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- Samantha Fink, come on up.
- (cheering)
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SAMANTHA:
You guys really love your cakes.
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Happy one year sober.
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- Yes! You did it!
- (whoops)
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(laughs)
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Oh, man. (Clears throat)
Uh, hi,
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I'm Samantha
and I'm an alcoholic.
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- ALL: How did you do it?
- (Samantha laughs)
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I will try to keep this brief.
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Olivia...
(chuckles)
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Thank you for taking me
through, uh, most of the steps.
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I know that I'm one of your
more annoying sponsees,
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but you very rarely
let that show,
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and I really appreciate it.
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Mindy, thank you for being
the greatest boss I've ever had,
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and-and by that I mean
thank you for not firing me.
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Felicia, thank you
for not giving up on me,
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even though
you definitely should have.
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And James, hey.
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Thanks for the support
and the jogging
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and the camaraderie,
and the, um...
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boundaries.
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And, yeah, to the rest of my
sober and non-sober posse,
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you guys are the best trudging
buddies a girl could ask for.
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And, um, I just wish
my dad could be here,
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'cause he-he never
got to see me sober, you know.
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I mean, he did when I was a kid.
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I-I wasn't drinking
when I was four.
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Even though I think I would
have been really good at it.
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Uh, yeah, I just wish
he could see this.
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Anyway, uh, yeah, that's it.
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I love you guys.
I love this room.
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Thank you so much.
Okay.
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- (cheering)
- You did it.
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So great.
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FELICIA:
I'm so proud of you.
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SAMANTHA:
Oh...
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- ALL: Mm...
- Yeah, that's nice.
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FELICIA:
Me too.
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OLIVIA:
We get it.
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(indistinct chatter)
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- "Thanks for the boundaries?"
- Yeah,
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- that was the safe-for-work version.
- Mm.
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[♪ ♪]
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*SINGLE DRUNK FEMALE ♪
Season 01 Episode 09
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Episode Title: "Higher Parent"
Aired on: March 10, 2022.
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- My place? Your place?
- Um...
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I live with my mom, so...
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Okay, so, my place.
Yeah.
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♪ I can make
the crowd go crazy ♪
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♪ Make the crowd go crazy ♪
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♪ Walkin' like you
about to get paid, yeah... ♪
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Wow.
Okay, jogging works.
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♪ Go crazy ♪
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♪ Make the crowd go crazy. ♪
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JOEL:
All right, stop right here.
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Drop your hand.
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Open your eyes.
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Surprise.
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What's the surprise?
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(English accent): Oh, my God,
did you want to have some
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Outlander -style field sex,
Jamie?
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- Yes, absolutely. Um, okay,
- (laughs)
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But first, I need you
to walk around, all right?
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(regular accent): All right.
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So, s-start here
and walk forward.
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Open your mind. What do you see?
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BRIT: Land.
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- Okay.
- Trees.
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Sure.
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- Dead leaves.
- Okay, keep going.
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Um... a fire hazard.
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Do you, um...
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- Do you see a house?
- (chuckles)
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What, Joel, did you buy this?
'Cause, no, I don't see a house.
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- I bought it.
- You bought it?
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I bought it, yeah.
It was such a good deal.
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'Cause I was
looking at houses online,
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but, you know... expensive, so...
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Yeah, more expensive than
places without houses. Um...
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Yeah, but then I heard about
this lot
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and I remembered,
"Um, oh, yeah, I build houses."
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So why not just build our house?
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Two-story, Cape Cod style,
four bedrooms, two baths,
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- for the kids.
- We don't have kids.
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Yeah, but I mean, we...
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- like, we talked about it.
- Yeah.
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Like, we talked about
building a house,
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but it was just conversation.
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I mean, I w-I want kids, but...
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years from now.
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Yeah, or we have them sooner.
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'Cause what-what's stopping us...
No space, right?
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Well, that and the fact
that we don't know
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what our next five years
looks like. I mean, what if...
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what if we want to leave Malden
after my residency?
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What if I get
that fellowship at UCLA?
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What fellowship at UCLA?
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I applied
to a fellowship at UCLA.
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And you didn't tell me?
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Well, I was gonna tell you
if I got in.
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I mean, you didn't tell me
that you bought empty land.
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I-I thought you'd, like,
cry with happiness.
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Like on Extreme Home Makeover,
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- when they move the bus.
- When they move the bus
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there's a new house,
not a field of...
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nothing.
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Can you use your imagination
for a second?
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All right?
Look.
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You know, open your mind.
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What do you see now?
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Where you going?
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I got a breakfast meeting.
VCs are in town,
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they want to talk about
a Series A funding round.
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No.
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What about my
Series A funding round?
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- Nope. That didn't work.
- No.
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- I'm tired.
- Yeah, I know.
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(kissing)
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You can chill here if you want.
You don't have to leave.
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Oh, okay,
I'll stay in bed for another
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four hours, then rifle through
your sock drawer.
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Oh, my God,
if you find my passport,
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- please let me know.
- (chuckles) Okay.
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Fine.
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But you're not skipping town
without me.
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- Yeah. I'll give you plenty of warning.
- Thank you.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
No, I'm fine.
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I'm great.
This was great.
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I'm just, uh, a little
distracted with work.
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It was really fun.
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Yeah.
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Maybe...
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epic?
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I'm glad we waited.
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Me too.
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- Ugh, gross. I was joking.
- Oh.
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Get out of here.
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I...
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SAMANTHA:
Stupid dimples.
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Don't smile at me, just leave.
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Hey. Turns out
you don't need as much cake
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when you're having
tons of sex.
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CHILD:
You're my best friend.
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What's that?
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This is a duck and a puppy
who are best friends.
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- Okay.
- Oh. Sorry.
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It's the estrogen.
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I'm on massive amounts
of this stuff for IVF.
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Well, they should warn you
that earnestness
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- is a serious side effect.
- Yeah. They should.
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I would have loved to know that
before I cried on air today.
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Believe me, I do not care about
overcrowding at fish farms.
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(scoffs)
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Although those fish
are really...
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- they're really jammed in there.
- Okay,
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I-I thought Stephanie
was the one doing the hormones.
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Yeah, she did the egg retrieval.
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But I'm up next.
Her eggs, my womb.
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Wait.
(laughs)
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Olivia, you're gonna
have another baby?
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Oh, my God.
Well, I mean, obviously,
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I count myself as your first.
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I'm way too young to be your
mother. Never say that again.
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Okay.
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Okay, this is my favorite part.
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You're a year sober.
We get to talk about
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how far you've come,
how fun the party was
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- (laughs)
- and why Carol wasn't there.
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Oh, I didn't invite her.
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Okay.
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Come on, she doesn't get
any of this stuff.
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She's always saying it reminds
her of Wild Wild Country.
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Maybe she doesn't understand it
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because you haven't
made her a part of it yet.
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Have you written
your amends to her?
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I did a draft.
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It doesn't have to be perfect.
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Just list all of the ways
in which
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you've done her harm
and synthesize it
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into a nice, bite-sized piece
that she can swallow.
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Right, totally.
I'll just, um...
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fit 13 years of being
a total asshole into 30 minutes.
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- Talk fast.
- (short chuckle)
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Do you have a few minutes
to talk, Mom?
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Sure.
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What is it?
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I, um...
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Sorry, this feels weird.
Uh...
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You seem tense.
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- (exhales)
- So,
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this is feeling like
it's turning into a thing,
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and I'm not emotionally prepared
for a thing right now.
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- Right.
- I'm in the grading zone, so
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why don't we schedule it?
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You want to...
schedule a time to talk?
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Let's go for a drive
this afternoon.
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Yeah, all right.
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I do like when we both
stare straight ahead, so...
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All right, we're gonna
buzz the sides. And then,
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- you know, we can do j...
- (knocking) - Hey.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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Did you come here
on purpose?
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Yeah.
Oh, h... hey, girl.
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- Hi. Hi. (Laughs)
- Hey.
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I came here to talk to you.
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- Why? Is Sam okay?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, she's-she's awesome.
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I mean... Wow, this is great.
You are...
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- Wow, you look so great...
- Okay, cut the crap.
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What is really going on?
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Okay, so, I don't really
know how to say this, but, um...
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do you know anyone
or any place, um...
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(chuckles)
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(whispering): Do you know
where I can get some... drugs?
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- Drugs?
- Shh! Shh, shh, shh.
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(chuckles)
Wow.
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Little Miss Perfect
asking me for drugs...
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Never thought I'd see the day.
Aren't you getting married,
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- like, any day now?
- Yes.
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I am.
Uh, thank you for remembering.
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You know, that's actually, um...
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that's actually why
I want the drugs. You know?
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I just... I read a million
studies about it,
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and-and it just...
it helps people get some...
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clarity on some stuff.
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Well, not, like,
a million studies...
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It's not, like,
in the med books or anything,
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it's just, you know, I...
Reddit.
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Reddit's really reliable
these days, I mean, right?
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Um... can you help me or not?
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Why would I help you?
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I don't know.
Uh...
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I thought you might
know somebody.
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You know? I-I remember
that-that party
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in high school...
You know, Darius' party...
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- You-You had... weed.
- Oh, so you thought
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because I had weed
at a party in high school
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I now know a bunch
of drug dealers and shamans?
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- Y-Yes, I did. I did.
- Wow.
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I'm a mother and a volunteer
member of the PTA.
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I own a condo,
I have condo fees,
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that I pay on time.
I even recycle,
248
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I separate the bottles by color,
249
00:09:44,165 --> 00:09:45,985
just like the state
of Massachusetts requires.
250
00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:49,258
Okay, I know. Wow, that's
really responsible of you.
251
00:09:49,343 --> 00:09:50,342
- Thank you.
- I know. I know
252
00:09:50,426 --> 00:09:52,079
you're not
that person, my God. I...
253
00:09:52,163 --> 00:09:54,167
I know that.
It's just...
254
00:09:54,984 --> 00:09:56,970
Okay.
255
00:09:57,273 --> 00:09:59,527
- I'm sorry. I'm gonna...
- Oh, my God.
256
00:09:59,611 --> 00:10:01,364
Yes, of course
I have a drug dealer, dummy.
257
00:10:01,448 --> 00:10:02,882
And it is the same one
from high school.
258
00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:05,168
They give me a discount
if I bring a new customer, so...
259
00:10:05,723 --> 00:10:07,174
let's ride 'em, cowgirl.
260
00:10:08,596 --> 00:10:10,738
- (indistinct chatter)
261
00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:18,131
RONNIE:
What you having?
262
00:10:18,215 --> 00:10:21,070
Uh, do you have any IPAs?
263
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,790
I got you.
264
00:10:24,848 --> 00:10:26,537
Crap.
265
00:10:26,686 --> 00:10:30,109
(quietly): IPA's the dark one?
I always forget.
266
00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:33,261
Uh... (clears throat)
could I change that to...
267
00:10:33,345 --> 00:10:34,730
It's... That's actually perf...
268
00:10:34,814 --> 00:10:36,936
it's perfect. This is fine.
Thank you so much.
269
00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:39,758
- You want to start a tab?
- Uh, yeah.
270
00:10:40,566 --> 00:10:42,170
Thanks.
271
00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:45,924
Oh, sorry.
Think I'm on your jacket.
272
00:10:52,059 --> 00:10:53,561
Bitter.
273
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,158
So, what happens
when he gets here?
274
00:10:57,243 --> 00:10:59,464
You know,
How do-how does he know it's us?
275
00:10:59,603 --> 00:11:01,222
Again: Known him
since high school.
276
00:11:01,307 --> 00:11:03,461
Also, he is a she.
277
00:11:03,546 --> 00:11:06,234
Thought you were a feminist.
Women can be drug dealers, too.
278
00:11:06,319 --> 00:11:07,872
No, of course they can.
Right.
279
00:11:07,957 --> 00:11:09,877
Oh, there she is!
280
00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:11,488
You ready, Goody Two-Shoes?
281
00:11:16,139 --> 00:11:18,810
- Val.
- (chuckles): Hey.
282
00:11:20,339 --> 00:11:22,436
Hey. Wow.
283
00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,299
Look at you cute girls.
284
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,637
This is my friend Brit,
she's interested in purchasing
285
00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:28,520
- some merchandise from you.
- Hi.
286
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,012
- I'm Brit.
- I'm so, so very
287
00:11:30,096 --> 00:11:31,791
excited for the merchandising.
288
00:11:31,877 --> 00:11:34,130
Okay. Well...
289
00:11:34,385 --> 00:11:37,708
uh, what are you
in the mood for? We have got...
290
00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:39,179
Katy, Kat,
291
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,822
uh, Miss Emma, Lucy, Molly,
292
00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:43,360
- Captain Cody.
- Mm-hmm.
293
00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:46,033
Uh, Sad Vince, Little Diane.
294
00:11:46,118 --> 00:11:49,042
Although go easy on that,
because... (vocalizes)
295
00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:50,850
Well, I'm just
looking for something
296
00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:53,889
that's plant-based, organic,
297
00:11:53,973 --> 00:11:56,561
locally-sourced, if possible.
298
00:11:56,645 --> 00:11:58,866
What, like... lettuce?
299
00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,820
- She's looking for hallucinogens.
- Oh.
300
00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:04,443
- (Felicia and Val chuckle)
- Let me just ask you...
301
00:12:04,527 --> 00:12:06,581
These-these aren't laced, right?
'Cause I just
302
00:12:06,665 --> 00:12:08,752
don't want to end up
passed out, drooling
303
00:12:08,837 --> 00:12:09,922
or jump off a bridge
304
00:12:10,007 --> 00:12:12,226
'cause I think I'm riding
a unicorn, you know?
305
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:15,052
Like the stuff that kills teens
on 60 Minutes. It's...
306
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,945
So, to be clear,
your question is
307
00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:19,751
are the drugs laced with drugs?
308
00:12:19,992 --> 00:12:21,377
Why would I do that?
309
00:12:21,461 --> 00:12:22,809
It would just
cost me more money.
310
00:12:22,895 --> 00:12:24,481
- I heard it.
- How much do we owe you?
311
00:12:24,566 --> 00:12:25,852
$50. Venmo.
312
00:12:25,937 --> 00:12:28,757
Hit it up. It's, uh,
#PotteryVal.
313
00:12:28,843 --> 00:12:31,097
I also sell ceramics on Etsy.
314
00:12:31,181 --> 00:12:32,687
- It's my passion.
- FELICIA: She's great.
315
00:12:32,771 --> 00:12:34,457
But drugs is where the money is.
316
00:12:34,604 --> 00:12:36,791
- Mm.
- Here you go.
317
00:12:36,885 --> 00:12:39,826
Right.
(exhales) Um...
318
00:12:39,991 --> 00:12:42,008
I've just never done
anything like this before.
319
00:12:42,093 --> 00:12:43,476
Oh, no, it's gonna be just fine.
320
00:12:43,657 --> 00:12:46,411
You do have a sober person
monitoring you, right?
321
00:12:46,645 --> 00:12:49,166
I don't want you to
freak the hell out. (Chuckles)
322
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,635
[♪ ♪]
323
00:12:50,719 --> 00:12:52,684
Don't look at me. I can't wait
to freak the hell out.
324
00:12:52,768 --> 00:12:55,156
- (laughs)
- That's right.
325
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,628
What's even worse
is she doesn't yell,
326
00:12:57,713 --> 00:12:59,385
she just gets disappointed.
327
00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:01,607
What am I even supposed
to do with that, you know?
328
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,505
You're kidding me.
I ordered another IPA?
329
00:13:08,589 --> 00:13:10,342
- You did.
- Damn it. I...
330
00:13:10,426 --> 00:13:12,412
I wanted a lager.
Uh...
331
00:13:12,496 --> 00:13:14,583
All right, will you-will you
just remember that for next time?
332
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,837
RONNIE (laughs):
Yeah.
333
00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:18,934
Do you want this?
334
00:13:19,969 --> 00:13:22,289
Yeah. Sure, dude,
I'll drink anything.
335
00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:23,925
Cool.
336
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,224
[♪ ♪]
337
00:13:30,099 --> 00:13:32,236
- That's efficient.
- Mm.
338
00:13:33,643 --> 00:13:39,723
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
339
00:13:42,673 --> 00:13:44,593
So, Mom, I...
I just...
340
00:13:44,678 --> 00:13:47,910
I really don't want to
put this off anymore, so, I...
341
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,100
- I've been trying to...
- Honey, I want to hear
342
00:13:49,184 --> 00:13:50,055
what you have to say,
343
00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:51,474
but I'm getting something.
344
00:13:55,339 --> 00:13:57,708
Okay.
You brought Dad?
345
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,415
I knew if I told you
we were sprinkling his ashes
346
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,501
you wouldn't come.
347
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,048
Correct.
348
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:06,355
Mom, there's, like,
laws against this.
349
00:14:06,484 --> 00:14:07,837
You need, like, a permit,
350
00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,440
and you have to ask
way in advance...
351
00:14:09,555 --> 00:14:11,593
[♪ ♪]
352
00:14:12,387 --> 00:14:14,808
(both sigh)
353
00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:18,097
- Okay. Let's do it.
- Wait, wait, wait,
354
00:14:18,182 --> 00:14:19,927
Mom.
Hold on a second, it's...
355
00:14:20,012 --> 00:14:21,932
it's not toxic waste,
it's Dad, okay?
356
00:14:22,017 --> 00:14:24,003
If we're actually
gonna do this we should, like,
357
00:14:24,088 --> 00:14:25,489
at least say
something first, right?
358
00:14:26,437 --> 00:14:28,074
- Say something.
- Okay.
359
00:14:29,064 --> 00:14:30,710
Dad...
360
00:14:31,678 --> 00:14:33,205
you were my best friend.
361
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,811
- And...
- And you were my best friend.
362
00:14:35,228 --> 00:14:37,811
You were our best friend.
363
00:14:37,897 --> 00:14:41,268
And you, uh,
you loved this place,
364
00:14:41,374 --> 00:14:43,795
you loved Motown, um...
365
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,414
you taught me how to play piano.
366
00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:49,120
You told me not to play the
cello 'cause I was bad at it.
367
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,294
And, um...
368
00:14:51,996 --> 00:14:54,417
You know, you knew me
better than anybody.
369
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,874
You definitely knew I was
an alcoholic before I did.
370
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:02,312
I'm sorry for a lot of stuff
and I miss you a lot.
371
00:15:03,627 --> 00:15:04,894
And I miss you, too.
372
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,928
- We miss you.
- We miss you. Okay.
373
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:12,269
Oh, just going
right in for it, huh?
374
00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:14,051
- Goodbye, darling.
- Oh.
375
00:15:14,152 --> 00:15:16,706
- Oh! Oh...
- Go. Go.
376
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,878
Throw it in.
In the water.
377
00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:20,716
- Bye, Dad.
- Throw it in.
378
00:15:20,801 --> 00:15:22,922
- Uh, it's in. Oh, God.
- Bye, dear.
379
00:15:23,191 --> 00:15:24,911
Oh, my God, this is a lot.
380
00:15:24,996 --> 00:15:26,603
- Is it always this much?
- He was very tall.
381
00:15:26,687 --> 00:15:27,973
- No, he wasn't.
- He was.
382
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,112
CAROL:
All right, that's enough.
383
00:15:29,197 --> 00:15:31,518
Let's go. Goodbye.
Just say goodbye.
384
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:33,053
- Goodbye, Dad.
- Goodbye.
385
00:15:33,262 --> 00:15:34,764
SAMANTHA: How is it so much?
386
00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:39,227
You know, I'm sure Dad
387
00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:41,156
is very proud of you.
388
00:15:41,348 --> 00:15:42,868
Thanks.
389
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:45,474
Okay, Mom, I really do need
to tell you something.
390
00:15:45,559 --> 00:15:47,629
Well, some things.
391
00:15:48,491 --> 00:15:50,157
I'm sorry that I didn't
show up for Thanksgiving
392
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,063
after Dad died.
And I'm sorry
393
00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:55,223
that I made such a
scene at his shiva, and I...
394
00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:55,971
No.
395
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,241
His family deserved that.
396
00:15:57,761 --> 00:15:59,879
Though you were a little
dramatic, even for you.
397
00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:02,887
Okay, can you, um, can you
not let me off the hook,
398
00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:04,789
'cause part of the whole thing
is taking responsibility.
399
00:16:04,874 --> 00:16:06,658
- Right. Sorry. Go ahead.
- Okay.
400
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:09,184
Um, I'm sorry that
I used his diagnosis
401
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,819
as an excuse to drink more.
402
00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:13,900
I-I put him on a pedestal,
you know? I...
403
00:16:13,985 --> 00:16:16,632
made him the higher parent
and you the evil witch.
404
00:16:16,716 --> 00:16:19,271
I even tried to blame you
for him getting sick,
405
00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:21,118
- which is completely unfair.
- Okay, no.
406
00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:23,823
Mm.
Time for me to come clean.
407
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,075
Uh...
408
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,647
I know there were
years of your life
409
00:16:27,732 --> 00:16:30,043
when I wasn't present.
410
00:16:30,128 --> 00:16:32,731
There are years
that are just foggy.
411
00:16:32,816 --> 00:16:36,440
I know I said and did
things that I...
412
00:16:36,525 --> 00:16:40,082
honestly can't... remember.
413
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,669
But, knowing me,
I'm sure they weren't great.
414
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:45,774
Okay, are you
apologizing to me?
415
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,139
I'm taking some blame.
416
00:16:47,224 --> 00:16:49,644
No, no, no, but
it's my blame, like, I...
417
00:16:49,729 --> 00:16:51,855
I have to take the
blame. This is my moment.
418
00:16:51,992 --> 00:16:52,571
Okay.
419
00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:56,095
You have some, I get some.
Don't be a blame hog.
420
00:16:57,719 --> 00:17:00,058
And I'm so grateful
421
00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:01,996
for this Samantha.
422
00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:03,438
(exhales)
423
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,541
I just want to...
424
00:17:05,047 --> 00:17:06,732
freeze her in time
and hold on to her
425
00:17:06,816 --> 00:17:08,777
for as long as I can.
426
00:17:09,646 --> 00:17:11,383
Thanks.
427
00:17:12,515 --> 00:17:15,292
And, while we're getting things
off our chest...
428
00:17:15,462 --> 00:17:16,848
Bob's moving in.
429
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:17,904
Wow.
430
00:17:17,989 --> 00:17:20,610
But you can stay if you like.
431
00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:22,815
You always have a room.
432
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:26,064
I would like it if you stayed.
433
00:17:26,289 --> 00:17:27,674
Thank you.
434
00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,712
But it's time, right?
435
00:17:29,797 --> 00:17:31,383
I got to get my own place.
436
00:17:31,699 --> 00:17:33,737
- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah.
437
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,808
'Cause you're
finally having sex.
438
00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:40,818
- How do you know that?
- (scoffs) Small town.
439
00:17:42,702 --> 00:17:45,064
Hey, when are we gonna
start to feel something?
440
00:17:45,149 --> 00:17:47,420
Oh, you are already
flying, baby.
441
00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:50,075
Yeah, I am.
442
00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:52,892
- Thank you so much for this.
- Mm.
443
00:17:52,976 --> 00:17:54,393
Oh, my God.
444
00:17:54,478 --> 00:17:57,234
You look like an outline
on a green screen, but, like,
445
00:17:57,319 --> 00:17:58,936
you have your normal background.
446
00:17:59,021 --> 00:18:01,675
Oh, my God.
Totally.
447
00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:02,879
VAL:
I am.
448
00:18:02,963 --> 00:18:04,575
BRIT:
No, no.
449
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:05,726
- It's just the drugs.
- WOMAN (in distance):
450
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:07,212
Kids, let's go!
451
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:10,726
If you guys can't accept
that hallucinations
452
00:18:10,811 --> 00:18:12,521
are the actual reality
453
00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:15,810
and our daily lives
are the hallucination,
454
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,313
I might take off.
455
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,549
Oh, my God, you're right.
456
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:21,087
Hey, Val, is this going okay?
457
00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:22,557
Oh, yeah.
458
00:18:22,641 --> 00:18:24,995
Oh, this shit is good.
459
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,439
BRIT:
What?
460
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:31,079
Okay, thank you... thank you.
Thank you for that.
461
00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:35,333
God, why am I such a grade
grubber even on psychedelics?
462
00:18:35,692 --> 00:18:36,718
You know, it's like-it's like...
463
00:18:36,802 --> 00:18:40,314
it's like, it's in me, you know?
Like, I just, I can't...
464
00:18:40,399 --> 00:18:42,954
not do well,
it's like a serpent.
465
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,635
You need to try screwing up.
466
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,073
No, Joel's always
telling me to relax.
467
00:18:47,157 --> 00:18:49,744
Oh, no. I can't believe
he told a woman to relax.
468
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,248
Such a boner killer.
469
00:18:51,332 --> 00:18:53,853
Oh, my God, Felicia,
you're so awesome.
470
00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:56,377
Should I get married?
471
00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:58,346
I don't know.
Do you want to?
472
00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:01,585
I don't know.
473
00:19:02,063 --> 00:19:04,250
Val, should I get married?
474
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,978
I'm gonna say no.
475
00:19:07,871 --> 00:19:09,273
Really?
476
00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:13,332
I don't know.
I am tripping balls, man.
477
00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:14,879
[♪ ♪]
478
00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:20,973
I mean, I-if I wait for her
to make a decision,
479
00:19:21,058 --> 00:19:22,978
I will die waiting.
480
00:19:23,207 --> 00:19:25,211
You guys love each other,
right?
481
00:19:26,468 --> 00:19:28,957
Yeah, I mean, it's the most in
love I've ever been in my life.
482
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:32,296
Right.
Personally...
483
00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:35,470
I kind of freak out
when things are going too well.
484
00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,936
To our champagne problems.
485
00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:42,149
And our problems with champagne.
486
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:44,587
(chuckles)
Nice. That's funny.
487
00:19:44,672 --> 00:19:46,628
I'm pretty funny.
488
00:19:49,962 --> 00:19:53,332
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- No, no.
489
00:19:54,099 --> 00:19:55,976
Can I go up there?
490
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,914
Yeah.
491
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,219
(indistinct chatter)
492
00:20:00,303 --> 00:20:02,991
"Get Down" by Still Woozy
playing...
493
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:06,698
♪ She's gonna break me ♪
494
00:20:06,782 --> 00:20:08,970
♪ But I don't give a damn
right now ♪
495
00:20:09,054 --> 00:20:12,076
♪ She wanna get down,
I wanna to get down ♪
496
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,414
♪ We're gonna get down, so ♪
497
00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:15,850
♪ She's gonna take me... ♪
498
00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:17,586
VAL:
There was this caterpillar,
499
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:19,892
and he asked me
if I had any snacks.
500
00:20:19,977 --> 00:20:21,616
He ate them, and then
501
00:20:21,701 --> 00:20:23,598
guess what he became?
- FELICIA: What?
502
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,569
He became a butterfly.
503
00:20:25,653 --> 00:20:27,139
- Oh.
- And guess what it did?
504
00:20:27,223 --> 00:20:29,444
- What?
- It bit me.
505
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,849
- No! - Oh, my God, that's so mean.
- Yeah, it bit me.
506
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:34,187
- That's so mean.
- It sucked the venom out of me.
507
00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:35,556
- Val.
- Yeah.
508
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:39,263
- Oh, ooh!
- I am so happy to be naked right now.
509
00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:41,367
- (speaking Haitian Creole)
- Really feels
510
00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:42,503
so liberating.
511
00:20:42,587 --> 00:20:43,672
FELICIA:
I really wish I was naked.
512
00:20:43,756 --> 00:20:45,375
VAL: Oh, you guys,
513
00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:48,014
I think we should
do this again tomorrow.
514
00:20:48,098 --> 00:20:50,138
FELICIA: That's a terrible idea.
515
00:20:50,294 --> 00:20:52,675
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00:20:53,388 --> 00:21:03,398
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