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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in nasty situations.'
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SONG: I Have A Dream by Abba
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♪ I have a dream
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♪ A song to sing
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♪ To help me cope with anything
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♪ And my destination
makes it worthwhile
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♪ Pushing through the darkness
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♪ Still another mile
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ Something good in everything I see
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ When I know the time
is right for me
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♪ I'll cross the stream
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♪ I have a dream
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♪ I have a dream... ♪
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'Let's play Botherguts!'
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'Hey, come on!
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'Three, two, one!
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'Go! Whoo-hoo!
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'Chuck her a bun!
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'Not hungry?! That's a first, hey?!
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'Come on!
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'That'd hurt!
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Brilliant!
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Ah, fucking brilliant, that!
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Um, that one does that sometimes.
Hang on.
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There's a little knob
in here somewhere.
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Almost the only real thing in there,
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and even that's grown
in a Petri dish.
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Thank you.
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'Hmm. Oh, ah.
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'Hmm. Licking my pussy.'
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut!
Cheers for the reflection!
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One minute I'm in slitsville,
the next there's a haunted pig
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gawping at me. They may as well
have cut to a war crime!
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Oi!
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You missed a bit.
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Pie ape!
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You see that?
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Fucking pie ape!
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He'll be in lemon
and all before long!
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'Selma Telse.'
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♪ Destination! ♪
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'Howie Mandelbrot.'
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'Toy Soldiers'
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'Each headlines their own content on
one of your eight daylight streams.
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'But they started here, like you.
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'Putting their back into giving
back for a brighter now.
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'Each paying their dues like you,
hoping to become a hot shot.'
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♪ Pushing through the darkness.
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♪ Still another mile. ♪
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'That wasn't good...
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'..that was beyond incredible!'
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♪ I believe in angels... ♪
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'You decide the victors,
you control their fates,
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'you make the call on Hot Shots.
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ When I know the time
is right for me... ♪
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situations.
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'So let's view it.'
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.'
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'You are going to see it all.'
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'Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL.
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'Hey, what else were you planning
to do with that hand?'
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'You lick my pussy, baby.
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'Oh, I turn you on!
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'Oh!'
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'Hi, I'm Roxy, hello.
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'Hi, I'm Evie.'
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Didn't let him sign in.
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Told him to report to 22 down.
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Told ya!
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He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck!
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What do you think?
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It's a bit much.
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Yeah.
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'Best thing about my new lifestyle?
Um, where do I start?
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'I love choosing my own clothes
and I love gold.
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'I feel like it really
expresses who I really am
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'and I love looking over outside.
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'It's so beautiful sometimes, I just
wish that everyone could see it.'
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Oh, nice outfit!
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Suits you.
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'Well, honesty is ruthless
so I suppose it's just honesty...
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'ruthless honesty.'
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♪ You can blame me
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♪ Try to shame me
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♪ Still long to have you
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♪ The world may think I'm foolish
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♪ They can't see you
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♪ Like I can
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♪ Oh, but anyone
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♪ Who knows what love is
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♪ Will understand
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Drying my hands.
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Impressive.
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Have fun...
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I mean, on the...
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'Hey, regular user!
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situation.
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'Select view... '
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Dick.
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Detritus. Sorry.
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♪ Who knows what love is?
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♪ We'll understand
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♪ To do...
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♪ Any more
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♪ Who knows what love is?
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♪ We'll understand. ♪
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Come on!
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Wait. There's a knack to it.
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- You'll take your fingers off.
- Trust me.
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Smart.
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Bing Manson.
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Short for Bingham.
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Abi Carner.
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Short for Abi Carner.
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You're a new person.
I've not seen you.
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I just went 21 last week.
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I wanted to go to Airdale
My sister's there, but...
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It's full, apparently.
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Proper fruit.
It was worth the risk.
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The most natural thing in there's
probably grown in a Petri dish.
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Yeah.
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Quite good, though.
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Yeah. That's the right way round.
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When you get the cheap one,
you end up having to pedal it off.
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Then you want more sugar. Then
you're playing catch-up and I've...
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I've been there.
It's a vicious circle.
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Can't you just use that CPT app?
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What's that?
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This cognitive behavioural thing.
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It realigns your thinking
to pick healthy food.
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Whispers you into it
while you sleep.
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Yeah, I should try that, yeah.
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I liked your singing the other day.
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I was trying to sing
so no-one could hear me pee.
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I'm not Selma or anything.
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You've got a phenomenal voice.
It was the most beautiful song...
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Y... You think I'm being cheesy?
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All right, I am being cheesy.
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But it was beautiful, so, you know...
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Reality's cheesy sometimes.
Not often, admittedly, but...
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Now.
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Yeah...
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Well, thank you.
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It's just noises, though.
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Noises in the right order.
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Don't downplay... you're good.
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The song's good. It's old.
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My mum used to sing it
and she learnt it from her mum.
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A hand-me-down.
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You thought of trying out
for Hot Shot?
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Me?
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Why not?
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Singing in front of Judge Hope?
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I'd die! Seriously, I'd be halfway
to the afterlife come the chorus.
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No, you'd walk it.
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A) I wouldn't.
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And B)... I don't have
that clockage.
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It's, what, 12 mil just to enter?
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What kind of bike time is that?
Six months?
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- Yeah, but...
- I'm hand to mouth.
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I know people save and stuff
to get onto that stage
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and then there's what Selma did.
But, you know what?
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- I'd rather not give myself...
- Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.
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The full 12, I'll gift it.
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Don't be ridiculous!
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Seriously, I've got it spare.
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You've got 12 mil spare?
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My brother left it me.
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Own a channel, does he?
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No, he...
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He died.
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He... He died last year,
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so it got transferred to me.
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Just over six months' worth,
but I've kept it.
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Why don't you spend it on you, then?
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And buy what? Some new shoes
for my doppel to wear?
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I don't know, upgrade your MOS...
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Or get a Fat Attack season pass?
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Buy one of those wall buddies.
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The new ones that talk to you after
shutting and solve your problems.
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They guide your dreams, like gurus.
It's amazing, really, what they can do.
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A mirror plug-in? That shows me how I
look as a werewolf? What's the point?
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- I know it can be quite funny.
- It's all just stuff. It's...
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It's stuff, it's confetti, it's...
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You've got something real.
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What better to spend it on?
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You heard me singing in a toilet.
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Is that real?
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More than anything that's
happened all year.
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I can't take that kind of clockage
off someone.
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It's 12 mils, no way.
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Let me do this.
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I... I look around here, I just...
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I just want something real to happen.
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Just once.
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I'd mess up.
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You wouldn't. I don't care anyway.
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I'll go with you.
I'll be able to force you.
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I'll force you to go.
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It's tomorrow.
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Come on!
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Say yes.
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I'll go as far as to say, "OK."
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Which proves acceptable.
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Thank God for that.
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Walking away now.
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You loon!
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I can live with it!
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I'd love to fucking ruin that
and all.
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What?
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15?
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A flippin' joke...
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'New from Wraith Babes.
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'The hottest girls
in the nastiest situations.'
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Oh, yeah! Ooh!
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Can't believe I'm doing this.
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I am doing this.
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I can't be doing this.
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Can you trade it back?
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The ticket?
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Don't be mad.
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It's a lot of pressure
to put someone under, you know.
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Don't think I'm not grateful.
But it's, it's just...
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You're babbling.
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I'm babbling.
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I made you this.
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You never get to keep them more
than a day, but there it is, anyway.
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It folds flat.
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So you can keep them
in your waistband.
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Thank you.
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It's, you know...
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something.
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Face the screen, please.
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Is he your Friends And Family
allocation?
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Hand, please.
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Oh!!
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That's not permanent, is it?
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Oh, no. Two months max.
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Round to the right,
and through the scanner.
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Where do we go now?
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You wait here.
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How long?
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So, what do we do?
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I don't know.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Fuck off.
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Her with the dark hair?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one.
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Yup. OK. Move.
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They want to preview you.
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- What?
- Preview. Come on.
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- He's with me.
- Hand?
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Show me your hand.
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OK. You, too.
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That's not fair.
She's new. That's not fair.
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I don't pick the order.
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I've waited here all week,
and she's just walked in.
266
00:29:01,347 --> 00:29:05,162
Everyone will get seen eventually.
I don't pick the order.
267
00:29:05,170 --> 00:29:06,646
But I'm a good singer.
268
00:29:06,654 --> 00:29:09,270
I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am.
269
00:29:09,271 --> 00:29:11,620
- Stand aside.
- It's not fair!
270
00:29:12,690 --> 00:29:13,995
It's not fair!
271
00:29:19,808 --> 00:29:22,084
- Next lot.
- Stand there.
272
00:29:26,706 --> 00:29:29,224
Would you like to be as big as Salma
one day?
273
00:29:29,589 --> 00:29:32,453
Erm...
Yeah, I mean...
274
00:29:32,478 --> 00:29:33,719
Could you say that
275
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,317
as a self-contained sentence
into that screen?
276
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,359
I guess I'd like to be
as big as Salma one day.
277
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,319
OK. Proceed to stage area.
278
00:29:44,144 --> 00:29:45,450
Are we done?
279
00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:50,525
- Both performing?
- Just her.
280
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:53,159
- Okay... and what are you?
- Singer.
281
00:29:53,493 --> 00:29:55,311
- Compliance?
- No, thanks.
282
00:29:55,436 --> 00:29:58,536
A-ha. Yes, thanks!
It's compulsory for all contestants.
283
00:29:58,549 --> 00:30:01,078
More to the point,
it'll stop you puking with nerves.
284
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,328
- She's got to perform.
- Well, mmm!
285
00:30:03,751 --> 00:30:05,749
Look, just sip it, you'll be fine.
286
00:30:10,363 --> 00:30:12,357
Just a touch of light foam.
It'll pass.
287
00:30:12,482 --> 00:30:13,906
Make the most of it.
288
00:30:14,031 --> 00:30:15,877
You can't get this stuff
anywhere else.
289
00:30:16,324 --> 00:30:17,879
You OK?
Yeah.
290
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,189
You OK?
291
00:30:21,962 --> 00:30:23,277
Yeah. Just, erm...
292
00:30:24,392 --> 00:30:28,399
I don't know. Things are just
wider apart. I'm fine.
293
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:31,765
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
294
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,086
Right. You're on.
295
00:30:51,846 --> 00:30:53,413
A little closer, please.
296
00:30:58,146 --> 00:30:59,477
Little closer.
297
00:31:02,688 --> 00:31:04,280
Into the light, love.
298
00:31:12,644 --> 00:31:15,852
- And who're we looking at here?
- Abi Khan.
299
00:31:16,486 --> 00:31:18,861
What are you going
to do for us today, Abi?
300
00:31:19,446 --> 00:31:20,839
I'm going to sing.
301
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,299
You speak up, love.
302
00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:23,770
We don't bite.
303
00:31:25,386 --> 00:31:26,692
I'm going to sing.
304
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,719
Hey, would you mind
lifting up your top for me?
305
00:31:32,272 --> 00:31:33,976
Can you take off your top?
306
00:31:33,991 --> 00:31:35,981
I want to check out those titties.
307
00:31:36,106 --> 00:31:37,162
Woo-hoo-hoo!
308
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:38,471
Oh!
309
00:31:39,528 --> 00:31:41,231
Come on. Mucho feranto.
310
00:31:42,629 --> 00:31:44,258
Ah! No titties?
311
00:31:45,064 --> 00:31:47,203
She says she's here to sing.
312
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,159
I got to see
those titties, though.
313
00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:51,679
Come on, girl.
314
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,026
I mean, damn!
315
00:31:53,051 --> 00:31:54,399
Heh-heh-heh.
316
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,079
You hot.
317
00:31:56,556 --> 00:31:59,018
Please, just sing for us.
318
00:32:05,306 --> 00:32:06,611
♪ Anyone
319
00:32:09,366 --> 00:32:10,697
♪ Anyone
320
00:32:12,413 --> 00:32:14,925
♪ You can blame me
321
00:32:16,924 --> 00:32:19,439
♪ Try to shame me
322
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,439
♪ And still I'll care for you
323
00:32:28,443 --> 00:32:30,830
♪ You can run around
324
00:32:32,430 --> 00:32:34,718
♪ Even put me down
325
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,536
♪ Still I'll be there for you
326
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:50,090
♪ The world may think I'm foolish
327
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,013
♪ They can't see you
328
00:32:54,811 --> 00:32:57,155
♪ Like I can
329
00:32:57,830 --> 00:33:01,279
♪ Oh, but anyone
330
00:33:02,632 --> 00:33:05,144
♪ Who knows what love is
331
00:33:07,090 --> 00:33:11,106
♪ Will understand
332
00:33:15,182 --> 00:33:16,487
♪ Anyone
333
00:33:18,738 --> 00:33:20,740
♪ Anyone
334
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,398
♪ I just feel so sorry
335
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:33,357
♪ For the ones who pity me
336
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,799
♪ Anyone
337
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,519
♪ Cos they just don't know
338
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,559
♪ Anyone
339
00:33:43,684 --> 00:33:49,296
♪ Oh, they don't know
What happiness and love can be
340
00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:00,695
♪ I know
I know to ever let you go
341
00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:06,955
♪ Oh, is more than I could ever stand
342
00:34:07,593 --> 00:34:11,079
♪ Oh, but anyone
343
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,070
♪ Who knows what love is
344
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,517
♪ Will understand... ♪
345
00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:24,251
OK. I'm going to stop you there.
346
00:34:25,842 --> 00:34:27,058
That was...
347
00:34:28,143 --> 00:34:29,368
without a doubt...
348
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,839
probably the best piece of singing
we've had this season.
349
00:34:36,066 --> 00:34:38,018
Yes! Well done!
350
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,549
Fair play.
351
00:34:47,844 --> 00:34:49,399
But I have to say...
352
00:34:51,536 --> 00:34:53,389
No. No, no, no.
I have to say,
353
00:34:54,247 --> 00:34:55,555
actually,
354
00:34:55,569 --> 00:34:57,210
I'm with Rafe on this one.
355
00:34:58,777 --> 00:35:01,319
Good though your voice is...
and it is good.
356
00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:04,519
It's not the most magical sound
in the world.
357
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,085
It's just... good.
358
00:35:07,336 --> 00:35:10,134
I don't think anyone's
really hearing it.
359
00:35:10,259 --> 00:35:12,758
Certainly not the guys
in the audience.
360
00:35:13,043 --> 00:35:16,239
These looks you got going on
kind of get in the way.
361
00:35:16,736 --> 00:35:19,012
Men will want you.
Women will hate you.
362
00:35:19,321 --> 00:35:21,117
All the time you're on stage.
363
00:35:22,442 --> 00:35:24,195
Couldn't help picturing you.
364
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,639
In an erotic scenario.
365
00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:30,367
Getting pretty turned on,
if I'm honest.
366
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,555
Right.
367
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,364
You've got this pure beauty
368
00:35:38,023 --> 00:35:40,150
What seems to be
a knockout figure.
369
00:35:40,846 --> 00:35:43,799
And this sort of interesting
innocence going on.
370
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:46,259
That's something I think
Rafe's erotica channels
371
00:35:46,268 --> 00:35:47,919
could really play with.
372
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,439
Absolutely. That's what I thought
373
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,839
the moment I saw you.
374
00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:53,319
The moment.
375
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:57,199
I'd watch. I don't know a man here
who wouldn't.
376
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,675
To be honest,
some of us girls might join you.
377
00:36:03,615 --> 00:36:04,946
Get off me!
378
00:36:05,071 --> 00:36:06,388
Don't! Abi!
379
00:36:07,523 --> 00:36:09,750
No! Abi! Abi!
380
00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:11,879
I don't think that's quite...
381
00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:18,757
You will never have to pedal again.
Not one minute.
382
00:36:19,731 --> 00:36:21,945
We could really work with you.
383
00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:25,215
Last year we had
singers, singers, singers.
384
00:36:25,576 --> 00:36:26,778
So many singers.
385
00:36:26,803 --> 00:36:29,637
So, to be a singer you have to be
truly exceptional
386
00:36:30,123 --> 00:36:33,839
There's just no slots left
for an above average singer.
387
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,559
Not for the next few years,
at least. Charity?
388
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,442
No. Saturation point, singer-wise.
389
00:36:40,414 --> 00:36:42,615
Listen. We said,
right from the start.
390
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,315
We'll go with something
different this season.
391
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,355
That's why he's on the panel!
392
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:51,384
She would be a star on our stream.
393
00:36:51,929 --> 00:36:53,239
A star.
394
00:36:53,891 --> 00:36:55,196
On his...
395
00:36:56,634 --> 00:36:58,279
You're furniture, at best.
396
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,142
Forget about all the shame,
and all that ppht-ppht-tew.
397
00:37:01,938 --> 00:37:03,599
We medicate against that.
398
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,920
You will have pleasure forever.
399
00:37:06,218 --> 00:37:08,507
Realistically, sweetheart,
it is that,
400
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,146
or the bike.
401
00:37:13,596 --> 00:37:14,934
I, I don't think...
402
00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:16,962
This is starting to annoy me.
403
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:20,511
Who do you think is powering
that spotlight?
404
00:37:26,449 --> 00:37:28,401
Millions of people. That's who.
405
00:37:28,886 --> 00:37:31,063
All of them, out there, right now.
406
00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:34,243
Putting in an honest day
on the bike,
407
00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:36,730
while you stand in the light
they're generating
408
00:37:36,747 --> 00:37:37,913
and dither.
409
00:37:38,271 --> 00:37:39,576
You know what?
410
00:37:39,701 --> 00:37:43,707
They would give anything.
Do anything to be where you are now.
411
00:37:44,379 --> 00:37:45,684
Am I right?!
412
00:37:48,912 --> 00:37:52,170
You want to cock a snook at all
that, as though it's nothing.
413
00:37:53,962 --> 00:37:55,653
As though they're nothing.
414
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,060
And that makes me sick.
415
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,683
But, you know what?
416
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,911
Maybe you do belong on the bike.
417
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,107
Because you don't seem to be
very willing to step off it.
418
00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,235
I do want to.
419
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,578
We have a decision?
420
00:38:12,703 --> 00:38:17,679
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
421
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,079
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
422
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,079
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
423
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,759
I suppose.
424
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,559
Woo-hoo-hoo! Go on!
425
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,865
Well done!
426
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,164
Best thing about my new lifestyle...
427
00:40:13,532 --> 00:40:15,235
I get to meet lots of hot guys.
428
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,576
Wraith treats me well.
429
00:40:21,368 --> 00:40:24,119
Oh, for Christ's sake!
430
00:40:24,871 --> 00:40:26,438
I pay for this!
431
00:40:26,823 --> 00:40:29,956
I... pay... for... this!
432
00:40:30,292 --> 00:40:33,786
I pump my arse off, and you...
Fuck you!
433
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,639
Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits.
434
00:40:37,991 --> 00:40:40,841
Find your horizon
and fuck off over it!
435
00:40:44,303 --> 00:40:45,658
'It's a dream.
436
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,010
'I get to live...
437
00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:49,707
'in a...
438
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,524
'beautiful place.
439
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,673
'And...
440
00:40:54,692 --> 00:40:56,011
'wear lots of...
441
00:40:57,276 --> 00:40:58,582
'beautiful things.
442
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,949
'It's a dream.'
443
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,319
Insufficient funds.
444
00:41:30,565 --> 00:41:32,235
'From Wraith Babes... '
445
00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:33,561
'C'mon, girl... '
446
00:41:34,258 --> 00:41:36,707
'..a Wraith Babes reality special.'
447
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,050
I guess I'd like to be as big as
Thelma one day.
448
00:41:40,997 --> 00:41:44,690
'Millions watched her glide through
the Hot Shot curtain of dreams
449
00:41:44,715 --> 00:41:46,435
'to sing her heart out.'
450
00:41:47,073 --> 00:41:50,144
♪ Oh, but anyone... ♪
451
00:41:50,269 --> 00:41:53,319
'What happened next
shocked them all.'
452
00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:55,119
We could really work with you.
453
00:41:55,490 --> 00:41:56,846
Do we have a decision?
454
00:41:57,405 --> 00:42:00,835
'Now, watch her
stunning erotic debut... '
455
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,799
♪ PHARELL WILLIAMS: Lapdance
456
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,218
No, no, no, no, no...
457
00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,039
'So, who do we have here?'
458
00:42:09,857 --> 00:42:11,159
I'm Abby.
459
00:42:11,775 --> 00:42:13,279
'You were at Hot Shot.
460
00:42:14,235 --> 00:42:16,449
'You were real impressive.'
461
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,239
Resume viewing!
462
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,399
- No! No!
- Resume viewing!
463
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,839
Resume viewing!
464
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,159
Resume viewing!
Resume viewing!
465
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,879
Resume viewing! Resume viewing!
Resume viewing!
466
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,239
Resume viewing!
467
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,537
'Look at you.
468
00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:35,957
'All clean and shiny.'
469
00:42:38,374 --> 00:42:40,666
Portal disabled
during commercial.
470
00:42:40,697 --> 00:42:42,919
'You'll see everything.
471
00:42:43,044 --> 00:42:44,901
'You'll see it all!
472
00:42:45,425 --> 00:42:47,017
'Open your mouth.
473
00:42:47,427 --> 00:42:49,603
'Open... take it in...
474
00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:53,326
'take it in... ahh... yeah...
475
00:42:53,451 --> 00:42:55,043
Aaarrghhh!
476
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:59,479
No! No! No! No!
477
00:45:10,192 --> 00:45:13,238
'The hottest girls... '
478
00:48:50,858 --> 00:48:53,134
Could you stand aside, please?
479
00:48:56,024 --> 00:48:59,037
Come up into the back,
in front of me, please.
480
00:48:59,162 --> 00:49:00,698
Are you messin'?
481
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:08,929
A what-nic one?
482
00:49:09,716 --> 00:49:12,427
Oh, an eth-nic one! Aah!
483
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,270
On it.
484
00:49:15,848 --> 00:49:19,243
We're going to preview, all right?
Want to follow me in the back?
485
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,575
You're a prick!
486
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:26,894
Next, lot.
487
00:49:27,897 --> 00:49:29,203
Stand there!
488
00:49:32,966 --> 00:49:34,866
So what are you, a magician?
489
00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:37,076
An entertainer.
490
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:41,359
Could you say that down the screen
as a self-contained sentence?
491
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:46,599
I'm an entertainer.
492
00:49:51,563 --> 00:49:54,336
Ah, before you go on,
you need to drink a compliance.
493
00:49:54,361 --> 00:49:56,684
They give me one back there.
Really? Oh, OK.
494
00:49:56,809 --> 00:49:59,719
Well, in that case,
you are good to...
495
00:50:00,855 --> 00:50:02,173
go.
496
00:50:15,694 --> 00:50:16,995
Who are you?
497
00:50:17,243 --> 00:50:18,639
Bing Madsen.
498
00:50:19,304 --> 00:50:21,132
What are you planning to do for us?
499
00:50:21,142 --> 00:50:22,444
What the fuck?!
500
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,990
'A sort of performance.'
501
00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:26,319
A sort of performance?
502
00:50:26,389 --> 00:50:27,690
Yes.
503
00:50:27,815 --> 00:50:30,140
Mmm!
Man of mystery!
504
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,109
Hmm.
505
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,012
I suppose we'd better see it.
506
00:50:37,609 --> 00:50:38,915
OK.
507
00:51:20,323 --> 00:51:21,605
Knob'ead!
508
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,288
Fucking cock!
509
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,827
Stop or I'll do it. This is a main
artery. Keep walking, you kill me.
510
00:51:44,699 --> 00:51:48,330
No-one stops me till I've said my piece.
Then you can do what you like.
511
00:51:48,339 --> 00:51:50,109
Man, just fucking kill yourself.
512
00:51:50,114 --> 00:51:53,799
Get heavy on me, I swear to God,
I kick your ass back to life,
513
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,879
just so I could cut
your goddamn head off.
514
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,189
Go on!
515
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,679
I think we should let him speak.
516
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:10,039
Speak! Speak! Speak!
Speak! Speak!
517
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,919
Let's hear what he has to say.
518
00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:19,178
Well?
519
00:52:19,199 --> 00:52:20,557
Come on.
520
00:52:21,039 --> 00:52:23,538
Got our attention, as requested.
521
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,386
What do you want to say?
522
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,759
Have you prepared a speech,
is that it?
523
00:52:34,732 --> 00:52:36,038
Speak!
524
00:52:36,043 --> 00:52:39,594
I haven't got a speech. I didn't
plan words. I didn't even try to...
525
00:52:39,595 --> 00:52:43,149
I just knew I had to get here, to stand
here, and I wanted you to listen.
526
00:52:43,150 --> 00:52:46,136
To really listen, not just pull
a face like you're listening,
527
00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:47,811
like you do the rest of the time.
528
00:52:47,817 --> 00:52:50,440
A face that you're feeling
instead of processing.
529
00:52:50,565 --> 00:52:53,239
You pull a face, and poke it towards
the stage,
530
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:57,635
and we lah-di-dah,
we sing and dance and tumble around.
531
00:52:57,644 --> 00:53:00,198
And all you see up here,
it's not people,
532
00:53:00,210 --> 00:53:02,719
you don't see people up here,
it's all fodder.
533
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:05,184
And the faker the fodder,
the more you love it,
534
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,879
because fake fodder's the only
thing that works any more.
535
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,439
It's all that we can stomach.
Actually, not quite all.
536
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,759
Real pain, real viciousness,
that, we can take.
537
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,396
Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole.
538
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,319
We laugh ourselves feral,
because we've earned the right,
539
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,838
we've done cell time
and he's slacking, the scum,
540
00:53:19,844 --> 00:53:21,067
so ha-ha-ha at him!
541
00:53:21,082 --> 00:53:23,687
Because we're so out of our minds
with desperation,
542
00:53:23,688 --> 00:53:25,430
we don't know any better.
543
00:53:25,455 --> 00:53:27,919
All we know is fake fodder
and buying shit.
544
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,719
That's how we speak to each other,
545
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:31,968
how we express ourselves,
is buying shit.
546
00:53:31,992 --> 00:53:33,359
What, I have a dream?
547
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:37,665
The peak of our dreams is a new app
for our Dopple, it doesn't exist!
548
00:53:37,689 --> 00:53:39,079
It's not even there!
549
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,839
We buy shit that's not even there.
550
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,039
Show us something real and free
and beautiful. You couldn't.
551
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,519
Yeah? It'd break us.
552
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,119
We're too numb for it.
553
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,599
I might as well choke.
554
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,639
It's only so much wonder
we can bear.
555
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,324
When you find any wonder whatsoever,
you dole it out in meagre portions.
556
00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:56,667
Only then until it's
augmented, packaged, and
557
00:53:56,679 --> 00:53:59,195
pumped through 10,000
preassigned filters
558
00:53:59,202 --> 00:54:02,239
till it's nothing more than
a meaningless series of lights,
559
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:05,639
while we ride day in day out,
going where?
560
00:54:06,523 --> 00:54:07,841
Powering what?
561
00:54:08,381 --> 00:54:11,626
All tiny cells and tiny screens
and bigger cells
562
00:54:11,634 --> 00:54:13,404
and bigger screens and fuck you!
563
00:54:13,607 --> 00:54:16,713
Fuck you,
that's what it boils down to.
564
00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:20,959
Fuck you for sitting there
and slowly making things worse.
565
00:54:21,084 --> 00:54:24,519
Fuck you and your spotlight
and your sanctimonious faces.
566
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,799
Fuck you all for thinking
the one thing
567
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,039
I came close to never meant
anything.
568
00:54:29,752 --> 00:54:33,972
For oozing around it and crushing it
into a bone, into a joke.
569
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:37,439
One more ugly joke
in a kingdom of millions.
570
00:54:37,954 --> 00:54:39,887
Fuck you for happening.
571
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:44,355
Fuck you for me, for us,
for everyone.
572
00:54:44,373 --> 00:54:45,679
Fuck you!
573
00:55:07,675 --> 00:55:10,224
That was, without a doubt,
574
00:55:12,057 --> 00:55:15,912
the most heartfelt thing
I've seen on this stage
575
00:55:16,445 --> 00:55:18,186
since Hotshot began!
576
00:55:23,671 --> 00:55:24,978
Brilliant!
577
00:55:25,403 --> 00:55:26,624
You...
578
00:55:27,323 --> 00:55:30,359
you're so articulating
something we all,
579
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,035
and I mean everyone in this hall,
580
00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,479
something we all agree on.
581
00:55:35,954 --> 00:55:38,679
Even though we may not comprehend
all of it.
582
00:55:39,165 --> 00:55:42,162
I think I'm right in saying
we do feel it.
583
00:55:43,530 --> 00:55:44,835
Even me.
584
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,475
I know you've got me down
as this creature.
585
00:55:47,997 --> 00:55:49,850
You know, hey...
586
00:55:51,377 --> 00:55:53,554
I get where you're coming from.
587
00:55:53,857 --> 00:55:56,108
- I like your stuff.
- It's not stuff.
588
00:55:56,133 --> 00:55:58,117
It's truth. Am I right?
589
00:56:00,179 --> 00:56:03,719
Your truth, admittedly,
but truth nonetheless.
590
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,750
And you're right.
591
00:56:06,046 --> 00:56:09,577
Authenticity is in woefully
short supply.
592
00:56:11,821 --> 00:56:13,877
I'd like to hear you talk again.
593
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,590
How so?
594
00:56:19,169 --> 00:56:21,656
The slot on one of my streams
595
00:56:22,638 --> 00:56:25,051
where you can talk just like that.
596
00:56:28,461 --> 00:56:31,409
I'd watch it.
It was such great passion.
597
00:56:33,859 --> 00:56:37,180
He's a'right.
You're a little hot there, bud.
598
00:56:37,941 --> 00:56:40,242
That throat cutting thing?
Neat gimmick.
599
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:41,958
What do you say?
600
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,759
30 minutes twice a week?
601
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:51,660
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
602
00:56:52,568 --> 00:56:57,107
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
603
00:56:57,990 --> 00:57:02,239
Do it, do it, do it!
604
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:03,919
Do it, do it, do it!
605
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,639
Go on, you bastard.
606
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:09,639
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
607
00:57:11,013 --> 00:57:12,468
Beats the bike.
608
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,333
Certainly does.
609
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:34,399
'We have with us Oliver.
Oliver ate and ate
610
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:38,399
'till he hit 17 stone and he's here
today to try and beat us
611
00:57:38,716 --> 00:57:41,359
'on Botherguts!
612
00:57:42,607 --> 00:57:43,975
'Keep going.'
613
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:49,555
♪ They wept awhile
614
00:57:50,404 --> 00:57:53,679
♪ Putting through the darkness... ♪
615
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:59,155
OK, I'm going to stop you there.
That was achingly terrible.
616
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:03,279
You have the magnetism of a towel. I
don't ever want to look at you again.
617
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,879
I have to agree.
I'm so sorry, love.
618
00:58:07,144 --> 00:58:10,427
You came across as fundamentally
unlikeable
619
00:58:10,452 --> 00:58:12,919
and really quite worthless.
620
00:58:13,942 --> 00:58:17,475
You could fill that pussy with honey
and I still wouldn't fuck it.
621
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,746
I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah.
622
00:58:20,871 --> 00:58:22,639
Cos this is my destiny
623
00:58:22,867 --> 00:58:24,794
and I can sing, fu...!
624
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,081
'Like that, don't you, Harry?
625
00:58:30,922 --> 00:58:32,239
'Ah-huh.
626
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,599
'Say it.
627
00:58:34,213 --> 00:58:35,518
'Yeah.
628
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,999
'15,000 new wardrobe options
629
00:58:41,086 --> 00:58:42,723
'launched last week alone.
630
00:58:43,612 --> 00:58:47,599
'It effectively translates as
15,000 new ways to kill time
631
00:58:47,724 --> 00:58:50,279
'in your cell before you explore
an afterlife
632
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,024
'which doesn't exist anyway.
633
00:58:52,385 --> 00:58:55,864
'With any luck, it'll take your mind
off those saddle sores, eh?
634
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:01,079
'You know the only thing stopping me
from slashing myself open right now?
635
00:59:03,189 --> 00:59:05,104
'I might not die right away.
636
00:59:05,116 --> 00:59:07,294
'And before I went,
they'd find a way
637
00:59:07,302 --> 00:59:09,479
'to charge my twitching
half-dead cadaver,
638
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,437
'20,000 merits for swabbing
the walls clean.'
639
00:59:12,438 --> 00:59:13,748
- Yeah.
- Anyway,
640
00:59:14,956 --> 00:59:16,398
'hang on in there
641
00:59:16,710 --> 00:59:18,011
if you must.
642
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,399
'We're all in this together
they say.
643
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,711
'Yeah, right.
644
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,488
'Farewell for ever.
645
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,906
'Till the same time next week.'
646
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:41,553
Stream off-line.
647
01:00:16,660 --> 01:00:17,965
♪ Anyone
648
01:00:20,395 --> 01:00:21,787
♪ Anyone
649
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,433
♪ Anyone
650
01:00:28,206 --> 01:00:29,524
♪ Anyone
651
01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:34,089
♪ You can blame me
652
01:00:35,271 --> 01:00:37,807
♪ Try to shame me
653
01:00:37,932 --> 01:00:42,439
♪ And still I'll care for you
654
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,222
♪ You can run around
655
01:00:50,926 --> 01:00:53,413
♪ Even put me down
656
01:00:53,762 --> 01:00:57,879
♪ Still I'll be there for you
657
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:08,598
♪ The world may think I'm foolish
658
01:01:08,959 --> 01:01:11,826
♪ They can't see you
659
01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:15,927
♪ Like I can
660
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:23,897
♪ Oh, but anyone who knows
what love is
661
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:30,225
♪ Will understand
662
01:01:33,838 --> 01:01:35,280
♪ Anyone
663
01:01:37,748 --> 01:01:39,277
♪ Anyone
664
01:01:39,737 --> 01:01:43,804
♪ Oh, they'll understand
665
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:46,950
♪ Anyone
666
01:01:46,963 --> 01:01:51,490
♪ If they try love
they'll understand... ♪
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