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♪♪
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[Rocket]
Rocket's List of Grievances,
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Number 323,
in a never-ending series.
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First off, we finally
get the recognition we deserve
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for defeating
Odin's loser of a brother,
the Serpent.
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[chomping]
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Yeah, that's real
Asgardian gold.
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Probably fetch us
50 or 60 thousand units each
on the black market.
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Eh, not that I'd know
anything about that.
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Anyway, where was I?
Oh, yeah.
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Got a bunch of medals
for defeating the Serpent,
blah, blah, blah--
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[Asgardians cheering]
Asgard salutes you!
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...only to have the bum
crash the party.
[rumbling]
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Literally.
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Huh?
Hmm?
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[grunts]
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[Asgardians screaming, yelling]
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Remember that
big old World Tree
in the middle of Asgard?
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Well, it turns out the Serpent
not only planted it,
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he controls it!
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[grunts]
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[Asgardians yelling]
He used the World Tree to
capture every single Asgardian.
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[thunderclap]
Well, not every Asgardian.
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[grunts]
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Gotta hand it
to the blond guy.
Huh?
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He put up a good fight.
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A little light
on the explosions for my taste,
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but heavy
on the property damage.
[yells]
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[Guardians, Loki yell]
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[Guardians, Loki grunting]
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Thor sacrificed himself
and severed the Rainbow Bridge
to Asgard
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so's we could escape
in the Bifrost chamber...
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with his loser of a brother,
Loki.
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[sighs]
All of Asgard defeated,
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destroyed, demoralized,
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and not by me!
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Eh, cheer up, horn-head.
With Thor and Odin
out of the picture,
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you finally get to be
what you always wanted--
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All-Father over all of Asgard.
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Which now consists of this room
and a small fragment
of the Rainbow Bridge.
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That is why I intend to escape
through the Bifrost
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to somewhere as far as possible
from this realm!
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Wait! You can operate
the Bifrost?
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Why didn't you mention
that little tidbit before?
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Because, Peter Quill,
it does not matter!
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Even though I am All-Father,
even with the Bifrost
at my disposal,
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I still could not possibly
defeat my uncle, the Serpent,
on my own.
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Yeah, but unlike you,
we got friends.
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We could split up
and take the Bifrost
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to bring reinforcements
from all over the galaxy.
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I am Groot?
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No, Gamora didn't
think about that.
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But I did.
[clears throat]
[clicks on]
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To Whom It May Concern:
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The entire galaxy is flarged
unless you help us!
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Eh, problem solved.
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Now open the Bifrost.
We ain't got all day.
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And why should I
trust you to return?
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Ooh! Ooh!
I got that one!
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'Cause you don't
have a choice.
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Fear not, Prince of Lies.
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The fate of Asgard
and the entire galaxy
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is in our capable hands.
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[groans]
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We are well and truly flarged.
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Now, where is that milk?
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[thunderclap]
Aah!
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[grunts]
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Listen up,
Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
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Which admittedly
ain't saying much.
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We got a galactic emergency
on our hands.
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No time to explain.
So let's move it on...
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Eh...
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Eh, where's
the big green guy?
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Oh, uh, that would be me.
Sometimes.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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So, go green already.
I ain't got all day.
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Well, it's not that easy,
really.
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Uh, something
has to make me angry first.
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Huh. Challenge accepted!
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Huh.
[grunting]
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I'd really like to help,
but if you wanna get me mad,
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you're gonna have to
make some effort.
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Oh, I'll show ya effort!
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[grunts]
Ha!
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Right. I-I can't get mad at you
if I can't see you.
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Ha!
[giggles]
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Besides, I have to
keep a spare pair.
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They tend to break
when the other guy shows up.
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[sighs]
So when's that
gonna happen?
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As soon as
you make me mad.
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[frustrated grunt]
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Wet... but not angry.
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[grunting]
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[laughing]
Stop it.
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Tickles.
Uh, and still not angry.
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[grunts]
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[screaming]
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Definitely amused,
uh, but not angry.
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[grunts]
Ha-ha! What about tha--
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Aah!
[yells]
Hot! Hot!
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[yelling]
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[coughing]
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Look, I can't get angry
if I can't take you seriously.
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Seriously?
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Take this seriously!
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[maniacal laughter]
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[maniacal laughter continues]
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[yelling]
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[panting]
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Oh, yes! Yes!
Here it comes.
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[soft growling]
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[laughing]
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Seriously?!
How can you not be angry?
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I just destroyed your lab!
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[laughing continues]
Th-- This--
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This isn't my lab!
[laughing]
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[Iron Man]
No, it's my lab!
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[Rocket]
Iron Man?!
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Okay, before you get
your tin shorts all twisted,
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this was all
for a good cause!
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Your buddy Thor's in trouble,
not to mention the whole galaxy!
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So I needed to get
the puny guy mad
so he'd go Hulk.
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Right, puny guy?
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Tony, is that my milk?
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I don't know. Maybe.
Hold on.
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This is my building,
so technically,
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it's my milk.
[guzzling]
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You-- You stole my milk
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and drank from the carton?!
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[growling]
[Tony continues guzzling]
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[belches]
[roars]
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[roars]
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How many times--
No.
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...have I told you
[grunting]
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not to take my milk?!
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[grunting]
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[both grunt]
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[roars]
[yelling]
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Open the Bifrost!
Bifrost!
[roaring]
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Hey, do you think,
uh, Banner'll mind
that we took his milk?
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This is your fault,
Yondu!
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Don't you go blaming me,
Nebula.
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I was just following your orders
to obtain this here cannon.
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I didn't tell you to steal it
from other Ravagers!
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Y'all want this back,
do you?
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Well, here's a taste!
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I am Groot.
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[both]
Huh?
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[Rocket clears throat]
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To Whom It May Concern:
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The entire galaxy is flarged
unless you help us!
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Uh-huh.
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[grunts]
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One more for good measure.
Huh?
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Aaahhh!
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Hey, whatcha doin'
down there?
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I am Groot!
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I ain't got time for none of
Quill's "ooga chaka."
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[laughs, gasps]
I am Groot!
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Hey!
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♪♪ [whistling]
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot.
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Where's my cannon at, shrub?
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♪♪ [whistling]
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I am Groot.
[gasps]
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♪♪ [whistling]
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I am Groot!
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[straining]
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I am Groooot!
♪♪ [whistling]
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♪♪ [same tune
as Yondu's whistling]
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No fair! I'm the one
who controls my arrow!
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[yells]
♪♪ [continues]
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[whistles]
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♪♪ [whistling]
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I am Groot!
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Quit fooling around, Yondu,
or I'm leaving without you!
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♪♪ [Yondu continues whistling]
[grunting]
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[arrow lands]
Ow!
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Seriously?!
[screeching]
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Yondu! You will not like
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what I do with this arrow
when I find you!
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[Rocket, distorted]
Entire galaxy is flarged...
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[stops]
I am Groot.
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[button clicks]
[gasps]
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I am Groot, I am Groot,
I am Groot, I am Groot!
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I am Groot?
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[wind howling softly]
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Where is
the plasma cannon?
Don't ask!
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Why is my arrow
sticking out of your--
Don't ask!
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♪♪ [whistles]
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[both grunt]
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I am Groot!
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What do you want
from us?
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[clears throat]
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
I am Groot. I am Groot.
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot.
[sighs]
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[yawns]
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I am Groot!
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Fine.
Whatever you want.
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I am Groot!
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So, what did
we just agree to?
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Let me in!
Sammy, let me in!
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Just 'cause Mom
told me to watch you
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doesn't mean you can
come in my room, Kaelynn!
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No girls allowed!
Whoa!
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Gamora?
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Sam, there's
a galactic emergency.
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I need your help right now.
No time to explain.
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[Kaelynn]
Sam, who's in there?
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Is it a girl?
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No one! Go away!
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[quietly]
Listen, I can't go with you.
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My mom grounded me
and hid my Nova helmet
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after she found out
I got thrown in Nova prison.
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I would've thought
nearly being executed
was punishment enough.
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Beats having to watch
my baby sister.
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[grunts]
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I'm not a baby, Sam.
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Are you the real babysitter?
Out! Now!
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Besides...
[singsongy]
I know where your helmet is.
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[Gamora grunts]
Tell me where it is, child!
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[yells]
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Now!
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Uh, it's okay, Gamora.
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Kaelynn's just lying
so she can come in my room.
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Which you can't.
Now go.
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Good luck
finding your helmet.
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We don't need luck.
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I just have to scan
for its frequency.
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[pinging]
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It's close.
Really close.
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Wheeeee! Whee! Wheeee!
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[together]
Oh, no.
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
[yells]
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[singsongy]
You can't catch me!
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[grunts, sighs]
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Get... down... here... now!
Wheeee!
[yells]
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Here! Take one of these!
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
[thud]
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I meant use it
to chase her!
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My way was faster.
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Aahh!
[laughing]
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Again! Again!
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[grunts]
[straining]
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00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,380
Aww.
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[grunts]
Listen, Kaelynn,
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I need that helmet
to help Gamora save the galaxy.
[Kaelynn continues straining]
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You always save the galaxy.
[straining]
254
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,920
I never get
to save the galaxy!
255
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,420
You never let me do anything!
[straining intensifies]
256
00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,710
[panting]
257
00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:25,380
I'll let you do anything
you want, Kaelynn.
258
00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:28,710
[gasps]
Really?
259
00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:30,710
Really?
260
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:34,580
Wheee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
261
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,170
This is better
than saving the galaxy!
262
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:40,040
Next time Sam tries
to kick you out of his room,
[squealing]
263
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,080
he'll have to go through me.
264
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:46,040
First rule of sisterhood:
unite against a common enemy.
[Kaelynn laughing]
265
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,290
Open the Bifrost!
266
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:54,620
I can't just leave
Kaelynn home alone.
267
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,880
[car horn honks]
268
00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:01,250
I don't think
that'll be a problem.
269
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,250
You can be in my room,
270
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,710
[grunting]
but don't touch my stuff
while I'm gone.
271
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,210
[groaning]
272
00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,330
Hm!
273
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,880
♪♪ [humming]
274
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,620
[thunderclap]
Huh?
275
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,380
[yells, groans]
276
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:35,380
Listen up, people!
The legendary Star-Lord is here
277
00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:37,750
to bring back
the best and bravest
278
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,540
for a mission of galactic...
279
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:42,670
Oh, don't let me stop you.
Finish your speech.
280
00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:45,670
What, seriously?
Howard the Duck?
281
00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:48,290
[groans]
It's another fake assignment!
282
00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:51,580
Oh, what, I'm not good enough
for your little mission?
283
00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:54,210
And I still don't know
what a duck is.
284
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,750
This is Conjunction.
285
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,000
The place is literally crawling
with arena fighters.
286
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,620
There must be someone better
than a talking duck here!
287
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:03,710
Well, you're a talking human.
I'm not impressed.
288
00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:05,580
No, see, you don't get it.
289
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:08,790
I'm looking for a champion
to save the galaxy.
290
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:11,620
Did someone
say "champion"?
291
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:16,120
'Cause I'm Tryco Slatterus,
the Champion of the Universe!
292
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,290
Right. And what are
your qualifications, exactly?
293
00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:22,000
I-- I'm the Champion...
of the Universe.
294
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,790
It's literally
right in the title.
295
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,920
Okay. Well, I guess anything
beats a duck in a suit.
296
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,710
Welcome aboard, Champ!
297
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,000
[grunts, yells]
[yells]
298
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,250
[groans]
[thud]
299
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:37,250
Hey! I thought you were gonna
help me save the galaxy!
300
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,880
I will.
Once you beat me in combat!
301
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,620
[grunts]
No, I think--
[yells]
302
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,960
No, I think
you're unclear...
[yells]
303
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,750
on the concept!
[yells, grunts]
304
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,670
[bones crack]
[crying out]
305
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,670
[yells]
306
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:55,710
[yells, grunts]
[clangs]
307
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:57,670
[grunts, groans]
308
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,500
[whimpers, yells]
309
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,170
[yells]
[whimpers]
310
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,830
[grunts]
311
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,670
[yelling]
312
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,460
The idea is we fight
on the same side!
313
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:15,380
We will, if you're worthy.
314
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:18,920
[grunts]
Okay, somebody
needs to chill out.
315
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,420
[grunting, panting]
316
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:24,040
Howard--
Howard, little help!
317
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,080
Oh, so now
you want my help.
318
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,670
Fine. I'll do it myself.
319
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:31,960
[beeps]
320
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,830
[grunts]
Huh?
[click]
321
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,790
[both grunt]
322
00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:39,290
[groans]
323
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,620
Hey, it's no fair
bringing your twin brother.
324
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,670
Oh, that's better.
325
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:51,790
No, wait! That's worse!
[grunts]
326
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,080
Ha! Still think
I'm useless?
327
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,500
Kinda.
328
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,380
Oh, I could set him free
if you wanna go another round.
329
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:03,880
[sighs]
Fine. You got the gig.
330
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,670
Open the Bifrost!
331
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:14,290
[sighs]
All right.
332
00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:16,670
We'll, uh,
call this one a draw.
333
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:24,120
Oy, what a mess!
334
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,170
Cosmo knows one thing for sure.
335
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:30,120
No one will be teleporting
in and out of Knowhere
for long time.
336
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,380
Whoa!
337
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:39,290
[yells]
Cosmo, I need your help to--
338
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:43,540
To free Asgard from Serpent
and save galaxy, da.
Cosmo read Drax mind.
339
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:49,380
Cosmo come like good dog, but
Cosmo need lucky squeaky toy.
[squeaks]
340
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:52,210
Cosmo take on very first
cosmonaut mission.
341
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:53,830
Never leaves Knowhere
without it.
342
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,120
That was
surprisingly easy.
343
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,250
Perhaps even a waste of my--
[yells]
344
00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,580
[yells in Russian]
345
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,210
Heel! Bad Knowhere!
346
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,540
Knowhere has been
bit temperamental
347
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,920
since Guardians destroy
Continuum Cortex.
348
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,040
Is okay.
349
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,620
Now, as Cosmo was saying--
350
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,750
Oh, nyet.
351
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,540
Not again!
[squeaks]
352
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:23,080
[grunts]
Can you not discipline
this giant severed head?!
353
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,880
Cosmo try
to read Knowhere mind.
354
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,710
Curious. Knowhere is--
355
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,960
how you say-- whimpering?
356
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,750
My daughter, Camaria,
would behave the same
357
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,960
when I was about to leave
for an extended
arena combat tour.
358
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,960
It is called
"separation anxiety."
359
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,330
And how would Drax handle?
I had several methods.
360
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,880
The first,
and most effective,
was to lie.
361
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,670
Fear not, Knowhere!
362
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,960
Drax and Cosmo
will return momentarily.
363
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,040
We most certainly
will not be confronting
364
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,880
an all-powerful Asgardian
in fierce battle
365
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,920
to determine the fate
of the entire galaxy.
366
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,880
But I was so convincing.
367
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,960
Another method
I used on Camaria
368
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,960
was to distract her
with an activity.
369
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:27,210
[singsongy]
Knowhere, Cosmo has
important job for you!
370
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:29,960
Please to stack
Darkhawk prison pods
in neat pile.
371
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,960
[speaks Russian]
372
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:42,620
Well done, mongrel.
373
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:46,080
Now, while
Knowhere's distracted,
we will take our leave.
374
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,920
[grunts]
375
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,040
Is not working!
376
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,500
Knowhere is having
tantrum temper!
377
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:01,420
I would often let Camaria
cry it out in such instances.
[rumbling]
378
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:04,960
[grunts]
379
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,000
Comrade Squeakers!
380
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Drop it! Drop it!
[grunts]
381
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,290
[squeaks]
382
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,500
[grunts]
383
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,960
Cosmo not like "cry it out"!
384
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,080
[squeaks]
I have one final method.
385
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,460
It is called
a "transitional object."
386
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:23,620
Something to remind Camaria
of me when I was gone.
[squeaks]
387
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:27,830
Camaria's was
a beloved stuffed animal
she named Mr. Rhinopus.
388
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:31,040
Alas, I do not currently have
Mr. Rhinopus on my person.
389
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,330
Perhaps some other
treasured object will suffice.
390
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,500
[squeaks]
391
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,290
Oh, nyet!
392
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,250
[sighs]
Okay.
393
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,960
Please to keep
Comrade Squeakers safe
until Cosmo come back?
394
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,670
Cosmo always come back.
395
00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:00,290
It's not like
galaxy will end.
396
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,580
Oh, flarg.
397
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:16,830
Is lot like galaxy will end.
398
00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:19,460
I am Groot!
399
00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:26,920
Like the tree says,
400
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:31,120
welcome to the Guardians
of the krutackin' galaxy.
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