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Huan Huan! Let's give it.

You want to play with me again?

Jeez, the landowner is a monkey trainer!

That person always makes a tantrum on the destruction of our legal building!

We do not know how long work will be delayed!

Our shares dropped twice in the stock market.

He's out.

Go! I said you guys go!

Back off!

I swear! If I can not tear down the cave,

Then I'm the monkey's son!

Wow, the monkey house has not yet been dismantled!

Come on! Just throw a bomb!

Who wants to go first. I'll give him an angpao bonus!

Knock down his house!

See!

There he is!

We're a listed company, but we can not do anything.

It's a shame if you spread to the public! Yes, yes!

Go! I said you guys go!

Monkey Sister, forgive me!

Gini, I'm really curious ... Is not it really easy!

Tell me, who is leading this project?

Xiaosen!

Xiaosen! I'm sure he is. / Where is he?

Mr. Tang? There he is!

Mr. Tang came to help us!

That is fun! Boy!

I hope someone will play with me! Let me try my advanced weapon.

Let's win!

Win! Win!

Dad, he persecuted me!

Observe him!

Look, we're in big trouble,

no wonder our profit sharing keep falling! / So I have a request ...

reshuffle position! / Sister

If you do not feel comfortable, You just rest.

I'll take care of this trivial matter.

Nonsense!

Chairman Tang looks pretty good! Look at her flushed cheeks ...

Sounds like a Buddha!

Why? Then!

Sir! Do you think he'll end it?

What will happen to her?

Tang Chasu. He is still alive!

You know today is coming.

Smart people have a plan for the future!

Father!

Dad! You can not go!

His Will ... I've been preparing for a long time.

This will be made by someone in India.

Bring this letter

to India ... Give it yourself to the person I contacted.

He will perform this will be for you.

Di Nendu Gaun.

The man who fought with you today,

invite him with you.

Father knew the man? / He can keep you safe!

I do not know what my father is talking about.

know it.

I was very...

very tired!

Father!

t e r j e m a h a n m a h s u n m a x

Wild monkey! Stop it! You looking for trouble? Monkey!

I just want to have fun here.

Buddha! / Raja Kera,

You need more pain.

So it can accept levels tasks to complete.

Do it.

FRIENDS IN INDIA

Who?

This is me!

You do not know me I'm a handsome man, Flesh-fresh!

Release me now! - You want to go for another?

Free! Let me go! I'll get it out You're from here! I guarantee you out of jail!

Who told you to come to me?

Anyway, we clarify this problem. Only I can free you.

But there is 1 condition. Come with me to India.

India? Which India?

♪ Aankehein Khuli ho ya no band,

♪ Deedar unkahota hai ...

Impossible! / Why? / Because you make me sick!

Good! You better stay here for long 7, 8, 10 years as you please.

I do not intend to frighten you. You've hurt 27 workers,

damaging 3 cars,

and 1 drone.

The property is broken ...

If I do not sign the Surat-Damai,

your monkeys, baboons, will be orphan. Even worse than that ...

I mean, monkey meat is made into kebabs!

Wait!

Someone wished Tang Sen dead before arriving at Nendu Gown.

I do not know what you're talking about. / You have to keep going close to it, keep it safe.

Release me!

I'll be home in 2 days.

If something happens to her,

your attic ...

Ache!

So 5 attic? / Will disappear.

Tell me why you go his will to India?

Are you Indian?

/ I'm a Beijing guy, an Arab on a flying carpet.

You need a passport to travel overseas, you know?

If you do not have one, You can not ride the plane.

How is your passport?

Pasporku ...

where's my passage

What is this?

Firecrackers!

Do you want to get married in India?

This includes explosives, they will confiscate it dangerous stuff before you board the plane.

You stupid huh? / What do you mean?

Daddy, why are you telling me invites him to India?

You're not mad! How dare to light a firecracker in a car!

I'm glad to hear the explosion.

Why did not you say that? / Daddy, why are you doing this to me?

INDIA

I do not mind you holding my hand, but do not you put your finger on my finger!

Do you want to kill people? My hand is broken!

Shit!

What are you doing? I asked you!

What are you trying to do? You think it is permissible to beat people in India?

No cops stopping you?

Are you mad? Why are you beating people passing by?

That guy's a plane with us.

Why with your nose? Who did it?

What do you think? You're jealous of me, right? Because I'm cool!

Release your hand!

Do not be rude to me all day, understand?

I come! Sister Sen!

I come!

Brother!

Yes, I'm okay. Sorry, I'm late!

Do not move! / Kak Sen.

I'm working on BAOTANG GROUP. Indian office Zhu Tianpeng! People call me Little Pigs.

Look, we're both in this picture!

Are you sure? / This is me! See!

Where is the invitation car?

Kak Sen, let me take you around town first, How?

Wow Brother! He's the man which Tang Cashu said should be killed,

2 points 5 million Chinese yuan!

You idiot! We've worked hard, now you know he's the man!

/ Good.

Look, the street market of Wangfujing India.

My dear friend has come!

ROOMS OF PUTERI

How are we scheduled tomorrow? / Planes tomorrow morning, 2 hours up to Nendu Dress, we are ready!

No planes for today? / The chair is full, I'll take you to the wedding.

You know, the marriage of the rich Indians extraordinary! Lasts for a week!

Her wedding party is so much fun!

Video game, slideshow...

People are so wild!

Very nice!

Tunjukkan kartumu!

Seriously? / Yeah I promise!

Come on! - Come on!

Smart kids. / That asshole follows me everywhere, what should I do?

I miss you all.

Now is our chance! Come on!

Who installed the door plaster plastics this?

I.

Slowly! / Do not move.

You hurt my sister! Let me!

My eyebrows ...

Zhu Tianpeng, he is taunting me! / Where are you going?

What do you really want? / I want to come with you!

Impossible!

Hurry up! Follow him.

Sister Sen! Sister Sen!

The taste of classic curry. It's exclusive to you.

Let me taste it.

Have fun!

Enjoy your time, look around first. I left briefly before the wedding began.

How about this poison?

We dress like

local people generally, sir.

Hey, tolol!

We are professional killers, be calm.

Are you crazy? What are you doing?

There are people who want to kill you ...

Huh, really? Who wants to kill me?

I asked you guys, who wants to kill me? Who?

Where is she? Say what?

This guy is trying to kill me! Please! Please!

Help me!

I beat people you meet, what fun? Say it!

You are savage! Your behavior is evil!

Where did you take me?

Not safe here, just follow me!

Secure! Secure! Are you a magic helmet?

Go in, do not be noisy!

What do you want? / Shut up, do not be noisy!

Stay here! Shut up!

Get me out!

Excuse me!

Move out!

Excuse me!

Possible! / Shit! Soon they found him!

Push it on! Hurry up!

Lower this!

Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!

Come on!

Move out! / Shit!

Big brother, why did not you hit him?

You block me, how can i hit!

You think I'm stupid?

Give him a deadly attack! / Remove the sword!

Use your feet, kak! I'm not strong!

Do not run! Back! Do not be a coward, let me hit!

Tan Sen! Are you okay?

He was swapped.

Come on! Follow me!

I'm looking for you everywhere, but you just have fun!

Do not you know there are people who want to kill you!

I also want to have fun!

Stop eating! Run! / Miss!

Let's play the cocks.

Wow! Chicken ...

Are you crazy?

You tease an Indian woman, waste of food.

You even mocked me no English.

Just go ahead, asshole!

Do you still want to get a will?

Why are you dragging me?

Who are you?

I'm wrong people! Sorry!

Back! You have to apologize to me!

Did you see that?

Wu Kong.

That way!

Here!

We have not caught the jerk! He's gone!

He's just a monkey!

King of Throne!

You fools!

Just wait for my orders!

Wait! Wait! I can not run anymore.

Come on, quickly!

/ I protect you!

Blonde hair and silver hair put the coffin on the cart.

They want to kill you! Do not you see that?

Sorry, who locked me in the crate? Dog? Can not speak?

I almost suffocated in the dark box!

Choke the lights! almost killed by the stinky smell!

Who is it? / I agree!

Look at me! Look at this! Here! Here!

All your fault! Why just me who is suffering, but you can profit?

Ever since you got to India, You are always looking for trouble.

Are you an exclusive member? at the Indian police station?

Why do not you see the truth? You can die without me!

have you ever insulted people in China?

Then they came here to kill you!

Oh, dear!

Ever since I got to know you,

I was always treated rudely.

My butt, my face and my internal organs ... You hurt me inside!

Just say it straight away,

why do you want to repay me? I do not think we're old enemies, right?

Or I have thrown you into the well in my past life?

Why are you making my life a mess?

Yes, right!

I can say You're not a good person from the start!

You're a trouble-maker, an unlucky maker! And a ridiculous clown!

Sister Sen! It's talking!

/ How do I get back to the hotel?

He struck people, making a groan. Are you sure the Indian police do not eat us?

They're vegetarians, I'm so sure!

You stupid! I was on stage

everyone took my picture. Do not you see what they do?

Now, everyone can recognize my cute face!

Upon arriving to the hotel, I will be arrested.

I'm here to get a will, not to jail.

I am still young. I do not want to be in jail!

Halo? / So what's the result?

Is everything all right? Have you picked her up?

Forest.

Wu Kong is a troublemaker.

However, Tang Sen's security always take precedence! Understand?

Listen, you go to the Sari Fabric Factory now.

I'll send someone to meet you.

SAN FABRIC FACTORY

Lady-killer.

Is he here to kill you, kak?

"OMG ... kill me? Wu Kong! Help me!"

I am very scared!

Halo, Wu Jing.

Tang Sen on the way to Sari Factory.

It is enough.

Here is our place.

We arrive safely! Wu Kong.

Whichever you come from,

You go back. / I have promised will drove him to Nendu Gown to take a will.

I will keep my promise.

No, you do not have to. I will protect him.

Wu Kong, to be honest, you better go.

You can take the horse to the water, but you yourself can not drink.

We can not be happy together.

Do you think I want to stay here?

All I want is to protect my house!

Do not worry! I'll keep your house.

Now you can go. Let's go! Come on! Hurry, get out of here!

Go away from me! / Are you serious?

Yes, of course!

Let's say again.

I'm Tang Sen, on behalf of the heir Bao Tang Group.

your house! Now you can go!

Is she serious?

All right.

You go and do not come back!

He thinks he's popular like a curry.

But we can still enjoy food without curry! Come on, kak!

Many beautiful girls inside Our Sari Factory! Very nice!

♪ Oh, Gypsy...

♪ My beauty can amaze people

♪ Romeoku dear, be careful!

♪ My beauty can amaze people

♪ Romeoku dear, be careful!

♪ You want to go home, but you can not go that easy

♪ I will fall into your arms,

♪ My beauty can amaze people

♪ Romeoku dear, be careful!

♪ My beauty can amaze people

♪ Romeoku dear, be careful!

♪ Gypsy...

♪ Oh, Gypsy...

Wu Jing!

Dear!

Are you glad to see me again?

Follow me to the top!

Follow me.

Why did you come to India?

I'm here looking for you. / Kak Sen.

I really miss you dear!

Do you miss me? / Tenang! Wu Jing!

Tenang! Wu Jing!

Look, I got drunk that night.

I said I'll love you forever ...

kiss you 200-300 times a day. Have 5, 6 babies in 3, 4 years ...

buy 7, 8 houses around the school ...

That's all bullshit! I love babbling after drinking.

Why can you take it seriously?

Whatever, I can not remember anything.

No, my dear, You remember very clearly,

do not miss a word!

I have been contemplating it for 2 days. That's a mistake, you know.

But you keep following me everywhere, even burned my house!

I have nowhere to live. I have to hide myself.

the fire of love has burned.

Tang Sen, I do not have to live in your love.

You said you wanted to keep me forever.

You want to marry me.

Now, everyone knows it.

I have written our relationship status at WeChat.

Oh God, I got millions of "likes"!

They called me "Mrs. Tang"!

My parents have made it a special room for us.

See.

Is not this good? / We're alive!

Someone knows I hate your courage.

He told me to come here to control you.

You will soon be killed.

What do you mean by "someone"? Who wants to kill me?

If you treat me badly,

I will treat you in the same way.

Do not worry,

I will not kill you.

If you do not want to kill me then why did you bring a grill tool?

You do not do anything!

Do not come close! Zhu Tianpeng, save me!

Wu Jing will eat my body!

Hey beautiful.

Beautiful.

Do not go. Chat with me.

Come on.

Wu Kong,

I was wrong.

Please!

Dear,

you want to take me where?

sure can beat me?

Oh, come on! I love ya know, I can Kung Fu!

I've learned martial arts!

I've learned martial arts!

Darling, do not be scared! - Please!

Love love! I love you my husband,

Dear!

"I AM BRENGSEK"

Tan You! Pay for plane tickets!

Tan You!

Honey, I love you.

Help me, please!

My dear!

Wu Kong!

Wu Kong! I know you'll be back!

Stop him!

Look, he's trying to screw me!

This is a dispute between lovers.

You better take care of your own business. / I do not know him at all!

You do not know me?

If so, what do you think I want do this with him?

That's a photo of the game at the party "Honest or Dead"!

I can not believe you will say that.

Look at this. This is what I do for him!

I drew a tattoo on my body.

Wu Kong, do not trust him! She's a crazy woman!

My life is in danger!

You promised will be with me forever.

Did you forget?

I told you I was drunk ...

What do you promise after a hangover?

My father made me born after sex after a hangover.

That sounds silly! / Diam!

You play sex with him after a hangover.

Then you want to pull back your words, right?

Diam! - I did not do it.

The word I hate the most in my life is "Expressed"!

Wu Kong, do not treat me like this.

I give this person to you! / Release me!

Then give him a lesson!

Thank you friend! / This is not true, Wukong!

You are crazy? You said I was in danger, I will be saved.

Now I'm in danger, you just left me.

Wu Kong! Back...

Wu Kong! I know you will not leave me. The word I hate most is also "Expressed".

I know you changed your mind. It's fine!

I can forgive you if You fix your mistakes.

Payment for my flight home, I deserve it!

From now on I do not care if you die.

I'll give you all mine, Get me out of here, please!

I bought you a 1st class seat ticket! Class-1!

What is the boss command? / Kill them all!

Wu Kong, do not go, go back!

If I got her legacy, I'll share the money with you 50:50!

Please!

I have nothing to do again with him.

My husband.

Do not get me wrong, ladies!

My husband.

Wu Kong, great!

It's none of your business! - Are you okay? Thanks for saving me!

My husband.

Nice! / That bastard went crazy!

What do you see?

Stop it! Stop it! I said stop!

These crazy women are good too.

Come on, come on, come on! Come here!

Come on!

Kak Sen!

Wu Kong, please!

Kak Sen! / Tang Sen!

Tang Sen, do not run! Come back here!

Back!

I do not want to see you again.

Hit him to death! Hit him to death!

Did we ever meet those two people at the airport?

Now you know! - Yes, even if you say stone can get pregnant, I believe!

Come on, quickly! - Quick!

Catch him.

Wu Kong, help me!

We have beaten the wrong person!

What about Zhu Tianpeng?

Never mind, just this way.

My bicycle!

Kak Sen.

My friend will save me!

Diam! Take me to Tang Sen!

If a man does not want to marry you then you're stupid,

Then who is the person he loves? / I do not know.

But not you. You might fall in love on the wrong person in your life.

But God will certainly bring the right guy for you.

Sometimes...

You must wait for him!

Stupid moments!

You look like Spicy Lobster!

Wu Kong, look, I feel my chest half unhealthy.

"I AM BRENGSEK"

mahsunmax

Why are you laughing at me? Your mouth is like a frog.

Do not photograph me! This is not funny!

I already told you ...

No photos yet!

Watch out ...

Wu Kong.

"Big Brother"

Wu Kong, are you okay?

Thankfully, you're alive!

Does the walnut match your life? / Do not follow me!

If you leave me, What should I do?

Many people want to kidnap me. I'm really in danger!

I got it wrong, got it? This is my fault!

I know you like to take photos, come on just do it. I'll pose a model for you.

I told you, do not follow me!

All right, you go! Will tear down your house if it's all sorts.

You promised not to.

Who said so? - You are!

Yes, I have the proof. You do not want to keep your promise.

Where is the proof? Come show me.

Come on, show me your book. Let me see. Nothing you showed me?

Prove it.

Hello? That? / Ya Tang Tang?

Are you in Wu Kong's house?

Yes, we are getting ready to go.

Stay there! Collapse! Destroy the pieces!

How dare you! / Wait a minute.

Come back here! Back stay here!

If you want to promise, to help me take the will.

If you dare to do it, I will go now!

If you dare to go, will kuhancurkan your house in a moment!

/ Just go, then I will!

Just try it you will know the consequences! / If you do not care, just go!

Just do it! / Just go!

Do not laugh!

Pay attention!

Run-tuh ..

Stand 1 foot!

Run-tuh ..

Collapse or not?

Hey, bar them!

Delay first plan. If I do not call back after 24 hours,

break in a moment!

What exactly do you want? / I did it to keep you from going.

24 hours later, as long as you're still with me

only once phone I can handle. Understand?

Stand 1 foot! Come on!

The 2 men have disappeared. / Can you do right?

Is your brain dead?

Look, we've made a deal at the beginning,

why did you send another gang here?

You've broken the deal, you know.

Gini, I made it easy. You can pay me 2.5 million yuan first.

I'll rent a bunch of new people for you.

I guarantee I'll give you a surprise, How?

2 people just can not get it right!

I warn ya, if you can not overcome him tomorrow,

I will not pay you a penny!

Why can he go crazy that fast? acting like a monkey.

Hello, Mr. Nine, I called to ask for your help.

I'll pay double.

I'm so lazy to go out.

You will be able to pay 3 times.

I'd rather have tea at home.

5 fold.

I'll think about it first

They all looked at me.

Do they want to kidnap me? / Hey, do not bother me.

Run-tuh ...

He wants to chop off my head?

He's just a fruit seller! / But he has a knife!

So you think it's used to kill you?

Everyone has teeth, do you think they all want to bite you?

By the way, I do not matter you hold my hand,

do not put your finger on my finger.

Your hands are wet.

I had to pee. / If so just pee.

I dare not go alone.

Do you want me to hold your pipe?

Follow me. / I do not want to pee.

Run-tuh ...

Ma'am, can you release my bond?

I promise never to run.

Why do you always want to be sticky with Kak Sen?

Do you want the money?

Puih!

Do you see me like a greedy woman?

I'm a serious woman.

You will not understand because you're single.

Who do you mean? / Yes, you!

I have a boyfriend! He is very clever.

When I call him wear his cell phone is my friend,

he can even recognize my voice before I talk.

Why? / Because he answered "dear".

Stop the car.

I had to pee.

I'm dying to pee!

Do not try to trick me! / I will not cheat.

Do not take a peek!

Do not take a peek!

Do not take a peek! / Will not!

Do not take a peek!

You fool me!

Do not run!

Hey, what are you doing?

I called my office in China, told them that I was being hunted.

Are you stupid?

now you still dare call.

Close the phone now!

Kurasa Paman Lee will not betray me, right?

But how do you know if no one watching your phone?

What's your brain in "Konslet" mode?

You have to protect me. Only you are my friend.

Who exactly is your friend! We know each other for 2 days.

When I've drove you to the destination, we will be strangers.

You're a rich man, why do not you have friends?

Long story.

If you really want to know ... - No, you just told him.

How, do you like our food? It costs 1,700 rupees.

Delicious! You cooked it well.

Damn it!

My purse was burning in Sari Factory. You've taken my money, right?

The money fell when I saved you!

I have an idea. / What do you want?

You can give your watch to pay for it!

You can take anything, but not this hour. / Why so stingy? You're a rich man.

I have another idea. Sit back again.

Do not worry. He's rich, he'll pay later.

Wait a minute, I'll call someone to pay.

You have to pay for your own food.

Look, the vegetables, the flour, and the pepper ...

I bought everything from a distant place.

I sweat like a pig,

stumbled several times.

You may say my eyes are cross-eyed.

Zhu Tianpeng, do not run!

You can not run away from me!

You stupid bastard, Zhu Tianpeng!

Your boyfriend called your friend "dear",

not you meant!

What did you say?

What did I say?

How dare you fool me? You stupid pig!

Come with me, find Tang Sen!

Come on!

My legs clamped. / Do not pretend to be stupid, come on!

I'm not lying!

The train came, take off my shoelaces, fast!

Come on, quickly! / Tie your shoes very tight!

You can go now!

Just leave me!

Let me die by the train! / Impossible!

If you die, who's driving me to Tang Sen?

If you were my girlfriend ...

Sacrifice 1 foot to save your life.

You tease me!

You must be responsible to me!

Tell me if you already know the chariot does not pass here!

Ridiculous basic period!

I'm afraid if you can not pay, your trip to Nendu Gaun,

you will starve to death in the middle of the road before getting there.

If you come to participate in The Chicken-Chop "Bull-King"

That's enough for the travel fare.

Remember this.

Where are we? / He said we'll make money here.

Can we get the money here?

EATING CABE COMPETITION WITH 100,000

♪ It feels very spicy!

♪ It reminds you of your fierce grandmother to make you cry!

♪ Mature, but toxic, so catastrophic in the tongue!

♪ Right now into your mouth,

♪ makes your head feel burst!

♪ It is beyond the boundaries of boundaries

♪ The person who ate this, will win it!

♪ It feels very spicy!

/ Why me?

I can not eat chili, later I will be very shocked.

Just like me, I can die.

Are you kidding? You are the People of Si Chuan!

Not really, I'm from Xing Tai.

That's no different, it's up to you. I'm on the list!

Hello, hello, hello we want a list.

He likes chili. / Are you guys from Africa?

Oh, no, no! We are from China.

Welcome!

Nice to meet you. / What does he mean?

Welcome to join in their race! Handshake!

Who said I want to race? You can do it yourself.

I...

I...

I have to go, understand?

No problem.

You are not allowed to go. / I heard he said "no problem"!

Do not you see him wiggle his head?

Wait a minute.

He likes to eat his own cab.

No, no, no. He has to eat the chili we provide.

He said he bowed to him 3 times, then you can go!

The participants always cheat like you,

and he accepted it as approval.

Well, Wu Kong, prostrate to the authority. So we can go.

She said what? Please ask again.

He insists on coming!

What did he say?

He said you look like a cute minion,

You're short.

Do not embarrass your ancestors.

I am a real man! I...

will join the race!

He can win!

Now we welcome the challengers from the East.

You are the best!

I can not lose face here!

Now we start!

♪ It feels very spicy!

You're the best, Wu Kong!

♪ It feels very spicy!

♪ It reminds you of your fierce grandmother to make you cry!

♪ Mature, but toxic, so disastrous on the tongue!

♪ Right now into your mouth,

♪ make your head burst!

♪ It is beyond the boundaries of boundaries

♪ People who eat this, will win it!

♪ It tastes very spicy!

Wu Kong!

Do you still want to save your house?

Its new champion is from China.

We won!

Wu Kong, we made it!

I told you you're the best!

I'm sure you'll win! Are you sure?

He deserves it!

You know, my instinct is always right.

Do not ... pat ... your eyes!

My eyes! / Wu Kong! Wu Kong!

CONDOM

My eyes! - He's cheating!

My eyes!

My eyes are tormented! - Please! Please! Please!

Calm, quiet, calm ...

Sorry, your breasts stand out.

Sorry, sorry, sorry ...

Capture them!

Capture them!

Give me back my money!

Run fast!

My legs sprained ... / I'll get you!

Direction here!

You crazy!

Are you okay? Get up fast!

Oh shit! They have a vehicle too!

How many? / Only 1 motor!

I'll beat him 1 on 1.

Beat the spicy chilli! They have 10 people!

Come on, faster! Hurry up!

Faster, come on!

Catch over there only!

Come on!

Watch out! Move out!

Watch out!

Hey boy!

Hey you jerk!

Shit! Both stalemate! We're finished!

You want to fight? Come on!

You guys think you're tough?

My friends will beat you up.

You told them this one my friends.

Bull King can crush you with his finger!

I said you guys do not run! You are not a man if you do not dare.

Come on! Come on! - Come on! Do not be a coward!

Boss, what should we do now? / Brother!

What should we do now? / We can not let the Indian downplay us!

Do not let the Chinese belittle us! Opponent!

Attack! / Fight them! Ah ...!

♪ I'm so glad of the fried trip plates

♪ Fat boy's son-in-law

♪ I am happy, cheated my friend

♪ Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

♪ Egg omelet with Chicken Curry

♪ I have no land

♪ I am happy, cheated my friend

♪ Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

♪ Make you drool, my aunt ordered chicken curry

♪ Another similar order, sorry no curry ...

♪ What do you eat?

♪ Take a toast

♪ Wula... gitar rebus!

♪ I choose toast

♪ Wula... gitar rebus!

mahsunmax

Tuan Tang? We are negotiating with Kuake Funding.

They agreed to get our program,

offered us a 2-fold price compared to other companies.

All right, just sell it! / But they give a condition to destroy the attic now.

Just do it!

I'll let him go. Money is everything!

I'd better talk to him.

Halo? Halo?

You hear me?

I need rest.

What time is it now?

At 3 pm, are you hungry again?

Time's up! 24 hours have passed!

Do not let anyone who destroyed my house.

Call your guys! Now! / Fine.

Do not force me so. / Save my house! / I will do it.

Order them!

Do not destroy it! / I know.

Halo?

That? Now I give you the command.

Do not destroy his house now,

tomorrow, just never!

You can not break it!

Thank you, Tang Sen!

Just be honest,

I've tried hard, but I still can not save him.

You just call once, all so well.

That's easy for me.

Do not worry

I promise,

I will protect you, help you get that inheritance.

Serious,

I will keep my promise.

Destroy!

MAHADEV

Where are you going?

NENDU GAUN

Nendu Gaun.

I do not understand sir.

Please take another taxi instead.

Wherever you go.

This may be the will of God! / The Will of God!

You are a bird in my hand.

Catch!

We must catch them! - Come on!

Come on!

Run! / What would you do?

Wu Kong, wait!

Let's chase Tang Sen, now!

Hey, shit! Do you dare to answer?

Yes, I would if you called me "father". / India!

Shit!

Do not mess with me! I am sure you will call me "father" after we are free.

Oh yes, my son? / What do you want?

Your IQ 140, you can drive aircraft, developing robot.

You're the master!

Get out if you dare! I'll teach you!

Kau akan kuremukkan! - Shit!

Policeman! The man ran away!

Sir! Some escaped!

How do you pay them?

Gini, they are volunteers. They do it for free.

Which I hate the most is dumped.

Will you change second gear?

Why are we still trapped on a mountain after a long drive?

Brother, this mountain is so tall! I'm sure they're dead!

Hold tight!

No more wanting the legacy.

Let them catch me!

Let's get in the car!

2.5 million Yuan! We'll definitely take it, kak!

I miss my robot friend!

I missed my boardwalk!

I really want "Spicy Pot"!

Just enjoy my "Spicy Sizzle"!

Why ... why do my eyes feel hot?

I've been eating spicy chilli in the race.

I deserve to eat your fart.

I deserve to suffer.

I'm a loser.

Useless people.

Why else am I living?

Tang Sen,

do not think so. You have a lot of strength.

Like what for example?

Let's continue! / Hmm...

Suppose you have a father!

There are more?

You...

You have rich daddy! / There are more?

Your dad's a rich man! / Nonsense!

Do not you have a father? Who gave you a stone?

I'd better die ...

Just let me die.

All you have in your brain is dead! If you die, who saved my house?

Houses! You just care about that ugly house!

Do you have a house of worship? / Well, you just keep going!

Just do it!

Do not rock! I was wrong! Please stop it!

Thank you for save my life again.

I promise to you.

What for? That little building?

Yes, that's the place

where my sister and I grew up.

My grandfather adopted us.

Are you an orphan?

Where's your father?

My father,

Dad ... I do not know ...

Oh, you do not have a father ...

That's why you hate it so much dumped.

After my grandfather died,

my brother and I take care of each other.

Sister! I am here!

Come on, play with me!

But on that day, my sister was swept away by the flood and never come back.

Your sister died,

/ No, he did not die ...

I'm sure my brother one day definitely go back.

If you tear down my house, my brother will not be able to find his way home.

He could never find me, have you ever thought of my feelings?

I think your company do not know a certain person.

At least you used to have relatives.

My father does not want me to be friends since I was little.

Why?

I think he's afraid of losing me.

Since I was little,

I only have 1 friend.

This one.

Your right hand?

Your watch?

Never mind, I eliminated it accidentally.

Are you kidding? Why did you say to that person ...

"you can take anything but do not watch it "?

Is it worth it?

It has nothing to do with "money". The clock is my "friend".

In my childhood, I was very lonely.

I can only talk to that clock ...

Imagine it could turn into a robot.

Robots are more faithful than humans,

they never leave you,

just like your own siblings!

Do you think Zhu Tianpeng can find us?

That should not be a problem.

This is the only way to get to Nendu Gown.

Sister Sen! Sister Sen!

I struggled to find you!

I knew it, "just a good dead man".

Oops! "Cats have nine lives"!

Anyway, you're okay right?

Jing Jing.

Forgive me.

You do not need to apologize.

I only have 1 question.

You'd rather jump to a cliff, rather than marry me right?

Sorry about that.

No problem.

Do not worry.

From now on, I will not bother you again.

Kakak, Jing Jing treat me well.

That's right! He often saves my life.

I promise, I ...

Yes, everyone should know how to thank.

See!

♪ I'm so glad of the fried trip plates

♪ Fat boy's son-in-law

♪ I am happy, cheated my friend

♪ Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

♪ Egg omelet with Chicken Curry

♪ I have no land

♪ I am happy, cheated my friend

♪ Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

♪ Make you drool, my aunt ordered chicken curry

♪ Chicken curry is not available, ah ...

♪ Another similar order, sorry no curry ...

♪ What do you eat?

♪ Wula... gitar rebus!

♪ I choose toast

♪ Wula... gitar rebus!

♪ I choose toast

♪ Wula... gitar rebus!

I can signal here!

Let me see. Impossible!

Lend your phone for a while.

Impossible! - Let's give it! / No!

Just to see my monkeys.

I'll go find the food.

I also went looking for food.

♪ You guys are all thumbs

♪ The three of us play the dice. The three of us play the dice.

♪ You roll the dice which makes me jump ...

Come on, why wait?

♪ Darling, come on!

Come on!

Try!

Is not this nice? It tastes great!

You just looked happy, why now scowl?

Wu Kong,

let me explain something to you, do not get me wrong first ...

Misunderstanding?

You promised never destroy my house.

Why are you breaking your promise?

No, I do not break my promise. As we were running that day

I got a call from my company.

They said they got a big deal and should be decided immediately,

but the condition the building must be destroyed.

Let me talk to Wu Kong first.

Then, I just realized my phone battery is exhausted.

They did not hear my orders, so ...

so ... / So, all this time You hid it from me!

I intend to tell you.

But I'm afraid you do not accept.

Please say, Wu Kong, how can i fix it?

I can give you an inheritance order You can fix your house.

I do not need any improvement from you.

Just give me back my house!

I'm waiting for my brother back! / Wu Kong, I realize I've made a mess.

I should have told you earlier.

I said, get my house back!

Your brother is like my father,

they will never come back! They are gone.

My sister is alive! / They're dead!

No! He'll be back!

Will not! - They'll be back!

They will not be able to come back!

My sister will come back to me.

I have to protect our house ...

♪ How long will I wait ...

♪ until I see your smile

Wu Kong, I know,

just that house is your hope!

I'm a loser!

I do not protect your house!

Sorry, I have disappointed you ...

♪ Only if you yell at me

♪ my sadness can melt

A few days ago

was the best day of my life ...

♪ You never made a sad affliction

♪ At the crossroads

Stay with me!

Brother ...

♪ When someone chooses to stay

♪ It's hard to say goodbye

♪ Never looked into the past

♪ you should forget it

Look, that guy keeps his inheritance.

Hey, old man, where is the legacy?

Kak Sen,

/ Let's go! Hurry up!

Come on!

Come on!

Guru!

What are you doing here?

Tang Chasu gives you a gift for your head.

My uncle?

Wu Kong! / That mad monkey!

Yes Teacher!

Si brutal filthy, jump up here! We can not control it! Dammit, just wait.

He'll teach you a lesson! / Go away.

I do not want to see you anymore!

Come on! Come on kak!

Attack!

Kak Sen!

Prepare the money, I've done it!

Is this a god stick?

I want to go home...

Xiao Sen,

when you read this letter,

I'm sure if Wu Kong finally met his father.

You two have known each other since childhood.

In the past, his father and I left the country started pursuing our career.

We swear to change our fate,

we started the Bao Tao Group.

When we travel to India 20 years ago,

I unknowingly lost Wu Kong at Hanuman Temple, located in Nendu Gaun.

His father Wu Kong did not blame me.

At his father's insistence,

I have to go back.

But he stayed.

Dhamma, still waiting for a miracle will happen ...

He believes Wu Kong will one day return.

When I know I have a short time is left in this world,

the first thing that came into my mind

is "sending you to India, to find him ".

When I recognize Wu Kong from birthmark behind her ear,

you can not imagine how glad I am!

Even though I've built a imperium of wealth,

I can not forget it.

Thank you god has brought Wu Kong to me.

I'm so happy I can not expressed in words.

I hope you two can build friendship and trust,

stay together and give each other benefits in the future.

How much I wanted see you guys get together!

I put my life at risk to save you in India!

But you do not reply to my goodness.

Why should I repay your kindness? / Eh?

I will marry you!

Here it is, a sign of love!

I did not save your house, but me give you a mountain! This really means!

thanks. Take it back.

Look at this, this is also made for you!

When did you redeem this?

- What are you carving? Frog?

This is a monkey, understand?

It does not look like a monkey. / I am inspired by this monkey child.

is not I, dear?

Let's finish this first.

See there!

The king has returned! The king has returned!

Come on, come on the kids!

I am back!

Come here!

I am home!

Do you miss grandpa?

What are you doing here? / This is my home!

And your house!

Yes, this is our home! / You're with me, I'm with you.

Raja. - Come on!

mahsunmax, 17 Maret 2017

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CITY OF HEROES

Hello all,

lately,

I often think about my life.

Everything I've experienced ...

I think I understand,

the best gift in the world,

not money.

But family.

I will introspection myself,

and build a new life.

I want to apologize on Kemenakanku Xiao Shen.

I wish BAO TANG will have a better future!

Well, I want to sing a song to my friends one prison.

"This is my fate".

♪ I do not blame myself and the world

♪ No matter how cruel my life is

♪ I'm where I want to be

♪ This is my fate

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