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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Budapest.
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The next stop's Budapest.
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Budapest is the next stop.
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Budapest.
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Tickets, ladies.
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Oop, here you go.
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- Here's mine.
- And mine.
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- Mine, too!
- Here you go!
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Thank you, young man.
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Man, I hate wearing disguises.
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These heels are killing me.
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Okay, take it down a notch.
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We don't want to alarm
the humans.
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Psst. Drac.
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I'm about to und freak out!
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You're a nice kitty.
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I'm und kitty-cat.
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Meow. Meow!
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Oh, no,
not this clown again.
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Good evening, travelers.
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I am Professor
Abraham Van Helsing.
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Yes. One of the Van Helsings.
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For centuries, my family
has protected humanity
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from the evils of monsters.
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So you can believe me
when I tell you,
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there are monsters
hiding amongst you!
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But fear not,
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for I am a professional,
and I know how to flush out
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these beasts
and bring them into the light!
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Fire bad!
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Whoa!
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Sorry, guys.
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Finally! First I kill Dracula,
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and then
the rest of the monsters!
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Why do you keep doing this?
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Your dad, your grandfather,
your great-great-granny...
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I defeated them all.
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When will you Van Helsings ever
learn to let go of the hate?
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Never! Because you,
monster, are a...
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Eh, squeak, squeak.
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What? A mouse?
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Ahhh!
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You can't run from me,
Prince of Darkness!
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I will hunt you
for all eternity!
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I swear I will never rest until
I destroy you...
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And...
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Every...
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Other...
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Monster... Ow!
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If it's the last thing...
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I...
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Ever...
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Do!
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Boy, that guy is annoying.
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Maybe one day
there will be a place
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where monsters can go
to get away from it all,
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take a vacation.
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Who knows,
maybe even get married.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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Hmm?
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It's okay.
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Oh, when is
this thing starting?
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Aw, you made them cry,
Wayne.
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All except this little one.
Coochie-coochie...
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That's Sunny.
She doesn't cry.
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She bites.
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This is a very special moment, Carl.
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Any second, your beautiful bride is
going to walk right down the aisle.
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Oh, no, Drac,
she's not coming.
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Oh, don't worry.
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Mavis is with her. I'm sure
everything is under control.
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Mavey, is everything
under control?
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Um, yep, just a slight case
of pre-wedding jitters.
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Ahhh!
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Yep, everything is
fine here.
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Please try to relax, Lucy.
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I've taken care
of everything.
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The wedding
is going to be perfect.
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It's not that.
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Just, how do I know
I'm doing the right thing?
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I know just how you feel.
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The day I married Johnny was
the best day of my life,
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but I was so nervous.
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Not as nervous
as I was.
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And you should have seen my dad.
He was a mess.
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I wouldn't get out
of my coffin that night.
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But he knew
it was meant to be.
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It doesn't matter
where you come from
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or how different
you are.
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A Zing only happens
once in your life,
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and you have to
cherish it.
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Aw.
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You're right! Thank you!
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Okay.
All right. Okay.
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Oh. Uh... Okay.
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I do.
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I do.
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Do you hear that?
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Yes. I thought we
locked him in his room.
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We did!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.
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- Dennis!
- Dennis!
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Tinkles was crying,
so we let him out.
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Ahhh!
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Tinkles, sit!
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Ah. Whose idea was it
to let Dennis have a puppy?
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Um... Yours?
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Right.
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Poor Tinkles.
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Dennis...
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Look, honey,
I know you love Tinkles,
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but we're not allowed
to bring our dogs...
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Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.
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It's time to welcome the happy
couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!
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Aw!
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The bride and groom
invite everyone
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to join them
on the dance floor.
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Care to dance?
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Is that her?
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Ooh! Watch out now.
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She got stitches
in all the right places.
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Okay, there's no way that
is related to you, Frank.
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No, she's
my right arm's cousin.
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Ay! Oh!
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- Oh!
- Ah! I see it now.
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Frank wanted me to meet you.
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We're arm cousins,
twice removed.
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Of course.
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I'd recognize that bicep
anywhere.
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He thought, since we're both
single, we might hit it off,
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maybe go on a date?
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"Date"? Oh!
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Well, eh,
it's just that, eh...
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Whoa!
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The DJ booth
is a sacred space!
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I love this song!
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Don't you?
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Dracula?
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Oh, where'd he go?
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Dracula?
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What's the matter, Drac,
you didn't like her?
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No offense, but you
can't be too picky.
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You haven't had a date
in 100 years.
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Look, guys, I appreciate your
concern, but it's not up to me.
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You only Zing once,
and I did.
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Times have changed, buddy.
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You can even find someone to
Zing with on your phone now.
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What? Really?
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Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm far too busy.
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I have Mavis and Dennis and the
hotel, and bleh, bleh-bleh.
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Um, did you guys
hear that?
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He actually said,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh."
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I don't say,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh"!
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Eh, uh,
I'm looking for a Zing.
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Okay. Changing phone ring.
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No, no.
I'm looking for a date.
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No, no, no.
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I want to meet someone.
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Don't you get it?
I want to go on a date!
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I'm lonely.
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You want baloney.
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What? Look at
that hair. Come on.
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Ah. Too many eyes.
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Too few eyes.
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Not into tentacles.
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"Match found"?
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No, no, no!
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First things first.
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Whoa!
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I'm not into games.
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You'd better have a job,
and my cats have to like you.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, whoa, no.
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Dad?
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Oh! Mavis! Oh.
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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I was just checking on the honeymoon
suite, and I heard something.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
my little bedbug.
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I was just cleaning
the attic.
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It's so dirty, ah, yes...
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- Who is that?
- Are you on the phone?
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What, this? I was just
trying to find a maid
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- to help me with the mess.
- A maid?
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Who do you think...
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Thank you,
I'll check your references
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and get back to you. Goodbye!
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Dad.
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Stop trying to
hide it from me.
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Hide? Who?
I mean, what? Me?
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Yes.
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And I know what it is.
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Uh... Really?
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You're stressed out
from working too hard.
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Oh!
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Okay, yes.
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You got me.
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It's a big hotel,
you know?
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Can't get to everything.
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But what about you?
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You're pretty busy yourself.
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I know. It seems like now that
we're working together more,
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we're seeing
each other less.
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Ah. Yeah.
You're absolutely right.
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I am working too much,
you're working too much.
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We should really take a break,
starting right now.
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Night-night.
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I'm still here!
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Aw.
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Oh! Hey, honey.
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You ready for
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date night?
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Aw.
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That's okay, sweetheart.
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You rest.
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You know, Dad's right.
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We need a break.
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We need to all be together
again, like a family.
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Like we used to.
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Are you
overworked and stressed out?
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Do you need some family time?
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Are you a monster?
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Then you need a vacation,
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a monster vacation.
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Welcome aboard
Gremlin Air.
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Ah!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please direct your attention
to the front of the cabin.
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For your safety, please
unbuckle your seat belts.
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Ooh.
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In the likely event we experience
a sudden drop in cabin pressure,
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oxygen will be provided.
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Can I stow that
for you, sir?
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All right. Thanks.
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Beverages. Snacks. Beverages.
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Beverages. Snacks.
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Beverages.
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Ahhh!
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- Coffee?
- That would be lovely.
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Mavis, please,
you're torturing me.
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You know I hate surprises.
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This is
a fun surprise.
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There are no fun surprises.
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Just tell me
where we're going.
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Why are we on a plane?
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We can fly, you know.
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Back in my day,
people took trains.
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Now, that's classy.
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Sure, Dad. Forty hours
in a closet-sized room
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with you and Uncle Bernie
and his smelly cigars,
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arguing who was
more attractive,
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Cleopatra or Nefertiti.
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Nefertiti.
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Okay, Dad, thank you.
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Mavis, this is
such an amazing surprise!
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I can't wait to spend time
with the people I love most.
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But I beg of you,
tell me where we're going!
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Nope. I've taken care of everything,
so you don't need to worry.
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You've been
so stressed out lately.
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It's time for you to relax.
267
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,902
Now, isn't that better?
268
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,403
Oh, yes.
269
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,740
So relaxed.
270
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,177
I'm gonna go check
on you-know-who.
271
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,778
I'll be right back.
272
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,148
I have to go to the bathroom.
273
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:16,381
Hey, did you see that?
274
00:15:16,384 --> 00:15:17,917
Dennis went to the bathroom!
275
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,754
Uh... Okay.
276
00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:25,493
Psst. Hey, where are you?
277
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,398
There you are, Tinkles.
278
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,768
Don't worry, we'd never
leave you home alone.
279
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:36,903
Okay, folks,
you're free to move
280
00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:38,302
about the cabin, as we have
281
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,640
started our descent.
282
00:15:54,889 --> 00:15:57,523
So, any big plans
for the weekend there, Bill?
283
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,889
Oh, you know,
the usual.
284
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,692
Got to take the kids
to soccer.
285
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,365
Snacks. Beverages.
286
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,702
Snacks. Beverages. Snacks.
287
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,982
Ladies and gentlemen, we've
arrived at our destination,
288
00:16:23,985 --> 00:16:25,586
the Bermuda Triangle.
289
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,701
Ooh!
290
00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:18,336
Welcome to
the Bermuda Triangle,
291
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:22,344
where you'll embark on a
monster cruise of a lifetime.
292
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,912
A cruise?
293
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,781
Surprise!
294
00:17:29,784 --> 00:17:31,416
Oh, no, you... No.
295
00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:35,820
But it's just like a hotel
on the water.
296
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:37,989
I just figured
you need a vacation
297
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,492
from running
everyone else's vacation.
298
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:43,328
You've barely been
out of the hotel since...
299
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:46,397
Well, since Mom died.
300
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,532
But this is a chance
to make new memories,
301
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,834
with all of us.
302
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,037
With Dennis.
303
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:57,510
- Boat!
- Boat!
304
00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:03,915
Who made you
such an amazing daughter?
305
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,083
You.
306
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,584
That's right!
307
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,553
What a father I am.
308
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,022
Come on, Denisovich,
let's get cruising!
309
00:18:11,025 --> 00:18:12,393
Yay!
310
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,448
Wow!
311
00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:02,073
Okay. Smile.
312
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,608
Thank you.
313
00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:14,055
Ow!
314
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,892
"No pets allowed"?
315
00:19:17,858 --> 00:19:18,859
Uh-oh.
316
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,703
Perfect.
317
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,642
Welcome aboard.
How are you doing?
318
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,042
- Dennis, come on.
- Nice to see you.
319
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,578
Oh, lovely shirt. Yes.
320
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,384
Oh, hello.
Welcome aboard.
321
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,125
Uh, this is Bob.
322
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,726
Say hi, Bob.
323
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:55,895
"Hi, Bob."
324
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,904
Oh, my gosh, Griffin.
325
00:20:05,906 --> 00:20:07,739
I'm, like, so excited.
326
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,008
This is, like, the nicest
hotel I've ever been to.
327
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,609
Yeah!
328
00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:13,211
Man, this is amazing!
329
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,813
There's so much to do!
330
00:20:14,815 --> 00:20:16,817
Olympic-size swimming pool...
331
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,653
All-you-can-eat buffet...
332
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,690
Full-service spa...
333
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,526
Whoo! I'm gonna get me
a seaweed rewrap!
334
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,529
Wow, it sounds like
everything we can do
335
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,997
at our hotel!
336
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,700
Except on the water!
337
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:49,781
Ooh! Ah!
338
00:20:49,784 --> 00:20:51,715
Wow!
339
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:52,884
You nailed it, honey.
340
00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:55,118
Your dad is going to
love this!
341
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,055
Best summer vacation ever!
342
00:20:57,057 --> 00:20:58,957
Wait till you see
the itinerary.
343
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,525
Oh!
344
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,894
That's nice.
345
00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:04,662
Frank, "fire bad." Remember?
346
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:07,265
Oh, yeah, right, but,
uh, maybe you'll find
347
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,834
your own fireworks
on the cruise, huh?
348
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,903
It's not the Love Boat, Frank.
349
00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:14,910
I'm just here to have fun
with my family.
350
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,779
Huh?
351
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:22,914
Ha!
352
00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:24,015
Ahoy there!
353
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,583
Welcome aboard!
354
00:21:33,894 --> 00:21:35,762
Whoa! Who is that?
355
00:21:40,535 --> 00:21:42,667
I am Captain Ericka.
356
00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:45,537
And, yes, I'm human. But
don't hold that against me.
357
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,606
I could not be more excited
to have all of you on board
358
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,142
our first-ever
monster cruise!
359
00:21:56,784 --> 00:21:58,786
Whoo-hoo!
360
00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:01,953
Dad? Are you okay?
361
00:22:01,955 --> 00:22:04,289
Eeny feeny fanny
foonyah wah wah?
362
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,324
Oh, no! He's having
a heart attack!
363
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,292
Drac? Not likely.
364
00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:10,728
Yeah, the only heart attack that can
hurt him is with a wooden stake.
365
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:11,863
It must be a stroke!
366
00:22:11,865 --> 00:22:13,865
Actually, I think
it might be her.
367
00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:16,834
Ow! Watch where you're pointing,
mister, I'm right here.
368
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,670
You always stand
so close to me.
369
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:20,605
It's creepy.
370
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:23,775
For so long, monsters were
hiding, living in the shadows,
371
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,743
but not anymore!
372
00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:29,747
You've stood up and waved
your hand or claw or tentacle
373
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:34,719
and said, "We're here, we're hairy,
and it is our right to be scary!"
374
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,157
Now it's time to celebrate!
375
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,261
You'll enjoy gourmet dining,
thrilling adventures,
376
00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:45,029
and nonstop entertainment,
377
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,132
all on the way
to our final destination,
378
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:51,234
the lost city
that isn't lost anymore,
379
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,905
Atlantis!
380
00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,711
Oh, yeah!
381
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,112
Whoo-hoo!
382
00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:03,348
Whoa!
The fish are acrobats!
383
00:23:03,351 --> 00:23:05,183
They're fishcrobats!
384
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:10,755
Hello. How y'all doing?
385
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,957
So...
386
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:16,330
You must be
the one and only Dracula.
387
00:23:18,198 --> 00:23:21,766
I have waited so long
to meet you.
388
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,901
Wow, you really don't age,
do you?
389
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,336
I would kill
for your skin.
390
00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:28,740
Eh doobeeday
shoolah eh koobeeday?
391
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,675
Oh. You're speaking
Transylvanian.
392
00:23:30,678 --> 00:23:32,109
Oh. Always wanted
to learn.
393
00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:34,979
Uh, eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday?
394
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:37,115
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
395
00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:38,983
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
396
00:23:38,986 --> 00:23:41,019
Eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday.
397
00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:43,788
Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday.
398
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,023
Oh, such a romantic language.
399
00:23:46,026 --> 00:23:47,959
You know, there's just
something about an accent
400
00:23:47,961 --> 00:23:51,362
that makes a man
sound so intelligent.
401
00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:52,930
Alibooboo.
402
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,666
That's Transylvanian
right there.
403
00:23:54,669 --> 00:23:56,769
He's saying
it's nice to meet you.
404
00:23:56,770 --> 00:24:00,438
Well, then
"alibooboo" to you as well.
405
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,974
- Alibooboo. Alibooboo.
- Drac! Drac, snap out of it.
406
00:24:03,977 --> 00:24:05,910
Wait. I've always wanted
to do this.
407
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:07,979
Wake up! Wake up, Drac!
408
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,247
Snap out of it!
409
00:24:09,249 --> 00:24:10,748
Hey, cut it out!
410
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,050
Hey, buddy, you okay?
411
00:24:12,053 --> 00:24:14,719
No, not okay.
412
00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:16,087
Not okay!
413
00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:18,156
I... I...
414
00:24:18,159 --> 00:24:19,691
I...
415
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,260
Zinged.
416
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,743
Mmm!
417
00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:14,779
- Ooh!
- Oh!
418
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:15,817
Check that out!
419
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,119
Ah!
420
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:24,288
Here we go.
421
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,794
Mmm, yummy.
422
00:25:37,237 --> 00:25:38,305
Ah!
423
00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:58,392
Papa.
424
00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,173
"Kids Club."
425
00:26:14,174 --> 00:26:15,876
What's a kids club?
426
00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:22,349
Whee!
427
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,250
Whee!
428
00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:29,387
- Fish.
- That's right, dear.
429
00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:30,988
I'm still not sure
I understand.
430
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:34,525
You take my kids,
all day, on purpose?
431
00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:35,960
Fish.
432
00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:37,228
That's right.
433
00:26:37,230 --> 00:26:39,397
What exactly
don't you understand?
434
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,265
- Why? Ow!
- Shh.
435
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:44,969
So they can have a great time,
and you can have a great time.
436
00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:47,338
Fish.
437
00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:50,844
Oh, don't worry, you get them
back at the end of the day.
438
00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:53,277
Fish.
439
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,414
Oh, well. That's better
than nothing.
440
00:26:57,218 --> 00:26:58,786
Oh. Oh!
441
00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:06,257
So...
442
00:27:06,259 --> 00:27:07,892
What do we do now?
443
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:12,266
I think we do
whatever we want.
444
00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,465
"Whatever we want"?
445
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,535
Whatever we want.
446
00:27:17,537 --> 00:27:18,936
Whatever we want.
447
00:27:18,939 --> 00:27:20,271
Whatever we want!
448
00:27:20,273 --> 00:27:24,175
Whatever we want.
449
00:27:24,178 --> 00:27:26,978
- Stop! Help me!
- Whatever we want.
450
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,016
- Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want.
451
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,549
Oh, hi. Hello.
452
00:27:31,551 --> 00:27:33,217
How y'all doin'?
453
00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:34,385
- Oh.
- Good evening, Captain.
454
00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:36,387
Well, hello.
Oh, my goodness.
455
00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:38,256
Ah!
456
00:27:38,258 --> 00:27:41,926
Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail?
You know...
457
00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:43,194
Oh! Certainly.
458
00:27:43,197 --> 00:27:45,500
Okay. Thank you
so much.
459
00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,367
Oh, hello.
460
00:27:49,369 --> 00:27:50,438
Welcome aboard.
461
00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:21,299
Ugh! You were so right,
Great-Grandfather.
462
00:28:21,301 --> 00:28:24,201
Monsters are disgusting!
463
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,140
They're animals!
464
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:45,122
I'll be right there.
465
00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:55,333
Dracula, is he on board?
466
00:28:55,335 --> 00:28:58,636
Yes. I saw him.
Face-to-face. Ugh!
467
00:28:58,638 --> 00:29:00,271
I was so nice to him.
468
00:29:00,273 --> 00:29:02,573
That pale face of his
and his goofy smile,
469
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:04,275
showing off his fangs.
470
00:29:04,277 --> 00:29:06,077
Argh, it's just like
you taught me!
471
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,646
It's even worse than I feared!
472
00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:11,750
It was that fateful night
that I realized
473
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:15,353
a human could never defeat
a monster.
474
00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:23,327
But I wouldn't let
our family legacy die.
475
00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:28,299
And so, I began to search
for an answer.
476
00:29:28,301 --> 00:29:33,570
And I saw it in an ancient text,
an instrument of destruction
477
00:29:33,573 --> 00:29:36,107
so powerful
it destroyed Atlantis,
478
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:40,011
a whole city of monsters.
479
00:29:40,013 --> 00:29:44,281
And there, deep within the
rubble, it lay, waiting.
480
00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:48,085
Endlessly, I searched
for the lost city
481
00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:51,589
Time passed, and my body
began to fail me.
482
00:29:51,592 --> 00:29:54,191
Oh, it was so sad, Ericka.
483
00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:56,694
First my liver,
then my spleen,
484
00:29:56,697 --> 00:29:59,363
followed by a kidney or two.
485
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:03,034
Then my golden locks.
486
00:30:03,036 --> 00:30:05,569
But I wouldn't let
that stop me.
487
00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:10,541
I replaced my failing organs
with technology!
488
00:30:10,544 --> 00:30:12,243
Ha-ha!
489
00:30:12,246 --> 00:30:14,145
And look at me now.
490
00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:15,746
Mmm-hmm!
491
00:30:15,748 --> 00:30:18,617
Oh, girl,
it's an improvement, really.
492
00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:22,053
Um, sure.
493
00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:27,724
And now, after 120 years,
I have finally found Atlantis.
494
00:30:27,727 --> 00:30:29,560
Oh, forget about all this!
495
00:30:29,563 --> 00:30:31,162
Let me get rid of
Dracula right now.
496
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,798
I was so close to him,
I could've just...
497
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,368
No, no, no!
498
00:30:37,371 --> 00:30:39,403
We have to
stick to the plan.
499
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,272
Lure the monsters
to Atlantis,
500
00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:43,641
retrieve the instrument
of destruction,
501
00:30:43,643 --> 00:30:46,510
trap them there,
and then wipe them out.
502
00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:48,346
It's simple, Ericka!
503
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:51,415
Now, promise me you won't
try and kill Dracula.
504
00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:52,817
Ugh, fine!
505
00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:55,252
- I promise.
- Promise what?
506
00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:58,789
I promise I won't
try and kill Dracula. Okay?
507
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,329
Ugh.
508
00:31:05,332 --> 00:31:09,400
Don't worry, Great-Grandfather,
I won't try and kill him...
509
00:31:09,402 --> 00:31:11,171
I will kill him.
510
00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:39,363
Whew!
511
00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:15,402
Ugh!
512
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,644
Oh!
513
00:32:52,939 --> 00:32:54,939
Work it, Dracula.
514
00:32:54,941 --> 00:32:56,643
You know it.
515
00:32:57,810 --> 00:33:00,477
Oh! Lookin' good, Drac!
516
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:01,846
Feeling good, Frank.
517
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,415
Look at you, so fancy!
518
00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:05,983
What? This? Please.
519
00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:07,984
Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh?
520
00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,619
"Impress"? Oh.
521
00:33:09,622 --> 00:33:11,522
Who do I need to impress?
522
00:33:11,525 --> 00:33:13,390
Hey, isn't that
Captain Ericka?
523
00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,959
Oh, no!
524
00:33:14,961 --> 00:33:17,294
Uh, what? Eh, oh...
525
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,695
Oops, no,
not her.
526
00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:21,898
Ooh, that's good!
527
00:33:21,901 --> 00:33:23,000
Very amusing.
528
00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:35,311
Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just
we've never seen you like this.
529
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:36,548
I know.
530
00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:37,948
It doesn't make any sense.
531
00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:40,684
You can't Zing twice,
it's impossible!
532
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,987
But I did! So now what?
533
00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:45,656
And what about Mavis?
534
00:33:45,659 --> 00:33:47,791
She wants you
to be happy, right?
535
00:33:47,794 --> 00:33:50,628
I'm sure she'll go
with the flow.
536
00:33:50,631 --> 00:33:52,363
Oh, no, no, no!
537
00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:54,832
Mavis needs me.
She depends on me.
538
00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:57,901
I need to be home
with my family.
539
00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:02,006
Hey, Murray here may be from
Egypt, but you're the one in
540
00:34:02,008 --> 00:34:03,540
"da Nile."
541
00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:06,710
You guys get that?
542
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:07,978
Ow! You hit me right in the...
543
00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:08,983
Mavis!
544
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,987
Don't say a word, or
I'll haunt your dreams.
545
00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:18,322
Having fun?
546
00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,724
Oh, I'm having even more fun
now that you're here.
547
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:24,829
You know, Dad, I feel really lucky
to have this time with you.
548
00:34:24,831 --> 00:34:27,731
All of us together,
it's really special.
549
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,635
Me, too,
spider monkey.
550
00:34:30,637 --> 00:34:33,905
Now, are you ready for me to
destroy you in monster ball?
551
00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:36,675
Whoo-hoo! Monster ball!
552
00:34:36,677 --> 00:34:37,940
Come on, Papa Drac!
553
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,643
Bring it on!
554
00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:42,248
For I am king of family fun!
555
00:34:44,885 --> 00:34:48,619
Ha-ha! All right!
Who is ready to get pummeled?
556
00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:52,322
I got to warn you,
557
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:55,327
I played second-team coed intramural
volleyball at Santa Cruz.
558
00:34:55,329 --> 00:34:58,027
Sure, pal. Whatever you say.
559
00:34:58,030 --> 00:35:00,764
Everybody, just please
watch the hair.
560
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,599
Watch the hair!
561
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,003
Oh-ho-ho! Let's go!
Let's do this!
562
00:35:05,005 --> 00:35:07,472
Oh, my gosh, this is
gonna be so much fun.
563
00:35:07,474 --> 00:35:08,840
Ha-ha! Get ready.
564
00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:10,443
Here comes the pain!
565
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:16,880
- Spike!
- Not the hair!
566
00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:18,686
Whoa!
567
00:35:20,585 --> 00:35:22,920
No, no, no!
568
00:35:24,056 --> 00:35:26,956
All right!
569
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:30,128
Captain
Ericka, you are needed on deck.
570
00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:33,530
Next stop...
Buh-bye, Dracula.
571
00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,068
Ha-ha! All right, baby!
572
00:35:57,391 --> 00:35:58,822
Oh, baby, I got this.
573
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,391
Hey there, monsters.
574
00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:01,393
Huh?
575
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,931
Yeah! What'd I say!
576
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,072
We're arriving
at our first destination.
577
00:36:16,610 --> 00:36:19,842
The underwater volcano!
578
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,947
Everyone, grab your scuba
gear and get ready to explore
579
00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:26,353
the wonders of the sea.
580
00:36:26,987 --> 00:36:28,952
Especially you,
581
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,523
Count Dracula.
582
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,494
You see that, pal?
She likes you.
583
00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:37,860
Oh, no, no, no.
584
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,929
That sounds like a Zing
in full effect.
585
00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:41,831
Oh, no, no, no.
586
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,534
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
587
00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:46,170
I'm just here
to have family fun.
588
00:36:46,172 --> 00:36:48,476
Family, family, fun, fun.
589
00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:12,532
Hmm, let's see.
What about here?
590
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,088
Right this way, everyone.
591
00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:51,135
Welcome to one of the true wonders
of the underwater kingdom.
592
00:37:51,137 --> 00:37:54,670
I give you Volcano del Fuego.
593
00:37:54,672 --> 00:37:56,974
Or, as the local sea life
call it...
594
00:38:56,969 --> 00:38:58,835
Whee!
595
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,925
Aw, what a cute family.
596
00:39:54,927 --> 00:39:55,994
What? No, it's not.
597
00:39:55,996 --> 00:39:57,831
Argh! Dracula bad!
598
00:41:12,737 --> 00:41:14,103
Frank, we just ate.
599
00:41:14,106 --> 00:41:16,273
I can't believe
you're hungry already.
600
00:41:16,275 --> 00:41:18,007
I'm sorry.
You know what it is?
601
00:41:18,010 --> 00:41:19,943
It's all... Just all that
seafood just swimming around,
602
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:21,911
and when I "see food..."
603
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:25,014
Oh, man! I'm gone.
604
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:27,952
Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!
605
00:41:27,954 --> 00:41:30,021
Dracula, Dracula!
606
00:41:30,023 --> 00:41:33,123
I get so close, but it's
almost like he's teasing me.
607
00:41:33,126 --> 00:41:35,358
I just, I can't
stand it anymore.
608
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,663
I have to get him!
609
00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:50,873
Boy, that underwater volcano
looked hot.
610
00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:52,746
Mmm-hmm.
611
00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,380
Oh... Hi, Bob.
612
00:41:58,382 --> 00:42:02,351
Right. We promised you we'd
play, uh, ping-pong now.
613
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,920
Um, Dennis?
Who is this?
614
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:06,989
Uh, it's our friend, Bob.
615
00:42:06,992 --> 00:42:08,827
- Say hi, Bob.
- "Hi, Bob."
616
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:13,295
Okay! Time to go
play ping-pong.
617
00:42:13,297 --> 00:42:14,431
- Drac!
- Drac!
618
00:42:14,434 --> 00:42:17,036
- Drac!
- Drac!
619
00:42:18,871 --> 00:42:21,070
Hey, boys,
where's the fire?
620
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:22,438
Oh, well,
Griffin here, he...
621
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,809
- He has something to tell you.
- Me? Uh...
622
00:42:24,811 --> 00:42:27,177
Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on
my hand, and since, you know,
623
00:42:27,179 --> 00:42:29,478
you're a biting expert, I
thought you could take a look.
624
00:42:29,481 --> 00:42:31,400
- Yeah. Come on over here.
- The light is better.
625
00:42:32,284 --> 00:42:33,820
Okay...
626
00:42:35,521 --> 00:42:37,920
Okay, what is going on?
627
00:42:37,922 --> 00:42:40,956
You guys are acting weirder than normal,
and your normal is pretty weird.
628
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:42,958
You are not gonna believe
what we heard, but...
629
00:42:57,010 --> 00:42:59,443
Shh. I told you I don't
want to upset Mavis.
630
00:42:59,445 --> 00:43:02,179
But what are you talking about?
631
00:43:02,181 --> 00:43:04,481
Okay, well, see, Frank got
hungry, so no surprise there...
632
00:43:04,483 --> 00:43:08,351
But we swam back to the ship, and
we found Ericka raving about you.
633
00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:10,186
She can't live
without you, buddy.
634
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:11,922
It's serious!
635
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,362
So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna
make a move on the captain, or what?
636
00:43:19,364 --> 00:43:20,996
Uh, yes.
637
00:43:20,998 --> 00:43:23,501
- Maybe? No.
- Ugh.
638
00:43:23,503 --> 00:43:26,838
It's been a while. I don't
even know where to start.
639
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,239
It's easy, Drac.
Just make some small talk.
640
00:43:29,242 --> 00:43:31,074
- Remember to smile.
- Look into her eyes.
641
00:43:31,077 --> 00:43:33,077
- Keep it casual.
- Say something funny.
642
00:43:33,079 --> 00:43:34,344
Ask her where
her parts are from.
643
00:43:34,347 --> 00:43:36,045
Oh, and say
that her wrappings look nice.
644
00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,849
- "Do you like coffins?"
- Compliment her.
645
00:43:37,851 --> 00:43:39,849
- "Your neck looks delicious."
- Here she comes.
646
00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:42,253
Okay, Drac,
hit it.
647
00:43:42,255 --> 00:43:44,454
Your delicious neck wrappings
are in a nice coffin.
648
00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:47,358
Would you like
to see my parts?
649
00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:52,262
Yes, I'd love to go out
with you.
650
00:43:52,264 --> 00:43:53,496
Ay! What?
651
00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:54,630
What?
652
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,032
Cantina. Midnight.
653
00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:57,103
Don't be late.
654
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,079
Whew!
655
00:44:08,081 --> 00:44:09,447
That was a close one.
656
00:44:13,085 --> 00:44:15,822
- Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop!
- Wait, Tinkles. Come back.
657
00:44:25,664 --> 00:44:27,164
- Tinkles, stop!
- Wait!
658
00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:28,302
No, no, no!
659
00:44:41,514 --> 00:44:42,646
Tinkles, stop!
660
00:44:42,648 --> 00:44:45,114
I've been found!
661
00:44:45,117 --> 00:44:48,119
You'll never get me, monster!
662
00:44:48,121 --> 00:44:50,619
Shh! Tinkles, stop.
Shh! Shh!
663
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:05,871
Ew.
664
00:45:14,981 --> 00:45:20,449
Everybody, we are pulling up
to our next stop, the Deserted Island.
665
00:45:20,452 --> 00:45:22,719
It's time to get lost
on the beach,
666
00:45:22,722 --> 00:45:28,128
and we hope you'll find yourself
some fun and relaxation.
667
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,628
Whoo-hoo!
Beach time!
668
00:45:31,630 --> 00:45:33,463
Johnny, you go
set everything up.
669
00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:35,398
And, Dad, you go get in
line for the snow cones.
670
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,168
You know, actually,
I was thinking you and Johnny
671
00:45:38,170 --> 00:45:40,003
should spend
some time together.
672
00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:42,438
What do you call it again?
Eh, date night?
673
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,974
Date night?
674
00:45:43,976 --> 00:45:45,742
- What are you gonna do?
- Well, I thought
675
00:45:45,744 --> 00:45:48,110
me and the guys would
take this opportunity
676
00:45:48,112 --> 00:45:51,215
to spend some quality time
with Dennis.
677
00:45:51,217 --> 00:45:53,083
Oh. Okay.
That's a great idea.
678
00:45:53,085 --> 00:45:54,751
Come on, Johnny.
Date night.
679
00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:57,523
Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night!
680
00:46:12,405 --> 00:46:14,204
Okay, here you go!
681
00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:21,148
- Good girl!
- I got this one.
682
00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:31,688
What was that?
683
00:46:31,690 --> 00:46:33,590
It sounds like our children.
684
00:46:33,592 --> 00:46:36,427
- It is our children! Run!
- Run!
685
00:46:36,429 --> 00:46:38,494
Please! Help! Someone!
686
00:46:38,496 --> 00:46:40,463
Get the parents!
687
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:43,400
Frank? Would you rub
some moonscreen on my back
688
00:46:43,402 --> 00:46:45,034
before I get burned?
689
00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:46,235
Wait one second, honey.
690
00:46:46,237 --> 00:46:47,838
You know, the kids buried me
in the sand.
691
00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:55,744
Mmm. Thanks, honey.
692
00:46:55,746 --> 00:46:58,248
- Shall we have another?
- Sure.
693
00:46:58,251 --> 00:47:01,583
- Sounds good.
- Straight up.
694
00:47:01,585 --> 00:47:03,719
Isn't this place amazing?
695
00:47:03,722 --> 00:47:06,724
Whoa! The menu is in a bottle!
696
00:47:06,726 --> 00:47:08,628
Genius! Isn't that
awesome, honey?
697
00:47:11,130 --> 00:47:12,762
What? Oh, sorry.
698
00:47:12,764 --> 00:47:14,764
I was just thinking
about my dad.
699
00:47:14,766 --> 00:47:17,668
Don't you think
he's acting weird lately?
700
00:47:17,670 --> 00:47:21,103
Not really. Besides having
a huge crush on the captain.
701
00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:23,072
- What?
- Oh, yeah.
702
00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:25,641
The Love Boat is definitely
making another run.
703
00:47:25,643 --> 00:47:27,409
No way. He's...
704
00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:29,679
He's my dad.
705
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:31,481
I know, right? It's weird.
706
00:47:31,483 --> 00:47:35,318
When my parents kiss,
I still close my eyes.
707
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:40,623
I guess I never thought about
him with anyone besides my mom.
708
00:47:40,626 --> 00:47:43,126
You're cool with it,
though, right?
709
00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:45,262
Of course. I want him
to be happy.
710
00:47:45,264 --> 00:47:46,266
Totally.
711
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,166
Totally.
712
00:47:56,409 --> 00:47:58,876
Buenas noches, mi amigo.
713
00:47:58,878 --> 00:48:04,880
Have you a beverage
to quench me of my parchment?
714
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,387
Yes, of course,
Mr. Chupacabra.
715
00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:13,226
Muchas gracias.
716
00:48:29,175 --> 00:48:30,507
You look ravishing.
717
00:48:30,510 --> 00:48:31,608
Oh.
718
00:48:31,610 --> 00:48:32,809
Uh, thank you. I just...
719
00:48:32,811 --> 00:48:34,313
Oh.
720
00:48:43,356 --> 00:48:45,222
So, um...
721
00:48:45,224 --> 00:48:48,291
Does Captain Ericka
have a last name?
722
00:48:48,293 --> 00:48:49,760
Uh, oh, uh...
723
00:48:49,762 --> 00:48:51,896
Oh, guacamole!
724
00:48:51,898 --> 00:48:53,429
"Ericka Guacamole"?
725
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:56,766
That's so international.
726
00:48:56,768 --> 00:49:00,570
No.
Guacamole for us to share.
727
00:49:00,572 --> 00:49:02,938
Oh, how beautiful
is that full moon tonight?
728
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,376
Look. Right behind you.
729
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:12,248
Mmm! The food here
is to die for.
730
00:49:22,893 --> 00:49:26,829
Holy moly, that was
a lot of guacamole.
731
00:49:26,831 --> 00:49:29,199
Are you feeling all right?
732
00:49:29,202 --> 00:49:31,869
- Totally fine. Why?
- No reason.
733
00:49:33,737 --> 00:49:35,405
Oh...
734
00:49:35,407 --> 00:49:38,840
There must have been garlic
in the guacamole.
735
00:49:38,842 --> 00:49:40,376
Oh, no.
736
00:49:40,378 --> 00:49:41,844
Isn't that deadly
for you?
737
00:49:41,847 --> 00:49:43,815
No, no, no.
It's just that I'm...
738
00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:46,418
Garlic intolerant.
739
00:49:54,726 --> 00:49:55,894
Was that you?
740
00:49:57,728 --> 00:50:00,496
Whoo!
741
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:01,731
Oh, yeah!
742
00:50:01,733 --> 00:50:03,934
Dolphin surfing!
743
00:50:11,510 --> 00:50:12,641
Whoa!
744
00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:14,577
Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.
745
00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:15,713
Hey-hey.
746
00:50:15,715 --> 00:50:17,447
Oh! Hey there.
747
00:50:17,449 --> 00:50:19,449
- Papa.
- Hidey-ho!
748
00:50:19,452 --> 00:50:20,650
Hi.
749
00:50:20,652 --> 00:50:23,018
Is my dad
in there, too?
750
00:50:25,358 --> 00:50:27,623
Don't worry,
I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh.
751
00:50:27,626 --> 00:50:31,664
No, Papa Drac's not here.
He's on his date.
752
00:50:32,429 --> 00:50:33,532
Date?
753
00:50:36,434 --> 00:50:38,900
Please, forgive me,
754
00:50:38,902 --> 00:50:40,603
I'm just very nervous.
755
00:50:40,606 --> 00:50:42,572
You see,
756
00:50:42,574 --> 00:50:47,813
I haven't had a date
since my wife died.
757
00:50:49,849 --> 00:50:51,782
How old was your daughter?
758
00:50:51,784 --> 00:50:53,751
She was just an infant.
759
00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:55,717
It was hard
being a single dad,
760
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,257
but I did my best.
761
00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:03,693
I never knew
my mother, either.
762
00:51:03,695 --> 00:51:04,860
Or my father.
763
00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:07,063
Oh, I'm so sorry.
764
00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:08,599
Who raised you?
765
00:51:08,601 --> 00:51:10,668
My great-grandfather.
766
00:51:10,670 --> 00:51:13,369
I basically grew up
on this ship.
767
00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:15,606
That's why
you're a captain.
768
00:51:15,608 --> 00:51:18,876
Yeah. It's all
I've ever known.
769
00:51:18,878 --> 00:51:21,380
It was just expected.
770
00:51:22,347 --> 00:51:23,847
You know, a family thing.
771
00:51:23,849 --> 00:51:27,784
I understand,
family is everything.
772
00:51:27,786 --> 00:51:30,552
You have to honor the past.
773
00:51:30,554 --> 00:51:32,824
But we make our own future.
774
00:51:46,072 --> 00:51:48,070
- Dad?
- Mavis!
775
00:51:48,072 --> 00:51:50,610
- Mmm.
- Johnny!
776
00:51:52,976 --> 00:51:58,014
Captain Ericka and I were just
discussing the hospitality industry.
777
00:51:58,016 --> 00:52:00,083
You know,
just work stuff.
778
00:52:00,085 --> 00:52:01,650
You're working now?
779
00:52:01,652 --> 00:52:03,552
This is supposed to be
a vacation.
780
00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:04,954
A family vacation.
781
00:52:04,956 --> 00:52:08,590
I should really go
do captain-y things.
782
00:52:08,592 --> 00:52:11,628
Dad, you said you were
gonna spend time with Dennis.
783
00:52:11,630 --> 00:52:14,831
Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.
784
00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:17,599
Oh! Yeah, you're right.
Where is that kid?
785
00:52:17,601 --> 00:52:20,137
Denisovich? You're
supposed to be with me.
786
00:52:20,139 --> 00:52:22,405
Come on now, kid,
it's family time.
787
00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:23,909
Quit hiding. Dennis?
788
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:26,677
What was that about?
789
00:52:26,679 --> 00:52:27,976
You mean
your dad's date?
790
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,981
It wasn't a date.
It was work stuff.
791
00:52:30,983 --> 00:52:32,148
Uh-huh.
792
00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:33,983
I'm telling you, Johnny,
793
00:52:33,985 --> 00:52:35,818
there is something about
that woman I don't trust.
794
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:38,920
But you want your dad
to be happy, right?
795
00:52:38,922 --> 00:52:40,422
Yes.
796
00:52:40,425 --> 00:52:42,458
Just not with her.
797
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,159
Mmm.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
798
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:45,594
Heads up, honey.
799
00:52:45,597 --> 00:52:47,764
This guac is loaded
with garlic.
800
00:52:47,766 --> 00:52:48,835
Garlic?
801
00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:57,876
Aw! That was
a cute toot, honey.
802
00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:17,994
- We've been up all night!
- Let's stay up all day, too!
803
00:53:17,996 --> 00:53:19,896
Let's get wild!
804
00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:34,610
- Ericka!
- What?
805
00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:37,981
Just where have you been, young lady?
806
00:53:37,983 --> 00:53:40,449
Uh, doing work.
807
00:53:40,452 --> 00:53:42,452
Wearing that?
808
00:53:42,454 --> 00:53:44,987
You were with him!
I know it!
809
00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:46,956
Who?
810
00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:49,090
"Who?" You know who!
811
00:53:49,092 --> 00:53:51,661
You've been sneaking around
my back
812
00:53:51,664 --> 00:53:54,996
trying to kill Dracula again,
haven't you?
813
00:53:54,998 --> 00:53:57,800
So what if I have?
I am a grown woman!
814
00:53:57,802 --> 00:53:59,101
I have the right to kill
whoever I want.
815
00:53:59,103 --> 00:54:01,570
It's not just about you.
816
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:04,873
You could have ruined
the legacy.
817
00:54:04,876 --> 00:54:07,643
What if he discovered
who you were?
818
00:54:07,646 --> 00:54:10,947
I know. I wasn't thinking.
There's just something about him
819
00:54:10,949 --> 00:54:12,882
that just drives me crazy!
820
00:54:12,885 --> 00:54:15,016
I just, I see him,
and I want to...
821
00:54:15,018 --> 00:54:16,152
Punch him?
822
00:54:16,155 --> 00:54:18,856
Uh... I guess.
823
00:54:18,858 --> 00:54:20,922
Just, I can't wait
to get this over with.
824
00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:23,159
Don't worry,
it won't be long now.
825
00:54:23,161 --> 00:54:26,597
Once you recover the
instrument of destruction,
826
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:28,599
no one can stop us.
827
00:54:28,601 --> 00:54:30,469
Not even Dracula!
828
00:54:31,536 --> 00:54:33,907
- Oh. Excuse me.
- Spies!
829
00:54:38,577 --> 00:54:40,909
Now, quickly,
before someone comes!
830
00:55:02,034 --> 00:55:04,668
Everyone assemble
on the forward deck.
831
00:55:04,670 --> 00:55:08,570
We are arriving
at our final destination.
832
00:55:08,572 --> 00:55:10,139
From the depths of creation,
833
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:13,876
the mighty city has risen
once again.
834
00:55:13,878 --> 00:55:16,679
Home to the greatest
monster civilization
835
00:55:16,681 --> 00:55:18,581
the world has ever known,
836
00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:23,286
far surpassing Athens and Rome in
art, culture and sophistication.
837
00:55:23,289 --> 00:55:28,628
I give you the legendary
lost city of Atlantis.
838
00:55:53,751 --> 00:55:56,918
It's a giant Kraken!
839
00:56:43,001 --> 00:56:45,967
Welcome to Atlantis!
840
00:56:50,876 --> 00:56:51,878
Oh!
841
00:57:05,858 --> 00:57:07,989
Ooh. I am so excited!
842
00:57:07,992 --> 00:57:09,295
Come to Daddy!
843
00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:13,295
- Oh.
- Twenty-eight black!
844
00:57:14,867 --> 00:57:15,867
Oh!
845
00:57:17,869 --> 00:57:20,369
- Ahhh!
- Oh, no, you don't.
846
00:57:20,371 --> 00:57:23,371
Last time you gambled, you lost
an arm and a leg. Literally!
847
00:57:23,373 --> 00:57:25,373
- Replacement limbs...
- I'll raise you 40.
848
00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:27,842
...aren't just lying around
like they were in the old days.
849
00:57:27,844 --> 00:57:30,146
So, no gambling.
850
00:57:30,148 --> 00:57:31,280
Frank!
851
00:57:31,282 --> 00:57:33,217
Yes, dear! Got it!
No gambling!
852
00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:41,425
- Tinkles, stop.
- Wait.
853
00:57:41,427 --> 00:57:43,726
- Stop it, Tinkles, stop.
- Ah! Wait!
854
00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:49,264
Have you guys seen Mavis?
I have to find her.
855
00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:50,766
Why? What's going on?
856
00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:52,802
I'm going to tell her
about Ericka.
857
00:57:52,804 --> 00:57:55,271
I can't lie to
my own daughter anymore.
858
00:57:55,273 --> 00:57:58,175
She's the most important
person in the world to me.
859
00:57:58,177 --> 00:58:00,179
I have to tell her the truth.
860
00:58:02,380 --> 00:58:04,215
Right after I talk to Ericka.
861
00:58:06,485 --> 00:58:07,686
Hey.
862
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,253
All right, I'm all...
863
00:58:11,255 --> 00:58:13,322
Frank, are you sure
you know what you're doing?
864
00:58:13,324 --> 00:58:16,028
I got this. I'm all in.
865
00:58:19,197 --> 00:58:21,130
Johnny, have you seen
my dad?
866
00:58:21,132 --> 00:58:23,867
- Maybe he's with Bob.
- Why would he be with Bob?
867
00:58:23,869 --> 00:58:25,869
Bob's a great guy.
868
00:58:25,871 --> 00:58:27,938
- Oh, there he is.
- Who? Bob?
869
00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:48,190
There he is!
Hi, Bob!
870
01:00:13,579 --> 01:00:14,780
Oh.
871
01:01:27,217 --> 01:01:28,420
There it is.
872
01:01:46,938 --> 01:01:48,405
You saved my life.
873
01:01:48,407 --> 01:01:50,340
Of course.
Why wouldn't I?
874
01:01:50,342 --> 01:01:53,976
I just can't believe you
would do that for a human.
875
01:01:53,978 --> 01:01:57,012
Humans, monsters,
what's the difference?
876
01:01:57,014 --> 01:02:00,050
Yeah, right. Right.
877
01:02:00,052 --> 01:02:02,284
Wait. What are you doing here?
878
01:02:02,286 --> 01:02:06,121
Oh, uh... Well, you know,
vampires can predict the future,
879
01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:09,157
so I knew you would
need my help.
880
01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:11,393
Ha! Never heard that before.
881
01:02:11,396 --> 01:02:13,463
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a well-known fact.
882
01:02:14,666 --> 01:02:16,331
What are you doing here?
883
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:17,465
Oh! Uh...
884
01:02:17,467 --> 01:02:19,568
Well, I'm here to get that.
885
01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:21,536
Yeah, it's a family heirloom.
886
01:02:21,539 --> 01:02:26,175
Yeah, it was lost at sea, and
my great-grandfather is... Was!
887
01:02:26,177 --> 01:02:29,512
Uh, was totally obsessed
with getting it back.
888
01:02:29,514 --> 01:02:33,952
So, anywho, thanks for saving my
life, but I can take it from...
889
01:02:39,690 --> 01:02:41,224
Got to be
a little more careful.
890
01:02:41,226 --> 01:02:43,126
How many times
can you save my life, right?
891
01:02:43,128 --> 01:02:45,594
I don't know. Every time?
892
01:02:45,597 --> 01:02:48,166
Really? Well, then...
893
01:03:22,733 --> 01:03:24,068
Wow!
894
01:03:41,585 --> 01:03:44,556
Ah,
that was incredible.
895
01:03:55,733 --> 01:03:57,367
Oh, uh...
896
01:03:57,369 --> 01:04:00,472
Don't you want to get
your family heirloom thingy?
897
01:04:01,304 --> 01:04:03,108
Oh. Right.
898
01:04:08,380 --> 01:04:10,545
Got it.
899
01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:41,409
Mmm.
900
01:04:41,411 --> 01:04:43,277
Oh, here, let me get
that for you.
901
01:04:45,550 --> 01:04:46,717
Dad!
902
01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:49,650
Mavis!
903
01:04:49,652 --> 01:04:51,454
What are you doing
to my father?
904
01:04:51,456 --> 01:04:53,422
Wait! Whoa. Whoa!
905
01:04:53,425 --> 01:04:55,690
Mavis, stop!
Put her down!
906
01:04:55,693 --> 01:04:59,195
No! She's trying to hurt you.
Why can't you see that?
907
01:05:00,599 --> 01:05:03,465
Because I...
908
01:05:03,467 --> 01:05:05,702
Because I Zinged.
909
01:05:05,704 --> 01:05:07,202
What?
910
01:05:07,204 --> 01:05:09,740
I Zinged with Ericka.
911
01:05:10,909 --> 01:05:13,208
No, that can't be true.
912
01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:14,744
You only Zing once.
913
01:05:14,746 --> 01:05:17,378
That's what I thought, too.
914
01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:19,681
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
915
01:05:19,684 --> 01:05:23,719
Uh, well, it's a thing
for monsters.
916
01:05:23,722 --> 01:05:26,523
It's kind of like
our "love at first sight."
917
01:05:26,525 --> 01:05:29,358
What? No. No, no, no.
918
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,693
- You don't even know me.
- Well, not yet.
919
01:05:31,695 --> 01:05:34,195
- But we're just...
- No, you don't understand.
920
01:05:34,197 --> 01:05:35,731
I can't be with you.
921
01:05:35,733 --> 01:05:38,668
I could never be
with someone like you.
922
01:05:38,670 --> 01:05:39,804
I could never be with
923
01:05:40,737 --> 01:05:41,840
a monster.
924
01:05:52,583 --> 01:05:55,349
Dad, I'm so sorry.
925
01:05:55,351 --> 01:05:57,155
- I...
- It doesn't matter.
926
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,192
You heard what she said.
927
01:06:08,766 --> 01:06:10,601
But a Zing never lies.
928
01:06:24,882 --> 01:06:26,851
Ha! You got it!
929
01:06:27,952 --> 01:06:29,387
Yes.
930
01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:36,324
Now that we have
the instrument of destruction,
931
01:06:36,327 --> 01:06:39,262
our family legacy
will be fulfilled.
932
01:06:39,264 --> 01:06:43,764
But first, we'll draw them in
with a dance party!
933
01:06:43,766 --> 01:06:46,467
I love to dance.
934
01:07:00,418 --> 01:07:01,985
Frank,
could you zip me up?
935
01:07:01,987 --> 01:07:03,952
We're gonna be late.
936
01:07:03,954 --> 01:07:06,255
Where did you get those?
937
01:07:06,257 --> 01:07:08,456
Uh, see,
here's the funny thing.
938
01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:11,360
I lost my hands gambling,
but... It's no big deal!
939
01:07:11,362 --> 01:07:13,427
Look, I got these
from the seafood buffet.
940
01:07:13,429 --> 01:07:15,797
Look at this. Clickety-click,
click, clack, clack, click, click.
941
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,204
I kind of like 'em.
I like 'em.
942
01:07:24,041 --> 01:07:25,641
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm.
943
01:07:25,643 --> 01:07:27,443
Mmm. Mmm.
944
01:07:27,445 --> 01:07:28,581
A-ha!
945
01:07:52,036 --> 01:07:53,869
Ah, I guess the party's
this way.
946
01:07:53,871 --> 01:07:54,871
Whoo!
947
01:07:55,938 --> 01:07:57,409
Whoa!
948
01:08:06,751 --> 01:08:07,753
Wow.
949
01:08:10,454 --> 01:08:13,021
Let's get this party
started right!
950
01:08:13,023 --> 01:08:14,489
- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!
951
01:08:14,492 --> 01:08:15,612
What?
952
01:08:16,859 --> 01:08:18,460
Huh?
953
01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:21,463
I thought they said
the party was this way.
954
01:08:47,792 --> 01:08:49,990
DJ in a clamshell?
955
01:08:49,993 --> 01:08:52,494
I'm so jealous.
956
01:09:39,144 --> 01:09:43,112
I can't believe my dad Zinged with
someone who's trying to kill him.
957
01:09:43,113 --> 01:09:45,514
Yeah, the Zing
makes you do crazy things.
958
01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,750
Really, Johnny?
959
01:09:47,752 --> 01:09:52,521
What's most important to understand
is that love is an infinite enigma
960
01:09:52,524 --> 01:09:54,789
that is beyond
our understanding.
961
01:09:54,792 --> 01:09:58,161
You and I were two halves,
a world apart.
962
01:09:58,162 --> 01:10:01,197
But then we followed
the strands of destiny
963
01:10:01,198 --> 01:10:02,963
and were brought together.
964
01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:05,934
And our halves made one whole.
965
01:10:05,935 --> 01:10:08,136
But what if she and he...
966
01:10:08,139 --> 01:10:11,706
You must release all the
negativity and look within.
967
01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:13,746
Your bond is unbreakable.
968
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,947
You're right, honey. Wow.
969
01:10:17,948 --> 01:10:19,448
Thanks.
970
01:10:19,449 --> 01:10:21,817
Whoa, you sounded
pretty smart, Dad.
971
01:10:21,819 --> 01:10:23,853
Oh, that? Yeah, it was
just the philosophy
972
01:10:23,854 --> 01:10:26,621
of Sifu Sing from my favorite
TV show when I was a kid,
973
01:10:26,622 --> 01:10:28,222
Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.
974
01:10:28,225 --> 01:10:29,891
Anyways, let's get back
to dancing!
975
01:10:29,894 --> 01:10:31,029
Cool.
976
01:10:35,198 --> 01:10:37,766
Dad? You have to talk
to Ericka.
977
01:10:37,769 --> 01:10:38,867
- What?
- I know.
978
01:10:38,868 --> 01:10:40,702
I know what I said before,
979
01:10:40,703 --> 01:10:43,572
but maybe I overreacted
a teensy bit.
980
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:45,875
It's just the thought
of losing you.
981
01:10:45,877 --> 01:10:49,010
What? What are you talking
about, losing me?
982
01:10:49,011 --> 01:10:51,046
Well, obviously,
after you get married,
983
01:10:51,047 --> 01:10:53,014
you're gonna live on the ship
and travel around the world...
984
01:10:53,015 --> 01:10:55,617
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, Mavis.
985
01:10:55,618 --> 01:10:57,853
There are two things
I can promise you.
986
01:10:57,854 --> 01:11:03,692
One, nothing can ever take me
from you and all my family.
987
01:11:03,694 --> 01:11:06,965
Two, I will never live
on a boat.
988
01:11:09,501 --> 01:11:11,967
You're my cute
little tarantula.
989
01:11:11,970 --> 01:11:14,103
How could I ever leave you?
990
01:11:14,104 --> 01:11:16,104
Now, seriously,
go talk to her.
991
01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,507
I can't. You heard
what she said,
992
01:11:18,510 --> 01:11:21,210
she could never be
with someone like me.
993
01:11:21,212 --> 01:11:23,545
No, Dad.
You're just a half,
994
01:11:23,546 --> 01:11:27,048
and you have to follow your destiny
to find an infinite whole.
995
01:11:27,051 --> 01:11:28,884
You sound like Johnny.
996
01:11:28,886 --> 01:11:31,786
Point is,
you can't deny a Zing.
997
01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:34,556
Monster, human, unicorn...
998
01:11:34,559 --> 01:11:35,627
It doesn't matter.
999
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,595
So go to her! Now!
1000
01:11:40,064 --> 01:11:41,697
Okay. I'm on it.
1001
01:11:43,199 --> 01:11:44,733
Hey, man, you're
not allowed up here.
1002
01:11:44,734 --> 01:11:47,235
The DJ booth is a sacred space.
1003
01:11:54,243 --> 01:11:56,244
No. Tinkles, quiet.
1004
01:11:56,247 --> 01:11:57,779
Who is this?
1005
01:11:57,782 --> 01:12:02,182
Ha! I know you recognize me,
your greatest rival.
1006
01:12:02,185 --> 01:12:05,086
Hmm. Oh, right.
1007
01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:08,189
You own that Holiday Inn
down by the airport.
1008
01:12:08,190 --> 01:12:12,827
No! It is I,
Abraham Van Helsing.
1009
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:14,296
Van Helsing?
1010
01:12:14,297 --> 01:12:16,164
After all these years?
1011
01:12:16,167 --> 01:12:18,069
You look awful.
1012
01:12:19,304 --> 01:12:22,270
Always with the quick insults.
1013
01:12:22,273 --> 01:12:24,806
Well, this will shut you up.
1014
01:12:24,809 --> 01:12:26,708
And all monsters.
1015
01:12:26,711 --> 01:12:30,746
Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's
family heirloom thingy.
1016
01:12:30,747 --> 01:12:33,248
Good one, Ericka.
1017
01:12:33,251 --> 01:12:34,783
Ericka?
1018
01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:36,152
You fool.
1019
01:12:36,154 --> 01:12:39,020
Not only is she
the ship's captain,
1020
01:12:39,023 --> 01:12:40,922
but she also happens
to be...
1021
01:12:43,261 --> 01:12:45,663
Wait. You tell him.
1022
01:12:47,296 --> 01:12:49,966
I'm his great-granddaughter.
1023
01:12:51,301 --> 01:12:54,036
I'm Ericka Van Helsing.
1024
01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:57,038
I knew there was
something wrong with her.
1025
01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:58,306
But...
1026
01:12:58,309 --> 01:13:01,109
See, what happened...
1027
01:13:01,112 --> 01:13:03,144
Now that we're all caught up,
1028
01:13:03,145 --> 01:13:05,981
let's get back to the dying.
1029
01:13:05,984 --> 01:13:11,386
Behold, the key to the demise
of all monsters.
1030
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:25,201
Let's see.
1031
01:13:25,203 --> 01:13:27,836
Right... Okay.
1032
01:13:30,908 --> 01:13:33,074
Listen to the melody
1033
01:13:33,077 --> 01:13:34,947
of your destruction.
1034
01:13:38,047 --> 01:13:40,414
Ooh, what's this little
doodad do?
1035
01:13:41,752 --> 01:13:43,287
Yeah!
1036
01:14:05,743 --> 01:14:08,012
Hey, look! It's the Kraken.
1037
01:14:22,725 --> 01:14:24,060
Everybody out! Now!
1038
01:14:36,340 --> 01:14:38,740
We're trapped! Everybody back!
1039
01:15:00,131 --> 01:15:02,065
Yay!
1040
01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:11,106
Baby!
1041
01:15:11,109 --> 01:15:12,774
Papa!
1042
01:15:22,987 --> 01:15:24,823
This has to stop now!
1043
01:15:25,988 --> 01:15:26,988
Drac, no!
1044
01:15:26,989 --> 01:15:27,989
Ah!
1045
01:15:40,970 --> 01:15:42,070
Dad!
1046
01:15:43,474 --> 01:15:44,972
Mavis!
1047
01:15:44,975 --> 01:15:47,912
Time for the immortal Dracula
to die.
1048
01:15:58,890 --> 01:16:00,155
Dad!
1049
01:16:06,197 --> 01:16:07,230
No!
1050
01:16:08,832 --> 01:16:09,867
Ericka!
1051
01:16:14,005 --> 01:16:15,270
Bob! Help!
1052
01:16:15,273 --> 01:16:16,475
Huh?
1053
01:16:19,877 --> 01:16:21,009
Tinkles?
1054
01:16:21,011 --> 01:16:22,177
Dennis.
1055
01:16:22,180 --> 01:16:24,880
Oh, no.
Bob is Tinkles?
1056
01:16:24,881 --> 01:16:26,280
How did he get here?
1057
01:16:26,283 --> 01:16:28,284
But thank goodness he did,
'cause look!
1058
01:17:09,225 --> 01:17:10,490
You can't do this!
1059
01:17:10,493 --> 01:17:12,328
You're wrong
about monsters!
1060
01:17:13,497 --> 01:17:16,364
Dracula... He saved my life.
1061
01:17:16,367 --> 01:17:17,632
What?
1062
01:17:17,635 --> 01:17:19,500
I'm so sorry, Drac.
1063
01:17:19,502 --> 01:17:21,970
I was trying to kill you
this whole time,
1064
01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:24,539
but then I realized
how wrong I was.
1065
01:17:24,542 --> 01:17:26,578
How wrong all of this is.
1066
01:17:28,078 --> 01:17:29,944
And then I...
1067
01:17:29,947 --> 01:17:31,149
I Zinged.
1068
01:17:32,416 --> 01:17:34,349
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1069
01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:35,617
It's a monster thing.
1070
01:17:35,618 --> 01:17:37,418
You wouldn't understand.
1071
01:17:37,421 --> 01:17:40,021
It's like true love.
1072
01:17:40,024 --> 01:17:41,088
Love?
1073
01:17:44,462 --> 01:17:47,228
Well, I guess the legacy
ends with me.
1074
01:17:47,229 --> 01:17:49,163
Hmm, that's an awkward ending.
1075
01:17:49,166 --> 01:17:50,365
Nope!
1076
01:17:50,368 --> 01:17:53,003
It's time to start
a new legacy.
1077
01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:56,507
A monster-human legacy.
1078
01:17:57,675 --> 01:17:59,106
No!
1079
01:18:05,349 --> 01:18:09,284
Drac! Van Helsing's beats are
controlling the giant octopus thingy.
1080
01:18:09,287 --> 01:18:13,288
If there's one thing I hate,
it's an evil DJ.
1081
01:18:13,291 --> 01:18:16,194
We need positive energy!
1082
01:18:22,399 --> 01:18:25,533
Get ready for a DJ battle!
1083
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:28,469
You just carry all that
stuff around with you?
1084
01:18:28,470 --> 01:18:31,673
Once a bar mitzvah DJ,
always a bar mitzvah DJ.
1085
01:18:31,676 --> 01:18:35,543
We're gonna use good music
to defeat his evil music.
1086
01:18:35,546 --> 01:18:38,179
- What?
- Trust me, I know the tunes,
1087
01:18:38,180 --> 01:18:40,081
but you've got the power.
1088
01:18:40,082 --> 01:18:42,115
All right. Okay.
1089
01:18:42,118 --> 01:18:45,386
Opening song needs to
be off the shizak.
1090
01:18:45,389 --> 01:18:47,492
Ooh, got it. Play this!
1091
01:19:08,546 --> 01:19:10,411
What is that noise?
1092
01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:16,384
Wow! I like this one.
1093
01:19:16,386 --> 01:19:18,219
This feels good.
1094
01:19:20,291 --> 01:19:22,323
The fool.
1095
01:19:46,417 --> 01:19:49,350
Whoa! His music
is too powerful!
1096
01:19:49,351 --> 01:19:51,686
We're gonna need something
even more positive.
1097
01:19:51,689 --> 01:19:52,957
Now, Drac!
1098
01:20:07,404 --> 01:20:10,072
- Really?
- It has a nice message.
1099
01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:22,583
I've had enough
of this nonsense!
1100
01:20:45,274 --> 01:20:48,609
Johnny, we need
the most brain-dominating,
1101
01:20:48,612 --> 01:20:52,380
toe-tappinating song in the
history of all the universe.
1102
01:20:55,752 --> 01:20:58,421
Come on.
Where is it?
1103
01:21:00,422 --> 01:21:02,557
I don't know!
1104
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:04,259
There's too many choices.
1105
01:21:06,796 --> 01:21:08,796
No, wait!
1106
01:21:08,797 --> 01:21:11,636
This is it.
1107
01:21:24,413 --> 01:21:25,713
What the...
1108
01:21:40,331 --> 01:21:42,198
Boy, that stinks.
1109
01:21:48,372 --> 01:21:50,738
It's working!
1110
01:21:57,515 --> 01:22:02,518
Hey, Johnny's corny music
is defeating the evil music.
1111
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:03,851
I kind of like it.
1112
01:22:03,854 --> 01:22:05,590
Ooh!
1113
01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,476
No!
1114
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,631
Argh! Ahhh! Whoo!
1115
01:22:50,632 --> 01:22:53,671
I'm a slave to the rhythm!
1116
01:22:59,877 --> 01:23:01,145
No!
1117
01:23:03,447 --> 01:23:05,380
Drac, what are you doing?
1118
01:23:05,381 --> 01:23:07,548
You got to be greater
than the haters!
1119
01:23:11,421 --> 01:23:13,190
Huh?
1120
01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:24,365
Why?
1121
01:23:24,368 --> 01:23:27,268
Why, after everything,
1122
01:23:27,270 --> 01:23:29,403
would you save my life?
1123
01:23:29,404 --> 01:23:32,840
Because basically
we are all the same.
1124
01:23:32,841 --> 01:23:36,444
Claws or hands, two eyes
or three eyes.
1125
01:23:36,447 --> 01:23:38,479
- Green skin.
- No skin.
1126
01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:39,880
- Prickly.
- Brainy.
1127
01:23:45,555 --> 01:23:46,858
I'm sorry.
1128
01:23:53,729 --> 01:23:55,730
Ew.
1129
01:23:55,733 --> 01:23:57,868
You are amazing.
1130
01:24:08,545 --> 01:24:11,349
Look at me, Dennis.
Look at me.
1131
01:24:12,582 --> 01:24:15,349
Come on,
you can't deny it.
1132
01:24:15,350 --> 01:24:17,421
No! I'm too young
to Zing!
1133
01:24:22,359 --> 01:24:24,557
Well, I feel
kind of silly now.
1134
01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:28,396
Heh. For decades
I have hunted your kind,
1135
01:24:28,399 --> 01:24:29,997
persecuted you.
1136
01:24:33,037 --> 01:24:36,239
The only thing I can do
to make it up to you is
1137
01:24:37,474 --> 01:24:38,773
give you
1138
01:24:40,042 --> 01:24:42,043
a 30% refund.
1139
01:24:42,046 --> 01:24:44,547
Preposterous!
1140
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:47,748
Oh, all right.
1141
01:24:47,751 --> 01:24:48,949
Full refund.
1142
01:25:19,550 --> 01:25:22,483
Wayne, Wanda,
what happened to you guys?
1143
01:25:22,484 --> 01:25:25,086
Yeah, we, like,
hardly saw you on the cruise.
1144
01:25:25,087 --> 01:25:27,387
Yeah, I know.
1145
01:25:27,390 --> 01:25:29,356
We got tranquilized and spent most
of the trip locked in a closet.
1146
01:25:29,359 --> 01:25:32,063
We're gonna book it
again for the holidays.
1147
01:25:38,068 --> 01:25:39,567
Hi. Checking in?
1148
01:25:39,569 --> 01:25:41,603
Yes. Thank you.
1149
01:25:41,604 --> 01:25:44,484
Great. I have a room all ready for you.
1150
01:25:45,408 --> 01:25:47,576
Hey, buddy, would you mind?
1151
01:25:47,578 --> 01:25:48,978
Sure thing, pal.
1152
01:26:04,528 --> 01:26:08,429
Okay, what's going on,
sneaky pants?
1153
01:26:08,430 --> 01:26:10,463
Oh, nothing.
1154
01:26:10,466 --> 01:26:14,671
It's just, I wanted to make
sure nobody would bother us.
1155
01:26:15,506 --> 01:26:17,104
Oh! Why?
1156
01:26:17,105 --> 01:26:19,774
Are you going to suck-a my blood?
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
1157
01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:23,478
No.
1158
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:26,146
I was going to ask you
1159
01:26:26,149 --> 01:26:27,850
if you would marry me.
1160
01:26:32,854 --> 01:26:34,989
Well? What do you say?
1161
01:26:34,992 --> 01:26:36,525
Will you marry me?
1162
01:26:40,130 --> 01:26:42,466
I... I...
1163
01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:44,900
Woobee deeba doobee?
1164
01:26:46,670 --> 01:26:47,837
Wha...
1165
01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:52,542
I mean, I...
woobee doobeedee?
1166
01:26:56,447 --> 01:26:58,114
What did she say?
1167
01:26:59,515 --> 01:27:01,451
Uh... I'm not sure.
1168
01:27:04,654 --> 01:27:05,987
Yes!
1169
01:27:08,824 --> 01:27:10,560
Whee!
1170
01:31:22,047 --> 01:31:27,047
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