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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:11,721 Okay, break, girls. 2 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,974 Really good work. Nice hustle. 3 00:00:13,974 --> 00:00:17,309 I love to see that. Drink plenty of water. 4 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,562 Uh, AA meeting's in the cafeteria. 5 00:00:19,562 --> 00:00:22,190 - Oh, no, no, no. Coach, it's me, Beth. 6 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,567 Beth Jones. 7 00:00:23,567 --> 00:00:26,443 Oh, my God, Beth? 8 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:29,239 It's so good to see you. 9 00:00:29,239 --> 00:00:32,325 The AA meeting's are in the cafeteria. 10 00:00:32,325 --> 00:00:34,076 - Yeah, no, I'm not here for that. 11 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,911 I barely even drink anymore. 12 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:39,082 - Well, that's great. Hey, girls, this is Beth Jones. 13 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,459 She was an outside hitter and one of the best 14 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:44,378 defensive players we ever had here, effort-wise. 15 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,965 - Yeah, and also just in general, but-- 16 00:00:46,965 --> 00:00:48,299 - How are you doing? 17 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:49,676 - So great. 18 00:00:49,676 --> 00:00:50,676 - Great. - Really never better. 19 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:51,844 - Great. - Yeah. 20 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:53,054 - How's your mom? 21 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:54,472 - Dead. She died. 22 00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:55,682 - Oh. - Yeah. 23 00:00:55,682 --> 00:00:57,017 - So sorry. 24 00:00:57,017 --> 00:00:59,435 - Yeah. - Yeah. 25 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:02,271 I remember she was--she was such a big part of your life. 26 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:04,733 - Yeah, huge. Listen, so, Coach, 27 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:09,486 I have an exciting-- no, a thrilling idea for you. 28 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,573 - Okay. - Okay. 29 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:13,198 So there was a time in my life where volleyball 30 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,492 was just my greatest passion. 31 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,786 - Well, that's nice to hear. 32 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:19,539 - Yeah. And it's really a lot thanks to you. 33 00:01:19,539 --> 00:01:21,540 So basically, 34 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:25,420 all roads have kind of converged in--in the wood, 35 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:29,215 and I took the path that led to volleyball. 36 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:30,716 - Uh, great. 37 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,885 You know, um, they have an over 40 league 38 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,596 on Tuesday nights. Maybe you could-- 39 00:01:34,596 --> 00:01:37,848 - Okay, but no, I don't think that I was meant to play. 40 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:40,352 I believe... 41 00:01:40,352 --> 00:01:42,228 that I was meant to coach. 42 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:43,521 - Hm. 43 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:46,733 - That's why I wanna coach right here with you. 44 00:01:46,733 --> 00:01:48,317 I'll assistant coach for free 45 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,985 for about four to six weeks, you know. 46 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:52,072 Probably closer to four, just 'cause it's free, 47 00:01:52,072 --> 00:01:53,990 and, you know, everybody needs money 48 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:57,409 and then I'll take over as head coach. 49 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,037 You know, Beth... 50 00:01:59,037 --> 00:02:03,582 I really appreciate your enthusiasm for the program, 51 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,043 but I have to say, 52 00:02:05,043 --> 00:02:09,338 I--I don't think you're being very realistic. 53 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,091 - I know what's going on. 54 00:02:11,091 --> 00:02:13,175 You don't think I have what it takes anymore. 55 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:16,304 Well, let me tell you that I do. 56 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,847 Girls, line up! 57 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,890 All right, let's just get you out of the way here. 58 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,433 All right. Hitting. Here we go. 59 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:24,228 Who's up? Let's go. 60 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:25,437 Show me what you got. 61 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:27,856 My eyes are open, I'm seeing who's got what? 62 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,818 All right. Even better, defense. 63 00:02:29,818 --> 00:02:32,194 Okay. Get down. Here we go. 64 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,237 Oh, God, I'm sorry! 65 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,614 - Oh, God. Listen-- 66 00:02:34,614 --> 00:02:36,074 - She's okay, right? She seems like a tough cookie. 67 00:02:36,074 --> 00:02:37,825 - Listen. - Yeah. Talk to me. 68 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,201 - This team already has a coach. 69 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,328 - Right, right. 70 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,788 - And that's me. - Yeah. 71 00:02:41,788 --> 00:02:43,997 - And I'm not going anywhere for a very long time. 72 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,043 - All right, you want me to break it to the girls? 73 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,504 - No. - No. Right. 74 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,590 All right, well, I think I'm gonna split. 75 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,930 My bad about that. 76 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,890 Live your dreams, ladies. 77 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,603 Hope you bitches like cards, 'cause here comes an ace. 78 00:03:17,115 --> 00:03:18,699 - Hey. - Hi. 79 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,493 - How you doing? - Good. 80 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,704 Am I talking to the new Downside Middle School 81 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,247 volleyball coach? 82 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,790 - Uh, no, you're not. 83 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:30,711 It was--it wasn't big enough, but I'll--I'll find something. 84 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,131 I need a job now. 85 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:35,133 - What do you mean? - I quit my job. 86 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:36,593 - You quit your job? - Yeah. 87 00:03:36,593 --> 00:03:39,429 I quit my job, inspired by you. Thank you very much. 88 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:40,513 - I didn't tell you to quit your job. 89 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:41,764 - Hi, John. I think we're all set. 90 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:42,932 - No, you know I wasn't happy. - Oh. 91 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:44,224 - Hey, Gerald. - Hey, Beth. 92 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,768 - Hi. What's up, Gerald? 93 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:47,937 - How's it going? Everything looking good here? 94 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:49,688 - It's good, right? Yeah. 95 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:52,233 - Hey, I gotta tell you. Uh, I owe you a big thanks. 96 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,817 You're quite the sales gal. 97 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,736 - Oh, yeah. People are really digging the wine. 98 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,112 - Yeah. - Yeah. 99 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,281 Especially this Pinot, the hero. 100 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,159 I mean, do you have any left after we sold so much of it? 101 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,912 - We're getting pretty low. You know, 102 00:04:03,912 --> 00:04:05,788 with all the wine commission I'm getting from this, 103 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,123 I was able to afford this MasterClass. 104 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:10,084 Kinda had my eye on it for a while. 105 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:12,336 From one Laird Hamiltone. 106 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:13,795 - The surfer? 107 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,798 - Is he a surfer? I know him as a model. 108 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:18,050 - Oh, someone's coming. - All right. 109 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,636 I got this, guys. Speaking of MasterClass. 110 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:21,053 - Gerald, your nose is bleeding. 111 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,262 - Oh, God. 112 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,723 - It is? - Yeah. There's a lot of blood. 113 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:24,973 - Oh, God. Got it. 114 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,266 - Why don't you go inside? 115 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,769 - Yeah, it's really bad. - Clean up. 116 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:29,144 - Okay. - I'm good. 117 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,312 - Okay. They're coming. 118 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,689 - I have to continue setting up. 119 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:32,814 Are you up for it? - What should I do? 120 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:33,983 - Just sell them produce. 121 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:36,819 - Hi, welcome to the farmer's market. 122 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,863 Um, this is our farm stand. 123 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,074 Uh, I am Beth. I'll be your server. 124 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,951 - Take it easy. - Okay. Sorry. I'm nervous. 125 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,911 - How much is your Swiss chard? 126 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,747 - Swiss chard. Oh, I love that question. 127 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,332 Yeah. Great question. 128 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,752 And great scarf. Uh, Swiss chard. 129 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:55,629 Now, what is that? Is that a cheese? 130 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,757 - It's, uh... - Oh, yeah. 131 00:04:57,757 --> 00:05:03,096 It's--here it is. It's, um, it's $10. 132 00:05:03,096 --> 00:05:04,430 Chard. Just because--well, no. 133 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,807 It's just-- it's the lush red stemmage, 134 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,894 which makes it more Swiss. 135 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,312 Even more Swiss. - That's actually true. 136 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:13,105 The darker stems give them a nice beet-like flavor. 137 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,731 - Beet-like. - Beet-like. 138 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,985 - Who doesn't like beets? What kind of a sick person? 139 00:05:16,985 --> 00:05:20,153 - All right. Sold. - Okay. Okay, great. 140 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,656 Um, so just take like a bunch of them. 141 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,199 - Grab them, yeah. - Oh, okay. Oh, okay. 142 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:26,536 And then you go like this. That's how you do it. 143 00:05:26,536 --> 00:05:28,579 Okay. Did you need a bag? 144 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,206 - No. - We recycle. 145 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,082 - Oh, my God. Heroes, saints. 146 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,959 Okay. Thank you. 147 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,545 - Thank you. See you next week. 148 00:05:35,545 --> 00:05:37,170 - Yes, we'll be here. 149 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,298 - Thank you. 150 00:05:38,298 --> 00:05:40,757 - Enjoy the market. 151 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,634 That was awesome. 152 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,553 - We just ripped that woman off. 153 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,930 - Nice. - Hi. 154 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:50,183 - Hi. - Do you guys have any leeks? 155 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,562 - I don't even have my period. - Jesus, Beth. 156 00:05:52,562 --> 00:05:54,314 Yeah, we have leeks right here actually. 157 00:05:54,314 --> 00:05:56,316 - Yeah. We're just having fun. He doesn't get it. 158 00:05:56,316 --> 00:05:58,985 - $2 each. - You sure, not four? 159 00:05:58,985 --> 00:06:01,112 - No, it's fine. Thank you so much. 160 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:03,572 - Okay, thank you. - Just the one? 161 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,783 - Namaste. - Bhagwan. 162 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,701 - Thank you. What's Bhagwan? 163 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,411 - Oh, my God. Wild Wild Country. 164 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,038 You never saw that show? 165 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,831 It's about a cult. This guy, like, 166 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,627 totally, you know, like most cult leaders, 167 00:06:15,627 --> 00:06:17,377 winds up just kind of fucking everyone. 168 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,504 You need a TV. 169 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:19,963 - So I can watch people join a cult? 170 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,257 - Yes. 171 00:06:21,257 --> 00:06:23,091 Oh, I mean, there's so much more than that. 172 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,593 What's it called? 173 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:27,721 You can get inside the mind of a serial killer, you know. 174 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,266 Or there's this doc 175 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,728 that you have to see where all these nuns get raped. 176 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:35,939 Well, I'm sold. 177 00:06:35,939 --> 00:06:37,856 Yeah. 178 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:40,026 Why are we in this shitty corner? 179 00:06:40,026 --> 00:06:43,196 - The woman who assigns the spots doesn't like me. 180 00:06:43,196 --> 00:06:45,822 - How could she not like you? 181 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,826 - My pigs escape onto her land a lot. 182 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:52,120 - That was gonna be my guess. Uh... 183 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,165 You know what? Just gimme a minute. 184 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,961 - All right. I think I'm good, John. 185 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,505 Hey, can we put the reds in front? 186 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,341 We swap the, like-- I want to push the-- 187 00:07:03,341 --> 00:07:04,675 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 188 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:06,677 - That's a lot of blood. - I'm good, it's gonna stop. 189 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,262 But I wanna switch. I wanna push the reds. 190 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,971 So if we could maybe move the reds up front... 191 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,598 - Okay, we will, we will. It's still coming out, I think. 192 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,184 - It's just slowing down. It was gushing at first. 193 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:14,644 - Let's pack it up. We're moving. 194 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:15,769 - What? 195 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,562 - That looks better. - Moving what? 196 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,940 - Oh, we're moving stands. The marmalade people sold out. 197 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,233 Fucking marmalade. 198 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,903 - When we reset, reds up front? 199 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:25,112 - Sure, Gerald. Yeah. 200 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,447 - He's bleeding a lot. 201 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,781 - How'd you do that? 202 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,492 - Oh, I just told the organizer that I had IBS, 203 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,370 so I needed to be near the toilet. 204 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:35,581 - You lied? - Well, yeah, I don't have IBS. 205 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:36,915 Yeah. So let's go. 206 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,209 - Well, this is kind of our spot. 207 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:39,459 People know to find us here. 208 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,086 - They'll find us up front, 209 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,629 'cause we'll be the first stand that they see, okay? 210 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,132 - Okay. Okay. 211 00:07:44,132 --> 00:07:46,300 - Will you? Okay. 'Cause it is a little heavy. 212 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,427 - Thank you. - Okay. 213 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,555 - These red bamboo. 214 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,768 Here, here, right here. This is where we're talking. 215 00:07:55,768 --> 00:07:59,271 - Don't leave the fucking money just sitting here, guys. 216 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:00,648 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, young lady. 217 00:08:03,276 --> 00:08:05,403 - Absolutely. And I believe this is $8. 218 00:08:05,403 --> 00:08:06,612 - Two is fine. - Two? 219 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:09,031 - For just the one. - Okay. Two. 220 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,449 Okay. Thank you. 221 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,033 - See you, Chris. Thanks. 222 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,829 - I love selling this stuff. Like, so much more than wine. 223 00:08:14,829 --> 00:08:16,163 - Yeah. 224 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,584 Maybe because this stuff actually nourishes people. 225 00:08:19,584 --> 00:08:21,168 - Don't talk shit about wine. 226 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,377 - No, wine's great. - It's good too. 227 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:23,795 - You just have to be okay with the fact 228 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,548 you're slowly poisoning people to death. 229 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:26,966 Okay. Hey, Bob. 230 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:29,427 - Anybody see Elena? She took off with my flask. 231 00:08:29,427 --> 00:08:31,637 - That's how it starts. I'll help you find her, Bob. 232 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:32,804 You good? 233 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,097 - I was born good. 234 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:36,142 - I'm going to take a leek. 235 00:08:36,142 --> 00:08:37,559 - You take a leek, Bob. - Come on, Bob. 236 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,894 She's probably in the men's room. 237 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,562 I found her there last week. 238 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:41,980 I told you she was here. I'm dying. 239 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,649 Oh, shut up. What are you doing here? 240 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:44,900 - Oh, you think we were gonna miss this? 241 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,568 - Why are you here? Okay. Move. 242 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,028 There's real customers coming over here. 243 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,363 - Say something farmery. 244 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,822 Fuck you, okay? 245 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,616 - How about that? Okay, this is not cool. 246 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:55,827 Elena drank every drop. 247 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,998 These are my friends, Jen and Jess. This is John. 248 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:01,082 - That's too many Js. - That's funny. 249 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,751 - Hi, John. He's cute. 250 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,336 - Your hair's very curly. Do you have a perm? 251 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,587 - I don't. - John. 252 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:06,964 Do people get perms anymore? 253 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,466 - I don't know. Are you gonna buy anything? 254 00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:10,592 - Uh... - Um... 255 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,385 - How about just, like, nice to meet you? 256 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,929 Like, these are my good friends, you know? 257 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:16,432 - Nice to meet you. - Hi. 258 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:19,476 - I'm gonna go get some more cabbage from the truck. 259 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,312 - Okay. Would you grab some more fennel? 260 00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:23,397 - Yeah. - Fennel, I'm dead! 261 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,941 - Stop. Stop. 262 00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:27,777 - Get John back over here. I wanna learn how to hoe. 263 00:09:27,777 --> 00:09:28,945 - You are a hoe. - Eat my ass. 264 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:30,071 - Can you please? 265 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:31,404 This is like a respectable market. 266 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,073 Okay? I'm sorry he was rude. 267 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,658 I don't know what that was about the perm. 268 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:37,119 - I don't care. - It was a little off, but-- 269 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:38,620 - I think I might really like him. 270 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,998 - Oh, it's so adult. 271 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,917 - Adult film. Gingham shirt. 272 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,793 - You guys are such assholes. Where's Maya? 273 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,169 I can't believe she's missing this humiliation. 274 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,256 - Oh, well, she's busy making all the arrangements. 275 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,841 - For what? 276 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:54,636 - Oh, uh, you--you didn't hear? 277 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,682 - What are you talking about? 278 00:09:57,682 --> 00:09:59,850 - Grandpa Don passed away this week. 279 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:07,316 - Sorry. - I thought you knew that. 280 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:11,070 - No, I--I had a missed call from her, but, um... 281 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:15,950 - How long will the funeral take, do you think? 282 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,451 - Like an hour, I think. 283 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,202 I don't know. They don't call it a funeral. 284 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,330 It's called a Homegoing Service. 285 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,374 - Like the person's going home. I like that. 286 00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:25,125 - Yeah. That's what Maya said. 287 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,086 I don't know why she didn't want Jen and Jess there. 288 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:29,254 They're texting me. 289 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,215 - Jess humped a table at the farmer's market. 290 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:35,052 Maybe she's afraid she would do something like that there. 291 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,888 - I think I thought you were gonna kind of dress up 292 00:10:36,888 --> 00:10:38,847 a little more. 293 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,182 - You know, I don't like what the weather is doing. 294 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,768 Do you mind if we go check on the boat really quick? 295 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:46,438 - No, we're late already. Yeah. We gotta go. 296 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,024 - Okay. - It's just a funeral. 297 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:51,652 I think I thought you'd wear like a suit or something. 298 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,403 - I don't have a suit. 299 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,905 - Maybe you should get one. 300 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:06,125 - Do you believe in God? 301 00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:13,841 Not really. - Yeah. 302 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,927 - But like, 303 00:11:15,927 --> 00:11:17,510 you know, if I'm in like, turbulence on a plane 304 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,639 or someone I know is sick, 305 00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:23,183 I pray, you know, to God. 306 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:26,854 Do you believe in God? 307 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:33,027 - Hm, no, not really. No. 308 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:35,779 I don't really ever pray, 309 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:40,283 but I kind of think nature is God... 310 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,078 or something. 311 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,929 - Hey. When does this start? 312 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,764 - Just keep going, girls. - I missed it? 313 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,225 - Will you please get out of her way? 314 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:05,225 - What? - Hi, Daddy. 315 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,226 Hi, my sweethearts. 316 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,436 - Come on. - Come on. 317 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,604 Let's go. Let's go. 318 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:09,897 - Did you win? 319 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,107 - Yeah, we won. Yeah. 320 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:15,277 - They don't start these things on time anymore. 321 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,615 - It's starting to rain. 322 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,951 - I know. Yeah, can we hurry a little? 323 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,663 - I should check the boat. 324 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,456 - What? 325 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,708 - I should check the boat. 326 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,003 - Oh, we're like the last ones. Come on. 327 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,317 She's right there. 328 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,360 Oh, I don't-- 329 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,280 John. I don't think these are-- 330 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,368 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 331 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,080 Oh, I'm so sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 332 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,999 - Seems like we should've come down the middle. 333 00:13:09,999 --> 00:13:11,833 - Yeah. Hi. 334 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,626 Hi. - Hi, my love. 335 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,754 - This is John. 336 00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:16,755 - Hi, John. - Hi, nice to meet you. 337 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,466 - Hey, Beth. - Hi. 338 00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:21,844 - LaVar, this is John. 339 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,011 - Hi. - LaVar. 340 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,179 - Nice to meet you. 341 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,097 You too. 342 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,308 This is crazy. 343 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,315 Would you mind not texting? 344 00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:36,692 - Yeah, I just have to text Skyler to check on the boat. 345 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:39,611 He's at a tournament. 346 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,615 - Okay. 347 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:45,116 Okay. Can you put it away? 348 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,290 - I think we're the only white people in here. 349 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:56,879 That's not a whisper. 350 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,590 Remember? I taught you whispering. 351 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,429 - We have come together today 352 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:09,140 to celebrate the life 353 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,975 of Mr. Don Green. 354 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,480 It is with that in mind 355 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,399 that we stand with this family. 356 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,777 Green family, we want you to know 357 00:14:19,777 --> 00:14:24,490 that we support you and we are with you. 358 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:27,201 - Damn it, Douyon, not now. We're in a funeral. 359 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,494 Come on, man. 360 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,835 - In storms and through trials, 361 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,131 - My God said, he said, I'll be with you 362 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:44,467 even through the tough times. 363 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,511 He said, no matter what it seems, 364 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,888 God will. 365 00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,769 - Did they do this at your mother's funeral? 366 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,563 - No. What is it? 367 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,981 - We call it a praise dance. 368 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,984 Y'all don't do something like this? 369 00:14:59,984 --> 00:15:03,821 - No, nothing like this. It's beautiful. 370 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,951 - We kinda had a flash mob. - A flash mob? 371 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,828 - Hey, both of you stop talking. 372 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,081 - Sorry. This is amazing. 373 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,000 - Shh. 374 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,139 Yes, God will. 375 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:36,937 - I remember one time we was playing baseball. 376 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,731 He was pitching and... 377 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,274 he was throwing strikes. 378 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,027 The umpire just wasn't calling them. 379 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:48,698 He got so upset, he wound the umpire. 380 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,534 Mm-hmm. 381 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,953 One of the players on the other team 382 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,581 ran out on the field and said, 383 00:15:56,581 --> 00:16:00,461 "You disrespected my woman." 384 00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:03,880 And my brother said, "What? You married to the umpire?" 385 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,553 He was always funny. 386 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,100 We love you, brother. 387 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,855 He owes me $3,000. 388 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:22,942 Does anybody know how I can get that? 389 00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:25,778 Talk to God. 390 00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:29,322 - Mm-hmm. God it is. 391 00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:33,284 What an amazing way to honor Don. 392 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,827 Thank you, baby. Thank you for coming. 393 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,163 - Of course. - I love you so much. 394 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,124 - The dancer? Come on. - Girl, every-- 395 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,000 - I'm sorry about your grandfather. 396 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,586 Heard he drove you to school. 397 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,879 - Thank you. Yes, he did. 398 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,381 - Yeah, every day. He was a beautiful man. 399 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,717 - He was an asshole, but we loved him. 400 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,761 Um, so I hear you're a farmer. 401 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,514 That's so interesting. 402 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,517 - Really? Why is that interesting? 403 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,143 - It is. It just is, you know? 404 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,352 - Hey, you guys hungry? 405 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,812 My aunties make some delicious food. 406 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,563 Hey, coming. 407 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,816 - I need to check on my boat. - It smells so good. 408 00:17:03,816 --> 00:17:04,983 It's fine. 409 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,068 - I don't think I tied it up so well. 410 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,444 - No, I'm--I'm sure you did. 411 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,614 - No, I don't think so. We were on mushrooms 412 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,532 and the weather is getting kind of iffy. 413 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,741 - What? You did mushrooms? 414 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,286 - Can we just check on it later? 415 00:17:15,286 --> 00:17:16,996 This is more important, right? 416 00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:19,289 - Where did you get mushrooms? - I'd like to check on it now. 417 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:23,501 - It was just a crazy night. No, I wanna stay, I--you know. 418 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,670 - Beth. No, forget it. 419 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,630 Listen, go, okay? Because I just-- 420 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,881 - Come on, let's go. 421 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,009 - Well, I didn't know he was gonna go. 422 00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,093 - I-- - Hey. 423 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,510 - Beth, you mind if we hurry? 424 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,054 - I'm slowmo. 425 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,847 - You mind if we hurry? - Okay. 426 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,016 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, guys. 427 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:38,308 - No, it's fine. 428 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,809 - I don't even know what this is. 429 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:52,905 - Amazing. I was so proud of you. 430 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,199 It was such an exciting game! 431 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,491 - It was. - Thank you, Mom. Thank you. 432 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,785 - Oh, that's me. 433 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,578 - Wait, can I-- uh, can we sleep over tonight? 434 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,663 - Yeah. - Okay. 435 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,582 I'm gonna take my bandage off. 436 00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:02,875 - Is it itchy? - Oh, gross. 437 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,500 - It is. I know, it's so gross. 438 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,086 - Come on. 439 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,797 Oh, my God. 440 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,215 - Honey. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 441 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,229 - Seems pretty secure at both points. 442 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,105 - Yeah. Great. 443 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,111 - They thought I had a worm in my leg. 444 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,488 - Excuse me? 445 00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:36,157 - After my boating accident, when I was a kid. 446 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,786 Even the doctor looked, and it looked like a worm, 447 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,328 but it wasn't. 448 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:44,415 It was these internal stitches called sutures, 449 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,959 and they have to grow out. 450 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,087 Like, they have to. They can't stay inside. 451 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,422 - Okay. 452 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,590 - I'm using a metaphor. 453 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:56,470 Well, I'm saying you really bummed me out today. 454 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,305 - You bummed me out too. 455 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,932 - I sold everything at the market. 456 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,517 How could I have bummed you out? 457 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:03,894 - You lied to people and overcharged them 458 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,938 and made weird lewd remarks. 459 00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,271 - That's sales. 460 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,148 - No, it's not. 461 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,358 - You know, at least I tried. 462 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,778 I was out there trying to do a good job. 463 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,321 I wish you had tried to do a good job at the funeral. 464 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,490 - It was a Homegoing Service, 465 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,907 and I needed to see about the boat. 466 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,160 - I know, okay? I heard you. 467 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,121 I know you had to see about your boat. 468 00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:24,498 All right? I'm not even mad at you. 469 00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,290 I'm not even mad at you. I'm mad at myself. 470 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,544 It's not how someone treats you. 471 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:32,172 It's--it's how you--how you allow yourself to be treated. 472 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,590 Or no, that's not it. It's--you know what it is? 473 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,676 It's the Einstein goldfish quote. 474 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,136 - You're throwing around a lot of quotes 475 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,304 and metaphors and I'm-- 476 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,638 - Here. 477 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,682 "Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish 478 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,351 "by its ability to climb a tree, 479 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,603 it'll live its whole life believing that it is stupid." 480 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,646 - Does that apply here? - Yeah. 481 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,900 It's like, don't try and change people, 482 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,443 'cause like, you can't. 483 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,944 - I just needed to make sure-- 484 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,947 - I know you needed to make sure that your boat was safe. 485 00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,490 Stop repeating yourself. 486 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,701 I heard you every time you've said it. 487 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,787 - Are you okay? 488 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,830 - No, my back hurts 489 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:09,417 because you asked me to carry that really heavy table. 490 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,376 - I just needed to check on the boat 491 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,920 and I don't have a suit. 492 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,381 - I know you don't have a suit. I--stop repeating yourself. 493 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,634 Are you fucking with me? Stop it. 494 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,385 - I don't understand why you're so upset. 495 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,762 - Because sometimes, you're so amazing. 496 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,348 And then other times, I feel completely alone 497 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:28,060 when I'm with you. 498 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,480 Can you explain that to me? 499 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,691 - No. 500 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,568 - Well, then can you please take me home? 501 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,049 - If you wanna roll the window up, 502 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,550 you can put it up. 503 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,803 - What? - If it's too windy, 504 00:21:00,803 --> 00:21:02,637 you can put the window up. 505 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:08,227 - I actually know how wind-- wind works with windows. 506 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,231 - What? - Nothing. 507 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,776 - I think it's nice. 508 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:25,214 - It's so easy. 36424

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