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- WE'RE IN THE HOUSE
LAST NIGHT,
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DOING SHOOTERS, PARTYING
LIKE FUCKING ROCK STARS.
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CAN I SAY "FUCK"?
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YOU GUYS
BLEEP THAT SHIT, RIGHT?
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- OH, NO WORRIES.
WE'RE PREMIUM CABLE.
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- OH, AWESOME.
[snorts]
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ANYWAY, WE'RE ALL THERE,
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AND PECS IS THERE
ACTING ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY
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LIKE HE'S FUCKING PRINCE HARRY
OR SOMETHING.
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SO I TOLD HIM
TO GO FUCK HIMSELF.
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AND THEN HE GETS
ALL UP IN MY FACE,
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SCREAMING "SKANK" AND "WHORE,"
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SO I JUST PUNCH HIM
IN THE SACK.
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BOOM! HE WENT APE SHIT,
APE SHIT!
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AND THAT'S
WHEN THE WHOLE HOUSE
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STARTED SCREAMING AT US
AND YELLING.
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AND THEN THAT'S WHEN EVERYTHING
KIND OF STARTS GETTING BLURRY.
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NEXT THING I KNOW,
IT'S FUCKING 9:00 A.M.,
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AND I'M IN MY BED, AND THERE'S
SOMEBODY BUTT-ASS NAKED
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SPOONING ME FROM THE BACK.
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AND I'M HOPING,
I'M HOPING, I'M HOPING
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IT'S VIN DIESEL.
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- YOU HOOKED UP WITH PECS.
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OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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- YEAH.
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?
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OH, LIKE I FUCKING REMEMBER.
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BUT THEN AGAIN...
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WHY WOULD I REMEMBER?
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THE GORILLA'S DICK IS THE SIZE
OF A BABY'S THUMB.
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SHH.
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PROBABLY
FROM ALL THE STEROIDS.
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- YOU KNOW, HE'S GONNA
EVENTUALLY SEE THIS.
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- I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS.
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[chuckles]
ARE WE DONE HERE?
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I NEED TO GET SOME SERIOUS
FACE TIME WITH THAT TANNING BED.
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[sultry music]
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*
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- * I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU
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* I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU
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* AND I'M ONTO YOU, TOO
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* YOUR FOOLING AROUND
IS GETTING BLOOD ON MY SHOES *
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* OH
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* OOH, AH, AH-AH, OH, OH
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* OOH, AH, AH-AH
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* I'VE SET MY SIGHTS ON YOU
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- * I'VE SET MY SIGHTS ON YOU
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- * I'VE SET MY SIGHTS ON YOU
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* I'VE GOT AN ALIBI, TOO
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* SO DON'T LOOK AROUND
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* I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
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* OOH, AH, AH-AH, OH, OH
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* OOH, AH, AH-AH, OH, OH
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* OOH, AH, AH-AH
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* OOH, AH, AH-AH, OH, OH
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* OOH, AH, AH-AH
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[gunshot]
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- WELCOME TO THE HOT HOUSE,
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WHERE SIX CELEBRITIES WITH...
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SHALL WE SAY,
COMPLICATED HISTORIES
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LIVE TOGETHER
IN PEACE AND HARMONY
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AND RESOLVE THEIR ISSUES
LIKE INTELLIGENT ADULTS.
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OH, THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE MUCH FUN, DOES IT?
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PERHAPS RATS ON A SINKING SHIP
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WOULD BE A MUCH
MORE ACCURATE METAPHOR...
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RATS WITHOUT ACCESS
TO CELL PHONES OR THE INTERNET,
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NO WINDOWS,
AND ALL THE DOORS SEALED SHUT,
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UNDER LOCK AND KEY AS IT WERE.
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AND WE, THE LUCKY VIEWERS,
GET TO WATCH THEM INTERACT 24-7,
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AS THEY TRY AND FIGURE OUT
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THEIR,
OH, SO FASCINATING DILEMMAS.
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UNLIKE
SOME OTHER REALITY-TV SHOWS,
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NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE
WAS MEANT TO GET VOTED OFF.
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HOWEVER, IN THE END,
MOST OF THEM DID GET ELIMINATED.
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WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?
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PERHAPS WE SHOULD START
BY MEETING OUR HOUSEMATES.
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TINA HENDRICKS...
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FAMOUS FOR,
WELL, BEING FAMOUS.
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HER FATHER
RUNS A MOVIE STUDIO,
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SO SHE HAS ACCESS
TO ALL THE A-LIST PARTIES.
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HER LINE OF FACE CREAMS
AND BODY SCRUBS--
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TINA'S ESSENCE--
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WAS SELLING WELL, BUT
HER TRUE CLAIM TO FAME WAS...
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[Tina moaning]
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- OH, YOU GUESSED IT...
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- DON'T FALL!
- [moaning]
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OH!
- OH!
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DON'T DIE!
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- A SEX TAPE.
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- YOU LIKE
THOSE HERSHEY'S KISSES?
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- OH, YEAH.
- OH!
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- THEY'RE SO SWEET.
- OOH, YEAH!
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- THEY'RE SO BROWN.
- [moaning]
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- LUCKY STARR...
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- * I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU
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- CUTE, ISN'T HE?
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WITH A VELVET VOICE
TO GO WITH THAT ADORABLE FACE.
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THIRD RUNNER-UP
ON SUPERSTAR USA.
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LUCKY'S DEBUT ALBUM
DROPPED LAST SPRING...
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THEN KEPT ON DROPPING
TO THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS.
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- * YOUR FOOLING AROUND IS
GETTING BLOOD ON MY SHOES, OH *
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OH, TINA!
OH, TINA!
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- RUMOR HAS IT
LUCKY WAS THE ONE
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WHO LEAKED HIS ONE-NIGHT STAND
WITH TINA ONLINE.
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[chuckles]
A GUY'S GOT TO DO WHAT HE CAN
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TO STAY IN THE PUBLIC EYE.
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- YOU LIKE THAT?
- OH, YEAH!
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PULL MY HAIR!
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- GOD, YOU'RE SO DIRTY!
YEAH!
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- OH!
- WHOO!
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OH, GOD, YOU'RE SO DIRTY!
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- [moaning loudly]
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- ROGER REYNOLDS...
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STAR OF ANOTHER POPULAR
REALITY SHOW CALLED THE CATCH.
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ROGER CAUSED QUITE A SCANDAL
WHEN HE PROPOSED
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TO NOT ONE BUT TWO WOMEN
IN THE SHOW'S FINALE.
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- YOU'RE SO SEXY.
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MMM, I'D DATE ME
IF I WASN'T ME.
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- AND, NO, HE'S NOT MORMON,
JUST INDECISIVE.
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ROGER WAS ENGAGED AGAIN
THREE WEEKS LATER...
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TO TINA.
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[Tina moaning]
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- BUT THEY'RE
NO LONGER TOGETHER.
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BEBE--
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NO LAST NAME, JUST BEBE.
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SHE'S OUR RESIDENT
PARTY GIRL--
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MOUTHY, OBNOXIOUS,
AND RARELY SOBER--
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IN OTHER WORDS,
A HERO TO MILLIONS...
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WITH MORE TWITTER FOLLOWERS
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THAN CHARLIE SHEEN
AND ASHTON K COMBINED.
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[both moaning]
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- AND ALSO THE REASON
WHY TINA AND ROGER
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ARE NO LONGER AN ITEM.
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[Bebe moaning]
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- HI.
COME HERE.
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WHAT?
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- IT'S ALL GOOD.
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- PECS--TRAINER TO THE STARS
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AND HALF OF THE WORLD'S
MOST PASSIONATE LOVE STORY--
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THE OTHER HALF BEING HIMSELF.
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- LET'S GO OUT THERE AND BE
THE ADONIS GOD MADE YOU TO BE.
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BOOK'S ALREADY FLYING
OFF THE SHELF.
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WORKOUT VIDEO'S COMING NEXT.
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[grunts]
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AFTER THIS SHOW,
WORLD DOMINATION.
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[inhales deeply]
THAT'S YOU, PECS.
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THAT'S YOU, PECS.
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OWN IT.
OWN IT.
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- [chuckles]
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AND THERE'S A LONG WAITING LIST
FOR PECS' SERVICES,
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KNOWN AS CELEBRITY BOOT CAMP...
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[both moaning]
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- YEAH!
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- BECAUSE HE'S KNOWN
FOR HIS KILLER WORKOUT,
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BOUND TO GET ANY
HOLLYWOOD STARLET BACK IN SHAPE.
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[both moaning]
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- YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
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- STAY RIGHT THERE.
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STAY RIGHT THERE.
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- WHA--WHAT THE FUCK?
- STAY RIGHT THERE.
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OH, BABE, NO OTHER CHOICE.
GOTTA MAKE IT GO QUICK.
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- NO, IT'S NOT.
- OH, I SWEAR TO GOD.
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- AND FINALLY, ANGEL TOMLIN,
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THE SERIOUS ACTRESS...
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THE ARTIST...
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WITH THE SINGLE-MINDED GOAL
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TO WIN AN OSCAR
BEFORE SHE TURNS 30.
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[chuckles]
SHE HAS A WAY TO GO.
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HER LAST CREDIT
WAS EAT AND RUN--
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A DIRECT-TO-DVD ZOMBIE MOVIE
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THAT YOU MAY HAVE HAD
THE GOOD FORTUNE TO MISS.
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SO SHE'S A LITTLE BIT ANXIOUS
TO UP HER GAME.
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- OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PICKED ME.
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I WANT TO THANK THE ACADEMY,
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THANK MY MOM, MY DAD,
MY SISTER.
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THANK YOU, GOD.
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- AND TO DO THAT,
AN ACTRESS' FIRST PRIORITY
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MUST BE GETTING BACK
INTO TIP-TOP SHAPE.
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[both moaning]
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- OH, YEAH.
- OH!
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- YEAH, STAY RIGHT THERE.
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GOD, YEAH, PERFECT.
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- YOU GOT ALL THAT?
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GOOD, BECAUSE THINGS ARE
REALLY STARTING TO HEAT UP
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IN THE HOT HOUSE.
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- ALL I'M SAYING IS, LIKE,
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IF YOU WANT TO POISON
YOUR TEETH, THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD,
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BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S SOMETHING
THAT YOU NEED TO BE DOING.
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- EVEN IF I'M DEAD, MY TEETH
WILL STILL BE WHITE, SO...
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- NO, IT'S UNHEALTHY, OKAY?
- YO, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?
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YOU'RE LUCKY I EVEN GAVE YOU
A TASTE OF THIS.
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LOOK AT THESE ABS.
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GO GET YOUR DIRTY-ASS SHEETS
AND PUT THEM ON THIS WASHBOARD.
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- OH, MY GOD. YOUR ABS CAN'T
GIVE ME A FUCKING ORGASM, OKAY?
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I'M SO SORRY, PECS,
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BUT A MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA'S
HUNG BIGGER THAN YOU.
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- I HEAR MUSCLE DUDES TEND TO
OVERCOMPENSATE
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FOR OTHER SHORTCOMINGS,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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- STAY OUT OF IT,
BOGUS JONAS.
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- ALL RIGHT,
LET'S ALL JUST CALM DOWN.
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- OH, LOOK WHO WANTS TO BE
MR. FUCKING UNITED NATIONS NOW
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AND TRY TO GET EVERYBODY
TO MAKE PEACE.
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- WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
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- WE ALL KNOW THE ONLY REASON
YOU'RE DOING THIS SHOW
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IS 'CAUSE AMERICA
THINKS YOU'RE A DOUCHE
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FOR BREAKING THE HEARTS
OF THOSE TWO CHICKS
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ON THAT DUMB-FUCK SHOW
YOU WERE IN,
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AND NOW YOU WANT TO REDEEM
YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS.
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- YEAH.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
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00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,103
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE
SUCH A BITCH?
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- I'M FROM THE BRONX.
THIS IS ACTUALLY ME BEING NICE.
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- WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS GIVING
ROGER A HARD TIME?
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YOU SWEAR, LIKE, YOU'RE HERE
FOR SOME NOBLE REASON.
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YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET
YOUR 15 MINUTES.
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- WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT HERE
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HAWKING THOSE NASTY BEAUTY
CREAMS LIKE LAME-ASS TINA.
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- WHERE IS SHE, BY THE WAY?
- HOGGING THE JACUZZI AS USUAL.
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I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO SOAK.
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MY BACK'S KILLING ME.
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- MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND
LESS TIME ON IT.
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- [laughs]
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- YOU KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE YOU
AND TINA REALLY PISS ME OFF.
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YOU ARE SO DESPERATE
TO BE FAMOUS,
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YOU'LL DO ANYTHING
FOR ATTENTION.
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- WHAT MAKES YOU
SO FUCKING SPECIAL?
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- I AM AN ACTRESS.
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- HMM. YOU CALL
WHAT YOU DO A SKILL, HUH?
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00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,510
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
228
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:47,314
[laughs] YOU GOT EATEN
BY FLESH-EATING ZOMBIES...
229
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,049
- ONE TIME.
- BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS
230
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,785
OF A CRAPPY, LOW-BUDGET FILM.
- OKAY, ONE TIME. ONCE.
231
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,788
- NOT--NOT EXACTLY
MERYL FUCKING STREEP.
232
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,957
- THE DIRECTOR WAS A HACK.
233
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,459
OKAY, YOU SHOULD SEE THE MOVIE
I DID ON LIFETIME.
234
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,795
I PLAYED A CHEERLEADER
WITH TOURETTE'S.
235
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,030
PEOPLE WEPT.
236
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,398
- I'M SURE THEY FUCKING DID.
[scoffs]
237
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,633
- YO, LET'S GET
BACK TO ME, ANYWAY.
238
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,736
I'M TIRED OF EVERYBODY MAKING
FUN OF MY MAN HOOD IN HERE.
239
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,237
- DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF.
240
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,438
- I'M WARNING YOU, ASSWIPE.
241
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:14,341
- HEY, EVERYBODY JUST NEEDS
TO FUCKING CHILL, ALL RIGHT?
242
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,944
WE TOTALLY NEED TO TAKE A BREAK
FROM BEING STUCK IN HERE.
243
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,311
WHY DON'T WE ASK THE PRODUCERS
244
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,980
AND SEE IF WE CAN GET
A NIGHT OFF?
245
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,314
- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T
THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK, MAN.
246
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,283
WE ALL SIGNED CONTRACTS.
- I KNOW.
247
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,885
I MEAN, ISN'T THAT THE POINT--
YOU KNOW, US FIGHTING?
248
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,253
REALITY TV 101.
249
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,221
- OH, MY GOD.
250
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:32,826
I HAVEN'T EVEN TWEETED SOMETHING
IN, LIKE, FOUR DAYS.
251
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,494
I'M GOING
THROUGH FUCKING WITHDRAWALS.
252
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,229
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T EVEN NEED THIS SHIT.
253
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,264
I GOT A WORKOUT BOOK
254
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,833
ON THE NEW YORK TIMES
BEST SELLER LIST.
255
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,268
- OH, THAT'S IT.
256
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,236
I AM JUST GONNA KILL
FUCKING TINA
257
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,806
IF SHE DOESN'T GET
OUT OF THE FUCKING JACUZZI.
258
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,841
- REALLY, DOES EVERY OTHER WORD
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
259
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,143
HAVE TO BE "FUCK"?
260
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,380
- YOU'RE--YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
261
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:57,384
I AM SO SORRY
FOR NOT TALKING MORE...
262
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,852
LADYLIKE.
263
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,754
- THANK YOU.
264
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,856
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
265
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,125
OH, AND FUCK YOU!
266
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,359
FUCK YOU!
267
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,560
- THERE SHE IS.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
268
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:11,264
I'M GONNA GO SEE--JUST LET TINA
KNOW HER TIME'S UP, OKAY?
269
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,966
ANYTHING TO GET AWAY
FROM YOU.
270
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,201
- OH.
271
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,236
OH, YOU FUCKING
BETTER WATCH IT, BITCH.
272
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,072
- YO, YOU SEE THAT ASS?
273
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,508
MY WORKOUT MADE THAT ASS.
- NICE.
274
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,811
- WILL YOU GIVE
THE SELF-PROMOTION A BREAK, MAN?
275
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,245
- YO, AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE
TO MAKE A SEX TAPE
276
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,246
SO I COULD BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME.
277
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,148
- THE IDEA OF YOUR NEEDLE DICK
IN HIGH DEF--
278
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,183
THE WORLD THANKS YOU.
- OH.
279
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,252
- I COULD COLLAPSE
YOUR WINDPIPE RIGHT NOW,
280
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,420
AND YOU'D NEVER SING
ANOTHER NOTE.
281
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,521
AND YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHO WOULD CARE?
282
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,923
NO ONE!
283
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,290
- COME ON.
PECS, COME ON, MAN.
284
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,292
FUCKING MEATHEAD, DUDE--
ROID RAGE.
285
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,094
CALM DOWN, SON.
286
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,296
- OH, MY GOD!
AAH!
287
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,432
IN HERE!
288
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,168
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- ANGEL.
289
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,570
- GET IN HERE NOW!
290
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,041
GET IN HERE!
291
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:57,177
- YOU OKAY?
292
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,813
- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
293
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,149
- WHOA.
294
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,185
SORRY, GUYS.
I THOUGHT MY SANDAL...
295
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,920
- WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG
WITH TINA?
296
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,256
DID SHE FUCKING DROWN
IN THERE?
297
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,925
[scoffs] IS SHE--
IS SHE OKAY?
298
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,962
- DOES SHE LOOK OKAY, MORON?
299
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,331
- YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO GET
OUT HERE, OKAY?
300
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,900
SOMETHING'S SERIOUSLY WRONG.
301
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,068
DO YOU HEAR ME?
302
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,203
SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL 911.
303
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,473
- OKAY, DUDES, DUDES...
304
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,075
[whispering]
I THINK SHE'S DEAD.
305
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,476
- [mockingly]
NO FUCKING WAY!
306
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,911
- MAYBE THEY'RE SCREWING
WITH US,
307
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,212
AND THIS IS JUST PART
OF THE SHOW.
308
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,413
- DUDE, THIS IS SOME SICK,
TWISTED SHIT.
309
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,349
- NO, SHE'S NOT FUCKING AROUND.
I THINK SHE'S REALLY DEAD.
310
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,218
- WHAT DO WE DO?
311
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,619
- I MEAN, THEY GOT CAMERAS
EVERYWHERE.
312
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,622
THEY GOT TO BE WATCHING US
FROM THE CONTROL ROOM.
313
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,924
LET'S GO.
314
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,298
HELLO?
- HEY, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
315
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,966
- IS THIS A JOKE?
YOU GUYS ARE SICK.
316
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,501
- HEY, WE'RE NOT FUCKING AROUND.
- SOMEBODY'S FUCKING DEAD.
317
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,237
- HEY, WE'RE NOT FUCKING AROUND.
- HELLO?
318
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,272
- [sighs]
319
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,914
- MAYBE THEY LEFT.
320
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,157
[Pecs grunting]
321
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,402
- ANY LUCK?
- THEY'RE NOT ANSWERING.
322
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,004
- MAYBE
WE'RE JUST GETTING PUNK'D.
323
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,539
- YEAH, MAYBE IT'S JUST KIND OF,
LIKE, A WAX LOOK-ALIKE
324
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,373
OF TINA OR SOMETHING.
325
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,675
- WHAT ARE YOU TWO,
FUCKING IDIOTS?
326
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,145
THAT WAS TINA, AND SHE WAS,
LIKE, TOTALLY DEAD.
327
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,679
- SO YOU'RE SAYING SOMEONE
ELECTROCUTED HER ON PURPOSE?
328
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,780
- NO, I'M JUST SAYING
329
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,683
THAT I THINK THAT PECS
ELECTROCUTED HER ON PURPOSE.
330
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,685
- ME? WHY WOULD I DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
331
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,886
- BECAUSE SHE WAS
THE ONLY ONE OF US
332
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,023
THAT DIDN'T LET YOU FUCK HER,
AND YOU HATED HER FOR IT.
333
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,158
- OH, YEAH?
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
334
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,692
- WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
335
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,294
- WHEN YOU SAT RIGHT THERE AND
SAID YOU WERE GONNA KILL HER.
336
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,696
- HEY, HE'S RIGHT,
AND YOU HAD TIME TO DO IT
337
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,432
AFTER THE CONFESSIONAL
BEFORE YOU GOT BACK IN HERE.
338
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,701
- YOU THINK IF I REALLY
WAS GONNA KILL HER,
339
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,204
I WOULD SIT HERE
AND ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYBODY?
340
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,706
- HEY, NOBODY SAID YOU WERE
A SMART SERIAL KILLER.
341
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,310
- OH! I'M NOT THE ONE
WITH A CRIMINAL RECORD, OKAY?
342
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,378
THAT'S YOU!
343
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,712
FUCKING KLEPTO!
344
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:16,049
- OKAY, FIRST,
I DIDN'T STEAL THAT NECKLACE.
345
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,450
I THOUGHT THEY GAVE IT TO ME.
346
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:21,188
SECOND, KLEPTO,
AS YOU SO ELOQUENTLY PUT IT,
347
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,323
DOES NOT MEAN KILLER.
348
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,293
AND THIRD, I DIDN'T HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH TINA.
349
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,095
- YOU WERE JUST BAD-MOUTHING HER
A FEW MINUTES AGO.
350
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,131
- YEAH, BEFORE
I KNEW SHE WAS DEAD.
351
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,000
WHAT ABOUT ROGER, HMM?
352
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,467
- HE'S THE ONE
WITH THE MOTIVE.
353
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,137
- ME?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
354
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,172
THIS TASTES WEIRD.
355
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,474
- WE ALL KNOW HOW BADLY IT ENDED
BETWEEN YOU TWO
356
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,710
WHEN SHE CAUGHT YOU IN BED
WITH BEBE.
357
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,711
- I NEVER TOUCHED HER.
358
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,679
I WAS STILL IN LOVE
WITH TINA.
359
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,049
I NEVER FORGAVE MYSELF
FOR CHEATING.
360
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,219
I TOLD BEBE THAT I LOVED TINA,
361
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,621
SO MAYBE SHE GOT RID OF HER SO
SHE COULD HAVE ME FOR HERSELF.
362
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,622
- OH, MY GOD.
363
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,257
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
- YEAH.
364
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,326
- YOU SHOULD GET OVER YOURSELF.
YOU'RE A LOSER.
365
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,494
AND I BARELY REMEMBER
THE ONE TIME WE FUCKED,
366
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,096
'CAUSE I WAS PASSED OUT!
367
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,764
- YOU STUPID LITTLE DWARF!
368
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,367
BITCH!
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HUH?
369
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,668
- HEY.
370
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,205
YOU OKAY?
371
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,107
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- ROGER?
372
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,276
- DUDE, HE'S--HE'S HAVING
SOME KIND OF SEIZURE, MAN.
373
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,344
OH, SHIT!
374
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,345
ROGER!
375
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,779
- AAH!
376
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,648
- OH, SHUT UP, ANGEL!
THIS ISN'T ONE OF YOUR MOVIES!
377
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,750
GIVE IT A REST!
- HOLY SHIT.
378
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,352
- WHAT THE FUCK?
379
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,255
- MAYBE SOMEONE...
380
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:31,258
POISONED HIS TOOTH WHITENER.
381
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,126
REMEMBER HOW HE SAID
IT TASTED WEIRD?
382
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,494
- YO, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
383
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,129
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS.
I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
384
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,397
- CONTROL ROOM'S
THE ONLY WAY OUT.
385
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,398
- THEN LET'S BEAT DOWN THE DOOR
386
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,267
AND SEE WHAT THESE
FUCKING MANIACS ARE UP TO.
387
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:44,404
YOU HEAR THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS?
I'M COMING FOR YOU!
388
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,439
FUCK THIS!
389
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,413
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
390
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,148
I'LL EAT THROUGH THIS SHIT!
391
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,050
OPEN UP!
392
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,154
OPEN THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR...
393
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,255
NOW!
394
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,292
OPEN UP THE DOOR!
395
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,427
I'M THE WRONG ONE TO FUCK WITH,
I'M TELLING YOU!
396
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,296
- IT'S NO USE, PECS.
397
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,464
COME ON, THE DOOR'S MADE
OF STEEL.
398
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,836
- AND WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO--
SING THEM A FUCKING TUNE?
399
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,706
- THERE HAS TO BE SOME SORT
OF EMERGENCY EXIT OR SOMETHING.
400
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,574
- LISTEN, WE NEED TO SPLIT UP
AND SEARCH THIS PLACE.
401
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,742
THEY PROBABLY FORGOT
TO LOCK SOMETHING UP.
402
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,844
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
PLEASE, LET'S NOT SPLIT UP.
403
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,180
WHAT IF ONE OF US IS THE KILLER?
- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
404
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,183
HOW COULD ONE OF US DO ALL THIS
WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING?
405
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,684
IT'S PROBABLY
SOME PSYCHO FAN.
406
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,386
YOU KNOW
WHO WATCHES THIS SHIT.
407
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,455
- HE'S RIGHT. THE LONGER WE'RE
HERE, THE MORE EXPOSED WE ARE.
408
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,190
BEBE, YOU GO CHECK THE BEDROOMS
WITH PECS.
409
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,591
ANGEL AND I CAN START
IN THE DAYROOM.
410
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,227
- YEAH, LET'S GO.
411
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,234
- COMING?
- [scoffs]
412
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,743
- HEY, DON'T WORRY.
413
00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:01,348
I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING
HAPPEN TO YOU.
414
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,483
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT?
415
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,884
I WAS FEELING SOMETHING
BETWEEN US.
416
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,653
- OH, MY GO--
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
417
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,189
NOW? WITH A MAD KILLER
ON THE LOOSE?
418
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,224
[groans angrily]
- YOU WERE GIVING ME THIS LOOK,
419
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,759
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE--
- MY GOD!
420
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,628
YOU ARE AN EVEN BIGGER LOSER
THAN EVERYONE SAYS YOU ARE.
421
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,464
- DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY.
- [groans angrily]
422
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,398
- HEY, COME--
423
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,633
STOP, STOP.
- LET GO! YOU'RE HURTING ME.
424
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,502
- OKAY, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.
425
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,371
IT'S JUST I DON'T CARE ABOUT
WHAT THE OTHERS THINK ABOUT ME,
426
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,905
BUT I THOUGHT
MAYBE WE HAD SOMETHING.
427
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,507
SO, I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
428
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,908
THAT'S IT.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
429
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,544
COME ON.
- WAIT.
430
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,383
LOOK, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE "LOSER" COMMENT.
431
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,918
YOU'RE NOT A LOSER AT ALL.
432
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,389
I'M JUST SCARED.
I MEAN...
433
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,825
HONESTLY, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
HERE I CAN TRUST.
434
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,330
- OH!
435
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,466
[both moaning]
436
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,593
[Angel moaning loudly]
437
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,917
- FUCK.
438
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,392
- FIND ANYTHING?
439
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,901
FUCKING LUCKY.
440
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,670
LET'S GO.
- ALL RIGHT.
441
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,914
HEY, WHERE'S ANGEL?
442
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,048
- I DON'T KNOW.
443
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,783
WE FINISHED LOOKING AROUND,
444
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,652
AND THEN SHE WENT
TO THE BATHROOM FOR A MINUTE,
445
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,387
AND SHE--SHE DIDN'T COME BACK.
446
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,290
I'M STARTING TO GET WORRIED.
- YEAH?
447
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,526
WHAT WAS THIS DOING
IN YOUR ROOM, HUH?
448
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:00,660
- OH...
[chuckles]
449
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,529
THAT'S JUST--
- WHERE IS SHE, LUCKY?
450
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,397
- HEY, MAN, IT WASN'T ME!
I TOLD YOU!
451
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,698
I SAID I DON'T KNOW!
452
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,500
- ANGEL!
- YOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MAN.
453
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,877
JUST LIKE IN THE FUCKING
HORROR FILM SHE DID.
454
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,613
GUYS, GET IN HERE!
455
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,981
NOW!
456
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:25,852
SHE'S DEAD.
457
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,086
LUCKY FUCKING STABBED HER!
458
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,688
- WHAT? NO!
I DIDN'T DO THAT!
459
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:29,956
- HEY, WE SEARCHED
THE WHOLE HOUSE!
460
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,558
IT HAD TO BE YOU!
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
461
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,560
- YOU LOW-LIFE PIECE OF SHIT!
- IT WASN'T ME, PECS!
462
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,994
- THIS TIME
I'M REALLY GONNA CRUSH YOU.
463
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,829
MOTHERFUCKER.
464
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,440
- PIECE OF SHIT.
465
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,975
- GET UP.
466
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,083
- YOU KILLED HIM!
467
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,452
- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
468
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,355
- DON'T GET
ANY FUCKING CLOSER!
469
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,125
- HE WAS...
470
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,727
HE WAS--HE WAS CHOKING ME
TO DEATH.
471
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,362
[stammers]
IT WAS JUST SELF-DEFENSE.
472
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:12,999
HE WAS TRYING TO CHOKE ME
TO DEATH.
473
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,734
- YEAH.
474
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:18,605
- IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE.
475
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,006
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
476
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,741
THAT'S NOT A REAL GUN.
477
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:22,909
[gun clicks]
478
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,745
THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BRING
A REAL GUN INTO THIS HOUSE.
479
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:29,148
LET'S--LET'S CALM DOWN
AND TALK ABOUT THIS, OKAY?
480
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,152
COME ON, IT'S NOT--IT'S NOT ME.
- WE'RE THE ONLY TWO LEFT.
481
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,522
IT HAD TO BE YOU.
482
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,582
[exhales sharply]
483
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:46,693
HEY. HEY.
484
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:47,927
HEY.
485
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,697
HEY.
486
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:53,500
HEY.
487
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,704
HEY. OH!
488
00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:01,240
- NEVER THOUGHT
I'D LIVE TO SEE IT--
489
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,777
THE BRONX BITCH CRYING.
490
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:07,113
- YOU'RE--YOU'RE DEAD.
YOU'RE--YOU'RE DEAD.
491
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,849
[laughs]
- PRETTY CONVINCING, HUH?
492
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,885
A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED
ON KNIFE TO THE HEART.
493
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,823
- WHAT THE...?
494
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,692
- THIS ONE, THOUGH...
495
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:22,128
- UH...
- NOT A PROP.
496
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,263
THIS ONE'S THE REAL DEAL.
497
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:28,134
- OKAY, OKAY,
WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON?
498
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,136
- ACTING WASN'T
THE ONLY SKILL I LEARNED
499
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,138
SHOOTING HORROR MOVIES.
500
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:36,609
THE MAKEUP GUYS TAUGHT ME
TO USE FAKE BLOOD AND STUFF...
501
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,745
SO I LOOK SUPER DEAD.
502
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,883
- OH. OKAY.
503
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,251
OKAY.
504
00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:47,153
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?
505
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,055
- OH, THAT'S ALL TOTALLY REAL.
506
00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,623
LOOK...
507
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,659
I'LL SHOW YOU.
508
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,196
THERE'S ME
TAKING CARE OF TINA.
509
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,965
[chuckles]
510
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:02,134
[electricity crackling]
511
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,905
AND THAT'S ME FUCKING ROGER.
512
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:10,743
I-I KNOW. I KNOW.
HE'S SUCH A PRICK, BUT...
513
00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,179
MMM, I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
514
00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:16,883
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT BEBE,
I HAVE ONE ROCKIN' BOD.
515
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:19,051
LOOK AT ME!
516
00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:22,622
LOOK AT ME.
517
00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,757
NOT AN OUNCE OF BODY FAT.
518
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,325
[moaning loudly]
519
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,661
THOSE BREASTS ARE ALL-NATURAL.
520
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:33,199
THAT IS 100% PURE
FUCKING PERFECTION!
521
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,804
OOH, WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT FOR IT.
522
00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:41,674
HERE COMES THE GOOD PART.
523
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,811
- AH!
- WATCH THIS.
524
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:45,945
[chuckles]
525
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:50,683
I PUT POISON
ON HIS TEETH WHITENER.
526
00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:53,085
THAT VAIN PRICK
MADE IT SO EASY.
527
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,320
AM I GOOD OR WHAT?
528
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,689
- OH.
- HUH?
529
00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:00,727
THE SAME POISON I USED
TO TAKE OUT THE CREW.
530
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,833
HEY, GUYS, I WAS BORED,
AND I FIGURED YOU MIGHT BE, TOO,
531
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,069
SO I MADE SOME BROWNIES--
MY GRANDMA'S SECRET RECIPE.
532
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,270
ENJOY.
533
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:12,739
I'M SO IN THE MOMENT THERE.
534
00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:14,841
AM I GOOD OR WHAT?
535
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,709
- OH.
- HUH?
536
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,377
- WHY THE FUCK
DID YOU DO THIS?
537
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,079
- YOU WERE RIGHT.
538
00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:24,717
ACTING WAS NEVER GOING TO GET ME
BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
539
00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,720
BUT CRAWLING OUT OF THIS...
540
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:31,390
THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF A BRUTAL
SERIAL KILLER RAMPAGING
541
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:34,260
THROUGH THE SET
OF A REALITY SHOW--
542
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,128
NOW, THAT'S
WHAT MAKES HEADLINES.
543
00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:37,730
- YEAH?
544
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:41,133
NOBODY EVER
IS GONNA FUCKING BELIEVE YOU.
545
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,402
- [chuckles]
SURE THEY WILL.
546
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,137
ALL I HAVE TO DO...
- NO.
547
00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,406
- IS DESTROY THE FOOTAGE,
548
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:52,011
AND LIKE I SAID,
BE THE SOLE SURVIVOR.
549
00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:55,147
- OH, F--NO.
550
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,283
[exhales deeply]
BEBE...
551
00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:00,419
WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO REALIZE...
552
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,621
IT ISN'T ALWAYS ABOUT YOU?
553
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,163
I'M COMING TO KILL YOU,
BITCH!
554
00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,766
GET BACK HERE!
GET BACK HERE!
555
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,301
GET BACK HERE!
GET BACK HERE!
556
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,780
- YOU FUCKING CRAZY BITCH!
557
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,285
FUCK YOU.
558
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,721
- GET OFF ME!
559
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:37,890
WHY WON'T YOU DIE ALREADY?
560
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,461
STOP FIGHTING ME, BEBE!
561
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,331
AFTER THIS, YOU'LL BE
MORE FAMOUS THAN EVER.
562
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,900
YOU JUST WON'T BE AROUND
TO ENJOY ALL THE PERKS.
563
00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:50,169
- CRAZY--
564
00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:56,308
- WHAT?
565
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,945
[both screaming wildly]
566
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,012
- YOU BITCH!
567
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:02,181
- GET OFF ME.
FUCKING BITCH.
568
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:03,783
- YOU--YOU'RE A BITCH.
569
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,218
- NO.
570
00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:08,354
STOP IT! NO, NO.
- YEAH.
571
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,723
YEAH, BITCH.
- STOP IT!
572
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,224
GET OFF ME.
- FUCKING BITCH.
573
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,493
HA HA.
- AAH! NOT THE FACE!
574
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,797
[sizzling]
[Angel screaming]
575
00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:29,375
- LIKE I SAID, BITCH...
576
00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:31,377
I'M FROM THE BRONX.
577
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:34,380
AND THAT WAS
JUST ME BEING NICE.
578
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:37,249
[snorts, spits]
579
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:40,119
- ANGEL WAS RIGHT
ABOUT ONE THING.
580
00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:43,255
BEBE IS ABOUT TO BECOME
MORE FAMOUS THAN EVER
581
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,992
NOW THAT SHE HAS STOLEN
ANGEL'S JUICY ROLE
582
00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:49,128
AS THE LONE SURVIVOR
OF A CRAZED KILLER.
583
00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:51,998
AS FOR ANGEL, WELL...
584
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:55,001
SHE'S LEARNED THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN FAME AND INFAMY.
585
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:57,403
LIFE IS SUCH A BITCH THAT WAY.
586
00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,006
THERE'S ALREADY A FILM
ABOUT HER IN THE WORKS,
587
00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,876
AND RUMOR HAS IT NATALIE PORTMAN
IS READY TO KILL FOR THE PART.
588
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:06,012
PERHAPS SHE'LL GET
ANOTHER OSCAR,
589
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:10,049
OR MAYBE THAT HONOR WILL GO
TO HER MAKEUP ARTIST.
590
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,297
- * MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME
591
00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:27,299
* I WANT IT, I WANT IT
592
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:31,437
* IT'S HARD TO HIDE WHEN
THE PAPARAZZI'S FOLLOWING ME *
593
00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:34,173
* SO I JUST SMILE
WITH THE CAMERAS FLASHING *
594
00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:35,574
* SO I CAN'T SEE
595
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,576
* I WANT TO SHUT DOWN
THE STORES *
596
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,046
* SO I CAN SHOP ALL ALONE
597
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:44,050
* PUT MY NAME ON SOME CLOTHES
THAT I CAN SELL AS MY OWN *
598
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,052
* MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME
599
00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:48,054
* I WANT IT, I WANT IT
600
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,289
* MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME
601
00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:52,358
* I WANT IT, I WANT IT
602
00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:58,931
[electricity buzzes]
- KILL, LUBU, KILL.
603
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,967
GOOD, FISH.
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