Original subtitles

Subtitle by Aldi Arman

Good morning

Today is my girlfriend's birthday

It's my first time celebrating with her

I'm gonna surprise her

I made some flowers for her

Paper flowers

There are real flowers too

This is "Birthday Tree"

Not Christmas tree

Many blessing notes on it

Let me read you a few

No pimples, no worries

Love you till the day you die

etc...

Let's check out my girlfriend, Flora

We are now at the epicenter

Hello, Toe Number One

Hello, Toe Number Two

Hello, Toe Number Three

Wow! How sexy! Wow. . .

That's enough...

Wake up, birthday girl

Open your eye, this one

You scared me, miss

I don't have make-up on

So what?

You look beautiful

It's your birthday

That's why I wake you up and say. . .

Happy birthday...

to you. . .

Come quickly, I can't hold it much longer

Today is my birthday, what have you prepared?

Happy birthday to you. . .

Blow the candle

This is your birthday breakfast

Come on, blow it. Be careful not to spit

Thank you.

- You promised me that... - No. . .

On my birthday. . .you let me put make-up on you

- Come on - No, I. . .

Baby!

No...

Just put on a little bit

Close your eyes, don't be afraid darling

No color at all, why?

What are you doing?

You put the whole thing on, you're crazy

What the hell...

This is our diary

You say it

Diary

From now on, you have to write down...

everything we do, inside

Inside

Just like today

You have to write it everyday

- Why - Why

- You...Make - You...Make

Me

Why you...Why make...Why

Why you make me so ugly!

Flora

I want to tell you that. . .

I...

It's better for me to write it down!

Flora, I hope we will be together forever, never be apart

- Morning, director - How many people are here?

There are. . .

About forty now

Morning

One day...

Barbara said she wants to shoot a new movie

I said I have a few scripts

She said she doesn't want a script this time

She wants a true story

I want more contrast in the lighting...

Coz' I think...

Many people might not have experienced true love

But they must have been a dumper or dumpee

So, I want to shoot a true. . .

Break up story

So we are holding an open casting

To get true stories

If their stories are really good

I will use them

And they will be the main characters of the movie

We have ten DV cameras ready

If the story sounds interesting

He she will be given a DV camera

To shoot footages and show it to the director

You have been in many relationships?

I did, in fact...

Too many to keep track

Too many?

I think...within 20

Are you usually the dumper or dumpee?

Well, I think it's ok

To have a lot of boyfriends

No need to dump them

As long as. . .

I can handle them

Really?

Yes, just let them hang around

Wait until they can't stand it?

Yes

Thank you

On Dec 25th...

Christmas day, he told me on the phone that...

he wanted to break up with me

It's like the end of the world to me

But I was at home with my family

I couldn't tell them about this

If I can choose...

I wouldn't break up on any festivals

It's too easy to remember

Too hard to get over it

He's my first love

Before I was with him...

He had 7 girlfriends

7 girlfriends?

Yes

Is he handsome?

Average

You mean you lived with him. . .and his mother?

His mother used to hit me with a hanger

Hit you?

Yes

I could't stand it anymore. . .

And he's away all the time

So I broke up with him

You have anything...

you want to say to him now?

Did he ever loved me?

If he did, would you feel better?

Yes, it would be more comforting

What if he said he didn't?

That would hurt alot...

Joe, you may start now

My name is Joe, I am 21 years old. . .

Going on 22 soon

I have a girlfriend

She used to call me Grass

And I called her Flower

Joe... Sorry, you don't need to look at the camera

You just need to look at me, be natural

Why did you two break up?

She said. . . I was too plain

I was standing in front of her...

- But she couldn't find me. - She couldn't find you?

Yes.

That's why she wanted to break up with me

Did you try to get her back?

No...

You did nothing at all?

I wanted to kill myself

How did you want to die?

I had no idea yet

But there's a place I wanted to go before I die

I wanted to get on the internet. . .

To say good-bye. . .

To my friends and family

When suddenly. . .

a website popped up

It's called "Break Up Club "

It says it could help me get Flora back

A "break up" website, but help you get her back?

Yes. . .

I have to type in another couple's names...

To break them up, then Flora will come back to me

Really?

Yes

Have you tried?

No... I was a bit scared

There's...

It's real

If you have a computer, we can check it out

Cannot be found

- No. . . - It's okay. . .

Director, they have to clear the set now

We have to go

You gotta believe me

If you see that website again, you can call us

I did see"BreakUpClub.asia"

Ok, your story is quite special

I will give you a DV camera

You go and film your story, ok?

Thanks

You can film the website

Or whatever you want to

Then bring it back to me

Yes, I will try my best

- Thanks! - OK

- Hey - Leave your phone number

OK

It's on

Mic test, testing

The image is so sharp

Here comes a 360 shot

Now, testing the anti-shake feature

Director, thanks for giving me this chance

I will try my best

First, I am going to show you my girlfriend, Flora

This is Flora's home

She lives on the second floor

Today is Saturday, two something

- She should be at home - Hello?

Hello. . . Flora

Joe

Can you come down? I am downstairs

We broke up already

Well...can you walk out to the balcony

I want to see you

Wait

Where are you?

I am...

Don't mess around, Joe

We have broken up so many times

I have lots of homework to do, I am hanging up

- No. . . - Talk later

Wait. . .

After showing you my girlfriend Flora. . .

We are now in North Point

Why do we come here? There's only one reason

I'd like to introduce my best friend, Sunny, to you

He loves filmmaking

Well, we are now at Sunny's shop

He's my idol

He has his own business

And he has a girlfriend that loves him very much

The problem is

Oh, it seems like they are having a fight. . .

I am an artist that deals with emotions all day long

Can you be logical for once to balance it out?

Hey!

Bitch!

You look so cool even when fighting

Don't mention it

Good stuff

For trade?

Trade the hell!

What's the big deal? Left to you by Flora?

Up yours

It's from the "director"

What did you say?

Barbara Wong gave this to me

The film director

Don't mess with it

How did you bump into Barbara?

Do you have a chair?

It's over there

It started with me sitting there. . .

That's it

What did you type?

breakupclub.asia

Really?

If there's such a website, it'd be awesome

Please break up. . .

Fanny and me

Tell her to come here

Tell her that I want to break up with her, and she will stand...

Right here

All the lights will be on her

I will shoot it with 4 cameras

I want to get the whole episode

What episode?

Her, kneeling down...

Begging me to take her back

It'd be amazing if I get that footage

Get on the internet

Come on. . .

- Be careful... - OK

Look, she is calling to say sorry

So, you are sorry, aren't you?

When did you learn that language?

Hey!...

Hanging up on me!

Break us up. . .

. . .as ruthlessly as you can!

I can't

Why?

I can't get to the website

Where did you do that last time?

A cafe near my home, the second computer

Go. . . Hurry...

- Really? - Come on!

This is the magical...Cafe O

The second computer. . .

Why that bastard has to take the second one?

5, 4, 3, 2...

You are nuts!

Yeah! Yeah!

Break...

Breakupclub.asia

Please work. . .

Yes!

Joe...Chan...

password. . .

(Welcome to Break Up Club, Joe)

(You must be desperate to get your girlfriend back)

(So, are you willing to split up another couple?)

Yes

(Rules of Break Up Club)

(The couple you choose must be in love)

(You must know at least one of them)

(So, who is the lucky couple?)

Sunny Deep. . .

and...

Fanny. . .

Fanny what?

Ng

Fanny, don't blame me

It's Sunny's idea

Huh?

Is that it?

What's up?

I just did it! Break Up Club!

Set the cameras

I'll be right there, bye

No way!

It's lunch time, why are you here?

Why did you lock the door?

It's broken

It keeps closing by itself

Bullshit

No...it's really hard to open, see?

Open the door!

Whatever you want to say...

Open the door!

Do it tomorrow or later...

I told you to open the door

Wow, you have a magical touch

Can you believe this? Amazing

Are you having an affair with May?

What are you talking about?

How dare you deny it!

I never did it!

Why didn't you take my call last night?

I was talking to Joe

No...

Don't break my cameras. . .

Hey! Enough!

That's enough!

Sorry

I didn't mean it, sorry

You slapped me?

We're over!

I hate you!

Fanny. . . No. . .

Sorry. . . I have nothing to do with this, Fanny...

Fanny. . .

You bastard! Stop shooting!

Joe. . .

Are they okay?

Why are you here?

...5, 4, 3, 2, action!

Today, our hero...

is Joe, he's so charming

Hello, Joe

What would you like. . .

to share with us today?

Today is the first day I'm with Flora again

I want to show her that I'm hard working

Coz' she doesn't like lazy guys

Well said!

What are you going to do then?

I am going to do something to impress her

OK, what is it?

I don't know yet

Cut!

That's not right! You...

You should have thought about that. . .

5, 4, 3, 2...

First, send romantic text messages

Baby, I miss you so much

Last night, I wanted to kiss you...longer

But I got cold sores inside my mouth

I already put some ointment on it

So tonight, we can kiss as much as we want to. . .

What's so funny?

You don't do this?

Help me. I need help...

Get up first

Did you miss me today?

I did, very much

How much?

- I have something... - How much?

- I have something... - Kiss me. . .

- I have something to tell you - One more. . .

Just now there was a beautiful girl...

What girl?

The girl, very pretty, let me show you

- I don't want to - You come over first...

I have something to tell you

I don't want to

Look, this is the beautiful girl

Beautiful, huh?

Look at it carefully...

You are so silly!

You shouldn't run away from your job

I don't care much about this job

I have to wash and clean. . .

and the pay is pathetic

It's wasting my time

But you've already lost two other part-time jobs

Lost?

I quit those on purpose

So I can have more time with you

Let's go fishing

Are you nuts?

I have an evening course tonight

Evening course?

Stop fooling yourself. Let's go for a movie

I am not fooling myself

May, look here. . .

Your balls are not in the same size

Can you make that one not like a papaya. . .

Let me help you

I can do it myself

No room number, are you mistaken?

It's here

Is this a clinic?

Yes, it's here

Doctor

Is it really here?

Happy birthday to you. . .

Happy birthday, Happy birthday. . .

It looks so funny

Happy birthday to you!

You are sneaky! Told me you have a stomach ache...

Make a wish. . .

Why is the cake like this?

Stupid people decide to do stupid things

This punk bought it

Kenny, it's him

Okay. . . I like it though

Thanks...

Baby. . .

No...

Don't film me

Film them, they are hot

Go to hell!

Wait. . .

Where are you going?

Asshole!

Flora

What's going on?

Leave me alone!

Flora...

What's wrong?

Flora!

What happened?

She saw the camera

You mean you were filming...

What the hell! We both have broken hearts

Don't you think he's a jerk?

He filmed me with a hidden camera

I don't think so

Why?

Do you know what sneaky shots he took?

Dunno, but I do want to know now

Let me see

Not this one

It's taken on my birthday. . .

He woke me up, then. . .

I haven't seen that

Why is he dancing?

Flora, I'd like to make you. . .

Feel safe when you are with me

So I am going to work out

My right arm first

Aw. . .You are so loving it

No, I'm not

You are

- I'm not - You are

I'm not loving it, I...

No?

I've never seen this before

Show me some energy

Stop shooting

Why not? Last time...

When I was begging Fanny, I let you film

You know what that is?

Spirit of an artist

Sorry...

No need to apologize

Well...

With your mood and my pain now...

Let's make a mind blowing short film

Okay? Two guys in a cafe. . .

Doing what?

Cry

Crying in a tea Cafe

Let's focus

Take a deep breath

Think about Flora. . .

Her beautiful figure

Get your hand off me, it's weird

Come on, tears...

Hello?

Yes

Director Barbara?

The camera, it 's. . .

Hello?

Saturday, at the office

No problem

By the way, my name is Sunny Deep

Wasn't that cool?

Flora has the camera

Are you kidding me?

I am serious

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Why didn't you listen earlier?

I was on the phone

Can't you just take my phone away or pop your head in front of me

You kept babbling along...

I was playing cool. . .

Why do you always like playing cool...

Ok Ok Ok...

You are always like that

I have an idea!

I know that my cousin doesn't want to get married tomorrow

Why don't we go to 'Break Up Club' and break them up

Then, get Flora and the camera back...

No, your cousin is my buddy, how can I do that to him. . .

What's the name of your cousin's wife again?

Jenny Ng. I told you a thousand times already

You are so wasted

You are wasted

Your ass is stuck

Closed already?

What should we do? The wedding is tomorrow morning

1 , 2, 3!

Wait. . . I'm a bit scared

You're useless

You film me. . .

You are so lucky. . .

To have an artist friend like me

With such life experiences

Remember the commercial...

One card. . .

Handles everything

Let's open it

Pry it

Pry the lock

No lock?

Where's the lock?

What the heck?

Someone is inside...

Hey, open the door

The alarm went off

Take it

Hey...

Hey, it's a robbery!

Where are you going, hey. . .

The guy is over there! Hey...

I am not after him

Crazy!

You are doing it for Flora, what's in it for me?

Tell me!

Look at my cousin

He's so excited

Obviously, our action last night failed

Red packet?

You guys have passed 2 rounds out of 3

Here comes the third round

First question

The groom has to answer

Whom does Jenny love the most?

What a stupid question

Jenny loves Kelvin the most!

Second question. . .

What did Kelvin do for Jenny last Wednesday?

This has to be answered by the groomsmen

Deleted 50 girls'phone numbers

Are you sure you have that many numbers?

Don't know the answer?

5, 4, 3, 2, 1

He got circumcised

And got inflamed too

You can't take a joke?

Yes, I can't! What do you want? Bitch!

Do you know that you are so nosy?

If you didn't tell Jenny to force me to marry her. . .

I don't need to get married

He said he doesn't want to marry you

What are you saying?

When did I force you to marry me?

You don't have to if you don't want to

Jenny, I really don't want to get married

Okay, you said that

We're through then!

What the hell...

Circumcision is not a big deal

You think they'll call off the wedding?

Don't worry about that

As long as Flora will come back with the camera

What the. . .

Why didn't you call me? Huh?

I...

What?

I'm scared

Scared of what?

- That you're still mad - Give this back to you

Should have called me anyway

Give this back to you, I'm leaving

I'm really leaving

I'm leaving fast...

Don't go. . .

- Why not? - No. . .

Don't go

What do you mean by that?

Want to apologize?

Yes

Go ahead

You should look at the camera

I'm sorry

Again

I'm sorry

- So you'll do as I say from now - Yes

- I will tell you the terms - Ok

It's very simple

Film it

First, never hang up on me even when we are fighting

- And you must always say "I love you" - Yes

If I say I'm fat, you have to say...

Not fat, you are perfect

And, from now on...

You can only love me for the rest of your life

Yes

Is it too much?

No

Last one

If I ask you...

Baby, how do I look different today?

You'll have to figure it out

Easy?

Very easy

So, how do I look different today?

Got to go back to the wedding. . .

Don't mess around

Look at me...

How do I look different today?

Sunny, why didn't you remind me?

It's almost time

Yes, gotta go now

Let's go

Bite your ear

I know...

Your teeth are whitened

Let you off

I bathed already

Smells good?

What do you think

Let me take a sniff

Smells good

My neck. . .

Whoa!

You are recording?

Thought you're into this stuff

I feel weird

It's like someone is watching us

It is

Okay. Let's shut it off

This clip is called, "Illusory Mate"

It's the story of my girlfriend and I

This is my girlfriend

We have been together...

We used to hang out in To Kwa Wan

I grew up there

I lived there for over twenty years

My girlfriend lives there too

So. . .

Can I help you, sir?

I'm here to return the camera

This way please

This is my house

And...

Joe Chan

Where's the disc?

I didn't film anything

How can you have missed a cool guy like me?

Why should we meet at the footbridge?

This is for you

Vacation package for two at the Venetian?

It's a lucky draw prize

You know I don't have a girlfriend

So I'll give it to my bro, and. . .

Have an advanced honeymoon with Flora

Make it look good

No...

Last time it was in the washroom...

But this time, it's in a nice hotel suite...

Amazing!

I have an appointment, see ya

You interview me first, then my turn

Miss...

How do you feel about your first trip. . .

- with your boyfriend? - Happy

I'd like pork chop bun, Portuguese tart...

Your turn

Sir, I'd like to ask, who is the one. . .

Talking just now?

My girlfriend

How happy are you now?

What's wrong, baby?

Are you seasick?

You can't take the ferry?

I will get you some tissues

Baby

When did you eat oatmeal?

Stop it. . .

Okay...

Your lifetime serial number

What a big suite!

What a big bed!

- I'm scared that I'll be seasick - Are you excited?

Someone fell into the water!

So dangerous?

Let's go. . .

Do we have money left for a good meal?

If we don't, we can go to the casino

No way!

I had a great time today

Thanks

I love you

I love you too

It's now almost nine o'clock

I've been nice to him, didn't wake him up early

I got up at seven myself, put on make-up. . .

And now, it's about time to wake him up

Doo doo...

Time to get up. . .

Let me sleep for a bit more, okay?

Ice attack!

Can't you leave me alone?

Why are you yelling at me?

It's nine already, I woke up at seven and I've been waiting for you

You shouldn't yell at me!

I am not going

Sorry, I am going to sleep

Huh?

Not going

I shouldn't get up early and I shouldn't bother you

Okay. . . I'll get up

Come here

I am not crying anymore, don't be scared

What?

- What? - What?

Look at me...

How do I look different today?

Much prettier

Go wash up

Yeah!

Hey...here we are

Where?

Huh?

I think it's over there. I remember there are stairs

This one?

Yes

The weather is so good today

- Is this mimosa? - No

How do you know?

Rock, paper, scissors. . .

Big spider

Don't be scared, I am here

Look, I'm so cool, no need to be scared

How are they related?

Here we are

Black Sand Beach. . .

Here we are

I can't reach that high

How come the sand is not black?

Oh, we are now here, look. . .

But it's actually at the back of that mountain

Huh?

Just behind that mountain

But you said. . .

I thought they're together

Don't worry, we have a map

Let's ask somebody

No need, we have our own map

Hey...What are you doing?

I need to get through

This is closed, you have to go that way

Excuse me, is Black Sand Beach over there?

There? Dunno

Wait for me

So many mosquitoes. . .

It's such a long flight of stairs

When are we gonna get there, huh?

Slow down, wait for me

I am starving

Let's go eat

There's an Indian restaurant around here

Let's get a taxi

I don't like Indian food, it's too spicy

Not all Indian food is spicy

Whatever, let's get a taxi first

There's no taxi now, just keep walking

It's really hot

Let's go

You'll be hotter if you stand still

Where's that Indian restaurant?

It's nearby

- Nearby? - Yes

I am sitting down!

Get up

You kept saying that we'd get there in 2 minutes...

Look, it's okay if you don't know the way

We can ask someone, but you are so egoistic

I was here before

Can't you just enjoy our walk together?

I did enjoy it!

I even enjoyed the whole first hour, right?

We were holding hands like this

But we have walked for over 2 hours now

Even if we don't go to Black Sand Beach. . .

You are too stubborn

You don't want to take a taxi

We can just sit and chat, it's okay

It's okay for me too

You are the one who wants to go to Black Sand Beach. . .

You woke me up early

Is it right ahead?

If it's 2 minutes away,

we should be able to see it

But I can't see anything

Didn't you say you're tired, you are walking so fast

Are you being sarcastic?

No, I'm worried about you

The fortuneteller was right

You won't listen to others

When will you change...

How can I listen if you were wrong

What did I do wrong?. . .

You didn't, but not exactly right

We should be fair to each other

You are not making any sense

Hey, there's a taxi

I'm being considerate. . .

You walked with me for 2 hours

Now I am going back to sleep with you

Why don't you trust me?

Driver, how far away is Black Sand Beach?

Quite far if you walk

Come on, hop in

You go ahead

I told you it's right ahead, why don't you listen to me?

It's right ahead, can you see that now?

It's contact lens,

I am wearing a purple pair today

It's okay, I don't need a taxi, thanks

Hello?

Flora? It's Mrs. Lam

Sorry to wake you up during your annual leave

It's okay, go ahead

Well, we just got a big project

We are short on staff

Baby

Baby. . .

Where are you?

I am starving, buy me something to eat

Flora, it's five already, why aren't you home?

Where are you? Come back as soon as possible

Call me, bye

(Lunch with me?)

It's up, up here. . .

I made reservation

Thanks

Air-con is on you, it's cold

- You sit here - Ok

- You sit here - Thanks

It's really our pleasure to have you

Our CEO is on his way, he'd love to see you

Thanks

You're welcome

As our exhibition schedule is really tight

Can we confirm your design soon?

No problem

But I can only work with the exact kind of paint and venue

Of course, no problem

Flora, come here

Flora will be your personal assistant

Flora will always be on call

Any problem?

Yes

Please come over here

Mr. Lies

May I help you?

No...You paint... I move

- Are you sure? - Yes

Isn't it cute?

A steamed dumpling

You're kidding me?

Didn't we have that for lunch

Yes

Yes, it's so yummy

And cute

You can speak...you know Chinese?

A little bit

You understand my Chinese all along?

No problem

You really gonna draw a steamed dumpling...

on this painting?

You think I shouldn't?

You're sure?

If it's not appropriate, I can. . .

No. . . I think...

That's your choice

Wait, excuse me, I have a call

Mum?

What the hell!

You should keep an eye on him

I will be back as soon as possible

Mr. Lies

- Yes? - I am sorry. . .

There's a family emergency, can I leave for 2 hours?

I will come back as soon as possible

Oh! It's Ok

I want to go out for some steamed dumplings anyways

Take your time!

Ok. Thank you

Subtitle by Aldi Arman

Hello?

What's up?

Where are you?

I am busy

Busy doing what?

Busy doing very busy things

Alright

Hanging up on me?

Are you in a hurry? Hop in

Thanks

Thanks, sis

I will pay you back the bail money later

If Dad was willing to come, I wouldn't have bothered you

Okay, I am leaving

You stand there!

Bye

Hey!

I'll drive you home

Thanks

Oh My God!

What happened?

Oh my baby, let me take a photo

Beautiful!

Your tires are missing

I know, it's incredible

Yo, need a tow-truck?

Life is like a drama. . .

You offer towing service?

Yes

- Towing? - Yes

- How much? - $1 ,000

Deal!

I never left Tin Shui Wai until I was 1 0

I was also a salesgirl back then

Being a salesgirl in Tin Shui Wai. . .

I can only earn $4,000 a month

That's really pathetic

So, for breakfast, lunch, dinner. . .

I'd always had bread or cup noodles. . .

or canned food

After I got some savings, I went to night-school

So, now that I can. . .

be a salesgirl in Central

I'm already very content

Have you heard of a Xieng Khuang?

What?

It's the poorest place in Laos

I was born there

There are bombs everywhere

The Americans left those during war time

I often see people blasted

When I was 14. . .

I got my back pack and ran away

I had been wandering for 3 days and 3 nights. . .

I was so scared at that time

Then I started to paint

I painted on trees, on stones, everywhere. . .

I kept drawing like crazy

Then I found myself painting in Japan. . .

in New York and London. . .

My next stop is Barcelona

It's a big world

Central. . .

It's just your first step

I know the world is big

But we are different, I am not as talented as you are

If you want, you can

If I want, I can

To make it simple. . .

If you keep thinking of 1 0 dumplings

You will have the chance to eat 1 0, right?

But if you just keep thinking of only 1 dumpling

you will only have one

You'd still be hungry

I understand

But why dumplings again?

Miss, I have been starving for quite a while

I am sorry

No need to be sorry, let's go now, okay?

Hey, what are you doing?

I gave the driver a thousand dollars

Why not ask him to take us there

Driver, I'd like to have steamed dumplings

Let me help you. Driver...

Didn't you say you were busy working today?

Yes, I was busy

But still, I would find time to call you

I did text you, telling you that I was busy

7 letters, how nice of you

You must be really bus

How do you shower?

Can you show me?

Using water

Why is the floor always wet after you shower?

And the towels?

Always lying on the floor

Why didn't you clean it up?

When are you gonna change?

Soon

Without the exact type of paint, I can't do it

I told you that long time ago, why is it not ready?

If you guys don't care...

please find someone else to do it... I'm leaving!

Look, now what?

I told you before, he has to use German paint

You guys can't even do this small thing

Lies!

Lies, don't go, sorry...

They gave you wrong paint?

Not because of that

Listen to me then...

My company needs this project

And they need you

Please don't leave

They don't respect me

I respect you

I have been working with you

I want to see you finish that painting

No one can draw like you

You can trust me

I am your assistant, so, not the brush

If it's not spray paint...

wait, they said. . .

if it's not spray paint. . .

- Then would it be your. . . - It's okay. . .

Ok...

I am not leaving, ok, I am not leaving

Are you serious?

I am not leaving, ok?

Sorry

Thank you. . .

I thank you for my company

Alright, we shouldn't waste any time

I'll tell them you are not leaving

I will call you soon, just tell me what you need

Bye

Let me help you

Thanks

You are so efficient

Why do you bring them yourself?

I am your assistant

But these are really hard to find

I ran all over town to get them

Good

Next time, you have to be my assistant again

Let's talk about this later

Have a drink

Thanks

Cheers

This morning, when you were mad. . .

I was so worried that you would quit

You scared the shit out of me

Don't worry, I wouldn't ruin my reputation

I was just trying to scare them

Was it because you'd miss me?

Those paint you asked for. . .

I think it should be the right color

But you better check

It's all from your list...

Aren't you gonna take a look?

Sit down

Ok!

What?

I am trying to develop a feeling for this painting

Should I leave you with it?

No

You really believed that?

It's so easy to trick you

No, coz'I trust you

You are. . .the artist

How could there be so many artists?

Don't stereotype me though

When will you go to Barcelona?

Around end of this month

After this exhibition

I still have 2 weeks to stroll around

I can show you around

I am familiar with Hong Kong

How about we go to Barcelona together?

You can be my assistant

We can go earlier...

Then start working at the end of the month

What's with you?

Barcelona is a place worth going

Have you heard of "Sagrada Familia"?

Gaudi has his last piece of work there

I have no idea. . .

What you are talking about

You go with me then

Sorry...

It's late. . .

The paint should be what you want

If not, just call me

Bye

Flora, you are back?

Are you tired?

I bought you night snacks

Come here...

Hurry. . .

Do you know what I got you?

Don't know

Steamed dumplings

Have a seat

Just sit down. . .

I stood in a long queue...

To buy the steamed dumplings

You'd like a fork or chopsticks?

Alright

I have something to tell you

You can eat while you listen

No need to look at me, just listen

You know I have a part-time job at a restaurant...

Cleaning the teppan

My boss came to me and said. . .

You keep eating...

Watch out...it's hot

He said someone threw up in the washroom

And forced me to clean the toilet bowl

I said, no. He then threatened me that. . .

He would fire me

I said, fuck you. Then I walked away

But not for long, he called me. Hey. . .

Yummy?

He said...

Please come back and help us out

Then I said, go to hell

Was I cool?

I think...

The steamed dumplings are good

Are you still mad at me?

No

I'm gonna take a shower first

Just take your time

Tell me if you need anything

Hello?

Lies

Yeah

I'm calling to tell you that. . .

I already have a boyfriend

I am out of blue paint

(Unknown)

Hello?

Flora

What's up? Are you sick?

Let's go upstairs

Let's go

Come on

Feeling upset?

Tired from work?

Just quit if you are not happy

It's. . .

It's not as simple as you think

I can quit my job...

and hang out with you everyday

But who is going to take care of my parents. . .

And my brother,

I keep having to bail him out. . .

Don't you know that?

And you are telling me to quit my job

Have you ever thought of what you really want to do?

Yes, I have plans

What plans?

Starting my own business

What kind of business?

I don't know yet

But last time you said you wanted to go to Tokyo

I am saving up now

Too bad it's hard to find part-time job now...

I'm. . .

I'm not going to Tokyo

Huh?

I will go to Barcelona next month

Barcelona?

Ok! Barcelona

I will look for more jobs

Can you promise me. . .

Huh

Stop doing part-time jobs?

Huh

No more part-time jobs...

Try to find a real job, ok?

Ok, I will

5, 4, 3, 2...Action

Flora, I have decided to go to Barcelona with you

How's that?

Are you serious?

The girls there are very "dry"

What girls? I already have Flora

And...listen to this

I know why I had no success in Hong Kong

Cos' there's no room for me

So I have to get out of Hong Kong, get out of Asia...

And go to Barcelona with Flora

You've never seen me so ambitious, right?

You too

You want to be a director. . .

You have to work hard

Also, sometimes you have to sacrifice...

So as to fulfill your dream. . .

Your dream

Take this to the pawnbroker for me

It's your "second love", are you sure?

I've got my 'first love'

There is something I want to say

I...

I actually. . .

What is this?

Well...

I'll miss you

Me too. . .

Come on, stop that

Take this to the pawnbroker

Barcelona

Hey

What?

I will miss you

Me too

To fulfil our dreams, we must sacrifice

Dream!

Barcelona

Listen up

We don't have everything at home, right?

But what have we got the most?

We got many bank notes

Stick the bank notes to this side, very simple

Turn it over, so simple

Put more notes into this side, turn it over. . .

I'm sure Barcelona will win this time

Old man, you like Barcelona too?

Of course

I will go to Barcelona very soon

I'll take my girlfriend to watch the soccer match

Joe, it's time to work

I gotta work, bye

I'm back

Hey

Hey, your phone

Your phone

Hey

(Barcelona)

Hello? Flora?

She's busy now, who is it?

I am Lies

Please tell her to call me back

Ok

Wow, you are so dressed up

Where are you going?

Going to work

You need to dress up like this for work?

I have a party to go to

You didn't mention that

"Barcelona" called you just now

You were checking on my phone?

I just answered the call for you

Why did you do that?

I just answered the call for you

What's the big deal?

I'm not making it a big deal

You shouldn't be checking on my phone

Welcome

You are so beautiful tonight, Flora

The exhibition has already started

Started already?

See you in a bit

Hello

Ladies and gentlemen, the graffitti Artist LIES!

Cheers!

Lies, may I have a photo?

Thank you

Great work, congradulations

Thank you

What is your vision for the painting

It looks even better after drinking

Thank you very much

Can you help me entertain them

- Huh? - I'm going out for a smoke

Wait, what should I say?

- Just make something up - Really?

- That's what I did - Are you sure?

My assistant will explain more

Excuse me

Hello. I am Flora

Hi Flora

I introduce the painting

Because I understand it very well. Ok?

The painting is deep, because it has heart

And actually you see three heads

But no, one head

Why?

Because girl has very. . . many thoughts, many thinking

Complicated, so become three heads

But actually you look with heart. . .

only one head

Yeah!

Hey, hey...

Cheers!

Congratulations

Thanks

What?

We will be going to Barcelona in a couple days

Didn't you say we'd go end of this month?

The schedule has been changed

We have to go there earlier

But I am not ready yet

Why not?

I bought your ticket already

No need to worry about anything

When did you get this?

This morning

- This morning... - Yes

I still haven't told my family

I can tell them for you

Lies...

I haven't told my boyfriend yet

Ok, I will go there first and wait for you

Ok

See you at Sagrada Familia

Ok

Don't worry

You came just to look for me?

Why didn't you take my call?

I was busy just now, I couldn't take your call

Who's that guy?

Who?

The one you were flirting with just now

Don't lie to me

He's just a colleague

Don't get the wrong idea

So intimate with a colleague?

Are you going to Barcelona with him?

Did you sleep with him?

Don't lie to me, ok?

Do you know what you're talking about?

Flora, what's going on?

You shut up! I am talking to my girlfriend

Did you sleep with him?

Flora, are you ok?

I am ok. I am ok...

Joe!

Stop it

Joe. . .

Joe, are you alright?

Go away. . .

Are you okay?

Fuck you!

Joe. . .

You feel better now?

I am still here

Sorry

You have nothing to say to me except sorry?

You are like a stranger to me now

What did I do wrong?

What did he do right?

He's got nothing to do with this

His...entering at this time. . .

Has nothing to do with our relationship

It's really our problem

Nothing to do with him?

How can it be just our problem?

If it's not for him, I wouldn't be here

I have been trying very hard. . .

You said I've got no career...

I found many many jobs,

why must you do this to me?

Why do you have to leave me?

Sorry

I think we should take a break

Sorry

(Babe, I've been thinking of you all day. Kiss and hug)

(Miss you soooooo much. . .)

Hey...

Have a bite of chocolate to get energized

- Hey! - 1 , 2...

3!

Where's the rope?

Didn't move at all, once again

1 , 2. . .

3!

Where's the rope?

You go to the front

1 , 2, 3, jump. That means jump on 4

You don't need to jump before that

3 and jump 4

Are you ok?. . .

He is always filming me, my turn to disturb him now

Wow! Hey. . .

- Look what you did, it's all over my hand - Look...

The way he pee is so weird

Super weird

Stop filming

Why it took so long? Hey. . .

Hey...

You did't wash your hands!

I've told you so many times to wash your hands

Be good

(I'll be going to Barcelona on a 1 0pm flight. Take care!)

Taxi! . . .

Flora!

I came to say goodbye

It's broken

So I guess you've decided to go to Barcelona?

When you're there. . .

Don't take too many sleeping pills even if you can't sleep

It's bad for your health

Make sure you charge up your phone

I get very worried everytime when I can't reach you

I know

I almost broke the camera just now

This camera belongs to us

Keep it for me

Thanks

Are you angry with me?

No

I know it's my fault, I'm sorry

It's ok

Sorry!

I don't want you to leave

Sorry...

Do you know. . .

How am I different today?

What?

How am I different today?

Dunno, what is it?

Nothing is different. I still love you as much as before

Keep the diary for us

Thanks for coming

Take care

Ok

I'm going to board, ok?

Take care of yourself, ok?

Ok...

Amazing! Amazing!

Joe, what do you think about the film?

I don't know what to say

Will it really be released?

Well. . .if you agree and sign the agreement

we will handle the rest of it

I really think people are goin to love this film

Thanks

Amazing!

Did you see their reactions?

You punk. . .you look so handsome on camera

You betrayed me!

Bastard! You had cameras on me!

I'm Joe Chan, I'm here to return the camera

Ok

Where's your disc?

I didn't film anything

Please return it to the director, thanks

It's for you

What's this?

Discs? You're my buddy!

No...

Maria Ozawa, her AV discs

Not AV, it's the discs of Flora and me

You and Flora having sex?

Whatever, just hold on to them for me

The discs for Barbara?

I don't want Flora to find out. . .

Ok, I'll keep this for you

Director, this gentleman. . .

Hello, everybody...

My name is Sunny

Barbara, it's nice to see you again

Yo! Lawrence. . .nice meeting you

I am Sunny Deep, what's up?

Barbara, you remember me?

We met in IFVA, you were one of the judges

I made a stunning short film about an apple

Too bad that some judges didn't appreciate it

But it's ok

First, I'd like to share with you my vision about filming

Excuse me...

We are going to start production soon...

You can see we are having a meeting

- Sorry... - You will like it

Something for me? A script?

No. . .it's a disc. It's a sure win

Ok, after I watch it. . .

I'll ask my assistant to contact you

No, let me watch it with you

I can explain how I handled the shots

- It's ok - Any DVD player here?

You bastard! Stop filming!

Oh shit...

Joe. . .

Are they okay?

Why are you here?

We are buddies...

Buddy your ass! You set hidden cameras on me!

Promise not to hit me. . .

Don't bargain with me!

Promise not to hit me!

OK, I won't, come over here

Peace! OK!

Come on!

Did you set up the camera in the washroom?

Did you film us making out?

You remember you told me that. . .

You bastard!

Go to hell! Damn it!

Amazing!

No, don't turn me down. . .

Vacation package for two at the Venetian?

It's a lucky draw prize

You know I don't have a girlfriend

So, I'll give it to my bro

Are you ok?

Attention crew

Joe and Flora are on their way

Stand by for action, ok

Here they come

Hung, is the camera rolling?

Yes

Follow the bus until we must lose it

Someone fell into the water!

It's dangerous here

Let's go back

Are you in a hurry? Hop in

Lawrence...

Barbara...

I'm already trying my best

I can only get shots of the tail light

With no sound

Ok, please be quiet

Look, the camera work. . .

We are thinking of a solution, can you just be quiet

Tell the crew to take his tires out. Take two out. . .

Then, get a tow truck and set a camera on the truck

Come on, we don't have much time...

Stan, how is it going?

Fatty. . .go

Got it!

Yo, need a tow-truck?

When will you go to Barcelona?

Around end of this month

What the. . .

Give it to me. . .

Are you out of your mind? You're calling Joe?

I quit! I quit...

This is an expensive table

I saw his girlfriend making out with another guy

And I...

Just couldn't tell him, do you understand?

- I felt so guilty. . . - Calm down...

- Can you just listen to me? - Go ahead

Well...

Let me ask you. . .

The short film you made. . .

what apple...

"Why apple is called apple"

Exactly! That film reflects you

You don't follow through

At end of the film, the apple is rotten

You didn't get a new apple, you had an orange instead

Brother, don't challenge me...

Would you just stop the filming?

Just fucking stop it!

It's all fucked up

I can't sleep at night, don't you understand?

I felt so guilty. . .so awful

You think we can sleep?

Could you? You. . .

Hello?

Hey Gus, how much money did we spend?

I think we actually spent a couple of hundred thousand dollars

See you there

Let's talk about this some other time

We're not done yet

I'll be back, Brother

I'll be back

Why do you want to meet up so suddenly?

Can you do me a favor?

Flora, I've decided to go to Barcelona with you

You have to think about your future too

You want to be a director?

You have to work hard

You have to grab the chance

If you don't grab the chance, it'll be gone

(Barcelona)

Hello?

Sorry, you can't go in without an invitation

- Hello - What?

Can I take a look at the camera?

Ok

Thanks

Can you tell me how to. . .

- Here - ...zoom?

Thanks

I'm ok. . .

Joe!

Shit

Actually, there's one last scene

That the director didn't get

After going to the airport

I've gone to one more place...

(Welcome to Break Up Club, Joe)

(You must be desperate to get your girlfriend back)

(So, are you willing to split up another couple?)

(So, who is the lucky couple?)

(Male's name Female's name)

(Female's name)

You have to come towards me as I push forward

Look

Don't look

Look

Don't look

It'll be just like this...

How do you say this?

fa, mi, famili...

Do you know this word. . .

Faithful

Which means loyal

Sorry, he's not a dog

It means you will only love me

If...

If you are no longer faithfully. . .

That's if you fail me. . .

What does it mean?

Screwed up

Right

If you fail me, and mess around with other girls

You would...

DIE

Yeah!

Big kiss

(Female's name)

How many times have I told you, this is my face towel

But you keep using it as tablecloth...

Making it so dirty

Hold it there! . . .

Look at you...

Look how ugly you are

I'm ugly?

Don't marry me then

I never said. . .

I wanted to marry you

What?

When did I say I want to marry you?

You have to marry me!

How could you force me to marry you?

You can't marry someone else

Are you listening to me?

You have to marry me!

You have to!

Be gentle...

You must only marry me

Say it

Say what?

Marry who?

Marry you

Who am I?

You are Flora. . .

In your own will?

Yes. . .

Say that to the camera

I do want to marry Flora. . . Help!

Good boy. Now close your mouth

No sausage bun, is ham and egg ok?

It's ok. Let's go

OK

Let's go for a trip

To where?

Thailand

$999

That's cheap, any extra charges?

Subtitle by Aldi Arman