All language subtitles for Shameless.S07E06.720p.BluRay.x264-DEMAND

You miss another episode of Shameless,

I'm coming over to your fucking house
and killing your entire fucking family.

"Gallagher Home for the Homeless"?

Frank, you can't have
a homeless shelter here.

I beg to differ, neighbor.

Is that a new washer-dryer
getting delivered to Frank?

Even the homeless
get better stuff than us.

Just a guy I met. His name is Trevor.
He's a lot of fun to hang out with.

It's been a while since I had someone
to party hop with. I miss this shit.

Fiona's gonna kick me out
unless I can pull my weight.

You want a good life?
Find someone to keep you.

Someone weak, stupid,
and desperate.

Oh! Oh!

- I'm sorry.
- Need a ride?

This is my father.
He's staying with us for a while.

Just a little word of advice,
if you're really a business woman,

you'd stack chips, not save 'em.

Investing, it's a much better way
to grow those pockets.

All 75 slots for this upcoming term
have been filled.

Incoming classes have 100 students.

Remaining slots are reserved
for students of color.

Military school might be your best shot
to avoid being human scum.

But you can take a DNA test
to prove your ancestry.

You mean I'm an Indian?

Apache, bitch.
I'm going to Military School!

I'm interning
for a bunch of rich college friends.

We could hack these fucks,
and they wouldn't know what hit 'em.

I have a plan for my life.

And just so we're clear,

I'm just as likely as anyone else in
this family to make something of myself.

And it's about time you got that,
you arrogant shit.

Yo.

Holy shit,
when'd you get an air conditioner?

Yesterday.

Hey, Debbie's not in her room,
did she sleep at Neil's last night?

Yep.

So, that's a real thing now?

Looks like it.

Look, Neil's a...
He's a nice guy and all, but-

He's a paraplegic with
no impulse control.

- Sierra say anything about it?
- No, not really.

I think maybe she's in denial.

Deb's just overreacting, like always.

Well, she thinks
it'll solve all her problems.

DCFS is not gonna take her baby away.

She's just trying
to get her shit together,

like you told her to.

I told her to get a job,
not to beg on a corner with Franny.

- All right.
- Oh, sweet Jesus.

This cold air feels so good.

Yeah, maybe I'll get
myself one of those.

- Coming into some money.
- No kidding?

Internship.

- They paying you now?
- Yep.

They just don't know it.

Line up!

Nah, more dirt under the fingernails,
New Lip.

The dollars are in the details.

Fred, Fred, one shoe, other one
barefooted. That's more pathetic.

Oh, my God, Florence.
You take my breath away. Look at you.

Extra points for creativity.

You're in no man's land, kid. Ladies.

You're not cute enough
to trade on your looks,

but too clean to get a handout.

New Monica?

Pulling a tooth is less painful
than blinding yourself.

And you can always buy a new one later,
if this line of work doesn't pan out.

Someone bought the check cashing place
on Wentworth. 140 grand.

Great, another artisanal pickle shop
on the way. Just what we need.

- Morning, Chief.
- Hey.

Would my Apache brother like toast?
Or do you only eat maize?

Laugh all you want, but it got me
a scholarship into military school.

Does this mean we get a discount
at the Indian casino?

Hey, can you hand me the cereal,
Marches Without Foreskin?

- When do you go?
- Couple of days.

- Mmm, I'm losing my best dishwasher.
- Uh-uh. Second best.

Not even close.

Well, there's no chance you're leaving
without a Gallagher good-bye party.

What?

I can't remember
ever seeing you eat fruit.

Or anything healthy.

I got to start getting in shape,
eat healthy.

They make you run at military school.

A lot more than just running.
You read this orientation packet?

Got obstacle courses, combat training,
classes all day. And Bible study.

What the fuck's an honor code?

I still can't believe you decided to go.

Yeah. We expected prison,
lethal injection. Not this.

Says I have to memorize it
by the time I get there.

I'm washing dishes
and Carl's got a scholarship.

The world's upside down.

"I pledge never to deliberately

"deceive another person.

"I pledge to never take any possessions
belonging to another person." Jesus.

- See ya, bud.
- Where you going?

Sierra sent me a tongue emoji.

Hey, can you go by the store?
Get a cake and a banner.

Make it nice for
Carl's send-off party.

What, you can't do it?

Nah. Work. I'm slammed.

Oh, and Liam, can you take Liam
to daycare? Liam? Come on!

- What about Ian?
- Nah, he's still sleeping.

- He worked late, too. Come on!
- All right, come on, buddy.

Have fun!

They tell you begging has no dignity.

It's beneath you.

Well, no bastard ever came home from
earning $8.25 an hour feeling proud.

Minimum wage? Just a fancy term
for industrialized slavery.

We're in a war. A war
with the privileged.

Those aren't streets you're sitting on,
they're battlefields.

And it is our duty to fight
the comfortable and the overfed.

So, go forth, you sons of bitches.

Go forth and take their money!

Hey, Debs.

Hi, Lip. Are you gonna
have sex with my sister?

We're about to leave.

Franny's physical exam,
to see if I'm an abusive mother.

You're not. It's just routine.

My sister really likes you.
I'm glad you're her new boyfriend.

- I'm not her boyfriend.
- A lot of guys used to come around,

but, you're the only one now.

- What if they take Franny?
- Listen to me, okay?

No one's taking Franny.

She is healthy, she has all her shots.

You're not an addict.

You've never been arrested, right?

You're gonna come home?

Why should I?
Nobody threatens to kick me out here.

And I can tell DCFS that we have a home
and source of income.

-"We"?
- Neil's great with kids.

And his penis doesn't work,
so sex won't get in the way.

- Thought I heard you.
- Hey.

Just give me a minute
to get Neil dressed.

Already done.

We're going shopping later.
You need anything?

No, thanks.

Let's go, honey.

I'm making dinner, 6:00.
Already texted Carl and Ian.

- Okay.
- I'm not inviting Fiona.

- No cunts allowed.
- Okay.

Don't forget anal.

- We're not doing anal.
- Good to know.

- You coming to this dinner tonight?
- It's in my apartment, kind of have to.

What's it for?

Fuck if I know,
but Debbie insisted we be there.

So, she got into a fight
with a homeless lady

with a baby strapped to her chest?

Yeah, the more you get to know Debbie,

the more you'll see
it's really not that unusual.

You think her and my brother's
a good idea?

Nope. You?

Fuck,no.
How about you get my mind off it?

- What's with the bottles?
- Oh, more vodka for the bar.

He can't do that there?

Oh, babe. You never had in-laws,
this is what they do.

They stop by unannounced
and annoy the shit out of you.

Is that some kind of dig at my mom?

No!

I'm taking the kids to the park.

- Lana, you coming to the bar?
- After I go to the bank.

Grandpa.

You said your first word.
Your dad said his first word.

He said his first word.
Did you guys hear that?

Oh, man, lwish I'd been recording it.

Grandpa!

Grandpa!

Oh, fucking hell!

I didn't know if you'd be good at that.

That was unbelievable.

Sheets drenched?

Yeah.

That's how I come sometimes.

What? You never heard
of female ejaculation?

No,no.lhave.
I just thought it was a myth, like,

unicorns or moderate Republicans.

You're really hard.

That was really hot.

Hey, does that happen a lot with guys?

Sometimes.

When you're alone?

No.

Hey, why didn't you
come like that before?

Hadn't let you go down on me.

You have a lot of questions.

I just... I feel like Watson and Crick
must have when they discovered DNA.

It's just an orgasm.

We should've been doing this
from the beginning.

Can't.

Not until I'm really comfortable
with a guy.

Sorry, kids.
Daddy forgot your sippy cups.

Bad Daddy, bad Daddy.

Oh. Who left the TV on? Bad Mommy.

Bad Mommy.

Thanks for coming with me.

I didn't wanna have to do
Franny's exam alone.

I love you.

After this is over, you wanna
go grab lunch? Yeah? Neil?

Excuse me, are you lactating?

- Neil, one, two.
- Eyes on you.

He can't help it. He has brain damage.

- Cute baby.
- No, it's not.

V, V, we gotta talk.

- I thought you were going to the park.
- I think I saw something.

I'm not sure. But I'm pretty sure.
At least I think so.

But I'm not sure how sure.

Svetlana and her dad.

What about 'em?

You know...

Mmm-hmm.

Are you saying
what I think you're saying?

- You think I'm saying sex, right?
- That's crazy.

No, I know! I know!

But I went upstairs and there is Yvon,
pumpin' away.

It was, it was so horrible.

- You saw Svetlana?
- Yes.

But I didn't see her face.
I saw a thigh.

And it looked familiar.

- And you didn't stop him?
- I'm sorry! I...

There was Russian TV and moans.
I panicked, okay?

Oh, this is, this is really,
really fucked up.

If I saw what I saw.

I'm not sure...

I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

Lana said she was
going to the bank.

Well, who else would
it have been, V?

You think Yvon came here to ball
some random chick in our bed?

Listen to yourself.
Do you realize how silly you sound?

Why would she do it?

- He was on top?
- Huh.

- Pinnin' her down?
- Maybe.

He was forcin' her.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, that is terrible. But it's
not as terrible as what I thought.

I never knew the word rape
could fill me with so much relief.

Yep. Yep, yep.

- Hey.
- Hey.

You look hung over.

No, I'm just tired. Late shift.

Check it out.

That DJ we heard the other night?
I tracked down her tunes.

- Sweet. Thanks.
- There's a rager tonight.

No cover if you bring a twink.

They're taking over
one of the old slaughter houses.

Calling the party "Meat Market."

Cool. I'll see if I can go.

So, if I come by your place unannounced
to give you music, it freaks you out?

Listen, you wanna tell yourself
you don't want me, that's fine.

I'll play al0nQ-

But I have plenty of friends.

So, if you're gonna make things weird,
I'm out.

All I said is "I'll see."

Keep the music.

Trev.

Right there.

This is microfiber?

Yeah. It's the least we can do
for those in need.

Which church did you say
you were from again?

- Oh, um, God's Love, on North LaSalle.
- Ah.

You know, I gotta admit,
when you're living on the street

and cold and hungry,

you start to question
if there really is a God.

But standing here today,

and receiving this
generous bounty...

Sorry.

You gave us a sofa.
But your greatest gift?

You gave us our faith back.

- God bless you.
- Thank you, brother.

- Yeah.
- Thank you, thank you.

And let me know if you can rustle up
that 60" TV, will ya?

Okay-

You know, for when we gather
to watch Joel Osteen.

God bless.

Okay, let's get this thing outside.

Add that to the table and chairs
and the bed.

And that's microfiber,
so don't fuck me on the price.

That's $440.

He gave us 40 bucks!
Let's get something special for supper!

Hey, I'm picking up an order
for Game Change.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Yo, everything all set?

Uh, almost. Hey, are
you sure about this?

I mean, wire fraud
is a little out of my comfort zone.

Hey, look. We don't get greedy.

We just skim a little bit every hour,
they won't catch on.

Use a VPN just in case.

Well, no shit. I don't want
anyone tracing this back to me.

You ever have a girl come on your face?

Like orgasm when I was
going down on her?

No, like ejaculate on you.

- Sure it was a girl?
- Yeah.

Wait.

Are we talking about a squirter?

- Are you fucking with me?
- Uh-uh.

- What was it like?
- Fucking amazing.

That's the white whale.

Every guy dreams of it,
but only a few ever get the chance.

You lucky bastard.

I'm just glad she finally
let me go down on her.

- Finally?
- Yeah. She doesn't let a guy do it

until she feels
really comfortable with him.

Huh. So you guys are serious now?

No, it's not like that.

Sure, man.

Sierra's brother did call me
her boyfriend this morning.

She's trying to lock you down.

Shit.

All right, I think I'm done.

- Just need to hit return.
- Great. Do it.

Fuck.

- Game Change?
- All right.

I'll go get this coffee order,

see if they notice we're
ripping them off.

Wow. Hey, has it been
this busy all morning?

Barely had time to pee since I got here.
Where have you been?

Ugh. lgot caught up
looking at properties online.

Shit has gotten so expensive
in this neighborhood.

- Did you do the walk-in inventory?
- Yeah, and called in the Cisco order.

Didi cashed out the night girls...

And my brother's here with your sister.

Hey, Debbie. Neil.

- Hi.
- Hi.

It's a beautiful day.

Debbie's pissed at you.

Not that you care,
but Franny passed her DCFS doctor exam.

Still have to do the home visit
and counseling

before they tell me if I can keep her.

Of course I care.

Thought all you cared about
was getting your money.

Just because I want you
to contribute your fair share

doesn't mean I don't give a shit.

You could have fooled me.

We're having a good-bye party
for Carl tomorrow. Can you come?

For Carl? Sure.

Neil wants the patty melt.

Oh, sorry, we took that off the menu.

Well, what's the closest thing?

Um, cheeseburger, caramelized onions,
brioche bun, aioli...

- Neil, one, two.
- I was gonna say something nice.

You have a good ass.
It makes up for your small tits.

Thanks!

- Neil, one, two.
- Sorry.

He'!-

Got your latte.

- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm Lip. Senior intern.

I'm really psyched to figure
how things work here, you know.

Especially what you do.

- You're interested in cyber security?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Totally.

You guys are like
the, uh, unsung heroes, you know.

Not that the coders give a shit.

So, are there any, like, uh, breaches
or anything like that today, or...

It's the usual.
Just hackers from China, Russia.

- I fought them off.
- Right.

Anything else?

No.

You're the man.

Svetlana just got here.

Is there a Hallmark card for,
"Sorry, your dad's been raping you"?

- What are you gonna say to her?
- Me?

What the hell am I gonna say?

"Kev thought he saw you
fucking your dad, maybe?"

You're right. All right,
I'm not running away from this.

It's time to man up.

- So, how was your morning?
- Long line at the bank.

Right. Bank.

- How are things with your dad?
- I'm busy.

You guys, you guys fight a lot.

And does it...

Does it ever get out of hand
when you can't fight him off?

Why you babble
like someone who has stroke?

Make sense, please.

Okay.

Your dad pimped you out.

Did he ever sample the goods?

Try on the merchandise?

Take you out for a test drive?

I got nothin'. Don't be mad.

I couldn't find anything about hell week
online, they kept it secret.

This one dude on Facebook posted
that was the worst week of his life.

Yeah, they just run you till you puke.

All right, well, what about hazing?

At the Citadel they put a helmet in a
pillowcase and hit you over and over.

Or they brand you with a red hot hanger
like a cow. That shit's permanent.

Yeah, smells bad, but it heals fast.

Toughen you up. Make a man out of you.

Hey. Bye, Dad.

You look good.

Hey, Trevor. Music kicks ass.

Where's the party tonight?

Why the hell are you going
to my dad's military school?

Guess I wanna be like him.

You want to be an overweight cop

sitting in a car for 10 hours,
getting shit thrown at him?

And I don't mean shit like stuff,
I mean shit. Like, human shit.

- Are you leaving 'cause of me?
- No.

'Cause I feel bad about
how everything went down.

You mean fucking another dude?

You didn't deserve that.

I'll miss you.

Yo, they don't suspect a fucking thing.

Hell, yeah.

The cyber security guy didn't
see our Beta. How much we clear?

Three hundred.

All right, we can do ten times
that tomorrow.

- You wanna go get drinks?
- Yeah, absolutely.

Hey, then we go online, pick out
what color Teslas we wanna get.

- Yo.
- Oh, hey.

Got the day off from the kids?

Yeah, for a couple hours.
I need to clear my head for a while.

Got a lot of freaky rape and incest
stuff swirling around up there.

- Okay. What can I get you?
- Your best booze.

What, you rob a mini-mart or somethin'?

No, we ripped off
a bunch of corporate crooks.

Turns out two wrongs do make a right.

Well, our best stuff
is still pretty shitty.

Regulars go for quantity, not quality.

- They're drinking on me today. Joaquin.
- Why?

'Cause they've been screwed over
by a system that rewards criminals

with white collars and shit values.

Fuck mortgage-backed security,
fuck bailouts, fuck too big to fail.

It's time we get a piece of the action.

Hi.

You missing one of your babies?

Oh, there's Singletary.

Oh, she's been so unhappy
ever since I told her we have to move.

Oh, what the hell?

You did that one already.

Oh.

When are you leaving?

The Northside real estate pricks
gave me a week to think about it.

- Think about what?
- If I'm gonna let 'em buy me out.

You haven't signed yet?

No. They gave me a term sheet.

100,000. Is that for the building?

No, it's for the laundromat
and my apartment upstairs.

They still wanna buy the lease.
I've got eight years left on it.

Haven't you lived up there,
like, a hundred years?

I'm not that old!

Almost 50 years.

I wanna stay, but I don't have a choice.

WOMAN". Hey, dryer ate my quarters.

- I put two bucks in, thing won't start.
- Prove it.

Prove it? Machine doesn't give you
a damn receipt!

Oh, go tell it to someone
who gives a shit.

- What if you could stay?
-well, they won't let me.

I would.

I can go to the bank right now,
ask for a loan for 100 grand.

I bet they'll do it.

- You want my laundromat?
- Mmm-hmm.

You wouldn't have to
leave your apartment.

You could come sit on your stool
anytime you want.

We can even keep Wendell's name
on the sign.

You get what you want.
I get what I want.

And for no extra charge, you get to tell
these Northsiders to go fuck themselves.

Okay-

- Lip, you came!
- Hey! Yeah, of course.

- How'd Franny's exam go?
- Great. Healthy, no bruises.

- Good.
- Have you been drinking?

Yeah. Just a couple. It's under control.

Hey, we're doing this send-off thing
for Carl tomorrow.

Yeah, I heard.

Yeah, you think you could maybe pick up
the decorations and the cake

and stuff like that?
I'm just really busy at work.

- Yeah, for sure.
- Sweet.

Thank you, Debs. Here you go.

No, Neil and I got it covered.

- Come give me a hand?
- Sure, yeah. What's going on, bud?

- Hey.
- Hey. Hi.

Neil. I'm gonna grab a beer.

Who's that?

- Is that Neil?
- Yeah, before the accident.

Exactly.

I think Dom wants
to get back together with me.

Didn't she screw around on you?

Yeah. She feels bad about it though.

I mean, I did get circumcised for her.

Least I can do
is give her another chance.

What, long distance?

You gonna bag on military school?

You guys need me.
I do a lot around the house.

- Like what?
- Bought it.

Dinner.

- Sit next to me.
- Yeah.

Looks great, Debs.

I'll get your soda, Lucas.
Can you cut his potatoes?

Yeah. Here, let me help you with that.

Sierra thinks you're only with me
for my money.

What, you said that?

You don't think it's
a good idea either.

Look. Debs, you don't need to do this
to get the DCFS off your back.

Shut up, Lip.

What kind of choices
do you think I have?

You may see someone who's brain damaged,

but I see someone who doesn't lie,

like all the other guys
I've ever been with.

He'll take care of me and make sure my
baby won't ever get taken away from me.

What kind of choices
do you think Neil has?

Are you gonna always be there
to look out for him? 'Cause I will.

I'll cook for him and
I'll do his laundry

and I'll let him
watch me masturbate.

You think he's gonna find
a better deal somewhere else?

We're engaged.

That's why I wanted all of you here.

Tens,

a few fives.

I'm proud of you, son.

What, are you holding out on me?

Nickels and dimes? You
call that begging?

Some quarters, too.

I could put a fuckdoll in overalls
on that corner and it'd make more.

You're better than this.

Where does the money go?

What did you say?

All the money you take.
Where does it go?

UfiHfles,upkeep.
Making sure you have a home.

You think you get a free ride here? Huh?

This shelter is not a charity.
This shelter's for closers.

That corner is for closers.

And you bring me a pocketful of change?

You gotta get people to start giving you
this kind of paper that's green.

You do that, you get
to keep your corner.

Don't? You get to clean toilets.

You piss me off, and you win
a cardboard box under the overpass.

Shit!

This almost puts a
damper on my surprise.

Well, I'm not sure
any of you deserve it now.

Surprise? What surprise?

No soup today. Huh?

Who says Daddy Frank
doesn't take care of you?

Thank you.

There's vodka, too.

We're all in this together, right?

For family, yes? Family. That's right.

There you go. Eat up, man. Eat up.

Rib-eye.

Bye, Liam.

Thank you so much.

Thanks. Good night.

Looks like we're gonna be related.

Wanna stay and fuck your sister-in-law?

Hey, um...

Look, we...
We're still keeping it casual, right?

I just mean that, you know,
you've gotten really comfortable.

You had me cut Lucas' food tonight.

Why are you fighting this?

Let's get married.

- You can be Lucas' dad.
- Uh,no.

You should see your face.

Yeah, I'm comfortable.

Doesn't mean
I'm falling hopelessly in love.

I mean, Jesus, you think
no girl can resist you?

That I get goosebumps every time
you whip out your magic cock?

You should go.

Yo.

- Hey, uh, Liam's in bed.
- Yeah, Liam's in bed.

Yeah.

Jesus, just come on in.

Close the door.
Don't let the AC out.

All right, pop quiz.

What's the most Debbie thing
Debbie could possibly do?

- Pregnant?
- Nope.

Uh, joined the Army using Lip's name?

Very funny. Try again_

Uh...

- Engaged?
- Ding-ding-ding.

Well, I may have been stupid,
but at least I was in love.

And of age.

Too bad I missed the shit show.

I got work in the morning.

Well, I need it
after Sierra ripped me a new one.

- I don't wanna know.
- I do.

Why was she so pissed at you?

I freaked out after
she ejaculated on me.

You know, she's really cool.
I might have blown it.

Hold on. She ejaculated on you?

- Yeah.
- You mean she pissed on you.

No. I checked the sheets.
They weren't yellow.

Did it taste like piss?

Fuck would I know what piss tastes like?

Oh, shit.

- You've tasted piss, haven't you?
- No!

Yes, you have! You lie!

What was it like?

It was like getting waterboarded.

But in a fantastic way.

- That shit's real?
- Mmm-hmm.

So, a chick is blowing her load on you
like she's a dude,

meanwhile I'm making out
with a guy with a vagina.

Yeah, he's trans.

Oh.

Taking testosterone.

Apparently it gives you a giant clit.

I'm confused.
So, does he have a vagina or no?

He does.
But he doesn't call it that though.

He calls the whole situation his junk.

How do you have sex with the junk?

I don't know.

I'm trying to wrap my head around it.

You know, I'm really into him.

Yeah, just not so into her?

He's a fucking "him," all right?
Not a "her."

Jesus. You sure you don't want a hit?

No. Yeah, sorry.

Would you ever pick someone up
while doing a load of laundry?

You know, the laundromat across the
street from Patsy's, it's getting sold.

- The one with the cats?
- Mmm-hmm.

I'm just waiting for the bank
to approve the loan.

Place is getting a makeover.

It's gonna be a real scene.

Who the fuck wants to hang out
at a laundromat?

Everyone's washing their underwear,
what could be sexier than that?

DJ, BYOB. They're gonna stay open late.

Gay night every Thursday.

Plenty of hot girls.

Actually, it does sound pretty cool.

Yeah, I think so, too.

Time for me to go.

Yeah, me too.

I run to Costco.

Ma. Mama.

Grandpa.

Yeah, we get it. Come on, Yevgeny.

Gonna take the kids for a walk.

We're probably gonna be gone
for an hour, hour and a half.

Bye!

- Who is it?
- Debbie.

- Is there anyone else around?
- Nope.

Come on in.

- That's a lot of money.
- Consolidating my wealth.

- Gonna put it somewhere safe.
- A bank?

Fuck, no. Don't trust banks.

I'm gonna bury it
where no one but me can find it.

I'm getting married.

- If this is about a dowry--
- I'm under 18,

so I can't get married
without a parent's consent.

- I just need you to go downtown.
- To whom...

- Hmm?
-...are you getting married?

His name's Neil.

What tax bracket?

He got an accident settlement,
collects disability.

Seven figure settlement? High sixes?

Disability for what?

- He's paralyzed.
- On painkillers?

- How old?
- He's 23.

- No.
- No, what?

No, you don't have my blessing.

I don't want your blessing,
just your consent.

I'm sorry, I can't support this union.

Well, why not? He's really nice

and it was your stupid idea to go
begging on the street with my baby

that got me into this
mess with the DCFS.

He could live another 50 years.

You wanna stretch low six-figures
that long? With inflation?

Marriage is a serious commitment.

I will not let you go into it
for the wrong reasons.

Go to Evergreen Assisted Living.

Plenty of men 80 or older.

They'd write you
into their will for a handjob.

- I'll give you 100 bucks.
- Don't insult me!

Two hundred.

I'm giving you the benefit
of my years of experience.

I single-handedly solved
the homeless problem in this country.

You should have seen where these people
were when I found them.

They've come so far because I helped
them reach their full potential.

They just don't know
that you're ripping them off!

Different family, same fucking Frank!

- Three hundred.
- Save your money, freckles.

Maybe one day you can buy your beau
a new spinal cord.

- Yo.
- What's going on over there?

I'm cleaning up dog shit.
How much we clear?

God. The system's down.
You think they're onto us?

No,no,no.No.
The website just went back online.

It probably just crashed.

Okay, well, let me know
when it's back up.

All right, I'm on it. Come on.

That's it. Russian news.
He's forcing her again.

Uh-huh.

You got a minute?

Hey, what's up?

I wanna get married
so I can keep Franny.

But they won't let me do it
without consent,

and fucking Frank won't do it.

But it can be a parent or a guardian.

- I know you hate me right now, but I--
- I'll do it.

- You will?
- Here.

It's not what I want for you.
But if this is what you want--

It is. I care about him a lot.
And whatever I have to do-

You don't have to do a thing.

It's like I told you, it's your life.
It's your choices.

Thank you, Fiona.

Fiona, for you. Some dude from the bank.

I gotta take this.

Hi, this is Fiona.

Well, I appreciate that, but 80,000
isn't enough. I need the 100.

Well, is there anything that I can do?
I promise that I--

Okay. Thanks.

Hey.

- What's going on?
- DEA.

They got us for that thing
with the hepatitis drugs from India.

How long till we're
up and running again?

We're shut down.

What, for good?

Yeah, unless the Justice Department
lets Gene put a server

in his cell at Leavenworth.

- Fuck me.
- Dude.

Hey, dude, it's just an internship.
You'll get another one.

Big Pharma can kiss my ass!

You! You...

Take care of Rocky. Take care of Rocky!

What the fuck am I
supposed to do with her dog?

Doesn't look like much of a brawler,
but you could take him to the dogfights.

Worst thing that happens,
you bury the pieces.

- Shouldn't you be packing?
- I'm not going.

Why the hell not?

I'm getting back together with Dom.

I'm gonna go get her some flowers.

Get in.

Not if you're gonna
beat the crap out of me.

Get in the damn car.

There.

Leave some space please. Back up.

- What's your name?
- Mariana.

I thought a hearse was only
supposed to go five miles an hour!

- Well, she came out of nowhere.
- Police will be here in a minute.

Look, I got a body in the back.
I'm late for a funeral.

Back up, sir. Back up.

She's conscious and lucid, open
compound fracture on her right femur,

contusions over her upper body.

Distended abdomen.
Possible pneumothorax,

no obvious spinal displacement.

God, why don't you just go ahead
and put me in the hearse?

Hey, you're not dying.

All right, let's immobilize her.

Yes. Yes, yes. Baby.

Hey, Etta. You okay?

McMahon's been up
moaning half the night.

He gets so sad when he's sick.

He needs his momma. Yes.

So I heard from the bank.

They'll give me a loan for 80 grand.

For what?

For the laundromat? The lease?

You'd give me 80,000 for this place?

I never thought it was worth that much.

Do you remember
our conversation yesterday?

Of course I do.

You said that you'd sell it to me.

I know what I said.

And I'm gonna let you live
upstairs. Remember?

So I got a term sheet here.

I just have to write the number.

Give it here.

And where do I sign?

Right there.

It's all yours.

Starting two large bore IVs.

I promised my son I'd be home
in time to tuck him in.

- If I die-
- You're not dying.

Listen, you're gonna have to tell him
something for me, okay? You promise?

Promise me!

I promise.

Try to relax.

He's gonna know what it means.

Pressure's dropping! BP 60 over 40.

Stay with me, Mariana. How far are we?

- Two minutes!
- She's probably bleeding out. Go!

Come on. Talk to me!

Shit.

Carl, meet Shithead.

Shithead, meet Carl.

Dad.

I'll let you kids get
to know each other.

Wait, Carl the dude
who trimmed his dick?

Damn, I wouldn't let anyone
within 10 feet of myjunk with a knife.

- You're not circumcised?
- Hell, no.

I don't mind it anymore.

You know she's got gonorrhea, right?

Thought you were off today.

Hey, yeah, no, now I
need the extra hours.

Hey, uh, you know any place
I could keep Rocky?

I could put him up front.
How long you need me to watch him?

Just till my ex-boss gets out of prison.

Hey, you, um...

You think we could just pretend
like the last 24 hours never happened?

Why would I do that?
You've been kind of a dick.

Yeah, I, uh...

I have this habit
of falling into relationships.

You know, I'm trying really hard
not to repeat old patterns.

I don't have time for drama in my life.

I won't make any.

You mean, you can keep
it fun and casual?

Absolutely. Yeah, you know, I...

I could casually go down on you later.

You know, and I promise that
I won't flip out, no matter

how many times
we have to change the sheets.

You know, me and my, uh, magic cock,
we're ready to go.

- I'm off at 9:00.
- Okay.

Bring your tongue.

{ON TV) Take a look at this play
again in the web replay.

An amazing glove at third...

Good day, former Gallagher and Liam.

Highlights?
You don't get the sports package?

Should come to my house.
Ten games on at once.

Get out, Frank.

You put three words together!

I told the doctors that fetal alcohol
syndrome wouldn't wreck your brain.

What do you want?

The shovel that belongs to me.

I got some planting to do.

What's this?

Military school.

Well, that's a great idea
and you can join the Army.

Travel halfway around the world
and build roads and hospitals

for people who want us dead.

I don't know if I should go, though.

Wanna grow up to be a man.

Definitely can't learn that from you.

Well, the first rule of manhood
is to provide for your family,

and, believe me,
my family's well provided for.

They appreciate their father.

I got a 50-inch TV and a massage chair
that's got your name on it.

It's right down the street. Yeah.

Why you have phone if you do not answer?
Where have you been?

Wanted to think out how to say this.

Say what?

We know about Yvon.

- How did you find out?
- Does it matter?

He threatened to cut my fingers off
if I told you we were married.

He even showed me
the cleaver he would use.

Hold up. Did you say married?

Yes. Yvon is husband, not father.
You knew this.

So you didn't fuck your dad?

Not since I left Russia.

You're married to someone else?

Hey. Ask me how my day was.

I'm really not in the mood.

It was fucking awesome. Ask me why.

I bought the laundromat
across the street.

Look, uh, I'm gonna finish cleaning up.

How about you go
help set up for Carl's party?

I'm serious.

Okay. What'd that set you back about?

Eighty grand. But I'm gettin' a loan.

What collateral?

The house.

Yeah, you don't own the house.

- It's in my name.
- Yeah, but it belongs to all of us.

It's in my name.

Fiona, you're gonna risk the house?

No, cause I'm gonna make every payment.

What the fuck do you know
about running a laundromat?

What the fuck did I know
about running a diner?

Well, this dump had no
place to go but up.

The laundromat's a great business.

No employees, no spoilage.
It's a great investment, too.

It's only gonna increase in value
once I fix the place up.

I'm gonna turn it into a scene,
like I told you. You were into it.

- I got a plan.
- I don't give a shit about your plan.

Why not?

How about, "Way to go, sis,"
or, "I believe in you"?

Is that so fucking hard?

You're making a huge mistake.

How huge? Huh?

Like, blowing a grant and getting kicked
out of college. That huge?

There's the chair.

Don't you let anybody tell you
that Daddy didn't provide.

Hmm?

Hey. Line up. Let's see how you did.

Is there somebody in my room?

Oh, you found our emergency fund.
It's great.

Isn't it? So, we're
covered if they ever

come and try to take
the house away again.

Or if New Lip gets
into college, right, son?

What are you doing? Wait a second.
Okay. Hold on.

Come on. We're family.
Will you tell him, New Monica?

My name's Delores.

I was keeping it safe for us.
So the fucking IRS wouldn't get-

Oh, no, no, come on, no!

All right. This is for
Carl so let's just

pretend like we're
having a good time.

Where is everything?

Don't look at me.
I asked Debs to take care of it.

I need help getting Neil inside.

Where the hell is the banner? The cake?

- Ian said he'd do it.
- Where the fuck is he?

He was supposed to get back
from work two hours ago.

- You couldn't have just handled it?
- I didn't ask to play mom, all right?

Neither did she.
Is anyone gonna help me with Neil?

Bad news. We don't have a party for you.
I'm sorry.

It's okay. I'm not sure if I'm gonna go.

What?

What do you mean? Cause of Dom?

No. What if they haze me?

You're way tougher than they are.

Yeah. Seems hard. All of it.

You did juvie no problem.

I mean, you let someone hack your dick.
What could be harder than that, right?

Gallaghers are a lot of things,

but no one says we
back down from a challenge.

Yeah.

Yes?

I couldn't save someone.

She died right in front of me. She
wanted me to tell something to her kid.

I don't even know what language it was.

You're the only person I wanted to tell.

My roommates aren't here.

I don't, uh, know how to do this.

I'll show you.

You don't need that. You can't
get an STD off a silicone cock.

No, it's for me.

I'm a top.

I am, too.

I'm not getting fucked in the ass.

I'm not either.

Hey, Sergeant Winslow.

Wanted to make sure you got on that bus,
even if I had to handcuff you to it.

Uh, no, you don't.

Hey, you ready?

No.

I'm going though. Think I need to.

Need some direction.

I'm not good at school.

Not good at sports.

Definitely don't wanna
be back on the corner.

One thing I do know is I can take
a punch and hit harder back.

Hopefully, I can put that to some use.

Call. Email.

Don't make me come down there
and embarrass the hell out of you.

I'm proud of you.

I'm gonna come back a man.

How long you think he'll last?

A week.

Four hours.

I need to make sure
some punk doesn't have

his hands down my
daughter's drawers.

I'm gonna go start Neil's dinner.
Sound good?

I'm hungFY-

Heading home.

Patsy's.

You know, it's not too late.

You can still back out of that loan.

Hey, fresh meat.

I'm gonna fuck you up.

Anyone else wanna haze me?

Huh?

Didn't think so.

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