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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,508 --> 00:00:25,218 THE HAREM 2 00:03:05,508 --> 00:03:09,467 Come on, wake up. Wake up, darling 3 00:03:40,148 --> 00:03:42,104 What's wrong with these animals? 4 00:03:47,948 --> 00:03:50,906 Gianni, I need to talk to you 5 00:03:52,748 --> 00:03:55,865 - What's the matter? - I'm sorry, but I've made up my mind 6 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:58,144 I don't want to marry you anymore 7 00:03:58,308 --> 00:04:00,868 - Then I'll marry you - I'm serious 8 00:04:01,028 --> 00:04:04,987 - I don't want to marry you - Fine. Now come here 9 00:04:05,148 --> 00:04:09,107 - Let's make love - Yes. But I don't want to get married 10 00:04:09,268 --> 00:04:13,898 Everything has been booked - church, honeymoon, reception at the Hilton 11 00:04:14,068 --> 00:04:17,743 Are you saying I should marry you because the Hilton has been booked? 12 00:04:17,908 --> 00:04:20,786 What you do with your life is your decision... 13 00:04:20,948 --> 00:04:23,746 ...but I want to know why you waited until now... 14 00:04:23,908 --> 00:04:25,864 ...7:14 am on our wedding day... 15 00:04:26,028 --> 00:04:28,178 ...to tell me you don't want to get married 16 00:04:28,348 --> 00:04:31,658 Cuffs, please. Why shouldn't we get married? 17 00:04:31,828 --> 00:04:34,296 Because I'm scared 18 00:04:34,468 --> 00:04:37,904 I'd like to, because I really don't want to upset you 19 00:04:38,068 --> 00:04:40,946 But my fear is stronger 20 00:04:41,108 --> 00:04:43,064 Sorry, but I can't do it 21 00:04:43,228 --> 00:04:46,106 This is madness! 22 00:04:46,268 --> 00:04:48,224 I can already picture the headline... 23 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:52,222 ..."High-profile businessman dumped by fiancée on his wedding day" 24 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,337 Are you afraid you won't be able to be faithful to me? 25 00:04:58,508 --> 00:05:00,783 No, on the contrary 26 00:05:00,948 --> 00:05:03,257 I'd be too faithful 27 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,784 I'd only think about you. I'd worry about you 28 00:05:06,948 --> 00:05:10,907 I'd take care of you, to the point of losing my identity... 29 00:05:11,068 --> 00:05:14,219 ...and becoming nothing other than your possession 30 00:05:14,388 --> 00:05:16,424 Eventually we'd grow tired of each other 31 00:05:16,588 --> 00:05:19,978 - And who could blame us? - We've already covered this subject 32 00:05:20,148 --> 00:05:23,584 You'll carry on working 33 00:05:23,748 --> 00:05:26,546 We'll decide together when to have kids 34 00:05:26,708 --> 00:05:29,939 Until then we'll carry on as we're doing now, using the pill 35 00:05:30,108 --> 00:05:33,464 No... Why don't we carry on as we are now? 36 00:05:33,628 --> 00:05:38,418 No ceremony, honeymoon or reception at the Hilton 37 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:42,263 Just imagine - today we could spend the whole day together 38 00:05:42,428 --> 00:05:45,181 Come on, we have so much free time 39 00:05:45,348 --> 00:05:48,863 No, listen 40 00:05:49,028 --> 00:05:51,906 Marry me 41 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:55,458 Then if in four months or a year you don't feel happy... 42 00:05:55,628 --> 00:05:59,587 ...we will separate. If you want, I can put it in writing 43 00:05:59,748 --> 00:06:03,058 Come on, let's get married Margherita 44 00:06:03,228 --> 00:06:06,300 I'm sorry, darling. But I can't 45 00:06:10,068 --> 00:06:13,378 OK. Let's end this, then 46 00:06:13,548 --> 00:06:15,539 Are you absolutely positive? 47 00:06:20,388 --> 00:06:22,697 In that case, it's not you who is dumping me 48 00:06:22,868 --> 00:06:25,940 It's me who is breaking up with you 49 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:31,144 You'll realise that it's going to be much worse for you than for me 50 00:06:35,948 --> 00:06:38,906 Hello, is the professor there? Wake him up, it's urgent 51 00:06:39,068 --> 00:06:41,457 It's Invernizza speaking. 52 00:06:44,228 --> 00:06:47,345 Hello? I can't go into detail right now... 53 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:50,102 ...but I have changed my mind 54 00:06:50,268 --> 00:06:53,465 I'm not getting married. I don't want to get trapped in 55 00:06:53,628 --> 00:06:55,584 No, I haven't told her yet 56 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:58,501 Anyway, the official excuse is that I'm ill 57 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:02,627 I don't know! You think of something! Appendicitis, peritonitis... 58 00:07:02,788 --> 00:07:05,302 Send an ambulance to my house in an hour 59 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:08,221 Just make sure you send an ambulance 60 00:07:08,388 --> 00:07:13,416 It has to be very loud so that everybody can hear that they're taking me away 61 00:07:13,588 --> 00:07:15,943 OK. See you at the clinic. Bye 62 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,224 And remember, my dear... 63 00:07:21,388 --> 00:07:27,338 ...that a woman can only find fulfilment in marriage, family and kids 64 00:07:32,348 --> 00:07:34,304 Have you been drinking? 65 00:07:38,788 --> 00:07:39,937 Come in 66 00:07:40,108 --> 00:07:43,703 So, no wedding? 67 00:07:43,868 --> 00:07:46,940 No... But I do love him 68 00:07:47,108 --> 00:07:49,224 It's just that I'm confused 69 00:07:49,388 --> 00:07:51,344 And scared 70 00:07:51,508 --> 00:07:53,738 I don't care 71 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:57,617 I'm almost happy. I don't like that Gianni 72 00:07:57,788 --> 00:07:59,938 Would you like some tomato juice? 73 00:08:06,588 --> 00:08:10,342 I'm sorry, but you should have made up your mind sooner... 74 00:08:10,508 --> 00:08:13,466 ...not on your wedding day. Salt or pepper? 75 00:08:13,628 --> 00:08:17,177 Why do you eat these nice, colourful puddings every morning? 76 00:08:17,348 --> 00:08:20,260 Because they're low in calories 77 00:08:20,428 --> 00:08:22,783 Plus, I love colours 78 00:08:27,228 --> 00:08:31,540 I don't want to be anybody's property 79 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:33,778 Three kilometres in the snow, idiot 80 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:37,543 - The lady has managed to get here - She must be better than me, then 81 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:41,383 - Hello, dear! How are you? - Hi, Gaetano 82 00:08:46,388 --> 00:08:48,822 You don't like this house, right? 83 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:52,139 Yes, it's a bit weird. Lucky your mother didn't come... 84 00:08:52,308 --> 00:08:54,424 ...or God knows what she'd have told me! 85 00:08:54,588 --> 00:08:58,263 No, it's not that I don't like it. On the contrary, I find it very original 86 00:08:58,428 --> 00:09:00,623 You know I'm not here to see the house 87 00:09:00,788 --> 00:09:05,145 Any news from your fiancé? How are you doing? 88 00:09:06,268 --> 00:09:08,384 Why do you care so much about him? 89 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:12,063 It's you I care about, not him. You shouldn't feel guilty 90 00:09:12,228 --> 00:09:15,698 You've done the right thing. Women have to defend their freedom 91 00:09:15,868 --> 00:09:19,463 And modern men must understand that women, in spite of appearance... 92 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:22,347 ...are still the most fragile and defenceless beings 93 00:09:22,508 --> 00:09:28,344 We have to help them to break out of their chains... 94 00:09:28,508 --> 00:09:33,582 ...to be independent, to follow their instinct and true aspirations 95 00:09:33,748 --> 00:09:37,297 I'm sorry. I'm pedantic, but the subject fascinates me 96 00:09:38,948 --> 00:09:41,985 Carry on. It's not easy to find a man who speaks like you 97 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,503 Mind you, I don't speak like this to other women 98 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,944 Let's go and eat something. We'll warm up 99 00:09:48,108 --> 00:09:49,302 As you wish 100 00:09:49,428 --> 00:09:51,658 - What time did you get here? - At 7:00 101 00:09:51,908 --> 00:09:53,978 Poor you 102 00:10:02,388 --> 00:10:04,856 It's snowing, you know? 103 00:10:05,908 --> 00:10:07,864 Darling, it's snowing 104 00:10:08,028 --> 00:10:11,498 My hair is driving me mad! 105 00:10:18,228 --> 00:10:20,583 - Which one is Gianni? - The bald one 106 00:10:20,748 --> 00:10:23,626 - And the other one? - That's Mike 107 00:10:23,788 --> 00:10:26,256 A bit bonkers, but quite a nice guy 108 00:10:26,428 --> 00:10:31,024 One day he left for Kenya. God knows where he is now 109 00:10:33,148 --> 00:10:36,982 In other words, your little emotional graveyard 110 00:10:37,148 --> 00:10:40,458 Can we consider them dead? 111 00:10:41,828 --> 00:10:46,663 No... They're both alive 112 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,024 How soft! 113 00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:56,656 I'd love to have my little place too 114 00:10:56,828 --> 00:10:59,342 You never know 115 00:10:59,508 --> 00:11:02,739 Come here, Gaetano 116 00:11:10,828 --> 00:11:13,786 Let's have a romantic dinner 117 00:11:19,508 --> 00:11:23,262 Here. Let's turn the chair towards the window 118 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:31,063 Come and sit down 119 00:11:38,588 --> 00:11:41,421 I'm in love, Margherita 120 00:11:41,588 --> 00:11:43,544 Madly in love 121 00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:46,097 You realised that, didn't you? 122 00:11:46,268 --> 00:11:48,828 Yes, I did 123 00:11:48,988 --> 00:11:51,502 - And you? - Me? 124 00:11:51,668 --> 00:11:53,420 I don't know 125 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,227 It's too early to think about that again 126 00:11:56,388 --> 00:11:58,424 You're nice... 127 00:11:58,588 --> 00:12:00,021 ...kind... 128 00:12:00,188 --> 00:12:03,703 ...you've helped me through rough times 129 00:12:03,868 --> 00:12:09,226 I'm nice, I'm kind and I'm very comforting 130 00:12:09,388 --> 00:12:12,186 Is that all, Margherita? 131 00:12:14,348 --> 00:12:17,146 No, I also like you... very much 132 00:12:19,628 --> 00:12:21,778 No violence 133 00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:27,181 You said you would help me break centuries-old chains and barriers 134 00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:30,738 You're contradicting yourself, my dear lawyer 135 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:36,461 You're right, I'm sorry 136 00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:45,819 I don't know what happened to me 137 00:12:45,988 --> 00:12:48,741 But I kept telling myself, "Calm down... 138 00:12:48,908 --> 00:12:53,265 ..."you don't have any right to violate her personality, she needs sweetness" 139 00:12:54,268 --> 00:12:56,384 Now you're exaggerating 140 00:12:56,548 --> 00:12:59,062 Don't be silly, Gaetano. You're great 141 00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:02,420 I want to go away 142 00:13:04,588 --> 00:13:07,341 I love it when you pull this childlike face 143 00:13:07,508 --> 00:13:09,021 Look 144 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,224 I am childish 145 00:13:11,388 --> 00:13:13,344 You are childish 146 00:13:13,508 --> 00:13:16,466 We're all childish 147 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:37,666 Who's throwing darts? 148 00:13:37,828 --> 00:13:42,583 Mike! How crazy! I'm so happy to see you again! 149 00:13:53,028 --> 00:13:55,986 You're such a fool. You could have killed me! 150 00:13:58,828 --> 00:14:01,581 It's a present for you 151 00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:11,898 The cheetah's name is Jack 152 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:14,787 - But he doesn't know - Take him away or I won't come out 153 00:14:14,948 --> 00:14:17,064 How crazy to bring a wild animal here! 154 00:14:17,228 --> 00:14:19,742 It's just a baby cub... 155 00:14:19,908 --> 00:14:22,468 ...and I've taken out all his teeth 156 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,744 Are you absolutely sure he's harmless? 157 00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:26,944 Come on, open up, Margherita 158 00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:29,702 OK, I'll open the door 159 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,336 Mike, how wonderful! 160 00:14:34,628 --> 00:14:37,301 - What happened to your eye? - I've lost it 161 00:14:41,828 --> 00:14:43,625 How silly! 162 00:14:43,788 --> 00:14:45,983 - Let's have a look! - No, what are you doing? 163 00:14:46,148 --> 00:14:48,981 - Why are you undressing me? - I want to see your whole body 164 00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:51,901 No, let me cover up, I'm cold. What do you want? 165 00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:54,104 Here. Stand still 166 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,702 - But why? - I want to take a picture of you 167 00:14:56,868 --> 00:14:59,507 Are you a photographer now? 168 00:15:01,588 --> 00:15:03,544 200 different Margheritas 169 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,664 The Lady from Shanghai 170 00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:11,536 - And now... let's go to bed! - No! 171 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,938 Three days of travelling, five planes... 172 00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:16,144 ...and a taxi to get here 173 00:15:16,308 --> 00:15:19,618 No! Not with that beast in here. No! 174 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:22,018 Unless you attack him, he's harmless 175 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,986 I'm scared anyway 176 00:15:25,148 --> 00:15:27,343 Be good, Jack 177 00:15:27,508 --> 00:15:29,897 I'm sleepy. I want to have a really good sleep 178 00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:32,821 No, you can't stay here 179 00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:35,502 - Why not? - I'll take you to a hotel 180 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,226 A hotel? 181 00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:39,822 What nonsense. Hotels drive me mad 182 00:15:39,988 --> 00:15:41,944 - I want to stay here - No 183 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,178 Either you go to a hotel or to René's house 184 00:15:44,348 --> 00:15:47,181 And take your cat with you, because I don't want him 185 00:15:47,348 --> 00:15:49,578 You don't want me anymore? 186 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:53,536 I understand now. You married Gianni, that fat guy 187 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:57,383 I'm not prejudiced. You didn't get married? 188 00:15:57,548 --> 00:16:01,507 So, we can still make love 189 00:16:08,948 --> 00:16:12,623 Yes, but not now. Get up 190 00:16:15,748 --> 00:16:18,216 I'm staying here, Margherita 191 00:16:18,388 --> 00:16:22,540 - Jack, we're staying here - No. You are going! 192 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,823 - What are you doing? - Do you like them? 193 00:16:51,988 --> 00:16:54,422 They suit you 194 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,707 Beautiful 195 00:16:57,868 --> 00:17:00,746 Don't be silly 196 00:17:00,908 --> 00:17:03,263 - Go and get the car - Yes, boss! 197 00:17:03,428 --> 00:17:06,147 Nice guy, this Mike. He goes hunting in Kenya... 198 00:17:06,308 --> 00:17:09,220 ...dances, plays the drums and knows a lot of back girls 199 00:17:09,388 --> 00:17:11,697 - Ugo Tognazzi! - Yes 200 00:17:11,868 --> 00:17:14,462 Pleased to meet you 201 00:17:14,628 --> 00:17:16,107 Thanks 202 00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:21,820 He's the sexiest Italian actor 203 00:17:21,988 --> 00:17:23,944 I don't find him that sexy 204 00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:26,417 You see? The blackmail has already started 205 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,864 - What blackmail? - The emotional blackmail 206 00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:33,907 You had a long face all night. And all because of Mike 207 00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:37,743 Where's your understanding? Your generosity? 208 00:17:37,908 --> 00:17:41,867 Now you accuse me of being jealous. I know I don't have rights on you, but... 209 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,381 May I? 210 00:17:45,628 --> 00:17:47,903 - Margherita! - It suits you 211 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,787 - It suits her more than you - Let's go. The car's here 212 00:17:54,788 --> 00:17:57,222 Sir, the car's waiting at the door 213 00:17:57,388 --> 00:17:59,583 - Thanks, Mike - You're welcome 214 00:18:00,428 --> 00:18:02,942 Listen, why don't we take Mike home first? 215 00:18:03,108 --> 00:18:05,463 I'd love to be alone with you 216 00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:07,584 No, Gaetano. I'm tired 217 00:18:07,748 --> 00:18:11,866 I'd like to go to bed. Plus, Mike lives with René 218 00:18:12,028 --> 00:18:14,178 Let's go 219 00:18:14,348 --> 00:18:16,816 - Why does he have to live there? - How nice! 220 00:18:23,588 --> 00:18:25,067 So... 221 00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:28,982 ...let's see if I can help you make things clear once and for all 222 00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:32,538 You always say you're cold, but then you don't put enough clothes on 223 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,460 You're such a darling 224 00:18:34,628 --> 00:18:36,425 How can this be possible? 225 00:18:36,588 --> 00:18:39,864 A woman like you - intelligent, independent... 226 00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:42,542 ...with great clearness of mind ... 227 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:48,658 ...doesn't know what she wants when it comes to feelings 228 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,784 I don't know. Do you? 229 00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:54,623 At least I don't annoy you all the time with my problems 230 00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:01,666 Are you really annoyed that I keep asking you for advice? 231 00:19:01,828 --> 00:19:05,980 No, but at least I'd like you to put it into practice 232 00:19:22,188 --> 00:19:24,144 - What are you doing? - Nothing 233 00:19:24,308 --> 00:19:26,538 No! Why are you cutting them up? 234 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,824 To make an identikit... 235 00:19:28,988 --> 00:19:31,183 ...of your ideal man 236 00:19:31,348 --> 00:19:33,100 Come here 237 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,664 Look carefully 238 00:19:36,828 --> 00:19:40,821 I've divided it up equally from the faces of three men... your men 239 00:19:40,988 --> 00:19:45,140 Forehead, eyes and nose - sensuality 240 00:19:46,308 --> 00:19:50,267 Mouth, chin and neck - determination. Do you agree? OK 241 00:19:50,428 --> 00:19:55,138 Now, let's try it with these segments of Gianni, Mike and Gaetano 242 00:19:55,308 --> 00:20:00,098 Your ideal man. Like this, this, and this 243 00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:06,303 What do you think? Don't you like it? 244 00:20:06,468 --> 00:20:08,902 I suggest we take out this big nose 245 00:20:10,308 --> 00:20:12,663 You haven't understood anything 246 00:20:14,908 --> 00:20:17,706 I don't want an ideal man. I want them 247 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:21,417 Then why don't you carry on as you've done so far? 248 00:20:24,908 --> 00:20:28,344 A bit of hypocrisy, a bit of discretion 249 00:20:28,508 --> 00:20:30,897 A lot of women do that 250 00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:33,263 But why should I be hypocritical with them? 251 00:20:33,428 --> 00:20:36,181 I respect them. I don't want to deceive them 252 00:20:36,348 --> 00:20:39,306 But now I can't give any of them up 253 00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:43,666 Not Gianni, not Gaetano nor Mike 254 00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:46,183 So, what you want is... a harem 255 00:20:48,468 --> 00:20:51,426 That's it. Wait a second 256 00:20:53,228 --> 00:20:57,506 René... I'd hoped you would understand me 257 00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:00,744 A harem 258 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:06,184 You think sex can solve everything 259 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,104 Right 260 00:21:25,268 --> 00:21:27,543 - Bye - Have you decided where to go? 261 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,984 - To Yugoslavia, for two weeks - Have a nice holiday 262 00:21:31,148 --> 00:21:34,902 - And enjoy yourself - I'll try to 263 00:21:41,428 --> 00:21:45,182 Have I done the right thing by leaving? Jack, stop it! 264 00:21:45,348 --> 00:21:48,863 Do you think that I can solve my problems by running away? 265 00:21:49,028 --> 00:21:52,338 You're not running away. Don't exaggerate 266 00:21:52,508 --> 00:21:54,783 Think of it as a little holiday 267 00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:59,385 It's easier to think straight in a new environment. Plus, you'll have some rest 268 00:21:59,548 --> 00:22:03,985 - Do you ever work? - In theory I work in public relations 269 00:22:05,828 --> 00:22:08,786 But if I'm busy with your private relations... 270 00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,986 So you're my eunuch 271 00:22:13,148 --> 00:22:16,618 What I don't understand is why you want to go all the way to Yugoslavia 272 00:22:16,788 --> 00:22:19,746 I've heard that Dubrovnik is beautiful 273 00:22:19,908 --> 00:22:23,617 And at this time of year it's warm and sunny 274 00:22:23,788 --> 00:22:26,985 - We'll swim a lot - Yeah, in January? 275 00:23:06,548 --> 00:23:09,142 How nice! Come on, get out! 276 00:23:09,308 --> 00:23:11,060 Let's go 277 00:23:24,148 --> 00:23:29,176 It looks like taking a holiday wasn't the right therapy after all 278 00:23:30,748 --> 00:23:33,421 Maybe you're not the right doctor for me 279 00:23:33,588 --> 00:23:35,260 And who would you need? 280 00:23:35,428 --> 00:23:38,465 You don't want to tell me, do you? 281 00:23:38,628 --> 00:23:41,938 You'd need all three of them waiting on you 282 00:23:43,068 --> 00:23:47,300 Why don't you invite them over? I'm serious 283 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:50,585 Call them. You just need to send a telegram... 284 00:23:50,748 --> 00:23:52,978 ...and I bet they'll come running! 285 00:23:57,108 --> 00:23:59,542 - The exchange is one to two - Listen... 286 00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:04,099 ...it's better if you accept the situation. We've both received a telegram 287 00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:07,385 So we're even 288 00:24:07,548 --> 00:24:09,504 - Where are the taxis? - At the exit 289 00:24:09,668 --> 00:24:11,977 Thanks. By the way, I'm very calm 290 00:24:14,908 --> 00:24:17,422 Are you free? 291 00:24:18,548 --> 00:24:20,504 Can you take us to this address? 292 00:24:21,868 --> 00:24:24,018 Very modern 293 00:24:24,188 --> 00:24:28,739 - A 60-metre concrete vault - A big factory 294 00:24:28,908 --> 00:24:33,265 - Come and visit me - Many thanks 295 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,384 - Is the taxi ready? - This way, sir 296 00:24:35,548 --> 00:24:37,664 - Is Tristeno part of Dubrovnik? - Yes 297 00:24:37,828 --> 00:24:41,741 - That way - Are there any good restaurants? 298 00:25:13,868 --> 00:25:16,302 Excuse me, which villa is it? 299 00:25:38,028 --> 00:25:41,100 Margherita, they're here. They've all arrived at the same time 300 00:25:41,268 --> 00:25:43,020 OK, go and greet them 301 00:25:43,188 --> 00:25:46,260 - Where's the ammonia? - Don't tell them I sent the telegrams! 302 00:25:46,428 --> 00:25:49,306 No, don't worry. Don't say a word, just that I'm ill 303 00:25:50,308 --> 00:25:54,506 Margherita has always been a bit strange 304 00:25:54,668 --> 00:25:56,624 Nice place 305 00:25:58,748 --> 00:26:02,218 We're not alone anymore. There's three of us now 306 00:26:07,948 --> 00:26:10,508 - How are you? - Not too bad 307 00:26:10,668 --> 00:26:14,217 - Did you have a nice trip? - Yes, thanks 308 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:21,905 - Who's this gentleman? - Of course! You two haven't met before 309 00:26:22,068 --> 00:26:24,104 Gaetano Mattia di Fucillà, lawyer 310 00:26:24,268 --> 00:26:25,906 Gianni Invernizza, engineer 311 00:26:26,068 --> 00:26:27,262 Nice to meet you 312 00:26:27,428 --> 00:26:30,818 - Margherita has told me about you - She's told me about you too 313 00:26:30,988 --> 00:26:33,377 Your mother is a friend of Margherita's right? 314 00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:37,507 Margherita is my friend. I like to take care of my friends personally... 315 00:26:37,668 --> 00:26:40,626 ...not through my mother - Let's try to keep calm 316 00:26:40,788 --> 00:26:44,463 If Margherita has summoned the three of us here, she must be really ill 317 00:26:44,628 --> 00:26:46,061 Must be 318 00:26:46,228 --> 00:26:50,107 To be honest, I'd rather be here on my own... 319 00:26:50,268 --> 00:26:53,817 ...but I would never forbid anybody from seeing Margherita 320 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:56,980 I'm sorry, I am not aware of your feelings for Margherita... 321 00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,184 ...and I don't want to disclose mine... 322 00:26:59,348 --> 00:27:02,306 ...but we shouldn't go up to her on a war footing 323 00:27:02,468 --> 00:27:04,584 You're right, Gaetano 324 00:27:09,348 --> 00:27:11,384 OK. After you 325 00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:14,506 - After you - No, I insist 326 00:27:19,988 --> 00:27:21,341 Sniff this 327 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:24,866 My God! What's going to happen? 328 00:27:30,028 --> 00:27:33,623 - It's a nice villa - It's not the best time to talk about it 329 00:27:38,268 --> 00:27:41,943 - Where's Margherita? - She's upstairs, resting. Speak quietly 330 00:27:42,108 --> 00:27:44,258 I hope that animal didn't make her ill 331 00:27:44,428 --> 00:27:46,862 - Who knows - Follow me, but be quiet 332 00:27:47,028 --> 00:27:51,943 After all, it comes from the jungle, and the jungle is contaminated 333 00:27:53,068 --> 00:27:54,820 What's wrong with her? 334 00:27:54,988 --> 00:27:58,822 - She arrived here feeling dizzy... - She's certain it's serious? 335 00:27:58,988 --> 00:28:01,183 Of course That's why she sent the telegrams 336 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:04,340 Why did she come to Yugoslavia? I bet it was your idea 337 00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:09,628 Me? She dragged me here It's you. It's all your fault 338 00:28:11,228 --> 00:28:13,981 - After you - No, please, after you 339 00:28:18,508 --> 00:28:22,467 Margherita, I have a surprise. Look who's here to see you 340 00:28:29,068 --> 00:28:31,059 How kind of you 341 00:28:31,228 --> 00:28:33,788 Hi, how are you? 342 00:28:35,108 --> 00:28:37,497 Don't worry. We're here now 343 00:28:43,228 --> 00:28:46,538 Come on, Margherita. Aren't you happy to see us? 344 00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:49,097 I feel so ashamed 345 00:28:49,268 --> 00:28:51,020 But why? 346 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,463 Because... 347 00:28:53,628 --> 00:28:57,906 ...I forced the three of you to come here all together 348 00:28:58,068 --> 00:29:01,504 But I really needed you 349 00:29:01,668 --> 00:29:04,501 Margherita, don't worry about that 350 00:29:04,668 --> 00:29:06,943 It's nonsense 351 00:29:07,108 --> 00:29:09,668 - Am I right? - He's right 352 00:29:09,828 --> 00:29:12,058 See? We've become friends 353 00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:15,061 Even Gianni and Gaetano 354 00:29:18,228 --> 00:29:21,698 - It was quite funny - Oh, I do apologise 355 00:29:21,868 --> 00:29:24,780 We were all on the same flight but we didn't see each other 356 00:29:24,948 --> 00:29:29,100 I met Michael at the airport, when I arrived. Gianni was already here 357 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:33,625 You said you are friends but you speak so formally to each other 358 00:29:33,788 --> 00:29:37,701 Sometimes we get it wrong, but... 359 00:29:37,868 --> 00:29:39,665 ...look 360 00:29:42,508 --> 00:29:44,464 My dear old friend, Gaetano 361 00:29:44,628 --> 00:29:48,541 My dear Gianni. See? 362 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:53,259 We all like each other. Isn't that so, Mike? 363 00:29:54,188 --> 00:29:57,146 If it was true, I'd love to get better... 364 00:29:57,308 --> 00:29:59,617 ...and be with all of you without any issues 365 00:29:59,788 --> 00:30:01,619 Where's René? 366 00:30:02,788 --> 00:30:04,619 My dear René 367 00:30:04,788 --> 00:30:07,382 So sweet, so lovely 368 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:13,027 If you could be friends for real, I know I'd get better straight away 369 00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:16,305 - Are you all right? - If I could have all of you around me... 370 00:30:16,468 --> 00:30:18,902 ...in harmony as you are now 371 00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:22,424 - Wouldn't that be great? - Of course. We're staying 372 00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:25,341 Of course. Now we know what we have to do 373 00:30:27,508 --> 00:30:31,786 What a wonderful holiday we could spend all together 374 00:30:31,948 --> 00:30:33,904 Don't you think so, Gaetano? 375 00:30:34,068 --> 00:30:36,377 Of course 376 00:30:36,548 --> 00:30:40,336 It would be wonderful, wouldn't it? 377 00:30:40,508 --> 00:30:44,786 Everything you want, Margherita. But don't tire yourself 378 00:30:48,868 --> 00:30:52,065 But then why the long faces? 379 00:30:52,228 --> 00:30:54,981 I am so happy 380 00:30:55,148 --> 00:30:57,184 Aren't you happy? 381 00:30:58,868 --> 00:31:02,463 Here I am, miraculously cured! 382 00:31:12,108 --> 00:31:14,497 Gentlemen, she's been pulling our legs 383 00:31:14,668 --> 00:31:17,466 She's done a good job 384 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:20,586 And you were a party to this. We'll talk again about this! 385 00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,342 - I'm not responsible for this - We'll see! 386 00:31:26,828 --> 00:31:29,183 What if I had called you to explain myself? 387 00:31:29,348 --> 00:31:32,499 Yes, but you should have at least called us individually 388 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:43,780 Come on. Don't look at me like that 389 00:31:43,948 --> 00:31:45,939 - You tricked us - It's true, I lied to you 390 00:31:46,108 --> 00:31:48,668 But just to get you here 391 00:31:48,828 --> 00:31:50,580 I missed you and... 392 00:31:50,748 --> 00:31:54,900 No! It's ammonia! Don't breathe in, there's ammonia in it! 393 00:31:55,068 --> 00:31:57,059 - Don't touch me! - Throw it away! 394 00:31:57,228 --> 00:32:00,186 - Murderer! - He needs water 395 00:32:01,828 --> 00:32:04,581 - How much was there? - Quite a lot 396 00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:08,108 - It's all right - Here's some water 397 00:32:11,028 --> 00:32:13,496 - Wash your eyes - Do you think it will be enough? 398 00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:16,228 You'll feel better straight away 399 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:19,223 - It's partly my fault - Don't be ridiculous... 400 00:32:19,388 --> 00:32:22,539 - Don't worry, it's just fumes ...I shouldn't have left it there 401 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:24,107 Let's go back to the hotel 402 00:32:24,268 --> 00:32:26,828 What about you, Mike? Are you staying here? 403 00:32:28,268 --> 00:32:32,659 Maybe she's right, or maybe not. I want to try and understand 404 00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:35,900 - So I'll stay - Of course he wants to stay 405 00:32:36,068 --> 00:32:38,218 He's a pervert 406 00:32:40,508 --> 00:32:42,226 My case 407 00:32:45,188 --> 00:32:47,258 - Are you sure, Mike? - Let's go to the hotel 408 00:32:47,428 --> 00:32:48,861 Yes, I'm staying 409 00:32:49,028 --> 00:32:51,781 Don't mix with scum 410 00:32:53,428 --> 00:32:55,623 Well, now that we're alone... 411 00:32:57,268 --> 00:33:00,465 ...what are we going to do? - You have to go as well 412 00:33:00,628 --> 00:33:02,937 Either all or none 413 00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:05,861 First you invite me, then you chuck me out? 414 00:33:07,308 --> 00:33:09,663 I don't want to go 415 00:33:10,668 --> 00:33:14,422 It wouldn't be such a bad idea to stay here on holiday for a couple of days 416 00:33:14,588 --> 00:33:16,738 Yes, it might be nice 417 00:33:18,468 --> 00:33:22,620 - I was about to marry her, you know? - Really? What happened? 418 00:33:22,788 --> 00:33:25,302 I changed my mind at the last minute 419 00:33:25,468 --> 00:33:28,062 So, when did you meet her? 420 00:33:28,228 --> 00:33:31,061 It was through my mother, I didn't... 421 00:33:31,228 --> 00:33:34,425 I'm not saying I'm a mummy's boy, on the contrary... 422 00:33:34,588 --> 00:33:37,148 ...but you know mothers - they want to see you settled 423 00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:39,264 She said she was an intelligent girl... 424 00:33:39,428 --> 00:33:43,501 ...and quite pretty, so why not marrying her? 425 00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:45,898 You know what mothers can be like 426 00:33:46,068 --> 00:33:48,298 - Margherita chucked me out - He's back 427 00:33:48,468 --> 00:33:50,902 She said either all or none 428 00:33:51,068 --> 00:33:53,536 What is he doing here? 429 00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:56,461 I'll come around 430 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:03,020 - What about women? - I don't care anymore. Cheers, to us! 431 00:34:03,188 --> 00:34:05,144 To us! 432 00:34:08,268 --> 00:34:11,783 I must say, there's one thing I like about Margherita 433 00:34:11,948 --> 00:34:13,700 Her honesty 434 00:34:13,868 --> 00:34:18,339 - The lawyer is appealing to the court - 16 degrees! 435 00:34:18,508 --> 00:34:20,578 Maybe "honesty" is not the right word 436 00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:25,378 Maybe I should say "loyalty". Another woman in her place... 437 00:34:25,548 --> 00:34:29,336 ...would have stayed in Rome and cheated on us three at the same time 438 00:34:29,508 --> 00:34:34,184 - Instead, she ran away and confessed - So we're cuckolded and happy 439 00:34:34,348 --> 00:34:39,741 Why do you have to say "cuckolded"? It's an obsession 440 00:34:41,908 --> 00:34:43,341 What are you trying to say? 441 00:34:43,508 --> 00:34:47,057 I want to take some of these bottles back to Italy 442 00:34:47,228 --> 00:34:49,458 It's very simple 443 00:34:49,628 --> 00:34:52,096 Margherita wants the three of us 444 00:34:53,228 --> 00:34:56,982 Did you hear that? According to this immoral person... 445 00:34:57,148 --> 00:35:00,663 ...a woman can love three men at the same time 446 00:35:00,828 --> 00:35:02,580 Where's our fried fish? 447 00:35:02,748 --> 00:35:05,546 Yes, because in a matriarchal society... 448 00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:08,939 That's rubbish! I have been to university too, you know? 449 00:35:09,108 --> 00:35:11,622 The idea of matriarchy makes me laugh 450 00:35:11,788 --> 00:35:15,747 Women are biologically inferior to men 451 00:35:17,508 --> 00:35:19,464 - Do you know what Plato said? - No 452 00:35:19,628 --> 00:35:22,586 Or maybe it was Rousseau, I can't remember now 453 00:35:22,748 --> 00:35:25,626 "The ideal family, and therefore the ideal society... 454 00:35:25,788 --> 00:35:28,541 ..."should be based on the freedom of the husband... 455 00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:31,506 ..."and the subjection of the wife" 456 00:35:31,668 --> 00:35:35,422 - Our sardines! - The service in here is awful 457 00:35:37,508 --> 00:35:42,628 I don't understand why tourists come here to Dubrovnik and spend so much 458 00:35:42,788 --> 00:35:45,507 Yes, it's a nice city 459 00:35:45,668 --> 00:35:48,057 - But it's similar to Venice - Is this a scale? 460 00:35:48,228 --> 00:35:50,583 Italian! Please, weigh yourselves 461 00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:53,467 - 100 kg - That's impossible 462 00:35:53,628 --> 00:35:55,584 - Are you drunk? - The scale is right 463 00:35:55,748 --> 00:35:59,184 - The scale is precise, it doesn't lie - Put it on 80 kg 464 00:35:59,348 --> 00:36:03,421 - How are you? - I've tried a new great restaurant 465 00:36:03,588 --> 00:36:06,102 I've eaten really nice fresh fish 466 00:36:06,268 --> 00:36:08,828 Ask him where we can find prostitutes 467 00:36:08,988 --> 00:36:11,343 - 90 kg. That's right - Good 468 00:36:11,508 --> 00:36:14,341 This is Mr Fucillà, a friend of mine from Rome 469 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:16,385 Many thanks 470 00:36:16,548 --> 00:36:18,504 So, goodbye 471 00:36:21,468 --> 00:36:22,742 You're crazy 472 00:36:22,908 --> 00:36:25,058 - Why? - How do we find them now? 473 00:36:25,228 --> 00:36:28,618 - Oh, please! - They must be somewhere 474 00:36:28,788 --> 00:36:31,939 I don't know the guy, I can't just ask things like that. 475 00:36:32,108 --> 00:36:35,862 I don't want to find prostitutes, I want to go to bed. We're leaving tomorrow 476 00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:37,381 Is that René? 477 00:36:42,348 --> 00:36:45,101 I don't want anything to do with you or Margherita. Bye 478 00:36:45,268 --> 00:36:47,702 - Come on, Renato - What do you want? 479 00:36:47,868 --> 00:36:50,701 Don't go away. Stay with us 480 00:36:50,868 --> 00:36:54,019 - Renato, come here - Come on, Renato 481 00:36:54,188 --> 00:36:56,622 I don't want anything to do with your Margherita 482 00:36:56,788 --> 00:36:58,744 You mean "your", not "our" Margherita 483 00:36:58,908 --> 00:37:01,661 - What happened? - That wicked woman. It's your fault 484 00:37:01,828 --> 00:37:03,784 - Did Margherita do that? - Who else? 485 00:37:05,548 --> 00:37:08,187 - If you keep laughing, I'm going - No, wait 486 00:37:08,348 --> 00:37:11,545 If she'd thrown that stone a bit harder, she would have killed me 487 00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:14,097 - But where's Margherita? - I'll take you there 488 00:37:15,308 --> 00:37:16,787 Drink up 489 00:37:16,948 --> 00:37:18,745 Give me the bottle 490 00:37:18,908 --> 00:37:21,217 - I want some, too - Who did that? Margherita? 491 00:37:38,428 --> 00:37:41,625 I suggest we go there and say hello as friends 492 00:37:41,788 --> 00:37:44,860 Just to be polite Do you agree, Gianni? 493 00:37:45,028 --> 00:37:47,019 - He's right - Yes, why not? 494 00:37:47,188 --> 00:37:50,863 We'll say hello, as if nothing happened, then we'll leave 495 00:37:51,028 --> 00:37:53,303 I agree, but let's be very cold 496 00:37:53,468 --> 00:37:57,700 - Yes, as cold as ice - That will teach her 497 00:38:13,068 --> 00:38:15,502 Young lad, do you like Margherita too? 498 00:38:16,668 --> 00:38:19,182 Margherita, do you like this lad? 499 00:38:19,348 --> 00:38:21,623 Our flight is tomorrow morning 500 00:38:21,788 --> 00:38:23,983 We've lost Margherita... 501 00:38:24,148 --> 00:38:26,867 ...and we've found plum brandy 502 00:38:27,028 --> 00:38:31,340 As we said, our plane only leaves tomorrow morning 503 00:38:31,508 --> 00:38:33,738 Didn't you find anything better? 504 00:38:33,908 --> 00:38:35,580 We're not drunk 505 00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:40,424 - It's a souvenir, right Mike? - Yes 506 00:38:43,508 --> 00:38:45,658 René, join us! 507 00:38:45,828 --> 00:38:47,386 Wait 508 00:38:47,548 --> 00:38:50,267 - René! - Here, Gianni. Drink up 509 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:53,738 Listen, René. Make an effort. Say hello to her 510 00:38:53,908 --> 00:38:57,264 Come on, let's go. Come 511 00:38:57,428 --> 00:39:00,101 Margherita, look what you've done to him 512 00:39:00,268 --> 00:39:02,862 Poor René 513 00:39:03,028 --> 00:39:05,542 If it wasn't for them, I would have reported you 514 00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:08,347 You'll pay for this, sooner or later 515 00:39:09,468 --> 00:39:11,936 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you 516 00:39:13,668 --> 00:39:15,659 Right on the temple 517 00:39:15,828 --> 00:39:17,978 I'm going back to Rome with them 518 00:39:30,588 --> 00:39:32,579 - Good bye - Good luck. Bye 519 00:39:32,748 --> 00:39:35,182 No, wait. Let's stay a bit longer 520 00:39:35,348 --> 00:39:37,942 - Wait - We'll listen to some music 521 00:39:38,108 --> 00:39:41,180 - I'm tired, I have to go back to the hotel - No hotel 522 00:39:41,348 --> 00:39:43,304 Gianni, no. We're not leaving 523 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:46,665 Margherita, taste this brandy. It's made with plums 524 00:39:46,828 --> 00:39:48,580 Thank you 525 00:39:51,148 --> 00:39:54,504 - René... - Drink with us. Drink 526 00:40:00,348 --> 00:40:02,657 Drink some more 527 00:40:02,828 --> 00:40:06,821 - Thanks - Mind you, this isn't a reconciliation 528 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:09,138 - Isn't that right, Gaetano? - Absolutely 529 00:40:09,308 --> 00:40:13,620 - We're just friends - OK, Gianni. As you wish 530 00:40:13,788 --> 00:40:15,619 Here you are, René 531 00:41:47,908 --> 00:41:51,059 Margherita, I'll forgive everything 532 00:41:51,228 --> 00:41:53,184 Can we make a fresh start? 533 00:41:57,908 --> 00:42:02,026 Margherita, I may be crazy but I cannot leave without you 534 00:42:02,188 --> 00:42:05,146 Do you know that those two wanted to look for prostitutes? 535 00:42:05,308 --> 00:42:06,661 But I said no 536 00:42:07,588 --> 00:42:09,146 I am different 537 00:42:13,388 --> 00:42:16,539 Listen, I'll close down the factory and sell everything 538 00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:19,063 We'll travel around the world, just the two of us 539 00:42:19,228 --> 00:42:21,583 I'm going to marry you, Margherita. I need you 540 00:42:35,068 --> 00:42:37,024 Where are we going? 541 00:43:08,948 --> 00:43:10,904 Come on, wake up! 542 00:43:11,068 --> 00:43:14,617 Come on, wake up, guys. We're here 543 00:43:14,788 --> 00:43:16,744 "Here" where? 544 00:43:19,108 --> 00:43:21,463 Don't touch me, Margherita. Gianni, help me 545 00:43:21,628 --> 00:43:25,098 A sportsman like you, tired already! 546 00:43:25,268 --> 00:43:28,419 Look at me. I am a businessman but I'm fine 547 00:43:28,588 --> 00:43:32,058 Today's sportsmen are different 548 00:43:35,908 --> 00:43:41,028 Mike, Gaetano. Let's make this clear 549 00:43:41,188 --> 00:43:45,466 I didn't object to coming here, but there was one condition 550 00:43:45,628 --> 00:43:49,382 From now on the three of us must respect Margherita 551 00:43:50,188 --> 00:43:52,224 We're here as friends 552 00:43:52,388 --> 00:43:53,707 Do we agree? 553 00:43:53,868 --> 00:43:55,506 - Yes - OK 554 00:43:55,668 --> 00:43:58,466 - He rebuked you, eh? - Let's go in! 555 00:44:24,348 --> 00:44:26,100 Come on, Mike, wake up 556 00:44:27,388 --> 00:44:29,663 Come on, wake up, Mike 557 00:44:29,828 --> 00:44:33,980 Instead of staying here why don't you go and sleep in your bedroom? It's ready 558 00:44:34,148 --> 00:44:37,106 Here, this is for you 559 00:45:01,788 --> 00:45:04,939 No, Mike... l'm tired 560 00:45:09,388 --> 00:45:14,382 If you don't want to make love, why did you wake me up? 561 00:45:14,548 --> 00:45:16,698 Tell me 562 00:45:39,428 --> 00:45:43,944 Why did you make love to Gianni this morning? I saw you 563 00:45:46,748 --> 00:45:48,101 I don't know 564 00:45:48,268 --> 00:45:51,817 Because he's nice, kind... 565 00:45:51,988 --> 00:45:53,979 ...and he still talks about marrying me 566 00:46:08,068 --> 00:46:11,105 So what? I was the first one 567 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,020 Your first love 568 00:46:13,188 --> 00:46:15,304 You can never forget your first love 569 00:46:16,828 --> 00:46:20,025 Come on! You know you like it 570 00:46:53,748 --> 00:46:55,500 Wake up 571 00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:05,978 Close the shutters, please 572 00:47:08,108 --> 00:47:10,622 No, you have to wake up 573 00:47:10,788 --> 00:47:13,666 We have to make love 574 00:47:13,828 --> 00:47:16,865 - You have the same rights - What? 575 00:47:17,948 --> 00:47:20,462 - It's beautiful here - Do you like this? 576 00:47:20,628 --> 00:47:22,584 It smells great! It's butter 577 00:47:23,628 --> 00:47:25,186 - Pepper? - No 578 00:47:25,348 --> 00:47:27,987 It feels like spring over here 579 00:47:28,148 --> 00:47:31,618 Listen, where are Margherita and Gaetano? 580 00:47:31,788 --> 00:47:34,143 They're coming. You're lucky you could sleep 581 00:47:34,308 --> 00:47:37,061 I had to go shopping and rush through the housework 582 00:47:37,228 --> 00:47:40,664 - Don't you have a maid? - In the morning, just for cleaning 583 00:47:40,828 --> 00:47:42,978 But now you're here it's not enough anymore 584 00:47:43,148 --> 00:47:45,104 - I'll have to solve the problem - Come on 585 00:47:45,268 --> 00:47:46,826 We'll see 586 00:47:49,348 --> 00:47:51,464 Are you going to stay? 587 00:47:51,628 --> 00:47:53,220 Maybe 588 00:47:53,388 --> 00:47:55,822 For a couple of days 589 00:47:55,988 --> 00:47:58,024 It's a nice place and the food is great 590 00:47:58,188 --> 00:47:59,621 I don't see why we should go 591 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:04,417 Plus, Mummy René takes care of everything 592 00:48:04,588 --> 00:48:08,501 What do you think, Mike? Shall we stay for a few days? 593 00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:12,024 I'm OK with that. I'd already said that I would stay 594 00:48:17,828 --> 00:48:21,662 How cute! If only the Americans could see him. It's like Walt Disney! 595 00:48:21,828 --> 00:48:23,784 - Beautiful - Good morning, dears! 596 00:48:23,948 --> 00:48:28,703 - Good morning - Did you sleep well? Here you are 597 00:48:32,468 --> 00:48:34,538 What does this mean? 598 00:48:36,428 --> 00:48:38,180 What kind of joke is this? 599 00:48:38,348 --> 00:48:40,908 Can you pass me the butter, please? 600 00:48:41,068 --> 00:48:42,626 Thanks 601 00:48:43,828 --> 00:48:47,059 I am immoral 602 00:48:48,188 --> 00:48:49,780 You are immoral 603 00:48:49,948 --> 00:48:51,939 And he is immoral 604 00:48:52,108 --> 00:48:54,747 I'm sorry but I still don't understand 605 00:48:55,748 --> 00:48:58,216 You, my dear... 606 00:48:58,388 --> 00:49:01,266 ...yesterday morning on the beach. Method - sweetness 607 00:49:03,268 --> 00:49:04,701 That's right 608 00:49:06,188 --> 00:49:08,383 You, in the villa 609 00:49:08,548 --> 00:49:10,186 Method - violence 610 00:49:12,628 --> 00:49:15,586 Me, in my bed, taken advantage of 611 00:49:17,148 --> 00:49:18,627 Not bad 612 00:49:18,788 --> 00:49:21,382 We're missing a sign. Give me the pen 613 00:49:21,548 --> 00:49:23,300 You know what I'm going to write? 614 00:49:23,468 --> 00:49:25,379 "Bitch"! 615 00:49:29,588 --> 00:49:34,343 I am an amoral... 616 00:49:34,508 --> 00:49:36,817 ...not an immoral 617 00:49:36,988 --> 00:49:42,346 Let me remind you that we had a deal 618 00:49:42,508 --> 00:49:45,545 - Do you remember? - No 619 00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:47,824 I'm sorry but I didn't break the deal 620 00:49:47,988 --> 00:49:50,456 I have been taken advantage of 621 00:49:50,628 --> 00:49:53,586 We're only men. We can't resist temptations 622 00:49:53,748 --> 00:49:56,546 She should have respected us, in this case 623 00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:58,699 Plus, I was drunk last night 624 00:49:58,868 --> 00:50:02,178 I really don't understand. What does she want? 625 00:50:02,348 --> 00:50:03,827 Do you know? 626 00:50:03,988 --> 00:50:06,104 She wants all of us at her service 627 00:50:06,268 --> 00:50:08,020 At any time 628 00:50:08,188 --> 00:50:10,543 So she can take from each of us what she wants 629 00:50:11,588 --> 00:50:13,544 That's it 630 00:50:15,068 --> 00:50:18,697 We shouldn't even be discussing this! She's a mad visionary 631 00:50:19,788 --> 00:50:22,541 As far as I'm concerned, I don't understand jealousy 632 00:50:22,708 --> 00:50:26,383 And I think you are nice people to be around 633 00:50:47,028 --> 00:50:50,464 - I'm coming! - Have you seen my friends? 634 00:50:54,068 --> 00:50:58,141 - They're in the garden - What are they doing in the garden? 635 00:51:33,668 --> 00:51:35,863 Can I ask you what this is all about? 636 00:51:36,028 --> 00:51:37,620 It's your harem, princess 637 00:51:37,788 --> 00:51:40,507 I don't want a harem 638 00:51:40,668 --> 00:51:44,377 And I don't want to have to choose either. I want to be chosen and loved 639 00:51:44,548 --> 00:51:48,939 But that's impossible. We have already decided to be your slaves, am I right? 640 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:53,461 Do you want to play harem? Very well 641 00:51:53,628 --> 00:51:55,903 - Sit down, princess - Let's play harem 642 00:51:56,068 --> 00:51:57,501 Please sit down, princess 643 00:51:57,668 --> 00:51:59,499 Spanish slave, the veil 644 00:51:59,668 --> 00:52:01,260 Lift up the veil 645 00:52:01,428 --> 00:52:04,545 Let our princess sit 646 00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:08,417 - Careful, please - Be gentle 647 00:52:08,588 --> 00:52:10,818 Shall we lift up the stretcher now? 648 00:52:24,468 --> 00:52:27,301 Slowly! 649 00:52:32,548 --> 00:52:35,016 René, please help me carry the princess 650 00:52:35,188 --> 00:52:37,338 I can't! I am her eunuch! 651 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,297 - Let's go, slaves - Take him away 652 00:52:40,468 --> 00:52:42,424 We're taking Madam Susanna for a swim 653 00:52:42,588 --> 00:52:44,544 Careful down the steps 654 00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:46,699 Who had this brilliant idea? Damn it! 655 00:52:49,508 --> 00:52:51,544 I even have to be a porter now! 656 00:52:53,228 --> 00:52:56,061 Place the princess over there, quick! 657 00:52:58,228 --> 00:53:01,538 Good. The black slave here. You... 658 00:53:02,668 --> 00:53:06,217 Come closer. Quick 659 00:53:08,588 --> 00:53:10,021 Careful 660 00:53:12,948 --> 00:53:15,621 Princess, may I introduce to you your slaves? 661 00:53:17,348 --> 00:53:19,578 Eunuch, you can introduce the harem 662 00:53:20,268 --> 00:53:22,065 Thank you 663 00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:25,346 The slave from Nubia 664 00:53:25,508 --> 00:53:27,578 Very faithful 665 00:53:27,748 --> 00:53:29,420 Extremely strong 666 00:53:42,868 --> 00:53:44,347 Come on, get up 667 00:53:44,508 --> 00:53:47,944 Great stallion. Extraordinary muscles. Good at everything 668 00:53:50,188 --> 00:53:54,147 Spanish soldier. Taken prisoner in Lepanto. Kneel down! He's worth a lot 669 00:53:54,308 --> 00:53:58,506 He can read, write and... his teeth are healthy 670 00:54:00,388 --> 00:54:03,425 - Back away on your knees - Stop it 671 00:54:07,148 --> 00:54:09,025 Come on, enough of this farce 672 00:54:09,188 --> 00:54:13,704 And now the best specimen - the Puritan. He didn't want to undress 673 00:54:13,868 --> 00:54:16,701 Come on, introduce yourself to the lady 674 00:54:20,348 --> 00:54:21,747 Panic flute 675 00:54:24,588 --> 00:54:27,341 And now you can choose 676 00:54:44,228 --> 00:54:46,742 The slave from Nubia 677 00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:48,978 The Spanish soldier 678 00:54:49,148 --> 00:54:50,786 The Puritan 679 00:54:50,948 --> 00:54:53,587 They're all equals to me 680 00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:55,227 Leave me alone 681 00:54:55,388 --> 00:54:58,061 I'll make my choice when I feel ready 682 00:55:00,148 --> 00:55:02,298 I don't understand what's so funny about it 683 00:55:02,468 --> 00:55:04,857 She has to have fun, not us 684 00:55:05,028 --> 00:55:07,826 No wonder, just look at her 685 00:55:14,108 --> 00:55:19,057 Very romantic indeed 686 00:55:19,228 --> 00:55:22,186 Very romantic 687 00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:29,022 I am Gaetano's mother. The landlady's friend 688 00:55:32,668 --> 00:55:36,900 Signorina Margherita. Italian. Sick 689 00:55:37,068 --> 00:55:39,707 Yes, Margherita. Italian. In the garden 690 00:56:02,428 --> 00:56:05,386 Take this off now. The light's beautiful 691 00:56:05,548 --> 00:56:08,221 We'll take lots of pictures and send them to "Playboy" 692 00:56:08,388 --> 00:56:11,221 My God! 693 00:56:11,388 --> 00:56:13,697 That's not my son! 694 00:56:13,868 --> 00:56:15,301 How awful! 695 00:56:15,468 --> 00:56:18,221 Maid, take me to see my son... 696 00:56:18,388 --> 00:56:20,538 ...Mattia de Fucillà 697 00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:26,783 No, hair down. Like this 698 00:56:26,948 --> 00:56:29,257 That's it. Don't bite me, little cat 699 00:56:35,548 --> 00:56:37,459 Naughty cat 700 00:56:37,628 --> 00:56:39,858 Here you are 701 00:56:49,428 --> 00:56:52,898 - This is your son's room - Leave us alone, please 702 00:57:01,308 --> 00:57:03,663 Oh, my God! What's the matter? 703 00:57:03,828 --> 00:57:07,104 You ask me that! What kind of man are you? 704 00:57:08,188 --> 00:57:10,463 Mum, what are you doing here? 705 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:13,984 It's a disgrace! Don't say a word! 706 00:57:14,148 --> 00:57:16,378 Thank God your father is dead 707 00:57:16,548 --> 00:57:18,504 Yes, but you can't judge me like... 708 00:57:20,268 --> 00:57:22,577 Get dressed! 709 00:57:22,748 --> 00:57:26,138 Oh, my God. I don't feel well 710 00:57:26,308 --> 00:57:28,981 Mum, calm down 711 00:57:29,148 --> 00:57:32,777 You can't judge me like this, without letting me explain 712 00:57:32,948 --> 00:57:35,860 You liked Margherita and René so much 713 00:57:36,868 --> 00:57:39,541 Mum, what's wrong? Come on, Mum 714 00:57:39,708 --> 00:57:42,780 You'll end up making me cry too 715 00:57:42,948 --> 00:57:44,779 Please 716 00:57:44,948 --> 00:57:47,701 It's good, isn't it? Wouldn't you like to eat it? 717 00:57:47,868 --> 00:57:51,065 Get your tongue off. This is not mould, you know 718 00:57:51,228 --> 00:57:52,741 It's seasoned 719 00:57:52,908 --> 00:57:54,864 Now the only problem is transporting it 720 00:57:55,028 --> 00:57:58,179 It's a rarity. We don't have this kind of ham in Italy 721 00:57:58,348 --> 00:58:02,182 If you add tax, you end up paying as much as you would for a Parma ham 722 00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:05,101 San Daniele ham is the same price 723 00:58:05,268 --> 00:58:07,338 I'm pleased to see you again 724 00:58:07,508 --> 00:58:09,464 - He hasn't done anything - Yes, he has 725 00:58:09,628 --> 00:58:12,381 - Everybody is a pervert in this house - Mum 726 00:58:12,548 --> 00:58:15,381 Calm down. I'll explain you later 727 00:58:15,548 --> 00:58:17,937 Mum, calm down, please 728 00:58:18,108 --> 00:58:19,905 What's wrong, Mum? 729 00:58:20,068 --> 00:58:22,536 The car is just outside. Can you walk? 730 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:25,222 - Who is she? - His mother 731 00:58:27,308 --> 00:58:29,264 His poor mother 732 00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:36,028 Who called her here? 733 00:58:37,388 --> 00:58:39,538 Oh, dear 734 00:58:42,148 --> 00:58:44,946 - Are you talking about Gianni? - Yes 735 00:58:45,108 --> 00:58:47,064 Let's go and get some fresh air 736 00:58:48,868 --> 00:58:50,381 Gianni is her uncle 737 00:58:52,468 --> 00:58:56,381 He has nothing to do with this. Why do you think I accept this situation? 738 00:58:56,548 --> 00:58:58,903 Because you're madly in love with her 739 00:58:59,068 --> 00:59:03,584 No, it's because Margherita is cheating on the photographer with me 740 00:59:06,988 --> 00:59:11,584 You don't know anything. Put this on, it's cold 741 00:59:11,748 --> 00:59:14,308 You must look after yourself 742 00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:17,062 This is how things went 743 00:59:17,228 --> 00:59:20,186 Mike was Margherita's first love 744 00:59:21,948 --> 00:59:25,702 He came back after I met her, and he wanted to get back with her 745 00:59:25,868 --> 00:59:28,063 Do you understand now, Mum? 746 00:59:28,228 --> 00:59:30,696 I'll spend three or four days here 747 00:59:30,868 --> 00:59:34,622 I need a holiday every now and then, don't you think? 748 00:59:35,988 --> 00:59:37,944 Be careful, son 749 00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:40,303 Yes, don't worry 750 00:59:41,428 --> 00:59:44,226 - Only passengers on board - Yes, thank you 751 00:59:44,388 --> 00:59:47,061 - Bye, Mum - Bye-bye. Take care 752 00:59:49,348 --> 00:59:51,908 - No visitors on board - Have a safe trip 753 00:59:59,308 --> 01:00:02,266 Gaetano, promise me you'll never marry that woman 754 01:00:02,428 --> 01:00:06,899 Yes, Mum. Yes, bye. I promise you 755 01:00:07,068 --> 01:00:11,778 His mother came here thinking she would find her son engaged 756 01:00:11,948 --> 01:00:15,065 Or almost. If it had been your mum... 757 01:00:15,228 --> 01:00:17,184 ...can you imagine it? 758 01:00:19,228 --> 01:00:21,617 My mother is dead 759 01:00:23,748 --> 01:00:26,103 I think you're making a big deal out of nothing 760 01:00:26,268 --> 01:00:28,304 Stop acting dumb 761 01:00:28,468 --> 01:00:31,107 I consider Gaetano's mum as my own 762 01:00:31,268 --> 01:00:33,736 - As our own - True 763 01:00:45,268 --> 01:00:47,418 Where's your mother? 764 01:00:47,588 --> 01:00:49,544 - She left - What? 765 01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:51,664 You let her go on her own? 766 01:00:53,068 --> 01:00:55,218 - What else could I do? - Take this 767 01:00:55,388 --> 01:00:59,222 She doesn't want to know about me anymore. She left cursing me 768 01:00:59,388 --> 01:01:00,787 Poor woman 769 01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:07,098 - Where's Margherita? - She's upstairs 770 01:01:07,268 --> 01:01:09,941 Don't be too harsh with her. She's devastated 771 01:01:11,148 --> 01:01:14,185 She didn't even want to eat 772 01:01:14,348 --> 01:01:17,306 If you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room. I'm very tired 773 01:01:28,188 --> 01:01:30,941 We should all leave 774 01:01:31,108 --> 01:01:35,340 Do you realise how terrible this situation is? 775 01:01:35,508 --> 01:01:39,387 Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother... 776 01:01:39,548 --> 01:01:41,937 ...and hold fast to his wife... 777 01:01:43,388 --> 01:01:45,777 ...and they shall become one flesh 778 01:01:55,948 --> 01:01:58,860 We have made a mistake. Poor woman 779 01:01:59,028 --> 01:02:01,906 Why did she have to come here? 780 01:02:04,428 --> 01:02:06,862 - Can I switch the light on? - If you want to 781 01:02:08,228 --> 01:02:12,267 "The Triumph of Death", by D'Annunzio 782 01:02:21,228 --> 01:02:25,983 Giorgio Rispa is madly in love with lppolita... 783 01:02:26,148 --> 01:02:30,187 ... a woman he has shaped to meet his requirements... 784 01:02:30,348 --> 01:02:33,624 ... and suit his needs 785 01:02:33,788 --> 01:02:38,066 The dissatisfaction of this relationship is slowly consuming their lives 786 01:02:38,228 --> 01:02:42,346 Only isolation and contact with nature... 787 01:02:42,508 --> 01:02:45,022 And contact with nature... 788 01:02:45,188 --> 01:02:47,099 ... give way to feelings of regret... 789 01:02:47,268 --> 01:02:49,065 ... while the mystic aspirations... 790 01:02:49,228 --> 01:02:51,378 ... can't relieve the pain... 791 01:02:51,548 --> 01:02:55,587 ... caused by a string of sins, until death puts an end to it 792 01:02:57,908 --> 01:03:00,058 This is how she appeared 793 01:03:00,228 --> 01:03:04,221 A strong, intelligent courtesan who was inspired by grace 794 01:03:04,388 --> 01:03:06,743 Wonderful in her voluptuous aura 795 01:03:10,788 --> 01:03:14,986 Although she may appear to me in many different ways... 796 01:03:18,268 --> 01:03:20,657 ... her shape is outlined by my desire... 797 01:03:20,828 --> 01:03:23,740 ... and her shadows are produced by my thoughts 798 01:03:23,908 --> 01:03:26,786 The way she appears to me every moment... 799 01:04:20,228 --> 01:04:23,345 It's worse than a Hitchcock film 800 01:04:29,748 --> 01:04:33,263 There isn't a law that regulates the sale of these pills yet 801 01:04:33,428 --> 01:04:36,386 - Thanks anyway - I understand but... l'm sorry 802 01:04:44,508 --> 01:04:47,545 Margherita, you should have seen it! I've been attacked by... 803 01:04:47,708 --> 01:04:49,858 I'm not talking to you after what you've done 804 01:04:50,028 --> 01:04:52,986 No, Margherita, listen. I explained to you why I've done it 805 01:04:53,148 --> 01:04:54,900 I thought you'd appreciate it 806 01:04:55,068 --> 01:04:59,027 Why don't you want to accept it as a sign of love? I'll take my responsibilities 807 01:05:02,188 --> 01:05:05,863 Close that umbrella. Can't you see that it's not raining anymore? 808 01:05:06,028 --> 01:05:07,984 You shouldn't have thrown away my pills 809 01:05:08,148 --> 01:05:10,457 They belonged to me 810 01:05:10,628 --> 01:05:12,346 I want a baby from you 811 01:05:12,508 --> 01:05:13,861 Ah, very well! 812 01:05:14,028 --> 01:05:16,337 What's going to happen when the baby is born? 813 01:05:16,508 --> 01:05:20,023 Who is going to keep it? Me or you? Can you tell me? 814 01:05:20,188 --> 01:05:22,418 What do you mean? We'll get married 815 01:05:22,588 --> 01:05:25,307 Can't you take this as a sign of love? 816 01:05:25,468 --> 01:05:29,461 How many times do I have to tell you that I don't want to get married? 817 01:05:35,148 --> 01:05:38,185 Margherita, don't you think you're being too repetitive? 818 01:05:38,348 --> 01:05:40,145 Stop it! I don't want to hear you! 819 01:05:40,308 --> 01:05:42,264 Go away! 820 01:05:56,708 --> 01:06:00,986 - Where did you leave our friend Gianni? - In town 821 01:06:01,148 --> 01:06:04,265 - Did you find the pills? - They don't have them here 822 01:06:04,428 --> 01:06:08,137 Don't worry, I'm sure we'll find some tomorrow 823 01:06:08,308 --> 01:06:11,186 There she is. The superior woman 824 01:06:11,348 --> 01:06:14,306 Without the pill she's lost 825 01:06:14,468 --> 01:06:16,459 No more equality of the sexes, right? 826 01:06:17,628 --> 01:06:19,983 We're back to the time of cavemen 827 01:06:20,148 --> 01:06:23,504 - And the ancestral fear is back - Very good, Mike 828 01:06:26,548 --> 01:06:31,827 Of course I'm scared. Because you are irresponsible people 829 01:06:33,828 --> 01:06:37,184 It's the one who threw the boxes away 830 01:06:39,428 --> 01:06:42,067 Gianni, come here 831 01:06:49,388 --> 01:06:50,787 What's wrong? 832 01:06:50,948 --> 01:06:53,223 What have you done to the lady? 833 01:06:53,388 --> 01:06:55,504 Me? Nothing 834 01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:02,897 He wanted a baby, can you imagine? 835 01:07:03,068 --> 01:07:06,583 Margherita, please 836 01:07:07,788 --> 01:07:09,744 I really can't understand you, Gianni 837 01:07:09,908 --> 01:07:11,307 Can't you see? 838 01:07:11,468 --> 01:07:15,177 Conceiving babies in this situation! Who'd be the father? 839 01:07:15,348 --> 01:07:17,464 Nothing happened 840 01:07:17,628 --> 01:07:19,584 I don't even want a baby 841 01:07:19,748 --> 01:07:23,297 We'd have sorted the paternity issue in alphabetical order 842 01:07:23,468 --> 01:07:27,302 The first baby would be Gaetano's... G-A 843 01:07:27,468 --> 01:07:30,505 The second Gianni's... G-I 844 01:07:30,668 --> 01:07:32,420 The third Mike's... M-I 845 01:07:32,588 --> 01:07:35,148 The fourth, strange as it may seem, would be René's 846 01:07:35,308 --> 01:07:37,185 Leave me out of it, please 847 01:07:37,828 --> 01:07:42,106 So you all think that my main aspiration is to have a baby from you? 848 01:07:42,268 --> 01:07:45,863 You're just selfish and arrogant men 849 01:07:46,028 --> 01:07:49,577 Let's be nice to this poor woman, let's give her a baby 850 01:07:49,748 --> 01:07:52,785 So she'll feel happy, content 851 01:07:52,948 --> 01:07:56,065 She'll believe she's become important 852 01:07:56,228 --> 01:08:00,346 And let's also tell her that we're letting her raise our child 853 01:08:00,508 --> 01:08:03,625 Making sure to stress the word "our" 854 01:08:06,348 --> 01:08:09,420 She's even rebelling against the laws of biology 855 01:08:18,668 --> 01:08:23,344 It was a great idea to throw the pills all over the place! 856 01:08:23,508 --> 01:08:27,865 Gaetano, please, stop complaining 857 01:08:28,028 --> 01:08:30,383 I'm cold and angry 858 01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:33,902 When I throw things away, I throw things away 859 01:08:34,508 --> 01:08:37,898 - Hey, are you not joining us? - No, I'm not going to play this silly game 860 01:08:38,068 --> 01:08:40,536 I won't join you full stop 861 01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,824 There's no more respect 862 01:08:42,988 --> 01:08:46,947 You even trample on maternal feelings in order to achieve what you want 863 01:08:47,108 --> 01:08:49,463 And now you're bringing babies into this 864 01:08:49,628 --> 01:08:52,859 I disagree. And I won't allow you to make fun of sacred things 865 01:08:53,028 --> 01:08:54,666 Come on. You're mad 866 01:08:54,828 --> 01:08:57,422 Mike, have you found anything? 867 01:08:57,588 --> 01:08:59,658 I've found two 868 01:08:59,828 --> 01:09:02,296 See? With a bit of patience... He's found two 869 01:09:02,468 --> 01:09:05,585 Hey, look what he's eating 870 01:09:07,068 --> 01:09:11,346 What are you doing? Are you eating the pills? Open your mouth! 871 01:09:11,508 --> 01:09:14,022 No, he's not eating the pills 872 01:09:14,188 --> 01:09:18,147 Oh, look at this. Ouch! Stupid... Mike! 873 01:09:21,548 --> 01:09:24,745 Come in. The film screening today is "Naked Curves" 874 01:09:24,908 --> 01:09:28,139 You're not the only diva here. You have competition. Look 875 01:09:30,868 --> 01:09:34,304 You know, the job of a photographer is great 876 01:09:34,468 --> 01:09:35,981 It's good fun 877 01:09:36,148 --> 01:09:40,300 You obviously have to find nice and interesting subjects 878 01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:44,097 Margheritina, you're in the way. You're not see-through. Please, move 879 01:09:45,668 --> 01:09:47,818 Next one? 880 01:09:49,308 --> 01:09:54,826 - Take that insect off - It's a friend of mine 881 01:09:55,788 --> 01:09:58,302 - Do you recognise it? - It's the desert 882 01:10:02,668 --> 01:10:04,306 What is it then? 883 01:10:04,468 --> 01:10:07,380 - Our Margherita - No way! 884 01:10:13,788 --> 01:10:17,542 It's amazing what you can do with photography 885 01:10:21,268 --> 01:10:22,587 Close the door 886 01:10:26,628 --> 01:10:28,584 Mount Margherita 887 01:10:30,348 --> 01:10:34,546 And now I'll show you a lady from Hamburg 888 01:10:35,908 --> 01:10:39,264 I'll be the screen. Project the photo on my jumper 889 01:10:39,428 --> 01:10:42,420 - That's it - Here you go 890 01:10:56,788 --> 01:10:59,746 You can't fish when the sea's rough 891 01:11:00,748 --> 01:11:04,787 Who said that? I've caught one, haven't I? 892 01:11:07,908 --> 01:11:12,265 Madam wants to see you Come on, chop chop! 893 01:11:12,428 --> 01:11:16,216 This place is not a harem. It's worse than the barracks 894 01:11:16,388 --> 01:11:18,504 All done 895 01:11:21,548 --> 01:11:23,903 Fancy a drink, Margherita? 896 01:11:24,068 --> 01:11:26,377 The others will be right here 897 01:11:26,548 --> 01:11:29,221 - Do you want some, Gaetano? - Yes, please 898 01:11:30,148 --> 01:11:33,345 Why did you call them up? I didn't ask you to 899 01:11:33,508 --> 01:11:35,863 You didn't... 900 01:11:36,028 --> 01:11:37,984 ...but you complain about being lonely 901 01:11:38,148 --> 01:11:42,460 We need to be four bodies and one mind - yours 902 01:11:42,628 --> 01:11:45,142 A rare specimen because it's the only one 903 01:11:45,308 --> 01:11:48,061 - Fishermen... - Nice rifle. Did you buy it? 904 01:11:48,228 --> 01:11:50,219 So, we'll all go hunting tomorrow 905 01:11:50,388 --> 01:11:53,346 - Stop it - Look at them 906 01:11:54,148 --> 01:11:58,266 Very good. You're planning to go hunting while the lady suffers from loneliness 907 01:11:58,428 --> 01:12:00,783 I'm not suffering from anything 908 01:12:00,948 --> 01:12:03,781 I know that real friendship is between men 909 01:12:03,948 --> 01:12:06,018 I've introduced you, you became friends 910 01:12:06,188 --> 01:12:10,420 - Now I can leave - What would we do without you? 911 01:12:10,588 --> 01:12:12,863 Women are impossible to understand 912 01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:14,984 She was the one who gathered us here... 913 01:12:15,148 --> 01:12:18,299 ...but now she's jealous of our friendship 914 01:12:19,708 --> 01:12:21,061 So... 915 01:12:28,628 --> 01:12:32,382 You are very confused. You can't decide, actually you don't want to decide 916 01:12:32,548 --> 01:12:35,426 But the game is getting dangerous 917 01:12:37,148 --> 01:12:40,936 Careful, because they will make all the decisions for you 918 01:12:41,108 --> 01:12:44,896 - Can you tell me how it will end up? - No? 919 01:13:40,508 --> 01:13:44,103 - Women... l'll never understand them - She got bored of us 920 01:13:44,268 --> 01:13:47,021 I'm speaking for myself. But what do you think? 921 01:13:55,628 --> 01:13:57,380 Margherita is not in town 922 01:13:57,548 --> 01:14:00,984 Nor at the hotel. I don't know where to look for her anymore 923 01:14:01,148 --> 01:14:04,060 When she feels like it, she'll come back 924 01:14:04,228 --> 01:14:07,379 - I'm going to eat. I'm hungry - Me too 925 01:15:02,428 --> 01:15:04,066 Here's your coffee 926 01:15:04,228 --> 01:15:06,901 Wake up! Coffee time 927 01:15:07,068 --> 01:15:09,901 - Coffee anybody? Gianni? - Yes, please 928 01:15:10,908 --> 01:15:14,184 Hi, Margherita. We've been waiting for you for hours 929 01:15:14,348 --> 01:15:17,306 - Coffee? - I'm leaving 930 01:15:17,468 --> 01:15:19,220 You're leaving? 931 01:15:20,668 --> 01:15:23,307 - She's leaving? - She's leaving 932 01:15:24,508 --> 01:15:28,023 The lady does as she pleases 933 01:15:31,028 --> 01:15:32,825 I won't ask you where you've been 934 01:15:32,948 --> 01:15:36,338 I don't have the right to do it, but they are fuming 935 01:15:36,508 --> 01:15:38,544 I couldn't stand it any longer 936 01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:42,018 But you have to understand them. They spent all night looking for you 937 01:15:42,188 --> 01:15:43,541 I'm sorry 938 01:15:44,988 --> 01:15:48,344 - Are you really leaving? - Yes 939 01:15:49,948 --> 01:15:55,147 - Are you going back to Rome? - In a few days 940 01:15:56,748 --> 01:16:00,627 Did you meet somebody else? You did. I know you too well 941 01:16:02,108 --> 01:16:04,064 Who is he? 942 01:16:05,468 --> 01:16:07,140 Is he young? 943 01:16:08,468 --> 01:16:12,302 - Why do you want to know? - Well, if it's a secret then... 944 01:16:12,468 --> 01:16:14,459 ...it's the man of your life 945 01:16:14,628 --> 01:16:17,586 The problem is, today the maid is not even coming 946 01:16:17,748 --> 01:16:19,943 Well, you can do the chores 947 01:16:20,108 --> 01:16:23,225 No, Margherita! I'm tired of it. There's a limit to everything 948 01:16:23,388 --> 01:16:24,821 I'm a man too! 949 01:16:47,548 --> 01:16:50,142 I want to leave 950 01:16:56,668 --> 01:17:00,581 Sorry, I locked up to make sure the cheetah wouldn't get out 951 01:17:01,668 --> 01:17:05,217 Have a safe journey and be happy 952 01:17:11,068 --> 01:17:13,821 We'd like to apologise to you 953 01:17:13,988 --> 01:17:16,502 Can you accept our apologies? 954 01:17:16,668 --> 01:17:20,900 Answer. Do you accept them? Come on, make peace 955 01:17:21,068 --> 01:17:25,380 - Do you accept? - Come on. Let's part as friends 956 01:17:29,868 --> 01:17:32,018 We've made a mistake. Forgive us 957 01:17:34,268 --> 01:17:36,020 Forgive me 958 01:17:36,188 --> 01:17:38,144 You have to forgive me 959 01:17:39,628 --> 01:17:42,301 Wait, Margherita 960 01:17:42,468 --> 01:17:44,823 Only one last favour 961 01:17:44,988 --> 01:17:47,058 Mike's trousers 962 01:17:47,228 --> 01:17:49,025 You can sew, can't you? 963 01:17:49,188 --> 01:17:53,147 You're not a great housekeeper, but I assume you can at least sew 964 01:17:53,308 --> 01:17:55,822 Look, five buttons are missing 965 01:17:55,988 --> 01:17:58,627 Can you see what state he is in? 966 01:17:58,788 --> 01:18:01,939 You wouldn't leave him like that, would you? 967 01:18:02,108 --> 01:18:07,580 Only five buttons and then you're free to go 968 01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:12,302 Look how beautiful she is 969 01:18:12,468 --> 01:18:16,017 Tell her to prepare something to eat. I'm hungry 970 01:18:16,188 --> 01:18:19,225 He wants you to prepare us something to eat 971 01:18:25,148 --> 01:18:27,946 You will prepare us a nice lunch as a lasting memory 972 01:18:28,108 --> 01:18:31,464 A nice lunch. Margherita, the housewife 973 01:18:33,148 --> 01:18:35,742 Margherita, the angel of the house 974 01:18:35,908 --> 01:18:38,297 Of course. Our angel 975 01:18:42,988 --> 01:18:44,819 Lunch! 976 01:18:45,828 --> 01:18:48,706 - Hooray for the spaghetti! - Well done! 977 01:18:48,868 --> 01:18:50,779 Everybody - smell 978 01:18:54,148 --> 01:18:58,107 Is everything on the table? Salt, pepper, sauce? 979 01:18:58,988 --> 01:19:01,946 - Say when - As usual, there's something missing 980 01:19:02,108 --> 01:19:06,624 It's easy to criticise, but you can't find Grana cheese here 981 01:19:06,788 --> 01:19:08,506 - Wine, Gaetano? - Yes, please 982 01:19:08,668 --> 01:19:10,898 This is for René 983 01:19:11,068 --> 01:19:14,026 From the smell I can tell it's much better than yours 984 01:19:14,188 --> 01:19:15,746 Pass the plate 985 01:19:15,908 --> 01:19:18,786 Are you not going to eat with us? 986 01:19:18,948 --> 01:19:20,984 Gaetano, pull up a chair 987 01:19:21,148 --> 01:19:24,379 Sit down with us, Margherita. Come here 988 01:19:27,948 --> 01:19:29,700 - Wait - Please 989 01:19:29,868 --> 01:19:32,701 Now that the lady has sat down, we can start eating 990 01:19:37,148 --> 01:19:39,104 Would you like some? 991 01:19:46,788 --> 01:19:50,701 - This pasta's not that great. - I'm only eating it because I'm hungry 992 01:19:50,868 --> 01:19:53,507 Then do what I'm doing... 993 01:19:55,348 --> 01:19:58,897 ...add some salt, and a bit of pepper 994 01:19:59,828 --> 01:20:02,900 - René cooks much better - There's no comparison 995 01:20:08,028 --> 01:20:09,859 It's still rubbish 996 01:20:10,028 --> 01:20:11,700 Try some 997 01:20:11,868 --> 01:20:14,621 Have some, come on 998 01:20:14,788 --> 01:20:17,382 So you know it too 999 01:20:17,548 --> 01:20:21,621 Not even the cheetah can eat it. This spaghetti's crap! 1000 01:20:23,788 --> 01:20:25,380 You can't do this to a lady 1001 01:20:25,548 --> 01:20:30,144 Gaetano, don't get carried away now. We're gentlemen 1002 01:20:30,308 --> 01:20:33,061 - I'm sorry - Margherita, I'm sorry... 1003 01:20:33,228 --> 01:20:35,742 ...but a woman should at least be able to cook... 1004 01:20:35,908 --> 01:20:38,138 ...but you don't have the faintest clue 1005 01:20:38,308 --> 01:20:42,142 At least spaghetti. She can't do anything, for God's sake! 1006 01:20:43,268 --> 01:20:45,020 Yes, he's right 1007 01:20:45,188 --> 01:20:47,702 Come on, Margherita, at least spaghetti 1008 01:20:47,868 --> 01:20:51,622 Don't you know that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach? 1009 01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:54,504 Didn't anyone tell you that? 1010 01:20:54,668 --> 01:20:58,263 You should have learnt something else apart from having sex 1011 01:20:58,428 --> 01:21:02,580 Cooking is not that difficult after all. What can you do? Tell us 1012 01:21:02,748 --> 01:21:04,943 What can you do? 1013 01:21:05,108 --> 01:21:07,702 Fried eggs 1014 01:21:07,868 --> 01:21:09,824 And steak 1015 01:21:14,988 --> 01:21:16,979 See, Margherita... 1016 01:21:17,148 --> 01:21:19,742 ...first we made you become a good housewife... 1017 01:21:19,908 --> 01:21:22,627 ...and now a beautiful erotic object 1018 01:21:22,788 --> 01:21:24,426 Do you know why? 1019 01:21:25,908 --> 01:21:28,376 It's not for our own pleasure 1020 01:21:29,628 --> 01:21:31,584 But for your own good 1021 01:21:32,308 --> 01:21:35,539 To allow you to get back to your natural female status 1022 01:21:35,708 --> 01:21:38,302 Sacred words 1023 01:21:38,468 --> 01:21:42,097 Stand up and take the blanket off 1024 01:21:52,068 --> 01:21:54,104 Do you want me naked? 1025 01:21:54,268 --> 01:21:56,065 No, Margherita, not naked 1026 01:21:56,228 --> 01:21:58,344 Don't overdo it 1027 01:21:58,508 --> 01:22:02,899 We just want you to be a nice erotic object 1028 01:22:03,068 --> 01:22:06,026 We're not pornographers 1029 01:22:16,428 --> 01:22:19,386 Maybe we should ask Prince Charming what he thinks 1030 01:22:20,748 --> 01:22:22,545 He's a man too... 1031 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:24,664 ...with his own opinions 1032 01:22:25,708 --> 01:22:28,541 Tell us where this Prince Charming is 1033 01:22:28,708 --> 01:22:31,541 We'll go and look for him, Margheritina. Where is he? 1034 01:22:35,708 --> 01:22:40,463 Here he is - Prince Charming! 1035 01:22:41,588 --> 01:22:44,056 Gaetano - a lawyer 1036 01:22:45,748 --> 01:22:47,784 Gianni - an engineer 1037 01:22:47,948 --> 01:22:49,700 Very good 1038 01:22:49,868 --> 01:22:52,940 Mike - unemployed 1039 01:22:59,188 --> 01:23:00,541 Name and surname 1040 01:23:01,348 --> 01:23:03,020 What's his name? 1041 01:23:04,148 --> 01:23:06,218 True... what could we call him? 1042 01:23:07,908 --> 01:23:10,263 What could his name be? 1043 01:23:14,788 --> 01:23:16,380 Tell us his name! 1044 01:23:16,548 --> 01:23:20,507 His name is "Secret Passion", "Mystery" 1045 01:23:20,668 --> 01:23:22,499 We'll just call him Mr X 1046 01:23:22,668 --> 01:23:24,499 - Do you agree? - Yes 1047 01:23:24,668 --> 01:23:27,944 First name, X. Surname, X 1048 01:23:36,988 --> 01:23:38,341 The sun 1049 01:24:42,988 --> 01:24:45,024 I am going to go now 1050 01:24:45,188 --> 01:24:46,860 Wait a second! 1051 01:24:47,028 --> 01:24:49,701 Before you leave we still have one more game to play 1052 01:24:49,868 --> 01:24:51,017 The tower game 1053 01:24:51,188 --> 01:24:53,383 It's a very interesting game 1054 01:24:53,548 --> 01:24:56,016 A very revealing scientific test 1055 01:24:56,188 --> 01:24:58,656 You'll like it too 1056 01:24:58,828 --> 01:25:00,784 And it's very stimulating 1057 01:25:00,948 --> 01:25:03,701 - Come on, let's play - We're ready 1058 01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:06,778 Give me your arm 1059 01:25:06,948 --> 01:25:08,666 Come on, princess! 1060 01:25:08,828 --> 01:25:11,501 Come on, the tower game is fun 1061 01:25:56,268 --> 01:26:00,580 Who are you? Where do you come from? What do you want? 1062 01:26:00,748 --> 01:26:02,704 She's an alien! 1063 01:26:03,508 --> 01:26:05,863 Careful, Mr X. She's an alien 1064 01:26:07,268 --> 01:26:10,101 Come on. Let's hurry up with this game 1065 01:26:10,268 --> 01:26:11,986 Margherita has to leave 1066 01:26:12,148 --> 01:26:14,901 I am cold! 1067 01:26:22,028 --> 01:26:23,984 This is salt 1068 01:26:29,028 --> 01:26:31,496 We have caught the alien! 1069 01:26:31,668 --> 01:26:33,579 And we're taking her to the tower! 1070 01:26:41,588 --> 01:26:43,624 'The Bridge of Sighs' 1071 01:26:45,868 --> 01:26:47,426 Mind the step 1072 01:26:51,548 --> 01:26:54,506 What an awful place. It gets worse and worse 1073 01:26:58,308 --> 01:27:00,981 Hurry up, Gianni! 1074 01:27:01,148 --> 01:27:03,298 We have to be quick! 1075 01:27:10,508 --> 01:27:13,341 Here we are, on top of the tower 1076 01:27:17,628 --> 01:27:18,981 Here 1077 01:27:21,508 --> 01:27:23,738 Sit down 1078 01:27:33,948 --> 01:27:37,577 We have here the lady, the tower and Mr X 1079 01:27:41,268 --> 01:27:43,577 Now, Margherita... 1080 01:27:43,748 --> 01:27:47,866 ...you are on top of the tower with your Mr X 1081 01:27:48,028 --> 01:27:52,385 One of you has to jump to save the other's life 1082 01:27:52,548 --> 01:27:54,027 Understood, Mr X? 1083 01:27:55,468 --> 01:27:58,824 It's a nice test, but cruel. Like the Chinese bell one 1084 01:27:58,988 --> 01:28:01,218 You win a fortune but the man dies 1085 01:28:01,388 --> 01:28:04,983 They should do this in churches, before celebrating weddings 1086 01:28:21,388 --> 01:28:24,698 So, Margherita, who is going to jump? 1087 01:28:24,868 --> 01:28:28,781 One of you has to be willing to sacrifice their life for the other 1088 01:28:31,388 --> 01:28:34,266 What do you think? 1089 01:28:34,428 --> 01:28:36,658 Who is going to jump? 1090 01:28:36,828 --> 01:28:38,307 You or him? 1091 01:28:38,468 --> 01:28:40,936 Who is going to jump from the tower? 1092 01:28:46,628 --> 01:28:50,462 It's obvious, men are more selfish 1093 01:28:50,628 --> 01:28:52,584 But look at Margherita 1094 01:28:54,388 --> 01:28:57,698 She'd like to jump but she's a woman 1095 01:28:57,868 --> 01:29:02,896 Her feelings are decent 1096 01:29:04,588 --> 01:29:08,137 Margherita, make a decision, then you can leave 1097 01:29:08,308 --> 01:29:10,424 So, which one of you is going to jump? 1098 01:29:16,908 --> 01:29:19,183 I don't want to play this game anymore 1099 01:29:19,348 --> 01:29:21,304 Come on, be a good girl 1100 01:29:21,468 --> 01:29:24,505 Once you start a game you have to get to the end of it 1101 01:29:38,708 --> 01:29:40,858 Come on 1102 01:29:41,028 --> 01:29:44,737 We can wait for days, but you can't. You're in a hurry 1103 01:29:44,908 --> 01:29:48,298 It would be too easy to leave without making a decision 1104 01:29:48,468 --> 01:29:52,222 - You have to choose, Margheritina - Am I the one you'd like to push down? 1105 01:29:52,388 --> 01:29:55,664 It's the truth, you'd like to push me off the tower 1106 01:29:55,828 --> 01:29:59,946 Come on, Margherita. Come 1107 01:30:14,948 --> 01:30:17,382 You have to jump from here 1108 01:30:30,828 --> 01:30:33,979 Do you see what women are like? 1109 01:30:34,148 --> 01:30:37,663 First they use men, then get rid of them like old rags 1110 01:30:42,828 --> 01:30:45,661 Women have always made sacrifices for men 1111 01:30:45,828 --> 01:30:49,787 That's their real strength. Am I right, Mr X? 1112 01:30:51,508 --> 01:30:55,706 So, who do you want to push down, Margherita? 1113 01:30:59,828 --> 01:31:02,581 Me? You won't push me down! 1114 01:31:33,148 --> 01:31:38,097 THE END 1115 01:32:32,748 --> 01:32:34,704 Translated by Lorena Uras 1116 01:32:34,868 --> 01:32:37,621 DVD Subtitles by International Broadcast Facilities 80058

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