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Let me guess, you're either
hiding from our neighbor Dave,
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or the Jehovah's Witnesses are back.
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Look, I just want to get my newspaper,
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but every time I go outside,
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the guy just sneaks up on
me all quiet like a Prius.
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[LAUGHS]
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You know, the other day,
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he cornered me talking about Michigan.
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I spent 30 minutes listening
to him rank the Great Lakes.
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[LAUGHS] Yup, he did
the same thing to me,
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and, ironically, Lake
Superior not number one.
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What kind of world do we live in
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where a man can't go
outside his own home
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without having to say
hello to his neighbor?
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What are you doing?
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He's hiding from Dave.
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Why? The only thing scary about him
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are the tiny shorts he jogs in.
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Tell me about it.
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The last time I saw that much white meat
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it was fried and in a bucket.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Well, I know he's not like
most folks around here,
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but I think Dave is kind of cool.
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All I know is, since they
moved into this neighborhood,
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I feel like I'm on house arrest.
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Well, I say don't you let fear
of Dave imprison you, Pop.
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Throw off the chains of your oppressor
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and go get that newspaper, my brother!
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But before you do, close your robe.
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I can see your chicken nuggets.
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Hey.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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I'm seeing if Calvin's outside.
I want to give him something.
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I was talking about your shorts.
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Well, this is what people
wear in California.
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It's so you don't overheat
when you're running.
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That's smart, 'cause if
I wore those to school
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I'd definitely get chased.
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Yeah, by all the ladies.
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Ready for school, Grover?
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Whoa, look at those sexy legs.
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- Told you.
- Why are you still here?
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I thought you were going for a run.
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Oh, I'm about to. I was hoping
to catch Calvin outside.
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I want to give him a key to our house.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Don't you think it's a
little too soon for that?
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Uh, well, no, he's our neighbor.
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We gave all our neighbors
keys back in Michigan.
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Grammy says people in Michigan are good,
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not like here where
they're all criminals
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and Hollywood elites.
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When did Grammy say that?
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Just now. We're texting.
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Oh, hey, guys, there's Calvin.
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Buddy, have a great day. Bye.
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Mom, what do you think of Dad's shorts?
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Honestly, I thought they were yours.
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- Hey, Calvin!
- Oh.
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Hey, Dave.
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Hey, I'm glad I ran into you.
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I want to give you something.
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Really?
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There's enough fabric
in those for pockets?
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Here you go.
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What's that?
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Well, it's a key to our house.
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I want you to have it.
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I now pronounce us neighbors.
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Nah, I'm good, man.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Wh-What do you mean you're good?
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I don't need a key to your house.
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What if there's an emergency,
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or you want to borrow
something and we're not home,
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or it's my birthday and
you want to throw me
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a surprise birthday party.
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I'm not throwing you a surprise party.
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Exactly what someone throwing me
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a surprise party would say.
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Look, Dave, I don't know what
it's like where you're from...
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Oh, it is beautiful.
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I mean, the trees,
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they go on for miles.
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Okay, look, that's-that's
not what I'm talking about.
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Around here, we don't give out
keys to people we just met.
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Well, how come?
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Simple, people are terrible.
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No, they're not, people are great.
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You should try giving them
the benefit of the doubt.
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I do. I doubt them every day.
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Okay, look, just take the key, okay?
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O-Okay, if I take this key,
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can I go read my paper in peace?
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Absolutely.
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Oh, fine.
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All right, talk to you later. See you.
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Oh, and just one more thing, um...
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Dave, we had a deal.
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I was just wondering,
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is there anything maybe that
you want to give to me?
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Yes, some advice.
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Stop jogging through the neighborhood
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in your hot pants.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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I thought you guys were
going to the park.
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It's kind of hot out,
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so we thought we'd just
hang out here instead.
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Dad says he doesn't want to go outside
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because Mr. Calvin
didn't give him a key.
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Grover, it's called
father/son confidentiality.
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Are you still hung up on this key thing?
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It's awkward now.
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Like when you wave to someone
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who you thought was waving
to you, but they weren't.
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I told you to stop waving at everyone.
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I'm a waver, Gemma.
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It's what I do.
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You know I love how
enthusiastic you are,
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but sometimes it can get
a little out of hand.
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Name one time.
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You proposed to me on our third date.
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Yeah. That is because...
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we had just had sex.
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I'm just saying sometimes
you're ready for things
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before other people are.
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It might take a while for Calvin.
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Yeah, but it's been a
month, and by that time...
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... we had had a bunch of sex.
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Come on, baby, I'll take you,
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and if you want to connect to Calvin,
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maybe you should try finding something
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you guys have in common.
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I'll try, but this guy doesn't
even have a favorite lake.
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- What up! What up!
- Oh, hey, baby.
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Well, I see you brought
your laundry again.
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That's right, colors and a few whites,
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just like this neighborhood
since the Johnsons moved in.
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Well, here, let me take those for you.
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Ma, how come you still
do Marty's laundry,
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but you won't do mine?
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It's because he doesn't live here.
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It's how I make sure I see my baby boy.
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Yeah, if she wants to see you,
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all she has to do is check the couch.
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Baby, leave him alone.
He's looking for a job.
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What job? Manager of throw pillows?
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[LAUGHING]
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Yeah, that sounds like a cushy job.
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Oh, and by the way,
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this fell out of your
pocket in the wash.
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- [GROANS]
- What's wrong?
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It's a key to Dave's house.
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He gave it to me in
case of an emergency.
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Like I'm gonna help him in an emergency.
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I think that's nice.
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We could all learn a lesson from Dave,
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how to open our hearts
to our neighbors, right?
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That guy can't teach me anything.
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Well, you know, I'm glad he moved in.
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Giving out keys, waving at everybody.
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He is the most entertaining
thing to happen around here
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since Crackhead Victor found that horse.
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Remember when he tried to footrace him?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Ay, well, you might not like it, Pop,
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but, uh, Dave lives here now.
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That makes him part of our community.
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No, no, it doesn't.
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You don't let someone
into your community
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just because they give you a spare key.
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Come on now, let's go
work on this truck.
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Aw, come on, Pop.
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That truck is always
broke, and it never works.
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Then you two got something
in common. Come on now.
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Hey, guys.
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What year is that, a '64?
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Close, '65.
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Oof, should've known.
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'64 didn't have turn signals
above the headlights.
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Oh, you sound like you know a
thing or two about trucks, Dave.
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Well, you know, I am from Michigan.
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Detroit, the Motor City,
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The D.
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Dave from The D!
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See you guys got a V-8 in there
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instead of the straight six.
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That's like 50 more horses, huh?
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Yes, it is.
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So I guess you do know your stuff.
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Yeah, like I said, Dave from the D.
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Dad, I want to use the iPad.
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Are you done googling
Mr. Calvin's truck?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man.
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What is wrong with you?
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Googling another man's truck?
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Bruh.
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I was just trying to find
some common ground with you.
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[SCOFFS] What, by lying to us
that you know about trucks?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, but in a neighborly way.
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Wh-What's going on here, man?
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Uh, look, I know I don't
always show my emotions.
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But the other day when I gave you a key
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and you didn't give me one
back, it bothered me.
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Bruh.
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You know what? You want a key?
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You know what? Fine.
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Here. Here's a damn key.
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Are you sure? I don't want to impose.
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Okay.
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I can't believe you like that guy.
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I can't believe you gave him a key.
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I gave him a key.
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I didn't give him the key.
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Okay, then what was that one to?
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Oh, that was to your Uncle Clyde's
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storage locker in West Covina.
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Yeah, if ever he needs 35 broken TVs
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or a box of autographed
Hammer pants, he all set.
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- [WHISTLING]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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Ooh, look at you looking
all fresh and sexy.
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Girl, you treating me
like a piece of meat.
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[LAUGHS]
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And I like it.
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Mmm.
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What's got you all riled up?
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Well, Gemma told me about
how you gave Dave the key,
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and it got me to thinking what a big,
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generous man I married,
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and I guess it put me in
a generous mood, too.
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- [LAUGHING]
- Yeah, you know, baby,
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a-about the key...
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- you know, I-I was...
- No, no, listen, baby. Shh.
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Don't be embarrassed, okay?
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I love it when you're not afraid
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to let people see past that
rough and tough exterior.
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Makes me know that you are still
that big, soft teddy bear
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that I married and I'm in love with.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. [LAUGHS]
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And you know what bears like?
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Honey.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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That taste good, too.
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- Uh-huh.
- [LAUGHING]
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I made the boys go to the movies,
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so I will be waiting
for you in the cave.
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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Man, I know that key was fake,
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but Lord, this about to get real.
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♪ Today is a good day ♪
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[LAUGHS]
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♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah... ♪
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My, this smells good up in here.
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Ah. I'm making banana pancakes.
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I'll fix you a plate. Sit down.
259
00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,300
All right. Ma, what's got
you in such a good mood?
260
00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,999
Well, let's just say while
you and your brother
261
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,319
were out last night,
262
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:38,480
your father and I had a...
sensual evening.
263
00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:42,260
And there goes my appetite.
264
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:46,400
♪ Today is a good day,
today is a good day ♪
265
00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:48,170
♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah, nah, nah, nah... ♪
266
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,620
- ♪ Yeah, baby. ♪
- How you doing, baby?
267
00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:51,760
- Mwah.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
268
00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,659
I would ask for some more honey,
269
00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:54,899
but I believe we fresh out.
270
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,230
Ooh. [LAUGHS]
271
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,900
Hey, man.
272
00:10:57,970 --> 00:10:59,440
That was family honey.
273
00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:02,139
You want me to make you a plate, babe?
274
00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:03,610
Yeah. You know, I'll be right back.
275
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,239
- I'm-a go get my paper.
- Oh, guess what.
276
00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,110
- Mm-hmm.
- I'll keep it warm for you.
277
00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:08,880
[LAUGHS] You always do.
278
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,050
[LAUGHS]
279
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,920
Enjoy your pancakes, son.
280
00:11:13,450 --> 00:11:15,950
Your father's a good man.
281
00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,960
Yeah? And why do you say that?
282
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,920
Well, he's finally starting
283
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,540
to open up to Dave, just
like I told him to do.
284
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,599
Yeah, opened up by
giving him a fake key.
285
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,310
A fake key? Now what now?
286
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,499
You know, look, Dave
wouldn't let it go, Ma,
287
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,790
so Dad just gave him a
fake key to shut him up.
288
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,820
[SIGHS] So he didn't listen to me?
289
00:11:35,890 --> 00:11:37,460
He doesn't listen to anyone.
290
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,120
And to think I spent all morning
291
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,760
getting honey out of my sheets!
292
00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,770
- Ah. Yeah.
- [DOOR RATTLING]
293
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,000
What?
294
00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:51,340
Hey, baby. Tina?
295
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,230
The door locked accidentally.
296
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,880
[DOOR RATTLING]
297
00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,020
You thought you was slick.
298
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,820
Lying to me about giving Dave the key?
299
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,990
- Babe, let me explain.
- Oh. You're gonna explain.
300
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,250
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay. Wait. What you... ?
301
00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:08,360
Who you calling?
302
00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:09,890
Hey, Dave!
303
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,890
Yeah.
304
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:14,170
Can you do me a favor? I'm at the store,
305
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,160
and apparently, Calvin
locked himself outside.
306
00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,630
Uh-huh. [LAUGHS] Big dummy.
307
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,900
Tina, come on. Baby, I'm your husband.
308
00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,970
We were sensual last night.
309
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,410
Oh, you will? Oh.
310
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,819
Thanks so much, Dave.
311
00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,749
You're the best. [LAUGHS]
312
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,380
And you ain't.
313
00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:34,820
Hey, Malcolm?
314
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,800
Hey, Malcolm! Malcolm, come on, man.
315
00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:38,720
Your mama trippin'. Come
and unlock the door!
316
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,260
I can't help you, bruh.
317
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,060
[DOOR CLOSES]
318
00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:50,930
Hey, Calvin, I just got off with Tina.
319
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,870
Got your keys right here.
320
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:56,670
Malcolm! Malcolm, come on,
open the door, please.
321
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:59,010
I love you, son.
322
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:02,340
- I told you you wouldn't regret this.
- [LAUGHS]
323
00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:04,040
All right, let me open her up for you.
324
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,579
All right.
325
00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,210
- Okay.
- Yeah.
326
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,620
[LAUGHS]
327
00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:10,220
Here we go.
328
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,650
There we go.
329
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,420
Why are you blocking the door?
330
00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:16,790
- I'm not blocking the door.
- Okay.
331
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:19,130
[LAUGHS, MUMBLES]
332
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,260
Gotta change these out.
333
00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:23,930
This isn't a key to your house, is it?
334
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,900
- Of course it is.
- You sure?
335
00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,199
Sure I'm sure.
336
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,620
So if I put this key
337
00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:30,440
in that lock, that door'll open?
338
00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:33,140
It will not.
339
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,480
- Unbelievable!
- Look,
340
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,749
Dave, no. Let me explain
it to you, Dave.
341
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,380
Don't be like that. Dave!
342
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,450
Dave from the D!
343
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,450
What are you making?
344
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,950
Mac and cheese.
345
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,420
I needed some comfort food.
346
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,320
Why is it brown?
347
00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:52,660
All we had was chocolate milk.
348
00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:57,670
Sweetie, you got to get
over this Calvin thing.
349
00:13:57,730 --> 00:13:58,899
But we're neighbors.
350
00:13:58,900 --> 00:13:59,980
We should be friends.
351
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,020
I know you're upset, but you do realize
352
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,500
this is kind of your fault.
353
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:04,640
How?
354
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,340
Come on, admit it.
355
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,139
The real reason you gave Calvin a key
356
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:09,999
is because you were
hoping he'd give you one.
357
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,339
Like when you give me a back rub
358
00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,749
because you want one, too.
359
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,020
Oh, that's not true. I
don't even like back rubs.
360
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,920
I do it because I want to have sex.
361
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,900
Exactly. You're not giving
it because you want to,
362
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,120
you're giving it because you
want something in return.
363
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,200
In fact, sometimes I
think the only reason
364
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,860
you wave at everybody is because
365
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:28,530
you want them to wave at you.
366
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,600
How dare you?
367
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,330
Just saying, maybe you
should think about it
368
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,770
while you wallow in your
disgusting pity pasta.
369
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,110
What are you doing here?
370
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,840
I got to get my laundry back.
371
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,226
Man, I'm down to my swimming trunks.
372
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,220
Hey.
373
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,760
Yeah, well, I don't think
you want to be here.
374
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:49,220
Moms is still not talking to Pops,
375
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:51,050
and he's blaming me for ratting him out.
376
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,520
Okay, well, in that case,
377
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,220
I'm just gonna turn these inside out.
378
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:57,120
Well, well, well.
379
00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:58,860
If it ain't the dynamic duo:
380
00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:01,600
Laundry Boy and the Snitch.
381
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,500
You know, I got a job.
382
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,030
I could just buy some new underwear.
383
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,100
Hey, Marty.
384
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,540
Mommy was just about
to fold your laundry.
385
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,540
- Hmm.
- Oh, yeah, and here's yours.
386
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:14,310
Oh. Thanks. Okay.
387
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,080
All right. All right, Tina.
388
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:19,900
Babe, I already apologized for
not being straight with you.
389
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,480
I mean, what else do you want?
390
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:24,890
I want you to apologize
to Dave for lying to him.
391
00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:27,090
But it was one little white lie.
392
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,220
Yeah, to one little white guy.
393
00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:31,230
[BOTH LAUGH]
394
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:34,930
Besides, I don't owe him an apology.
395
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,530
All I wanted to do was work on my truck
396
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,860
and live my life.
397
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,300
But he wouldn't let it go.
398
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:41,770
Oh, yeah, Pops, you're right.
399
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,100
You the real victim here.
400
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,170
- See?
- I was being sarcastic.
401
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,010
I know, but it was working, right?
402
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,110
Listen, I know Dave can
be a little extra,
403
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,880
but he's our neighbor, and you
are a better man than that.
404
00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:55,320
- Is he?
- Not really.
405
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:59,120
Yes, he is.
406
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:01,190
Who built the manger for
our Christmas pageant?
407
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,460
Who fixed Old Mrs. Kim's
transmission for free?
408
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,060
And who held a fundraiser
409
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:08,430
to fix all the basketball
courts in the park?
410
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,760
Okay. Nice try, Tina.
411
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,700
See, I see what you're doing right here.
412
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:13,859
You're doing that thing
413
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,669
where you try to make me feel bad
414
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,300
for being such a good person.
415
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,320
- It's working, isn't it?
- Damn right it is.
416
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,940
Ugh.
417
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,480
Hey, Gemma.
418
00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:28,750
Hey, Calvin.
419
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,120
Is Dave here?
420
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,690
Hold on, let me check.
421
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,390
- He says he's not here.
- Okay.
422
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:38,860
Dave, come on, man.
423
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,970
Calvin.
424
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,999
Look, I shouldn't have
done you wrong like that,
425
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,470
so I brought you a real key.
426
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,070
No, I don't want it anymore.
427
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,240
Come on, man, take the key.
428
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,320
I told you I don't want it.
429
00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,990
Come on, man, take the key.
430
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,040
- No.
- Dave, take it.
431
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,750
- No, thank you.
- You know what?
432
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,960
You really trying to outrun me, Calvin?
433
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,500
Yeah.
434
00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:18,700
You're lucky I didn't stretch.
435
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,340
Okay, look, I realize now
436
00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:24,210
that I gave you this key
for the wrong reason.
437
00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:25,940
I was trying to force
you to be my friend.
438
00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,810
Clearly, you're not interested.
439
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,980
[SIGHS] You know, Dave,
you seem like a nice guy.
440
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,280
Thank you.
441
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,120
But friendship starts with trust.
442
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,500
And for you, that may come
easy, but it doesn't for me.
443
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,520
I mean, only trust people
that I have a history with.
444
00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:45,090
And that takes time.
445
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,000
- Okay.
- All right.
446
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,500
I hear you.
447
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,660
I understand.
448
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,860
Good. Good.
449
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,920
You want to start to
make history right now.
450
00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:59,310
That's not what I meant at all.
451
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:00,660
Okay. Okay.
452
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,450
I-I've got a good idea.
Just hear me out.
453
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,980
It's an old classic we use at work.
454
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,980
It's called a trust fall.
455
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,980
Oh, no.
456
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,000
No. I'm not doing none
of that hippy-dippity
457
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,859
hacky sack nonsense.
458
00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:15,140
Calvin, please just give me this.
459
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,520
No. Not feeling it.
460
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:20,060
Well, maybe what you're
feeling... is scared.
461
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:22,900
[LAUGHS] I'm not scared.
462
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,730
Prove it.
463
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,230
Okay. All right.
464
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,290
If I do this, we'll be done?
465
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,300
I promise.
466
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,110
This is what I get
467
00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:33,040
for being better than everybody else.
468
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,480
Okay, this-this is gonna be great.
469
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,680
Now turn around.
470
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,100
- Okay. You got... turn... all right.
- I-I-I got it.
471
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:40,110
Turn around. Turn around,
cross your arms.
472
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,819
- [SIGHING]: All right.
- Okay, take a deep breath in.
473
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,420
- [INHALES]
- Okay.
474
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,350
And fall back into my arms.
475
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,459
I can't do it, man. I can't do it.
476
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:54,260
Okay. You're doing great.
477
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,930
- Now fall back into my arms.
- Okay.
478
00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:58,570
Stop rushing my trust.
479
00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,880
All right?
480
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,440
- I'm-I'm gonna do it.
- All right.
481
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:03,469
All right, I'll do it.
482
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,070
Here we go.
483
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:07,110
Arms crossed, deep breath.
484
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,980
And, uh...
485
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:10,910
I'm falling.
486
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,950
- Oh. [CHUCKLES]
- You did it.
487
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,420
- Oh, you got me. Okay.
- I got you.
488
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,740
- All right.
- Okay. Okay.
489
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,600
Okay, now. [GRUNTS] Upsy-daisy.
490
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,200
Yeah.
491
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,460
Nah, Dave, you know, it's like you said.
492
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,830
You know, I'm starting to feel
something historical here.
493
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,430
- You know?
- [GROANING]
494
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,009
I'm starting to feel
something, too, man.
495
00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:31,400
Up we go.
496
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,520
No, you know, get comfortable, Dave.
497
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,216
You know, 'cause it's
like I said, you know,
498
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,740
trust takes time.
499
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,240
You know?
500
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:40,970
So tell me about those lakes again.
501
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,490
- You know, and where you grew up.
- [GROANING]
502
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:43,919
I always wondered about.
503
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,390
I know it's Superior, that's
the main one, everybody knows.
504
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,950
- Is Ontario a lake?
- Yeah.
505
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,399
How far are you from Eight Mile,
506
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,140
where Eminem grew up? You... ?
507
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,280
Oh, man, this is great.
508
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,760
This is like a Sleep Number bed.
It's actually very nice.
509
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,440
[GROANS]
510
00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:07,209
Gemma.
511
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:10,219
Uh, can you get me another
bag of peas for my back?
512
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,949
This one's all mushy.
513
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:14,019
- I'll bring one right up.
- Okay.
514
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,600
And could you bring me some aspirin?
515
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,280
- Sure, honey.
- Thanks.
516
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,329
And then maybe a snack. Just...
517
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:24,680
something salty but not crunchy.
518
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:26,729
Okay, Dave.
519
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,930
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
520
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,989
Hey.
521
00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,290
Hey, Tina.
522
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,900
I just came to check on Dave.
523
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,059
How's his back?
524
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:38,060
It's killing me.
525
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,380
Aw.
526
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,599
Well, tell him to feel better.
527
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,440
Oh, and I also wanted to bring
you a key to our house.
528
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,240
Are you sure it's okay with Calvin?
529
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:49,170
[BOTH LAUGH]
530
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,900
Boys are stupid.
531
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,800
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