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[Snooki]
We're going to Jersey Shore,
bitch!
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Yeah!
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[Snooki]
We're gonna be living
in our old Shore house.
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Honestly, I'm scared.
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What about Ronnies?
Is he coming?
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Ron supposedly
got into a fight with Jen.
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Jen dragged him with the car
and drove him over a divider.
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Literally flesh was
coming out of his arm.
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No, it's not. No.
Did you see bone?
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[tires screeching]
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I was like,
are you coming?
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He's like,
I'm gonna try.
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No, you're not.
Don't.
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Party's here!
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Ahh!Hello!
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[Angelina]
Hi, Vinny.
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[Vinny]
When I just saw Angelina
in Vegas.
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You just slapped me in
the face. That's assault!
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I thought that
I wouldn't see her for,
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like,
another five years.
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I'm a little upset
that everyone else is kinda
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not reacting to Angelina
getting here.
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Want any more salt?Yeah, I want salt
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on your dick.
No, I'm kidding. [laughing]
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[Vinny]
Oh!
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♪ Here I come ♪
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Yeah, buddy!
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Party's here!
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The Situation
is under construction.
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This might not have been
the best idea.
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We're so classy now.
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On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.
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Get the frig outta here,
you crazy!
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♪ Here I come ♪
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♪♪
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[Angelina]
[gasps] Who wrote this?
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[Snooki]
What?
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"Being a trash bag"?
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That looks like my handwriting.
[laughing]
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You bitch!
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[Snooki]
Oh, wow, look
how clean it looks.
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Yeah, 'cause we haven't
destroyed it yet.
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Yeah.
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Let's do a little toast
right here.
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[Snooki]
Yes!
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To back where
it all started.
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To Seaside!
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Oh, yeah![all cheering]
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[JWoww]
Honestly, it's weird.
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It's like six years haven't
gone by, but they have,
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'cause like
this feels almost normal
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to be doing this right now.
It's so creepy.
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Ahh! Whoo!That water went down rough.
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Yes, that was so...Ahh!
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Ooh!Oh, my God,
it's burning now.
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That'll put hair
on your chest.
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[Snooki]
Danny left us a note.
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"Got you some drinks
and food.
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Have a good time.
Please don't touch the house."
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"Trash.""Do not trash the house."
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[Deena]
Trash the house.
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[JWoww]
We never did.
Well, actually--
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Are you kidding?
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Holy [bleep]!
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[Ronnie]
Piss right on the rug.
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[laughter]
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[Mike]
Hell, yeah.
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Batter up, bitch!
[bleep] you!
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[Mike]
[bleep]
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[crashing]
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[smoke alarm beeping][Snooki]
God, it's a forest fire!
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[Mike]
Somebody flushed a pair
of underwear.
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[Snooki]
Oh, my God!
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[all]
Yeah, buddy!
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Oh, yeah, we did trash
the house. Oh, yeah. Mm-hm.
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Yeah, I forgot.
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Yep, we were disgusting.
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[Angelina]
Mike, can you teach me?
What is up with this?
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That is funfetti cakes.
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What is--
is this your favorite?
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Yes.
[JWoww]
Everyone's favorite.
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Everyone loves funfettis.Even my kids' favorite now.
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Really?
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Yep!
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I've always been a fan
of funfetti,
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ever since a little boy.
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I remember this,
the first time
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I fell in love
with a funfetti cupcake.
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It was a vanilla funfetti
frosting with sprinkles.
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But it was homemade,
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and it was in
the 'frigerator too,
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so it was nice and frosty.
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You know what I'm saying?
It was nice and frosty.
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I have to break in
the-- the O.G. house
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with a funfetti cake.
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The simple things in life
make ya happy.
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Salamis!
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[Deena]
Will you make the famous
grilled cheese for me?
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Oh, my God, of course!
Do we have bread and cheese?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's-- that is--
that is the--
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Bro, you're gonna blow us up.
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I smell gas.
Don't burn down the house.
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It's burning the whole thing.
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We could possibly
blow up right now.
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[all shouting]
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[Snooki]
Is there a fire?
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[Ronnie]
Shut up!
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Oh.
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Yes!
Grill's on.
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Like, no time has passed.
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We pull everything out
of the fridge.
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[crashing]Oh!
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Ooh!
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[Snooki]
Danny said not to
trash the place!
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Mike, you're dripping it
everywhere.
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Why are we not grown up?Yep.
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[Mike]
We chop up everything.
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We grill everything because
we go in on Sunday dinner.
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One, two, three, four...
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Ha!
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[Pauly D]
Holy [bleep],
it's still burning.
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I think it'll
still taste good.Yeah.
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Five minutes
for dinner, right?
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[Vinny]
Done.
[Mike]
Time to eat!
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Look at this
dinner table.
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All right,
everybody have a seat.
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[Angela]
Wait! Wait for me.
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Mr. Sorrentino,
could we have a scooper?
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Yeah, since you're up,
honey?
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[Vinny]
And ketchup?
Mustard?
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Don't tell us to clean
your plate. Remember?
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Everybody should take each side
of my plate
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and walk it to the garbage.
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Everybody hands their plate
and holds one end of it.
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What he said,
that was real funny.
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[Mike]
Being back, cookin' a big meal
with the squad
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is pretty much
being back at home.
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We should say
a little bit of graces.
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Yes.Oh, no, pass.
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[Mike]
I am so thankful to
be here with all you guys.
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It's really a blessing
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that we're all here together.[JWoww]
Same.
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May God continue to
bless us all,
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and also bless
Deena's unborn child.
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[all cheering]
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I love new meatballs
this time of year!
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May it be a masculine child.[Deena]
Yes.
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[Snooki]
Yes!
[laughter]
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[Mike]
And also we pray for Ronnie,
who's not here.
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Yes.
And hopefully
he gets everything
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figured out
out in Vegases.
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Can I do a speech?No.
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[laughter]
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About that?
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I think Angelina
should make a speech.
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Angelina should make
the appropriate speech.
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Yeah.
[Vinny]
Okay.
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[Angelina]
Last time in Seaside,
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I really didn't care
to be there.
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Go home.
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You're an idiot, Mike.
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Back in the day,
I was, like, horrible.
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But I've changed
from back then.
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Like, let's take
the old memories, Angelina,
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and throw them out
and, like,
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now I'm ready
to create new ones.
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Angelina, take it away.
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[Angelina]
Thank you so much, God,
for giving us this food and--
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[Vinny]
All right, anyone else?
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[bleep] you, Vin,
you're an ass-[bleep].
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[Pauly D]
Can we do this grace...Oh, my God!
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...without an F-bomb?[JWoww]
We don't disrespect grace!
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[Angelina]
I don't know what it is
about this kid,
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but he really says something
out of his mouth
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and I get pissed
right off the bat.
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[Vinny]
[bleep] Staten Island girls
are [bleep] classy, bro.
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Why don't you do it, Vinny,
since you're so perfect?
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Be careful.
Tread carefully.
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[Mike]
These two got beef
right here.
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[Deena]
Yeah, you guys should
just [bleep] it out.
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[Vinny]
Yo, she wants the D.
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Oh, my God.
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I am praying that Angelina
and Vinny hook up.
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They have so much
sexual tension,
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then just get it out.
It's happening. Just go.
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Don't come at me, 'cause I got--
I got pieces in the chamber.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.[Vinny]
Wait a minute,
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what did you
just say to me?
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I got a loaded gun.
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What do you have
in the chamber with him?
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I'm gonna save it for
another time.
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[Angelina]
Vinny needs to check himself,
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because I got a lot
of [bleep] on that kid.
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[sighs] Well, I don't have
a chamber on you,
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'cause I don't think
about you ever.
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Ohh...!
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[JWoww laughing]
[Snooki]
Come on!
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Ohh...!
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That was a good one.
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Don't lie,
you think about me day,
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[bleep] afternoon,
and night.
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[all]
Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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[JWoww]
What's this chamber
of secrets you got, girl?
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Dinner is the place
where we air it out.
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[Mike]
Yo, Angelina says she's got one
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in the chamber for him,
and I'm waiting.
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I got me my popcorn.
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Bring the chamber out.
I want to see it!
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What's it have to
do with?
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[Snooki]
Chamber!
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[Snooki and Deena]
Chamber! Chamber! Chamber!
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[JWoww]
Seeing her face, I can tell
she got the good [bleep].
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Staten Island's coming for you.
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[JWoww]
Chamber.
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[Snooki and Deena]
Chamber! Chamber! Chamber!
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I'm about to blast this [bleep]
right in your face.
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[Vinny]
Well, you are the trash bag.
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You know you used to
hit me up
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back in the day
and try to [bleep] eff me.
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[Mike]
Oh, oh!
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Whoa![Snooki screaming]
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[Mike]
[bleep]!
Don't go there!
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I don't even know you!
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[Vinny]
Help me! I said
I won't do it!
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[Snooki screaming][laughter]
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[Mike]
Just when I thought people had
matured in their life...
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[all]
Oh!
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...nah.
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[Mike]
She stuck her ass
on the funfetti cake!
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No!
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[Angelina]
You know you used to hit me up
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back in the day
and try to [bleep] eff me.
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[Mike]
Oh, oh!
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Whoa![Snooki screaming]
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[Mike]
Oh [bleep]!
Don't go there!
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We want receipts!
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[laughter]
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I don't even know you!
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[Vinny]
What? Sorry.
I'm sorry. [laughing]
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I don't even know you!
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[Pauly D]
I'm starting to think
my Keto Guido
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right now is keeping
some stuff from me.
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I had no idea that you guys
hit each other up on the low.
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Are you guys gonna listen to
this lunatic?
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Oh!
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[Deena]
We want receipts!
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[laughing][laughing]
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[Deena]
Vinny and Angelina,
they've known each other
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00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:40,862
for 14 years,
so maybe-- maybe--
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it's real.
Like, this is real life.
253
00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:45,827
And say you want to
take me out on a date.
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And [bleep] you want
to get to know me.
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00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:48,655
Wanted to go on
a date with her?
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00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:50,517
Where'd you want to
bring her?
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00:08:50,517 --> 00:08:51,655
He wanted to bring her to
the Staten Island mall.
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[laughter]
259
00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:57,206
[Snooki]
That's it.
That was the chamber.
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00:08:57,206 --> 00:08:58,896
This is why I hate having
this girl here, like--
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00:08:58,896 --> 00:09:00,241
If you don't like me,
my question to you is,
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why did you bang me then?
263
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,689
Yeah, question to you is,
why'd you bang her then?
264
00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:05,034
[Snooki]
Ooh!
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00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:06,310
[Pauly D]
Facts! Inquiring minds
want to know.
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00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:08,206
[Snooki]
Unless it was
a hate bang.
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00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:09,758
[Angelina]
You wouldn't hate bang a girl
you didn't think was attractive.
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[Pauly D]
Yeah, exactly, bruh.
[laughing]
269
00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:14,965
In Staten Island, maybe this
is their way of flirting.
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00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:16,655
She's a totally coherent,
271
00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:19,896
intelligent, normal person.
Believe everything she says.
272
00:09:19,896 --> 00:09:21,000
I love sarcasm.
273
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,413
[laughter]
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00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:24,896
[Pauly D]
It's like in kindergarten when
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the boys would throw rocks at
the girls or whatever.
276
00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:29,275
Lie detector test!
Lie detector test!
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00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:30,862
Angelina's throwing rocks
at Vinny.
278
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,965
You can't just,
like, say lies about people.
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[Vinny]
Like, we lived in the same
block, which is not true.
280
00:09:36,137 --> 00:09:37,413
We were in the same area
growing up.
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00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:38,620
Okay, guys, listen--
look at this, look at this.
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00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,172
Why are you lying?[Pauly D]
Hold up.
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00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:41,793
This is Victory,
this is Bradley,
284
00:09:41,793 --> 00:09:43,206
this is the other side, okay?
285
00:09:43,206 --> 00:09:45,103
[JWoww]
Cross-streets.Miles, miles long.
286
00:09:45,103 --> 00:09:46,793
Bull-[bleep]-[bleep].
287
00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,310
Ooh!
288
00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:50,103
[Snooki]
Angelina and Vinny
are going at each other.
289
00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:52,068
Miles and miles
and miles!
No!
290
00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:53,448
You're lying![Vinny]
And miles!
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00:09:53,448 --> 00:09:54,965
[Snooki]
And honestly, I love it.
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00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:57,379
[bombastically]
And miles and miles away!
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00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,344
You [bleep] liar!
You lie and you lie!
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00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:02,586
Bang him, punch him in the face,
and let's move on from it.
295
00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:04,068
You're a [bleep] liar,
and you [bleep] know it!
296
00:10:04,068 --> 00:10:05,344
[Vinny]
Oh, my God!
297
00:10:05,344 --> 00:10:07,034
Seaside is also close
to Staten Island.
298
00:10:07,034 --> 00:10:08,586
It's all relative,
you [bleep].
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00:10:08,586 --> 00:10:10,137
[all]
Oh!
300
00:10:10,137 --> 00:10:12,344
[all shouting]
301
00:10:12,344 --> 00:10:13,862
[Mike]
Run, mother-[bleep], run!
302
00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,413
Get it!Oh, my God!
What's happening?
303
00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,103
[JWoww]
Oh, my God.
304
00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:19,000
[Mike]
We've been in the house for
like five minutes.
305
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,482
This [bleep] is normal, right?
306
00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:21,862
Someone help me!
307
00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:23,275
[Deena]
Angelina, stop!
[JWoww]
Don't!
308
00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:26,448
I feel like this is a Staten
Island mating ritual.
309
00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:28,034
Open the door if you got balls.
Open the door.
310
00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:29,034
Hold it, you're gonna break
the door.
311
00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:30,034
You're gonna break the door!
312
00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:31,344
[screaming]Oh!
313
00:10:31,344 --> 00:10:33,517
[JWoww]
'Cause it's like low-key
fighting,
314
00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:36,482
yet undertones of sexualness.
315
00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:37,689
[Angelina]
You're lucky.
316
00:10:37,689 --> 00:10:39,034
I'm gonna give you
a pass right now, bro.
317
00:10:39,034 --> 00:10:40,896
Go sit down.[Mike]
Ketchup? Ketchup?
318
00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:42,034
[Vinny]
"You got balls, right?"
319
00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:43,827
No!No!
320
00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:45,068
[all shouting]
321
00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:46,793
[JWoww]
Give him ammo! Give him ammo!
322
00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:50,413
[Snooki]
[screaming]
Where'd she go?
323
00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:52,310
[Deena]
I don't know. I'm not
trying to [bleep] be
324
00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:53,379
in the middle of
this [bleep].
325
00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,344
[Pauly D]
I can't, I'd die.
326
00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:55,379
[Angelina]
Where are you, Vin?
327
00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:56,482
Yo, I don't have shoes on.
328
00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:58,413
Mike, this is like us 2.0!
329
00:10:58,413 --> 00:10:59,448
I love it.
330
00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:04,103
[Pauly D]
Watch my freshies!
Watch my freshies!
331
00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:06,068
Ahh![laughing]
332
00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,586
Watch my freshies.
333
00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:09,344
[JWoww]
Ammo! She's got ketchup!
334
00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:11,586
Is there like
a back way here?
335
00:11:11,586 --> 00:11:13,551
I don't--
I don't know.
336
00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:16,965
Just when I thought people had
matured in their life...
337
00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:18,827
Vinny!
338
00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,482
...nah.
339
00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:21,689
[Snooki]
Watch the pregnant girl!
340
00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:23,896
Things will never change.
341
00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:24,931
[JWoww]
Deena, get in the living room![Snooki] Do not do it inside!
342
00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:25,931
[Snooki]
No, not inside!
343
00:11:25,931 --> 00:11:28,758
[all shouting]
344
00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:31,448
[Snooki]
I said not inside!
You [bleep]!
345
00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:34,413
[Snooki]
This is crazy.
Like, what are we doing here?
346
00:11:34,413 --> 00:11:36,241
All the memories
are coming back.
347
00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:39,551
It's just like another day in
the office with the roomies.
348
00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:41,000
Yo, Danny is not gonna be
happy about this.
349
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,241
[Snooki]
No! We're like older now!
350
00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:44,448
Not gonna be happy.We're like 30!
351
00:11:44,448 --> 00:11:46,655
[laughing]
Aah!
352
00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:47,655
[Mike]
Protect the pregnant
girl!
353
00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:48,724
Protect the pregnant!
354
00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,275
[Angelina]
Ooh!
355
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:51,793
Did we finish?
356
00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:52,827
Oh, no!Do not!
357
00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,793
I won't do it.
I won't do it.
358
00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:56,206
You-- don't do it.
359
00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:57,379
Yo, I won't do it!
I said I won't do it!
360
00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:59,034
Huh? She's your neighbor,
eh, cuz?
361
00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:00,000
[slow-mo distortion]
I said I won't do it.
362
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,413
[slow-mo distortion]
No!
363
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,275
[Vinny, slow-mo distortion]
Oh!
364
00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:07,310
[Mike, slow-mo distortion]
Be-- No!
365
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,689
[Pauly D]
Oh!
366
00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:11,724
[Snooki]
Oh, my God!
367
00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:13,103
[laughter]
368
00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:16,620
I'm peeing! I'm peeing!
[laughing] Oh, my God.
369
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,379
Don't mess with my man!
370
00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:20,137
[all shouting]
371
00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:22,000
[Deena]
Oh, my God!
372
00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:25,793
[Snooki]
Danny said not to
trash the place.
373
00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:27,379
Can they [bleep] now?
374
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,862
[Pauly D]
I am not getting my security
deposit back.
375
00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:35,965
[Angelina]
Where are you, Vin?
376
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,482
Someone help me!
377
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,034
[Mike]
She's still coming.[Snooki [screaming]
378
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:40,172
I won't do it if you--
379
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:41,448
don't do it.
I said I won't do--
380
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:44,413
[all shouting]
381
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:48,275
[Snooki]
My God! Oh, my God!
I'm peeing! I'm peeing!
382
00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:49,655
[laughter]
383
00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:51,137
[Pauly D]
Don't mess with my man!
384
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,448
[Snooki]
You guys,
use your shelter!
385
00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:53,586
Is she done?
386
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:55,068
[Snooki]
Can they [bleep] now?
387
00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:59,103
[JWoww]
Making funfetti.
388
00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:01,379
[Pauly D]
My dinner is ruined.
389
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:04,068
Vinny and Angelina keep going
at it, going at it, going at it.
390
00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:06,448
It's only a matter of time,
I can sense it.
391
00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:08,034
It's like we're about due
392
00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:11,103
for an anger bang between
Vinny and Angelina.
393
00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:12,206
You both [bleep] up!
You both [bleep] up.
394
00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:13,275
[Vinny]
No, she started with me.
395
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:15,137
No. No, [bleep] him.
396
00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:17,758
I say you guys make out--
I mean, hug it out.
397
00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:20,344
[Angelina]
I smell like [bleep]--
like-- like vinegar.
398
00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:23,241
This is my $200 dress
that Nicole picked out,
and you [bleep] it up.
399
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:24,310
You smell better.Go shower.
400
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,862
[Angelina]
No, I'm gross.
401
00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:27,517
I don't know. It smells like
an Italian sub in here, though.
402
00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:29,000
[JWoww]
It does. [laughing]
403
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,827
[Vinny]
Mike's about to eat us.
404
00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:31,965
[Pauly D] Hug it out.[JWoww] Hug it out.
405
00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:33,068
[Vinny]
No, I'm not hugging it out.
406
00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:34,000
I'll shake,
I'm not hugging it out.
407
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,965
[Angelina]
No, [bleep] that.
408
00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:36,482
[Snooki]
It's like a movie.
409
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,034
I'm just watching a movie
and I'm waiting for the climax.
410
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:40,620
[Pauly D] Hug it out.[JWoww] Just [bleep] shake!
411
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,068
[Vinny]
I am not hugging you.
I am not hugging you.
412
00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:43,896
♪ Just waiting
for the call back ♪
413
00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:47,896
♪ Telling me you're sorry
'cause you're feeling... ♪
414
00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:49,551
Just hug it out,
you [bleep] idiot.
415
00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:51,068
No, -- that.
416
00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:53,068
♪ Circling like clockwork ♪
417
00:13:53,068 --> 00:13:55,379
Sometimes I wish Vinny
would flirt-fight with me
418
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:58,000
the way he does Angelina.
I'm starting to feel neglected.
419
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,896
♪ Get out of my mind ♪
420
00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:06,827
♪ So I can leave you behind ♪
421
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:08,310
♪ You'll never be... ♪
422
00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,241
Hug it out!
Say you're sorry, now!
423
00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:11,551
No. No.What the [bleep]?
424
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,862
Let's leave
them two alone.
425
00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:14,551
♪ Leaving me with static ♪
426
00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:19,689
♪ Living in this
plastic silence ♪
427
00:14:19,689 --> 00:14:21,620
Don't [bleep] swing at me.I'm not.
428
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,862
♪ But now we're
disconnected... ♪
429
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,137
[Pauly D]
Vinny's in the smush room
with Angelina!
430
00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:26,517
[laughing]
Oh, get out of here!Gross! Eww!
431
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,689
[Pauly D]
Vinny's in the smush room
with Angelina!
432
00:14:27,689 --> 00:14:29,068
[Angelina]
[bleep] mustard
all over me.
433
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,103
[Pauly D]
Vinny's in the smush room
with Angelina!
434
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,137
[Mike]
Oh, the funfettis
is in there?
435
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,482
[JWoww]
Mm-hmm.
436
00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:36,172
[Mike]
Yes! Mmm.
437
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:41,034
Danny's gonna paint that
again. Sorry, Danny.
438
00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:43,758
I did not pack
for Italian sub night.
439
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,896
Hey, Jenni, I know you want
to go to the t-shirt shop,
440
00:14:45,896 --> 00:14:48,000
but how much time
do we have left?
[JWoww]
I know.
441
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,344
We can't leave without
the funfetti.
442
00:14:50,344 --> 00:14:52,448
So what should I do?
Should I turn it off?
443
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:53,551
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
444
00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,241
And leave it
at that warm bake.
445
00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:56,689
You can't waste
a good funfetti cake.
446
00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:59,000
I mean,
it's like a sin.
447
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,103
Yo, we have a funfetti cake
in the oven.
448
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:03,724
Like, you can't leave
that [bleep].
449
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:06,517
Priority number one
is the funfettis.
450
00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:07,827
[Snooki]
Look at Mike looking
so concerned.
451
00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:08,896
[JWoww]
Mike is stressed.
He's stressed.
452
00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:10,482
[Pauly D]
Mike's pissed.
453
00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:12,344
[Vinny]
Mike is like looking at it
like a scientist.
454
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,758
He's like sweating.
455
00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:16,482
Like, Mike is treating
this cake
456
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,206
more seriously
than his court date.
457
00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:20,517
He's stressing.
458
00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:22,137
Of course. You don't
[bleep] with Mike's funfetti.
459
00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:23,379
I know.I'm stressing out.
460
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,034
I need to have
a Diet Cokes now.
461
00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:26,931
I'm callin' it,
I turned it off.
462
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:29,206
We're going to
the Shore Store.
463
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:31,172
[Pauly D and Vinny]
Oh!
464
00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:33,068
Mike, you should have made
the funfetti yourself.
465
00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:36,275
[Vinny]
Oh!
466
00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:38,103
JWoww and Mike,
part two.
467
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,689
Damn.
[Snooki]
Oh, they're fighting now.
468
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,482
And don't play when Mike comes
to his funfettis.
469
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:44,034
[JWoww]
So can we go to
the t-shirt shop?
470
00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,034
Yep, let's go.Yes.
471
00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:46,586
And I'm excited for--
472
00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:48,827
Angelina to turn
this energy onto Danny,
473
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:49,896
'cause you have not seen him
since you got fired.
474
00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:51,275
[Pauly D]
Hey, there ya go.
475
00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:53,241
For you to stay in this house,
you have to work.
476
00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:55,172
You're fired.
Ridiculous.
477
00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:57,827
What an [bleep].
478
00:15:57,827 --> 00:16:00,137
[Angelina]
[bleep] my life.
479
00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:03,344
♪ I know I know,
baby, believe me ♪
480
00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:06,724
♪ I know I know
let's make this easy ♪
481
00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:09,551
♪ Don't be crazy ♪
482
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:12,172
[Angelina]
I'm getting a little nervous.
Last time I saw Danny,
483
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,413
he fired me. So this should be
really fun right now.
484
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,517
Guidos are here![Vinny]
Yo!
485
00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:20,551
What's up, guys?
How you doin'?
486
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:21,862
[Pauly D]
Yo, you look the same,
my dude.
487
00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:23,724
[Vinny]
Yeah, you look
exactly the same.
488
00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,758
[Pauly D]
This is my friend, Angelina.
I don't know if you know her.
489
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:26,896
[JWoww]
Do you remember
this one?
490
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,172
I actually did
meet you one time.
491
00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:29,862
Weren't you the girl who was
too good to work here?
492
00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:33,448
[all]
Oh!
493
00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:36,034
Your words were, you're a
bartender, you do great things.
494
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:38,482
[all]
Oh!
495
00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:41,379
[Mike]
I feel like we've never left
the Jersey shore.
496
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,172
The guidos have come home.
497
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:45,034
[JWoww]
The shot glass, $10.
498
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:47,896
Shot glass. A shot glass.
Ooh, two shot glasses.
499
00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:50,448
[Danny]
Nicole, you're working press.
500
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,000
I'm not working.
501
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,068
[Danny]
Meatballs, where you going?[JWoww laughing]
502
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:56,034
[Danny]
All I see is the hats.
I know it's trouble.
503
00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:57,724
[Mike]
Pauly's selling t-shirts.
504
00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:59,896
Who's next?
Who's next?
505
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,517
Vinny's on the press.
506
00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:02,931
[blowing]
507
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:05,206
And I'm just spectatin'.
508
00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:06,655
[Danny]
Is Mike even here?
509
00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:08,482
Do you guys have bagels?
510
00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:09,758
[Vinny]
We had some good times
in this store.
511
00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:11,448
Yeah.
It was, wasn't it?
512
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,448
[Pauly D]
Yeah, it was dope.
513
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,517
[JWoww]
So, we'll see you later.
514
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,310
[Snooki]
I love you. Bye!
515
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:20,206
♪ Hey ohh... ♪
516
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,793
Oh, yeah!
517
00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:24,551
[Mike]
Time to put the comfies on
and eat funfetti.
518
00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:26,068
Yes!
519
00:17:26,068 --> 00:17:28,137
[Deena]
Let's keep this in
our mouths, people.
520
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:29,448
[Vinny]
That's what she said.
521
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,241
Look at Mike.
522
00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:33,206
He don't care about nothing
but the cake. He good.
523
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:35,172
Yes![Pauly D]
Man, that smells so good.
524
00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:37,586
[Mike]
I see you eyeing
that funfetti cake, Pauly.
525
00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:39,551
[JWoww] Yes!See you eyein' it, son.
526
00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,724
Well, we have a real
special occurrence tonight.
527
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:43,724
[Snooki]
It's happening.
[Mike]
It's happening.
528
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:45,655
[Snooki]
Look at him cut it.
Look at 'im.
529
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:48,206
[JWoww]
Mike, you're so serious.
[laughing]
530
00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:49,482
[Pauly D]
He's been dying for this.
531
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:52,137
Finally, give it to
Big Daddy Sitch.
532
00:17:57,275 --> 00:18:00,241
And the moment
of truth.
533
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:09,517
[Deena]
Ooh! Oh, my God.
534
00:18:11,379 --> 00:18:12,896
[Angelina]
Oh, yeah, give it
to me, right?
535
00:18:12,896 --> 00:18:14,689
I know, you're just--
just give it to me.
536
00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:15,931
[Vinny]
You got it.That's fine.
537
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:18,275
I have problems with Vinny
right now.
538
00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:19,827
He [bleep] up
my beautiful, classy dress
539
00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:21,241
that Nicole picked out
for me,
540
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,000
and it's like, I just
want to get back at Vinny,
541
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,931
'cause he deserves to
get pranked.
542
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,655
[Pauly D]
Oh, [bleep]!
543
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,275
What is this girl
doing?
544
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,620
[Angelina]
Oh, Vinny,
545
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,586
you want a [bleep]
funfetti facial?
546
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:34,379
Is she still talking to me?
What? Why?
547
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:35,793
[JWoww]
You should put your ass
in that and sit on it.
548
00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:37,275
[Snooki]
Yeah. Yeah.
549
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:38,655
[Angelina]
Do not dare me to do something,
550
00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:40,310
because I will
[bleep] do it.
551
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,965
[JWoww]
Sit on it.
[Vinny]
Jenni-- Jenni, stop.
552
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:43,172
Jenni, stop instigating,
553
00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:44,586
'cause I'm about to
put it on you.
554
00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:46,206
All right.
Fine, I'll do it.
555
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:48,965
Oh, my God, for real?
556
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,724
Wha-- How--
Like, how did it go from, like,
557
00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:53,482
good to bad to worse?
558
00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:56,206
I'm having trouble breathings
right now.
559
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,724
[all]
Oh!
560
00:18:58,724 --> 00:18:59,758
No thank you!
561
00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:01,206
The [bleep]?The [bleep]?
562
00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,379
What the [bleep]?
563
00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:07,413
[JWoww]
It made a noise![Deena laughing]
564
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,137
[Mike]
What just happened?[Snooki laughing]
565
00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:11,965
She stuck her ass on the
funfetti cake!
566
00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:14,896
Nooo!
567
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:25,103
♪♪
568
00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:26,586
[Mike]
Oh, my God, for real?
569
00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:29,000
[JWoww]
I don't believe
you're gonna do it.
570
00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:31,275
It made a noise!
571
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:32,275
[Deena]
[laughing]
572
00:19:32,275 --> 00:19:34,103
What the [bleep]?
573
00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:36,034
[Mike]
What just happened?[laughter]
574
00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:39,137
She stuck her ass on
the funfetti cake!
575
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,896
No!
576
00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:43,241
[Deena]
Oh, my God,
I am hysterical laughing.
577
00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:44,482
The baby is like,
578
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:46,448
"What are you doing to me
in there?"
579
00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:48,413
I can't.[laughing]
580
00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:51,965
[Mike]
Nope-- get out of here!
581
00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:56,068
[all shouting and laughing]
582
00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,827
This is not funny.
This is abuse.
583
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:00,827
Yo, run!
584
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,551
[JWoww laughing]
585
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,724
[scream]
586
00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:07,517
[Mike]
There is no way to recover
from this night.
587
00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:10,482
The funfetti cake
has been destroyed.
588
00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:12,620
[Vinny]
We've had some crazy nights
up here.
589
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:13,965
That really took the cake.
590
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:16,172
[laughter]
591
00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:17,206
[Deena]
You should go wipe.
592
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:24,931
♪ I trusted you ♪
593
00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:29,034
♪ But you treat me
like a fool ♪♪
594
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:32,000
[baby fussing]
595
00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:37,103
♪ I trusted you ♪♪
596
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,586
[Ronnie]
Oh, yeah. Shh.
597
00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:41,000
Oh, ho-ho, come here.
598
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:48,379
Crazy legs like Dad.
599
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:50,275
[Ronnie]
With me and Jen,
I just think that
600
00:20:50,275 --> 00:20:53,689
there's a lot of things
that are unsettled, you know?
601
00:20:53,689 --> 00:20:56,379
And she doesn't know how to
handle them, so she snaps.
602
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,517
And it's something that,
like,
603
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,551
you wouldn't wish on
anyone else.
604
00:21:02,724 --> 00:21:07,517
♪ Spare me your emotion ♪
605
00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:12,896
♪ Everyone is trapped
in this confusion ♪
606
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:13,896
[Ronnie] Hi.Hi, honey.
607
00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,551
Thank you for coming.
608
00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:16,896
How are you?Good.
609
00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:18,793
Ronnie]
To have my mom out here,
help me out,
610
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:21,034
and make sure that I get through
all the difficult times is--
611
00:21:21,034 --> 00:21:22,965
it really means a lot to me.
612
00:21:24,206 --> 00:21:25,517
[Ronnie]
Yeah, she is.
[kisses]
613
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,862
Yeah, she sucks
her thumb now.
614
00:21:26,862 --> 00:21:29,310
She holds the bottle
by herself sometimes.
615
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:33,034
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
616
00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:34,862
Oh, yeah.
617
00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:37,310
[Ronnie]
Just been in bed
the last couple of days.
618
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,448
Yeah.
619
00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,482
[Ronnie]
I don't know what to think
with Jen.
620
00:21:44,482 --> 00:21:48,896
I know what I want, and like,
I do want to have a family.
621
00:21:49,965 --> 00:21:52,482
That's what makes me complete.
622
00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:57,068
But it's like,
when you... want something
623
00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,482
and it's like,
you can't have it,
624
00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:00,965
but you're working at it
and you're trying to get it,
625
00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:03,379
but it's just like hurdle
after hurdle
626
00:22:03,379 --> 00:22:04,931
after hurdle after hurdle.
627
00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:06,758
And it's like,
I don't know what to do.
628
00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:11,896
My main concern
has gotta be the baby.
629
00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:14,275
Gonna have to just
take it day by day,
630
00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:17,344
and hopefully things
fall into place at this point.
631
00:22:17,344 --> 00:22:18,517
As long as she's okay,
632
00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:19,827
everything else will fall
into place.
633
00:22:19,827 --> 00:22:21,379
That's all that matters.
634
00:22:21,379 --> 00:22:22,896
All I really care about
at this point.
635
00:22:24,482 --> 00:22:28,586
♪♪
636
00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:46,551
[Vinny]
Ronnie's. He's going through
so much.
637
00:22:46,551 --> 00:22:48,551
The second we left Vegas,
he went right to her.
638
00:22:48,551 --> 00:22:50,034
Mm-hmm.If he would've stayed
639
00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:51,931
on the path that
we put him on...
640
00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:53,689
that wouldn't have happened.
641
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,310
We all keep saying
this is gonna get worse,
642
00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:58,344
and then the [bleep]--
he gets dragged in a car.
643
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:01,034
He was in the ER getting
his wounds cleaned.
644
00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:02,551
That mug shot says it all.
645
00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:04,655
That mug shot
looks like Lucifer.
646
00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:05,620
[chuckling]
Yo.
647
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,103
Maleficent.
648
00:23:07,103 --> 00:23:08,344
[Vinny]
You look like, right now,
to me you look like
649
00:23:08,344 --> 00:23:10,793
someone that has the biggest
boner in the world.
650
00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:12,206
[Pauly D laughing]
651
00:23:12,206 --> 00:23:14,413
Like, what do you call that?
Pitching a tent.
Yeah.
652
00:23:14,413 --> 00:23:15,689
Well, you know what?
653
00:23:15,689 --> 00:23:18,241
That's Big Daddy Sitch
for ya. BDS.
654
00:23:18,241 --> 00:23:19,275
[Vinny]
Laurens is a lucky girl.
655
00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:20,275
[Pauly D]
Damn.
656
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:22,689
She sure is.
[chuckling]
657
00:23:22,689 --> 00:23:25,034
[JWoww] So, can I just
ask one question?[Angelina] Go ahead.
658
00:23:25,034 --> 00:23:27,068
I feel like
you wanna bang Vinny.
659
00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:28,379
I don't.
I am engaged,
660
00:23:28,379 --> 00:23:32,344
but I took my ring
off my finger.
661
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,586
Wait, what?
662
00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,413
I threw my ring off
my finger the other night.
663
00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:37,827
Why?'Cause, um...
664
00:23:37,827 --> 00:23:39,241
[Deena] Like, you lost it?You lost your ring?
665
00:23:39,241 --> 00:23:40,931
[Angelina] No![JWoww] Like,
you threw it at him?
666
00:23:40,931 --> 00:23:42,137
[Angelina]
Me and my fiance got into
a really big fight.
667
00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:43,655
[Deena]
Over what?Like, what would you do
668
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:46,551
if Roger went MIA
for [bleep] 24 hours?
669
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:47,793
[Snooki gasps]Like, not answer--
670
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:48,793
You don't know where
he went?
671
00:23:48,793 --> 00:23:50,000
Not answer his phone.
672
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
[Snooki]
For a full day?
673
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Whole day.And night?
674
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,275
All night.
675
00:23:53,275 --> 00:23:54,724
So you don't know where
he slept that night?
676
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:57,034
When was this?
677
00:23:57,034 --> 00:23:58,275
Three days ago.
678
00:23:58,275 --> 00:24:00,068
I don't know.Oh, my God.
679
00:24:00,068 --> 00:24:01,689
[Angelina]
I do fight with Chris a lot,
680
00:24:01,689 --> 00:24:03,586
I gotta be honest with you.
Over stupid [bleep].
681
00:24:03,586 --> 00:24:05,620
He gets very jealous over,
like, little things,
682
00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:08,206
and he has kind of
an anger problem
683
00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:09,931
that nobody's really seen yet.
684
00:24:09,931 --> 00:24:12,206
And me and Chris can never sit
down at a dinner table
685
00:24:12,206 --> 00:24:14,310
without some kind of--
or form of fighting.
686
00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:16,379
I mean, it's just normal
in our household.
687
00:24:16,379 --> 00:24:18,379
Think he's gonna be all right
with you showing your ass--
688
00:24:18,379 --> 00:24:20,137
[Angelina]
He's secure with certain things,
but like--
689
00:24:20,137 --> 00:24:21,689
[JWoww]
That's like
a masculine thing.
690
00:24:21,689 --> 00:24:25,275
His fiancee is in a house
with dudes that are single,
691
00:24:25,275 --> 00:24:26,931
and it's the whole
insecurity thing.
692
00:24:26,931 --> 00:24:29,931
No man is secure in
this type of [bleep].
693
00:24:29,931 --> 00:24:31,413
It's just not a thing.
694
00:24:31,413 --> 00:24:33,137
And trust me, I've been there.We've all been there.
695
00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:34,137
Still be--
going through it.
696
00:24:34,137 --> 00:24:35,137
Still going.
Same.
697
00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:36,620
You deal with that too?
698
00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:40,034
[JWoww]
Yeah, well, mine almost
leaded to divorce, so...
699
00:24:40,034 --> 00:24:41,965
[Deena]
And that's why you
do things to respect them,
700
00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:44,275
so that they don't have to
feel a certain way.
701
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:47,379
[Deena]
It is super nice to have
Angelina open up to us
702
00:24:47,379 --> 00:24:51,206
because all we knew was
she liked to [bleep] her pants
703
00:24:51,206 --> 00:24:53,827
and put her ass in our face
and whatever else.
704
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,379
And now, like,
I'm like, "Wow,"
705
00:24:55,379 --> 00:24:57,896
like, there's something
behind all that.
706
00:24:57,896 --> 00:24:59,793
Like I was closing
his car door one night.
707
00:24:59,793 --> 00:25:01,827
I'm like drunk and he's drunk.
He's like, "What the [bleep]?
708
00:25:01,827 --> 00:25:04,827
Go [bleep] Vinny."
I'm like, "What?"
709
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,241
[JWoww]
Angelina's dropping bombs
on us right now.
710
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,896
But, like, real girl talk.
Like, whoa.
711
00:25:11,896 --> 00:25:13,344
I don't think
the third engagement
712
00:25:13,344 --> 00:25:16,517
is the charm for Angelina.
Sorry, girl.
713
00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:17,586
Do you want to be
with this guy
714
00:25:17,586 --> 00:25:19,862
for the rest
of your life?
715
00:25:25,034 --> 00:25:26,965
♪ Welcome back home ♪
716
00:25:26,965 --> 00:25:30,586
♪ Whoa ♪
717
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,931
♪ Welcome back home ♪
718
00:25:34,931 --> 00:25:36,758
How'd you sleep?
[Snooki]
Terrible.
719
00:25:36,758 --> 00:25:40,793
I forgot what these
jail bed feel like.
720
00:25:40,793 --> 00:25:43,827
♪ Welcome back home ♪
721
00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:52,862
[Mike]
Mother-[bleep]!
722
00:25:52,862 --> 00:25:55,793
[sighs]
Okay.
723
00:25:55,793 --> 00:25:58,275
Savages live here.
724
00:25:58,275 --> 00:26:01,344
Same house, same guidos.
725
00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:03,379
[sighs]
726
00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:05,655
Same morning routine.
727
00:26:05,655 --> 00:26:08,517
Such tomfooleries.
Animals!
728
00:26:08,517 --> 00:26:11,241
I wouldn't expect nothin' less
out here in Seaside.
729
00:26:12,551 --> 00:26:14,172
[groans]
730
00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:15,862
[Pauly D]
Good morning, Deena.
731
00:26:15,862 --> 00:26:17,344
Good morning,
little bean in the oven.
732
00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:18,241
[Mike]
All right, guys, let's sit.
We're all here.
733
00:26:18,241 --> 00:26:19,758
[Deena]
Good morning.
734
00:26:19,758 --> 00:26:22,103
[Deena]
It's definitely weird
being back pregnant,
735
00:26:22,103 --> 00:26:23,310
'cause usually I'm like
736
00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:25,172
three sheets to
the wind already.
737
00:26:25,172 --> 00:26:28,793
[Pauly D]
Are you trying to
be a-- Yes! Yes!
738
00:26:28,793 --> 00:26:30,448
[Deena chuckling]
739
00:26:30,448 --> 00:26:31,931
Come on,
get up, Sams!
740
00:26:31,931 --> 00:26:34,103
I'm auditioning you to
be a meatball.
741
00:26:35,689 --> 00:26:37,413
All right.
Usually I'm drinking
742
00:26:37,413 --> 00:26:39,103
before I even get into
this house.
743
00:26:39,103 --> 00:26:40,206
Before I left my house,
744
00:26:40,206 --> 00:26:42,000
I definitely opened
the bottle
745
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,034
and took
like three shots.
746
00:26:44,034 --> 00:26:46,862
So, coming in sober
and having to stay sober
747
00:26:46,862 --> 00:26:49,379
is definitely different.
[chuckling]
748
00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:50,896
What do you guys want to
do today?
749
00:26:50,896 --> 00:26:52,241
[Deena]
Boardwalk.
750
00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:53,655
I want to go on rides.What about the rides?
751
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,068
[Angelina]
So, Vinny,
how's your morning?
752
00:26:56,068 --> 00:26:58,206
[laughter]
753
00:26:58,206 --> 00:26:59,413
How's your morning, Vinny?
754
00:26:59,413 --> 00:27:00,413
[JWoww]
Can I just eat
my eggs first...
755
00:27:00,413 --> 00:27:01,724
Can someone save me, please?
756
00:27:01,724 --> 00:27:03,103
...before this [bleep]
goes to [bleep]?
757
00:27:03,103 --> 00:27:04,172
[Vinny]
My morning is good, Angelina.
How's yours?
758
00:27:04,172 --> 00:27:05,896
[Angelina]
People need to save you.
759
00:27:05,896 --> 00:27:07,172
[JWoww]
Can we just put it on ice for,
like, seven seconds?
760
00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:08,724
[Angelina]
I'm joking around.So I can eat.
761
00:27:08,724 --> 00:27:10,413
[Angelina]
I don't think you can take
a joke with me, though.
762
00:27:10,413 --> 00:27:11,758
[JWoww]
Just don't speak
for one minute.
763
00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:14,103
[Angelina]
[chuckles] I'll try.
764
00:27:20,689 --> 00:27:22,586
[Vinny]
I'm, like, turned on.
765
00:27:22,586 --> 00:27:24,103
[laughter]
766
00:27:29,137 --> 00:27:30,793
[Pauly D]
The guidos are here!
767
00:27:30,793 --> 00:27:32,862
We should go fishing
like old times.
768
00:27:32,862 --> 00:27:34,931
Remember the first day?
We had girls in the hot tub.
769
00:27:34,931 --> 00:27:35,931
[Mike]
Yeah.
770
00:27:35,931 --> 00:27:38,068
[whistles]
Yo!
771
00:27:38,068 --> 00:27:39,241
[women]
Hey!
772
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,275
[Pauly D] What up?[Mike] What's up?
773
00:27:40,275 --> 00:27:42,000
It's gonna be
a great summer.
774
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,689
Come on, come up in here.Oh, my God.
775
00:27:43,689 --> 00:27:46,448
Ha ha!
Yes! Yes.
776
00:27:46,448 --> 00:27:49,103
[Mike]
I'll tell you what,
I feel definitely at home.
777
00:27:49,103 --> 00:27:50,206
I do too.[Mike]
I feel at home.
778
00:27:50,206 --> 00:27:52,310
In a weird way,
I feel at home.
779
00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:53,931
I'm sitting here right now,
and I feel like we've--
780
00:27:53,931 --> 00:27:55,206
we were here yesterday.
781
00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:58,965
And, uh, Laurens is also
pressuring me right now
782
00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:00,344
to choose
my wedding party.
783
00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,068
Hmm.And, obviously,
784
00:28:02,068 --> 00:28:04,724
you know MVP is gonna be
a big part of that.
785
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,275
And this, to be honest
with you,
786
00:28:06,275 --> 00:28:08,551
as sappy as it sounds,
this was my dream.
787
00:28:08,551 --> 00:28:10,551
Yeah.To have you guys
involved
788
00:28:10,551 --> 00:28:11,758
in my biggest day,
789
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,137
'cause you guys are
my best friends.
790
00:28:13,137 --> 00:28:15,862
And for many years,
I didn't take care of
791
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,793
some of the relationships
between you guys,
792
00:28:17,793 --> 00:28:19,344
and now I feel
so grateful
793
00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:21,241
that we have
our friendship back
794
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,586
and I can share
these moments.
795
00:28:22,586 --> 00:28:24,275
[Vinny]
We're glad to
have you back.
796
00:28:24,275 --> 00:28:28,103
Any time I look at Mike,
I'm kind of in disbelief
797
00:28:28,103 --> 00:28:29,965
about how far he's came.
798
00:28:29,965 --> 00:28:32,103
Now you're being a schemer
and a scumbag.
799
00:28:32,103 --> 00:28:33,862
You're a crock of [bleep]!I'm not--
I don't give a [bleep].
800
00:28:33,862 --> 00:28:35,137
You [bleep] suck!
801
00:28:35,137 --> 00:28:36,344
Yeah, so I'm lying?
I'm lying?
802
00:28:36,344 --> 00:28:37,827
And you're the worst friend
I have ever had.
803
00:28:37,827 --> 00:28:39,586
Yeah, all right.
[bleep]
804
00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:42,241
[Vinny]
He's, like, completely turned
his life around.
805
00:28:42,241 --> 00:28:44,758
I'm proud of him, and of course,
we want to support him,
806
00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:46,448
especially with his wedding.
807
00:28:46,448 --> 00:28:48,931
We [bleep] with him,
but he's an inspirational story.
808
00:28:48,931 --> 00:28:51,206
[Mike]
But this is really
weighing on my mind that,
809
00:28:51,206 --> 00:28:52,379
you know,
do I include Ronnie?
810
00:28:52,379 --> 00:28:53,896
Because I wanna do
the right thing.
811
00:28:53,896 --> 00:28:56,034
I want to include him,
but...
812
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:57,965
is it too much for him
to take on right now?
813
00:28:57,965 --> 00:28:59,275
[Pauly D]
He's dealing with a lot
right now.
814
00:28:59,275 --> 00:29:01,275
[Mike]
I'm on the fence right now,
815
00:29:01,275 --> 00:29:03,241
Ronnie being
in the bridal party,
816
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,827
because he's going through
a lot.
817
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,068
So, right now,
I don't know what to think.
818
00:29:07,068 --> 00:29:08,241
If you want to do it,
819
00:29:08,241 --> 00:29:10,517
I say do whatever
makes you happy,
820
00:29:10,517 --> 00:29:13,758
but set your expectations
at the right level.
821
00:29:13,758 --> 00:29:15,275
[Mike]
I can't leave him out.
822
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,310
And I don't want to
put too much
823
00:29:16,310 --> 00:29:18,137
on his plate either,
you know?
824
00:29:18,137 --> 00:29:19,137
I know he's trying
to get his--
[Pauly D]
He's got a lot going on.
825
00:29:19,137 --> 00:29:20,310
[Mike]
He's got a lot going on.
826
00:29:20,310 --> 00:29:21,344
He's getting his
own life together.
827
00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:23,724
And for me to
put another,
828
00:29:23,724 --> 00:29:25,275
maybe, responsibility
on him
829
00:29:25,275 --> 00:29:28,000
might be
a disservice to all--
830
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
you know,
our whole friendship.
831
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,344
[Pauly D]
You should invite him.
832
00:29:30,344 --> 00:29:32,551
He's definitely gonna be
invited to the wedding,
833
00:29:32,551 --> 00:29:33,689
you know what
I'm saying?
834
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:34,758
Wait, does he get
a plus one?
No!
835
00:29:34,758 --> 00:29:35,896
He does not get
a plus one.
836
00:29:35,896 --> 00:29:36,724
Ronnie does not get
a plus one.
837
00:29:36,724 --> 00:29:37,724
[Pauly D]
Just the baby.
838
00:29:37,724 --> 00:29:38,965
Yeah, just the baby.
839
00:29:38,965 --> 00:29:40,551
You can come,
but your baby mamas can't.
840
00:29:40,551 --> 00:29:42,413
Sorry, she's too much
drama, bro.
841
00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:43,551
All right,
all right, listen.
842
00:29:43,551 --> 00:29:44,965
Let's put it in
real quick. M!
843
00:29:44,965 --> 00:29:45,965
V.
844
00:29:45,965 --> 00:29:48,000
P!
Wedding squads!
845
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,724
[Pauly D]
'Bout to hit this boardwalk.
846
00:29:49,724 --> 00:29:51,413
Go, dear!Jesus. [chuckling]
847
00:29:51,413 --> 00:29:53,586
Got you good,
got you good,
got you good.
848
00:29:53,586 --> 00:29:55,689
Oh, yeah!
849
00:30:01,172 --> 00:30:03,310
It's so clean.
[Pauly D]
Yo, it's all new now.
850
00:30:03,310 --> 00:30:05,068
It's really nice here.I know, listen, they--
851
00:30:05,068 --> 00:30:07,620
they really went through
a lot with Sandy.
852
00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:10,206
The boardwalk has definitely
gotten a face-lift.
853
00:30:10,206 --> 00:30:13,758
It is all brand-new since Sandy,
and you gotta have
854
00:30:13,758 --> 00:30:17,275
some love and respect for
some bounce back game, okay?
855
00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:18,896
Kinda like Big Daddy Sitch.
856
00:30:18,896 --> 00:30:21,275
I have a legendary
bounce back game.
857
00:30:21,275 --> 00:30:22,689
Look how they redone this.Oh, God, my butt's showing.
858
00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:23,758
This place is beautiful.Look at the-- everything is--
859
00:30:23,758 --> 00:30:25,103
[Vinny]
Deena, we got you something!
860
00:30:25,103 --> 00:30:26,172
[all]
Oh!
861
00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:28,689
We got you something!
862
00:30:28,689 --> 00:30:30,000
[Pauly D]
Hey, look at that!
863
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,517
[Deena]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
864
00:30:32,517 --> 00:30:34,896
We got you this.Here, honey! Sit down.
865
00:30:34,896 --> 00:30:36,241
[Snooki]
Take a load off.
866
00:30:36,241 --> 00:30:38,034
I feel weird!
[laughing]
867
00:30:38,034 --> 00:30:39,758
[Snooki]
We've done this before,
remember?
868
00:30:39,758 --> 00:30:40,758
[beeping]
869
00:30:40,758 --> 00:30:42,586
I can't take this beeping.
870
00:30:42,586 --> 00:30:44,137
Nicole.Whoa!
871
00:30:44,137 --> 00:30:46,413
Oh, [bleep],
I can't get up the hill.
872
00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,689
That beeping noise.
I hate it!
873
00:30:48,689 --> 00:30:49,965
Thanks for this, guys.
874
00:30:49,965 --> 00:30:51,724
Everything's new.
875
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,241
Let's go on this one.
876
00:30:53,241 --> 00:30:55,620
[men]
Ahh!
877
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:57,172
[Pauly D]
I didn't know
it went this fast!
878
00:30:57,172 --> 00:30:58,310
[laughter]
879
00:30:58,310 --> 00:31:00,965
[Snooki]
Wait! Vin's face!
[laughing]
880
00:31:00,965 --> 00:31:02,000
[Vinny]
I wanna play basketball.
881
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,448
Guarantee I win something.
882
00:31:06,137 --> 00:31:07,586
[all]
Oh!
883
00:31:07,586 --> 00:31:10,068
[laughter]
884
00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:13,758
What are you doing? No, no, no,
no, no. No! No, no, no.
885
00:31:13,758 --> 00:31:15,586
[all shouting]
886
00:31:15,586 --> 00:31:18,172
[Snooki]
Baller!
887
00:31:18,172 --> 00:31:19,551
[Pauly D]
Oh, I didn't know
we'd dip like this!
888
00:31:19,551 --> 00:31:21,103
She wasn't ready!
889
00:31:21,103 --> 00:31:24,517
Ooh, mama!
Whoa!
890
00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:25,517
[Snooki screams]
891
00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:30,379
[laughter]
892
00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:32,965
He twisted his ankle!
893
00:31:32,965 --> 00:31:35,344
He twisted his ankle!
[laughing]
894
00:31:43,793 --> 00:31:45,172
[Mike]
It's raining!
895
00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:46,241
[JWoww]
Well, it'll wash away
all the chlamydia.
896
00:31:46,241 --> 00:31:47,172
[Angelina]
Going, what's the plan?
897
00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:48,620
[Snooki]
Whoa!
898
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,241
[Angelina]
Can we go to Spicy's
and eat?
899
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:51,379
[Pauly D]
Let's get it,
let's get it.
900
00:31:51,379 --> 00:31:53,586
[JWoww]
Dee, are you having flashbacks?
901
00:31:53,586 --> 00:31:55,137
[Deena]
Yeah. [chuckling]
902
00:31:55,137 --> 00:31:57,034
I never would have thought
in a million years
903
00:31:57,034 --> 00:31:59,206
I'd be going back
to where I got arrested.
904
00:31:59,206 --> 00:32:01,068
Didn't we pick you up
and you didn't know
what day it was?
905
00:32:01,068 --> 00:32:02,241
Or was that Nicole?
906
00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:04,310
[Snooki]
That was me.Oh. [coughs]
907
00:32:04,310 --> 00:32:05,931
Oh, my God,
it's just like memories
908
00:32:05,931 --> 00:32:08,137
just floating all back
to me.
909
00:32:08,137 --> 00:32:10,137
I was still drunk from
the night before.
910
00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:11,551
Let's run.
911
00:32:11,551 --> 00:32:14,310
I want to run everywhere!
Yay!
912
00:32:14,310 --> 00:32:16,034
[waitress]
We have virgin daiquiris,
913
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,241
pina coladas,
and margaritas.
914
00:32:17,241 --> 00:32:19,206
Oh, she's far from
a virgin, honey.
915
00:32:19,206 --> 00:32:20,206
[all chuckling]
916
00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:22,000
And then I ran from
the cop,
917
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,103
because I thought
we were playing tag.
[chuckles]
918
00:32:25,103 --> 00:32:26,310
I'm running away from you.
919
00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:27,862
[officer]
Come here. Come here!No!
920
00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:29,724
Yes, come here.
Come here.
921
00:32:29,724 --> 00:32:32,551
No, I don't wanna be
in trouble. No!
922
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,310
It was a whole thing.
923
00:32:35,310 --> 00:32:36,310
[Pauly D]
What's up, my friend?
924
00:32:36,310 --> 00:32:37,310
[owner]
What's going on?
925
00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:38,413
Thanks for having us
back, man.
926
00:32:38,413 --> 00:32:39,551
[owner]
Memory lane! Welcome back.
927
00:32:39,551 --> 00:32:40,620
[Deena]
Hi!
928
00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:41,827
Welcome back.[Deena]
Hello.
929
00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:42,655
Thanks for letting us
come in here.
930
00:32:42,655 --> 00:32:43,758
Welcome back, welcome.
931
00:32:43,758 --> 00:32:45,482
So, I just wanted
to apologize
932
00:32:45,482 --> 00:32:47,517
for what happened
six years ago.
933
00:32:47,517 --> 00:32:49,586
[Pauly D]
Wow.
[Deena]
I've grown as a person,
934
00:32:49,586 --> 00:32:51,793
and I was under
the influence,
935
00:32:51,793 --> 00:32:53,344
and I shouldn't have been
936
00:32:53,344 --> 00:32:55,413
so disruptive
in your restaurant.
937
00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:58,034
[owner]
I accept your apology.
938
00:32:58,034 --> 00:32:59,724
[all cheering]
939
00:32:59,724 --> 00:33:01,379
[Pauly D]
Wait, so is she
banned still?
940
00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:04,655
[owner]
The state of New Jersey
banned her for two years.
941
00:33:04,655 --> 00:33:06,241
[all shouting]
942
00:33:06,241 --> 00:33:07,965
[Snooki]
Ooh!
943
00:33:07,965 --> 00:33:11,068
Yeah, I knew I was banned.
[chuckles]
944
00:33:11,068 --> 00:33:12,448
Have fun. Have fun.[Pauly D]
Thank you. Thank you.
945
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,034
[Deena] Thank you.[JWoww] Thank you so much.
946
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,482
[Vinny]
Now, remember when Nicole
got punched in the face?
947
00:33:16,482 --> 00:33:19,034
Get your [bleep] ugly ass
out of our faces--
948
00:33:19,034 --> 00:33:20,827
[man]
Whoa, whoa!
949
00:33:20,827 --> 00:33:22,517
[Snooki sobbing]
950
00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:24,000
How do you forget that?
951
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,172
Where was that? Where did
you get hit? What place?
952
00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:27,310
Beachcomber.Beachcomber.
953
00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:29,068
It's insane.
954
00:33:29,068 --> 00:33:30,896
[Vinny]
Yeah.What a scumbag.
955
00:33:30,896 --> 00:33:33,379
I was the outcast the first time
I lived with the roomies.
956
00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:35,068
They hated me until
I got punched in the face.
957
00:33:35,068 --> 00:33:36,172
And we knew, like,
from then
958
00:33:36,172 --> 00:33:37,586
that we were
gonna be besties.
959
00:33:37,586 --> 00:33:39,448
We love you, Snooks.
We love each other.
960
00:33:39,448 --> 00:33:41,275
You get that?
We're like one big family.
961
00:33:41,275 --> 00:33:42,896
[Snooki]
Now I know that they all--
962
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,517
they all love me,
like I love them.
963
00:33:44,517 --> 00:33:45,655
Like, I stuck up for them,
964
00:33:45,655 --> 00:33:46,965
that's why I got hit
in the face.
965
00:33:46,965 --> 00:33:48,931
And I care about everybody
in this house,
966
00:33:48,931 --> 00:33:51,206
so now they all feel
the same way about me.
967
00:33:51,206 --> 00:33:52,758
And today
we're still a family,
968
00:33:52,758 --> 00:33:55,379
and we're closer than ever,
but we're still ass[bleep].
969
00:33:55,379 --> 00:33:57,000
Yo, this was mad fun,
though,
970
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,379
but I think we should find,
like, a summer house somewhere.
971
00:33:58,379 --> 00:33:59,965
[Mike]
Hell, yeah.Like a house.
972
00:33:59,965 --> 00:34:01,172
This was real fun.
973
00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:02,413
Like a house-house?
974
00:34:02,413 --> 00:34:03,655
Yeah, like a summer house.
975
00:34:03,655 --> 00:34:05,137
And I feel like we should
get something nicer.
976
00:34:05,137 --> 00:34:06,655
Yes!Something more for
30-year-olds.
977
00:34:06,655 --> 00:34:07,620
Yes.[Mike]
Yes!
978
00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:09,103
'Cause we're classy now.
979
00:34:09,103 --> 00:34:10,068
Wherever we go, I just want to
room with Angelina.
980
00:34:10,068 --> 00:34:11,241
That's all I ask.
981
00:34:11,241 --> 00:34:12,724
[Mike]
Oh, God.
[JWoww]
You said it!
982
00:34:12,724 --> 00:34:14,482
That's all I ask.
That's all I ask.You said it.
983
00:34:14,482 --> 00:34:15,689
Do not put that
into the universe,
984
00:34:15,689 --> 00:34:17,241
'cause that will happen now.It's out there.
985
00:34:17,241 --> 00:34:20,000
I feel like the roommates
just love to tease me.
986
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,620
I guess it's something that they
do when they love somebody,
987
00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:23,655
I don't know.
988
00:34:23,655 --> 00:34:25,206
Salud!Salud!
989
00:34:25,206 --> 00:34:26,793
To Angelina's lips,
salud!
990
00:34:26,793 --> 00:34:29,344
[laughter]
991
00:34:29,344 --> 00:34:31,206
[Angelina]
But listen, hey, I'll take it.
992
00:34:31,206 --> 00:34:32,379
[chuckles]
993
00:34:32,379 --> 00:34:34,586
Let's roll out, fellas.
And fella. Fellas.
994
00:34:34,586 --> 00:34:35,689
[Snooki]
Where we going?
[Mike]
Shore Store.
995
00:34:35,689 --> 00:34:37,620
[Snooki]
To the Shore Store.
996
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:39,310
[JWoww]
Oh, I'm full!
997
00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:40,310
[Snooki]
Thank you.
998
00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:41,931
[woman]
Bye.
Thanks.
999
00:34:41,931 --> 00:34:43,689
[Mike]
We're out here on these
Jersey streets right now.
1000
00:34:43,689 --> 00:34:44,758
[Vinny]
Yo, we're here for
our shirts, let's go!
1001
00:34:44,758 --> 00:34:45,931
[Snooki]
Lock it in! Get my shirt!
1002
00:34:45,931 --> 00:34:46,965
Yo!
1003
00:34:46,965 --> 00:34:49,379
Have no fear,
the guidos are here!
1004
00:34:50,896 --> 00:34:54,068
The squad needs to hit
the Shore Store one last time
1005
00:34:54,068 --> 00:34:55,620
for a little bit of
a shopping trip,
1006
00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:57,137
and to say
thank you to Danny
1007
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,655
because, at the end of
the day,
1008
00:34:58,655 --> 00:35:02,206
our time here at the Shore
has been... magical.
1009
00:35:02,206 --> 00:35:06,172
Danny, we heard there is a new
decal on-- on these streets.
1010
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:07,482
[Danny]
Let me show you
the prints, guys.
1011
00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:09,379
Oh, cool!"Spiral Squad."
1012
00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:10,827
[all cheering]
1013
00:35:10,827 --> 00:35:12,482
I would've put that on
my booty shorts.
1014
00:35:12,482 --> 00:35:13,931
[Danny]
Well, I got one for Ron.
1015
00:35:13,931 --> 00:35:14,896
[Mike]
"Ronpage."
[Vinny]
Oh, damn!
1016
00:35:14,896 --> 00:35:15,931
[Deena]
Yes!
1017
00:35:15,931 --> 00:35:16,965
[all cheering]
1018
00:35:16,965 --> 00:35:18,620
That's a good--
that's a good one.
1019
00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:19,931
This for Vinny.[Vinny]
What we got, what we got?
1020
00:35:19,931 --> 00:35:20,896
[Pauly D]
"You Cheated," bro.
1021
00:35:20,896 --> 00:35:21,896
[JWoww]
"You cheated"!
1022
00:35:21,896 --> 00:35:24,034
[Mike]
Ah! [laughing]
1023
00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:25,413
You guys are haters.Hold this?
I gotta tie my shoe.
1024
00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:26,448
[laughing]
Nah, I'm good.
1025
00:35:26,448 --> 00:35:27,724
[Mike]
"You Cheated," bro.
1026
00:35:27,724 --> 00:35:29,758
You all right?
You all right?
1027
00:35:29,758 --> 00:35:31,034
[all]
"Pass the French Fries"!
1028
00:35:31,034 --> 00:35:32,275
[all cheering]
1029
00:35:32,275 --> 00:35:34,000
Yes!
[Vinny]
That's a good one.
1030
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,344
You secretly
love us.
1031
00:35:35,344 --> 00:35:36,793
Danny,
you gonna miss us?
1032
00:35:36,793 --> 00:35:38,241
[JWoww]
Well, we appreciate
the one night.
1033
00:35:38,241 --> 00:35:39,206
It was great to see you guys.Yeah, it was really fun.
1034
00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:40,344
[Snooki]
Yeah, thank you, Danny.
1035
00:35:40,344 --> 00:35:41,448
I hope you had fun
at the house.
1036
00:35:41,448 --> 00:35:42,448
Dude, yes.Oh, we had so much fun.
1037
00:35:42,448 --> 00:35:43,517
[Snooki]
Danny, it's very clean.
1038
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:44,827
We kept that thing
pristine.
1039
00:35:44,827 --> 00:35:45,896
Really, it's very clean?
You're not leaving a mess?
1040
00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:47,310
[Snooki]
No, the house is very clean.
1041
00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:48,241
[Angelina]
Yeah, nothing happened in there,
at all.
1042
00:35:48,241 --> 00:35:50,379
[all shouting and laughing]
1043
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,724
[Snooki]
I feel like we killed someone,
1044
00:35:53,724 --> 00:35:56,241
and we're gonna bury the body
and not tell anyone.
1045
00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:58,896
If he only knew,
we're hot messes still.
1046
00:35:58,896 --> 00:36:01,586
[Angelina]
What should I put on Chris's
shirt?
1047
00:36:01,586 --> 00:36:03,137
A [bleep] in a cake.
1048
00:36:03,137 --> 00:36:04,689
[laughing]
1049
00:36:04,689 --> 00:36:06,586
Teach me how to
make one.
1050
00:36:06,586 --> 00:36:08,448
[Snooki]
Angelina's pressing for
the first time.
1051
00:36:08,448 --> 00:36:10,241
I wanted to see if
I could do it right.
1052
00:36:10,241 --> 00:36:11,379
[Danny]
I'm not insured for this.
1053
00:36:11,379 --> 00:36:12,551
Back on hangers.
1054
00:36:12,551 --> 00:36:14,586
Yeah, put her back on
hanger duty.
1055
00:36:14,586 --> 00:36:16,482
[Angelina]
I lived in Seaside for, like,
a short period of time.
1056
00:36:16,482 --> 00:36:18,724
I never actually worked in
the Shore Store,
1057
00:36:18,724 --> 00:36:20,655
and I never,
ever pressed a shirt.
1058
00:36:20,655 --> 00:36:22,793
It's the glue.Oh!
1059
00:36:22,793 --> 00:36:23,793
[Vinny]
What the hell are you doing?
1060
00:36:23,793 --> 00:36:25,068
[Pauly D]
Oh, my God!
1061
00:36:25,068 --> 00:36:25,896
Guys, she pressed it upside
down, backwards.
1062
00:36:25,896 --> 00:36:27,068
Oh, Angelina!
1063
00:36:27,068 --> 00:36:28,103
[Pauly D]
That's the worst thing.
1064
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,965
Angelina!
1065
00:36:29,965 --> 00:36:32,862
We're leaving.
Why did you do that?
1066
00:36:32,862 --> 00:36:34,241
[Pauly D]
You ruined the machine.
1067
00:36:34,241 --> 00:36:35,482
You [bleep]
the whole machine up.
1068
00:36:35,482 --> 00:36:37,103
Do you know how long that takes
to clean?
1069
00:36:37,103 --> 00:36:38,482
[Mike]
Hurricane Angelina,
1070
00:36:38,482 --> 00:36:40,724
devastating everything
in her path.
1071
00:36:40,724 --> 00:36:41,896
Sorry.
1072
00:36:41,896 --> 00:36:44,965
She's already ruined
a funfetti cake,
1073
00:36:44,965 --> 00:36:48,034
and now at the Shore Store,
she ruined a press.
1074
00:36:48,034 --> 00:36:49,517
She's a mush!
1075
00:36:49,517 --> 00:36:50,896
Dan, she [bleep]
your [bleep] up.
[chuckling]
1076
00:36:50,896 --> 00:36:53,965
Oh, my God!
I'm gonna die.
1077
00:36:53,965 --> 00:36:57,482
[Pauly D]
Angelina! Get her out of here!
You're fired!
1078
00:37:02,310 --> 00:37:04,517
[Angelina]
Oh, my God!
1079
00:37:04,517 --> 00:37:06,172
[Pauly D]
Angelina! Get her out of here!
You're fired!
1080
00:37:06,172 --> 00:37:07,448
Oh, my God.
1081
00:37:07,448 --> 00:37:08,758
Dan, she [bleep]
your [bleep] up.
[chuckling]
1082
00:37:08,758 --> 00:37:10,068
I can't bel--[Angelina]
What the [bleep]?
1083
00:37:10,068 --> 00:37:11,551
This is gonna take
[bleep] forever to fix.
1084
00:37:11,551 --> 00:37:12,655
How? You just
push it off, no?
1085
00:37:12,655 --> 00:37:15,000
Push it off?
It's 400 degrees.
1086
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,275
Angelina has no business
pressing a shirt.
1087
00:37:17,275 --> 00:37:19,413
She has no experience,
and of course,
1088
00:37:19,413 --> 00:37:21,586
her first pressing,
she [bleep] up the press.
1089
00:37:21,586 --> 00:37:23,862
Oh, [bleep]!Oh! About that.
1090
00:37:23,862 --> 00:37:25,931
Oh, my...
[Pauly D]
About that.
1091
00:37:25,931 --> 00:37:27,482
I think Danny had
the right idea
1092
00:37:27,482 --> 00:37:30,689
by firing Angelina
the first time around.
1093
00:37:30,689 --> 00:37:32,068
[Snooki gasps][Danny]
Throw it in there.
1094
00:37:32,068 --> 00:37:33,482
[Deena] What a mess.[JWoww] What a stain.
1095
00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:34,620
[Pauly D]
Damn, she ruined
the whole [bleep].
1096
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,482
Gotta go.
[Angelina]
Oh, my God.
1097
00:37:35,482 --> 00:37:36,896
[JWoww]
Bye, girl.
1098
00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:38,724
We are not affiliated.We don't know her!
1099
00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,206
[laughing]
1100
00:37:40,206 --> 00:37:41,310
[Danny]
I was actually having
a good day.
1101
00:37:41,310 --> 00:37:42,551
Just leave it alone.
Just leave it alone.
1102
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,000
[all]
Oh!Just get out, all right?
1103
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,758
This'll sound familiar:
Get out, all right?
1104
00:37:45,758 --> 00:37:47,344
[all shouting]
1105
00:37:47,344 --> 00:37:48,586
Bye, Danny. Love you![Vinny]
Bye, Danny.
1106
00:37:48,586 --> 00:37:50,517
[Pauly D]
Sorry she ruined your press.
1107
00:37:50,517 --> 00:37:52,000
[Snooki]
I can't take Angelina anywhere.
1108
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,862
I'm like, I got--
I gotta put her on a leash.
1109
00:37:53,862 --> 00:37:55,448
Don't be mad at me.
Stop.
1110
00:37:55,448 --> 00:37:56,482
Don't be mad at you? You ruined
my stuff. You're leavin'.
1111
00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:57,724
Oh, stop.
You can scrape it off.
1112
00:37:57,724 --> 00:37:58,827
[Pauly D]
Can't believe you did that, bro.
1113
00:37:58,827 --> 00:38:01,000
[Snooki]
Angelina, the worst!
1114
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,413
[laughter][Angelina]
It's always me.
1115
00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:04,137
[Vinny]
She's like a [bleep]
wrecking ball.
1116
00:38:04,137 --> 00:38:05,448
[JWoww]
Angelina, way to make your mark
in the Shore Store, dude.
1117
00:38:05,448 --> 00:38:07,310
[Angelina]
Holy, [bleep] my life.
1118
00:38:07,310 --> 00:38:09,275
[Pauly D]
Yo, you put that thing in
backwards.
1119
00:38:09,275 --> 00:38:11,413
[Mike]
It's been real, Seaside.
Yes.
1120
00:38:11,413 --> 00:38:13,310
[JWoww]
We were here for like
a blink of an eye.
1121
00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:15,241
Like, it just... [snaps fingers]
like that and it's over.
1122
00:38:15,241 --> 00:38:16,965
[Angelina]
Someone's eyelashes are
on the table.
1123
00:38:16,965 --> 00:38:18,034
Probably one of
them hos.
1124
00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:19,206
[Angelina]
If you wanna re-use them.
1125
00:38:19,206 --> 00:38:20,793
[Snooki]
Eww.
1126
00:38:20,793 --> 00:38:22,034
It's almost closure.
Like...
1127
00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:24,689
we came, we saw,
we conquered,
1128
00:38:24,689 --> 00:38:26,586
but now it's on to
a new one.
1129
00:38:26,586 --> 00:38:27,965
Smells funk
in here too.
1130
00:38:27,965 --> 00:38:28,931
[Deena]
Yeah, I don't know
what happened.
1131
00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,344
Oh, let's get out of
this house.
1132
00:38:30,344 --> 00:38:31,241
I don't want to waste this,
so I'm just gonna...
1133
00:38:31,241 --> 00:38:33,655
[Snooki]
Let's upgrade.
1134
00:38:33,655 --> 00:38:35,068
[Vinny]
MVP.
1135
00:38:35,068 --> 00:38:37,448
[Pauly D]
MVP, we out.
We out.
1136
00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:40,172
[Vinny]
This little trip to the Shore
was amazing.
1137
00:38:40,172 --> 00:38:42,000
You know, we all got
to go back to
1138
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,965
our original
stomping grounds together.
1139
00:38:44,965 --> 00:38:46,965
We laughed.
We reminisced.
1140
00:38:46,965 --> 00:38:49,103
Seaside is, like,
the special place for us.
1141
00:38:49,103 --> 00:38:50,482
Bye, Angelina.
1142
00:38:50,482 --> 00:38:51,689
Wait, wait. Wait,
what's this? What's this?
1143
00:38:51,689 --> 00:38:53,586
[women screaming]
1144
00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:54,931
[Snooki]
We did it!
1145
00:38:54,931 --> 00:38:56,655
They hugged!
1146
00:38:56,655 --> 00:38:58,068
[Angelina]
See?
1147
00:38:58,068 --> 00:39:00,931
I knew you really wanted me,
Vinny. I knew it.
1148
00:39:00,931 --> 00:39:02,103
[all talking]
1149
00:39:02,103 --> 00:39:03,551
I thought he touched
her boob or something.
1150
00:39:03,551 --> 00:39:06,172
Oh, you're so red right now--
look how red she is!
1151
00:39:06,172 --> 00:39:07,172
[women talking]
1152
00:39:07,172 --> 00:39:08,172
Oh, my God!Oh, my God!
1153
00:39:08,172 --> 00:39:09,448
So red!
1154
00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,931
Oh, my God.
You guys are dumb. Stop.
1155
00:39:11,931 --> 00:39:13,758
[JWoww] Oh![Mike] Bye, guys.
1156
00:39:13,758 --> 00:39:15,241
[JWoww]
Bye! See you next week!
1157
00:39:15,241 --> 00:39:16,241
[Snooki]
Bye, guys!
[Deena]
Bye! See ya soon!
1158
00:39:16,241 --> 00:39:18,413
[Snooki]
Love you!
1159
00:39:18,413 --> 00:39:21,827
♪♪
1160
00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,000
You should bang him.Hell, no.
1161
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,103
Again.Hell, no.
1162
00:39:24,103 --> 00:39:25,413
And again.I'm engaged.
1163
00:39:25,413 --> 00:39:26,517
And again.
1164
00:39:26,517 --> 00:39:28,586
[Angelina]
I'm engaged.
1165
00:39:28,586 --> 00:39:31,482
♪ Dancing in the moonlight ♪
1166
00:39:31,482 --> 00:39:33,965
[Mike]
Yes! Shift's over!
1167
00:39:33,965 --> 00:39:37,103
The squad reunited in
the motherland.
1168
00:39:37,103 --> 00:39:41,034
We've made a impact
on the Jersey Shore, um...
1169
00:39:41,034 --> 00:39:44,068
as well as the world.
[chuckling]
1170
00:39:44,068 --> 00:39:45,275
You guys drive safe.
Text me.
1171
00:39:45,275 --> 00:39:46,413
[Vinny] Yeah, yeah. You too.[Mike] Yes, sir.
1172
00:39:46,413 --> 00:39:47,758
All right.
[Vinny]
Have a good trip.
1173
00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:49,655
Have a safe flight.Thank you. Thank you.
1174
00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:51,655
[Pauly D]
It's so crazy, this is
the last time I'm gonna be back
1175
00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:53,068
in Seaside at the Shore house.
1176
00:39:53,068 --> 00:39:55,344
These are the special moments
that we remember.
1177
00:39:55,344 --> 00:39:57,482
Bye, house!Bye!
1178
00:39:57,482 --> 00:39:59,275
[Snooki]
See ya never!
See ya never!
1179
00:39:59,275 --> 00:40:01,034
[JWoww]
I'm good with leaving
the Shore house.
1180
00:40:01,034 --> 00:40:03,586
I forgot how old
and wrinkly this thing is.
1181
00:40:03,586 --> 00:40:05,379
It's like a old man.
1182
00:40:05,379 --> 00:40:08,517
[Snooki]
I definitely would love to be in
this house 50 years from now.
1183
00:40:08,517 --> 00:40:10,310
I mean, I can do this forever.
1184
00:40:10,310 --> 00:40:12,586
Like, every summer,
until I'm like 90 years old.
1185
00:40:12,586 --> 00:40:13,931
[Angelina]
All right, I love you.Deener!
1186
00:40:13,931 --> 00:40:16,241
Love you even more.
I'll see you soon.
1187
00:40:16,241 --> 00:40:17,689
She's like, "Bye!"
1188
00:40:17,689 --> 00:40:19,793
[Snooki]
Overall, this was
an amazing vacation.
1189
00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:22,827
I had so much fun.
I laughed my ass off.
1190
00:40:22,827 --> 00:40:25,724
Just being 21 and careless?
1191
00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:27,310
I'll take that for a day.
1192
00:40:27,310 --> 00:40:29,137
[JWoww]
Bye, Seaside.
1193
00:40:31,758 --> 00:40:33,413
[Pauly D]
I hate goodbyes.
1194
00:40:33,413 --> 00:40:34,862
[Vinny]
Our lives will never be
the same again
1195
00:40:34,862 --> 00:40:36,413
'cause of this [bleep] thing.
1196
00:40:36,413 --> 00:40:39,551
[JWoww]
My life is perfect now
because of being here.
1197
00:40:39,551 --> 00:40:44,000
So it sucks that I'm leaving.
[crying]
1198
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,482
[Vinny]
Seaside, Seaside!
1199
00:40:45,482 --> 00:40:46,517
A'ight, I'm out.
1200
00:40:46,517 --> 00:40:47,689
[JWoww]
Bye.
Bye!
1201
00:40:47,689 --> 00:40:48,965
Love you!
1202
00:40:48,965 --> 00:40:50,482
I want this thing forever,
this right here.
1203
00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:51,551
[Vinny]
Yeah.
1204
00:40:51,551 --> 00:40:52,793
This was a life-changing
experience,
1205
00:40:52,793 --> 00:40:54,241
whether you like it
or not.
1206
00:40:54,241 --> 00:40:56,241
Hey, maybe we should get
a shore house next summer.
1207
00:40:56,241 --> 00:40:59,931
[all cheering]
1208
00:40:59,931 --> 00:41:01,655
Let's do it!
See you next summer!
1209
00:41:01,655 --> 00:41:04,689
[Pauly D]
Let's do it. Let's do it!
1210
00:41:04,689 --> 00:41:08,000
♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪
1211
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,758
♪ Na na na na na na na na
na-na-na-na ♪
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