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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,101 --> 00:00:17,495 - Beth. - Hi. 2 00:00:17,519 --> 00:00:19,830 - Hi. Dr. B. - Hi. 3 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:24,085 I see you have been having some abdominal pains. 4 00:00:24,109 --> 00:00:26,170 Yeah, it's weirdly not hurting right now, 5 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:28,130 but it was... It's been right here. 6 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:29,906 Hmm. - Pretty bad. 7 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:35,096 I'd like to ask you some basic lifestyle questions. 8 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,974 What would a typical breakfast be for you? 9 00:00:37,998 --> 00:00:39,475 Um. 10 00:00:39,499 --> 00:00:41,644 I don't usually have breakfast. 11 00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:43,354 I just have... you know, I'll have, like, 12 00:00:43,378 --> 00:00:45,398 a bite of pasta on the way out the door 13 00:00:45,422 --> 00:00:47,149 'cause I'm always in a rush, but then at noon 14 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:50,111 I'll have, like, a bagel or, you know, 15 00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:53,489 a pizza bagel like some... or pasta. 16 00:00:53,513 --> 00:00:56,534 And then at... at, uh, 6:00 is... is, you know, 17 00:00:56,558 --> 00:00:58,828 I would typically have, you know, leftovers, 18 00:00:58,852 --> 00:01:00,204 pasta or something. 19 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:02,123 That's dinner? 20 00:01:02,147 --> 00:01:06,043 Uh, no, that's pre-dinner. 21 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,713 At 10:00 p.m., around 10:00, I'll have, like, you know, 22 00:01:08,737 --> 00:01:13,259 salmon and a vegetable and then some pasta. 23 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:16,053 - Drinks? - No, thank you. 24 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:18,347 - That's funny. - Yeah, no. 25 00:01:18,371 --> 00:01:19,724 I have to plan a whole funeral today. 26 00:01:19,748 --> 00:01:23,769 Um. Uh. 27 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:24,937 How many drinks I have a day? 28 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:28,024 - Yeah. - Four. Probably four at night. 29 00:01:28,048 --> 00:01:29,275 Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:29,299 --> 00:01:32,611 And then a glass or two with lunch for work. 31 00:01:32,635 --> 00:01:34,822 So how long have you drank like that? 32 00:01:34,846 --> 00:01:37,158 Four to six drinks a day? 33 00:01:37,182 --> 00:01:38,516 Um 34 00:01:41,227 --> 00:01:45,249 20... 20... 25 years. 35 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,459 Sneaks up on you. 36 00:01:46,483 --> 00:01:48,878 Yeah. DR. B: Do you chew? 37 00:01:48,902 --> 00:01:50,129 What do you mean? 38 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,631 Oh, how... how long do you chew your food? 39 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:54,675 Yeah, can we get to my stomach 40 00:01:54,699 --> 00:01:55,885 because I really think 41 00:01:55,909 --> 00:01:58,161 there must be some blockage or something. 42 00:01:59,621 --> 00:02:02,725 You mentioned something about funeral arrangements. 43 00:02:02,749 --> 00:02:06,812 My mom just died. 44 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:09,315 Oh, I'm sorry for your loss. 45 00:02:09,339 --> 00:02:14,612 You know, sometimes our mental pain manifests in our bodies. 46 00:02:14,636 --> 00:02:16,238 Right. Yeah. 47 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:18,199 That doesn't make any sense in this case, though, 48 00:02:18,223 --> 00:02:20,117 'cause I'm actually not in any sort of mental pain. 49 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,619 - Ow. - Oh, sorry. Tender? 50 00:02:21,643 --> 00:02:22,995 Yes. No, it's fine. 51 00:02:23,019 --> 00:02:25,122 I-I-I have a bad back. That's not new. 52 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:26,540 Okay. - Yeah. 53 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:31,837 So Beth, I'd recommend you chew more and drink less. 54 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:34,531 - I chew. - Bless you. 55 00:03:02,851 --> 00:03:05,871 You know the people that you work for are assholes. 56 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:18,884 - Go take it. - Go ahead and take it. 57 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:22,346 Proud of yourself? It's a piece of shit anyway. 58 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,747 Good luck in life. You have no skillset. 59 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,937 Fucking goons. Jake, what's the problem? 60 00:03:29,961 --> 00:03:31,272 Go to work, Jake. 61 00:03:31,296 --> 00:03:33,607 Oh, right, you don't have a job. 62 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:35,633 Motherfucking losers. 63 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:05,055 - Tickets, please. All tickets. - Hey, what's up? Beth? 64 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,056 Hey. 65 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,933 It's Grubb. BETH: No, I know. 66 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:11,812 Uh, this is my par... My boyfriend, Matt. 67 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:13,564 Grubb, we went to high school together 68 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:14,899 and... and middle school, I think. 69 00:04:14,923 --> 00:04:17,568 - Glory days, right? - What's up, man? 70 00:04:17,592 --> 00:04:20,779 Round trip from the city. 71 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:22,948 I always knew you'd do something big. 72 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:23,991 Oh. 73 00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:25,367 Yeah, well, we work at the... 74 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:28,370 One of the top wine companies in the country, so. 75 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:29,580 In the county. 76 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:30,915 I bet you get loads of free wine. 77 00:04:30,939 --> 00:04:33,292 - Excuse me. I gotta take this. 78 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,085 Conference calls. You get it, right? 79 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:37,171 No. No, I don't. 80 00:04:37,195 --> 00:04:38,530 Good to see you. 81 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:45,262 Well, when I tell my wife, she is gonna shit. 82 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:48,432 You remember Maggie O'Dannihan, right? 83 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,851 Yeah, Maggie O'Dannihan. 84 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,394 She hung with Denise Flarrety, 85 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,438 Erin Finnegan, and the McGuinness girls. 86 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,815 Right. Yeah. Yeah. 87 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,734 - Maggie and I had five. - We had sets of twins. 88 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:00,152 Then we had Irish twins. 89 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:02,071 Then we had a little... Little tender moment show up. 90 00:05:02,095 --> 00:05:03,948 - It was nice. - Oh. 91 00:05:03,972 --> 00:05:05,616 I tell you, all those girls, 92 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,409 Maggie and... They all looked up to you. 93 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,662 They thought you were the freaking coolest. 94 00:05:09,686 --> 00:05:10,746 They did. 95 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,414 Okay. Sorry, bud. 96 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:13,916 People liked you in high school? 97 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:16,794 More like middle school, but yeah. 98 00:05:16,818 --> 00:05:19,004 Then she got a little quiet in high school, 99 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:21,423 and then she kind of did her own thing. 100 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:23,467 You still play volleyball with your girls? 101 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,553 - Volleyball. - I don't play volleyball 102 00:05:25,577 --> 00:05:27,471 with my high school team anymore. 103 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:31,976 You were so good even after that thing that happened 104 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,269 on the water or something. 105 00:05:33,293 --> 00:05:36,188 Yeah, my accident. Yeah. 106 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:38,649 You were in an accident? 107 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:40,776 Yeah, you know the scar on my leg. 108 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,444 I-I definitely told you. 109 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:44,989 Oh, yeah. Yeah, maybe. 110 00:05:45,013 --> 00:05:47,366 You talk to anybody from home? 111 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,618 - My girls when, you know... - It's hard, though. 112 00:05:49,642 --> 00:05:50,911 Everybody's like a family so... 113 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:53,372 Yeah, tell me about it. 114 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,582 Well, they're gonna be so pissed 115 00:05:54,606 --> 00:05:56,917 that you didn't reach out to them. 116 00:05:56,941 --> 00:05:58,210 - Okay. - Listen, maybe if you just 117 00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:00,921 talk to some of them, you might feel something. 118 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:04,049 It might help, you know? She hasn't cried yet. 119 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:07,386 - My mom died. - That's what he's talking about. 120 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:11,390 Ah, I'm so sorry. 121 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:12,641 I just punched your ticket, 122 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:15,311 otherwise I would have given you a free ride. 123 00:06:15,335 --> 00:06:18,606 - It's really fine. - I'm really... I'm fine, so. 124 00:06:18,630 --> 00:06:20,190 I can give him a free ride, though. 125 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,776 Very cool, man. - Thank you. 126 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,029 Yeah, it's been... it's been really hard. 127 00:06:25,053 --> 00:06:26,614 It doesn't even really feel real. 128 00:06:26,638 --> 00:06:27,948 Dude, take this. Come on. 129 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,241 It's serious. MATT: Yeah? 130 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:30,367 Take... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 131 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:31,619 Yeah, suck that down. It's a good one. 132 00:06:31,643 --> 00:06:33,746 - It's actually cold. - Thanks, man. Thank you. 133 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:36,332 Well, it's good to see you, huh? 134 00:06:36,356 --> 00:06:39,835 Sorry your mom's dead. Sucks. 135 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:44,798 Thanks. GRUBB: All right. 136 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:46,074 Thanks, Grubb. 137 00:06:58,086 --> 00:06:59,087 Not bad. 138 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:05,527 Not bad. It's the same thing. I mean, there's, uh, flowers. 139 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:08,364 You like flowers, right, sweetheart? 140 00:07:08,388 --> 00:07:09,472 It's not bad. 141 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:16,205 Oh, my God. 142 00:07:16,229 --> 00:07:18,666 You know, this is a good thing. 143 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:20,918 Only losers live in big houses. 144 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:22,110 Really? 145 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,381 Now, come on. Let's get inside. 146 00:07:25,405 --> 00:07:26,572 Okay. 147 00:07:30,243 --> 00:07:32,328 Thank you. 148 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:51,240 You okay? 149 00:08:31,721 --> 00:08:34,241 Don't read it, okay? 150 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:36,160 Uh, okay. 151 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:38,537 Promise? 152 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,146 Yeah. 153 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:57,241 You wanna try some? 154 00:09:57,265 --> 00:09:59,076 Okay. Mm-kay. 155 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,703 All right, come here. Open your mouth like this. 156 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:06,375 Ah. Yeah, a little more. Good job. 157 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,526 Okay, a little more. Ah. 158 00:10:10,403 --> 00:10:15,384 Okay, now look. No, I just fixed it. 159 00:10:15,408 --> 00:10:17,869 I'm so proud of you. 160 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,442 Find anything? 161 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,467 Um. 162 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,638 Just... just this. 163 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,743 Funeral plans. That's great. 164 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:42,768 Yeah. 165 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:51,003 It's just a Post-it that says "Kiss From A Rose." 166 00:10:51,027 --> 00:10:53,797 Is that the Seal song? 167 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,966 I don't know. 168 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,718 Does it feel weird splitting a sandwich 169 00:10:57,742 --> 00:10:59,452 with my deceased mom? 170 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:25,186 Liz, um, as my best friend, uh... 171 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:29,440 I think he would've wanted you to speak first. 172 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:35,154 You were one of the greats, and we'll all miss you. 173 00:11:36,906 --> 00:11:39,259 Goodbye. Goodbye, Gonzo. 174 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,802 Bye, Gonzo. 175 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,724 Hey. 176 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,601 Hey. Are you at Mom's? 177 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:50,979 Yeah. Um. 178 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,982 Does the name Gonzo ring a bell for you? 179 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,776 Um, the Muppet? 180 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,152 The gerbil. 181 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,905 Liz and I had a funeral for him. 182 00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:01,990 I wrote him, like, a full eulogy. 183 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,599 Uh, no. Uh-uh. 184 00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:08,455 You ever see Liz around? 185 00:12:08,479 --> 00:12:11,166 Uh, just once. 186 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:12,876 We both committed hard to pretending 187 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,878 we didn't see each other. 188 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,505 Sorry I didn't tell you. 189 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:18,948 No, it's fine. Um. 190 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,786 Any chance you can come to the funeral home with me? 191 00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:27,432 Dude, that's why I'm calling. 192 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,917 I, uh, I... so... 193 00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,605 Uh, can't. 194 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,107 Ye... that's fine. 195 00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:37,717 It's... it's okay 'cause Matt's coming with me, so. 196 00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:41,905 Um... 197 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,055 Hello? 198 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,252 - Looks like King Tut. 199 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:57,212 I'm sorry about that. 200 00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,755 I'm sure you must be going through 201 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,341 just unimaginable grief. 202 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,635 All that we ask is that you allow us 203 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:08,181 to carry you through this, uh... It's a very sacred time. 204 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:12,853 Um, and how much does it cost 205 00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:16,773 to be carried through the sacred time? 206 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,276 You know, that depends on the level of quality 207 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,902 that you feel your mother deserves. 208 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:25,449 It's a final ceremony of love and gratitude, so. 209 00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:29,661 Yeah, so I-I think, uh, 210 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,664 that the second cheapest option 211 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:38,378 is the best way to honor her with love and gratitude. 212 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,380 That's entirely up to you. 213 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:42,382 Do you ever serve champagne at these things? 214 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,968 I... I'm not Jewish, so I don't know. 215 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,845 Is the body here? 216 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:50,265 Oh, sorry. I didn't know you had people. 217 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:51,767 Yeah, they were early. 218 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:54,311 Lewis, would you please relieve Monica downstairs? 219 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:57,064 She's with the recently deceased beloved soup 220 00:13:57,088 --> 00:13:58,648 in the basement. 221 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,984 I just said... Did I just say soup? 222 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,028 - I'm so so... - Yeah. 223 00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:06,323 So I'm trying this intermittent fasting thing, 224 00:14:06,347 --> 00:14:08,283 and I'm a little schmitzed. 225 00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:09,951 - What are you doing? - Like a 16/8 split, or...? 226 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,495 That is what it's supposed to be. 227 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,205 Do you know what your body fat percentage is? 228 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,832 I have no... - Is he the embalmer, or...? 229 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,375 Oh, uh, Jew bodies aren't embalmed. 230 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,585 Okay. Thank you, Lewis. 231 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,337 That's all we need for now. Thank you. 232 00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:21,755 Okay. Okay. 233 00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:24,257 I want to assure you that your muffins remain... 234 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,991 Oh my God, I did it again. 235 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,305 I'm so sorry. I'm very hungry. 236 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:32,015 Your mother will never be alone. 237 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,518 She'll be handled with the utmost care in accordance 238 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,436 with Jewish tradition. 239 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,771 Tissue? 240 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:41,024 Yeah, if I need a tissue, I'll just take one. 241 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,317 Can I get one? 242 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:43,968 Of course, you can. 243 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:50,182 Oh, thank God. Oh, finally. Okay. 244 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,579 Excuse me. 245 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:58,125 - Mmm. 246 00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:29,030 Well, this is a little weird. 247 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,074 This is very weird. 248 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,034 I wanted to go back to the city. 249 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,452 I don't want to spend 50 minutes 250 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,621 each way out and back 251 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,666 plus subways and everything else. 252 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,085 We're here. That's better. 253 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,838 Do you wanna have sex? 254 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,548 Sure. 255 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:47,573 Oh. 256 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:50,969 What? 257 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,345 No, I just... 258 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,413 I didn't think you were gonna say yes. 259 00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:59,603 Do you want to? 260 00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:00,961 I don't know. 261 00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:05,817 Do you still have your period? 262 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,444 No. 263 00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,512 I'm not... no. 264 00:16:49,093 --> 00:16:51,196 For your day tomorrow, here's how it goes. 265 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,405 You'll start off dry. 266 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,115 You'll stay dry throughout the day. 267 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,159 61 is the morning temperature... 268 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,402 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 269 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,153 Ah. 270 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:35,031 I hope that made you feel 271 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,658 a little less heavy in the heart 272 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,118 'cause I know it did me. 273 00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:40,328 Please follow me on Snapchat. 274 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,080 I know right now I'm kind of 275 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,832 on thin ice over there, but I think I'm... 276 00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,835 They're gonna activate me again by the end of the week. 277 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:50,797 So happiness, health, and go in peace. 278 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,216 Well, it's not the coffee company, it's wine. 279 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,534 I don't know what else you want me to say, Lillian. 280 00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:01,975 I loved that. Are you psyched? 281 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,625 Psyched? 282 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,022 This is all such a mistake. 283 00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:08,440 Yeah. 284 00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:11,818 Hey, um, do you think Dad's gonna show? 285 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:16,055 Uh, his phone was disconnected when I tried him, so... 286 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,828 Where's Maya and everyone? 287 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,663 I didn't call them. 288 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,206 Your only friends? 289 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,084 - I have other friends. - Brie, Davis. 290 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,337 Matt's friends who don't like you? 291 00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:32,488 - That's fair. 292 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:47,187 If we hustle, we can catch the 120 Express to Penn. 293 00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:48,712 I feel like a drink. 294 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,400 We have some IPAs in the fridge 295 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,319 or maybe I drank them. 296 00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:55,945 Sorry. 297 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:59,240 - I feel like a drink in a bar. - This bar. 298 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,659 I definitely don't want that. 299 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,620 No, the whole point is to get in and get out 300 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,621 and not see anybody. 301 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,873 Come on. You won't. 302 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:09,292 No way. 303 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,961 I don't know about you, but I'm grieving, 304 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,588 and I refuse to do that sober anymore. 305 00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,548 So just one drink. We can catch the next train. 306 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,009 It's no big deal. Please? 307 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,386 Okay, one drink, 308 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:22,013 but if anyone I know is in there, we're leaving. 309 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,414 You got it. 310 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:34,717 Should we just leave our shit? 311 00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:38,238 I'll be right back. 312 00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,115 What's going on? 313 00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:42,450 Why is everyone I know here? 314 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,577 What's happening? Maya. 315 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,538 Maya, what the fuck is going on? 316 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:49,332 It's a flash mob. I'm sorry. 317 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:53,962 No. Why? Why? No. 318 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,388 No. 319 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:22,365 - Someone make it stop. - Annie, make it stop. 320 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,285 Annie, I can still see you with your eyes closed. 321 00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,793 Whoo! 322 00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:38,173 Whoo! 323 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:51,186 Beth, we're finally getting married. 324 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,687 Ring TBD. 325 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,631 What do you say? Are you with me? 326 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,237 Yeah. 327 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,447 That felt like a yes! 328 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:07,434 Drink up. Champagne's on me and my wife. 329 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,416 Yeah, hey, my mom's funeral was today. 330 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,754 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Our mom's funeral. 331 00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:18,963 All right, I'm just a little confused 332 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,507 about the timing of today. 333 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,925 Why? 334 00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:24,010 - Yeah, well, that's... - That's why I did it, you know? 335 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,929 So you'd remember this as a good day. 336 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:28,848 It's kind of like how I take us to Medieval Times on 9/11. 337 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,434 Yeah, Matt always plans the best 9/11s. 338 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,459 Thanks. 339 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,648 - Yeah, I just... I'm... - I was... I'm... I'm confused. 340 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:38,149 Well, we've been working on it a couple of weeks, 341 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,317 and I knew we were gonna be out here, 342 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,568 so I just, like, rallied everybody here. 343 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,488 Oh, my God! We did it. 344 00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:47,992 We did it. That was just incredible. 345 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,661 Thank you. 346 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,413 Beth, you must be, like, so thrilled. 347 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:55,041 I am so thrilled. MERI: Yeah. 348 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:58,461 Can I play you a song on the jukebox, like, real quick? 349 00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,629 You can show me how to use it. 350 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,697 Sure. Yeah. Yeah. 351 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:10,890 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, bapa. 352 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:14,310 Yeah, I heard on the internet that they do this 353 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:17,438 at Jewish funerals instead of leaving flowers on the grave. 354 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,900 - That's right. - That's really considerate. 355 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,861 Thanks, Clark. 356 00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:26,781 Actually, I've grown kind of attached to it. 357 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,724 I think I'll just hold onto it. 358 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,245 Yeah. Yeah. 359 00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:33,746 But that rabbi did tell me 360 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,873 that you didn't cry at the funeral, which is weird. 361 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:37,500 Oh, God. - Oh, really? 362 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,502 Okay, like, why has he been saying that? 363 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,422 Isn't there, like, rabbi confidentiality or something? 364 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:43,923 - No, they're very chatty. No. 365 00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:45,967 Okay, well, he was, like, promoting his OnlyFan sites. 366 00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:47,594 What is it? 'Cause he fine. 367 00:22:47,618 --> 00:22:49,345 The rabbi? - Not really. 368 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,847 Yes, really! 369 00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:53,391 - Something's wrong with you. - Does anyone have any Advil? 370 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,893 No, what's wrong? What hurts? 371 00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:57,312 Just my vagina 'cause your dad was, like, 372 00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,563 - pounding it so hard last night. - Come on. 373 00:22:58,587 --> 00:22:59,689 You walked right into that. 374 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,983 - Every time I walk into that. - I know. 375 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,234 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 376 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,486 I just love fucking your dad. No, I am... 377 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,905 Fine, I'll take it as a compliment, I don't care. 378 00:23:06,929 --> 00:23:11,534 No, my back, my head, my stomach, everything. 379 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:12,911 Oh. - I'm... it's not good. 380 00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:14,245 - You sound achy. - Yeah. 381 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,205 I got some weed that I got from Charles's room. 382 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,665 Yeah, it's in my car. You want me to go get it? 383 00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,000 Isn't Charles, like, ten? 384 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:22,295 - No, he's 13. - I'm sorry. 385 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:23,671 'Cause you're his godmother, right? 386 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,881 I'm s... I'm sorry. 387 00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:26,633 Did we smoke pot when we were 13? 388 00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:27,759 Isn't that, like, young? MAYA: Yes. 389 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:28,843 You know, we should have Liz check 390 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,637 everybody's backpacks during gym. 391 00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:32,680 Jen. 392 00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:36,017 Um, Liz, Liz or Liz? 393 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,560 - I'm sorry. - I shouldn't have said that. 394 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,396 - No, it's fine. No, it's fine. - You can talk about Liz. 395 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,065 I'm not... I-I didn't know she was teaching again. 396 00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:43,983 Yeah, the boys had her last year, I'm sorry. 397 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,943 Hey. Hey-hey. 398 00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:47,570 Hi. 399 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,280 Hey. 400 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:51,699 I think you should say something about your mother 401 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,785 and our engagement. 402 00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:54,911 Really? 403 00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:57,497 Just thank people for coming. 404 00:23:57,521 --> 00:24:01,125 Yeah, I need... I need, like, some Advil or something. 405 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,628 Do you wanna... would you go grab some for me? 406 00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,588 - Oh, real quick? - Yeah. 407 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,715 Do you have like 47 bucks? 408 00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:10,283 You want $47? MATT: Yeah. 409 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:14,055 Okay. 410 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,391 You thought I was being real shady on my phone, right? 411 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:17,642 Like I was cheating on you or something. 412 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,727 - Oh, my God. - I did notice the groupie. 413 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:25,090 No. He wouldn't do that. 414 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:28,319 Okay. 415 00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,929 Uh, I'm gonna real quick get some Advil. 416 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,885 What's your date of birth? 417 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,430 Ninth month, day 640. 418 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:58,558 You mean September 6, 1940? 419 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:02,603 No, son. The name's Douyon. 420 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:05,940 Richard Douyon. 421 00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:09,610 Okay, give me ten minutes, Mr. Douyon. 422 00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:11,946 Why you gotta say the date of birth backwards? 423 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,866 - Damn. - Just this. 424 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:16,075 Lavar? 425 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:19,203 Beth? Oh, shit. 426 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:21,289 Oh, my God. I thought you were in Atlanta. 427 00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:23,666 Yeah, well, I was there, but you know, 428 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,210 back here now, but what's new with you? 429 00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:31,257 Oh, I think I might've actually just gotten engaged. 430 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:34,010 - Wow. - Who is marrying Bethany Jones? 431 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,470 Oh. - Let me guess. 432 00:25:35,494 --> 00:25:38,681 A civil rights attorney? Pediatrician? 433 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,683 No, he's none of those things. 434 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,101 He's nothing. 435 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,728 He... no, I mean, he's... you know, he's a good guy. 436 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:48,024 He's... everybody likes him. It's... he's... it's good. 437 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,734 Wow, that sounds good, man. 438 00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:51,069 Yeah. - Amazing. 439 00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:52,445 How's your family? 440 00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:53,613 Tenth month forty. 441 00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:55,573 Mr. Douyon, please have a seat. 442 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:56,657 It's been 30 minutes. 443 00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:57,950 It's been two. 444 00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,410 It's been two. 445 00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:01,037 It's just two minutes, okay? Just please. 446 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:04,207 Sorry. 447 00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:06,709 My mom died. 448 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,085 Shit, man. 449 00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:10,463 I'm... I'm sorry to hear that, Beth. 450 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:13,257 I just wanted to tell you that, um, it's so good 451 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:15,134 to see an old friend. 452 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,969 I probably don't seem that upset. 453 00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:18,888 I don't seem upset enough. 454 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:21,390 Everybody really seems to be really disappointed about that. 455 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,684 - Well, you know what? - Fuck everybody. 456 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,479 You know, they should mind their own damn business. 457 00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:27,522 Yeah, all right. 458 00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:30,358 Douyon, please have a seat. 459 00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,318 Brother, I'm gonna take care of you. 460 00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:35,530 - All right. - Good to see you, Lavar. 461 00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:37,597 Uh, Beth? 462 00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:42,411 Yeah. 463 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,790 You need to pay for the Advil. 464 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:48,417 Shit. I'm sorry. 465 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,883 - Hey. - Where the hell have you been? 466 00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:57,051 I was getting Advil. 467 00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:59,846 You ready to say something? 468 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:02,139 No. 469 00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:03,683 People need to hear from you. 470 00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:06,561 You're gonna regret this. It's your mother. 471 00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:09,337 Okay, let's just go. The rabbi is gonna call you up. 472 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,067 No. No. 473 00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:17,363 In honor, of course, of the deceased, 474 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:20,366 I've decided to stream this on Facebook Live, 475 00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:21,951 and you can download it 476 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:25,413 for the next 24 hours, so please check it out. 477 00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:27,748 And, um, now I think, uh, 478 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,083 Beth would like to say a few words. 479 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:31,168 So how about a hand for Beth, please? 480 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:33,504 Beth. 481 00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:34,613 No. 482 00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:42,495 Uh... here we go. 483 00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:47,375 Sorry, uh, Beth... 484 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:54,317 Can't begin to describe what a loss this is 485 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:57,010 and how happy she is about our engagement. 486 00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:01,490 You know, Jane, um, 487 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:04,535 once thanked me for being with Beth. 488 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:09,832 She said, "Thank you for being with Beth." 489 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,292 I'm leaving Matt. 490 00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:15,296 She knew that I would be with her 491 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,090 and watch over her forever. 492 00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,342 I know. 493 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:21,677 As her husband, 494 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:23,095 as her best friend... 495 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,723 It's... we're grieving. Our mom died. 496 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,642 We're under duress. 497 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,012 So waiting over there? 498 00:30:07,466 --> 00:30:09,468 It's so easy! 34652

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