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- Hi, hi.
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Norman Mailer lived,
uh, two doors down.
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I saw him bite
Rip Torn's ear off one night.
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Seems like
a different lifetime.
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If you're looking
for more action, I can, uh,
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show you something
on Commercial Street.
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But you should know that
by November, even downtown
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is so empty and quiet that
you could hear a gnat fart.
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- I like the quiet.
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Need my privacy.
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How's the ventilation?
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These old houses
can get pretty stuffy.
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- You a writer?
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Painter?
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Hermit?
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I know you're not here
for the social scene,
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whatever's left of it.
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I've been here for 50 years.
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You know, back in the day,
you'd walk downtown,
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and you'd see boys getting
butt-fucked on front porches
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like some kind of perverted
Norman Rockwell painting.
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It was true
homosexual Americana.
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Now it's Mom and Dad
or Dad and Dad or Mom and Mom
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and baby stroller gridlock
all fucking summer long.
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- I just left my job
at a lab in Providence.
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- What are you, a chemist?
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- It was an ugly divorce.
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I just need some time alone.
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- Let's cut the bullshit.
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A big-city chemist
looking for a quiet place
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with great ventilation
in a town where the things
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that are most plentiful
for eight months a year
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are methheads, choppy seas,
and depression?
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That sounds like a woman
looking to set up
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her own little meth lab.
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- I have a PhD from Harvard.
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Meth is well below
my pay grade.
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- Good.
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'Cause the sheriff has a nose
like a truffle pig
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for that junk.
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- Just lookin' for some quiet.
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I'll take it.
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- Do you know that guy,
uh, Tex?
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He cruises the docks?
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- Wait, don't tell me.
He's from Texas.
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- Yeah.
How'd you know?
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Anyway, he taught me this trick
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you do right before
a guy comes.
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- Mm.
- You press down on his taint,
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you time it just right,
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you can get him to come again
right away.
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- Mm, but you'll charge me
for just the one, right?
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- Exactly.
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- You're playing
out of your league.
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Scram.
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- Look,
can I just borrow ten bucks?
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- I said scram, methhead.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- I'm new in town,
got a few extra bucks.
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You do girls too?
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- Yep.
Here.
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Look at that.
I'm a gentleman.
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Don't touch anything.
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- So, uh, what do you want?
[chuckles]
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Kind of do things
as a standard
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sliding scale kind of deal.
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It's, uh, $50 for oral.
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Straight-up sex, that's $100,
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but I'm currently running
a Halloween special.
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I'll do anything for 20 bucks.
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- But Halloween
isn't for a week.
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- Mm.
It's a, um, seasonal thing.
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[both laugh]
- I just wanna talk.
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I'll pay you for your time.
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- All right.
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- Tell me about your dreams.
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- Like, at night?
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- No.
Like, in life.
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You ever wanna be a model
or play for the Yankees?
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- You really think
I could be a model?
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- No.
But you must have something.
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Everyone does.
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- Well, I write a little.
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- You any good?
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- I don't know.
[laughs]
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I don't think
I've ever shown anyone
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anything I've written
before, but, uh...
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um, yeah, you know,
I think I'm pretty good.
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Why, you, like, a big-time
movie producer or something?
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- I'm a biochemical engineer.
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Spent the past nine years
working with the U.S. military
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trying to understand and unlock
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the creative parts
of the brain.
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- They wanna make
more creative soldiers?
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- Less.
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They don't want them
to think for themselves.
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But to lock up
the creative mind,
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we also have to understand
how to unlock it.
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We have tons of research
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from studying
highly creative people.
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Every one of 'em
says the same thing.
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They don't know
where it comes from.
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[whispering]
But I do.
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[normally]
The occipital lobe.
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Talented people have denser,
more numerous clusters
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of neurons in that area.
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I don't care if you are
Bill fucking Shakespeare.
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If I whack you hard enough
in that part of your head,
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you'll never write again.
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So I started developing a drug
to target that area.
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Made the neurons in that part
of the brain fire at 10,
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50, 1,000 times faster
and more frequently
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than they usually do.
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- Uh, wow, um...
[laughs]
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Did it work?
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- We started testing it
on primates.
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And yeah, it worked...
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on some of the apes.
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The ones who tested higher
on cognitive tests
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before we gave them
the medicine.
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Suddenly, they could play
complex notes on a keyboard.
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- So, um, what happened to the
ones it, like, didn't work on?
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- They became
highly aggressive.
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Bloodthirsty.
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Tore the other apes
limb from limb.
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I think the medicine
has different effects
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on creative
and noncreative people.
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It's almost like
the noncreative ones
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can tolerate
their lack of talent
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until they're confronted
with it.
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Then their mediocrity
drives 'em mad.
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So...
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Wanna try one?
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- Fuck no!
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- Maybe you're one
of the talented ones.
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- Um...
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Thanks
but no, thanks.
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Uh, look,
can I just get my money?
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- It's a long winter.
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I'll give you $50
for anyone you convince
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to come take one
of these lil' black beauties.
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- Maybe I should sing tonight.
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Do you think they have
any Joan Baez?
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- Ooh, wow, Joan Baez.
[both laugh]
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Wait, doesn't, uh, singin'
make your cough worse anyway?
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- Yeah, but...
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good news is, it's October
and I've only had bronchitis
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five times this year.
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- Oh, that's a--
a real victory, Karen.
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- I always get depressed
this time of year.
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- Oh, no, no.
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I love it.
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All the assholes leave town,
and the galleries close, and...
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none of the paintings inside
them mock me when I walk by.
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- Do you think you're talented?
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Like, uh--like, uh--
like, if you just had,
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like, a little bit of help,
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you could paint things good
enough for those galleries?
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- Oh.
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No.
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No, I'm shit
inside and out.
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Can I have a hit, please,
before I bore myself to tears?
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Hey.
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I'm a singer.
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Mickey sent me.
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- Welcome, welcome to our last
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Autumn Reading
Octoberfest event.
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Some people come out
to the Cape to see the foliage,
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others for a fresh bag
of cranberries
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or a walk in the dunes.
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But the authors
we've been lucky enough
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to bring here
to read their new works
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are just as satisfying a draw,
if you ask me.
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Today I'd like to welcome
Belle Noir,
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a romance novelist,
self-published,
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who will be reading
from her new book,
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"Martha's Cherry Tree,"
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a rather racy retelling
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of the George
and Martha Washington story.
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- Thank you.
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I'm going to read you
a section of chapter 17.
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Martha suspects
George is sleeping
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with one of their maids.
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And upon searching
the maid's bed,
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she finds one
of George's wooden teeth.
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Rather than confront George,
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she decides
to seduce the maid herself.
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"'I cannot tell a lie.
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"I cannot tell a lie.'
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"Had he whispered
those false words
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"to innocent little Penelope
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"when he drove himself
into her?
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"Had he lied about loving her?
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"Lied about her
being the only one?
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"Lied about never lying?
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"The only thing that distracted
her from these thoughts
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"was the soft skin
of Penelope's breasts and belly
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"as Martha slowly kissed her
way down to the hairy warmth
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between the young maid's legs."
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Who should I make it out to?
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- The Chemist.
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You're a good writer.
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- That's very kind of you.
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- Got some real potential.
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- Tell the publishing houses
for me, would you?
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You said you were going
to come in for the reading.
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- Your books gross me out.
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- It grosses you out to hear
your wife talk about sex?
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- Yes, especially this book.
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I can't look at a $1 bill
or Mount Rushmore anymore
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without wantin' to puke.
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How many books did you sell?
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- One.
- [scoffs] For fuck's sake.
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I would've just bought
a book from you at home,
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and we could've skipped
this bullshit.
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- It's not bullshit.
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It's my dream.
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- What do you want from me,
Belle?
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I'm here, aren't I?
I agreed to puttin' up
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a big chunk of our retirement
for this dumb book tour,
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during which
we've sold six books.
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You want me
to support your dream?
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Here I am,
supporting the fuck out of it.
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- [chuckling] And I'm grateful.
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But can't you see
I'm doing it for both of us?
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I could be
the next Danielle Steel.
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She's worth a billion dollars.
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- How many times
has she been married?
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- Four, maybe five.
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- Well, I guess then there's
one way you could be like her.
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Let's go back to the hotel
and freshen up
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and then watch the sunset
from Muse.
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I hear it's beautiful.
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- Do you want me to suck
some cock while I'm in there?
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- What?
No.
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- Then why are you asking me
to go to a homo bar
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and do something totally gay
like watch the fucking sunset?
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I wanna do something
actually fun,
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like the haunted dune tour.
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- Sounds scary,
I don't wanna have nightmares.
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I need my sleep before the next
tour stop in the Vineyard.
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- You know why
I'm really so angry at you?
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It's not the stupid book tour
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or the fact that
you write about sex all day
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but haven't touched my dick
in two years.
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It's that you're weak
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and scared
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and boring.
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- I'm the same as I was when
you married me 40 years ago.
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- Well, I was at work
for those 40 years.
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Now that I have
to be with you all the time,
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it's intolerable.
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- I hear they have
great calamari!
254
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,074
- Hey.
255
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,576
Pretty cool color
on your nails.
256
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,677
You mind if I join you?
257
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,514
- What are you, a hustler?
258
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,549
I wrote a book about a hustler
259
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,784
who ends up sleeping
with the head of the KGB
260
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,954
and then becomes
head of the CIA.
261
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,190
- That sounds awesome.
[chuckles]
262
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,691
I'd like to read that.
263
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,694
- I'll send you a copy.
264
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,131
You're wasting your time
with me; I'm married.
265
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,465
- Wait.
266
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,967
I know you.
267
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:08,801
You're the author
that was doing the reading
268
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,304
at the bookstore, right?
269
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,473
- Were you there?
- Uh, well, no.
270
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,475
They, uh--they don't
let me in there anymore
271
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,145
after I stole the, uh,
"Screenplay for Dummies" book
272
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:18,911
a while back, but, uh,
273
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,413
I saw you through the window.
274
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,249
- You write too?
275
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,218
- Ah, sometimes,
but not like you.
276
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:28,555
You're, like,
a real published author.
277
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,058
- Self-published.
278
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,559
- Hey, I mean,
279
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,893
just finishing a book's
a big deal, right?
280
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,066
- Let me buy you a drink.
281
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,567
- Yeah.
282
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,070
- I know they say
that anyone can be a writer,
283
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,738
because all you have to do
is sit down and write,
284
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,507
but that doesn't make you
a writer any more
285
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,076
than a kid playing catch
is a ballplayer
286
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,478
or a sperm donor is a dad.
287
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,746
I know I'm not the greatest
writer in the world.
288
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,417
I mean, a lot of my stuff
is schlock, but...
289
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,685
I'm a writer; I know I am.
290
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,019
I can't stop.
291
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,489
Even if it wrecks my marriage,
292
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,190
even if I go broke doing it,
293
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,525
even if I never sell a book,
294
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,260
it's who I am.
295
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,031
Can I ask you a question?
296
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,701
Do you have any cocaine?
297
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,537
I always wanted to try it, and
you look like a drug addict.
298
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,206
No offense.
299
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,873
- Oh, none taken.
300
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,209
'Cause I am.
- Mm.
301
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,712
- But, um, no, no coke.
But...
302
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,847
I've got something better.
303
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,222
- Give me a Bloody Mary.
304
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,324
- Hey, dude,
you don't look good.
305
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,493
- I feel sick.
306
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,896
I think that bitch Karen gave
me bronchitis or something.
307
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,731
- You sure?
'Cause she says
308
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,999
she hasn't been sick
in a while.
309
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,046
- I'm gonna puke.
310
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,321
- I'm so happy.
311
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,289
- Uh, yeah, that's the drugs.
312
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,457
- Then I want more.
313
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,158
- [laughs]
Yeah, you see,
314
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,827
it doesn't really
work that way.
315
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,962
First time's the best,
and then, uh,
316
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:23,563
you end up
chasing that high forever,
317
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,633
and you never catch it.
318
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,134
- That's some bullshit.
319
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,001
- Mm-hmm.
- [laughs]
320
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,905
- Uh,
you know, I, uh--
321
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,575
I know someone that can
give you something else.
322
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,076
Something that can
make you happy forever.
323
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,177
- How come
you're not taking it?
324
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,483
- 'Cause it's, uh--
it's not for me.
325
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,685
It only works
for people like you.
326
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,687
Artists.
327
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,363
We've been waitin'
half an hour.
328
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,598
- I wanted to read this first.
329
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,434
You have talent.
330
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,602
- Thank you.
- Took everything in me
331
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,871
not to rub one out
during that threesome
332
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:08,275
with George and Martha
and Ben Franklin.
333
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,876
- I've always found
heavier-set men
334
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:10,610
to be extremely attractive.
335
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,115
- Mickey tell you
what I'm offering?
336
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,217
- Making all my dreams
come true.
337
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,218
I'm in.
- You wanna know about
338
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,387
the side effects?
339
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,187
- I know I'm talented.
340
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,692
- The pills
create certain cravings.
341
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,193
And they cause aggression
342
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,862
even in the subjects
with positive results.
343
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,365
- I could use
a little of that too.
344
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,867
According to my husband.
345
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,870
Please, I need this.
346
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,642
- The effects are temporary.
347
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,046
You're gonna have to keep
taking them as it wears off.
348
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,247
And you're gonna have
to stick around
349
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,883
and agree to let me study you.
350
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,085
- Whatever it takes...
351
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,525
To finding my destiny.
352
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,260
- You've reached Ray.
Leave a message.
353
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,429
- Asshole.
[beep]
354
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,876
- Good morning.
355
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,448
What's wrong with you?
356
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,882
- I wrote a book last night.
357
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,217
A whole book, and it's--
358
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,887
it's beautiful.
359
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,889
- Bullshit.
360
00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,123
Let me see.
361
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,563
You didn't write this.
362
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,330
- What?
363
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:18,731
Yes, I did.
- You couldn't have.
364
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,232
It's good.
365
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:25,237
- I did write it!
366
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,239
I went out and danced
367
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,675
and took methamphetamine
368
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,243
and met a chemist
and had the time of my life!
369
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,245
And then I came home,
and I wrote this!
370
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,414
Where the fuck were you?
371
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,849
- I went to the dunes tour,
372
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,851
and I got drunk,
373
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,720
and I met a woman who doesn't
dress like a schoolteacher,
374
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,321
and I fucked her
right there in the sand
375
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,156
until we passed out.
376
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:47,059
Then we woke up
and fucked again.
377
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,896
- [gasps]
- Now I'm gonna take a shower.
378
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,064
I'm gonna pack my things.
379
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:52,899
I'm gonna go over
to the Red Inn.
380
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,166
I'm gonna fuck her
for a third time.
381
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,002
Because this marriage...
382
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:57,704
is over.
383
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,543
- What?
384
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,578
You got something
you wanna say?
385
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:09,749
- Ah!
386
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,074
- What was the feeling exactly?
387
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:40,046
- I don't know.
Rage?
388
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:43,883
Like Braveheart
or a beast of the wild.
389
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,217
But that's not
what made me attack him.
390
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:47,987
- What was it?
391
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,823
- Thirst.
392
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:53,993
I could smell his blood
through his skin.
393
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,161
I was gonna die
if I didn't drink it.
394
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,664
- Fascinating.
395
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,832
Not surprising,
but fascinating.
396
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,333
- You knew this
was going to happen?
397
00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,104
After the rages,
398
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:07,607
the apes would drink the blood
of their kills.
399
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,909
When we autopsied
the ones before they drank,
400
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:12,511
we noticed a depletion
of sodium, potassium,
401
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,747
calcium, and magnesium
in their blood.
402
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:18,585
I wasn't sure it'd have the
same effect on humans, but...
403
00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,252
makes sense that it would.
404
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:21,754
- Am I going to have
to keep drinking blood
405
00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:23,923
to keep writing like that?
406
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,194
- Would that stop you from
continuing to take the pills?
407
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:37,604
What happened after
you drank from your husband?
408
00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:41,608
- I, uh, sat down and...
409
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:45,612
wrote the first 50 pages
of part two of my book.
410
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:48,615
I didn't even care about Ray.
411
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,783
I just had to write.
412
00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,619
- First things first,
413
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,220
you got to get rid
of your husband's body.
414
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,059
- Come on.
415
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,728
Mm.
416
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,500
Ah!
417
00:26:11,537 --> 00:26:13,239
No, no, no, no, no!
Back, back, back.
418
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,907
Jesus.
419
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:15,908
Ew.
420
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,586
- Did your hair all fall out
on its own?
421
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,221
- Most of it.
422
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,423
I shaved the rest.
423
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,425
Otherwise I'd look like
Riff Raff from "Rocky Horror."
424
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,894
- Your skin
is looking rather creamy.
425
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,729
Probably a form of anemia.
426
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,231
How's your temper?
427
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,067
Have you shown
any aggression towards anyone?
428
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,068
- No.
429
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,536
I'm a fucking Buddhist.
430
00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:47,707
I wanna be like Bono and use
my music to help people.
431
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,876
I need more pills.
432
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,110
The dose you gave me
must have been too low.
433
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,380
I have never felt a jones
like this before.
434
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:57,216
- I told you,
I set the protocol.
435
00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,285
And you don't get another pill
until day five.
436
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,520
It's day three.
437
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:02,722
- What did you do to me?
438
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:03,890
Why is this happening to me?
439
00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:05,892
Please, give me a fix.
440
00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:07,293
Just one more pill.
441
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,728
- You're part
of a very important study.
442
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:12,064
And you volunteered for it.
443
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:12,965
Honestly, I don't know
what's happening to you
444
00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,466
or what comes next.
445
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,635
All I know is,
no more pills for two days.
446
00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:18,805
- And if I die before then?
447
00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:21,373
I'm freezing cold.
I can't stop shivering.
448
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:21,808
Is that supposed to happen?
449
00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,642
- It's October.
450
00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:26,612
You're wearing a light jacket.
451
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,447
Go get yourself
a proper fucking coat.
452
00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:46,766
- I'm diggin' the look.
453
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:50,002
Vampire Michael Stipe.
454
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,104
Or anorexic Uncle Fester?
455
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,508
You want a tattoo?
456
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:57,276
I do them in the back.
457
00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:58,945
I could give you bat wings
458
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,413
or, like, a grim reaper
dancing on your arm.
459
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:02,414
- I need a coat.
460
00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:04,350
And I don't have
a lot of money.
461
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:04,917
- I got just the thing.
462
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,254
- These look expensive.
463
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:11,257
- They were, in the '80s.
464
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,359
All the fashion gays
from New York and Boston
465
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,362
came out here to let their
dicks and rainbow flags fly.
466
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,864
Then they all died
and left behind closets
467
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,099
full of this
high-fashion stuff.
468
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,533
When the straight yuppies
moved into town,
469
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:25,537
they cleaned out the closets
and donated all of it to us.
470
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:28,941
I was hoping to sell a few
for Halloween, but no takers.
471
00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:31,443
I'll basically give one to you
if you take it off my hands.
472
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,248
You don't look well.
473
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:11,083
Would you pray with me?
474
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,751
- Yeah.
475
00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:58,564
- [distorted]
Awesome costume, dude.
476
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,716
- The candy's in the--
477
00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,051
[whispering]
Come in.
478
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:22,821
[normally]
What happened?
479
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,759
It states in section four
of the contract you signed
480
00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:29,095
to be a part of the study
481
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:30,162
that you have complete
confidentiality
482
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,598
for anything you say in here.
483
00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:34,934
- I was in the cemetery,
and I--
484
00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:36,936
I don't know what happened.
485
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,104
I'm a vegan.
486
00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:40,272
I don't even eat
those Impossible Burgers,
487
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:42,274
but the thirst for her
was too much.
488
00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,110
- How much blood did you drink?
489
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:46,012
- I don't fucking know!
490
00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,513
I killed her!
491
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,448
She asked me to pray with her,
and I killed her!
492
00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,683
- Did you feel anger, rage?
493
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:52,784
- Yes.
Why?
494
00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:53,852
- [sighs]
You drank the blood
495
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,255
'cause the pills
create a deficiency.
496
00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:59,992
You felt the rage
because you now hate everyone.
497
00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:01,693
- Why?
498
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,530
I told you, I'm a pacifist.
499
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,032
- You hate everyone
because you now know
500
00:31:06,098 --> 00:31:08,034
the truth about yourself.
501
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,268
You're not talented.
502
00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,203
You don't have what it takes.
503
00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:18,777
- The talented ones
need the blood,
504
00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,947
but their rage comes
from their arrogance
505
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:23,049
and certainty that they're
better than everyone.
506
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:26,785
The rage of the untalented
is much darker, more intense.
507
00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:29,555
You hate the world for giving
you dreams that were too big.
508
00:31:30,789 --> 00:31:32,524
Back up, motherfucker.
509
00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:37,829
- Never come back here again.
510
00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:40,232
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll
have plenty of company soon.
511
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:43,502
Soon as word gets out
about what I'm sellin' here,
512
00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:44,903
every asshole whose mother
told him he could be
513
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,406
the next Elvis or Tyler Perry
514
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,241
gonna take a chance
on that little black pill.
515
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,511
Nine out of ten of 'em
are gonna end up just like you.
516
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,213
Now, get the fuck out my house.
517
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,327
- [retching]
Ugh.
518
00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,766
Hey, dude.
519
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,502
Never mix tequila and merlot.
520
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:38,457
- You wanna try that on?
521
00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:41,127
- I don't know, perhaps.
522
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,129
I'm looking to create
an entirely new closet,
523
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,297
a whole new look.
524
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,465
- New guy in your life?
525
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,467
- Mm, no,
I like to play the field,
526
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:50,636
preferably
with multiple players.
527
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,140
- I left my husband
a few winters ago.
528
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:55,641
Left him in pieces
on the beach.
529
00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:58,310
Just kidding.
530
00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,946
- I killed my last boyfriend.
531
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:04,483
He could bang me pretty good,
but he was boring as fuck.
532
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:05,651
So I drank him dry
and burned the body.
533
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,820
- How long
you been on the pill?
534
00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:10,656
- Two years.
You?
535
00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:11,957
- Couple of months.
536
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,959
What's motivating the new look?
537
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,961
- I always thought
that a woman should pick a look
538
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,464
before she turns 40
and stick with it.
539
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,500
For men, it's 50.
And I did that.
540
00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:22,668
But lately I've been thinking
that that's a rule
541
00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,137
for people with no second act.
542
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,972
I've published six
"New York Times" best sellers
543
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,674
in the past two years,
544
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,276
one that was turned
into a film franchise.
545
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,179
"The Heart
is the Bitterest Root,"
546
00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:35,114
I love those movies.
547
00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:37,283
- What about you, dear?
548
00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:38,450
How does your little black
pill-driven greatness
549
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:40,352
express itself?
550
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,321
- Tattoos.
551
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,823
And these.
552
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,325
- [laughing] Oh, my!
How convenient.
553
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,860
I must have a set!
554
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:49,528
- I can arrange that.
555
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,962
Step into my office.
556
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,366
After, we can give you
a wardrobe makeover.
557
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,502
- Mm, I'm belle of the ball.
558
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,789
- $5 cover.
559
00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:20,025
It's drag night.
We gotta pay the performers.
560
00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:26,165
- Wanna check my ID?
561
00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:29,168
- Nah.
You're good.
562
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:35,507
- Thank you!
We're gonna take a short break
563
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,676
before our next performer!
564
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,323
- Drag is an art form.
565
00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:52,424
I am a professional.
566
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,660
You three...
567
00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:55,761
straight boys in bad wigs.
568
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,596
[laughs]
- Pfft!
569
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,331
- You know, men have been
performing in women's clothing
570
00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:01,333
since the time of the Greeks.
571
00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:04,270
You all just appropriated it
for gay culture.
572
00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:05,937
- Speak for yourself, dude.
573
00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:09,107
I don't give two shits who's
appropriate or not appropriate.
574
00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:10,609
All I know is, I can make more
doin' this than painting houses
575
00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:12,778
or stealing
from my grandmother.
576
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,780
My problem with you is,
577
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:17,283
you're the ugliest
fuckin' woman I ever seen.
578
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,786
- [coughs]
And your drag name is awful.
579
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,454
- Patty O'Furniture.
580
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,290
That's an awesome name.
581
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:25,391
- And why in the hell
do you think people
582
00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:26,958
want to be thinkin'
of some suburban deck chair
583
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,627
while you perform for them?
584
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,296
Look at me!
585
00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:32,764
I'm Crystal Decanter.
586
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,801
I ooze elegance and shine.
587
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,469
I don't know why y'all
are tryin' to read him
588
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:38,304
when y'all are just
as bad as he is,
589
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:39,771
probably worse.
590
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:43,275
- Next up, Patty O'Furniture.
591
00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:44,476
- Oh, fuck my life.
592
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,812
- Don't even try
to upstage me, asswipe.
593
00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:49,481
- [coughs]
- What a loser.
594
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,218
- Boo!
595
00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:54,220
- Break a nail, whore.
- Yeah.
596
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:55,654
- The only thing
he's gonna break is his heels.
597
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,789
- Loser.
- Ugh.
598
00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:19,278
- Boo, boo!
- Awful!
599
00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:32,791
- Tell 'em, girlfriend!
600
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:43,969
- You suck!
601
00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:04,390
- [laughs]
- Loser!
602
00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:43,995
- What is it?
603
00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:45,364
- Does it matter?
604
00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:48,600
Goes down easy
and gets you high.
605
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,938
- Uh-huh.
606
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,512
- You don't belong in here...
607
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:02,448
doing this...
608
00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:04,115
dressed like that.
609
00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:07,285
I've got a nose for talent.
610
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,787
Why is a young man
of your gifts
611
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,922
lip-synching in drag
612
00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:13,425
on the cock tip of Cape Cod
in the winter?
613
00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:15,293
- I'm a playwright.
614
00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:17,629
I sweet-talked the owner
of the playhouse in town
615
00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:19,765
into putting on
one of my plays.
616
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,601
I rented a place,
I moved out here,
617
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:26,104
I started casting,
and then the guy just...
618
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,773
disappeared.
619
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:28,073
Not a trace of him.
620
00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,775
- Oh.
621
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,042
What'd he look like?
622
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:34,145
- Like, six feet tall, chubby,
623
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,382
kind of red face all the time.
624
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:38,650
Why, have you seen him?
625
00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,493
- No.
626
00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:54,666
I'm doin' this drag thing
just to pay for food,
627
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:55,967
pack of smokes.
628
00:38:58,069 --> 00:38:59,505
I'm bad at it.
629
00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:01,507
I know I'm bad at it.
630
00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:04,109
I just feel like an engine
that won't turn over.
631
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:07,779
I just--I turn the key,
and I click, click, click,
632
00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:10,115
and I can't catch.
633
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,189
What's that?
634
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:21,627
- It's your new starter switch.
635
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,862
It's the highway
to your true self.
636
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,701
- Fuck it.
637
00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:59,397
What did you give me?
638
00:39:59,465 --> 00:40:02,834
- What do you feel?
639
00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,402
- Unstoppable.
Unafraid.
640
00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:07,405
Furious.
[inhales sharply]
641
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:12,243
And starving.
642
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:14,179
- Let's go get you fed
643
00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:17,516
and get a little revenge
at the same time.
644
00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,752
- Yeah.
645
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,991
- All of these ladies
have found themselves
646
00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,494
in a dead heat for first.
647
00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,095
- I would do so much better
648
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:31,763
than all these bitches
on this show.
649
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,832
- Can we please
watch something else?
650
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,266
- I told you straight boys,
651
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:38,203
if you want makeup tips
from Ms. Crystal,
652
00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:41,439
you pay for the pizza, and we
watch what I wanna watch.
653
00:40:41,507 --> 00:40:43,274
- I kind of like this show.
654
00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:44,943
High fuckin' drama, you know?
655
00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:46,444
- Please put on a hockey game
before I start singin'
656
00:40:46,512 --> 00:40:48,547
"The Wizard of Oz"
and thinkin' about dick.
657
00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:55,053
- Can we help you?
658
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:56,354
- If you're gonna make it
in this business,
659
00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:58,356
you might want to camp it up
a little bit more, sweetheart.
660
00:40:58,389 --> 00:41:01,126
Though I do like her wig.
661
00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:03,428
- Oh, I'm not one of you.
662
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,263
- [chuckles]
- Ugh.
663
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,099
- Ugh, well, no wonder
you have no sparkle.
664
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,301
Gettin' advice
from that sultan of snore.
665
00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:11,970
- Lock the door.
666
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,640
[gunshot]
- Ah!
667
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,320
Retreat!
668
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:35,126
- Hiyah!
669
00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:38,597
Ugh.
670
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,602
- You can't win 'em all.
671
00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:46,437
I'm full anyway.
672
00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:47,839
- What do we do now?
673
00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:49,675
- Now...
674
00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:50,976
we go write.
675
00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:15,033
Okay, it's okay.
[sniffles]
676
00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:19,705
Okay.
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