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You have entered the best business school in Europe.

It is something to be proud of.

You are the 'créme de la créme'.

This achievement comes with responsibilities.

Look carefully at your classmates.

Go on! Look at them.

Really look at them!

Three years from now,

after studying in this school,

they will have changed.

Like you. Believe me.

Ready. bid WY?

No!

Hurry, we're running late.

- Open up! - No.

- Coming in! - No!

- Come on, open up! - No!

We goth go!

Ready to bang new girls?

Or do the weather on Al Jazeera?

Get dressed, girls await.

- Playing an oil sheik's son again? - No.

They're first-years. Amped, shit-faced and clueless that we're nobodies.

- No lies needed. - Did you wash your hands?

Good evening.

Dan Azoulay.

- Jaffar Zaoui. - Sorry?

Jaffar Zaoui.

Jaffar... OK, go ahead.

- Have fun. - Thanks.

Good evening.

Thanks.

SMART ASS

Champagne, please!

Thanks!

First year'?

Second.

Cool.

I'm Tunisian!

Really?

The Revolution?

The Revolution, you said it.

Crazy time.

And how was it? Did you demonstrate?

I sure did.

I can tell you all about it outside.

Where were you?

Doing entrance prep in Paris. But my uncle helped out.

Yeah? How?

They looted his villa in Hammamet. That must have helped them!

But we're fine, 'Hamdullah'. My dad has a slash in Switzerland.

You're really sweating.

- What? - I said, you're sweating.

It's hot!

Aren't you hot?

Have a nioe evening.

OK. She's a good candidate.

What makes you think so?

She's alone. No friends.

She's a DA for sure.

First year'?

Yeah.

- DA? - what?

Direct admission?

Did you do entrance prep or get in on grades?

On grades.

Cool.

What's your name?

Kelliah.

Hi, Kelliah. My name's Jaffar.

- Nice to meet you. - Kelliah's not Arab.

Kelliah, I can show you around campus if you want?

I'm a lesbian.

Your friend's desperate.

What?

- What's that? - Your friend's desperate.

There are plenty of girls here. And pretty ones, too.

Girls aren't the problem.

- What is, then? - Polo's.

- What? - Polo's.

- Poles? - Yeah.

See those guys in green?

That's the rugby club.

Back there, in blue, the yacht club.

Sailing WP“-

That's the SU, the Student Union.

Total stars.

They're the worst.

The right shirt gels you girls.

Just being in a club gels you laid?

No, it gels you girls.

But there's specific criteria to get in.

- Such as? - Being Parisian, for starters.

- You're not Parisian? - I am.

But not like them.

Landscomhedbyfllewinds

Thestonymoors

Sunvundlm Me lakes

Arefortheliving

A glimpse of hell

It's Connemara!

Dad: and threatening clouds

'Thatcomefinmflrenorfll

Colour the land

Thelakesandfivers

Beholdthedecor

Of Connemara!

Then, the following Spring, The grand Irish skies were clear

Maureen dove nuae Into a lake in Connemara

Sean Kelly declared, 'lam Catholic, Maureen is too'

In the granite church of Limerick, Maureen said, "Idol"

You're ugly! Gross!

That site Still exists?

Why would it shut down? It's not a passing trend.

It's the point of the lntemet: anyone anywhere

can jerk off in front of anyone.

You do it in front of people?

Nd! yd-

I don't buy your polo excuse.

What's not to buy?

There's so many girls.

That's irrelevant. It's a deregulated market.

Great, now he's in Zuckerberg mode.

Have you studied economics?

I have an MA in 'rt.

OK, we are in a market.

According to its criteria, all else aside,

our appeal is really low, so our capital is low.

No one invests in us.

Investor volume doesn't matter

if the market isn't volatile.

What market is this?

The school's. The sex market.

Is that a 3D TV?

Can you come in front of the webcam?

- Why? - I want to show you something.

Is a 3D TV expensive?

Yeah, but it paid for itself fast.

God! That's disgusting!

Bastard!

Half a chick and he's touching himself.

It's sad.

You're the first girl ever in my room.

But it doesn't count since you're a lesbian.

SOY“! -

The SU guys who get wasted nightly, how do they manage class?

We're not here for class, we're here to network.

- Which means? - Making useful friends.

- Useful for what? - For the working world.

So that explains the clubs?

Yeah.

Honestly, Dan!

Campus is full of girls...

It's the market's perverse effects. Girls follow other investors' choices.

What they're looking for is a guy the majority likes.

Securing their investment.

So demand increases, as does the price.

Like on the luxury market: price signals product quality.

So, demand increases with the price.

Some guys always fuck more and we fuck less!

Not at all even...

So, basically, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer?

No. Basically, get a girl like her

Iii I any to flirt with Jaffar and...

And what?

The next day he gels who he wants on campus.

- Why? - Upgraded market value.

That's the theory, at least.

- Britney Spears there? - Yeah.

OK, let's make her an offer.

What kind of offal?

Got 40 euros to fund research?

- What's the plan? - Watch.

Hi.

Can I help you?

We're...

students at a business school nearby. Best in Europe.

Oh yeah?

And... tonight there's a party.

Open bar, nice crowd...

It's free if you're with a student.

Would you like to...

go with a friend of ours?

He'd be happy _ to show up with a pretty glrl.

- What time? - It starts at 9:00.

Of course, you'll have to play the game.

What game?

Well...

spend some time with him.

But don't worry. He's a nice guy. Real sweet.

Heir to the throne of Morocco type.

Know what I mean? He's shy.

And not really used to dating cute girls.

It'd improve his reputation at school.

And there's 40 euros for a cab.

Being paid to party is star treatment, isn't it?

What do you say?

At your age, there are things

That a young man must know

You'd better watch out for gifls

They'll put you in a wnm...

Yo, they're bitches, bm!

Inside out, they'ne bitches, bm!

Yo, they're bitches, bm!

- Wait for me over there. - OK.

I won't be long.

Hi.

- Hows it going? - Good. You?

- And you? - Wanna dance?

- I'm with a friend. - Well, let's dance.

- No can do. - What's that?

- No can do. - Sure?

- Yeah. - I've seen you around.

- I don't think so. - I'm sure I have.

- No, I don't work here. - No?

The jackal strikes back.

You're letting him diss you?

It's the Gulf War, I don't sland a chance.

Besides, she's not my type.

So not your type!

Come on.

Let's dance. It's just you and me.

- Having fun? - We were before you showed.

See ya, Antoine.

Sol What's the story?

Excuse me?

What's the story?

No story.

Antoine Muff at blown off for him? There's a story.

There's no story.

- There's no story? - No.

Problem is, this party's private and I don't know your girlfriend.

So she has to go.

So, what's the story?

It's market manipulation.

But why?

- Why Why? - To get your friend laid?

Yup.

So why doesn't he just bang her?

That's not the point.

It is if she'll do it for 200.

No, you don't get it.

Have you asked her?

That's not the idea.

Get off our backs.

- Everything OK? - Awesome.

He's a sweetie. You were right.

Cool.

It's getting late. I'll call a cab.

Don't bother, I'll catch a train.

It's too late for a train.

That's OK. I'll take one in the morning.

Hows that?

Listentnmqmyfiiend!

Give up that girl Don't you see?

She'll drive you mad in the end

Andmakayousufierdeafly

Yes, Hmowthatyouloveher

Hratjwouwe given herjwour sou!

Yes, Hmowthatyouloveher

nfflwllhavngivenheryoursoul

How about her?

No.

- Hey there! - What's up?

Whafre you doing?

- Hi, David. - Dan.

Her! Her with the book.

Who?

Who're you talking about?

Nope.

- Which, then? - Whafre you doing?

Kelliah, who're you talking about?

- Louis says I can't do it again. - What?

Get a girl to sleep with Tahar.

Jaffar. You want to do it again?

She does. Why not? It ups his market value.

Soon he'll do Scarlett Johansson.

Her.

An espresso, please!

How much do you need?

5O to convince her now and 200 so she'll stay tonight.

And will she?

- Yup. - Go for it.

It's on the SU. I mean KPMG consulting.

One espresso, please.

One espresso, please.

Listentnmqmyfiiend!

No, min!

Give up that girl Don't you see?

She'll drive you mad in the end

Andmakayousufierdeafly

Get outta here!

Yes, Hmowthatyouloveher

Hratjwouwe given herjwour sou!

She never really loved you, my friend!

Sheisusingyou andyouseemcontent

Herwordsaretoocoldtoamend!

You must know your love is misspent

Consulting isn't just dispensing lawwledge,

it's organizing it for our clients.

To do so, the firm makes available its best associates,

from partners to junior consultants.

Our core activity is revamping processes.

What are you afraid of?

I'm not afraid, I just don't see the tum-on.

Does she turn you on?

Who?

They sent us the cute blonde.

That is our matrix.

She has dirty thumbs from kneading her BlackBerry.

Her hair's pulled back 'cause it's greasy.

I smell her eye cream.

A model known as RACI.

Ratty and Caving In. That's exactly 'rt.

She's 35.

Single, overworked. She reeks of depression.

OK, but what's it got to do with us?

She's supposed to dazzle us, man!

We're bored and it'll get worse.

Is the SU boring?

Who cares about the SU?

In the end, we'll all present powerpoinls

for housemaid wages.

Why not try something else first?

Just to see.

And 7 weeks' paid holiday, including days off.

But I always keep my BlackBerry on, just in case.

I highly recommend you apply.

Consulting is full of opportunities and an excellent springboard.

Kelliah buys. I mean, recruits. And I sell. Simple!

- What do I do? - The books, obviously.

Why the books and why obviously?

We'll figure it out. What do you say?

Hi.

Nothing?

Kelliah, you know what DA means?

- Direct admission. - No, the real meaning.

Enlighten me!

- That you'll never belong. - To what?

To this, us, the elite!

DA means that people will always look at your CV and say,

'No entrance prep!' Do you see?

This is your chance to make friends here.

To build a network. That's what counts.

Dan, don't you agree?

You'd rather indulge in mental masturbation?

Why have brains?

This market thing's your idea.

Want to write a thesis? Think that'll get you laid?

Hey, man.

You do 'rt. I can't stand him!

- Can I just say something? - What?

- You're nice. - Wonderful.

But that won't get you laid.

Some score on looks or humour, but nice isn't enough. Get it?

You have to be a douchebag like him?

No, that's not the point.

But being nice isn't enough.

Anyone can be nice.

It's like...

a market trick.

Great.

Come on, Dan, seriously. I'm sorry...

They're the winners. Don't you want to change that?

.00 the bellyhslrbb! Carrie on, some on!

So...

Are we in business?

Check it out.

Isn't that Jaffal?

Looks like it.

Your copies are running. I'll be right with you.

So, 1.70...

Perfect. Thank you! Bye-

Kinda nice here.

Are they hiring?

No idea.

But do you like it here?

It pays the rent.

- What? - Can I tell you two things?

Things you already know.

First, you're beautiful.

And the second thing?

You're worthless.

I mean, you're worthless on the job market.

That's why you're paid Peanuts-

If you refuse, they find someone who won't.

Fair game.

There's no doubt that you can sleep with a girl for free.

This is about a process.

Doyougetit?

The day you're having and the one you had yesterday,

you'll have the same day at 40.

Your whole life, you'll be a cashier, hostess, waitress...

At 25 or 40, when you'll look for work,

people will look at your CV and say, 'Other qualifications?'

Then what?

You like a girl, she leis you stew and when you get her, you're hooked.

You think it's love, marry, stop fucking,

have a kid to reconnect, screw your secretary, divorce.

And you find yourself at 40

paying spousal maintenance because at 20

you were a loose cannon?

That's your life today.

They say it's your life forever.

But none of that is true. Know why?

You're beautiful! That's your real CV.

The recruiter knows it.

Your boss, friends and clients all know 'rt.

Even you do.

We'll save you from misery.

Once you harness your hormones,

you can choose with your brain, not your...

I'm here to tell you you have a choice.

Keep pretending you're clueless

or seize your chance.

You'll have fun quid pro quo.

The terms are clear.

I'll show you a world you weren't meant to see.

The 'créme de la créme'.

What do you say?

Yeah?

What's your gig on Saturday night?

My first idea was BME.

'Bureau of Mack-re Economists'.

Gdtit?

What? It's a pun. As in "macro-economics".

And without a pun?

The Cigar Aficionados Club. Sounds prestigious, kinda.

Kinda 'poor man's trader'...

We could keep it simple. The Whore Club.

That sounds like a feminist group.

I like the cigar one.

So do I.

Martin mentioned your...

Are you the people to see about the...

The...

About the cigars?

- Yeah. - Have a seat.

Snacks it, drink it, fllOk if I

Get hazed and enjoy it!

Snacks it, drink it, fllOk if I

GethazecLgethazed...

Who's she?

A friend from Versailles.

- Hey, Louis. - Hey, man.

How's "n gain“?

How many orders tonight?

Two, I think.

She your girlfriend?

- Who? - Miss Goody two-shoes.

It's Madeleine. And not really.

What is she then?

Well, it's a bit ambiguous. We're not together but...

- Is she a fuck buddy? - No.

- More like the opposite. - Meaning?

I just mean we grew up together and we like each other.

I see. She's your betrothed?

My betrothed!

I'm not the Prince of Wales.

So what is it?

Sounds like an arranged marriage to me.

Frankly, Madeleine for betrothed is fine with me.

Since Jain! scored, he's a no-show.

It's 'fine' with you?

That's all?

- Hey, Louis! - Hey, man.

- I'm fine with it. - What's the deal?

We have four girls with no clients.

Shit! My mistake.

So what do we do with them?

We have to keep them.

You did it on purpose?

This game is pathetic.

Amanda, your turn.

What? Why her?

It was her dare.

- I played too. - Yeah, but she did a dare.

- Never played tmth or dare? - Well, no.

Even at junior high parties?

He wasn't invited.

Who told you to stop meowing?

- OK, Dan. - Me again?

Truth or dare?

Truth.

How many girls have you slept with?

God! This game is stupid!

Oh, come on!

What do you want?

Here...

Yummy, huh?

More?

I've been a cat for 2O minutes, spit it out!

Yeah, but you have no dignity.

Answer.

How many?

Two.

Not bad. Two shots to their salvation!

- This is stupid! - How so?

Every time we choose truth, we drink, which means less inhibition.

Less inhibition means more vodka! See the paradox'?

You lost me!

- More play is less game. - Thank you!

You've officially spoiled

a drinking game with four undressed girls.

L give up.

Brunettes for you, I briefed her.

Enjoy, she took convincing.

Dear partners, good night!

It's a totally pathetic game.

And I lied.

About what?

I've slept with one girl.

Let's go.

You know...

there's no obligation.

Obligation to what?

You're the one who doesn't seem sure.

No, it's just that...

No obligation, if you don't want to.

That's not what I meant.

Can I have my t-shirt? It's kinda weird.

Sorry, you're right.

I'm sorry.

Sit down.

So...

What do we do now?

Come with me.

You can crash here. Jaffafs at his girlfriend's.

- I thought maybe... - Good night.

- Red? - Never!

Orange, then.

It's royal blue or burgundy.

It's a bad idea. We'll get busted with poles.

Wait, it's my mother.

- Dan? - Mum, I'm in the car.

Are you coming for dinner?

Hello, mdaml

- Who's first? - A friend.

- Invite him. - Seriously, Mum.

I'd love to! Thank you!

Can you leave me the car...

Are you crashing my folks'?

She invited me.

What if he invites us to a hunt with hounds?

Lost you, Mum. There'll be three of us, tonight.

OK, you can come look.

- OK? - Yeah, come in.

So?

So burgundy's not bad.

Rather... sensual.

Even on you.

Andrescu, Kelly? You're poor!

You jerk!

No, don't be angry!

Kelly is short for Kelliah.

Kelly is Brandon's girl.

OK, we're done. Let's go.

Where's Dan?

- With Andrea at the cafeteria! - Shut up.

Can I help you?

You want perfume for what type of girl?

No, it's for me.

I know.

- To attract what type of girl? - What?

We have 'Dior Homme'.

For the motherly type,

who'd cuddle you after a hard day's work.

I569.

- Here. - Thank you.

Otherwise, still with Dior, we have 'Dune'.

Young executive type, who eats sushi and lives in a loft.

Successful.

But with her flaws.

Thank you.

And we have Diesel. 'Only the Brave'. Man-eater type.

Thanks.

In search of an alpha male.

Different ballgame.

So?

Which is she?

The mother, wife or daughter?

She's one of the three.

And you? Which one are you?

There you are!

I thought you were still prowling

in lingerie-.

What the fuck? Stop it!

Hi.

Let's go!

- I apologize. - That's OK.

Not a snowbalfs chancel

You can't refuse the Legion of Honour.

It's a load of bull. They give it to everyone.

Doesn't it come with certain privileges?

Originally you got an annuity.

You can't turn it down.

They offer it to everyone. Pop stars, arms dealers...

Even Tolédano got it!

- Think people will get it? - Yes, relax.

I knew you'd squat my room like a bunch of illegals.

Aren't you dressing up?

Are you the Cigar Aficionados Club?

Who told you?

It's you, isn't it? You're the campus pimps.

Why aren't I in the loop?

I want a piece of the pie, too.

You have a girlfriend.

What about my dry spell?

Actually, Jaffar...

What?

We um...

Remember the two girls in Septembel?

Without warning me?

We're sorry.

It wasn't really planned.

Like I care if I't was!

If I'd known, I'd have done nastier stuff.

What a waste! Dan, I'm not surprised.

But Kelliah, I'm disappointed.

- Kelly? - HoWd you find out?

Kelly, like the girl in '90210'?

Hey, Jaffarl

- A tweet by Lionel Banville. - What?

- A tweet about the club? - Two days' worth.

Twitter still exists?

- Did he give our names? - No, but he promised to.

The heat is on, you guys.

- What's your costume? - Louis Blane.

Don't know it.

She's République.

And you, Dan... What are you?

Charles de Gaulle - Etoile.

Oh, the star.

What happens if our names hit the Net?

Good evening and welcome to Metro Night!

Our first contestants.

Givethemabighand.!

What are you dressed up as? Oh, right!

These members belong in Pigalle!

- So? - His father is 9th.

- 9th? - Fortune in France.

What do we care?

He's flush and doesn't need a network.

- He can trash anyone? - Bingo.

Shit!

Think Kelly's really a lesbian?

VVhafre you saying?

Look. Your virgin's knocked up.

- Madeleine! - She's not knocked up.

She's Bonne Nouvelle, good news.

Depends for who.

Abortion exists.

- What's wrong? - Did you talk to Banville?

I'll get a drink.

Rue du BAG!

Bad-Ass Cops!

Excuse me?

Do you do anything else,

besides your job at the store?

Why?

Isn't that enough?

That's not what I meant.

Relax. I'm kidding.

Wanna dance?

- Don't you like dancing? - I do...

But it's not really my thing.

Are you embarrassed?

No, I'm not.

Come on.

OK then, this one's for you.

I'm toldourlivas are oflittlewortl:

Theyfadewithheste likeawithelingrose

Iamtoldbastard Time ishereandgone

Ha wears ourgnbflilra a coat

Andyetsomeonetoldme

That you still loved me

Youknovmsomeonetoldnre

That you still loved me

Could that possibly be?

I'm told fate laughs in our face

Itdeliversnone ofthepmmiseitfakes

Itissaid thatjoyisflreretobehad...

Should I get you a drink?

It's sweet of you, considering.

What do you mean?

What?

Sweet, considering what?

They said it was common.

Dan!

What are you doing?

I'm going to bed.

- What's wrong? - I'm OK. I'm just a bit tired.

- Don't you like her anymore? - No.

It was for your birthday.

SOY“! -

Was she expensive?

Yeah, kinda. She agreed to slay.

- Shouldn't we have? - Sure. Why?

I'm off to bed, I'm beat.

And no one got my star joke.

Goodnight.

Little piggy.

Good morning, Your Majesty.

Call me king of the piggies.

- Call me Mum. - What?

- Turn over. - Why?

Grunt.

- I'm a pig, huh? - Fat pig!

Get the hell out!

Saran“!

Get out, dammit!

Put us on Twitter, you go on Faoebook.

Shit!

You're in good company.

I bring a girl and you shirt.

A very charming girl.

Charming, you think?

You don't?

- That's not the issue. - So, there is one.

It's inconceivable, anyway.

Why, since you have your mother's blessing?

Thanks, Mum.

But I'm inconceivable for her.

- It's not so bad. - Look how nice this one is.

It's really good, look.

- Want me to talk to her? - Mum...

What do you mean by 'inconceivable'?

Just that. inconceivable.

Not me or any other boy.

If I were you, I wouldn't worry.

I'm gonna bite it now!

Don't act more naive than you are. You worry me.

Look at her.

You're the 3rd who's cancelled this week. What's going on?

I don't know about the others.

I have a girlfriend now.

Thanks. 9W5-We-

Stop it, Kelly, dammit!

Shit! Stop it!

Are You completely stupid?

- Shit, Jaffars TV! - I'll buy another one.

- No girls to recruit? - They recruit themselves.

- What? - I give the girls commission.

They trust their friends far more

and they don't feel guilty.

The Tupperware technique.

Why have things slowed down?

We've reached equilibrium, so we sell less.

- You mean...? - We've met the demand.

The competition's dropped its prices. Supply has exploded.

- Find new clients or we're bankrupt. - Give girls guys!

You have the mind of an 8-year-old.

Girls won't pay f0!' BUY?'-

If they did, the free supply would meet the free demand.

Everyone would fuck everyone else.

- It'd be heaven. - Or the end of civilization.

Jaffar told me about his idea. It's a bit weird, but maybe...

What? Wait!

- OK, Dan? - No.

- Whafre you doing? - I'm testing it.

It's too strong.

It'll develop your muscles.

Turn it down a bit.

- Seriously, turn it down. - I am.

Stop it.

Big tits, bisexual, BBVV - fat girls -

Arabs, Asians, coed - what's that?

OK, whafre you getting at?

You have to give 'em what they can't get elsewhere.

Make categories.

We agree that's a shit idea. What does the manual say?

It says we have to export.

But I don't know what that means for us.

I do.

- Then, what happens? - You pay us and the girls come.

- What kind of girls? - What kind do you like?

All kinds.

All kinds? You like blondes, brunettes?

All kinds.

We have all kinds.

- What if she leaves? - It happens.

Or you guys can hang out here...

But it's not as fun.

So, do we have a deal?

OK.

Bye, Guillaume. Bye, Pierre.

Shit, 12 orders!

- We're Mother Teresa! - Columbus, more like!

Are all engineering schools like that?

No, most are three times the size.

Who are vely nice?

Tneaoodavys

Who's vely mean?

Theme!" 9W5

Whogetallthetopprizes?

Tneaoodavys

Whosnoreinthebackrour?

Theme!" 9W5

Who make savings?

Tneaoodavys

Whowastntheirmoney?

Theme!" 9W5

Who sell guns?

Tneaoodavys

Who are they aimed at?

Theme!" 9W5

It's lika one long Punch and Judy show

Long live school and the regiment

Evelyone laughs, evelyone believes in it

Andyat....

Guillaumds inking us home.

Bye.

Dan, wait!

Guillaume bugs me.

Can you take me home?

Sure I can.

In you get.

- Thanks. - Don't mention it.

Would you like to go to the movies?

Or have a drink?

- Is it a date? - Yeah.

It's complicated.

Why?

If we went out, would you be OK with me doing all this?

No, but Dan.

Let yourself go or it won't work.

You have to trust me.

They say it can take a half hour to work.

Increase in blood pressure,

tachycardia or abnormal heartbeat. Shit!

I think I've got tachycardia.

I'm going to bed.

I think we need a new model.

Bring the customers to the girls, not the opposite.

How lung's it been?

We'd be less exposed.

I'll check the price of hotels.

How lung's it been?

Know any nice hotels?

Look at me, Kelly.

Yeah, it's funny.

Each element separately isn't bad.

Together, it's shit.

What's this thing?

A poster my mother gave me.

Heaven and hell.

The usual.

God, I'm good-looking.

Oh, yeah?

Kelly...

Would you fuck me if I was a chick?

Jesus...

In hell, an old guy is getting licked by a nun pig.

I'd fuck me.

Come see.

Look.

There are flying knights with sardine tails fishing for cherries.

It's really weird.

Look, in heaven, the duck with its black cape reading a book.

He looks up to something.

You're not a lesbian.

Are you or aren't you?

When's this painting from?

You're not a lesbian.

I can tell.

- You OK? - No.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

WW do you say no?

It's OK.

Guys, I dumped Anne-Mariel

She's too demanding.

She started learning Arabic. Se freaky.

Hey, don't you care?

Dan, you listening?

I think I'm really into her,

but there are so many chicks!

I goth try other stuff.

We're only getting started. I wanna fuck!

Pain in the

- Who covered my plasma screen? - Not me.

- What happened? - It was Celia.

- It was Kelliah. - What?

- Kelly. - Not me.

- It was Kelly. - Not me.

- What's wrong? - Dunno.

Your TV looks better like that.

This is serious.

- Why don't you care? - I do care.

- Give him some. - (Timon.

Into my arms, buddy. I do care.

I do care, dammit. I do.

I've done the stupidest thing ever.

Screw other girls. I love her.

I love you, too. I do care.

God, Jaffar, I love you.

I love you, buddy. I do care.

Shit, I do care.

Don't pay. It's embarrassing.

What is this?

Charity?

No, it's not charity.

I alwrays write I't off as expenses.

He's right, Dan.

What difference does it make?

No one pays to spend a night with me.

Disappointed?

Don't you mind screwing all those guys?

What do you mean?

Do you enjoy it or is it like washing dishes?

No, it's...

It depends on the guy.

You don't have an orgasm?

But orgasms aren't...

Aren't what?

Guys get so hung up over orgasms.

I don't know why.

'Cause of porn films, I think.

You're Dior.

What?

Your perfume.

'Dior Homme'.

You're looking for a mother.

- I think I'm in love. - No, you're not.

You're just scaring yourself.

When do we go to your place?

My place?

We've been to Dan's and mine.

- \N'e want to see. - Se-ewhat?

Don't look at the prices.

Why not?

If the salesman sees, he knows you won't buy.

Don't you want to go to Kelly's?

Hey, Werther!

It's stupid...

I have no black friends.

Do you?

Why?

- We have Kelly. - She's not black.

What's going on?

- Don't call Eulalie for work. - 'Cause she's black?

Jerk.

OK, we won't call her anymore.

I'll lake blue and black.

But she's working tonight.

Loan do it.

Dowhat?

I can replace her tonight.

Meaning?

If it helps, I can do it.

You're not gonna...

Why not?

- It's ridiculous. - Maybe I want to do it.

When did you suddenly get morals?

Know what? Do it. Anyway, with your face,

no one will want you!

You're pushing it.

You can carry on working.

But not with us.

- With who, then? - Nafissatou is right.

You can't stop her working.

Don't glare at me.

It's true. Or you pay her unemployment money.

- Or you many her. - What?

It's her value...

Look at you, Dan...

Why do you have market value?

'Cause you're at a top school.

What's her market value? It's her beauty.

So, you.

In time,

your price will rise.

The older you get, the more you'll earn, your value will grew.

Whereas her beauty will drop.

She's at the top of her value.

She'll never be worth more.

So,

for your deal to be fair, you must invest long-term.

Dan, you enjoy her beauty today.

Marie-Théréso, you enjoy his money tomorrow.

It's win-win.

It's a common transaction called marriage.

Well?

OK what? You'll marry her?

OK, she can carry on working.

Excuse me.

Where's the bathroom?

Upstairs on the fight.

Man is an apprentice, pain is his master

Love is giving someone who doesn't mnt it

something you don't have

Well?

Having fun?

Sony, I was just coming down.

I didn't know you like mangas.

Here to do some ethnology?

It looks cool.

So, this is the hood? Pretty friendly, actually.

Aren't you pleased?

Didn't you like the field trip?

- Look, I'm joking. - I'm not.

Why come here?

Dunno, I was interested.

Interested in what?

- I understand better now. - What?

Why...

Why you're like this.

I thought it'd affect me, but no.

Everyone wore their medal to blend in.

The only thing that pleased me was that...

your mother was moved.

What's going on, Dan?

We have to stop.

Stop what?

The club and all.

- Why? - Girls at school ratted on us.

I have to tell my parents I'll be disciplined.

I never even get detention.

Can I still see you?

- If you like. - Really?

Even without the club...

Without paying?

You mean, date?

Thanks.

Know what? Forget it, it doesn't matter.

It's a pity, you know.

What is?

That day at the perfume store...

If you'd asked me out, I'd have said yes.

What's to stop us going out now?

- You mean, start over? - Why not?

It could work if we both want it.

You're quiet.

Do you m that?

Yeah.

- No, we can't slnrt over. - Why?

You don't want to.

I do.

See those girls?

The brunettds been looking at you.

Being with you sends my value sky high.

OK, I'll leave the table.

You exchange glances.

Then, go over to her, say you need to talk.

Tell her you had no future with me.

That I'm a nice girl, but...

you couldn't express yourself.

It felt like cheating.

You chose to break up before it hurt us too much.

While you're at it...

if you slip in that you're a top student

and you'll earn lols of money soon,

that's even better.

See?

I talk like you now.

What to weal?

It's my first disciplinary committee, too.

Did you tell your parents?

No.

I can't put things in perspective.

Can you? I can't.

It's my first serious thing ever.

My mother will freak at the word 'pimp'.

It sounds worse than it was.

Pimp, pimping...

- You talk to Kelly? - No. Did you?

She won't talk to me.

What?

- She say something? - No.

You're just scaring yourself. Kelly knows that.

- What? - Yeah, scaring yourself.

You'll fall in line.

A romance with a commoner to remember when you're old.

You go home tomorrow.

You'll pick strawberries with Madeleine.

See? You're just scaring yourself.

It's like with the Cigars.

What is it?

- Did I wake you? - No.

What are you doing?

Working.

On what?

My classes.

We're getting thrown out!

What do you want, Louis?

I don't know... Nothing.

I don't know.

I wanted to know if you were alright.

I'm alright. See you tomorrow, OK?

Wait, Kelly.

Look...

I wanted to I'm sorry.

What fol?

Aren't you mad at me?

- See you tomorrow. - Wait.

I'm not just scaring myself.

I don't understand that.

Well, goodnight.

Already?

- Get dressed. - It's in 3 hours' time.

Exactly.

Don't waste time.

Whafre we doing? This is a pain.

- 'Morning, sir. - 'Morning.

- We're the students... - I know.

- Can you spare us a moment? - No.

We know we're going to be expelled.

We know the decision's been taken.

But we think it's absurd, dangerous,

and not in the school's best interest.

If we are expelled,

my friends and I will have no reason not to tell the press.

I'm sure the journalists at 'Le Monde'

will cover the story.

Is that your idea?

Pardon me?

Here's the editor-in-chief.

Go ahead.

Or should I tell him?

No?

If it gels out...

No one wants it to get out.

So, it won't.

What if...

rival schools want it to?

If we learned Coke caused cancer, would it help Pepsi?

You should keep us.

Pardon me?

We're the best.

Says who?

Our accounting figures.

The committee has convened to discipline

Louis Vandenesse, Dan Azoulay, second year students,

and Kelly Andrescu, first year,

and to inform them of ils final decision.

This decision is based on the careful examination

of the evidence in our possession

concerning the accusations against the three students.

The decision

was taken after a discussion between the committee members

with a view to objectivity and impartiality,

core school values.

The committee took into account

the particular circumstances concerning the deeds

the students are accused of.

As far as our decision is concerned...

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Tell me what you think

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