,312 --> 00:32:31,814 To tell you the truth, I just couldn't give him a good answer. 587 00:32:31,815 --> 00:32:32,815 It's not illegal, 588 00:32:32,816 --> 00:32:34,318 so I figured by the time I'm done, 589 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:37,320 I want Mount Columbus to be known as Christmas City. 590 00:32:37,321 --> 00:32:38,823 All right, thank you, Mayor. 591 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:41,825 You're welcome. Merry Christmas. 592 00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:45,329 Well, you heard right... the Christmas City. 593 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:48,800 The mayor is bringing religion back to this little town. 594 00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:50,250 What a hog. 595 00:32:50,251 --> 00:32:51,585 I think she's kind of cute. 596 00:32:51,586 --> 00:32:54,171 The motorcycle, you moron. 597 00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:56,757 ♪ Sleigh bells ring ♪ 598 00:32:56,758 --> 00:32:58,258 ♪ Are you listening? ♪ 599 00:32:58,259 --> 00:32:59,760 ♪ In the lane... ♪ 600 00:32:59,761 --> 00:33:02,262 MR. BOUTWELL: Oh, Broadway. 601 00:33:02,263 --> 00:33:06,900 You are an elusive mistress indeed. 602 00:33:08,269 --> 00:33:12,155 Oh, ladies, are you ready? Okay. Whatever. Go. 603 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:14,523 But, Zondor, we are but space aliens 604 00:33:14,524 --> 00:33:15,993 who have traveled from afar. 605 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,995 Will the king accept us? 606 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,997 Not to worry, Zindor. 607 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,415 It has been foretold 608 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:24,200 that the king will be born this night on planet Earth, 609 00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:26,619 and he will accept all who seek him and find him. 610 00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:29,880 But how will we know it is the true king? 611 00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:31,590 The supernova will light our way to the pot of gold, 612 00:33:31,591 --> 00:33:33,930 there the king will be, 613 00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:35,930 just as predicted in the scrolls of Plutonia. 614 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,881 Oh, yes! 615 00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:40,500 Excellent, excellent. 616 00:33:40,510 --> 00:33:42,136 Madison and Lindsey, where have you been hiding? 617 00:33:42,137 --> 00:33:45,806 Hmm? Hmm? That was very, very good. 618 00:33:45,807 --> 00:33:48,580 You are my aliens. 619 00:33:48,590 --> 00:33:51,445 You know, I think with you two in the cast, 620 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:55,899 this will be our most memorable winter space odyssey ever. 621 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,680 Yeah, you bet it will. 622 00:33:58,690 --> 00:33:59,953 Excuse me? 623 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:02,823 Nothing. Thanks. [ Giggles ] 624 00:34:02,824 --> 00:34:05,409 KARI: There's nowhere to RSVP on these invitations. 625 00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:08,790 Oh, you don't need one. Everybody shows up. 626 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,579 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 627 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:13,830 And you put Christmas instead of holiday party. 628 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:14,840 I know. 629 00:34:14,850 --> 00:34:16,587 We have been putting holiday for 10 years. 630 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,588 I am so proud of Bob. 631 00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:20,590 Greg's coming, you know. 632 00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:22,592 Yeah, and? 633 00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:24,940 And... 634 00:34:24,950 --> 00:34:28,990 It's... We're just having dinner. 635 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:31,100 It's not a date. 636 00:34:31,101 --> 00:34:32,103 It's not a date? 637 00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:33,603 No. No? 638 00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:36,440 Come on. It's a date. 639 00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:37,442 I think it's a date. 640 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,826 [ Both laugh ] 641 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,589 [ Chuckles ] 642 00:34:53,374 --> 00:34:55,459 RANDY: Uh, yeah, the mayor is not in on Tuesdays. 643 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:57,962 This is the mayor's assistant. What can I do for ya? 644 00:34:57,963 --> 00:35:00,464 Doesn't work on Tuesdays? 645 00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:02,465 Well, then, get me the deputy mayor. 646 00:35:02,466 --> 00:35:03,968 [ Chuckles ] Deputy mayor? 647 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:06,853 We can barely afford our part-time mayor. 648 00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:08,772 The mayor is the pharmacist. 649 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,273 Who is this? 650 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:13,260 This is the Hammer... Warren Hammerschmidt. 651 00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:17,314 T-The Warren Hammerschmidt from TV? 652 00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:18,698 Exactly. 653 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:23,203 Obviously your mayor is not fully cognizant 654 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,205 of the statutes that pertain 655 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:28,158 to the separation of church and state. 656 00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:30,577 Can you remember all that? 657 00:35:30,578 --> 00:35:33,547 Look, before this gets elevated 658 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:37,168 to a level which I'm sure the mayor would like to avoid, 659 00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:39,920 tell him that I fully suggested 660 00:35:39,921 --> 00:35:43,306 that he offer a public apology to the community 661 00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:46,760 and take down those religious decorations. 662 00:35:46,761 --> 00:35:52,160 And we will pretend this never happened. 663 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,770 And if you have any questions about this at all, 664 00:35:55,771 --> 00:35:58,772 you just... 665 00:35:58,773 --> 00:35:59,773 call me. 666 00:35:59,774 --> 00:36:01,775 Thank you. Okay. 667 00:36:01,776 --> 00:36:03,276 Thank you. 668 00:36:03,277 --> 00:36:04,778 Did you hear the news? 669 00:36:04,779 --> 00:36:05,779 No. 670 00:36:05,780 --> 00:36:08,281 You're all over the Internet. 671 00:36:08,282 --> 00:36:11,168 We are having some major legal problems here, 672 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,669 I think. 673 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,171 I got a call 674 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,756 from Warren Hammerschmidt himself. 675 00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:17,624 Who? 676 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:19,593 Warren Hammerschmidt. 677 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,178 The big guy. The guy that's... 678 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,797 He's on all the TV talk shows. 679 00:36:23,798 --> 00:36:26,183 He told me to tell you this. 680 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,468 I wrote it down here. 681 00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:29,970 He said to 682 00:36:29,971 --> 00:36:32,972 "take down all religious Christmas decorations 683 00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:34,473 and make a public apology." 684 00:36:34,474 --> 00:36:37,270 He told you to tell me that? Exactly. 685 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,778 And I got an email. 686 00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:41,565 Look at this. 687 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:46,286 Mayor, they're threatening to have the governor 688 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:49,156 withhold matching funds for the veterans' home. 689 00:36:49,157 --> 00:36:51,625 For Christmas decorations? 690 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,627 Yeah. 691 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:54,710 Now, Mayor, I know how you get 692 00:36:54,711 --> 00:36:56,213 when you're backed into a corner. 693 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,748 No, Randy, you don't know how I get. 694 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:01,251 But I'll tell you what you can do. 695 00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:02,752 You put together 696 00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:04,755 some sort of news conference for this evening. 697 00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:07,924 It's not just about Christmas any more. 698 00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:08,808 Okay. 699 00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:10,260 Have you ever noticed 700 00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:11,260 that the mere mention of Jesus nowadays 701 00:37:11,261 --> 00:37:13,147 seems to rub people the wrong way? 702 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:14,931 Yeah. 703 00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:16,349 Well, I'm very tired 704 00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:19,769 of not standing up for what I believe in. 705 00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:22,823 So, why are you standing there? 706 00:37:39,874 --> 00:37:42,259 [ Sighs ] Kari... 707 00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:47,297 I love you so much. 708 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,553 I just want so badly to hold you right now 709 00:37:53,554 --> 00:37:55,220 and just be with you. 710 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:03,697 And, Christian [chuckles] I saw your picture. 711 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:06,670 Thank goodness you take after your mom. 712 00:38:12,406 --> 00:38:15,375 KARI: Chris, dinner. 713 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:19,129 What kind of changes are you guys making to the play? 714 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,246 Oh, Christian... 715 00:38:20,247 --> 00:38:22,749 just a little tweak here and there. 716 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:23,751 And everywhere. 717 00:38:23,752 --> 00:38:28,880 What about your teacher? What's he going to say? 718 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:29,422 Ol' Mr. Boutwell? 719 00:38:29,423 --> 00:38:30,473 Yeah. 720 00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,842 Probably nothing. 721 00:38:32,843 --> 00:38:36,120 And how do you figure? 722 00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:37,480 'Cause. 723 00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:39,899 He'll be in complete shock. 724 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,935 [ Crickets chirping, camera shutters clicking ] 725 00:38:41,936 --> 00:38:44,738 Mr. Mayor, your actions have been described 726 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:47,240 as reckless and insensitive. 727 00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:50,243 How do you respond? 728 00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,746 Well, if trying to restore a holiday 729 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,747 that the majority of our citizens enjoy 730 00:38:54,748 --> 00:38:56,751 but a few ol' soreheads don't 731 00:38:56,752 --> 00:38:59,753 makes me reckless and insensitive... 732 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:01,756 yeah, I'd say that pretty much describes me. 733 00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:05,542 If I may, the mayor's actions are not reckless. 734 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:08,430 He is just trying to be sensitive to all faiths 735 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,450 during this special time of the year. 736 00:39:10,460 --> 00:39:12,766 Mayor, you hung a banner on the town's water tower 737 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,684 that reads "Christmas City." 738 00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:16,636 Don't you think that could be offensive? 739 00:39:16,637 --> 00:39:20,390 December 25th is Christmas, Jesus' birthday. 740 00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:22,691 Christmas is also a national holiday. 741 00:39:22,692 --> 00:39:24,528 So, here in the city of Mount Columbus, 742 00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:28,398 this holiday season will be a Christmas holiday, 743 00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:29,866 not a winter holiday. 744 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:31,867 I mean, Christmas is for everyone. 745 00:39:31,868 --> 00:39:33,787 If you're a Muslim and you want to pray to Allah 746 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,790 in the middle of the town square, 747 00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:39,750 by all means, please, it's one of your rights. 748 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,912 If you're Jewish and you want to display your menorah 749 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:45,480 and blow your shofar, go ahead, 750 00:39:45,490 --> 00:39:46,415 and accept my admiration 751 00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:48,385 for standing up for what you believe in. 752 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,219 But don't tell me and the majority of us 753 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,870 that believe in Jesus Christ 754 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,507 that we don't have the right 755 00:39:53,508 --> 00:39:56,643 to celebrate the day of his birth. 756 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:58,120 Because it's Christmas. 757 00:39:58,130 --> 00:39:59,979 Mr. Mayor, 758 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:04,170 this state cannot in any way promote a religious holiday. 759 00:40:04,180 --> 00:40:06,904 [ Whispers ] It's Warren Hammerschmidt. 760 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,406 We're not. 761 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,573 We're acknowledging it's the Christmas season. 762 00:40:11,574 --> 00:40:13,443 Excuse me. If I could say something here. 763 00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:15,577 At first it was kind of hacking me off, 764 00:40:15,578 --> 00:40:17,447 what Bob was doing and everything, 765 00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:19,783 but, you know, I get where he's coming from. 766 00:40:19,784 --> 00:40:21,752 I mean, Bob's just trying to fix 767 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,254 what's already a national holiday. 768 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,122 Bob, can't do that. 769 00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:28,374 Yes, I can. 770 00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,759 And we will. 771 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,961 As a matter of fact, I'm going to lead by example. 772 00:40:32,962 --> 00:40:34,881 You're all welcome to come by my house 773 00:40:34,882 --> 00:40:37,517 and see the Nativity scene that I'm building. 774 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,269 Come on, people. It's Christmas. 775 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,722 Peace on Earth, good will toward men. 776 00:40:41,723 --> 00:40:45,525 Mr. Mayor, it is our job to protect all people, 777 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:48,145 regardless of their color, creed, race, 778 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:50,864 or religious persuasion. 779 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,283 The people of Mount Columbus 780 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:55,340 deserve fair and equal treatment. 781 00:40:55,350 --> 00:40:56,536 Look, pal, 782 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:58,705 you don't have any jurisdiction here, 783 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,824 and you will not intimidate me. 784 00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:03,877 You are breaking the law. Show me the law. 785 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:06,245 Well, then, you are violating the Constitution. 786 00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:08,497 Mr. Hammerschmidt, that is a lie, and you know it. 787 00:41:08,498 --> 00:41:10,749 You and your organization have been putting fear 788 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:13,253 into every weak-kneed school board and city council 789 00:41:13,254 --> 00:41:15,221 in this country. 790 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,556 Most of the time you're standing 791 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:18,557 on nothing more than intimidation. 792 00:41:18,558 --> 00:41:20,310 And I'm telling you, Mr. Hammerschmidt, 793 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,312 that your intimidation tactics 794 00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:23,930 will not work here in Mount Columbus. 795 00:41:23,931 --> 00:41:25,849 Merry Christmas, everyone. 796 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,351 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 797 00:41:31,188 --> 00:41:32,200 You, too, Warren. 798 00:41:32,210 --> 00:41:33,523 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 799 00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:35,250 MADISON: Let's go over the plan. 800 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,777 I've been doing some serious research. 801 00:41:37,778 --> 00:41:41,810 In the real Christmas story, shepherds find the baby king, 802 00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:42,448 not aliens. 803 00:41:42,449 --> 00:41:44,617 Really? 804 00:41:44,618 --> 00:41:45,451 Weird. 805 00:41:45,452 --> 00:41:47,420 You can't be serious. 806 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:49,506 Well, I didn't know. I never read the Bible. 807 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,508 It's okay. It's okay. Let's just stay focused. 808 00:41:52,509 --> 00:41:56,460 Okay, well, Lindsey and I have been working really hard, 809 00:41:56,470 --> 00:42:01,434 and we came up with the name "Operation Christmas." 810 00:42:01,435 --> 00:42:02,936 "Operation Christmas"? 811 00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:05,389 Can't we come up with a cooler name than that? 812 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:07,273 And what do you suggest? 813 00:42:07,274 --> 00:42:08,240 Ooh, I got one. 814 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:11,895 Um, how about "Operation Global Cooling"? 815 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:15,315 How about "Operation Aliens"? 816 00:42:15,316 --> 00:42:18,318 "Operation Aliens"! That's perfect! Yes! 817 00:42:18,319 --> 00:42:22,205 How about "Operation Super Shepherds"? 818 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,957 Yeah, how about not? 819 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,577 Something with the word "super" in it always sounds good. 820 00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:28,962 Or super bad. 821 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,460 Guys, guys. 822 00:42:30,470 --> 00:42:31,965 It's "Operation Christmas." 823 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:34,510 How about "Operation Sabotage"? 824 00:42:36,530 --> 00:42:39,556 How about if you're not in on it, you can't name it? 825 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:43,310 Just because I'm not in the play doesn't mean I'm not in on it. 826 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:47,630 [ All talking at once ] 827 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,690 Okay! 828 00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:56,823 It's "Operation Christmas." 829 00:42:58,325 --> 00:42:59,692 Christmas, okay? 830 00:42:59,693 --> 00:43:02,280 Here's the stage. 831 00:43:02,290 --> 00:43:05,498 We're going to need somebody to be right here. 832 00:43:05,499 --> 00:43:06,783 Maybe Chris? 833 00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,420 Or maybe not. 834 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,704 They're going to have to put a clamp on the ropes 835 00:43:12,705 --> 00:43:14,706 so that nobody can close the curtains during the play. 836 00:43:14,707 --> 00:43:17,877 And then we're going to also have somebody here... 837 00:43:17,878 --> 00:43:20,931 I don't know, maybe Chris? 838 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,133 Or whoever... 839 00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:27,200 is going to have to put a lock on the light box. 840 00:43:27,210 --> 00:43:28,222 What do I do? 841 00:43:29,723 --> 00:43:31,724 Reagan... 842 00:43:31,725 --> 00:43:33,726 you are the dancer. 843 00:43:33,727 --> 00:43:36,146 You just keep on dancing. 844 00:43:37,564 --> 00:43:39,782 What, Trudy? 845 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:42,285 Um, I just, uh, I just wanted to say that, 846 00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:44,654 you know, this feels so wrong... 847 00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:48,410 and yet so right. 848 00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:50,410 Thank you for that, Trudy. 849 00:43:50,411 --> 00:43:52,795 Okay. This meeting is adjourned. 850 00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:53,713 Let's go. Hurry. 851 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:57,216 We have a lot of work to do guys. 852 00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,218 Madison... 853 00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:01,221 I'm sorry, but your sabotage plan, 854 00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:03,222 it's missing something. 855 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:04,223 Are you dumb? 856 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,725 There's no impact. 857 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:08,678 There is plenty of impact. 858 00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:10,680 It just sounds lame. 859 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:14,567 Look, Chris, it's a lie if we don't tell 860 00:44:14,568 --> 00:44:15,485 the real Christmas story. 861 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:16,985 You want to talk about lame, 862 00:44:16,986 --> 00:44:18,488 you won't even help us. 863 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:19,989 That's lame. 864 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,192 [ Sighs ] 865 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,995 ERNIE: As president of the city council, 866 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:27,613 I've got to know what's going on. 867 00:44:27,614 --> 00:44:30,616 Christmas is going on, Ernie. 868 00:44:30,617 --> 00:44:32,118 I think Ernie and the council 869 00:44:32,119 --> 00:44:36,390 just need clarification about your intentions, Bob. 870 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,541 Well, it's really very simple. 871 00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:40,677 We're taking our freedoms for granted. 872 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,178 A couple of years ago, 873 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:45,682 my son mentioned the word "God" in his valedictorian speech. 874 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:49,385 Well, today we would be sued by some lone humanist. 875 00:44:49,386 --> 00:44:51,304 Bob, we all miss the good ol' days. 876 00:44:51,305 --> 00:44:54,524 I'm not talking about the good ol' days, Ernie. 877 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:58,270 We are not losing some endangered species of fish. 878 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,814 Our freedoms are being taken away from us one by one. 879 00:45:01,815 --> 00:45:04,234 Well, that's how we're taking them back... 880 00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:05,485 one at a time. 881 00:45:05,486 --> 00:45:07,819 We're going to start with Christmas. 882 00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:10,655 Now, if I want to put up a Nativity scene 883 00:45:10,656 --> 00:45:12,125 on my front yard, I'm going to do it. 884 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,125 If we want to put 885 00:45:13,126 --> 00:45:15,913 a Christmas tree on the courthouse lawn... 886 00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:18,414 like we used to... 887 00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:20,299 then we're going to do it. 888 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,302 Gentlemen, it's been fun. 889 00:45:25,839 --> 00:45:28,725 What do you mean he's on the road? 890 00:45:31,345 --> 00:45:32,979 Where's the mayor going? 891 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:35,766 Something about getting a big Christmas tree 892 00:45:35,767 --> 00:45:37,650 for the courthouse lawn. 893 00:45:37,651 --> 00:45:39,152 Take care of that matter. 894 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:42,655 Now! Immediately! Do it! 895 00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:46,242 ♪ Grandma got run over by a reindeer ♪ 896 00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:49,996 ♪ Walking home from our house Christmas eve ♪ 897 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:54,250 Not one channel plays real Christmas music any more. 898 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,868 If I have to listen to that guy sing about his grandma 899 00:45:56,869 --> 00:45:59,372 being run over by a reindeer one more time... 900 00:45:59,373 --> 00:46:03,626 Hey, I will take care of you, my friend. 901 00:46:03,627 --> 00:46:06,129 [ Harmonica plays ] 902 00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:09,160 ♪ Going to go get a big ol' Christmas tree ♪ 903 00:46:09,170 --> 00:46:11,934 [ Harmonica plays ] 904 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:13,803 ♪ Christmas tree, that is ♪ 905 00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:17,723 [ Beat-boxing ] 906 00:46:17,724 --> 00:46:20,109 ♪ We three kings of Orient are ♪ 907 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:22,445 [ Humming ] 908 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:24,230 [ Beat-boxing ] 909 00:46:24,231 --> 00:46:26,733 [ Yawns ] 910 00:46:29,236 --> 00:46:33,623 ♪ Bring a torch, Jeanette, Isabelle! ♪ 911 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:37,494 [ Vocalizing ] 912 00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:41,330 What? 913 00:46:41,331 --> 00:46:43,132 Nothing. 914 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:48,388 [ Laughter ] 915 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,642 GREG: I couldn't sleep for about a year 916 00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:53,509 after Thomas died. 917 00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:57,146 We both lost our best friend. 918 00:46:57,147 --> 00:47:00,150 I'm sorry. Is it okay to talk about him? 919 00:47:02,569 --> 00:47:04,437 How'd you get through it? 920 00:47:04,438 --> 00:47:06,990 [ Sighs, chuckles ] 921 00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:10,827 I threw myself into motherhood at first. 922 00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:14,163 Then I realized 923 00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:16,749 I was a young mother and a widow with nothing. 924 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:19,619 I was just trying anything 925 00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:21,838 to get my life back and... 926 00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:24,174 start over. 927 00:47:26,930 --> 00:47:30,630 5 years turned into 10, and 10 to almost 15. 928 00:47:30,631 --> 00:47:33,599 I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. 929 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,101 Don't be. 930 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,103 I was just so young. 931 00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:39,972 I'd... never seen a broken heart before. 932 00:47:39,973 --> 00:47:44,444 I was too young to know what to do or how to help. 933 00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:48,300 I'm sorry. 934 00:47:48,310 --> 00:47:50,533 You apologize too much. 935 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:52,535 Sorry. [ Chuckles ] 936 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:54,538 Let's get out of here. 937 00:47:58,410 --> 00:47:59,909 You see that little scar? 938 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,798 When Thomas and I were in fifth grade, 939 00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:09,669 um, we sat over there at the gazebo... 940 00:48:09,670 --> 00:48:10,970 [ Sighs ] 941 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:12,722 And we, um... 942 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,424 cut our thumbs... 943 00:48:15,425 --> 00:48:17,393 and pressed them together. 944 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:23,316 We thought it made us blood brothers. 945 00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:29,322 He loved you like a brother. 946 00:48:56,967 --> 00:48:58,802 [ Kisses ] 947 00:49:12,733 --> 00:49:14,317 Perfect! 948 00:49:14,318 --> 00:49:15,319 Turn around. Let me see. 949 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,705 [ Gasps ] It's beautiful. 950 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,741 No, no, no, it's yours. 951 00:49:21,742 --> 00:49:23,743 Merry Christmas. 952 00:49:23,744 --> 00:49:25,244 [ Laughs ] 953 00:49:25,245 --> 00:49:27,246 Jesus loves you. 954 00:49:27,247 --> 00:49:29,749 Everything is going to be okay. 955 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:31,752 Why don't you go get something to eat? 956 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,310 And look at you. 957 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,680 Hey, Dottie? Hmm? 958 00:49:44,681 --> 00:49:46,932 I'm really glad I have you. 959 00:49:46,933 --> 00:49:48,170 Aw. 960 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:49,819 Me too. 961 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:53,823 Well, you are a space alien, if I have ever seen one. 962 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,825 Na-nu, na-nu! Na-nu, na-nu! 963 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,827 [ Both laugh ] 964 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,195 See that little boy over there? Yeah. 965 00:50:00,196 --> 00:50:01,248 Why don't you go talk to him? 966 00:50:01,249 --> 00:50:03,116 All right. 967 00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:06,534 Reminds me of J.J. when she was little. 968 00:50:06,535 --> 00:50:08,536 You know, in the old mission, 969 00:50:08,537 --> 00:50:10,423 she would hide in the coatrack, 970 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:12,290 play hide-and-seek with everybody. 971 00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:13,793 Oh, and then she'd climb on the counter 972 00:50:13,794 --> 00:50:15,293 and help me serve the meals. 973 00:50:15,294 --> 00:50:17,714 Whatever happened with J.J., anyway? 974 00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:21,350 Well... it's complicated. 975 00:50:23,603 --> 00:50:26,220 I've never stopped praying for her to come back. 976 00:50:27,391 --> 00:50:28,892 We talk. 977 00:50:33,897 --> 00:50:35,197 What? 978 00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:38,401 I need to ask you something. 979 00:50:38,402 --> 00:50:39,319 What? 980 00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:42,372 Does Bob think that I should have 981 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:45,740 talked Thomas out of enlisting? 982 00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:46,575 No, sweetheart. 983 00:50:46,576 --> 00:50:49,962 Do you think anyone could have talked Thomas 984 00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:53,499 out of serving in the military? 985 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,468 No. That's... 986 00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:58,471 That's something we'll never know. 987 00:50:58,472 --> 00:50:59,922 [ Sighs ] 988 00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:03,342 And although he won't admit it, 989 00:51:03,343 --> 00:51:05,345 I believe that Bob thinks he's responsible. 990 00:51:05,346 --> 00:51:08,731 He just doesn't know what to say to you. 991 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:12,152 No one's responsible. 992 00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:15,906 Things just happen, all right? 993 00:51:16,823 --> 00:51:19,241 Come here. 994 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,744 I love you. 995 00:51:24,114 --> 00:51:26,115 Enough of that. 996 00:51:26,116 --> 00:51:27,951 Dottie, this came in the mail for you. 997 00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:29,452 Oh, thanks. 998 00:51:29,453 --> 00:51:32,339 So, I had a nice time with Greg the other night. 999 00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:33,622 And? 1000 00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:36,959 And I told him I needed some time to think. 1001 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:41,264 I mean, I know I've known him forever, but... 1002 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,433 Dottie? 1003 00:51:44,434 --> 00:51:46,853 The health department is going to close the mission... 1004 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:50,356 over Christmas. 1005 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:52,192 MR. BOUTWELL: Curtain. 1006 00:51:52,976 --> 00:51:55,227 Music, Jennifer. 1007 00:51:55,228 --> 00:51:58,231 [ Piano plays ] 1008 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:03,350 [ Children vocalizing ] 1009 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:07,823 Lovely. 1010 00:52:07,824 --> 00:52:10,243 Enh-enh. 1011 00:52:14,247 --> 00:52:16,249 [ Vocalizing continues ] 1012 00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:35,935 Ooh, very good. 1013 00:52:35,936 --> 00:52:36,820 Very good, very good. 1014 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,270 Okay, ladies, scurry. 1015 00:52:38,271 --> 00:52:40,271 Bow and scurry, bow and scurry. 1016 00:52:40,272 --> 00:52:41,774 Scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry. 1017 00:52:41,775 --> 00:52:45,194 And you're off. One moment, please. 1018 00:52:45,195 --> 00:52:46,162 Stewart! 1019 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:47,663 Stewie. 1020 00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:49,949 Could we at the end of that, like, you know, 1021 00:52:49,950 --> 00:52:52,952 have the lights come up sort of gradually, 1022 00:52:52,953 --> 00:52:54,955 illuminating the stage in sort of, like... 1023 00:52:54,956 --> 00:52:55,955 with the music 1024 00:52:55,956 --> 00:52:59,792 in sort of like a rainbow-onic kind of a crescendo? 1025 00:52:59,793 --> 00:53:02,460 We could if the equipment was built after 1930. 1026 00:53:02,461 --> 00:53:05,181 A simple yes or no would do. Thank you. 1027 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,683 All right! Cue the aliens! 1028 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,853 Behold, Zindor, the star in the east. 1029 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,855 It will guide us. 1030 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,356 But, Zondor, 1031 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:17,810 we are but space aliens who've traveled from afar. 1032 00:53:17,811 --> 00:53:19,478 Will the king accept us? 1033 00:53:19,479 --> 00:53:21,447 Not to fear, Zindor. 1034 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:22,449 It has been foretold that the king 1035 00:53:22,450 --> 00:53:25,951 will be born this night on planet Earth. 1036 00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:29,455 And he will accept all who seek him and find him. 1037 00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:32,958 But how will we know it is the true king? 1038 00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:35,411 The supernova will light our way to the pot of gold. 1039 00:53:35,412 --> 00:53:37,795 And we will find the king just as predicted 1040 00:53:37,796 --> 00:53:39,582 in the scrolls of Plutonia. 1041 00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:40,884 Wuh-wuh. 1042 00:53:41,751 --> 00:53:43,252 Wuh-buh. 1043 00:53:43,253 --> 00:53:45,721 Ploo-tone-ya. 1044 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:47,590 Ploo-toe-nee-uh. 1045 00:53:47,591 --> 00:53:49,758 No-no. 1046 00:53:49,759 --> 00:53:51,927 Ploo-tone-ya. 1047 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,231 Ploo-toe-nee-uh. 1048 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,766 I-Is it just me? 1049 00:53:57,767 --> 00:53:59,852 Is it just me? 1050 00:53:59,853 --> 00:54:01,487 Whatever. Okay. 1051 00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,488 Let's go to the conclusion, please. 1052 00:54:03,489 --> 00:54:04,491 Everybody, center. 1053 00:54:04,492 --> 00:54:06,692 This is the "Silent Night..." 1054 00:54:06,693 --> 00:54:08,193 Wintry Night." 1055 00:54:08,194 --> 00:54:10,195 Let me feel the cold. 1056 00:54:10,196 --> 00:54:11,113 [ Door rattles ] 1057 00:54:11,114 --> 00:54:12,698 Blasted door. 1058 00:54:12,699 --> 00:54:14,701 Somebody's gonna get trapped in here. 1059 00:54:14,702 --> 00:54:18,203 It slams shut, locks tight. 1060 00:54:18,204 --> 00:54:20,205 Mr. Leonard? 1061 00:54:20,206 --> 00:54:23,542 May I talk to you for a sec about that door? 1062 00:54:23,543 --> 00:54:26,378 [ Indistinct shouting ] 1063 00:54:26,379 --> 00:54:29,882 [ Cheering and applause ] 1064 00:54:35,388 --> 00:54:36,889 CROWD: [ Chanting ] ...church and state! 1065 00:54:36,890 --> 00:54:39,892 Separate church and state! No Christmas! 1066 00:54:39,893 --> 00:54:41,392 Separate... No Christmas! 1067 00:54:41,393 --> 00:54:42,895 CONNIE: According to Warren Hammerschmidt, 1068 00:54:42,896 --> 00:54:45,396 Mayor Revere is flaunting the will of the people 1069 00:54:45,397 --> 00:54:48,901 as he continues his public display of civil disobedience. 1070 00:54:48,902 --> 00:54:50,904 As you can see, a huge Christmas tree 1071 00:54:50,905 --> 00:54:53,906 now stands defiantly on the courthouse lawn 1072 00:54:53,907 --> 00:54:56,407 after nearly two decades of absence. 1073 00:54:56,408 --> 00:54:59,128 This latest development makes tonight's city council meeting 1074 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,630 even more interesting. 1075 00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:04,550 [ Indistinct conversations ] 1076 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:07,419 You know, I appreciate your convictions. 1077 00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:11,390 But not everybody feels the same as you. 1078 00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:19,682 We could make this all go away. 1079 00:55:19,683 --> 00:55:23,319 Every year, my family throws me a little birthday party. 1080 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,155 Christmas is about Jesus's birthday, 1081 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:27,940 and about there being 1082 00:55:27,941 --> 00:55:30,693 dad-gum peace on Earth and good will to everybody. 1083 00:55:30,694 --> 00:55:33,661 I say we all enjoy that tree like we used to. 1084 00:55:33,662 --> 00:55:35,164 And, everybody else, just take a chill pill! 1085 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:38,330 [ Crowd murmuring ] 1086 00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:40,200 Mr. Hammerschmidt. 1087 00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,840 People, tradition is not the issue here. 1088 00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:46,792 Not even close. 1089 00:55:46,793 --> 00:55:51,960 Mayor Revere has taken the law into his own hands 1090 00:55:51,970 --> 00:55:52,980 to promote his own religion. 1091 00:55:52,990 --> 00:55:53,515 That is ridiculous. 1092 00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:56,218 You have overstepped your boundaries, Mayor. 1093 00:55:56,219 --> 00:55:58,104 You have overstepped your boundaries, 1094 00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:00,220 Mr. Hammerschmidt. 1095 00:56:00,230 --> 00:56:02,890 I take offense to your politically motivated actions, 1096 00:56:02,891 --> 00:56:03,692 and I'm here to protect 1097 00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:05,693 my rights as an American citizen. 1098 00:56:05,694 --> 00:56:08,564 What about the rights of the people you serve? 1099 00:56:08,565 --> 00:56:11,449 What about the rights of the people you pretend to serve? 1100 00:56:11,450 --> 00:56:13,451 Whose liberties are you protecting? 1101 00:56:13,452 --> 00:56:14,869 What's that supposed to mean? 1102 00:56:14,870 --> 00:56:17,321 You're removing my freedoms, my rights, 1103 00:56:17,322 --> 00:56:19,658 and my heritage as a Christian American. 1104 00:56:19,659 --> 00:56:21,577 We are talking about 1105 00:56:21,578 --> 00:56:23,546 the separation of church and state. 1106 00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:26,999 Well, please, tell these people and me, 1107 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,499 what are your objectives? 1108 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:30,419 You are supposed to represent 1109 00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:32,920 all the citizens of your community equally. 1110 00:56:32,921 --> 00:56:35,900 Unlike your organization, that represents 1111 00:56:35,910 --> 00:56:37,142 anti-American causes. 1112 00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:38,143 [ Murmuring ] 1113 00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,620 Sir, we are nonpartisan. 1114 00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:41,898 Right. 1115 00:56:44,184 --> 00:56:45,685 Nonpartisan, huh? 1116 00:56:47,153 --> 00:56:49,605 Well, it's like what Charlie said. 1117 00:56:49,606 --> 00:56:51,441 I'm just trying to bring back some tradition 1118 00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:53,409 we all enjoyed 1119 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,276 before organizations like yours 1120 00:56:55,277 --> 00:56:57,196 came in to take them out of public. 1121 00:56:57,197 --> 00:56:59,616 You really need to check your facts. 1122 00:56:59,617 --> 00:57:01,950 Stepping on your toes, am I? 1123 00:57:01,951 --> 00:57:04,453 Most people know what you and your cronies in Washington 1124 00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:06,455 have been doing for years. 1125 00:57:06,456 --> 00:57:08,400 Well, as you can see, 1126 00:57:08,410 --> 00:57:09,341 your fine mayor 1127 00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:12,544 is trying to pick a political fight with me. 1128 00:57:12,545 --> 00:57:15,470 Hey, we didn't start this. 1129 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:15,848 You're trying to tell us 1130 00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:18,851 how we can celebrate a national holiday. 1131 00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:22,137 That would be like calling Columbus Day. 1132 00:57:22,138 --> 00:57:23,439 "Great Explorers Day." 1133 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,390 It's just stupid. 1134 00:57:25,391 --> 00:57:28,310 You've been pushing your agenda down our throats for so long, 1135 00:57:28,311 --> 00:57:30,311 I don't think you know what the truth is. 1136 00:57:30,312 --> 00:57:33,316 And as much as I may hate what you're doing, 1137 00:57:33,317 --> 00:57:36,201 you're free to do it... 1138 00:57:36,202 --> 00:57:39,710 just like I'm free to celebrate Christmas. 1139 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:39,906 Mr. Chairman, 1140 00:57:39,907 --> 00:57:42,791 I did not come to your fine little town 1141 00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:45,544 to condemn a holiday. 1142 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:47,412 I'm here to make sure 1143 00:57:47,413 --> 00:57:49,748 that civil liberties are preserved. 1144 00:57:49,749 --> 00:57:54,219 Why don't you tell these fine citizens... 1145 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:56,880 that you didn't have the health department 1146 00:57:56,890 --> 00:57:57,588 close down their Mission at the Cross 1147 00:57:57,589 --> 00:57:59,475 while you're preserving their liberties? 1148 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:00,893 [ Crowd murmuring ] 1149 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:04,897 I don't know anything about that. 1150 00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:07,683 Mr. Counselor, a few moments ago 1151 00:58:07,684 --> 00:58:10,269 I obtained a directive from the county court judge 1152 00:58:10,270 --> 00:58:14,106 to have your religious decorations removed 1153 00:58:14,107 --> 00:58:16,358 from the county courthouse. 1154 00:58:16,359 --> 00:58:18,110 You did what? 1155 00:58:18,111 --> 00:58:19,111 Bob! 1156 00:58:19,112 --> 00:58:22,748 ERNIE: The judge's orders will be carried out ASAP. 1157 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:25,200 Meeting adjourned. 1158 00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:26,952 [ Piano playing ] 1159 00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:35,928 ♪ Silent night ♪ 1160 00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:39,798 ♪ Wintry night ♪ 1161 00:58:39,799 --> 00:58:44,186 ♪ All the stars ♪ 1162 00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:47,139 ♪ Shine so bright ♪ 1163 00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:51,643 ♪ Round yon snowman ♪ 1164 00:58:51,644 --> 00:58:54,646 ♪ Smiling so wide ♪ 1165 00:58:54,647 --> 00:58:58,901 ♪ It's the season ♪ 1166 00:58:58,902 --> 00:59:01,870 ♪ When stars collide ♪ 1167 00:59:01,871 --> 00:59:09,871 ♪ All the prophets foretold ♪ 1168 00:59:10,413 --> 00:59:17,419 ♪ We'll find a pot of gold ♪ 1169 00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:19,421 That's good. 1170 00:59:19,422 --> 00:59:22,257 Oh, wow, that was good! 1171 00:59:22,258 --> 00:59:24,260 Hey, now, I didn't stay up all night 1172 00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:28,130 working on those hand motions just to see them blown. 1173 00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:29,730 Make sure we get them right, hmm? 1174 00:59:29,731 --> 00:59:31,650 Work on that tonight, okay? Okay? 1175 00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:34,151 And careful with the little outfits. 1176 00:59:34,152 --> 00:59:35,521 Those are not trash bags. 1177 00:59:35,522 --> 00:59:39,157 Very, very expensive, okay? 1178 00:59:39,158 --> 00:59:41,944 Now, you're excused, but do not be late tomorrow, please. 1179 00:59:41,945 --> 00:59:42,945 Okay? 1180 00:59:42,946 --> 00:59:45,447 A little more prompt, punctual. 1181 00:59:45,448 --> 00:59:46,949 Okay. Good night. 1182 00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:48,367 See ya. 1183 00:59:48,368 --> 00:59:50,870 [ Dog barking ] 1184 00:59:51,871 --> 00:59:54,873 Hopefully the audience will understand 1185 00:59:54,874 --> 00:59:59,878 that Christmas is about peace and joy and love. 1186 00:59:59,879 --> 01:00:03,131 Won't we get in trouble for this? 1187 01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:04,633 Yes. 1188 01:00:04,634 --> 01:00:06,134 We will. 1189 01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:08,137 You know, guys, this can really jeopardize 1190 01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:10,639 my position as stage tech. 1191 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,642 Guys, we can't get scared and chicken out. 1192 01:00:13,643 --> 01:00:16,812 I mean, we... we're all in this together. 1193 01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:18,698 Yeah, everyone's just got to pledge 1194 01:00:18,699 --> 01:00:21,199 not to tell anyone about this plan. 1195 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,200 Yeah. 1196 01:00:22,201 --> 01:00:23,201 Okay, Trudy? 1197 01:00:23,202 --> 01:00:24,536 My lips are sealed. 1198 01:00:24,537 --> 01:00:25,487 So are mine. 1199 01:00:25,488 --> 01:00:27,155 Mine too. 1200 01:00:27,156 --> 01:00:30,626 Me too. It's a total secret. 1201 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,128 We've got to pledge on something. 1202 01:00:33,129 --> 01:00:36,215 Everybody, look around for something. 1203 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:54,767 This must be Bob's. 1204 01:00:55,768 --> 01:00:57,769 What is that? 1205 01:00:57,770 --> 01:00:59,521 It's a medal of honor. 1206 01:00:59,522 --> 01:01:02,157 Bob's a hero. 1207 01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:05,770 Well, you know, I got a medal of honor once. 1208 01:01:05,780 --> 01:01:07,290 You were a hero in a war? 1209 01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:12,701 Oh, I guess that wasn't the same thing. 1210 01:01:12,702 --> 01:01:14,169 All right, then. 1211 01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:16,922 Let's pledge. 1212 01:01:19,175 --> 01:01:22,626 CHARLIE: But I've heard Bob's war stories all my life. 1213 01:01:22,627 --> 01:01:25,629 If we want to save the veteran home funding... 1214 01:01:25,630 --> 01:01:28,160 and what's left of Bob's good name... 1215 01:01:28,170 --> 01:01:29,968 the council has no choice. 1216 01:01:29,969 --> 01:01:31,937 Charlie, you're his best friend. 1217 01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:34,190 I figured you'd want to tell him. 1218 01:01:36,642 --> 01:01:39,144 The council has made its decision. 1219 01:01:43,616 --> 01:01:46,118 [ Crickets chirping ] 1220 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:51,791 No one's coming to this party, are they? 1221 01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:05,470 I am so sorry, Dottie. 1222 01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:07,756 Ah. 1223 01:02:07,757 --> 01:02:11,900 I didn't count on this. 1224 01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:13,812 If this is the way it's going to go... 1225 01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:15,647 so be it. 1226 01:02:15,648 --> 01:02:18,150 I told you, I'm behind you all the way. 1227 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:20,152 I promised. 1228 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:23,220 [ Doorbell rings ] 1229 01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:28,110 Hi, Bob. 1230 01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:29,110 I was at the party earlier 1231 01:02:29,111 --> 01:02:31,112 and I noticed something was missing. 1232 01:02:31,113 --> 01:02:33,114 And a couple of folks from the mission decided 1233 01:02:33,115 --> 01:02:35,284 that since they were in the neighborhood, 1234 01:02:35,285 --> 01:02:36,835 they'd stop by. 1235 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:38,837 Merry Christmas, everyone! 1236 01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:40,338 Come in, come in! 1237 01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:42,700 Thank you, Dottie. Merry Christmas. 1238 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:43,508 Hi! Come on in. 1239 01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:46,545 ♪ Joy to the world, the Lord is come! ♪ 1240 01:02:46,546 --> 01:02:51,490 ♪ Let Earth receive her King ♪ 1241 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:55,530 ♪ Let every heart prepare Him room ♪ 1242 01:02:55,540 --> 01:02:57,556 ♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪ 1243 01:02:57,557 --> 01:02:59,559 ♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪ 1244 01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:02,110 ♪ And Heaven, and Heaven... ♪ 1245 01:03:02,111 --> 01:03:05,481 Bob, do you mind if I talk to you privately? 1246 01:03:12,905 --> 01:03:14,406 [ Telephone rings ] 1247 01:03:14,407 --> 01:03:16,792 [ Truck engine revving ] 1248 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,160 I'll be back. 1249 01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:19,661 [ Revving continues ] 1250 01:03:19,662 --> 01:03:20,629 [ Indistinct conversations ] 1251 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:24,133 It's for you. 1252 01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:28,420 Hello? It's a little loud in here. 1253 01:03:28,421 --> 01:03:30,923 [ Wood cracking ] 1254 01:03:33,926 --> 01:03:37,120 [ Bulbs cracking, shattering ] 1255 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,689 Bob, can I have that minute with you now? 1256 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:52,661 [ Knocking on door ] 1257 01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:55,280 Mr. Mayor, is it true you were fired? 1258 01:03:55,281 --> 01:03:57,282 [ All shouting at once ] 1259 01:03:57,283 --> 01:03:59,785 Hey, peop... Hey! Hey! It's Christmas. 1260 01:03:59,786 --> 01:04:01,286 Don't you have a home? 1261 01:04:01,287 --> 01:04:03,672 I'll give you a statement tomorrow. 1262 01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:13,381 Mayor... 1263 01:04:13,382 --> 01:04:16,101 is this true? 1264 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:31,816 You know, Dottie, 1265 01:04:31,817 --> 01:04:35,987 all those stories about rescue missions 1266 01:04:35,988 --> 01:04:38,490 I told you about... 1267 01:04:41,494 --> 01:04:43,995 they're all true. 1268 01:04:43,996 --> 01:04:47,549 There's one mission... 1269 01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:51,469 I have never told anyone about, 1270 01:04:51,470 --> 01:04:52,838 not even you. 1271 01:04:53,756 --> 01:04:55,758 It's not true, boy. 1272 01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:59,144 What's not true? 1273 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:02,640 What they're saying about your grandpa. 1274 01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:05,567 Your grandfather is a hero. 1275 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:07,190 How do you know about my grandpa? 1276 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:10,605 I know everything about that mission. 1277 01:05:10,606 --> 01:05:12,607 You see, boy, I was there. 1278 01:05:12,608 --> 01:05:14,109 He was my sergeant. 1279 01:05:14,110 --> 01:05:16,612 Bob Revere is one of the bravest soldiers 1280 01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:18,613 I've ever met. 1281 01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:20,582 Every mission he performed was perfect. 1282 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,830 All but one. 1283 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,400 My guys and I rescued some P.O.W.s. 1284 01:05:27,957 --> 01:05:31,927 We were trying to get them to an extraction point. 1285 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:37,383 I knew the only chance they had for survival... 1286 01:05:38,884 --> 01:05:40,719 was the dark 1287 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,855 and making it to that extraction point. 1288 01:05:43,856 --> 01:05:48,360 My corporal begged me to rest those men. 1289 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:50,228 I didn't listen to him. 1290 01:05:50,229 --> 01:05:53,114 All I wanted to do was get them out, 1291 01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:56,901 get them safe, get those boys home. 1292 01:05:56,902 --> 01:05:59,904 I made a terrible mistake. 1293 01:05:59,905 --> 01:06:00,906 My foot hit a trip wire. 1294 01:06:00,907 --> 01:06:03,408 I should have seen it. I didn't. 1295 01:06:03,409 --> 01:06:06,628 I was pushing them too hard. 1296 01:06:06,629 --> 01:06:09,581 Flares went up, bombs went off. 1297 01:06:09,582 --> 01:06:11,166 The only thing I remember 1298 01:06:11,167 --> 01:06:14,170 was the concussion that blew me into a trench. 1299 01:06:14,171 --> 01:06:18,600 My whole right side went numb. 1300 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,342 Then it all just broke loose. 1301 01:06:20,343 --> 01:06:21,811 MAN: Go, boys, go, go, go! 1302 01:06:21,812 --> 01:06:24,312 My corporal took a round. 1303 01:06:24,313 --> 01:06:26,348 I could feel Leonard's blood. It was... 1304 01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:29,518 it was running down my neck. 1305 01:06:31,771 --> 01:06:34,272 I could hear my men screaming. 1306 01:06:34,273 --> 01:06:38,276 All but one of my men died that night. 1307 01:06:38,277 --> 01:06:40,779 I tried to save them, but... 1308 01:06:40,780 --> 01:06:42,781 but I made a mistake. 1309 01:06:42,782 --> 01:06:46,951 My guys that died that night are the heroes. 1310 01:06:46,952 --> 01:06:49,454 [ Sobbing ] They're the only heroes. 1311 01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:55,176 The Mayor of Mount Columbus 1312 01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,177 was fired last night by the city council 1313 01:06:57,178 --> 01:06:59,179 because they claimed he was in violation 1314 01:06:59,180 --> 01:07:01,183 of separation of church and state. 1315 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:04,520 We go now to Connie Lee on the scene. 1316 01:07:04,530 --> 01:07:05,520 Thanks, Jessica. 1317 01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:08,230 Just when the mayor thought it couldn't get any worse, 1318 01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:09,523 new revelations have surfaced 1319 01:07:09,524 --> 01:07:12,270 that the mayor has a few skeletons in his closet. 1320 01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:14,528 Questions surrounding the mayor today 1321 01:07:14,529 --> 01:07:16,310 are about what really happened 1322 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,401 during his time of military service. 1323 01:07:18,402 --> 01:07:22,120 Bob, Dottie, you'd better get in here. 1324 01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:24,720 Thanks for joining us, Chris. 1325 01:07:24,730 --> 01:07:26,490 What do you think about what's going on with your grandfather? 1326 01:07:26,491 --> 01:07:28,827 Listen, lady, I don't know much about Christmas 1327 01:07:28,828 --> 01:07:29,827 and I don't pretend to, 1328 01:07:29,828 --> 01:07:31,328 but I do know it's the time of year 1329 01:07:31,329 --> 01:07:33,330 when people do nice things for each other. 1330 01:07:33,331 --> 01:07:35,165 And I don't get why everyone's getting so upset 1331 01:07:35,166 --> 01:07:36,668 about a big beautiful tree 1332 01:07:36,669 --> 01:07:38,168 with lights and decorations on it. 1333 01:07:38,169 --> 01:07:40,805 You know, Bob says it's not even about the tree. 1334 01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:42,307 It's about the freedom to do it. 1335 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:44,893 And if Bob says it's a good thing, 1336 01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,394 then it must be. 1337 01:07:46,395 --> 01:07:49,397 Oh, oh, and what they're saying 1338 01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:51,990 about him not being a real war hero, 1339 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:52,600 that's ridiculous. 1340 01:07:52,601 --> 01:07:54,180 He is a hero. 1341 01:07:54,190 --> 01:07:55,487 All right. 1342 01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:57,488 Thanks, Chris. Well, you heard right. 1343 01:07:57,489 --> 01:07:59,492 It seems the root of this controversy 1344 01:07:59,493 --> 01:08:02,360 isn't so much about Christmas after all 1345 01:08:02,361 --> 01:08:03,360 but about freedom, 1346 01:08:03,361 --> 01:08:05,330 according to the mayor's grandson. 1347 01:08:05,331 --> 01:08:07,248 Back to you in the studio. 1348 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:09,701 Uh, Jessica. 1349 01:08:09,702 --> 01:08:11,860 I'm sorry. 1350 01:08:11,870 --> 01:08:12,838 In an unrelated story... 1351 01:08:16,842 --> 01:08:20,345 Yeah, see, I just kind of like the robe under it. 1352 01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:24,182 And it gives me a little more bulk! 1353 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:26,885 Bob? 1354 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:49,491 [ Truck door closes ] 1355 01:08:50,743 --> 01:08:53,450 Looks like things are really heating up 1356 01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:55,790 in Mount Columbus, Jessica. 1357 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,820 Let's roll! 1358 01:09:00,850 --> 01:09:02,860 We go now live to Connie Lee 1359 01:09:02,870 --> 01:09:03,972 who is standing by in Mount Columbus 1360 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:05,507 with breaking news. 1361 01:09:05,508 --> 01:09:06,674 Connie? 1362 01:09:06,675 --> 01:09:07,976 Thanks, Jessica. 1363 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:10,978 The drama just continues to unfold here in Mount Columbus. 1364 01:09:10,979 --> 01:09:13,480 As you can see, high above me, Bob Revere, 1365 01:09:13,481 --> 01:09:16,234 the ex-mayor of what he called Christmas City, 1366 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:18,735 is trying desperately to hoist a cross 1367 01:09:18,736 --> 01:09:21,239 to the front of this mission building. 1368 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,741 Now, Channel 7 has learned 1369 01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:26,110 that the cross was removed a number of years ago 1370 01:09:26,111 --> 01:09:27,862 after a local citizen complained 1371 01:09:27,863 --> 01:09:31,249 that the cross was offensive to him. 1372 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:32,584 Bob, let it down. 1373 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:36,880 [ Indistinct shouts of encouragement ] 1374 01:09:42,962 --> 01:09:45,347 [ Fire engine horn blares ] 1375 01:09:49,768 --> 01:09:51,269 Grandpa! 1376 01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:53,272 Christian, you've got to go back! 1377 01:09:53,273 --> 01:09:55,273 It's too dangerous! 1378 01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:57,140 Mayor, I need you and Chris off the roof 1379 01:09:57,141 --> 01:09:58,643 before someone gets hurt. 1380 01:09:58,644 --> 01:10:00,896 I'm not leaving. 1381 01:10:07,987 --> 01:10:09,487 [ Bob grunting ] 1382 01:10:09,488 --> 01:10:11,623 Can somebody go help them? 1383 01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:15,995 One more time? Let's do it! 1384 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:20,798 I'm glad you're here. I'm glad I'm here. 1385 01:10:20,799 --> 01:10:23,218 Let's get one more. Try again. Okay. 1386 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:26,221 Mayor... 1387 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:27,722 you need some help? 1388 01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:29,724 What took you so long? 1389 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:33,394 CONNIE: It seems a member of a local motorcycle gang 1390 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:35,130 has come to Revere's aid, 1391 01:10:35,140 --> 01:10:38,515 and he's helping him pull the old cross into place. 1392 01:10:38,516 --> 01:10:41,190 And now his grandson, Christian Revere, 1393 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,220 is helping in the effort. 1394 01:10:44,523 --> 01:10:46,491 We're on it! 1395 01:10:51,997 --> 01:10:54,749 [ Cheers and applause ] 1396 01:11:00,372 --> 01:11:02,540 You're just like your dad. 1397 01:11:06,962 --> 01:11:08,463 You good? 1398 01:11:08,464 --> 01:11:09,964 All right. 1399 01:11:09,965 --> 01:11:12,350 Oh, yes! [ Laughs ] 1400 01:11:19,580 --> 01:11:20,590 GREG: All right, Bob. 1401 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:21,693 You've made your point. 1402 01:11:21,694 --> 01:11:23,562 Let's get you off that roof. 1403 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:31,453 BOB: As you probably have heard, 1404 01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:35,156 I am no longer the mayor of this town. 1405 01:11:35,157 --> 01:11:37,659 So tonight I stand here a freedom fighter. 1406 01:11:37,660 --> 01:11:41,579 This country was founded by freedom fighters, 1407 01:11:41,580 --> 01:11:46,167 men and women who loved their country and their Creator. 1408 01:11:46,168 --> 01:11:48,336 400 years ago, 1409 01:11:48,337 --> 01:11:50,338 our forefathers left 1410 01:11:50,339 --> 01:11:52,341 the religious oppression of another land 1411 01:11:52,342 --> 01:11:54,258 to build this one. 1412 01:11:54,259 --> 01:11:56,940 And the first thing they did... 1413 01:11:56,950 --> 01:11:57,929 the first thing they did 1414 01:11:57,930 --> 01:12:01,149 was to put a cross on the shores of the Atlantic. 1415 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:04,680 But it was more than a cross. 1416 01:12:04,690 --> 01:12:07,105 It was a symbol that, in this land, 1417 01:12:07,106 --> 01:12:09,407 a citizen has the freedom 1418 01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:12,193 to worship as he or she desires 1419 01:12:12,194 --> 01:12:15,697 or the freedom not to worship at all. 1420 01:12:15,698 --> 01:12:19,200 My fight isn't about colored lights 1421 01:12:19,201 --> 01:12:21,703 or a tree on the city square. 1422 01:12:21,704 --> 01:12:23,621 My fight is about freedom 1423 01:12:23,622 --> 01:12:27,125 and taking back what has been stolen from us. 1424 01:12:27,126 --> 01:12:29,627 We are losing freedoms one by one 1425 01:12:29,628 --> 01:12:32,880 that our forefathers, our brothers in arms, 1426 01:12:32,881 --> 01:12:35,600 and my son died for. 1427 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:39,200 It is time we stood up for what they died for, 1428 01:12:39,210 --> 01:12:40,806 for what we believe in. 1429 01:12:41,724 --> 01:12:46,600 Our rights are being destroyed perhaps forever. 1430 01:12:46,610 --> 01:12:48,363 But don't you see? 1431 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:52,116 We're letting it happen. 1432 01:12:52,117 --> 01:12:54,986 We're asleep. 1433 01:12:54,987 --> 01:12:57,406 We sleep, and they come in like a thief in the night 1434 01:12:57,407 --> 01:12:59,907 and they take what's left. 1435 01:12:59,908 --> 01:13:01,409 Wake up! 1436 01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:04,495 We can't sleep any more! 1437 01:13:04,496 --> 01:13:06,664 Wake up and look around you! 1438 01:13:06,665 --> 01:13:10,334 Look what's coming over the horizon! 1439 01:13:10,335 --> 01:13:13,304 We can't let the enemy take one more inch. 1440 01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:15,807 Not one more inch! 1441 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:19,677 We can't be silent any more! 1442 01:13:19,678 --> 01:13:24,649 This silence has to stop, and it has to stop today! 1443 01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:29,153 Young men and women are dying in foreign lands 1444 01:13:29,154 --> 01:13:34,158 to preserve the freedoms that we enjoy every single day. 1445 01:13:34,159 --> 01:13:36,160 Can you hear them? 1446 01:13:36,161 --> 01:13:38,663 Just listen. 1447 01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:41,165 It's their voices from the grave. 1448 01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:45,169 They're wondering if they died in vain. 1449 01:13:45,170 --> 01:13:50,124 Do we dare diminish their sacrifice by our silence? 1450 01:13:50,125 --> 01:13:53,595 Well, if your answer is no, then you think about this... 1451 01:13:53,596 --> 01:13:55,546 When history is written, 1452 01:13:55,547 --> 01:14:00,635 will history say you stood by and you did nothing? 1453 01:14:00,636 --> 01:14:03,190 Or will history say that you fought? 1454 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:04,605 You fought like those brave souls? 1455 01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:06,891 You fought to preserve the memory 1456 01:14:06,892 --> 01:14:08,893 of the young men and women 1457 01:14:08,894 --> 01:14:13,397 that have given everything for this country and for you? 1458 01:14:13,398 --> 01:14:15,700 We fight for freedom! 1459 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,702 We fight for freedom! 1460 01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:20,204 We fight for freedom! 1461 01:14:20,205 --> 01:14:22,730 [ Applause ] 1462 01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:25,243 [ Cheers and applause ] 1463 01:14:25,244 --> 01:14:27,746 [ Indistinct shouts of encouragement ] 1464 01:14:45,514 --> 01:14:47,515 Let's keep away. 1465 01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:50,170 Move away, please. 1466 01:14:50,180 --> 01:14:52,200 [ Shouting and applause continue ] 1467 01:14:52,210 --> 01:14:53,521 Dottie? 1468 01:14:53,522 --> 01:14:54,522 Dottie? 1469 01:14:54,523 --> 01:14:56,525 What are you doing?! 1470 01:14:58,527 --> 01:15:00,528 It's okay. 1471 01:15:00,529 --> 01:15:03,532 It's okay. 1472 01:15:04,533 --> 01:15:07,340 He's doing his job. 1473 01:15:07,350 --> 01:15:09,537 There is no bond. 1474 01:15:09,538 --> 01:15:12,540 I want you to go see the play. 1475 01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:13,542 [ Inhales sharply ] 1476 01:15:13,543 --> 01:15:16,440 Please. 1477 01:15:22,551 --> 01:15:25,520 They shouldn't do this. 1478 01:15:25,530 --> 01:15:27,555 It's okay. 1479 01:15:27,556 --> 01:15:29,557 Greg. 1480 01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:31,560 Dottie. 1481 01:15:33,610 --> 01:15:34,562 Left. 1482 01:15:37,650 --> 01:15:39,567 Okay, stop right here. 1483 01:15:39,568 --> 01:15:41,570 Turn around, please. 1484 01:15:42,571 --> 01:15:45,720 Watch your head and step in. 1485 01:15:45,730 --> 01:15:47,750 Grandpa... 1486 01:15:51,580 --> 01:15:53,582 I know the truth. 1487 01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:56,585 I found this in the attic. 1488 01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:04,392 If you weren't a hero before... 1489 01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:06,895 you are now. 1490 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:26,280 [ Engine turns over ] 1491 01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:28,750 [ Car door closes ] 1492 01:16:42,381 --> 01:16:45,384 [ Motorcycle engines rev ] 1493 01:16:53,892 --> 01:16:55,308 CONNIE: As the children of Mount Columbus 1494 01:16:55,309 --> 01:16:57,478 celebrate their holiday with a winter play, 1495 01:16:57,479 --> 01:16:59,479 the former mayor of Mount Columbus 1496 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:01,449 will spend his holiday in jail. 1497 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:02,950 Reporting live 1498 01:17:02,951 --> 01:17:04,951 from Mount Columbus Junior High School, 1499 01:17:04,952 --> 01:17:06,904 Connie Lee, Channel 7 News. Back to you in the studio. 1500 01:17:06,905 --> 01:17:09,624 Jessica, it could be the last chapter 1501 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:12,628 in a very dramatic story. 1502 01:17:14,129 --> 01:17:16,631 Jessica? [ Chuckles ] 1503 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,132 What are you doing? 1504 01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:21,636 Something I should have done a long time ago, Walter. 1505 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:25,173 I'm going home to spend Christmas with my family. 1506 01:17:27,676 --> 01:17:30,610 Well, happy holidays, Jessica! 1507 01:17:30,620 --> 01:17:31,929 [ Theme music plays ] 1508 01:17:31,930 --> 01:17:35,266 And, uh, we'll be right back after these messages. 1509 01:17:35,267 --> 01:17:38,736 What the heck's going on here?! 1510 01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:42,741 MAN: So, you're the mayor. Prove it and get us out of here. 1511 01:17:42,742 --> 01:17:45,243 [ Cell door opens, closes ] 1512 01:17:51,249 --> 01:17:54,118 You did the right thing, Bob. 1513 01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:58,590 [ Radio static ] 1514 01:18:01,930 --> 01:18:02,792 MR. BOUTWELL: Our annual holiday play, 1515 01:18:02,793 --> 01:18:04,879 entitled "A Winter Space Odyssey," 1516 01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:06,348 gives us an historical look 1517 01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:08,349 at our glorious beginnings. 1518 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:11,768 Welcome to Mount Columbus Junior High School Theatre. 1519 01:18:11,769 --> 01:18:13,772 I'm Ronaldo Boutwell, your director. 1520 01:18:13,773 --> 01:18:16,974 Please enjoy tonight's show. 1521 01:18:16,975 --> 01:18:19,610 We will begin in just a few moments. 1522 01:18:20,612 --> 01:18:22,530 Good crowd, good crowd. 1523 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:24,899 Is that, uh, Superintendent Jones 1524 01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:26,650 there in the second row? 1525 01:18:26,651 --> 01:18:28,152 Don't get me started. 1526 01:18:28,153 --> 01:18:31,822 Did you see his musical production last year? 1527 01:18:31,823 --> 01:18:33,124 [ Scoffs ] Amateur. 1528 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:35,492 "Miracle on the High Seas." [ Laughs ] 1529 01:18:35,493 --> 01:18:37,295 More like "Mutiny on the Low B Flat." 1530 01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:38,746 [ Laughs ] Yes. 1531 01:18:40,749 --> 01:18:43,418 And cue the curtain. 1532 01:18:48,423 --> 01:18:50,925 [ Piano playing ] 1533 01:18:54,429 --> 01:18:56,931 [ Children vocalizing ] 1534 01:19:39,224 --> 01:19:43,895 [ Piano and vocalizing stop, audience applauds ] 1535 01:19:56,908 --> 01:19:59,327 [ Giggling ] 1536 01:20:02,831 --> 01:20:04,248 What's going on? 1537 01:20:04,249 --> 01:20:07,510 They're just a little confused. Nerves, nerves, nerves. 1538 01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:16,310 Now, Stewie, cue the aliens. 1539 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:18,620 What's happening? 1540 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,685 Do something. 1541 01:20:23,686 --> 01:20:26,187 Stewart, cue the aliens. Cue them. 1542 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:29,691 [ Audience murmuring ] 1543 01:20:29,692 --> 01:20:32,493 What's going on? 1544 01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:34,780 Uh... 1545 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,333 Behold! 1546 01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:40,835 Don't be afraid. 1547 01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:42,336 I am an angel. 1548 01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:44,839 And I bring you good news of great joy 1549 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,341 which will be to all nations. 1550 01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:49,877 You didn't write that, did you? 1551 01:20:49,878 --> 01:20:52,880 He is Christ, the Lord. 1552 01:20:52,881 --> 01:20:55,799 This is not going well. 1553 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:56,801 Close the curtain. 1554 01:21:01,556 --> 01:21:03,107 [ Clamp clicks ] 109410

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