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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:39,304 Liberty, this is control. Requesting lunar orbit status. 2 00:00:39,676 --> 00:00:43,727 Control, this is Liberty. Touch down in T-minus 20 and counting. 3 00:00:43,957 --> 00:00:45,788 Approaching Terminator line. 4 00:00:48,172 --> 00:00:51,932 Roger that. Be advised radio stat on contact. 5 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:57,544 Roger that. 7/10 plus VGX, landing window is optimal. 6 00:00:58,082 --> 00:01:01,767 Landing vector approved. Initiate 3rd phase. 7 00:01:24,964 --> 00:01:27,609 Begin descend prep, Liberty. 8 00:01:27,804 --> 00:01:34,288 Approaching landing coordinates Delta, VGC 7-3-11. 9 00:01:46,864 --> 00:01:52,887 Looking good. Landing vector optimum. Touch down in T-minus 12, 10 00:01:52,967 --> 00:01:55,978 11, 10, 9, ... 11 00:01:56,190 --> 00:01:59,557 8, 7, 6, ... 12 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:03,777 5, 4, 3, ... 13 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:06,453 2, 1. 14 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:15,140 - And now lets, uh, drop the banners. - Oh, for God's... Must we? 15 00:02:18,627 --> 00:02:24,165 - The Eagle has landed, baby! Ha-ha! - Please, keep that fool off the main frequency. 16 00:02:25,288 --> 00:02:31,128 One small step for the man, that's one small step for the man, that's one small step... 17 00:02:35,229 --> 00:02:35,999 That's... 18 00:02:37,986 --> 00:02:42,032 One small step for the man... one small... 19 00:02:43,638 --> 00:02:46,787 That's one small step for man, one giant... 20 00:02:48,367 --> 00:02:49,887 Oh, shit! 21 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:54,846 "Neil Armstrong, look out!" Another quote for the ages. 22 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:57,635 May shit your face and help me up! 23 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,056 Easy now, come on. Come on! 24 00:03:02,836 --> 00:03:04,747 - Go! - No-no-no, stay, stay! 25 00:03:04,827 --> 00:03:07,176 Okay, and... and... got it. 26 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:09,411 - Try not to get hurt, huh? - Okay. 27 00:03:10,961 --> 00:03:11,917 Thanks, man. 28 00:03:16,212 --> 00:03:18,742 Hey! What am I supposed to do now? 29 00:03:19,985 --> 00:03:23,726 Why don't you go and sit that flag up over there by the rocks... whatever. 30 00:03:24,214 --> 00:03:26,602 We go live in 15 minutes. 31 00:03:27,246 --> 00:03:30,891 Okay. No problem. I can do that. 32 00:03:32,974 --> 00:03:35,274 There you are, flaggy flag. 33 00:03:36,903 --> 00:03:39,786 Oh God, these pants are tight! 34 00:03:53,338 --> 00:03:54,470 No!! 35 00:04:04,549 --> 00:04:08,225 Mission control I can confirm vast quantities of Helium-3. 36 00:04:08,754 --> 00:04:11,890 - The readings are even stronger this way. - What? You're breaking up... 37 00:04:12,196 --> 00:04:14,868 Please be adviced you may be nearing a radio shadow... 38 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,762 Adjust communica... freq... 39 00:04:18,464 --> 00:04:20,666 No fucking way! 40 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:25,516 Hey Sand, what you doin' with that thing hopping around over there? 41 00:04:25,596 --> 00:04:27,919 I thought you were supposed to be taking some photos of me? 42 00:04:54,793 --> 00:04:57,477 - Washington, have you got a visual on ... - What was that, Houston? 43 00:04:57,502 --> 00:05:00,663 - Hey Washington, it's Helium-3. - What? 44 00:05:00,743 --> 00:05:05,589 It's a Helium-3 mine. Get over here! Hey, there's something over here you need to see. 45 00:05:07,335 --> 00:05:09,848 No, Sanders! Sanders!! 46 00:05:10,014 --> 00:05:11,076 San... Ohh! 47 00:05:14,408 --> 00:05:15,434 Oh God! 48 00:05:22,393 --> 00:05:28,333 Houston! Houston! Son-of-a-bitch. I need to get the hell out of here!! 49 00:05:43,348 --> 00:05:45,350 I must be trippin'... 50 00:07:08,936 --> 00:07:12,801 Sieg Heil, Moon Youth Unterführerin Renate Richter! 51 00:07:12,881 --> 00:07:13,613 Heil Hitler! 52 00:07:14,878 --> 00:07:17,885 Boys and girls, please sit down. 53 00:07:20,452 --> 00:07:23,839 Dieter, don't you know where to put your behind? 54 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:29,694 Miss Richter, it's the 65th birthday of the Moon Führer so we should say 55 00:07:29,774 --> 00:07:31,278 "Heil Kortzfleisch"! 56 00:07:32,465 --> 00:07:34,508 You're such an exemplary boy. 57 00:07:36,013 --> 00:07:41,885 Today, we'll start with the most unpatriotic language. 58 00:07:42,558 --> 00:07:47,205 It's the language we need to know when we return to those... 59 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,478 who need our help. 60 00:07:50,576 --> 00:07:52,151 In English, now. 61 00:07:53,769 --> 00:07:56,450 Where are we from? 62 00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:59,689 - Siegfried. - The Earth. 63 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:02,446 Yes, more specifically? 64 00:08:04,623 --> 00:08:06,873 - Gertruda? - Germany! 65 00:08:07,502 --> 00:08:09,678 And when did we leave? 66 00:08:10,722 --> 00:08:13,173 - Brunhilda. - 1945. 67 00:08:13,394 --> 00:08:17,904 - And where did we go? - The Dark side of the Moon. 68 00:08:18,217 --> 00:08:19,128 Brilliant. 69 00:08:38,123 --> 00:08:39,068 So... 70 00:08:40,139 --> 00:08:43,396 - Who is this? - Capitalists! 71 00:08:44,184 --> 00:08:46,985 - And this! - Bolsheviks. 72 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:50,791 - And all the rest? - Untermenschen! 73 00:08:51,191 --> 00:08:53,250 And, meine Lieblinge... 74 00:08:53,443 --> 00:08:57,156 what do we say when we return to Earth? 75 00:08:57,697 --> 00:09:00,579 And those poor, starving children... 76 00:09:01,826 --> 00:09:04,571 those uneducated, unloved... 77 00:09:05,038 --> 00:09:06,883 unclothed rebels... 78 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,173 as they put us, the Master race. 79 00:09:11,461 --> 00:09:14,183 When we step off our ship... 80 00:09:14,506 --> 00:09:15,914 bearing our love... 81 00:09:16,633 --> 00:09:19,890 our wisdom, our kindness... 82 00:09:20,512 --> 00:09:22,347 Again, meine Lieblinge, what do we say? 83 00:09:22,427 --> 00:09:24,540 We come in peace! 84 00:09:49,164 --> 00:09:51,885 Attention! A Song Moment. 85 00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:30,364 - Heil Hitler! - Hitler... 86 00:10:41,347 --> 00:10:43,013 What is that, Mr. Adler? 87 00:10:43,093 --> 00:10:44,777 A spy from the Earth. 88 00:10:45,013 --> 00:10:49,850 I captured him myself. He seems to be the leader of the shock troops. 89 00:11:09,483 --> 00:11:13,385 Mr. Adler, is this... is this a joke? 90 00:11:13,954 --> 00:11:15,634 Dammit, shit! 91 00:11:16,185 --> 00:11:17,438 What the hell are you? 92 00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:19,920 Brother, may you better recognize? 93 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,225 What, last name Washington, first name James? 94 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,939 I mean, anybody? Anybody? 95 00:11:25,357 --> 00:11:27,509 What, dont't you watch the news? 96 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:32,144 What do you mean, "What the hell am I?" Now, what the hell are you? 97 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,082 I mean, look at you, man... 98 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,423 looking like a Mardi Gras parade reject. 99 00:11:37,503 --> 00:11:40,643 Who you supposed to be anyway? Ah, Prince Harry? 100 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:49,009 Mr. Adler? Mr. Adler! You speak English. What did he say? 101 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:52,935 Hey, what does a brother have to do to get a drink around here? 102 00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:55,912 I'm like Serengeti-dry within this beast! 103 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:11,097 The Great Dictator by Charlie Chaplin. 104 00:12:11,177 --> 00:12:14,196 It is one of the world famous short films. 105 00:12:14,390 --> 00:12:20,584 Which illustrates in just ten minutes, his wish that one day, the entire world would be held 106 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:24,021 in the Great Führer's wise and gentle hands. 107 00:12:24,962 --> 00:12:29,017 - Any questions? - I have a question... Meine Hertz. 108 00:12:30,698 --> 00:12:31,961 Herr Adler! 109 00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:38,120 In my classroom we adhere to a strictly formal manner of addressing one another. 110 00:12:38,621 --> 00:12:42,380 To what do we owe the honor of this visit? 111 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,904 Herr Nachrichtenübermittlungs Oberführer Adler? 112 00:12:45,728 --> 00:12:50,032 We capture an earthling. Your expertise is required. 113 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:03,936 - What's up today in the canteen? - I heard, Sauerkraut. 114 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:09,956 - Again! Three times a week we eat Führer sauerkraut? - Hey! Hey, Sauerkraut, right? 115 00:13:11,438 --> 00:13:14,631 No-no-no, no. I love piece of Sauerkraut! 116 00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:15,865 Yeah... 117 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,820 Yeah... and, um... kindergarten! 118 00:13:20,289 --> 00:13:23,298 Man, love kindergarten. I mean, mess did in it, actually. 119 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:28,350 And, and, and... Volkswagen! Huh? Fahrvergnügen! Hey! 120 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,746 German words, right? You know, this is it. 121 00:13:32,338 --> 00:13:35,494 Where I come from, we speak German, too. We know... 122 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:41,855 Oh! Damn, you will be sorry you did that, white boy! 123 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:52,597 Capture him! No! Capture him! Don't shoot! 124 00:14:29,684 --> 00:14:34,743 There is a male Negro. Unarmed, but may be dangerous. 125 00:14:43,385 --> 00:14:44,589 What does he look like? 126 00:14:46,106 --> 00:14:48,998 Where does he come from? What is he wearing? 127 00:14:52,731 --> 00:14:53,774 How do I look? 128 00:14:55,913 --> 00:14:57,532 Like they say in English... 129 00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:01,160 You are a knockout! 130 00:15:06,434 --> 00:15:08,197 How do I get out of here? 131 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,506 Thanks lady. Have a nice day. 132 00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:18,973 No, Mr. Untermensch. That is the... airlock. No!! 133 00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:11,077 You... you might want to... cover up a bit. 134 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:13,967 All good? 135 00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:23,096 - Klaus! Don't shoot. We need him for tests... - No, no no. I wouldn't do that if I was you. 136 00:16:23,176 --> 00:16:24,763 Listen to me, listen to me! 137 00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:28,113 I know a lot of important people! They're very important people. 138 00:16:28,193 --> 00:16:30,216 I even know the President of the United States of America. 139 00:16:30,296 --> 00:16:33,913 Now now, as you kill me, then that's just a really fucked up situation. 140 00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:41,009 You know the President of the United States of the Americas? 141 00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:49,246 Take him to Dr. Richter's laboratory. 142 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,511 Thanks homie. I talk to you later, baby. 143 00:17:18,648 --> 00:17:20,522 Question, what is this apparatus? 144 00:17:20,854 --> 00:17:23,172 Look, man, how would I know? I'm just a model. 145 00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:27,360 - A model what? Citizen? - No, man, a model model. 146 00:17:27,954 --> 00:17:30,864 Damn, what's wrong with you two? You blind or something? Shit. 147 00:17:31,064 --> 00:17:34,831 - I'm pretty. - Are you part of the shock troops before the invasion? 148 00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:38,587 Invasion? Man, you all must be tripping. 149 00:17:39,072 --> 00:17:42,075 What is your mission?!? 150 00:17:42,668 --> 00:17:45,779 Look, dude, I just follow the paycheck, you know what I'm saying? 151 00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:50,784 - What is this device? - Oh, that's my kick-ass cellphone 152 00:17:51,006 --> 00:17:53,561 - and a computer. - What? 153 00:17:56,621 --> 00:17:58,894 That is not a computer. 154 00:18:02,425 --> 00:18:04,398 This is a computer. 155 00:18:08,122 --> 00:18:12,305 No, man! 'Das' ancient history, homie. 156 00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:17,151 - Dumb negro. - He talks nonsense. 157 00:18:17,691 --> 00:18:21,052 - It might be a dialect. - Probable reason is the skin colour. 158 00:18:21,248 --> 00:18:22,592 Right. 159 00:18:22,673 --> 00:18:25,990 His brain structure is different from us Aryans. 160 00:18:27,392 --> 00:18:31,932 Let's open up his skull and measure the brain. 161 00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:34,355 No. I need to know why he's here. 162 00:18:36,569 --> 00:18:38,453 You have 24 hours, Doctor. 163 00:18:40,056 --> 00:18:44,010 Otherwise I have to rely on an ancient, infallible method. 164 00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:47,468 Pain. 165 00:18:52,094 --> 00:18:53,705 Ridiculous. 166 00:18:58,419 --> 00:19:00,769 Ein homo terrestris. 167 00:19:01,777 --> 00:19:03,954 Yeah... 168 00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:07,106 I mean, Nietzsche overhere got attitude problem. 169 00:19:07,186 --> 00:19:09,625 That boy's got a stick so far in his ass he doesn't know 170 00:19:09,706 --> 00:19:12,718 whether or not his shit has turned black if you know what I'm saying. 171 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:19,534 Have you got a cell phone up? Doc? 172 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,697 Oh, shit. 173 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,877 Hey, would you look up these mad scientists. 174 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,858 Look at him. That boy is the real deal. 175 00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:35,424 Like Mickey Mouse on crack. 176 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:38,257 What's up, dude? 177 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:57,522 Okay, Mini-Mengele. Look man, I don't like the look of this! 178 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,522 You are not coming here with that, are you? 179 00:20:07,579 --> 00:20:09,781 Don't try to play dumb with me. 180 00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:12,262 It was your bad idea to send those idiots to the Moon. 181 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:16,706 - Talk about disaster. - Um, not to be the contrarian Madam President 182 00:20:16,787 --> 00:20:18,582 but I'm pretty sure it was your idea. 183 00:20:18,662 --> 00:20:23,482 It was my great idea had they succeeded, now it's your stupid idea. Got it? 184 00:20:23,925 --> 00:20:27,782 I didn't hire you for your stupid ideas. I hired you because of your Midas touch. 185 00:20:28,189 --> 00:20:32,505 And now my approval ratings are in the toilet and that election is just weeks away. 186 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,489 You dropped the ball, Vivian. You! 187 00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:39,114 Now, I need a miracle. Get me a miracle! 188 00:20:45,819 --> 00:20:49,157 Actually how was sending those two astronauts to the Moon 189 00:20:49,237 --> 00:20:51,554 supposed to get me re-elected? Exactly? 190 00:20:52,466 --> 00:20:56,358 We haven’t been to the Moon for 50 years. One of them was black. 191 00:20:56,857 --> 00:20:59,964 - Thought it would look good. - Look good how? 192 00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:03,187 Like I said, one of them was black. 193 00:21:03,636 --> 00:21:08,603 Just think of the opportunity we wasted years ago with that errand boy, Powell? Alan Powell? 194 00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:10,780 - Colin Powell. - That was close. 195 00:21:12,074 --> 00:21:15,783 - And where are you going? - The UN, to do my job. 196 00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:20,392 - And what am I supposed to do? - You look so weary, Madam President. 197 00:21:21,184 --> 00:21:22,902 - Hm, okay. Okay. 198 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:31,507 Here I come, you bitches! You bitchy bitches!! 199 00:22:00,177 --> 00:22:03,265 - Herr Adler! - Klaus, please. 200 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:05,444 - May I? - Of course. 201 00:22:12,621 --> 00:22:17,703 I've come to discuss our union. 202 00:22:21,163 --> 00:22:24,620 - Is that a marriage proposal? - There's no need for marriage. 203 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:29,510 I received confirmation from the Department of Racial Purity. 204 00:22:32,348 --> 00:22:37,334 - Our genetic match is 97 percent. - Oh, how romantic. 205 00:22:39,035 --> 00:22:42,589 Science demands us to unite physically. 206 00:22:43,205 --> 00:22:48,288 It's our destiny to produce perfect offspring for the people. 207 00:22:50,964 --> 00:22:54,602 And... what about my scientific research? 208 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,573 One day, Renate... 209 00:23:02,843 --> 00:23:06,412 All this will be ours. 210 00:23:08,342 --> 00:23:12,478 But first, I must conquer the Earth. 211 00:23:12,770 --> 00:23:15,518 Wolfgang, the old fart, stands in my way. 212 00:23:16,335 --> 00:23:18,210 In the way of final victory. 213 00:23:19,186 --> 00:23:22,951 The two of us will take on an enormous responsibility. 214 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:28,198 Your place, Renate, is by my side. 215 00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,198 What an honor. 216 00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:38,501 Renate. 217 00:23:41,817 --> 00:23:44,473 Let us march together. 218 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:47,086 Let me nestle in your eagle's nest. 219 00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:55,543 Herr Adler... 220 00:23:56,459 --> 00:23:57,963 Klaus... 221 00:24:06,968 --> 00:24:08,055 Here. 222 00:24:09,343 --> 00:24:11,222 You should study this. 223 00:24:13,492 --> 00:24:16,400 I made a dog ear on page 65. 224 00:24:18,714 --> 00:24:20,189 Thank you. 225 00:24:27,004 --> 00:24:31,041 National Socialist manual for sexual intercourse 226 00:24:46,891 --> 00:24:51,448 Gentlemen! The Warship 'Götterdämmerung'. 227 00:24:52,265 --> 00:24:55,440 Our miracle weapon that has been 228 00:24:55,520 --> 00:25:01,749 under development for 40 years. The dream of our... legendary Führer. 229 00:25:02,782 --> 00:25:07,089 But unfortunately only a dream, until now. 230 00:25:07,711 --> 00:25:11,503 - Please, Doctor. - Watch this! 231 00:25:14,454 --> 00:25:17,219 This tiny device, gentlemen 232 00:25:17,304 --> 00:25:22,306 has over a thousand times more computing power than our biggest computers together. 233 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:30,883 I made this cable to connect this machine with our main computer. 234 00:25:32,343 --> 00:25:39,700 I call this Universal Systematic Binding, USB for short. 235 00:25:40,468 --> 00:25:47,273 This will lift it into the air. At last, gentlemen, the 'Götterdämmerung' will fly! 236 00:26:41,812 --> 00:26:46,312 You saw it! You saw it with your own eyes! 237 00:26:48,061 --> 00:26:52,117 Please, my Führer, let me return to the Earth. 238 00:26:52,197 --> 00:26:54,793 Let me get more of these devices. 239 00:26:54,873 --> 00:26:59,863 - No one has ever returned from such flight. - I will return. 240 00:27:00,893 --> 00:27:05,115 We don't have a choice if we want to execute the Earth invasion. 241 00:27:12,407 --> 00:27:15,807 Are you willing to work with the Führer, 242 00:27:15,887 --> 00:27:20,466 stand behind the Wehrmacht, 243 00:27:20,546 --> 00:27:25,848 in the name of the fatherland! 244 00:27:27,353 --> 00:27:30,727 Thank you. Thought my ears were gonna bleed. 245 00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:32,914 You're welcome. 246 00:27:46,112 --> 00:27:49,137 May I... ask what you name is? 247 00:27:50,413 --> 00:27:52,093 Washington. James Washington. 248 00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:54,765 - What's yours? - Renate Richter. 249 00:27:55,753 --> 00:27:59,330 It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington. 250 00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:01,031 James Washington. 251 00:28:02,652 --> 00:28:06,484 - I'm Earthologist. - I'm sorry, a... a what? 252 00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:09,616 An expert on the planet Earth. 253 00:28:10,108 --> 00:28:12,825 Great. Never heard that line of work before. 254 00:28:13,111 --> 00:28:14,562 Oh, it is very important. 255 00:28:14,882 --> 00:28:16,298 Oh, I am sure it is. 256 00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:19,568 Tell me something, miss Earthologist, 257 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,276 you ever been to Earth? 258 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,126 No. 259 00:28:24,389 --> 00:28:26,300 But we have sent some Reichsflugscheiben. 260 00:28:28,247 --> 00:28:29,681 Spacecraft. 261 00:28:30,548 --> 00:28:32,605 It is a very dangerous mission. 262 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:35,438 Nobody has ever returned. 263 00:28:38,721 --> 00:28:40,644 How do you survive in that squatter? 264 00:28:41,476 --> 00:28:44,690 In that...? Oh, you ask me what my job is. 265 00:28:44,942 --> 00:28:47,697 Well... I'm a model. 266 00:28:49,356 --> 00:28:51,119 A model of what exactly? 267 00:28:51,443 --> 00:28:53,998 What it you people keep asking me that question? Look... 268 00:28:54,325 --> 00:28:55,999 I am a model. Okay, sister? 269 00:28:56,327 --> 00:28:59,829 I smile, I show my sixpack, people take pictures of me. Period. 270 00:29:00,714 --> 00:29:04,906 - Why would they take pictures of you? - Because I'm hot, damn it! 271 00:29:05,602 --> 00:29:07,477 I mean, what, you think I'm hot, right? 272 00:29:09,065 --> 00:29:10,002 Right? 273 00:29:18,304 --> 00:29:20,809 I have no idea what your temperature is. 274 00:29:25,119 --> 00:29:26,630 What's wrong with your skin? 275 00:29:28,204 --> 00:29:31,780 Come on now, please. I mean, you have met a brother before, right? 276 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,777 - No, I'm the only child. - No... no, no, no, I didn't mean like that. I meant... 277 00:29:38,272 --> 00:29:39,326 a black man. 278 00:29:39,825 --> 00:29:43,734 No... and this continues to confuse me, because... 279 00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:47,028 you are much blacker when I first encountered you. 280 00:29:47,772 --> 00:29:50,974 Okay girl, look. Either I'm black or you're blind. 281 00:29:52,610 --> 00:29:54,748 Look, what is going to happen to me? 282 00:29:55,013 --> 00:29:57,921 I mean, what's with this... this guy that keeps sticking needles in me? 283 00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:01,274 - And what of this other angry dude? - My father's sticking needles into you? 284 00:30:01,439 --> 00:30:03,641 That freaking scientist guy? That's your dad? 285 00:30:05,399 --> 00:30:07,309 And what about, you know...! 286 00:30:08,972 --> 00:30:10,901 Herr Nachrichtenübermittlungs Oberführer Adler? 287 00:30:11,281 --> 00:30:13,401 - I'm sorry, what? - Klaus Adler. 288 00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:17,417 He's going to be... the next Führer. 289 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:20,690 And my husband. 290 00:30:22,874 --> 00:30:24,970 What, did you lose a bet or something? 291 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:29,855 I mean... Hey... look... lucky you. 292 00:30:31,385 --> 00:30:34,274 Well, actually, lucky him. 293 00:30:39,788 --> 00:30:40,828 I shouldn't even be here. 294 00:30:40,987 --> 00:30:43,456 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, you can not leave me tied up like this. 295 00:30:46,134 --> 00:30:47,811 - Please do me a favor. - What? 296 00:30:47,891 --> 00:30:50,084 - Play a Nazi. - Well, if I don't? 297 00:30:52,610 --> 00:30:55,503 - They will eliminate you. - Oh great. 298 00:30:59,321 --> 00:31:01,844 Is there a different radio station?! 299 00:31:05,654 --> 00:31:07,759 Looks good. 300 00:31:11,159 --> 00:31:14,687 This will solve our little problem. 301 00:31:19,084 --> 00:31:20,459 I'm coming. 302 00:31:23,630 --> 00:31:25,860 Looks very good! 303 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:30,114 And now we just... 304 00:31:41,293 --> 00:31:42,960 Why don't you take me with you? 305 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:45,335 Don't worry, darling. 306 00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:47,924 After I've completed my mission, I'll come and get you. 307 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:51,511 That's not what I mean. I study the Earth! 308 00:31:52,145 --> 00:31:55,396 I know everything about it. You need me. 309 00:31:55,477 --> 00:31:59,945 You sweet little thing, where do you get all those crazy ideas? 310 00:32:01,529 --> 00:32:03,723 From... from books, mostly. 311 00:32:04,275 --> 00:32:06,025 Sometimes from films. 312 00:32:18,908 --> 00:32:20,957 I shall return as a hero. 313 00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:44,569 - Heil Hitler! - Heil Kortzfleisch! 314 00:32:44,649 --> 00:32:48,087 - Won't you ever learn? - But of course, my Führer. 315 00:32:49,431 --> 00:32:52,071 We have one more ace up our sleeve. 316 00:32:56,695 --> 00:32:58,119 Show him what we have. 317 00:33:06,873 --> 00:33:10,845 - Voilà, gentlemen! - Doctor. 318 00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:14,643 Watch closely, gentlemen. 319 00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:18,690 Heil! 320 00:33:29,728 --> 00:33:31,547 Stand up, you fool. 321 00:33:36,034 --> 00:33:37,228 Sieg Heil! 322 00:33:48,488 --> 00:33:51,933 With the prisoner now being one of us, we will go down to Earth. 323 00:33:52,013 --> 00:33:55,041 He will help us to find more telephone computers. 324 00:33:55,121 --> 00:33:59,445 We return, and get the Götterdämmerung flying. 325 00:33:59,899 --> 00:34:06,740 Oberführer Adler, I hope you've discussed my return to the Earth. 326 00:34:07,643 --> 00:34:13,725 - This is the order, yes. - The Reich trusts you. 327 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,517 Thank you, Doctor. Take care of your daughter for me. 328 00:34:44,261 --> 00:34:46,580 See you in Valhalla. 329 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:45,526 - You smell that? - No. We don’t have time to waste. 330 00:35:46,889 --> 00:35:48,672 Take me to that president of yours. 331 00:35:49,416 --> 00:35:51,720 What? The President? 332 00:35:52,970 --> 00:35:56,081 Come on man, I thought you want me to take you to the Mac store or something. 333 00:35:58,933 --> 00:36:05,000 You said that you would know the President of these United States of the Americas. 334 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,235 Right, of course. 335 00:36:08,011 --> 00:36:09,885 That President. 336 00:36:17,644 --> 00:36:20,366 May I meet this President too? 337 00:36:21,122 --> 00:36:23,579 Renate! What are you doing here? 338 00:36:24,371 --> 00:36:28,252 Hey! Miss Richter! Welcome to my planet. 339 00:36:28,609 --> 00:36:32,581 This is not the place for the mother of the children of the future Führer. 340 00:36:32,661 --> 00:36:34,897 And definitely not the place for a woman. 341 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:43,052 My place is by my man. 342 00:36:48,564 --> 00:36:51,390 - Get the hell outta my property. - You better get outta here. 343 00:36:54,876 --> 00:36:56,056 Run for it! 344 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,359 Stop the vehicle. 345 00:37:35,279 --> 00:37:38,526 Change of plans. We walk. 346 00:37:43,966 --> 00:37:45,230 Sounds good, man. 347 00:38:06,207 --> 00:38:08,721 Ah! A small bus. 348 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,608 Whoa, whoa, whoa... Now hold on here, Boss man 349 00:38:13,688 --> 00:38:17,051 That may not be the sharpest move. Look, look, I'll tell you what. 350 00:38:17,287 --> 00:38:22,040 Let me go talk to those guys, all right? They know me, you know, I'm one of them. 351 00:38:22,252 --> 00:38:23,185 Are you with me? 352 00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:28,409 Yeah, now... now you're talking. Alright... 353 00:38:29,093 --> 00:38:30,075 Now... 354 00:38:36,216 --> 00:38:39,827 - Doesn't he know? - No. He'll be thrilled. 355 00:38:39,907 --> 00:38:43,543 Now seriously, how I am glad to see you all, man. 356 00:38:43,792 --> 00:38:49,583 Looks like small Africa part in this... Oh, people, you all know me, huh? I love you too! 357 00:38:50,648 --> 00:38:51,810 Washington! 358 00:38:55,230 --> 00:38:59,371 That ain't one of yours, is it? Because I... look, man, you ain't got to bring this shit out. 359 00:38:59,451 --> 00:39:03,710 Hey, this all good. Look, I'm a peace-loving brother, man... fuck it, man! Go! Go! 360 00:39:11,035 --> 00:39:15,192 - Are you alright? - Do I fucking look alright to you, miss crazy fucking Nazi? 361 00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:18,655 Ah... I mean.. What the hell just happened? 362 00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:22,218 You know... Okay, I may be not one of the right fellas, but I mean, geez! 363 00:39:22,298 --> 00:39:27,887 And then they started calling me white! I mean, why in the fuck would they be calling me white? 364 00:39:33,928 --> 00:39:38,208 On, no mother-f-way!! 365 00:39:45,766 --> 00:39:47,905 What did you sick sons-of-bitches do to me? 366 00:39:47,985 --> 00:39:51,660 - I should've told you. - What? That I look like a fucking polar bear? 367 00:39:52,913 --> 00:39:56,621 You know what, you two really, really know, how to fuck up a guy's Christmas! 368 00:39:56,701 --> 00:40:00,211 Quiet, you fool! What is wrong with you! 369 00:40:00,717 --> 00:40:03,620 We made you Aryan, you are one of us now. 370 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:06,341 - You should be thanking us. - Thanking you? 371 00:40:06,594 --> 00:40:10,361 What I should have done is let those brothers come here with a size 15s 372 00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:14,323 put those foot so far up your ass that you can taste the toe nail for 2 fucking weeks. 373 00:40:14,403 --> 00:40:15,726 Klaus!! 374 00:40:21,717 --> 00:40:22,992 Bring me to your leader. 375 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:25,313 James... Washington. 376 00:40:28,061 --> 00:40:32,005 Yeah... yeah. You got it! 377 00:40:42,792 --> 00:40:45,070 I am telling you once again. 378 00:40:45,721 --> 00:40:48,079 One moment we receive confirmation 379 00:40:48,199 --> 00:40:50,986 that the ship has landed successfully on the Moon. 380 00:40:51,281 --> 00:40:53,830 Then next, all communication stopped. 381 00:40:54,214 --> 00:40:57,935 - The signal simply vanished. - Or you're hiding something from us? 382 00:40:58,162 --> 00:41:01,372 Yeah, we are hiding something on the dark side of the Moon. 383 00:41:03,539 --> 00:41:09,077 I still find it very difficult to believe that entire purpose of the mission 384 00:41:09,157 --> 00:41:13,314 was to promote your President's re-election. 385 00:41:13,394 --> 00:41:16,083 Well believe what you like, we had mere senators 386 00:41:16,163 --> 00:41:20,609 spend hundreds of millions on campaigns to get elected to dog-shit-posts. 387 00:41:20,987 --> 00:41:26,689 But Mr Secretary, the expenses involved this time only make sense if there was a military purpose. 388 00:41:26,769 --> 00:41:28,823 Okay, lets get this clear. 389 00:41:29,531 --> 00:41:33,868 The United States has no military activity on the Moon. 390 00:41:34,086 --> 00:41:36,446 What about natural resources activity? 391 00:41:36,676 --> 00:41:39,657 We know how the US sometimes mixes them two up. 392 00:41:40,626 --> 00:41:43,849 Is there any chance that you are looking for Helium 3 up there? 393 00:41:44,048 --> 00:41:47,788 Helium 3? You just made that up didn't you? 394 00:41:49,597 --> 00:41:50,960 That's so silly. 395 00:42:10,978 --> 00:42:13,978 I assume these are just preliminary ideas? 396 00:42:14,215 --> 00:42:18,100 Sir, we have a very small delivery window. 397 00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:19,590 - Sir? - Yes, sir. 398 00:42:21,054 --> 00:42:24,043 Ma'am, and... this is all. 399 00:42:34,048 --> 00:42:38,892 Anyone who is not head of the department... should leave. 400 00:42:47,885 --> 00:42:49,730 You idiots! 401 00:42:50,281 --> 00:42:54,879 You morons! That's an insult to morons. 402 00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:58,705 What is this shit?! 403 00:42:59,558 --> 00:43:06,366 I have a meeting with the President of the United fucking States of America. 404 00:43:06,446 --> 00:43:08,222 Tomorrow fucking morning. 405 00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:11,710 Not the President of fucking Zambia! 406 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:14,818 Not the President of the fucking Janitor's Union! 407 00:43:15,437 --> 00:43:21,314 But the President of the fucking country in which we happen to all live above the third world! 408 00:43:21,394 --> 00:43:23,813 You pieces of hilacious shit!! 409 00:43:29,096 --> 00:43:30,643 What am I suppose to tell her? 410 00:43:33,913 --> 00:43:38,092 That my employees... are not intelligent enough 411 00:43:39,201 --> 00:43:41,710 to be fucking morons? 412 00:43:43,543 --> 00:43:44,848 That's beautiful. 413 00:43:52,279 --> 00:43:55,616 I am stepping out to buy a knife. 414 00:43:56,024 --> 00:44:00,219 And when I step back in, I expect to hear something... 415 00:44:00,917 --> 00:44:03,086 that is going to get me more happy 416 00:44:03,167 --> 00:44:05,051 than a G-spot orgasm. 417 00:44:07,252 --> 00:44:10,680 Or I will stab you all to death. 418 00:44:13,216 --> 00:44:15,094 With my new knife. 419 00:44:17,462 --> 00:44:19,601 I'm not kidding. 420 00:44:30,695 --> 00:44:33,459 Hey, what the fuck? Excuse me. 421 00:44:33,847 --> 00:44:36,878 Get your fuckin' hands off me, you mother... 422 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:41,194 - Is she your boss? - Yeah, she's the big cheese. 423 00:44:41,274 --> 00:44:43,943 - And she knows the president? - Oh yeah, yeah. They real tight. 424 00:44:47,048 --> 00:44:50,892 - You motherfucker... fuck you... - Oh, come on. 425 00:44:52,494 --> 00:44:56,858 You fuckin' animal. Do you know who I am? Huh? Do you? 426 00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,454 You just kidnapped the wrong woman. The wrong fucking woman. 427 00:45:00,703 --> 00:45:05,907 Oh yeah. I hope your having a good time. I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass! 428 00:45:17,619 --> 00:45:19,421 Excellent. 429 00:45:20,610 --> 00:45:22,277 My turn. 430 00:45:22,610 --> 00:45:26,336 I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th Reich. We are based on the moon. 431 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:30,632 I'm told you know the president of these United States of the Americas. 432 00:45:30,712 --> 00:45:33,293 You will take us to that President, because... 433 00:45:33,557 --> 00:45:36,788 - I have a very special present for him. - Him? 434 00:45:37,399 --> 00:45:40,241 Well he'll love that. He just loves presents. 435 00:45:40,322 --> 00:45:42,287 As soon as my mission is accomplished. 436 00:45:42,367 --> 00:45:45,747 The Nazi invading forces will be called in under my directions 437 00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:49,126 and we will end the good times for the bad people. 438 00:45:49,206 --> 00:45:51,098 And just how do you propose to do that? 439 00:45:52,376 --> 00:45:55,250 - We'll simply eliminate them. - What? 440 00:45:56,970 --> 00:46:00,776 - Sorry, that is not what we are told. - Renate, I don't think that you... 441 00:46:07,214 --> 00:46:09,576 Yeah. Why not? 442 00:46:09,811 --> 00:46:14,559 Why don't you tell you this fräulein why we're here. Just like you keep telling your pupils. 443 00:46:15,406 --> 00:46:17,350 I would love to do that. 444 00:46:18,177 --> 00:46:19,226 You see... 445 00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:23,073 the National Socialist Party is the people's party, nothing more. 446 00:46:23,801 --> 00:46:29,188 We wish to return to Earth with our message of peace and unity, 447 00:46:29,389 --> 00:46:31,072 love through virtue 448 00:46:31,794 --> 00:46:35,294 and kindness, for example. 449 00:46:35,695 --> 00:46:39,351 We are healthy, in mind and body. 450 00:46:39,851 --> 00:46:43,903 Our spirits are brave and true. 451 00:46:44,116 --> 00:46:49,338 And we achieve because we are strong, and disciplined in our cause. 452 00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,135 There's simply no belief that can match ours. 453 00:46:53,813 --> 00:46:59,308 Because peace and unity is the gift we bring to all mankind. 454 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,361 - What you and all earthlings need to know... - Yeah, yeah. I get it, Hedwig. 455 00:47:08,636 --> 00:47:10,121 This is good. 456 00:47:11,931 --> 00:47:13,628 This is gonna work. 457 00:47:15,234 --> 00:47:17,704 You I need. 458 00:47:19,249 --> 00:47:21,340 And you... 459 00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:24,043 I want. 460 00:47:24,343 --> 00:47:28,147 Alright, let's go meet the President. 461 00:47:49,769 --> 00:47:51,599 Madam President... 462 00:47:52,672 --> 00:47:55,475 Here is the miracle you asked for. 463 00:48:15,194 --> 00:48:19,081 - Who is this man? - He will lead the campaign troops. 464 00:48:28,407 --> 00:48:31,427 Renate, please... 465 00:48:36,471 --> 00:48:38,518 This is very simple. 466 00:48:39,118 --> 00:48:40,820 The world is sick... 467 00:48:41,696 --> 00:48:44,223 but we are the doctors. 468 00:48:44,661 --> 00:48:49,028 The world is anemic, and we are the vitamin. 469 00:48:49,108 --> 00:48:52,732 The world is weary, but we are the strength. 470 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:56,936 We are here to make the world healthy once again. 471 00:48:57,136 --> 00:48:59,011 With hard work... 472 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:04,006 with honesty, with clarity, with decency. 473 00:49:05,244 --> 00:49:12,952 We are the product of loving mothers and brave fathers. 474 00:49:13,721 --> 00:49:19,158 We are the embodiment of love and bravery. 475 00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:25,059 We are the gift of both God and science. 476 00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:29,068 We are the answer to the question. 477 00:49:29,545 --> 00:49:34,373 We are the promise delivered to all mankind. 478 00:49:35,174 --> 00:49:39,378 For that we raise our hand, to one nation. 479 00:49:39,684 --> 00:49:41,881 We step to the beat of one drum 480 00:49:42,081 --> 00:49:46,285 of this world. 481 00:49:46,495 --> 00:49:50,157 We are the people with the children on our shoulders. 482 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:55,394 In the same way as our fathers carried us and their fathers before them. 483 00:49:55,795 --> 00:49:59,799 We are the one people, united and strong. 484 00:49:59,999 --> 00:50:05,605 We are the one people with certainty. Moral certainty. 485 00:50:05,685 --> 00:50:10,072 We are invincible and we have no fear. 486 00:50:11,602 --> 00:50:17,142 Because the truth makes us ones! 487 00:51:08,175 --> 00:51:12,128 Only one day is left. 488 00:51:12,419 --> 00:51:15,325 Only one day. 489 00:51:20,431 --> 00:51:23,043 We are leaving the others. 490 00:51:24,018 --> 00:51:25,934 We're going away. 491 00:51:37,152 --> 00:51:42,218 Today we all steal, animals we are, 492 00:51:42,759 --> 00:51:45,435 possession is lost. 493 00:51:55,063 --> 00:51:58,036 Our souls are from the wild 494 00:51:58,191 --> 00:52:01,243 and wings to reach the sky. 495 00:52:01,569 --> 00:52:04,291 Let the sun fall into the ocean. 496 00:52:04,447 --> 00:52:07,785 Let the Earth erupt in flames. 497 00:52:07,951 --> 00:52:11,458 It is enough to have the strength and knowledge 498 00:52:11,621 --> 00:52:16,632 to raise our Dream Machines into the sky. 499 00:52:19,587 --> 00:52:22,720 Let them sleep who do not know. 500 00:52:23,049 --> 00:52:26,477 The last day is here. The very last. 501 00:52:28,388 --> 00:52:31,270 And we leave at dawn. 502 00:52:31,562 --> 00:52:33,858 Mein Führer. 503 00:52:36,354 --> 00:52:38,701 It's time. 504 00:52:47,009 --> 00:52:50,120 The traitor Adler will get a surprise. 505 00:53:01,004 --> 00:53:05,593 To universe, to the stars we go. 506 00:53:26,446 --> 00:53:31,002 Sending machines up to the sky. 507 00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:36,788 And leave behind those who don't know of the final day. 508 00:53:37,498 --> 00:53:40,951 We leave in sleep those who don't know. 509 00:53:41,031 --> 00:53:45,804 We are driven by the B-machine. 510 00:53:49,761 --> 00:53:52,141 Breaking at dawn on B-machine. 511 00:53:53,556 --> 00:53:56,028 Wild B-machine that never stops. 512 00:54:07,570 --> 00:54:10,999 Machines we are sending to the skies. 513 00:54:11,157 --> 00:54:12,957 Above us all. 514 00:54:13,118 --> 00:54:18,459 And leave behind those who do not know of the final day. 515 00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:24,466 We leave in sleep those who do not know and we leave at dawn. 516 00:54:24,629 --> 00:54:30,688 We're driven by the B-machine that never stops... 517 00:54:35,656 --> 00:54:39,361 Hey! The moon Nazis are coming. What's wrong with you people, can't you see? 518 00:54:39,441 --> 00:54:41,396 Look, I've been there. I'm telling you. 519 00:54:41,476 --> 00:54:46,432 They got this whole moon base, they got this whole like space thing goin' on, and they comin' to take over. 520 00:54:46,512 --> 00:54:50,140 Oh, you never listen to this right? Listen now cuz they comin, they comin'. 521 00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:55,468 They coming to get us all. Why ain't you guys listenin' to me? I mean... 522 00:54:58,185 --> 00:54:59,295 Renate. 523 00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:02,461 Washington. James Washington. 524 00:55:02,541 --> 00:55:05,678 I'm so glad to see you alive. 525 00:55:05,758 --> 00:55:09,310 Look, I got one. This the bitch that made me white as a fuckin' snowflake. 526 00:55:09,390 --> 00:55:11,315 Come on people, help me!! 527 00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:23,754 Help me! 528 00:55:24,684 --> 00:55:27,518 I saved your life! 529 00:55:30,729 --> 00:55:35,634 So, you are a formerly dead, black model... 530 00:55:35,891 --> 00:55:39,224 who's now suddenly a living white hobo... 531 00:55:39,838 --> 00:55:43,642 after spending a weekend on the Moon. Is that correct? 532 00:55:43,943 --> 00:55:46,946 - Yes, that's correct. - So I was listening. 533 00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:53,852 And you, are Neil Armstrong after the sex change operation. Is that correct? 534 00:55:54,187 --> 00:55:57,492 No, that is not correct. You were not listening at all. 535 00:55:58,057 --> 00:56:00,559 My name is Richter. Renate Richter. 536 00:56:00,639 --> 00:56:05,764 And I tried to save this man's life and I think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful. 537 00:56:06,034 --> 00:56:10,799 Okay. Ask Miss Moon-Nazi here, was I, or was I not, on the Dark side of the Moon. 538 00:56:13,330 --> 00:56:21,338 Okay. So his question for you is: was he, or was he not, on the Dark side of the Moon? 539 00:56:23,971 --> 00:56:27,477 Yes, Mr. Washington, James Washington was on the Dark side of the Moon. 540 00:56:27,699 --> 00:56:29,888 There. What did I tell you? 541 00:56:29,989 --> 00:56:34,693 I am black, but now I'm white. I went to the Dark side of the Moon, but I'm now back. 542 00:56:34,773 --> 00:56:37,396 And the Nazis are coming to kill us all. 543 00:56:37,752 --> 00:56:42,002 And you guys are going to be so sorry that you didn't listen to me! 544 00:56:45,304 --> 00:56:50,616 Mr. Washington James. Why are you so upset and so angry? 545 00:56:50,696 --> 00:56:53,819 - Get lost. - But I do not understand. 546 00:56:53,899 --> 00:56:56,015 I mean, we made you white. 547 00:56:56,507 --> 00:57:00,066 We taught you the National Socialist message about peace and unity. 548 00:57:00,146 --> 00:57:03,322 You people have robbed me of everything. 549 00:57:03,995 --> 00:57:06,325 My race, my identity, my career. 550 00:57:06,753 --> 00:57:10,017 And I'm beginning to think my flippin' mind too. I mean just everything. 551 00:57:11,513 --> 00:57:13,132 Do you know this? 552 00:57:14,504 --> 00:57:15,351 Yes. 553 00:57:16,490 --> 00:57:19,238 Wunderbar. Come on. 554 00:57:19,933 --> 00:57:23,442 Come on in. I will explain it to you. Then you will understand. 555 00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:29,648 You are one strange broad. I will give you that. 556 00:57:30,454 --> 00:57:32,329 Oh you know you're buyin' popcorn, right? 557 00:57:38,781 --> 00:57:40,959 Man, that was bullshit. 558 00:57:48,719 --> 00:57:50,269 It was... 559 00:57:51,362 --> 00:57:55,987 - It was so long. - Yeah. They coulda edited it down a bit. 560 00:57:57,544 --> 00:57:59,478 He was mocking the Führer. 561 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,032 I'm getting a sense there's a lot about Nazis you don't know. 562 00:58:03,982 --> 00:58:05,608 But I am a Nazi. 563 00:58:05,688 --> 00:58:08,087 Oh yeah, yeah, I know, I mean... but you're not like... 564 00:58:08,287 --> 00:58:12,962 Well, I mean, you know... like them. A bunch of stupid bullies. 565 00:58:14,249 --> 00:58:17,396 No, I'm sure, they're good boys. 566 00:58:17,596 --> 00:58:19,618 And loyal to the Reich, and their mothers. 567 00:58:20,349 --> 00:58:22,901 Look, they are wearing the symbol of love. 568 00:58:23,385 --> 00:58:25,093 - The swastika? - Yeah. 569 00:58:25,804 --> 00:58:27,806 Never heard it called that before. 570 00:58:28,006 --> 00:58:31,210 No, no. No, no no no no. You just... 571 00:58:37,916 --> 00:58:41,920 What we got here, blond hair, blue eyes, nice rack. 572 00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,412 Even Hitler would get a hard-on. 573 00:58:45,724 --> 00:58:50,549 - Look, I got this. Look, guys, we don't want any trouble. - Why don't you get lost hobo. 574 00:58:50,629 --> 00:58:52,831 Look, I got the funniest story to tell you. Your not gonna believe this.. 575 00:58:53,132 --> 00:58:54,833 Stop that, that is enough. 576 00:59:01,414 --> 00:59:02,462 Oh God! 577 00:59:16,015 --> 00:59:17,416 Damn, Renate. 578 00:59:19,521 --> 00:59:21,715 Is that what you teach in Earthology classes? 579 00:59:26,773 --> 00:59:28,994 Earthology... 580 00:59:30,578 --> 00:59:32,947 I'm not Earthologist. 581 00:59:36,350 --> 00:59:38,474 I don't know anything about Earth. 582 00:59:39,649 --> 00:59:42,166 I have to talk to Klaus. 583 00:59:48,202 --> 00:59:50,928 Yeah... That's what I thought. 584 00:59:51,386 --> 00:59:52,844 Hey Renate, wait up! 585 00:59:53,169 --> 00:59:55,196 What she needs is a good war. 586 00:59:56,038 --> 00:59:58,697 A war always make the president popular. 587 00:59:59,504 --> 01:00:03,402 Well, I might be able to help her out there. 588 01:00:05,512 --> 01:00:07,005 How do you mean? 589 01:00:07,756 --> 01:00:11,131 One word from me, and the invasion from the Moon begins. 590 01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:19,218 - You never break character do you? - No. 591 01:00:20,821 --> 01:00:22,521 I can never be broken. 592 01:00:23,575 --> 01:00:26,425 - You smell so good. - The time has come. 593 01:00:29,049 --> 01:00:31,150 I show you my plans. 594 01:00:31,557 --> 01:00:33,807 Come back here. 595 01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:45,953 Look, look. I've mapped out some things. 596 01:00:46,033 --> 01:00:49,253 Oh big fella. All work and no play? 597 01:00:55,685 --> 01:00:59,278 Now listen, do you think if I asphyxiate the President... 598 01:00:59,358 --> 01:01:01,494 will the troops stand in line with us? 599 01:01:04,788 --> 01:01:07,566 That's when I will order the moon invasion. 600 01:01:07,646 --> 01:01:10,669 It will be choirless bloodshed. 601 01:01:12,185 --> 01:01:15,474 After I eliminate the moon Führer, of course. 602 01:01:26,184 --> 01:01:29,688 Klaus... Adler... 603 01:01:38,749 --> 01:01:40,875 Heil Hitler! 604 01:01:41,669 --> 01:01:44,364 The name's not Hitler! 605 01:01:45,747 --> 01:01:50,909 Um... so, Klaus, is the clown joining us? 606 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,082 What, did you all buy tickets? 607 01:01:58,105 --> 01:02:01,272 Okay, so, do you want to introduce me to your friends. 608 01:02:02,321 --> 01:02:05,924 Get your hooks off me you crystal noob piece-of-shit. 609 01:02:07,003 --> 01:02:09,428 I can make this worth your while. Just please, let me go. 610 01:02:09,989 --> 01:02:13,722 - Do it, Moon Corporal. - Don't shoot! 611 01:02:24,436 --> 01:02:30,435 And you want to eliminate the Moon Führer. 612 01:02:34,930 --> 01:02:38,933 Do you know the penalty for treason? 613 01:02:45,947 --> 01:02:49,710 The Siegfried fleet flagship Tannhauser speaking. 614 01:02:49,790 --> 01:02:53,585 We have reached the orbit and are ready to launch the Valkyries. 615 01:02:55,349 --> 01:02:58,724 Warship Heinrich ready for attack. 616 01:02:58,804 --> 01:03:01,890 Warship Biterolf ready to attack. 617 01:03:08,255 --> 01:03:11,569 - The fleet is ready, my Führer. - Excellent. 618 01:03:12,552 --> 01:03:15,011 Tell them to wait for my return. 619 01:03:15,473 --> 01:03:21,142 We shall then begin the Meteorblitzkrieg. 620 01:03:21,411 --> 01:03:29,311 We'll wipe all these sub-humans off the Earth map. 621 01:03:30,714 --> 01:03:32,199 Klaus!! 622 01:03:41,620 --> 01:03:45,524 I need to tell you that I have nothing to do with you and your plans. 623 01:03:46,204 --> 01:03:48,226 You Nazi piece-of-shit. 624 01:03:52,299 --> 01:03:54,138 A blessing in disguise. 625 01:03:54,218 --> 01:03:57,887 Now I can kill all the enemies of the Reich in one stroke. 626 01:04:01,016 --> 01:04:04,143 Farewell, puppet Führer. 627 01:04:40,925 --> 01:04:43,537 He fell for the old one last blow job offer. 628 01:04:45,984 --> 01:04:48,386 God, Nazis are stupid. 629 01:04:49,356 --> 01:04:51,790 I commend you on your marksmanship. 630 01:04:56,895 --> 01:05:01,800 Shame. She was such a nice girl. Just have to kill her later. 631 01:05:03,301 --> 01:05:04,948 So, it was real? 632 01:05:05,661 --> 01:05:09,882 - All this time. - Never doubt a Nazi, schöne Frau. 633 01:05:18,016 --> 01:05:20,819 Farwell, fashionista. 634 01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:24,723 I have a planet to conquer! 635 01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:53,126 I'll just... 636 01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:56,301 grab this. 637 01:05:56,999 --> 01:05:58,957 Bye. 638 01:06:00,455 --> 01:06:02,761 Good luck with the rest of your life. 639 01:06:04,462 --> 01:06:07,076 Un... be... fuckin... lievable. 640 01:06:11,606 --> 01:06:14,273 They develop like ordinary women. But look. 641 01:06:14,358 --> 01:06:19,779 No hair here, nor here. Like little girls. 642 01:06:19,864 --> 01:06:24,075 And when they do have hair, it looks like... 643 01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:28,955 The moustache of our great Führer. 644 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,939 The pictures kind of turn me on. 645 01:06:35,471 --> 01:06:37,096 Sieg Heil! 646 01:06:45,765 --> 01:06:49,392 Herr Adler. Where's the Führer? 647 01:06:51,186 --> 01:06:54,814 The Führer is dead. Long live the new Führer. 648 01:06:55,205 --> 01:06:57,776 That's me, in case you're wondering. 649 01:07:04,366 --> 01:07:07,451 Sieg Heil! This way. 650 01:07:33,990 --> 01:07:35,698 Heil Hitler. 651 01:07:39,883 --> 01:07:44,340 From now on, of course, it's "Heil Adler". 652 01:07:56,418 --> 01:08:00,755 Time... is the sin. 653 01:08:02,466 --> 01:08:05,259 I'll see you in Valhalla. 654 01:08:48,971 --> 01:08:52,598 At 5.45 we'll start firing back. 655 01:08:52,683 --> 01:08:57,061 Every bomb will be retaliated. 656 01:08:57,146 --> 01:09:00,690 The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin! 657 01:09:42,482 --> 01:09:44,675 Moments ago, New York has come under attack. 658 01:09:44,756 --> 01:09:50,181 Witnesses claim to have seen hundreds of UFO's appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire. 659 01:09:50,989 --> 01:09:54,806 Billy get that. Get that. Are you getting that? 660 01:09:54,886 --> 01:09:57,444 Kelly, the craft is at least 60 feet across. 661 01:09:57,524 --> 01:10:01,957 I'm seeing what appears to be weapons of some-kind dangling down from the bottom. 662 01:10:02,037 --> 01:10:06,784 Oh my God. It's opening fire, it's opening fire. I'm getting the hell out of here. 663 01:10:06,864 --> 01:10:10,532 There is little information. But here's what we know at this time. 664 01:10:10,612 --> 01:10:14,439 - OK, you see, the thing is, that Klaus... - I know it was your doing. 665 01:10:16,323 --> 01:10:19,828 - It's wonderful. - It's wonderful? 666 01:10:20,078 --> 01:10:22,911 It's brilliant. I'm a wartime president now. 667 01:10:22,991 --> 01:10:26,564 All presidents who start a war in their first term, always get re-elected. 668 01:10:26,962 --> 01:10:29,364 I thought I was gonna have to bomb Australia or something. 669 01:10:29,837 --> 01:10:33,378 But no, you bring me real... 670 01:10:34,362 --> 01:10:37,473 - Who are these guys anyway? - Nazis. 671 01:10:38,542 --> 01:10:42,488 - From the Moon. - Real live Nazis? 672 01:10:42,568 --> 01:10:45,391 Holy shit, this just keeps getting better and better. 673 01:10:45,794 --> 01:10:47,988 You're a miracle worker, babe. 674 01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:54,392 Ah, they're the only guys we ever actually managed to beat in a fair fight. 675 01:10:55,344 --> 01:10:58,068 I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt, only you know I'm not a spastic. 676 01:10:58,858 --> 01:11:00,662 I knew you'd be excited. 677 01:11:01,246 --> 01:11:07,560 So, if you’re our Roosevelt, then who's your General Patton, or, you know, MacArthur? 678 01:11:08,436 --> 01:11:11,679 - Mr. Secretary of Defense. Do you have any thoughts on this? - Send her. 679 01:11:15,054 --> 01:11:17,470 - Me? - Hey, you're the miracle worker. 680 01:11:17,942 --> 01:11:19,956 Apparently you dodge bullets too. 681 01:11:20,886 --> 01:11:22,943 - I wouldn't know... - What to wear? 682 01:11:23,023 --> 01:11:25,065 You'll think of something. You always do. 683 01:11:25,273 --> 01:11:26,681 Madam President... 684 01:11:27,561 --> 01:11:29,462 Ready to face the music? 685 01:11:58,349 --> 01:12:02,053 It's space Nazis! 686 01:12:20,271 --> 01:12:22,715 Take us upstate. We need to go back to the Moon. 687 01:12:22,795 --> 01:12:26,296 Whoa, whoa... We? No, no, no. See, 'we' rhymes with 'me', and I ain't goin'. 688 01:12:26,376 --> 01:12:28,782 You don't get it. They have the Götterdämmerung on the Moon. 689 01:12:28,863 --> 01:12:32,223 I could give a good damn what they have. I'm not going back to that place. No way! 690 01:12:32,303 --> 01:12:34,138 You want to look like that for the rest of your life? 691 01:12:34,218 --> 01:12:36,194 Oh great. Now this is my fault. 692 01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:42,857 - Let me in. - I'm no hero, James. 693 01:12:43,801 --> 01:12:45,260 I need you. 694 01:13:52,263 --> 01:13:54,565 Do you know how to drive this thing? 695 01:13:55,858 --> 01:13:59,636 Well, can't be any different than playing 'Wing Commander'. 696 01:13:59,998 --> 01:14:01,830 Lets try... 697 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:33,024 I swear we do not have nothing on the Moon! 698 01:14:33,104 --> 01:14:34,905 - Japan? - It is not ours. 699 01:14:34,986 --> 01:14:36,707 - China? - It is not us. 700 01:14:36,907 --> 01:14:38,809 It's bloody well not ours. 701 01:14:38,889 --> 01:14:42,613 - I confess. - Yes, North Korea? Confess to what? 702 01:14:42,813 --> 01:14:45,025 The spaceships are ours. 703 01:14:46,117 --> 01:14:50,921 Our beloved leader designed and build them himself. 704 01:14:57,682 --> 01:15:02,033 - What is so funny? - All right, North Korea. Sit down. 705 01:15:15,861 --> 01:15:20,151 - So it was you India, I knew that. - No, no, no. That is a sign of peace. 706 01:15:20,231 --> 01:15:21,666 This is the sign of peace. 707 01:15:21,746 --> 01:15:23,604 Just cut it out, you morons. 708 01:15:23,854 --> 01:15:29,060 These thugs are Nazis. And I mean the real... McCoy. 709 01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:31,787 They've been hidin' out on the moon just waiting to pounce. 710 01:15:33,139 --> 01:15:36,267 Now my question is, what do ya'll plan to do about it? 711 01:15:36,467 --> 01:15:39,670 Cuz we just happen to have a little something up our own sleeve, 712 01:15:39,870 --> 01:15:42,973 and I'm sure, they'll be thankful for it. 713 01:15:43,174 --> 01:15:49,180 May I present to you with the Mars exploration ship, the USS George W. Bush. 714 01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:56,887 Good work, take it to Officer Tyler please. 715 01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:03,694 Trajectory, what's our status on the orbit window? 716 01:16:03,964 --> 01:16:06,397 Commander on deck. 717 01:16:17,508 --> 01:16:21,512 The hostile fleet have launched a full scale aerial attack against the United States. 718 01:16:21,812 --> 01:16:26,280 These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they are operating fully within the thermosphere. 719 01:16:26,569 --> 01:16:31,922 Each of them carry approximately 200 enemy vessels and are extremely... 720 01:16:32,529 --> 01:16:36,026 Hell hath no fury, Herr Adler. 721 01:16:36,327 --> 01:16:39,707 Alright kiddies. Let's get this show on the road. 722 01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:53,043 Vivian, you look great. How is it going up there? 723 01:16:53,144 --> 01:16:55,246 Madam President, I couldn't be better. 724 01:16:55,346 --> 01:16:58,048 I am packing dozens of mega tons of nuclear warheads 725 01:16:58,129 --> 01:17:01,529 which I am going to carefully place up Klaus's kraut ass. 726 01:17:01,609 --> 01:17:05,251 - Just as soon I get him in my sights. - Carry on. Kick butt. 727 01:17:05,476 --> 01:17:07,906 Let 'em see what that baby can do. 728 01:17:18,632 --> 01:17:20,136 That's right. 729 01:17:20,217 --> 01:17:23,979 While you were arguing about climate change, human rights and whales' dicks, 730 01:17:24,496 --> 01:17:26,563 this is what we were doing. 731 01:17:26,789 --> 01:17:29,646 May I present to you the tomorrow's exploration ship, 732 01:17:29,810 --> 01:17:32,794 the USS George W. Bush. 733 01:17:33,180 --> 01:17:35,489 Mars exploration? 734 01:17:36,446 --> 01:17:38,533 But you have armed it. 735 01:17:38,860 --> 01:17:43,917 We have the right to bear arms, and Mars is a red planet. 736 01:18:09,402 --> 01:18:13,929 Working at optimum capacity. Ammo consumption within tolerance. 737 01:18:28,340 --> 01:18:32,853 We're coming under extremely heavy fire. Were gonna need reinforcements right now. 738 01:18:35,685 --> 01:18:37,268 What the hell is the meaning of this? 739 01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:41,304 G'day mates. This is Australian ship, Dundee 01. Ready to kick ass. 740 01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:43,260 Spitfire reporting in. 741 01:18:43,340 --> 01:18:46,162 Hang in there W. Canada joining your battle. 742 01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:51,429 This is a direct violation of this nations' space treaty that you all signed, every single one of you. 743 01:18:51,509 --> 01:18:53,415 MIR join in za battle. 744 01:18:58,416 --> 01:19:00,414 That is suppose to be destroyed. 745 01:19:00,679 --> 01:19:05,202 This is an outrage. You're all liars, just like my ex ex-husband. 746 01:19:06,102 --> 01:19:10,088 - Calm down lady, calm down. - Don't you lady me, Pinko. 747 01:19:10,325 --> 01:19:12,630 Okay, who didn't arm their spaceships? 748 01:19:13,451 --> 01:19:17,451 Oh great, great. That's just great. 749 01:19:17,531 --> 01:19:20,120 - You all gave me your word. - But you broke yours. 750 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,202 We always break ours, that's just what we do. 751 01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:25,716 Okay fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine. 752 01:19:25,796 --> 01:19:29,339 Let just beat the shit out of these pricks and talk about the details later. 753 01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:58,549 Heroes of the First Fleet, continue your attack to the last man... 754 01:19:58,629 --> 01:20:02,857 - and remember, you're fighting for the Reich! - Where the hell they all come from? 755 01:20:09,603 --> 01:20:13,314 Prepare an appropriate uniform for the Führer. 756 01:20:20,989 --> 01:20:24,659 The Fatherland is calling its children! 757 01:20:25,327 --> 01:20:32,833 This device will complete the biggest war machine of all times. 758 01:20:33,001 --> 01:20:36,003 The Götterdämmerung will fly! 759 01:20:36,171 --> 01:20:37,748 Heil Adler! 760 01:21:00,519 --> 01:21:02,046 This is beautiful. 761 01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:16,733 - Where the hell are we goin'? - To the Götterdämmerung. 762 01:21:17,386 --> 01:21:19,010 I think Klaus will be there. 763 01:21:29,443 --> 01:21:31,968 What did you think of that, Herr Adler? 764 01:21:32,468 --> 01:21:34,582 Alright, what about this Moon business? 765 01:21:34,662 --> 01:21:37,954 What do you say we head on over and slap them around a bit. 766 01:21:39,328 --> 01:21:42,313 Klaus baby, I coming to get ya. 767 01:21:54,931 --> 01:21:56,753 Attention! 768 01:21:58,311 --> 01:22:00,478 Heil Adler! 769 01:22:02,838 --> 01:22:03,699 Heil! 770 01:22:06,969 --> 01:22:07,928 As you were. 771 01:22:09,766 --> 01:22:16,098 - Well? - The Earth fleet will be within firing range in 20 minutes, my Führer. 772 01:22:19,982 --> 01:22:23,912 - Are your troops ready? - We're waiting for Dr. Richter. 773 01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:38,939 - What the hell is this place? - This is the Götterdämmerung. 774 01:22:39,019 --> 01:22:40,550 It will liberate the Earth! 775 01:22:41,797 --> 01:22:43,186 Actually. 776 01:22:44,206 --> 01:22:47,303 It's the biggest war machine ever created by man. 777 01:22:52,566 --> 01:22:55,198 This is the bridge. That's where I'm going. 778 01:22:56,183 --> 01:22:57,905 I need to find your father, so... 779 01:22:58,335 --> 01:23:01,337 - where you think he at? - I think you will find him over there. 780 01:23:02,085 --> 01:23:05,502 Try to sneak in, and please paralyze the engines, 781 01:23:06,179 --> 01:23:12,106 - or otherwise the Earth is destroyed. - Note to self, paralyze engines. Got it. 782 01:23:12,186 --> 01:23:14,331 - OK. - No, no, no, no. 783 01:23:14,411 --> 01:23:15,972 - What? - You be careful. 784 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:18,154 - I mean, you know, ah... - What? 785 01:23:18,786 --> 01:23:22,121 - Because, well, you like me. - Right... 786 01:23:22,201 --> 01:23:24,818 Oh, come on, a little. 787 01:23:30,048 --> 01:23:31,868 You like me. 788 01:23:50,014 --> 01:23:53,083 We have a visual on the Nazi fortress, Commander. 789 01:23:55,510 --> 01:23:58,394 Obvious and overstated as usual, Klaus. 790 01:24:17,269 --> 01:24:18,514 Come on! 791 01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:23,239 Automated targeting reports hit percentage above 100, so we're consistently achieving double kills. 792 01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:24,711 Boom, bitches!! 793 01:24:33,701 --> 01:24:36,124 Alright everyone, let's get those nukes in action. 794 01:24:36,204 --> 01:24:39,888 - I'm declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone. - But Commander, there are woman and children done there. 795 01:24:39,968 --> 01:24:43,930 The United States of America does not negotiate with terrorists. 796 01:24:49,832 --> 01:24:52,561 - Prime warheads on secondary armament. - Roger that. 797 01:24:52,642 --> 01:24:56,609 - Prepare all available ordinance for ground bombardment. - Fire the fucking nukes! 798 01:24:59,256 --> 01:25:00,853 Nukes away. 799 01:25:37,882 --> 01:25:39,562 Job well done. 800 01:25:44,523 --> 01:25:46,176 Move! 801 01:25:52,060 --> 01:25:55,892 Who dares to disturb me? Who dares to disturb me! 802 01:25:56,647 --> 01:25:57,762 Dr. Richter! 803 01:25:58,536 --> 01:25:59,940 How much time do you need? 804 01:26:00,701 --> 01:26:02,658 It will fly, my Führer. 805 01:26:02,739 --> 01:26:05,899 The Götterdämmerung will fly to the final victory. 806 01:26:05,979 --> 01:26:07,829 Cut the crap. How long? 807 01:26:09,028 --> 01:26:12,429 I would say three months, give or take a little. 808 01:26:12,791 --> 01:26:14,846 I give you three minutes. 809 01:26:17,154 --> 01:26:21,098 He cut me off. It's not that easy. Russia wasn't conquered in a day... 810 01:26:21,178 --> 01:26:21,900 Hey quack! 811 01:26:23,432 --> 01:26:24,487 Remember me? 812 01:26:26,609 --> 01:26:29,317 The moon spook you turned into a snowflake. 813 01:26:33,323 --> 01:26:35,847 Start the Helium-3 engines. 814 01:26:42,365 --> 01:26:43,503 Now! 815 01:26:47,031 --> 01:26:48,472 Start the engines. 816 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:07,263 Oh shit, it's alive. 817 01:27:36,476 --> 01:27:40,416 He sure must have the smallest dick in the Universe. 818 01:27:44,831 --> 01:27:46,469 Load the cannons. 819 01:27:48,646 --> 01:27:49,897 Time... 820 01:27:54,335 --> 01:27:56,132 to fuck back. 821 01:28:10,511 --> 01:28:16,427 Everyone, take positions around this fat phallus and wait for my command to open fire. 822 01:28:24,094 --> 01:28:26,801 - Offensive run confirmed. - Let her rip. 823 01:28:34,583 --> 01:28:36,250 Shit! 824 01:28:38,541 --> 01:28:41,158 - Are the cannons ready to fire? - Yes, my Führer. 825 01:28:41,448 --> 01:28:44,866 But the Earth is below the horizon, on the other side of the Moon. 826 01:28:45,389 --> 01:28:47,285 We can't shoot. 827 01:28:48,037 --> 01:28:52,629 It was a full moon yesterday. Let's make a brand new horizon. 828 01:28:53,990 --> 01:28:55,043 Fire at will. 829 01:29:52,403 --> 01:29:53,459 Fuck it! 830 01:30:04,321 --> 01:30:10,355 Reactivate the systems, Weapons Unter-Offizier. 831 01:30:30,517 --> 01:30:32,447 We shall see... 832 01:30:33,683 --> 01:30:37,465 The projectiles of the Götterdämmerung consist of metallic hydrogen, 833 01:30:37,545 --> 01:30:41,061 whose aggregate state is reached only under extreme pressure. 834 01:30:41,366 --> 01:30:44,768 Its destructive power has never been tested. 835 01:30:45,097 --> 01:30:47,263 The effects could be unexpected. 836 01:30:53,772 --> 01:30:55,514 The rocket shells... 837 01:31:09,439 --> 01:31:11,120 There's no song moment now! 838 01:31:13,853 --> 01:31:15,562 It's a false alarm! 839 01:31:21,902 --> 01:31:23,618 Are you all imbeciles? 840 01:31:24,382 --> 01:31:28,449 Go and see what's going on! On the double!! 841 01:31:52,351 --> 01:31:55,947 - Renate... - I won't let you do it. 842 01:31:57,634 --> 01:32:01,092 What will you do? Shoot me? 843 01:32:17,070 --> 01:32:19,139 Good girl... 844 01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:25,124 Renate Richter, almost my bride. 845 01:32:25,502 --> 01:32:28,849 You destroyed something beautiful, something wonderful. 846 01:32:29,557 --> 01:32:35,225 A future world full of Aryan children. Our Aryan children!! 847 01:32:37,453 --> 01:32:43,358 But you betrayed me, and you shall... you shall pay for that. 848 01:32:43,442 --> 01:32:46,644 Your beauty for Odin's table... 849 01:32:46,724 --> 01:32:50,990 - Klaus! Wait! Let me say something. - Well? 850 01:32:53,106 --> 01:32:56,234 - I'm a bit busy. - I've always respected you. 851 01:32:56,314 --> 01:32:59,832 As Führer, and as a man. 852 01:33:01,662 --> 01:33:03,731 I've even loved you. 853 01:33:04,967 --> 01:33:08,077 I belong to you... to you. 854 01:33:10,026 --> 01:33:15,723 Cute little speech. But it's too late, my dear. Goodbye. 855 01:33:15,807 --> 01:33:18,893 I understand. I hail you. 856 01:33:19,978 --> 01:33:21,798 My Klaus. 857 01:33:23,823 --> 01:33:26,725 Sieg Heil, my Führer! 858 01:33:44,047 --> 01:33:47,588 - Washington, do you hear me? Washington. - Renate. Was that you? 859 01:33:47,668 --> 01:33:50,785 - You need to shut down the engines. - I'm working on it. 860 01:35:14,679 --> 01:35:16,374 Holy crap. 861 01:36:05,401 --> 01:36:07,233 Congratulations. 862 01:36:08,723 --> 01:36:10,925 High five. 863 01:36:13,216 --> 01:36:15,630 Well that was disappointing. 864 01:36:19,278 --> 01:36:22,750 Do you think he suffered? Even just a little? 865 01:36:22,830 --> 01:36:28,254 Vivian, I knew you could do it. You're foxy and salacious, all the way. Congratulations. 866 01:36:28,505 --> 01:36:32,647 - What's Helium-3? - Helium. 867 01:36:33,406 --> 01:36:34,869 Did you say Helium-3? 868 01:36:34,949 --> 01:36:39,354 Yes, there like 15 to 20 giant towers that appear to be full of the stuff. 869 01:36:39,754 --> 01:36:42,276 - That's ours. - It is? Why? 870 01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:48,363 Helium-3 will make the U.S. independent of all energy needs for the next thousand years. 871 01:36:48,957 --> 01:36:50,443 Yes, it's ours! 872 01:36:52,367 --> 01:36:54,997 No, no, no, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. 873 01:36:55,077 --> 01:36:58,774 The Moon is American soil. Moon flag, stars and stripes. 874 01:36:58,854 --> 01:37:01,190 Who beat the Moon Nazis? We did. 875 01:37:01,270 --> 01:37:05,500 Well, yeah yeah, alright, you help out here and there, but ultimately it's just like World War II... 876 01:37:05,580 --> 01:37:07,482 and who won that? We did. 877 01:37:08,421 --> 01:37:11,369 - You lie!! - You don't believe me? 878 01:37:11,449 --> 01:37:13,678 Watch the movies. Movies don't lie. 879 01:37:14,592 --> 01:37:16,991 Not the shoes, Jesus! 880 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:20,399 Vivian, this is the Secretary of Defense. 881 01:37:20,479 --> 01:37:24,070 - Defend and hold that Helium-3 at all costs. - But against who? 882 01:37:24,150 --> 01:37:26,401 Against everybody!! 883 01:39:04,773 --> 01:39:10,151 Please don't, never again! 884 01:39:23,487 --> 01:39:25,709 What was the Earth like? 885 01:39:29,082 --> 01:39:30,749 Different. 886 01:39:33,748 --> 01:39:39,136 - When can we fly there? - Soon. Soon... 887 01:39:42,449 --> 01:39:45,228 - But how? - In peace. 888 01:39:49,826 --> 01:39:54,649 Unfortunately that's the story of revenge. It's messy. 889 01:39:55,049 --> 01:39:58,210 Never really works out the way you want it to. 890 01:40:00,392 --> 01:40:02,356 I feel lonely. 891 01:40:03,357 --> 01:40:07,481 The eternal love of God, the love of God into our hearts, or we will burn... 892 01:40:07,562 --> 01:40:11,666 burn in hell, burning in eternal damnation. 893 01:40:12,238 --> 01:40:13,968 Renate! 894 01:40:16,845 --> 01:40:18,573 Washington. 895 01:40:31,736 --> 01:40:34,589 You are alive. 896 01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:38,262 It's okay. It's okay. 897 01:40:46,815 --> 01:40:49,604 And you are the way you're meant to be. 898 01:41:02,157 --> 01:41:05,219 Are you aware that you are kissing a black man? 899 01:41:12,927 --> 01:41:16,105 I guess you have a lot of work cut out for you. 72052

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