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? It seems today that all you see ?
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? Is violence in movies and sex on TV ?
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? But where are those
good old-fashioned values ?
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? On which we used to rely? ?
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? Lucky there's a family guy ?
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? Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ?
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? All the things that make us ?
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? Laugh and cry ?
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? He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ?
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A little taste of the future
right here in Quahog?
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That's right. Virtual Reality World
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has just opened its doors to the public.
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For those of you
who don't know what VR is,
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I will now attempt to explain it to you
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without the aid of a teleprompter.
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You put a computer on a face,
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and it's like this whole world,
man. It's crazy.
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I dated a chick
whose little brother had one.
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Just nuts.
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- Guys, let's go to VR World.
- Hell yeah.
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- Let's do it.
- All right.
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I mixed up the letters.
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- We-
- We'll... We'll-we'll get there.
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Gentlemen, the going rate
is 20 bucks a game over here.
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Who's got a pair of stones big enough
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to challenge the mighty Meg?
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My money's on the table.
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Can you please get out of my way?
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- Come take my money.
- My hand is bleeding,
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and I need to wash it
so it doesn't get infected!
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Oh, okay.
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He scurred. Everybody scurred.
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Damn bunch of panzos over here.
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Bruce, how we doing
on those Gulden's packets?
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I got my mind on my mustard
and my mustard on my mind.
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There it is.
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What is going on with you today?
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I'm just so bored.
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Ain't nobody forcing you to stay here.
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Go do something.
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I did. I went over to that new car wash.
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They got all the rainbow lights.
Real classy joint.
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Anyway, they say I can only
go through five times.
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Like, why would you restrict that?
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Listen, Meg, I got to run.
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A special-needs boy got
his hands on a Rum and Coke,
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and he's absolutely destroying
the arcade.
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Hey, if you really got nothing going on,
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I could use a ride home.
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Yeah, like I'm really gonna let some...
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hot piece of ass in my car.
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How the hell are you doing, boy?
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I'm good, thanks.
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My name's Seymour.
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I'm Meg. But everyone here
calls me Thrash.
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- Heya, Meg.
- Wow.
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Yeah, I'll give you a ride.
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Just hope you don't mind going fast.
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Here, let me show you how it's done.
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Oh, sorry. That's my phone.
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Let it go to voice mail.
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Gentlemen, welcome
to Virtual Reality World.
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Now, who's ready
to put something on your face
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that was on someone else's face
15 minutes ago?
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Wow! Mine says, "Low battery.
Charge immediately."
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Is this real life?
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Aw, cool. Virtual reality: The Hulk.
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What's going on? What's happening?
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I don't know. It's weird.
It keeps stopping and rebooting.
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Eric Bana, smash.
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Edward Norton, smash.
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- Okay, here we go. Mark Ruffalo.
- Are you smashing?
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No, I'm mainly just updating
my Twitter avatar
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to raise awareness about fracking.
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That's lame. Try getting angry.
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Uh, I don't get angry. I vote.
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I vote.
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So, Seymour, you from around here?
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Just moved here from Philly.
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Oh, right on. I love Philly.
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- I hated it...
- Kind of a dump.
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- ...when I had to leave.
- Great town.
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Maybe I'm thinking of Dallas.
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- You want some mustard?
- No, thanks.
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I had a chalky, expired Kit Kat
at the bowling alley.
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Right on.
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Sorry for all the packet racket.
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These things can be a little tricky.
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There we go.
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Hooah! It's that tang that gets me.
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Hey, Meg, would you mind -
pulling over at this 7... Eleven?
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No doubt. I am the same way.
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Once I start thinking
about that hot case,
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I gots to pull over.
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I'll just do sex. You don't need that.
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Wait right here.
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What the...
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What is happening right now?
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Damn it. I should have just stayed home.
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This is a bigger mistake
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than the Bill Belichick Christmas album.
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? Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer ?
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? Had some real explosive plays ?
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? And if we saw zone defense ?
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? We knew that it was gonna
give us the best ability ?
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? To get the ball down the field ?
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? And we understood our opponents ?
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? Might have some difficulty
with that. ?
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What's up with those hiccups?
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I don't know.
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I think I said "giggity..." too fast
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when the guy was... explaining
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how the goggles... sit on your face.
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Now they're not going away.
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- Boo!
- What are you doing?
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You can scare 'em away.
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You thought that would scare me?
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Crap. Why aren't they going away?
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This is worse than the B side...
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of that Bill Belichick...
Christmas album.
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? On the first day of Christmas ?
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? My true love gave to me ?
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? $4 million ?
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? And a player to be named later. ?
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Let's go, Meg! Drive!
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All right, Meg.
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That was awesome.
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Where have you been all my life?
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Probably mostly at my house.
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Oh! One time, my dad
took me to see Stevie Nicks
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when my mom was sick.
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What do you think
she's gonna play next, Dad?
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I don't know,
but if it's "Edge of Seventeen,"
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back up. I need some twirling room.
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Back up! Back up! Back up!
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Well, look who's finally up.
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Oh, I'm up, all right.
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Meg, drive!
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How do you want your eggs?
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120 miles an hour
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on the razor's edge
between life and death.
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Okay. I'll just do,
like, a cheesy scramble.
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Hey, Dad, is it all right
if I use the car again?
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Yeah, that's fine. Why?
What do you got going on?
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Oh, just some stuff.
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What was all that noise
in your bedroom this morning?
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Oh, you know, not much.
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All right, Mr. Quagmire,
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I understand you have the hiccups.
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Now, it says here on your chart
you've tried "boo."
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Outside of that,
the best way to treat hiccups
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is through hypnosis.
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Yeah, hypnosis helps
with all sorts of stuff.
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This guy even helped me recover
a traumatic repressed memory.
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One front-row ticket
for Nickelback, please.
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The music was great,
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but I split my black jeans
during "Photograph."
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The bouncers had to carry me out
with a napkin over my ass.
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My mama always said that hiccups
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are a sign that the devil's
got a hold of you.
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If anything can drive 'em away,
it's Reverend Lucius.
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And, like all Black priests,
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he's Whitney Houston's uncle.
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Is this the possessed one?
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Son, I'm now going to place
my hands on the afflicted area.
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Satan, release your grasp from this man.
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In the name of Christ, I exorcise thee,
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infernal invader!
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Well, I'm out of purple-suited ideas.
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Peter, what are you doing?
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He's doing hiccup stuff.
I'm doing hat stuff.
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Easy with the fans, ladies.
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Easy with the fans.
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Right on time.
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Meg, what are you doing?
You're not gonna beat it.
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Who said anything about beating it?
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Can you pass me that retainer
in the cup holder?
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I have to wear it
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or my teeth will shift.
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That's smart.
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Mine have shifted.
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See?
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Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Meg!
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I love hanging out with you.
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That was such a rush!
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This must be what it's like
to get a B12 shot.
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Hi. I'm a bored white person
looking to waste $60?
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Well, I have a certificate
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from a probably, like, three-day course
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that says I can inject people
with stuff.
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That needle's clean, right?
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You bet it is.
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Hey... I saw your TV was on
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and thought I'd... swing by.
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Geez, you look like hell.
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Listen, I'm at the end of my rope here.
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I can't sleep. I can't eat.
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Peyton Manning was accused
of assaulting a woman...
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and it just kind of went away.
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I need you to do something
for me, Peter.
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What is it? You name it.
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I don't want to live like this.
I need...
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I need you to kill me.
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What?! Quagmire, I can't do that.
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You're-you're my best friend.
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If that's true, then you'll... do it.
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You don't know what it's been like.
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I can't remember the last time
I slept... 15 minutes straight.
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It's torture, Peter...
and it's driving me insane!
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Please... I'm begging you.
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Well, if it's really come to that,
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if that's what you really want,
I'll do it.
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Oh, thank you, Peter.
And you have to do it.
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You can't let me out of it,
no matter how much I insist.
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It's done. I'll come get you tomorrow.
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Thank you, Peter... thank you so much.
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What are you doing
with your Hawaiian shirts?
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I want them tightly folded
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like a flag at a military funeral.
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There's a condom in the pocket.
And it's used.
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Who else but Quagmire?
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Burn. Why aren't you burning?
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Uh, Black Irish, Chris.
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I never burn, only tan.
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Uh, hey, Kel, how's
that cocktail coming along?
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Listen, Meg, I've got a big job
I've been thinking about.
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- I'm talking huge.
- You're not...
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You're not seriously thinking
about robbing
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- Ross Dress for Less.
- Ross Dress for Less. Exactly.
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It's their Memorial Day sale
this weekend.
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- Big job.
- Big savings.
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That's Ross Dress for Less.
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Gonna need a hell of a driver.
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I knew I could count on you.
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What kind is this?
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It's French's.
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Oh, my God,
Meg's gonna commit a robbery.
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What am I gonna do?
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Chris is in distress?
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Herbert is in distress?
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Old turtle.
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Hey, Meg?
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I need to talk to you about something.
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About Ross Dress for Less.
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What? How do you know about that?
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I heard what you said in the car.
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Meg, I think you're
very confused about something.
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Oh, what? Wait, wait, let me guess.
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Seymour's just using me?
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Trust me, Chris,
I'm not confused about anything.
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- No, Meg...
- Stop spying on me, you little creep.
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Oh, man, I got to tell somebody.
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But first, let's have a look
at this sex toy drawer.
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Wow, big sex toy.
256
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And big savings. That's Hitachi.
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Goodbye, baby girl.
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Daddy's going away for a while.
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Ugh, I can't...
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Ow! Ouch!
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God, those claws
went right through my pants.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, they're gone.
264
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Kitty, you did it! You broke the curse!
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Peter, no! They went away.
266
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- My hiccups are gone.
- Oh, no.
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That's exactly what you said
not to listen to.
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Peter, please!
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I swear, they're gone! Listen!
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Sorry, Quagmire. I promised
to take you out of your misery.
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And when I give my word on something,
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I give it my all.
273
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Like when I guarded Jeffrey Epstein.
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We would like to see prisoner.
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- On whose authority?
- Your mother.
276
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,045
All right, I was able to hack
into the city's server.
277
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,588
There's an accessible heat duct
278
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on the southwest side of the building.
279
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,801
If we set off an explosion here...
280
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Meg, I'm just gonna walk in
and point a gun at the cashier.
281
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Oh. Okay.
282
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,058
Yeah. Yeah, that-that should work.
283
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,399
Yeah, we don't need the timer, either.
284
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,652
It won't be a factor in anything I do.
285
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,287
You okay back there, Quagmire?
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Why do you care
287
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if you're just gonna kill me anyway?
288
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We're still friends. Geez.
289
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:07,007
That store is a disaster.
290
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The robes are next to the hand weights.
291
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I mean, come on.
292
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Go, Meg! Let's go.
293
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,392
We did it! Meg, that was...
294
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Wow.
295
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,275
You're not just using me, are you?
296
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,818
What would give you that idea?
297
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,278
I don't know.
298
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,863
Just used to being hurt, I guess.
299
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,740
Meg, in addition to being
300
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,702
the most kick-ass getaway driver
I have ever seen,
301
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,246
I think you're the most amazing person
302
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,831
I've ever met.
303
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:03,999
Really?
304
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,167
? Lift up your head ?
305
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,087
? Wipe off that mascara ?
306
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,089
? Here, take my Kleenex ?
307
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,259
? Wipe that mustard away ?
308
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,094
? Show me your face ?
309
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,680
? Clean as the morning ?
310
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,099
? I know things were bad ?
311
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:26,271
? But now they're okay ?
312
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,232
? Suddenly Seymour. ?
313
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,526
Seymour!
314
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,669
Meg, get out of here.
315
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,756
- I'll take the heat for this.
- What? Why?
316
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,759
Because you're my sister and I love you.
317
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,720
But what do we do about Seymo...
318
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,764
What the...?
319
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,433
Meg, there never was a Seymour.
320
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Think about it.
321
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,604
Just hope you don't mind going fast.
322
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,315
Ooh. Big, flat butt, 11 o'clock.
323
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,566
I got it.
324
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,112
Oh, Seymour.
325
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,580
Don't turn the wheel, please.
326
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,541
I don't understand.
327
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,044
I watched you
in front of Ross Dress for Less.
328
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,339
You were just revving the engine
with your hand down your pants.
329
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,091
Look, whatever's going on with you,
330
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,968
we're gonna figure it out.
331
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,722
Thank you, Chris.
332
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,558
What the hell?
333
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,895
We'll talk later. Just go.
334
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,980
Hey, you got to frickin' watch
where you're going, man.
335
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,066
Chris? What are you doing out here?
336
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,360
Oh, y-you caught me.
337
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:59,155
I, uh, I stole your car
and went on a joyride.
338
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,492
Yeah!
339
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,245
Chris, I am very disappointed in you,
340
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,455
and you are grounded,
and we will talk about this
341
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,375
after I kill my best friend.
342
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,589
Well, Peter, I'm glad the gun jammed
343
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,299
and Quagmire's still alive.
344
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,884
Yeah, the gun definitely jammed
345
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,803
and I didn't miss him
with all six bullets,
346
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,806
- that's for sure.
- What are we gonna do about Meg?
347
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,308
She's upstairs having very loud sex
348
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,102
with her imaginary boyfriend.
349
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,271
? Suddenly Seymour. ?
350
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,274
Maybe this has something
to do with that.
351
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,485
The FDA has issued a recall
on four brands of mustard
352
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,529
due to possible E. coli contamination.
353
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,905
So far, there have been
354
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,283
three confirmed cases
here in Rhode Island.
355
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,577
Symptoms of infection
include fever, diarrhea,
356
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,289
and delusions
of having a criminal boyfriend.
357
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,417
Wow. That Family Guy simulation
was really freaky.
358
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,086
It's like I was in the episode.
359
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,089
I'll say. Do you want to do
a Bob's Burgers?
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00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,176
Dude, lead with that next time.
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