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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:24,941 They tell me you're a killer. 2 00:00:25,842 --> 00:00:27,510 Are you a killer, boy? 3 00:00:28,244 --> 00:00:31,414 Some kind of killer clown from outer space? 4 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:36,920 You're a real, real funny guy, you know that? 5 00:00:37,654 --> 00:00:39,588 You're a real comedian. 6 00:00:40,757 --> 00:00:41,892 Want a cigarette? 7 00:00:42,759 --> 00:00:44,427 - No. - Go ahead. 8 00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:48,297 Let me... let me grab ya a smoke kid, huh? Hmm? 9 00:00:51,668 --> 00:00:54,503 Uh, is it turning up a boy or a girl for you? 10 00:00:55,739 --> 00:00:56,973 Son, actually. 11 00:00:57,974 --> 00:00:59,308 Any day now. 12 00:00:59,943 --> 00:01:02,713 Mm. Mm-hmm. 13 00:01:05,048 --> 00:01:06,348 First one? 14 00:01:07,349 --> 00:01:08,417 Yeah. 15 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:11,353 Wife and I, well, we kept swinging 16 00:01:11,387 --> 00:01:14,490 for a daughter but kept turning out soldiers. 17 00:01:14,523 --> 00:01:16,292 Well, you know what the thing is? 18 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,295 The thing is, the first one's 19 00:01:19,328 --> 00:01:21,798 where all the good feelings crop up. 20 00:01:22,398 --> 00:01:24,968 What was your thinking when you first heard the breaking news? 21 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,841 When I found out we were having a boy, 22 00:01:32,042 --> 00:01:33,476 that's when it really hit me. 23 00:01:35,812 --> 00:01:40,449 I'm someone's father. I'm responsible for new life. 24 00:01:40,483 --> 00:01:42,719 - Yeah... - Well. 25 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:44,855 You're gonna make a responsible living 26 00:01:44,888 --> 00:01:48,424 selling faggy-ass chapstick to hippies on the beach, huh? 27 00:01:48,457 --> 00:01:50,359 So, you thought to yourself, "you know, 28 00:01:50,392 --> 00:01:52,328 I better start knocking some people off. 29 00:01:52,361 --> 00:01:55,531 Uh, get into a new line of work, maybe, huh?" 30 00:03:45,775 --> 00:03:46,877 Are you pro? 31 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:55,952 I used to be. Now I just do it for fun. 32 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:58,454 I've messed with my cousin's board a bit. 33 00:03:58,487 --> 00:03:59,923 Oh, yeah? 34 00:04:03,525 --> 00:04:06,062 Okay! Yeah. 35 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:07,731 Yeah, I see you. 36 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,136 I've been savin' up, but my mom won't throw down with me. 37 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:15,138 Yeah, saving can be tough. 38 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:17,473 How much you got? 39 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,809 Like, 30 bucks and a clif bar. 40 00:04:20,476 --> 00:04:22,578 A'right, let me see the money. Sold. 41 00:04:22,611 --> 00:04:24,114 - What? Really? - Yeah. 42 00:04:24,981 --> 00:04:27,651 You know, you're pretty limber for an old man. 43 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:28,852 Are you vegan? 44 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,136 Morning, my beautiful bug. 45 00:04:48,604 --> 00:04:50,040 That smells amazing. 46 00:04:51,107 --> 00:04:52,641 It's my cbd balm. 47 00:04:53,243 --> 00:04:55,912 I'm callin' it, "Harmony Rose." 48 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,881 Ew. 49 00:04:57,914 --> 00:04:59,515 No, you can't call your balm 50 00:04:59,548 --> 00:05:00,748 the same nickname you call me. 51 00:05:01,851 --> 00:05:03,485 How are we feeling today? 52 00:05:03,519 --> 00:05:05,521 Feels like he's still up from earlier. 53 00:05:06,256 --> 00:05:07,724 My uncle Jim called. 54 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,693 Woke me up about an hour ago. 55 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,796 Well... 56 00:05:14,864 --> 00:05:16,833 Picked up those vitamins you needed. 57 00:05:21,304 --> 00:05:23,707 - Hmm. - Also... 58 00:05:25,641 --> 00:05:26,910 Got you some breakfast. 59 00:05:27,811 --> 00:05:29,511 Babe, I thought we didn't have the money. 60 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,782 No, I said I wasn't sure. 61 00:05:33,549 --> 00:05:35,551 Why, thanks, honeybee. 62 00:05:35,584 --> 00:05:36,987 Is it money from mama earth sales? 63 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:40,556 Yeah, yeah. Here. 64 00:05:45,228 --> 00:05:47,496 Mm. How was skating this morning? 65 00:05:48,231 --> 00:05:50,667 Felt amazing. 66 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,068 Hmm. 67 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,937 - How was your sleep? - Really good. 68 00:05:56,072 --> 00:05:59,809 Jim told me to tell you that he loves you and he misses you. 69 00:06:00,642 --> 00:06:02,511 Working in his bank wouldn't be all that bad. 70 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:06,615 It's not his bank. He's the manager at a bank. 71 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:08,718 Okay, we're doing fine. 72 00:06:08,752 --> 00:06:10,153 And mama earth is about to take off. 73 00:06:11,587 --> 00:06:12,956 If I was gonna work in an office, 74 00:06:13,356 --> 00:06:15,557 I'd be detective, you know? 75 00:06:15,591 --> 00:06:16,860 Or something fun. 76 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,763 I know, babe, it's just I get worried about us. 77 00:06:23,266 --> 00:06:24,968 But if mama earth doesn't take off? 78 00:06:26,602 --> 00:06:28,972 It will. I promise. 79 00:06:33,609 --> 00:06:35,644 - Howdy, Garrett. - Hiya, Dante. 80 00:06:35,678 --> 00:06:37,613 Hi, crystal, how's the bump doing? 81 00:06:37,646 --> 00:06:39,215 Hi, Garrett, beautiful morning. 82 00:06:39,249 --> 00:06:40,917 Mm, if you like sweating through 83 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:42,919 your foundation. 84 00:06:42,952 --> 00:06:44,654 What do you got going on? 85 00:06:44,687 --> 00:06:46,098 Actually, could you come help me? I'm trying 86 00:06:46,122 --> 00:06:47,642 to hang a little something on the wall. 87 00:06:48,058 --> 00:06:49,125 Yeah, no problem. 88 00:07:06,743 --> 00:07:08,311 We've been vacationing in Costa Rica. 89 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,880 You remember? She couldn't believe how much money 90 00:07:10,914 --> 00:07:12,949 she saved from the airbnb they got for the week. 91 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:14,616 That look crooked to you? 92 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,686 Nope. It's fine. 93 00:07:17,754 --> 00:07:19,732 It's insane the amount of money they're able to make 94 00:07:19,756 --> 00:07:21,858 in a month using their space. 95 00:07:22,892 --> 00:07:24,327 So my mom thought... 96 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,596 Yeah, that's a beach house in Costa Rica. 97 00:07:29,165 --> 00:07:31,067 We live in reseda, California. 98 00:07:31,768 --> 00:07:33,336 Granted, beautiful weather, 99 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:36,739 but not the vacationing spot many would hope for. 100 00:07:38,741 --> 00:07:41,711 Yeah, yeah. You're... You're right. I know it. 101 00:07:48,084 --> 00:07:49,752 Just get it to me when you can, okay? 102 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,654 I'll tell her you already paid. 103 00:07:54,791 --> 00:07:55,892 I do it for crystal. 104 00:07:56,259 --> 00:07:57,403 Don't go getting a swoll head 105 00:07:57,427 --> 00:07:58,695 or I'll break your neck, kid. 106 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:37,800 How ya doin', honey? 107 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:39,402 I'm well, Sophia. 108 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:41,738 Just came to, uh, drop off and pick up. 109 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,440 I'm sorry, I only sold a few in the last two weeks. 110 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:47,010 You by chance don't 111 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:48,444 need any extra help here, do ya? 112 00:08:49,145 --> 00:08:51,247 We're all fighting over hours as it is. 113 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:55,050 Dante! 114 00:08:57,887 --> 00:09:01,858 - Ugliest flyer ever. - Birthday clown wanted? 115 00:09:01,891 --> 00:09:05,228 Says it pays $200. How long is a birthday party? 116 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,730 Could be just the thing I'm looking for. 117 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,869 Really. Thanks. 118 00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:19,943 Good afternoon. 119 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,945 This is em. Who is this? 120 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,947 Hi, this is Dante. 121 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,249 Do you have any clowning experience, Dante? 122 00:09:26,282 --> 00:09:27,784 - Sure. - Great. 123 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:28,897 Been a clown my whole life. 124 00:09:29,252 --> 00:09:30,987 That's funny. 125 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,922 We have a party coming in late afternoon. 126 00:09:32,956 --> 00:09:34,290 Is it that too soon for you? 127 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,525 What part of L.A. are you in? 128 00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:37,293 Write the address down. 129 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,804 The street's usually clear for parking. 130 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,896 No permit needed. 131 00:09:39,929 --> 00:09:40,997 Look for the balloons. 132 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:42,031 The spread of balloons 133 00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:43,066 marks the party. 134 00:09:43,099 --> 00:09:44,467 Ready? 135 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:46,736 You know what I think? 136 00:09:47,971 --> 00:09:51,207 I think you'd been planning this from the very beginning. 137 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:53,219 There wasn't a beginning, I'm... 138 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:54,777 Oh, come on! 139 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:56,446 Who all of a sudden says to themself, 140 00:09:56,479 --> 00:10:00,250 "oh, I'll become a fucking clown? 141 00:10:00,283 --> 00:10:04,187 Yeah, and I'll make money." I call bullshit, kid. 142 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,024 Well, it seemed different. Fun. 143 00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:10,827 So, uh, what? 144 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,963 You just took your last $50 out of your wallet 145 00:10:13,997 --> 00:10:16,532 and went to the clown store? 146 00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:20,003 A costume shop. Yes. 147 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:23,239 It don't strike you as funny that... that you knew... 148 00:10:23,273 --> 00:10:24,374 - Hey! - Exactly where 149 00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:26,009 the costume 150 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,443 shop was, last minute-like? 151 00:10:27,477 --> 00:10:29,012 Can I help you with something? 152 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,014 Hm? Yeah, um... 153 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:35,518 I would like to become a clown on a budget. 154 00:10:42,158 --> 00:10:45,295 Are you thinking like a circus clown or mass murdering clown? 155 00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:49,165 Hm. Um, maybe somewhere in between. 156 00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:57,200 Hey. 157 00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:58,301 How ya doing? 158 00:11:58,334 --> 00:11:59,502 How's your afternoon? 159 00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:01,437 Complete and peaceful. 160 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,639 How 'bout you, sug? Were your drop-offs successful? 161 00:12:03,674 --> 00:12:05,074 Did ya sell a bunch? 162 00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:06,542 Yeah, it was all 163 00:12:06,576 --> 00:12:07,643 pretty successful. 164 00:12:07,678 --> 00:12:08,945 That's great! 165 00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:10,556 What did this week's haul look like? 166 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:13,916 Uh, just about around 200. 167 00:12:15,451 --> 00:12:16,552 I'm proud of you. 168 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,088 You on your way back to our nest now? 169 00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:21,457 No, I have one more stop to make. 170 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,594 Well, hurry back to me, okay? Love you. 171 00:12:24,627 --> 00:12:26,462 All right, love you. 172 00:12:39,142 --> 00:12:41,110 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey! 173 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:45,415 - Dante! - In the makeup! 174 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,417 Aren't you funny. 175 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:50,453 Well, you've arrived just on time. 176 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,292 P! Dante. 177 00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:58,428 - This is p, my better half. - Oh, wow! 178 00:12:58,461 --> 00:13:00,396 You look great! It's Dante, is it? 179 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:01,998 Oh, jeez, just great. 180 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,399 Oh, he's even got the big feet. 181 00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:06,703 Wow, you really came through for us. 182 00:13:06,737 --> 00:13:09,172 Has it been tough finding a clown? 183 00:13:09,605 --> 00:13:11,340 - Well... - Oh, I mean... 184 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,343 Em! I said I wanted scary clowns. 185 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,579 Get it? Scary. 186 00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:18,414 This guy looks like a turd! 187 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:21,685 Okay, well, here's the birthday boy. Stanley. 188 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,586 Uh, I can be scary. 189 00:13:23,619 --> 00:13:25,188 What scares ya? 190 00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:28,524 If you could use any weapon to kill 191 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,027 the most amount of people you could 192 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,698 in the shortest amount of time, what weapon would you choose? 193 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,667 - Okay, well... - So, so sorry. 194 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,068 - His humor is all his own... - Knock-knock jokes, always. 195 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,573 I'm looking forward to seeing your show. 196 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,308 Tag, you're it! 197 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,581 - Yeah... - Nice kid. 198 00:13:51,614 --> 00:13:53,684 - Oh! - Oh, yes, we are truly, 199 00:13:53,717 --> 00:13:55,260 - truly blessed. - Every day's a blessing, 200 00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:56,586 you know? So... 201 00:13:56,619 --> 00:13:57,788 Well, uh, let me introduce 202 00:13:57,821 --> 00:13:59,055 you to the other clown. 203 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,389 Who? 204 00:14:04,227 --> 00:14:06,262 Is that the birthday boy? 205 00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:08,665 Happy birthday, Stanley. 206 00:14:08,699 --> 00:14:11,334 How old are you today? 207 00:14:13,737 --> 00:14:16,339 What's going on? Am I fired? 208 00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:17,440 What? 209 00:14:17,473 --> 00:14:18,709 You have the nerve 210 00:14:18,742 --> 00:14:20,276 to come in here to tell me 211 00:14:20,309 --> 00:14:21,444 that I am being replaced... 212 00:14:21,477 --> 00:14:22,578 I'm not replacing you... 213 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,714 I... by what? 214 00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:25,281 By... by you? 215 00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:27,116 You're a scrug. 216 00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:30,086 - What's a scrug? - A true scrug. 217 00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:34,661 I think the idea is supposed to be that we work together. 218 00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:38,027 Hold the fucking number. I cannot take this call. 219 00:14:40,263 --> 00:14:41,665 Ah, jeez. 220 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,201 Hey, em and p, what the... whatever the hell 221 00:14:45,234 --> 00:14:48,571 your names are. What the hell's that clown doin' here? 222 00:14:48,604 --> 00:14:50,573 - He's here to help you. - He's great. 223 00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:53,209 I'm your main clown, you hired me. 224 00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:55,177 - Yeah, we know. - Yes, we did. 225 00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:56,546 So what the hell's he doing here? 226 00:14:56,579 --> 00:14:57,748 Pele, was it? 227 00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:01,250 - No, you don't have to. - No, no, no, no, no. 228 00:15:02,518 --> 00:15:04,153 What's your routine? 229 00:15:04,186 --> 00:15:06,088 Well, I... I don't have, um... 230 00:15:06,522 --> 00:15:10,359 - I don't have a specific... - What's your name? 231 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,729 - It's Dante. - Like your clown name. 232 00:15:12,763 --> 00:15:15,732 Like, "hi, kids. I'm pele the clown." 233 00:15:15,766 --> 00:15:19,302 Well, can't I just be Dante the clown? 234 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,504 Dante's not a really common name. 235 00:15:22,471 --> 00:15:24,307 You don't strike me as a Dante. 236 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,809 It's too cool for ya. 237 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,313 From now on, you're gonna be... 238 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,817 Milo. Milo the rodeo clown. 239 00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:38,321 ♪ He stumbles and he falls ♪ 240 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,323 ♪ and he steps in shit ♪ 241 00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:44,327 ♪ he's Milo, the rodeo clown ♪ 242 00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:46,730 ♪ the rodeo clown... ♪ 243 00:15:46,763 --> 00:15:48,230 All right, all right, all right. 244 00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:49,332 Mi... Milo, it is. 245 00:15:52,803 --> 00:15:55,706 And now, for your viewing pleasure... 246 00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:58,909 It's pele's pity party! 247 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,411 Awesome! 248 00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:08,819 Hi, everyone! 249 00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:11,655 Hi! 250 00:16:11,688 --> 00:16:15,692 Welcome to pele's pity party. 251 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:18,662 Yeah! 252 00:16:19,796 --> 00:16:26,369 This is my dumb friend, Milo. His throat is croaking. 253 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,905 Right, Milo? 254 00:16:30,941 --> 00:16:33,576 Slap him again! I didn't get a good shot! 255 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,617 Oh no, Milo... 256 00:16:42,385 --> 00:16:45,321 Don't go off to yourself and have a... 257 00:16:45,354 --> 00:16:48,457 Pity party! 258 00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:50,694 Dance for us, Milo. 259 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,682 Sleepy time. 260 00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:29,598 It's time for our pity pop! 261 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,300 Whoo! 262 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,269 Come on up, Stanley! 263 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,838 Whoo! 264 00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:36,338 Well... 265 00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:46,348 This might just be the best birthday party I ever had. 266 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:53,255 Oh, no, oh, no. I'm really sorry. I'm... I'm sorry. 267 00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:56,827 You know, I... I... i'm not normally this cruel. 268 00:17:57,526 --> 00:17:58,594 Swear. 269 00:18:20,382 --> 00:18:22,786 Huh? 270 00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:28,491 A free wrist clears a foggy conscience. Hmm? 271 00:18:30,794 --> 00:18:33,697 You know, it turns out we found a lot of items 272 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,031 in that hippie Van o' yours. 273 00:18:35,932 --> 00:18:37,266 This your Van? 274 00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:40,871 - It's my girlfriend's. - It's sweet. 275 00:18:42,605 --> 00:18:44,808 You know, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't impressed. 276 00:18:46,475 --> 00:18:49,311 - Thanks. - You took that like a champ. 277 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,547 Hey, birthday cake is always a plus. 278 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,450 Such an old model. 279 00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:56,686 None of the guys even have 280 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,388 a charger for that dead, bland, piece of shit. 281 00:19:01,858 --> 00:19:05,294 Maybe you have what it takes to clown with me, after all. 282 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,498 Uh... no. 283 00:19:09,532 --> 00:19:12,002 That was... that was pretty heavy in there. 284 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,638 Listen. 285 00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:20,409 I have this, uh... These private events. 286 00:19:21,544 --> 00:19:22,712 I have one this weekend. 287 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,380 It pays a grand. 288 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,483 You in? 289 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,021 - I dress like this? - Yeah. 290 00:19:31,054 --> 00:19:33,622 Just a couple o' clowns out on the town. 291 00:19:34,024 --> 00:19:37,027 All right, yeah. 292 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:39,361 Yeah. Let's... let's pity party it up. 293 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,564 Let's pity party it up. For real? 294 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,917 ♪ Pity party, pity party, pity party, pity party, pity... ♪ 295 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:06,990 Where'd you get that get-up? 296 00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:08,758 The costume store. 297 00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:12,128 It's pretty inexpensive, actually. 298 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,132 I got hired for a private event. 299 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,567 It's this weekend. 300 00:20:19,568 --> 00:20:24,140 Of course, the "I" being Milo the rodeo clown! 301 00:20:25,008 --> 00:20:27,010 My baby's father is a working clown. 302 00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,812 You know, with these experiences, you could 303 00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:31,014 actually run away from home and join the circus. 304 00:20:31,781 --> 00:20:34,516 Probably be more money in that. 305 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,820 Could set us up real nice 306 00:20:36,853 --> 00:20:38,889 when little sequoia or river comes along. 307 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,726 Which one you leaning more towards, Rose? 308 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:47,173 Look, I'm really happy with the way this one's turning out. 309 00:20:47,197 --> 00:20:49,733 Oh, that looks great, love. 310 00:20:52,534 --> 00:20:54,014 Yeah, I'm still not sure about it all. 311 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,106 You naming someone, 312 00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:59,109 feels like giving them a life-long sentence. 313 00:20:59,142 --> 00:21:02,012 Yeah, no, it's a strange idea. 314 00:21:05,749 --> 00:21:07,183 - Is she cute? - Who? 315 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:09,686 The woman who hired you. 316 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,923 Well, I took the job before I knew there was a woman. 317 00:21:13,555 --> 00:21:14,623 See? 318 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,162 Her name's pele. She's just another clown 319 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,664 at this birthday party. 320 00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:24,801 - Is she pretty? - No. 321 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,737 Honestly, she had clown makeup on the whole time. 322 00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:31,107 Babe. I gabbed about you and our babe 323 00:21:31,141 --> 00:21:32,608 the whole afternoon. 324 00:21:33,575 --> 00:21:37,781 She offered me more work. It's honestly a godsend. 325 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,141 - I take back what I said. - What'd you say? 326 00:22:06,009 --> 00:22:08,878 That you were a little bitch with no cock. 327 00:22:10,046 --> 00:22:11,815 You didn't say that to me. 328 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,615 I didn't? 329 00:22:15,952 --> 00:22:18,021 Wrong person. Never mind. 330 00:22:18,054 --> 00:22:19,189 Where should I park? 331 00:22:19,222 --> 00:22:20,690 Right here. 332 00:22:22,158 --> 00:22:23,226 Come on. 333 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:28,999 Darker environment than I thought. 334 00:22:29,032 --> 00:22:31,968 Darker the pity party. 335 00:22:37,173 --> 00:22:38,708 Come on! 336 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:47,884 Can you juggle? 337 00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:50,787 I used to be able to a little bit, three balls. 338 00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:53,690 Actually, kinda interesting how I learned. 339 00:22:53,723 --> 00:22:55,267 One summer I worked at this kid's camp... 340 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,160 Wow, wow, wow, wow. Very interesting story. 341 00:22:57,193 --> 00:22:58,862 Just or no? 342 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,264 No, not really. 343 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,266 I don't fully know how to juggle. 344 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,001 Okay, can you do balloon animals? 345 00:23:05,702 --> 00:23:06,903 If you show me a few. 346 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,872 So you have to learn that, too? 347 00:23:08,905 --> 00:23:11,674 Pele! How do you stay so beautiful? 348 00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:15,311 My baby, tic tac! What up, baby? 349 00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:17,579 Who's the fresh meat? 350 00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,682 I'm Milo. And I guess 351 00:23:19,716 --> 00:23:21,818 we're here for a pity party. 352 00:23:21,851 --> 00:23:24,120 Pity party, pity party, pity party! 353 00:23:25,088 --> 00:23:26,790 Well, put her there. 354 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:31,294 I'm tic tac. This is my goddess, bunny. 355 00:23:32,195 --> 00:23:33,696 And this is my place! 356 00:23:34,264 --> 00:23:35,999 I live up in the loft up there. 357 00:23:36,032 --> 00:23:39,102 So if you need anything, just holler. 358 00:23:39,135 --> 00:23:41,938 Uh, if I'm not there, I'll either be kidnapped 359 00:23:41,971 --> 00:23:45,341 or dead or relapsed. 360 00:23:46,743 --> 00:23:49,746 I'm... I'm kidding! I'm f... I'm four years clean. 361 00:23:50,213 --> 00:23:52,248 I'm four y... four months. 362 00:23:55,385 --> 00:23:57,220 Have a great time. 363 00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:00,156 I've been trying to get a game of tag together. 364 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,324 You must play with me. 365 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,227 I haven't played tag since I was a tiny nugget. 366 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:06,763 I know a place. 367 00:24:07,297 --> 00:24:10,767 Hey, clown! Touching my girl's wrist? 368 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,669 - No. - No? 369 00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,070 I see it with my own two eyes. 370 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,372 - Look! - Are you calling me a liar? 371 00:24:16,406 --> 00:24:18,775 Because there's nothing I hate worse 372 00:24:18,808 --> 00:24:21,177 than someone questioning my intelligence. 373 00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:23,346 - I'm a smart guy. - He doesn't like that. 374 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:28,084 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, look at you. I fucking hate clowns! 375 00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:31,688 Ugly. You're ugly. Fucking flabby, too. 376 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:32,755 Look at me. 377 00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:35,925 I am fucking ripped, baby, ripped! 378 00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:38,862 - I will fuck you up. - Yeah, I... I am flabby. 379 00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:41,364 I try to eat right but I... I cut my fast food consumption 380 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:42,899 down to, like, five times a day and... 381 00:24:42,932 --> 00:24:44,000 Are you hungry right now? 382 00:24:44,467 --> 00:24:46,069 I'm sorry. I'm not interested. 383 00:24:46,102 --> 00:24:48,404 Are you insulting my girlfriend? 384 00:24:48,438 --> 00:24:50,240 Huh? You're too good for her? 385 00:24:51,007 --> 00:24:52,442 No, no, no... 386 00:24:52,475 --> 00:24:54,010 You piece of shit, I will fuck... 387 00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:55,712 Fuck. 388 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,214 Your girlfriend tried to fuck a clown 389 00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,415 while you're in the room. 390 00:25:00,216 --> 00:25:01,336 It's pretty funny, isn't it? 391 00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:05,255 Think about it. Own it. Let it settle. 392 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:08,925 Did you fucking push me? 393 00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:10,426 Did you feel like you got pushed? 394 00:25:10,994 --> 00:25:13,296 Yeah, it felt like a wind tried to blow me off my feet. 395 00:25:13,897 --> 00:25:17,100 I felt that breeze, too. So, uh, fuck off. 396 00:25:18,735 --> 00:25:21,004 - Whoo! - Uh... goodness! 397 00:25:21,037 --> 00:25:22,972 Hey, I really appreciate you helping me out. 398 00:25:23,006 --> 00:25:24,941 Oh, my pleasure. I love doing that. 399 00:25:24,974 --> 00:25:28,044 He wasn't that tough, anyway. Newt! My name's newt! 400 00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:30,079 - Newt? - What the hell's a newt? 401 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:33,449 I've heard of George or Eric, or I dunno, frank. 402 00:25:33,483 --> 00:25:35,418 - But newt? - What? Newt. 403 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,320 Newt is the name from my childhood. 404 00:25:37,353 --> 00:25:38,988 It keeps me warm. 405 00:25:39,022 --> 00:25:40,757 Something I picked up along the way. 406 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,792 Well, now I'm intrigued. 407 00:25:42,825 --> 00:25:44,069 There's nothing to be intrigued about. 408 00:25:44,093 --> 00:25:45,728 Best movie ever with aliens. 409 00:25:45,762 --> 00:25:48,131 Best character in aliens was newt. 410 00:25:48,164 --> 00:25:49,832 The little girl? 411 00:25:49,866 --> 00:25:51,434 Uh, yeah, the little girl. 412 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:54,370 And she was badass, she was tough. 413 00:25:54,404 --> 00:25:56,906 Too tough to die 'cause I'm a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tough guy. 414 00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:59,042 I got a halo. 415 00:25:59,075 --> 00:26:02,078 Fuck do a couple o' clowns know about best band of all time. 416 00:26:02,845 --> 00:26:04,490 You know you can say... Tell a lot about a person 417 00:26:04,514 --> 00:26:06,182 by who they choose is the best. 418 00:26:06,216 --> 00:26:08,017 Whether it's the Beatles, whether it's Elvis. 419 00:26:08,051 --> 00:26:09,419 I'm like, "fuck them crybabies!" 420 00:26:09,452 --> 00:26:11,154 It's all about the one-two-three-four. 421 00:26:11,187 --> 00:26:14,390 - Ramones! - Big fan then, are ya? 422 00:26:16,392 --> 00:26:17,427 What's your name? 423 00:26:18,561 --> 00:26:23,199 I... I'm Milo right now but my government name is Dante. 424 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:24,910 Ooh, he's got a government name. All right, 425 00:26:24,934 --> 00:26:26,436 Milo, is that your Van out-front? 426 00:26:26,469 --> 00:26:27,837 - Yeah. - Big fucker... 427 00:26:27,870 --> 00:26:29,138 - Yeah! - Isn't it? 428 00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:30,282 - Yeah. - Bet you got it stuffed 429 00:26:30,306 --> 00:26:31,307 to the brim in the back. 430 00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:32,976 You a hoarder, Milo? 431 00:26:33,576 --> 00:26:35,144 No, it's empty. 432 00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:36,512 Me and my girlfriend used to 433 00:26:36,546 --> 00:26:38,214 live in it up on venice beach 434 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:40,450 and she got pregnant and we actually found 435 00:26:40,483 --> 00:26:42,194 this really cute little bungalow for pretty cheap. 436 00:26:42,218 --> 00:26:43,820 I think it'll be nice once, like, 437 00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:45,331 the baby comes along and it's us three. 438 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:46,899 You gonna raise a baby on the clown money? 439 00:26:46,923 --> 00:26:49,058 Do you make enough money doing that? 440 00:26:49,092 --> 00:26:54,063 - I... I make and sell balm. - Balm? 441 00:26:54,097 --> 00:26:56,933 Yeah! Oh, you want some? 442 00:26:56,966 --> 00:26:58,067 You gonna charge me, Milo? 443 00:26:58,101 --> 00:26:59,402 No, no, 444 00:26:59,435 --> 00:27:00,803 you... you saved my life. 445 00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:03,273 Mama earth. 446 00:27:03,306 --> 00:27:04,407 That's my company. 447 00:27:05,508 --> 00:27:08,111 Let's see, Milo. 448 00:27:09,312 --> 00:27:10,913 Ooh, that's refreshing. 449 00:27:10,947 --> 00:27:12,315 Move a lot of product? 450 00:27:12,915 --> 00:27:15,351 It can be tough sometimes to get stores to carry it, 451 00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:17,453 but I... it's just the healing oils. 452 00:27:17,487 --> 00:27:19,022 Yeah, I cut out all the garbage. 453 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,556 It's really good for you. And everyone 454 00:27:20,590 --> 00:27:22,268 that uses it, loves it. It's really great stuff. 455 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,826 And you just gotta try it once 456 00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:24,961 and people kinda keep 457 00:27:24,994 --> 00:27:26,005 coming back, sort of thing. 458 00:27:26,029 --> 00:27:27,096 That's fantastic. 459 00:27:27,130 --> 00:27:28,231 Are you in the mood for an 460 00:27:28,264 --> 00:27:29,832 idea 'cause I have an idea. 461 00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:31,367 I've got some very legal work, 462 00:27:31,968 --> 00:27:34,370 and I think the clown cover might be perfect. 463 00:27:34,971 --> 00:27:37,540 Cover for who? The police? 464 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,509 How's it legal if it needs a cover? 465 00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:42,011 How is it you're asking the complete wrong questions? 466 00:27:42,045 --> 00:27:44,280 It... it should be how much and when? 467 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,983 $10,000 a piece. 468 00:27:47,016 --> 00:27:51,087 All you gotta do is drive a load for me to Vegas. 469 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,022 Take your little hippie Van. 470 00:27:53,056 --> 00:27:54,857 Park it in a specified spot. 471 00:27:54,891 --> 00:27:57,360 Wait. Come back in the morning. 472 00:27:57,393 --> 00:27:58,494 Just like that! 473 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:02,131 Sounds pretty good to me. 474 00:28:02,165 --> 00:28:03,232 Uh... 475 00:28:04,033 --> 00:28:05,044 Are you seriously thinking about this? 476 00:28:05,068 --> 00:28:06,069 You live in a Van. 477 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,404 $20,000 in the glove box 478 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:11,607 the moment you get back to la la land. 479 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,344 Shit. That's a lot of money. 480 00:28:15,044 --> 00:28:16,112 That's a lot of money. 481 00:28:19,415 --> 00:28:21,150 Live in a Van! 482 00:28:21,184 --> 00:28:22,985 Uh, you gonna do this with me? 483 00:28:24,087 --> 00:28:25,922 Are you sure you're serious? 484 00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:28,659 Some shit can go down. What... what are you gonna do? 485 00:28:28,692 --> 00:28:30,993 - You have a baby on the way. - We can't think that way. 486 00:28:31,027 --> 00:28:33,396 Okay? You're right. You? You're right. 487 00:28:33,429 --> 00:28:36,632 And thank you. It's so much rent! 488 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:39,302 Okay? We're in, we're in. 489 00:28:39,335 --> 00:28:41,137 Heigh-ho, let's go. 490 00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:44,907 Okay. If... if Milo's in, then I'm in. I'm... okay, fine. 491 00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:55,985 Oh, great, it's Milo. 492 00:28:57,220 --> 00:29:00,456 I'm making you breakfast, my sweet so-and-so. 493 00:29:01,124 --> 00:29:02,392 Thanks. 494 00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:04,060 You're just getting in? 495 00:29:04,594 --> 00:29:06,596 It was a long and crazy night, 496 00:29:06,629 --> 00:29:10,466 but I have $1,000 from it, so I'm not complaining. 497 00:29:11,267 --> 00:29:13,236 And how many people did you have to have sex with 498 00:29:13,269 --> 00:29:14,537 for all that dinero? 499 00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:17,440 Oh, so many. 500 00:29:17,473 --> 00:29:19,041 I bet. 501 00:29:27,216 --> 00:29:28,985 Your skateboard is gone, isn't it? 502 00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:31,421 Did you sell it? 503 00:29:33,122 --> 00:29:35,958 These are quick fixes. 504 00:29:36,492 --> 00:29:38,995 Okay, we need to make a financial layout. 505 00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:41,063 You know, long haul type of planning. 506 00:29:41,564 --> 00:29:42,632 Sounds good to me. 507 00:29:47,671 --> 00:29:49,138 I need your Van for the weekend. 508 00:29:49,505 --> 00:29:50,707 I hope it's not an issue. 509 00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:52,642 Another quick fix? 510 00:29:55,478 --> 00:29:56,546 $10,000. 511 00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:04,419 I'm getting worried about you. 512 00:30:05,789 --> 00:30:07,658 I know you're all right, I know. 513 00:30:07,691 --> 00:30:10,193 I just... These images in my head. 514 00:30:11,093 --> 00:30:13,730 You know, sometimes it's an image of you hurt 515 00:30:13,764 --> 00:30:16,365 and in need of help and there's no one else around. 516 00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:24,140 I'll tell you what. 517 00:30:26,142 --> 00:30:30,346 I will share my location with you from my phone. 518 00:30:30,379 --> 00:30:33,282 No, no, no, and that way, any time you're thinking about me, 519 00:30:33,316 --> 00:30:38,454 you can just rest assured, there I am, and I'm all right. 520 00:30:39,155 --> 00:30:40,223 You don't have to do that. 521 00:30:40,824 --> 00:30:42,525 You don't... I... I'm not crazy. 522 00:30:42,558 --> 00:30:44,627 - I'm not a crazy girl... - I know. I know, I know. 523 00:30:44,661 --> 00:30:46,062 I want to, okay? 524 00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:47,664 It's no problem. 525 00:30:49,131 --> 00:30:52,168 Okay. Yeah, I would like that a lot. 526 00:30:52,201 --> 00:30:54,136 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 527 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:13,556 Look at you with your printed-out. 528 00:31:13,589 --> 00:31:15,091 Mapquest directions. 529 00:31:16,325 --> 00:31:17,728 Dude. You're old. 530 00:31:21,631 --> 00:31:23,199 Should we knock, do you think? 531 00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:26,536 In the movies, the door usually just opens. 532 00:31:27,236 --> 00:31:28,471 Try pulling up closer. 533 00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:36,780 Hey, kid. Look! You made it. 534 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:39,382 You're in the pictures. 535 00:31:39,415 --> 00:31:40,751 Holy tomato! 536 00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:07,543 Oh, actually! I have to unlock it with a key. 537 00:32:08,712 --> 00:32:10,446 Key's on the ring over here. 538 00:32:10,479 --> 00:32:11,581 Hold on, guys! 539 00:32:17,553 --> 00:32:23,593 Uh... I need to unlock it with a... a key. 540 00:32:25,461 --> 00:32:27,664 Tell the boys pickin' up it's a silver key 541 00:32:28,264 --> 00:32:29,866 with a little bit of green on it. 542 00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:32,301 Used my girlfriend's nail Polish. 543 00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:34,136 Yeah? 544 00:32:50,486 --> 00:32:52,622 You seem like one of those guys 545 00:32:52,656 --> 00:32:54,490 that never does anything wrong, 546 00:32:54,958 --> 00:32:56,727 a little goody-two-shoe type. 547 00:32:57,460 --> 00:32:58,862 I'm driving my girlfriend's Van 548 00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:01,263 across the desert with. 549 00:33:01,297 --> 00:33:03,332 God-only-knows-what in the back of it. 550 00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:05,902 That is heroic. 551 00:33:05,936 --> 00:33:08,304 - Heroic? - Yeah. 552 00:33:10,339 --> 00:33:11,775 You're probably breaking the law 553 00:33:11,808 --> 00:33:13,542 for the first time in your life. 554 00:33:14,377 --> 00:33:16,847 What for? Money? 555 00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:20,549 No, you are doing it because you have a baby on the way 556 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:23,185 and you would do anything for your family. 557 00:33:23,219 --> 00:33:26,222 - How isn't that romantic? - You said, "heroic." 558 00:33:26,857 --> 00:33:30,861 Heroic, romantic, semantics. 559 00:33:31,828 --> 00:33:33,897 Relationship has always been my weak spot. 560 00:33:34,563 --> 00:33:37,801 If I tell you how my current boyfriend and I met... 561 00:33:40,336 --> 00:33:42,605 You would think very low of me. 562 00:33:42,638 --> 00:33:44,407 I'm sure that's not true. 563 00:33:44,808 --> 00:33:48,945 Believe me, I put myself in all the worst positions. 564 00:33:50,413 --> 00:33:52,683 Sometimes it's out of our control. 565 00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:57,253 The situation at hand seems to be held 566 00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,388 in the left hand that thinks it's right-handed. 567 00:33:59,422 --> 00:34:00,489 Yeah. 568 00:34:00,891 --> 00:34:02,959 - Human condition. - Seriously. 569 00:34:03,526 --> 00:34:05,929 We all have the same desires. 570 00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:09,933 Yeah. 571 00:34:12,002 --> 00:34:13,636 That's what really bones us. 572 00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:16,807 You trying to kill us! 573 00:34:18,909 --> 00:34:20,811 Don't forget about that shit in the back! 574 00:34:20,844 --> 00:34:24,280 Okay. Milo the sacredy cat is here. 575 00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:30,519 Oh, my god. Look at that. 576 00:34:30,553 --> 00:34:32,455 Look, look. Look over there. 577 00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:34,323 - You see that? - I see... no. What? 578 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:36,693 Your face? 579 00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:52,102 "Milo." 580 00:35:52,135 --> 00:35:54,905 Meet me at the hotel bar for a small night cap. 581 00:35:55,705 --> 00:35:57,707 Make sure to sit at the bar. 582 00:35:58,607 --> 00:36:00,076 "I'll find you there." 583 00:36:10,954 --> 00:36:13,522 - Howdy. - Hey. 584 00:36:13,556 --> 00:36:14,958 Your evening going swell, is it? 585 00:36:15,725 --> 00:36:19,428 - It's fine. - Want to go somewhere? 586 00:36:20,496 --> 00:36:22,933 I'd very much like to try on your hat. 587 00:36:22,966 --> 00:36:24,600 And what are you drinkin'? 588 00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:26,970 Uh, whiskey. Neat. Um... 589 00:36:30,073 --> 00:36:31,607 You're so cute. 590 00:36:33,677 --> 00:36:36,046 And I leave tomorrow to go back home. 591 00:36:36,079 --> 00:36:39,615 And I haven't even played with any American boys yet. 592 00:36:41,483 --> 00:36:44,420 Mm, listen. You are a very attractive. 593 00:36:44,988 --> 00:36:47,791 Sweet woman with great taste. 594 00:36:47,824 --> 00:36:49,159 Mm-hmm. 595 00:36:49,192 --> 00:36:52,461 I'm married and very much in love. 596 00:36:54,731 --> 00:36:56,833 That's an ugly wedding ring. 597 00:36:57,466 --> 00:36:58,534 Yeah, it is. 598 00:37:00,502 --> 00:37:02,906 The love of my life is pregnant with my child. 599 00:37:03,572 --> 00:37:05,775 It's an unbreakable union between humans. 600 00:37:06,609 --> 00:37:07,711 You're sweet. 601 00:37:10,546 --> 00:37:12,849 Sharks swim all around these parts 602 00:37:12,883 --> 00:37:15,719 looking for a sweet face like yours to eat. 603 00:37:22,524 --> 00:37:25,962 So I am... I am impressed. 604 00:37:26,696 --> 00:37:28,965 And then I just... I'm a little bit stumped. 605 00:37:28,999 --> 00:37:32,135 And now, I am impressed because your... 606 00:37:34,536 --> 00:37:36,206 Your turn-down tactics! 607 00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:37,506 That was good, right? 608 00:37:38,641 --> 00:37:40,143 What the hell is that? 609 00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,745 That was genius. 610 00:37:41,778 --> 00:37:43,747 Although, you could have told her 611 00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:46,950 that information right away. Okay? 612 00:37:46,983 --> 00:37:49,853 Ah, but you didn't. Why? 613 00:37:49,886 --> 00:37:52,521 Because you wanted to get a little bit of 614 00:37:52,554 --> 00:37:56,226 a rubbing and a coochie-coo. Right? 615 00:37:56,259 --> 00:37:57,961 And there's nothing wrong with that. 616 00:37:57,994 --> 00:38:00,797 And I... I get it 'cause I've been there. 617 00:38:00,830 --> 00:38:04,701 However, you have a girl. 618 00:38:04,734 --> 00:38:06,670 You have... you have your heart. 619 00:38:06,703 --> 00:38:08,470 That's... That's your livelihood. 620 00:38:08,504 --> 00:38:10,674 You stick with that. Come on. 621 00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:12,842 - My love's name's crystal... - That's interesting. 622 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:14,643 I'll tell you why I'm stumped. 623 00:38:15,011 --> 00:38:19,049 Because there is a... a strict no-hat policy here 624 00:38:19,082 --> 00:38:20,917 and you have got a very large hat 625 00:38:20,951 --> 00:38:23,119 sitting right on top of your head. 626 00:38:23,153 --> 00:38:25,521 - Oh, this is your place? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 627 00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:30,727 Well, I mean, I own the... you know, this. And I own... these. 628 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:35,564 And I own the, um... God, that ceiling... I own that. 629 00:38:35,597 --> 00:38:38,134 And the... and the vents and the big-ass sign out front. 630 00:38:38,168 --> 00:38:42,939 But I don't own its soul anymore because I just... 631 00:38:42,973 --> 00:38:43,973 You know, when you... 632 00:38:45,241 --> 00:38:48,244 When you kind of buy into this town, you know, 633 00:38:48,278 --> 00:38:53,950 like I... I did, you... you sign on some kind of dotted line. 634 00:38:54,851 --> 00:38:57,187 I bet you got an adventure laid out 635 00:38:57,220 --> 00:39:00,023 like a trail of breadcrumbs across your past, huh? 636 00:39:00,056 --> 00:39:04,160 - If you... - Oh, I, uh... I make lip balm. 637 00:39:04,861 --> 00:39:08,698 Mama earth. Yeah, you... it's for you. 638 00:39:08,732 --> 00:39:12,102 That's my company. It's unopened. 639 00:39:12,135 --> 00:39:13,703 You can have that stick, you know. 640 00:39:13,737 --> 00:39:15,305 You'd like it, just look it up online 641 00:39:15,338 --> 00:39:17,040 and find out where you can get more. 642 00:39:17,073 --> 00:39:18,884 You know what? I was just joking about the hat. 643 00:39:18,908 --> 00:39:21,577 I... I... I was just joking. It looks really good. 644 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:25,882 And I think it's not about hard work. 645 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:29,853 Not hard work, it's just luck. 646 00:39:31,755 --> 00:39:35,291 It... it has a high cost sometimes 'cause, like, 647 00:39:35,325 --> 00:39:39,929 um, I had a love once. Her name was karlily. 648 00:39:41,331 --> 00:39:44,267 That's a pretty name. You guys break it off? 649 00:39:49,672 --> 00:39:51,708 Breakups are tough. I've been there. 650 00:40:03,186 --> 00:40:11,186 I lost her in a car crash... About six months ago. 651 00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:25,208 But I do not want to mess up our nice vibe, our nice vibe. 652 00:40:25,775 --> 00:40:28,011 I did not mean to do that, and besides which, 653 00:40:28,044 --> 00:40:30,080 I haven't even introduced myself. 654 00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:37,020 My name: Joaquin Alvin illingworth III. 655 00:40:37,053 --> 00:40:38,822 - III? - Yeah. 656 00:40:38,855 --> 00:40:40,090 That's fancy. 657 00:40:40,123 --> 00:40:42,759 It's not. I'm just my father's son. 658 00:40:43,393 --> 00:40:44,994 My name's Dante. 659 00:40:45,028 --> 00:40:47,230 It's so awesome to make a new friend. 660 00:40:53,403 --> 00:40:54,671 You know... 661 00:40:55,705 --> 00:40:57,207 You know, all right... 662 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,209 Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey, please, sweetie, 663 00:40:59,242 --> 00:41:01,344 can we please have some... Some more yummy drinks? 664 00:41:02,145 --> 00:41:03,179 Same thing? 665 00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:04,848 Look. See? 666 00:41:04,881 --> 00:41:06,349 Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 667 00:41:06,382 --> 00:41:07,817 - Oh, a ring. - Yeah. 668 00:41:07,851 --> 00:41:09,119 I don't know, man, this is 669 00:41:09,152 --> 00:41:10,286 gonna tip me over the edge. 670 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,855 Let's jump together! 671 00:41:11,888 --> 00:41:13,823 Let's just do it! 'Cause you know why? 672 00:41:13,857 --> 00:41:16,092 'Cause you're a good boy. You're a good kid. 673 00:41:16,126 --> 00:41:20,763 Speaking of which, what is the baby's name? 674 00:41:21,464 --> 00:41:25,869 Right now we're between cedar and sequoia. 675 00:41:28,972 --> 00:41:31,640 Who fucking names a kid sequoia?! 676 00:41:32,142 --> 00:41:34,344 To baby Dante ii! 677 00:41:39,315 --> 00:41:41,351 This is good. This is good. 678 00:41:41,384 --> 00:41:42,652 Did you see the clown? 679 00:41:43,286 --> 00:41:44,320 I did. 680 00:41:44,354 --> 00:41:48,892 Joaquin Alvin illingworth. 681 00:41:49,859 --> 00:41:51,261 III. 682 00:41:51,294 --> 00:41:53,129 - The what? - His name, 683 00:41:53,163 --> 00:41:55,298 it's Joaquin Alvin illingworth... 684 00:41:57,467 --> 00:41:59,068 I thought it was a typo. 685 00:42:08,178 --> 00:42:10,146 What a swell guy, huh? 686 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:14,284 You know he gave money to 20 different children's charities. 687 00:42:14,317 --> 00:42:15,852 And I even read that 688 00:42:16,319 --> 00:42:19,789 he started a homeless shelter in his hometown. 689 00:42:45,949 --> 00:42:48,284 Ah, what a swell guy. 690 00:43:13,409 --> 00:43:15,211 Hey. Got my little note? 691 00:43:15,245 --> 00:43:18,047 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Went out last night, 692 00:43:18,081 --> 00:43:20,216 met the owner. Got free drinks all night. 693 00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:22,352 You know, you really messed up by not going out. 694 00:43:22,986 --> 00:43:24,506 Was it just all about the money for ya? 695 00:43:25,021 --> 00:43:27,824 Money. Yes. 696 00:43:33,396 --> 00:43:37,800 Ooh... ooh, ooh. 697 00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:40,069 Is that a gun in there? 698 00:43:40,103 --> 00:43:42,205 I would've liked to know there's a gun in the car 699 00:43:42,238 --> 00:43:43,473 while I'm in it. 700 00:43:45,408 --> 00:43:46,476 It's not mine. 701 00:43:47,844 --> 00:43:49,479 Why would they put a gun in here? 702 00:44:15,405 --> 00:44:17,507 Looks like $20,000 to me. 703 00:44:18,107 --> 00:44:20,476 Does it to you? 704 00:44:21,377 --> 00:44:22,445 Yup. 705 00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:32,464 Do you think they put this in there 706 00:44:32,488 --> 00:44:34,157 for us to protect their money with? 707 00:44:35,591 --> 00:44:37,393 I would have liked some communication. 708 00:44:38,928 --> 00:44:40,463 I've never even shot a gun before. 709 00:44:40,496 --> 00:44:42,365 I've never even held one before. 710 00:44:44,567 --> 00:44:46,235 I feel kind of cool, though. 711 00:44:52,308 --> 00:44:55,244 Jesus, you're reverting back to being a child. 712 00:44:56,045 --> 00:44:58,114 I'm reverting back to my inner thug. 713 00:45:26,710 --> 00:45:29,145 How much money do you think is in there? 714 00:45:30,179 --> 00:45:31,948 I think we should head back to L.A. 715 00:45:32,415 --> 00:45:34,183 Can you imagine what it must feel like 716 00:45:34,217 --> 00:45:35,385 to hold that much money? 717 00:45:35,418 --> 00:45:36,519 - Stop. - What? 718 00:45:37,420 --> 00:45:39,656 Look, I'm cool with my job 719 00:45:41,057 --> 00:45:42,625 and what's in the glove compartment. 720 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,964 But I think we should... Let's mind our own business. 721 00:45:47,997 --> 00:45:50,266 Okay, I would nev... I would never actually take any. 722 00:45:50,299 --> 00:45:51,367 I'm just... 723 00:45:51,401 --> 00:45:52,468 Fucking... 724 00:45:54,237 --> 00:45:57,173 You could have killed me. Are you a fucking moron! 725 00:46:00,610 --> 00:46:02,178 Get in the car. 726 00:46:02,211 --> 00:46:03,491 Get in the fucking car right now. 727 00:46:05,181 --> 00:46:06,549 Get in the car! 728 00:46:27,570 --> 00:46:30,239 I don't believe I like the name Milo any longer. 729 00:46:32,776 --> 00:46:36,179 From now on, I want to be called, he... 730 00:46:36,212 --> 00:46:38,147 He who gets slapped. 731 00:46:39,115 --> 00:46:40,383 All right, he. 732 00:46:42,686 --> 00:46:45,421 Let's just keep on getting on. 733 00:46:47,658 --> 00:46:50,626 Dinner's ready. And it's getting cold. 734 00:47:17,788 --> 00:47:19,055 What the hell? 735 00:47:20,156 --> 00:47:23,392 - Should I honk? - Sure. 736 00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:25,394 Let's bring more attention to ourselves. 737 00:47:27,096 --> 00:47:28,431 Someone's in there. 738 00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:31,376 There's gotta be a doorbell or something around here, I bet. 739 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,603 Just relax. Let's just try to be calm. 740 00:47:33,636 --> 00:47:35,004 Let's just chill. 741 00:47:43,412 --> 00:47:47,550 ♪ You are my sunshine ♪ 742 00:47:47,583 --> 00:47:51,254 ♪ my only sunshine ♪ 743 00:47:52,121 --> 00:47:55,458 ♪ you make me happy ♪ 744 00:47:56,359 --> 00:47:59,362 ♪ when skies are gray ♪ 745 00:48:00,731 --> 00:48:04,100 ♪ you are my sunshine ♪ 746 00:48:04,133 --> 00:48:07,069 ♪ my only sunshine ♪ 747 00:48:07,838 --> 00:48:13,810 ♪ please don't take my sunshine away ♪ 748 00:48:15,679 --> 00:48:19,215 ♪ I'll always love you ♪ 749 00:48:19,615 --> 00:48:22,686 ♪ and make you happy ♪ 750 00:48:23,553 --> 00:48:30,459 ♪ if you will only say the same ♪ 751 00:49:12,869 --> 00:49:14,537 Open the door! 752 00:49:14,570 --> 00:49:15,739 They get the bag? 753 00:49:15,772 --> 00:49:17,239 Is it over yet? 754 00:49:17,841 --> 00:49:20,476 Dude, no one's here, man. 755 00:49:26,382 --> 00:49:29,352 - What do you mean? - Well, it's obvious. 756 00:49:29,385 --> 00:49:32,421 These people went home early or we came too late. 757 00:49:35,726 --> 00:49:37,259 Call newt. 758 00:49:41,330 --> 00:49:42,465 We're sorry. 759 00:49:42,498 --> 00:49:43,633 You have reached a number 760 00:49:43,667 --> 00:49:44,835 that has been disconnected 761 00:49:44,868 --> 00:49:46,202 or is no longer in service. 762 00:49:49,438 --> 00:49:50,674 His phone's been disconnected. 763 00:49:56,445 --> 00:49:57,781 What the hell should we do? 764 00:49:57,814 --> 00:50:01,450 I'm sure his phone is dead. 765 00:50:01,484 --> 00:50:03,419 I think his phone's disconnected. 766 00:50:03,452 --> 00:50:05,889 I... I don't think that message pops up if your phone's 767 00:50:05,922 --> 00:50:08,391 just... low on battery. 768 00:50:09,291 --> 00:50:10,359 Veer to the right. 769 00:50:11,260 --> 00:50:12,380 Wouldn't it go to voicemail? 770 00:50:13,396 --> 00:50:15,197 I'm sure everything is fine. 771 00:50:16,298 --> 00:50:17,366 Don't sweat it. 772 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,467 Okay? 773 00:50:21,570 --> 00:50:22,773 Pull over right there. 774 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,788 Are you leaving? 775 00:50:43,994 --> 00:50:45,762 I can't think straight. 776 00:50:46,595 --> 00:50:49,498 And you definitely cannot think straight. 777 00:50:49,866 --> 00:50:53,904 And that fucking idiot weirdo is not answering his phone! 778 00:50:53,937 --> 00:50:56,807 So, let's just leave everything like it is 779 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,308 and deal with it tomorrow? Hmm? 780 00:50:59,676 --> 00:51:02,445 - This is my girlfriend's Van. - Cool... 781 00:51:02,478 --> 00:51:05,782 She should be so proud to have such a retro vehicle, you know? 782 00:51:05,816 --> 00:51:07,851 - It's a cool Van. - I don't think you get it. 783 00:51:08,451 --> 00:51:10,486 This is her Van. I've had it, like, three days. 784 00:51:10,519 --> 00:51:11,922 She doesn't like to share. 785 00:51:13,289 --> 00:51:14,658 Call me tomorrow. 786 00:51:16,927 --> 00:51:19,896 This will all be over soon. 'Kay? 787 00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:23,365 All right. Talk to you tomorrow? 788 00:51:23,399 --> 00:51:24,868 Okay, darling. 789 00:51:24,901 --> 00:51:27,403 Goodnight. 790 00:51:28,739 --> 00:51:30,006 Get some rest and be safe. 791 00:51:32,743 --> 00:51:37,480 Bye, Dante... I will miss you. 792 00:51:37,513 --> 00:51:38,647 Psych! 793 00:51:43,086 --> 00:51:44,620 No, I will. I will. 794 00:51:48,357 --> 00:51:49,893 This is how much I'm gonna miss you. 795 00:51:59,535 --> 00:52:01,470 Uh-oh! 796 00:53:41,805 --> 00:53:45,541 Baby... I love... Come cuddle me. 797 00:53:46,575 --> 00:53:48,544 I'll be right in, my Harmony Rose. 798 00:55:48,630 --> 00:55:50,266 You know, I just joking about the hat. 799 00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:52,869 I... I was just joking. That looks really good. 800 00:55:52,902 --> 00:55:57,173 And I think that you are an honest person. 801 00:55:57,207 --> 00:56:00,710 And you're probably the most honest person in here. 802 00:56:16,993 --> 00:56:19,295 Look at this, Dante! Whoo! 803 00:57:22,759 --> 00:57:24,260 You too, darling. 804 00:57:27,831 --> 00:57:31,367 Adios. Bye! 805 00:57:42,979 --> 00:57:44,180 Hi, Dante! 806 00:57:44,814 --> 00:57:45,882 Milo. 807 00:57:54,791 --> 00:57:55,892 Who... who are you? 808 00:58:18,948 --> 00:58:20,183 Ah! 809 00:58:21,217 --> 00:58:23,119 - Hey! - Hey. 810 00:58:23,153 --> 00:58:24,721 You still have your makeup on. 811 00:58:24,754 --> 00:58:26,856 - Do I? - You okay? 812 00:58:27,724 --> 00:58:29,759 You fell asleep sitting up last night. 813 00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:31,895 I probably had the ugliest look on my face. 814 00:58:31,928 --> 00:58:34,464 No! Not at all... 815 00:58:37,433 --> 00:58:39,469 Dante, I have to go to the studio. 816 00:58:39,502 --> 00:58:41,113 - I'm going to be late! - Let me take you! 817 00:58:41,137 --> 00:58:42,939 - Uh... - I just got one more trip 818 00:58:42,972 --> 00:58:45,141 to make. I'll pick you right back up when you're off. 819 00:58:45,175 --> 00:58:47,377 And then it's all yours. Okay? 820 00:58:49,112 --> 00:58:50,747 - I'm going to warm up the Van! - Okay. 821 00:58:50,780 --> 00:58:52,148 You're telling me that, uh, 822 00:58:53,049 --> 00:58:56,186 Joaquin was missing his entire bottom half? 823 00:58:56,219 --> 00:58:57,754 Well, guess you couldn't fit him 824 00:58:57,787 --> 00:58:59,022 into the case whole, huh? 825 00:58:59,055 --> 00:59:00,166 Wha... anyway, that makes sense. 826 00:59:00,190 --> 00:59:01,925 A suitcase coming about, uh, 827 00:59:01,958 --> 00:59:04,127 for clean clothes, not for your dirty laundry. 828 00:59:05,395 --> 00:59:09,499 You know, around here they call me the lucky one. 829 00:59:09,532 --> 00:59:12,502 You know, see, sometimes things seem to poof, 830 00:59:12,535 --> 00:59:14,337 fall out of the sky right into my lap. 831 00:59:14,370 --> 00:59:15,972 And I'll give you a for instance. 832 00:59:17,407 --> 00:59:19,909 This landed on my desk early this morning. 833 00:59:29,552 --> 00:59:31,387 So, has anyone, uh, read you your rights yet? 834 00:59:32,222 --> 00:59:34,157 - No. - Oh, they will, 835 00:59:34,190 --> 00:59:36,326 they will, once you get your rights back. 836 00:59:39,495 --> 00:59:41,097 - Bye! - Love you. 837 00:59:41,130 --> 00:59:42,398 Love you too, bye. 838 01:00:18,968 --> 01:00:21,004 We're sorry... 839 01:00:21,037 --> 01:00:22,105 Fucking newt! 840 01:00:25,875 --> 01:00:28,077 All right, come on, come on, pele. Pick up, pick up. 841 01:00:28,111 --> 01:00:29,279 - Pick up. - We're sorry... 842 01:00:35,051 --> 01:00:37,220 We're sorry, 843 01:00:37,253 --> 01:00:39,889 you have reached a number that has been disconnected 844 01:00:39,922 --> 01:00:41,291 or is no longer in service. 845 01:00:41,324 --> 01:00:43,092 If you feel you have reached 846 01:00:43,126 --> 01:00:45,094 this recording in error, please check the number 847 01:00:45,128 --> 01:00:46,896 and try your call again. 848 01:00:47,463 --> 01:00:49,999 We're sorry, 849 01:00:50,033 --> 01:00:52,335 you have reached a number that has been disconnected 850 01:00:52,368 --> 01:00:54,203 or is no longer in service. 851 01:00:54,237 --> 01:00:55,605 If you feel you have reached... 852 01:01:14,524 --> 01:01:17,527 Pardon me. You must be Mike... whoa! 853 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,295 Sorry for my appearance. 854 01:01:19,329 --> 01:01:22,598 I'm a career birthday clown named Milo. 855 01:01:23,499 --> 01:01:25,535 About a week ago, a family hired me 856 01:01:25,568 --> 01:01:28,404 - to perform a party here. - A week ago? 857 01:01:28,438 --> 01:01:31,474 This property has been on the market for sale 858 01:01:31,507 --> 01:01:34,177 for the last 10 months. 859 01:01:34,210 --> 01:01:36,279 Uh, this is em and p's house. 860 01:01:36,312 --> 01:01:38,147 They have a little boy named Stanley. 861 01:01:38,181 --> 01:01:39,582 He's kind of an evil kid. 862 01:01:40,216 --> 01:01:43,052 Are you okay? Do you need some help, son? 863 01:01:44,153 --> 01:01:46,322 You don't still see a little kid there, 864 01:01:46,356 --> 01:01:48,558 - do you? - Okay. All right. 865 01:01:49,292 --> 01:01:51,427 Just give me a moment. Shit! 866 01:01:53,029 --> 01:01:56,165 What? Wait. 867 01:01:56,199 --> 01:01:58,267 So, no one's lived in this house for 10 months? 868 01:01:58,301 --> 01:02:01,471 No, actually two and a half years. 869 01:02:01,504 --> 01:02:03,506 This property has sat vacant. 870 01:02:03,539 --> 01:02:07,009 It's a sad victim of a bank foreclosure. 871 01:02:10,513 --> 01:02:12,382 And what about those balloons? 872 01:02:13,449 --> 01:02:15,418 - I don't want to hurt you! - No, no, no... 873 01:02:15,451 --> 01:02:17,019 I don't want to hurt you! 874 01:02:18,287 --> 01:02:21,357 But this is private property and you are not an appointment! 875 01:02:22,058 --> 01:02:23,459 I'm a really good guy! 876 01:02:23,493 --> 01:02:25,928 - I... - I am calling the police! 877 01:02:39,142 --> 01:02:41,310 - Sophia! - Is everything all right? 878 01:02:41,344 --> 01:02:43,146 You shouldn't be going around like that. 879 01:02:43,179 --> 01:02:45,190 - You're kinda scary-looking. - Who gave you this flyer? 880 01:02:45,214 --> 01:02:47,059 No one. Remember? I kept taking it down from the pole 881 01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:49,318 out front. Thank goodness they stopped. Tacky-looking, 882 01:02:49,352 --> 01:02:51,154 - I thought. - Someone must have given it 883 01:02:51,187 --> 01:02:53,156 - to you to give to me. - Is everything all right? 884 01:02:53,189 --> 01:02:54,557 You're putting off creepy vibes. 885 01:02:55,324 --> 01:02:56,526 Okay, listen. 886 01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,061 I'm not gonna be mad about anything. 887 01:02:59,095 --> 01:03:00,396 Just tell me where to find pele. 888 01:03:00,430 --> 01:03:01,631 Pele? I don't know him... 889 01:03:01,665 --> 01:03:03,166 Don't play jokes with me! 890 01:03:11,340 --> 01:03:13,409 Hey! Why's he by my Van? 891 01:03:13,443 --> 01:03:15,611 What kind of drugs are you on, son? 892 01:03:15,645 --> 01:03:17,013 I'm a clown. 893 01:03:17,046 --> 01:03:18,715 Yeah, you sure are a clown, 894 01:03:18,749 --> 01:03:20,550 - a darn funny one at that. - No. No, no, no. 895 01:03:20,583 --> 01:03:22,753 Listen, listen. Let me leave. I haven't done anything. 896 01:03:22,786 --> 01:03:24,220 I just want to go home. 897 01:03:24,253 --> 01:03:25,488 We got a body in here! 898 01:03:26,723 --> 01:03:29,492 Get down on the ground! Get down on the ground! 899 01:03:29,525 --> 01:03:30,560 Do not resist! 900 01:03:31,294 --> 01:03:32,663 Jesus, don't shoot! 901 01:03:32,696 --> 01:03:34,197 Please, I have a baby. 902 01:03:34,230 --> 01:03:36,032 Stop resisting. Stop resisting! 903 01:03:36,065 --> 01:03:37,668 I have a baby on the way. 904 01:03:56,319 --> 01:03:57,386 Detective welles. 905 01:03:57,420 --> 01:04:00,022 Hey, roadie. Huh. 906 01:04:00,056 --> 01:04:03,326 We... room one. 907 01:04:03,359 --> 01:04:04,695 I'll be there in a jiffy. 908 01:04:04,728 --> 01:04:06,663 Just gotta grab my smokes. 909 01:04:13,636 --> 01:04:15,204 Well, that is great news. Thanks. 910 01:04:15,238 --> 01:04:16,572 Roadie, thanks a lot. 911 01:04:16,606 --> 01:04:17,886 I'll see you guys a little later. 912 01:04:18,374 --> 01:04:20,076 We'll celebrate, have a drink. 913 01:04:21,644 --> 01:04:24,046 Well! It's in. 914 01:04:24,781 --> 01:04:26,783 We got the murder weapon bagged and tagged. 915 01:04:26,817 --> 01:04:29,720 And just like you thought, your prints are all over the piece. 916 01:04:29,753 --> 01:04:31,420 I didn't say anything like that. 917 01:04:31,454 --> 01:04:34,691 Didn't ya? Oh. Oh, it's what I thought. 918 01:04:34,725 --> 01:04:38,094 Uh, new. Yeah, you're some freaky killer clown boy. 919 01:04:38,127 --> 01:04:40,363 Uh, you have any more victims stashed around? 920 01:04:41,364 --> 01:04:43,299 How about we look at some pictures? 921 01:04:45,468 --> 01:04:49,806 They made such a handsome couple. 922 01:04:52,341 --> 01:04:54,277 Wait, I met that girl. 923 01:04:54,310 --> 01:04:55,578 She calls herself pele. 924 01:04:56,445 --> 01:04:59,181 The girl you met at the birthday party? 925 01:04:59,215 --> 01:05:00,784 - Yes. - Oh. 926 01:05:01,484 --> 01:05:03,654 The birthday party that was what? 927 01:05:03,687 --> 01:05:06,489 Two weeks ago? Actually two weeks ago today, uh... 928 01:05:08,424 --> 01:05:09,760 Take a closer look. 929 01:05:11,762 --> 01:05:13,296 No, she's a clown. 930 01:05:13,329 --> 01:05:15,298 She calls herself pele the clown. 931 01:05:16,132 --> 01:05:18,200 Her whole act is pele's pity party. 932 01:05:18,568 --> 01:05:23,239 Karlily died in a fiery smash-up about six months back. 933 01:05:23,272 --> 01:05:27,109 So, excuse my skepticism about your rouse. 934 01:05:27,744 --> 01:05:30,847 Wait a second. Are you on drugs, huh? 935 01:05:31,581 --> 01:05:34,083 Hey, boys, did you check this guy for drugs? 936 01:05:34,584 --> 01:05:38,689 I'm not high. I sure wish I was, though. 937 01:05:38,722 --> 01:05:40,156 So, uh, tell me. 938 01:05:40,189 --> 01:05:42,759 Did you set out to do in Joaquin 939 01:05:42,793 --> 01:05:45,328 or was someone else pushing the buttons 940 01:05:45,361 --> 01:05:48,264 and you were just responsible for the levers? 941 01:05:49,398 --> 01:05:53,804 This is the victim with his brother. 942 01:05:55,204 --> 01:05:56,272 Hmm? 943 01:06:01,510 --> 01:06:03,714 - I met this guy. - Him? 944 01:06:03,747 --> 01:06:05,716 Yeah, yeah, he called himself newt. 945 01:06:05,749 --> 01:06:08,417 He's the one that hired me and pele to drive stuff to Vegas. 946 01:06:08,451 --> 01:06:10,419 Harold illingworth, not newt. 947 01:06:10,453 --> 01:06:12,856 You know you're facing 25 years to life, bub? 948 01:06:14,223 --> 01:06:16,192 I'm a pacifist, for goodness sake. 949 01:06:18,461 --> 01:06:20,529 You see, now, that's funny. 950 01:06:21,732 --> 01:06:25,601 I like that. You... You're a pacifist killer. 951 01:06:26,302 --> 01:06:29,171 Or, um, what would you say, a... 952 01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:32,776 Killer pacifist? Uh, which? 953 01:06:33,844 --> 01:06:36,145 Which you like better: Killer pacifist, paci... 954 01:06:36,813 --> 01:06:37,881 Lemme ask the guys. 955 01:06:39,248 --> 01:06:40,349 Hey, fellas! 956 01:06:40,884 --> 01:06:43,920 Fellas. Which sounds better? 957 01:06:44,587 --> 01:06:47,256 Killer pacifist or pacifist killer? 958 01:06:47,289 --> 01:06:50,292 I mean, just can't you see the movie poster? 959 01:06:53,629 --> 01:06:55,832 Get up, pussies! 960 01:06:55,866 --> 01:06:58,935 Scared, I'm not scared of no fucking taser! 961 01:07:00,737 --> 01:07:03,606 Hey, hey! Sit back down. 962 01:07:07,778 --> 01:07:10,312 That little bitch just kicked me in the shin! 963 01:07:10,346 --> 01:07:11,647 Come on, get up! 964 01:07:11,682 --> 01:07:13,984 No, no, no, no, no, no. 965 01:07:35,872 --> 01:07:37,606 - Get off the desk! - No! 966 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:38,775 Get off it! 967 01:07:42,278 --> 01:07:44,513 Get off the fucking desk! 968 01:09:09,699 --> 01:09:11,333 You ain't even done nothing 969 01:09:11,367 --> 01:09:13,402 and they're trying to take you out, huh? 970 01:09:16,572 --> 01:09:20,043 Damn. It's a cruel world. 971 01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:26,082 Gotta always hold on to the positives in life. 972 01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:29,119 Okay? Don't ever lose hope. 973 01:09:37,961 --> 01:09:38,995 Come on, boy. 974 01:09:40,030 --> 01:09:41,463 I'm gonna get you out of here. 975 01:09:46,635 --> 01:09:49,605 Dante made it! Someone owes me some money. 976 01:09:49,638 --> 01:09:51,574 Get the hell in here. 977 01:09:51,607 --> 01:09:53,447 You didn't pick me up! Did you forget about me? 978 01:09:53,475 --> 01:09:55,745 I'm sorry. I ran off and did something dumb. 979 01:09:55,779 --> 01:09:57,646 I rescued you an old dog. His name's Gilbert. 980 01:09:57,681 --> 01:09:59,049 - A dog? - Yeah. 981 01:09:59,082 --> 01:10:01,051 Yes, my Rose. You said you wanted one. 982 01:10:01,084 --> 01:10:02,152 - Gilbert? - Yeah. 983 01:10:05,421 --> 01:10:07,791 Hey, do you know how much for each other? 984 01:10:09,759 --> 01:10:12,796 We live both of our lives through love, not fear. 985 01:10:12,829 --> 01:10:14,563 Breathe. Breathe. 986 01:10:14,597 --> 01:10:16,032 I realize there's only a few truths 987 01:10:16,066 --> 01:10:17,399 in my life I live for. 988 01:10:18,101 --> 01:10:20,569 Your tiny little hand on my chest. 989 01:10:20,603 --> 01:10:22,172 And the sunshine in your eyes. 990 01:10:22,205 --> 01:10:23,205 Your kiss. 991 01:10:24,674 --> 01:10:27,878 We have a baby coming. Yeah. A family. 992 01:10:29,012 --> 01:10:31,081 Something you and I both do together. 993 01:10:31,114 --> 01:10:32,816 Okay, breathe. You got this. You got this. 994 01:10:32,849 --> 01:10:34,450 You can do this. You can do this. 995 01:10:34,483 --> 01:10:35,627 - You can do this. - No, I can't. 996 01:10:35,651 --> 01:10:36,720 Love you, too. 997 01:10:36,753 --> 01:10:38,021 Just keep breathing, good. 998 01:10:38,054 --> 01:10:39,555 You've got it, crystal. 999 01:10:39,588 --> 01:10:41,925 Looking great. Keep breathing. 1000 01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:43,827 - Something's wrong! - Nice, slow. Okay. 1001 01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:45,580 - Something's not right. - Turn her on over. 1002 01:10:59,876 --> 01:11:01,845 Squeeze my hand. There it is. 1003 01:11:01,878 --> 01:11:03,713 Good job. You're doing okay. 1004 01:11:03,747 --> 01:11:05,825 - The baby's coming. Beautiful. - You're almost there. 1005 01:11:05,849 --> 01:11:07,549 Beautiful, baby. You've got this. 1006 01:11:07,583 --> 01:11:09,686 Three more deep breaths. 1007 01:11:09,719 --> 01:11:10,863 Give me two more, just like that. 1008 01:11:10,887 --> 01:11:11,955 Two more. 1009 01:11:12,554 --> 01:11:14,490 Okay. There you go. 1010 01:11:14,523 --> 01:11:17,661 Nice and slow. 1011 01:11:21,563 --> 01:11:23,632 - Just one more deep breath. - Come on, one more. 1012 01:11:23,667 --> 01:11:24,901 You got this. He's almost out. 1013 01:11:24,935 --> 01:11:26,112 He's halfway out. Come on, come on. 1014 01:11:26,136 --> 01:11:27,137 Come on. 1015 01:11:39,716 --> 01:11:41,017 Here you go, crystal. 1016 01:11:41,751 --> 01:11:42,919 Your beautiful baby boy. 1017 01:11:46,957 --> 01:11:49,926 It's okay. 1018 01:11:55,298 --> 01:11:58,702 It's okay. 1019 01:12:12,148 --> 01:12:13,783 It's okay. 1020 01:12:13,817 --> 01:12:16,853 Mama's little baby. Okay... 1021 01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:31,701 - Oh! - Whoo! 1022 01:13:00,930 --> 01:13:02,531 Uncle Jim wants you to call him. 1023 01:13:03,099 --> 01:13:04,167 Please do. 1024 01:13:48,845 --> 01:13:51,681 Jesus, man. Fuckin' disturbed my slumber. 1025 01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:54,326 I left something here the other night. 1026 01:13:54,350 --> 01:13:55,819 I know exactly what it is. 1027 01:13:57,720 --> 01:13:59,089 What is it? 1028 01:13:59,122 --> 01:14:00,323 Blue sweatshirt. 1029 01:14:00,356 --> 01:14:01,791 Oh, that shit's gone. 1030 01:14:01,825 --> 01:14:03,660 No. My mother gave me that 1031 01:14:03,693 --> 01:14:05,228 sweatshirt before she died. 1032 01:14:05,261 --> 01:14:07,063 Well, get your foot out of my door, man. 1033 01:14:07,931 --> 01:14:10,632 Yo, I'm Milo the clown. Do you remember me? 1034 01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:12,402 I... I was with... I was with pele. 1035 01:14:12,435 --> 01:14:14,204 Jesus Christ. 1036 01:14:14,938 --> 01:14:16,706 Damn, motherfucker! 1037 01:14:16,739 --> 01:14:17,841 I didn't do shit to you! 1038 01:14:19,275 --> 01:14:21,220 Dude, people have been killed for taking my phone, 1039 01:14:21,244 --> 01:14:22,312 man, give it back. 1040 01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:25,949 What're you looking through my phone for? 1041 01:14:25,982 --> 01:14:28,384 Oh, wow. No password. 1042 01:14:28,418 --> 01:14:30,854 See, I wasn't expecting that from you, tic. 1043 01:14:31,988 --> 01:14:33,857 Now tell me where I can find newt or pele 1044 01:14:33,890 --> 01:14:35,391 or whatever the hell his name is! 1045 01:14:36,025 --> 01:14:38,061 I... I don't know those people, man. Okay? 1046 01:14:38,094 --> 01:14:39,438 I... I don't know who you think I am. 1047 01:14:39,462 --> 01:14:40,763 You know who I am? 1048 01:14:41,698 --> 01:14:43,299 Yeah. A scared little bitch 1049 01:14:43,333 --> 01:14:44,934 who doesn't know how deep he is, man. 1050 01:14:45,335 --> 01:14:47,937 Wh... what exactly do you mean, "how deep he is," huh? 1051 01:14:48,838 --> 01:14:50,840 I didn't say shit, man, okay? 1052 01:14:50,874 --> 01:14:52,985 Just get the fuck out of here before I get my gat, man! 1053 01:14:53,009 --> 01:14:54,711 That's it, I'm done! 1054 01:14:54,744 --> 01:14:56,880 Ah! I gotta settle this now, no matter what. 1055 01:14:56,913 --> 01:14:58,348 Now tell me where I can find newt! 1056 01:14:58,381 --> 01:15:00,150 Do you know who he is, man? Okay? 1057 01:15:00,183 --> 01:15:02,218 You know where he's from? What he does? 1058 01:15:02,252 --> 01:15:04,096 You... you've got to be crazy, you think I'm gonna sell 1059 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:05,889 that Frankenstein motherfucker out. 1060 01:15:05,922 --> 01:15:07,657 He's batshit. Okay? 1061 01:15:11,161 --> 01:15:12,462 Yo, dude, what happened 1062 01:15:12,495 --> 01:15:13,930 to your legs, man, huh? 1063 01:15:14,464 --> 01:15:16,099 Man, were you born this way? 1064 01:15:16,132 --> 01:15:17,734 Nothing wrong with 'em, man. 1065 01:15:17,767 --> 01:15:19,135 It's fashion! Okay? 1066 01:15:19,169 --> 01:15:21,404 Huh? Well, your arms are fine. 1067 01:15:21,437 --> 01:15:23,139 You still got function in them! 1068 01:15:23,940 --> 01:15:25,284 I still got function in my legs, man. 1069 01:15:25,308 --> 01:15:26,809 I'm not a cripple. 1070 01:15:26,843 --> 01:15:27,920 Oh, dude, who said anything 1071 01:15:27,944 --> 01:15:29,279 about you being a cripple? 1072 01:15:29,312 --> 01:15:30,380 At least not yet. 1073 01:15:30,980 --> 01:15:32,215 Ah! 1074 01:15:34,784 --> 01:15:36,228 - Don't touch her. - The hell, you trying 1075 01:15:36,252 --> 01:15:37,921 - to kill me? - Don't touch my honey, man. 1076 01:15:37,954 --> 01:15:39,756 I'm sorry, I... I really wasn't thinking. 1077 01:15:39,789 --> 01:15:42,158 - I... can I please leave now? - No! Got her hear now! 1078 01:15:45,528 --> 01:15:47,130 Okay! I'll fucking telling you, man! 1079 01:15:47,163 --> 01:15:49,165 - I'll tell you where he is. - Ah! 1080 01:15:49,199 --> 01:15:51,734 You're driving! Your car. 1081 01:15:54,771 --> 01:15:55,838 Fuck. 1082 01:15:58,041 --> 01:16:00,043 Don't scratch my car, man. 1083 01:16:00,076 --> 01:16:02,145 Oh! Shit. 1084 01:16:03,413 --> 01:16:05,248 My pride and joy! 1085 01:17:34,170 --> 01:17:35,471 Hey, uh, this is Dante. 1086 01:17:35,505 --> 01:17:36,572 I'm not here right now. 1087 01:18:53,483 --> 01:18:54,984 Oh, my. 1088 01:19:14,170 --> 01:19:15,638 Garrett, sweetie. 1089 01:19:20,309 --> 01:19:24,080 Beautiful baby. Looks just like his mama. 1090 01:19:27,116 --> 01:19:28,985 My god, I'm a mess. 1091 01:19:29,018 --> 01:19:31,087 No, we've all been there, honey. 1092 01:19:32,588 --> 01:19:34,157 Has his royal majesty come back yet? 1093 01:19:34,190 --> 01:19:35,191 Yeah. 1094 01:19:35,992 --> 01:19:39,395 He sure can be a royal pain in the ass, huh? Ooh. 1095 01:19:40,163 --> 01:19:41,407 Probably shouldn't be cussing around 1096 01:19:41,431 --> 01:19:42,733 my little guy anymore, huh? 1097 01:19:45,168 --> 01:19:46,235 You know what? 1098 01:19:48,137 --> 01:19:49,497 Let's make you a little drinky-poo. 1099 01:19:50,039 --> 01:19:51,941 You popped that boy out, let's celebrate. 1100 01:20:05,188 --> 01:20:07,691 Aw. Oh, my goodness. 1101 01:20:07,724 --> 01:20:09,492 But I actually grew up singing in the church. 1102 01:20:11,394 --> 01:20:13,362 Oh. I know. 1103 01:20:13,396 --> 01:20:15,198 Sounded like that kind of, at first. 1104 01:20:37,253 --> 01:20:38,387 Oh... 1105 01:20:41,624 --> 01:20:44,360 Oh. 1106 01:20:59,242 --> 01:21:00,376 Oh, my goodness. 1107 01:21:04,380 --> 01:21:07,216 I thought you were picked up for murdering my husband. 1108 01:21:07,751 --> 01:21:10,386 I thought you died in a car crash six months ago. 1109 01:21:11,354 --> 01:21:12,421 Karlily. 1110 01:21:13,122 --> 01:21:14,791 Don't have a pity party. 1111 01:21:21,397 --> 01:21:24,100 I'm detective welles. This here is roadie. 1112 01:21:24,868 --> 01:21:28,137 You must be the muse. Crystal. 1113 01:21:28,504 --> 01:21:30,807 Life happened to us all. 1114 01:21:32,776 --> 01:21:35,611 You don't know the situation that I was in with Joaquin. 1115 01:21:36,345 --> 01:21:40,449 It was either him or me. 1116 01:21:43,252 --> 01:21:46,255 Every one of us would have went the same path. 1117 01:21:47,490 --> 01:21:48,490 From Dante, uh, 1118 01:21:49,592 --> 01:21:53,529 or should I say, Milo, the murdering clown? 1119 01:21:54,630 --> 01:21:56,232 What's happened now? 1120 01:21:56,265 --> 01:22:00,369 Well, besides escaped custody, murder. 1121 01:22:00,403 --> 01:22:02,471 Murder? My Dante? 1122 01:22:02,505 --> 01:22:04,340 Escaped custody? 1123 01:22:05,575 --> 01:22:08,277 Do you mind if we search the bungalow? 1124 01:22:09,478 --> 01:22:11,113 - Sure. - And you know what? 1125 01:22:11,147 --> 01:22:13,850 - The entire house as well. - Yeah, sure. 1126 01:22:13,884 --> 01:22:16,185 It's the animal in us. 1127 01:22:17,821 --> 01:22:19,823 We adapt to our environment. 1128 01:22:21,290 --> 01:22:23,292 And it dominates us. 1129 01:22:24,493 --> 01:22:26,295 Or we dominate it. 1130 01:22:29,599 --> 01:22:32,134 I'm not a murderer. 1131 01:22:42,211 --> 01:22:45,114 Not many places to hide, not many at all. 1132 01:22:45,749 --> 01:22:48,451 So, uh, when is the last time 1133 01:22:48,484 --> 01:22:51,688 that either of you, uh, got a little look at him? 1134 01:22:52,321 --> 01:22:53,690 Few days ago. 1135 01:22:53,724 --> 01:22:55,826 Missed his baby's birth, right, Garrett? 1136 01:22:55,859 --> 01:22:57,794 - Yeah, he did. - Ah, that's all right. 1137 01:22:58,729 --> 01:23:00,731 Well, we'll find him soon enough. 1138 01:23:00,764 --> 01:23:03,199 Here's a number you can call to get your Van back. 1139 01:23:04,433 --> 01:23:06,135 - Back? - Yeah. 1140 01:23:06,535 --> 01:23:09,238 Oh, Dante got his Van impounded. 1141 01:23:09,271 --> 01:23:10,339 You didn't know that? 1142 01:23:12,843 --> 01:23:15,177 I'm not a murderer. 1143 01:23:19,916 --> 01:23:22,853 Where were you the night that it happened? 1144 01:23:22,886 --> 01:23:27,156 Hmm? With the deceased? 1145 01:23:29,660 --> 01:23:31,928 It doesn't look good for you, Dante... 1146 01:23:40,536 --> 01:23:42,939 Get him, newt! Get him! 1147 01:23:42,973 --> 01:23:44,775 Ooh, there's quite a bit you don't know. 1148 01:23:44,808 --> 01:23:46,710 Quite a bit. 1149 01:23:48,277 --> 01:23:49,680 Call me if you wise up. 1150 01:23:50,513 --> 01:23:53,449 My number's on the front and, uh, 1151 01:23:53,984 --> 01:23:55,852 the impound lot's on the back. 1152 01:23:56,519 --> 01:23:57,586 Roadie. 1153 01:23:59,656 --> 01:24:01,323 You, uh, folks, 1154 01:24:01,357 --> 01:24:04,828 you have yourselves a nice, warm evening. 1155 01:24:12,035 --> 01:24:13,904 Lots of crickets out tonight. 1156 01:24:14,905 --> 01:24:17,273 Yeah, they're chirping away at the moon. 1157 01:24:18,641 --> 01:24:23,245 Warm nights feels like death in the sand dunes. 1158 01:24:28,384 --> 01:24:31,855 - I lied. - You... you lied? 1159 01:24:32,689 --> 01:24:33,757 I did. 1160 01:24:34,323 --> 01:24:36,492 - The police just now? - Yeah. 1161 01:24:37,728 --> 01:24:39,768 That's not good, crystal. We don't know what he did. 1162 01:24:39,796 --> 01:24:41,630 Look, I know that he didn't do 1163 01:24:41,665 --> 01:24:43,299 whatever they have him down for. 1164 01:24:43,332 --> 01:24:44,901 Please, you have to help me. 1165 01:24:44,935 --> 01:24:47,871 You know I will. 1166 01:24:47,904 --> 01:24:50,339 Kill him, newt! 1167 01:25:03,754 --> 01:25:08,491 About time. About time we got rid of this fool. 1168 01:25:08,524 --> 01:25:12,628 Huh? Mr. He who gets slapped. 1169 01:25:12,662 --> 01:25:13,897 Ha! 1170 01:25:25,407 --> 01:25:26,727 All right, let's go move the body. 1171 01:26:09,451 --> 01:26:10,854 I have to find him. 1172 01:26:13,389 --> 01:26:14,456 Be careful. 1173 01:26:55,765 --> 01:26:57,167 Ah! 1174 01:27:02,005 --> 01:27:04,607 Why the hell are you bringing her in here? 1175 01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:08,510 Well, because she saw the body. 1176 01:27:09,179 --> 01:27:11,114 What did you do to him? 1177 01:27:11,147 --> 01:27:13,415 - Who is... who is she? - Are you some kind of strange, 1178 01:27:13,449 --> 01:27:14,885 really intense neighborhood watch? 1179 01:27:14,918 --> 01:27:16,452 Is that what she's doing around here? 1180 01:27:21,157 --> 01:27:22,893 Are you crystal? 1181 01:27:22,926 --> 01:27:26,830 My little boy. We just had a baby. 1182 01:27:29,132 --> 01:27:30,834 We're way past crying. 1183 01:27:30,867 --> 01:27:33,103 What are you doing, wandering around, 1184 01:27:33,136 --> 01:27:36,106 staring in other people's houses 1185 01:27:36,139 --> 01:27:38,875 like some creepy creepster? 1186 01:27:38,909 --> 01:27:40,609 Are you a creepy creepster, little girl? 1187 01:27:40,643 --> 01:27:44,014 - Dante. Dante! - What are we gonna do? 1188 01:27:44,047 --> 01:27:46,816 Shit! What are we going to do? 1189 01:27:46,850 --> 01:27:49,686 Shit! Shit! What are we gonna do? 1190 01:27:50,754 --> 01:27:53,156 This is not the time to get me turned on. 1191 01:27:53,189 --> 01:27:55,191 Just give me a second. I have a plan. 1192 01:27:56,059 --> 01:27:58,070 You know, if this was the caveman days, what we would do? 1193 01:27:58,094 --> 01:28:00,596 We would just... we would just cook ya and we'd eat ya. 1194 01:28:00,629 --> 01:28:02,933 And you know who you'd grunt about it? Nobody! 1195 01:28:02,966 --> 01:28:05,035 Because that's how it works in the animal kingdom. 1196 01:28:05,068 --> 01:28:08,138 The strong destroy the weak. 1197 01:28:08,171 --> 01:28:10,572 That's the ecosystem! 1198 01:28:11,274 --> 01:28:12,541 Are you here by yourself? 1199 01:28:13,642 --> 01:28:17,681 Or are there other little crickets hip-hopping around? 1200 01:28:18,614 --> 01:28:20,884 You didn't call the police, did ya, little cricket? 1201 01:28:20,917 --> 01:28:23,153 My baby boy and my friend, they're out in the car. 1202 01:28:23,186 --> 01:28:25,487 Please, please, please... 1203 01:28:27,223 --> 01:28:28,524 Her baby's in the car. 1204 01:28:29,292 --> 01:28:30,559 Harold... 1205 01:28:30,961 --> 01:28:32,996 - Baby. - Harold. 1206 01:28:33,029 --> 01:28:35,732 Now's not the time for a teachable moment but, uh, 1207 01:28:35,765 --> 01:28:37,633 I think you know my name is newt. 1208 01:28:37,667 --> 01:28:39,307 So, why don't you just call me newt, okay? 1209 01:28:40,602 --> 01:28:42,906 Jesus Christ, why aren't you taking this serious? 1210 01:28:42,939 --> 01:28:46,009 - Why the fuck is she here? - I don't know why she's here. 1211 01:28:46,042 --> 01:28:48,144 But here's the question that you need to be asking. 1212 01:28:48,178 --> 01:28:50,714 How long is it gonna take to dump the bodies 1213 01:28:50,747 --> 01:28:54,684 of these stupid and weak little animals? 1214 01:28:54,718 --> 01:28:56,219 No! 1215 01:29:03,059 --> 01:29:04,861 I'm so happy you're here! 1216 01:29:06,796 --> 01:29:08,665 He kidnapped me 1217 01:29:08,698 --> 01:29:11,968 and... and he forced me to do all these horrible things. 1218 01:29:13,670 --> 01:29:16,106 I'm so happy you came, crystal. 1219 01:29:16,139 --> 01:29:19,009 Thank you for coming to save my life. 1220 01:29:19,042 --> 01:29:21,277 You're the best. 1221 01:29:26,615 --> 01:29:28,118 Thank you. 1222 01:29:28,151 --> 01:29:30,954 Thank you for coming. 1223 01:29:30,987 --> 01:29:33,123 Thank you, crystal. 1224 01:29:33,990 --> 01:29:37,293 Do you believe me? Do you believe me? 1225 01:29:42,165 --> 01:29:46,002 Thank you, crystal. Thank you. 1226 01:29:55,779 --> 01:29:58,048 Oh, hold... Hold a second, fellas. 1227 01:29:58,782 --> 01:29:59,849 Do me a favour. 1228 01:30:06,956 --> 01:30:10,026 It's really sad because they were both my friends. 1229 01:30:12,796 --> 01:30:14,563 I was really good friends with them. 1230 01:30:28,978 --> 01:30:30,046 So, that's all. 1231 01:30:31,214 --> 01:30:32,849 That's all that happened. 1232 01:30:32,882 --> 01:30:34,317 All right. 1233 01:30:38,888 --> 01:30:39,956 Huh. 1234 01:30:45,862 --> 01:30:47,297 I thought you were picked up 1235 01:30:47,330 --> 01:30:48,965 for murdering my husband. 1236 01:30:50,433 --> 01:30:53,036 I thought you died in a car crash six months ago... 1237 01:30:53,069 --> 01:30:55,105 - Son of a bitch. - Karlily. 1238 01:30:55,138 --> 01:31:00,743 Don't have a pity party. Life happened to us all. 1239 01:31:01,678 --> 01:31:05,315 You don't know the situation that I was in with Joaquin. 1240 01:31:05,348 --> 01:31:08,785 It was either him or me. 1241 01:31:08,818 --> 01:31:10,753 You just said you didn't have contact 1242 01:31:10,787 --> 01:31:12,889 with Dante, that his fall woke you. 1243 01:31:13,456 --> 01:31:15,425 Now, what exactly transpired... 1244 01:31:15,458 --> 01:31:17,498 - It's the animal in us. - Between the three of you? 1245 01:31:18,728 --> 01:31:21,064 We adapt to our environment. 1246 01:31:22,932 --> 01:31:25,135 Get him, newt. Get him! 1247 01:31:25,869 --> 01:31:27,971 Ah! 1248 01:31:28,004 --> 01:31:29,672 Kill him, newt. 1249 01:31:32,208 --> 01:31:34,277 Come on now, stand up. Don't make this tough on me. 1250 01:31:34,310 --> 01:31:35,812 About time. 1251 01:31:36,212 --> 01:31:38,915 About time we got rid of this fool. 1252 01:31:41,284 --> 01:31:44,254 Ha! 1253 01:31:44,354 --> 01:31:46,990 Settle down. Settle down. 1254 01:31:47,023 --> 01:31:50,460 Whoa, tough guy. Tough guy, huh? 1255 01:31:50,493 --> 01:31:52,395 Come on, let's go. 1256 01:32:00,603 --> 01:32:02,884 I should've figured something like this could happen, huh? 1257 01:32:03,406 --> 01:32:05,141 These things, they tend to have 1258 01:32:05,175 --> 01:32:07,744 their secret trails and hidden passages. 1259 01:32:11,281 --> 01:32:15,251 Excuse me, uh, do you have a name for the boy? 1260 01:32:16,486 --> 01:32:17,754 Patrick. 1261 01:32:18,321 --> 01:32:20,023 After Dante's grandfather. 1262 01:32:20,924 --> 01:32:22,292 He wrote children's books. 1263 01:32:25,028 --> 01:32:28,898 Nice. That's a strong Irish name. 1264 01:32:28,932 --> 01:32:29,999 God bless. 1265 01:32:30,433 --> 01:32:33,136 Mm, I love it. My little Patty patch. 1266 01:32:33,536 --> 01:32:35,805 And, uh, what's your role in all this? 1267 01:32:35,838 --> 01:32:37,273 Oh, I'm... 1268 01:32:37,307 --> 01:32:39,809 He's... he's Patrick's uncle. 1269 01:32:47,050 --> 01:32:48,518 You know, roadie. 1270 01:32:48,551 --> 01:32:50,311 There's three kinds of people on this planet. 1271 01:32:51,387 --> 01:32:53,923 Those who make it, those who don't 1272 01:32:53,957 --> 01:32:55,959 and those who get pulled into these things 1273 01:32:55,992 --> 01:32:57,860 by those who are destined to lose. 1274 01:32:57,894 --> 01:33:00,330 Now, hey, uh, I'm not saying Dante was a loser, 1275 01:33:00,363 --> 01:33:02,432 he just got pulled in by the losers. 1276 01:33:02,465 --> 01:33:04,133 You know, those of us in this world 1277 01:33:04,167 --> 01:33:06,269 who want to swing on a different vine, 1278 01:33:06,302 --> 01:33:08,004 we gotta be okay with it 1279 01:33:08,037 --> 01:33:10,540 if that vine snaps once in a while. 1280 01:33:10,573 --> 01:33:14,210 'Cause this place we live, it's got rules and regulations. 1281 01:33:14,244 --> 01:33:15,778 And... 1282 01:33:15,812 --> 01:33:17,180 Think money is always the answer, 1283 01:33:17,213 --> 01:33:19,115 but there's no free money in this world. 1284 01:33:19,148 --> 01:33:20,750 Everything has its price. 1285 01:33:21,484 --> 01:33:24,320 I'm not saying I want all you people out there 1286 01:33:24,354 --> 01:33:26,322 to stop burning the candles at both ends, 1287 01:33:26,356 --> 01:33:28,157 'cause that would change my life. 1288 01:33:28,191 --> 01:33:29,292 And I don't want that. 1289 01:33:29,325 --> 01:33:30,460 Just like the undertaker 1290 01:33:30,493 --> 01:33:32,829 never gets short of, uh, work, 1291 01:33:32,862 --> 01:33:35,898 people never get tired of being in places 1292 01:33:35,932 --> 01:33:37,033 where they shouldn't be. 1293 01:33:37,934 --> 01:33:38,934 That's where I'll be. 1294 01:33:39,502 --> 01:33:45,975 I'll be separating the angels from the demons. 92410