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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,076 - Guess who's got some beer. 2 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:16,285 - Hey, what's up, bro? 3 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:17,768 Save me one. - Yeah. 4 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:26,836 - Hey, Maya. - Hey, LaVar. 5 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:29,507 - So you're looking very pretty tonight. 6 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,925 - I know. 7 00:00:30,949 --> 00:00:33,677 - Hey, I got a new shirt. Fly, right? 8 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,304 - Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:35,328 --> 00:00:37,973 - Anyways, can I talk to you for a second, Liz? 10 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:40,040 - Sure. - Okay. 11 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,671 So does Beth wanna go on a walk with Bobby? 12 00:00:48,258 --> 00:00:50,735 - I'll get back to you. - Okay. 13 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:51,761 - Mm. 14 00:00:54,639 --> 00:00:58,368 Okay, I need you to remain calm, 15 00:00:58,393 --> 00:01:01,938 but Bobby wants to hook up with you. 16 00:01:03,148 --> 00:01:05,334 - Wait, what? No, no, no. 17 00:01:05,358 --> 00:01:06,584 You're lying. What? 18 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,170 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, my God. 19 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:11,340 Okay, okay. I told you to remain calm. 20 00:01:11,364 --> 00:01:14,968 This is the most important night of your young life. 21 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,763 - Okay, okay. I'm really nervous. 22 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,015 Does my breath smell? 23 00:01:19,039 --> 00:01:21,224 I mean, Maya, will you smell it? 24 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,144 - Liz is your best friend. Ask her. 25 00:01:23,168 --> 00:01:24,561 I'm not smelling your mouth. 26 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,938 - Are you gonna make out with LaVar? 27 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:27,689 - Why would I hook up with LaVar? 28 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,609 Because we're the only Black people here? 29 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:30,775 That's not how it works. 30 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,361 Okay, Beth, focus. 31 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:36,198 We always knew we'd eventually kiss boys. 32 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:38,533 Bobby is polite. He plays the clarinet. 33 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:39,701 - I mean... - Yeah, yeah, okay. 34 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,370 He's so cute. - So cute. 35 00:01:41,394 --> 00:01:42,395 - So cute. - He's so cute. 36 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:45,064 - Wait, wait. - Guys. 37 00:01:48,777 --> 00:01:52,048 - So I had an idea of how we could spend more time together. 38 00:01:52,072 --> 00:01:54,549 - I am not getting an apartment with you in Manhattan. 39 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:55,884 No, that's not it. 40 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,719 I was thinking I could come out to Long Island, 41 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,430 be closer to you in Queens. 42 00:01:59,454 --> 00:02:00,890 Just for a little while anyway. 43 00:02:00,914 --> 00:02:05,102 - Oh, God, it went that bad? - No, oh, my God. 44 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:07,646 No, actually, he took the breakup 45 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:11,108 like a total champ, and, uh, now things at work 46 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,568 are just, like, really normal. 47 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:15,278 Um... 48 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,739 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 49 00:02:16,763 --> 00:02:18,282 We're both just being completely adult about it. 50 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:19,658 Why? 51 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:21,076 And I, uh... 52 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,495 - Well, you've called me more this week 53 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:23,871 than you ever have in your life. 54 00:02:23,895 --> 00:02:26,164 - Well, that's because I'm in such a good place. 55 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:29,210 I just... I wanted to share it with you. 56 00:02:29,234 --> 00:02:31,211 So that's why. 57 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,070 But Ann... 58 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,408 Love you. 59 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:43,848 - Yeah, so I think we'd all appreciate it 60 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,600 if you pulled Matt for a chat. 61 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,812 - Okay. Is this "Love Island"? 62 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:50,855 - Beth, as you know, I am a child of divorce. 63 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,358 - Your parents just got divorced, 64 00:02:52,382 --> 00:02:55,902 like, this year, right? 65 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,447 - Okay, I'm gonna hopefully be transferring out of here soon, 66 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:00,949 so maybe I won't be around to trigger you much longer. 67 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:02,659 - Just go talk to him, Beth. 68 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,246 - Can I just have a little of my coffee? 69 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:06,997 - Now. - Now is good, okay. 70 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,816 - Please. - I'm going, thank you. 71 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,670 Hey, you know where Matt is? 72 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,006 - He's on the roof killing himself. 73 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,383 - What? 74 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:20,093 - He's smoking. You've driven him to smoke. 75 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,971 - Okay, well, he already smoked sometimes. 76 00:03:21,995 --> 00:03:23,305 - Can't believe you would do this to him 77 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:24,747 when your mother just died. 78 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,001 I can't even read. 79 00:03:34,674 --> 00:03:37,218 You hear they just found out smoking's good for you? 80 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,781 That supposed to be funny? 81 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:43,199 Yeah, it's supposed to be the funniest thing 82 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,287 you've ever heard in your whole life. 83 00:03:46,311 --> 00:03:48,956 Can I have one of those? - No. 84 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,040 What do you think, we're just gonna be friends already? 85 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,376 - You don't have to be friends with someone 86 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,670 to bum a cigarette; complete strangers do that. 87 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:57,506 - It's just such bad timing. 88 00:03:57,530 --> 00:03:58,924 We just got a new comforter. 89 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,925 - Yeah, actually, about that, 90 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,219 I kind of wanna keep that comforter. 91 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,055 It's just I paid for it. - Oh, my God. 92 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:07,432 Do I need to get a lawyer? - Come on. 93 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,933 - You were the one who asked me out. 94 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,561 I didn't even wanna go out at first. 95 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:11,937 - Noted, six years ago, 96 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:13,712 you didn't want to go out with me. 97 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,524 I think we're gonna be able to be friends 98 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,218 a lot faster than you think. 99 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:23,055 - You think you're better than me. 100 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:26,494 - No. 101 00:04:26,518 --> 00:04:28,435 - You definitely think you're smarter than me. 102 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,374 - Barely. 103 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:33,834 - I knew it. I knew it. 104 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:35,127 You know what? You're not. 105 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:37,004 Who's the highest scoring basketball player 106 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:38,004 of all time? 107 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,882 One, two, three. 108 00:04:39,906 --> 00:04:41,783 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 109 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,887 - You only knew that because I told you. 110 00:04:44,911 --> 00:04:45,911 - I know. 111 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,415 Don't know when that's gonna come up again. 112 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:53,062 - Your mom just died. 113 00:04:53,086 --> 00:04:55,980 You don't know what you're doing. 114 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,798 - Yes, I do. 115 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,134 Just... 116 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,637 It's like we were already just friends. 117 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,242 - I'm definitely better than you in bed. 118 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,826 Okay. 119 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,204 I didn't know it was gonna go there. 120 00:05:10,228 --> 00:05:11,413 - You don't even make a sound. 121 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,540 It's like there's no way of knowing 122 00:05:12,564 --> 00:05:14,916 whether you're enjoying it or not. 123 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,377 It's like fucking a dead body. 124 00:05:16,401 --> 00:05:17,627 - You fuck dead bodies? 125 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,047 - You haven't even cried yet. 126 00:05:20,071 --> 00:05:21,382 You don't even think that's a little weird? 127 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:24,425 - Okay, sorry I'm not feeling correctly. 128 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,845 Want me to pretend? 129 00:05:25,869 --> 00:05:27,512 'Cause I'm pretending all the time. 130 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,557 - See, you don't even sound like yourself. 131 00:05:29,581 --> 00:05:31,432 You're so checked out. It's like you're not even here. 132 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,143 - I don't wanna be here. 133 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,644 I'm gonna try and transfer out. 134 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,564 Okay? I want you to be okay. 135 00:05:36,588 --> 00:05:38,314 I want to be okay. 136 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,067 - Matt? There's, um... 137 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,468 there's, like, a creepy guy at your desk. 138 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:49,182 - Let's just put a pin in this. We'll circle back to it later. 139 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,418 - Murray, I have a really cool idea 140 00:05:57,442 --> 00:05:59,168 that I was researching this morning, 141 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,754 and I think you might say no, but don't say no. 142 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,425 It could be an excellent opportunity for the company. 143 00:06:04,449 --> 00:06:08,762 So I was thinking I could add a new region to my portfolio. 144 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:12,223 Long Island. 145 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,851 - No. - Come on. 146 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,312 - Fine, fine. 147 00:06:16,336 --> 00:06:18,105 Tell me more, but not too much more. 148 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:19,648 I have poke at my desk. 149 00:06:19,672 --> 00:06:22,442 - Okay, uh, well, as you know, there are beautiful vineyards 150 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,319 on both the South Shore and the North Fork 151 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:26,863 that need representation, and I thought if Carrie 152 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,406 could add one of those to their roster, 153 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:29,658 that we would... - Okay. 154 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:32,452 Let's not get too flashy here, okay, Beth? 155 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:35,355 Look, is all of this because your mother died? 156 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,750 Are you gonna weird out on me? 157 00:06:37,774 --> 00:06:40,209 - No, I'm not gonna weird anybody out. 158 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,463 - Okay, good. Write up a proposal. 159 00:06:42,487 --> 00:06:44,840 I want numbers, okay? Even if they're made up. 160 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,927 Numbers. Numbers! 161 00:06:47,951 --> 00:06:49,369 - Numbers. 162 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,387 Maya. 163 00:07:31,411 --> 00:07:35,057 Hey, my mom only has, like, decorative booze. 164 00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:38,418 Can we... Can Grandpa Don watch him? 165 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:42,189 I don't care. Anywhere but Kasey's. 166 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:43,423 Okay, Kasey's. 167 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:51,615 - Have you seen "Luca"? - I don't watch cartoons. 168 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:52,783 Oh, that's all I watch, girl, 169 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:54,326 'cause I can't deal with real life. 170 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:56,036 What are you doing on your phone? 171 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,329 - Oh, you know, I signed up for Jew Date. 172 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:01,040 - JDate? - Jew Date, honey, for me. 173 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,418 They don't know who the hell I am. 174 00:08:02,442 --> 00:08:05,129 They don't know Black women. They think I'm Lizzo. 175 00:08:05,153 --> 00:08:07,047 - I've never dated a Jew. You know that? 176 00:08:07,071 --> 00:08:09,007 - You are a Jew. - I know. 177 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,134 - What you got against your people? 178 00:08:10,158 --> 00:08:11,552 - Are you allowed to say Jew? 179 00:08:11,576 --> 00:08:13,095 - Am I allowed? - Yeah. 180 00:08:13,119 --> 00:08:14,512 - I'm Black. I can say whatever I want. 181 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,180 - Who gonna stop me? - Oh, I don't know. 182 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,766 I didn't know what the rules were now. 183 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:18,891 - Yeah, I love Jews. 184 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,226 - We thank you for your support. 185 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,310 - Well, you're welcome. 186 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,812 I love everything about the Jews. 187 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,064 Your style, your swag, your dancing around. 188 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,483 You know what I'm saying? 189 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,317 Bouncing people around in chairs and stuff like that. 190 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,069 - Oh, yeah. - You circumcised. 191 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,364 - Yeah. - I love a circumcised dick. 192 00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:34,575 Mm-hmm, don't put no sweater on my shit. 193 00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:35,993 Mm-mm. I wanna see it. 194 00:08:36,017 --> 00:08:38,953 - I'm personally never dating another guy. 195 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:41,414 I'm just done. I'm done with all penisi. 196 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:44,042 I'm done with all ballsi. - I don't even wanna hear it. 197 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,626 This is like... You're saying that now, 198 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,587 and then in a couple of months, you're gonna shave that bush, 199 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,047 and you gonna be back out on the streets. 200 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,008 - How do you know I have a bush right now? 201 00:08:51,032 --> 00:08:52,426 - You got a big bush, I can tell. 202 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:54,802 - I do have, you know, a pretty severe bush going on. 203 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,014 - You're barely sitting on that seat. 204 00:08:57,038 --> 00:08:58,432 You're, like, two feet up. 205 00:08:58,456 --> 00:09:01,726 - Let me see this. Can I check this out? 206 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,352 - Yeah, but take it easy. Take it easy. 207 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,398 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? It's not a speed race. 208 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:08,232 You're killing potential husbands here. 209 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,527 - Not the guys I just swiped. - All of them. 210 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,321 - What is your swiping criteria? 211 00:09:12,345 --> 00:09:13,989 - I guess standard, right? 212 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:17,116 Like, I don't care if he got a lazy eye, a baby arm. 213 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,452 I don't care if he had, like, a Siamese twin 214 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,370 that didn't get attached and died at birth 215 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,164 who's just hanging there like a little raisin in the sun. 216 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,958 I just need somebody to, like, let me watch my shows, though. 217 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,085 You know what I'm saying? 218 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,211 Like, don't get involved with that. 219 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,629 Yeah. 220 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,298 - Go read the paper or look at a computer screen. 221 00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:32,508 I don't know, I'm already sick of him, 222 00:09:32,532 --> 00:09:33,716 and I haven't even met this man. 223 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,177 He getting on my fucking nerves. 224 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:37,596 - That's a ton of stuff going on. 225 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,681 We need love. 226 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:41,975 - Am I really leaving my whole life? 227 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:45,187 - Beth, Long Island is temporary. 228 00:09:45,211 --> 00:09:47,898 - The official slogan of Long Island. 229 00:09:47,922 --> 00:09:49,232 Ugh, rude. 230 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,317 - I'm sorry. - That's fine. 231 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:55,364 You know, I had to move back in with Grandpa, so... 232 00:09:55,388 --> 00:09:57,157 - I know. - Yeah, it's been rough. 233 00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:59,868 - I know. Should we have one more? 234 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:02,412 - Just half of one. I gotta work tomorrow. 235 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,664 - I have to work too. - Oh, yeah? 236 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,625 What you gotta do, huh? 237 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,543 Have merlot at some rooftop? 238 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,336 - Yeah. - That's not work, Beth. 239 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,340 - It's work for me, so... - What are you doing? 240 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:15,008 - I'm visiting a vineyard. 241 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,509 - "Visiting a vineyard." 242 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,594 - Poor Beth. - I know. 243 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,846 - Vineyard. - Okay, okay. 244 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,682 Excuse me? Can we have one more? 245 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,976 Thank you so much. We appreciate it. 246 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,436 - Ew! "Thank you." 247 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,562 What's that voice? 248 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,273 Why are you talking to her like that? 249 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:31,524 - White guilt? - Um, no. 250 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,150 I'm just trying to be nice. 251 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,903 - No, you sounded like you were trying to give her reparations. 252 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,029 - Shut up. - Hey! 253 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,181 Sister, two more rounds for the Jews. 254 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,270 Okay. 255 00:10:54,197 --> 00:10:55,716 Can I borrow LaVar? 256 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:58,116 - Sure. I'll be right back, guys. 257 00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:02,806 - Beth says fine. 258 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,557 Whatever. She'll walk with Bobby. 259 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:08,102 - But, um, what base is she willing to go to? 260 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,337 - Please hold. - Okay. 261 00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:17,821 He wants to know what base you'll go to. 262 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,198 He wants to make sure you're comfortable. 263 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:23,534 - Um, okay. What should I tell him? 264 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:27,163 - Second, right? - Yeah, okay. 265 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,414 Like, that's, like, I do him? 266 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,083 - Do him? - Who are you? 267 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:35,212 No one's doing anyone. It's feeling you up. 268 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,466 - Okay, um, okay. 269 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:40,969 Okay, yeah, second's good. Over the shirt, over the bra. 270 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:43,096 Um, yeah. 271 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,847 - Okay, okay. It's good. 272 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,456 Okay, okay! 273 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,668 Shh. 274 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,138 This way. 275 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:15,860 - Oh, sorry. Let's try that again. 276 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,827 Sorry, my bad. 277 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:41,255 You gotta trust me on that one. 278 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,174 And, uh, you know, I've been to Thailand 279 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,801 about a dozen times or so, 280 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,178 and, uh, for me, the trick is just to go alone. 281 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,929 Then you're just on your own schedule. 282 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,389 You're on your own time. 283 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,850 You're not burdened by other people's wants and needs 284 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,477 and, you know, "I wanna eat here. 285 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,645 We want to eat here." Just do what you want. 286 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,481 And, listen, you've never had pad thai 287 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,650 till you've been to Thailand. - Excuse me. 288 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,735 Hi. Can someone help me? 289 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,528 I'm here from Kerig Cellars. 290 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,115 - Uh, from New York City? - Yeah, that's right. 291 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,240 - All right, give me one sec, folks. 292 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,076 Be right back. 293 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,537 - Okay, how can I help you? 294 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,750 - Uh, I have an appointment with Gerald, the wine manager. 295 00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:18,585 - Uh, Gerald. 296 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,253 It's pronounced Gerald. - Gerald, okay. 297 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,798 - And, well, Gerald is me... - Oh, well. 298 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:23,798 - And as you can see, 299 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,299 I'm with some customers right now, 300 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,842 so if you can just be a little patient, 301 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,220 I'd appreciate it. 302 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:29,596 - Sure, I'll wait right here. 303 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,181 - Uh, actually, uh, this section 304 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:32,474 is for customers only, 305 00:14:32,498 --> 00:14:34,392 so if you don't mind waiting outside, 306 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,644 it'd be a big help. - Okay. 307 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,770 - Um, you know, I'm not really sure 308 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:38,855 what your school of thought is, 309 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:42,024 but for me, customer is never wrong. 310 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,903 But you city people don't really understand that, do you? 311 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:45,986 - Okay. 312 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,655 - 'Cause you're just so special. 313 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:48,990 - Okay. 314 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,450 - No time for other people's stories. 315 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,326 - I'm just gonna wait. I'll wait out there. 316 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,352 Thank you. - Thank you, that'd be great. 317 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:58,149 How we doing on that pinot, guys? 318 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,966 - Yeah, you know, actually, I would like 319 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:07,801 for someone to take me on a tour 320 00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:09,385 of your vineyard... - Mm-hmm. 321 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,471 - So I can do my job and sell your wine, 322 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:14,099 make you money, so you let me know. 323 00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:16,475 You gonna help me or want me to call the GM? 324 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:20,020 - I am personally slammed at the moment. 325 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,230 - Are you? 326 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,857 Because those people are leaving. 327 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,610 - Well, they're still here. - Not really. 328 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,760 - We'll just see if they come back, okay? 329 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,741 - And he just started his car. 330 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,619 So... - Just give him a sec, okay? 331 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:37,581 Uh, John, our grounds manager, he'll be happy to help you, 332 00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,124 and you can find him in the barn. 333 00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:42,001 - Okay, thank you. And the barn is just... 334 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,485 - Uh, it's the building that looks like a barn. 335 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,716 - Right, thank you. - You got it. 336 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:50,259 - I really missed Long Island and its people. 337 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,970 - Well, welcome back. - Thank you. 338 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,389 Just leave this open in case they come back. 339 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,706 Appreciate that. Thank you. 340 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:14,015 - Hello? John? 341 00:16:19,772 --> 00:16:22,106 Is there a John in here? 342 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:27,004 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 343 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:30,966 Um, whose blood is that? - What? 344 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,619 - Are you John, the groundskeeper? 345 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,764 - Yes. - Okay. 346 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,974 I'm sorry. 347 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,601 I'm supposed to ask you for a tour. 348 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,938 - Why can't Gerald do it? - He was busy. 349 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,024 - I'm also busy. - Yeah. 350 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,567 I'm sorry. I don't know. 351 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,570 I'm just trying to do my job. 352 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,264 - You say sorry a lot. - Do I? 353 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,534 Do you think you could take me? 354 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,977 - Yeah, okay. 355 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:05,585 Um, did you wanna get cleaned up first? 356 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,712 There's really no rush. 357 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,089 Yeah, I don't know if you wanted 358 00:17:10,114 --> 00:17:11,674 to take a look at this sales sheet. 359 00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:12,925 It has your wines on it 360 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,051 with different, like, possible... 361 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,476 - I don't really deal with the wine. 362 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:21,643 - You know, still, anything you wanna tell me 363 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,019 about the... it would be great. 364 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,645 - That's the chickens over there, 365 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,423 but they go wherever they want. - The chickens. 366 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,986 Yeah, anything I can pass on to the clients, 367 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,904 just any little tidbits or... 368 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,281 That used to be corn. 369 00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:38,767 Now it's just a cover crop, which is bullshit. 370 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,622 Oh, this is great. 371 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,064 These are stinging nettles. 372 00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:48,169 Yeah, these don't get the credit that they deserve. 373 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,631 - Huh, can I pick one? - Harvest them. 374 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,299 When you gather herbs and vegetables, 375 00:17:53,324 --> 00:17:54,325 that's what you do. 376 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,512 - Got it, harvesting. 377 00:17:58,537 --> 00:17:59,681 Ow! 378 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,308 - Yeah, they're stinging nettles. 379 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,854 These can be very healing. You can make tea with them. 380 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,814 - Can I have, like, eight buckets then? 381 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,048 - It hurt that much? 382 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:15,696 - No, no, I, um... sorry. I, um... I just meant... I'm good. 383 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:19,159 - Oh, you mean emotionally? - Yeah. 384 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,618 I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry. 385 00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:22,537 I should just be grateful to be healthy. 386 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,747 You're right. 387 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,458 - I didn't say that. 388 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,250 - Yeah, I know. 389 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,502 That's just, like, what I got from the exchange. 390 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,320 - Okay, because you said, "You're right." 391 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,974 Hey. 392 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,226 - That guy's waving at you. 393 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,835 - I already said hi to him today. 394 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,066 I might like to show you the rabbit hutch. 395 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,567 Yeah. 396 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,487 Must be so cool working here. 397 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:56,945 Where do you work? 398 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,740 Well, I'm a wine rep for Kerig. 399 00:18:58,763 --> 00:18:59,949 Not the coffee. 400 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,576 - I hate Keurig coffee. - Yeah. 401 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:05,454 It's bad environmentally, and it's bad coffee. 402 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:08,540 Single servings. There's no good version of it. 403 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,541 Right. 404 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,960 Do you like working there? 405 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,962 Well, I don't work there, but I do wine sales, 406 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,215 so it's a lot of just, like, selling wine, 407 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,593 having to entertain clients. 408 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,970 It's kind of exhausting pretending like people 409 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,305 are funny or interesting. 410 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,932 Not like I'm so... you know. 411 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,276 - Sounds like you're an introvert. 412 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:29,104 - No, I'm not some quiet weirdo. 413 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,712 It just... - I'm an introvert. 414 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:35,276 - So how did you start working here? 415 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,301 - Why did you become a wine salesperson? 416 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,116 I don't know. I mean, I do know. 417 00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:45,702 If you really wanna hear, I waited tables, 418 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:48,248 and that sucked, 419 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:51,209 so I... you know, the wine reps would come in. 420 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,961 It just looked better, so I pursued that, 421 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:57,173 and then I met my boyfriend... Ex-boyfriend. 422 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,758 Ex-fiancé. 423 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,760 - Sounds like a lot of guys. - That's very funny. 424 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,953 - You don't have to pretend I'm funny or interesting. 425 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,125 - Do I seem happy to you? 426 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,626 - I mean, you don't seem very happy at work. 427 00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:14,898 - Well, I definitely didn't say that. 428 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,067 It's a great job. 429 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,027 People would kill for that job, so... 430 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,445 We can't all be out here 431 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,531 gathering tingling nettles, you know? 432 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:23,765 - Stinging nettles. 433 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,744 - What do you even do here? 434 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,705 - The owners would say I'm the groundskeeper. 435 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,833 I also run the kitchen. 436 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,669 - Well, what would you say you do? 437 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,963 - Farmhand, field hand, hired hand. 438 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,923 - It sounds like a lot of hands. 439 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,550 That's very funny. 440 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:42,719 I grew up here. 441 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,137 My great-grandfather farmed this land. 442 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:48,348 My grandmother used to cut hair over there. 443 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:49,933 - Wow. 444 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,519 It must be incredible to have roots like that here. 445 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:53,961 - Yeah, it's a special place. 446 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,628 - You know, lately, I've been... - Tour is over now. 447 00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:04,156 - Okay, b... thank you, John. 448 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:06,075 He's so cute. 449 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,099 He's so cute. 450 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,663 - He's gonna ask you to the dance. 451 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,914 Hey, girls. 452 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,249 What's up, Amanda? 453 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,710 - Heard about you and Bobby last night. 454 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,628 - Yeah, it's not really a huge deal. 455 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:20,381 We're kind of, like, hooking up now or whatever. 456 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,467 Well, I probably shouldn't tell you this, 457 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,426 but you're not the only one. 458 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,095 He and Rose also hooked up last night, 459 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,223 and I heard he went under the bra. 460 00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:32,519 - Rose is a rude girl. She smells like old syrup. 461 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,394 - I think they're, like, together now, 462 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,730 and, like, most likely going 463 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,506 to the Moving Up Dance together. 464 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:39,967 - Good for them. 465 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,864 I have a boyfriend from upstate, 466 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,366 so it's kind of better. 467 00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:49,493 Amanda, we have to go. 468 00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:50,769 We have a photoshoot. 469 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,585 Bobby's a loser, and Rose is butt ugly. 470 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:58,693 They can have each other. 471 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:03,824 - I'm actually not hungry anymore. 472 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,930 Wanna share a cigarette? 473 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,288 I stole it from the ground. 474 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,041 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah. 475 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,969 - I think it worked. Here. 476 00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,603 - Here. 477 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,305 I am very sorry if I was 478 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,222 a little bit peeved with you earlier. 479 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,432 - I totally understand. 480 00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,018 I just wanna do a good job 481 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,978 so I don't have to go back to work. 482 00:22:57,001 --> 00:23:00,272 - Honey, I know, and listen, bygones, right? 483 00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:01,648 - Great. - Wine under the bridge. 484 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:03,483 - Perfect, yes. 485 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,111 - And with that in mind, let us begin 486 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:08,990 our magical tour of Three Trees Vineyard. 487 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,199 - All right. 488 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,743 - Now, this one is my favorite white. 489 00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:16,330 "Cork and Fork Magazine" called it drinkable. 490 00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:17,772 - Oh. - Yeah. 491 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:23,796 - It's insanely sweet. 492 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,798 Are you sure it's the right varietal? 493 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,090 - Uh, yeah. 494 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:30,428 It's the right varietal. It's sauvignon blanc. 495 00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,555 - Uh... - Oh, nope. 496 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,807 Whoa, that's a Moscato. 497 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,808 - Right. - Wrong wine. 498 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:39,103 - Yeah. - That is a dessert wine. 499 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:42,190 And it is a little too young to be drank. 500 00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:45,276 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, my God. 501 00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,362 - Are you okay? - Oh, you know. 502 00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:51,240 Uh, I'm on these meds right now for my hips. 503 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,451 Yeah, you know, they say you're not supposed to drink on 'em, 504 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:54,868 but I don't know. 505 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,144 It kind of seems to be missing the point, you know? 506 00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:59,289 Mmm. 507 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,398 - Um... 508 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,670 - Oh, God. 509 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:05,069 You good? 510 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,549 - Yeah, why don't you come back later? 511 00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,928 I'm gonna go sleep in my car for a few hours. 512 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,136 Oh, wow. 513 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:16,182 - Yeah? Okay. No problem. 514 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,308 Oh, God. 515 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,311 Beth! Beth! 516 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,690 - Matt? - Beth! 517 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:27,402 - Oh, my God. What the fuck? 518 00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:30,445 - Beth! Beth! 519 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,971 What are you doing? 520 00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:36,118 What the F, Matt? What are you doing? 521 00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:37,994 - This horse is for you. 522 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:41,332 I want us to ride off into the sunset together. 523 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:42,916 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 524 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:44,042 What are you doing? 525 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,295 - That flash mob, that was all wrong. 526 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,923 That's the kind of fun, cool, interesting thing that I like. 527 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,050 All right, I was thinking about myself. 528 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,636 This is about what you like. No spectacle. 529 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:58,182 - Just you, me, and this steed. - What are you doing? 530 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:01,978 Where did you get that? Are you wearing eyeliner? 531 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,646 - Don't worry about that right now. 532 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,816 Do you still love me? - Oh, my God. 533 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,776 Just... can we get you down safely? 534 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:11,945 - When did you stop loving me? 535 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,614 We were so good at the start. 536 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,532 - No, we weren't. Not really. 537 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,535 We never, like, fell in love, you know? 538 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:20,454 - No, we love each other. - We didn't evolve together. 539 00:25:20,479 --> 00:25:22,330 I didn't know you were evolving. 540 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,459 No one said you were evolving. 541 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:25,792 I can evolve. 542 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,420 - I'm always gonna be your friend. 543 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,212 Can we just get this horse home? 544 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,715 - No, if you don't get back together with me, 545 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,593 I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna hurt myself. 546 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:36,471 I'm gonna... I'm gonna ride this horse into those trees. 547 00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:37,846 - No, what? - I'm gonna do it. 548 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:39,347 - Get down. - One! 549 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:42,018 - Matt, stop it. Oh, my God. - Two! 550 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,644 - Matt, oh, my God, oh my God. 551 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,045 - Three! - No! 552 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:48,964 - Four. - What? 553 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:52,778 Five. Six. 554 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:53,779 - What's he counting? - Seven. 555 00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:55,030 - I don't know. 556 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,407 He's threatening to ride the horse into a tree. 557 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:59,367 It's... he's never done anything like this before. 558 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,703 - The horse will turn. - What? 559 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:06,166 - It won't go into the tree. - 11, 12! 560 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,751 Oh, my God. 561 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:08,752 - 12! 562 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:09,836 - Oh, my God. - 12! 563 00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:11,172 - Oh, my God! - 12! 564 00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:13,965 - Matt, no! - 12! 565 00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:17,804 12! 12! 566 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:18,828 - Oh, my God. 567 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,811 Oh, I can't breathe. 568 00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:27,188 - Are you okay? 569 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,964 Do you feel dizzy? - Yeah, my head hurts. 570 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,527 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 571 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:35,904 - Look up, look up. - Oh, my God, I'm bleeding. 572 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,115 I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding so much. 573 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,159 - No, this is dried blood. You might have a concussion. 574 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:41,809 Cesar! 575 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:45,038 - I think I may be concussed. 576 00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:46,958 Quick, somebody ask me who the president is. 577 00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:47,959 - Bring him to Bruce. 578 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:49,544 Bruce was a medic in the Navy, 579 00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:51,127 so if he isn't high, he can really help. 580 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:56,884 - Bruce, Bruce! - Bruce! 581 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,802 This is Polly from the Allen Farm next-door. 582 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,179 Did you steal this horse? 583 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:03,766 - No, I gave her 200 bucks and a case of champagne 584 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,559 for an hour with the engagement horse. 585 00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:07,103 - I'm gonna bring her back home. 586 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,229 - Want me to come with you? 587 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,064 - No, no! 588 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:12,107 This is something I need to do on my own. 589 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:15,569 - I was talking to John, but take care of yourself. 590 00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:17,028 - Okay, all right. 591 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:20,991 Beth, you're gonna land on your feet one day, girl. 592 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:23,952 I promise. - Okay, bye. 593 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:27,939 - Beth, I still owe the 200. 594 00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:34,462 - Thanks for your help. 595 00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:36,257 That was insane. 596 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,549 - I should have changed my clothes 597 00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:39,801 before giving you the tour. 598 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,261 - No, it's fine. 599 00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:42,846 - And we should have fed the rabbits. 600 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:44,557 Another time. 601 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,018 - Yeah. - Was that guy your boyfriend? 602 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,710 - He was. 603 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,084 - You feel better now that you've broken up with him? 604 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,902 - I think so. 605 00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:57,778 I mean, I know he wasn't the one for me. 606 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,070 - I agree. 607 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:01,740 I mean, I don't know him, but I was able to gather 608 00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:04,476 a lot of information from his botched horse proposal. 609 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,436 - Thanks for saying that. - Yeah. 610 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,374 - It's been a really hard week... 611 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:11,709 - Yeah. 612 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,734 But I'm actually totally fine. 613 00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,604 - It's so easy. 44052

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