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Have you taken your meds?
Yeah, your daddy is all coked up.
Mom left dad. Dad moved to Los Angeles without any money.
He sold the cabin to an investor who's moving in the day after tomorrow.
You shouldn't be talking to guys like Repe.
Holiday? I'm not on a damn holiday.
I've been laid off for...
both victims of their liberal upbringing.
SANNA HAS POKED YOU
So, what're you waiting for? Poke her back!
- Don't stress it. - For real.
Just do it!
- What're you doing here? - I'm moving back.
Mom and dad are going to the cottage.
You got kicked out again?
I haven't had an address in like a year.
You fucking bohemian.
YOU LIKED SANNA'S PICTURE
Why are you stalking some chick online?
She poked me.
Po-po-po-poked.
Poke her with your dong.
Chicks love it when you poke them with your dick.
For real.
She's dating some Australian exchange student.
Miku...
Oh, yeah.
I got this idea.
I would throw a fucking intense rager.
Yeah?
So, you could invite that chick and her friends.
You don't want a high school party.
Of course! They're over sixteen.
Meat's already almost rotten when hair starts to grow.
REMEMBER THESE THINGS:
1. YOUR FRIEND DIED
2. DON'T USE THE WORD PARTY
3. DON'T MENTION ME, BECAUSE I'M A COP-MAGNET
Sorry to disturb. We're having a memorial service.
Here's my number, in case there's too much noise.
I'll calm everyone down.
- Bye. - Bye.
IS SANNA COMING?
MAYBE?
My friend died in a car crash.
If there's too much noise, this is my number.
I HEARD THAT SANNA ISN'T OFFICIALY IN A RELATIONSHIP
NO ONE IS
THAT'S DEEP
I TOOK CARE OF THE CLEANER
SO WE DON'T HAVE TO STRESS TOMORROW
Mister postman!
Did you deal the notes?
Mom's going to kill you.
Hey, for real. Think about it.
Today is the day you'll place a log in the firepit.
Today is the day you'll dump your trash in the gutter.
Why do you obsess with getting me laid with a random chick?
You're freeze too much.
So?
Think about this.
Mom is a career woman.
Dad pumps iron.
I am an artist and you're just some dude.
You're no damn artist.
Sanna.
- Hello? - Take it.
- Hello? - Hello?
Hi, who is this?
It's Miku.
Oh, hi.
It's your girl, Sanna.
Sanna-u-banga.
I can't hear you.
Sorry, my brother's doing some stupid shit.
You're throwing a party?
Mom's laid off, and we have an empty crib.
Yeah, I'm going to be there?
Oh, cool.
Ask her to bring her friends over.
Thanks for the invite.
See ya.
- Bye. - See ya.
Well?
Finally lil'bro starts to wake up!
So fucking funny.
Where are you going now?
Dude...
Remember. When you say no, you could also just say yes.
What's that supposed to mean?
Think about it.
But don't over think it!
- Hi! - Hi.
You can put your clothes into the bedroom.
- Honey, are you alright? - How come?
Where is Sebu?
My brother is getting the DJ setup.
Are you Sebu's brother?
Yeah, I'm Miku.
I have to tell you something.
You're you dating Carlos?
Me and Carlos...
It's nothing serious.
We've just been dating for a lwhie.
You're pretty wasted.
I want to be really messed up with you.
I don't have any condoms.
That's okay.
Let's just have fun.
What did you want to tell me?
What the hell...
What the fuck, Sebu?
You need the ER. I'm calling you a cab.
Fuck no, put the phone away.
Go back to that room...
and bang Sanna!
Hey, let's just go Come on.
Stop the party!
Turn down the music!
This is Miku speaking
Yes, everything is fine.
Ok yes. We'll turn down the music.
So that little Onni get's his sleeps.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Change the music to dream pop.
Do we have a nurse here?
When did you become so cool?
Get youself fixed.
Yeah?
I don't have condoms.
There are lots of people here.
Somebody is bound to have one.
Hey, this is not a lie.
I really like you.
I guess I like you too.
Sebu said you want to be with me.
Yeah.
But...
I might be looking for something else.
Like what?
You're this party chick, which is like cool and all.
But I don't see us binge watching Sopranos
Or going to raves.
But you like rave parties.
My friends like rave parties.
Shut up and kiss me.
Hey.
It goes straight to the answering machine
Well, leave a message.
Leave a message!
This is dad.
Could you watch after Miku next week?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What happened here?
Oh hell..
Have we been robbed?
Don't just stand there. Call the police!
Miku?
...the yard is shattered and there is a weird van outside.
And the apartment is trashed too.
Hey, who the hell are you?
I'm whit P. Yrjala.
What are you doing here?
You can forget about this call.
Am I in the wrong place again?
This is Keijukaari 12, isn't it?
Miku Hellgren made the reservation.
I think you should leave now.
- Are you the owner of the property? - Please leave.
- Are you... - Fuck off!
Hi.
I heard that Sebu threw quite a party yesterday?
I slept for two hours.
Hmmm, tell him that I said hi.
He's getting stitched up.
Stitched up? Surprising.
So, what can I get you, guys?
I will charge you, even if I leave now.
- Where's our boy? - He said that he will be back soon.
Are you sure you don't want me to clean?
Did you have fun yesterday?
Yeah, nice that you could make it.
You should be careful with me.
How come?
I have loads of issues.
I just don't think about them when I'm drunk.
Isn't that the reason to get drunk?
No.
I think I should go.
Message me when you want a re-run.
Fuck.
Miku!
Miku, you drag your ass back home right n...
SCREWED
Can we stop at a gas station?
Can we stop at a gas station?
This is Minna .
So, did you even get laid?
I hope you did.
It's going to be a dry summer.
You know not to play tennis without socks?
Oh, my God.
What got you to remodel our home?
- Me? - The living room was destroyed.
Why did you even come home?
Miku?
Did one of your friends really die?
What?
I didn't know you talk to the neighbors.
You crazy bitch!
Miku!
Hi!
Did you sleep well?
You threw my phone on the freeway.
Do you want a soft drink?
I promise not to mention what happened.
Hi, I came to meet the neighbors, I'm Elias.
- I'm Minna. - Nice to meet you.
So, cottage neighbors. Where have you moved?
Right there. 12 years ago, though.
Oh?
We're about to light the barbecue.
Would you like to join us with your family, or?
Yes, I'd love to.
I'll get my mother. She's in our cabin.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Bye.
Jaakko, hey. Wake up.
Give me your hand.
You're so cute, Elias. You must get all girls.
I'm sure I would.
They're both victims of liberal parenting.
So you're not an only child?
My sister is 24 and pretty wild.
She's been traveling in the States for a while now.
She's coming back today or tomorrow, or?
She would make a nice summer girl for Miku.
So, Miku. So what's up with you?
What do you mean?
How's life?
Ouy in the country side with my parents. Nothing much.
So what do you think? Should we go fishing tomorrow?
Let's go to the pier bar, instead.
So tomorrow's a party night. huh?
We've been there a few times with my brother.
Why there?
You can buy beer there. And nobody check for ID.
Sounds fun. Do you want one?
Thanks.
Have you had this place for a long time?
Yeah, I think I was around five 5 when we got it.
We've also had our place for quite some time.
How come you don't know the bar?
We don't need to hide to drink beer.
Hey, give me your number. Let's get drunk tomorrow.
My phone's broken.
Take this one. If mom calls, it's me.
Okay. Thanks.
I'll get my mom now. It's been a long day.
Miku? Breakfast is ready.
Have you got time to eat?
Come get some food.
What are you doing?
I'm preparing for tonight.
If the door is shut, it stays shut.
The door stays shut. - Yeah, okay.
Do you want some eggs?
No, thanks.
Daddy's chili eggs are ready. Let's eat.
Wife! Hurry.
- Hello? - What's up?
Nothing much.
Okay .
I'm good.
Just waking up.
- Do you want to take a boat trip? - Right now?
No, the day after tomorrow.
Yes, right now!
Fuck, I'm slow.
Yeah, you're not the sharpest knife in the shed.
Sure, let's do it. Are you coming to get me?
I'll be right there.
Hello?
Are you asleep?
Hi.
What take you so long?
Hop on
Hi there.
Hi.
can I have two beers?
Where did you leave Sebu?
Sebu is in Africa.
Sure he is.
Did you come with a boat?
No we did not.
That would be 14 euros.
Those are 5 euros each.
The 5 euro beers are for adults.
You got to be kidding me.
You want it or not?
Thanks.
Thank you.
- Cheers. - Cin cin.
Whoa.
A bad one.
But still good.
Are you in a hurry, when you drink that first?
This it the spot.
Mom has been going crazy since last week.
What happened last week?
I threw a party.
It was quite the rager.
Mom and dad were not that pleased.
Ouch. How bad was it?
Well..
We had puke on the walls and blood on the floor.
The living room table was in pieces.
What the hell? Where was my invitation?
If I'd known you would have been on top of the list
You like to play iy rough?
I guess.
Should we drink these and get some more?
You're quite fast, aren't you?
Your turn to get the next round.
Ok.
There you go.
You like beer?
Have you got a girl here? A summer chick?
No, there's nothing here. This place is dead.
No
Too bad, or?
I once got a mite here.
Okay?
- It was down in my groin. - What?
Yeah.
That's nasty. You got it off?
With the pliers, you know?
But I didn't get the mite disease.
Bordello-osis or what's it called?
You got lucky.
A friend of mine got paralyzed in the face.
For real?
- Cool. - Yeah, not cool.
Maybe you'll get paralyzed in your dick. You shoild be careful.
Sure, I will.
But, what would you do with it here anyway?
Like you said, this place is dead.
Yupp, yupp.
What kind of cottage do you have?
Quite close to your cottage
It hasn't actually been in any real shape in a long while.
But we've always had a bed to bang in.
Sorry, what did you say?
I have a bed to banc in. There's almost never anyone there.
Ducks are ugly animals.
You like ugly things?
Not ugly ducks.
Well, what do you like?
- Beer. - Yeah, I can see that.
I finished already. Should we get more?
Now it's your turn.
- Be my guest - Should we get a shot?
Sure.
Have you ever tasted a shot called "Granny's Dimple"?
It is Bailey's and licorice.
Granny's nipple.
Granny's Dimple
Go get us some granny's nipples, will you?
There are loads of grannies on the dock.
It better be a good nipple.
You known it will.
I'm starting to get wasted.
It doesn't matter.
Except if we get stopped by the harbor patrol.
They suck. I know from experience.
I didn't even think about that.
I think I should drink a glass of water.
Like a glass of water will do any good.
I'll get some.
Your mom's there.
Oh, fuck!
I don't think it's that serious.
Hi, what's up?
I'm on the country side with Jaakko and Miku.
I'm at the bar because our cottage doesn't have internet.
I needed to send a few work e-mails.
Holiday?
I'm not on a damn holiday. I've been laid off fuck's sake!
I need to keep the company afloat, so that I don't get fired
Listen to this.
As a cherry on top, Miku destroyed our home.
No, I can't get a hold of Sebu.
He said that Nigeria has a shitty reception.
These aren't the things that stress me out.
You remember what I sald about the browser history?
Who the fuck else?
I trained a yoga butt, I waxed my snatch, but no...
He just does not seem interested.
I waxed it all, felt like a teenager again.
But still, nothing.
Jaakko? Stressed out?
Do you want to go fishing?
I have liquor.
Let's do it.
You first.
You've started smoking.
And drinking.
You're just like your brother.
Soon you'll be helping the less fortunate in Africa.
Yeah, Sebu has truly changed.
How about your relationship things?
How about yours?
A sharp one, aren't you?
Hey, Jaakko.
Uh, what?
How about we make one more child?
What?
But my cords are cut?.
So what? There are ways to undo it.
Aren't the two of them enough?
What if they are not enough?
We can try at least?
Well how about our economy?
Screw it!
I have a freaking headache.
Excuse me?
Hello?
- Who the fuck is this? - I have Elias's phone.
How long have you been hooking up?
Sorry? I don't really get what you're aiming at.
Tell Ellias to give me a fucking call!
Come to the beach ;)
Hi.
My head is about to explode.
Yeah.
Somebody is trying to get a hold of you
I'm on a holiday.
Yeah, but...
If you could do it anywhere, where would you do it?
Do what?
Grow flowers.
Du. Do it!
Fuck?.
I don't know. Probably in a...
You're still a virgin, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
But it could be a good thing.
You should hold on to that.
Where would you bone?
Don't think too much.
What the fuck?
What kind of sodo-meeting is this?
Excuse me?
CEOs have board meetings, gays have sodo-meetings.
What the fuck, Sini? I didn't know you were here.
I couldn't stay away from my little brother.
Did you get your morning high?
Of course she did. This is my sister, Sini.
Hi, I'm Miku.
Hi.
I need to go.
I didn't know your sister was coming.
Yeah, me neither.
She's kind of fun, when she's not fucked up.
Just like you.
How come?
You don't have to be messed up all the time.
But it's fun.
You don't know what fun is.
I'm not. usually, like, out of it.
Are you sure?
Oh fuck, Sini.
Ha, ha. Really funny.
Where are my clothes?
What the hell are you high on?
You two were so cute, I wanted to help you out.
That wasn't really helping.
I got more mosquito bites
Yeah.
Your food's burned on the stove.
Mom's making lunch.
Where's mom?
I want to take your photo.
Where's mom?
Sini...
Hello?
I want to take your photo.
Jesus.
Wait here.
Hello?
- Hi. - What are you up to?
Did you know that Sini is here?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I saw her a moment ago.
What are you doing?
I'm just thinking.
You should be thinking about the house sale.
That's is it!. It's just fine They're buying it tomorrow.
There's still lot's of things to be done.
No, no. All is fine.
That's why we are here.
I need alcohol.
Is your mom alright?
What's it look like?
What are you thinking?
Nothing special.
What did it feel like?
Feel like?
Did you feel it in your stomach?
Have you been eating my cookies?
- What do you think? - So you did feel it.
I sometimes get a bit cocky.
If I want to do something, I do it.
Just like on the beach.
Do you get it?
Yeah.
But we can be just friends if you want.
I've had a few friends with benefits.
We've stayed as friends even if we have boned.
Are yoy for real? What are you on?
Hotdogs.
Fuck.
I can be spontaneous sometimes.
You don't know what you're talking about.
That Repe guy once opened up to me.
He fells shitty for you shutting him out for showing emotions.
Sorry, but when have you talked to him?
You drugged him over to our parents.
- Like a thousand years ago. - Four years ago to be exact.
Be that as it may,
a kid of that age shouldn't be talking to Repe.
Are you with us?
Hi.
- Are you alright? - Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
I think that Elรญas has more experience in boy stuff.
Him kissing you doesn't necessarily make you gay.
I think that this is a bit to deep for me.
This discussion or everything?
Or what do you mean?
I don't know.
Have you ever been with someone before?
With girls or guys?
Well...
I've had this thing with a chick.
What? You've been with a girl?
Well? Have you?
That's what I said.
But, to what extent?
What do you mean like now?
I've also had a thing with a chick, but...
Are you bisexual?
I'm Elias.
Are you bisexual, Miku?
- Leave him be. - You started it.
I think it depends on the persons.
I think so too.
So you are quite far in the closet.
- Everybody knows what I've done. - Not you, Miku.
Fuck.
Do you want to have kids?
I want the right person.
But did you get hard?
Hey! I just want you to relax.
I've dreamed of cocks for a long time.
I dream of Transformers.
I hope they were fucking.
Well.
I used to be bullied, and when it stopped
I didn't want it to start all over again.
I didn't want to give reason for more noise.
Okay. I don't get it.
Mom used to beat everybody. Then Elias get older,
and he started to do beating.
Yeah, well. I punched my bully in the face .
He turned out to be gay as well.
Sometimes it's nice to stay invisible.
To be invisible. Or ordinary.
Sounds boring.
But I like it. To be left alone
Don't you?
We are different, you and I.
Perhaps.
Ok.
What the fuck are you blaming me for?
I didn't steal your fucking card.
What the hell has Sini gotten in to?
I put it on the table, and then it was gone.
And then you were there!
- Give it back! - Put that fucking thing away.
I know that it was you. Give it back
Riding the cock carousel doesn't mean you can say whatever you want!
What the fuck is your problem? Fuck off!
If you get any closer, I will get a boner.
What the fuck?
Let's take this outside!
Okay, let's do it outside.
You're a fucking stud.
A what?
A stud
Should we go in there?
Fuck, guys.
I've been looking for you all night.
Your mom has called me two hundred times.
Take it easy.
Time to head home.
Okay.
I didn't sell you beer.
Of course not. Just go already.
Go home.
I have nothing against homosexuals.
As long as they don't beat me up without reason.
Wake up. Your dad is coming.
Your dad.
Where have you been?
What's up?
We came by with Minna yesterday.
Did you hang out with mom?
We didn't see her, or anyone else for that matter.
Hi.
Is this the wild one?
I haven't had a hangover in over four years.
Afternoon.
Who are you?
I'm Koivu. I met these guys yesterday.
Are you from here?
I am the driver for a documentary team.
I thought about fixing the flowerbed today.
Ok.
I borrowed this phone.
The flowerbed isn't going to build itself.
How angry is mom?
She was this close to calling the Coast Guard.
But mom is mom.
Fag.
Can you fucking call me??
Your phone is ringing all the time.
- Still? - It's getting bombed constantly.
You should have turned it off.
But for real. He called from an unknown number.
He yelled at me.
So... I broke up with him a few weeks ago.
- Okay. - Well, what?
You've been here for a couple of weeks.
Are you trying to sound dramatic?
My dick has been in your mouth, so I'd.
like to know what is happening
It wasn't going anywhere.
You got bored so you had to break it off?
- What're you saying? - People are messing around...
and breaking up all the time.
- No, they're not. - Yes they are.
People start relationships all this time.
But what is this guy all about?
It is what it is.
And I'm here now.
So this is just a rebound?
- Does it feel like a rebound? - Answer me.
I'm going to the bathroom. The condoms are in the kitchen cupboard.
I thought I had to hide here the whole day.
Here.
Thanks.
Elias!
I'm going in to town. I'll be back in an hour.
I need to take my pills and get some sleep.
It's half past. I'll be back in an hour.
- Bye. - Bye.
Well that was embarrassing.
Come on.
This s like a scene from a bad porn movie.
You're right
Too much talk in between the pounding
- Oh that's just bad. - No, it's awesome.
You shouldn't have given me your phone.
What are you talking about?
I keep thinking about what has happened.
How about you just leave it be?
- I can't. - Yes, you can.
- Maybe you need to calm me down. - Stop doing that.
- Don't be like that. - What's your problem?
I'm not here to start a relationship.
I'm just about to lose it.
- Take it easy. - If there is something.
Let's talk it through.
I don't have issues
I'm here. We're having fun. Isn't that enough?
- But it's enough. - Then, what the fuck is your problem?
I don't have a problem.
You are just flipping without a reason.
So, what's the fucking point?
You're clearly not able to relax, so either we talk
or we end this right now.
Just make up your mind.
Maybe we should end this when the summer is over.
I think it sounds logical.
Have you got someone waiting for you?
Oh, so now you're interested?
I think it's great if you have someone.
It's great if you have someone you want to be with.
You're weird as fuck
You're the one who started this conversation.
Oh, you're so messed up.
I want to smoke cigarettes, fuck and get wasted.
Then we do that.
Damn it.
How long have we been here?
Five or six hours, I guess
Where the fuck is mom?
We can be like this everyday if you want.
Until autumn.
Until summer ends.
Then we can fly south.
We have a place there.
Oh you have two holiday homes?
Yeah.
Or soon we'll just have one.
How come?
The one we have in Spain.
We are supposed to move out from here.
But we're not going to do it.
I don't get it.
Mom left dad. Dad moved to Los Angeles without any money.
Sold this house there, to a foreigner.
They're coming here the day after tomorrow.
Are you for real?
What are you looking for?
I should find mom.
Is she really missing?
I always find her.
We can help you clean up or move if you want.
We're not cleaning up.
I don't really get this.
Maybe we shouldn't bother.
Right?
What's happening here?
I thought about going back to Helsinki.
Okay. Why?
This place makes me fucking sick.
I think we can have still have fun.
How much fun are you having?
I think you are stressed out.
How much fun are you having?
Take your phone.
See you later.
I can help you look for your mom.
You can't answer like that.
But I just did. Who is this?
- It's Miku. - I can't reach you?
My phone is broken.
Did Android freeze?
It's in a ditch by the freeway.
Are you still at the cabin?
Yeah, it sucks. Where are you?
I went berry picking.
What?
I got fired from work.
You were working?
Yeah, I was working at a warehouse.
How can you get fired from there?
I threw a suspension kit at a guy.
Come here.
I'm afraid of mom.
She thinks I threw the party.
She doesn't even know you're home.
I just can't deal with her shit.
Please, just come.
I'm losing it here.
Dicks.
Yeah, speaking of which.
Yeah?
Would it be weird if I was gay?
It would be weird if we started fucking.
But if you like cock in your butt then go for it.
You suddenly started to like cock?
- Well, I am gay. - Well. Okay.
Yeah.
Well whatever.
This is the way things went.
But for real, you...
You fucked that Sanna girl?
Well now I fuck guys, I guess.
What? Who?
There is this guy, who I met here.
Woah, fuck. What?
- You are gay! - That's what I am.
So cool
Are you there?
Yeah.
You are going to get laid so much.
I don't think that's the way it works.
Of course it does. You've been gay for like two days.
and you got laid already
Can I tell everyone?
Not really, I want to do it myself if I need to.
This was really brave of you.
I'm going to drink Ephedrine now.
You crazy fuck
You zone out just like your father.
Dad has narcolepsy.
What do you think about when you zone out?
I make melodies and sounds for things I see.
The more tired I am, the better the sounds.
You know, I do exactly the same thing.
Oh yeah?
If a grown woman dreams, people think she's crazy.
Which doesn't really bother me.
But if people don't get you,
they'll think you're an asshole.
You can dream as much as you want.
I don't need your approval.
Elias is up there, if you want to see him
No, I came here to see if you're alright.
- Hello? - The buyers are coming tomorrow.
Mom keeps calling for dad. She's not sleeping.
- So what? - She needs help! Don't you get it?
- Fuck. - She just goes on and on about dad.
Hello?
Hello?
I had to do something.
I need to go now.
Where the hell are you?
Koivu is taking us to the hospital.
You think I can do this alone?
I can't do this right now.
There's bus money in the kitchen, if you need it.
Do what you want. I need to go.
Could we all go outside?
I'm in the middle of work.
Let's go outside.
- Such a good weather. - Then, go!
Dad's chili eggs are served.
Okay.
Do you want to go fishing today?
You're on your meds?
Yeah, your daddy is all coked up.
Hey, mom.
Hi there.
I'm gay.
What's happening here?
Sorry that I'm crying, Miku.
I'm just so happy that it was you.
All these years, when I' ve seen gay porn in the,
browser history
I've thought that it was daddy's.
I'm just so happy that it was you.
I've been so fucking angry for eo long.
It was me.
Hey, hold on. Just hold on for a minute.
This is why we don't have sex anymore?
You don't approach me!
That's why?
You do not approach me.
Last time you started to cry.
I thought you were doing it out of obligation.
I've been blue balled for six months and you think I'm gay?
A browser full of gay porn and you are a body loving muffin.
What's that supposed to mean?
You're like... some fucking...
You like gardening.
You're tender.
What the hell are you talking about?
You're gayer than Miku!
You can fuck in here for all I care.
Where are you going?
Where the fuck ever.
We are going to Porvoo.
Let him cool off for a while.
What the hell are we going to Porvoo for?
I'll show you how gay I am.
Hi.
What's up?
How's your mom?
Sini is taking mom and Koivu home.
Are you still leaving?
I'm not going to take care of this deal alone.
I still think that you're making it up.
Sorry.
Do you want to hang out?
Mom thinks that dad's gay.
My mom thinks that dad's the love of her life.
Your mom doesn't get how hard it is to you.
Your mom doesn't know shit as well.
If this is a contest, I think your mom wins.
Okay.
How about we have some fun for now?
And then you leave and that's okay.
But let's not be here.
Fuck it.
Batman calling...
One missed call.
Morning.
Hi There.
Do you want chili eggs?
- What? - Breakfast, I can make some.
Nah, I do not know.
Last night I understood what a dickhead I am.
How come?
I thought about stuff.
I think you're cool.
No, I'm quite the dickhead.
I was with the guy for like two years.
And then I just...
vanished.
Go talk with him.
I don't want to talk to him.
It bothers you that he wants to talk to you.
Yeah because he wants me back.
Since when has that been your problem?
Aren't you the guy who says people break up too easily?
Plenty disagree with me.
I'm not even twenty years old. Why should I care?
I shouldn't.
Well, don't.
I need to get going.
Are you coming back before fall?
Batman doesn't kill people.
So you are going to talk with him?
- That's pretty cool. - Don't get too excited.
It might not become a habit.
I haven't got any problem. You go and do your thing.
Have you seen my socks?
Dad's socks are in the bedroom closet if you want.
Is your dad in the closet as well?
Do you like The Sopranos?
I haven't watched it.
I thought that if you come back,
we could help dad with gardening,
and binge warch it from the tablet.
Or?
Sure.
Luckily there's still some summer left.
See you later.
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